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396.1 | cuff | BAEDEV::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Fri Aug 14 1987 16:00 | 0 |
396.2 | link | CHUCKM::MURRAY | Chuck Murray | Fri Aug 14 1987 16:11 | 1 |
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396.3 | birdie | BMT::KABEL | Rhetorical Questions Questioned | Fri Aug 14 1987 16:46 | 0 |
396.4 | shuttlecock | SUPER::KENAH | Mythical Conversation Fragments | Fri Aug 14 1987 17:59 | 1 |
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396.5 | Net | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Fri Aug 14 1987 20:22 | 1 |
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396.6 | Loss | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Speak softly and wear a loud shirt | Fri Aug 14 1987 20:54 | 1 |
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396.7 | Leader | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Digital Internal Use Only | Fri Aug 14 1987 21:17 | 0 |
396.8 | to-water-but-you-can't-maker-drink | ERIS::CALLAS | Strange days, indeed. | Fri Aug 14 1987 21:20 | 1 |
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396.9 | beer | COMICS::KEY | On the verge of indecision | Mon Aug 17 1987 10:55 | 0 |
396.10 | coffin | BAEDEV::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Mon Aug 17 1987 11:36 | 0 |
396.11 | nail | LYMPH::LAMBERT | I/O! I/O! It's off to disk I go... | Mon Aug 17 1987 13:07 | 0 |
396.12 | finger | MAGOO::PFC | What a concept! | Mon Aug 17 1987 14:31 | 1 |
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396.13 | point | USATSL::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Mon Aug 17 1987 15:59 | 1 |
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396.14 | less | SYSENG::NELSON | E unibus plurum | Mon Aug 17 1987 19:57 | 1 |
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396.15 | filling | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Mon Aug 17 1987 20:53 | 1 |
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396.16 | teeth | PASTIS::MONAHAN | I am not a free number, I am a telephone box | Mon Aug 17 1987 23:04 | 1 |
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396.17 | eye | DSSDEV::ROBINSON | Bill Robinson | Tue Aug 18 1987 12:24 | 1 |
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396.18 | balls | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Tue Aug 18 1987 12:28 | 1 |
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396.19 | o'fire! | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Tue Aug 18 1987 12:36 | 2 |
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396.20 | o'malley | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Tue Aug 18 1987 15:26 | 1 |
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396.21 | dentist | VIDEO::OSMAN | type video::user$7:[osman]eric.six | Tue Aug 18 1987 15:30 | 10 |
| This note amplifies one of the missing features of notes. There's
no guarantee that your reply is going in where you think it is.
If you and I are both replying to the same note, whoever hits "^Z" first
probably gets in first.
So, my entry "dentist" is intended to follow "filling" but probably
doesn't !
/Eric
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396.22 | alleycat | COMICS::KEY | On the verge of indecision | Tue Aug 18 1987 17:13 | 3 |
| (in reply to O'Malley, not dentist)
I suppose you think that's clever, Eric.
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396.23 | alleycat - chorus | ESDC2::SOBOT | Beware of the parrot ! | Wed Aug 19 1987 07:17 | 7 |
| re .21
hmmm, maybe it would help to put the "inspirational" word in the
title too. This would also save readers having to go back a reply if
they've forgotten what the previous word was.
Cheers, Steve
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396.24 | chorus -> apples | QUOKKA::SNYDER | Wherever you go, there you are | Wed Aug 19 1987 16:25 | 0 |
396.25 | pie | ARMORY::CHARBONND | Post No Bulls | Wed Aug 19 1987 16:27 | 1 |
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396.26 | pie - squared | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Speak softly and wear a loud shirt | Wed Aug 19 1987 16:37 | 1 |
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396.27 | squared --> rectangle | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Wed Aug 19 1987 16:46 | 1 |
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396.28 | Entangle | 4GL::LASHER | Working... | Wed Aug 19 1987 18:01 | 1 |
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396.29 | | NATASH::AIKEN | Try to relax and enjoy the CRISIS | Wed Aug 19 1987 18:08 | 2 |
| entangle - truth
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396.30 | truth - save face | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Thu Aug 20 1987 05:04 | 1 |
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396.31 | UNTANGLE | ARMORY::CHARBONND | Post No Bulls | Thu Aug 20 1987 10:32 | 1 |
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396.32 | UNTANGLE --> PUZZLE | COMICS::KEY | Calling International Rescue... | Thu Aug 20 1987 11:42 | 3 |
| How does "untangle" follow on from "save face"?
- Puzzled of Basingstoke
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396.33 | puzzle ->monkey | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corpore sano | Thu Aug 20 1987 12:31 | 3 |
| This (.-1 and the ones before) looks like an instance of Eric's problem
(.21), but I don't know what VAXNOTES does with timestamps (which
suggest otherwise).
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396.34 | monkey => scratch | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Aug 20 1987 12:48 | 1 |
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396.35 | scratch - chicken | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Speak softly and wear a loud shirt | Thu Aug 20 1987 12:57 | 1 |
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396.36 | chicken - funky | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Thu Aug 20 1987 14:13 | 1 |
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396.37 | funky - Winkerbean | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Aug 20 1987 20:37 | 1 |
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396.38 | Winkerbean --> batik | AKOV76::BOYAJIAN | Science Is Golden | Fri Aug 21 1987 05:38 | 3 |
| Heh heh heh. Thought you'd stump us, didn't you?
--- jerry
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396.39 | batik --> weaver | COMICS::KEY | Calling International Rescue... | Fri Aug 21 1987 12:41 | 1 |
| Will someone _please_ explain "Winkerbean"?
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396.40 | weaver --> dreams | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Speak softly and wear a loud shirt | Fri Aug 21 1987 16:27 | 5 |
| Funky Winkerbean is a comic strip carried in some newspapers (US,
don't know where else).
PS, Jerry's jump from Winkerbean to batik still has me puzzling
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396.41 | dreams -> wet | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | Living on the hegde ... | Fri Aug 21 1987 20:09 | 0 |
396.42 | | AKOV68::BOYAJIAN | Science Is Golden | Sat Aug 22 1987 12:24 | 6 |
| re:.40
The writer/artist of "Funky Winkerbean" is Tom Batuik. I just
dropped the "u".
--- jerry
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396.43 | wet --> blanket | COMICS::KEY | Calling International Rescue... | Mon Aug 24 1987 12:36 | 5 |
| Re: .42
Call that an association?
Andy
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396.44 | blanket --> security | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Speak softly and wear a loud shirt | Mon Aug 24 1987 21:19 | 1 |
| Just couldn't let this sit here for a whole work day..
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396.45 | security --> code | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Mon Aug 24 1987 21:23 | 1 |
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396.46 | code --> name | KAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLAN | | Tue Aug 25 1987 11:50 | 1 |
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396.47 | oceanic -> cocaine | VIDEO::OSMAN | type video::user$7:[osman]eric.six | Tue Aug 25 1987 15:04 | 1 |
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396.48 | name --> address | LATOUR::JMUNZER | | Tue Aug 25 1987 16:25 | 2 |
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396.49 | let's merge the 2 streams | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Speak softly and wear a loud shirt | Tue Aug 25 1987 20:57 | 3 |
| cocaine ----\
------> columbia
address ----/
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396.50 | columbia -> records | SYSENG::NELSON | E unibus plurum | Tue Aug 25 1987 21:15 | 1 |
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396.51 | records --> Guinness | AKOV68::BOYAJIAN | Science Is Golden | Wed Aug 26 1987 07:01 | 7 |
| re:.43
Why not? When I saw "Funky Winkerbean", I immediately thought
of its creator, Batuik, which made me think of "batik". Isn't
that what word association is all *about*? Sheesh!
--- jerry
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396.52 | Guinness --> stout | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Wed Aug 26 1987 12:33 | 1 |
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396.53 | stout -> fellow | IPG::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Wed Aug 26 1987 14:40 | 1 |
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396.54 | fellow --> jolly | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Wed Aug 26 1987 16:39 | 1 |
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396.55 | jolly --> Santa Claus | VINO::JMUNZER | | Wed Aug 26 1987 17:05 | 2 |
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396.56 | Santa Claus --> dole | COMICS::KEY | Calling International Rescue... | Thu Aug 27 1987 12:28 | 3 |
| Re .51
Okay, if that's how you want to play it...
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396.57 | | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Thu Aug 27 1987 14:40 | 2 |
| MLNOIS::HARBIG
-< dole--->queue>-
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396.58 | queue -->tail | KAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLAN | | Thu Aug 27 1987 17:06 | 1 |
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396.59 | tail --> gate | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Thu Aug 27 1987 18:02 | 1 |
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396.60 | | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Fri Aug 28 1987 07:51 | 2 |
| MLNOIS::HARBIG
-< gate ---> garden>-
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396.61 | garden --> party | COMICS::KEY | Calling International Rescue... | Fri Aug 28 1987 12:04 | 1 |
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396.62 | party --> slate | VINO::JMUNZER | | Fri Aug 28 1987 12:33 | 1 |
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396.63 | slate --> blackboard | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Fri Aug 28 1987 12:50 | 1 |
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396.64 | blackboard --> jungle | KAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLAN | | Fri Aug 28 1987 13:28 | 1 |
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396.65 | jungle --> George | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Speak softly and wear a loud shirt | Fri Aug 28 1987 13:50 | 1 |
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396.66 | | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Fri Aug 28 1987 15:18 | 1 |
| -< GEORGE --> III >-
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396.67 | III -> MicroVAX | SYSENG::NELSON | E unibus plurum | Fri Aug 28 1987 16:28 | 1 |
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396.68 | MicroVAX -> system | SUPER::KENAH | Mythical Conversation Fragments | Fri Aug 28 1987 16:32 | 0 |
396.69 | System -> Manager | RUTLND::SATOW | | Fri Aug 28 1987 17:14 | 1 |
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396.70 | manager --> aspirations | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Mon Aug 31 1987 09:43 | 1 |
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396.71 | aspirations --> asphyxiate | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Mon Aug 31 1987 12:46 | 2 |
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396.72 | -<asphyxiate --> claustraphobia>- | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Mon Aug 31 1987 13:05 | 1 |
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396.73 | claustrophobia --> boxed | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Mon Aug 31 1987 14:00 | 0 |
396.74 | boxed -> cuffed | SYSENG::NELSON | E unibus plurum | Mon Aug 31 1987 15:50 | 3 |
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(going full circle into the past tense)
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396.75 | cuffed -> french | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Mon Aug 31 1987 16:45 | 1 |
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396.76 | french -> fries | NATASH::AIKEN | Try to relax and enjoy the CRISIS | Mon Aug 31 1987 17:36 | 1 |
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396.77 | fries ---> grease | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Verbosity does not eschew obfuscation | Mon Aug 31 1987 20:46 | 2 |
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396.78 | grease ---> monkey | WAYWRD::GORDON | Adam's prize was open eyes... | Mon Aug 31 1987 22:36 | 1 |
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396.79 | -< monkey --> wrench >- | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Tue Sep 01 1987 07:34 | 1 |
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396.80 | wrench --> force | COMICS::KEY | Calling International Rescue... | Tue Sep 01 1987 12:41 | 1 |
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396.81 | force --> free | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Speak softly and wear a loud shirt | Tue Sep 01 1987 15:10 | 1 |
| Any DECSIM users out there?
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396.82 | -< free ---> gratis >- | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Tue Sep 01 1987 16:24 | 1 |
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396.83 | gratis --> potatoes | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Tue Sep 01 1987 19:11 | 3 |
| well, hey, I tried....
anyone heard of potatoes au gratis?
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396.84 | potatoes --> eyes | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Tue Sep 01 1987 23:48 | 3 |
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Re: .83 -- that was awful!
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396.85 | eyes --> cream | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Wed Sep 02 1987 10:34 | 1 |
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396.86 | cream --> bun | COMICS::KEY | Calling International Rescue... | Wed Sep 02 1987 12:59 | 1 |
| .81: What's a DECSIM?
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396.87 | bun -> voyage | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | A nickel's worth of free advice | Wed Sep 02 1987 13:16 | 0 |
396.88 | voyage --> voyeur | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Speak softly and wear a loud shirt | Wed Sep 02 1987 16:09 | 2 |
| RE: .-2, DECSIM is a logic simulation program I work on. Force and
free are two (opposite) functions that it can perform.
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396.89 | voyeur --> seer | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Digital Internal Use Only | Wed Sep 02 1987 17:44 | 0 |
396.90 | seer --> oracle | WAYWRD::GORDON | Adam's prize was open eyes... | Wed Sep 02 1987 17:48 | 1 |
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396.91 | oracle --> 20-20 | GLIVET::RECKARD | | Wed Sep 02 1987 20:20 | 1 |
| Aren't oracles those things that Capt. Klink and Sherlock Holmes wore?
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396.92 | 20/20 -> 60 Minutes | SCRUFF::CONLIFFE | Better living through software | Wed Sep 02 1987 20:52 | 1 |
| just a news fiend, I guess...
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396.93 | 60 Minutes --> hour | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Sep 03 1987 17:58 | 1 |
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396.94 | hour --> you? | INK::KALLIS | Please speak slowly and clearly. | Thu Sep 03 1987 18:01 | 1 |
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396.95 | you --> ma | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Sep 03 1987 18:24 | 1 |
| as in AZ.
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396.96 | ma --> hatma | GLIVET::RECKARD | | Thu Sep 03 1987 19:28 | 0 |
396.97 | hatma --> nail | ERASER::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Thu Sep 03 1987 20:34 | 1 |
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396.98 | nail --> file | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Fri Sep 04 1987 12:28 | 0 |
396.99 | file --> jail | NATASH::AIKEN | Try to relax and enjoy the CRISIS | Fri Sep 04 1987 17:12 | 1 |
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396.100 | jail --> bait | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Fri Sep 04 1987 18:16 | 1 |
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396.101 | bait --> noire | ERASER::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Fri Sep 04 1987 19:11 | 1 |
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396.102 | noire --> enchanted | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Fri Sep 04 1987 21:24 | 0 |
396.103 | enchanted ---> gregorian | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Mon Sep 07 1987 07:57 | 1 |
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396.104 | gregorian --> calendar | IPG::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Mon Sep 07 1987 16:33 | 1 |
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396.105 | calendar --> dates | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Mon Sep 07 1987 17:22 | 0 |
396.106 | dates --> sex | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Tue Sep 08 1987 07:26 | 1 |
| (suggested by my sister-in-law)
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396.107 | sex ---> opposite | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Tue Sep 08 1987 09:02 | 1 |
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396.108 | opposite -> opposite | BEING::POSTPISCHIL | Always mount a scratch monkey. | Tue Sep 08 1987 13:16 | 1 |
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396.109 | opposite --> attract | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Speak softly and wear a loud shirt | Tue Sep 08 1987 13:35 | 0 |
396.110 | attract --> detract | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Tue Sep 08 1987 14:36 | 2 |
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396.111 | detract --> detrain | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Digital Internal Use Only | Tue Sep 08 1987 15:47 | 0 |
396.112 | detrain --> deplane | GLIVET::RECKARD | | Tue Sep 08 1987 15:57 | 1 |
| Mr. Rourke! Mr. Rourke!
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396.113 | deplane -> Tattoo (sp?) | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | A nickel's worth of free advice | Tue Sep 08 1987 18:08 | 0 |
396.114 | Tattoo ---> Edinburgh | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Wed Sep 09 1987 06:32 | 1 |
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396.115 | Edinburgh --> spune | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Wed Sep 09 1987 15:21 | 2 |
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396.116 | Spune -> soup | IPG::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Wed Sep 09 1987 20:10 | 1 |
| Spunes in Edinburgh? I thought they used their fingers :-)
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396.117 | soup --> nuts | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Wed Sep 09 1987 20:40 | 19 |
| re -.1 , spunes in Edinburgh: Last year when I was planning my
wedding I decided we should observe some tradition from each of
our ancestries. My husband's ancestry is Polish and Italian; very
easy since these traditions abound (at least in Chicago). Mine
were a bit trickier: Scottish, French and German. My only living
grandparent, who was responsible for the German directly and the
French by marriage, had no recollection of any wedding traditions.
On the Scottish side, we'd been so long in this country that my
grandmother was a member of the DAR. So I consulted a book on wedding
traditions. For Scotland, it said that the groom would go to Edinburgh
and have a spoon made out of silver to present to his bride. The
spoon was called the wedding spune. (I have no idea if this is or
was actually the case. We could find no evidence of the French
tradition they listed in either France or New Hampshire. Eventually,
I gave up and we didn't observe any ethnic traditions.)
Ergo: Edinburgh --> spune
SPD
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396.118 | nuts --> bolts | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Thu Sep 10 1987 09:04 | 1 |
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396.119 | bolts --> laundry | ESDC2::SOBOT | Beware of the parrot ! | Thu Sep 10 1987 11:29 | 8 |
| ...reminds me of the old joke about the lunatic who escapes from
the asylum, goes into the launderette, rapes three women working
there, then runs off. Headlines in the paper next day said...
NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS !
Cheers, Steve
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396.120 | laundry --> Mexico | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Thu Sep 10 1987 12:12 | 1 |
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396.121 | Mexico --> chili (or Chile) | IPG::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Thu Sep 10 1987 15:45 | 4 |
396.122 | Chile --> Honey | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Thu Sep 10 1987 16:13 | 2 |
| a term of endearment...
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396.123 | Honey --> Pie | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Thu Sep 10 1987 18:45 | 9 |
| You are driving me crazy,
I'm in love but I'm lazy...
Which is interesting because this morning I was thinking about trying
to word associate to the Beatles via a "Mexico --> Gringo --> Starr"
route, but abandoned it as being entirely too silly!
PS, Please do not comment on "word associate" as verbification.
I plead guilty.
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396.124 | honey -> buns | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | You're on 'er, your Honor | Thu Sep 10 1987 18:47 | 1 |
| a term of endowment ...
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396.125 | pie --> bald | IPG::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Thu Sep 10 1987 20:55 | 1 |
| Note clash - 'pie' got there first :-)
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396.126 | bald --> shouted | AYOV15::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Fri Sep 11 1987 10:30 | 9 |
| re .120
.121
Mexico --> laundry
Where do you go if you want to clean up some of those dirty old
pound notes we still have up here? To the laundry in Mexico of course!!
Ian 8^).
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396.127 | Shouted --> out | AKOV68::BOYAJIAN | Chaise pomme | Tue Sep 15 1987 05:54 | 3 |
| From the commercial for the laundry detergent Shout ("Shout it Out!")
--- jerry
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396.128 | out -> spot | GLIVET::RECKARD | | Tue Sep 15 1987 11:52 | 1 |
| Lady Macbeth's dog?
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396.129 | spot --> Rover | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Tue Sep 15 1987 11:58 | 1 |
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396.130 | Rover --> Village | ERASER::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Tue Sep 15 1987 12:23 | 2 |
| From the classic TV show, _The Prisoner_. [Well, it beats commercials.
;-)]
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396.131 | Village --> idiot | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Tue Sep 15 1987 13:09 | 1 |
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396.132 | idiot --> box | NATASH::AIKEN | Try to relax and enjoy the CRISIS | Tue Sep 15 1987 13:44 | 6 |
| idiot box = where one finds television commercials.
we've come full circle
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396.133 | box --> lunch | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Tue Sep 15 1987 16:27 | 2 |
| a square meal?
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396.134 | lunch -> meat | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Why is everything `heavy' in 1985? | Tue Sep 15 1987 17:47 | 0 |
396.135 | meat -> uncle | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Tue Sep 15 1987 19:16 | 1 |
| Any Zappa fans out there?
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396.136 | Uncle -> Wiggly | CLT::WIECHMANN | Jim the Warrior | Wed Sep 16 1987 01:43 | 0 |
396.137 | wiggly -> wormly | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Calvin ... Marty ... Klein | Wed Sep 16 1987 03:19 | 0 |
396.138 | Wormly --> Birdly | ERASER::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Wed Sep 16 1987 12:35 | 3 |
| ...as in "the early worm gets the bird."
Steve Kallis, Jr.
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396.139 | birdly --> spindly | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Wed Sep 16 1987 15:17 | 0 |
396.140 | spindly -> foldly, mutilately | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Wed Sep 16 1987 16:14 | 1 |
| As in "DO NOT"
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396.141 | foldly -> (in)crease(ing)ly | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Calvin ... Marty ... Klein | Wed Sep 16 1987 19:36 | 0 |
396.142 | increasingly creasely -> origami | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Wed Sep 16 1987 19:45 | 1 |
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396.143 | origami --> sin | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Sep 16 1987 20:34 | 1 |
| it was a paper apple?
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396.144 | sin...sational! | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Wed Sep 16 1987 20:41 | 2 |
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396.145 | sin --> seer | IPG::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Wed Sep 16 1987 20:41 | 1 |
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396.146 | seer -> looker | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Calvin ... Marty ... Klein | Thu Sep 17 1987 03:49 | 0 |
396.147 | looker -> up | ARMORY::CHARBONND | I sobered up for this?! | Thu Sep 17 1987 10:52 | 1 |
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396.148 | UP--->MARKET | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Thu Sep 17 1987 12:28 | 1 |
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396.149 | market ---> sendit | ERASER::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Thu Sep 17 1987 13:47 | 1 |
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396.150 | sendit -> spendit | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Thu Sep 17 1987 14:01 | 1 |
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396.151 | spendit --> gone | NATASH::AIKEN | Try to relax and enjoy the CRISIS | Thu Sep 17 1987 15:05 | 1 |
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396.152 | gone --> forgotten | GLIVET::RECKARD | | Thu Sep 17 1987 15:06 | 0 |
396.153 | forgotten --> repressed | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Thu Sep 17 1987 20:02 | 0 |
396.154 | repressed --> recleaned | ERASER::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Thu Sep 17 1987 20:42 | 1 |
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396.155 | recleaned --> remiss(ter) | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Fri Sep 18 1987 12:51 | 0 |
396.156 | remiss(ter) --> remarry | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Fri Sep 18 1987 18:45 | 1 |
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396.157 | Remarry --> Liz Taylor | GLIVET::RECKARD | | Mon Sep 21 1987 11:30 | 0 |
396.158 | Liz Taylor -> many | DELNI::PITARD | Huh? What, me?? | Mon Sep 21 1987 13:27 | 2 |
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396.159 | many ---> called | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Mon Sep 21 1987 14:00 | 3 |
| MLNOIS::HARBIG
"Many are called but few are chosen."
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396.160 | called --> vocatio | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Mon Sep 21 1987 16:08 | 0 |
396.161 | vocatio --> pontifex | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Mon Sep 21 1987 16:57 | 1 |
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396.162 | pontifex -> pontiff | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | I'm Jack, Phil's brain is on hold | Mon Sep 21 1987 20:39 | 0 |
396.163 | pontiff -> 4th&25 | MLCSSE::CIUFFINI | Wanted:Zydeco Star Spangled Banner | Mon Sep 21 1987 21:02 | 6 |
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What better association for pontiff...
Probably a football (today/tomorrow) strike and the basenote
title ....
jc
p.s. "''pun'" intended. :-)
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396.164 | 4th&25 -> Chicago | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Mon Sep 21 1987 21:20 | 3 |
| Remember song "25 or 6 to 4"?
PS, does any one know what the song title referred to?
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396.165 | Chicago -> Bears | LYMPH::LAMBERT | BMW: Best Motorcycle in the World | Mon Sep 21 1987 21:30 | 7 |
| re: .164 ("25 or 6 to 4")
I believe it meant "25 or 26 minutes before 4", as in 4:00am, as in 3:34
or 3:35 am. This would be consistant with the rest of the song. "Feeling
like I ought to sleep", etc.
-- Sam
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396.166 | Bears -> bares | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | I'm Jack, Phil's brain is on hold | Tue Sep 22 1987 03:12 | 0 |
396.167 | bares --> asses | AKOV75::BOYAJIAN | Chaise pomme | Tue Sep 22 1987 11:39 | 1 |
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396.168 | asses --> mules | IPG::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Tue Sep 22 1987 12:35 | 2 |
| Well, that's what you meant, wasn't it? :-) (We Brits stick closer
to the Chaucerian spelling)
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396.169 | mules --> sterile | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Sep 22 1987 12:39 | 0 |
396.170 | sterile -> cuckoo | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | I'm Jack, Phil's brain is on hold | Tue Sep 22 1987 13:38 | 0 |
396.171 | cuckoo --> nest | ERASER::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Tue Sep 22 1987 13:59 | 1 |
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396.172 | nest -> loops | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Wed Sep 23 1987 00:51 | 1 |
| been programming too long... (first thing that came to mind)...
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396.173 | loops -> infinite | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | I'm Jack, Phil's brain is on hold | Wed Sep 23 1987 03:04 | 0 |
396.174 | infinite --> galaxy | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Wed Sep 23 1987 09:29 | 1 |
|
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396.175 | galaxy - Zaphod | ESDC2::SOBOT | Beware of the parrot ! | Wed Sep 23 1987 09:39 | 2 |
| ...as in "Hitch Hiker's Guide to ..."
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396.176 | infinite --> endless | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Wed Sep 23 1987 10:08 | 1 |
|
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396.177 | Zaphod --> fourty-two | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Wed Sep 23 1987 10:41 | 10 |
| Did you get stumped on Zaphod ?
Note that the use of numbers should allow for interesting
developments. For example, we could increment a number
and see how long it would take until we reach the end.
roger
PS That must be an INTEGER value of course, otherwise it
would be less exciting, and almost silly in fact.
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396.178 | forty-two --> answer | IPG::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Wed Sep 23 1987 11:51 | 1 |
| Sorry, Roger.
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396.179 | answer -> multiple | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Run Marty! It's the Libyans! | Wed Sep 23 1987 14:46 | 0 |
396.180 | multiple --> entry | ERASER::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Wed Sep 23 1987 15:01 | 3 |
| What, ho! He's showing good form today....
Steve Kallis, Jr.
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396.181 | entry --> phone | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Wed Sep 23 1987 15:11 | 1 |
|
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396.182 | phone-->home | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Wed Sep 23 1987 17:05 | 2 |
|
as in E.T.
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396.183 | home --> free | INK::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Wed Sep 23 1987 17:13 | 1 |
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396.184 | free -> dumb | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Run Marty! It's the Libyans! | Wed Sep 23 1987 17:47 | 0 |
396.185 | dumb --> waiter | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Sep 23 1987 20:01 | 0 |
396.186 | waiter --> there's a bug in my soup | ERIS::CALLAS | Strange days, indeed. | Wed Sep 23 1987 21:31 | 1 |
|
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396.187 | There's a bug in my soup --> free | KESEY::GETSINGER | Eric Getsinger | Wed Sep 23 1987 23:37 | 1 |
|
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396.188 | free -> Pepsi | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Run Marty! It's the Libyans! | Thu Sep 24 1987 02:51 | 0 |
396.189 | (no) Pepsi ---> coke | AKOV68::BOYAJIAN | Chaise pomme | Thu Sep 24 1987 09:19 | 1 |
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396.190 | coke --> flying | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Thu Sep 24 1987 12:09 | 1 |
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396.191 | flying --> aircraft | ERASER::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Thu Sep 24 1987 12:48 | 1 |
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396.192 | aircraft --> carrier | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Thu Sep 24 1987 13:29 | 1 |
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396.193 | carrier -> hepatitis | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Run Marty! It's the Libyans! | Thu Sep 24 1987 14:07 | 0 |
396.194 | hepatitis --> B | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Sep 24 1987 14:50 | 0 |
396.195 | B --> prepared | INK::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Thu Sep 24 1987 14:58 | 1 |
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396.196 | prepared --> Blue Peter | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Thu Sep 24 1987 15:48 | 4 |
| An obscure reference to that classic British TV program, Blue peter.
One of the presenters would try to make e.g. a dolls house. He would
make a complete mess of it, then produce a perfect one from under
the table, saying "And here's one I prepared earlier."!!!
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396.197 | Blue Peter --> Mike Oldfield | ECLAIR::GOODWIN | Get up and go for it! | Thu Sep 24 1987 15:50 | 1 |
| Well, he did the theme music for Blue Peter...
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396.198 | Mike Oldfield -> Tubular | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Thu Sep 24 1987 16:30 | 1 |
| As in bells, same Mike Oldfield I presume?
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396.199 | Tubular --> helical | ERASER::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Thu Sep 24 1987 18:53 | 2 |
| ...but a short step away if you've seen the core of a paper towel
roll...
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396.200 | helical -> DNA | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Run Marty! It's the Libyans! | Thu Sep 24 1987 19:02 | 0 |
396.201 | DNA -> OSI | ERIS::CALLAS | Strange days, indeed. | Thu Sep 24 1987 19:48 | 1 |
|
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396.202 | OSI -> can_you_say | SKIVT::ROGERS | Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate | Thu Sep 24 1987 19:52 | 1 |
| .. by the lawn's early dight?
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396.203 | can_you_say --> neighbor | GLIVET::RECKARD | | Thu Sep 24 1987 20:13 | 0 |
396.204 | neighbor --> hood | ERASER::KALLIS | Get your Jack O'Lanterns ready... | Thu Sep 24 1987 20:17 | 1 |
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396.205 | hood -> henry_the_milkman | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Run Marty! It's the Libyans! | Thu Sep 24 1987 20:26 | 0 |
396.206 | <henry_the_milkman --> Benny Hill> | SCRUFF::CONLIFFE | Better living through software | Thu Sep 24 1987 20:47 | 2 |
|
Well, close enough.....
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396.207 | Benny Hill --> lascivious | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Thu Sep 24 1987 22:16 | 1 |
|
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396.208 | lascivious -> lewd | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Run Marty! It's the Libyans! | Thu Sep 24 1987 22:52 | 0 |
396.209 | lewd --> crude | AKOV75::BOYAJIAN | Chaise pomme | Fri Sep 25 1987 04:49 | 1 |
|
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396.210 | crude ---> ham | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Fri Sep 25 1987 08:30 | 3 |
|
as in prosciutto crudo
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396.211 | ham --> burger | IPG::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Fri Sep 25 1987 10:29 | 1 |
|
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396.212 | burger --> King | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Fri Sep 25 1987 12:27 | 1 |
|
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396.213 | king => prawn | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Fri Sep 25 1987 12:51 | 1 |
|
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396.214 | prawn --> broker | ERASER::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Fri Sep 25 1987 12:55 | 2 |
| Well, it's as close as the last ... :-)
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396.215 | broker -> fixer | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Fri Sep 25 1987 13:20 | 1 |
|
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396.216 | Fixer -> Frank_the | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Run Marty! It's the Libyans! | Fri Sep 25 1987 15:01 | 1 |
| Thank yewwww, Mr Iacavano ...
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396.217 | Franke_the --> furter | INK::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Fri Sep 25 1987 15:07 | 2 |
| Yum!!
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396.218 | (the) furter --> the better | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Fri Sep 25 1987 15:43 | 1 |
|
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396.219 | the better --> to see you with, my dear | ERIS::CALLAS | Strange days, indeed. | Fri Sep 25 1987 16:02 | 1 |
|
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396.220 | to see you with, my dear --> teeth | ERASER::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Fri Sep 25 1987 17:13 | 2 |
| Let's try to keep it to no more than two, and preferably one, word,
_please_?
|
396.221 | teeth --> gums | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Fri Sep 25 1987 17:21 | 2 |
|
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396.222 | gums --> wrigley | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Fri Sep 25 1987 19:16 | 1 |
|
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396.223 | wrigley --> field | HARDY::KENAH | Chameleons blend into the edges... | Fri Sep 25 1987 19:37 | 1 |
|
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396.224 | field --> hockey | ERIS::CALLAS | Strange days, indeed. | Fri Sep 25 1987 20:04 | 4 |
| Aw, come on, Steve. In the Python "Word Association" sketch, the
best associations were phrases.
Jon
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396.225 | hockey --> watch | ERASER::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Fri Sep 25 1987 21:03 | 1 |
| ...As in "Geez, I need cash: I'd better hit the pawnshop."
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396.226 | watch --> out | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Fri Sep 25 1987 22:12 | 1 |
| Santa Claus is coming to town...
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396.227 | out ---> house | WAYWRD::GORDON | Adam's prize was open eyes... | Sat Sep 26 1987 00:40 | 1 |
|
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396.228 | house --> warming | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Mon Sep 28 1987 06:47 | 1 |
|
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396.229 | warming ---> pan | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Sep 28 1987 08:45 | 1 |
|
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396.230 | pan --> dowdy | ERASER::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Mon Sep 28 1987 11:52 | 1 |
| ...as in "apple ..."
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396.231 | dowdy --> frumpy | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Mon Sep 28 1987 12:05 | 2 |
|
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396.232 | frumpy --> inconspicuous | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Mon Sep 28 1987 15:53 | 0 |
396.233 | inconspicuous --> inconsequential | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Mon Sep 28 1987 16:12 | 2 |
|
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396.234 | inconsequential -> unrelated | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Watch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz' | Mon Sep 28 1987 17:57 | 0 |
396.235 | unrelated --> phenomena | INK::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Mon Sep 28 1987 18:32 | 1 |
| As in "Post hoc ergo propter hoc."
|
396.236 | phenomena --> pa-tiki-tiki | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Mon Sep 28 1987 19:04 | 8 |
| overheard on sesame street, and elsewhere, a song, the first line
was:
"ma-na-ma-na pa-tiki-tiki"
(gruff voice) (female backup singers)
-Jody
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396.237 | pa-tiki-tiki --> mongoose | IPG::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Mon Sep 28 1987 19:38 | 4 |
| Well, if you gonna be stoopid :-)
BTW .- a few hundred: king --> prawn is perfectly valid this side.
'tis what you'd call a jumbo shrimp.
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396.238 | mongoose -> maverick | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Watch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz' | Mon Sep 28 1987 19:51 | 1 |
| Remember Top Gun?
|
396.239 | Maverick --> Bart | INK::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Mon Sep 28 1987 20:04 | 2 |
| As in Bret's brother, though I'm sure our U.K. cousins may well
run with this'un.
|
396.240 | Bart -> Starr | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Watch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz' | Mon Sep 28 1987 21:10 | 1 |
| The pack is ... on strike!
|
396.241 | Starr --> Moon | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Mon Sep 28 1987 23:34 | 2 |
| Actually got double duty out of this -- cosmic entities and famous
rock drummers (as in Ringo and Keith).
|
396.242 | Moon -> (Rev.) Sun (Yung) | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Watch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz' | Tue Sep 29 1987 02:21 | 0 |
396.243 | sun --> bed | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Tue Sep 29 1987 06:27 | 1 |
|
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396.244 | bed --> thrillaaaa | ESDC2::SOBOT | Beware of the parrot ! | Tue Sep 29 1987 08:03 | 13 |
| Anyone spot the obscure link ?
Sung-pronounciation of Michael Jackson album title tracks :-)
re .236 ... I love it, Jodi ! And I know the song you mean.
re .241 ... Brilliant !
Cheers, Steve
|
396.245 | "thrillaaaa" --> Frankenstein | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | Chaise pomme | Tue Sep 29 1987 09:51 | 5 |
|
Boris Karloff, most famous for playing Frankenstein's monster,
hosted the horror anthology tv show, THRILLER, in the early 60's.
--- jerry
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396.246 | Frankenstein --> bolt | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Tue Sep 29 1987 11:23 | 1 |
|
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396.247 | bolt --> bucket (of) | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Tue Sep 29 1987 12:04 | 1 |
|
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396.248 | bolt -- Beranek | ERASER::KALLIS | Light up the Jack O'Lanterns | Tue Sep 29 1987 12:07 | 2 |
| ...And Newman
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396.249 | bucket (of) -> chicken | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Watch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz' | Tue Sep 29 1987 14:01 | 3 |
|
.248 - notes clash, .247 beat you
(and Beranek and Newman was going to be MY answer! .. software joke)
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396.250 | chicken --> flicking | ERASER::KALLIS | Get into Halowe'en Spirit. Say `Boo!' | Tue Sep 29 1987 14:17 | 2 |
| Then I'll try again.
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396.251 | flicking --> flickering | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Tue Sep 29 1987 14:26 | 2 |
|
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396.252 | flickering --> Cepheids | SUPER::KENAH | Chameleons blend into the edges... | Tue Sep 29 1987 16:13 | 8 |
|
Cepheid variables are stars that vary in brightness at regular
intervals. They have been used to determine galactic and intergalactic
distances. I seen them described as "flickering yardsticks."
andrew
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396.253 | Cepheids --> pulsars | ERASER::KALLIS | See the ghost? That's the spirit! | Tue Sep 29 1987 17:04 | 6 |
|
Another "regular" star is the pulsar, a neutron star that sends
out a steady, pulsing signal. It represents another type of regularly
recurring astronomical phernomenon.
Steve Kallis, Jr.
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396.254 | pulsars -> stanzas (Nissan) | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Watch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz' | Tue Sep 29 1987 17:19 | 0 |
396.255 | stanzas ---> verses | WAYWRD::GORDON | Adam's prize was open eyes... | Tue Sep 29 1987 18:48 | 0 |
396.256 | verses -> vices | THE780::MEARNS | | Tue Sep 29 1987 19:15 | 1 |
|
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396.257 | vices --> episodes | ERASER::KALLIS | See the ghost? That's the spirit! | Tue Sep 29 1987 19:30 | 2 |
| ..As in "Freeze! Miami ...."
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396.258 | episodes --> tantrums | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Tue Sep 29 1987 20:59 | 2 |
|
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396.259 | tantrums -> temper | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | Watch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz' | Wed Sep 30 1987 02:37 | 0 |
396.260 | temper --> steel | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Wed Sep 30 1987 07:25 | 1 |
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396.261 | steel --> "Man of..." | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | Chaise pomme | Wed Sep 30 1987 07:38 | 1 |
| --- jerry
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396.262 | "Man of ..." --> La Mancha | KAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLAN | | Wed Sep 30 1987 10:59 | 1 |
|
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396.263 | La Mancha => Channel | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Wed Sep 30 1987 11:09 | 1 |
|
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396.264 | Channel --> #5 | GLIVET::RECKARD | | Wed Sep 30 1987 11:14 | 1 |
| ... phew!
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396.265 | #5 --> #6 | ERASER::KALLIS | See the ghost? That's the spirit! | Wed Sep 30 1987 11:20 | 4 |
|
"I am not a number! I am a free man!"
"Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
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396.266 | #6 --> 7-Up | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Wed Sep 30 1987 11:46 | 2 |
|
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396.267 | 7-UP --> V8 | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Wed Sep 30 1987 13:28 | 1 |
| boy, talk about an easy link for the next person -
|
396.268 | V8 --> at McDonald's | TOPDOC::SLOANE | Bruce is on the loose | Wed Sep 30 1987 13:55 | 5 |
|
Why take the easy road?
|
396.269 | V8 --> rotary | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Wed Sep 30 1987 14:00 | 2 |
|
How about this? <8^}.
|
396.270 | Oops | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Wed Sep 30 1987 14:07 | 11 |
| Note clash.
Amalgamate:
McDonalds--------\
\______burger
/
rotary-----------/
Ian.
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396.271 | burger --> Warren | ERASER::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Wed Sep 30 1987 14:54 | 3 |
|
The Supreme Court Justice
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396.272 | Warren --> Peace | TOPDOC::SLOANE | Bruce is on the loose | Wed Sep 30 1987 15:26 | 3 |
|
The book.
|
396.273 | Peace --> Easy | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Wed Sep 30 1987 18:39 | 4 |
|
As in the song, Peaceful, Easy Feeling.
|
396.274 | easy -> rider | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | Watch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz' | Wed Sep 30 1987 19:00 | 0 |
396.275 | rider --> Haggard | INK::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Wed Sep 30 1987 19:08 | 3 |
|
...the author
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396.276 | Haggard --> worn | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Wed Sep 30 1987 19:55 | 2 |
|
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396.277 | worn --> Beatty | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Thu Oct 01 1987 06:51 | 1 |
| Speaking of puns....
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396.278 | Beatty --> (and the) beast | GLIVET::RECKARD | | Thu Oct 01 1987 10:41 | 0 |
396.279 | beast --> wishes | ERASER::KALLIS | There is no prison like a shut mind | Thu Oct 01 1987 10:50 | 3 |
| ... as long as we're into puns, hoping the reader has good fortune
...
|
396.280 | wishes --> mine? | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Thu Oct 01 1987 11:21 | 3 |
| As in...
There are two coffees here, but I don't know wishes mine.
|
396.281 | mine --> gold | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Thu Oct 01 1987 11:47 | 2 |
|
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396.282 | gold --> urn | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Thu Oct 01 1987 11:50 | 5 |
|
as in Gol'durn Varmit!
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396.283 | urn --> eric | SCRUFF::CONLIFFE | Better living through software | Thu Oct 01 1987 12:21 | 2 |
|
as in an old British comedy team called Morecambe and Wise.
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396.284 | urn --> salary | INK::KALLIS | There is no prison like a shut mind | Thu Oct 01 1987 12:24 | 7 |
| as in:
How one plies one's profession; or
where one conceals one's pay, if one trusts not banks; or
where one stores the salt
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396.285 | eric => red | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Thu Oct 01 1987 12:28 | 2 |
| Oops; bifurcated again. Still, if you don't urn a salary, you'll
soon go into the eric.
|
396.286 | red --> Cross | INK::KALLIS | There is no prison like a shut mind | Thu Oct 01 1987 12:30 | 2 |
| ...as in "signals"
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396.287 | cross --> buns | GLIVET::RECKARD | | Thu Oct 01 1987 12:38 | 0 |
396.288 | buns --> seedy | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Thu Oct 01 1987 13:19 | 0 |
396.289 | seedy --> country | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Thu Oct 01 1987 13:21 | 2 |
| as in the seedy mouse and the country mouse?
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396.290 | country --> bumpkin | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Thu Oct 01 1987 13:28 | 2 |
|
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396.291 | bumpkin --> lantern | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Thu Oct 01 1987 13:50 | 1 |
|
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396.292 | lantern --> Jack | INK::KALLIS | A pumpkin is a terrible thing to waste | Thu Oct 01 1987 13:57 | 2 |
| As in O'...
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396.293 | Jack --> key | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Thu Oct 01 1987 17:25 | 0 |
396.294 | key -> quay | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Digital Internal Use Only | Thu Oct 01 1987 17:34 | 0 |
396.295 | | VIA::BINNS | | Thu Oct 01 1987 17:36 | 1 |
| -< quay -> d'orsai >-
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396.296 | d'orsai --> Tommy | GLIVET::RECKARD | | Thu Oct 01 1987 18:41 | 1 |
| ... and his orchestra
|
396.297 | Tommy --> The Who | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Thu Oct 01 1987 19:24 | 2 |
|
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396.298 | The Who('s) -> (on) first? | THE780::MEARNS | | Thu Oct 01 1987 22:40 | 1 |
|
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396.299 | first --> quencher | AYOV18::ISMITH | Ian Smith | Fri Oct 02 1987 06:30 | 1 |
|
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396.300 | quencher-->extinguisher | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Fri Oct 02 1987 09:35 | 1 |
|
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396.301 | extinguisher --> dapper | SMILEY::STONE | Roy | Fri Oct 02 1987 11:55 | 2 |
|
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396.302 | dapper --> natty | ERASER::KALLIS | A pumpkin's a terrible thing to waste. | Fri Oct 02 1987 13:33 | 5 |
| For a Bostonian, it likely would be:
-<dapper --> O'Niel>-
For a _Tales of Hoffman_ fan, it doubtless would be:
-<dapper --> tuto>-
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396.303 | natty --> nattily | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Fri Oct 02 1987 14:09 | 5 |
| I guess he'd been dressing nattily for a while - but I don't know
how she felt about it. (Natalie, I mean)
courtesy of benny hill
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396.304 | nattily --> would | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Fri Oct 02 1987 15:00 | 2 |
|
Well, I just couldn't resist it!
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396.305 | would --> association | ESDC2::SOBOT | Beware of the parrot ! | Fri Oct 02 1987 15:34 | 3 |
|
...just love those puns :-)
|
396.306 | association -> Along comes Mary | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | Watch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz' | Fri Oct 02 1987 16:39 | 0 |
396.307 | Along comes Mary -->The Wind Cries Mary | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Fri Oct 02 1987 16:47 | 2 |
|
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396.308 | The Wind Cries Mary --> The Wind Called Mariah | REGENT::BROOMHEAD | Don't panic -- yet. | Fri Oct 02 1987 16:50 | 0 |
396.309 | Mariah --> Black | SCRUFF::CONLIFFE | Better living through software | Fri Oct 02 1987 17:03 | 2 |
|
...an old form of Paddy Wagon
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396.310 | Black -> paint it | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | Watch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz' | Fri Oct 02 1987 17:10 | 3 |
| How 'bout those Stones. After all these years.
Fred and Barney, I mean.
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396.311 | paint it --> Blue | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Fri Oct 02 1987 17:14 | 3 |
|
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
|
396.312 | blue --> hoo | INK::KALLIS | A pumpkin's a terrible thing to waste. | Fri Oct 02 1987 17:45 | 2 |
|
If you feel this way, it makes you cry
|
396.313 | hoo -> dunit | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | Watch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz' | Fri Oct 02 1987 18:14 | 0 |
396.314 | dunit --> Dunkin' | GLIVET::RECKARD | | Fri Oct 02 1987 18:57 | 0 |
396.315 | Dunkin' -> YoYo | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Fri Oct 02 1987 19:51 | 1 |
|
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396.316 | YoYo -> Mama | THE780::MEARNS | | Fri Oct 02 1987 20:06 | 10 |
|
There's a great story about Yo-Yo Ma, the cellist. Early in his
career, he was on a concert tour, one of his first big breaks.
Just about the time he began to feel pretty pleased with himself,
that he was breaking into the big time, he did a concert somewhere
in the deep South. He rode up to the theater in a limo, looked
up proudly at the marqee, where he expected to find his name in
lights. There it was - "Yo Ma-Ma"
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396.317 | mama --> Bahama | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Fri Oct 02 1987 20:34 | 4 |
|
OK, so I have it backwards
|
396.318 | Bahama --> pleasure | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Sun Oct 04 1987 02:46 | 0 |
396.319 | pleasure -> principle | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | Watch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz' | Sun Oct 04 1987 04:23 | 0 |
396.320 | principle -->> interest | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Sun Oct 04 1987 22:21 | 1 |
|
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396.321 | interest --> rate | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Mon Oct 05 1987 06:32 | 1 |
|
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396.322 | rate --> prime | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Oct 05 1987 07:58 | 1 |
|
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396.323 | prime --> Pal | ESDC2::SOBOT | Beware of the parrot ! | Mon Oct 05 1987 08:07 | 1 |
| I've made a real dog's dinner of this one :-)
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396.324 | Pal --> Secam | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Mon Oct 05 1987 10:44 | 1 |
|
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396.325 | Secam --> Conversion | ERASER::KALLIS | Observe Hallowe'en Awareness Week | Mon Oct 05 1987 12:26 | 1 |
| Brethren, see the picture!
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396.326 | conversion --> factor | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Mon Oct 05 1987 14:26 | 1 |
|
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396.327 | factor --> Max | IPG::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Mon Oct 05 1987 15:27 | 1 |
| Are you there, Harbig?
|
396.328 | Max -> Headroom | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Mon Oct 05 1987 15:35 | 1 |
| yes, obvious, but what the hell!
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396.329 | Headroom -->boardroom | ERASER::KALLIS | A pumpkin's a terrible thing to waste. | Mon Oct 05 1987 16:30 | 15 |
| re .328:
Well, I could've said:
-<Max --> grody>-
or
-<Max -- imam>-
or
-<Max --> sense>-
who let these opportunities pass you by?
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396.330 | boardroom -> bedroom | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | This is not my beautiful house | Mon Oct 05 1987 18:33 | 1 |
| C'mon, you were thinking it, I happenned to write it.
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396.331 | bedroom --> cardroom | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Mon Oct 05 1987 20:41 | 0 |
396.332 | cardroom --> speakeasy | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | Miracle and Magic! | Tue Oct 06 1987 03:47 | 1 |
| --- jerry
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396.333 | speakeasy --> crack | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Tue Oct 06 1987 06:26 | 1 |
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396.334 | crack --> shot | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Tue Oct 06 1987 10:56 | 1 |
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396.335 | shot --> put | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Tue Oct 06 1987 10:57 | 0 |
396.336 | put --> call | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Tue Oct 06 1987 14:25 | 1 |
| wall street at work
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396.337 | call --> logger | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Tue Oct 06 1987 14:30 | 1 |
|
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396.338 | logger --> rhythm | ERASER::KALLIS | Do you know where your pumpkin is? | Tue Oct 06 1987 14:51 | 1 |
| ...mathematics at work :-P
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396.339 | rhythm -> method | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | This is not my beautiful house | Tue Oct 06 1987 15:34 | 0 |
396.340 | method --> madness | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Tue Oct 06 1987 15:48 | 1 |
|
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396.341 | madness -> Ophelia | HARDY::KENAH | Giselle gives me the Wilis... | Tue Oct 06 1987 17:03 | 0 |
396.342 | Ophelia -> thigh | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | This is not my beautiful house | Tue Oct 06 1987 17:16 | 0 |
396.343 | thigh --> face | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Tue Oct 06 1987 17:32 | 2 |
| '... is valenced." Hamlet, to one of the actors is Willie
Shakespeare's little soap.
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396.344 | face --> lift | GOIVIT::STONE | Roy | Tue Oct 06 1987 17:50 | 2 |
|
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396.345 | lift --> elevator | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Tue Oct 06 1987 18:03 | 1 |
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396.346 | elevator --> shoes | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Tue Oct 06 1987 18:21 | 2 |
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396.347 | shoes --> concrete | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Tue Oct 06 1987 18:51 | 1 |
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396.348 | shoes -> concrete -> Jimmy Hoffa | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Tue Oct 06 1987 19:10 | 1 |
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396.349 | Hoffa --> loaf | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Tue Oct 06 1987 19:24 | 1 |
| ... as in "Hoffa loaf is better than none."
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396.350 | loaf --> liar | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Tue Oct 06 1987 19:31 | 1 |
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396.351 | liar --> lyre --> Apollo | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | Miracle and Magic! | Wed Oct 07 1987 05:12 | 1 |
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396.352 | Apollo --> gist | IPG::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Wed Oct 07 1987 10:57 | 0 |
396.353 | gist --> minute | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Wed Oct 07 1987 12:03 | 2 |
| ...as in gist a minute heah (in Maine that is).
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396.354 | minute -> detail | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Wed Oct 07 1987 12:10 | 1 |
|
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396.355 | detail --> deplane | ERASER::KALLIS | Do you know where your pumpkin is? | Wed Oct 07 1987 12:22 | 1 |
| In some aircraft, you deplane from detail.
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396.356 | deplane --> tattoo | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Wed Oct 07 1987 12:51 | 1 |
|
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396.357 | tattoo --> ine | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Wed Oct 07 1987 13:21 | 1 |
| one of the planets from the star wars saga
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396.358 | ine -> oh | HARDY::KENAH | Giselle gives me the Wilis... | Wed Oct 07 1987 13:22 | 2 |
|
As in Brian Eno...
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396.359 | oh --> sage | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Wed Oct 07 1987 13:50 | 1 |
| ... as in Amerind tribe.
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396.360 | sage --> thyme | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Wed Oct 07 1987 15:02 | 0 |
396.361 | Thyme --> Machine | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Wed Oct 07 1987 16:07 | 1 |
| You know, Rod Taylor, Yvette Mimieu ...
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396.362 | machine --> cuisine | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Wed Oct 07 1987 16:39 | 2 |
|
as in the food you get from vending machines
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396.363 | quisine --> art | INK::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Wed Oct 07 1987 16:49 | 2 |
| .. as in food processor
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396.364 | art -> deco | COUGAR::ZARLENGA | This is not my beautiful house | Wed Oct 07 1987 17:28 | 0 |
396.365 | deco --> [lle]tag[e] | INK::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Wed Oct 07 1987 18:37 | 2 |
| as in peek-a-boo!
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396.366 | [lle]tag[e] -> deja vu | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Wed Oct 07 1987 20:29 | 7 |
| We have all been here before...
Please forgive me... this has nothing to do with the last note, but
I couldn't help but notice that reply .356 is a repeat of the sequence
in .113.
I knew eventually we would begin to loop!
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396.367 | deja vu --> ESP | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Thu Oct 08 1987 06:36 | 0 |
396.368 | ESP --> clairaudience | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Thu Oct 08 1987 11:43 | 1 |
|
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396.369 | clairaudience --> Bloom County | VINO::JMUNZER | | Thu Oct 08 1987 12:00 | 1 |
|
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396.370 | Bloom County --> aack phhffft | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Thu Oct 08 1987 13:51 | 1 |
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396.371 | aack phhffft => thump | DELNI::PITARD | Huh? What, me?? | Thu Oct 08 1987 14:04 | 3 |
| as in falling on the floor.....
/^PiT^\
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396.372 | Thump --> rabbit | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Thu Oct 08 1987 14:11 | 2 |
|
As per _Bambi_.
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396.373 | rabbit --> dog | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Thu Oct 08 1987 14:17 | 2 |
| As in "This dog is rabbit. See, it's foaming at the mouth".
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396.374 | dog --> gone | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Thu Oct 08 1987 15:57 | 0 |
396.375 | dog --> daze | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Thu Oct 08 1987 16:01 | 2 |
|
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396.376 | (gone) (daze) --> intoxicated | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Thu Oct 08 1987 17:03 | 1 |
| combination
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396.377 | intoxicated -> umbriago | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | This is not my beautiful house | Thu Oct 08 1987 19:14 | 0 |
396.378 | umbriago --> Durante | INK::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Thu Oct 08 1987 19:19 | 3 |
|
Jimmie Durante frequently used this word in his stage shows and
radio shows.
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396.379 | Durante -> Inkadinkado | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Thu Oct 08 1987 19:20 | 1 |
|
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396.380 | Inkadinkado --> calabash | REGENT::BROOMHEAD | Don't panic -- yet. | Thu Oct 08 1987 19:33 | 0 |
396.381 | Calabash --> Goodnight | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Digital Internal Use Only | Thu Oct 08 1987 19:49 | 0 |
396.382 | Goodnight --> Sweet Prince | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | Miracle and Magic! | Fri Oct 09 1987 03:59 | 1 |
|
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396.383 | [Sweet] Prince --> Dogfood | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Fri Oct 09 1987 11:50 | 1 |
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396.384 | dogfood --> horsemeat | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Oct 09 1987 12:23 | 2 |
|
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396.385 | horsemeat --> canteen | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Fri Oct 09 1987 14:17 | 1 |
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396.386 | canteen --> thirst | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Fri Oct 09 1987 14:34 | 1 |
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396.387 | thirst --> slake | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Fri Oct 09 1987 16:06 | 0 |
396.388 | slake --> slack | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Fri Oct 09 1987 16:22 | 2 |
|
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396.389 | slack --> limp | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Fri Oct 09 1987 17:51 | 1 |
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396.390 | limp --> headache | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Oct 09 1987 20:14 | 2 |
| ...as in "Not tonight, dear."
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396.391 | limp --> wimp | DELNI::PITARD | Huh? What, me?? | Fri Oct 09 1987 22:11 | 1 |
|
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396.392 | wimp --> out | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sat Oct 10 1987 21:26 | 0 |
396.393 | out --> house | DELNI::PITARD | Huh? What, me?? | Sun Oct 11 1987 15:38 | 1 |
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396.394 | house -- > call | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Mon Oct 12 1987 02:14 | 0 |
396.395 | belated merge | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Mon Oct 12 1987 07:39 | 5 |
| I liked .390 so much, I couldn't bear to see it left out, so
(from .390) headache----\
------> "My grain !"
(from .394) call--------/
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396.396 | My grain --> my people | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Mon Oct 12 1987 10:13 | 2 |
| Isn't that what Yul Brynner and Seti said when Charlton Heston busted open
the temple's silos to feed the Israelites?
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396.397 | my people --> listen | INK::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Mon Oct 12 1987 11:36 | 3 |
| That's what's said somewhere in nearly every Old Testament epic
ever filmed, as long as we're on that subject ...
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396.398 | listen -> Stop, Look | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Mon Oct 12 1987 12:14 | 2 |
| Good advice for railroad crossings
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396.399 | Stop, Look --> Life | VINO::JMUNZER | | Mon Oct 12 1987 12:39 | 1 |
|
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396.400 | life ==> guard | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Mon Oct 12 1987 14:12 | 1 |
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396.401 | guard --> (gard)ener | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Mon Oct 12 1987 15:22 | 2 |
|
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396.402 | Gardner --> Erle (Stanley) | SUPER::KENAH | Giselle gives me the Wilis... | Mon Oct 12 1987 16:46 | 1 |
|
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396.403 | Erle --> Duke (of) | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Mon Oct 12 1987 17:38 | 0 |
396.404 | Nuke (the) --> Duke | DELNI::PITARD | Huh? What, me?? | Mon Oct 12 1987 18:58 | 5 |
|
As in The Duke of Mass. 8^)
/^PiT^\
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396.405 | Nuke --> Tewksbury | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | Miracle and Magic! | Tue Oct 13 1987 03:48 | 3 |
| .404 has the direction reversed.
--- jerry
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396.406 | Tewksbury --> Fever | INK::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Tue Oct 13 1987 14:06 | 1 |
| For Tewkesbury fans...
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396.407 | Fever --> Tree | MLCSSE::CIUFFINI | I can't get note satisfaction | Tue Oct 13 1987 15:23 | 4 |
|
Now how many of you own a copy of that album?
jc
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396.408 | tree --> blind mice | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Tue Oct 13 1987 16:31 | 2 |
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396.409 | blind mice --> blond mouse | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Tue Oct 13 1987 18:20 | 2 |
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396.410 | blond mouse --> yellow varmint | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Oct 13 1987 18:44 | 1 |
|
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396.411 | yellow varmint --> cowardly lion | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Tue Oct 13 1987 19:12 | 2 |
| .. Calling Yosemite Sam ...
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396.412 | cowardly lion --> courage | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Tue Oct 13 1987 19:27 | 1 |
| What do they got that I ain't got?
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396.413 | Courage --> Alexander | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | Miracle and Magic! | Wed Oct 14 1987 06:00 | 1 |
| Wrote the theme music for the original STAR TREK, donchaknow?
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396.414 | Alexander --> Eck | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Wed Oct 14 1987 06:32 | 1 |
|
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396.415 | eck --> and bagon | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Wed Oct 14 1987 06:44 | 1 |
| re .14 Que? No comprendez. What's an "eck" anyway?
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396.416 | and bagon --> the beguine | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Wed Oct 14 1987 12:14 | 2 |
| Getting musical ...
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396.417 | beguine --> Genesis | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Wed Oct 14 1987 14:54 | 1 |
| In the beguineing ...
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396.418 | Genesis -> Rael | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Wed Oct 14 1987 15:15 | 1 |
| Any Lamb lies down fans?
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396.419 | Rael --> road | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Oct 14 1987 15:46 | 2 |
|
I've been workin' on the...
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396.420 | road -> EO | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | This is not my beautiful house | Wed Oct 14 1987 16:41 | 0 |
396.421 | (road) EO -> hippus | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Wed Oct 14 1987 16:49 | 2 |
| an early form of horse :-)
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396.422 | hippus --> yowzah | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Wed Oct 14 1987 17:05 | 1 |
| ... we sure are. :-D
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396.423 | yowzah --> owzatt! | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Thu Oct 15 1987 13:39 | 9 |
| Re. Back a few.
< Alexander --> Eck >
As my 4 year old nephew will tell you, Eck is short for Alexander.
Somehow it seems more appropriate for someone of his diminutive
size than Alexander. Perhaps all names should be like that, adding
letters as you get older ;^}.
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396.424 | owzatt -> wazoo | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | This is not my beautiful house | Thu Oct 15 1987 23:16 | 0 |
396.425 | wazoo --> The Grand | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | Miracle and Magic! | Fri Oct 16 1987 06:43 | 1 |
|
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396.426 | The Grand -->Deception | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Fri Oct 16 1987 11:29 | 1 |
|
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396.427 | Deception => disappointment | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Fri Oct 16 1987 12:17 | 2 |
|
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396.428 | disappointment --> Borke | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Oct 16 1987 12:23 | 1 |
| ...because he probably won't get 'dis appointment.
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396.429 | Bork -> Sinatra | SCRUFF::CONLIFFE | Better living through software | Fri Oct 16 1987 12:28 | 8 |
| obviously.
Oh OK, then.
"All Things Considered" last week played a song called "Judge Bork, Judge Bork"
which was a parody of the song "New York, New York". This latter song was a
hit for Frank Sinatra.
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396.430 | Sinatra -> La Cosa Nostra | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | This is not my beautiful house | Fri Oct 16 1987 12:49 | 0 |
396.431 | La Cosa Nostra --> omerta | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Fri Oct 16 1987 14:18 | 1 |
|
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396.432 | La Cosa Nostra --> Godfather | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Fri Oct 16 1987 14:21 | 7 |
| Re .429:
I'd have done -<Borke --> Hare>-
and if you don't know who Burke and Hare were, you're just as well
off.
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396.433 | Godfather --> pizza | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Elegant in her simplicity | Fri Oct 16 1987 16:33 | 2 |
|
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396.434 | pizza --> tower | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Fri Oct 16 1987 17:02 | 3 |
| leaning, of course
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396.435 | tower --> records | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Fri Oct 16 1987 19:25 | 2 |
| ... So Hollywood
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396.436 | | DELNI::PITARD | Huh? What, me?? | Fri Oct 16 1987 19:39 | 4 |
|
(as Animal would scream on the Muppets)
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396.437 | MUZAC --> Canned | INK::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Fri Oct 16 1987 19:56 | 1 |
|
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396.438 | canned -- > fired | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Sat Oct 17 1987 16:19 | 0 |
396.439 | fired --> amp | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Mon Oct 19 1987 06:54 | 4 |
| Well....
Remember the explosive gas down the coal mines?
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396.440 | amp --> or sand | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Mon Oct 19 1987 12:11 | 5 |
| What a choice! Can we join?
As in
&
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396.441 | or sand --> Welles | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Oct 19 1987 12:21 | 2 |
|
He did Citizen Kane...
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396.442 | Welles --> mercury | VINO::JMUNZER | | Mon Oct 19 1987 13:52 | 1 |
| ...with the Hg Theater.
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396.443 | MerCury --> Radiation | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Mon Oct 19 1987 14:18 | 2 |
| didn't she discover Radium?
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396.444 | radiation -> electromagnetic | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | This is not my beautiful house | Mon Oct 19 1987 18:39 | 0 |
396.445 | electromagnetic -> Maxwell | SUPER::KENAH | Giselle gives me the Wilis... | Mon Oct 19 1987 18:56 | 1 |
|
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396.446 | MaxWell --> MinTower | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Oct 19 1987 19:14 | 1 |
| Well?
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396.447 | MinTower --> bullheaded | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Mon Oct 19 1987 19:20 | 8 |
| ...As the critter in the labyrinth that Perseus defeated.
Re .446:
I'd have done it -<Maxewll --> Benny>-
If you remember Jack Benny's car...
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396.448 | bullheaded --> strong-willed | DELNI::PITARD | Huh? What, me?? | Mon Oct 19 1987 22:54 | 4 |
|
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396.449 | strong-willed --> strong-arm | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | Miracle and Magic! | Tue Oct 20 1987 06:22 | 1 |
| I'd have done .446 as "Maxwell --> silver hammer"
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396.450 | strong-arm & hammer | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Tue Oct 20 1987 11:17 | 2 |
| Yes I would have done Maxwell -> hammer also. And, since I can't
do it there might as well do it here (as in baking soda).
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396.451 | hammer --> nail | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Oct 20 1987 11:24 | 2 |
| I thought -< maxwell --> silver hammer >- had already been done,
so I did it different...
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396.452 | nail -> Spike -> Jones | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Tue Oct 20 1987 11:53 | 1 |
| ...I'll be selfish and take two at once!
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396.453 | Jones --> town | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Tue Oct 20 1987 11:55 | 1 |
|
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396.454 | town --> ale | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Tue Oct 20 1987 14:50 | 3 |
| As in....
The little things on your toes. (Sorry, I just had to.)
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396.455 | ale--->ail | SKIVT::ROGERS | Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate | Tue Oct 20 1987 15:47 | 9 |
|
As in....
town ale ail
|___________^
The little things on your toes. (Sorry, I just had to, too.)
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396.456 | ail --> monetary | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Tue Oct 20 1987 15:54 | 3 |
| ...as in...
the "ail-monetary" canal ! (what's the E-net "groan" symbol?)
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396.457 | Monetary --> Python | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Tue Oct 20 1987 19:56 | 10 |
|
You know, the British guy ...
>(what's the E-net "groan" symbol?)
How about <:-0 ?
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396.458 | Python -> peon | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Please, I can shout, don't hear you | Wed Oct 21 1987 00:21 | 4 |
| You know the old saying (sort of)...
Better to be pyth'd off than pyth'd on
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396.459 | peon --> peoff | USMRW1::REDICK | and your life knows no answer... | Wed Oct 21 1987 00:34 | 0 |
396.460 | peoff --> Edith | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Wed Oct 21 1987 05:03 | 5 |
| As in Edith Piaf.
re:.451
I love your "personal name".
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396.461 | Edith => edict | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Wed Oct 21 1987 10:58 | 1 |
|
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396.462 | edict --> edifice | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Oct 21 1987 11:04 | 3 |
| re .460:
Thanks. But no one has complained about the missing word yet.
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396.463 | edifice --> complex | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Wed Oct 21 1987 14:31 | 1 |
| an obsession of unstable architects.
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396.464 | complex(ion) --> peaches & cream | LEZAH::BOBBITT | when EF Hutton jumps people listen | Wed Oct 21 1987 14:37 | 3 |
| ah, soft as a baby's.....ear
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396.465 | peaches & cream --> pineapple yogurt | VINO::JMUNZER | | Wed Oct 21 1987 18:23 | 1 |
| John
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396.466 | (pineapple) yogurt -> tofutti | LEZAH::BOBBITT | when EF Hutton jumps people listen | Wed Oct 21 1987 18:25 | 4 |
| they're some kinds of curds either whey
-Jody
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396.467 | tofutti --> YUK | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Wed Oct 21 1987 18:59 | 3 |
|
Sorry, it was the first thing that came to mind.
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396.468 | Yuk --> Daws | REGENT::BROOMHEAD | Don't panic -- yet. | Wed Oct 21 1987 19:51 | 1 |
| Near Whitehor, in the Northwest Territo of Cana.
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396.469 | Daws --> jack | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Thu Oct 22 1987 03:55 | 1 |
|
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396.470 | Jack --> Lemon | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Thu Oct 22 1987 06:29 | 1 |
|
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396.471 | Lemon --> Meadowlark | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Thu Oct 22 1987 10:58 | 0 |
396.472 | meadowlark --> prairie dog | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Oct 22 1987 11:19 | 1 |
|
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396.473 | prairie dog --> groundhog | BISTRO::WATSON | Noter is running old protocol | Thu Oct 22 1987 11:51 | 1 |
|
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396.474 | groundhog --> Punxatawney | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Thu Oct 22 1987 12:04 | 3 |
|
At least I *think* it's Punxatawney.
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396.475 | Punxatawney --> official | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember, how ephemeral is earth. | Thu Oct 22 1987 13:14 | 5 |
| Re .474:
I'd have made it
-< groundhog --> Spam >-
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396.476 | official --> Noteworthy | LEZAH::BOBBITT | when EF Hutton jumps people listen | Thu Oct 22 1987 15:38 | 1 |
|
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396.477 | noteworthy --> stationery | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Thu Oct 22 1987 17:40 | 0 |
396.478 | stationery --> training | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Fri Oct 23 1987 06:32 | 1 |
|
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396.479 | training --> potty | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Fri Oct 23 1987 10:54 | 0 |
396.480 | potty => loony | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Fri Oct 23 1987 10:57 | 1 |
|
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396.481 | Loony --> Tunes | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Fri Oct 23 1987 11:19 | 2 |
|
Tha-thatha-that's all, folks!
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396.482 | Tunes --> casks | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Oct 23 1987 11:28 | 0 |
396.483 | cask --> et | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Oct 23 1987 12:04 | 3 |
|
as in, "He 'et too much and look where it put him!"
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396.484 | et (tu) --> Brute | LEZAH::BOBBITT | when EF Hutton jumps people listen | Fri Oct 23 1987 13:51 | 6 |
| that's what Caesar replied when asked how many hot dogs he had at
the football game
no, it's not original
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396.485 | brute --> Joe Namoth | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Fri Oct 23 1987 14:19 | 1 |
| remember the commercials of years past
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396.486 | Joe Nam*a*th --> football | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Oct 23 1987 18:03 | 1 |
| Back to the start again?
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396.487 | football --> potato | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Fri Oct 23 1987 18:19 | 2 |
|
as in "couch ..."
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396.488 | Potato --> Acrobats | LDP::BUSCH | | Fri Oct 23 1987 19:13 | 9 |
|
As in...
Potato => (Night)shade...
Shade(s) => (Sun)glasses...
Glasses => Tumblers....
Tumblers => Acrobats !
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396.489 | Acrobats -> Belfry | DECSIM::HEILMAN | You rang?? | Sun Oct 25 1987 21:14 | 2 |
| Not as ambitious an association as .-1 I must admit!
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396.490 | Belfry -> Golfcourse | GIDDAY::GILLARD | Same shit, different day | Mon Oct 26 1987 01:41 | 1 |
| One of Scotland's finest .....
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396.491 | Golfcourse --> hacker | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Mon Oct 26 1987 08:42 | 4 |
| Scotland? Sorry to disappoint you Bruce, but the Belfry is in England.
Ian. (A Scot, working in Ayr.)
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396.492 | hacker --> Bilk | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Mon Oct 26 1987 09:12 | 3 |
| ...as in "Stranger on the shore"
Try following THAT !
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396.493 | Bilk --> Oh | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Mon Oct 26 1987 11:30 | 5 |
| As in...
Bilk? Oh! I don't know if I could follow that! (8^}
Ian.
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396.494 | Oh --> shoot! | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Mon Oct 26 1987 11:39 | 7 |
| Re .493:
Oh? I thought you meant:
Bilk--> Oh, as in the character Phil Silvers used to play in the
old television series _You'll Never Get Rich_.
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396.495 | shoot! --> BANG! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | when EF Hutton jumps people listen | Mon Oct 26 1987 12:26 | 1 |
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396.496 | BANG! -> go out with a | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | This is not my beautiful house | Mon Oct 26 1987 12:34 | 0 |
396.497 | go out with a --> never! | COOKIE::ZANE | Trithemius | Mon Oct 26 1987 14:09 | 0 |
396.498 | Never! -> more | DECSIM::HEILMAN | You rang?? | Mon Oct 26 1987 15:13 | 2 |
|
Quoth the raven
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396.499 | more --> on | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Oct 26 1987 15:15 | 1 |
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396.500 | on --> to the next 500 replies! | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Mon Oct 26 1987 15:39 | 0 |
396.501 | to the next "500" replies --> indianapolis | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Mon Oct 26 1987 15:48 | 1 |
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396.502 | Indianapolis --> delicious | INK::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Mon Oct 26 1987 16:55 | 3 |
| One gets an Indian Apple from a Indian Apple tree at a special
time of year: Indian Summer ....
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396.503 | delicious --> scrumptious | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Tue Oct 27 1987 06:51 | 5 |
| re:.492
I, for one, know where your association came from...
The musician Acker Bilk.
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396.504 | scrum(ptious) --> rugby | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Tue Oct 27 1987 07:43 | 1 |
| The ref has called for a scrum(ptious) on the 25 yard line!
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396.505 | rugby => 22 | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Tue Oct 27 1987 11:23 | 6 |
| What happened to the 5-yard scrum when the 25 yard line became
"the 22 metre line"?
Re: .502
I thought it was "li'l green apples" that were delicious.
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396.506 | 22 => cricket | BISTRO::WATSON | Noter is running old protocol | Tue Oct 27 1987 12:41 | 2 |
| In the game of cricket, which is far too complex to explain here,
the wickets are 22 yards (never metres) apart.
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396.507 | cricket -> proper | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sprinkled with syntactic sugar | Tue Oct 27 1987 12:55 | 1 |
|
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396.508 | proper --> upper | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Tue Oct 27 1987 14:06 | 2 |
| Any support for this idea?
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396.509 | upper --> stuffy | COOKIE::ZANE | Do WE live in Interesting Times? | Tue Oct 27 1987 14:41 | 11 |
|
re:.503 per .492
I had associated Oh! Bilk with Captain Bilko of McHale's Navy. Oh,
well...
What sort of music does Acker Bilk play?
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396.510 | stuffy --> Scruffy the Cat | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Tue Oct 27 1987 15:48 | 15 |
| re:.509
But .492 was "hacker --> Bilk"; it was .493 that was "Bilk --> Oh!"
Acker Bilk played all sorts of stuff from jazz to popular tunes
to old standards. He was no Benny Goodman or Artie Shaw, but he
still played a mean clarinet.
There was no Captain Bilko on McHALE'S NAVY. The McN captain was
named Binghamton. Bilco ("c", not "k") was a sergeant played by
Phil Silvers in the show YOU'LL NEVER GET RICH (a.k.a. SGT. BILCO).
Waitaminute...this isn't the TRIVIA file...
--- jerry
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396.511 | Scruffy the Cat --> Aack Phffft | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Oct 27 1987 17:27 | 2 |
|
via Bill the Cat...
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396.512 | (aack) Phfffth -> RASPBERRIES! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sprinkled with syntactic sugar | Tue Oct 27 1987 19:05 | 3 |
| thus spake Carol Channing in "thoroughly modern millie"
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396.513 | raspberries => tarts | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Wed Oct 28 1987 11:35 | 1 |
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396.514 | tarts --> Knave | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Wed Oct 28 1987 12:44 | 1 |
| ..of Hearts, he stole the ... <=>
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396.515 | Knave --> Jack | COOKIE::ZANE | Do WE live in Interesting Times? | Thu Oct 29 1987 03:14 | 7 |
|
re: .510
Wow, I really mixed those up! I suppose that means I bilked the characters?
Thanks for explaining...
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396.516 | Jack --> Monterey | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Thu Oct 29 1987 07:06 | 3 |
| Say "cheese"... *flash*
--- jerry
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396.517 | monterey --> Penninsula | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Thu Oct 29 1987 11:29 | 1 |
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396.518 | Penninsula [sic] --> Madonna | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Oct 29 1987 11:46 | 6 |
|
Was that an intentional typo?
\______________/
|
----------Hmm, sounds like an oxymoron
(but that's a different topic)
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396.519 | Madonna --> Marilyn | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | sprinkled with syntactic sugar | Thu Oct 29 1987 12:57 | 3 |
| obviously her mentor...
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396.520 | Marilyn --> Baltimore | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Thu Oct 29 1987 13:42 | 2 |
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396.521 | Marylin --> 3000 | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Thu Oct 29 1987 13:44 | 4 |
| As in....
Marylin Monroe. Munro's are Scottish mountains over 3000 feet high.
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396.522 | Marilyn --> Baltimore + 3000 --> Indianapolis 500 | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | sprinkled with syntactic sugar | Thu Oct 29 1987 16:08 | 3 |
| that's really interesting. Munro is my middle name.
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396.523 | Indianapolis 500 => circles | BISTRO::WATSON | Noter is running old protocol | Fri Oct 30 1987 05:36 | 2 |
| Not only the cars, but also this topic.
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396.524 | circles --> eyes | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Fri Oct 30 1987 10:40 | 1 |
| Not enough sleep again.
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396.525 | eyes --> nos | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Fri Oct 30 1987 11:01 | 5 |
| Got a double-association here... eyes --> nose
ayes --> nos
...clever, eh !
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396.526 | Nos -> feratu | DECSIM::HEILMAN | You rang?? | Fri Oct 30 1987 11:39 | 1 |
| IN honor of Halloween
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396.527 | feratu --> weasel | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Oct 30 1987 11:51 | 0 |
396.528 | weasel -> hardware | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Oct 30 1987 12:44 | 2 |
| ... as in 'we sell'
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396.529 | hardware --> helmet | VINO::JMUNZER | | Fri Oct 30 1987 15:57 | 2 |
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396.530 | helmet --> jahn | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Fri Oct 30 1987 20:27 | 3 |
|
Helmut Jahn - the architect, get it??? (heh, heh, heh)
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396.531 | jahn --> birch | AKOV76::BOYAJIAN | Chaise pomme | Sat Oct 31 1987 05:51 | 3 |
| Yet another Halloween monster...
--- jerry
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396.532 | birch --> beer | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sun Nov 01 1987 21:00 | 0 |
396.533 | beer --> wig | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Nov 02 1987 08:48 | 1 |
| Courtesy of Joyce "Finnegan's Wake".
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396.534 | wig --> wam | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Mon Nov 02 1987 09:24 | 1 |
|
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396.535 | wam --> sutta | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Mon Nov 02 1987 10:51 | 1 |
| Anyone know what this is? I don't. It just came to me.
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396.536 | sutta -> vague | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Mon Nov 02 1987 12:09 | 5 |
| (sutta ~= sorta)
[Wamsutta is an Indian name but is now more commonly known as the
name of a weaving mill that makes bed sheets, etc.]
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396.537 | vague --> an | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Mon Nov 02 1987 12:41 | 2 |
|
Someone who eats no animal products?
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396.538 | An -> tidisestablishmentarianism | DECSIM::HEILMAN | You rang?? | Mon Nov 02 1987 13:50 | 2 |
| Sorry I couldnt resist... hope I got all the syllables in...
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396.539 | tidi...ism --> gargantuan | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Nov 02 1987 14:24 | 0 |
396.540 | gargantuan --> Pantegruel | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | sprinkled with syntactic sugar | Mon Nov 02 1987 14:40 | 7 |
| wasn't this a play in days of old (Gargantua and Pantegruel - a
satire of some sort?)
vague on high school world lit
-Jody
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396.541 | gargantuan --> pantagruelian | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Nov 02 1987 14:40 | 1 |
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396.542 | pantagruelian --> pantaloonian | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Mon Nov 02 1987 18:25 | 7 |
| re .540:
not a play. Rabelies wrote two books; _Gargantua_ and _Pantagruel_.
In some respects, he was the James joyce of his day. :-+
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396.543 | pantaloonian -> pantaloons | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | Billy's Back! ... Yankees in 1988 | Tue Nov 03 1987 02:00 | 0 |
396.544 | pantaloons --> doubloons | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Tue Nov 03 1987 05:58 | 1 |
| --- jerry
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396.545 | doubloons --> singloons ? | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Nov 03 1987 06:56 | 1 |
| For Cut-rate Pirates.
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396.546 | singloons --> saloons | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Tue Nov 03 1987 11:18 | 1 |
| I thought singloons were singles bars
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396.547 | saloons -> spittoons | DECSIM::HEILMAN | You rang?? | Tue Nov 03 1987 11:45 | 2 |
| If this keeps up it may drive me Loony Toons!
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396.548 | spitoons --> antiques | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Tue Nov 03 1987 12:02 | 1 |
| Who sees spitoons any more?
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396.549 | antiques --> furniture | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Nov 03 1987 15:04 | 1 |
|
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396.550 | furniture --> waterbed | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Nov 03 1987 16:44 | 0 |
396.551 | waterbed --> wet dreams | COOKIE::ZANE | Do WE live in Interesting Times? | Tue Nov 03 1987 18:44 | 4 |
|
I couldn't resist.
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396.552 | wet dreams -> fantasy | DELNI::PITARD | Huh? What, me?? | Tue Nov 03 1987 18:54 | 4 |
|
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396.553 | fantasy -> phantasmagoria | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sprinkled with syntactic sugar | Tue Nov 03 1987 19:48 | 5 |
| well, actually I waas going to mention something relating attractive
males, whipped cream, champagne, candlelight, and Holst's "The
Planets", but it was too long to fit in the title...
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396.554 | phantasmagoria -> of the operamagoria | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | Billy's Back! ... Yankees in 1988 | Tue Nov 03 1987 20:55 | 0 |
396.555 | of the opera(magoria) => operatic | BISTRO::WATSON | genius is 99% desperation | Wed Nov 04 1987 07:43 | 0 |
396.556 | operatic --> Verdi | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Nov 04 1987 10:32 | 2 |
| Would he ever have made it to the big time
if his name was Joe Green ?
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396.557 | Verdi - grease | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Wed Nov 04 1987 10:38 | 1 |
|
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396.558 | grease --> John Travolta | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Nov 04 1987 11:02 | 0 |
396.559 | John Travolta ==> Electric Bathroom | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Wed Nov 04 1987 11:19 | 1 |
|
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396.560 | electric bathroom -> Dangerous | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sprinkled with syntactic sugar | Wed Nov 04 1987 13:37 | 2 |
| water and electricity do not mix. I am unaware as to how John Travolta
relates to Electric Bathroom, but he never was my fave movie personality...
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396.561 | Dangerous --> bend | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Wed Nov 04 1987 14:46 | 4 |
|
Perhaps the mere mention of John-Ravolta was enough to cause
a cerebral short-circuit resulting in a completely unpredictable
word-association :-)
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396.562 | bend --> johnsond | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Wed Nov 04 1987 15:43 | 6 |
| The fastest man in the world.
Maybe he was running from John Ravolting at the time?
Oh, and by the way wine tasters still use spitoons, when the wine
is that bad they don't want to swallow it 8^}.
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396.563 | johnsond --> boswell | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Wed Nov 04 1987 15:47 | 0 |
396.564 | johnsond --> & Johnson | TERZA::ZANE | | Wed Nov 04 1987 15:48 | 1 |
|
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396.565 | Boswell & Johnson --> angel | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Thu Nov 05 1987 09:52 | 17 |
| re:.563/.564
Aaaa-ooogah! Aaaa-ooogah! Notes clash!
Boswell was Charlie's major domo in CHARLY'S ANGELS, and one of
the Angels was Kate Jackson (and "Jack", is, of course, a nickname
for "John")
re:.back there somewhere
"John Travolta --> electric bathroom" is an easy association.
John = toilet
TraVOLTa = electric
--- jerry
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396.566 | Angel --> (of the) morning | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Thu Nov 05 1987 10:00 | 0 |
396.567 | morning --> Morgantown | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Thu Nov 05 1987 10:37 | 0 |
396.568 | Morgantown => Fay | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Thu Nov 05 1987 11:16 | 1 |
|
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396.569 | Fay --> accompli | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Thu Nov 05 1987 11:51 | 1 |
| Bonjour Paris!
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396.570 | Fay -- > Joker | MLCSSE::CIUFFINI | Notes: The Great Vacuum. | Thu Nov 05 1987 11:52 | 14 |
|
Fay -- > fey --- > fob -- > watch -- > hands -- > cards -- > deck -- >
Joker
Fay -- > Faye -- > actress -- > Chinatown -- > existential -- > lark -- >
joke -- > Joker
Sometimes a mind is a terrible thing to play football with. It goes out
for passes and returns with subway tokens.
jc
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396.571 | accompli -> ment | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Thu Nov 05 1987 11:53 | 2 |
|
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396.572 | (de)ment(ed) + Joker --> Batman | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Nov 05 1987 13:08 | 1 |
| Gotta stop this note-clashing, it's getting dissonant in here!
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396.573 | Batman --> Catwoman | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Thu Nov 05 1987 13:48 | 7 |
| re John Travolta --> Electric Bathroom:
John = bathroom (indeed)
Travolta = "very full of volts" = electric.
Of course, for all I know there'as a rock group caslled the Electric
Bathroom, whose music John travilta danced to ... but this is madness!
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396.574 | Catwoman --> Octopussy | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Thu Nov 05 1987 14:51 | 1 |
|
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396.575 | Octopussy -> Goldfinger | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Thu Nov 05 1987 16:14 | 1 |
| They're both James Bond movies. Right? :>)
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396.576 | Goldfinger --> King Midas | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Nov 05 1987 16:19 | 1 |
| Another man with an auric problem...
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396.577 | King Midas --> transmutation | ERASER::KALLIS | Make Hallowe'en a National holiday. | Thu Nov 05 1987 17:28 | 2 |
| Ocherophobia is fear of being covered with gold paint. It's alo
called a "gilt complex."
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396.578 | transmutation -> metamorphosis | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | sprinkled with syntactic sugar | Thu Nov 05 1987 18:42 | 1 |
|
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396.579 | metamorphosis --> butterfly | TERZA::ZANE | | Thu Nov 05 1987 20:39 | 0 |
396.580 | butterfly -> spread-eagle | VINO::JMUNZER | | Fri Nov 06 1987 01:07 | 1 |
|
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396.581 | spread-eagle -> Middle-East | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Fri Nov 06 1987 05:53 | 4 |
| The US is doing so much to help there.
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396.582 | Middle-East --> Catarrh | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Fri Nov 06 1987 06:44 | 1 |
| Or is it spelt Quatar?? <8^}
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396.583 | Catarrh --> finger-picking | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Fri Nov 06 1987 09:02 | 3 |
|
(... I'm still laughing about the "gilt complex" :-)
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396.584 | Finger-picking --> chicken | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Fri Nov 06 1987 10:32 | 3 |
| > Or is it spelt Quatar?? <8^}
Ectuallay, it's Qatar :-)
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396.585 | Chicken --> flicking | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Fri Nov 06 1987 11:03 | 1 |
| Remember Fidel?
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396.586 | flicking => blotting paper | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Fri Nov 06 1987 11:10 | 1 |
|
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396.587 | blotting paper --> toilet paper | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Fri Nov 06 1987 12:05 | 5 |
| re: spitoon from many notes ago.
You can find a spitoon at the Atlanta ACT. One of our customers
is US tobacco and we were ready for them when they arrived. Let's
see IBM be that considerate of the customers needs.
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396.588 | toilet paper --> option | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Fri Nov 06 1987 12:27 | 11 |
| Obvious to older DECcies; if you're not one of these:
The VT50 series of terminals had a compartment into which could
be put an inexpensive eklectrolytic printer (those "fortunate" enough
to have a VT5X terminal can find a jagged-edge surface on the side that
could be used to tear off the "printout" paper; those who chose
to refer to that printer inside Digital called it the "toiler paper
option" because of the roll of electrolytic paper, which appeared
like ...
Steve Kallis, Jr.
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396.589 | option --> crash | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Nov 06 1987 12:55 | 1 |
| --> Wall Street -->
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396.590 | crash --> dump | TERZA::ZANE | | Fri Nov 06 1987 16:35 | 0 |
396.591 | dump -> what a | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sprinkled with syntactic sugar | Fri Nov 06 1987 18:44 | 2 |
| Bette Davis?
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396.592 | what a --> way to go | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Fri Nov 06 1987 19:35 | 1 |
| Christie Brinkley ...
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396.593 | way to go --> bucko | HARDY::KENAH | ROCK-> You are here <-HARD_PLACE | Fri Nov 06 1987 20:04 | 7 |
|
re <a few back>
"What a dump" was a quote from "...Virginia Woolf", spoken by
Elizabeth Taylor.
andrew
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396.594 | way to go -> Atta Boy! | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Nov 06 1987 20:05 | 2 |
|
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396.595 | Atta Boy --> Aw shit. | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sat Nov 07 1987 19:44 | 5 |
| When you save up a thousand Attaboys, you can get a raise.
There's one catch, however. Just one "Aw shit" wipes out all
your Attaboys and you have to start all over again.
Dave C.
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396.596 | Aw shit -> Isembard Kingdom Brunel | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Sun Nov 08 1987 18:36 | 1 |
| Love the poster. If you haven't seen it, ask around someone must have.
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396.597 | Isambard Kingdom Brunel --> Great Western Railway | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Mon Nov 09 1987 10:56 | 1 |
|
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396.598 | Great Western Railway --> Mao Tse Tung | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Nov 09 1987 11:35 | 0 |
396.599 | Mao Tse Tung -> Tse Tse Fly | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sprinkled with syntactic sugar | Mon Nov 09 1987 13:32 | 4 |
| re -.afew...I'da gone for Great Western Railway -> Best Western
Hotel...
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396.600 | Tse Tse Fly --> Si, si, Senor | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Mon Nov 09 1987 13:56 | 1 |
|
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396.601 | Si, si, Senor -> No, no Nannette | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | Billy's Back! ... Yankees in 1988 | Mon Nov 09 1987 14:27 | 0 |
396.602 | No, No, Nanette --> Fabray | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Mon Nov 09 1987 14:42 | 1 |
| That's entertainment!
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396.603 | Fabray --> cation | AYOV18::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Mon Nov 09 1987 14:49 | 1 |
| Lies, damned lies!!!
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396.604 | cation --> school xing | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Nov 09 1987 16:39 | 1 |
| Watch out for them schools in them streets...
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396.605 | school xing --> vandalism | TERZA::ZANE | | Mon Nov 09 1987 17:26 | 0 |
396.606 | vandalism --> gothic | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Mon Nov 09 1987 18:25 | 5 |
| re:.603
"Lies, damned lies!!!" --> Statistics
--- jerry
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396.607 | gothic --> novel | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Mon Nov 09 1987 19:01 | 4 |
| It was a dark and stormy night. The thunder rattled the glass of
the high windows of the ancient house, and the candleflames flickered
from the slight draft that snuck down the darkened corridors like
a furtive beast of prey .... [etc., etc., etc.....]
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396.608 | novel -> New & Improved | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sprinkled with syntactic sugar | Mon Nov 09 1987 19:07 | 1 |
|
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396.609 | New & Improved --> Larger and More Valuable | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Mon Nov 09 1987 19:21 | 2 |
|
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396.610 | Larger & more valuable -> Whopper | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Nov 10 1987 05:55 | 0 |
396.611 | Whopper --> whipper snapper | AYOV15::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Tue Nov 10 1987 10:33 | 1 |
|
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396.612 | whipper snapper --> gabby | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Tue Nov 10 1987 11:05 | 1 |
| as in gabby hayes
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396.613 | gabby --> talkative | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Tue Nov 10 1987 11:13 | 1 |
|
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396.614 | talkative --> damper | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Nov 10 1987 11:18 | 2 |
|
Some musical instruments use *mutes* to dampen their tones...
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396.615 | damper => bread | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Tue Nov 10 1987 11:41 | 1 |
|
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396.616 | bread -> breed | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Tue Nov 10 1987 11:47 | 2 |
|
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396.617 | bread --> breed --> penicillin | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Tue Nov 10 1987 12:10 | 2 |
| That's how Fleming discovered it...
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396.618 | penicillin -> everything | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Nov 10 1987 12:55 | 2 |
| For the man who has ...
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396.619 | everything --> everylurch | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Tue Nov 10 1987 13:14 | 4 |
|
as in...
The Addams Family (sp?)
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396.620 | everylurch --> drunk | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Tue Nov 10 1987 14:12 | 11 |
396.621 | drunk --> telephone | AYOV15::ISMITH | Does grey matter? | Tue Nov 10 1987 14:20 | 2 |
| After you get drunk you may well end up talking to Uncle Hughie
long distance on the Great White Telephone. <8^}
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396.622 | telephone --> box | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Nov 10 1987 14:34 | 1 |
| Let's start again ......
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396.623 | box --> bedroom | AYOV15::ISMITH | Was (Not Was) | Tue Nov 10 1987 14:35 | 1 |
| OK.
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396.624 | bedroom --> eyes | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Nov 10 1987 16:53 | 2 |
|
Let's not, and say we did
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396.625 | eyes --> have it | TERZA::ZANE | | Tue Nov 10 1987 19:28 | 3 |
|
As in, "the 'eyes' have it."
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396.626 | have it --> your way | MANANA::RECKARD | | Wed Nov 11 1987 10:50 | 0 |
396.627 | your way --> my curds | AYOV18::ISMITH | Was (Not Was) | Wed Nov 11 1987 11:18 | 1 |
|
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396.628 | my curds => myocardial | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Wed Nov 11 1987 11:22 | 5 |
| Re; .621
To add to the fun, `elephant's' is rhyming slang for `drunk' - but
*that*'s another note.
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396.629 | myocardial --> infarction | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Nov 11 1987 11:50 | 6 |
| re .620 (I think):
The railroads of the western US were built with the help of many
Chinese laborers.
Oh my heart...
|
396.630 | infarction -> outfarction | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Wed Nov 11 1987 11:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.631 | outfarction --> outhouse | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Wed Nov 11 1987 13:13 | 1 |
|
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396.632 | outhouse --> in-house | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Wed Nov 11 1987 15:03 | 3 |
| Re: .629 The railroads of the western US have nothing to do with
THE Great Western Railway. When that was built you were still riding
horses :-) :-)
|
396.633 | in-house --> insomnia | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Nov 11 1987 18:09 | 7 |
| Re -.1:
Sure, but how's an ignorant colonist like me supposed to know that?
:-) :-)
>M
|
396.634 | insomnia -> night of the living dead | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sprinkled with syntactic sugar | Wed Nov 11 1987 19:35 | 3 |
| that's what some chronic sufferers must feel like.
|
396.635 | night of the living dead --> not tonight; I've got a headache | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Wed Nov 11 1987 19:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.636 | not tonight; I've got a headache --> haddock | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Wed Nov 11 1987 19:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.637 | haddock -> cured | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Wed Nov 11 1987 20:07 | 3 |
|
as in, "That must have been what I _had doc_."
|
396.638 | cured --> ham | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Thu Nov 12 1987 05:19 | 1 |
| --- jerry
|
396.639 | ham --> West | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Thu Nov 12 1987 06:31 | 4 |
|
...I'm not a supporter, but its an association.
I was going to put "I think therefore I", but chickened out !
|
396.640 | West --> 142nd fastest gun in the west | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Thu Nov 12 1987 06:38 | 0 |
396.641 | 142nd fastest gun in the west --> dead | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Thu Nov 12 1987 07:12 | 1 |
|
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396.642 | dead >--- beat | RDGE00::BOOTH | Ah, but I was older then ... | Thu Nov 12 1987 08:47 | 0 |
396.643 | beat --> borscht | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Thu Nov 12 1987 10:06 | 0 |
396.644 | borscht -- > vichyssoise | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Thu Nov 12 1987 11:34 | 2 |
| I was going to put in "--> And Natasha" but figured the association
would be too rarefied. :-)
|
396.645 | vichyssoise --> bisque | AYOV15::ISMITH | Was (Not Was) | Thu Nov 12 1987 12:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.646 | bisque --> ut | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Nov 12 1987 12:05 | 0 |
396.647 | ut -> E.T. | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Thu Nov 12 1987 12:08 | 2 |
|
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396.648 | e.t. --> drink | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Thu Nov 12 1987 12:15 | 1 |
| ... and be merry
|
396.649 | d rink -> d skater | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sprinkled with syntactic sugar | Thu Nov 12 1987 12:20 | 4 |
| Ah, the old memories of the Dr. Demento Show:
big slow Erving, big dum-dum Erving....The 142nd fastest gun...in
the west.
|
396.650 | < d skater --> Illinois > | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Nov 12 1987 13:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.651 | Illinois --> Wellinois | AYOV18::ISMITH | Was (Not Was) | Thu Nov 12 1987 14:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.652 | Wellinois --> annoyed | TERZA::ZANE | | Thu Nov 12 1987 14:56 | 0 |
396.653 | annoyed --> CS student | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Nov 12 1987 15:46 | 1 |
| No offense intended to present, past, and future CS students...
|
396.654 | CS student --> CS Gas | RDGE28::BOOTH | Ah, but I was older then ... | Thu Nov 12 1987 18:34 | 3 |
|
Isn't this what they throw at those nasty student demonstrators ?
|
396.655 | CS Gas --> cargo | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Nov 12 1987 18:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.656 | cargo --> snail | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Fri Nov 13 1987 06:11 | 1 |
| --- jerry
|
396.657 | snail --> Magic roundabout | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Fri Nov 13 1987 06:25 | 0 |
396.658 | Magic Roundabout --> Booiiinnnngggg! | AYOV18::ISMITH | Was (Not Was) | Fri Nov 13 1987 06:30 | 1 |
| Zebidee appeared....
|
396.659 | Booiiinnnngggg! --> 757 | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Fri Nov 13 1987 10:12 | 4 |
|
...that's one of the most difficult ones so far, I reckon Ian !
re: back a few, just love that snail, Jerry !!
|
396.660 | 757 --> crash | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Fri Nov 13 1987 10:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.661 | crash -> crude | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Fri Nov 13 1987 11:42 | 3 |
|
|
396.662 | crude --< oil | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Fri Nov 13 1987 12:44 | 6 |
| Re .60:
Most pilots think that vested interests would say:
-< crash --> blame General Aviation -- somehow>-
|
396.663 | oil --> Yule | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Fri Nov 13 1987 13:41 | 2 |
| or heel, or wheel ...
|
396.664 | Yule --> Noel | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Fri Nov 13 1987 14:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.665 | tom is | MPGS::BUSWELL | BUZ IN THE T.E.M. LAB EX 2240 | Fri Nov 13 1987 14:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.666 | Noel --> Coward | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Fri Nov 13 1987 15:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.667 | Coward --> Lahr | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Fri Nov 13 1987 15:18 | 1 |
| by way of Wizard of Oz
|
396.668 | Lahr --> board | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Fri Nov 13 1987 16:50 | 1 |
| ...as in opposite of Starboard
|
396.669 | board --> stiff | ERIS::CALLAS | I like to put things on top of things | Fri Nov 13 1987 18:14 | 1 |
| several meanings here.
|
396.670 | stiff --> drink | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Fri Nov 13 1987 18:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.671 | drink --> eyes | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Fri Nov 13 1987 18:58 | 1 |
| as in "... to me only with thine ..."
|
396.672 | eyes --> cream | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Fri Nov 13 1987 19:01 | 1 |
| As in the cool treat from your Good Humor man
|
396.673 | cream --> kill | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Fri Nov 13 1987 19:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.674 | kill --> dozer | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Fri Nov 13 1987 20:37 | 3 |
| Right, Mr. Kallis?
--- jerry
|
396.675 | dozer --> yours | AYOV15::ISMITH | Was (Not Was) | Sun Nov 15 1987 17:20 | 3 |
| In an argument......
"Dese are mine, and dozer yours."
|
396.676 | yours --> pox | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Mon Nov 16 1987 09:56 | 3 |
|
Yaws: a tropical epidemic and contagious disease of the skin with small
red spots , sometimes ulcerating.
|
396.677 | pox --> small | RDGE28::BOOTH | Deep Extra Cover | Mon Nov 16 1987 10:01 | 1 |
| Ho hum
|
396.678 | small --> talk | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Nov 16 1987 10:18 | 1 |
| hum Ho
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396.679 | talk --> fink | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Mon Nov 16 1987 10:40 | 1 |
| ... as in what a stoolie does.
|
396.680 | fink --> Id | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Mon Nov 16 1987 10:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.681 | Id ---> badge | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Nov 16 1987 11:31 | 1 |
| I fought abaat it.
|
396.682 | Id --> Wizard | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Nov 16 1987 11:33 | 1 |
| The peasants are revolting!
|
396.683 | Wizard -> [of] OZ | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Mon Nov 16 1987 13:00 | 2 |
|
|
396.684 | OZ -> Tralia | SUPER::KENAH | ROCK-> You are here <-HARD_PLACE | Mon Nov 16 1987 14:05 | 0 |
396.685 | Tralia --> coat | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Nov 16 1987 14:28 | 2 |
| Used to be a fool proof method of starting punch-ups
in the Emerald Isle.
|
396.686 | coat --> [of] arms | TERZA::ZANE | | Mon Nov 16 1987 14:49 | 3 |
|
I always thought it would be pretty silly to wear one...
|
396.687 | arms --> way | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Mon Nov 16 1987 17:16 | 7 |
| ... as in "'E stands in ..."
Re OZ:
I'd have said; -<Oz --> Piggy>-
Frank Oz, of the Muppets crew, plays Miss Piggy.
|
396.688 | way --> wrong | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Mon Nov 16 1987 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.689 | wrong --> BOX | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Tue Nov 17 1987 06:28 | 5 |
|
As in "The Wrong Box" by R.L.Stevenson.
Back to square one.
|
396.690 | box --> ring | AITG::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Nov 17 1987 11:10 | 0 |
396.691 | ring --> out | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Tue Nov 17 1987 12:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.692 | out -> damned spot | HARDY::KENAH | ROCK-> You are here <-HARD_PLACE | Tue Nov 17 1987 13:18 | 0 |
396.693 | damned spot --> stain | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Nov 17 1987 13:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.694 | stain --> walnut | TERZA::ZANE | | Tue Nov 17 1987 14:09 | 0 |
396.695 | walnut --> scrotum | RDGE00::BOOTH | Duck Egg Collector | Tue Nov 17 1987 14:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.696 | scrotum -> Do Not Enter | QUOKKA::SNYDER | Wherever you go, there you are | Tue Nov 17 1987 17:37 | 2 |
|
Nobody seemed to want to touch that scrotum...
|
396.697 | Do Not Enter --> Aargh! | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Tue Nov 17 1987 17:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.698 | aargh! -> yle socks | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sprinkled with syntactic sugar | Tue Nov 17 1987 17:48 | 1 |
| love them checkerboard squares
|
396.699 | yle socks --> beer's better | AITG::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Nov 17 1987 18:37 | 2 |
|
strange dialects y'all speak...
|
396.700 | beer's better --> cold | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Tue Nov 17 1987 19:29 | 2 |
| ..peas porridge hot ...
|
396.701 | cold --> shoulder | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Nov 17 1987 19:44 | 1 |
| Another "S" body part...
|
396.702 | shoulder --> clavicle | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Tue Nov 17 1987 19:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.703 | clavicle -> osteoporosis | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Billy's Back! ... Yankees in 1988 | Tue Nov 17 1987 21:14 | 0 |
396.704 | osteoporosis-->calcium | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Nov 18 1987 03:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.705 | calcium --> deposits | USAVAX::REDICK | and your life knows no answer... | Wed Nov 18 1987 07:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.706 | deposits --> safe | RDGE00::BOOTH | Duck Egg Collector | Wed Nov 18 1987 08:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.707 | safe --> sex | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Wed Nov 18 1987 11:29 | 1 |
| it's the rage these days...
|
396.708 | sex -> tet | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Wed Nov 18 1987 11:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.709 | tet - > offensive | SKIVT::ROGERS | Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate | Wed Nov 18 1987 11:52 | 0 |
396.710 | offensive --> seldomsive | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Nov 18 1987 12:12 | 1 |
| just change the emphasis...
|
396.711 | seldomsive -->mostly_unstrain | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Wed Nov 18 1987 12:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.712 | mostly_unstrain --> model train | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Wed Nov 18 1987 12:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.713 | model train --> water | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Nov 18 1987 13:06 | 2 |
|
--> HO --> HOH -->
|
396.714 | water --> windsurfing | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Wed Nov 18 1987 13:39 | 0 |
396.715 | windsurfing --> hangliding | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Nov 18 1987 13:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.716 | hangliding --> guillotine | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Wed Nov 18 1987 14:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.717 | guillotine --> cake | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Nov 18 1987 14:48 | 1 |
| i.e. Marie Antoinette: "Let them eat cake."...
|
396.718 | cake -> walk | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | sprinkled with syntactic sugar | Wed Nov 18 1987 16:13 | 2 |
| a ragtime style dance a la scott joplin
|
396.719 | (cake)walk -- > jitterbug | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Wed Nov 18 1987 17:45 | 7 |
|
About safe sex being the rage these days -- interesting choice of
expression!
Terza
|
396.720 | jitterbug --> nervous gnat | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Nov 18 1987 18:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.721 | (nervous) gnat --> tonight (dear) | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Wed Nov 18 1987 18:31 | 2 |
| Resulting in ...
the "safest" safe sex...
|
396.722 | tonight --> tonight | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Thu Nov 19 1987 04:54 | 1 |
| Genesis
|
396.723 | tonight --> Josephine | FOOT::BOOTH | Whose idea was this anyway ... ??? | Thu Nov 19 1987 09:17 | 3 |
|
As in "Not ...."
|
396.724 | Josephine -> (He's a) OK | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Thu Nov 19 1987 11:41 | 1 |
| as in, "Howsa my friend Joe?"
|
396.725 | (He's a) OK --> Sooner | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Nov 19 1987 12:07 | 1 |
| As in the University of Oklahoma football team
|
396.726 | Sooner -> return | DECSIM::HEILMAN | You rang?? | Thu Nov 19 1987 12:12 | 4 |
| I would have liked to have returned sooner from my trip (stuck in
Houston airport for 12 hours).
Gone for 6 days -> 131 new replies to this note!!
|
396.727 | RETURN-->UTURN | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Thu Nov 19 1987 12:15 | 5 |
|
or is that make a ewe turn?
|
396.728 | U-turn --> roundabout | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Nov 19 1987 12:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.729 | roundabout --> Yes | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Thu Nov 19 1987 12:52 | 1 |
| Isn't that who did the song?
|
396.730 | Yes --> Sir | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Thu Nov 19 1987 13:49 | 9 |
| ..that's my baby
For those too young to remember, _Yes, Sir, That's My Baby_ was
a popular song in the dim, dank days before the Boob Tube.
Come to think of it, there was a motion picture of that name. Starred
a young Dan Dailey, as I recall...
|
396.731 | Sir --> Prize | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Thu Nov 19 1987 13:57 | 4 |
| ...and Miss Terious. Kudos go to whomever is able to guess
this obscure reference.
--- jerry
|
396.732 | (sur) prize -> pullet | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Thu Nov 19 1987 14:14 | 3 |
| A rare but raved over recipe - award winning world-wide
|
396.733 | pullet --> push it | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Nov 19 1987 14:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.734 | push it --> two pence | ESDV02::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Thu Nov 19 1987 14:55 | 1 |
| ...per telephone call, ten pence.
|
396.735 | two pense --> penser | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Thu Nov 19 1987 15:36 | 1 |
| I think, therefore, I am.
|
396.736 | penser --> for hire | ERIS::CALLAS | I like to put things on top of things | Thu Nov 19 1987 16:56 | 0 |
396.737 | (for) Hire['s] --> root beer | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Thu Nov 19 1987 18:08 | 1 |
| --- jerry
|
396.738 | ROOT BEER --> GINGER ALE | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Thu Nov 19 1987 18:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.739 | hire --> higher | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Thu Nov 19 1987 18:15 | 0 |
396.740 | ginger ale/higher --> bubbles | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Nov 19 1987 18:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.741 | bubbles --> Beverly Sills | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Thu Nov 19 1987 18:47 | 3 |
| ...that was her nickname
And the title of her autobiography.
|
396.742 | Beverly Sills -> Cop | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Thu Nov 19 1987 19:10 | 1 |
| An opera singer turned Detroit policeman in search of bearer bonds...
|
396.743 | cop --> (u) late | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Thu Nov 19 1987 19:33 | 1 |
| I'm sorry...
|
396.744 | late--->never | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Nov 20 1987 01:22 | 2 |
|
as in better late than
|
396.745 | never --> nevermore | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Fri Nov 20 1987 02:13 | 0 |
396.746 | nevermore --> nevertheless | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Fri Nov 20 1987 04:17 | 6 |
|
...and you thought I was going to say "raven", didn't you? :-)
Nah. Too obvious.
--- jerry
|
396.747 | nevertheless --> tautology | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Fri Nov 20 1987 05:38 | 2 |
|
Always positive
|
396.748 | tautology --> looseology | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Fri Nov 20 1987 11:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.749 | looseology => Djangologie | HEART::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Fri Nov 20 1987 11:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.750 | Djangologie => Ultrafox | WELSWS::MANNION | Ye Diggers all, stand up for Glory | Fri Nov 20 1987 11:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.751 | Ultrafox --> similie | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Fri Nov 20 1987 11:41 | 11 |
| ...as in telephonic transmission of images.
Oh, and several back (cop)
I'd have done it
-<cop --> au vin>-
To quote _The New Yorker_,
"That makes him tender.
|
396.752 | similie --> and the world similies with you | ERIS::CALLAS | I like to put things on top of things | Fri Nov 20 1987 17:21 | 0 |
396.753 | similie and the world... etcetera -> frame and you frame alone | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Digital Internal Use Only | Fri Nov 20 1987 17:39 | 1 |
| Huh?
|
396.754 | frame and you frame alone --> picture | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Fri Nov 20 1987 17:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.755 | picture --> kiloword | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Fri Nov 20 1987 18:52 | 1 |
| --- jerry
|
396.756 | kiloword -> kilogram | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | 76'ers 122, Celtics 116 | Fri Nov 20 1987 19:57 | 0 |
396.757 | kilogram -> telecide | VINO::JMUNZER | | Fri Nov 20 1987 20:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.758 | telecide --> Kojak groaned | ESDV02::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Sat Nov 21 1987 08:11 | 3 |
| as in...
"Telly sighed" ... :-}
|
396.759 | telicide..robotocide..or see after ff | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Nov 21 1987 22:38 | 5 |
|
telicide...suicide
telicide ...telegram
telicdie...telephone
|
396.760 | robotOcide (?) -> Box | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Sun Nov 22 1987 22:30 | 12 |
|
Where are we?
telicide...suicide
telicide ...telegram
telicdie...telephone -> box
Good grief.
|
396.761 | box --> giftwrap | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Mon Nov 23 1987 08:11 | 0 |
396.762 | giftwrap --> pelt | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Nov 23 1987 16:18 | 2 |
| I don't know what a 'gif' is but presumably if they trap
them it's for the fur.
|
396.763 | pelt --> snowball | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Mon Nov 23 1987 17:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.764 | snowball => howzat | HEART::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Mon Nov 23 1987 17:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.765 | howzat -> let | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Mon Nov 23 1987 17:31 | 4 |
|
It was a no ball
|
396.766 | let --> rent | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Mon Nov 23 1987 17:38 | 0 |
396.767 | rent --> garment | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Nov 23 1987 18:06 | 2 |
| Most of the prophets seem to have gone into the used clothes
business from time to time.
|
396.768 | rent -> a snowblower | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Mon Nov 23 1987 18:11 | 2 |
| It's almost that time of year!
|
396.769 | a snowblower -> Toro | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Scott Baio is the antichrist | Mon Nov 23 1987 18:45 | 0 |
396.770 | Toro --> matador | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Nov 23 1987 18:50 | 0 |
396.771 | matador -- > weatherstripping | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Mon Nov 23 1987 20:20 | 0 |
396.772 | weatherstripping -> nooks and crannies | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Mon Nov 23 1987 23:33 | 2 |
| or is it crooks and nannies that have to be filled?
|
396.773 | nooks and crannies --> hooks and ladders | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Tue Nov 24 1987 00:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.774 | Hooks and Ladders --> _Chutes and Ladders_> | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Nov 24 1987 02:07 | 0 |
396.775 | Bells and whistles | DECSIM::HEILMAN | You rang?? | Tue Nov 24 1987 02:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.776 | Bells and whistles -> Hells Bells! | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Tue Nov 24 1987 17:48 | 2 |
|
|
396.777 | Hells Bells! --> junk food | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Nov 24 1987 17:50 | 1 |
| -->Ding Dong-->
|
396.778 | junk food --> punk mood | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Tue Nov 24 1987 19:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.779 | junk food -> Twinkie | HARDY::KENAH | ROCK-> You are here <-HARD_PLACE | Tue Nov 24 1987 19:26 | 0 |
396.780 | punk mood -> Twinkie --> Milk | HARDY::KENAH | ROCK-> You are here <-HARD_PLACE | Tue Nov 24 1987 19:46 | 5 |
| Notes collision! So, why: -< punk mood, Twinkie --> milk >-
San Francisco, the murder of Harvey Milk (and the mayor of SF),
followed by the "twinkie defense," wherein the defendent said
he was deranged from eating too much junk food.
|
396.781 | milk ---> lactic | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Nov 24 1987 20:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.782 | lactic --> lactose | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Nov 24 1987 20:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.783 | lactose ---> toeless | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Nov 24 1987 21:18 | 1 |
| The Fastest Draw in the West aka Toeless Joe.
|
396.785 | have toes --> requirements | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Tue Nov 24 1987 21:25 | 0 |
396.786 | requirements -> standards | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Tue Nov 24 1987 21:54 | 5 |
| for one of the prev I'da done
lactic -> prophyl
|
396.787 | standards --> sitars | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Nov 24 1987 22:02 | 0 |
396.788 | sitars --> cymbals | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Nov 24 1987 22:38 | 5 |
| RE: lactic --> prophyl
I was the one who did cop --> ulate
If I'd done lactic --> prophyl, too,
what would you all think of me?
|
396.789 | cymbals --> weightlifting gloves | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Tue Nov 24 1987 23:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.790 | weightlifting gloves --> pumping leather | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Nov 25 1987 03:40 | 0 |
396.791 | pumping leather -> pumping gas | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Scott Baio is the antichrist | Wed Nov 25 1987 06:00 | 0 |
396.792 | pumping gas --> Texaco | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Wed Nov 25 1987 09:49 | 8 |
| Trust your car to the man who wears the star...
re:.788
"What would you all think of me?" We'd think you were playing
it safe. :-)
--- jerry
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396.793 | Texaco --> petrol | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Nov 25 1987 13:56 | 2 |
|
I didn't know they did gas as well .... :-)
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396.794 | petrol -> "Pet, die for the Queen!" | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Wed Nov 25 1987 13:58 | 0 |
396.795 | "Pet ... Queen" --> Penthouse | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Nov 25 1987 17:32 | 0 |
396.796 | Penthouse -> rolling | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Wed Nov 25 1987 17:39 | 2 |
| ...in dough!
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396.797 | rolling --> rock | FURILO::MASON | Explaining is not understanding | Wed Nov 25 1987 18:01 | 1 |
|
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396.798 | rolling-->rock-->Sisyphus | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Nov 25 1987 18:10 | 2 |
| The chap that kept rolling a rock uphill
until it rolled back on him for eternity.
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396.799 | Sisyphus -> VD | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Wed Nov 25 1987 22:58 | 1 |
|
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396.800 | VD --> prophylactic | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Nov 25 1987 23:05 | 1 |
| Are you happy now?
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396.801 | prophylactic --> prophylene glycol | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Wed Nov 25 1987 23:28 | 9 |
| When you want to be safe in below zero temperatures...
re:.800
No, I'm not happy; I would've said "VD --> verbose directory"
(Any TOPS-20 fans out there?)
--- jerry
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396.802 | prophylene [sic] glycol --> "better living through chemistry" | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Nov 26 1987 00:03 | 0 |
396.803 | better living through chemistry --> creative chemistry | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Nov 26 1987 00:07 | 0 |
396.804 | creative chemistry --> college days | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Nov 26 1987 00:10 | 1 |
| Not me, I assure you ;-)
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396.805 | living through chemistry --> photosynthesis | KAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLAN | | Thu Nov 26 1987 00:18 | 17 |
|
An aside, in 396.788 HOMSIC::DUDEK writes
>Re: Lactic --> prophyl
>I was the one who did cop --> ulate
>
>If I'd done lactic --> prophyl, too
>what would you all think of me?
We'd probably think you were prophyl-->igate (I know it's profligate,
but that's as close as I can come) :-)
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396.806 | photosynthesis --> Clorets | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Thu Nov 26 1987 01:35 | 1 |
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396.807 | college days/Clorets --> majorettes | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Nov 26 1987 01:46 | 1 |
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396.808 | Majorettes -> Minarets | DECSIM::HEILMAN | You rang?? | Thu Nov 26 1987 02:15 | 1 |
| Umm... majorettes that are kinda small...?
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396.809 | Minarets --> Mosques | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Thu Nov 26 1987 11:11 | 5 |
| re:.302
I hop you realize that "prophylene" was intentional.
--- jerry
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396.810 | mosques ---> mullahs | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Nov 26 1987 17:55 | 1 |
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396.811 | mullahs -> Kintyre | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Thu Nov 26 1987 18:58 | 0 |
396.812 | Kintyre --> flat | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Nov 26 1987 20:01 | 1 |
| As in "I've got a flat f*@&in' tyre" ...
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396.813 | flat ----> tortilla | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Nov 26 1987 20:52 | 2 |
|
Courtesy of Mr.Steinbeck.
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396.814 | tortilla --> taco | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Nov 26 1987 21:59 | 1 |
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396.815 | taco --> meter | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Nov 26 1987 22:10 | 1 |
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396.816 | meter --> Economy 7 | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Nov 26 1987 22:11 | 1 |
|
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396.817 | Economy 7 ==> 7-11 | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Thu Nov 26 1987 23:02 | 0 |
396.818 | 7-11 --> craps | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Fri Nov 27 1987 06:37 | 1 |
| --- jerry
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396.819 | craps --> 2-3-12 --> 2:10, 6:18, 10:44 | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Fri Nov 27 1987 12:03 | 0 |
396.820 | 2:10, 6:18, 10:44 -> times table | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Fri Nov 27 1987 12:05 | 0 |
396.821 | times table --> Times crossword | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Fri Nov 27 1987 14:51 | 4 |
|
What's hard and pink in the morning ?
The Financial Times crossword.
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396.822 | (Times) crossword -> *?@! | BISTRO::WATSON | le blues - pourquoi singulier? | Fri Nov 27 1987 16:33 | 2 |
|
Or maybe %^&# would have been less offensive
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396.823 | *?@! -> Punctuation Marks | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Fri Nov 27 1987 17:34 | 6 |
|
8/10
And yes, the other phrase is more offensive (I can't bring myself to actually
type it)
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396.824 | punctuation marks --> ink stains | KAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLAN | | Fri Nov 27 1987 17:43 | 1 |
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396.825 | ink stains --> the Inkspots | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Fri Nov 27 1987 18:28 | 2 |
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396.826 | the Inkspots --> crooners | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Fri Nov 27 1987 20:27 | 1 |
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396.827 | crooners --> croutons | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Fri Nov 27 1987 22:34 | 1 |
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396.828 | croutons --> Caesar (salad) | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Sat Nov 28 1987 19:48 | 0 |
396.829 | Caesar (salad) -> Julius (vegetables) | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Sat Nov 28 1987 22:51 | 1 |
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396.830 | Julius ==> orange | RENKO::MASON | Explaining is not understanding | Sat Nov 28 1987 23:02 | 1 |
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396.831 | orange ==> orange you glad? | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sun Nov 29 1987 02:25 | 0 |
396.832 | orange you glad? --> The Man from Glad | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Sun Nov 29 1987 04:32 | 1 |
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396.833 | The Man from Glad --> Eurotunnel | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Nov 30 1987 07:28 | 2 |
|
-->The Man from La Mancha-->La Manche-->
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396.834 | Eurotunnel -> someday | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Scott Baio is the antichrist | Mon Nov 30 1987 08:07 | 0 |
396.835 | someday ---> chocolate | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Nov 30 1987 13:20 | 1 |
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396.836 | chocolate --> addiction | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Mon Nov 30 1987 14:59 | 1 |
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396.837 | addiction -> Harry | BISTRO::WATSON | le blues - pourquoi singulier? | Mon Nov 30 1987 15:55 | 4 |
|
in which you can look up some of these words...
:-)
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396.838 | Harry --> Tosis | AYOV18::ISMITH | Was (Not Was) | Mon Nov 30 1987 16:43 | 5 |
| A sort of Chinese bad breath?
Re. back somewhere, I have been away two weeks and I find about
160 new replys to this topic. Makes good lunchtime reading.
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396.839 | tosis --> to bro | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Mon Nov 30 1987 17:28 | 1 |
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396.840 | Tosis --> ToBleROne | ESDV02::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Mon Nov 30 1987 17:30 | 4 |
|
...another difficult one !
re. last few, very witty 8-}
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396.841 | Toblerone--->triangular | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Nov 30 1987 17:57 | 1 |
| Their chocolate bars are still triangular I hope.
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396.842 | triangular --> warning sign | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Mon Nov 30 1987 18:01 | 1 |
|
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396.843 | warning sign -> craving turnips | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Mon Nov 30 1987 18:23 | 1 |
| Old wives' tale # 443.2
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396.844 | craving turnips -> craving maniac | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Mon Nov 30 1987 18:53 | 2 |
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396.845 | craving maniac --> addict | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Nov 30 1987 19:04 | 1 |
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396.846 | addict --> edict | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Mon Nov 30 1987 20:17 | 1 |
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396.847 | edict --> Nantes | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Nov 30 1987 20:38 | 1 |
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396.848 | Nantes --> ninnies | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Mon Nov 30 1987 20:59 | 1 |
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396.849 | ninnies --> picka | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Nov 30 1987 21:19 | 1 |
| I believe the Gov. of Arizona took some flak for this one...
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396.850 | picka -> deli | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | Scott Baio is the antichrist | Mon Nov 30 1987 21:23 | 0 |
396.851 | deli --> fleur | HPSRAD::JMUNZER | | Mon Nov 30 1987 21:34 | 1 |
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396.852 | fleur --> five | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Mon Nov 30 1987 21:48 | 1 |
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396.853 | five -> take | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Mon Nov 30 1987 22:52 | 2 |
| Dave Brubeck at its best
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396.854 | take --> give | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Mon Nov 30 1987 23:58 | 1 |
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396.855 | give --> (at the) office | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Dec 01 1987 01:07 | 0 |
396.856 | office -> rocker | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Tue Dec 01 1987 01:23 | 5 |
|
as in "off his"...
(a few words back, shouldn't it have been: fleur -> flive?)
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396.857 | rocker --> perfecto | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Tue Dec 01 1987 02:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.858 | perfecto --> nobody's | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Tue Dec 01 1987 04:41 | 9 |
|
Re .856
>> (a few words back, shouldn't it have been: fleur -> flive?)
Yes, I thought of that, but I finally went with five.
Afterwards I thought of: fleur --> ceiling.
Dan
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396.859 | nobody's --> no knickers | ESDV02::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Tue Dec 01 1987 12:04 | 2 |
|
...apologies to easily-offended anti-sexists ;-)
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396.860 | no knickers ---> stoney broke | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 01 1987 12:19 | 5 |
| A 'knicker' is (was ?) slang for a pound note
in the U.K.
Just to raise the tone a bit or if you prefer
pull up the knickers.
Max
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396.861 | stoney broke --> "Stoney End" | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Tue Dec 01 1987 13:49 | 2 |
|
The song done by both Barbra Streisand and Linda Ronstadt.
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396.862 | "Stoney End --> lapidation | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 01 1987 14:32 | 1 |
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396.863 | lapidation - > D | BISTRO::WATSON | le blues - pourquoi singulier? | Tue Dec 01 1987 15:46 | 1 |
|
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396.864 | lapidation - > d -> unstoned | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 01 1987 16:44 | 1 |
| Or sober if you prefer
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396.865 | unstoned --> no turn | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Tue Dec 01 1987 16:55 | 0 |
396.866 | no turn --> U-turn | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Tue Dec 01 1987 17:19 | 1 |
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396.867 | U-turn => politician | HEART::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Tue Dec 01 1987 17:41 | 1 |
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396.868 | politician --> liar | RDGE28::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Dec 01 1987 17:57 | 2 |
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396.869 | liar --> strings | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 01 1987 18:45 | 1 |
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396.870 | liar --> Apollo | HARDY::KENAH | She's tall enough to be your mother. | Tue Dec 01 1987 18:49 | 4 |
|
Actually: liar -> lyre -> Apollo
andrew
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396.871 | strings (of) Apollo -> pipes of pan | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Tue Dec 01 1987 20:31 | 2 |
| combo time again
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396.872 | pipes of pan --> champagne glass | 38546::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Dec 01 1987 21:09 | 1 |
| -->flute-->
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396.873 | pipes of pan -> pandemonium | 49255::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 01 1987 21:11 | 1 |
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396.874 | pandemonium -> condominium | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Dec 01 1987 21:15 | 1 |
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396.875 | condominium --> drugstore | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Tue Dec 01 1987 21:38 | 1 |
|
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396.876 | | RDGE28::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Dec 01 1987 22:00 | 3 |
|
Remember pre-decimalisation ?
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396.877 | L.S.D --> lucre | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 01 1987 22:51 | 2 |
| Not necessarily filthy.
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396.878 | lucre -> over | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Tue Dec 01 1987 22:57 | 2 |
| ...as in "check'er out!"
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396.879 | over -> done | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Dec 01 1987 23:23 | 1 |
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396.880 | done -> to a turn | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Wed Dec 02 1987 00:32 | 1 |
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396.881 | to a turn -> oat | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Wed Dec 02 1987 00:44 | 0 |
396.882 | oat(s) --> wild sow | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Dec 02 1987 01:01 | 0 |
396.883 | wild sow -> wild boar | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 02 1987 01:05 | 1 |
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|
396.884 | wild boar --> crashing bore | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Dec 02 1987 01:23 | 1 |
| It was that or "pigs-in-a-blanket
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396.885 | crashing bore --> drunk driver | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Wed Dec 02 1987 02:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.886 | drunk driver -> SADD/MADD | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 02 1987 03:24 | 3 |
|
as in students against drunk drivers
and mothers against drunk drivers
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396.887 | SADD/MADD ==> Alfred E Neuman | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Wed Dec 02 1987 07:45 | 0 |
396.888 | Alfred E Neuman --> poiuyt | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Wed Dec 02 1987 11:05 | 5 |
|
"Poiuyt" was MAD's name for the "three-pronged widget".
If you're wondering how they derived the name, try typing it
on your keyboard.
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396.889 | poiuyt ---> indian | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 02 1987 12:33 | 1 |
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|
396.890 | indian --> reservation | AYOV18::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Wed Dec 02 1987 12:50 | 1 |
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|
396.891 | reservation --> doubt | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 02 1987 13:57 | 1 |
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396.892 | doubt --> Thomas | ESDV02::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Wed Dec 02 1987 14:33 | 9 |
| as in...
"doubting Thomas".
I used to suffer from indecision, but now I'm not so sure |-{
re: .875 ...or a vending machine ?
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396.893 | Thomas --> Hardy | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Dec 02 1987 14:50 | 2 |
|
|
396.894 | Hardy -> Softy | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Wed Dec 02 1987 14:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.895 | Softy --> creampuff | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 02 1987 16:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.896 | creampuff => vol-au-vent | HEART::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Wed Dec 02 1987 17:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.897 | vol-au-vent --> dyspepsia | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 02 1987 17:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.898 | dyspepsia --> dyscokea | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Dec 02 1987 17:59 | 0 |
396.899 | discokea --> the Real Thing | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Dec 02 1987 18:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.900 | the Real Thing --> fishing rod | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 02 1987 18:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.901 | fishing rod --> night line | AYOV18::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Wed Dec 02 1987 19:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.902 | night line --> Samaritans | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Dec 02 1987 19:07 | 2 |
|
|
396.903 | Samaritans --> Japanese pounds | ESDV02::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Wed Dec 02 1987 19:10 | 3 |
|
... think about it [-|
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396.904 | Japanese pounds -> Sumo wrestlers | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Wed Dec 02 1987 19:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.905 | Sumo wrestlers -> ginormous | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 02 1987 20:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.906 | ginormous -> doormouse | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 02 1987 20:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.907 | doormouse --> 10/6 | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Dec 02 1987 20:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.908 | 10/6 ---> hat | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 02 1987 21:03 | 2 |
| I've never got over Alice in Wonderland either:-)
Max
|
396.909 | hat --> mad | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Wed Dec 02 1987 21:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.910 | mad->mercury | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 02 1987 21:31 | 2 |
|
the stuff that made the hatters mad
|
396.911 | mercury -> radium | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Wed Dec 02 1987 22:33 | 2 |
| didn't she discover radium?
|
396.912 | radium --> Geiger counter | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Dec 02 1987 22:44 | 2 |
|
|
396.913 | Geiger (counter) --> violinist | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Dec 03 1987 00:42 | 1 |
396.914 | violinist --> roof | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Dec 03 1987 01:27 | 2 |
|
--> Fiddler -->
|
396.915 | roof --> olly | AYOV18::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Thu Dec 03 1987 02:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.916 | olly --> North | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Thu Dec 03 1987 03:27 | 1 |
| Re .-1: I like that personal name!
|
396.917 | north ->hitchcock | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Dec 03 1987 05:17 | 4 |
|
north by northwest
does it occur to you that these are getting rather obscure? :-)
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396.918 | Hitchcock --> marionettes | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Thu Dec 03 1987 10:33 | 1 |
| As in his television show's theme song.
|
396.919 | marionettes -> italian catches | BISTRO::WATSON | le blues - pourquoi singulier? | Thu Dec 03 1987 11:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.920 | italian catches-->Comma 22 | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Dec 03 1987 12:41 | 1 |
| This is the Italian title of "Catch 22" by Joseph Heller.
|
396.921 | | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Thu Dec 03 1987 13:17 | 4 |
| 22 (vingt-deux) is the traditional French slang expression
to use in emergency for informing your friends that the police
is coming !
|
396.922 | Voila' les flics --> grisbi | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Dec 03 1987 13:27 | 5 |
| Roger,
I hope you don't have to use it very often
otherwise we'll begin to wonder what sort
of friends you've got :-).
Max
|
396.923 | grisbi --> black bee | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Dec 03 1987 16:53 | 0 |
396.924 | grisbi-->blackbee | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Dec 03 1987 17:12 | 1 |
| Network partner exited as I was writing .
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396.925 | blackbee => bluebottle | HEART::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Thu Dec 03 1987 17:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.926 | blue bottle --> coke bottle | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Dec 03 1987 17:35 | 0 |
396.927 | coke bottle -> coal hod | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Thu Dec 03 1987 18:16 | 2 |
|
|
396.928 | coal hod --> wood easier | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Thu Dec 03 1987 18:19 | 0 |
396.929 | wood easier --> rocking chair | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Dec 03 1987 18:23 | 1 |
|
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396.930 | rocking chair --> squealing cat | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Dec 03 1987 18:25 | 2 |
|
Some cats have long tails...
|
396.931 | Squealing cat--> road pizza | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Thu Dec 03 1987 18:44 | 8 |
|
What happens to a cat that is not too quick crossing a busy road.
Sorry
|
396.932 | road pizza -> chef's choice | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Thu Dec 03 1987 19:06 | 6 |
| well, you wondered what happened to 'em afterwards, didn't you
doubly sorry
-Jody
|
396.933 | chef's choice --> soup in a basket | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Dec 03 1987 19:17 | 0 |
396.934 | soup in a basket --> soggy raffia | AYOV18::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Thu Dec 03 1987 19:44 | 1 |
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396.935 | soggy raffia --> dry mafia | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Dec 03 1987 20:40 | 1 |
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396.936 | dry maffia -> prohibition | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Thu Dec 03 1987 22:57 | 1 |
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396.937 | prohibition --> running | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Dec 03 1987 23:31 | 1 |
| as in guns or 'shine
|
396.938 | prohibition -> Constitution | ISTG::WARDEN | I got the 12-Bar Blues | Thu Dec 03 1987 23:41 | 5 |
| < Note 396.936 by GNUVAX::BOBBITT "a collie down isnt a collie beaten" >
-< dry maffia -> prohibition >-
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396.939 | running/constitution --> health | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Fri Dec 04 1987 00:19 | 7 |
| Let's combine:
-<prohibition --> running >-
-<prohibition --> constitution >-
|
396.940 | health ->wealth | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Dec 04 1987 00:55 | 1 |
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396.941 | wealth --> Scrooge | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Fri Dec 04 1987 04:30 | 1 |
|
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396.942 | Scrooge --> Marley | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Fri Dec 04 1987 12:17 | 1 |
|
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396.943 | Marley --> boo | ESDV02::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Fri Dec 04 1987 12:21 | 2 |
|
...de bum-bum (D & C, remember ?) !
|
396.944 | boo --> teak | AYOV18::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Fri Dec 04 1987 12:54 | 3 |
|
Actually, it's nice to come across a note clash. It sort of gives
you an extra challenge. 8^}
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396.945 | teak -> talk | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Fri Dec 04 1987 13:34 | 0 |
396.946 | talk --> um | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Fri Dec 04 1987 13:57 | 1 |
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396.947 | um --> brella | RDGE28::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Fri Dec 04 1987 15:03 | 2 |
|
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396.948 | brella --> Vampire | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Fri Dec 04 1987 15:26 | 3 |
| Vampire
< brella --> Lugosi --> vampire >
|
396.949 | Vampire -> Foundation | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Fri Dec 04 1987 16:04 | 2 |
| as in the trilogy (or is a fourlogy now?)
|
396.950 | Foundation --> Lostation | AYOV18::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Fri Dec 04 1987 16:24 | 1 |
|
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396.951 | Lostation --> plebian | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Fri Dec 04 1987 16:31 | 1 |
|
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396.952 | plebeian => patrician | HEART::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Fri Dec 04 1987 17:01 | 1 |
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396.953 | patrician --> pediatrician | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Fri Dec 04 1987 17:16 | 1 |
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396.954 | pediatrician --> intrepid CIA | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Fri Dec 04 1987 17:28 | 1 |
| If it is not a contradiction in terms.
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396.955 | intrepid CIA -> trepid non-CIA | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Fri Dec 04 1987 17:43 | 1 |
|
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396.956 | trepid non-CIA --> hot Mossad | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Dec 04 1987 18:04 | 0 |
396.957 | hot Mossad -->Moss Hart | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Fri Dec 04 1987 18:48 | 10 |
| For:
-<teak --> talk>-
I'd have put:
-<teak/talk --> clock>-
Hickory, dickory, and all that stuff...
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396.958 | Moss Hart -> Quid | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Fri Dec 04 1987 18:57 | 22 |
| To eschew obfuscation:
Moss -> Sterling
Hart -> doe -> dough -> cash
Sterling cash = quid (geddit?)
re:
> -<teak --> talk>-
> I'd have put:
> -<teak/talk --> clock>-
That's what I had in mind. Sometimes though ....
Sigh.
Steve
|
396.959 | Moss Hart --> Buck | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Fri Dec 04 1987 19:00 | 1 |
| Richard's brother.
|
396.960 | quid --> arts | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Fri Dec 04 1987 19:00 | 0 |
396.961 | Quid --> pro quo | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Fri Dec 04 1987 19:02 | 1 |
| You beat me to it Steve.
|
396.962 | pro quo -> Status Quo | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Fri Dec 04 1987 19:03 | 1 |
| Only just!
|
396.963 | Status Quo -> Quo Vadis ? | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Fri Dec 04 1987 19:29 | 0 |
396.964 | Quo Vadis -> Darth Vader | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Fri Dec 04 1987 21:53 | 2 |
|
|
396.965 | Darth Vader -> Skywalker | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Dec 04 1987 22:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.966 | Skywalker --> sleepwalker | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Fri Dec 04 1987 22:52 | 1 |
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396.967 | sleepwalker -> somnambulist | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Fri Dec 04 1987 23:34 | 1 |
|
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396.968 | sonambulist ->insomniac | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Dec 05 1987 01:02 | 1 |
|
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396.969 | insomniac -> inalotniac | ISTG::WARDEN | I got the 12-Bar blues | Sat Dec 05 1987 01:56 | 2 |
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396.970 | inalotniac --> Innuit | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Sat Dec 05 1987 10:51 | 6 |
| re:.949
Actually, it's neither a trilogy nor a tetralogy at this point,
but a pentalogy, with more undoubtedly on the way.
--- jerry
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396.971 | Innuit --> obviously! | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Mon Dec 07 1987 01:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.972 | obviously --> goes without saying | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Mon Dec 07 1987 14:48 | 2 |
|
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396.973 | goes without saying -> | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Mon Dec 07 1987 15:35 | 0 |
396.974 | -> What ? | SOPHIA::DORLHIAC | ToOmuCHNotEsmAKeSyOUshOrTSIghTeD | Mon Dec 07 1987 16:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.975 | goes without saying -> -> null response | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Mon Dec 07 1987 16:30 | 0 |
396.976 | null response --> NIL | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Mon Dec 07 1987 16:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.977 | NIL --> | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Mon Dec 07 1987 16:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.978 | --> invisible stalker | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Mon Dec 07 1987 17:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.979 | -> | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Mon Dec 07 1987 17:02 | 2 |
| The same, but much bigger.
|
396.980 | => What | HEART::KNOWLES | Interesting if true | Mon Dec 07 1987 17:40 | 1 |
| trying again
|
396.981 | What --> Black hole | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Mon Dec 07 1987 17:43 | 4 |
|
Perhaps ?
Trying to get us out of a hole :-)
|
396.982 | Black hole --> Toad-in-the pudding | ESDV02::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Mon Dec 07 1987 18:10 | 11 |
|
re. last few, that's given me a thought, how about "This page is
intentionally left blank" notes/replies ? You know, like a minute's
silence. What an amazing concept !
Didn't they have that on some juke-boxes, so you could "play" 3
minutes of silence in the pub/cafe ?
Maybe a "Solidarity in Silence" note (no chance for flaming :-) )
Cheers, Steve
|
396.983 | Toad-in-the pudding --> frog legs | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Dec 07 1987 18:14 | 0 |
396.984 | | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Mon Dec 07 1987 18:14 | 21 |
|
|
396.985 | frog legs --> toad stools | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Mon Dec 07 1987 18:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.986 | toad stools --> psilocybin | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Mon Dec 07 1987 18:43 | 0 |
396.987 | toad stools -> rabbit droppings | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Mon Dec 07 1987 18:43 | 2 |
|
|
396.988 | psilocybin + rabbit (droppings) -> Go Ask Alice | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Mon Dec 07 1987 19:16 | 3 |
| Jefferson Airplane's song White Rabbit...
|
396.989 | Go ask Alice --> Cheshire Cat | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Mon Dec 07 1987 19:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.990 | Cheshire Cat -> Smile | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Mon Dec 07 1987 19:33 | 1 |
| Has anyone seen a note with 1000 replies ?
|
396.991 | Smile --> :-) | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Mon Dec 07 1987 19:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.992 | :-) --> happy face | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Dec 07 1987 20:04 | 3 |
|
will this pass 1000 today?
|
396.993 | happy face --> clown | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Mon Dec 07 1987 20:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.994 | clown -> red nose | SOPHIA::DORLHIAC | ToOmuCHNotEsmAKeSyOUshOrTSIghTeD | Mon Dec 07 1987 21:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.995 | red nose -> alcohol | SOPHIA::DORLHIAC | ToOmuCHNotEsmAKeSyOUshOrTSIghTeD | Mon Dec 07 1987 21:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.996 | alcohol -> solvent | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Dec 07 1987 21:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.997 | solvent --> dissolve | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Mon Dec 07 1987 21:20 | 3 |
|
.997 --> The last prime number before 1,000. :^)
|
396.998 | dissolve --> Parliament | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Mon Dec 07 1987 22:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.999 | Parliament -> houses | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Dec 07 1987 22:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.1000 | house --> 1000 | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Mon Dec 07 1987 22:09 | 2 |
| (See note number)
Also, "in my father's house ..."
|
396.1001 | 1000 -> millennium | HARDY::KENAH | 37 - I beat Mozart! | Mon Dec 07 1987 22:42 | 0 |
396.1002 | 1000 -> 1001 dalmations | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Mon Dec 07 1987 22:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.1003 | 1001 dalmations --> = 1 Doberman Pinscher | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Mon Dec 07 1987 23:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.1004 | 1 Doberman Pinscher+millenium-->falcon | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Dec 07 1987 23:07 | 2 |
|
Something about hunting and rebels...
|
396.1005 | falcon --> sf (boscon--> sf) | ISTG::WARDEN | I got the 12-Bar blues | Mon Dec 07 1987 23:13 | 1 |
| for millenium i was going to use hudsonenium. oh well.
|
396.1006 | sf --> fantasy | JARETH::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Mon Dec 07 1987 23:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.1007 | fantasy -> sometimes a | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Scott Baio is the antichrist | Tue Dec 08 1987 00:07 | 2 |
|
A song by Billy Joel ...
|
396.1008 | sometimes a -> other times b | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Tue Dec 08 1987 00:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.1009 | other times b --> u tee full | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Dec 08 1987 00:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.1010 | u tee full --> I drive long | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Dec 08 1987 01:13 | 1 |
| Golf anyone?
|
396.1011 | I drive long --> Fore !!!! | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Dec 08 1987 01:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.1012 | Fore !!!! --> **** | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Dec 08 1987 01:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.1013 | **** --> sugar | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Tue Dec 08 1987 01:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.1014 | sugar --> pie honey | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Dec 08 1987 02:11 | 4 |
|
nit
it was only 100 and 1 dalmations not 1000 and 1 :-)
|
396.1015 | pie honey (sugar) -> shoofly | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Don't trust anyone under 30 | Tue Dec 08 1987 02:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.1016 | shoofly -> don't bother me | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Tue Dec 08 1987 05:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.1017 | don't bother me ->massa's gone away | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Dec 08 1987 07:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.1018 | massa's gone away -> mass b somewhere | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Dec 08 1987 11:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.1019 | mass b somewhere --> minn b somewhere else | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Tue Dec 08 1987 13:15 | 15 |
|
As in
"mass(achusetts) b(e) somewhere --> minn(esota) b(e) somewhere else"
re:.995
I would've said: "red nose --> reindeer"
('tis the season, after all.)
re:.1008
I would've said: "sometimes a --> great notion"
--- jerry
|
396.1020 | minn b somewhere else --> but not here | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Dec 08 1987 14:30 | 0 |
396.1021 | but not here -> burn the toe | BISTRO::WATSON | le blues - pourquoi singulier? | Tue Dec 08 1987 16:09 | 1 |
| There aren't enough anagrams in this stone life
|
396.1022 | burn the toe --> freeze the fingers | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Tue Dec 08 1987 17:11 | 0 |
396.1023 | Freeze the fingers -> Thunderball | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Dec 08 1987 17:21 | 2 |
|
Coldfingers :-)
|
396.1024 | Thunderball --> thundermug | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Tue Dec 08 1987 17:41 | 5 |
| On 1001, I'd have said:
-<1001 --> Nights>-
There was another Richard Burton than the ec-tor, y'know .... ;-)
|
396.1025 | thundermug --> storm in a tea cup | RDGE28::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Dec 08 1987 17:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.1026 | storm in a tea cup -> mountain out of a mole hill | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Dec 08 1987 18:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.1027 | storm in a tea cup -> Gail in a B cup | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Tue Dec 08 1987 18:35 | 1 |
| as in Gail (Storm) in a smaller bra.
|
396.1028 | | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Tue Dec 08 1987 18:44 | 10 |
| -<mountain out of a mole hill --
|
|
|
-<Gail in a B cup ----
|
|
|
--> Tetons [not Grand]>-
|
396.1029 | tetons -> crotons | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Dec 08 1987 19:00 | 3 |
|
Steve Kallis....that last one was very well done :-)
|
396.1030 | Grand Tetons -> HUGE Tracts of Land | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Tue Dec 08 1987 19:00 | 3 |
| from Monty Python & The Holy Grail
|
396.1031 | HUGE tracts of land --> Sahara | RDGE28::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Dec 08 1987 19:29 | 3 |
|
|
396.1032 | Sahara --> Forest | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Dec 08 1987 19:54 | 2 |
|
Where do you think Paul Bunyan came from?
|
396.1033 | FOREST --> TUCKER | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Dec 08 1987 20:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.1034 | Forest -> Tucker | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Scott Baio is the antichrist | Tue Dec 08 1987 20:19 | 0 |
396.1035 | Tucker -> ticker | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Scott Baio is the antichrist | Tue Dec 08 1987 20:20 | 1 |
| re .1033, .1034 I like the way you think!
|
396.1036 | ticker --> stock | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Dec 08 1987 20:37 | 2 |
|
We left 'crouton' to wither several replies back, BTW...
|
396.1037 | stock --> sand | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Dec 08 1987 20:47 | 1 |
| .... shares
|
396.1038 | crouton & sand --> stale bread | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Tue Dec 08 1987 20:50 | 0 |
396.1039 | stale bread --> slime molds | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Tue Dec 08 1987 21:07 | 0 |
396.1040 | slime mold -> Cafeteria | RICKS::PHIPPS | Digital Internal Use Only | Tue Dec 08 1987 21:24 | 5 |
|
re: We left 'crouton' to wither several replies back, BTW...
Fumbles do happen in football.
|
396.1041 | Cafeteria -> Zapeteria | SUPER::KENAH | 37 - I beat Mozart! | Tue Dec 08 1987 21:48 | 10 |
|
Shoes for Industry...
re: .back a few... I would have said:
-< sand -> box >-
and taken it full circle again...
andrew
|
396.1042 | Zapeteria --> Zippety-doo-dah | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Dec 08 1987 22:07 | 0 |
396.1043 | Zippedty-doo-dah -> stag line | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Tue Dec 08 1987 22:42 | 2 |
| ...in the men's room!
|
396.1044 | stag line --> dance [podnuh] | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Tue Dec 08 1987 23:32 | 5 |
|
Oh, it's obvious, but
it beats "grape vine."
|
396.1045 | dance --> box | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Dec 08 1987 23:49 | 3 |
| Did someone want to start over?
--> square -->
|
396.1046 | box -> No, I play golf. | ISTG::WARDEN | I got the 12-Bar blues | Tue Dec 08 1987 23:56 | 0 |
396.1047 | box --> er, shorts | RDGE28::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Dec 08 1987 23:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.1048 | (no I play) GOLF + short(s) -> Miniature Golf | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Wed Dec 09 1987 00:06 | 4 |
| well, it was worth a try
-Jody
|
396.1049 | miniature golf --> windmill | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Wed Dec 09 1987 00:26 | 0 |
396.1050 | miniature golf --> putt-putt | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Wed Dec 09 1987 00:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.1051 | | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Wed Dec 09 1987 00:30 | 9 |
|
-<putt-putt -------|
|
|
-<windmill ------|
|
|-----> helicopter>-
|
396.1052 | helicopter --> heliopad | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Dec 09 1987 00:35 | 3 |
| re: 1033 & 1034 - I think there's an echo, in here, in here!
|
396.1053 | heliopad -> heliotrophe | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 09 1987 02:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.1054 | heliotrophe -> jim | ISTG::WARDEN | I got the 12-Bar blues | Wed Dec 09 1987 02:36 | 4 |
| -< heliopad -> heliotrophe >-
heliotrophe -> thorpe -> jim
|
396.1055 | jim -> sonweed | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 09 1987 05:42 | 3 |
|
another kind of plant, like heliotrophe
|
396.1056 | sonweed --> Acapulco Gold | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Wed Dec 09 1987 10:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.1057 | Acapulco Gold --> pipedreams | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 09 1987 13:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.1058 | pipedreams --> bong | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Dec 09 1987 13:58 | 3 |
|
Spelling ?
|
396.1059 | bong --> WC | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 09 1987 15:07 | 1 |
| Bong -> Bing -> Crosby -> White Christmas
|
396.1060 | W(hite) C(hristmas) --> W(ater) C(loset) | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Wed Dec 09 1987 16:30 | 1 |
| --- jerry
|
396.1061 | water closet --> out of the closet | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Wed Dec 09 1987 17:03 | 0 |
396.1062 | Out of the closet --> bag o' bones | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 09 1987 17:13 | 5 |
| BTW my WC did stand for water closet.
Unfortunately I can't resist a bad joke.
Out of the closet --> skeleton in the cupboard ---> Bag
o' bones
|
396.1063 | bag o' bones --> hank o' hair | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Wed Dec 09 1987 17:38 | 1 |
| as in Kipling or someone ...
|
396.1064 | [hank] o'hair --> Chicago | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Dec 09 1987 17:50 | 0 |
396.1065 | Chicago --> Eggplant | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 09 1987 18:22 | 2 |
|
as in better watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago
|
396.1066 | Eggplant -> Chickweed | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Wed Dec 09 1987 18:31 | 2 |
|
|
396.1067 | Chick weed -> Man-drake root | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Wed Dec 09 1987 19:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.1068 | Man-drake [root] --> [the] Magician | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Wed Dec 09 1987 19:20 | 9 |
| Actually, I could go on for some time about Mandrakes. I grew some
once; they're a bit hard to cultivate and they're full of poison.
alternate:
-<Mandrake root --> Babe Root>-
as in, arguably the Greatest Baseball Player of All Time,
aka "The Sultan of Swat."
|
396.1069 | magician --> conjurer | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 09 1987 19:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.1070 | conjurer --> disappearing trick | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Dec 09 1987 20:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.1071 | disappearing trick --> disappointed hooker | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Wed Dec 09 1987 20:15 | 2 |
|
Sorry; couldn't resist ...
|
396.1072 | disappointed hooker -> unlucky fisherman | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 09 1987 20:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.1073 | unlucky fisherman --> angry angler | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 09 1987 20:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.1074 | angry angler --> happy circle | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Wed Dec 09 1987 20:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.1075 | happy circle -> carousel | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 09 1987 21:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.1076 | carousel -> painted ponys | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 09 1987 21:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.1077 | painted ponys -> Earth, Wind and Fire | RICKS::PHIPPS | Digital Internal Use Only | Wed Dec 09 1987 21:55 | 0 |
396.1078 | Earth, Wind & Fire --> Brick House | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Dec 09 1987 22:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.1079 | brick house --> Practical Pig | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Wed Dec 09 1987 22:33 | 5 |
| I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll ...
alternate:
-<Brick House --> stacked >-
|
396.1080 | Practical Pig -> Practically Pork | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Scott Baio is the antichrist | Wed Dec 09 1987 23:08 | 0 |
396.1081 | Practically Pork -> Pontificating Prognosticator | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Wed Dec 09 1987 23:16 | 3 |
|
...any longer and it wouldn't fit.
|
396.1082 | Pontificating Prognosticator --> Snooty Seer | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Wed Dec 09 1987 23:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.1083 | Snotty Seer --> Sooty Sneer | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Thu Dec 10 1987 00:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.1084 | [Snotty Seer->]Sooty Sneer->Malicious Medium | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Dec 10 1987 00:44 | 3 |
| re back a few:
Brick House was done by the Commodores, not EWF...
|
396.1085 | malicious medium -> happy medium | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Thu Dec 10 1987 00:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.1086 | happy medium --> comprimise | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Dec 10 1987 00:49 | 0 |
396.1087 | comprimise --> position | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Thu Dec 10 1987 01:18 | 5 |
| alternate:
-<compirmise --> bedroomize>-
as in "bedroom eyes."
|
396.1088 | position --> negation | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Thu Dec 10 1987 01:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.1089 | negation --> delegation | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Thu Dec 10 1987 02:40 | 0 |
396.1090 | delegation -->of authority | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Dec 10 1987 03:17 | 14 |
|
re brick house and EWF....you could say that bricks are made
by applying fire and wind to earth
and compromise -> position
compromise -> bedroomize
gives position----
|
bedroomize-|
|
----> missionary
|
396.1091 | of authority-->authoritarian | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Dec 10 1987 11:50 | 1 |
| A bit pedestrian but still.....
|
396.1092 | | SCOMAN::DAUGHAN | i worry about being neurotic | Thu Dec 10 1987 12:13 | 1 |
| -< authoritarian-->law >-
|
396.1093 | law -> justice | BISTRO::WATSON | le blues - pourquoi singulier? | Thu Dec 10 1987 13:09 | 2 |
| no I don't see the assocation either...
|
396.1094 | justice --> you wish | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Dec 10 1987 13:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.1095 | you wish --> upon a star | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Dec 10 1987 13:36 | 2 |
|
|
396.1096 | upon a star -< astral | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Dec 10 1987 15:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.1097 | astral --> Bum Orc | ESDV02::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Thu Dec 10 1987 16:05 | 4 |
|
Couldn't think of anything very seasonal.
Happy Christmas anyway, folks !
|
396.1098 | Bum Orc --> gutter goblin | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Thu Dec 10 1987 16:50 | 1 |
| the Middle Earth variety
|
396.1099 | gutter goblin --> skid row Halloween | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Dec 10 1987 17:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.1100 | skid [row] Halloween --> mashed pumpkin | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Dec 10 1987 17:46 | 1 |
| Happy 1100!
|
396.1101 | mashed pumpkin --> pumpkin pie | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Thu Dec 10 1987 18:01 | 8 |
|
A pumpkin pie is one of the more sublime experiences to the initiated.
Those who slop a dollop of whipped cream over it are like unto those
who would pour chocolate syrup over tuna salads or place Tabasco
sauce in milk.
Treat a pumpkin pie with the honor it deserves, and it will reward
you richly.
|
396.1102 | pumpkin pie -> Thanksgiving | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Dec 10 1987 18:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.1103 | Thanksgiving => grace | HEART::KNOWLES | | Thu Dec 10 1987 18:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.1104 | grace -> under pressure | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Thu Dec 10 1987 18:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.1105 | under pressure --> steam driven | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Dec 10 1987 19:16 | 0 |
396.1106 | steam driven -> hot babble | ISTG::WARDEN | A Play For Today | Thu Dec 10 1987 19:37 | 3 |
| steam driven -> steam drivel -> hot babble
|
396.1107 | steam driven -> seamy drivel | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Thu Dec 10 1987 19:39 | 2 |
|
|
396.1108 | hot babble+seamy drivel -> gossip | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Dec 10 1987 20:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.1109 | gossip --> enquiring minds want to know | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Dec 10 1987 21:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.1110 | enquiring minds want to know --> lies | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Dec 10 1987 21:27 | 0 |
396.1111 | lies --> statistics | CHIC::BELL | David Bell, Service Technology @VBO | Thu Dec 10 1987 21:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.1112 | statistics -> numbers | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Dec 10 1987 21:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.1113 | numbers -> strong drinks | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Thu Dec 10 1987 21:53 | 2 |
| (the b is silent)
|
396.1114 | strong drinks --> Strongheart | INK::KALLIS | Mars and Earth are worlds of one syllable. | Thu Dec 10 1987 22:36 | 2 |
|
A famous dog food of the 1950s.
|
396.1115 | Strongheart --> Richard I | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Dec 10 1987 23:05 | 2 |
|
Strongheart -> Lionheart ->
|
396.1116 | Richard I --> Henery the Eighth I | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Thu Dec 10 1987 23:23 | 1 |
| Herman's Hermits
|
396.1117 | Henery the Eighth I --> Anne Boelyn | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Dec 10 1987 23:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.1118 | Hen(e)ry the Eighth (I) -> Six-fingered Anne | SUPER::KENAH | Virgins with Rifles... | Thu Dec 10 1987 23:45 | 5 |
| Anne Boleyn (Anne of the Thousand Days) had six fingers on one hand.
No, that's not trivia, that's esoterica.
andrew
|
396.1119 | Anne Boleyn/Six-fingered Anne --> divorce | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Fri Dec 11 1987 00:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.1120 | Anne Boleyn --> My Fair Lady | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Fri Dec 11 1987 00:16 | 14 |
|
Actually, I have a association between Anne Boleyn being beheaded
and London Bridge falling down...
BTW, has anybody noticed the timestamp of these notes? The previous
timestamp is for 10-DEC-1987 20:44. I'm in Colorado, where the time
is 10-DEC-1987 13:19, where could it 2000 hours?
Terza
|
396.1121 | | SCOMAN::DAUGHAN | i worry about being neurotic | Fri Dec 11 1987 00:22 | 1 |
| -<divorce-->marriage >-
|
396.1122 | marriage -> two of a kind | CHIC::BELL | David Bell, Service Technology @VBO | Fri Dec 11 1987 00:33 | 5 |
|
Re . 1120
In Europe, where else ? The time stamp suits us perfectly !!
|
396.1123 | two of a kind --> pair | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Fri Dec 11 1987 00:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.1124 | pair --> shaped | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Fri Dec 11 1987 00:53 | 2 |
|
... as in "chairbound."
|
396.1125 | shaped --> well turned | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Dec 11 1987 01:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.1126 | well turned --> turned on a dime | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Fri Dec 11 1987 01:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.1127 | turned on a dime --> stops on a dime | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Fri Dec 11 1987 01:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.1128 | stops on a dime -> goes to bed | ISTG::WARDEN | A Play For Today | Fri Dec 11 1987 02:07 | 4 |
| stops on a dime -> tires -> goes to bed
|
396.1129 | goes to bed --> but doesn't sleep | ZFC::DERAMO | My very own personal name | Fri Dec 11 1987 03:14 | 0 |
396.1130 | but doesn't sleep --> new parent | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Fri Dec 11 1987 03:21 | 2 |
|
as I am learning ;-)
|
396.1131 | new parent --> Father Time | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Fri Dec 11 1987 03:54 | 4 |
|
I didn't know this conference was across the pond. The wonders of
networking...
|
396.1132 | | STRATA::DAUGHAN | i worry about being neurotic | Fri Dec 11 1987 03:59 | 1 |
| -<father time --> feeling old >-
|
396.1133 | feeling old --> feeling grovey | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Dec 11 1987 04:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.1134 | feeling groovy --> 59th Street | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Fri Dec 11 1987 10:10 | 2 |
|
... Bridge Song", of course.
|
396.1135 | 59th Street --> 79th Highlanders | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Fri Dec 11 1987 15:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.1136 | 79th Highlanders => 99 bottles of beer | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Fri Dec 11 1987 16:40 | 1 |
| 59, 79, 99
|
396.1137 | 99 bottles of beer --> boring bus rides | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Dec 11 1987 17:28 | 0 |
396.1138 | boring bus rides --> necking in the back | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Fri Dec 11 1987 17:48 | 0 |
396.1139 | necking in the back --> backing in the neck | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Fri Dec 11 1987 17:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.1140 | backing in the neck -> Firesign Theatre | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Don't trust anyone under 30 | Fri Dec 11 1987 18:15 | 3 |
| You can wait here in the sitting room or sit here in the waiting
room.
|
396.1141 | Firesign Theatre --> Emergency Exit | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Fri Dec 11 1987 18:27 | 2 |
|
|
396.1142 | Emergency Exit -> <ESC> | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Fri Dec 11 1987 18:31 | 1 |
| ASCII character #27.
|
396.1143 | <ESC> -> ape | BISTRO::WATSON | le blues - pourquoi singulier? | Fri Dec 11 1987 19:10 | 7 |
|
While I have the floor:
< Note 396.1138 by REGENT::EPSTEIN "Bruce Epstein" >
-< boring bus rides --> necking in the back >-
That's not very flattering to your neckee.
|
396.1144 | ape --> Tarzan | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Fri Dec 11 1987 19:33 | 14 |
| Re .1143:
> -< boring bus rides --> necking in the back >-
>That's not very flattering to your neckee.
Well I suppose
That depends upon how you define "boring" ...
:-D
Sorry 'bout that ...
|
396.1145 | Tarzan --> GItarzan | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Fri Dec 11 1987 19:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.1146 | Gitarzan -> Kitaro | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Fri Dec 11 1987 20:13 | 2 |
| as in natural music...
|
396.1147 | Kitaro -> Ozzie Osbourne | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Don't trust anyone under 30 | Fri Dec 11 1987 21:04 | 2 |
| As in unnatural music? (Both ends of the spectrum adequately
represented).
|
396.1148 | Ozzie Osbourne --> follow the yellow brick road | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Dec 11 1987 21:23 | 0 |
396.1149 | follow the yellow brick road --> Judy Garland | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Fri Dec 11 1987 21:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.1150 | Judy Garland -> Liza Minelli | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Fri Dec 11 1987 22:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.1151 | Judy Garland/Lisa Minelli --> Movies | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Fri Dec 11 1987 22:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.1152 | movies --> Edison Lighthouse | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Fri Dec 11 1987 23:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.1153 | Edison Lighthouse -> Eddystone Light | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Sat Dec 12 1987 00:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.1154 | [Eddystone] Light --> fantastic | ERASER::KALLIS | A collie down isn't a collie flower. | Sat Dec 12 1987 01:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.1155 | fantastic -> Mr. Clean | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Sat Dec 12 1987 02:22 | 2 |
| ...as in household cleansers.
|
396.1156 | Mr. Clean --> skinheads | ZFC::DERAMO | reply/noedit nl: | Sat Dec 12 1987 09:29 | 0 |
396.1157 | skinheads -> deadheads | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Don't trust anyone under 30 | Sat Dec 12 1987 18:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.1158 | deadheads --> touch of gray | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Sat Dec 12 1987 18:52 | 0 |
396.1159 | touch of gray --> silver tones | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Sat Dec 12 1987 21:24 | 0 |
396.1160 | silver tones => gall stones | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sat Dec 12 1987 23:15 | 0 |
396.1161 | gall stones -> y'all stoned? | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sun Dec 13 1987 02:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.1162 | y'all stoned? -> Everybody must get stoned. | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sun Dec 13 1987 02:25 | 0 |
396.1163 | everybody must get stoned->Bob Dilan? | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sun Dec 13 1987 07:19 | 2 |
|
|
396.1164 | Bob Dylan --> Thomas | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Mon Dec 14 1987 15:57 | 2 |
|
|
396.1165 | | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Mon Dec 14 1987 16:43 | 0 |
396.1166 | a Kempis -> University | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Mon Dec 14 1987 17:52 | 8 |
|
Re: 1158
Ahem...I beg your pardon.
Please explain: deadheads -> touch of gray
|
396.1167 | University --> Press | INK::KALLIS | Mars & Earth = worlds of one syllable | Mon Dec 14 1987 18:03 | 2 |
|
An obscure publishing house
|
396.1168 | Press --> to Play | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Mon Dec 14 1987 18:19 | 4 |
| Re .1165
Deadheads is the common name for those who follow the group
The Greatful Dead, and their most recent "hit" is Touch Of Gray.
|
396.1169 | to Play --> foreplay | ESDV02::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Mon Dec 14 1987 18:47 | 3 |
|
...I was going to do "to Play" --> "wlig" , but I thought that
was being a bit TOO clever :-)
|
396.1170 | foreplay -> aftplay | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Mon Dec 14 1987 19:42 | 3 |
| they don't call him the "first mate" fer nuthin...
|
396.1171 | aftplay -> aft gang aglay | SUPER::KENAH | Virgins with rifles... | Mon Dec 14 1987 20:26 | 0 |
396.1172 | aft gang aglay --> plans | INK::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Mon Dec 14 1987 20:35 | 2 |
|
Poor, timorous, cowerin' beastie!
|
396.1173 | aft gang aglay --> Of Mice and Men | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Dec 14 1987 20:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.1174 | Of Mice & Men --> Tell me about the rabbit, george | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Mon Dec 14 1987 20:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.1175 | Tell me about the rabbit, George --> Rag, Tag and Bobtail | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Mon Dec 14 1987 21:18 | 2 |
|
|
396.1176 | Rag, Tag and Bobtail --> Rabbit | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Dec 14 1987 21:33 | 2 |
|
as in Flopsey, Mopsey, Cottontail and Peter
|
396.1177 | rabbit --> playboy | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Tue Dec 15 1987 17:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.1178 | playboy --> of the Western World | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 15 1987 17:11 | 1 |
| Synge.
|
396.1179 | of the Western World --> John Wayne | ERASER::KALLIS | Remember how ephemeral is Earth. | Tue Dec 15 1987 18:14 | 2 |
|
as in _Stagecoach_, _She Wore a Yellow Ribbon_, _True Grit, ...
|
396.1180 | John Wayne -> The Duke | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Dec 15 1987 18:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.1181 | The Duke --> of Earl | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 15 1987 18:20 | 3 |
| I think it was the title of an otherwise eminently
forgettable rock tune ......eons ago.
|
396.1182 | (of) Earl --> y bird | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Dec 15 1987 19:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.1183 | y bird > T-bird | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Tue Dec 15 1987 19:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.1184 | T-Bird -> Finger | ISTG::WARDEN | A Play For Today | Tue Dec 15 1987 19:43 | 4 |
|
T-Bird -> Flip The Bird -> Finger
|
396.1185 | finger --> lickin' good | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Tue Dec 15 1987 19:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.1186 | Finger => fair cop | HEART::KNOWLES | The Bells made me deaf. That or Haig. | Tue Dec 15 1987 19:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.1187 | fair cop -> for a pic | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Dec 15 1987 20:14 | 0 |
396.1188 | (finger) lickin' good + for a pic -> picnic | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Tue Dec 15 1987 22:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.1189 | picnic --> pasture | TERZA::ZANE | Back to the Future... | Tue Dec 15 1987 22:56 | 0 |
396.1190 | pasture --> cow | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Tue Dec 15 1987 23:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.1191 | cow --> abunga! | ERASER::KALLIS | Puppeteers have real pull. | Tue Dec 15 1987 23:44 | 2 |
|
relating to "hang ten," etc. ...
|
396.1192 | cow->abunga->surf's up! | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 16 1987 00:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.1193 | surf's up! --> "Woodie" | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Wed Dec 16 1987 11:25 | 3 |
| Anyone remember those?
--- jerry
|
396.1194 | Woodie --> Manhattan | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Dec 16 1987 16:22 | 1 |
| As in "Allen"
|
396.1195 | Manhattan --> Transfer | ESDV02::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Wed Dec 16 1987 16:24 | 2 |
|
...obvious, perhaps, but I'm a fan !
|
396.1196 | Manhattan --> Stuyvesant | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 16 1987 16:25 | 1 |
| As in 'the man who bought M........'
|
396.1197 | transfer/stuyvesant -> Newsagent | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Wed Dec 16 1987 16:28 | 2 |
|
stamps and cigarettes
|
396.1198 | Transfer --> Two steps | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 16 1987 16:29 | 1 |
| Manhattan Transfer --> Dos Passos --> Twostep
|
396.1199 | | INK::KALLIS | Did anybody lose a shoggoth? | Wed Dec 16 1987 17:14 | 7 |
|
-<newsagent ----|
|
-<two steps ----|
|
|----> propagandist>-
|
396.1200 | propagandist --> progoddist | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Wed Dec 16 1987 17:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.1201 | progoddist --> televangelist | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Dec 16 1987 17:41 | 1 |
| What's a 'progoddist'? It's not in my AHD...
|
396.1202 | televangelist -> DONATE OR I'LL DIE! | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Wed Dec 16 1987 19:24 | 3 |
| give until it hurts!
|
396.1203 | Donate or I'll die --> Darling | SCRUFF::CONLIFFE | Better living through software | Wed Dec 16 1987 19:47 | 6 |
|
as in
Donate forsake me, oh my darling!!!!
|
396.1204 | Darling --> Wendy | ERASER::KALLIS | Anybody lose a shoggoth? | Wed Dec 16 1987 19:55 | 2 |
|
As the heroine of Peter Pan
|
396.1205 | Wendy --> Butterflies | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Dec 16 1987 19:59 | 2 |
|
Wendy Craig
|
396.1206 | Butterflies --> flutter by | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 16 1987 20:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.1207 | flutter by --> bat | ERASER::KALLIS | Anybody lose a shoggoth? | Wed Dec 16 1987 20:20 | 4 |
| Re .1206:
The original name of "butterfly" was "flutterby"; generations distorted
it.
|
396.1208 | bat --> belfry | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 16 1987 20:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.1209 | belfry -> hunchback | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 16 1987 20:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.1210 | Hunchback --> Ronald Reagan | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Dec 16 1987 21:08 | 1 |
| hunchback --> Notre Dame --> the Gipper
|
396.1211 | Ronald Reagan --> Four more years!!! | ZFC::DERAMO | Have you seen seventeen yellow pigs? | Wed Dec 16 1987 21:13 | 0 |
396.1212 | Four more years!!! --> leap year | TERZA::ZANE | Back to the Future... | Wed Dec 16 1987 21:38 | 2 |
|
What's a shoggoth?
|
396.1213 | leap year --> look before you leap | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Wed Dec 16 1987 22:08 | 1 |
| Re .1201 A proGODdist is the opposite of a proPAGANdist.
|
396.1214 | look before you leap -> cliche | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Wed Dec 16 1987 22:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.1215 | cliche --> maxim | INK::KALLIS | Anybody lose a shoggoth? | Wed Dec 16 1987 23:47 | 6 |
|
Re .1212:
A shoggoth is a rather nasty, semi-amorphous critter described vaguely
in H. P. Lovecraft's "At the Mountains of Madness." They tend not
to be housebroken, among other things.
|
396.1216 | maxim --> Folger's | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Dec 16 1987 23:57 | 1 |
| Coffee, that is
|
396.1217 | Folger's -> Holger | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Dec 17 1987 01:06 | 1 |
| the dane
|
396.1218 | Holger -> horses | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Thu Dec 17 1987 06:25 | 2 |
| as in "whoa...holdyer horses"
|
396.1219 | horses -> pony love | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Dec 17 1987 08:50 | 4 |
|
horses->warm, stable, loveable, smooth, friendly, big,
missing them...(from a person who had to give away her ponys)
sigh
|
396.1220 | pony love -> pool envy | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Thu Dec 17 1987 12:00 | 0 |
396.1221 | pool envy --> eight ball | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Thu Dec 17 1987 13:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.1222 | Eight ball --> De Luxe | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Thu Dec 17 1987 14:32 | 1 |
| By Bally.
|
396.1223 | De Luxe --> Dom Perignon | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Dec 17 1987 15:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.1224 | Dom Perignon --> Methuselah | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Dec 17 1987 15:38 | 2 |
|
|
396.1225 | Methuselah --> Rheumatism | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Thu Dec 17 1987 19:22 | 5 |
| Re De Luxe:
To motion picture types, that'd be:
-<De Luxe --> Color by >-
|
396.1226 | Methuselah -> Ronald Reagan | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a collie down isnt a collie beaten | Thu Dec 17 1987 22:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.1227 | Ronald Reagan-->Bonzo | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Thu Dec 17 1987 22:39 | 5 |
|
as in bedtime for...
|
396.1228 | rheumatism & Bonzo --> laboratory animals | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Dec 17 1987 22:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.1229 | laboratory animals --> grad students | INK::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Thu Dec 17 1987 23:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.1230 | grad students --> guinea pigs | TERZA::ZANE | Back to the Future... | Fri Dec 18 1987 01:01 | 0 |
396.1231 | | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Fri Dec 18 1987 01:29 | 2 |
|
|
396.1232 | | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Fri Dec 18 1987 02:01 | 1 |
396.1233 | Funny Money --> Paper ``Currency'' | ZFC::DERAMO | Seventeen is the most random number | Fri Dec 18 1987 03:32 | 0 |
396.1234 | Paper "currency" -Christmas wrapping paper | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Dec 18 1987 04:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.1235 | Christmas (wrapping paper) -> humbug | BISTRO::WATSON | le blues - pourquoi singulier? | Fri Dec 18 1987 16:56 | 4 |
| But really - merry christmas -> cheer -> crowd -> football
-> word association
Andrew.
|
396.1236 | humbug => gobstopper | HEART::KNOWLES | The Bells made me deaf. That or Haig. | Fri Dec 18 1987 16:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.1237 | gobstopper --> glass elevator | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Fri Dec 18 1987 17:36 | 0 |
396.1238 | glass elevator --> plastic escalator | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Fri Dec 18 1987 17:58 | 2 |
|
They're making _everything_ out of it, these days....
|
396.1239 | plastic escalator -> credit card -> inflation! | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Fri Dec 18 1987 18:08 | 2 |
|
|
396.1240 | credit card -> inflation -> fly now, pay later | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | easy as nailing jello to a tree... | Fri Dec 18 1987 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.1241 | fly now, pay later => fly-paper | HEART::KNOWLES | The Bells made me deaf. That or Haig. | Fri Dec 18 1987 21:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.1242 | fly-paper --> air castles | TERZA::ZANE | Back to the Future... | Fri Dec 18 1987 21:51 | 0 |
396.1243 | air castles -> spires | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | easy as nailing jello to a tree... | Fri Dec 18 1987 22:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.1244 | spires --> spies | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Fri Dec 18 1987 22:20 | 0 |
396.1245 | spies --> codes | INK::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Fri Dec 18 1987 22:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.1246 | codes -> ciphers | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | easy as nailing jello to a tree... | Sat Dec 19 1987 00:48 | 2 |
| or codes -> computers
(I have a code in my node)
|
396.1247 | ciphers -> apples | ZYMRGY::LAMBERT | Psst.. Hey buddy, wanna buy a BMW? | Sat Dec 19 1987 01:16 | 8 |
|
... as in "apple ciphers" :-)
(that is, "ciphers" == "ciders" - I know, I know... It's been a long Friday.)
(Will it ever stop? :-)
P.S. .-1, Love your personal name!
|
396.1248 | apples --> MicroVAX 2000s | INK::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Sat Dec 19 1987 01:22 | 2 |
| Well, we might as well keep the desktops in the family, shouldn't
we?
|
396.1249 | MicroVAX 2000 --> 2001: A Space Oddity | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Sat Dec 19 1987 01:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.1250 | 2001: A Space Oddity -> Throw out | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Going to be a dental floss tycoon | Sat Dec 19 1987 02:16 | 4 |
| The only line I remember from the MAD spoof: In space you can't
throw up, you can only throw out". (or something like that)
PS, yes another vote of appreciation for Steve Kallis's new personal name
|
396.1251 | throw out --> shoulder | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Sat Dec 19 1987 12:27 | 3 |
| As in "I threw out my shoulder".
--- jerry
|
396.1252 | shoulder --> door | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Sun Dec 20 1987 00:39 | 2 |
|
As in "I shoulder the door".
|
396.1253 | door -> Aimie | CHIC::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Sun Dec 20 1987 01:35 | 2 |
|
With apologies to the Tonic Sofa.
|
396.1254 | Aimie -> Toothpastie | LEZAH::BOBBITT | easy as nailing jello to a tree... | Sun Dec 20 1987 09:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.1255 | Toothpastie --> Gumdrops | TERZA::ZANE | Back to the Future... | Sun Dec 20 1987 10:36 | 0 |
396.1256 | gumdrops --> gingerbreadhouses | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sun Dec 20 1987 19:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.1257 | gingerbreadhouses -> Hansel and Gretel | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Gonna be a dental floss tycoon | Mon Dec 21 1987 04:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.1258 | Hansel and Gretel -> Grimm | BISTRO::WATSON | Watch out! You might get what you're after | Mon Dec 21 1987 14:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.1259 | Grimm --> baleful brothers ? | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Dec 21 1987 16:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.1260 | baleful brothers --> Twisted Sister(s) | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Mon Dec 21 1987 17:28 | 0 |
396.1261 | Twisted Sister --> Gore | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Dec 21 1987 17:44 | 1 |
| as in Tipper...
|
396.1262 | Gore -> Matador | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Mon Dec 21 1987 18:10 | 2 |
|
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396.1263 | Gore -> Zappa | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Gonna be a dental floss tycoon | Mon Dec 21 1987 18:14 | 1 |
| Another participant at the PMRC hearings
|
396.1264 | Zappa --> hoe | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Dec 21 1987 18:21 | 1 |
| That's what it means in Italian.
|
396.1265 | hoe --> Arappa | AYOV27::ISMITH | Living with a swiss cheese and rented children | Mon Dec 21 1987 18:43 | 1 |
|
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396.1266 | Arappa --> A knocka | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Mon Dec 21 1987 19:05 | 4 |
| I would've made it -<Grimm --> Death>-
Anybody who can't see the connection hasn't read the Grimm Bro's
fairy tales. How apt the name.
|
396.1267 | A knocka --> assymetrical | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Dec 21 1987 19:36 | 1 |
| They usually come in pairs :-)
|
396.1268 | assymetrical -> lacking equilibrium | LEZAH::BOBBITT | easy as nailing jello to a tree... | Mon Dec 21 1987 20:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.1269 | lacking equilibrium --> sh!t-faced drunk | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Mon Dec 21 1987 20:16 | 0 |
396.1270 | Sh*t-faced drunk -> merry | CALIFE::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Mon Dec 21 1987 20:20 | 2 |
|
Pray, temper your exuberance with a modicum of restraint!
|
396.1271 | (God rest ye) merry -> Gentlemen | FYRCAT::NOBLE | | Mon Dec 21 1987 20:34 | 2 |
|
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396.1272 | Gentlemen --> Start Your Engines | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Mon Dec 21 1987 20:37 | 2 |
|
Vroom!
|
396.1273 | Start Your Engines --> Take a cold shower | 38464::DERAMO | reply/noedit nl: ! Then enter title | Tue Dec 22 1987 03:28 | 0 |
396.1274 | take a cold shower -> kids home from school! | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Dec 22 1987 07:15 | 2 |
|
as I have learned from experience
|
396.1275 | kids home from school --> Christmas | AYOV27::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Tue Dec 22 1987 11:34 | 1 |
|
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396.1276 | Christmas --> politician | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 22 1987 11:54 | 3 |
| Christmas-->cracker-->barrel-->politician.
Gloom....Gloom....Gloom :-)
|
396.1277 | politician --> liar | 42770::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Dec 22 1987 13:22 | 2 |
|
Or have we had that before ?
|
396.1278 | liar -> repetition | 52393::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Dec 22 1987 13:42 | 3 |
|
Yes, you entered it as 396.868, and the reply that time was strings.
|
396.1279 | repetition-->loop | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 22 1987 13:57 | 1 |
|
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396.1280 | loop <-- loop | AYOV18::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Tue Dec 22 1987 14:13 | 1 |
|
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396.1281 | (loop <--loop) --> aerial acrobatics | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 22 1987 14:49 | 1 |
|
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396.1282 | aerial acrobatics --> Immelmann | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Tue Dec 22 1987 16:07 | 1 |
| --- jerry
|
396.1283 | Immelman --> turn | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 22 1987 17:12 | 1 |
| I think he was famous for his.
|
396.1284 | turn => <ctrl/z> | HEART::KNOWLES | The Bells made me deaf. That or Haig. | Tue Dec 22 1987 17:18 | 1 |
|
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396.1285 | <cntl/z> --> KAOS/z | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Dec 22 1987 17:37 | 1 |
| Anyone remember _Get Smart_?
|
396.1286 | KOAS/z -> Ask Oz | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Dec 22 1987 17:44 | 0 |
396.1287 | ask oz-->ask harriett | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Tue Dec 22 1987 17:56 | 7 |
|
50's TV
|
396.1288 | ask Harriet --> go ask Alice | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Tue Dec 22 1987 18:07 | 18 |
| Re .1287:
>50's TV
40's radio
Nostalgia alert: _The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet was well
established in the 1940s; they were originally sponsored by 1847
Rogers Silverplate (a silverware company) and their home's address
(in an unspecified community) was 1847 Rogers Road. (Talk about
subtlety. )
Re: loop:
I'd have been tempted to make it:
-<loop --> Chicago>-
|
396.1289 | go ask Alice -> 3/5's of a mile in 10 seconds | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Gonna be a dental floss tycoon | Tue Dec 22 1987 18:24 | 1 |
| Courtesy of Surrealistic Pillow, one of my top ten albums
|
396.1290 | 3/5 mile in ten seconds --> 216 mph | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Dec 22 1987 18:36 | 0 |
396.1291 | go ask Alice -> go to Helen Hunt for it! | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Tue Dec 22 1987 18:40 | 2 |
|
|
396.1292 | go to Helen Hunt for it --> snowball | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 22 1987 18:47 | 1 |
| Not much chance!
|
396.1293 | | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Tue Dec 22 1987 18:48 | 10 |
|
-< 216 mph ----|
|
|
|
-<go to Helen Hunt for it! --|
|
|
---> Hunt fast!>-
|
396.1294 | Hunt fast --> grep | AYOV18::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Tue Dec 22 1987 18:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.1295 | Hunt fast/snowball --> warm winter | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Dec 22 1987 19:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.1296 | | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Tue Dec 22 1987 19:39 | 9 |
| -<Grep ---|
|
|
|
-< warm winter --|
|
|
---> grippe>-
|
396.1297 | grippe --> chimney | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 22 1987 20:08 | 1 |
| grippe -> flu -> flue -> chimney
|
396.1298 | chimney --> up in smoke | TERZA::ZANE | Back to the Future... | Tue Dec 22 1987 20:44 | 0 |
396.1299 | up in smoke --> ephemeral | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 22 1987 21:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.1300 | ephemeral --> hemorrhoid | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Dec 22 1987 21:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.1301 | hemorrhoid --> TV ads | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Tue Dec 22 1987 21:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.1302 | TV ads --> organic fertilizer | ZFC::DERAMO | Frustrated personal name composer | Tue Dec 22 1987 21:52 | 0 |
396.1303 | organic fertilizer --> manure | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Dec 22 1987 22:28 | 2 |
|
I refused to put sh*t :-)
|
396.1304 | The Horse <- manure | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Tue Dec 22 1987 22:58 | 3 |
| She was known by the equestrian.
|
396.1305 | The Horse -> 's mouth | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 23 1987 00:08 | 2 |
|
or I could have done ponys again
|
396.1306 | 's mouth --> 'sblood! | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Wed Dec 23 1987 00:36 | 2 |
|
Marry, sir! And forsooth!
|
396.1307 | 'sblood -> 'struth | HARDY::KENAH | In gentle pursuit... | Wed Dec 23 1987 01:02 | 0 |
396.1308 | ('s) truth -> (s)tables | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Gonna be a dental floss tycoon | Wed Dec 23 1987 01:11 | 2 |
|
Must be where logic designers keep their horses :-)
|
396.1309 | (s)tables -> log tables | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 23 1987 02:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.1310 | log tables --> taiga | TERZA::ZANE | Back to the Future... | Wed Dec 23 1987 08:00 | 3 |
|
log tables --> forested flatlands --> taiga
|
396.1311 | taiga -> tundra | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 23 1987 09:32 | 2 |
|
one of the ecological vegetation zones
|
396.1312 | tundra --> tapioca | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Wed Dec 23 1987 10:39 | 4 |
|
Anyone remember the song "Tapioca Tundra" by the Monkees?
--- jerry
|
396.1313 | tapioca -> Perestroika | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Wed Dec 23 1987 11:41 | 0 |
396.1314 | Perestroika --> hairy coat | AYOV27::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Wed Dec 23 1987 12:52 | 10 |
|
-< Perestroika --> Afghanistan --> hairy coat >-
I was just thinking about replys like this one. Should we allow
ourselves to put in what are in effect several replies at once,
or should we exercise restraint, and allow at least one other noter
to reply before continuing?
|
396.1315 | hairy coat --> fur balls | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Wed Dec 23 1987 13:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.1316 | fur balls --> rugby balls | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Dec 23 1987 15:07 | 0 |
396.1317 | rugby balls --> tennis dances | AYOV18::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Wed Dec 23 1987 15:37 | 1 |
|
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396.1318 | tennis dances --> steeplechasing jumps | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Dec 23 1987 16:07 | 1 |
|
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396.1319 | steeplechasing jumps --> foxhunting sucks | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Wed Dec 23 1987 16:34 | 1 |
|
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396.1320 | foxhunting sucks => Glacier Mints | HEART::KNOWLES | The Bells made me deaf. That or Haig. | Wed Dec 23 1987 17:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.1321 | Glacier mints -> Cold Hard Cash | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Wed Dec 23 1987 17:55 | 11 |
|
Re: < Note 396.1316 by FOOT::BOOTH "Deliberately Eclectic Character" >
-< fur balls --> rugby balls >-
Reminds me of the bumper sticker which proclaimed:
"You have to have leather balls to play rugby."
|
396.1322 | Glacier Mints --> Denver Mint | INK::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Wed Dec 23 1987 17:57 | 3 |
| re Multiple answers:
Yes, we should show restraint.
|
396.1323 | Denver Mint -> Colorado candy | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 23 1987 19:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.1324 | Colorado candy --> Rocky Mountain oysters | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | The Dread Pirate Roberts | Wed Dec 23 1987 19:23 | 1 |
| --- jerry
|
396.1325 | Rocky Mountain oysters --> Miami Dolphins | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Wed Dec 23 1987 19:41 | 3 |
|
John J
|
396.1326 | Miami Dolphins --> Sea World | INK::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Wed Dec 23 1987 19:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.1327 | Sea World -> Orcas | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 23 1987 20:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.1328 | Orcas --> Nuke the Whales! | ZFC::DERAMO | Frustrated personal name composer | Wed Dec 23 1987 21:19 | 0 |
396.1329 | Nuke the Whales --> Wales is a Nuclear Free Zone | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Dec 23 1987 21:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.1330 | ...Nuclear...Zone -> MX - when you care enough to send the very | LEZAH::BOBBITT | easy as nailing jello to a tree... | Wed Dec 23 1987 22:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.1331 | MX --> Rx | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Wed Dec 23 1987 22:26 | 4 |
|
Pretty strong medicine
|
396.1332 | Rx --> Medic | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Wed Dec 23 1987 22:32 | 6 |
|
Puhleez!
Don't say that old Richard Boone show, before he discovered Paladin....
|
396.1333 | Rx -> complex | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 23 1987 22:34 | 2 |
|
as in Oedipus Rex
|
396.1334 | Medic, Complex --> Ben Casey | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Dec 23 1987 22:48 | 4 |
| RE Multiple answers:
I think they represent intuitive leaps. They may be more fun if
they're not fully explained :^)
|
396.1335 | (Ben) Casey--> Mudville | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Thu Dec 24 1987 00:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.1336 | Mudville --> Peyton Place | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Thu Dec 24 1987 00:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.1337 | Peyton Place --> Mia Farrow | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Dec 24 1987 01:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.1338 | Mia Farrow --> bone marrow | ZFC::DERAMO | Well, it rhymed! | Thu Dec 24 1987 02:17 | 0 |
396.1339 | bone marrow -> Chernobyl | LOV::LASHER | Working... | Thu Dec 24 1987 03:26 | 0 |
396.1340 | Chernobyl => meltdown! | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Dec 24 1987 06:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.1341 | meltdown! --> grilled cheese | TERZA::ZANE | Back to the Future... | Thu Dec 24 1987 06:46 | 0 |
396.1342 | grilled cheese --> Welsh rarebit | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Dec 24 1987 15:52 | 0 |
396.1343 | Welsh rarebit -> Gentlemen's relish! | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Thu Dec 24 1987 16:18 | 0 |
396.1344 | Gentlemern('s) relish --> redheads | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Thu Dec 24 1987 18:27 | 3 |
| As in...
"Gentlemen prefer blondes."
|
396.1345 | readheads -> woodpeckers | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Dec 24 1987 18:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.1346 | woodpeckers => cider | HEART::KNOWLES | The Bells made me deaf. That or Haig. | Thu Dec 24 1987 19:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.1347 | cider --> Hallowe'en | INK::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Thu Dec 24 1987 20:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.1348 | Hallowe'en --> lions & tigers & bears | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Thu Dec 24 1987 21:22 | 0 |
396.1349 | lions & tigers & bears --> three-ringed circus | TERZA::ZANE | Back to the Future... | Thu Dec 24 1987 21:45 | 0 |
396.1350 | three-ringed circus --> Ballentine blast | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Thu Dec 24 1987 23:23 | 9 |
| Gee! For -<lions & tigers & bears -->
I'd have had either
--> oh, my!>-
or
--> football teams>-
|
396.1351 | Ballentine blast --> 10-minute head | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Dec 24 1987 23:45 | 6 |
|
Yes, I know, that was Rheingold's old advertising slogan, but all
those cheap NY beers tasted the same.
BTW, there is no 'tigers' football team, only 'Bengals'. So, I
would have done <lions & tigers & bears --> 2 Detroits and a Chicago>.
|
396.1352 | 10-minute head --> 5-minute foot | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Thu Dec 24 1987 23:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.1353 | 5-minute foot --> 4-minute mile | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Dec 24 1987 23:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.1354 | 4-minute mile --> 3-minute egg | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Fri Dec 25 1987 19:11 | 0 |
396.1355 | 3 minute egg --> 2 minute warning | NAC::CANTOR | Dave C. | Fri Dec 25 1987 22:35 | 0 |
396.1356 | 2 minute warning -> systems shut down | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Dec 26 1987 01:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.1357 | systems shut down -- > go home | TERZA::ZANE | Back to the Future... | Sun Dec 27 1987 09:48 | 0 |
396.1358 | go home --> we don't want to play with you | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Sun Dec 27 1987 18:34 | 0 |
396.1359 | we don't want to play with you -> ugly duckling | BISTRO::WATSON | Watch out! You might get what you're after | Mon Dec 28 1987 16:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.1360 | ugly duckling --> grotesque gosling | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Dec 28 1987 16:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.1361 | grotesque gosling --> horrible goose | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Mon Dec 28 1987 16:53 | 2 |
|
Well, if it's an inch off center ... :-)
|
396.1362 | horrible goose --> terrible turkey | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Mon Dec 28 1987 17:24 | 0 |
396.1363 | terrible turkey --> sick at Christmas time | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Dec 28 1987 17:43 | 2 |
|
Hope no one was...
|
396.1364 | sick at Christmas --> No well | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Dec 28 1987 18:03 | 1 |
| I know the pun is ghastly but I couldn't resist it.
|
396.1365 | No well --> have to get water from the stream | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Mon Dec 28 1987 18:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.1366 | have to get water from the stream -> cold&wet! | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Dec 28 1987 18:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.1367 | cold&wet! --> and refreshing, too | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Mon Dec 28 1987 19:13 | 0 |
396.1368 | cold&wet -> and refreshing, too --> dog's nose | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Dec 28 1987 19:22 | 2 |
| A "dog's nose" in Victorian London was a glass of beer with
a measure of gin poured into it! Uggh!
|
396.1369 | dog's nose -> healthy dog | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Dec 28 1987 20:05 | 2 |
|
a cold wet dog's nose is a sign of a healthy dog
|
396.1370 | healthy dog --> deathly hog | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Dec 28 1987 20:13 | 1 |
| Probably the after effects of copious Christmas libations.
|
396.1371 | deathly hog --> dangerous motorcycle | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Mon Dec 28 1987 20:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.1372 | dangerous motorcycle --> Evel Kneivel | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Mon Dec 28 1987 20:56 | 0 |
396.1373 | evel kneivel-->broken bones | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Mon Dec 28 1987 22:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.1374 | broken bones -> emergency room | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Dec 28 1987 22:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.1375 | emergency room --> emerging unscathed | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Mon Dec 28 1987 23:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.1376 | emerging uscathed --> fireproof | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Dec 29 1987 00:17 | 3 |
|
--> home safe -->
|
396.1377 | fireproof --> asbestos | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Dec 29 1987 00:34 | 0 |
396.1378 | asbestos --> breathe the fresh air! | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Tue Dec 29 1987 01:46 | 0 |
396.1379 | fresh air -> quicksilver messenger service | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Gonna be a dental floss tycoon | Tue Dec 29 1987 01:49 | 1 |
| Have another hit...
|
396.1380 | quicksilver ms serv -> mercury thermometer | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Dec 29 1987 05:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.1381 | mercury thermometer --> Hot Hermes | TERZA::ZANE | Back to the Future... | Tue Dec 29 1987 09:29 | 0 |
396.1382 | Hot Hermes --> Cold Aphrodite | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Tue Dec 29 1987 20:41 | 4 |
|
As in the saying, "Cold hands, warm heart."
Or is that "Cold nose, healthy puppy."?
|
396.1383 | Cold Aphrodite --> Venus Rising | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Dec 29 1987 20:45 | 0 |
396.1384 | Venus Rising --> falling star | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Tue Dec 29 1987 20:48 | 0 |
396.1385 | falling star -> make a wish | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Dec 29 1987 21:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.1386 | falling star --> astral descendance | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 29 1987 21:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.1387 | make a wish --> bone pulling | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Tue Dec 29 1987 21:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.1388 | bone pulling -> osteopath | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 29 1987 21:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.1389 | osteopath --> osteocranial | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Tue Dec 29 1987 21:45 | 0 |
396.1390 | osteopath --> Gadzooks ! | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Dec 29 1987 21:48 | 3 |
| osteopath --> poets oath --> Gadzooks!
An a Guid N'erday tae yuz awl !
|
396.1391 | osteocranial --> Hitler | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Tue Dec 29 1987 21:53 | 2 |
| oesteocranial - Austrian Criminal - Hitler
|
396.1392 | Gadzooks! --> Godzilla | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Tue Dec 29 1987 21:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.1393 | Gadzooks ! -> Holy Homonyms, Batman ! | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Judge Wapner is the antichrist | Tue Dec 29 1987 21:54 | 0 |
396.1394 | Holy Homonyms , Batman --> Christopher , Robin | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Tue Dec 29 1987 21:57 | 7 |
|
This is terrible .
Which word association-football do you pick when ther's more than
one for the same word association football
John J
|
396.1395 | | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Tue Dec 29 1987 22:00 | 10 |
| astral descendance ---\
|
Hitler ---------------|
|
Godzilla -------------|
|
Christopher, Robin ---|
|
\-- Mutant WWII Spacebears Attack New York,
Part IV
|
396.1396 | Muutant Spacebears --> Monsters of the Midway | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Dec 29 1987 22:40 | 1 |
| Huh?
|
396.1397 | monsters of the midway -> roller coasters | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Dec 29 1987 22:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.1398 | roller coasters --> skating drinks | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Tue Dec 29 1987 23:22 | 2 |
|
If the coasters have rollers, the drinks will not stay put easily.
|
396.1399 | skating drinks --> spilled milk | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Dec 29 1987 23:30 | 2 |
|
If drinks insist on skating about, they will probably spill.
|
396.1400 | skating drinks --> pink elephants | TERZA::ZANE | Back to the Future... | Tue Dec 29 1987 23:31 | 4 |
|
If my drinks are skating, then maybe I've had a little too much!
|
396.1401 | | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Dec 29 1987 23:48 | 2 |
| If anyone can figure this one out, they're better than I am at
deciphering my thoughts!
|
396.1402 | Nestle's Quik --> hot chocolate | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Wed Dec 30 1987 00:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.1403 | hot chocolate -> warm fire | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 30 1987 02:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.1404 | warm fire -> vampire (or vampyre) | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Gonna be a dental floss tycoon | Wed Dec 30 1987 02:16 | 2 |
|
looks sorta the same if you squint
|
396.1405 | vampire =---> vamp | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Dec 30 1987 02:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.1406 | vamp --> piano | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Wed Dec 30 1987 02:44 | 0 |
396.1407 | piano -> softly | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 30 1987 02:51 | 2 |
|
the meaning of the word in Italian
|
396.1408 | softly --> tread lightly | TERZA::ZANE | Back to the Future... | Wed Dec 30 1987 09:29 | 0 |
396.1409 | tread lightly -> Homemade wine | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Wed Dec 30 1987 13:22 | 0 |
396.1410 | Homemade wine --> crybaby | ESDV02::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Wed Dec 30 1987 13:46 | 7 |
|
re .1395 Beautifully recovered, STAR::HUBER !
I thought we would never make it out of that
dive !!
re multiple answers: Whatever turns you on ...
one at a time's enough for me ;-)
|
396.1411 | crybaby --> McEnroe | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Wed Dec 30 1987 15:05 | 6 |
|
Another dive ?
John J
|
396.1412 | McEnroe --> Bic | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Wed Dec 30 1987 17:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.1413 | Bic --> Dispensable | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Wed Dec 30 1987 17:39 | 7 |
|
-< McEnroe --> Dispensable >-
Works aswell
John J
|
396.1414 | Bic-->flick | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Wed Dec 30 1987 17:50 | 6 |
|
As in "Flick my Bic"
|
396.1415 | dispensible, flick --> throwaway society | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Dec 30 1987 17:51 | 0 |
396.1416 | throwaway society --> planned obsolescence | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Dec 30 1987 17:54 | 0 |
396.1417 | planned obsolescence --> unplanned permanance | INK::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Wed Dec 30 1987 18:11 | 1 |
|
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396.1418 | unplanned permanance --> unmanned appliance | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Wed Dec 30 1987 18:24 | 1 |
|
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396.1419 | unmanned appliance --> unhand me pliers | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Wed Dec 30 1987 18:53 | 4 |
| ?
John J
|
396.1420 | unhand me pliers -> home repair project | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Dec 30 1987 19:20 | 2 |
|
what are fnords?
|
396.1421 | unhand me pliers -> leggo my eggo | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Judge Wapner is the antichrist | Wed Dec 30 1987 19:26 | 0 |
396.1422 | leggo my eggo -> pancake house | LEZAH::BOBBITT | easy as nailing jello to a tree... | Wed Dec 30 1987 20:25 | 1 |
| lego my eggo?
|
396.1423 | pancake house, home repair project --> bad cook | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Dec 30 1987 20:33 | 0 |
396.1424 | bad cook --> too many cooks | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Wed Dec 30 1987 20:40 | 1 |
|
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396.1425 | too many cooks --> spoil the child | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Wed Dec 30 1987 21:26 | 0 |
396.1426 | spoil the child --> grandparent | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Dec 30 1987 22:44 | 1 |
|
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396.1427 | Grandparents --> photographs | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Wed Dec 30 1987 23:31 | 2 |
|
As in "Let me show you pictures of our little ...."
|
396.1428 | photographs --> and memories | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Dec 31 1987 00:10 | 1 |
| Jim Croce
|
396.1429 | and memories --> of daze gone buy | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Dec 31 1987 00:58 | 19 |
| re .1420:
I was wondering when someone fnord would ask about the fnord missing
word in fnord my personal name...
To clarify, a writer by the name of Robert Anton Wilson has written
a number of books putting fnord forward what is in essence a conspiracy
theory. One way in which the people who really run the world control
all us mindless idiots is fnord through training (at a very early age,
of course) to have extreme fnord negative reactions to the word "<>"
(well most of you can't see it, can you?). The word is then fnord
sprinkled throughout all print fnord media, to instill appropriate
responses fnord to issues of interest. A select fnord few have
been able to break fnord this programming. Wilson's books are usually
found in the science fnord fiction section of bookstores.
It has nothing whatsoever fnord to do with dead fnord parrots, however.
>M
|
396.1430 | of daze gone buy --> buy-buy! | TERZA::ZANE | Back to the Future... | Thu Dec 31 1987 01:11 | 0 |
396.1431 | buy-buy --> born to shop | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Thu Dec 31 1987 01:37 | 1 |
|
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396.1432 | buy-buy! -> Filene's Basement | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Gonna be a dental floss tycoon | Thu Dec 31 1987 01:38 | 0 |
396.1433 | Filene's Basement --> Dollar Days | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Thu Dec 31 1987 06:37 | 0 |
396.1434 | dollar days -> scented nights!!! | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Dec 31 1987 07:57 | 1 |
|
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396.1435 | scented (k)nights --> Launcelot | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Thu Dec 31 1987 17:05 | 0 |
396.1436 | Lancelot, born to shop --> women | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Dec 31 1987 17:31 | 0 |
396.1437 | women --> (won't touch this one with a 10-foot pole) | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Dec 31 1987 17:37 | 0 |
396.1438 | (...10-foot pole) --> olympics | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Dec 31 1987 17:45 | 1 |
|
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396.1439 | (won't touch this one with a 10-foot pole) -- copout | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Thu Dec 31 1987 17:48 | 2 |
|
Ahh, to have a 10-foot pole....
|
396.1440 | | DELNI::PITARD | Erma's a cyko!!! | Thu Dec 31 1987 18:42 | 5 |
|
I couldn't resist. :^)
|
396.1441 | robberin --> slobbering | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Thu Dec 31 1987 21:00 | 0 |
396.1442 | slobbering, olympics --> spitting contest | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Dec 31 1987 22:18 | 0 |
396.1443 | spitting contest --> chewin' tobacco | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Thu Dec 31 1987 22:41 | 1 |
|
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396.1444 | chewin' tobacco --> baseball managers | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Fri Jan 01 1988 00:03 | 1 |
| P.S. Happy New Year, all!
|
396.1445 | baseball managers --> Pete Rose | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Fri Jan 01 1988 01:59 | 0 |
396.1446 | Pete Rose --> Vin Rose | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sat Jan 02 1988 08:41 | 0 |
396.1447 | vin rose -> fruit of the vine | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sun Jan 03 1988 00:10 | 1 |
|
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396.1448 | fruit of the vine --> fruit of the loom | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sun Jan 03 1988 04:14 | 0 |
396.1449 | fruit of the loom -> grapes of wrath | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Judge Wapner is the antichrist | Mon Jan 04 1988 00:01 | 0 |
396.1450 | grapes of wrath --> seeds of temptation | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Jan 04 1988 00:58 | 6 |
| I know, I should've done
--> dustbowl
or
--> Steinbeck
or something else equally obvious...
|
396.1451 | seeds of temptation --> Johnny Appleseed | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Mon Jan 04 1988 05:33 | 0 |
396.1452 | Johnny Appleseed -> John Chapman | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jan 04 1988 06:52 | 1 |
|
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396.1453 | John Chapman --> Suzie "Chapstick" | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Mon Jan 04 1988 07:40 | 0 |
396.1454 | Suzie Chapstick -> skiing | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Judge Wapner is the antichrist | Mon Jan 04 1988 08:04 | 0 |
396.1455 | skiing --> grassing | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Mon Jan 04 1988 12:06 | 5 |
|
There ain't no snow in Europe !
John J
|
396.1456 | grassing --> informing | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Jan 04 1988 12:25 | 1 |
| A "grass" is U.K. slang for a police informer.
|
396.1457 | informing -> teaching | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jan 04 1988 17:22 | 1 |
|
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396.1458 | teaching --> I Ching | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Jan 04 1988 17:56 | 0 |
396.1459 | I Ching --> You Chang | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Mon Jan 04 1988 18:15 | 0 |
396.1460 | You Chang -> Any cough? | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Mon Jan 04 1988 18:34 | 0 |
396.1461 | any cough? --> any pulse? | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Mon Jan 04 1988 18:47 | 4 |
|
Could have had:
-<You Chang --> He, She, or It Chang>-
|
396.1462 | any pulse? -> DOA | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Scott Baio is the antichrist | Mon Jan 04 1988 18:55 | 0 |
396.1463 | DOA -> DWI | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jan 04 1988 19:33 | 5 |
|
yuch, let's make this more cheerful
Bonnie
|
396.1464 | DWI --> No drinking while diving | INK::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Mon Jan 04 1988 19:48 | 2 |
|
The end of a great spectator sport! :-D
|
396.1465 | No drinking while diving -> It adulerates liquor! | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Jan 04 1988 20:09 | 1 |
|
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396.1466 | ...drinking/diving...-> you shouldn't drink and bake | LEZAH::BOBBITT | easy as nailing jello to a tree... | Mon Jan 04 1988 20:13 | 1 |
| a line from the terminator...
|
396.1467 | you shouldn't drink and bake --> Shake 'n Bake | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Mon Jan 04 1988 20:35 | 1 |
|
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396.1468 | shake 'n bake --> rock 'n roll | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Mon Jan 04 1988 21:15 | 1 |
|
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396.1469 | Shake 'n Bake --> Fake 'n Quake | TERZA::ZANE | Back to the Future... | Mon Jan 04 1988 21:35 | 0 |
396.1470 | | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Mon Jan 04 1988 21:43 | 7 |
| shake 'n bake --> rock 'n roll
--> fake 'n quake
--> Duck, Dodge & Hyde
remember, you stooge fans?
Shake 'n Bake - the combined sequel to _Earthquake_ and _Towering Inferno_.
|
396.1471 | | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Jan 04 1988 21:50 | 0 |
396.1472 | | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Mon Jan 04 1988 22:08 | 1 |
|
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396.1473 | Interstellar Hyde & go Shriek --> star games | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Mon Jan 04 1988 22:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.1474 | star games --> Hollywood Squares | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Mon Jan 04 1988 23:44 | 1 |
|
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396.1475 | hollywood squares -> tic-tack-toe | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 05 1988 00:31 | 1 |
|
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396.1476 | tic-tack-toe --> box | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Jan 05 1988 01:03 | 2 |
|
back to square one ... sorry
|
396.1477 | box --> pug | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Jan 05 1988 01:10 | 0 |
396.1478 | pug --> pekinese | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Jan 05 1988 01:45 | 1 |
|
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396.1479 | pekinese -> peak-in-those | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 05 1988 01:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.1480 | peek-in-those -> peeping tom | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | There is no antichrist | Tue Jan 05 1988 06:07 | 0 |
396.1481 | peeping tom --> Lady Godiva | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Jan 05 1988 11:46 | 1 |
| The more interesting participant:-).
|
396.1482 | Lady Godiva --> Streaker | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Tue Jan 05 1988 14:18 | 1 |
|
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396.1483 | streaker --> accelerated exposure ? | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Jan 05 1988 15:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.1484 | accelerated exposure->high wind chill factor | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 05 1988 16:06 | 1 |
|
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396.1485 | high wind chill factor -> revealed in shock horror probe | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Jan 05 1988 16:32 | 1 |
| < Note 396.1484 by YAZOO::B_REINKE "where the sidewalk ends" >
|
396.1486 | | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Jan 05 1988 17:37 | 0 |
396.1487 | exposed in expose' --> tautology | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Jan 05 1988 17:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.1488 | tautology --> slackology | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Tue Jan 05 1988 18:26 | 2 |
|
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396.1489 | slackology -> science of coal heaps | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Jan 05 1988 18:38 | 0 |
396.1491 | science of coal heaps --> black magic | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Tue Jan 05 1988 18:45 | 0 |
396.1492 | black magic --> milk tray | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Tue Jan 05 1988 19:08 | 1 |
|
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396.1493 | milk tray -> cheese plate | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 05 1988 19:09 | 1 |
|
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396.1494 | cheese plate -> Orange Bowl | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Jan 05 1988 19:17 | 2 |
|
Better Bonnie?
|
396.1495 | Orange bowl --> blow | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Tue Jan 05 1988 19:23 | 4 |
| orange - arrange ...........
John J
|
396.1496 | blow --> hard | INK::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Tue Jan 05 1988 19:47 | 1 |
|
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396.1497 | hard --> bawht | AYOV18::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Tue Jan 05 1988 19:56 | 0 |
396.1498 | bawht --> sold | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Tue Jan 05 1988 20:52 | 1 |
|
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396.1499 | sold --> auctioneer | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Tue Jan 05 1988 21:17 | 0 |
396.1500 | auctioneer -> engineer | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 05 1988 21:40 | 3 |
|
yes :-) , Bonnie
|
396.1501 | engineer --> finnagle | INK::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Tue Jan 05 1988 22:06 | 2 |
|
well, often one does...
|
396.1502 | finnagle --> Finnagan | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Jan 05 1988 22:13 | 1 |
|
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396.1503 | Finnagan -> $HIBER | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Gonna be a dental floss tycoon | Wed Jan 06 1988 02:02 | 1 |
|
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396.1504 | $HIBER -> $WAKE | VISA::BLAKE | Enjoy TODAY | Wed Jan 06 1988 02:44 | 1 |
|
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396.1505 | $WAKE --> swap out | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Wed Jan 06 1988 04:48 | 0 |
396.1506 | sawp out --> paws | AYOV27::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Wed Jan 06 1988 15:44 | 1 |
|
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396.1507 | paws -> forethought | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Wed Jan 06 1988 16:03 | 0 |
396.1508 | forethought --> hindsight | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Wed Jan 06 1988 16:19 | 0 |
396.1509 | hindsight --> 20/20 | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Jan 06 1988 17:32 | 0 |
396.1510 | 20/20 => bifocals | HEART::KNOWLES | The Bells made me deaf. That or Haig. | Wed Jan 06 1988 17:45 | 1 |
|
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396.1511 | bifocals -> over forty | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jan 06 1988 18:09 | 1 |
|
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396.1512 | over 40 --> South 40 | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Wed Jan 06 1988 19:20 | 3 |
|
"Over 40" would be a rather large spread for a family farm, but
for an agribusiness....
|
396.1513 | over 40, South 40 -> gone to seed | LOV::LASHER | Working... | Wed Jan 06 1988 22:19 | 1 |
|
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396.1514 | gone to seed --> wrack and ruin | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Wed Jan 06 1988 23:35 | 0 |
396.1515 | wrack and ruin --> Procrustes | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Jan 07 1988 00:54 | 1 |
| I'm not tired enough to sleep in his bed...
|
396.1516 | Procrustes --> proscuitto | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Thu Jan 07 1988 01:27 | 1 |
|
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396.1517 | prosciutto --> brut | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Jan 07 1988 11:58 | 1 |
| Prosciutto literally means extra-dry from the verb prosciugare.
|
396.1518 | brut --> Henry Cooper | AYOV27::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Thu Jan 07 1988 12:12 | 1 |
|
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396.1519 | (Henry) Cooper -> barrel | BISTRO::WATSON | Watch out! You might get what you're after | Thu Jan 07 1988 12:54 | 1 |
|
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396.1520 | barrel --> beer | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Thu Jan 07 1988 14:08 | 4 |
| Bit of a giveaway
John J
|
396.1521 | beer --> apiarist ? | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Jan 07 1988 15:04 | 1 |
|
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396.1522 | apiarist --> apiarankle | AYOV27::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Thu Jan 07 1988 15:10 | 2 |
|
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396.1523 | apiarankle --> accurankle | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Thu Jan 07 1988 15:53 | 1 |
|
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396.1524 | accurankle --> a clue crank | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Jan 07 1988 16:25 | 1 |
| Fanatical reader of detective stories ???
|
396.1525 | a clue crank --> leave no stone unturned | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Jan 07 1988 17:34 | 0 |
396.1526 | leave no stone unturned->leave no tern unstoned | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jan 07 1988 17:38 | 1 |
|
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396.1527 | leave no tern unstoned --> alcoholic avians ? | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Jan 07 1988 18:01 | 1 |
|
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396.1528 | alcoholic avians --> loose as a goose | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Jan 07 1988 18:13 | 0 |
396.1529 | loose as a goose --> tight as a wad | INK::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Thu Jan 07 1988 18:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.1530 | tight as a wad --> miserly newt ? | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Jan 07 1988 19:40 | 1 |
|
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396.1531 | miserly newt ? --> penny penching salamander? | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Thu Jan 07 1988 21:47 | 0 |
396.1532 | miserly newt -> "She turned me into a newt!" | LEZAH::BOBBITT | easy as nailing jello to a tree... | Thu Jan 07 1988 21:51 | 9 |
| ...well...I got better"
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
leave no stone unturned (original)
leave no tern unstoned (alcoholic avians)
leave no stern untoned (masseuse' credo)
|
396.1533 | ...newt --> ,fig | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Thu Jan 07 1988 22:01 | 1 |
|
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396.1534 | fig, salamander --> pregnant | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Jan 07 1988 23:38 | 0 |
396.1535 | pregnant --> pause | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Fri Jan 08 1988 00:56 | 7 |
|
The pause that refreshes. :-)
For those who are too young, that was an old slogan for Coca-Cola.
|
396.1536 | pause --> meaningful silence | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Fri Jan 08 1988 01:12 | 0 |
396.1537 | meaningful silence --> If a tree falls in the woods ... | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Fri Jan 08 1988 03:24 | 0 |
396.1538 | If a tree falls in the woods --> Timberrrrr! | VISA::BLAKE | Enjoy TODAY | Fri Jan 08 1988 13:28 | 1 |
|
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396.1539 | If a tree falls in the woods -> TIMBER!!! | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Fri Jan 08 1988 13:30 | 1 |
|
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396.1540 | Timberrr!! --> Lumberjack | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Fri Jan 08 1988 13:33 | 1 |
| Just beat me to it so I try again.
|
396.1541 | Lumberjack --> Eugene | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Fri Jan 08 1988 13:52 | 24 |
|
Careful with that axe ,
John J
|
396.1542 | Eugene --> Me Tarzan! | AYOV27::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Fri Jan 08 1988 14:33 | 1 |
|
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396.1543 | Me Tarzan! -> Welsh Cottage | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Fri Jan 08 1988 15:01 | 2 |
|
Me Tarzan -> Meta rzan (arson) -> real fire -> Welsh cottage
|
396.1544 | Welsh cottage --> Red Rum | AYOV27::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Fri Jan 08 1988 16:27 | 1 |
| Difficult one, this....
|
396.1545 | Welsh cottage,Red rum --> Scotch Whisky | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Fri Jan 08 1988 17:17 | 1 |
|
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396.1546 | Scotch Whisky --> 12 | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Jan 08 1988 17:36 | 2 |
|
Was 1976 a good year for scotch?
|
396.1547 | 12 --> Midnight | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Fri Jan 08 1988 18:18 | 11 |
|
Actually, my associations, if unfettered would be:
-< 12 --> Midnight>-
-<Midnight --> Captain>-
-< Captain [Midnight] --> Ovaltine>-
-<Ovaltine --> Nostalgia>-
etc.
|
396.1548 | Midnight -> strikes again! | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jan 08 1988 19:28 | 4 |
|
a cat we had that used to prowl the house when everyone was
sleeping and jump on people
Bonnie
|
396.1549 | strikes again! --> Britain | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Fri Jan 08 1988 19:31 | 22 |
|
I just couldn't resist
John J
|
396.1550 | Britain -> bitten | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Pick a card, any card | Fri Jan 08 1988 20:03 | 0 |
396.1551 | bitten --> baby bat | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Fri Jan 08 1988 20:50 | 2 |
|
Courtesy of Ogden Nash
|
396.1552 | baby bat -> baby ball | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jan 08 1988 21:02 | 1 |
|
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396.1553 | baby ball => gonad | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Fri Jan 08 1988 21:28 | 4 |
| A bit rude, but they just canned my 3rd project in a row so
the gloves are off.
b
|
396.1554 | baby ball --> beach (ball) | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Fri Jan 08 1988 21:39 | 0 |
396.1555 | gonad -> soprano | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Pick a card, any card | Fri Jan 08 1988 21:46 | 0 |
396.1556 | soprano+beach(ball) --> Strauss | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Jan 08 1988 22:35 | 6 |
| Numerous possibilities:
1. soprano+beach -- Richard Straus wrote _Ariadne auf Naxos_,
where Naxos is an island with a beach.
2. soprano+ball -- Johann Strauss, Jr., the waltz king, also
wrote an operetta or three.
|
396.1557 | STRAUSS --> Ich Liebe Dich | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Fri Jan 08 1988 22:48 | 1 |
|
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396.1558 | ich liebe di(t)ch -> mind in the gutter | LEZAH::BOBBITT | easy as nailing jello to a tree... | Fri Jan 08 1988 23:04 | 1 |
|
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396.1559 | mind in the gutter --> recto-cranial inversion | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Fri Jan 08 1988 23:54 | 3 |
|
sorry
|
396.1560 | recto-cranial inversion --> optical rectalysis | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sat Jan 09 1988 03:20 | 0 |
396.1561 | optical rectalysis -> fiberoptics | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Jan 09 1988 08:04 | 1 |
|
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396.1562 | fiberoptics -> not me | BAXTA::GRAZIANO_ROC | Chief of the Dallas Police | Sun Jan 10 1988 01:49 | 6 |
|
fiberoptics -> optical nerve -> frayed nerves -> frayed knot -> not me
give us a break, my first try at this.... :-)
|
396.1563 | not me --> I don't know | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Sun Jan 10 1988 01:58 | 1 |
| "Children! Who made this mess?"
|
396.1564 | I don't know -> who asked?? | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sun Jan 10 1988 05:36 | 7 |
|
hey peoples...do you think tha maye the football game has
taken over joyoflex and that the other topics are suffering
maybe we should do some exploring of other topics occasionally
:-)
|
396.1565 | who asked? --> Who cares. | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sun Jan 10 1988 08:28 | 0 |
396.1566 | Who cares. --> Ladies of the night. | AYOV27::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Sun Jan 10 1988 20:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.1567 | Ladies of the night -> Men of the cloth | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Pick a card, any card | Sun Jan 10 1988 22:42 | 0 |
396.1568 | Men of the cloth --> Jack of all trades | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Sun Jan 10 1988 22:58 | 0 |
396.1569 | Jack of all trades --> Jack in the box | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Mon Jan 11 1988 04:52 | 0 |
396.1570 | Jack in the box -> Taco Bell | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | This is the Redskins' year! | Mon Jan 11 1988 07:54 | 0 |
396.1571 | Taco Bell => Pacific Bell | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Mon Jan 11 1988 08:59 | 0 |
396.1572 | Pacific bell -> medal | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Mon Jan 11 1988 12:09 | 2 |
|
Pacific Bell -> War gong -> medal
|
396.1573 | medal --> interfere | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Mon Jan 11 1988 12:26 | 8 |
|
I know , I know . It's not spelt that way , so what you gonna do
about it !?! :^)
John J
|
396.1574 | interfer(e) --> on | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Jan 11 1988 17:53 | 1 |
| Whatever happened to this alleged cancer treatment?
|
396.1575 | on --> omotopoeia | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Mon Jan 11 1988 18:11 | 5 |
| Re "baby ball":
I'd have made that --
-<baby ball --> tot's cotillion>-
|
396.1576 | omotopoeia => moto-cross | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Mon Jan 11 1988 19:23 | 1 |
| You say tomato and I say tomoto ;-)
|
396.1577 | moto-cross -> water-cress | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Silicon ~ Graffiti | Mon Jan 11 1988 19:35 | 4 |
| for lady-of-the-evening -> man-of-the-cloth ->
I'da put "Crimes of Passion" (bizarre movie)
|
396.1578 | water-cress --> sewer carts | AYOV27::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Mon Jan 11 1988 20:11 | 16 |
|
+-----------------------+
+---------------------+ |
+------------------------------+
+-----------------------------+ |
+-------------------------+ | | |
||||| || | | |
water-cress sewer carts
||||| | | | | |
+-----------------------+ | |
+------------------------+ |
+------------------+ |
+--------------+ |
+-----------------------+
(I think).
|
396.1579 | sewer carts -> crew stares | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Mon Jan 11 1988 20:30 | 2 |
| No diagram for this one. But do they make any sense to anyone?
|
396.1580 | crew stares -> offshore ogles | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Silicon ~ Graffiti | Mon Jan 11 1988 20:36 | 4 |
| yes they make sense...but I tried to do a few more and almost got
away with "R.W. Tesseract"...but not enough t's...
when I return to the previously scheduled method...
|
396.1581 | offshore ogles => he forges fools | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Mon Jan 11 1988 20:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.1582 | he forges fools --> nine bob note | RDGE28::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Mon Jan 11 1988 21:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.1583 | he forges fools --> on the hill | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | Can you feel it , Luke ? | Mon Jan 11 1988 21:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.1584 | on the hill --> under the stars | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Mon Jan 11 1988 21:25 | 0 |
396.1585 | under the stars --> over the rainbow | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Mon Jan 11 1988 21:39 | 0 |
396.1586 | over the rainbow -> flying bluebirds | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jan 11 1988 21:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.1587 | nine bob note, flying bluebirds --> Blue Bob, not happiness | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Mon Jan 11 1988 22:17 | 0 |
396.1588 | Blue bob, not happiness --> obscure pseudo-saw | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Mon Jan 11 1988 22:23 | 5 |
|
Let's make up our minds whether we're doing word association or
anagrams.
Mayhap there ought be an anagram note.
|
396.1589 | obscure pseudo-saw->esoteric implement | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Silicon ~ Graffiti | Tue Jan 12 1988 00:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.1590 | esoteric implement->torture chamber! | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 12 1988 00:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.1591 | torture chamber --> Torquemada | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Tue Jan 12 1988 01:53 | 5 |
| I read in yesterday's (UK) Sunday Times that Torquemada was a wronged
man. Apparently his guidelines for torture were quite mild - it
was his successors that really gave the Inquisition its bad name.
Guidelines for torture???
|
396.1592 | toruemada => twisted sister | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 12 1988 05:16 | 2 |
|
torque...maida
|
396.1593 | Twisted Sister => Iron Maiden | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Jan 12 1988 10:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.1594 | Iron Maiden --> Pain in the chest | AYOV27::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Tue Jan 12 1988 12:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.1595 | Pain in the chest --> coronary | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Jan 12 1988 13:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.1596 | coronary --> Quincy | AKOV11::BOYAJIAN | Lyra RA 18h 28m 37s D 31d 49m | Tue Jan 12 1988 14:45 | 6 |
| Via "coroner".
--- jerry
(No, I didn't read all of the 250 replies entered since I went on
vacation 2 weeks ago. :-))
|
396.1597 | Quincy --> Jones | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Tue Jan 12 1988 14:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.1598 | Jones >> sausage | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Tue Jan 12 1988 16:52 | 2 |
|
|
396.1599 | sausage --> laws | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Tue Jan 12 1988 17:20 | 0 |
396.1600 | laws --> in & out | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Jan 12 1988 17:28 | 0 |
396.1601 | in & out --> a clockwork orange | MTBLUE::GRAZIANO_ROC | Chief of the Dallas Police | Tue Jan 12 1988 17:32 | 3 |
|
alex would understand
|
396.1602 | a clockwork orange --> gag reflex | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Jan 12 1988 17:42 | 1 |
| Re: Red Rum, about one week back - did anyone see "The Shining"?
|
396.1603 | gag reflex => punch-line | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Tue Jan 12 1988 17:58 | 4 |
| I've got nothing against anagrams; jumbling up letters is a way
of associating one word with another, isn't it?
b
|
396.1604 | punch-line --> cocktail range | AYOV27::ISMITH | Recursion (n.): See RECURSION. | Tue Jan 12 1988 18:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.1605 | cocktail range --> small grill | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Tue Jan 12 1988 18:48 | 2 |
|
You know -- the kind built into a bar ...
|
396.1606 | small grill -> bacon double cheezy Whoppa | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Jan 12 1988 19:01 | 1 |
| ..........with everything on it.
|
396.1607 | bacon double cheezy Whoppa -> death in styrofoam | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Silicon ~ Graffiti | Tue Jan 12 1988 19:17 | 3 |
| I'da done "small grill -> little bo peep"
|
396.1608 | GAG REFLEX -> JONES CRUSHER | SONATA::LANGE | GALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy it | Tue Jan 12 1988 19:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.1609 | death in styrofoam --> plastic coffin [Tupperware?] | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Tue Jan 12 1988 19:43 | 2 |
|
.1608 doesn't follow .1607
|
396.1610 | Plastic coffin >> Funeral | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Tue Jan 12 1988 21:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.1611 | Funeral --> Real Fun | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Tue Jan 12 1988 21:13 | 1 |
| an anagram
|
396.1612 | Real Fun --> Flea Run | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Jan 12 1988 21:41 | 2 |
|
YAA...
|
396.1613 | flea run -> mangey dog | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 12 1988 21:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.1614 | mangey dog --> Lassie | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Tue Jan 12 1988 22:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.1615 | Lassie --> come home | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Jan 12 1988 22:23 | 1 |
| Avoiding all the other temptations :-)
|
396.1616 | come home => To Jamaica | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Jan 12 1988 23:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.1617 | (come home) To Jamaica --> It's Better in the Bahamas | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Jan 12 1988 23:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.1618 | It's Better in the Bahamas --> Voodoo? | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Tue Jan 12 1988 23:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.1619 | VooDoo => Hypnosis | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Jan 13 1988 00:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.1620 | Hypnosis -> Sibling w/out a hip | SONATA::LANGE | GALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy it | Wed Jan 13 1988 00:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.1621 | Sibling w/out a hip >> hip check | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Wed Jan 13 1988 00:30 | 2 |
|
|
396.1622 | hip check -> blocker | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jan 13 1988 01:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.1623 | blocker -> beta | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Scream real LOUD! | Wed Jan 13 1988 05:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.1624 | beta -> alpha | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jan 13 1988 05:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.1625 | alpha --> brainwaves | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Wed Jan 13 1988 09:51 | 0 |
396.1626 | brainwaves --> ideas | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Wed Jan 13 1988 12:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.1627 | ideas -> aside | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Wed Jan 13 1988 12:39 | 0 |
396.1628 | aside -> issue | BISTRO::WATSON | always showtime, here at the edge of the stage | Wed Jan 13 1988 12:56 | 6 |
| Yes, the anagram is one of the methods of word association.
If we want to start calling fouls, I'd point to the people who are
associating phrases, rather than single words.
Andrew Watson ( -> Anna Grammar)
|
396.1629 | issue --> controversy | AYOV29::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Wed Jan 13 1988 13:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.1630 | controversy --> no, it isn't | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Jan 13 1988 15:21 | 2 |
|
|
396.1631 | no, it isn't -> moot point | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jan 13 1988 17:21 | 3 |
|
Let's just answer what strikes us as a good response, words,
phrases, or anagrams..
|
396.1632 | no, it isn't --> oh, yes it is | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Wed Jan 13 1988 18:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.1633 | ...no...->...yes...->look, this isn't an argument! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Silicon ~ Graffiti | Wed Jan 13 1988 19:11 | 3 |
| from Monty Python, again
|
396.1634 | | 17439::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jan 13 1988 20:11 | 14 |
| moot point----|
|
oh yes it is -|
|-look, this isn't an arguement!
|
|_______are you sure?
and I can understand unmatching replies when two answers go
in at almost the same time but 1632 was entered almost an hour
after 1631...f'r heavens sake :-)
Bonnie
|
396.1635 | Are you sure? --> sugar | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Wed Jan 13 1988 20:50 | 4 |
|
Sure and sugar are the only two words in the English language where
the su has the 'sh' sound...
|
396.1636 | sugar --> Baby Love | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Wed Jan 13 1988 21:15 | 1 |
| Rubettes' famous hit.
|
396.1637 | | DELNI::PITARD | WE MADE YOU!!!! | Wed Jan 13 1988 21:21 | 3 |
|
|
396.1638 | cradle robbing -> minor | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | This is the Redskins' year! | Wed Jan 13 1988 21:46 | 0 |
396.1639 | minor -> Gold Digger | SONATA::LANGE | GALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy it | Wed Jan 13 1988 21:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.1640 | Gold digger >> Panhandler | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Wed Jan 13 1988 22:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.1641 | Panhandler -> KP duty | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Silicon ~ Graffiti | Wed Jan 13 1988 22:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.1642 | KP Duty => MP Duty | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Jan 13 1988 22:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.1643 | MP Duty => AP News | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Wed Jan 13 1988 22:37 | 4 |
| Re .1635
And maybe SUMAC
|
396.1644 | AP News --> bias | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Wed Jan 13 1988 22:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.1645 | bias -> diagonal | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jan 13 1988 22:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.1646 | diagonal --> gee, I'm a tree! | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Jan 13 1988 23:05 | 0 |
396.1647 | gee, I'm a tree! => No, GTE! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Jan 13 1988 23:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.1648 | No, GTE! --> adverti{s,z}ements | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Wed Jan 13 1988 23:55 | 0 |
396.1649 | No, GTE --> irritating advertising | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Jan 13 1988 23:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.1650 | | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Thu Jan 14 1988 00:29 | 7 |
| no advertisements ---|
|
Irritating advertising --|
|
|
|----------------> videocasette movies
|
396.1652 | videocassette movies >> rentals | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Thu Jan 14 1988 00:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.1653 | rentals => no sales | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Jan 14 1988 01:02 | 0 |
396.1654 | no sales >> a lesson | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Thu Jan 14 1988 02:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.1655 | a lesson --> elephant | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Thu Jan 14 1988 12:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.1656 | elephant >> the plane | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Thu Jan 14 1988 12:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.1657 | Stephen King is #1 in my book ... | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Thu Jan 14 1988 12:31 | 9 |
|
And did I see a personal name referring to Maximum Overdrive/
Trucks a ways back? I'm a BIG Stephen King fan and would hate
to think I misremembered a quote.
Shawn L.
P.S. It was 'WE MADE YOU!!"
|
396.1658 | the plane => pleni sunt coeli | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Thu Jan 14 1988 14:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.1659 | pleni sunt coeli --> Heavens above! | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Thu Jan 14 1988 15:09 | 8 |
396.1660 | Heavens above ! --> Hell on earth | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Jan 14 1988 15:14 | 0 |
396.1661 | Hell on Earth >> Ronald Reagan 8^) | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Thu Jan 14 1988 16:32 | 8 |
|
RE: .1659
VISA is in France and the time shown is West
Europe Time (WET).
Shawn L.
|
396.1662 | Ronald Reagan --> Real DNA Groan | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Thu Jan 14 1988 16:52 | 7 |
| Yes, I can see that the clock is GMT +1, but that doesn't explain
what happened. Maybe I AM going crazy :-)
Jeff.
PS: Some might take exception to your word association. I couldn't
make such a positive one, *either* way.
|
396.1663 | real DNA groan --> passionate cry | INK::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Thu Jan 14 1988 18:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.1664 | passionate cry -> sh you'll wake the neighbors | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Silicon ~ Graffiti | Thu Jan 14 1988 19:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.1665 | (sh you'll wake the) neighbours --> soap | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Thu Jan 14 1988 20:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.1666 | soap --> Billy Crystal | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Jan 14 1988 21:13 | 0 |
396.1667 | soap --> ring around the collar | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Thu Jan 14 1988 21:17 | 0 |
396.1668 | Billy Crystal >> Dynasty | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Thu Jan 14 1988 21:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.1669 | dynasty --> Ming | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Jan 14 1988 21:47 | 2 |
|
|
396.1670 | Ming >> GM 'n' I | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Thu Jan 14 1988 21:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.1671 | GM 'n' I -> Gemini | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Rowdy Roddy Piper personified | Thu Jan 14 1988 22:20 | 0 |
396.1672 | Gemini (Dream) >> Moody Blues | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Thu Jan 14 1988 22:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.1673 | Moody Blues => (K)Nights in White Satin | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Jan 14 1988 22:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.1674 | Nights in White Satin -> sh you'll wake the neighbors | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Silicon ~ Graffiti | Thu Jan 14 1988 23:09 | 2 |
| sorry, couldn't resist
|
396.1675 | Nights in White Satin -> Days of Wine and Roses | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Silicon ~ Graffiti | Thu Jan 14 1988 23:10 | 2 |
| this is the real one...sorry for the bother
|
396.1676 | Days of wine and roses --> Picnics | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Jan 14 1988 23:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.1677 | Picnics >> Yogi Bear | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Thu Jan 14 1988 23:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.1678 | Yogi Bear => BooBoo Bear? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Jan 14 1988 23:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.1679 | BooBoo Bear -> Naked Abrasion | SONATA::LANGE | GALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy it | Thu Jan 14 1988 23:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.1680 | Naked Abrasion --> open wound | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Fri Jan 15 1988 00:17 | 0 |
396.1681 | open wound -> rub in salt...(heh heh heh) | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Silicon ~ Graffiti | Fri Jan 15 1988 00:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.1682 | Rub in salt -> Saline Massage | SONATA::LANGE | GALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy it | Fri Jan 15 1988 00:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.1683 | Saline Massage -> Contact Sport | SONATA::LANGE | GALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy it | Fri Jan 15 1988 00:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.1684 | Contact Sport --> Australian Biplane | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Fri Jan 15 1988 00:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.1685 | Australian Biplane => American Sellplane | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Jan 15 1988 01:26 | 0 |
396.1686 | Australian biplane --> Outback Express | INK::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Fri Jan 15 1988 01:36 | 2 |
|
Fair dinkum, digger! :-)
|
396.1687 | Outback Express --> Backhouse trots | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Fri Jan 15 1988 02:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.1688 | Backhouse trots --> Camptown Races | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Fri Jan 15 1988 03:45 | 0 |
396.1689 | Camptown Races => Five miles long | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Jan 15 1988 03:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.1690 | five miles long - > do da,,do da | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jan 15 1988 05:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.1691 | | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jan 15 1988 05:03 | 6 |
| american sell plane ------
|
do da, do da_________|
|
|
____________> moola, moola
|
396.1692 | moola, moola => Howard Hughes | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Jan 15 1988 05:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.1693 | Howard Hughes --> the Spruce Goose | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Fri Jan 15 1988 06:13 | 0 |
396.1694 | The Spruce Goose => a real lemon? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Jan 15 1988 06:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.1695 | a real lemon? --> a raspberry | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Fri Jan 15 1988 09:41 | 0 |
396.1696 | A raspberry --> That's my opinion !! | OCKER::GILLARD | Desk: Wastebasket with drawers | Fri Jan 15 1988 10:05 | 0 |
396.1697 | That's my opinion !! --> Gobbledegook | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Fri Jan 15 1988 13:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.1698 | Gobbledegook --> It's all Dutch to me | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Fri Jan 15 1988 13:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.1699 | It's all Dutch to me => Let's go Greek | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Fri Jan 15 1988 13:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.1700 | Let's go Greek >> Parthenon | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Fri Jan 15 1988 16:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.1701 | | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Fri Jan 15 1988 16:37 | 2 |
| Parthenos: neuter (Gk) `maiden'
|
396.1702 | | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Fri Jan 15 1988 16:44 | 0 |
396.1703 | | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Fri Jan 15 1988 16:45 | 2 |
|
|
396.1704 | | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Fri Jan 15 1988 17:01 | 17 |
| Charlie's not happy |
|
|
|
|
Marlene Dietrich |
|
|
|
|
|===========> Charlie's dead
I wonder if they say this in schools any more, meaning `your
petticoat's showing' (not from personal experience, honest).
b
|
396.1705 | Charlie's dead --> 'Salem's Lot | INK::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Fri Jan 15 1988 17:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.1706 | 'Salem's Lot >> David Soul | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Fri Jan 15 1988 17:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.1707 | David Soul -> Starsky & Hutch | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Silicon ~ Graffiti | Fri Jan 15 1988 18:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.1708 | Starsky & Hutch --> Striped Tomato | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Fri Jan 15 1988 18:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.1709 | Striped Tomato --> Tobin lunch | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Fri Jan 15 1988 18:33 | 2 |
| Tobin, Inc. is the cafeteria operator for many Digital facilities in
the 3M area.
|
396.1710 | Tobin Lunch --> stomach pump | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Fri Jan 15 1988 18:59 | 2 |
|
For those who haven't _had_ a Tobin meal ...
|
396.1711 | stomach pump --> gastric solution ? | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Fri Jan 15 1988 19:06 | 3 |
| As opposed to drastic solution.
The previous note confirmed that in this case "to bin lunch
is a rhetorical question.
|
396.1712 | gastric solution ? --> wind | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Fri Jan 15 1988 19:13 | 0 |
396.1713 | wind --> up | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Fri Jan 15 1988 19:18 | 2 |
|
Ah, this is one of those multipronouncable words
|
396.1714 | wind->up->in the wynd | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Fri Jan 15 1988 19:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.1715 | in the wynd -> willows | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Fri Jan 15 1988 20:06 | 0 |
396.1716 | willows --> toad | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Fri Jan 15 1988 20:14 | 2 |
|
"Egad! 'E thinks 'e's a motor car....!"
|
396.1717 | toad --> Mister | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Fri Jan 15 1988 20:44 | 0 |
396.1718 | Mister --> Henry Fonda | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Fri Jan 15 1988 20:55 | 3 |
|
I remember the actor, but not the character :-(
|
396.1719 | Henry Fonda --> Honda Fifty | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Fri Jan 15 1988 20:55 | 0 |
396.1720 | Mister => Mr. and Mrs. | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Jan 15 1988 20:58 | 0 |
396.1721 | | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Fri Jan 15 1988 21:22 | 11 |
| Honda Fifty |
|
|
|
Mr and Mrs |
|
|
|
|
==============> over fifty
|
396.1722 | over fifty-> under the speed limit | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jan 15 1988 21:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.1723 | under the speed limit --> rara avis | GLIVET::RECKARD | I'll get you, Frank Gatulis! | Fri Jan 15 1988 21:45 | 0 |
396.1724 | rara avis >> visa (arar) 8^) | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Fri Jan 15 1988 22:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.1725 | visa (arar) --> plastic money | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Fri Jan 15 1988 22:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.1726 | plastic money -> bouncing checks | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Silicon ~ Graffiti | Fri Jan 15 1988 22:33 | 1 |
|
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396.1727 | bouncing checks --> rubber baby buggy bumpers | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Fri Jan 15 1988 23:00 | 1 |
|
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396.1728 | rubber baby buggy bumbers --> tongue-twister | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Fri Jan 15 1988 23:09 | 7 |
| For "bouncing checks," I'd have put:
-<bouncing checks --> Harpo Marx>-
In the movie _Out West_, with all the Marx Brothers, Harpo reveals
the worth of a check by dropping it to the floor and catching it
on the rebound.
|
396.1729 | tongue twister-->she sells sea shells | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Jan 15 1988 23:35 | 5 |
| re .1710:
Wasn't that supposed to be
For those who *have* had a Tobin meal ...
|
396.1730 | she sell sea shells --> beach bum | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Fri Jan 15 1988 23:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.1731 | beach bum => surfer dude | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Jan 15 1988 23:53 | 2 |
|
You mean there are people who ate a Tobin meal and lived? :-) :-)
|
396.1732 | surfer dude >> Jan and Dean | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Sat Jan 16 1988 00:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.1733 | Jan and Dean --> Martin | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Sat Jan 16 1988 01:25 | 6 |
| For "Surfer dude," I'd've done
-<surfer dude --> walking dude>-
To prople who've read Stephen King's _The Stand_, that speaks volumes;
to the rest, it can remain obscure
|
396.1734 | Jan & Dean -> Ignint McNuggets | SONATA::LANGE | GALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy it | Sat Jan 16 1988 01:26 | 0 |
396.1735 | | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Sat Jan 16 1988 01:30 | 9 |
| Martin ==+
|
|
Ignint |
McNuggets +
|
|
|
+=======> -<lush and mush>-
|
396.1736 | lush and mush => old refrigerator food? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sat Jan 16 1988 01:44 | 1 |
|
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396.1737 | old refrigerator food? -> green and wiggley | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Jan 16 1988 01:47 | 1 |
|
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396.1738 | lush and mush --> backseat | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Sat Jan 16 1988 01:47 | 0 |
396.1739 | | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Jan 16 1988 01:49 | 9 |
| Kermit & Miss Piggy-------
|
|
|
backseat-----------------|
|
|
---------------> weird makeout
|
396.1740 | weird makeout --> The Odd Couple | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Sat Jan 16 1988 02:40 | 0 |
396.1741 | Odd Couple -> Gruesome Twosome | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Silicon ~ Graffiti | Sat Jan 16 1988 04:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.1742 | Gruesome Twosome => The Two-Headed Space Thing From Outer-Space | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sat Jan 16 1988 05:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.1743 | T.T-H.S.T.F.O-S.-> The eggplant that ate Chicago | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Jan 16 1988 06:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.1744 | The eggplant that ate Chicago --> upset stomach | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Sat Jan 16 1988 09:00 | 3 |
| Re .1734
Why shouldn't people buy GALOOT COLOGNA?
|
396.1745 | upset stomach => Tobin food? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sat Jan 16 1988 09:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.1746 | | DELNI::PITARD | WE MADE YOU!!!! | Sat Jan 16 1988 20:18 | 4 |
|
George Carlin said something like that......
;^) ;^)
|
396.1747 | | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Jan 16 1988 21:55 | 5 |
| Kill it before it gets to the children -> You did it you clean it
up!!
and in our plant the Tobins food is quite good
|
396.1748 | you did it you clean it -> you break it you bought it | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Silicon ~ Graffiti | Sun Jan 17 1988 09:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.1749 | you break it you bought it -> you kill it you eat it | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sun Jan 17 1988 21:58 | 0 |
396.1750 | you kill it you eat it --> foxhunting | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Sun Jan 17 1988 23:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.1751 | foxhunting --> fox trot | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Mon Jan 18 1988 05:27 | 1 |
| it better, or the dawgs'll get it!
|
396.1752 | fox trot => cats waltz | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jan 18 1988 07:22 | 3 |
|
from a book my daughter just read..The Dancing Cats of
Applesap
|
396.1753 | cats waltz => Swan Lake | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Jan 18 1988 07:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.1754 | lush and mush --> alcoholic eskimo ? | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Jan 18 1988 13:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.1755 | Swan lake -=> Foster children | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Mon Jan 18 1988 13:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.1756 | Foster children --> Kid's lager | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Mon Jan 18 1988 15:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.1757 | kid's lager --> kindergarten | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Mon Jan 18 1988 16:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.1758 | kindergarten --> young and green | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Mon Jan 18 1988 16:26 | 2 |
|
re: last few hundred... we have been busy, haven't we !?
|
396.1759 | young and green --> tadpole | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Mon Jan 18 1988 16:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.1760 | tadpole => spermatozoon | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Mon Jan 18 1988 16:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.1761 | Spermatazoan >> fluid | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Mon Jan 18 1988 16:58 | 2 |
|
|
396.1762 | | SONATA::LANGE | GALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy it | Mon Jan 18 1988 17:37 | 6 |
| re. .1744
> Why shouldn't people buy GALOOT COLOGNA?
Because it'll turn you into a stange UNKNOWN KREETCUH never before seen
on BROADWAY!
|
396.1763 | -> box | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Mon Jan 18 1988 18:26 | 2 |
|
The chain broke!
|
396.1764 | ->box --> ->soap | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Mon Jan 18 1988 18:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.1765 | soap/spermatozoa -> ambergris | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Silicon ~ Graffiti | Mon Jan 18 1988 19:11 | 11 |
| soap--->perfumed soap--->perfume is made from-------------->
Ambergris
spermatozoa-->sperm-->sperm whale-->sperm whale produces--->
whew - soldering a chain back together by brute force isn't easy.
-Jody
|
396.1766 | ambergris --> grim bears | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Jan 18 1988 20:15 | 0 |
396.1767 | grim bears -> stockmarket crash | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jan 18 1988 20:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.1768 | stockmarket crash -=> yoyo | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Mon Jan 18 1988 20:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.1769 | yoyo --> cat's cradle | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Mon Jan 18 1988 21:17 | 0 |
396.1770 | yoyo --> at the end of my string | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Mon Jan 18 1988 21:17 | 0 |
396.1771 | finally got to tie one up! | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Mon Jan 18 1988 21:23 | 8 |
|
at the end of my string -----|
|
------> plaything
cat's cradle ----------------|
|
396.1772 | plaything, tie one up --> kinky | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Mon Jan 18 1988 21:28 | 0 |
396.1773 | plaything => cat and mouse | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Jan 18 1988 21:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.1774 | okay, okay | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Mon Jan 18 1988 21:36 | 7 |
|
kinky -------------|
|------> foreplay
cat and mouse------|
|
396.1775 | foreplay->(okay,okay) -> after glow :-) | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jan 18 1988 21:54 | 3 |
|
can people try to check and be sure that their reply is
actually to the last one in the series?
|
396.1776 | after glow :-) => World War III :-( | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Jan 18 1988 21:57 | 1 |
| Blame it on a slow net.
|
396.1777 | WWIII >> Tom Lehrer | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Mon Jan 18 1988 22:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.1778 | Tom Lehrer -> The Masochism Tango | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Do I *look* like a Corporate Tool? | Mon Jan 18 1988 22:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.1779 | The Masochism Tango --> Marlon Brando | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Mon Jan 18 1988 22:41 | 2 |
| I check that my reply to "dot n" ends up being numbered as
"dot n+1" (except today, I didn't, and got my first oops).
|
396.1780 | | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Mon Jan 18 1988 23:00 | 2 |
| -<Marlon Brando -->Napoleon>-
|
396.1781 | Napoleon -> pastries | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 19 1988 00:06 | 3 |
|
slow net I understand, it is the replies to answers that are
hours or even in one case over a day old
|
396.1782 | pastries -> pasties | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Do I *look* like a Corporate Tool? | Tue Jan 19 1988 01:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.1783 | pasties --> elementary school art class | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Tue Jan 19 1988 01:38 | 0 |
396.1784 | art class -> Crayoning within the lines | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Get 'em out by Friday | Tue Jan 19 1988 02:02 | 2 |
|
A very important part of getting a "gold star"
|
396.1785 | crayoning within the lines --> do it in PostScript | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Jan 19 1988 06:25 | 1 |
| Sorry, I let one get work-related :-)
|
396.1786 | | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 19 1988 06:37 | 1 |
| do it in PostScript -> nota bene
|
396.1787 | nota bene -=> buta carrote | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Tue Jan 19 1988 12:48 | 1 |
|
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396.1788 | buta carrotte --> Marge Jasper | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Tue Jan 19 1988 12:58 | 1 |
|
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396.1789 | (Marge) Jasper --> Agate | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Jan 19 1988 13:35 | 2 |
|
|
396.1790 | Agate -=> offence | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Tue Jan 19 1988 13:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.1791 | offence --> stolen goods | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Jan 19 1988 14:14 | 1 |
|
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396.1792 | stolen goods --> hot merchandise | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Tue Jan 19 1988 15:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.1793 | hot merchandise --> Mme Claude | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Tue Jan 19 1988 16:56 | 1 |
| Mme Claude was a well-known french bordello-manager :-)
|
396.1794 | Mme Claude => Sporting House | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Tue Jan 19 1988 17:01 | 4 |
| Re `(Marge)' - .-several
No need for the parentheses: the word `margarine' is derived from the Greek
for `pearly'.
|
396.1795 | Mme Claude --> scratched customers ? | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Jan 19 1988 17:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.1796 | scratched customers --> Pet Shop | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Jan 19 1988 17:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.1797 | Pet Shop --> Boys | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Jan 19 1988 17:27 | 0 |
396.1798 | boys --> girls | GLIVET::RECKARD | I'll get you, Frank Gatulis! | Tue Jan 19 1988 17:45 | 1 |
| what else?
|
396.1799 | girls -> diamonds = best friend | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Do I *look* like a Corporate Tool? | Tue Jan 19 1988 18:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.1800 | diamonds = best_friend --> Abner Doubleday | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Tue Jan 19 1988 18:33 | 6 |
|
it could have been:
-<boys --> dogs>-
as well ...
|
396.1801 | Abner Doubleday --> baseball | ZFC::DERAMO | Can I take your personal name? | Tue Jan 19 1988 18:54 | 0 |
396.1802 | baseball -=> rounders | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Tue Jan 19 1988 19:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.1803 | rounders -> catch | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 19 1988 19:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.1804 | catch --> cold | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Jan 19 1988 19:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.1805 | cold --> comfort | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Tue Jan 19 1988 19:49 | 10 |
| It could have ben:
-< cold --> stone, dead>-
or
-< cold --> blooded>-
or
-< cold --> wet nose>-
|
396.1806 | comfort -> Southern | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Do I *look* like a Corporate Tool? | Tue Jan 19 1988 19:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.1807 | Southern => Belle | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Tue Jan 19 1988 20:06 | 1 |
| Anyone wanna link Belle to Sporting House?
|
396.1808 | belle --> belladonna | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Tue Jan 19 1988 20:13 | 0 |
396.1809 | belladonna -> pretty lady | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 19 1988 20:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.1810 | pretty lady --> Christie Brinkley | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Tue Jan 19 1988 20:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.1811 | Christie Brinkley --> Christies (Auctioneers) | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Jan 19 1988 20:40 | 1 |
|
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396.1812 | Christie Brinkley , Auctioneers -=> A Fortune | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Tue Jan 19 1988 20:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.1813 | Fortune --> Forbes | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Jan 19 1988 20:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.1814 | Forbes -> Calvin and Hobbes | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 19 1988 22:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.1815 | Calvin and Hobbes >> Bartles and James | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Tue Jan 19 1988 23:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.1816 | Bartles and James => Thank you for your support | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Jan 19 1988 23:54 | 0 |
396.1817 | Thank you... --> You're welcome... | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Jan 19 1988 23:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.1818 | (you're) welcome -> mat | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | Do I *look* like a Corporate Tool? | Wed Jan 20 1988 00:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.1819 | mat --> mat(te) finish | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Wed Jan 20 1988 00:43 | 0 |
396.1820 | Finish -> Hymalayin' | SONATA::LANGE | | Wed Jan 20 1988 00:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.1821 | Hymalayin' --> Him a Goose? | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Jan 20 1988 01:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.1822 | Him a Goose => Me Tarzan, you Jane | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Jan 20 1988 01:45 | 0 |
396.1823 | Me Tarzan, you Jane --> Aaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!!!!!!! | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Jan 20 1988 13:49 | 2 |
|
Imagine the intonation, please ............
|
396.1824 | Aaahahahahaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!! -> China & Tyrol | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Wed Jan 20 1988 14:08 | 9 |
|
Q: Who invented the winding gear ?
A: A man from Peking
Q: Who invented the Tyrolian song ?
A: The same guy, the first time his {fingers,testicles} got
caught in the gear.
|
396.1825 | China & Tyrol -=> a European slant | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Wed Jan 20 1988 14:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.1826 | a European slant -> down hill racing | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jan 20 1988 15:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.1827 | Down hill racing >> skiing | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Wed Jan 20 1988 15:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.1828 | Down hill racing -> skiing -> slaloom | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Jan 20 1988 16:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.1829 | Down hill racing , skiing , slalom -=> hernia | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Wed Jan 20 1988 16:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.1830 | hernia --> hisnia | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Jan 20 1988 17:15 | 0 |
396.1831 | hernia --> his anklea | GLIVET::RECKARD | I'll get you, Frank Gatulis! | Wed Jan 20 1988 17:19 | 0 |
396.1832 | his anklea -> her toesias | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jan 20 1988 17:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.1833 | ...toesias -> Moses supposes his toeses are roses | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Do I *look* like a Corporate Tool? | Wed Jan 20 1988 19:48 | 2 |
| from singing in the rain, one of my fave classic movies
|
396.1834 | Mose ecc...-> floreal appendages | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Wed Jan 20 1988 20:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.1835 | floreal appendages --> thorns | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Jan 20 1988 20:49 | 0 |
396.1836 | thorn => ISO Latin-1 | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Wed Jan 20 1988 20:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.1837 | ISO Latin 1 --> ISO lation | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Jan 20 1988 21:01 | 2 |
| I saw a document where this is what the writer thought it was supposed
to be...
|
396.1838 | ISO lation -=> Robinson Crusoe | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Wed Jan 20 1988 21:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.1839 | Robinson Crusoe -> rooster | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jan 20 1988 21:17 | 2 |
|
as in 'he called the bird Robinson because he crusoe'
|
396.1840 | rooster --> dawn | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Jan 20 1988 21:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.1841 | dawn -> delta | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Do I *look* like a Corporate Tool? | Wed Jan 20 1988 21:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.1842 | Delta => Frill-free flying | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Jan 20 1988 21:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.1843 | dawn --> morning has come | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Wed Jan 20 1988 21:53 | 0 |
396.1844 | Dawn , morning has come -=> get her to make the breakfast | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Wed Jan 20 1988 22:17 | 5 |
|
A lazy CP
John J
|
396.1845 | get her to make the breakfast --> chauvinist | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Thu Jan 21 1988 00:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.1846 | | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jan 21 1988 00:10 | 6 |
| frill free flying-------|
|
|-----chauvinist
|
|
|-------> pigs with wings!
|
396.1847 | pigs with wings --> chicken feet | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Thu Jan 21 1988 00:16 | 1 |
| Another delicacy
|
396.1848 | chicken feet --> shoe size AAA | ZFC::DERAMO | Your wish is my .com | Thu Jan 21 1988 02:33 | 0 |
396.1849 | shoe size AAA -> aaaashhccooo! | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jan 21 1988 06:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.1850 | Aaaashhccooo! => Bless you. | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Jan 21 1988 06:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.1851 | bless you -> My sisters and brothers | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jan 21 1988 08:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.1852 | My sisters and brothers => Fathers and Mother Superiors | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Jan 21 1988 09:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.1853 | Fathers and Mother Superiors --> Grandparents | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Thu Jan 21 1988 13:03 | 0 |
396.1854 | Grandparents -=> Cary Grant | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Thu Jan 21 1988 13:41 | 5 |
|
My grandfather knew him when they went scrumping in Bristol .
John J
|
396.1855 | Cary Grant --> Arsenic and Old Lace | GLIVET::RECKARD | I'll get you, Frank Gatulis! | Thu Jan 21 1988 16:25 | 1 |
| But, auntie, you can't just poison them!
|
396.1856 | Arsenic and Old Lace -> Agatha Christie | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jan 21 1988 18:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.1857 | Agatha Christie --> Hercule Poirot | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Thu Jan 21 1988 18:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.1858 | Hercule Poirot --> Phoenix | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Thu Jan 21 1988 18:56 | 7 |
|
Explanation...
Hercule Poirot --> Her cool parrot -----\
|
a hot bird <----/
|
396.1859 | Phoenix --> Elleston Trevor | RDGE28::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Jan 21 1988 19:13 | 1 |
| "Flight of the ... " - a d*mn good book !
|
396.1860 | Elleston Trevor -> Lovers To Relent | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Do I *look* like a Corporate Tool? | Thu Jan 21 1988 20:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.1861 | lovers to relent -> gothic novel | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jan 21 1988 20:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.1862 | gothic novel -=> baroque book | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Thu Jan 21 1988 21:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.1863 | baroque book --> cheap binding | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Jan 21 1988 21:06 | 0 |
396.1864 | cheap binding --> broken leg | TERZA::ZANE | freedom means only to be who you are... | Thu Jan 21 1988 21:14 | 3 |
|
for all you skiers...
|
396.1865 | broken leg --> "Good luck!" | ZFC::DERAMO | Please send personal names | Thu Jan 21 1988 21:30 | 0 |
396.1866 | broken leg -> "good luck!" -> actor on stage | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jan 21 1988 21:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.1867 | actor on stage --> John Wayne | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Jan 21 1988 21:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.1868 | John Wayne --> Classic films | ERASER::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Thu Jan 21 1988 22:41 | 15 |
|
like
Stagecoach
Donovan's Reef
True Grit
The Quiet Man
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
etc ...
|
396.1869 | Classic films --> Everythin You Always Wanted to Know About Sex... | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Thu Jan 21 1988 23:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.1870 | Everything U always wanted to know about sex >> It's NEVER free | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Fri Jan 22 1988 00:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.1871 | It's NEVER free -> lunch | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jan 22 1988 01:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.1872 | (the) lunch -> bag of Notre Dame | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Do I *look* like a Corporate Tool? | Fri Jan 22 1988 01:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.1873 | bag of Notre Dame --> Cezanne | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Fri Jan 22 1988 09:19 | 0 |
396.1874 | Cezanne --> Sez who? | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Fri Jan 22 1988 11:28 | 0 |
396.1875 | Cezanne --> Sez who ? --> Sechuan | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Fri Jan 22 1988 12:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.1876 | Sechuan -> Set you two | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jan 22 1988 16:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.1877 | Set you two --> set you ate hay on | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Fri Jan 22 1988 17:04 | 1 |
|
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396.1878 | set you ate hay on --> comedy | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Jan 22 1988 17:29 | 0 |
396.1879 | comedy => :-) | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Fri Jan 22 1988 17:35 | 1 |
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396.1880 | :-) --> George | RDGE28::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Fri Jan 22 1988 17:46 | 2 |
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Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, wasn't it ?
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396.1881 | George --> of the Jungle | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Fri Jan 22 1988 17:55 | 2 |
| From the days when Saturday Morning cartoons had no redeeming social
values :-)
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396.1882 | of the jungle -=> Tarzan | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Fri Jan 22 1988 18:23 | 4 |
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Also , "Smiley's People" , and some others I think .
John j
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396.1883 | Tarzan -> stripes for ever | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jan 22 1988 18:52 | 1 |
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396.1884 | stripes for ever -> jailed for life | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Do I *look* like a Corporate Tool? | Fri Jan 22 1988 19:20 | 1 |
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396.1885 | jailed for life --> incarcerated indefinitely | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Fri Jan 22 1988 19:31 | 1 |
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396.1886 | incarcerated indefinitely => Midnight Special | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Fri Jan 22 1988 20:01 | 1 |
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396.1887 | Midnight Special --> Rock Around the Clock | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Fri Jan 22 1988 20:15 | 1 |
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396.1888 | Rock around the Clock -=> Kiss Curl | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Fri Jan 22 1988 20:28 | 5 |
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Is one allowed to ask how some associations are made ?
John J
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396.1889 | Kiss Curl --> Smooch Pooch | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Fri Jan 22 1988 20:43 | 0 |
396.1890 | Smooch Pooch >> kiss a Doberman | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Fri Jan 22 1988 21:19 | 1 |
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396.1891 | kiss a Doberman -> wet face | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jan 22 1988 21:37 | 8 |
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-.3 well as long as you put it behind a form feed! actually way
back in the beginning people were encouraged to give the
reasons for their associatons..if I remember correctly
so how do you get kiss curl?
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396.1892 | wet face -> buff puff | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Do I *look* like a Corporate Tool? | Fri Jan 22 1988 22:24 | 1 |
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396.1893 | buff puff --> massage parlor | INK::KALLIS | Has anybody lost a shoggoth? | Fri Jan 22 1988 22:36 | 1 |
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396.1894 | massage parlor --> joy of [l]ex | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Sat Jan 23 1988 00:38 | 3 |
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Actually, one should substitute an S for the L...
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396.1895 | joy of [s|l]ex --> double entendre | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Sat Jan 23 1988 01:30 | 1 |
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396.1896 | double entendre -> triple play | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jan 25 1988 01:50 | 1 |
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396.1897 | triple play -> quadraphenia | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Get 'em out by Friday | Mon Jan 25 1988 06:10 | 1 |
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396.1898 | quadraphenia -=> Who ? | RTOEU3::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Mon Jan 25 1988 13:16 | 11 |
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Re .1891
> so how do you get kiss curl?
Rock around the clock - Bill Haley - Kiss curl
I'm not sure if you would call it the same , but it's the small
curl of hair which used to fall onto his forehead .
John J
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396.1899 | Who ? --> McVicar | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Mon Jan 25 1988 13:20 | 1 |
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396.1900 | McVicar --> Kirk | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Mon Jan 25 1988 14:31 | 1 |
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396.1901 | Kirk --> Spock | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Mon Jan 25 1988 14:44 | 1 |
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396.1902 | Spock -=> must die | RTOEU3::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Mon Jan 25 1988 15:04 | 1 |
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396.1903 | must die --> Two mustards | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Mon Jan 25 1988 15:27 | 9 |
| re .1888 Ask away ! I suppose it's courteous to explain the REALLY
obscure associations (after a FF), but perhaps some
contributers would rather not let us into the secret inner-workings
of their minds, for fear of the rest of the network public finding
out what warped, wierd fruitcakes they really are ;-) ;-) %-)
^
a wierd one !
Cheers, Steve
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396.1904 | two mustards -> two hot dogs | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jan 25 1988 16:21 | 1 |
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396.1905 | Two hot dogs --> bangers | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Mon Jan 25 1988 16:39 | 1 |
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396.1906 | two hot dogs -> Snoopy and Lassie | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Mon Jan 25 1988 16:41 | 0 |
396.1907 | Joining up..... | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Mon Jan 25 1988 17:21 | 6 |
| Snoopy and Lassie ----------\
\
\________--> Litter
/
/
bangers --------------------/
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396.1908 | litter --> travois | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Jan 25 1988 17:57 | 0 |
396.1909 | travois --> ty | GLIVET::RECKARD | I'll get you, Frank Gatulis! | Mon Jan 25 1988 21:18 | 1 |
| (trav-i-ste) n. A grotesque imitation; mockery.
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396.1910 | ty --> sty | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Mon Jan 25 1988 22:02 | 0 |
396.1911 | sty -=> pig | RTOEU3::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Mon Jan 25 1988 22:10 | 1 |
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396.1912 | pig -> out | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jan 25 1988 23:07 | 1 |
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396.1913 | out --> damned spot | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Mon Jan 25 1988 23:48 | 1 |
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396.1914 | damned spot --> damnyankee | INK::KALLIS | Just everybody please calm down... | Mon Jan 25 1988 23:53 | 8 |
| For "sty," I'd've done:
-<sty -->pen>-
which would have led to:
-<sty,pen --> emolument>-
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396.1915 | damnyankee => rebel | DELNI::PITARD | WE MADE YOU!!!! | Tue Jan 26 1988 00:54 | 2 |
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396.1916 | rebel --> lion | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Jan 26 1988 01:29 | 2 |
| re .1913:
I think I've seen that one in this note before...
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396.1917 | lion --> around | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Tue Jan 26 1988 01:55 | 0 |
396.1918 | around --> tuit | ZFC::DERAMO | I can reply to that note in | Tue Jan 26 1988 02:00 | 4 |
| ... as in, "That bug will get fixed when I get a round tuit!"
At 2000, do we delete all of the replies and start over again?
Or will that do wonders for our unseen map?
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396.1919 | tuit ==> doit | DELNI::PITARD | WE MADE YOU!!!! | Tue Jan 26 1988 02:23 | 6 |
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As in "Doit tuit"
;^) ;^) ;^)
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396.1920 | doit --> again | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Tue Jan 26 1988 02:39 | 6 |
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Is there really limit of 2000 on replies???
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396.1921 | again--> and again | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Jan 26 1988 02:54 | 0 |
396.1922 | again ==> and again ==> 'till it hurts | DELNI::PITARD | WE MADE YOU!!!! | Tue Jan 26 1988 03:20 | 3 |
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396.1923 | 'till it hurts -> give | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 26 1988 07:46 | 4 |
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I never heard of a limit on replies...let's go for the
Guiness book of notes records...
This must surely be close to the most replies to a single note
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396.1924 | give --> and take | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Jan 26 1988 09:25 | 0 |
396.1925 | and take => and steal | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Jan 26 1988 10:37 | 1 |
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396.1926 | and steal -=> sapphire | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Tue Jan 26 1988 13:35 | 11 |
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Now listen . I am leaving on Friday for pastures new , and I want
to see this note go over 2000 . So unless you want me to start making
15 replies in one go , I suggest you all get thinking :^)
John J
What do you mean , *work* ??? Since when has *that* had anything
to do with notes ?
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396.1927 | sapphire --> Blue John | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Jan 26 1988 13:44 | 1 |
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396.1928 | Blue John --> Noakes | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Tue Jan 26 1988 13:50 | 4 |
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Well, you see...
Blue Peter presenters : John Noakes, Peter Purves, Vallerie Singleton.
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396.1929 | Noakes ==> Nopanes | DELNI::PITARD | WE MADE YOU!!!! | Tue Jan 26 1988 17:42 | 6 |
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Sorry, I've been reading too much Piers Anthony lately.
:^) :^) :^) :^)
/^PiT^\
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396.1930 | Nopanes --> broken window | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Jan 26 1988 17:45 | 0 |
396.1931 | Broken window >> goodbye radar detector!! | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Tue Jan 26 1988 18:02 | 1 |
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396.1932 | Goodbye Radar detector -> M.A.S.H. | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Jan 26 1988 18:36 | 0 |
396.1933 | The Monster <-- M.A.S.H. | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Jan 26 1988 18:42 | 1 |
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396.1934 | The Monster --> Cookie | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Tue Jan 26 1988 19:18 | 0 |
396.1935 | Cookie -> fig newton | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 26 1988 19:20 | 1 |
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396.1936 | fig newton --> Adam's apple | GLIVET::RECKARD | I'll get you, Frank Gatulis! | Tue Jan 26 1988 19:22 | 0 |
396.1937 | Adam's apple => larynx | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Tue Jan 26 1988 19:25 | 1 |
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396.1938 | larynx --> double-talk | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Tue Jan 26 1988 19:55 | 0 |
396.1939 | double-talk -=> Dutch | RTOEU1::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Tue Jan 26 1988 20:37 | 1 |
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396.1940 | Du(t)ch --> Duke | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Jan 26 1988 20:49 | 2 |
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396.1941 | Duke --> Wayne | INK::KALLIS | Just everybody please calm down... | Tue Jan 26 1988 20:52 | 6 |
| To hold off the obvious:
-<Wayne --> snow>-
or
-<Wayne --> dwops>-
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396.1942 | Wayne -> my supervisor :-) | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jan 26 1988 21:12 | 1 |
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396.1943 | my supervisor :-) --> Peggy | ZFC::DERAMO | I can reply to that note in --> | Tue Jan 26 1988 21:22 | 8 |
| Re .1920 et al
>> Is there really limit of 2000 on replies???
None that I know of; I just meant that if whoever rents disk space
to JoyOfLex wants some back, starting this note over again is one
way to do it -- and would our unseen counts would be messed up until
we added back 2,000 new notes?
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396.1944 | Peggy --> Long John Silver | GLIVET::RECKARD | I'll get you, Frank Gatulis! | Tue Jan 26 1988 21:31 | 0 |
396.1945 | Long John Silver --> Jim Lad | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Jan 26 1988 21:35 | 1 |
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396.1946 | Jim Lad -> Jim Dandy | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Lost the will to compromise | Tue Jan 26 1988 23:35 | 0 |
396.1947 | Jim Dandy --> Jam Handy | INK::KALLIS | Just everybody please calm down... | Tue Jan 26 1988 23:44 | 8 |
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For those who are interested, Jam Handy was an individual/audiovisual_
studio that produced many training films, including the imfamous
"beep" filmstrips, where the projectionist racked the strip to the
next frame every time the record (on which was a sound track) emitted
a "beep."
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396.1948 | Jam Handy --> John Hancock | ME::TRUMPLER | Yes, that's my shoggoth... | Tue Jan 26 1988 23:56 | 0 |
396.1949 | John Hancock => signature | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Jan 27 1988 02:03 | 1 |
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396.1950 | signature --> X | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Wed Jan 27 1988 02:17 | 0 |
396.1951 | X => marks the spot | HYDRA::PARSONS2 | | Wed Jan 27 1988 02:23 | 4 |
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396.1952 | marks the spot ==> spot the dog | DELNI::PITARD | WE MADE YOU!!!! | Wed Jan 27 1988 02:49 | 4 |
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I know, I know (**G*R*O*A*N**)
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396.1953 | spot the dog --> locate the canine | ZFC::DERAMO | I can reply to that note in --> | Wed Jan 27 1988 02:51 | 0 |
396.1954 | locate the canine --> lock-9 the K-8 | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Jan 27 1988 03:19 | 0 |
396.1955 | lock-9 the K-8 => I'm not as think as you stoned I am | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Jan 27 1988 03:39 | 1 |
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396.1956 | I'm not as think as you stoned I am => I think, therefore I spam | DELNI::PITARD | WE MADE YOU!!!! | Wed Jan 27 1988 04:58 | 2 |
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396.1957 | I think, therefore I spam => I know hell is hot, but is it humid? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Jan 27 1988 05:08 | 2 |
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I believe that the phrase is "I'm pink, therefore I'm spam."
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396.1958 | | HYDRA::PARSONS2 | | Wed Jan 27 1988 05:08 | 3 |
| -< I think, therefor I spam => ....and now for something completly
different >-
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396.1959 | | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jan 27 1988 06:18 | 7 |
| I know Hell is hot but is it humid?---|
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and now for something completely |
different-----------------------------|
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|-----Anartica
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396.1960 | Antarctica -> Jack Frost Nipping At Your... | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Wed Jan 27 1988 08:55 | 7 |
| for "I'm pink therefore I'm Spam" or whatever, I'd have done
"no one expects the spammish repetition!"
pythonites will understand....even if no one else does...
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396.1961 | Jack Frost Nipping At Your... => Wink, wink nudge nudge. | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Jan 27 1988 09:16 | 8 |
| RE: "No one expects the spammish repetition!"
Well...
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked
beans, spam, spam and spam. Hold the baked beans please. ;-)
And now for something completly different, a man with 3 buttocks.
:-) :-) :-)
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396.1962 | Wink wink nudge nudge --> plop plop fizz fizz | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Wed Jan 27 1988 10:16 | 0 |
396.1963 | | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Wed Jan 27 1988 12:44 | 10 |
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For : Wink wink nudge nudge
I'd have done either
Does she go?
or
Say no more!
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396.1964 | | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Jan 27 1988 13:18 | 1 |
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396.1965 | (a + b)(a + b) --> water rule | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Wed Jan 27 1988 13:29 | 11 |
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sort of like this...
a b a b ... abba
waterloo ... waterool :-#
re .1960 love the bit about "spammish" (inquisition?)
......I never expected that !!!!!!!!! :-)
Cheers, Steve
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396.1966 | water rule -=> wavy line | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | I'm only going to say this once ! | Wed Jan 27 1988 13:32 | 1 |
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396.1967 | wavy line => waney edge | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Wed Jan 27 1988 14:34 | 1 |
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396.1968 | waney (edge) -> weedy weaky | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Wed Jan 27 1988 16:01 | 2 |
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veni vidi vici
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396.1969 | weedy weaky --> Mr. Apollo | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Jan 27 1988 17:03 | 2 |
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... in ten simple steps if you follow the instructions ...
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396.1970 | Mr. Apollo ==> and his firey chariot | DELNI::PITARD | WE MADE YOU!!!! | Wed Jan 27 1988 17:14 | 3 |
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Well, he *WAS* the god of the sun......
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396.1971 | ... fiery chariot => Phoebus' cart | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Wed Jan 27 1988 17:20 | 1 |
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396.1972 | Pheobus' cart --> Here Comes the Sun | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Jan 27 1988 17:34 | 1 |
| By four lads from Liverpool, of course
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396.1973 | Here Comes the Sun --> Cloud Nine | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Jan 27 1988 17:37 | 0 |
396.1974 | Cloud Nine --> #9 Dream | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Jan 27 1988 17:56 | 1 |
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396.1975 | #9 Dream -=> Revolution | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | 2 1/2 days to go | Wed Jan 27 1988 18:46 | 4 |
| as they were mentioned
John J
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396.1976 | Revolution --> Evolution | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Wed Jan 27 1988 19:00 | 1 |
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396.1977 | Evolution --> Scopes Trial | ERASER::KALLIS | Just everybody please calm down... | Wed Jan 27 1988 20:13 | 7 |
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re. on the "firey chariot" -- I'd have said:
-<...and his firey chariot --> Christine>-
... For all you Stephen King fans out there ...
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396.1978 | Scopes trial -> Monkey's uncle | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Get 'em out by Friday | Wed Jan 27 1988 21:06 | 1 |
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396.1979 | Monkey's uncle -=> Tarzan | RTOEU3::JPHIPPS | 2 1/2 days to go | Wed Jan 27 1988 21:14 | 4 |
| I've heard this before
John J
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396.1980 | Tarzan -> Lord Greystoke | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jan 27 1988 21:22 | 3 |
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how many times have we had Tarzan?
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396.1981 | Lord Greystoke --> Charles, Prince of the Whales | ZFC::DERAMO | From the keyboard of Daniel V. D'Eramo | Wed Jan 27 1988 21:41 | 25 |
| Re .1980: how many times have we had Tarzan?
According to DIR/TITLE="Tarzan" 396.*:
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Created: 28-FEB-1986 12:47 472 topics Updated: 27-JAN-1988 18:29
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Topic Author Date Repl Title
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ERASER::KALLIS 11-DEC-1987 396.1144 ape --> Tarzan
STAR::HUBER 11-DEC-1987 396.1145 Tarzan --> GItarzan
GNUVAX::BOBBITT 11-DEC-1987 396.1146 Gitarzan -> Kitaro
AYOV27::ISMITH 8-JAN-1988 396.1542 Eugene --> Me Tarzan!
CLARID::PETERS 8-JAN-1988 396.1543 Me Tarzan! -> Welsh Cottage
ERIS::CONLON 19-JAN-1988 396.1822 Him a Goose => Me Tarzan, you Jane
RDGE00::BOOTH 20-JAN-1988 396.1823 Me Tarzan, you Jane --> Aaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!!!!!!!
RTOEU2::JPHIPPS 22-JAN-1988 396.1882 of the jungle -=> Tarzan
STUBBI::B_REINKE 22-JAN-1988 396.1883 Tarzan -> stripes for ever
RTOEU3::JPHIPPS 27-JAN-1988 396.1979 Monkey's uncle -=> Tarzan
STUBBI::B_REINKE 27-JAN-1988 396.1980 Tarzan -> Lord Greystoke
Be careful when you count them!
Dan
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396.1982 | Lord Greystoke -> Sadness | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Wed Jan 27 1988 21:44 | 10 |
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> how many times have we had Tarzan?
Introduced 5 times, there are 11 topics here with Tarzan in the title.
Enough, surely, even for Jane?
When we pass 2000, will the next goal be to get to 3000 even faster?
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396.1983 | sadness -=> madness | RTOEU3::JPHIPPS | 2 1/2 days to go | Wed Jan 27 1988 21:48 | 1 |
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396.1984 | Madness --> House of Fun | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Wed Jan 27 1988 21:50 | 1 |
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396.1985 | House of Fun => funny farm | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Wed Jan 27 1988 21:58 | 2 |
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396.1986 | funny farm -> Napoleon XVI | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Wed Jan 27 1988 22:20 | 3 |
| I think that's who sang "they're coming to take me away"
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396.1987 | Napoleon XVI --> bacon sandwich | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Wed Jan 27 1988 22:27 | 4 |
| You see,
he kept his hand inside his jacket to keep his bacon sandwich warm.
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396.1988 | bacon sandwich --> big girl | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Jan 27 1988 22:48 | 10 |
| re .1986:
It was Napoleon XIV, not XVI.
...ahah, yawa em ekat ot gnimoc er'yehT
was, of course, the flip side...
re .this one:
bacon sandwich --> pig earl -->
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396.1989 | | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jan 27 1988 23:03 | 6 |
| Charles, prince of the Whales------
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|---big girl
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|---> female humpback whale
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396.1990 | Female Humpback Whale -> Shelly Winters | SONATA::LANGE | Mammy's step foward an espres yo'sef | Wed Jan 27 1988 23:08 | 1 |
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396.1991 | Shelly Winters => Donna Summer | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Wed Jan 27 1988 23:26 | 2 |
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396.1992 | Donna Summer --> Disco Queen | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Jan 28 1988 01:32 | 0 |
396.1993 | disco queen -> disco valente' | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Thu Jan 28 1988 01:46 | 1 |
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396.1994 | disco valante' => better dead than disco? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Jan 28 1988 02:33 | 1 |
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396.1995 | better dead than disco --> disco duck | ZFC::DERAMO | From the keyboard of Daniel V. D'Eramo | Thu Jan 28 1988 02:57 | 0 |
396.1996 | disco duck => Howard the Duck | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Thu Jan 28 1988 02:59 | 1 |
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396.1997 | Howard the Duck -> Pizza the Hutt | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Get 'em out by Friday | Thu Jan 28 1988 06:44 | 2 |
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Only 3 to go!
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396.1998 | Pizza the Hutt => Wookie Monster | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Jan 28 1988 06:50 | 1 |
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396.1999 | Wookie Monster => Hardware Wars | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Jan 28 1988 06:51 | 2 |
| Ok, who wants the honor of reply 2000?
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396.2000 | hardware wars -> softwores | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jan 28 1988 06:54 | 2 |
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me I guess :-)
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396.2001 | hardware wars -> softwores -> HAL | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Get 'em out by Friday | Thu Jan 28 1988 07:09 | 2 |
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Just in time for note 2001!!
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396.2002 | HAL --> IBM | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Thu Jan 28 1988 12:13 | 5 |
| Re .1988
Yes, I thought it would be the wrong Napoleon, but it was late,
I wanted my dinner, there was no history book handy to look up,
and it was too good to mis!! %^}
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396.2003 | HAL-IBM -=> CRAP | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | 2 days to go .... | Thu Jan 28 1988 12:44 | 18 |
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H A L + I B M -------- C R A P
a n i t e e a e n o
g d e s i n r p d l
g n d a i
l g e i s
e d r h
s i
n
g
Well done people , 2000 with 2 days left .
Now , let's see about 3000 before the weekend
John J
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396.2004 | CRAP --> The Isle of Wight ferry | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Jan 28 1988 13:32 | 2 |
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.... to recall a terribly old joke ...
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396.2005 | CRAP -=> Earls | JANUS::CROWLE | esto quod esse videris | Thu Jan 28 1988 13:33 | 7 |
| Half - remembered line from "The Lady is a Tramp" :
"don't play crap games with {?} and Earls"
-- brian (who swore he'd never get involved in this note, but couldn't
resist in the end ...)
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396.2006 | The Isle of Wight ferry -=> Cowes | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | 2 days to go .... | Thu Jan 28 1988 14:19 | 4 |
| The old ones are always the best
John J
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396.2007 | Cowes --> bulls | GLIVET::RECKARD | I'll get you, Frank Gatulis! | Thu Jan 28 1988 16:21 | 0 |
396.2008 | joint | HEART::KNOWLES | Brevity is the soul of wi | Thu Jan 28 1988 16:50 | 14 |
| Earls -----------------+
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bulls -----------------+
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+-------------> baron
`don't go to crap games with Barons and Earls'
(and I think there's a joint called a baron of beef - there's
certainly a _pub_ called The B of B)
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396.2009 | Baron --> von Richthofen | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Jan 28 1988 16:52 | 0 |
396.2010 | von Richthofen --> van Beethoven | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Jan 28 1988 17:36 | 0 |
396.2011 | van Beethoven -=> van Rental | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | 1 1/2 days to go ..... | Thu Jan 28 1988 17:53 | 1 |
|
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396.2012 | van Beethoven -> Van Morrison | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Thu Jan 28 1988 17:55 | 1 |
|
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396.2013 | van rental -> Van Halen | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Lost the will to compromise | Thu Jan 28 1988 18:11 | 4 |
|
Sorry, .2012 you were a duplicate response to .2010
-mike
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396.2014 | Van Halen -=> Vandellas | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | 1 1/2 days to go ..... | Thu Jan 28 1988 18:20 | 5 |
|
Can't be many more
John J
|
396.2015 | | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jan 28 1988 18:26 | 15 |
| Van Halen---------------
|
|---------------Vandellas
|
Van Morrison-----------|
|
|------------------> van guards
.13...you are 'supposed' to pull duplicate answers together
when you notice them!! :-) :-) Bonnie
and .14 how did you manage to sneak that in ahead of me!
Bonnie
|
396.2016 | Vanguards --> Viscounts | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Thu Jan 28 1988 18:28 | 4 |
|
Remember the good old Vickers aircraft company ?
|
396.2017 | Viscount -> Coupons | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Thu Jan 28 1988 20:30 | 1 |
|
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396.2018 | Coupons => the indians | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Thu Jan 28 1988 21:12 | 4 |
|
As in I scored a coup on the indians
|
396.2019 | the indians --> the cowboys | ZFC::DERAMO | From the keyboard of Daniel V. D'Eramo | Thu Jan 28 1988 21:25 | 0 |
396.2020 | The cowboys >> The Cheerleaders!! | TIGER::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Thu Jan 28 1988 21:32 | 1 |
|
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396.2021 | The Cheerleaders -> The Squid Decor! | SONATA::LANGE | Mammy's step foward an espres yo'sef | Thu Jan 28 1988 22:26 | 0 |
396.2022 | the squid decor -> octopus' garden | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Fri Jan 29 1988 00:18 | 1 |
|
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396.2023 | octopus' garden --> photograph | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Jan 29 1988 00:27 | 0 |
396.2024 | photograph => mug shot | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Fri Jan 29 1988 00:41 | 1 |
|
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396.2025 | mug shot -> caffeine injection | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Fri Jan 29 1988 01:11 | 1 |
|
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396.2026 | caffeine injection --> wakeup call | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Fri Jan 29 1988 01:14 | 0 |
396.2027 | wakeup call -> "HEY, YOU!!" | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Get 'em out by Friday | Fri Jan 29 1988 01:19 | 1 |
|
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396.2028 | HEY YOU!! --> Yoo-hoo! | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Fri Jan 29 1988 01:31 | 3 |
|
Sure is getting quiet around here...
|
396.2029 | Yoo-hoo! => Class... class.... WAKE UP!!! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Jan 29 1988 01:35 | 1 |
|
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396.2030 | Class... class.... WAKE UP!! => Young man, now give me that knife. | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Fri Jan 29 1988 01:41 | 1 |
|
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396.2031 | Young man, now give me that knife => Ok Sister Mary Elephant. | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Jan 29 1988 02:09 | 1 |
|
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396.2032 | Ok Sister Mary Elephant. --> never forget ... | ZFC::DERAMO | From the keyboard of Daniel V. D'Eramo | Fri Jan 29 1988 02:29 | 0 |
396.2033 | never forget (remember) -> the Alamo | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Lost the will to compromise | Fri Jan 29 1988 03:17 | 0 |
396.2034 | the Alamo => The Basement... | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Jan 29 1988 03:29 | 1 |
|
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396.2035 | the basement -> I meant to do that | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Lost the will to compromise | Fri Jan 29 1988 08:00 | 2 |
|
From Pee Wee's Big Adventure for those scratching their head.
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396.2036 | I meant to do that => Pee Wee's Play House | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Jan 29 1988 08:47 | 2 |
|
Aw, you ruined my perfectly cryptic reply. :-)
|
396.2037 | Pee Wee's Play House --> I'm gonna burn your playhouse down | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Fri Jan 29 1988 14:08 | 0 |
396.2038 | I'm gonna burn your playhouse down --> Single Pigeon | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Fri Jan 29 1988 14:24 | 13 |
| I'm gonna burn your playhouse down
|
+---> Me too, me too,
I'm a lot like youuuuuououou,
Single pigeon, thru the railings,
Did she throw you out ?
(P. McCartney & Wings, Red Rose Speedway, 1973)
Reproduced without any authorization.
Pierre.
|
396.2039 | Single Pigeon -=> Lord Nelson | RTOEU3::JPHIPPS | the end is nigh | Fri Jan 29 1988 15:18 | 11 |
|
and his column
Re .15
It came up in a word game the night before .
Could also have had Vangelis
John J
|
396.2040 | Lord Nelson => Admiral Nelson | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Fri Jan 29 1988 16:31 | 4 |
|
Patrion saint of the Seaview
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396.2041 | Admiral Nelson = Lady Hamilton | JANUS::CROWLE | esto quod esse videris | Fri Jan 29 1988 16:57 | 95 |
|
"=" as in family tree diagrams.
By the way, since we've recently passed 2000 responses, is anyone
interested in the score? (from .1 to .2000, that is):
Noter Responses to this note
----- ----------------------
GOODWIN 1
NOBLE 1
SATOW 1
BINNS 1
MANNION 1
ROBINSON 1
KABEL 1
BUSCH 1
WIECHMANN 1
PFC 1
MURRAY 1
POSTPISCHIL 1
BUSWELL 1
MONAHAN 1
GETSINGER 1
PARSONS2 2
GRAZIANO_ROC 2
MASON 2
GILLARD 2
REDICK 2
SLOANE 2
BELL 2
SIMON 2
OSMAN 2
SNYDER 2
BLAKE 2
DORLHIAC 3
CHARBONND 3
CIUFFINI 3
BROOMHEAD 3
DAUGHAN 3
ROGERS 3
LASHER 3
MEARNS 3
LAMBERT 3
NELSON 4
AIKEN 4
GORDON 4
CONLIFFE 6
CUSUP_LAPLAN 6
BIJAOUI 7
WARDEN 8
PHIPPS 8
CALLAS 8
KEY 9
LANGE 10
JMUNZER 11
LIRON 13
FINANCE 15
WATSON 16
KENAH 19
PITARD 21
GOODENOUGH 22
SLABOUNTY 24
CANTOR 25
LILLY 29
SOBOT 33
CONLON 33
KNOWLES 46
DERAMO 50
JPHIPPS 51
HEILMAN 54
PETERS 54
BOYAJIAN 55
RECKARD 56
STONE 57
EPSTEIN 61
ZARLENGA 68
HUBER 75
DUDEK 79
BOOTH 82
ZANE 88
TRUMPLER 90
ISMITH 92
Three cheers for the gallant runners up:
HARBIG 107
BOBBITT 117
B_REINKE 124
But the winner is:
KALLIS 191
Well done, Steve!
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396.2042 | Lady Hamilton -> made a widow by Aaron Burr | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Fri Jan 29 1988 18:10 | 3 |
| Re: Van*
go back about 20 years for Vanilla Fudge
or before that for Van Johnson
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396.2043 | ...Aaron Burr -> Raymond Burr | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Fri Jan 29 1988 19:28 | 1 |
|
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396.2044 | Raymond Burr -=> Perry Mason | RTOEU3::JPHIPPS | an hour or less to go .... | Fri Jan 29 1988 19:30 | 6 |
|
Re .2041
What does that equate to per month , per person ?
John J
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396.2045 | Perry Mason --> Ironside | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Fri Jan 29 1988 19:31 | 3 |
| Re .2041
I started late ................
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396.2046 | Ironside --> Chastity Belt | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Fri Jan 29 1988 19:37 | 5 |
| RE .Van
And forward 20 years to VAN-na White (blech)!
Dudek - who can hardly get a reply in edgewise sometimes...
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396.2047 | Chastity Belt --> Joyofsex | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Fri Jan 29 1988 19:44 | 5 |
|
Couldn't miss that one :-)
Pierre.
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396.2048 | Joyofsex --> Nine Times A Night | WELSWS::MANNION | This land ain't _her_ land | Fri Jan 29 1988 21:03 | 3 |
| Only 190 to go now and I'll catch the bugger!
Phillip
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396.2049 | Nine Times A Night --> Four out of five dentists surveyed... | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Fri Jan 29 1988 21:42 | 0 |
396.2050 | dentists... -> 4 out of 5 employees questionaired | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Get 'em out by Friday | Fri Jan 29 1988 21:50 | 2 |
|
See "noun is verbed" note.
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396.2051 | 4 out of 5 employees questionaired -=> wanted to leave (sob) | RTOEU3::JPHIPPS | an hour or less to go .... | Fri Jan 29 1988 22:39 | 7 |
|
Thankyou , Bonnie .
John J
Still here 'cos of the party .
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396.2052 | Wanted to Leave (sob) --> Make like a tree (and leave) | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Sat Jan 30 1988 01:05 | 1 |
| I'm catching up...
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396.2053 | Make like a tree --> decide to be deciduous | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Sat Jan 30 1988 01:46 | 1 |
| for chastity belt, I'd have done --> Young Bono slap
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396.2054 | decide to be deciduous --==>> Treebeard | RTOEU2::JPHIPPS | I'll be seeing you | Sat Jan 30 1988 02:38 | 9 |
| Absolutely my last note ................ anywhere
John J Phipps
Goodbye and good luck
And thanks for all the fish
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396.2055 | Treebeard -> Fangorn | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Jan 30 1988 05:31 | 1 |
|
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396.2056 | Fangorn -> fOn rang | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Sun Jan 31 1988 06:47 | 1 |
| well, you get the idea....
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396.2057 | fon rang -> call back | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | Lost the will to compromise | Sun Jan 31 1988 23:17 | 7 |
|
.2056> well, you get the idea....
Just barely.
-mike z
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396.2058 | call back -> call waiting | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Feb 01 1988 03:04 | 5 |
|
in re .56....Jodi you are obviously not a Lord of the Rings
Fan! :-)
Bonnie
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396.2059 | call waiting -> telephone | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | The 'hogs' ruled! | Mon Feb 01 1988 08:46 | 0 |
396.2060 | telephone --> BT | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Mon Feb 01 1988 14:11 | 0 |
396.2061 | BT --> Warren | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Mon Feb 01 1988 14:13 | 1 |
|
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396.2062 | Warren --> Peace | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Mon Feb 01 1988 15:39 | 1 |
| Has this been round before?
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396.2063 | Peace --> and carrots | GLIVET::RECKARD | I'll get you, Frank Gatulis! | Mon Feb 01 1988 16:32 | 0 |
396.2064 | and carrots => deaf | HEART::KNOWLES | Speak up - I've a carrot in my ear. | Mon Feb 01 1988 17:25 | 1 |
|
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396.2065 | deaf --> fade | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Mon Feb 01 1988 18:11 | 0 |
396.2066 | fade => out | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Mon Feb 01 1988 18:49 | 1 |
|
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396.2067 | out -> and about | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Feb 01 1988 19:23 | 2 |
|
how do you get 'deaf' from 'and carrots"????
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396.2068 | and about => troubadour | HEART::KNOWLES | Speak up - I've a carrot in my ear. | Mon Feb 01 1988 19:48 | 5 |
396.2069 | and about ->time | ERASER::KALLIS | Just everybody please calm down... | Mon Feb 01 1988 19:50 | 3 |
|
Probably comes from that old joke, "I'm sorry. I can't hear you.
I've carrots in my ears."
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396.2070 | time -> Thames | SOPHIA::DORLHIAC | ToOmuCHNotEsmAKeSyOUshOrTSIghTeD | Mon Feb 01 1988 20:21 | 1 |
|
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396.2071 | Thames => is fight'n words | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Mon Feb 01 1988 20:30 | 3 |
|
Too much Piers Anthony
:^) :^) :^) :^)
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396.2072 | is fightin' words --> dictionary | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Mon Feb 01 1988 20:38 | 0 |
396.2073 | dictionary --> great vocabulary, weak plot | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Mon Feb 01 1988 21:04 | 0 |
396.2074 | weak plot -> failed coup | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Get 'em out by Friday | Mon Feb 01 1988 21:07 | 1 |
|
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396.2075 | failed coup --> wet shirt | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Feb 01 1988 21:10 | 0 |
396.2076 | wet shirt --> clinging clothes | RDGE00::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Mon Feb 01 1988 21:25 | 0 |
396.2077 | clinging clothes => wet T-shirt contests | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Mon Feb 01 1988 21:28 | 1 |
|
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396.2078 | wet T-shirt contests --> shirts vs. skins | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Mon Feb 01 1988 21:32 | 1 |
|
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396.2079 | shirts vs skins --> Broncos vs 'Skins | ZFC::DERAMO | From the keyboard of Daniel V. D'Eramo | Tue Feb 02 1988 00:12 | 5 |
|
Re .2063 GLIVET::RECKARD "I'll get you, Frank Gatulis!"
Who is Frank Gatulis, and what did he do?
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396.2080 | Broncos ve 'Skins --> Couch Potatoes | INK::KALLIS | Just everybody please calm down... | Tue Feb 02 1988 00:35 | 2 |
|
Well, some folk liked it ...
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396.2081 | Couch Potatoes -> shiftless spuds | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Tue Feb 02 1988 01:11 | 4 |
| re: my infamiliarity w/Lord of the Rings
Oh, sure, I'm familiar, but I just haven't had time to read 'em...got
'em right here on my shelf, tho!
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396.2082 | shiftless spuds --> French Fries | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Tue Feb 02 1988 01:40 | 5 |
|
Does anybody know why they're called French? Is it the cooking,
preparation, or what?
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396.2083 | French Fries --> time flies | ZFC::DERAMO | From the keyboard of Daniel V. D'Eramo | Tue Feb 02 1988 02:08 | 0 |
396.2084 | time flies -> flies on the ceiling | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Feb 02 1988 02:25 | 1 |
|
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396.2085 | flies on the ceiling => pigs on the wing | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Feb 02 1988 02:44 | 1 |
| From Pink Floyd's Animals album.
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396.2086 | pigs on the wing --> pink elephants on parade | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Tue Feb 02 1988 10:33 | 0 |
396.2087 | pink elephants on parade --> delerium tremens | MLNOIS::HARBIG | | Tue Feb 02 1988 12:06 | 1 |
|
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396.2088 | delerium tremens --> plumbum oscillans | FOOT::BOOTH | Deliberately Eclectic Character | Tue Feb 02 1988 15:12 | 2 |
|
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396.2089 | plumbum oscillans => Foucault | HEART::KNOWLES | | Tue Feb 02 1988 15:49 | 1 |
|
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396.2090 | plumbum oscillans --> heavy metal fan | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Tue Feb 02 1988 15:55 | 10 |
| Re French fries way back - dunno why they are called that. As far
as I know the expression originated in the US.
Perhaps we could start a new word association game where each word
is the translation of its predecessor/successor in US or British
English:
french fries <-> chips <-> crisps <-> ?
JEff.
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396.2091 | heavy metal fan => light plastic fan | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Tue Feb 02 1988 16:29 | 1 |
|
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396.2092 | light plastic fan --> credit card user | GLIVET::RECKARD | I'll get you, Frank Gatulis! | Tue Feb 02 1988 16:58 | 0 |
396.2093 | Credit card user => Balancing Act | JANUS::CROWLE | esto quod esse videris | Tue Feb 02 1988 17:46 | 5 |
| Somewhat tricky join from about -.3:
Foucault------------+
+-- balancing act
Credit card user ---+
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396.2094 | balancing act -> The Great Wallendas | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | The 'hogs' ruled! | Tue Feb 02 1988 17:52 | 0 |
396.2095 | The Great Wallendas --> kangaroos | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Feb 02 1988 18:22 | 4 |
| For those not from OZ:
The Great Wallendas --> wallabies --> kangaroos
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396.2096 | kangaroo --> dunno | ERASER::KALLIS | Just everybody please calm down... | Tue Feb 02 1988 18:52 | 16 |
|
I'm told that when one of the early English explorers of Australia
saw that funny pouched hopping animal, he asked his guide, "what
is that animal named?"
The guide said, "Kangaroo." And so the critter's been known ever
since.
I've been told "Kangaroo" was the native word for "I don't know."
On "French Fries": I think it comes from the way the potato is
carved up. "French cut stringbeans" are long, slender cuts of bean;
"Frenched lamb chops" are likewise slender slabs of lamb. It may
be that "French Cut and Fried Potatoes" was the original, becoming
"Frenched fried potatoes," thence to the current term.
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396.2097 | dunno --> blissful ignorance | RDGE28::BOOTH | There is no need to panic ........ | Tue Feb 02 1988 19:10 | 0 |
396.2098 | dunno -> duncare either | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Tue Feb 02 1988 19:14 | 1 |
|
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396.2099 | duncare either => Idaknow | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Tue Feb 02 1988 20:24 | 1 |
|
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396.2100 | | ERASER::KALLIS | Just everybody please calm down... | Tue Feb 02 1988 20:44 | 6 |
| blissful ignorance ---|
|
|
|
Idaknow --------------------> Don't tell me how you did it
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396.2101 | | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Feb 02 1988 21:12 | 3 |
| Don't tell me how you did it ---> tricky maneuver
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396.2102 | tricky maneuver -> sticky manure | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Punxsatawney Phil .NE. 6 weeks | Tue Feb 02 1988 21:20 | 2 |
|
I don't even *want* to guess what reply will follow this!
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396.2103 | sticky manure --> Rhubarb, rhubarb !! | RDGE28::BOOTH | There is no need to panic ........ | Tue Feb 02 1988 21:34 | 3 |
|
what else ...........???
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396.2104 | Rhubarb, Rhubarb -- Kitty, Kitty ... | INK::KALLIS | Just everybody please calm down... | Tue Feb 02 1988 22:14 | 7 |
|
H. Allen Smith wrote a novel, _Rhubarb_, about a cat of that name
who inherited a baseball team.
The term "Rhubarb" means, in sports lingo, a lively altercation.
Thwe same H. Allen Smith, in his collection, _How To Write Without
Knowing Nothing_, as I recall, explains its derivation
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396.2105 | Kitty, Kitty --> Litter, Litter | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Tue Feb 02 1988 22:47 | 2 |
| I was told by an AUTHENTIC FRENCH PERSON (AFP) that they have "french
fries" in France and that they are skinnier than the American version.
|
396.2106 | litter -> cats for sale | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Tue Feb 02 1988 23:24 | 1 |
|
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396.2107 | cats for sale -> cars for sale | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | The 'hogs' ruled! | Tue Feb 02 1988 23:41 | 0 |
396.2108 | cars for sale => Used car salesmen | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Feb 03 1988 03:30 | 1 |
|
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396.2109 | Used car salesmen => IBM salesmen | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Progress:=!(going_backwards>coping) | Wed Feb 03 1988 09:45 | 1 |
|
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396.2110 | IBM salesmen => blasphemy ;-) | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Feb 03 1988 09:55 | 1 |
|
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396.2111 | Blasphemy >> The Cars = new wave!! | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Wed Feb 03 1988 13:11 | 1 |
|
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396.2112 | The Cars = new wave ---> Royal wave | FOOT::BOOTH | There is no need to panic ........ | Wed Feb 03 1988 13:43 | 2 |
|
.... from the back of a rather nice motor car ....
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396.2113 | Royal wave -> Charles in the bathroom | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Wed Feb 03 1988 15:23 | 16 |
|
re .2105
As a AFP, I've never seen French Fries here in France.
We have something called "frites", which has the reputation
to be of Belgian origin. The Belgian people are supposed
to be "frites" maniacs.
In restaurants and cafeterias, more pompous names are used,
eg "Pommes Allumettes" or "Pommes Paille".
There are also frozen chips, which are supposed to be
from US origin, but nobody with a sense of dignity will
admit to use them.
roger
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396.2114 | Charles in the bathroom => Prince Albert in a can... | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Feb 03 1988 15:35 | 1 |
|
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396.2115 | Prince Albert in a can => Albert Memorial | JANUS::CROWLE | esto quod esse videris | Wed Feb 03 1988 16:16 | 1 |
|
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396.2116 | Albert Memorial -> Queen Victoria | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Feb 03 1988 16:33 | 1 |
|
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396.2117 | Queen Victoria --> :-( | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Wed Feb 03 1988 17:52 | 8 |
|
We
are
not
amused.
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396.2118 | :-( --> :-) | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Feb 03 1988 18:07 | 6 |
|
Re: rhubarb -
The word is also used in theatrical applications to simulate an
unruly crowd if everyone on stage mumbles 'rhubarb, rhubarb'
continuously.
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396.2119 | :-) --> Dwarf | RDGE28::BOOTH | There is no need to panic ........ | Wed Feb 03 1988 18:33 | 12 |
|
One of the seven was Happy, wasn't it ?
Reminds me :
In the cottage in the wood, Dopey was feeling happy ......
Happy said "Gerroff !!!"
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396.2120 | Dwarf --> Elf | ERASER::KALLIS | Just everybody please calm down... | Wed Feb 03 1988 18:40 | 5 |
|
I'd have done Albert Memorial as:
-< Albert Memorial --> Incredible>-
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396.2121 | Elf --> Standard Oil | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Wed Feb 03 1988 19:37 | 7 |
|
Refering to Oil Companies.
Re: A few back, about french fries. Roger, you forgot to mention the
'Pommes Pont-Neuf', which have a squared section of 1cm
Pierre.
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396.2122 | Standard Oil -> 10W40 | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Wed Feb 03 1988 19:55 | 11 |
| as for Prince Albert in a Can, I'd have done -> Tobacco
(there was an ancient standard crank (prank) call which went
caller: hello
called (often a pharmacy/tobacconists) : hello
caller: do you have Prince Albert In A Can?
called: yes
caller: well you better let him out!
|
396.2123 | 10W40 --> Form 1040 | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Wed Feb 03 1988 21:48 | 0 |
396.2124 | Form 1040 --> eighty-six | INK::KALLIS | Just everybody please calm down... | Wed Feb 03 1988 22:35 | 7 |
|
"86," as in the Agent number of Maxwell Smart, means "out of" whatever;
"86 hamburgers," in a fast-food place, doesn't represent a humungous
order; it means there are no more hamburgers left.
The aspplicability to the Form 1040 should be obvious.
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396.2125 | eighty-six --> bottles of beer on the wall | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Wed Feb 03 1988 23:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.2126 | bottles of beer on the wall --> college dorm | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Feb 04 1988 00:19 | 0 |
396.2127 | college dorm -> no privacy & no hot water | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Thu Feb 04 1988 01:11 | 1 |
|
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396.2128 | no privacy & no hot water -> camping! | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Feb 04 1988 01:16 | 1 |
|
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396.2129 | camping --> election | ERASER::KALLIS | Just everybody please calm down... | Thu Feb 04 1988 01:45 | 2 |
|
as in "1988 Presidential Camping
|
396.2130 | election --> aroused male with speech impediment | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Feb 04 1988 02:56 | 0 |
396.2131 | aroused male with speech impediment => Alfred E. Newman | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Feb 04 1988 04:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.2132 | Alfred E. Newman [sic] --> newspeak | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Thu Feb 04 1988 09:14 | 0 |
396.2133 | newspeak --> "Hilary Conquers Everest" (1953) | FOOT::BOOTH | There is no need to panic ........ | Thu Feb 04 1988 13:51 | 1 |
|
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396.2134 | "HCE" (1953) => Coronation | HEART::KNOWLES | Speak up - I've a carrot in my ear. | Thu Feb 04 1988 17:08 | 1 |
|
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396.2135 | Coronation --> Sesame | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Thu Feb 04 1988 17:22 | 1 |
|
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396.2136 | Sesama -> Open says me! | DECSIM::HEILMAN | RAEL imperial aerosol king | Thu Feb 04 1988 18:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.2137 | Open says me! => Abra cadabbra!!! *poof* | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Feb 04 1988 18:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.2138 | Abbra cadabbra!!! *poof* -> black cauldron | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Feb 04 1988 18:54 | 3 |
|
nit...it is Alfred E. Neuman
*
|
396.2139 | black cauldron --> white witches | FOOT::BOOTH | There is no need to panic ........ | Thu Feb 04 1988 19:04 | 2 |
| *
|
396.2140 | black cauldron => a coven of witches | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Feb 04 1988 19:06 | 7 |
|
Sorry, but I didn't have a MAD magazine with me. :-)
I just knew that wasn't spelled right but...
What, me worry?
|
396.2141 | a coven of witches --> thirteen | ERASER::KALLIS | Just everybody please calm down... | Thu Feb 04 1988 19:49 | 10 |
| Re "Alfie":
Alfred E. Neuman is _Mad_ magazine's totem.
Alfred Newman is/was a composer of music for motion picture films.
[The verb ambiguity is because I don't know if he's still living.]
If memory serves, one of his works was the background music for
_The Robe_.
|
396.2142 | thirteen -> Friday The 13th | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Thu Feb 04 1988 20:08 | 2 |
| that's how many sequals they'll end up making to the
movie...unfortunately...
|
396.2143 | Friday the 13th --> Saturday the 14th | FOOT::BOOTH | There is no need to panic ........ | Thu Feb 04 1988 20:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.2144 | Saturday the 14th --> Manic Monday | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Thu Feb 04 1988 20:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.2145 | Manic Monday --> Tuesday Afternoon | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Feb 04 1988 20:42 | 0 |
396.2146 | Tuesday Afternoon --> Sheffield Wednesday | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Thu Feb 04 1988 20:49 | 2 |
|
I think this is a public holiday :-)
|
396.2147 | Sheffield Wednesday --> If it's Tuesday it must be Belgium | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Fri Feb 05 1988 18:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.2148 | | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Feb 05 1988 18:16 | 13 |
| If it's Tuesday it must be Belgium ------------
|
|
white witches---------------|
|
|
|--> I give up
did anyone ever pick up on troubador a while back?
at least I think it was troubador that got dropped in simultaneous
replies
|
396.2149 | Fix | HEART::KNOWLES | Speak up - I've a carrot in my ear. | Fri Feb 05 1988 19:09 | 13 |
| If it's Tuesday it must be Belgium ------------
|
|
white witches---------------|
|
|
troubador-------------------|
(yes it was) |
|
+----> community singing
(OK, it's not great but I hate loose ends.)
|
396.2150 | community singing --> massive Messiahs | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Feb 05 1988 20:00 | 0 |
396.2151 | massive Messiahs -> Orson | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Fri Feb 05 1988 20:28 | 5 |
| Mork had a whole list of monikers for his "boss", who we heard but
never saw..."your fatitude", "your hugeness", and Mork sometimes
admired his "largesse"
|
396.2152 | Orson --> Wells | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Fri Feb 05 1988 20:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.2153 | Wells --> Rosebud | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Fri Feb 05 1988 20:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.2154 | Rosebud --> baby flower | ERASER::KALLIS | Just everybody please calm down... | Fri Feb 05 1988 20:37 | 2 |
|
... You didn't think I'd give it away, did you?
|
396.2155 | baby flower --> Thumbelina | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Fri Feb 05 1988 21:07 | 0 |
396.2156 | Thumbelina -> dance, sing | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Feb 05 1988 21:33 | 4 |
|
in re .2149 thanks for tying that one up, I hate lose ends too!
Bonnie
|
396.2157 | dance, sing -> same old (song and dance) | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | The 'hogs' ruled! | Sun Feb 07 1988 22:34 | 0 |
396.2158 | same old (song and dance) --> play it again, Sam | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Sun Feb 07 1988 23:48 | 0 |
396.2159 | play it again, Sam --> Woody Allen | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Feb 08 1988 00:16 | 5 |
|
whew! I thought maybe that everyone had stopped playing :-)
Bonnie
|
396.2160 | Woody Allen -> Woody Boyd | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | The 'hogs' ruled! | Mon Feb 08 1988 06:30 | 3 |
|
For those of you who watch Cheers regularly
|
396.2161 | Woody Boyd -> Woody Guthrie | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Mon Feb 08 1988 08:06 | 0 |
396.2162 | Woody Guthrie --> Ewan McColl | RDGE28::BOOTH | There is no need to panic ........ | Mon Feb 08 1988 15:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.2163 | Ewan McColl => Shirley Collins | HEART::KNOWLES | Speak up - I've a carrot in my ear. | Mon Feb 08 1988 17:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.2164 | Shirley Collins => Tom Collins | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Mon Feb 08 1988 18:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.2165 | Tom Collins --> tee martoonies | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Feb 08 1988 19:38 | 3 |
| I'm not as thunk as drinkle peep I am!
* hick! *
|
396.2166 | tee martoonies --> shaken, not stirred | ZFC::DERAMO | fnording for the pines | Mon Feb 08 1988 19:42 | 0 |
396.2167 | shaken, not stirred --> Dom Perignon | RDGE28::BOOTH | There is no need to panic ........ | Mon Feb 08 1988 19:58 | 2 |
|
Bond's other tipple, I believe ....
|
396.2168 | Dom Perignon -> I am drinking the stars! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Once upon a time... | Mon Feb 08 1988 20:09 | 2 |
| that's what the monk who first made Dom Perignon exclaimed when
he first tasted his creation
|
396.2169 | drinking the stars->figured in the drift of stars | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Feb 08 1988 21:29 | 3 |
|
a line of poetry from T.S. Eliot's Four Quartets
|
396.2170 | figured in the drift of stars --> astrology | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Mon Feb 08 1988 22:21 | 0 |
396.2171 | astrology -> what's your sign? | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Mon Feb 08 1988 22:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.2172 | what's your sign? -> Keep off the grass | DECSIM::HEILMAN | RAEL imperial aerosol kid | Tue Feb 09 1988 01:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.2173 | keep off the grass --> Just say 'No'. | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Feb 09 1988 02:31 | 0 |
396.2174 | Keep off the grass --> Just say "No!" | ZFC::DERAMO | From the keyboard of Daniel V. D'Eramo | Tue Feb 09 1988 02:32 | 0 |
396.2175 | Just say "No!" --> know | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Tue Feb 09 1988 03:31 | 5 |
|
Re: last 2 replies -- That was cute!
|
396.2176 | know -> nothings | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Feb 09 1988 07:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.2177 | nothings --> something's going on ! | RDGE00::BOOTH | There is no need to panic ........ | Tue Feb 09 1988 12:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.2178 | something's going on ! --> Keep out ! | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Tue Feb 09 1988 21:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.2179 | Keep out >> No trespassing | MORRIS::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Tue Feb 09 1988 21:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.2180 | [No tre]spassing --> Notre Dame | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Feb 09 1988 21:46 | 1 |
| spassing --> dame?
|
396.2181 | Notre Dame --> noted miss | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Tue Feb 09 1988 22:03 | 0 |
396.2182 | noted miss --> missed noter | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Feb 09 1988 22:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.2183 | missed noter --> DTL | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Tue Feb 09 1988 23:47 | 1 |
396.2184 | DTL --> Ticket | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Wed Feb 10 1988 00:48 | 1 |
| no comment.
|
396.2185 | | RDGE00::BOOTH | There is no need to panic ........ | Wed Feb 10 1988 02:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.2186 | Ticket --> To Ride | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Wed Feb 10 1988 02:04 | 0 |
396.2187 | To Ride --> Sally Ride | ZFC::DERAMO | For all you do, disk bugs for you. | Wed Feb 10 1988 03:02 | 0 |
396.2188 | Sally Ride [sic] > Ride Sally Wride > Run, Jane, Run | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Wed Feb 10 1988 08:02 | 0 |
396.2189 | Run, Jane, Run => Quick Brown fox | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Progress:=!(going_backwards>coping) | Wed Feb 10 1988 12:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.2190 | Quick Brown fox --> Jumps over ... | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Wed Feb 10 1988 12:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.2191 | Jumps over --> hurdles | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Feb 10 1988 17:14 | 1 |
| You didn't expect 'the lazy dog', did you? :-)
|
396.2192 | hurdles --> Ascot | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Wed Feb 10 1988 17:40 | 2 |
| Naaaaa, oeuf Corse not :-) :-)
|
396.2193 | Ascot --> Awelshman | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Wed Feb 10 1988 17:51 | 2 |
| Hurdles? Silly me, and there I was thinking Ascot was a flat race
meeting ...
|
396.2194 | Awelshman --> brAIns | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Wed Feb 10 1988 18:00 | 6 |
| ...because...
...they're ALBRIGHT in Wales !!
If you're still stuck, go to a Cardiff bar and ask for a pint !
|
396.2195 | brAIns --> Faggots | 42092::BOOTH | There is no need to panic ........ | Wed Feb 10 1988 19:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.2196 | Faggots --> and Mushy Peas | 43322::STRIJCKER | | Wed Feb 10 1988 19:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.2197 | Mushy Peas > Pea Soup > Fog | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I call all times soon, said Aslan | Wed Feb 10 1988 20:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.2198 | fog --> function | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Wed Feb 10 1988 21:59 | 4 |
|
f o g is the composition of functions in math, yes? Anyway, every
time my professor wrote this on the board, I felt like laughing.
|
396.2199 | function -> function() | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | M/A/R/R/S needs women | Wed Feb 10 1988 23:07 | 3 |
|
For the C aficionados.
|
396.2200 | function() -> function(form) | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I call all times soon, said Aslan | Wed Feb 10 1988 23:23 | 2 |
| form follows function...
|
396.2201 | function(form) --> "You want me to do THAT in COBOL ???!!!" | RDGE28::BOOTH | There is no need to panic ........ | Wed Feb 10 1988 23:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.2202 | "You want ... COBOL" --> "You want it WHEN?" | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Feb 11 1988 00:27 | 0 |
396.2203 | You want it WHEN? --> DIGITAL Has It Now | TERZA::ZANE | unique to one, common to all | Thu Feb 11 1988 00:42 | 0 |
396.2204 | DIGITAL Has It Now --> do the right thing | ZFC::DERAMO | For all you do, disk bugs for you. | Thu Feb 11 1988 02:45 | 5 |
|
why did .2188 say: Sally Ride [sic]
Is she sick? I thought she was an astronaut. I hope she's not sick.
|
396.2205 | do the right thing --> keep Australia Beautiful | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Progress:=!(going_backwards>coping) | Thu Feb 11 1988 05:22 | 7 |
|
In Oz, the Anti-litter Campaign uses the slogan, D T R T, Keep...
|
396.2206 | | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Feb 11 1988 05:57 | 9 |
| keep Australia Beautiful-------|
|
|
12 pound note (dropped a while |
back)__________________________|
|-------> fine for littering
|
396.2207 | fine for littering --> puppies and kittens produced here | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Thu Feb 11 1988 08:21 | 0 |
396.2208 | puppies and kittens (produced here) --> etchings | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sic Transit Gloria Swanson | Thu Feb 11 1988 12:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.2209 | Would you like to see my <-- etchings ? | RDGE00::BOOTH | There is no need to panic ........ | Thu Feb 11 1988 13:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.2210 | Would ... etchings --> Come up and see me [s'time] | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Thu Feb 11 1988 16:12 | 1 |
| The [sometime] was not in the film!
|
396.2211 | Come up and see me [s'time] => misapprehension | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Speak up - I've a carrot in my ear. | Thu Feb 11 1988 19:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.2212 | misapprehension - false arrest | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I call all times soon, said Aslan | Thu Feb 11 1988 20:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.2213 | false arrest --> cardiac arrest | ZFC::DERAMO | For all you do, disk bugs for you. | Thu Feb 11 1988 21:09 | 0 |
396.2214 | cardiac arrest --> dicky ticker | RDGE00::BOOTH | It's not the end of the world ... | Thu Feb 11 1988 21:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.2215 | dicky ticker --> hickory dickory dock | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Feb 11 1988 22:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.2216 | hickory dickory dock --> old wooden pier | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Feb 11 1988 22:33 | 0 |
396.2217 | old wooden pier --> Druid | TERZA::ZANE | | Fri Feb 12 1988 00:34 | 0 |
396.2218 | Druid -> Celtic | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I call all times soon, said Aslan | Fri Feb 12 1988 01:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.2219 | Celtic --> Rangers | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Fri Feb 12 1988 02:12 | 2 |
|
Glasgow football teams
|
396.2220 | Rangers --> Texas | ZFC::DERAMO | Those giant pandas are cute. | Fri Feb 12 1988 02:25 | 0 |
396.2221 | Texas --> drivers | TERZA::ZANE | | Fri Feb 12 1988 03:19 | 4 |
|
Colorado residents know what I mean.
|
396.2222 | drivers --> putters | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Progress:=!(going_backwards>coping) | Fri Feb 12 1988 10:16 | 2 |
|
|
396.2223 | putters --> caddies | FABULA::DORLHIAC | ToOmuCHNotEsmAKeSyOUshOrTSIghTeD | Fri Feb 12 1988 12:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.2224 | caddies -> tea | JANUS::CROWLE | esto quod esse videris | Fri Feb 12 1988 14:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.2225 | tea -> 42 | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Fri Feb 12 1988 15:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.2226 | 42 -> answer to the ultimate question | COMICS::DEMORGAN | Richard De Morgan, UK CSC/CS | Fri Feb 12 1988 15:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.2227 | answer to the ultimate question --> Random Scrabble | FOOT::BOOTH | It's not the end of the world ... | Fri Feb 12 1988 16:36 | 2 |
|
.... was, I believe, the way they arrived at the question.
|
396.2228 | Random Scrabble => Deep Thought | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Feb 12 1988 18:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.2229 | Deep Thought --> mice | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Feb 12 1988 18:52 | 0 |
396.2230 | mice ---> blind | FOOT::BOOTH | It's not the end of the world ... | Fri Feb 12 1988 20:46 | 6 |
|
My last association as I step out into the unknown of a new contract !
Farewell, noters, and thanks for all the fun !
|
396.2231 | blind --> faith | HOMSIC::DUDEK | Call me Dr. Brevity | Fri Feb 12 1988 21:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.2232 | faith --> head | COMET::LEVETT | They're all a bunch of Baggums! | Fri Feb 12 1988 22:06 | 5 |
|
Spoken with a lisp.
_stew-
|
396.2233 | head -- > spin | TERZA::ZANE | | Fri Feb 12 1988 22:17 | 0 |
396.2234 | spin -> spindle | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | M/A/R/R/S needs women | Fri Feb 12 1988 23:22 | 0 |
396.2235 | spindle --> yarn | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Feb 13 1988 17:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.2236 | yarn -> tale | PLDVAX::ZARLENGA | M/A/R/R/S needs women | Sat Feb 13 1988 18:28 | 0 |
396.2237 | tale --> two cities | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Sun Feb 14 1988 22:08 | 0 |
396.2238 | two cities -> Minneapolis/St Paul | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Progress:=!(going_backwards>coping) | Mon Feb 15 1988 04:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.2239 | Minneapolis/St Paul --> Buda/Pest | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Mon Feb 15 1988 09:28 | 0 |
396.2240 | Buda/Pest => Callao/Lima | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Speak up - I've a carrot in my ear. | Mon Feb 15 1988 16:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.2241 | Callao/Lima -> Condor | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Mon Feb 15 1988 16:39 | 0 |
396.2242 | Condor --> Three Days | ERASER::KALLIS | Just everybody please calm down... | Mon Feb 15 1988 19:42 | 6 |
|
A film starring Robert Redford [_Three Days of the Condor_].
Also a PDP-8/e.
It was the first Digital computer to appear in a major motion picture
|
396.2243 | stolen pdp-8e | COMICS::DEMORGAN | Richard De Morgan, UK CSC/CS | Mon Feb 15 1988 20:08 | 2 |
| It was also the first computer that had the dubious pleasure of
being stolen.
|
396.2244 | Three Days --> [of the] Jackal | TERZA::ZANE | a little mystery never hurt anybody | Tue Feb 16 1988 03:07 | 0 |
396.2245 | jackal -> hyena | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Feb 16 1988 07:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.2246 | hyena -> laughing | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Tue Feb 16 1988 15:58 | 0 |
396.2247 | laughing => risus sardonicus | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Speak up - I've a carrot in my ear. | Tue Feb 16 1988 17:00 | 2 |
|
which I seem to remember has something to do with rigor mortis
|
396.2248 | Risus Sardonicus - sort of lockjaw. | COMICS::DEMORGAN | Richard De Morgan, UK CSC/CS | Tue Feb 16 1988 17:46 | 3 |
| Re .2247: no - it's to do with lockjaw. There was a short story
entitled "Sardonicus" which was made into a film (b & w if I remember).
If you want more details I can look it up.
|
396.2249 | sort of lockjaw --> open wide, please ... | ERASER::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Tue Feb 16 1988 18:57 | 6 |
|
Re .2243:
When did _that_ happen? When I left the set, I was told it was
fine, and that the FS people would "deinstall" it and bring it back
to the Manhattan office.
|
396.2250 | open wide, please... --> yawn | TERZA::ZANE | a little mystery never hurt anybody | Tue Feb 16 1988 20:38 | 0 |
396.2251 | yawn --> boring | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo, AITG, DTN 291-8026 | Tue Feb 16 1988 21:15 | 0 |
396.2252 | yawn -> To sleep, perchance to dream | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I call all times soon, said Aslan | Tue Feb 16 1988 21:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.2253 | .. perchance to dream --> aye, there's the rub | ERASER::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Tue Feb 16 1988 23:25 | 2 |
|
I hope the next one isn't about massage parlors ...
|
396.2254 | aye ... rub --> tired | ME::TRUMPLER | A Dhole isn't a pineapple, either. | Wed Feb 17 1988 00:13 | 2 |
|
It's not!
|
396.2255 | (four) tired + (running) bored/board -> old car | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I call all times soon, said Aslan | Wed Feb 17 1988 00:34 | 3 |
| tying up loose ends...
|
396.2256 | old car --> jalopy | TERZA::ZANE | a little mystery never hurt anybody | Wed Feb 17 1988 01:08 | 0 |
396.2257 | jalopy -> junk yard | COMET::LEVETT | They're all a bunch of Baggums! | Wed Feb 17 1988 01:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.2258 | junk yard --> dog | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Feb 17 1988 07:55 | 4 |
|
do we need to tie in .2243 the one about the stolen pdp8? or
didn't that break the chain?
|
396.2259 | junk yard --> dog --> Jim Croce | GLIVET::RECKARD | I'll get you, Frank Gatulis! | Wed Feb 17 1988 16:16 | 1 |
| Only 150 replies in my two weeks away? This note is slowing down!
|
396.2260 | Jim Croce --> He's dead Jim. | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Wed Feb 17 1988 16:20 | 3 |
| I know, it's sick.
Dave C.
|
396.2261 | He's dead, Jim --> "Bones" McCoy | ERASER::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Wed Feb 17 1988 19:53 | 8 |
|
Re the "stolen PDP-8/e": that part of the note should have been
in the text body, not the title. However, someone welded the break.
Actually, if that particular computer _was_ stolen (forst I heard
of it was in this conference), it wasn't the first computer to be
stolen. In my 20+ years at Digital, I heard of others that were
stolen before there even was a PDP-8/e model.
|
396.2262 | "Bones" McCoy --> cupboard | TERZA::ZANE | a little mystery never hurt anybody | Wed Feb 17 1988 21:33 | 0 |
396.2263 | cupboard --> tearoom | ME::TRUMPLER | a little misery never hurt anybody | Wed Feb 17 1988 23:38 | 3 |
|
tea --> cup
board --> room
|
396.2264 | tearoom --> Wailing Wall | TERZA::ZANE | wise guy! | Thu Feb 18 1988 00:31 | 12 |
|
tear --> wail
room --> wall
Boy, I had to really reach on that one!
Terza
|
396.2265 | Wailing Wall --> Great wall of China | ERASER::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Thu Feb 18 1988 00:40 | 6 |
|
Coulda' been
Hadrian's Wall
Berlin Wall
|
396.2266 | Great Wall of China --> Fragile -- Don't Touch! | TERZA::ZANE | a little mystery never hurt anybody | Thu Feb 18 1988 01:01 | 0 |
396.2267 | Great Wall...-> Iron Curtain | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I call all times soon, said Aslan | Thu Feb 18 1988 01:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.2268 | Iron Curtain --> Rusty Drapes | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo, AITG, DTN 291-8026 | Thu Feb 18 1988 02:35 | 1 |
| What's a Dhole?
|
396.2269 | Rusty Drapes --> Rusty Warren | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Thu Feb 18 1988 03:51 | 0 |
396.2270 | Rusty Warren -> Rusty Jones | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Feb 18 1988 07:23 | 4 |
|
A dhole is a wild dog found in India...they are mentioned
in Kipling's Jungle Books.
|
396.2271 | Rusty Jones --> Davy Jones | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Thu Feb 18 1988 08:16 | 0 |
396.2272 | Davy Jones --> Locker | JANUS::CROWLE | On a clear disk you can seek forever | Thu Feb 18 1988 13:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.2273 | | TERZA::ZANE | a little mystery never hurt anybody | Thu Feb 18 1988 21:07 | 9 |
|
From a few notes back...
Fragile ... -------|
|----> heart
Locker-------------|
|
396.2274 | heart > heartily > hard alee | LEZAH::BOBBITT | is it soup yet? | Thu Feb 18 1988 22:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.2275 | hard alee --> gentle breeze | ZFC::DERAMO | in-flight collison with terrain | Fri Feb 19 1988 02:44 | 0 |
396.2276 | (blow) gentle breeze --> flow softly river | TERZA::ZANE | a little mystery never hurt anybody | Fri Feb 19 1988 04:50 | 0 |
396.2277 | flow softly river -> flow gently sweet Afton | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Feb 19 1988 06:59 | 2 |
|
and thanks Terza for picking up that lose end :-)
|
396.2278 | flow gently sweet Afton -> Rabbie Burns | AYOV10::RBELL | independence fur mauchline | Fri Feb 19 1988 12:01 | 2 |
|
|
396.2279 | Rabbie Burns -> Tam o'Shanter | EAYV01::JHILL | ne'er a toon like Ayr surpasses | Fri Feb 19 1988 12:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.2280 | Tam o'Shanter -> Malcolm Arnold | JANUS::CROWLE | On a clear disk you can seek forever | Fri Feb 19 1988 14:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.2281 | Malcolm Arnold --> Eggs Benedict | ME::TRUMPLER | Why guys? | Sat Feb 20 1988 00:18 | 0 |
396.2282 | Malcolm Arnold, Eggs Benedict --> Malcolm X | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sat Feb 20 1988 22:04 | 0 |
396.2283 | Malcolm X --> Michelin X | IOSG::CARLIN | Just discovered /personal=... | Sun Feb 21 1988 04:24 | 9 |
| Malcolm Arnold nearly got us into a tight loop:
Malcolm Arnold
Arnold Bennett
Gordon Bennett (interjection, UK)
Blow me down
Blow gentle breeze
...
|
396.2284 | Michelin X -> Star Trek IV | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | M/A/R/R/S needs women | Sun Feb 21 1988 23:46 | 0 |
396.2285 | Star Trek IV -> Watch this space | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Progress:=!(going_backwards>coping) | Mon Feb 22 1988 03:19 | 2 |
|
|
396.2286 | watch this space -> post no bills | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | M/A/R/R/S needs women | Mon Feb 22 1988 05:27 | 0 |
396.2287 | post no bills --> This space intentionally left blank | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Mon Feb 22 1988 05:50 | 0 |
396.2288 | | STUBBI::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Feb 22 1988 07:21 | 1 |
| This space intentionally left blank -> aphasia
|
396.2289 | aphasia -> Bless you | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Mon Feb 22 1988 11:51 | 0 |
396.2290 | Bless you --> plague | AYOV27::ISMITH | Spare a shekel for an ex-leper. | Mon Feb 22 1988 15:00 | 5 |
| Re back a few.
For Eggs Benedict, I'd have put Woody Allen. One of my favourite
Woody Allen stories concerns his friend Eggs Benedict, who had a
pain in his chest.
|
396.2291 | plague => ring-a-roses | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Speak up - I've a carrot in my ear. | Mon Feb 22 1988 17:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.2292 | ring-a-roses -> groan rises | JANUS::CROWLE | On a clear disk you can seek forever | Mon Feb 22 1988 18:22 | 2 |
|
Anagram
|
396.2293 | groan rises --> from the grave | TERZA::ZANE | a little mystery never hurt anybody | Mon Feb 22 1988 20:22 | 0 |
396.2294 | groan rises -> bad puns | LEZAH::BOBBITT | is it soup yet? | Mon Feb 22 1988 20:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.2295 | | TERZA::ZANE | a little mystery never hurt anybody | Mon Feb 22 1988 20:26 | 6 |
|
bad puns ----------|
|---> ghoulish humor
from the grave ----|
|
396.2296 | ghoulish humor --> jest hangin' 'round | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Feb 22 1988 22:33 | 6 |
| For 'groans rise', I'd have done
joy of [sl]ex
with mind truly in gutter,
>M
|
396.2297 | jest hangin' 'round -> killing time... | LEZAH::BOBBITT | is it soup yet? | Tue Feb 23 1988 00:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.2298 | killing time -> KILLING JOKE | DECSIM::HEILMAN | RAEL imperial aerosol kid | Tue Feb 23 1988 02:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.2299 | KILLING JOKE --> riddle of life | TERZA::ZANE | a little mystery never hurt anybody | Tue Feb 23 1988 02:11 | 4 |
|
RAEL imperial aerosol kid??
|
396.2300 | riddle of life --> DNA | ZFC::DERAMO | Supersedes all previous personal names. | Tue Feb 23 1988 02:11 | 0 |
396.2301 | DNA -> DECnet | CALIFE::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Feb 23 1988 02:53 | 8 |
|
Does this mean that NCP is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
... or just Object 42?
Steve
|
396.2302 | DECnet -> ethernet | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | M/A/R/R/S needs women | Tue Feb 23 1988 04:12 | 0 |
396.2303 | ethernet-> Michaelson and Morley | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Feb 23 1988 07:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.2304 | Michaelson and Morley -> Smith and Wesson | LEZAH::BOBBITT | is it soup yet? | Tue Feb 23 1988 19:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.2305 | Smith and Wesson --> crunch | TERZA::ZANE | a little mystery never hurt anybody | Tue Feb 23 1988 21:26 | 0 |
396.2306 | crunch --> implosion | INK::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Tue Feb 23 1988 23:39 | 19 |
|
For Smith and Wesson --
-<Smith and Wesson --> Clark and McCollough>-
l
For those who aren't old-movie buffs, this was a team that did short
subjects in the late 1930s. Comedies. I suppose it could have
been:
-<Smith and Wesson -- Abbott and Costello>-
But I considered them a far better comedy team than S&W
... or even Michaelson and Morley
Old Morley was dead, you know, dead as a doornail ....
It's okay; I'm just giving this subject the Dickens
|
396.2307 | Digression alert! Football resumes with next reply | SLTERO::KENAH | My journey begins with my first step... | Wed Feb 24 1988 01:21 | 14 |
| >But I considered them a far better comedy team than S&W
>... or even Michaelson and Morley
>Old Morley was dead, you know, dead as a doornail ....
>It's okay; I'm just giving this subject the Dickens.
Nice work!
I not sure which I enjoy more, Stephen -- your leaps through
literature, or my ability to follow your allusions.
andrew
|
396.2308 | implosion -> dead picture tubes | SLTERO::KENAH | My journey begins with my first step... | Wed Feb 24 1988 01:29 | 0 |
396.2309 | dead picture tubes -> PLASMATICS | DECSIM::HEILMAN | RAEL imperial aerosol kid | Wed Feb 24 1988 01:45 | 10 |
|
PLASMATICS were a rock/punk group -- one of their stunts (as I recall)
was driving a car through a wall of TV sets. I also seem to recall
that they were fond of chain-sawing up various items on the set.
RE: earlier note, "RAEL imperial aerosol kid" is a line from
the album LAMB LIES DOWN ON BROADWAY by Genesis (one of my favorites).
The album has a conceptual plot of sorts with a main character named Rael.
It was the last album that Genesis did with Peter Gabriel as the
lead singer.
|
396.2310 | PLASMATICS --> The Graduate | ZFC::DERAMO | Supersedes all previous personal names. | Wed Feb 24 1988 01:58 | 0 |
396.2311 | The Graduate -> Mrs Robinson | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | M/A/R/R/S needs women | Wed Feb 24 1988 04:56 | 0 |
396.2312 | Mrs.Robinson ->Jackie | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Feb 24 1988 07:47 | 5 |
|
now raise your hands class, after Steve Kallis's last remark
how many of you think that Michaelson and Morely were really
a comedy team?
|
396.2313 | Jackie --> Photo-love story | AYOV27::ISMITH | Spare a shekel for an ex-leper. | Wed Feb 24 1988 12:36 | 11 |
| Because,
'Jackie' is a girls magazine/comic in the UK. It is full of such
treats as the photo-love stories, which are a set of photographs
telling a story with dialogue bubbles superimposed. There is another
comic in the UK of a slightly different nature, called 'Viz'. It
features superb spoofs of these, with such stories as 'Genie in
a bottle' (This one ends with mother discovering broken glass in
her washing, and asking her daughter "And how do you explain this
dead youth in my washing machine?"). Enough rambling, and on with
the game!
|
396.2314 | Photo-love story --> mushy movie | ME::TRUMPLER | Spare a sheik for an ex-leaper. | Wed Feb 24 1988 17:40 | 0 |
396.2315 | mushy movie --> Attack of the Killer Mushrooms | ZFC::DERAMO | Supersedes all previous personal names. | Wed Feb 24 1988 18:08 | 0 |
396.2316 | Attack of the Killer Mushrooms -->Bombay Potatoes | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Wed Feb 24 1988 20:52 | 11 |
|
re .2313
My favourite character in "Viz" is Terry F***witt.
Someone knocks at the door, Terry picks up the phone and, while he's
trying to work out who it is, he sees someone through the front
door window.
"F*** me !" he says, "There's someone at the front door as well !!"
|
396.2317 | Bombay Potatoes -> And Yakburgers, to go | LEZAH::BOBBITT | is it soup yet? | Wed Feb 24 1988 22:15 | 3 |
| no, it's not "attack of the killer mushrooms", the movie was called
"Attack of the Mushroom People"...geez
|
396.2318 | And Yakburgers, to go --> That's "Yankburgers" to you, Brit! | ZFC::DERAMO | Your wish is my .com | Thu Feb 25 1988 03:22 | 11 |
| Re 396.2317:
>> no, it's not "attack of the killer mushrooms", the movie was called
>> "Attack of the Mushroom People"...geez
I was just spoofing movies, without really trying to name a real
one. I did pass up "The Mushroom that Ate Cincinatti" because
in the song it's a cockroach. I was suprised that I came that
close to a real title.
Dan
|
396.2319 | That's "Yankburgers" to you, Brit! ->Mayor of New York | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Progress:=!(going_backwards>coping) | Thu Feb 25 1988 07:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.2320 | Mayor of New York -> Wizard of oz | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Feb 25 1988 08:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.2321 | Wizard of Oz -> Blizzard of Oz | LEZAH::BOBBITT | is it soup yet? | Thu Feb 25 1988 19:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.2322 | Blizzard of Oz --> Blizzard of '78 | INK::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Thu Feb 25 1988 19:41 | 8 |
| Re .2317
>no, it's not "attack of the killer mushrooms", the movie was called
>"Attack of the Mushroom People"...geez
Its alternate title weas better:
_Matango, Fungus of Terror_
|
396.2323 | Blizzard of '78 -> snow bound! | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Feb 25 1988 21:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.2324 | snow bound! --> gone skiing! | TERZA::ZANE | a little mystery never hurt anybody | Thu Feb 25 1988 21:17 | 0 |
396.2325 | gone skiing! --> Wham! | ERASER::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Thu Feb 25 1988 23:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.2326 | gone skiing --> skedaddled | IOSG::CARLIN | Perrin here, on green | Thu Feb 25 1988 23:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.2327 | gone skiing -> skedaddled -> skidoo -> 23 | LEZAH::BOBBITT | is it soup yet? | Fri Feb 26 1988 00:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.2328 | | ME::TRUMPLER | is its up yet? | Fri Feb 26 1988 01:36 | 8 |
| Wham! ---+
|
23 ---|
|
+----> floor
won, too, tree...
|
396.2329 | floor --> fife | TERZA::ZANE | a little mystery never hurt anybody | Fri Feb 26 1988 02:12 | 0 |
396.2330 | fife --> fighting fife with fife | ZFC::DERAMO | Your wish is my .com | Fri Feb 26 1988 02:27 | 0 |
396.2331 | fife -> drum | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Progress:=!(going_backwards>coping) | Fri Feb 26 1988 02:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.2332 | drum -> storage | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Fri Feb 26 1988 11:51 | 2 |
|
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
|
396.2333 | storage -> mercury delay line | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Fri Feb 26 1988 14:04 | 2 |
|
My nostalgia's better than your nostalgia :-)
|
396.2334 | merxcury delay line --> slow auto_dealer repair shop | ERASER::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Fri Feb 26 1988 18:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.2335 | ...repair shop -> You Want It *WHEN*? | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Fri Feb 26 1988 19:36 | 2 |
| line to be accompanied by appropriate guffawing laughter
|
396.2336 | You Want It *WHEN*? => Don't worry, it's on back order. | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sat Feb 27 1988 01:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.2337 | You want it when? --> Take a number | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Sat Feb 27 1988 01:45 | 0 |
396.2338 | Take a number --> I'll take seventeen. | ZFC::DERAMO | I'd rather be orbiting. | Sat Feb 27 1988 02:38 | 0 |
396.2339 | I'll take seventeen --> I'll take Manhattan. | COMET::LEVETT | They're all a bunch of Baggums! | Sat Feb 27 1988 03:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.2340 | I'll take Manhattan. --> Geronimo! | TERZA::ZANE | a little mystery never hurt anybody | Sat Feb 27 1988 07:45 | 0 |
396.2341 | Geronimo! --> sky diving | ZFC::DERAMO | Wounded by a little mystery | Sat Feb 27 1988 08:01 | 0 |
396.2342 | sky diving => rip cord | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Sun Feb 28 1988 21:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.2343 | rip cord -> zip code | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | just plain strange | Sun Feb 28 1988 22:56 | 0 |
396.2344 | Zip Code -> Horny Toad | NEXUS::MORGAN | Heaven - a perfectly useless state. | Mon Feb 29 1988 06:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.2345 | Horny Toad --> droll troll | TERZA::ZANE | not by sight, only by sound | Mon Feb 29 1988 07:52 | 0 |
396.2346 | DROLL TROLL -> COLD ROLLED | NEXUS::MORGAN | Heaven - a perfectly useless state. | Mon Feb 29 1988 08:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.2347 | Cold rolled => Alaskan joints? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Feb 29 1988 16:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.2348 | Alaskan joints --> Aleut hoot | PAMOLA::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Mon Feb 29 1988 16:14 | 0 |
396.2349 | Aleut hoot --> "Be Aleut! the world needs more leuts!" | ME::TRUMPLER | is its up yet? | Mon Feb 29 1988 17:25 | 0 |
396.2350 | Be Aleut! -> Be prepared! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Mon Feb 29 1988 19:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.2351 | | ERASER::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Mon Feb 29 1988 21:08 | 6 |
| Be Aleut! The world needs more Leuts -----------+
|
|
Be prepared! ------------------------------------+--> Begone!
|
396.2352 | begone -> borrow another | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Tue Mar 01 1988 00:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.2353 | borrow another -> beg, borrow, or steal... | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Tue Mar 01 1988 00:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.2354 | beg, borrow, or steal...-> hari krishna, neighbor, and theif | COMET::LEVETT | They're all a bunch of Baggums! | Tue Mar 01 1988 02:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.2355 | hari krishna, neighbor and thief --> lovers and friends | TERZA::ZANE | not by sight, only by sound | Tue Mar 01 1988 02:24 | 0 |
396.2356 | lovers and friends --> a jug of bread, a loaf of wine, ... | AITG::DERAMO | not by sound, only by sight | Tue Mar 01 1988 03:28 | 2 |
| Re .-1: I like how you subtly changed "theif" to "thief" without
broadcasting the typo to the world.
|
396.2357 | a jug of bread, a loaf of wine ->the first breakfast | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Progress:=!(going_backwards>coping) | Tue Mar 01 1988 09:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.2358 | the first breakfast -> the last supper | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Tue Mar 01 1988 15:56 | 0 |
396.2359 | the last supper => 13 | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Sliding down the razorblade of life | Tue Mar 01 1988 16:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.2360 | 13 -> Baker's dozen | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Mar 01 1988 17:16 | 0 |
396.2361 | 13 > b.d. > triscuit triskaidekaphobia | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Tue Mar 01 1988 18:51 | 2 |
| fear of 13 crackers?
|
396.2362 | triscuit triskaidekaphobia --> cookie monster | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Tue Mar 01 1988 20:10 | 0 |
396.2363 | cookie monster --> Keebler elves | INK::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Tue Mar 01 1988 20:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.2364 | Keebler Elves -> cheap labor | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Wed Mar 02 1988 00:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.2365 | cheap labor -> child birth at home | COMET::LEVETT | They're all a bunch of Baggums! | Wed Mar 02 1988 02:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.2366 | child birth at home -> born in a barn | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Mar 02 1988 18:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.2367 | born in a barn --> a roll in the hay | TERZA::ZANE | flows past mystery and doubt | Wed Mar 02 1988 20:00 | 0 |
396.2368 | a roll in the hay --> a biscuit in the oats | ME::TRUMPLER | past flows of misery and debt | Wed Mar 02 1988 21:30 | 0 |
396.2369 | a biscuit in the oats -> a fly in the ointment | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Thu Mar 03 1988 00:24 | 2 |
| cliche's, anyone?
|
396.2370 | a fly in the ointment --> Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! | AITG::DERAMO | With me? I don't drink tea. | Thu Mar 03 1988 02:25 | 0 |
396.2371 | | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Mar 03 1988 05:59 | 1 |
| Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! -> doing the back stroke!
|
396.2372 | doing the back stroke > When did you get a weak back? | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Thu Mar 03 1988 09:34 | 0 |
396.2373 | When did you get a weak back? --> crossing the date line | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Mar 03 1988 17:50 | 0 |
396.2374 | crossing the date line => plimsoll | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Sliding down the razorblade of life | Thu Mar 03 1988 18:44 | 6 |
| OK; the odd multi-worder is acceptable. But for the past half-dozen
replies the aggregate of titles (to #n and #n-1) makes DIR 396.*
pretty unhelpful. And DIR 396.* saves a lot of time for people
who don't live next door to VISA.
b
|
396.2375 | Plimsoll -> sneaker | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Thu Mar 03 1988 20:35 | 2 |
|
Bi-lingual translation :-)
|
396.2376 | sneaker --> streaker | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Mar 03 1988 20:57 | 0 |
396.2377 | streaker --> f-stop | TERZA::ZANE | moons and junes and ferris wheels | Thu Mar 03 1988 21:43 | 0 |
396.2378 | f-stop -->g-start | INK::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Thu Mar 03 1988 22:50 | 6 |
|
-<g-start --> h-stop>-
-<h-start --> i-stop>-
alphabetic/binary etc.
|
396.2379 | i-stop -> ihop | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Fri Mar 04 1988 01:29 | 5 |
| international house of pancakes, for those of you who haven't seen
one. Big pointed blue roofs and open 24 hrs for the most part...
-Jody
|
396.2380 | ihop --> bunny hop | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Fri Mar 04 1988 01:39 | 1 |
| Yes, the dance
|
396.2381 | bunny hop --> Let's go to the Hop | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Fri Mar 04 1988 08:07 | 0 |
396.2382 | .......Hop -> Malt | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Fri Mar 04 1988 11:46 | 4 |
|
Sounds good, now a bit of sugar, some yeast .....
Steve :-)
|
396.2383 | malt --> milk shake | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Mar 04 1988 17:24 | 5 |
|
Re .-1:
>Sounds good, now a bit of sugar, some yeast .....
... some milk, some ice cream
|
396.2384 | milk shake -> frappe | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Fri Mar 04 1988 19:07 | 2 |
| and spin it until it overflows....
|
396.2385 | frappe->icecream soda | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Mar 04 1988 21:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.2386 | icecream soda -> with *two* straws... | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Fri Mar 04 1988 22:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.2387 | icecream soda --> baking soda | ERASER::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Fri Mar 04 1988 22:22 | 3 |
|
It coulda' been:
-<icecream soda -->Minnesoda>-
|
396.2388 | | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Mar 04 1988 23:15 | 5 |
| with two straws----------|
|
baking soda--------------|
(for the teeth) |
|------------>SMOOCH!
|
396.2389 | Smooch --> Scrooch | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sat Mar 05 1988 01:44 | 12 |
|
What'd you scrooch him with, Cloyd?
Ten.
Ten what?
I dunno, Gidney, it just says 'ten.'
Dave C.
|
396.2390 | Scrooch -> Ebenezer | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sun Mar 06 1988 19:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.2391 | Ebenezer -> Green Acres | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | just plain strange | Sun Mar 06 1988 20:28 | 0 |
396.2392 | Green Acres -> Green Giant | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sun Mar 06 1988 20:39 | 0 |
396.2393 | Green giant -> canned peas | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Mar 07 1988 00:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.2394 | canned peas --> goober | TERZA::ZANE | the buck stops with the IRS | Mon Mar 07 1988 01:41 | 0 |
396.2395 | goober -> Jimmy Carter | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Mon Mar 07 1988 19:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.2396 | Jimmy Carter --> Peanuts | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Mon Mar 07 1988 20:07 | 1 |
| Corsican Egg.
|
396.2397 | Peanuts->Snoopy | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Mar 07 1988 21:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.2398 | Snoopy --> Red Baron | ME::TRUMPLER | ends, you fall in the gutter | Mon Mar 07 1988 23:19 | 0 |
396.2399 | Red Baron --> Spad meat | INK::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Mon Mar 07 1988 23:51 | 4 |
| point of order:
The Red Baron flew a Fokker; presumably Snoopy _thinks_ he's flying
a Spad, though really, it's a dog house.
|
396.2400 | Spad meat -> Spam treat | DECSIM::HEILMAN | RAEL imperial aerosol kid | Tue Mar 08 1988 04:32 | 9 |
|
SPAM !
SPAM !
SPAM !
Oh this is futile...
|
396.2401 | Spam treat -> Devilled ham | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | just plain strange | Tue Mar 08 1988 05:43 | 0 |
396.2402 | Devilled ham -> school lunches | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Mar 08 1988 06:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.2403 | school lunches -> jam roly poly | HLDG03::KEW | Tea break over, back on your heads | Tue Mar 08 1988 16:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.2404 | jam roly poly --> fatties' jazz session | ERASER::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Tue Mar 08 1988 18:35 | 3 |
| or:
-<jam roly poly --> fat guy's summer shorts>-
|
396.2405 | fatties' jazz session -> ham jam | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Tue Mar 08 1988 22:10 | 2 |
| fat cats in hats and spats blowing bleats and blats
|
396.2406 | ham jam --> jelly roll | TERZA::ZANE | freedom tastes sweet! | Tue Mar 08 1988 23:35 | 0 |
396.2407 | jelly roll --> peanut butter slide | ZFC::DERAMO | I voted on Super Tuesday! | Wed Mar 09 1988 02:51 | 0 |
396.2408 | peanut butter slide --> rule of thumb | AYOV27::ISMITH | Spare a shekel for an ex-leper. | Wed Mar 09 1988 15:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.2409 | rule of thumb => Laws by Thom Thumb | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Wed Mar 09 1988 17:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.2410 | lbTT > The bigger they are, the harder they fall | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Wed Mar 09 1988 18:38 | 5 |
| I'da done
jelly roll -> Morton
(for you jazz/etc fans out there)
|
396.2411 | The bigger they are, the harder they fall -- King Kong | ERASER::KALLIS | A Dhole isn't a political animal. | Wed Mar 09 1988 20:48 | 2 |
| or:
-<The bigger they are, the harder they fall --- Timberrr!>-
|
396.2412 | King Kong -> Uncle Meat | DECSIM::HEILMAN | RAEL imperial aerosol kid | Wed Mar 09 1988 21:03 | 2 |
|
Song (King Kong) from album (Uncle Meat) by Frank Zappa.
|
396.2413 | Uncle Meat -> Mr. E. Meat | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Wed Mar 09 1988 22:38 | 1 |
| it's his full name - maybe you've seen him around school cafeterias?
|
396.2414 | Mr. E. Meat -> Hockey Puck | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Thu Mar 10 1988 00:00 | 2 |
| what we used to call him and his friends
|
396.2415 | Hocky Puck --> What fools these goalies be | INK::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Thu Mar 10 1988 01:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.2416 | Wftgb -> What foods these morsels be | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Thu Mar 10 1988 19:21 | 3 |
| Mr. E. Meat -> Hockey Puck -> also tie in neatly...
|
396.2417 | What foods these morsels be --> freeze-dried | TERZA::ZANE | in my next life I'm going to be a duck... | Thu Mar 10 1988 20:27 | 3 |
|
I don't know. I can't tell.
|
396.2418 | | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Mar 10 1988 20:28 | 1 |
| What foods these morsels be -> hors d'oeuvres
|
396.2419 | | INK::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Thu Mar 10 1988 20:43 | 7 |
| Freeze-dried ----------+
|
|
|
hors d'oeuvres --------+------>chipped teeth
|
396.2420 | chipped teeth -> Dental DRAMS | DECSIM::HEILMAN | RAEL imperial aerosol kid | Thu Mar 10 1988 21:11 | 2 |
| Alliteratively speaking, of course
|
396.2421 | Dental DRAMS --> gentle grams | ZFC::DERAMO | Coincide: what to do if it rains | Fri Mar 11 1988 03:23 | 0 |
396.2422 | gentle grams -> snow white | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | I'm Mike Zarlenga, and you're not | Fri Mar 11 1988 07:02 | 0 |
396.2423 | snow white -> and the three dwarfs | JANUS::CROWLE | On a clear disk you can seek forever | Fri Mar 11 1988 12:08 | 8 |
| News item a month or so ago - there's a shortage (excuse the pun)
of real live dwarfs to play in the well loved children's pantomime.
So the show goes on with rather less than the customary seven -
but they run about a lot to make it seem that there's more ...
I bet it doesn't fool the kids, though.
-- brian
|
396.2424 | three dwarfs -> and two red giants | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Fri Mar 11 1988 17:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.2425 | | HLDG03::KEW | Tea break over, back on your heads | Fri Mar 11 1988 18:10 | 4 |
| -< and two red giants --> And a partridge in a pear tree >-
|
396.2426 | a partridge in a pear tree-->is worth two in the bush | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Fri Mar 11 1988 18:13 | 0 |
396.2427 | two in the bush -> baby | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Fri Mar 11 1988 19:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.2428 | baby --> lawn | AYOV27::ISMITH | Spare a shekel for an ex-leper. | Fri Mar 11 1988 19:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.2429 | baby --> kitten | INK::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Fri Mar 11 1988 20:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.2430 | | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Fri Mar 11 1988 20:32 | 4 |
| kitten ---+
|
|
lawn -----+----------> pooper scooper
|
396.2431 | pooper scooper --> Tobin's! | ZFC::DERAMO | To err is human; to moo, bovine | Fri Mar 11 1988 21:40 | 0 |
396.2432 | Tobins --> Botulism! | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Fri Mar 11 1988 22:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.2433 | botulism --> mules | INK::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Fri Mar 11 1988 22:31 | 3 |
|
I read once that mules are among the relatively few animals naturally
immune to botulism.
|
396.2434 | mules --> unproductive | TERZA::ZANE | in my next life I'm going to be a duck... | Sat Mar 12 1988 00:05 | 0 |
396.2435 | unproductive -> goldbrickers | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Sat Mar 12 1988 00:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.2436 | goldbrickers -> follow the yellow brick road | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Sat Mar 12 1988 00:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.2437 | follow the yello brick road --> double yellow line | TERZA::ZANE | in my next life I'm going to be a duck... | Sat Mar 12 1988 00:26 | 0 |
396.2438 | double yellow line --> down his back | INK::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Sat Mar 12 1988 00:42 | 2 |
|
AKA the world's worst coward
|
396.2439 | double yellow line -> head-on collision | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Sat Mar 12 1988 00:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.2440 | head-on collision --> the brick wall won | ZFC::DERAMO | performing without a net | Sat Mar 12 1988 02:28 | 0 |
396.2441 | the brick wall won => two, three, for the road | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Sat Mar 12 1988 21:45 | 4 |
|
Back to Monty Python......
|
396.2442 | 2,3,4 the road-> five yeaars to the memory | HYDRA::PARSONS2 | Black Mountain is all white!!!! | Mon Mar 14 1988 01:45 | 2 |
|
|
396.2443 | five years ... -> 2000 light years from home | DECSIM::HEILMAN | RAEL imperial aerosol kid | Mon Mar 14 1988 05:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.2444 | 2000 light years from home --> far out! | TERZA::ZANE | in my next life I'm going to be a duck... | Mon Mar 14 1988 08:09 | 0 |
396.2445 | far out -> twilight zone | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Mar 14 1988 17:11 | 5 |
|
didn't "down his back" get dropped awhile back?
Bonnie J
|
396.2446 | twilight zone -> doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Tea in the Sahara with you... | Mon Mar 14 1988 18:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.2447 | -> Deep doo-doo | DECSIM::HEILMAN | RAEL imperial aerosol kid | Mon Mar 14 1988 21:05 | 2 |
|
Attributed to our Vice "I am not a wimp" President I believe
|
396.2448 | deep doo-doo -> dippety doo | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Mon Mar 14 1988 22:34 | 3 |
| I think 'down his back' got merged into 'double yellow line'
--bonnie
|
396.2449 | dippety doo --> doo da, doo da | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Mar 14 1988 22:52 | 0 |
396.2450 | doo da, doo da > do campus buses run all night? | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | lather, rinse, repeat. | Mon Mar 14 1988 23:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.2451 | do ... run all night? --> at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk | TERZA::ZANE | in my next life I'm going to be a duck... | Tue Mar 15 1988 01:07 | 0 |
396.2452 | don't walk -> on my blue suede shoes | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Tue Mar 15 1988 01:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.2453 | | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Mar 15 1988 01:23 | 2 |
| on my blue suede shoes --> send them to the cleaners
|
396.2454 | | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Tue Mar 15 1988 01:39 | 2 |
| < send the to the cleaners --> See Spot..... >
|
396.2455 | See Spot --> C# | TERZA::ZANE | in my next life I'm going to be a duck... | Tue Mar 15 1988 01:43 | 0 |
396.2456 | C# --> 0# | ZFC::DERAMO | performing without a net | Tue Mar 15 1988 04:01 | 0 |
396.2457 | 0# -> telephone keypad | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | I'm Mike Zarlenga, and you're not | Tue Mar 15 1988 06:28 | 0 |
396.2458 | telephone keypad -> edit keypad | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Tue Mar 15 1988 16:57 | 3 |
|
|
396.2459 | edit keypad => gold | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Sliding down the razorblade of life | Tue Mar 15 1988 17:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.2460 | gold -> command | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Mar 15 1988 18:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.2461 | command -> revolt | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Tue Mar 15 1988 20:51 | 1 |
| --bonnie, unreformed '70's radical
|
396.2462 | revolt --> reamp | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Tue Mar 15 1988 21:23 | 4 |
|
Bring up the power!
Watt's up, folks!
|
396.2463 | reamp --> recurrent | ZFC::DERAMO | performing without a net | Tue Mar 15 1988 21:32 | 0 |
396.2464 | recurrent --> Zap | CLOVAX::FORNER | And you thought *YOU* were wierd! | Tue Mar 15 1988 22:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.2465 | ZAP --> EPI | TERZA::ZANE | in my next life I'm going to be a duck... | Tue Mar 15 1988 22:31 | 3 |
|
execute programmer immediately
|
396.2466 | EPI --> EPA | CLOVAX::FORNER | And you thought *YOU* were wierd! | Tue Mar 15 1988 22:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.2467 | EPA--->ERA | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Mar 15 1988 23:29 | 2 |
|
Bonnie J sixties hold over :-)
|
396.2468 | ERA -> Cy Young Award | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Wed Mar 16 1988 00:50 | 3 |
| Sorry, I grew up on Bob Gibson and Sandy Koufax . . .
--bonnie
|
396.2469 | Cy Young Award --> A ward of the state | ZFC::DERAMO | performing without a net | Wed Mar 16 1988 02:40 | 0 |
396.2470 | A ward of the state -> a state of the mind | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Mar 16 1988 04:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.2471 | a state of the mind --> Paranoia nervosa | CLOVAX::FORNER | And you thought *YOU* were wierd! | Wed Mar 16 1988 06:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.2472 | Paranoia nervosa -> you're *all* out to get me!!! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | lather, rinse, repeat. | Wed Mar 16 1988 19:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.2473 | all out to get you -> Duck! | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Wed Mar 16 1988 19:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.2474 | Duck! --> Moose! | ZFC::DERAMO | performing without a net | Wed Mar 16 1988 21:14 | 0 |
396.2475 | Moose --> Mousse | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Wed Mar 16 1988 22:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.2476 | mousse -> CHOCOLATE!!! | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Wed Mar 16 1988 22:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.2477 | CHOCOLATE!!! -> XTC!!! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Modem Butterfly | Wed Mar 16 1988 22:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.2478 | XTC!!-->etc. | INK::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Wed Mar 16 1988 22:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.2479 | etc. -> ad nauseum | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Thu Mar 17 1988 00:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.2480 | ad nauseum --> odd mausoleum | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Thu Mar 17 1988 00:32 | 0 |
396.2481 | odd mausoleum --> even keel | TERZA::ZANE | in becoming there is being | Thu Mar 17 1988 00:53 | 0 |
396.2482 | even keel ? -->keeled over, bottom's up | PASTIS::MONAHAN | humanity is a trojan horse | Thu Mar 17 1988 02:38 | 2 |
| Oh! the nostalgia.... XTC was the registration letters on the plate
of my wife's car when we were courting.
|
396.2483 | and... white water canoeing | PASTIS::MONAHAN | humanity is a trojan horse | Thu Mar 17 1988 02:41 | 1 |
| And, (not to add anything to the current game) we met --^^
|
396.2484 | keeled over, bottoms's up --> ostrich | ZFC::DERAMO | Word association-football quarterback | Thu Mar 17 1988 02:53 | 0 |
396.2485 | ostrich --> plumes | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Mar 17 1988 05:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.2486 | plumes --> pseudonyms | ZFC::DERAMO | performing without a net | Thu Mar 17 1988 06:26 | 0 |
396.2487 | pseudonyms --> antonyms | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Thu Mar 17 1988 08:13 | 0 |
396.2488 | antonyms --> homonyms | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Thu Mar 17 1988 16:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.2489 | homonyms => Gulliver | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Sliding down the razorblade of life | Thu Mar 17 1988 17:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.2490 | Gulliver --> lilliputians | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Mar 17 1988 18:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.2491 | lilliputions -> monosyllables | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Thu Mar 17 1988 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.2492 | monosyllables --> ones | ERASER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Thu Mar 17 1988 18:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.2493 | ones --> toes | CLOVAX::FORNER | And you thought *YOU* were wierd! | Thu Mar 17 1988 19:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.2494 | toes --> roses | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Mar 17 1988 20:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.2495 | roses --> red | ZFC::DERAMO | where the sidewalk begins | Thu Mar 17 1988 21:48 | 0 |
396.2496 | red -> rover | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Thu Mar 17 1988 22:21 | 7 |
|
Until I was seven or eight, I thought roses were yellow or pink
because the only roses I had ever seen were wild roses and the
yellow prairie roses that grow in our part of Montana (you know,
like "The Yellow Rose of Texas").
--bonnie
|
396.2497 | rover --> drifter | TERZA::ZANE | in becoming there is being | Thu Mar 17 1988 23:11 | 0 |
396.2498 | drifter --> bag-lady )-: | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Fri Mar 18 1988 00:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.2499 | bag-lady --> better days | INK::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Fri Mar 18 1988 01:16 | 4 |
|
On "Rover," with all _The Prisoner_ fans around here, I'd've thought.
-<Rover --> Weather Balloon>-
|
396.2500 | better days --> The Fonz | ZFC::DERAMO | performing without a net | Fri Mar 18 1988 03:08 | 0 |
396.2501 | The Fonz => The Fuzz | HYDRA::PARSONS2 | A moose once bit my sister.... | Fri Mar 18 1988 03:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.2502 | (The) Fuzz --> Box | AYOV27::ISMITH | Spare a shekel for an ex-leper. | Fri Mar 18 1988 13:02 | 1 |
| And round, and round, and round......
|
396.2503 | Box -> Soap | COP01::STS | SORENSEN | Fri Mar 18 1988 13:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.2504 | Soap --> Feared by 14-year-olds | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Fri Mar 18 1988 16:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.2505 | 14-year-olds -> no food in the house | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Fri Mar 18 1988 17:11 | 4 |
|
especially if you were planning a special dinner . . .
--bonnie
|
396.2506 | no food in the house --> too true! | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Fri Mar 18 1988 17:18 | 5 |
| It's funny isn't it? When my son was 13 or 14, he would run a mile
at the sight of a bar of soap. Now he's 16, we can't get him out
of the bathroom.
Jeff.
|
396.2507 | too true! --> too late! | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Fri Mar 18 1988 19:34 | 5 |
| For "Feared by 14-year-olds, I'd have put:
-<Feared by 14-year-olds --> Freddy Krueger>-
|
396.2508 | too late! -> tulip | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Fri Mar 18 1988 20:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.2509 | tulip -->tiptoe through the tulips | ZFC::DERAMO | | Fri Mar 18 1988 21:40 | 0 |
396.2510 | tiptoe -> en pointe | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Sat Mar 19 1988 00:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.2511 | en (pointe) --> pica | AYOV18::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Sat Mar 19 1988 00:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.2512 | pica --> armadillo | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Sat Mar 19 1988 00:54 | 3 |
| by way of pica-dillo, of course
--bonnie
|
396.2513 | armadillo --> brillo | AYOV18::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Sat Mar 19 1988 01:17 | 6 |
396.2514 | brillo -> washed up | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Sat Mar 19 1988 01:34 | 3 |
| remember the ads? "Looks like you're all washed up, pink pad."
--bonnie
|
396.2515 | washed up --> by the tide | TERZA::ZANE | in becoming there is being | Sat Mar 19 1988 03:01 | 0 |
396.2516 | by the tide --> high or low? | ZFC::DERAMO | | Sat Mar 19 1988 03:04 | 34 |
| Re: .-a few, on "box"
"box" hasn't come up which many times, excuse me, that many times:
(dir/title="box" 396.* -- and half of these are responses to "box")
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The Joy of Lex
Created: 28-FEB-1986 12:47 496 topics Updated: 18-MAR-1988 18:40
-< A Notes File even your grammar could love >-
Topic Author Date Repl Title
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COOKIE::ZANE 31-AUG-1987 396.73 claustrophobia --> boxed
SYSENG::NELSON 31-AUG-1987 396.74 boxed -> cuffed
NATASH::AIKEN 15-SEP-1987 396.132 idiot --> box
GNUVAX::BOBBITT 15-SEP-1987 396.133 box --> lunch
CHIC::PETERS 10-NOV-1987 396.622 telephone --> box
AYOV15::ISMITH 10-NOV-1987 396.623 box --> bedroom
MLNIT5::FINANCE 17-NOV-1987 396.689 wrong --> BOX
AITG::TRUMPLER 17-NOV-1987 396.690 box --> ring
CHIC::PETERS 22-NOV-1987 396.760 robotOcide (?) -> Box
TERZA::ZANE 23-NOV-1987 396.761 box --> giftwrap
ME::TRUMPLER 8-DEC-1987 396.1045 dance --> box
ISTG::WARDEN 8-DEC-1987 396.1046 box -> No, I play golf.
RDGE28::BOOTH 8-DEC-1987 396.1047 box --> er, shorts
ME::TRUMPLER 4-JAN-1988 396.1476 tic-tack-toe --> box
REGENT::EPSTEIN 4-JAN-1988 396.1477 box --> pug
ZFC::DERAMO 11-JAN-1988 396.1569 Jack of all trades --> Jack in the box
PLDVAX::ZARLENGA 11-JAN-1988 396.1570 Jack in the box -> Taco Bell
CLARID::PETERS 18-JAN-1988 396.1763 -> box
YIPPEE::LIRON 18-JAN-1988 396.1764 ->box --> ->soap
AYOV27::ISMITH 18-MAR-1988 396.2502 (The) Fuzz --> Box
COP01::STS 18-MAR-1988 396.2503 Box -> Soap
|
396.2517 | high or low? -> buy or sell? | DECSIM::HEILMAN | My paging file, it is full of eels | Sat Mar 19 1988 20:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.2518 | buy or sell -> want ads | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Mar 19 1988 21:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.2519 | want ads --> why do you want them? | ZFC::DERAMO | Think of it as evolution in action. | Sat Mar 19 1988 23:18 | 0 |
396.2520 | why do you want them? -> I'll never tell :-) | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Mar 19 1988 23:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.2521 | I'll never tell :-) --> for something kinky? | ZFC::DERAMO | Think of it as evolution in action. | Sun Mar 20 1988 19:38 | 0 |
396.2522 | for something kinky? --> No, for Lent. | TERZA::ZANE | Thank you, Mr. Secretary | Sun Mar 20 1988 22:26 | 0 |
396.2523 | No, for Lent -> Yes, for given | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Mon Mar 21 1988 13:34 | 0 |
396.2524 | Yes, for given => No, for taken | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Mar 21 1988 15:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.2525 | No, for taken --> Et two Brute | AYOV27::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Mon Mar 21 1988 16:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.2526 | Et two Brute -> Ides of March | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Mar 21 1988 18:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.2527 | Ides of March => otherwise | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Sliding down the razorblade of life | Mon Mar 21 1988 19:46 | 12 |
| This one's a bit obscure. The link comes from a jingle:
In March, July, October, May
The Nones are on the seventh day
On the fifteenth are the Ides
On the thirteenth otherwise
or something like that. I never applied the jingle, so can't vouch
for the details. But I do remember `otherwise' as possibly the worst
rhyme I ever heard.
b
|
396.2528 | otherwise --> anotherstupid | ERASER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Mon Mar 21 1988 20:27 | 10 |
|
Point of trivia: Many years ago, Income Tax used to come due 15
March -- that is, the Ides of March. The delicate
and sensitive Internal revenue service, assuming
that most children had to read _Julius Caesar_
some time before leaving school, tactfully changed
the deadline to the Idea of April.
|
396.2529 | anotherstupid --> reply | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Mar 21 1988 22:51 | 3 |
|
I could say something about signal->noise ratios in some conferences
here, but I'll restrain myself...:-)
|
396.2530 | re-ply > try again... | LEZAH::BOBBITT | performing without Annette... | Mon Mar 21 1988 23:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.2531 | try again -> very trying | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Mar 21 1988 23:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.2532 | very trying --> vexatious | TERZA::ZANE | Thank you, Mr. Secretary | Tue Mar 22 1988 00:53 | 0 |
396.2533 | vexatious --> The VAX ate us | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Tue Mar 22 1988 09:00 | 0 |
396.2534 | The VAX ate us -> The PDP8/e | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Mar 22 1988 11:49 | 0 |
396.2535 | The PDP-8/e --> PDP-8/extended | ERASER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Tue Mar 22 1988 18:25 | 4 |
|
A 32-bit-wordlength PDP-8/* wlould be a really effective RISC computer
[hint ... hint]
|
396.2536 | PDP-8/extended --> extended family | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Tue Mar 22 1988 22:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.2537 | extended family -> fourth of July picnic | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Mar 22 1988 22:46 | 5 |
|
the last time my whole (extended) family was together
Bonnie
|
396.2538 | extended family -> picnic -> A(u)nts | LEZAH::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Wed Mar 23 1988 01:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.2539 | ants -> carpenters | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Wed Mar 23 1988 01:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.2540 | Carpenters --> Nazareth | AYOV27::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Wed Mar 23 1988 02:12 | 1 |
| Double association here.... (Can YOU spot it?)
|
396.2541 | Carpenters -> Nazareth -> Heavy metal anorexia? | DECSIM::HEILMAN | My paging file, it is full of eels | Wed Mar 23 1988 02:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.2542 | Heavy metal anorexia? --> arsenic induced purging | ZFC::DERAMO | Think of it as evolution in action. | Wed Mar 23 1988 02:51 | 0 |
396.2543 | arsenic induced purging --> ipecac | TERZA::ZANE | no choice but to be | Wed Mar 23 1988 03:16 | 0 |
396.2544 | ipecac --> icepac(k) | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Wed Mar 23 1988 03:21 | 0 |
396.2545 | icepac(k)--> party night! | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Mar 23 1988 05:37 | 3 |
|
some back...what was the double reference...
|
396.2546 | party night --> polling day | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Progress:=!(going_backwards>coping) | Wed Mar 23 1988 07:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.2547 | polling day --> barge | AYOV18::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Wed Mar 23 1988 12:20 | 7 |
| The double reference was (a) musical - The Carpenters (popular music)
Nazareth ('Heavy Metal')
and (b) biblical - carpenter (Joseph's trade)
Nazareth (a place)
Ian.
|
396.2548 | | HLDG03::KEW | Tea break over, back on your heads | Wed Mar 23 1988 13:13 | 1 |
| -< barge --> Argy Bargy, boatman on the river Plate >-
|
396.2549 | ... river Plate --> silver dip | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Wed Mar 23 1988 17:29 | 2 |
|
Used to be a product to make your cutlery shine :-)
|
396.2550 | river Platte --> rolling mud | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Wed Mar 23 1988 17:31 | 6 |
|
And no trees, either! And so dry you can still see wagon tracks
from the Oregon trail in places beside it -- the vegetation hasn't
grown over it yet.
--bonnie
|
396.2551 | rolling mud => moraine | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Sliding down the razorblade of life | Wed Mar 23 1988 17:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.2552 | moraine -> more snow | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Wed Mar 23 1988 17:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.2553 | more snow --> less know | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Wed Mar 23 1988 20:46 | 13 |
| Re -<moraine --> * >-:
if you're icthyological:
-<moraine --> Elaine>-
or, of the horsey set:
-<moraine --> give 'im 'is head>-
If you prefer rhyme:
-<moraine --> lorainne>-
|
396.2554 | less know --> too much TV | ZFC::DERAMO | Think of it as evolution in action. | Wed Mar 23 1988 21:30 | 9 |
|
Re .-1
>> -<moraine --> lorainne>-
Wasn't that the name of the Spanish mountain climber who
became famous for being more sure-footed on steep terrain
than on flat?
|
396.2555 | too much TV -> turn it off | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Mar 23 1988 21:43 | 3 |
|
silver dip got dropped back in .2549
|
396.2556 | | TERZA::ZANE | no choice but to be | Wed Mar 23 1988 21:54 | 6 |
|
silver dip --> gold rush -----|
|--> ghost town
turn it off ---|
|
396.2557 | ghost town -> tumbleweeds | LEZAH::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Wed Mar 23 1988 22:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.2558 | tumbleweeds -> jumping beans | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Wed Mar 23 1988 22:35 | 6 |
| re: .2556
Wow, that's great!
--bonnie
|
396.2559 | jumping beans --> Montezuma's Revenge | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Wed Mar 23 1988 22:45 | 0 |
396.2560 | Montezuma's Revenge --> tourist | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Wed Mar 23 1988 22:49 | 7 |
|
For "silver dip":
-<silver dip --> flealess white stallion>-
This is not a straight line for that guy in the films who played
Rocky.
|
396.2561 | tourist -> luggage | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Mar 24 1988 00:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.2562 | luggage --> it got sent where? | ZFC::DERAMO | Think of it as evolution in action. | Thu Mar 24 1988 03:14 | 0 |
396.2563 | where? --> Atlanta | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Thu Mar 24 1988 03:30 | 4 |
| Popular saying in the southeast: "Whether you're going to heaven
or hell, you have to go through Atlanta to get there."
--bonnie
|
396.2564 | Atlanta -> Sherman | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Mar 24 1988 07:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.2565 | Sherman --> Peabody | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Thu Mar 24 1988 09:08 | 0 |
396.2566 | Peabody => The butler did it. | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Mar 24 1988 15:56 | 4 |
|
The movie 'Clue' had a Mr. Peabody that died in the above way....
|
396.2567 | (The butler) did it --> morse code | AYOV18::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Thu Mar 24 1988 17:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.2568 | morse code --> ... ._ __ .._ . ._.. | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Thu Mar 24 1988 17:34 | 2 |
|
You have to translate this to make a valid reply!
|
396.2569 | ... ._ __ .._ . ._.. => torch | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Sliding down the razorblade of life | Thu Mar 24 1988 18:52 | 4 |
| I used to know it all; as it is, I had to guess (apart from the
S and the E).
My son Sam has a torch decorated with Morse.
|
396.2570 | torch->singer | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Mar 24 1988 20:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.2571 | Singer --> sewing machines | ZFC::DERAMO | Sidewalks have *two* ends! | Thu Mar 24 1988 21:05 | 0 |
396.2572 | sewing machines -> needles and treadles | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Thu Mar 24 1988 21:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.2573 | needles and treadles -> cannot mend this heart of mine | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Fri Mar 25 1988 00:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.2574 | Cannot mend this heart of mine -> Taylor | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Mar 25 1988 01:02 | 9 |
|
( :-) seems silly to have to explain all these! :-))
mend ---> tailor ---> Taylor
broken heart needs repair, then I'm the man to see... ---> Taylor
|
396.2575 | Taylor -> Livingston | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Fri Mar 25 1988 01:12 | 6 |
|
You don't have to explain, I got it the first time! : ) :) :)
--bonnie
|
396.2576 | Livingston --> Sea Gull | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Fri Mar 25 1988 01:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.2577 | Sea Gull --> See Gaul | ZFC::DERAMO | Reunite Gondwanaland! | Fri Mar 25 1988 03:12 | 0 |
396.2578 | See Gaul -> divided in three parts | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Mar 25 1988 05:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.2579 | divided in three parts -> tripartheid | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Progress:=!(going_backwards>coping) | Fri Mar 25 1988 07:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.2580 | Tripartheid --> and go seek | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Fri Mar 25 1988 17:59 | 7 |
|
For "Sea gull":
-<Sea Gull --> Ea-gull>-
After an Ogden Nash poem about a hooker tern
|
396.2581 | and go seek => And Ye shall find | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Mar 25 1988 18:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.2582 | And Ye Shall find -> dust kittens | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Mar 25 1988 19:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.2583 | dust kittens -> pussy willows | THATS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Mar 25 1988 20:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.2584 | pussy willows -> cattails | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Sat Mar 26 1988 00:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.2585 | cattails -> swamps | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Mar 26 1988 00:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.2586 | swamps -> gas | COMET::LEVETT | They're all a bunch of Baggums! | Sat Mar 26 1988 01:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.2587 | gas --> Tobin's | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Sat Mar 26 1988 01:25 | 13 |
|
For Cat tails I'd have done:
-<cat tails --> Manx>-
for those weho don't know, Manx cats have no tails. They're born
that way.
or
-<Cat tails --> flogging>-
as in Cat o' nine Tails
|
396.2588 | Tobin's -> or not | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Sat Mar 26 1988 17:42 | 2 |
|
The question is like that.
|
396.2589 | or not -> Boolean | DECSIM::HEILMAN | My paging file, it is full of eels | Sat Mar 26 1988 18:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.2590 | Boolean --> determination | AYOV18::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Sat Mar 26 1988 23:52 | 18 |
| I wondered about this one, and couldn't decide which alternative
to use, so....
/ True grit \
Boolean __/ \--> grit your teeth --> determination
\ /
\ False teeth /
Re .2587
This reminds me of the man who went into the pet shop, and said
"Do you have a Manx cat?", to which the shopkeeper replied "No....
but I could make you one."
Ian.
|
396.2591 | determination => pluck | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sun Mar 27 1988 05:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.2592 | pluck --> chicken | ZFC::DERAMO | Reunite Gondwanaland! | Sun Mar 27 1988 07:43 | 0 |
396.2593 | chicken -> gutless | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Progress:=!(going_backwards>coping) | Mon Mar 28 1988 10:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.2594 | gutless --> amoeba | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Mon Mar 28 1988 20:04 | 2 |
|
Amoebas, like all protozoa have no guts; just vacuoles.
|
396.2595 | amoeba -> salesman | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Mon Mar 28 1988 22:12 | 7 |
|
brainless
amoeba__________/ \_______________salesman
\_____ ____/
\soft cell-------soft sell/
|
396.2596 | salesman --> obsequious | TERZA::ZANE | no choice but to be | Mon Mar 28 1988 23:04 | 0 |
396.2597 | obsequious --> obfuscatory | ME::TRUMPLER | Pining for the fnords | Mon Mar 28 1988 23:39 | 0 |
396.2598 | obfuscatory --> obsolescent | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Mar 29 1988 02:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.2599 | obsolescent --> planned | ZFC::DERAMO | Reunite Gondwanaland! | Tue Mar 29 1988 04:39 | 0 |
396.2600 | planned => parenthood | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Mar 29 1988 16:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.2601 | parenthood --> Sellotape | AYOV27::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Tue Mar 29 1988 17:37 | 1 |
| There's an Austrailian connection here... 8^}
|
396.2602 | Sellotape => Scotch | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Sliding down the razorblade of life | Tue Mar 29 1988 19:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.2603 | Scotch --> Whisky | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Tue Mar 29 1988 20:29 | 5 |
| Re a few back ...
And Ye Shall Know ... The Truth, And The Truth Shall Make You Free.
Pierre.
|
396.2604 | whiskey -> sour | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Tue Mar 29 1988 21:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.2605 | sour (grapes) --> wine | TERZA::ZANE | no choice but to be | Tue Mar 29 1988 22:15 | 0 |
396.2606 | wine --> propeller | ME::TRUMPLER | some choice but not to be | Tue Mar 29 1988 23:30 | 0 |
396.2607 | propeller --> beanie | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Wed Mar 30 1988 00:50 | 14 |
|
For sour (grapes) --> wine, I'd'v'e:
-<wine --> vinegar>-
for "wine," I think it'd habe been better as:
-<wine -> turbine>-
or:
-<wine --> brat>-
|
396.2608 | beanie --> brownie | TERZA::ZANE | pining for choices | Wed Mar 30 1988 01:18 | 0 |
396.2609 | brownie -> cub scout | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Wed Mar 30 1988 05:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.2610 | cub scout --> merit badges | ZFC::DERAMO | My karma ran over my dogma. | Wed Mar 30 1988 05:18 | 0 |
396.2611 | merit badges -> medal of valor | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | Jim Ignatowski after detox | Wed Mar 30 1988 10:21 | 0 |
396.2612 | medal of valor -> red badge of courage | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Wed Mar 30 1988 20:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.2613 | Red badge of courage --> bandage | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Wed Mar 30 1988 20:40 | 19 |
| Re "cub scouts":
cub scouts get ranks (wolf, bear, lion) and not merit badges, but
arrowheads. Thus, to be accurate, it should read:
-<cub scouts -->webelos>-
"webelos" is the
badge cubs get when
they're going to
"graduate" to being
boy scouts
-<webelos --> boy scouts>-
-<boy scouts --> merit badges>-
Now the shade of Lord Baden-Powell
can rest easy. :-)
|
396.2614 | bandage => Bandages, we don't need no stinking bandages | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Mar 30 1988 20:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.2615 | bandage --> blood | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Thu Mar 31 1988 00:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.2616 | blood --> thirsty | TERZA::ZANE | Something exists to distinguish nothing. | Thu Mar 31 1988 01:26 | 0 |
396.2617 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Thu Mar 31 1988 03:32 | 5 |
| Bandages--We don't need no stinking bandages -------+
|
|
|
Thirsty --------------------------------------------+---> water
|
396.2618 | Water ----> The Beach | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Thu Mar 31 1988 04:09 | 1 |
| It's getting warm!
|
396.2619 | The Beach --> The Beach Boys | ZFC::DERAMO | My karma ran over my dogma. | Thu Mar 31 1988 04:18 | 0 |
396.2620 | The Beach Boys -> of Summer | DECSIM::HEILMAN | My paging file, it is full of eels | Thu Mar 31 1988 06:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.2621 | of summer -> flies | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 2 Cups de-coffinated caffeine please | Thu Mar 31 1988 07:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.2622 | flies --> zip | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Thu Mar 31 1988 19:15 | 1 |
| Do I have to explain this one?
|
396.2623 | zip --> UP | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Thu Mar 31 1988 21:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.2624 | UP --> UPS | TERZA::ZANE | Something exists to distinguish nothing. | Thu Mar 31 1988 23:07 | 0 |
396.2625 | UPS --> Domino's | ME::TRUMPLER | Nothing desists to extinguish something | Thu Mar 31 1988 23:44 | 2 |
| Re .2624:
I'd have done -< UP --> SP >-
|
396.2626 | Domino's -> Sugar | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Thu Mar 31 1988 23:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.2627 | sugar --> sweetie pie | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Fri Apr 01 1988 01:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.2628 | sweetie pie --> honey bun | TERZA::ZANE | But those aren't my words! | Fri Apr 01 1988 02:09 | 0 |
396.2629 | honey bun --> cup cake | ZFC::DERAMO | Take my advice, I'm not using it | Fri Apr 01 1988 04:56 | 0 |
396.2630 | cup cake --> two sizes too large | PRESTO::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Apr 01 1988 18:38 | 2 |
|
|
396.2631 | two sizes too large --> normal Government issue | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Fri Apr 01 1988 19:38 | 5 |
|
For "cup cake" ---
-<cup cake --> policeman cookie>-
|
396.2632 | normal Government issue --> TAXES!! | TERZA::ZANE | Don't read this line. | Fri Apr 01 1988 22:51 | 0 |
396.2633 | TAXES!! --> theft | ZFC::DERAMO | Take my advice, I'm not using it | Fri Apr 01 1988 23:14 | 0 |
396.2634 | theft --> Brinks truck | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Sat Apr 02 1988 00:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.2635 | Brinks truck -> arm(or)ed robbery | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Sat Apr 02 1988 00:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.2636 | arm(or)ed robbery --> rape and pillage | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Sat Apr 02 1988 01:00 | 0 |
396.2637 | rape and pillage --> bestselling novel | ERASER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Sat Apr 02 1988 01:13 | 3 |
|
Could also be the name of an obscure vaudeville team (like Clark
and McCullough, for film fans)
|
396.2638 | rape&pillage (a) bestselling novel > TV Movie | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Sat Apr 02 1988 03:19 | 1 |
| that's usually the process whereby they make 'em
|
396.2639 | TV movie --> up too late | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Apr 04 1988 22:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.2640 | up too late --> ate tool up! | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Apr 04 1988 23:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.2641 | ate tool up --> peppermint shovel | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Mon Apr 04 1988 23:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.2642 | peppermint shovel -> box of Altoids | ERIS::CALLAS | I've lost my faith in nihilism. | Mon Apr 04 1988 23:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.2643 | box of Altoids --> Curiously Strong | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Tue Apr 05 1988 00:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.2644 | Curiously Strong --> Dirty Laundry | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Tue Apr 05 1988 00:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.2645 | Dirty Laundry -*> Dirty Dancing | PRESTO::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Apr 05 1988 02:25 | 3 |
|
* = the result of ?
|
396.2646 | Dirty Dancing -> Hungry Eyes | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Apr 05 1988 02:57 | 2 |
|
the song
|
396.2647 | Hungry Eyes --> Africa | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 2 Cups de-coffinated caffeine please | Tue Apr 05 1988 08:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.2648 | Hungry eyes --> Africa --> Drive | AYOV27::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Tue Apr 05 1988 15:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.2649 | Drive --> Fund Raiser | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Tue Apr 05 1988 17:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.2650 | Fund raiser --> poker player | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Tue Apr 05 1988 19:16 | 12 |
|
For "drive" one could have:
-<Drive --> Ferrari>-
or:
-<Drive --> ambition>-
or:
-<Drive --> from Ireland>-
Referring, of course to St. Patrick's treastment of snakes
|
396.2651 | poker player -> poker face | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Apr 05 1988 19:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.2652 | poker face -> W.C. Fields | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Tue Apr 05 1988 19:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.2653 | W.C. Fields --> My little Chickadee | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Tue Apr 05 1988 21:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.2654 | W.C. Fields --> Mrs. Fields | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Tue Apr 05 1988 21:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.2655 | Mrs. Fields -aka-> Mother Nature | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Apr 05 1988 21:23 | 2 |
|
|
396.2656 | Mother Nature -> Father Time | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Tue Apr 05 1988 21:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.2657 | Father Time --> Child of the Universe | TERZA::ZANE | Good reverence includes humor. | Tue Apr 05 1988 22:03 | 0 |
396.2658 | Child of the Universe --> Father of his country | ZFC::DERAMO | Trust me. I know what I'm doing. | Tue Apr 05 1988 22:22 | 0 |
396.2659 | Father of his country -> 1 very fertile man | ANGORA::ZARLENGA | Jim Ignatowski after detox | Wed Apr 06 1988 00:15 | 0 |
396.2660 | 1 very fertile man --> The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe | TERZA::ZANE | Good reverence includes humor. | Wed Apr 06 1988 01:21 | 0 |
396.2661 | -> love nest | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Wed Apr 06 1988 01:59 | 4 |
|
<one very fertile man -> old woman who lived in a shoe--+
|
<my little chickadee>-----------------------------------+->love nest>
|
396.2662 | love nest --> Bigfoot | ZFC::DERAMO | Trust me. I know what I'm doing. | Wed Apr 06 1988 03:47 | 1 |
| ... from a collection of computer generated "Enquirer" headlines.
|
396.2663 | Bigfoot --> The Big Slipper | AYOV27::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Wed Apr 06 1988 13:27 | 1 |
| For Billy Conolly fans...
|
396.2664 | The Big Slipper => banana | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Sliding down the razorblade of life | Wed Apr 06 1988 17:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.2665 | banana --> golden | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Wed Apr 06 1988 19:09 | 10 |
|
For "the Big Slipper":
-<The Big Slipper --> The Big Easy>-
or
-<The Big Slipper -->The Big Apple>-
or
-<The Big Slipper -->The Big Bopper>-
|
396.2666 | golden ---> daffodils | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Apr 06 1988 19:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.2667 | daffodils -> buttercups | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Wed Apr 06 1988 21:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.2668 | buttercups --> margarinebowls | ZFC::DERAMO | Trust me. I know what I'm doing. | Wed Apr 06 1988 22:13 | 0 |
396.2669 | margarine bowls --> greasy spoon | TERZA::ZANE | Good reverence includes humor. | Wed Apr 06 1988 22:17 | 0 |
396.2670 | greeasy spoon --> Tobin cafeteria | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Wed Apr 06 1988 23:07 | 10 |
|
For "margerine bowls":
-<margerine bowls --> Rose Bowl>-
or:
-<margerine bowls -->Super Bowl>-
or even:
-<margerine bowls -->soup bowls>-
|
396.2671 | Tobin cafeteria --> Tobin or not Tobin, THat... | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 2 Cups de-coffinated caffeine please | Thu Apr 07 1988 04:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.2672 | Tobin or not Tobin... --> Out damn spot! | AYOV18::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Thu Apr 07 1988 14:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.2673 | Out damn spot! -> naughty dalmation | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Apr 07 1988 19:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.2674 | naughty dalmation --> sick puppy | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Thu Apr 07 1988 20:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.2675 | sick puppy -> dead puppies aren't much fun | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Thu Apr 07 1988 20:34 | 1 |
| old song from Dr. Demento days...
|
396.2676 | dead puppies --> "Happy Cats" | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Thu Apr 07 1988 20:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.2677 | Happy Cats --> Morris & 9 Lives | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Thu Apr 07 1988 21:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.2678 | Morris & 9 Lives --> Snow White & 7 dwarves | ZFC::DERAMO | Trust me. I know what I'm doing. | Thu Apr 07 1988 22:47 | 0 |
396.2679 | Snow White & 7 dwarves => The 3 Little Pigs | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Apr 08 1988 00:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.2680 | The 3 Little Pigs -> Porkys I,II,III | PRESTO::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Apr 08 1988 00:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.2681 | Porkys I,II,III --> Rocky I-IV | TERZA::ZANE | Good reverence includes humor. | Fri Apr 08 1988 01:41 | 0 |
396.2683 | Rocky I-IV -> Friday the 13th part WHAT??!! | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Fri Apr 08 1988 02:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.2684 | Friday the 13th part WHAT??!! --> Parting is such sweet sorrow | ERASER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Fri Apr 08 1988 02:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.2685 | Parting is such sweet sorrow --> minoxidil | ERIS::CALLAS | I've lost my faith in nihilism. | Fri Apr 08 1988 03:08 | 2 |
|
|
396.2686 | minoxidil --> comb | TERZA::ZANE | Good reverence includes humor. | Fri Apr 08 1988 03:10 | 0 |
396.2687 | comb --> cat a | ZFC::DERAMO | Trust me. I know what I'm doing. | Fri Apr 08 1988 03:51 | 0 |
396.2688 | cat a --> falque | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Fri Apr 08 1988 06:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.2689 | fal-que -> flip them the bird | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Fri Apr 08 1988 23:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.2690 | flip them the bird --> in the bush | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Fri Apr 08 1988 23:38 | 1 |
| is worth two in the hand?
|
396.2691 | flip...bird -> Intenational Uni-finger Salute | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Fri Apr 08 1988 23:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.2692 | haymaker landed | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Apr 09 1988 02:22 | 2 |
| in the bush <-----haymaker landed -----> intenational uni-finger
salute
|
396.2693 | haymaker landed -> The Eagle has landed | DECSIM::HEILMAN | My paging file, it is full of eels | Sat Apr 09 1988 03:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.2694 | The Eagle has landed --> Roger Houston | ZFC::DERAMO | reply .-1's paging file is full of eels | Sat Apr 09 1988 04:01 | 0 |
396.2695 | Roger Houston --> George Washington | AYOV18::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Mon Apr 11 1988 17:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.2696 | George Washington => cherry | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Sliding down the razorblade of life | Mon Apr 11 1988 18:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.2697 | cherry --> pie | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Mon Apr 11 1988 19:40 | 8 |
|
Definition: "Cherry Pie" is circus slang for "work you do with
no pay."
For "Roger Houston," how about:
-<Roger Houston --> Roger Young>-
|
396.2698 | pie --> 3.14159 | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Apr 11 1988 20:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.2699 | 3.14159 --> Pie | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Mon Apr 11 1988 21:42 | 4 |
|
I just couldn't resist!!!!
|
396.2700 | pie --> scooter | GOLD::OPPELT | If they can't take a joke, screw 'em! | Mon Apr 11 1988 21:59 | 3 |
|
Anyone remember scooter pies? Do they still make them?
|
396.2701 | scooter --> skateboard | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Mon Apr 11 1988 22:18 | 4 |
| Re .2700:
You should have done
-< pie --> cherry >-
Then we'd get back to "box" after 5400 replies :-).
|
396.2702 | Skateboard --> Sidewalk serfin' | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Mon Apr 11 1988 22:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.2703 | Sidewalk Serfin' --> slave-labor walkways | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Mon Apr 11 1988 22:40 | 9 |
|
For 3.14159,
how about:
-<3.14159 --> 2.71828 >-
as my wife would say:
"Eeeeeeeeeeeee!" :-D
|
396.2704 | slave-labor walkways -> skid row | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Tue Apr 12 1988 02:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.2705 | skid row <-- dow risk | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Apr 12 1988 02:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.2706 | dow risk --> Black Monday | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Tue Apr 12 1988 03:25 | 0 |
396.2707 | Black Monday --> Shrove Tuesday | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Tue Apr 12 1988 07:02 | 8 |
| G'day
for Pie , could have been 8.587
Ps What's the difference between a pigeon and a stockbroker?
A pigeon can still make a depostit on a mercedes!
Sorrrreeee!
|
396.2708 | Shrove Tuesday --> Pig out | AYOV18::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Tue Apr 12 1988 13:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.2709 | Pig out -->Free Food | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Tue Apr 12 1988 18:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.2710 | Free Food --> TANSTAAFL | TERZA::ZANE | Good reverence includes humor. | Tue Apr 12 1988 20:52 | 0 |
396.2711 | TANSTAAFL --> Luncheon Vouchers | AYOV18::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Tue Apr 12 1988 21:38 | 7 |
|
TANSTAAFL
^
|
|
Shouldn't that be an 'I'?
|
396.2712 | luncheon vouchers --> could use some salt | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Tue Apr 12 1988 22:15 | 4 |
| No, if you make the first A (for "ain't") into an I (for "isn't")
you have to change the N (for "no") into an "A" (for "any").
--bonnie
|
396.2713 | could use some salt -> pepper | 58262::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Apr 12 1988 22:35 | 6 |
|
One line is not enough!
Could Use Some Salt :== CUSS or cuss
cuss is to 'spice your speech' with '~pepper~',
and so,
|
396.2714 | pepper -> (hasen)pfeffer | LEZAH::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Tue Apr 12 1988 23:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.2715 | (hasen)pfeffer --> spicy rabbit stew | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Wed Apr 13 1988 00:39 | 0 |
396.2716 | spicy rabbit stew --> even more rabbits | ERASER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Wed Apr 13 1988 02:01 | 9 |
|
For those who wonder about the derivation:
"spicy rabbit stew" --> "spicy rabbits, too."
"spicy" generally can be used synonymously with "sexually emphatic,"
as "spicy stories" mean "stories with a high sexual content."
|
396.2717 | Even more rabbits => Cotton balls.... | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Apr 13 1988 07:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.2718 | Cotton balls => Crystal balls | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Wed Apr 13 1988 09:54 | 0 |
396.2719 | Crystal Balls --> showjumping | AYOV18::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Wed Apr 13 1988 14:00 | 14 |
| As in...
Crystal balls --> Clear Rounds --> showjumping
Re .2712
TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing...
TINSTAAFL - There Is No Such Thing...
See? It could be either, I suppose. :-}
Ian.
|
396.2720 | showjumping --> show sprinting too | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Wed Apr 13 1988 18:26 | 8 |
|
re: .2719
Well, I guess TINSTAAFL would work . . . it doesn't quite flow,
to my ear, but then . . .
--bonnie
|
396.2721 | showjumping -> showsprinting -> steeplechase | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Wed Apr 13 1988 19:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.2722 | steeplechase --> shunpiking | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Wed Apr 13 1988 19:58 | 4 |
| Wait a minute. Why do you need to chase steeples? Don't churches
usually hold still?
--bonnie
|
396.2723 | Shunpiking -->dangrous weapon | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Wed Apr 13 1988 20:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.2724 | dangerous weapon --> blunt instrument | AYOV18::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Wed Apr 13 1988 21:26 | 11 |
| Re .2722
No, churches don't hold still. Try this simple test, for which you
will need: 1 church
Some clouds
Some wind.
Stand at the bottom of the church spire and look up at the top of
it, and you will be able to see the church moving. :^>
Ian.
|
396.2725 | blunt instrument -> Col. Mustard in the Ballroom.. | 58262::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Apr 13 1988 21:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.2726 | Col. Mustard in the Ballroom -> Mrs. Plum in Study | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Wed Apr 13 1988 21:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.2727 | Mrs. Plum in Study --> bonnie in deep blue funk | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Wed Apr 13 1988 21:50 | 6 |
| re: .2714, thank you for explaining that, Ian.
Guess that's what I get for growing up in a denomination that
believes in modern architecture . . . no experience with steeples.
--bonnie
|
396.2728 | bonnie in deep blue funk ->Over the Ocean | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Wed Apr 13 1988 22:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.2729 | Over the Ocean --> over the sea | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Wed Apr 13 1988 22:16 | 0 |
396.2730 | over the sea --> through the woods | TERZA::ZANE | Good reverence includes humor. | Wed Apr 13 1988 23:08 | 0 |
396.2731 | over the sea --> under the El | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Wed Apr 13 1988 23:09 | 0 |
396.2732 | through ..woods -> "To Grandmother's house we go!" | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Wed Apr 13 1988 23:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.2733 | "To Grandmother's house we go!" --> big teeth | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo | Thu Apr 14 1988 02:58 | 0 |
396.2734 | big teeth --> big bad wolf | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Apr 14 1988 03:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.2735 | big bad wolf --> lamb gosht | ESDC2::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, ESDC-II | Thu Apr 14 1988 14:14 | 9 |
|
As in
Curry houses...
ghosts are dead as well as goshts !
|
396.2736 | big bad wolf -> ewe ghost, me warlock | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Thu Apr 14 1988 17:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.2737 | | ERASER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Thu Apr 14 1988 19:42 | 7 |
| under the El ---------------------------+
|
|
|
lamb gohst -----------------------------+
|
ewe ghost, me warlock ------------------+---> Chicago food fantasy
|
396.2738 | Chicago food fantasy --> Chicken | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Thu Apr 14 1988 21:35 | 8 |
|
As in Chicken on the car and the car won't go
P.S. In reply to .2736 I guffed??????????
The first part of the phrase that says 'Big Bad Wolf' should have
been 'lamb gohst'--> ewe ghost, me warlock
|
396.2739 | Chicken --> San Diego | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Thu Apr 14 1988 22:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.2740 | San Diego --> Andi's ego | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Fri Apr 15 1988 00:08 | 0 |
396.2741 | Andi's ego --> centric, down'cha know | ERASER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Fri Apr 15 1988 01:15 | 3 |
|
So much for _him! Pip, pip. ...
|
396.2742 | down cha know --> up ya yes | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Fri Apr 15 1988 01:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.2743 | up ya yes => ung vay! | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Mon Apr 18 1988 19:55 | 0 |
396.2744 | ung vay! --> oy vay! | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Mon Apr 18 1988 20:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.2745 | onwards!! | ODIHAM::HILL | Nick Hill - UK Corp. Actts | Mon Apr 18 1988 20:56 | 5 |
| oy vay! --> already!
already! --> all ready?
all ready? -- > GO!!
|
396.2746 | GO!! --> collect 200 | TERZA::ZANE | this | Mon Apr 18 1988 21:59 | 0 |
396.2747 | collect 200 --> GO TO JAIL | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Mon Apr 18 1988 22:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.2748 | GO TO JAIL -> "get out of jail free" | LEZAH::BOBBITT | modem butterfly | Tue Apr 19 1988 00:21 | 2 |
| this card may be kept until needed or sold...
|
396.2749 | get out of jail free --> dust | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Tue Apr 19 1988 00:51 | 1 |
| which is all that's left in my pockets after a monopoly game
|
396.2750 | dust --> in the wind | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Tue Apr 19 1988 17:39 | 4 |
|
As in the song
|
396.2751 | in the wind -> she's like the wind | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Apr 19 1988 18:35 | 2 |
|
as in another song
|
396.2752 | She's like the wind -> Gone with the wind | JANUS::CROWLE | On a clear disk you can seek forever | Tue Apr 19 1988 18:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.2753 | gone with the wind --> Inherit the wind | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Tue Apr 19 1988 19:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.2754 | Inherit the wind --> monkey trial | LOV::LASHER | Working... | Tue Apr 19 1988 20:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.2755 | Monkey trial --> kangaroo court | LOV::LASHER | Working... | Tue Apr 19 1988 20:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.2756 | kangaroo court -> roobar | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Tue Apr 19 1988 21:07 | 3 |
| explanation: pun on "court"
roobar = device stuck on front of Australian cars to catch roos &
prevent them from denting bodywork
|
396.2757 | roobar -> Custer | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Tue Apr 19 1988 21:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.2758 | kangaroo court -> possum posse | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Tue Apr 19 1988 21:08 | 1 |
| headed up by the Marsupial Marshall...
|
396.2759 | possum posse --> eating out of your hand | TERZA::ZANE | this | Wed Apr 20 1988 03:25 | 0 |
396.2760 | eating out of your hand => LEARN SOME TABLE MANNERS!! | DELNI::PITARD | WAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!! | Wed Apr 20 1988 05:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.2761 | LEARN SOME TABLE MANNERS--> Don't SHOUT at ME! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Wed Apr 20 1988 10:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.2762 | Don't SHOUT at ME --> Speak Softly | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Wed Apr 20 1988 17:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.2763 | speak softly --> and carry a big stick | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Wed Apr 20 1988 19:47 | 1 |
| I know, it's obvious, but still....
|
396.2764 | and carry a big stick --> for leverage | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Wed Apr 20 1988 20:04 | 9 |
|
I know, a pun, but why not?
On "eating out of your hand":
-<eating out of your hand --> eating out of your stomach>-
.. as in the film, _Alien_
|
396.2765 | ---> move the world | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Apr 20 1988 20:16 | 19 |
|
from some back...
Custer------>last stand---->
|
|
|
for leverage-------------->|
|
|
---------> move the world
in re 'eating out of your stomach' -->'I think I may lose my
breakfast'
Bonnie
|
396.2766 | move the world -> I don't want to get off | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Wed Apr 20 1988 21:04 | 1 |
| (Re: -.1 Thanks for rescuing Custer from his cul-de-sac, Bonnie)
|
396.2767 | don't want to get off --> I do! | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Wed Apr 20 1988 21:41 | 1 |
| Custer's in a permanent cul-de-sac now!
|
396.2768 | I do! ---> I now pronounce you man and wife. | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Apr 20 1988 21:53 | 4 |
|
in re .2766 thankyou :-)
Bonnie
|
396.2769 | I now pronounce you man and wife --> June | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Wed Apr 20 1988 21:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.2770 | June -> moon | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Wed Apr 20 1988 22:31 | 1 |
| The only possible choice...
|
396.2771 | moon --> Cancer | TERZA::ZANE | the light in the tower leads me home... | Wed Apr 20 1988 22:32 | 0 |
396.2772 | moon -> buggy | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Wed Apr 20 1988 22:33 | 5 |
| June ----------------->|
| |
| |
| |
>--- moon ---------------> buggy
|
396.2773 | Cancer, buggy -> malaise | LOV::LASHER | Working... | Wed Apr 20 1988 22:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.2774 | malaise -> melancholia | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Wed Apr 20 1988 23:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.2775 | melancholia --> Keats | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Wed Apr 20 1988 23:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.2776 | melancholia --> euphoria | MARKER::KALLIS | Why is everyone getting uptight? | Wed Apr 20 1988 23:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.2777 | euphoria --> me against ya | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Wed Apr 20 1988 23:19 | 0 |
396.2778 | ---> Clouds crossing the moon | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Apr 21 1988 02:26 | 12 |
|
melancholia----->euphoria------->me against ya---->contrast
| |
| |
| |
| |
|----------->Keats--->poets--->Robert Frost--->clouds crossing
the moon
from Death of the Hired Hand
|
396.2779 | Clouds crossing the moon --> clods mooning the cross | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Thu Apr 21 1988 03:08 | 0 |
396.2780 | clods mooning the cross -> iconoclasm | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Thu Apr 21 1988 16:07 | 0 |
396.2781 | iconoclasm --> noyoucantoclasm | AYOV27::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Thu Apr 21 1988 16:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.2782 | =>Able was I ere I saw Elba | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Sliding down the razorblade of life | Thu Apr 21 1988 19:42 | 7 |
| under the El------------------
(from.2731) \
noyoucantoclasm----------------
\
---------->Able was I ere I saw Elba
(Don't mention it)
|
396.2783 | able was I ere I saw Elba -> III | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Thu Apr 21 1988 20:44 | 5 |
| +--->--- Napoleon --->---+
| |
able I was ere I saw Elba ( --->| >--- ) III
| |
+--->--- palidrome -->---+
|
396.2784 | Able was I ere I saw Elba-->Napolian Boneapart(sp) | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Thu Apr 21 1988 20:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.2785 | | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Thu Apr 21 1988 21:16 | 18 |
| Napoleon Bonaparte ---+
|
|
|
III ------------------+----------> Louis
Louis Napoleon was Napoleon III, FWIW
Now if it had been just been "III," I'd have put:
-< III --> _Nightmare on Elm Street >-
Freddy, are you listening?
|
396.2787 | louis --> d'or | TERZA::ZANE | the light in the tower leads me home... | Thu Apr 21 1988 21:43 | 0 |
396.2788 | d'or --->d'or just fell in the water | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Thu Apr 21 1988 22:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.2789 | d'or just fell in the water --> raft | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Thu Apr 21 1988 23:51 | 0 |
396.2790 | raft --> George | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Fri Apr 22 1988 00:15 | 12 |
|
for "d'or":
-< d'or --> Dors >-
as in Diana [Dors], the British actress
for "raft" there's always:
-<Raft --> Heyerdahl>-
speaking of ol' Thor, who sailed the _Kon Tiki_ raft.
|
396.2791 | George --> Curious | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Fri Apr 22 1988 02:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.2792 | Curious(ity) -> Fatal For Felines | DECSIM::HEILMAN | My paging file, it is full of eels | Fri Apr 22 1988 03:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.2793 | Fatal for Felines --> 9ine lives | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Fri Apr 22 1988 03:59 | 0 |
396.2794 | expensive cat food | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Apr 22 1988 05:15 | 17 |
| from previous...
gold top---------->|
|
|<---------9ine lives
|
|
------------------------> expensive cat food
Given the length of this note, and the burden on the whole file
plus the response time for those of us who note from the States
or Australia...may I suggest that we all double check our notes
after we enter them...we've had a lot of duplicate answers lately.
Bonnie
|
396.2795 | expensive cat food --> diamond mouse | AYOV27::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Fri Apr 22 1988 17:38 | 0 |
396.2796 | Louis -> Gold Top | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Fri Apr 22 1988 18:30 | 24 |
| There are problems due to the finite time which it takes for a reply to be
registered in the system. Up to a point, the resulting paradoxes are
interesting, since they give scope for wit on the part of those attempting
to unify various strands, but too many become irritating, especially if
different people submit the same entry.
This message I submitted, then saw that someone had later replied to the same
word in a subset of my own, so I removed mine, but later found that someone had
replied to my original, so I'm putting it back here, so that the whole thing
makes sense.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.
+--> d'or --> Gold ---------------+
| |
Louis --> (|--> Pasteur --> Pasteurized Milk |-> ) Gold Top
| |
+--> guillotine --> top ----------+
Notes:
Louis XVI was guillotined
to 'top' is to behead (or these days, to kill) in English English.
|
396.2797 | diamond mouse --> diamond Jim | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Fri Apr 22 1988 18:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.2798 | diamond Jim -> Jack of diamonds | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Fri Apr 22 1988 18:36 | 0 |
396.2799 | Jack of diamonds --> Jewel heist | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Fri Apr 22 1988 19:11 | 3 |
|
The verb, "to jack," means to steal, rob, etc.; apparently shortened
from "hijack."
|
396.2800 | Jewel heist -> duellist | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Fri Apr 22 1988 19:19 | 1 |
| (= one who duels, or I could have gone for dualist, adherent to dualism)
|
396.2801 | du(w)ellist -> goody two shoes | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Fri Apr 22 1988 20:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.2802 | Goody Two Shoes -> Cruel Shoes | PRESTO::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Apr 22 1988 20:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.2803 | Cruel Shoes--> Spiked Heels | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Fri Apr 22 1988 21:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.2804 | spiked heels --> spiked punch | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Fri Apr 22 1988 22:17 | 0 |
396.2805 | spiked punch --> rabbit punch | ERASER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Fri Apr 22 1988 22:31 | 4 |
|
How do you make a rabbit punch?
Not easy; they're rather pacifist...
|
396.2806 | rabbit punch --> cleaning the blender | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Fri Apr 22 1988 22:39 | 0 |
396.2807 | rabbit punch --> dado kerf | PRESTO::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Apr 22 1988 22:42 | 2 |
|
rabbit -> rabbet
|
396.2808 | cleaning the blender--> Frog | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Fri Apr 22 1988 22:48 | 3 |
|
What's green & red and goes 500 Miles Per Hour
|
396.2809 | Frog --> schwinn | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Fri Apr 22 1988 22:52 | 6 |
| From the Muppet Movie, in which our hero Kermit
is nearly run over by one of those huge road-equipment tar rollers,
and as he clings to the back and gazes at the flattened remains
of his bike, says, "Whew, I was nearly gone with the Schwinn."
|
396.2810 | schwinn -> Ger | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Fri Apr 22 1988 23:32 | 1 |
| "I wish my brother George was here"
|
396.2811 | | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Sat Apr 23 1988 00:01 | 6 |
| Dado kerf ---> Fred Doak -------+
|
|
|
Ger ---> Grr -------------------+ -----> Joe Doak's dog
|
396.2812 | Joe Doak's dog --> rabies | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Sat Apr 23 1988 04:02 | 0 |
396.2813 | rabies -> berserkergang | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Sun Apr 24 1988 21:51 | 4 |
| (beserkergang = fit entered into prior to battle by Norse berserker,
included frothing fit & shield biting)
(common factor: frothing
|
396.2814 | berserkergang -> biker gang | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Sun Apr 24 1988 23:17 | 0 |
396.2815 | biker gang-->chains | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Apr 25 1988 02:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.2816 | chains -> a fine thing | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Mon Apr 25 1988 02:41 | 1 |
| To clarify: my turn-on is pundom, not bondage
|
396.2817 | a fine thing => graphite | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Mon Apr 25 1988 04:57 | 3 |
|
RE:-.1 For that I would have put WPS+
|
396.2818 | graphite --> diamond | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Mon Apr 25 1988 06:42 | 0 |
396.2819 | diamond -> mine | BISTRO::WATSON | I think you can if you like | Mon Apr 25 1988 13:30 | 2 |
| associated by both nature and hope
|
396.2820 | mine --> host | AYOV29::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Mon Apr 25 1988 13:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.2821 | host -> occupation | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Mon Apr 25 1988 14:04 | 7 |
| +--->--- name --->---+
host --->---| |--->--- occupation
+--->--- age ---->---+
1) VMS
2) concatenate
3) "state your name, age and occupation" Magnus Magnusson
|
396.2822 | occupation-->profession | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Mon Apr 25 1988 17:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.2823 | profession -> confession | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Mon Apr 25 1988 17:08 | 0 |
396.2824 | confession-->Priest | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Mon Apr 25 1988 17:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.2825 | Priest-->Priestess | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Apr 25 1988 17:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.2826 | Priestess-->Cardinal Sin | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Mon Apr 25 1988 19:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.2827 | Cardinal Sin --> Chinese Canary | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Mon Apr 25 1988 19:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.2828 | Chinese Canary --> fortune cookie | VIA::RANDALL | back in the notes life again | Mon Apr 25 1988 19:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.2829 | fortune cookie -> 24K hydrox | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Mon Apr 25 1988 20:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.2830 | fortune cookie-->Confussus(sp?) says | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Mon Apr 25 1988 20:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.2831 | Confussus(sp?) says -> confusion | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Mon Apr 25 1988 21:10 | 2 |
| (Confucius)
|
396.2832 | confusion -> profusion | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Mon Apr 25 1988 21:10 | 0 |
396.2833 | diamond chip cookies! | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Apr 25 1988 21:34 | 5 |
| profusion-------->|
|
|<--------24k hydrox
|
|------------------------> diamond chip cookies!
|
396.2834 | diamond chip cookies! --> chipped tooth :-( | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Mon Apr 25 1988 22:07 | 0 |
396.2835 | chipped tooth-->fairy | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Mon Apr 25 1988 22:41 | 3 |
|
Only pays you half what the tooth is worth.
|
396.2836 | fairy --> Midsummer Nights Dream | PRESTO::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Apr 25 1988 22:45 | 2 |
|
fairy--> sprite--> Oberon --> Puck } -->
|
396.2837 | Midsummer Nights Dream--> Lady Gadiva | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Mon Apr 25 1988 22:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.2838 | Lady G[o]diva --> chocolate | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Mon Apr 25 1988 23:10 | 0 |
396.2839 | chocolate -->fudge | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Mon Apr 25 1988 23:59 | 5 |
|
I thought it was spelled with an `o' but when I asked, the person
said no it's `a'
|
396.2840 | fudge -> factor | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Tue Apr 26 1988 00:10 | 2 |
| commonly used at engineering schools worldwide
|
396.2841 | factor --> primes | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Tue Apr 26 1988 09:00 | 0 |
396.2842 | prime(s) -> miss | FIFTY1::WATSON | I think you can if you like | Tue Apr 26 1988 12:37 | 3 |
| as in "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie"
is this a spark of wit? probably not
|
396.2843 | miss-->swing, hit, or | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Tue Apr 26 1988 16:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.2844 | swing, hit, or --> Dick Clark | PRESTO::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Apr 26 1988 18:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.2845 | Dick Clark --> American Bandstand | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Apr 26 1988 18:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.2846 | American Bamdstand --> American Pie | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Tue Apr 26 1988 19:22 | 12 |
|
Pilots would have probably done:
-<Dick Clark --> David Clark>-
A manufacturer of headsets.
or, comic buffsd might have thought:
-<Dick Clark --> civilian IDs>-
for Grayson and Kent, respecively
|
396.2847 | American Pie -> Apple | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Tue Apr 26 1988 20:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.2848 | Apple --> Beatles | AYOV29::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Tue Apr 26 1988 21:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.2849 | | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Tue Apr 26 1988 22:17 | 8 |
|
+----> songs ---> birds ---> species ---+
| |
Beatles ------+----> beetles --> life cycles ---------+
| |
+ ---- Beagle(s) ----> voyage ----------+
|
+--> Darwin
|
396.2850 | | AYOV27::ISMITH | David Byrne - A Head of his time. | Wed Apr 27 1988 00:29 | 13 |
|
Darwin --> Evolution --> Creation --> Non-science --> Nonsense
A lecturer in medicine at Aberdeen University caused a mass walk
out by the keen religious bods by telling them this. The way he
said it was so that non-science was kind of mutated so that it was
pronounced 'nonsense'. 8^}
Ian.
|
396.2851 | nonsense --> Nunsense | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Wed Apr 27 1988 01:31 | 2 |
|
(name of a popular play)
|
396.2852 | nonsense > nunsense > The Sound Of Music | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Wed Apr 27 1988 02:15 | 1 |
| I'd say, all in all, Maria had a lot of both types...
|
396.2853 | The Sound of Music -> notes | FIFTY1::WATSON | I think you can if you like | Wed Apr 27 1988 12:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.2854 | notes -> tones | PRESTO::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Apr 27 1988 18:05 | 2 |
|
|
396.2855 | tones --> stone | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Wed Apr 27 1988 18:43 | 5 |
| or it could be:
-<tones --> Franchots>-
... for the movie buffs
|
396.2856 | stone --> granite | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Wed Apr 27 1988 19:27 | 4 |
| when you live in New Hampshire, the Granite State, it's the
only possible association.
|
396.2857 | granite --> Aberdeen | AYOV27::ISMITH | Remember: Walpurgis Night, April 30th! | Wed Apr 27 1988 20:38 | 1 |
| An only possible association for a Scot...
|
396.2858 | Aberdeen --> Angus | INK::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Wed Apr 27 1988 20:58 | 2 |
|
Only appropriate reply for a person who enjoys the best in beef.
|
396.2859 | Angus --> losing at Hangman | PRESTO::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Apr 27 1988 22:47 | 2 |
| re -.1 or a bum steer :-)
|
396.2860 | losing at Hangman --> but winning at Wheel of Fortune | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Apr 27 1988 22:48 | 0 |
396.2861 | Wheel of Fortune --> Va__a W_it_ | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Wed Apr 27 1988 23:04 | 0 |
396.2862 | Va__a W_it_ --> we need a vowel | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Wed Apr 27 1988 23:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.2863 | we need a vowel -> wee | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Wed Apr 27 1988 23:36 | 0 |
396.2864 | wee -> nanotechnology | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Wed Apr 27 1988 23:42 | 7 |
| +--->--- nain --->---+
wee --->---| |--->--- nanotechnology
+--------->----------+
(1) Scottish for small
(2) French for dwarf
(3) spectacularly teeny science speculation
|
396.2865 | nanotechnology --> vaporware | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Thu Apr 28 1988 01:24 | 1 |
| So small it evaporated.
|
396.2866 | nanotechnology -> semiconductors | LEZAH::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Thu Apr 28 1988 01:27 | 4 |
|
engineers of small trains-
nanotechnology----| |---semiconductors
-----microchips-----------
|
396.2867 | nanotechnology --> Micro Disney | AYOV29::ISMITH | Remember: Walpurgis Night, April 30th! | Thu Apr 28 1988 01:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.2868 | Donald Duck in a hot-air balloon | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Thu Apr 28 1988 02:10 | 5 |
| nanotechnology --> vaporware -----+
|
--> semiconductors -----+--> Donald Duck in a
| hot-air balloon
--> Micro Disney -----+
|
396.2869 | Donald Duck in a hot-air balloon --> slow burn | ERASER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Thu Apr 28 1988 02:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.2870 | slow burn --> day at the beach | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Apr 28 1988 03:03 | 5 |
|
in re .2868....really impressive Bonnie :-)
Bonnie
|
396.2871 | day at the beach --> A Day at the Races | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Apr 28 1988 03:57 | 3 |
|
Marx Brothers, of course
|
396.2872 | A Day at the Races --> Indianapolis 500 | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Thu Apr 28 1988 08:07 | 0 |
396.2873 | Indianapolis 500 --> Bathurst 24 hour | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Thu Apr 28 1988 12:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.2874 | Bathurst 24 hour --> Iditarod | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Thu Apr 28 1988 18:09 | 1 |
| from fast cars to fast women and fast dogs . . .
|
396.2875 | Iditarod --> you do a rod | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Thu Apr 28 1988 18:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.2876 | you do a rod -> do dey ron, dey, do dey ron, | AMUSED::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu Apr 28 1988 19:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.2877 | do dey ron, dey, do dey ron -> doo dah, doo dah | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Thu Apr 28 1988 19:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.2878 | doo dah, doo dah --> The sun has got his hat on | AYOV29::ISMITH | Remember: Walpurgis Night, April 30th! | Thu Apr 28 1988 20:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.2879 | The sun has got his hat on --> shade | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Thu Apr 28 1988 20:57 | 6 |
|
I was tempted to do:
-<doo dah, doo dah --> doobie doobie doo>-
but that would be another loopback
|
396.2880 | shade -> Hades | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Thu Apr 28 1988 22:05 | 5 |
| shade --->---+--->--- (ghost) --->---+--->--- Hades
| |
+--->-- (anagram) -->---+
|
slow burn --->-----------------------+
|
396.2881 | Hades -> chips | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Thu Apr 28 1988 22:19 | 3 |
| Pun: had his chips = dead, in English English
In Greek mythology, Hades is land of the dead
Oh, and semiconductors -> chips
|
396.2882 | chips --> crisps | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Apr 28 1988 22:24 | 1 |
| chips (British) --> chips (American) --> crisps (British)
|
396.2883 | crisps -> smokey aardvark with avocado flavour | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Thu Apr 28 1988 22:29 | 5 |
| (I've no idea how to move on from that one!)
Re -.1
also, slow burn -> crisps
|
396.2884 | smokey aardvark with avocado flavo[u]r --> Chef's Choice | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Apr 28 1988 22:32 | 0 |
396.2885 | Chef's Choice -> Donald Duck | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Thu Apr 28 1988 23:14 | 3 |
396.2886 | Donald Duck --> [Uncle] Scrooge McDuck | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Thu Apr 28 1988 23:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.2887 | Uncle Scrooge McDuck --> Uncle Sam | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Fri Apr 29 1988 00:28 | 2 |
|
Both take your money...
|
396.2888 | [Uncle] Scrooge McDuck -> McDuck McNuggets | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Fri Apr 29 1988 00:28 | 0 |
396.2889 | Uncle Sam, McDuck McNuggets -> Americana | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Fri Apr 29 1988 01:37 | 1 |
| Odskittikins, we've bifurcated again!
|
396.2890 | Americana -> memorabilia | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Fri Apr 29 1988 01:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.2891 | memorabilia --> nostalgia | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Fri Apr 29 1988 01:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.2892 | nostalgia --> lost again | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Fri Apr 29 1988 02:03 | 0 |
396.2893 | lost again ---> lost and found | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Apr 29 1988 02:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.2894 | lost and found --> umbrellas | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Fri Apr 29 1988 05:27 | 0 |
396.2895 | umbrellas => rain coats | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Apr 29 1988 05:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.2896 | Umbrellas --> London Transport Lost Property dept. | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Fri Apr 29 1988 05:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.2897 | Rain coats & L.T. L.P dept --> Dryzabone | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Fri Apr 29 1988 05:36 | 3 |
|
Two at the same time gets us out of order!
|
396.2898 | Dryzabone -> kneebone | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Fri Apr 29 1988 17:59 | 1 |
| (dem bones dem bones dem, dry bones!)
|
396.2899 | kneebone --> Bon[e]aparte | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Fri Apr 29 1988 18:32 | 5 |
| or:
-<kneebone --> c'est bon>-
as in the old song ... sha-da-da-da da-da-da-da ,,
|
396.2900 | Bonaparte -> 1812 | BISTRO::WATSON | wanna have Gershwin with dinner | Fri Apr 29 1988 18:44 | 1 |
| expecting protests
|
396.2901 | 1812 -> 1066 | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Fri Apr 29 1988 18:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.2902 | 1066 -> 2902 | HERON::BUCHANAN | zut bleu! | Fri Apr 29 1988 18:57 | 0 |
396.2903 | 2902 --> titles before this | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Fri Apr 29 1988 19:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.2904 | 2902 -> titles before this -> change jobs often? | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Fri Apr 29 1988 20:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.2905 | change jobs often? --> "Jobs" is the baby's name. | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Fri Apr 29 1988 22:15 | 0 |
396.2906 | "jobs" is the baby's name --> diaper time | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Apr 29 1988 22:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.2907 | diaper time -> diameter pi | HERON::BUCHANAN | a man, a plan, a canal: Suez | Fri Apr 29 1988 22:17 | 0 |
396.2908 | | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Fri Apr 29 1988 22:28 | 0 |
396.2909 | pi cubed -> dessert following a square meal | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Fri Apr 29 1988 23:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.2910 | dessert following a square meal => nerd's pie | HYDRA::PARSONS2 | A moose once bit my sister.... | Sat Apr 30 1988 04:19 | 4 |
|
***GROAN***
|
396.2911 | nerd's pie => quiche | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sat Apr 30 1988 07:57 | 3 |
|
Real Men wouldn't eat either.... ;-)
|
396.2912 | quiche -> and tell | DECSIM::HEILMAN | My paging file, it is full of eels | Sat Apr 30 1988 21:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.2913 | and tell --> secret | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Sun May 01 1988 19:53 | 0 |
396.2914 | secret -> agent man | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Sun May 01 1988 22:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.2915 | agent man --> agent orange | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Mon May 02 1988 00:55 | 0 |
396.2916 | agent orange --> Tang | TERZA::ZANE | the light in the tower leads me home... | Mon May 02 1988 03:36 | 0 |
396.2917 | astro knots | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Mon May 02 1988 04:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.2918 | astro knots --> Cosmo Knots | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Mon May 02 1988 05:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.2919 | Cosmo Knots --> Cosmo Politans | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Mon May 02 1988 06:17 | 0 |
396.2920 | Cosmo Politans --> Neo Politans | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Mon May 02 1988 10:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.2921 | Neo Politans => Neo Anderthals | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon May 02 1988 11:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.2922 | Neo Anderthals --> Far and Marsals | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Mon May 02 1988 14:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.2923 | Far and Marsals -> navvies | HERON::BUCHANAN | a man, a plan, a canal: Suez | Mon May 02 1988 19:28 | 2 |
|
foreign muscles
|
396.2924 | navvies --> skivvies | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Mon May 02 1988 19:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.2925 | skivvies---> boxer shorts | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon May 02 1988 20:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.2926 | boxer shorts --> jabs | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon May 02 1988 21:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.2927 | jabs --> jams | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Mon May 02 1988 23:08 | 2 |
| The brand name of a kind of bright-colored shorts currently
popular among American kids with skateboards.
|
396.2928 | jams --> All Things Must Pass | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon May 02 1988 23:25 | 3 |
|
Oh!~, and I thought that you might be talking about the
door entry casings...
|
396.2929 | All Things Must Pass --> Ex-Lax | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Mon May 02 1988 23:52 | 2 |
|
Sorry; too good a straight line...
|
396.2930 | ex-lax --> future martinet | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Tue May 03 1988 01:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.2931 | future martinet --> feature matinee | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Tue May 03 1988 10:27 | 0 |
396.2932 | Feature matinee --> Mornin' All | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Tue May 03 1988 13:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.2933 | Mornin' All --> Dixon of Dock Green | AYOV27::ISMITH | See those shores! What shores? | Tue May 03 1988 13:22 | 5 |
| Re Ex-Lax,
Is the bottom falling out of your world?
Take Ex-Lax and the world will fall out of your bottom.
|
396.2934 | Dixon of Dock Green -> Evenin' All | JANUS::CROWLE | On a clear disk you can seek forever | Tue May 03 1988 16:08 | 2 |
| The last "Dixon" series ended before the start of breakfast tv,
after all...
|
396.2935 | Evenin' all => 'Allo 'allo 'allo | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Sliding down the razorblade of life | Tue May 03 1988 17:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.2936 | 'Allo'allo'allo --> Aloe Vera | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Tue May 03 1988 18:08 | 5 |
|
FWIW, the aloe is one of the oldest known medicinal plants. It's
great for burns.
Besides, young aloes are cute, and have great personalities.
|
396.2937 | 'Aloe Vera -> Undercover Angel | LEZAH::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Tue May 03 1988 19:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.2938 | | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Tue May 03 1988 20:14 | 8 |
| Wood
Undercover Angel --> John
Mass
Or, in pre-zip-code days, the address John Underwood
Andover Mass
|
396.2939 | Wood, John, Mass -> Black | HERON::BUCHANAN | a man, a plan, a canal: Suez | Tue May 03 1988 20:27 | 7 |
|
Wood
John
Mass
Black can prefix them all (well Jack, rather than John)
Blackwood = bridge convention
|
396.2940 | Black --> Bart | ERASER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Tue May 03 1988 20:36 | 7 |
|
Black Bart was a quasi-legendary outlaw of the Old [U.S.] West.
For our U.K. cousins, please, lets not think of barristers and do
something like:
-<Bart --> Disbart>-
|
396.2941 | Bart --> Ur | AYOV27::ISMITH | See those shores! What shores? | Tue May 03 1988 20:39 | 7 |
| How about this...
Trading in the lost city?
Ian.
|
396.2942 | Ur-->What's up Doc | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Tue May 03 1988 21:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.2943 | What's up Doc -> of the Bay | DECSIM::HEILMAN | My paging file, it is full of eels | Tue May 03 1988 22:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.2944 | of the Bay ---> San Francisco | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Tue May 03 1988 22:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.2945 | San Francisco --> heart repository | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Tue May 03 1988 22:30 | 0 |
396.2946 | heart repository --> data dictionary for doctors | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Tue May 03 1988 22:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.2947 | data dictionary for doctors--> The 3D Assumption | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Tue May 03 1988 23:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.2948 | The 3D Assumption -> The 3M Acquisition | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Tue May 03 1988 23:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.2949 | The 3M Acquisition --> The Bourne Supremacy | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Wed May 04 1988 01:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.2950 | The Bourne Supremacy -> Byrning down the House | DECSIM::HEILMAN | My paging file, it is full of eels | Wed May 04 1988 01:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.2951 | Byrning down the House --> Byrding down the Senate | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Wed May 04 1988 03:19 | 0 |
396.2952 | Byrding down the Senate--> There once was a Spiro Agnew | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Wed May 04 1988 06:41 | 4 |
|
There once was a sparrow I knew...
|
396.2954 | Spiro Agnew-->Richard Nixon | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Wed May 04 1988 17:37 | 6 |
|
There once was a Spiro Agnew
Who served a term with a Shrew.
Much to our surprise, with all those white lies
Wound up like the president too.
|
396.2955 | Richard (Nixon) -> Lionheart | BISTRO::WATSON | wanna have Gershwin with dinner | Wed May 04 1988 21:15 | 1 |
| Were the brackets really needed to let you know which word I was associating?
|
396.2956 | lionheart --> straw brain | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Wed May 04 1988 21:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.2957 | straw brain-->Scarecrow (OZ) | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Wed May 04 1988 21:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.2958 | Scarecrow -> and Mrs. King | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Wed May 04 1988 22:04 | 4 |
|
A TV show here in the U.S.
|
396.2959 | and Mrs. King --> Mr. Queen | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Wed May 04 1988 22:07 | 0 |
396.2960 | (Mr.) Queen -> for a Day | AMUSED::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed May 04 1988 22:39 | 4 |
|
... a radio ( did it make it to television?) show even older than
I am [ thank god! or is that 'God'?]...
jc
|
396.2961 | for a Day -> Faraday | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Wed May 04 1988 23:15 | 3 |
| he really got a charge out of life...
|
396.2962 | Farady --> Gauss | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Wed May 04 1988 23:50 | 14 |
|
Both electrical measures.
Re "Scarecrow (OZ)," I'd have made that:
-<Scarecrow (OZ) --> Frank Oz>-
A member of the Muppets production company, and "soul" of Miss Piggy.
For "Mr. Queen," I'd have done:
-<Mr. Queen --> Ellery>-
Author and detective.
|
396.2963 | Gauss -> [Italian] Sausage - ('a' + 'e') | AMUSED::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu May 05 1988 02:12 | 7 |
|
re: .-1
... perhaps we should start a new note that would contain all
the replies that we would have made/said/wrote for the 'footballs'
that we didn't reply to.... Call it the Football Annex.
jc
|
396.2964 | [Italian]Sausage --> good spagetti!! | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu May 05 1988 06:10 | 7 |
|
in re -.1
no let us not diparage Steve's notes..texpand the imagination.
Bonnie J
|
396.2965 | good spagetti --> even better spelling :*) | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Thu May 05 1988 08:52 | 0 |
396.2966 | even (better) spelling -> odd pronunciation | BISTRO::WATSON | wanna have Gershwin with dinner | Thu May 05 1988 12:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.2967 | odd pronunciation --> rhymes with 'cod' | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Thu May 05 1988 14:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.2968 | cod --> piece | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Thu May 05 1988 18:12 | 3 |
|
My favorite article of men's clothing :) :) :)
|
396.2969 | piece --> and tranquility | INK::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Thu May 05 1988 18:45 | 14 |
|
Re "good spag[h]etti":
-<good spaghetti --> that'sa spicy meat ball!>-
For our non-U.S. conference members (and U.S. conference members
with short memories), "that'sa spicy meat ball" was a line in a
very funny Alka-Seltzer television commercial of about a decade
and a half ago.
For "even better spelling":
-<even better spelling --> bubble, bubble, toil and trouble>-
|
396.2970 | tranquility -> tranquilizers | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Thu May 05 1988 20:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.2971 | tranquilizers-->percadin (sp?) | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Thu May 05 1988 21:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.2972 | percadin [sic] --> Gunga Din | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu May 05 1988 22:00 | 0 |
396.2973 | Gunga Din---> Gungitout? | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu May 05 1988 22:16 | 2 |
|
for .2965 and .2966... try a noisey phone line :-(
|
396.2974 | Gungitout? --> Shout it out! | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Thu May 05 1988 22:26 | 0 |
396.2975 | Shout it out! -> Damned spot! | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Now I try to be amused... | Thu May 05 1988 22:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.2976 | Damned spot! --> bad dog | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Thu May 05 1988 22:39 | 0 |
396.2977 | bad dog -> cat nipped! | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu May 05 1988 22:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.2978 | cat nipped --> lion bit | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Thu May 05 1988 23:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.2979 | lion bit --> Maine | AYOV29::ISMITH | See those shores! What shores? | Thu May 05 1988 23:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.2980 | Maine --> New Hampshire | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Fri May 06 1988 03:14 | 0 |
396.2981 | New Hampshire --> Isle of Wight | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Fri May 06 1988 05:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.2982 | Isle of Wight --> will you still need me? | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri May 06 1988 08:26 | 3 |
|
from an old Beatles song...'When I'm sixty four'
|
396.2983 | will you still need me? -> I want you, I need you... | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Fri May 06 1988 08:53 | 4 |
|
From Meatloaf's song "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
|
396.2984 | I want you, Ineed you --> same old line... | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Fri May 06 1988 11:53 | 12 |
|
G'day,
from Isle of Wight - might have gotten 'She'e got a ticket to Ride'
{rYde} is a town on the I o W}
Djw
|
396.2985 | same ole line... -> "come here often?" | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Fri May 06 1988 19:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.2986 | "come here often?" --> "get lost, creep! | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Fri May 06 1988 19:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.2987 | "get lost, creep!" => "What's your sign?" | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri May 06 1988 20:10 | 3 |
|
*THE* oldest line in the book. ;-)
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396.2988 | "What's your sign?"-->astrology | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Fri May 06 1988 20:57 | 1 |
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396.2989 | astrology -> augury | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Fri May 06 1988 21:31 | 1 |
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396.2990 | augury -> seer -> Jeez that's hot! | ODIHAM::HILL | Nick Hill - UK Corp. Actts | Fri May 06 1988 21:34 | 2 |
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396.2991 | Jeez that's hot -> curry -> chilli - It's COLD! | ODIHAM::HILL | Nick Hill - UK Corp. Actts | Fri May 06 1988 21:37 | 1 |
| More...
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396.2992 | chilli -> It's COLD | ODIHAM::HILL | Nick Hill - UK Corp. Actts | Fri May 06 1988 21:40 | 1 |
| Sorry - typo
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396.2993 | It's COLD--> Dry Ice | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Fri May 06 1988 21:58 | 1 |
|
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396.2994 | Dry Ice ->> after you use a tissue to wipe them | AMUSED::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri May 06 1988 23:20 | 1 |
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396.2995 | ..use a tissue to wipe them -> clean glasses | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri May 06 1988 23:30 | 7 |
|
in re ticket to Ryde...ooohhhh and I always thought it was a ticket
to ride....as in ride out of his life...
thanks Dexter
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396.2996 | clean glasses --> angle classes | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Sat May 07 1988 00:08 | 0 |
396.2997 | angle classes-->obtuse lasses | DRUID::WARD | | Sat May 07 1988 00:46 | 2 |
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396.2998 | obtuse lasses --> valley girls | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Sat May 07 1988 03:54 | 2 |
|
ooooh three thousand is approaching
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396.2999 | valley girls --> Beach Boys | TERZA::ZANE | the light in the tower leads me home... | Sat May 07 1988 21:26 | 0 |
396.3000 | Beach Boys --> California | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Sat May 07 1988 21:43 | 1 |
| Got it!
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396.3001 | California -> Joni Mitchell | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Sun May 08 1988 01:05 | 1 |
|
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396.3002 | Joni Mitchell --> BOX office attraction | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Mon May 09 1988 05:49 | 7 |
|
A close call for the loop?
Djw
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396.3003 | box office attraction -> constrictor | BISTRO::WATSON | Long-term Omelas resident | Mon May 09 1988 14:30 | 2 |
| my initial thought
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396.3004 | constrictor => underwear three sizes too small.... | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon May 09 1988 15:27 | 1 |
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396.3005 | GAHK!! | SALEM::AMARTIN | Jam City Production JAMS!! | Mon May 09 1988 15:30 | 1 |
| as Bill the cat would put it.
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396.3006 | Ghak!! --> Heimlich Maneuver | ERASER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Mon May 09 1988 20:03 | 4 |
|
For "Underwear three sizes too small":
-<underwear three sizes too small --> altos>-
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396.3007 | The Heimlich Maneuver --> by Robert Ludlum | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Mon May 09 1988 22:17 | 0 |
396.3008 | by Robert Ludlum --> sell Frederick Forsyth | AYOV18::ISMITH | See those shores! What shores? | Tue May 10 1988 17:47 | 1 |
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396.3009 | sell Fredrick Forsyth [forsooth] --> bury Harold Robbins | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Tue May 10 1988 18:25 | 1 |
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396.3010 | bury Harold Robbins => Bury St Edmunds | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Sliding down the razorblade of life | Tue May 10 1988 19:26 | 1 |
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396.3011 | Bury St Edmunds --> Berry pies | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Tue May 10 1988 19:43 | 1 |
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396.3012 | Berry pies --> Four and Twenty Blackbirds | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Tue May 10 1988 22:00 | 0 |
396.3013 | Four and Twenty Blackbirds -> Two and Forty | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Is that a Sears poncho? | Tue May 10 1988 22:19 | 2 |
|
Admittedly a set up for Hitchhiker fans
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396.3014 | Two and Forty --> 290 and 495 | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Tue May 10 1988 22:32 | 6 |
|
It may have been a set up for Hitchiker fans, but that doesn't mean
it has to go that way...
Thanks for all the fish,
>M
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396.3015 | 290 and 495 --> 785 | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Tue May 10 1988 23:35 | 2 |
|
... that about sums it up. ;-)
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396.3016 | 785--> twenty | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue May 10 1988 23:48 | 1 |
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396.3017 | twenty --> 4 & 20 years ago I came into this life | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed May 11 1988 00:47 | 2 |
|
...for those CSN (&Y?) fans....
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396.3018 | 4 & 20 years ago I came into this life --> I don't need carding | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Wed May 11 1988 01:21 | 1 |
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396.3019 | 4 & 20 ... --> four years too late | TERZA::ZANE | the light in the tower leads me home... | Wed May 11 1988 01:26 | 4 |
|
I'd have put Jackson as a reply for twenty...
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396.3020 | ----->twenty five years old | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed May 11 1988 01:50 | 6 |
| I don't need carding--------->|
|
|
four years too late---------->|
|-------> twenty five years old
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396.3021 | twenty five years old -> In the year 2525 | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Is that a Sears poncho? | Wed May 11 1988 02:27 | 3 |
| Trivia time... who was it...
Zager and Evans
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396.3022 | In the year 2525 --> Buck Rogers | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Wed May 11 1988 02:44 | 5 |
|
Actually, ol' Buck would be in the 26th Century by that time. But
then, geriatrics should have advanced considerably by that era.
Right, Dr. Huer?
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396.3023 | Buck Rogers --> Jolly Roger | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Wed May 11 1988 02:52 | 1 |
|
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396.3024 | Jolly Roger --> Skull & Crossbones | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Wed May 11 1988 03:25 | 0 |
396.3025 | Skull & Crossbones --> One man's poison.. | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Wed May 11 1988 05:03 | 1 |
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396.3026 | One man's poison.. => another's pleasure | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Wed May 11 1988 05:43 | 1 |
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396.3027 | another's pleasure --> our joy :-) | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed May 11 1988 06:24 | 7 |
|
for one man's poison I would have answered
another man's fish
Bonnie
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396.3028 | our joy --> joyous times | SALEM::AMARTIN | Jam City Production JAMS!! | Wed May 11 1988 13:13 | 2 |
| I think I got it now TWEEDdy.
Puddy tat
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396.3029 | joyous times -> joy of lex | CLARID::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Wed May 11 1988 16:12 | 0 |
396.3030 | joy of lex --> Lex Luger :-) | SALEM::AMARTIN | Jam City Production JAMS!! | Wed May 11 1988 16:16 | 1 |
|
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396.3031 | Lex Luger-->Lex Luther | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Wed May 11 1988 17:08 | 1 |
|
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396.3032 | Lex Luther--->Lois Lane | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed May 11 1988 18:12 | 1 |
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396.3033 | Lois Lane --> The Highwayman | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Wed May 11 1988 18:21 | 9 |
|
... It's a dumb TV series, but ...
For "Lex Luther," I'd have put:
-<Lex Luther --> Lothar>-
Lothar, of course, being Mandrake the Magician's chief groupie.
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396.3034 | The Highwayman => highway robbery | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed May 11 1988 19:39 | 1 |
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396.3035 | highway robbery --> IRS | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Wed May 11 1988 20:28 | 1 |
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396.3036 | IRS --> legalized terrorists | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Wed May 11 1988 20:30 | 1 |
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396.3037 | legalized terrorists --> I, Yasser, take you, Nola | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Wed May 11 1988 20:31 | 1 |
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396.3038 | I, Yasser, take you, Nola --> vow | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Wed May 11 1988 22:48 | 0 |
396.3039 | vow --> ve vant you | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Wed May 11 1988 22:53 | 1 |
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396.3040 | ve vant you --> Vive le roi | TERZA::ZANE | the light in the tower leads me home... | Wed May 11 1988 23:33 | 0 |
396.3041 | Vive le roi --> right on, Leroy! | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Wed May 11 1988 23:47 | 4 |
|
How about for "ve vant you":
-<ve vant you --> who's a vivant?>-
|
396.3042 | right on Leroy --> left on Commonwealth | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Thu May 12 1988 00:33 | 1 |
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396.3043 | left on Commonwealth->& straight on till morning | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu May 12 1988 01:14 | 1 |
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396.3044 | straight on til morning --> morning has broken | TERZA::ZANE | the light in the tower leads me home... | Thu May 12 1988 01:45 | 0 |
396.3045 | morning has broken --> boiled egg | AYOV27::ISMITH | See those shores! What shores? | Thu May 12 1988 01:48 | 1 |
|
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396.3046 | boiled egg --> hardboiled detective | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Thu May 12 1988 02:06 | 3 |
|
-<..."and straight on 'til morning" --> Tinkerbeller express>-
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396.3047 | hardboiled detective -> Columbo | USHS08::CHANDLER2 | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Thu May 12 1988 02:20 | 1 |
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396.3048 | Columbo - :-) -> male Bimbo | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu May 12 1988 02:45 | 1 |
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396.3049 | male bimbo --> Tom Selleck | SALEM::AMARTIN | Jam City Production JAMS!! | Thu May 12 1988 11:45 | 1 |
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396.3050 | Tom (Selleck) -> thumb | BISTRO::WATSON | Long-term Omelas resident | Thu May 12 1988 14:10 | 1 |
|
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396.3051 | thumb --> hammer :-) | SALEM::AMARTIN | Jam City Production JAMS!! | Thu May 12 1988 15:36 | 1 |
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396.3052 | hammer-->head shark | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Thu May 12 1988 17:00 | 1 |
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396.3053 | head shark => JAWS | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Sliding down the razorblade of life | Thu May 12 1988 18:18 | 1 |
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396.3054 | head shark --> land shark! | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu May 12 1988 18:19 | 1 |
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396.3055 | => JCB | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Sliding down the razorblade of life | Thu May 12 1988 18:24 | 4 |
| OK. Land shark -----------
\
JAWS-------------------+
\____________JCB
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396.3056 | JCB -> JVC | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Thu May 12 1988 20:10 | 1 |
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396.3057 | JVC --> JCL | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu May 12 1988 20:21 | 1 |
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396.3058 | JCL-->TDK | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Thu May 12 1988 21:33 | 1 |
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396.3059 | TDK --> OHNO | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Thu May 12 1988 21:40 | 1 |
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396.3060 | OHNO --> oh yes | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Thu May 12 1988 22:01 | 0 |
396.3061 | Oh yes -> O positive | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Is that a Sears poncho? | Thu May 12 1988 22:17 | 1 |
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396.3062 | O positive --> AB ambiguous\ | VIA::RANDALL | I feel a novel coming on | Thu May 12 1988 22:29 | 1 |
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396.3063 | -< O Positive >- Rabbit died | PLATA::HEINZER | Life's a BYTE then you Nibble a Bit | Thu May 12 1988 23:08 | 4 |
|
Like: Oh, (it's) positive ---> Rabbit died
:-)
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396.3064 | Rabbit died --> hare today, gone tomorrow | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu May 12 1988 23:17 | 2 |
| sorry, I just could not resist....
jc
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396.3065 | Hare today, gone tomorrow --> Hare today, goon tomorrow | MDVAX3::BROCKUS | Anti-acronymical--They call me AA | Fri May 13 1988 00:05 | 3 |
|
Little bunny Foo-Foo...
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396.3066 | Hare today, goon tomorrow => Hair today, bald tomorrow | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri May 13 1988 00:15 | 1 |
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396.3067 | (Hair today,) bald tomorrow --> almost Morgen | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Fri May 13 1988 00:39 | 3 |
|
"Bald" is the German word for "almost".
"Morgen" is the German word for "tomorrow".
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396.3068 | almost morgen --> Morgan | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Fri May 13 1988 02:26 | 2 |
|
Morgan horse, that is ...
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396.3069 | Morgan -> Fairchild | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Fri May 13 1988 02:45 | 2 |
| the wife of the compulsive liar on Saturday Night Live, and an actress
of sorts, I suppose
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396.3070 | Fairchild -> Electronics | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Fri May 13 1988 04:46 | 0 |
396.3071 | Electronics => No, elect someone else!!! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri May 13 1988 11:06 | 1 |
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396.3072 | No, elect someone else!!! --> George Bush | SALEM::AMARTIN | Jam City Production JAMS!! | Fri May 13 1988 12:09 | 1 |
|
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396.3073 | George Bush --> Rich Little | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri May 13 1988 18:09 | 10 |
|
my mind draws a blank with "George Bush"; so too with
"Mike Dukakis".( Perhaps it's too early in the a.m.)
AND
this is not Soapbox nor is it the Forum of Politics
BUT
if I had my druthers, I'd vote for Rich Little for
president. Imagine all the people he could "be" while
being president. :-) <-- George Burns' smile..
jc
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396.3074 | Rich Little -> Snob | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Fri May 13 1988 20:04 | 1 |
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396.3075 | snob --> zoning | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Fri May 13 1988 20:15 | 1 |
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396.3076 | snob --> zoning --> provincialism | TERZA::ZANE | the light in the tower leads me home... | Fri May 13 1988 22:20 | 0 |
396.3077 | provincialism --> antivincialism | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Fri May 13 1988 22:51 | 0 |
396.3078 | antivincialism --> in hoc signo vinces | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Fri May 13 1988 23:37 | 1 |
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396.3079 | in hoc signo vinces -> sotto voce incognito? | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Fri May 13 1988 23:42 | 1 |
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396.3080 | sotto voce incognito? --> only the shadow knows | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat May 14 1988 02:18 | 1 |
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396.3081 | only the shadow knows --> or is it Memorex? | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Sat May 14 1988 03:06 | 0 |
396.3082 | or is it Memorex? --> Ella Fitzgerald | SALEM::AMARTIN | Jam City Production JAMS!! | Sat May 14 1988 11:18 | 1 |
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396.3083 | Ella Fitzgerald -> crystal-cracking crooner | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | showtime, Synergy... | Mon May 16 1988 20:00 | 1 |
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396.3084 | crystal-cracking crooner --> lay that crystal down | MARKER::KALLIS | loose ships slip slips. | Mon May 16 1988 20:38 | 5 |
|
Re "only the shadow knows":
It's a name. The individual concerned (often Lamont Cranston) is
The Shadow.
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396.3085 | lay that crystal down --> tie me kangaroo down | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Mon May 16 1988 22:18 | 0 |
396.3086 | tie me kangaroo down -> Matilda | USHS01::CHANDLER2 | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Tue May 17 1988 00:46 | 1 |
|
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396.3087 | Ma tilde --> your gramma r | TERZA::ZANE | the light in the tower leads me home... | Tue May 17 1988 01:05 | 0 |
396.3088 | your gramma r -> your mother! | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | I sing the body electric | Tue May 17 1988 01:15 | 2 |
| the beginning of many a schoolyard scuffle...
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396.3089 | your mother -> wears army boots | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Tue May 17 1988 04:49 | 1 |
|
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396.3090 | Wears army boots --> ahhhh me feet! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Tue May 17 1988 06:28 | 1 |
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396.3091 | ahhhh me feet! --> OOOO KINKY!! | SALEM::AMARTIN | Jam City Production JAMS!! | Tue May 17 1988 11:36 | 1 |
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396.3092 | OOOO KINKY!! --> OINK! OINK! | AYOV27::ISMITH | See those shores! What shores? | Tue May 17 1988 13:26 | 1 |
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396.3093 | oink! oink!--> badeeb, badeeb dats all folks! | SALEM::AMARTIN | Jam City Production JAMS!! | Tue May 17 1988 16:11 | 1 |
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396.3094 | Badeeb, badeeb dats all folks! => What's up Doc? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue May 17 1988 17:52 | 1 |
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396.3095 | What's up, Doc? --> Somebody wants to sell me a load oof updoc | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Tue May 17 1988 18:18 | 1 |
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396.3096 | | AYOV27::ISMITH | See those shores! What shores? | Tue May 17 1988 19:19 | 4 |
| -< Somebody wants to sell me a load oof updoc --> Alice In Wonderland >-
| ^
| |
-----> Curiouser and curiouser -----------
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396.3097 | Alice in Wonderland --> Dormouse said, "Feed your head" | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Tue May 17 1988 22:34 | 0 |
396.3098 | Dormouse said, "Feed your head" ->tea and cookies | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue May 17 1988 22:42 | 1 |
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396.3099 | tea and cookies -> crumpets | USHS01::CHANDLER2 | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Tue May 17 1988 23:10 | 6 |
|
By the way, is this getting a little out of hand? I suggest limiting
replies to one, maybe two words as this is not phrase association.
duane
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396.3100 | crumpets --> trumpets [as in early hearing-aids] | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Tue May 17 1988 23:16 | 5 |
|
re -.1 (Duane):
I suggested this some thousand responses ago and was royally trounced
for it.
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396.3101 | trumpet --> flugelhorn | TERZA::ZANE | not that we take, but that we steal | Wed May 18 1988 01:48 | 0 |
396.3102 | flugelhorn ---> Matterhorn | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Wed May 18 1988 06:07 | 1 |
|
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396.3103 | Matterhorn --> Doesn't Matterhorn | AYOV27::ISMITH | See those shores! What shores? | Wed May 18 1988 12:35 | 1 |
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396.3104 | Doesn't Matterhorn-->Or Tennessee | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Wed May 18 1988 16:56 | 4 |
|
That's Tenna-see
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396.3105 | Tennessee -> Tuxedo | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | I sing the body electric | Wed May 18 1988 19:13 | 2 |
| a cartoon penguin, with the voice of Don Adams
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396.3106 | tuxedo -> Opus | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Wed May 18 1988 20:39 | 2 |
|
As in _Bloom County_.
|
396.3107 | Opus -> sOup | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Wed May 18 1988 22:13 | 2 |
|
(an anagram)
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396.3108 | sOup --> close | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Wed May 18 1988 22:35 | 1 |
| sOup --> so up --> sew up -->
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396.3109 | close --> but no cigar | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Wed May 18 1988 23:59 | 9 |
|
For the younger among us, "Close, but no cigar," is a phrase from
the old days of carnival games ("sideshow" booths) where the
cvontestant would throw hoops or darts with the idea of winninmg
a prize. For male contestants (and most women would just stand
back and look on as their men competed), the prize was usually a
fine "Havana" cigar (quotes around "Havana" because most of 'em
weren't manufactured within several hundred miles of Havana). If
the contestant missed, the boothman would say ....
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396.3110 | but no cigar -> rub coating | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | I sing the body electric | Thu May 19 1988 00:50 | 2 |
| aw, what the heck, I'll try an anagram, too.
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396.3111 | rub(ber) coating -> Rusty Jones | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu May 19 1988 02:48 | 3 |
|
I appreciate not having written what I was thinking.
jc :-)
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396.3112 | Rusty Jones -> cute red haired guy! | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu May 19 1988 08:26 | 8 |
|
for those who are not familiar with the ad...Rusty Jones is
an ad for rust proofing that shows here in New England..
and the cartoon spokes person is a young red haired man.
Bonnie
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396.3113 | | AYOV27::ISMITH | See those shores! What shores? | Thu May 19 1988 15:26 | 8 |
|
cute red haired guy (--------------->) -> pick your own
| | | | |
| | | ->fox \->farm -------|
| | ->seen -->locale / |
| | |
| -->jam \-------------->strawberry --
-------->sweet /
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396.3114 | pick your own => nose? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu May 19 1988 18:49 | 1 |
|
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396.3115 | nose -> vote | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I sing the body electric | Thu May 19 1988 19:07 | 5 |
| nose--------->no's-------+
| |
| +------vote
| |
eyes--------->aye's------+
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396.3116 | vote --> veto | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Thu May 19 1988 20:08 | 2 |
|
... also an anagram.
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396.3117 | veto --> narrow shoes | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Thu May 19 1988 21:06 | 1 |
|
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396.3118 | narrow shoes --> winged feet | TERZA::ZANE | not that we take, but that we steal | Thu May 19 1988 21:14 | 1 |
|
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396.3119 | winged feet--> pigeon toed | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Thu May 19 1988 22:17 | 1 |
|
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396.3120 | pigeon toed --> horny toad | SETF::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Thu May 19 1988 22:27 | 7 |
|
Re .-5
For "nose?" I would have gone back to: nose? --> The Shadow
Dan
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396.3121 | horny toad --> frog went a courtin | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu May 19 1988 22:48 | 3 |
|
from an old Kingston Trio Recording
|
396.3122 | frog went a-courtin > met a car, it was curtains | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | I sing the body electric | Thu May 19 1988 22:52 | 2 |
| not the way the original song went, I know...
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396.3123 | met a car, it was curtains => run over by a drapery van? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu May 19 1988 22:55 | 1 |
|
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396.3124 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Thu May 19 1988 23:48 | 5 |
| -<run over by a drapery van? --> best place to jaywalk? (jayrun?)>-
-<run over by a drapery van? --> drape in crepe>-
-<run over by a drapery van? -- curtains>-
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396.3125 | Jaywalk -> Cajun | DECSIM::HEILMAN | software = quagmire spelt sideways | Fri May 20 1988 02:51 | 2 |
|
You know, J-walk.... K-jun....
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396.3126 | Cajun -> Atchafalaya | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Fri May 20 1988 02:58 | 1 |
|
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396.3127 | Atchafalaya => Mumbo jumbo | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri May 20 1988 05:17 | 1 |
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396.3128 | mumbo jumbo --> Flying Tigers | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Fri May 20 1988 05:25 | 1 |
|
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396.3129 | Flying Tigers --> "Bird Farm" | SALEM::AMARTIN | Jam City Production JAMS!! | Fri May 20 1988 10:55 | 1 |
|
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396.3130 | Bird Farm--> Chicken Feathers | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Fri May 20 1988 16:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.3131 | Chicken feathers --> Frank Perdue | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Fri May 20 1988 18:43 | 16 |
|
For those out of the general Northeastern U.S. area, Frank Perdue
is a famous raiser of chickens.
I don't get the "mumbo jumbo --> Flying Tigers" connection. Mumbo
Jumbo was an African nature spirit; tigers aren't found in Africa.
The Flying Tigers corps under Chennault was in the Asian theater
before the U.S. entry into World War II, helping support the Chinese.
No connection to Africa. I suppose "mumbo jumbo" could also mean
nonunderstandable speech, generally of a secret kind, and one could
relate that to ciphered or coded messages, as would be used in wartime,
but that's a tenuous link.
For "Bird farm", I'd've done:
-<bird farm --< Alfred Hitchcock>-
|
396.3132 | Frank Perdue -> Dinah Shore | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Fri May 20 1988 19:04 | 5 |
|
Dinah Shore is a spokesperson for a poultry company doing business
in Texas ( and other places too, I imagine )
d
|
396.3133 | frank Perdue -> fair fowl | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | I sing the body electric | Fri May 20 1988 19:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.3134 | merging... | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Fri May 20 1988 19:16 | 5 |
| Frank Perdue -> Dinah Shore -----
\
---> fair haired
/
Frank Perdue -> fair fowl -------
|
396.3135 | fair haired => unfair bald | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri May 20 1988 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.3136 | unfair bald --> low pitch | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Fri May 20 1988 20:03 | 5 |
| For "bird farm" I was going to do that turkey restaurant on Rte.
3, but couldn't remember the name. 3000 miles is a bit far to
take a look.
Jeff.
|
396.3137 | low pitch -> 60 Hz hum | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | I sing the body electric | Fri May 20 1988 20:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.3138 | 60 Hz hum --> power play | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Fri May 20 1988 20:54 | 2 |
|
If this be the music of the windings, hum on.
|
396.3139 | power play--> U.S. Government | HEFTY::SCHARMANN | Computer Freak --- Beware | Fri May 20 1988 21:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.3140 | U.S. Government --> Zodiac | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Fri May 20 1988 21:28 | 4 |
| Sorry
i
couldn't
resist :-)
|
396.3141 | Zodiac => Sagittarius | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri May 20 1988 21:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.3142 | Sagittarius --> dust clouds | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Fri May 20 1988 22:13 | 0 |
396.3143 | dust clouds--> PigPen (from Charlie Brown) | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Fri May 20 1988 22:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.3144 | PigPen --> Big Ben | RUTLND::SATOW | | Fri May 20 1988 23:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.3145 | Big Ben -> ebbing | HERON::BUCHANAN | a man, a plan, a canal: Suez | Fri May 20 1988 23:30 | 0 |
396.3146 | Big Ben --> Tiny Tim | TERZA::ZANE | not that we take, but that we steal | Fri May 20 1988 23:37 | 0 |
396.3147 | Tiny Tim/Ebbing -> moonlight in the garden | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | I sing the body electric | Fri May 20 1988 23:51 | 6 |
| Tiny Tim--------Tiptoe through the tulips----
|
|
ebbing--------the tide------the moon----------Moonlight in the Garden
|
396.3148 | moonlight in the garden --> The Garden of Earthly Delights | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Sat May 21 1988 00:09 | 14 |
|
Well, with "U.S. Government" in mind, for "Saggitarius," I'd
have done:
-<Saggitaruis --> Senator>-
That's a _pun_, friend.
For "ebbing," what's wrong with:
-<ebbing --> Kraft- >-
Both "Senator" and "Kraft" can lead to "Cheese."
|
396.3149 | The Garden of Earthly Delights --> Club Med | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Sat May 21 1988 01:30 | 0 |
396.3150 | Club Med --> vacation | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Sat May 21 1988 03:43 | 0 |
396.3151 | vacation --> Diego Garcia | SALEM::AMARTIN | Jam City Production JAMS!! | Sat May 21 1988 09:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.3152 | Diego Garcia -> SeaBees | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Sat May 21 1988 23:12 | 2 |
|
|
396.3153 | SeeBees --> To Be or Not To Be.. | SALEM::AMARTIN | Jam City Production JAMS!! | Sun May 22 1988 08:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.3154 | To Be or Not To Be --> Be All That You Can Be | TERZA::ZANE | not that we take, but that we steal | Mon May 23 1988 06:41 | 0 |
396.3155 | Be All That You Can Be --> Do More Before 9am ... | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Mon May 23 1988 07:35 | 7 |
|
To do is to be - Nietzsche.
To be is to do - Sartre.
Do be do be do - Sinatra.
(from COOKIE.EXE)
|
396.3156 | Do more before 9am ... -> zzz ... | BISTRO::WATSON | Long-term Omelas resident | Mon May 23 1988 17:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.3157 | zzz --> XXXX | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Mon May 23 1988 17:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.3158 | XXXX --> moonshine | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Mon May 23 1988 18:10 | 7 |
|
sanity check:
If there's anyone out there who doesn't know, "XXXX" was often used
as a carttoon representation for illicitly distilled spirits, usually
in the country, called "moonshine" because originally, it was done
after dark when there was enough moonlight to see what was to do.
|
396.3159 | moonshine -> monstrous | HERON::BUCHANAN | a man, a plan, a canal: Suez | Mon May 23 1988 20:13 | 11 |
| Obscure one
(Mathematical) The largest sporadic simple group is the so-called "monster
group" or "friendly giant". Before it was eventually discovered (? or
invented) there were lots of suspicious numerical coincidences going on that
led some people to believe there was a simple group lurking in the underbrush.
Others thought that these coincidences were just moonshine: and I've seen
t-shirts with the slogan:
"Monstrous Moonshine"
|
396.3160 | monstous - > Gigantic | CLOVAX::FORNER | And you thought *YOU* were wierd! | Mon May 23 1988 21:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.3161 | gigantic -> throbbing | HERON::BUCHANAN | a man, a plan, a canal: Suez | Mon May 23 1988 21:32 | 2 |
|
the first word that came to mind.
|
396.3162 | throbbing --> tell tale heart | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Mon May 23 1988 21:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.3163 | tell tale heart -> BOOM boom BOOM boom | DECSIM::HEILMAN | software = quagmire, spelt sideways | Mon May 23 1988 22:16 | 4 |
|
The sound that the Chicken Heart makes in Bill Cosby's skit of the same
name -- just prior to his spreading jello all over the kitchen floor
(as I recall)
|
396.3164 | BOOM boom BOOM boom -> ...and the band goes on... | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Mon May 23 1988 22:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.3165 | and the band goes on ... --> the ring finger | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Mon May 23 1988 23:04 | 0 |
396.3166 | the ring finger --> wrestler's thumb | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Mon May 23 1988 23:13 | 4 |
|
for "throbbing":
-<throbbing --> headache>-
|
396.3167 | wrestler's thumb --> athletes foot | TERZA::ZANE | not that we take, but that we steal | Tue May 24 1988 00:39 | 0 |
396.3168 | Wrestling thumb --> "thump" | SALEM::AMARTIN | Jam City Production JAMS!! | Tue May 24 1988 00:49 | 1 |
| For all you wrestling fans, Think "JYD".
|
396.3169 | | AYOV27::ISMITH | See those shores! What shores? | Tue May 24 1988 01:36 | 4 |
| Athletes foot---\
\------> Landing
/
Thump-----------/
|
396.3170 | landing -> jetty | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I sing the body electric | Tue May 24 1988 02:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.3171 | jetty --> billionaire | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Tue May 24 1988 03:16 | 0 |
396.3172 | billionaire --> Howard Hughes | SALEM::AMARTIN | Jam City Production JAMS!! | Tue May 24 1988 04:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.3173 | Howard Hughes -> AIRPLANE | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Tue May 24 1988 04:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.3174 | Howard Hughes => Howard the Duck | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue May 24 1988 04:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.3175 | ----> Cunard | DOOZER::SOBOT | | Tue May 24 1988 13:43 | 14 |
|
Airplane ----------> Concord --\
>----> Cunard
Howard the Duck ---> Canard ---/
Reminds me of the joke about the two kids talking...
1st.kid : "My dad works for Cunard".
2nd.kid : "Well, my dad works quite hard too." :-)
Cheers, Steve
|
396.3176 | Cunard --> Blue Riband | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Tue May 24 1988 14:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.3177 | Blue Ridand-->First Prize | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Tue May 24 1988 16:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.3178 | first prize --> gold medal | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Tue May 24 1988 18:32 | 8 |
|
for "jetty":
-<jetty --> Logan>-
Logan International Airport is trying to ban prop-driven airplanes
from using its facilities.
|
396.3179 | gold medal -> flour | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | I sing the body electric | Tue May 24 1988 18:46 | 2 |
| it's a brand...
|
396.3180 | flour -> cult | ETHEL::FORNER | And you thought *YOU* were wierd! | Tue May 24 1988 19:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.3181 | cult -> Blue Oyster | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Tue May 24 1988 20:29 | 2 |
|
As in the band.....
|
396.3182 | Blue Oyster --> Scallops' eyes | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Tue May 24 1988 20:54 | 2 |
|
Scallops' eyes are blue (and hard to notice).
|
396.3183 | Scallops' eyes --> Scallop's eyes | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Tue May 24 1988 22:37 | 3 |
|
Well, it _was_ the first thing I thought of. :-)
|
396.3184 | Scallop's eyes --> Eyes Homer | AYOV18::ISMITH | See those shores! What shores? | Wed May 25 1988 00:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.3185 | Eyes Homer -> the ayes have it | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Wed May 25 1988 01:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.3186 | the ayes have it --> they can keep it | TERZA::ZANE | not that we take, but that we steal | Wed May 25 1988 01:39 | 0 |
396.3187 | they can keep it => they can castle it too | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed May 25 1988 03:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.3188 | they can castle it too -> white king | HERON::BUCHANAN | a man, a plan, a canal: Suez | Wed May 25 1988 04:25 | 0 |
396.3189 | white king --> Don King | SALEM::AMARTIN | Jam City Production JAMS!! | Wed May 25 1988 08:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.3190 | Don King -> Don Ho | USHS08::CHANDLER2 | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Wed May 25 1988 09:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.3191 | Don Ho-->tiny bubbles | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Wed May 25 1988 16:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.3192 | tiny bubbles -> dom perignon | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | I sing the body electric | Wed May 25 1988 19:11 | 1 |
| okay, so I state the obvious
|
396.3193 | dom perignon -> Bartles & James | ETHEL::FORNER | And you thought *YOU* were wierd! | Wed May 25 1988 19:34 | 7 |
|
another for tiny bubbles
-< tiny bubbles -> Boston Baked Beans >-
|
396.3194 | Bartles & James --> Clark & McCollough | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Wed May 25 1988 20:42 | 24 |
|
Clark and McCollough were a comedy team that appeared in
pre-World_War_II motion picture short-subject comedies. Okay, but
not on the class of Laurel and Hardy.
For "white king":
-<White King --> Chandu>-
There was al old radio drama, released once as a 15-minute-a-day
serial and again as complete half-hour adventures called _Chandu,
the Magician_. The hero, Frank Chandler, was a man who studied
in the Orient (probably India or Tibet) and had demonstrated mystic
powers. his girlfriend was Princess Naji, an Egyptian (though what
she was princess _of_ wasn't made clear. Before the Moslem conversion,
the Pharaohship had been co-opted by the Ptolemies, who were Greek,
then conquered by the Romans. If she could trace her lineage back
past all that mess ....). The adventures often involved international
intrigue and espionage. Oh, yes: the sponsor for these West-Coast
shows was --- White King Soap.
For "dom perignon":
-<dom perignon --> Dom Deluise>-
|
396.3195 | Clark & McCollough -> Smith & Wesson | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | I sing the body electric | Thu May 26 1988 01:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.3196 | Smith & Wesson --> St. Catherine | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Thu May 26 1988 01:41 | 4 |
| I jumped the gun. Anyone who doesn't see the connection, leave
this file.
Jeff.
|
396.3197 | St Catherine---> St Francis of Assissi | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Thu May 26 1988 07:48 | 12 |
|
G'day to Steve Kallis Jr re .3131 mumbo-jumbo--> flying Tigers
Mumbo jumbo ----> computers ----> Dijidle (of course)---> Flying-tigers
^^^^^ /
-------> 747-------------------------------/
Flying Tigers is(was) the freight line that flys Vaxen around the
world.
Djw
|
396.3198 | St Francis -> Dr Doolittle | BISTRO::WATSON | Long-term Omelas resident | Thu May 26 1988 15:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.3199 | Dr. Doolittle-->Dr. Who | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Thu May 26 1988 16:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.3200 | Dr Who --> Dr Ruth :-) | SALEM::AMARTIN | DIG IT AL | Thu May 26 1988 17:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.3201 | Dr. Ruth -> Candy | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I sing the body electric | Thu May 26 1988 18:26 | 7 |
| Dr. Ruth------Munchkin-------------Lollypop Guild---------
| |
| +=>Candy
| |
---------------Baby Ruth-------------------------------
|
396.3202 | The Archies | IOSG::VICKERS | Entropy isn't what it used to be | Thu May 26 1988 19:01 | 6 |
|
Candy : 'Candy Girl' - "sugar sugar, aha honey honey, you are my
candy girl, and you got me wanting you" (Sugar Sugar by the Archies)
Paul V
|
396.3203 | The Archies --> Underneath | DOOZER::SOBOT | | Thu May 26 1988 19:39 | 7 |
|
Couldn't resist :-)
Cheers, Steve
ps. Jeff, I didn't get the connection in .3196, but I'm not leaving !
|
396.3204 | Underneath -> the covers :^) | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Thu May 26 1988 20:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.3205 | the covers -> cricket | BISTRO::WATSON | Long-term Omelas resident | Thu May 26 1988 21:28 | 10 |
| the covers is a term for part of the field on the off side, that
is, on the batsman's right (assuming he's right handed)
there are few sight more delightful than a half-volley on the off-stump
being dispatched through this area
serves you right for introducing basball into the topic
andrew, usually a capital fellow
|
396.3206 | cricket -> square leg | HERON::BUCHANAN | a man, a plan, a canal: Suez | Thu May 26 1988 21:48 | 2 |
| I prefer a solid cross-drive to square leg any time to Mr Watson's rather
dowdy little stroke.
|
396.3207 | square leg --> round bowl | AYOV29::ISMITH | See those shores! What shores? | Thu May 26 1988 21:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.3208 | round bowl --> wayside chapel | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Thu May 26 1988 22:48 | 5 |
|
--> W.C. -->
Someone once wrote a lengthy (and humorous) letter based on these
uses of 'W.C.'
|
396.3209 | wayside chapel -> waylaid chaplain | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | I sing the body electric | Thu May 26 1988 23:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.3210 | waylaid Chaplin --> startled Charlie | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Thu May 26 1988 23:36 | 6 |
|
re "The Archies":
-<The Archies --> Golden>-
And, save for the French Fries, I don't evven like McFood
|
396.3211 | startled Charlie --> Gentle Ben | TERZA::ZANE | I don't think so... | Fri May 27 1988 00:56 | 0 |
396.3212 | BIG BEAR!! | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Fri May 27 1988 04:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.3213 | BIG BEAR ---> Winnie the Pooh! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Fri May 27 1988 06:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.3214 | Winnie the Pooh --> and Tiger too! | SALEM::AMARTIN | DIG IT AL | Fri May 27 1988 09:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.3215 | and Tiger too --> Princeton and Exxon | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Fri May 27 1988 18:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.3216 | Princeton and Exxon --> New Jersey | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri May 27 1988 18:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.3217 | New Jersey --> old sweater | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Fri May 27 1988 18:34 | 9 |
| Re: .3203 (re: .3196). What, you didn't see the connection?
They were both
revolvers
|
396.3218 | old sweater --> retired boxer | TERZA::ZANE | I don't think so... | Fri May 27 1988 21:03 | 0 |
396.3219 | retired boxer --> old underwear | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Fri May 27 1988 22:55 | 0 |
396.3220 | old underwear --> superhero costume | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Fri May 27 1988 22:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.3221 | superhero costume -> batmask | HERON::BUCHANAN | a man, a plan, a canal: Suez | Fri May 27 1988 23:01 | 6 |
| Re: retired boxer
He's packed in packing.
|
396.3222 | batmask >- black shades | STRSHP::REISS | Fern Alyza Reiss | Sat May 28 1988 01:05 | 2 |
|
|
396.3223 | black shades --> mortuary | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Sat May 28 1988 02:38 | 8 |
|
or
-<black shades --> blue shadows>-
There was a Western song, _Blue Shadows on the Trail_, sung by Roy
Rogers and The Sons of the Pioneers in the walt disney musical and
mostly animated film, _Melody Time_, released in the 1940s.
|
396.3224 | mortuary --- > Big Mac | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Sun May 29 1988 07:51 | 8 |
|
In Sydney, there is a Mortuary station, where once upon a time,
special trains brought coffins for burial at the local cemetary.
Recently, it has been refurbished and the platform has had three
or so refurbished carriages pulled alongside and made into a....
McDonalds restaurant!!
|
396.3225 | Big Mac --> Whopper! (yum) | SALEM::AMARTIN | DIG IT AL | Sun May 29 1988 08:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.3226 | Whopper! -> falsehood | HERON::BUCHANAN | nihilistic technofetishist | Sun May 29 1988 21:34 | 0 |
396.3227 | falsehood --> Robinhood | SALEM::AMARTIN | DIG IT AL | Tue May 31 1988 01:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.3228 | Robin Hood ----> Taxman | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Tue May 31 1988 06:47 | 3 |
|
Robin Hood --> Robin' B........ ----> taxman
|
396.3229 | Taxman -> Thief | BISTRO::WOOD | Mad Dogs and.... | Tue May 31 1988 15:18 | 0 |
396.3230 | Thief --> Bagdhad | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Tue May 31 1988 18:47 | 6 |
|
As in the Fairbanks movie :-)
or
-<Taxman --> Thief ==> Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief>-
|
396.3231 | Thief -> knave | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | I sing the body electric | Tue May 31 1988 18:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.3232 | Bagdhad(Sp?) --> Sack Father | RUTLND::SATOW | | Tue May 31 1988 18:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.3233 | Jack of bags | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue May 31 1988 19:46 | 4 |
| thief +--> Bagdhad --> sack father -+
| \______ Jack of bags
| /
+--> knave -----------------+
|
396.3234 | Jack of bags --> new card suit | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Tue May 31 1988 21:32 | 4 |
|
or
-<Jack of bags --> Queen of bags --> bag lady>-
|
396.3235 | Bag Lady --> Lucy Ball :-) | SALEM::AMARTIN | DIG IT AL | Tue May 31 1988 22:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.3236 | Lucy Ball --> tidy bowl | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Tue May 31 1988 23:21 | 0 |
396.3237 | tidy bowl -> Gator Bowl | ERIS::CALLAS | Mr. Tamzen | Tue May 31 1988 23:25 | 0 |
396.3238 | Gator Bowl --> drain the swamp | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Jun 01 1988 02:55 | 0 |
396.3239 | drain the swamp --> mosquitos | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Wed Jun 01 1988 05:56 | 0 |
396.3240 | Mosquitos --> Messerschmidt(en) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Wed Jun 01 1988 06:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.3241 | mosquitoes --> vampires | TERZA::ZANE | I don't think so... | Wed Jun 01 1988 06:16 | 3 |
|
bloodsuckers
|
396.3242 | vampires --> bats | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Jun 01 1988 10:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.3243 | BATS -> CRICKET | BISTRO::WOOD | Mad Dogs and.... | Wed Jun 01 1988 15:48 | 2 |
|
|
396.3244 | CRICKET -> Jimmy | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Wed Jun 01 1988 17:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.3245 | Jimmy -> knee | BISTRO::WATSON | Long-term Omelas resident | Wed Jun 01 1988 17:27 | 2 |
| as in Cricket, of course. (BTW, ignore the words of Buchanan on
this subject.)
|
396.3246 | | AYOV18::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Wed Jun 01 1988 18:07 | 5 |
| Messerschmidt --> fighter --\
\ ---> box
/
/
knee --> fist -------------/
|
396.3248 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Wed Jun 01 1988 18:15 | 4 |
| new card suit ----------+
|
|
box ---> container -----+------>deck
|
396.3249 | deck -> the halls | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Wed Jun 01 1988 18:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.3250 | The Halls --> fawn (yuck!) | SALEM::AMARTIN | DIG IT AL | Wed Jun 01 1988 20:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.3251 | fawn --> Bambi | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Jun 01 1988 21:59 | 0 |
396.3252 | Bambi --> Godzilla | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Wed Jun 01 1988 22:22 | 2 |
|
One of the all-time classic short cartoons...
|
396.3253 | Godzilla--> Godzuki | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jun 01 1988 23:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.3254 | Godzuki -->Gesuntheit! | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Thu Jun 02 1988 00:19 | 13 |
|
or
-<Godzuki --> Japanese Sun Chariot>-
for "Bambi":
-<Bambi --> baseball>-
trivia point:
Babe Ruth was called "The Bambino.
|
396.3255 | Gesuntheit! --> communism | TERZA::ZANE | I don't think so... | Thu Jun 02 1988 00:43 | 6 |
|
A older woman once told me that communism was very bad, because "those
folks could no longer say things like 'God Bless You!'."
I thought it was an interesting way to look at it...
|
396.3256 | Communism --> SOAPBOX (tm) | SALEM::AMARTIN | DIG IT AL | Thu Jun 02 1988 12:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.3257 | SOPABOX-->Hotrod | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Thu Jun 02 1988 16:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.3258 | hotrod --> hot pastrami | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Thu Jun 02 1988 18:01 | 9 |
|
derivation:
-<hotrod --> car --> drive-in restaurant --> fod_order --> hot pastrami>-
it could have been:
-<hotrod --> cool dude>-
|
396.3259 | hot pastrami --> grease spots on shirt | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jun 02 1988 19:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.3260 | grease spots on shirt -> ring around the collar! | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Thu Jun 02 1988 19:24 | 5 |
| I'm not even going to write what my first response to
-< hotrod ->
would have been...
|
396.3261 | (ring around the) collar -> stud | BISTRO::WATSON | Long-term Omelas resident | Thu Jun 02 1988 19:28 | 2 |
| .3260, you intruige me.
Maybe this time...
|
396.3262 | stud --> truss | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jun 02 1988 20:15 | 4 |
| RE: .3260
My response was scatalogical...
|
396.3263 | truss --> bridge | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Thu Jun 02 1988 20:21 | 13 |
|
re "stud":
It could have been --
-<stud --> poker>-
come to think of it, a poker, as in iron, when used to move fire
logs around, would be a hot rod.
re "truss": how about
-<truss --> me, I know what I'm doing>-
|
396.3264 | bridge --> dummy | TERZA::ZANE | I don't think so... | Thu Jun 02 1988 21:49 | 0 |
396.3265 | dummy -> ventriloquist | DECSIM::HEILMAN | software = quagmire, spelt sideways | Thu Jun 02 1988 22:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.3266 | ventriloquist --> talking from both sides of your mouth | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jun 02 1988 22:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.3267 | two faced | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jun 02 1988 22:57 | 2 |
| talking from both sides of your mouth--->two faced
|
396.3268 | two-faced --> silver-tongued | TERZA::ZANE | I don't think so... | Thu Jun 02 1988 22:59 | 0 |
396.3269 | silver-tongued-->gold plated | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jun 02 1988 23:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.3270 | gold plated -> Waterford gobleted | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Thu Jun 02 1988 23:04 | 2 |
| both refer to an expensively set table
|
396.3271 | Waterford gobleted --> stuffed turkey | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jun 02 1988 23:08 | 1 |
| turkeys gobble . . .
|
396.3272 | stuffed turkey-->full goofball | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jun 03 1988 08:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.3273 | full goofball => foosball | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Jun 03 1988 09:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.3274 | foosball --> sudsroom.. | SALEM::AMARTIN | DIG IT AL | Fri Jun 03 1988 14:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.3275 | sudsroom-->showerroom | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Fri Jun 03 1988 16:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.3276 | shower room -> Psycho | BISTRO::WATSON | Long-term Omelas resident | Fri Jun 03 1988 17:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.3277 | Psycho --> logical | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Fri Jun 03 1988 18:13 | 9 |
|
for "sudsroom":
-<sudsroom --> launderette>-
or
-<sudsroom --> beer bar>-
|
396.3278 | Logical -> Boring | BISTRO::WOOD | Mad Dogs and.... | Fri Jun 03 1988 18:43 | 0 |
396.3279 | Boring -> Drilling | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Fri Jun 03 1988 20:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.3280 | drilling --> hep, two, three, four | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Jun 03 1988 21:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.3281 | hep, two, three, four --> 76 trombones | TERZA::ZANE | I don't think so... | Fri Jun 03 1988 22:25 | 0 |
396.3282 | 76 trombones --> water slides | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Fri Jun 03 1988 22:42 | 0 |
396.3283 | water slides --> ice doesn't | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Jun 03 1988 22:45 | 1 |
| Though you can slide *on* the ice . . .
|
396.3284 | ice doesn't > yes it does > this isn't an argument | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Fri Jun 03 1988 23:41 | 1 |
| MPFC...
|
396.3285 | this isn't an argument -> Of course it is | ERIS::CALLAS | Mr. Tamzen | Sat Jun 04 1988 02:00 | 1 |
| Jon
|
396.3286 | Of course it is --> NO it isn't! | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Jun 04 1988 02:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.3287 | NO it isn't! --> What? | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Sat Jun 04 1988 02:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.3288 | What? --> on second | TERZA::ZANE | I don't think so... | Sat Jun 04 1988 02:46 | 0 |
396.3289 | What? -> Oh, this is futile! | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Home of Elvis & the ancient Greeks | Sat Jun 04 1988 02:48 | 121 |
| As a public service...
I felt compelled to include the full text here... especially as someone
else was kind enough to type it in to the MONTY_PYTHON conference.
Seems to rather fit into JOYOFLEX subject matter also.
<<< ILLUSN::ILLUSN$DUA1:[NOTES$LIBRARY]MONTY_PYTHON.NOTE;1 >>>
-< Flying Monty's Circus Python >-
================================================================================
Note 41.8 The 'Argument' sketch 8 of 8
CHEST::STREET "uncontaminated by cheese" 110 lines 25-MAR-1988 05:59
-< 'ere we are then! >-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is the 'argument' section, as transcribed from MP Live
at Drury Lane. It does NOT contain the bits about Abuse, and
Complaints. (so I cant answer any questions for .7, sorry).
Michael Palin is the 'client', and John Cleese the 'Arguer'.
<door opening>
MP: Is this the right room for an argument?
JC: Ive told you once.
<pause>
MP: No you haven't.
JC: Yes I have
MP: When?
JC: Just now.
MP: No you didnt.
JC: Yes I did.
MP: You didn't
JC: I did.
MP: You didn't.
JC: Im telling you I did.
MP: You did NOT.
JC: Im sorry, is this a 5 minute argument or the full half hour?
MP: Oh, hah, just the, er, five minutes.
JC: Just the 5 minutes, thank you.
MP: Yup.
JC: Anyway I did.
MP: You most certainly did not.
JC: Now lets get one thing perfectly clear, I most definately told
you.
MP: Oh no you didn't.
JC: Oh yes I did.
MP: Oh no you didnt.
< I did/ you didnt repeated about 10 times! before....>
MP: Oh look this isnt an argument.
<pause>
JC: Yes it is.
MP: No it isnt <pause> its just contradition.
JC: No it isnt.
MP: It IS.
JC: It is not.
MP: Oh, you just contradicted me.
JC: Never.
MP: You did just then.
JC: Nonsense.
MP: Oh this is futile.
<pause>
JC: No it isnt.
MP: Yes it is <pause> I came here for a good argument.
JC: Ah no, you came here for an argument.
MP: Ah, but an argument isnt contradiction.
JC: Well..... can be.
MP: No it cant. An argument is a connected series of statements
intended to establish a proposition.
JC: No it isnt.
MP: Yes it is. - It isnt just contradiction.
JC: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
MP: Oh yes, but that isnt just saying "No it isnt".
JC: Yes it IS.
MP: No it isnt.
JC: Yes it is, it is, it is <alongside MP>
MP: No it isnt, no it isnt, no it isnt, no it isnt. Argument
is an intellectual process, contradiction is just the
automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
JC: It is not.
MP: It is.
JC: Oh no it isnt.
MP: It is.
<JC rings bell>
JC: Thank you, Good Morning.
<pause>
MP: What?
JC: Thats it, Good Morning.
MP: But I was just getting interested.
JC: Sorry, the five minutes is up.
MP: Oh, that was never five minutes just now.
JC: Im afraid it was.
MP: No it wasnt.
JC: Im sorry I am not allowed to argue any more.
MP: What!
JC: If you want to go on arguing, you will have to pay for
for another five minutes.
MP: but, look, that was never five minutes just now.
JC: < whistling >
MP: Oh come on.
<pause>
MP: Oh look this is ridiculous.
JC: Ive told you Im not allowed to argue unless you pay.
MP: Oh all right <hands money over> there you are.
JC: Thank you.
MP: Well?
JC: Well what?
MP: That was never five minutes just now.
JC: Ive told you Im not allowed to argue unless you pay.
MP: but I just paid.
JC: No you didnt
MP: I did.
<repeated few times>
MP: Look I dont want to argue about that.
JC: but Im very sorry but you didnt pay.
MP: Aha, well if I didnt pay - why are you arguing?
aaaaah, got ya.
JC: No you havent.
MP: Yes I have - If youre arguing I must have paid.
JC: Not necessarily.... I could be arguing in my spare time.
MP: Ohhhhhhh.......
< fade out >
|
396.3290 | futile --> William the Conquerer | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Sat Jun 04 1988 06:33 | 2 |
| Futile sounds like feudal, doesn't it? And we were feuding,
weren't we?
|
396.3291 | William the Conquerer --> Billy the Kid | SALEM::AMARTIN | DIG IT AL | Sat Jun 04 1988 10:17 | 0 |
396.3292 | Billy the Kid -> William the Man | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Sat Jun 04 1988 21:42 | 4 |
|
Well, everyone has to grow up SOMETIME!!!
Don't they?!?!?!?!
|
396.3293 | William the Man --> Charlie the Tuna | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Sun Jun 05 1988 00:13 | 3 |
|
I'm in trouble if they do!
|
396.3294 | Charlie the Tuna --> Tuna Melt | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sun Jun 05 1988 01:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.3295 | tuna melt --> smelts | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Sun Jun 05 1988 05:38 | 1 |
| There's something fishy about this string!
|
396.3296 | smelts -> smores | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Sun Jun 05 1988 09:25 | 6 |
| nah...we're not doing this on porpoise are we? It's all just for
the halibut....now sea what you've gotten me into?
kelp! kelp! I can't stop!
|
396.3297 | smores --> crunch | SALEM::AMARTIN | DIG IT AL | Sun Jun 05 1988 09:29 | 1 |
| I don;t dare to put the first word that came to mind... :-)
|
396.3298 | crunch --> scorch | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Sun Jun 05 1988 10:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.3299 | scorch --> Marshmellos | SALEM::AMARTIN | DIG IT AL | Sun Jun 05 1988 11:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.3300 | Marshmellos---->Buttercups | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sun Jun 05 1988 20:13 | 6 |
|
Marshmallows are yellow butter cup like flowers...and I belive
the first marshmellows were some how made from them.
|
396.3301 | buttercups --> cowslips | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Sun Jun 05 1988 21:01 | 11 |
|
Here's how:
The root of the marsh mallow produces a starch like cornstarch
that can be used as a thickener. A marshmallow, the white candy
kind, is made by boiling sugar syrup with mallow starch, then
beating air into it.
I think they use some kind of preservatives these days . . .
--bonnie
|
396.3302 | cowslips---> funny lingerie | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jun 06 1988 01:02 | 4 |
|
Thanks Bonnie, :-) I should have taken the time to look that
up myself...:-}
|
396.3303 | funny lingerie --> peep show | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Jun 06 1988 02:44 | 2 |
| My pleasure -- I've got to use my cache of personal trivia for
something!
|
396.3304 | peep show -> flashers | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Mon Jun 06 1988 05:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.3305 | flashers => slashers | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Jun 06 1988 05:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.3306 | slashers --> burners | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Jun 06 1988 06:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.3307 | burners --> extinguishers | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Mon Jun 06 1988 07:47 | 0 |
396.3308 | extinguishers --> Halon 1301 | SALEM::AMARTIN | DIG IT AL | Mon Jun 06 1988 10:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.3309 | Halon 1301 -> HAL 3000 | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Mon Jun 06 1988 17:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.3310 | HAL-3000 -> PENnsylvania-6-500 | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Mon Jun 06 1988 18:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.3311 | PENsylvania-6-5000 --> Tuxedo Junction | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Jun 06 1988 19:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.3312 | Tuxedo Junction --A Chorus Line | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Mon Jun 06 1988 19:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.3313 | A Chorus Line --> Deadalus's rope | ERIS::CALLAS | Mr. Tamzen | Mon Jun 06 1988 22:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.3314 | Daedalus's rope --> hangman's noose | TERZA::ZANE | all in good time... | Mon Jun 06 1988 22:47 | 0 |
396.3315 | hangman's noose --> clue | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jun 06 1988 23:03 | 3 |
|
It is one of the props in the board game Clue
|
396.3316 | Clue --> Pictionary | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Jun 06 1988 23:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.3317 | Pictionary --> Charades | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Mon Jun 06 1988 23:12 | 2 |
| Pictionary n. A way to get you to spend money in order to play
Charades.
|
396.3318 | Charades --> plastic surgeries | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Mon Jun 06 1988 23:27 | 2 |
|
As in "things done to improve the appearance of Sonny Bobo's ex.
|
396.3319 | plastic surgeries --> Wooden examining rooms | ERIS::CALLAS | Mr. Tamzen | Tue Jun 07 1988 00:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.3320 | Wooden examining rooms --> magician's box | TERZA::ZANE | all in good time... | Tue Jun 07 1988 00:36 | 0 |
396.3321 | magician's box -> (the) magician's nephew | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Tue Jun 07 1988 00:59 | 2 |
| a CS Lewis book from the Narnia series
|
396.3322 | magician's nephew --> monkey's uncle | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Jun 07 1988 01:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.3323 | Monkey's Uncle --> Annette Funicello | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Tue Jun 07 1988 01:35 | 2 |
|
... From a Walt Disney movie starring herself ...
|
396.3324 | Annette Funicello --> Annette Funiviolin | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Tue Jun 07 1988 03:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.3325 | Annette Funiviolin --> Annette Andajar | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Tue Jun 07 1988 03:43 | 0 |
396.3326 | Annette Andajar -> Annette-In-a-Bottle | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Tue Jun 07 1988 04:24 | 3 |
|
Sorry, couldn't resist!!!!
|
396.3327 | annette-in-a-bottle ----> tweedle beetles | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jun 07 1988 07:06 | 5 |
|
from a Dr Seus tongue twister...'when tweedle beetles battle
with paddles in a puddle in a bottle its a tweedle beetle
paddle puddle bottle battle
|
396.3328 | Tweedle Beetles --> John Lennon | SALEM::AMARTIN | DIG IT AL | Tue Jun 07 1988 11:43 | 2 |
| It would have been perfect. But NOOOO Bonnie just HAD to use a
different node. HMPH!
|
396.3329 | John Lennon => Groucho Marx | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Jun 07 1988 14:06 | 3 |
|
All hail Marx and Lennon.... ;-)
|
396.3330 | Groucho Marx --> Rubber Ducky | STAR::HUBER | Marvin's Magical Mysery Tour | Tue Jun 07 1988 18:24 | 0 |
396.3331 | rubber ducky --> Bert and Ernie | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Jun 07 1988 18:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.3332 | Bert and Ernie --> Bert and I | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jun 07 1988 18:50 | 6 |
|
in re Al (giggle) and I wasn't even thinking of the name you call
me when I wrote that. :-)
Bonnie
|
396.3333 | Bert and I --> tie brand | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Tue Jun 07 1988 23:00 | 0 |
396.3334 | tie, brand -> Bar-None Ranch | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Tue Jun 07 1988 23:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.3335 | Bar-None Ranch --> Danny Kaye | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Tue Jun 07 1988 23:52 | 18 |
|
In the movie _Up In Arms, Danny Kaye was going up and dowbn the
lobby of a movie theater telling the story of the film that was
supposed to be playing. The "film"'s hero, Cowboy Dan ("his horse, of
course, was a baritone, too."), was at the Bar-None Ranch.
For "Groucho Marx":
-<Groucho Marx --> Marx Bros. --> Smith Bros. --> Cough Drops>-
for "Bert and Ernie"
-<Bert and Ernie --> Bartyles & James>-
or, if you prefer:
-<Bert and Ernie --> Bob and Ray>-
|
396.3336 | Danny Kaye --> Peter O'Toole | ERIS::CALLAS | Mr. Tamzen | Tue Jun 07 1988 23:57 | 4 |
| It's nice to know that someone else wanted to push Bert and Ernie
to Bob and Ray!
Jon
|
396.3337 | Peter O'Toole --> Svengali | TERZA::ZANE | all in good time... | Wed Jun 08 1988 00:12 | 0 |
396.3338 | Svengali--> mesmerism | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jun 08 1988 01:44 | 6 |
|
actually I had wanted to do Bob and Ray for Bert and Ernie but
when I went to type it all I could think of was Bert and I
Bonnie
|
396.3339 | mesmerism -> anima | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Wed Jun 08 1988 02:23 | 3 |
| ah, the mysterious case of M. Valdemar...
|
396.3340 | anima --> vegetaba | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Jun 08 1988 02:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.3341 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Wed Jun 08 1988 02:44 | 16 |
| -<anima --> vegetaba --> minera --> twenty questions>-
For the younger set: "Twenty Questions" was a parlor game (that
later graduated to nighttime radio in the days before television)
where a subject was decided upon by a player, and the other players
would have to determine what it was by asking questions that could
be answered "yes," "no," or (usually) another one word answer.
Naturally, this had to be done in no more than twenty questions.
In the radio version, an "offstage voice" would feed the answer
in advance to the listening audience.
The first question was invariably, "Is it animal, vegetable, or
mineral?"
Steve Kallis, Jr.
|
396.3342 | twenty questions --> and *where* have *you* been! | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jun 08 1988 02:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.3343 | and *where* have *you* been! --> Count Andwherv Rubin | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Jun 08 1988 03:04 | 0 |
396.3344 | Over the river and through the woods | RAVEN1::MKENNEDY | | Wed Jun 08 1988 03:07 | 0 |
396.3345 | OTR&TTW --> Grandma's house | ZFC::DERAMO | I am, therefore I'll think. | Wed Jun 08 1988 03:31 | 0 |
396.3346 | Grandma's House --> The House that Jack Built | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Wed Jun 08 1988 06:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.3347 | The House that Jack Built => 10 pence to mend me shed | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Jun 08 1988 12:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.3348 | 10 pence to mend my shed-->Highway Robbery | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Wed Jun 08 1988 16:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.3349 | Highway Robbery --> Street Hassle | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Wed Jun 08 1988 17:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.3350 | Street Hassle -> Sweet Hustle | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Wed Jun 08 1988 18:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.3351 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Wed Jun 08 1988 18:38 | 6 |
| Count Andwherv Rubin ------------------+
|
|
|
Sweet Hustle --------------------------+--> down for the count
|
396.3352 | down for the count -> then I can count on you | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jun 08 1988 19:06 | 4 |
|
from a song by the Weavers
|
396.3353 | then I can count on you -> 'cause I've run out of fingers & toes | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Wed Jun 08 1988 19:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.3354 | fingers and toes --> roast beef | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Jun 08 1988 19:47 | 3 |
|
From "This little piggy went to market," of course.
|
396.3355 | roast beef --> roast beast | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Jun 08 1988 20:59 | 0 |
396.3356 | roast beast --> charred flesh | TERZA::ZANE | all in good time... | Wed Jun 08 1988 21:14 | 0 |
396.3357 | charred flesh --> fleshy chard | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Wed Jun 08 1988 21:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.3358 | fleshy chard -> black-eyed peas | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Jun 08 1988 22:16 | 5 |
|
This week's special honor should go to .3351. A bon mot's bon mot!
( god, I hope that I've possessively punctuated those lines correctly!)
jc
|
396.3359 | black-eyed peas --> masochistic vegetables | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Wed Jun 08 1988 23:56 | 2 |
|
re -.1: merci.
|
396.3360 | masochistic vegetables -> whipped potatoes | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Thu Jun 09 1988 01:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.3361 | whipped potatoes --> couch potatoes | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jun 09 1988 01:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.3362 | couch potatoes -> commentators | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu Jun 09 1988 02:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.3363 | commentators --> editors | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Thu Jun 09 1988 02:05 | 3 |
|
Like EVE?
|
396.3364 | editors ---> Moral Majority | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Thu Jun 09 1988 05:50 | 9 |
|
for commentators
I'd have put commentators --> idaho spuds
'cos idaho spuds are common 'taters :-}
djw
|
396.3365 | Moral Majority -> Is Neither | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jun 09 1988 08:24 | 6 |
|
Jodi...I was going to do whipped potatoes and I had to log off
thanks for that one..
and Derek...common taters is perfect! that was mine also
|
396.3366 | Is Neither -> Nietszche | IOSG::VICKERS | Entropy isn't what it used to be | Thu Jun 09 1988 16:38 | 3 |
|
Is neither -> nothing -> nihilism -> Nietszche
|
396.3367 | Nietzsche => Zarathustra | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Danger was this man's speciality | Thu Jun 09 1988 17:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.3368 | Zarathustra --> Steppenwolf | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jun 09 1988 18:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.3369 | Steppenwolf --> Ladyhawke | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Thu Jun 09 1988 18:44 | 5 |
|
For those who've seen the film, in _Ladyhawke_, the knight-captain
under a curse is Etienne Navarre. Etienne is French for "Stephen."
At night, this knight turned into a wolf (while by day, his ladylove
turned into a hawk, hence, the title).
|
396.3370 | Ladyhawke --> Guy Fawkes | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Thu Jun 09 1988 22:49 | 0 |
396.3371 | Guy Fawkes -> penny | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Thu Jun 09 1988 23:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.3372 | penny --> dreadful | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Fri Jun 10 1988 00:12 | 9 |
|
For the younger set:
A "penny dreadful" was a sort of embryonic cheap paperback, usually
sensational for its day (though without being salacious).
Could fave been:
-<penny --> [for your] thoughts>-
|
396.3373 | dreadful --> scott | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Fri Jun 10 1988 00:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.3374 | Scott --> German | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Jun 10 1988 02:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.3375 | German --> measles | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Fri Jun 10 1988 03:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.3376 | Measles -> Inspector Javert | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Home of Elvis & the ancient Greeks | Fri Jun 10 1988 03:24 | 3 |
| You know.. the guy from...
Les Measle-rables
|
396.3377 | Inspector javert ---> A policeman's Lot is not a happy one! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Fri Jun 10 1988 05:43 | 18 |
|
Trivia time.
Measles is a game invented at, I think, Cambridge Uni, UK. Basically
the idea is to draw a number of random dots on a page - say upto 20.
Each player in turn joins two dots with a line and places a dot
somewhere on the line. The next player takes his turn. Each dot may be
used more than once, provided there will be no more than 3 lines
emanating from it. Last player to move is the winner.
Then give the drawing to your kids to colour in. Keeps em amused
for hours!
So the inference _could_ have been measles --> Cambridge Uni.
djw
|
396.3378 | A policeman's Lot is not a happy one! --> salt | TERZA::ZANE | all in good time... | Fri Jun 10 1988 23:58 | 0 |
396.3379 | salt --> ice | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Sat Jun 11 1988 00:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.3380 | ice --> omorphic | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Sat Jun 11 1988 00:47 | 3 |
|
and let's not talk about "omorphic delphicles," please.
:-P
|
396.3381 | omorphic --> omicronic | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Sat Jun 11 1988 01:08 | 6 |
|
I wouldn't dream of talking about any such thing.
I could never pronounce it to talk about it!
--b
|
396.3382 | omicronic ---> monochromatic | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Jun 11 1988 01:44 | 5 |
|
inre .3380....oh arrgghhh...how bout delphic oracles
B
|
396.3383 | monochromatic --> cheap terminal | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Sat Jun 11 1988 02:02 | 9 |
| re -.1:
>inre .3380....oh arrgghhh...how bout delphic oracles
Well, some oracles delphicate, as it were...
better delphic oracles than delphic auricles, I suppose
eh?
|
396.3384 | Cheap Terminal --> North Station | RICKS::SATOW | | Sat Jun 11 1988 02:10 | 2 |
|
|
396.3385 | North Station --> Santa Claus | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo, VAX LISP developer | Sat Jun 11 1988 03:58 | 0 |
396.3386 | Santa Claus => Saint Nick | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Sat Jun 11 1988 22:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.3387 | Saint Nick --> stigma | HERON::BUCHANAN | a small Bear travels thro' a Forest | Sun Jun 12 1988 22:54 | 2 |
| Stigmata are miraculously generated marks or cuts (nicks) on the hands or feet
of saints, and have been taken as evidence of holiness.
|
396.3388 | stigma --> enigma | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Mon Jun 13 1988 03:08 | 0 |
396.3389 | enigma--> a figment wrapped in an... | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jun 13 1988 08:33 | 9 |
|
cf..(I think) W Churchill on the Iron Curtain countries..
but I am willing to be corrected...
:-)
Bonnie
|
396.3390 | Figment --> souvenirs | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Jun 13 1988 18:06 | 9 |
|
At the EPCOT Center in Disney World in Florida, the mascot of the
pavillion for the Imagination is named Figment -- he's a little
purple dragon-looking creature. My kids made me buy a whole
planeload of Figment souvenirs.
--bonnie
|
396.3391 | souvenirs => mnemonics | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Danger was this man's speciality | Mon Jun 13 1988 18:33 | 6 |
| It was Churchill OK, something like `an enigma wrapped in a {something
opaque} shrouded in a {something else opaque}'. One of the opaque
things was `mystery', but I don't think `figment' came into it.
b
|
396.3392 | mnemonic -> chthonic | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Mon Jun 13 1988 18:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.3393 | mnemonnics --> memory aids | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Mon Jun 13 1988 18:49 | 19 |
|
for "enigma," I'd've:
-<enigma --> cipher machine>-
for "enquiring minds":
The Enigma was the cipher machine the Nazis used during World War
II to send messages. This was cracked by the Allied Forces, whose
"Ultra" machine enabled them to read these supposedly tip-top-Sectrt
messages. The American, William Freidmann, through a prodigious
mental effort, using only pencil, paper, and hime-made sliderules
of paper, duplicated the feat for the Japanese Enigma equivalent;
the Japanese Tiptop Secret messages were dubbed "Purple."
From the Ultra research came Colossus, an electronic-tube device
with shift registers, that used punched paper tape, and was a
reasonably direct ancestor of the electronic computer, through which
we do Notes
|
396.3394 | memory aids -> All Soup Turns Cold | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Jun 13 1988 19:10 | 2 |
| .. from a Trig course....
|
396.3395 | | INK::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Mon Jun 13 1988 19:43 | 6 |
| cththonic -------------------------------+
|
|
|
All Soup Turns Cold ---------------------+------>monsterous stew
|
396.3396 | monsterous stew --> turtle soup | TERZA::ZANE | all in good time... | Mon Jun 13 1988 22:16 | 0 |
396.3397 | turtle soup --> crunchy frog | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Mon Jun 13 1988 22:49 | 3 |
| For enigma:
-< enigma --> variations >-
|
396.3398 | Crunchy Frog --> Road Pizza | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Mon Jun 13 1988 22:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.3399 | Road Pizza --> Pappa Gino's | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Mon Jun 13 1988 23:05 | 3 |
|
Yes, I know what "road pizza" usually refers to, but it could also
refer to pizza-to-go.
|
396.3400 | Papa Gino's -> Mama Celeste's | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Tue Jun 14 1988 01:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.3401 | Mama Celeste's --> Marie Celeste | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Tue Jun 14 1988 01:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.3402 | Marie Celeste --> Maria Theresa | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Jun 14 1988 01:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.3403 | Maria Theresa --> Frederick the Great | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Tue Jun 14 1988 01:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.3404 | Frederick the Great --> Frederick's of Hollywood | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Jun 14 1988 02:51 | 9 |
|
Re: way back (been out of this conference for 2 weeks and there's
150 new replies)
didn't anyone else get the urge to do
<Zarathustra --> 2001>
???
|
396.3405 | Frederick's of Hollywood --> for those who need support | TERZA::ZANE | all in good time... | Tue Jun 14 1988 04:07 | 0 |
396.3406 | for those who need support --> truss me! | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Tue Jun 14 1988 14:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.3407 | truss me -> unwelcome invitation | BISTRO::WATSON | Long-term Omelas resident | Tue Jun 14 1988 17:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.3408 | unwelcome invitation --> masque of the red death | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Tue Jun 14 1988 18:29 | 16 |
|
a few alternates:
-<truss me --> I know what I'm doing>-
-<Maria Teresa --> geese>-
The connection? Strassbourg.
-<Marie Celeste --> Bermuda Triangle>-
From "mysterious disappearances."
-<Fredrick the Great --> Alexander the Great>-
... I heard it on the "great" vine...
|
396.3409 | masque of the red death -> dream of the blue turtles | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Tue Jun 14 1988 18:37 | 4 |
| re: .3406 BA HA HA HA HA.....
|
396.3410 | dream on the blue turtles --> Attack of the Killer Ninja Tubas | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Tue Jun 14 1988 20:24 | 0 |
396.3411 | Attack of the Killer Ninja Tubas --> I count | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Tue Jun 14 1988 22:19 | 2 |
|
There's a note in UCOUNT::MOVIES devoted to ninja movie titles...
|
396.3412 | I count -> but sometimes I estimate | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Jun 14 1988 22:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.3413 | but sometimes I estimate => and sometimes I just plain guess | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Jun 14 1988 23:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.3414 | sometimes I estimate --> other times I estivate | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Tue Jun 14 1988 23:10 | 8 |
|
or, for "I count":
-<I Count --> you Doge>-
"The Doge and I had a drinking session. He had vino to the point
he could no longer see. As far as I know, it's the first time I
drank a Venetian blind." -- Giacamo
|
396.3415 | ....estivate -> In the good ol' summertime | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Tue Jun 14 1988 23:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.3416 | | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Jun 15 1988 01:31 | 5 |
| in the good old summertime \
\
+---- I think I'll have a beer
/
sometimes I just plain guess /
|
396.3417 | I think I'll have a beer -> Roadhouse Blues | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Home of Elvis & the ancient Greeks | Wed Jun 15 1988 01:46 | 1 |
| Woke up dis morning....
|
396.3418 | Roadhouse Blues --> Genetian Violets | INK::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Wed Jun 15 1988 02:03 | 2 |
|
Two teenage gangs, like the Amboy Dukes
|
396.3419 | | DELNI::PITARD | I think not...*POOF* | Wed Jun 15 1988 04:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.3420 | generic roses --> Rosa rugosa | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jun 15 1988 08:02 | 6 |
|
Rosa rugosa is the genus and species name of the wild sea side
rose...
Bonnie
|
396.3421 | Rosa rugosa --> Rugged Rocks | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Maybe it is, it is not and indeterminate! | Wed Jun 15 1988 13:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.3422 | Rugged Rocks --> Rolling Stones | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Wed Jun 15 1988 13:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.3423 | Rolling Stones -> Stirling Moss | IDLE::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Wed Jun 15 1988 14:19 | 0 |
396.3424 | Stirling Moss --> Golden Fleece | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Wed Jun 15 1988 17:47 | 16 |
|
re Rolling Stones:
"A rolling stone gathers no groupies."
On Stirling Moss:
it could also be:
-<Stirling Moss --> Thelma Moss>-
Thelma Moss is a noted parapsychologist.
Or it could be:
-<Stirling Moss --> Stirling Engine>-
|
396.3425 | Golden Fleece --> Goldfinger | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Wed Jun 15 1988 18:03 | 8 |
|
Goldfinger was the film where they were going to fleece Fort Knox.
About the Churchill quote way back, was he not referring to Russia,
saying that it was "a riddle shrouded in a mystery wrapped in an
enigma"? Someone must have a book of quotations to hand..
Ian.
|
396.3426 | Goldfinger --> brass monkey | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Jun 15 1988 18:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.3427 | brass monkey -> painted horses | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Jun 15 1988 18:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.3428 | painted horses --> caruosel | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Jun 15 1988 18:29 | 0 |
396.3429 | carousel --> Brigadoon | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Wed Jun 15 1988 18:48 | 17 |
| for "Goldfinger":
-<Goldfinger --> Fickle Finger>-
for "Golden Fleece":
-<Golden Fleece --> Steel Wool>-
for "Painted Horses"
-<painted horses --> painted desert>-
or
-<painted horses --> Old Paint>-
(a common horse name in Western movies.
|
396.3430 | Brigadoon --> brigadier | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Jun 15 1988 23:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.3431 | brigadier -> generalization | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Thu Jun 16 1988 00:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.3432 | generalization --> corporal punishment | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jun 16 1988 01:47 | 5 |
|
re: .3431
tee hee, that's good...
|
396.3433 | corporal punishment --> private parts | RUTLND::SATOW | | Thu Jun 16 1988 01:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.3434 | private parts --> non-public roles | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Thu Jun 16 1988 02:09 | 4 |
|
re "generalization":
-<generalization --> privatization>-
|
396.3435 | non-public roles --> private Rolls | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo, VAX LISP developer | Thu Jun 16 1988 03:22 | 0 |
396.3436 | private Rolls --> crescent | TERZA::ZANE | all in good time... | Thu Jun 16 1988 03:52 | 0 |
396.3437 | Crescent --> Cul-de-Sac | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Maybe it is,is not & indeterminate | Thu Jun 16 1988 05:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.3438 | | DELNI::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Thu Jun 16 1988 06:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.3439 | Cool-de-Sack---> ice bag | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jun 16 1988 07:16 | 3 |
|
for private parts how about 'naughty bits'?
|
396.3440 | ice bag => ice cube | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Jun 16 1988 12:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.3441 | ice cube -=> Titanic | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | If you can't beat 'em .. join 'em | Thu Jun 16 1988 14:13 | 5 |
|
That's 1,386 I've missed . But glad to be back .
John J Phipps
|
396.3442 | Titanic --> sinker | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu Jun 16 1988 18:10 | 2 |
|
for those fishing buffs...
|
396.3443 | Sinker --> pore | DOOZER::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, working... | Thu Jun 16 1988 18:19 | 3 |
|
...as in the place :-)
|
396.3444 | pore -> decant | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | My shoes are...on top of the world | Thu Jun 16 1988 18:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.3445 | pore --> over | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Thu Jun 16 1988 18:44 | 7 |
|
for "sinker":
-<sinker --> curve>-
... for baseball fans
|
396.3446 | decant + over ----> chemistry experiment | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jun 16 1988 19:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.3447 | chemistry experiment --> assassination | RICKS::SATOW | | Thu Jun 16 1988 19:34 | 6 |
| This one is personal. I was doing an experiment in high school chemistry
lab when the principal announced over the p.a. system that JFK had been
shot in Dallas.
Clay
|
396.3448 | assassination --> donkey, donkey me land | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Thu Jun 16 1988 20:01 | 0 |
396.3449 | donkey, donkey me land --> yer welcome, lad | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Thu Jun 16 1988 20:20 | 6 |
|
re "chemistry experiment --> assassination":
-<chemistry_experiment --> assassination ==> Lucrezia Borgia>-
[gulp!]
|
396.3450 | yer welcome, lad --> thank you, ma'am | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jun 16 1988 21:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.3451 | thank you, ma'am -=> wham bam | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | If you can't beat 'em .. join 'em | Thu Jun 16 1988 22:43 | 5 |
|
Just a quickie
John J
|
396.3452 | wham bam --> hambo | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Thu Jun 16 1988 23:17 | 3 |
|
While it has nothing else to do with "wham bam", the Hambo
is a Swedish couples dance.
|
396.3453 | hambo --> Stallone acting | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Thu Jun 16 1988 23:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.3454 | Stallone acting -> audience participation | HERON::BUCHANAN | a small Bear travels thru a Forest | Fri Jun 17 1988 00:15 | 1 |
| (Stall 1)
|
396.3455 | audience participation --> experiential | TERZA::ZANE | The time is Now. | Fri Jun 17 1988 00:40 | 0 |
396.3456 | experiental --> sociotalk | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Fri Jun 17 1988 00:43 | 4 |
|
re "Stallone acting":
-<Stallone acting --> oxymoron>-
|
396.3457 | sociotalk---> sociopath | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jun 17 1988 01:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.3458 | sociopath -> lines of communication | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | roll with the changes | Fri Jun 17 1988 01:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.3459 | lines of communication --> TALK is CHEAP! | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Fri Jun 17 1988 01:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.3460 | TALK is CHEAP! --> Budgie --> Adam Faith | AYOV18::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Fri Jun 17 1988 02:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.3461 | Adam Faith --> Buy~bee | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Maybe it is,is not & indeterminate | Fri Jun 17 1988 09:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.3462 | Buy~bee => Livin' doll | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Danger was this man's speciality | Fri Jun 17 1988 14:12 | 15 |
| Different singer, but about the same era.
Re `enigma'
I looked up the exact words last night. I was wrong about `enigma' not
being there (and the word `surrounded' wasn't there either - sorry):
It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery in an enigma.
Churchill was saying why he thought it was impossibile to predict
the Soviet Union's foreign policy at the beginning of the Second
World War.
b
|
396.3463 | Livin' Doll -> Pinocchio | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Fri Jun 17 1988 17:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.3464 | Livin' doll--> beautiful woman | SPMFG1::SCHARMANN | Computer Freak --- Beware | Fri Jun 17 1988 17:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.3465 | Pinocchio --> saw nose | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Fri Jun 17 1988 17:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.3466 | saw nose --> saw tooth | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Jun 17 1988 19:29 | 0 |
396.3467 | => weasel | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Danger was this man's speciality | Fri Jun 17 1988 19:41 | 9 |
| saw tooth ------------+
\
|
beautiful woman --------+
\
\
+-------------> weasel
(Italian for `weasel' is `belladonna', isn't it?)
|
396.3468 | weasel --> while you work | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Fri Jun 17 1988 20:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.3469 | while you work -=> sleep | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | If you can't beat 'em .. join 'em | Fri Jun 17 1988 21:40 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.3470 | sleep---> knits up the ravelled sleeve of care | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jun 17 1988 22:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.3471 | kutrsoc -> zzz, pearl 1, zzz, pearl 2, zzz | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Sat Jun 18 1988 00:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.3472 | zzz, pearl 1, zzz pearl 2, zzz -> Diving | BISTRO::WOOD | Mad Dogs and.... | Sat Jun 18 1988 01:21 | 0 |
396.3473 | diving --> 'oogah, oogah, down, down' | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Sat Jun 18 1988 01:42 | 3 |
|
The sounds made in old war movies when submarines were portrayed
as diving.
|
396.3474 | Oogah, oogah, down, down --> third and twenty | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Sat Jun 18 1988 02:50 | 3 |
| Dunno about *your* old war movies, but ours used to say things like
"Up periscope, dive, dive, dive, I wonder what Cynthia is doing
now ... "
|
396.3475 | third and twenty --> passing situation | BLAKE::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo, VAX LISP developer | Sat Jun 18 1988 04:47 | 0 |
396.3476 | passing situation -> diaper's full! | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Sat Jun 18 1988 21:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.3477 | diaper's full! --> Tobin's | BLAKE::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo, VAX LISP developer | Sun Jun 19 1988 01:32 | 4 |
|
Well, okay, it was the second thing that came to mind.
Dan
|
396.3478 | Tobin's --> have mercy on us | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Mon Jun 20 1988 20:54 | 18 |
|
re "diaper's full":
-<diapers full --> a flush beats it>-
Re "passing situation":
-<passing situation --> football scholarship>-
Re "diving":
-<diving --> no drinking while ...>-
(the passing of a _great_ spectator sport)
A monir nit. When a submarine's going to dive, if anything, it
would be "down periscope."
|
396.3479 | have mercy on us --> states | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Mon Jun 20 1988 23:17 | 5 |
|
have mercy on us --> [Jack] Lord --> [Hawaii] 50 --> states
Re .3478:
What's a "monir nit"? :-)
|
396.3480 | States -> Altered | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | roll with the changes | Tue Jun 21 1988 00:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.3481 | altered -> what happens to singles taking vows | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Jun 21 1988 01:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.3482 | ...singles taking vows --> home from second | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Tue Jun 21 1988 02:50 | 2 |
|
Baseball, of course
|
396.3483 | home from second --> bigamist | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Jun 21 1988 03:00 | 1 |
| singles taking MULTIPLE vows.
|
396.3484 | | TERZA::ZANE | The time is Now. | Tue Jun 21 1988 04:26 | 4 |
|
< bigamist --> bigamy --> that's mighty big of you! >
|
396.3485 | That's mighty big of you --> Photo enlargement | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Tue Jun 21 1988 06:17 | 4 |
|
for bigamist, I might have offered SMOG, however....
|
396.3486 | Photo enlargement -=> boasting | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | If you can't beat 'em .. join 'em | Tue Jun 21 1988 18:24 | 4 |
|
John J
|
396.3487 | boasting => zinc | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Danger was this man's speciality | Tue Jun 21 1988 20:22 | 1 |
| Some kind of squash stroke.
|
396.3488 | zinc --> kitchen | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Tue Jun 21 1988 23:29 | 2 |
|
You know, where you do the dishes...
|
396.3489 | kitchen --> heat | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo, VAX LISP developer | Wed Jun 22 1988 03:41 | 0 |
396.3490 | heat --> body | TERZA::ZANE | The time is Now. | Wed Jun 22 1988 04:56 | 0 |
396.3491 | body --> odor | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Wed Jun 22 1988 08:37 | 0 |
396.3492 | odor --> eaters | SALEM::AMARTIN | DIG IT AL | Wed Jun 22 1988 09:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.3493 | eaters --> Yeomen of the Guard | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Wed Jun 22 1988 13:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.3494 | Yeomen of the Guard -> comic opera | BISTRO::WATSON | can we have summer now? | Wed Jun 22 1988 17:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.3495 | comic opera --> Der Fledermann und Robin | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Wed Jun 22 1988 17:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.3496 | Der Fledermann und Robin -> Batman | BISTRO::WOOD | Mad Dogs and.... | Wed Jun 22 1988 17:53 | 2 |
|
I never claimed to be cultured :-)
|
396.3497 | Batman --> Green Arrow | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Jun 22 1988 18:53 | 4 |
|
Going for the quality stuff here!
|
396.3498 | Green Arrow -=> Public transport | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | If you can't beat 'em .. join 'em | Wed Jun 22 1988 22:00 | 5 |
|
Around my way
John J
|
396.3499 | public transport --> convoy | TERZA::ZANE | The time is Now. | Wed Jun 22 1988 22:55 | 0 |
396.3500 | convoy --> 10-4 | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Jun 22 1988 23:07 | 0 |
396.3501 | 10-4 = 6 | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Jun 22 1988 23:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.3502 | 6 --> prisoner | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Wed Jun 22 1988 23:42 | 1 |
| Be seeing you...
|
396.3503 | prisoner -> BCNU | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | roll with the changes | Thu Jun 23 1988 00:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.3504 | BCNU -> TTFN | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Thu Jun 23 1988 01:20 | 2 |
|
As in Ta-Ta For Now -- Tigger in Winnie the Pooh
|
396.3505 | TTFN --> TANSTAAFL | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jun 23 1988 01:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.3506 | TANSTAAFL --> ... except in old-time bars | INK::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Thu Jun 23 1988 02:33 | 10 |
|
For "Die Fleidermaus and Robin":
-<Die Fliedermaus and Robin --> Come Fly With Me>-
For "Batman":
-<Batman --> bat boy>-
... as in American League
|
396.3507 | ...old time bars --> rag time | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Thu Jun 23 1988 03:21 | 8 |
|
Two ways!
Also, for <heat ->
<heat --> Miami>
New NBA team.
|
396.3508 | rag time -->Saturday morning car wash | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Thu Jun 23 1988 05:12 | 14 |
|
G'day,
Some ways back there was a sequence that went
Hambo --> Stallone acting --> oxymoron.
I was telling my son of this when he commented that that was double
edged. Clearly he had seen something that I hadn't :-( .
His explanation
Hambo --> Stallone acting --> oxymoron --> beefy twit!
|
396.3509 | Saterday morning car wash => Saterday evening rain fall | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Jun 23 1988 08:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.3510 | Saturday evening rain fall -=> in-door bar-b-que | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | If you can't beat 'em .. join 'em | Thu Jun 23 1988 14:20 | 3 |
|
John J
|
396.3511 | indoor barbeque --> void insurance | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Thu Jun 23 1988 17:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.3512 | void insurance => space protection | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Jun 23 1988 17:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.3513 | space protection --> polycyclic force field | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Thu Jun 23 1988 18:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.3514 | polycyclic force field -> police brutality | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | roll with the changes | Thu Jun 23 1988 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.3515 | police brutality --> dirty harry | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jun 23 1988 19:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.3516 | dirty harry -- B. O. Plenty | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Thu Jun 23 1988 19:59 | 13 |
|
or:
-<dirty harry --> Make my day>-
or:
-<dirty harry --> Ivory Soap>-
or:
-<dirty harry -->Bronco Billy>-
... another Clint Eastwood flick
|
396.3517 | B. O. Plenty --> Good 'n Plenty | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Thu Jun 23 1988 20:01 | 0 |
396.3518 | Good 'n Plenty -> Saturday Matinees | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu Jun 23 1988 20:44 | 2 |
| for those of you old enough to remember...
|
396.3519 | Saturday Matinees ---> nonpariels | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jun 23 1988 21:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.3520 | nonpariels -> skew lines | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | roll with the changes | Thu Jun 23 1988 21:21 | 1 |
| nonpariel also means unequal, unparalleled
|
396.3521 | skew lines --> lift lines | TERZA::ZANE | The time is Now. | Thu Jun 23 1988 21:45 | 0 |
396.3522 | lift lines --> put down squares | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jun 23 1988 21:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.3523 | put down squares --> tile the floor | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Thu Jun 23 1988 22:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.3524 | tile the floor --> ROLL-UP the rug! | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Fri Jun 24 1988 02:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.3525 | ROLL-UP the rug --> snug as a bug | CSOA1::ROTH | Hey Moe... what's a VAX? | Fri Jun 24 1988 02:59 | 0 |
396.3526 | snug as a bug --> Untested software | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Fri Jun 24 1988 05:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.3527 | untested software --> allin1 :-) | SALEM::AMARTIN | DIG IT AL | Fri Jun 24 1988 12:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.3528 | ALL-IN-ONE-->Moter Oil | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Fri Jun 24 1988 17:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.3529 | Moter Oil --> slick beam in my eye | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Jun 24 1988 18:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.3530 | slick beam in my eye -> black-eyed beam | HERON::BUCHANAN | a small Bear travels thru a Forest | Fri Jun 24 1988 18:06 | 0 |
396.3531 | black-eyed beam --> black-eyed Susan | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Fri Jun 24 1988 19:14 | 12 |
|
Re "Moter oil":
-<Moter oil --> Noter oil>-
re "roll up the rug":
-<roll up the rug --> cut the rug>-
"cutting the rug" was an archaic term for dancing in a mlively manner,
especially jitterbugging.
|
396.3532 | black-eyed-Susan-->watch your swing | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Fri Jun 24 1988 20:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.3533 | watch your swing -> playground police | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Jun 24 1988 21:38 | 11 |
|
Mr. Kallis,
Exactly what is Noter Oil? Where can I buy some?
Is it carbon based? Or new hi-tech teflony material?
Is there NEW_Noter.oil and OLD_Noter.oil? Worker_Noter.oil
and Manager_Noter.oil? Smoking_Noter.oil and Non-Smoking_Noter.oil?
( There are some noters that desperately need a 'squirt'! )
( Ahem,... but not in this notes file.)
jc
|
396.3534 | playground police --> cops and robbers | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo, VAX LISP developer | Fri Jun 24 1988 22:12 | 0 |
396.3535 | cops and robbers --> cowboys and indians | TERZA::ZANE | The time is Now. | Fri Jun 24 1988 22:33 | 10 |
|
Re: -.1
It took me a while to understand, but now I see that Dan is developing
a lisp!
Thee ya later,
Terza
|
396.3536 | cowboys and indians --> wild west | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jun 24 1988 22:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.3537 | wild west => Civilized East | DELNI::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Fri Jun 24 1988 23:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.3538 | Civilized East ==> urban myth | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Sat Jun 25 1988 00:16 | 9 |
|
> Exactly what is Noter Oil? Where can I buy some?
> Is it carbon based? Or new hi-tech teflony material?
> Is there NEW_Noter.oil and OLD_Noter.oil? Worker_Noter.oil
> and Manager_Noter.oil? Smoking_Noter.oil and Non-Smoking_Noter.oil?
Well, in the days of the ASR-33, it was Teletype Oil. Now, since
we don't want to spill lubricant on our keyboards, if anyone asks
you if you want some, you say Noter Oil (no ter oil).
|
396.3539 | urban myth --> blue stars | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Sat Jun 25 1988 04:15 | 0 |
396.3540 | blue stars -> 100% !!! | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Sat Jun 25 1988 06:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.3541 | 100% !!! -> all | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. D'Eramo, VAX LISP developer | Sat Jun 25 1988 09:08 | 0 |
396.3542 | all --> or none | SALEM::AMARTIN | MY AHH DEEDAHS! | Sat Jun 25 1988 10:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.3543 | or none --> or monk | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Sat Jun 25 1988 16:37 | 0 |
396.3544 | or monk --> or well | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sat Jun 25 1988 19:34 | 0 |
396.3545 | | DELNI::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Sat Jun 25 1988 21:06 | 1 |
|
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396.3546 | George -> case-insensitive | HERON::BUCHANAN | a small Bear travels thru a Forest | Sat Jun 25 1988 22:30 | 8 |
|
"Ge" or "ge"
I would have bet a million pounds that someone would go from "or well" to
"George". To prevent this obviousism, I should have pre-empted with:
"or well" -> "sit well"
(Ref Osbert Sitwell, *right*-wing activist, contemporaneous with Orwell)
|
396.3547 | case-insensitive -> already had too much to drink | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Sun Jun 26 1988 03:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.3548 | already had too much to drink--> hickUP! | SALEM::AMARTIN | MY AHH DEEDAHS! | Sun Jun 26 1988 09:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.3549 | hickUP! => putdown | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sun Jun 26 1988 19:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.3550 | putdown --> push off | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sun Jun 26 1988 20:26 | 0 |
396.3551 | | HERON::BUCHANAN | a small Bear travels thru a Forest | Mon Jun 27 1988 00:52 | 42 |
| -< push off -> a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
r
r
r
r
r
r
r
r
r
r
r
r
r
r
r
r
r
r
r
g
g
h
h
Bonk! >-
|
396.3552 | 17a14r2g2hb/k --> algebraic expression | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Mon Jun 27 1988 05:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.3553 | algebraic expression --> function | BOOKIE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Jun 27 1988 09:49 | 1 |
|
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396.3554 | function --> Black tie | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Mon Jun 27 1988 13:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.3555 | Black Tie -> Death | BISTRO::WOOD | Mad Dogs and.... | Mon Jun 27 1988 17:05 | 2 |
|
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396.3556 | Death => Thantos | DELNI::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Mon Jun 27 1988 17:22 | 1 |
|
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396.3558 | Thanatos -> Pass me my shirt please, CLytemnestra love | HERON::BUCHANAN | a small Bear travels thru a Forest | Mon Jun 27 1988 17:33 | 13 |
|
I always thought it was "Thanatos" not "Thantos", but maybe there's several
spellings.
I'd have put:
Death -> Archbishop
from "D. Comes to the A.", an imaginary cocktail in Anthony Powell's "Dance to
the Music of Time" 12-volume novel.
Andrew
|
396.3559 | Pass me my shirt -> I don't give a shirt | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine | Tue Jun 28 1988 01:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.3560 | I don't give a shirt --> I gave at the office | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Tue Jun 28 1988 01:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.3561 | I gave at the office -> the check's in the mail | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Jun 28 1988 02:09 | 7 |
|
The list is entitled "Modern Excuses"
and contains such notables as
1) I gave at the office...
2) The computer is down...
3) But that's our policy...
4) See Above
|
396.3562 | the check's in the mail -> crock o' bull | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | sculpted from impassioned clay | Tue Jun 28 1988 02:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.3563 | crock o' bull -> crock o' gold | FSTVAX::GALLO | Tom Gallo - Field Service Training | Tue Jun 28 1988 04:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.3564 | crock o' gold -> crocodile | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine | Tue Jun 28 1988 04:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.3565 | crocodile --> Aberdeen | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Tue Jun 28 1988 05:18 | 3 |
|
Just had too :-)
|
396.3566 | Aberdeen --> Fit like? | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Tue Jun 28 1988 13:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.3567 | Fit like? => size 9 1/2 | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Jun 28 1988 17:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.3568 | size 9.5 --> panting [i.e. 9.5 sighs] | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Tue Jun 28 1988 18:39 | 19 |
|
re "crock o' bull":
-<crock o' bull --> cock o' the walk>-
or
-<crock o' bull --> cow chips>-
re "crocodile":
-<crocodile --> Captain Hook>-
or
-<crocodile --> gavial>-
... a gavial is a crocodilian of southeast Asia. Gavials have
extremely narrow snouts.
|
396.3569 | panting -=> boxing | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | If you can't beat 'em .. join 'em | Tue Jun 28 1988 18:41 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.3570 | boxing -> send 'em packing | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | sculpted from impassioned clay | Tue Jun 28 1988 18:44 | 2 |
| for Aberdeen I'd have done Aberdeen -> Gabardine
|
396.3571 | send 'em packing --> home for the holidays | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Tue Jun 28 1988 20:04 | 0 |
396.3572 | home for the holidays --> Breakfast in bed | DOOZER::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, working... | Tue Jun 28 1988 20:53 | 8 |
|
Going back a bit...
...I'd like to nominate .3559 as "association of the month"
- nice one, Bob !
|
396.3573 | Breakfast in Bed --> Pig in a Blanket | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Tue Jun 28 1988 22:52 | 0 |
396.3574 | pig in a blanket --> pig in a poke | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Tue Jun 28 1988 22:57 | 2 |
|
Re .3573: Nice one!
|
396.3575 | Pig in a Blanket => S**t on a Shingle | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Jun 28 1988 22:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.3576 | S**t on a Shingle -> KP Duty | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | sculpted from impassioned clay | Wed Jun 29 1988 00:00 | 3 |
|
and you thought I was going to say Tobin's :-)
|
396.3577 | KP Duty --> potato peeling | CSOA1::ROTH | Hey Moe... what's a VAX? | Wed Jun 29 1988 01:23 | 0 |
396.3578 | potato peeling -> skin flick | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Jun 29 1988 01:53 | 2 |
|
...flick as in "throw", "throw off"
|
396.3579 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Wed Jun 29 1988 02:28 | 5 |
| Pig in a poke -------+
|
|
Skin flick ----------+---------->ugly porno star
|
396.3580 | Convoluted Associations | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Wed Jun 29 1988 05:48 | 13 |
|
Pig in a poke -------+-----------------------+-------Miss Piggy-
| | \
| | ---Kermit
Skin flick ----------+---------->ugly porno star |
| | |
| |____________Blue --- green/
| |
| |
|__________________Animal---/
|
396.3581 | Convoluted Associations -> Twisted Sisters ? | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine | Wed Jun 29 1988 07:18 | 2 |
| My! If you think I'll reply to that graph deriving
an association to Kermit ... you're right!
|
396.3582 | Twisted Sisters --> Straight Brothers :-) | SALEM::AMARTIN | MASTER Blaster, telling it like it is | Wed Jun 29 1988 13:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.3583 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Wed Jun 29 1988 18:05 | 4 |
| Straight Brothers --->upright son --+------>Teddy Rooseveldt
|
|
Kermit -----------------------------+
|
396.3584 | Teddy Rooseveldt => Big stick | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Another day, another document. | Wed Jun 29 1988 18:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.3585 | Big stick -> Quilting Circle | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Jun 29 1988 18:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.3586 | Quilting Circle --> Tilting Square | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Jun 29 1988 19:22 | 0 |
396.3587 | titling square--->king arthur | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jun 29 1988 20:03 | 1 |
| titling square---> titling grounds---> knights---->king arthur
|
396.3588 | tilting sq. -> titling sq. -> king a --> dyslexia | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Wed Jun 29 1988 20:50 | 1 |
| >smirk!<
|
396.3589 | dyslexia -> aixelsyd | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Jun 29 1988 21:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.3590 | aixelsyd --> Aix-en-Provence | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Wed Jun 29 1988 21:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.3591 | Aix-en_Provence --> Rolaids | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Jun 29 1988 21:48 | 3 |
|
aches-in-Provence --> how do you spell relief?
|
396.3592 | Rolaids --> wheels | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Wed Jun 29 1988 22:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.3593 | wheels --> squeaky | ZFC::DERAMO | To err is human; to moo, bovine. | Wed Jun 29 1988 22:26 | 0 |
396.3594 | sqeaky --> clean | AYOV29::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Wed Jun 29 1988 23:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.3595 | clean -> lance | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | sculpted from impassioned clay | Wed Jun 29 1988 23:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.3596 | lance --> a lot | MARKER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Wed Jun 29 1988 23:17 | 5 |
|
Re "Rolaids":
-<Rolaids --> death on wheels>-
|
396.3597 | a lot -=> set aside | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | If you can't beat 'em .. join 'em | Wed Jun 29 1988 23:44 | 3 |
|
John J
|
396.3598 | set aside --> lose | ZFC::DERAMO | To err is human; to moo, bovine. | Thu Jun 30 1988 03:23 | 0 |
396.3599 | lose --> der Hund | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Thu Jun 30 1988 05:39 | 14 |
|
from the German repartee
Was ist lose?
der hund is lose
What's up ?
the dog is loose. =pun on lose 'cos the answer ougt to be Nicht
ist lose - nothings the matter.
or so I'm told!
|
396.3600 | der hund --> Hundred :-) | SALEM::AMARTIN | MASTER Blaster, telling it like it is | Thu Jun 30 1988 10:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.3601 | red setter | BISTRO::WATSON | can we have summer now? | Thu Jun 30 1988 14:10 | 4 |
| der hund --+
+-------> red setter
hundred --+
|
396.3602 | red setter --> late summer evening sun | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Thu Jun 30 1988 15:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.3603 | late summer evening sun --> Richard III | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Thu Jun 30 1988 16:51 | 0 |
396.3604 | Richard III --> Henry V | ERASER::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Thu Jun 30 1988 19:09 | 5 |
|
Re "red setter":
-<red setter --> Rhode Island Red>-
|
396.3605 | Henry V --> Herman's Hermits | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu Jun 30 1988 19:16 | 2 |
|
Henry V --> Henry VIII --> I'm 'enery the eighth I am....
|
396.3606 | Herman's Hermits ---> cookies | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jun 30 1988 19:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.3607 | cookies-->Elffudge Grasshoppers | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Thu Jun 30 1988 20:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.3608 | elffudge grasshoppers>welsh rabbit (rarebit) | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | sculpted from impassioned clay | Fri Jul 01 1988 00:37 | 4 |
| both odd delicacies because they don't contain elves, rabbits, or
(i hope) grasshoppers
|
396.3609 | Wesl rabbit (rarebit) --> fiend | INK::KALLIS | Don't confuse `want' and `need.' | Fri Jul 01 1988 01:04 | 5 |
|
An absolutely terriffic (if grotesque) comic-strip series was _Dreams
of a Rarebit Fiend_ by the cartoonist, Windsor McKay. Even in the
1980s, these turn-of-the-Century strips will be quite a strange
trip.
|
396.3610 | fiend --> are less friendly | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Jul 01 1988 01:30 | 0 |
396.3611 | are less friendly -=> fiendly | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | If you can't beat 'em .. join 'em | Fri Jul 01 1988 01:44 | 3 |
|
John J
|
396.3612 | Fiendly ==> Fond(ling)ly | RUTLND::SATOW | | Fri Jul 01 1988 02:03 | 1 |
| Plagiarizing Jody in 484.14
|
396.3613 | Fond(ling)ly --> Lost Ling Li | INK::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 01 1988 02:09 | 2 |
|
Maybe it's the full moon ...
|
396.3614 | Lost Ling Li --> Lung wun Ho | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Fri Jul 01 1988 05:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.3615 | lung won Ho --> Hang um High | SALEM::AMARTIN | MY AHH..DEEDAHZZ | Fri Jul 01 1988 11:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.3616 | Hang um high -=> School for Murderers | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Fri Jul 01 1988 14:26 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.3617 | School for Murderers => I'd murder a Pint | GAO::DKEATING | Reminiscing about tomorrow | Fri Jul 01 1988 15:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.3618 | I'd murder a Pint -> transfusion | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | sculpted from impassioned clay | Fri Jul 01 1988 18:46 | 3 |
| anyone remember the song "Transfusion" by Spike Mulligan (I think
that's who sang it...) - slip the crimson to me, Jim, son
|
396.3619 | transfusion --> transformation | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 01 1988 18:56 | 8 |
|
... I was toying with:
-<transfusion --> transfission>-
or...
-<transfusion --> transsubstantiation>-
|
396.3620 | transformation --> metamorphosis | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Jul 01 1988 21:08 | 0 |
396.3621 | metamorphosis--> butterfly | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jul 01 1988 21:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.3622 | butterfly => light breakfast? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Jul 01 1988 22:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.3623 | light breakfast ==> Candlelight Dinner | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Jul 01 1988 22:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.3624 | Candlelight Dinner-->No Electricity | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Fri Jul 01 1988 23:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.3625 | No electricity --> dull date | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 01 1988 23:13 | 8 |
|
Re "metamorphosis":
-<Metamorphosis --> cockroach>-
Re "light breakfast":
-<light breakfast --> photosynthesis>-
|
396.3626 | dull date -> unwashed phenomenon | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Jul 01 1988 23:26 | 2 |
|
stealing a Joan Baez phrase...
|
396.3627 | unwashed phenomenon -> simple twist of fate | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Sat Jul 02 1988 01:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.3628 | simple twist of fate --> fickle finger of fate | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Jul 02 1988 01:35 | 15 |
|
or ...
-<simple twist of fate -> let's do the twist>-
or ...
-<simple twist of fate --> twisted plot>-
or ...
-< simple twist of fate --> twisted ankles>-
where "fate" = "what you put yer shoes over."
|
396.3629 | fickle finger of fate --> "UNI" Finger Salute | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Sat Jul 02 1988 01:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.3630 | UNI Finger Salute -> One upsmanship | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Sat Jul 02 1988 02:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.3631 | One upsmanship -->Seven-Upsmanship [soda a pun] | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Jul 02 1988 02:53 | 9 |
|
re "UNI finger salute":
-<UNI Finger Salute --> firework>-
This in the spirit of 4 July: there is a moderately powerful
firecracker called a "salute."
I fondly remember them from my
youth.
|
396.3632 | Seven_Upsmanship --> battling bottles | CSOA1::ROTH | Hey Moe... what's a VAX? | Sat Jul 02 1988 03:12 | 0 |
396.3633 | battling bottles -> Holy Bottles, Batman! | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine | Sat Jul 02 1988 05:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.3634 | Holly Bottles, Batman! --> Yes, Boy Wonder? | SALEM::AMARTIN | MY AHH..DEEDAHZZ | Sat Jul 02 1988 10:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.3635 | Yes, Boy Wonder? --> External underwear | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Mon Jul 04 1988 14:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.3636 | External underwear -=> Hot-Pants | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Mon Jul 04 1988 15:12 | 3 |
|
John J
|
396.3637 | Hot pants -> dragon | HERON::BUCHANAN | a small Bear travels thru a Forest | Mon Jul 04 1988 15:37 | 0 |
396.3638 | dragon --> transvestite | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Mon Jul 04 1988 20:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.3639 | transvestite -=> swapshop | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Mon Jul 04 1988 21:13 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.3640 | swapshop --> chess champ | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Jul 04 1988 22:32 | 1 |
| swapshop --> pawn broker -->
|
396.3641 | chess champ --> Austin Champ | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Tue Jul 05 1988 05:00 | 5 |
|
UK answer to the jeep
|
396.3642 | Austin Champ --> Crockett hero | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Jul 05 1988 17:44 | 3 |
|
Stephen Fuller Austin was a political leader in Texas when in declared
its independence from Mexico.
|
396.3643 | Crockett hero --> ,East of Java | DOOZER::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, working... | Tue Jul 05 1988 18:07 | 18 |
|
....as in the volcano.
[this reply is a form-feed-free zone !]
|
396.3644 | East of Java => Krakatoa | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Tue Jul 05 1988 18:33 | 3 |
| ... and I'm saying nothing about blue moons
b
|
396.3645 | East of Java -> Eats of Jabba (the Hutt) | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sculpted from impassioned clay | Tue Jul 05 1988 18:38 | 3 |
| I remember in the third Star Wars movie, he slurped small, bottled
animals through a straw...
|
396.3646 | Eats of Jabba (the Hutt) => Pizza the Hut | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Tue Jul 05 1988 18:57 | 3 |
|
As in Spaceballs
|
396.3647 | --> Thoughts for food | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Jul 05 1988 19:00 | 8 |
|
Crockett Hero
+
Eats of Jabba (the Hutt)
+
Form Feeds
=
==>>
|
396.3648 | Thoughts for food --> steak | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Jul 05 1988 20:32 | 7 |
|
For "Pizza the Hut":
-<Pizza the Hut --> Burger the King>-
or
-<Pizza the Hut --> Pisa the Tower>-
|
396.3649 | steak ---> and eggs | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jul 05 1988 20:38 | 2 |
|
is anyone going to pick up on krakatoa in .3644?
|
396.3650 | (loose ends) | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Tue Jul 05 1988 20:42 | 8 |
| Steak --------------+
|
Krakatoa -----------+---> Slow mover
Is that tasteless?
I see someone else watched "Ring of Fire" last night :-)
|
396.3651 | --> hen with internal problems | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jul 05 1988 22:09 | 7 |
|
loose ends-----+
|
slow mover-----+------> hen with internal problems
|
and eggs-------+
|
396.3652 | hen with internal problems -> colander | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | sculpted from impassioned clay | Tue Jul 05 1988 22:13 | 5 |
| hen w/ internal problems -> square eggs -> square pegs -> round holes
-> collander
|
396.3653 | hen-> collander -> girl | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Jul 05 1988 22:37 | 3 |
|
Was it Frankie Avalon ??
|
396.3654 | girl --> gull | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Tue Jul 05 1988 23:20 | 0 |
396.3655 | gull --> liver | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Jul 05 1988 23:43 | 2 |
|
... as in the guy who visited the Liliputians.
|
396.3656 | liver --> alone | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Tue Jul 05 1988 23:58 | 1 |
| as in "if you don't like liver..."
|
396.3657 | alone--> all-in-one | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jul 06 1988 00:39 | 2 |
|
in re -1 and -2 groan, wimper wimper, groan
|
396.3658 | all-in-one -> monotheism | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine | Wed Jul 06 1988 05:47 | 3 |
| Since the Krakatoa thread has been lost:
"You can lead a Krakatoa ocean, but you can't make it erupt"?
|
396.3659 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Wed Jul 06 1988 13:17 | 4 |
|
Nah callendar girl was Niel Sedaka
|
396.3660 | PLEASE USE 'ALL-IN-1' -> lawyers, guns and money | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Jul 06 1988 18:38 | 4 |
|
Ah yes, how could I forget Niel? Guess memory is starting to
.. hmm, what was I saying ?
|
396.3661 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Jul 06 1988 19:09 | 6 |
| Lawyers, guns and money ---------+
|
|
|
monotheism ----------------------+-------> inquisition
|
396.3662 | inquisition -> unexpected | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sculpted from impassioned clay | Wed Jul 06 1988 20:14 | 5 |
| in re the Krakatoa crack...sounds similar to
you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think...
|
396.3663 | unexpected -> Heaviside function | HERON::BUCHANAN | Are crocodile tears Trempe d'Oeil? | Wed Jul 06 1988 21:19 | 0 |
396.3664 | Heaviside function -> Gary Larsen | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Home of Elvis & the ancient Greeks | Wed Jul 06 1988 22:16 | 2 |
|
Of Farside fame, of course
|
396.3665 | Gary Larsen --> Chas. Addams | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Jul 06 1988 23:03 | 4 |
|
for "Heaviside function":
-<Heaviside function --> dieter's gala>-
|
396.3666 | Charles Addams -> gallows humor | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sculpted from impassioned clay | Thu Jul 07 1988 00:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.3667 | gallows humor --> hangman's news | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Jul 07 1988 01:33 | 0 |
396.3668 | hangman's news --> paper hanger | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Jul 07 1988 02:08 | 14 |
|
The king had a jester who was an incessant punster. He so got on
the king's nerves that he ordered the jester hanged.
The jester pleaded for mercy.
"Very well," said the king. "I will spare you on the condition that
you refrain forever from punning."
And the jester said,
"No noose is good news."
He was hanged the next day.
|
396.3669 | paper hanger ---> paper airplanes | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jul 07 1988 02:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.3670 | paper airplanes --> paper flying tigers | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Thu Jul 07 1988 02:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.3671 | paper flying tigers-->jungle wallpaper | THEONE::PARSONS | Down-under computing... | Thu Jul 07 1988 11:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.3672 | jungle wallpaper --> The Jungle Book | SALEM::AMARTIN | MY AHH..DEEDAHZZ | Thu Jul 07 1988 11:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.3673 | The Jungle Book --> Kim's Game | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Thu Jul 07 1988 13:28 | 14 |
|
Papaer aeroplane trivia...
try this
Take a piece of paper about 3"x 11". fold 1 long side over about
1/4" and then fold it again to make a double fold. Now take one
short side and carefully make a ring by pushing one end into the
folds at the other short end. clear?
throw folded side of loop first and(if possible) impart a slight
spin and voyla - a paper plane loop that relly flies!
|
396.3674 | Kim's game -=> so what's her number | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Thu Jul 07 1988 17:20 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.3675 | so what's her number --> Butterfield 8 | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Jul 07 1988 18:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.3676 | | CALLME::MR_TOPAZ | | Thu Jul 07 1988 18:33 | 1 |
| -< Butterfield 8 --> tarts at the Watergate hearings >-
|
396.3677 | tarts @ Watergate hearings -> Just Desserts | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sculpted from impassioned clay | Thu Jul 07 1988 19:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.3678 | Just Desserts => no supper | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Thu Jul 07 1988 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.3679 | no supper -> no singing! | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu Jul 07 1988 20:19 | 3 |
|
as in Tommy Tucker?
|
396.3680 | no singing --> nosing in | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Jul 07 1988 20:43 | 2 |
|
As in an aircraft making a "wheelbarrow" landing
|
396.3681 | nosing in --> curious | ZFC::DERAMO | For all you do, disk bugs for you. | Thu Jul 07 1988 22:15 | 0 |
396.3682 | curious -> george | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Home of Elvis & the ancient Greeks | Thu Jul 07 1988 22:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.3683 | george -=> dragon | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Thu Jul 07 1988 22:38 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.3684 | dragon --> Russian | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Jul 07 1988 22:59 | 4 |
|
draggin' --> rushin'
|
396.3685 | Russian --> evening wear/very nice | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Thu Jul 07 1988 23:50 | 0 |
396.3686 | evening wear/very nice --> night gown | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Fri Jul 08 1988 00:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.3687 | night gown --> morning coat | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 08 1988 01:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.3688 | morning coat -> bathrobe | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | there's no lullaby like the sea | Fri Jul 08 1988 01:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.3689 | bathrobe --> bubble bath | THEONE::PARSONS | Down-under computing... | Fri Jul 08 1988 04:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.3690 | bubble bath ---> champagne bath | VOLGA::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jul 08 1988 04:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.3691 | champagne bath --> clean drunk | THEONE::PARSONS | Down-under computing... | Fri Jul 08 1988 05:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.3692 | clean drunk -> honest politician | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine | Fri Jul 08 1988 07:56 | 1 |
| As long as we are giving oxymorons...
|
396.3693 | Honest Politician --> Mike Dukakah :-) | SALEM::AMARTIN | MY AHH..DEEDAHZZ | Fri Jul 08 1988 12:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.3694 | Mike Dukakah --> and his incredible dancing miracle | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Jul 08 1988 17:35 | 0 |
396.3695 | incredible dancing miracle --> Spuds McKenzie | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Jul 08 1988 18:15 | 2 |
| My daughter informed me the other day that an oxymoron is a
stupid bull.
|
396.3696 | Spuds McKenzie -=> Chips Rafferty | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Fri Jul 08 1988 18:57 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.3697 | Chips Rafferty --> Chips are down | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 08 1988 19:37 | 4 |
|
Re "incredible ..."
-<... and his incredible dancing miracle --> St. Vitus>-
|
396.3698 | Chips are down -> chest your cards | LEZAH::BOBBITT | there's no lullaby like the sea | Fri Jul 08 1988 20:13 | 3 |
| it's a term telling one to keep one's card hand close to one's chest
lest prying eyes see it.
|
396.3699 | chest your cards --> booby trap | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Jul 08 1988 20:48 | 0 |
396.3700 | booby trap --> brasiere | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Fri Jul 08 1988 21:10 | 1 |
| Too obvious, isn't it?
|
396.3701 | brasiere -=> warm hands | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Fri Jul 08 1988 21:54 | 3 |
|
John J
|
396.3702 | warm hands --> cold feet | ZFC::DERAMO | For all you do, disk bugs for you. | Fri Jul 08 1988 22:12 | 0 |
396.3703 | cold feet -> neither Boston nor Chicago (no sox!) | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Jul 08 1988 22:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.3704 | neither Boston nor Chicago -> ( not ) passing wind | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Sat Jul 09 1988 00:01 | 7 |
|
+-> Boston -> baked beans ---+
! !
( not ) --+ +---> ( not ) passing wind
! !
+-> Chicago -> windy --------+
|
396.3705 | passing wind --> playing with a watch | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Sat Jul 09 1988 01:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.3706 | playing with a watch --> forging ship's log | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Jul 09 1988 02:25 | 4 |
|
Re "warm hands":
-<warm hands --> stuffy bunkhouse>-
|
396.3707 | forging ship's log => fake wood | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Sat Jul 09 1988 02:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.3708 | forging ship's log --> bogus entry | CSOA1::ROTH | Hey Moe... what's a VAX? | Sat Jul 09 1988 02:44 | 0 |
396.3709 | bogus entry -> Casa Blanca | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Sat Jul 09 1988 05:40 | 2 |
|
Read it again... :-)
|
396.3710 | Casa Blanca --> Volunteers | SALEM::AMARTIN | MY AHH..DEEDAHZZ | Sat Jul 09 1988 09:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.3711 | fake wood / Volunteers --> one step back | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Sat Jul 09 1988 18:43 | 0 |
396.3712 | one step back --> hokey pokey | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Sun Jul 10 1988 01:41 | 0 |
396.3713 | hokey pokey --> duo gelati | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Sun Jul 10 1988 06:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.3714 | duo gelati => trapeze act | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Mon Jul 11 1988 18:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.3715 | trapeze act -> Dolly Parton | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Jul 11 1988 19:00 | 2 |
|
trapeze act -> Big Top ->
|
396.3716 | Dolly Parton -> blivots | LEZAH::BOBBITT | there's no lullaby like the sea | Mon Jul 11 1988 19:18 | 6 |
| Dolly, after her dress tore while she was trotting up to the stage
to receive an award, quipped, "It's impossible to fit 10 pounds
of mud in a 5 pound sack". Friends of mine used this notion to
describe their volumetric equivalent - "blivots" (overwhelming
quantities) ...as in "blivots of mud".
|
396.3717 | blivots --> violets | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Mon Jul 11 1988 19:26 | 0 |
396.3718 | violets ---> spring | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jul 11 1988 19:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.3719 | violets --> spring --> tra-la | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Mon Jul 11 1988 20:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.3720 | tra-la --> truck | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Jul 11 1988 20:31 | 3 |
|
There are horse tra-las for transporting horses, camping tra-las
for weekend outings, U-Haul tra-las for moving stuff ...
|
396.3721 | truck -=> convoy | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Mon Jul 11 1988 20:53 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.3722 | convoy---> convey | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jul 11 1988 21:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.3723 | convey --> co-envy | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Mon Jul 11 1988 21:08 | 0 |
396.3724 | co-envy --> the grass is always greener ... | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Jul 11 1988 21:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.3725 | the grass is always greener ... -=> with bullshit | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Mon Jul 11 1988 22:05 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.3726 | with bullshit -> what, no aster*sk? | ZFC::DERAMO | For all you do, disk bugs for you. | Mon Jul 11 1988 22:24 | 0 |
396.3727 | what, no aster*sk -> what, me worry? | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Jul 11 1988 22:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.3728 | what, me worry? --> Mad | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Jul 11 1988 23:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.3729 | Mad -=> Happy | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Mon Jul 11 1988 23:37 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.3730 | happy -> hookers | LEZAH::BOBBITT | there's no lullaby like the sea | Tue Jul 12 1988 00:02 | 6 |
| let me explain...when I went to WPI there was a "convention" of
women who made (hooked) rugs who gathered on the campus (they kind of used
the place as a convention center for everyone from religious groups
to basketball camps in the summers). They were mostly nice old
ladies, and they were around for a week or two every summer. They
called themselves the Happy Hookers.
|
396.3731 | hookers -=> scrum halves | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Tue Jul 12 1988 00:04 | 4 |
|
Don't believe a word of it |^)
John J
|
396.3732 | scrum halves -> OS/2 | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine | Tue Jul 12 1988 00:32 | 1 |
| Half an OS?
|
396.3733 | OS/2 --> Tippicanoe and ... | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Jul 12 1988 00:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.3734 | Tippicanoe --> unexpected bath | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jul 12 1988 01:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.3735 | unexpected bath -> cures the Spanish Infestation | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Home of Elvis & the ancient Greeks | Tue Jul 12 1988 02:40 | 1 |
| No one expects the Spanish Infestation!
|
396.3736 | Spanish Infestation -> Spanish Fly | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine | Tue Jul 12 1988 06:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.3737 | Spanish Fly -> Spanish Rice | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Tue Jul 12 1988 10:25 | 0 |
396.3738 | Spanish Rice -=> Paella | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Tue Jul 12 1988 14:49 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.3740 | Paella --> broken teeth | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Tue Jul 12 1988 14:59 | 1 |
| Oh, you mean I should leave the oval blue crunchy bits?
|
396.3741 | broken teeth --> hate cheese | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Tue Jul 12 1988 15:00 | 2 |
|
|
396.3742 | hate cheese => aitches | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Tue Jul 12 1988 18:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.3743 | aitches --> stitches | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Jul 12 1988 18:54 | 1 |
| Both can be dropped....
|
396.3744 | stitches --> eggs | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Jul 12 1988 19:26 | 4 |
|
>Both can be dropped....
... Exactly ...
|
396.3745 | eggs -> lay | LEZAH::BOBBITT | there's no lullaby like the sea | Tue Jul 12 1988 19:30 | 9 |
| Chick: Mommy, do people hatch?
Hen: No, dear, they're born.
Chick: Mommy, was I born?
Hen: No, dear, you were laid.
Chick: Mommy, are people laid?
Hen: Only if they're not chicken.
(copyright bad-jokes-R-us, 1988, no rights reserved)
|
396.3746 | lay -=> la | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Tue Jul 12 1988 19:36 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.3747 | la --> bamba | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Jul 12 1988 20:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.3748 | bamba --> nuclea | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Jul 12 1988 20:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.3749 | nuclea-->paramecium | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jul 12 1988 21:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.3750 | paramecium --> pair of long johns | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Jul 12 1988 22:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.3751 | pair of long johns -> spand eggs | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Jul 12 1988 23:00 | 8 |
|
+---+
pair of long johns -> | X | -> spand eggs
+---+
|.______________________.|
> Both can be dropped...
|
396.3752 | spand eggs --> expand | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Tue Jul 12 1988 23:03 | 0 |
396.3753 | spand eggs -> expand -> eggs-panned -> souffle | LEZAH::BOBBITT | there's no lullaby like the sea | Wed Jul 13 1988 00:20 | 2 |
|
|
396.3754 | souffle -> collapse | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Jul 13 1988 00:25 | 0 |
396.3755 | collapse --> bridge | HELENA::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Jul 13 1988 01:40 | 0 |
396.3756 | bridge --> down 3, doubled | REGENT::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Wed Jul 13 1988 02:51 | 2 |
|
My usual fate
|
396.3757 | down 3, doubled --> bridge jargon | CSOA1::ROTH | Hey Moe... what's a VAX? | Wed Jul 13 1988 03:16 | 0 |
396.3758 | bridge jargon -> truss | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Jul 13 1988 03:41 | 0 |
396.3759 | truss -> hernia | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine | Wed Jul 13 1988 04:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.3760 | hernia --> hisnia | ZFC::DERAMO | Supersedes all previous personal names. | Wed Jul 13 1988 05:30 | 0 |
396.3761 | hisnia! -> god bless you! | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Jul 13 1988 07:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.3762 | God bless you! --> He Already Has! | SALEM::AMARTIN | MY AHH..DEEDAHZZ | Wed Jul 13 1988 10:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.3763 | He already has -> premature | BISTRO::WATSON | the disk has shrunk again | Wed Jul 13 1988 16:45 | 0 |
396.3764 | premature --> adolescent | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UK | Wed Jul 13 1988 16:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.3765 | adolescent --> germ free | AYOV29::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Wed Jul 13 1988 17:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.3766 | germ free --> bargain disease | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Jul 13 1988 18:44 | 4 |
|
A germ-free adolescent?
adolescent _what_??
|
396.3767 | bargain disease -> addicted to shopping | LEZAH::BOBBITT | there's no lullaby like the sea | Wed Jul 13 1988 19:03 | 2 |
| Oh no! I have a plastic monkey on my back!
|
396.3768 | Addicted to shopping -> compulsive | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Jul 13 1988 20:09 | 0 |
396.3769 | compulsive ---> obsessive | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Jul 13 1988 20:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.3770 | obsessive -> Notes (!) | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Jul 13 1988 22:10 | 0 |
396.3771 | Notes (!) -> Work, Rest and Play | BISTRO::WOOD | Mad Dogs and.... | Wed Jul 13 1988 22:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.3772 | notes --> work, rest, and play --> sonata | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Jul 13 1988 22:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.3773 | sonata --> daughter & grandfather | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Wed Jul 13 1988 23:07 | 3 |
|
My (German) grandfather is called "Ata" by his children, because
the oldest (a daughter) mispronounced "Vater".
|
396.3774 | daughter & grandfather --> Santa Claus | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Jul 13 1988 23:34 | 6 |
|
derivation:
Daughter ==> girl's_name --> Sandra
Grandfather --> Clause
|
396.3775 | Santy Claus -> cats at the beach | LEZAH::BOBBITT | there's no lullaby like the sea | Wed Jul 13 1988 23:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.3776 | cats at the beach --> Hobie cats | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jul 14 1988 00:34 | 2 |
| Wish I owned one . . .
|
396.3777 | Hobie cats --> Hice Boats | AYOV29::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Thu Jul 14 1988 12:57 | 8 |
| I suppose what Charlie Windsor would go cruising in. 8^}
Re Germ free adolescents,
A terribly obscure one this, but the first thing that came into
my keyboard. 'Germ Free Adolescents' was a song by the punk band
X-Ray Spex in around 1977/78.
|
396.3778 | Hice boats --> house boats | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jul 14 1988 18:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.3779 | house boats --> boat people | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Thu Jul 14 1988 18:28 | 0 |
396.3780 | boat people -> mariners | LEZAH::BOBBITT | there's no lullaby like the sea | Thu Jul 14 1988 18:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.3781 | Mariners --> Seattle | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jul 14 1988 19:21 | 1 |
| US baseball team . . . I never think of anything else in the summer....
|
396.3782 | Seattle --> Tacoma ==> airport | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Jul 14 1988 19:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.3783 | airport -> O. J. Simpson | CAMONE::MAZUR | | Thu Jul 14 1988 20:08 | 6 |
|
|
396.3784 | O. J. Simpson -> P.J. O'Rourke | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Home of Elvis & the ancient Greeks | Thu Jul 14 1988 22:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.3785 | P.J. O'Rourke --> Irish sleepwear | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jul 14 1988 23:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.3786 | Irish sleepwear -->Irish pennant | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 15 1988 00:10 | 4 |
|
An "Irish pennant" is Navy slang for a piece of thread or other
long, thin fabric protrusion like a snag that appears on a uniform.
Irish pennants are trimmed away before inspection.
|
396.3787 | Irish pennant --> Celtics championship | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Jul 15 1988 00:28 | 0 |
396.3788 | Celtics championship --> yawn | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Jul 15 1988 00:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.3789 | yawn --> Laker's Dynasty | CAMONE::MAZUR | | Fri Jul 15 1988 00:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.3790 | Laker's Dynasty --> DC10 | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 15 1988 01:01 | 6 |
|
Sir Freddy Laker based his airline on the DC10.
On "yawn":
-<yawn --> catching>-
|
396.3791 | DC10 --> Superman | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Jul 15 1988 01:35 | 2 |
|
Up in the sky, it's a plane, it's --
|
396.3792 | Superman -> O.K. Woman | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Jul 15 1988 01:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.3793 | Superman -> O.K. Woman -> Lousy kid | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jul 15 1988 01:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.3794 | Lousy kid -> nits | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Fri Jul 15 1988 02:09 | 0 |
396.3795 | nits --> snit | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Jul 15 1988 02:24 | 0 |
396.3796 | snit -->tins | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 15 1988 02:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.3797 | tins --> isn't | ZFC::DERAMO | Supersedes all previous personal names. | Fri Jul 15 1988 03:15 | 0 |
396.3798 | isn't --> 'tisn't | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Fri Jul 15 1988 03:21 | 0 |
396.3799 | 'tisn't -> 'tis! | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine | Fri Jul 15 1988 04:01 | 5 |
| "I came here for a good argument!"
"No you didn't. You came here for an argument."
-----
t'isn't -> stint
|
396.3800 | 'tis ---> Rowf! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Fri Jul 15 1988 06:31 | 21 |
|
G'day,
more convolutions but tying associated ideas from catching up through
22 entries since yesterday...
way back ... snit -->snitter--> the Plague Dogs.
The Plague dogs was a book by the author of Watership Down.
'tis etc ... anagrams ...
'tis --> sit! ---> order to a dog!
the Plague Dogs ........
/---> Rowf (snitter's friend in The Plague Dogs
sit!................../
djw
Oh what a tangled web....
|
396.3801 | Rowf! --> Barf! | SALEM::AMARTIN | MY AHH..DEEDAHZZ | Fri Jul 15 1988 10:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.3802 | Barf! --> Dramamine | 25414::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 15 1988 17:55 | 2 |
|
Sorry, I don't know the generic chemical name ...
|
396.3803 | dramamine -> going through the motions | LEZAH::BOBBITT | there's no lullaby like the sea | Fri Jul 15 1988 18:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.3804 | going through the motions --> Customs & Excise | AYOV29::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Fri Jul 15 1988 18:47 | 0 |
396.3805 | going through the motions -> Lip Service | CAMFOR::MAZUR | | Fri Jul 15 1988 18:47 | 6 |
|
"Everybody's just going through the motions.
Lip service is all you'll ever get from me. "
- Elvis Costello7
|
396.3806 | | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Jul 15 1988 18:58 | 4 |
| +-- Customs and Excise -+
/ \___ sin tax
going through the motions - /
\--- Lip service -+
|
396.3807 | sin tax --> tin sax | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Jul 15 1988 19:02 | 0 |
396.3808 | tin sax ---> penny whistle | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jul 15 1988 20:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.3809 | penny whistle --> money talks | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Jul 15 1988 20:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.3810 | money talks --> Harpo Speaks | AYOV29::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Fri Jul 15 1988 21:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.3811 | Harpo Speaks -> Garbo Laughs! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Faintly Macabre~not-so-wicked Which | Fri Jul 15 1988 23:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.3812 | Garbo laughs --> enroute the bank | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 15 1988 23:33 | 2 |
|
... Of course, _Harpo Speaks_ was Harpo Marx' autobiography
|
396.3813 | enroute the bank --> dam the river | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Jul 15 1988 23:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.3814 | dam the river -> beaver away | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Sat Jul 16 1988 00:51 | 0 |
396.3815 | beaver away --> trees will play | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Jul 16 1988 00:59 | 6 |
|
Re "dam the river":
-<dam the river --> full speed ahead>-
(nautical, but nice)
|
396.3816 | trees will play --> dance of the flowers | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sat Jul 16 1988 04:35 | 6 |
|
In a little less than a month this note topic will be
a year old.
Bonnie
|
396.3817 | dance of the flowers -> Teddy Bears' Picnic | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Sat Jul 16 1988 07:27 | 2 |
|
re: -.1 How will we celebrate the occasion?
|
396.3818 | teddy bears' picnic -> march of the tin soldiers | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Faintly Macabre~not-so-wicked Which | Sat Jul 16 1988 20:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.3819 | march of the tin soldiers --> marching band | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Sat Jul 16 1988 22:26 | 0 |
396.3820 | marching band --> 76 trombones | ZFC::DERAMO | Supersedes all previous personal names. | Mon Jul 18 1988 01:34 | 0 |
396.3821 | 76 trombones --> In the BIG Parade | SALEM::AMARTIN | My AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsE | Mon Jul 18 1988 09:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.3822 | In the big parade --> Your Hit Parade | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Mon Jul 18 1988 09:39 | 0 |
396.3823 | Your Hit Parade => Number one | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Mon Jul 18 1988 17:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.3824 | Number one --> I Am Third | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Jul 18 1988 17:53 | 1 |
| re: how do we celebrate -- perhaps a moment of silence?? :) :)
|
396.3825 | I am Third --> You are too | LOV::LASHER | Working... | Mon Jul 18 1988 19:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.3826 | You are too ---> I AM NOT! | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jul 18 1988 20:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.3827 | I AM NOT! --> all tied up | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Jul 18 1988 20:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.3828 | I AM NOT --> Are you nut? | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Jul 18 1988 20:43 | 12 |
|
Re "Dance of the flowers":
-<dance of the flowers --> Dance of the Hours>-
Re "I am No. 1":
-<I am No. 1 --> I am not a number!>-
or, if you prefer ...
-<I am No. 1 --> I yam what I yam>-
|
396.3829 | are you a nut/all tied up -> strait jacket | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Faintly Macabre~not-so-wicked Which | Mon Jul 18 1988 21:10 | 3 |
| are you a nut----------->strait jacket
|
all tied up--------+
|
396.3830 | strait jacket -> Spain || Morocco | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Jul 18 1988 21:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.3831 | Spain || Morocco --> Moorish | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Jul 18 1988 21:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.3832 | Moorish --> moody | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Mon Jul 18 1988 22:22 | 0 |
396.3833 | | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Mon Jul 18 1988 22:29 | 3 |
| Moorish --> moody --> swampy
| ^
+--------------------+
|
396.3834 | swampy --> soggy | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Mon Jul 18 1988 22:32 | 7 |
| As for how to celebrate, how does deleting the first 3500 replies or so
sound? I argue this, because this is a fun game, but it's ephemeris. No
one is really going to read through a year's worth of a dozen folks
collectively free associating. It will make the conference smaller and
more managible.
Jon
|
396.3835 | soggy -> marshmallows | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Jul 18 1988 23:03 | 8 |
|
celebrate by removing the thing that we are celebrating?
I like it. Great conceptual art.
How about each contributor "taking back" each of their entries?
:-)
|
396.3836 | marshmallows --> burnt | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Jul 18 1988 23:15 | 8 |
| All right, if that's what you want:
I take it back, I didn't mean it
Please forget the things I said
I take it back, I didn't mean it
I must have been out of my head....
[from a not-terribly-old-but-terribly-forgettable pop song]
|
396.3837 | marshmallows -> stay-puft | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Faintly Macabre~not-so-wicked Which | Mon Jul 18 1988 23:16 | 10 |
| okay, delete it if you must....
I know this will probably sound foolish, but maybe you could take
all the associations and concatenate them into a gigantic paragraph,
give it its own topic, and then it would not be lost forever, and
might take up less space....
naah, go ahead and trash it...
|
396.3838 | marshmallows --> ghostbusters | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Mon Jul 18 1988 23:29 | 0 |
396.3839 | ghostbusters ---> dust busters | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Jul 18 1988 23:49 | 11 |
|
in re deleting....this note topic has got to be something of
a historical document in re notes...why not preserve it - like
Grand Central Station or something...
if it is possible to delete more than one note at a time it
might be a good idea...but the amount of time needed to
delete this note by note would be incredible.
Bonnie
|
396.3840 | dust busters --> bust dusters | MDVAX3::BROCKUS | Anti-acronymical--They call me AA | Mon Jul 18 1988 23:58 | 6 |
| As in a janitor in a museum...
Re: way back, there was "sin tax" and the reply was not "syntax".
What's this note coming to...
|
396.3841 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Jul 19 1988 00:14 | 8 |
|
Burnt ------+---->ghostbusters ---- Sigourney Weaver ---+
| |
Stay Puft --+---> man ----------> giant ----------------+
|
+---- bust <---- Female Star<------+
|
+--->bust duster ------> powderpuff
|
396.3842 | powderpuff -> macho mangle | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Jul 19 1988 02:07 | 6 |
|
I'm still thinking about Sigourney Weaver in her grey
briefs in Alien/(s).... Somehow, "bust duster" does not come
to mind.... :-)
powderpuff derby ( female version of ) ->
|
396.3843 | macho mangle -> pig pile | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Faintly Macabre~not-so-wicked Which | Tue Jul 19 1988 02:18 | 3 |
| one of the silliest things I saw my friends do last time we got
together was play this game, on the selected victim...
|
396.3844 | pig piles -> hemmorhoinks | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Home of Elvis & the ancient Greeks | Tue Jul 19 1988 02:54 | 0 |
396.3845 | hemmorhoinks --> ham hocks | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Jul 19 1988 02:57 | 3 |
|
Remember, I put "female star" between "Sigourney Weaver" and "bust."
Check the flow diagram.
|
396.3846 | ham hocks --> beans | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Jul 19 1988 03:02 | 4 |
| Please don't delete notes. It will be an interesting test of NOTES
to see if it can handle a note with 10,000 replies.
Clay
|
396.3847 | beans --> lima green kidney strings | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Tue Jul 19 1988 03:05 | 0 |
396.3848 | lima green kidney strings -> Peruvian dialysis | CAM::MAZUR | | Tue Jul 19 1988 03:16 | 3 |
|
|
396.3849 | Peruvain dialysis -> Blood from a stone | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Tue Jul 19 1988 03:34 | 9 |
|
Somebody back around .3835 asked who would read a year's worth of
this note ..... well, I
(maybe I shouldn't admit to this .....)
(yes I will) *I did*
and to be honest it was a fascinating read !
|
396.3850 | Blood from a stone --> stud from a bone | ZFC::DERAMO | UNIX: having archaic and eating it too | Tue Jul 19 1988 03:57 | 0 |
396.3851 | stud from a bone => neanderthall | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Tue Jul 19 1988 05:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.3852 | neanderthal --> cro magnon | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Tue Jul 19 1988 05:47 | 0 |
396.3853 | cro magnon -> caveman | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Faintly Macabre~not-so-wicked Which | Tue Jul 19 1988 06:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.3854 | caveman --> kazoo | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Tue Jul 19 1988 09:51 | 9 |
|
The reasoning for this one should be a Trivia question, but
I won't make you guess, unless you want to.
caveman --> "I want a caveman" from Johnny Get Angry, which
is the first popular record I remember which used a kazoo.
Dave C.
|
396.3855 | kazoo => bless you :-) | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Jul 19 1988 12:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.3856 | bless you -=> my son | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Tue Jul 19 1988 16:03 | 4 |
| Re .3849
So did I .
John J
|
396.3857 | my son => Mike Tyson | GAO::DKEATING | Reminiscing about tomorrow | Tue Jul 19 1988 16:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.3858 | Mike Tyson --> Parliament Hill | DOOZER::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, working... | Tue Jul 19 1988 18:14 | 14 |
|
Mike Tyson -
M yson
------------
ike T ==> Kite
.....and the best place to fly kites is as above.
Re: birthday, why delete/edit anything ? If we all keep quiet and
don't tell anyone, no-one will notice until we fall off the edge
of JOYOFLEX ! :-)
Cheers, Steve
|
396.3859 | Parliament Hill -> Capitol Hill | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Faintly Macabre~not-so-wicked Which | Tue Jul 19 1988 18:41 | 3 |
| probably not as good a place to launch a kite off of, but a balloon
would be great (think of all that hot air)
|
396.3860 | Capitol Hill => capital HILL | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Tue Jul 19 1988 18:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.3861 | capital HILL -> Benny Hill | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Tue Jul 19 1988 19:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.3862 | Benny Hill ---> weird humor | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jul 19 1988 19:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.3863 | weird humor --> spooky body fluid | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Jul 19 1988 20:44 | 2 |
|
.... and let's avoid the next note saying "ectoplasm," please.
|
396.3864 | spooky body fluid --> Spooky Tooth | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Jul 19 1988 21:12 | 3 |
| I read all the replies once, too . . . of course there were only
about 2100 of them then....
|
396.3865 | spooky body fluid --> endoplasm | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Tue Jul 19 1988 21:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.3866 | endoplasm --> neoplasm | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Jul 19 1988 21:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.3867 | | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Tue Jul 19 1988 21:37 | 7 |
| neoplasm --> achaeoplastic
I'm not advocating deleting the whole note, just a bunch of the
replies. Keep it continuing from where it is, just file away some of
the ephemeris.
Jon
|
396.3868 | achaeoplastic/Spooky Tooth --> dentures | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Tue Jul 19 1988 21:40 | 0 |
396.3869 | dentures -=> dent somebody elses | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Tue Jul 19 1988 21:45 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.3870 | dentures -> bytes of the mouth | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Jul 19 1988 21:48 | 8 |
|
Celebration: Backup the note to tape. Cut the tape into small
pieces. Tape the pieces of tape together. Restore.
Hey, if it worked for the Beatles, it should work
for us. :-) Call it "Number 396". ( Actually, 369
makes more sense... But, whatever....)
jc
|
396.3871 | --> half eaten bagel | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jul 19 1988 21:59 | 8 |
| dent somebody elses--------+
|
|
bytes of the mouth---------+
|
|
-------> half eaten bagel
|
396.3872 | half eaten bagel -> man bites dog | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Tue Jul 19 1988 22:03 | 0 |
396.3873 | man bites dog => a hot-dog !!! | GAO::DKEATING | Reminiscing about tomorrow | Tue Jul 19 1988 22:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.3874 | hot-dog -> doughnut | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine | Tue Jul 19 1988 22:48 | 2 |
|
"Ya see doc, I got these dreams..."
|
396.3875 | doughnut -=> jam | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Tue Jul 19 1988 23:16 | 4 |
|
NOT jelly
John J
|
396.3876 | dough nut --> baker | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Tue Jul 19 1988 23:27 | 0 |
396.3877 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Jul 19 1988 23:53 | 5 |
| Jam ---------+
|
|
Baker -------+----->Tammy
|
396.3878 | tammy -> ...'s in love | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Jul 20 1988 00:30 | 1 |
| Showing my age ...
|
396.3879 | ..'s in love -> adultery | CAMONE::MAZUR | | Wed Jul 20 1988 03:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.3880 | ...'s in love -> sin love -> adultery | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Home of Elvis & the ancient Greeks | Wed Jul 20 1988 03:21 | 0 |
396.3881 | adultery --> school | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Jul 20 1988 03:27 | 3 |
| for Tammy ...'s in love, I'd have done Cottonwoods . . .
you'd have to know the song . . .
|
396.3882 | school --> Rock-n-Roll High.. | SALEM::AMARTIN | My AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsE | Wed Jul 20 1988 12:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.3883 | Rock-n-Roll High.. ==> Hanoi Rocks.. | GAO::DKEATING | Reminiscing about tomorrow | Wed Jul 20 1988 15:07 | 2 |
|
well actually it's the RAMONES....
|
396.3884 | Hanoi Rocks -=> Blackpool Rock | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Wed Jul 20 1988 16:42 | 7 |
|
There appear to be a growing number of duplicate connections coming
in well after the original . Have the rules changed , or should
we still be taking the first ?
John J
|
396.3885 | Blackpool Rock --> Liverpool Rock | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Jul 20 1988 17:42 | 0 |
396.3886 | Liverpool rock --> liver and onions | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Jul 20 1988 18:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.3887 | "liver and onions -> Dennis the Menaces' nightmare" | CAMFOR::MAZUR | | Wed Jul 20 1988 21:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.3888 | Dennis the Menace's nightmare --> on Elm Street | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Jul 20 1988 23:13 | 6 |
|
Hmmm -- isn't -.1 a wee bit long?
For me it would be:
-<liver and onions --> blech!>-
|
396.3889 | on Elm Street --> sequels | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Jul 20 1988 23:23 | 0 |
396.3890 | sequels -> Rocky X | CAMFOR::MAZUR | | Wed Jul 20 1988 23:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.3891 | Rockey X => Rockey Horror Picture Show | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Wed Jul 20 1988 23:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.3892 | Rockey Horror Picture Show -> Pictures at an Exhibition | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Thu Jul 21 1988 00:00 | 1 |
| I couldn't remember how to spell Musorgsky (sp?) or is it Rameau?
|
396.3893 | Pictures at an Exhibition --> exhibitionist | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Jul 21 1988 00:41 | 2 |
|
Not necessarily X-rated
|
396.3894 | Pictures at an Exhibition --> centerfolds | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jul 21 1988 00:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.3895 | (exhibitionist, centerfolds) --> skin mags | ME::TRUMPLER | I juggle tectonic plates | Thu Jul 21 1988 01:13 | 0 |
396.3896 | skin mags -> dermatologist | LOV::LASHER | Working... | Thu Jul 21 1988 01:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.3897 | dermatologist --> doormatologist | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Thu Jul 21 1988 02:01 | 0 |
396.3898 | doormatologist -> muddy feet | CAMFOR::MAZUR | | Thu Jul 21 1988 03:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.3899 | muddy feet --> white carpet | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Thu Jul 21 1988 03:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.3900 | white carpet --> no children | AITG::DERAMO | Hello, world\n | Thu Jul 21 1988 03:59 | 0 |
396.3901 | no children -->a life :-) | SALEM::AMARTIN | My AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsE | Thu Jul 21 1988 12:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.3902 | a life -=> transient | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Thu Jul 21 1988 15:42 | 4 |
|
Just passing through
John J
|
396.3903 | transient --> Fiat | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Thu Jul 21 1988 17:37 | 1 |
| These are built to last 8^}
|
396.3904 | transient => ford transit | GAO::DKEATING | Reminiscing about tomorrow | Thu Jul 21 1988 17:39 | 2 |
|
just ran over you........
|
396.3905 | Ford transit --> breakdown | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jul 21 1988 17:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.3906 | Fiat/Breakdown -> Expensive | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Faintly Macabre~not-so-wicked Which | Thu Jul 21 1988 19:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.3907 | Expensive -> Ex-pensive -> Happy | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu Jul 21 1988 19:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.3908 | Happy ---> go lucky | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jul 21 1988 19:24 | 7 |
|
in re .3884 yes, take the first answer, but if you notice
an orphanied reply (two people put in their replies at the same
or nearly the same time) try and work it in to your answer as well.
Bonnie
|
396.3909 | Happy -=> Runner | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Thu Jul 21 1988 19:24 | 5 |
|
Happy -=> as a sandboy -=> Sandman -=> Runner
John J
|
396.3910 | Runner + Golucky ---> Winner | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jul 21 1988 19:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.3911 | Winner -=> Seagrove | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Thu Jul 21 1988 19:29 | 4 |
|
You couldn't have planned that better :^)
John J
|
396.3912 | winner --> summer | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Jul 21 1988 19:30 | 2 |
|
A well-seasoned response ;-)
|
396.3913 | summer --> dog days | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Thu Jul 21 1988 19:40 | 0 |
396.3914 | dog days -> Rabid Lassie | CAMONE::MAZUR | | Thu Jul 21 1988 19:44 | 3 |
|
Sounz like dog days.
|
396.3915 | Rabid Lassie -=> Marilyn Chambers | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Thu Jul 21 1988 21:09 | 4 |
|
Sorry
John J
|
396.3916 | Marilyn Chambers -> chaste away | CAMONE::MAZUR | | Thu Jul 21 1988 21:23 | 7 |
|
Isn't it interesting how things deteriorate SO quickly ?
Paul M.
|
396.3917 | chaste away --> full speed ahead | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Jul 21 1988 21:29 | 7 |
|
"Marilyn Chambers" could have gone to:
-<Marilyn Chambers --> Star Chambers>-
... which could lead to secret decisions, censorship, or the like
..
|
396.3918 | full speed ahead => dam the torpedoes | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Thu Jul 21 1988 22:00 | 3 |
| You've been bottling that up for ages, haven't you?
b
|
396.3919 | dam the torpedoes => damn the torpedoesn't | MARVIN::MACHIN | | Thu Jul 21 1988 22:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.3920 | ... | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Thu Jul 21 1988 22:47 | 5 |
| sea(grove) -----------------\
\
\ ------> submarine
/
(damn the) torpedoes(n't) ---/
|
396.3921 | submarine -> grinders | CAMONE::MAZUR | | Thu Jul 21 1988 22:50 | 3 |
|
For those of us in New England.
|
396.3922 | grinders -=> organ | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Thu Jul 21 1988 23:04 | 7 |
| It's just the way they come up .
No , no , I mean , it's just the association , ya know
John J
Here we go again
|
396.3923 | organ -> californy | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine | Thu Jul 21 1988 23:11 | 2 |
| Trying to keep my mind out of the gutter in that great
game of bowling we call life...
|
396.3924 | californy --> fornicali | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Fri Jul 22 1988 00:23 | 2 |
|
Whatever for?
|
396.3925 | fornicali -=> superlistic | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Fri Jul 22 1988 00:34 | 3 |
| A serious attempt
John J
|
396.3926 | superlistic --> Mary Poppins | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Jul 22 1988 01:02 | 1 |
| How clean can you get?
|
396.3927 | Mary Poppins --> chimney sweep | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Jul 22 1988 01:44 | 0 |
396.3928 | chimney sweep --> check all chimneys! | INK::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 22 1988 02:10 | 4 |
|
Re "organ":
-<organ --> donor>-
|
396.3929 | check all chimneys -> view the flue | CAMONE::MAZUR | | Fri Jul 22 1988 02:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.3930 | view the flue --> see the soot | ZFC::DERAMO | Hello, world\n | Fri Jul 22 1988 04:54 | 0 |
396.3931 | see the soot --> on your foot? :-) | SALEM::AMARTIN | My AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsE | Fri Jul 22 1988 10:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.3932 | on your foot? ---> Mary's lamb | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Fri Jul 22 1988 12:44 | 14 |
|
-< see the soot -->
on your foot? :-) >-
Mary had a little lamb,
It had a SOOTY FOOT
Everywhere that Mary went
Its SOOTY FOOT 'E put.
djw
|
396.3933 | Mary's lamb => wolf in sheep's clothing | GAO::DKEATING | Reminiscing about tomorrow | Fri Jul 22 1988 14:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.3934 | wolf in sheep's clothing -=> mutton dressed as lamb | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Fri Jul 22 1988 15:56 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.3935 | mutton dressed as lamb => Ballybrit Canteen ;-) | GAO::DKEATING | Reminiscing about tomorrow | Fri Jul 22 1988 17:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.3936 | Balybrit Canteen --> Stagedoor Canteen | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 22 1988 19:00 | 11 |
|
"mutton dressed as lamb":
-<mutton dressed as lamb --> mint jelly>-
"see the soot":
-<see the soot --> see the sot>-
... some drunks may end up in chimneys.
That's why they should all be ckecked.
|
396.3937 | Stagedoor Canteen --> Stagedoor Charlie | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jul 22 1988 19:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.3938 | Stagedoor Charlie -> Choo-choo Charlie | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Faintly Macabre~not-so-wicked Which | Fri Jul 22 1988 20:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.3939 | Choo-Choo Charlie --> well-trained tuna | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Jul 22 1988 20:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.3940 | well-trained tuna --> piano tuna | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 22 1988 20:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.3941 | piano tuna -> that strikes a (dis)chord | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Fri Jul 22 1988 21:05 | 0 |
396.3942 | (dis)chord --> misericordia | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Jul 22 1988 23:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.3943 | misericordia -> mi ad miserum | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Fri Jul 22 1988 23:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.3944 | mi ad miserum --> miserable museum | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Jul 22 1988 23:55 | 0 |
396.3945 | miserable museum --> mummified tourist | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Sat Jul 23 1988 00:05 | 0 |
396.3946 | mummified tourist --> tut tut | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Sat Jul 23 1988 00:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.3947 | tut tut -> it looks like rain | CAMONE::MAZUR | | Sat Jul 23 1988 00:57 | 2 |
|
from Christopher Robin in Winnie the Pooh
|
396.3948 | it looks like rain --> only on weekends | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Jul 23 1988 01:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.3949 | only on weekends --> but never on Sunday | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Sat Jul 23 1988 01:22 | 3 |
|
There seem to be an awful lot of people working very hard this
afternoon.
|
396.3950 | never on Sunday --> Blue Laws | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Jul 23 1988 02:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.3951 | Blue laws --> White lies | SALEM::AMARTIN | My AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsE | Sat Jul 23 1988 10:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.3952 | White lies -> check your fingernails... | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Sun Jul 24 1988 02:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.3953 | --> growing cabbages | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sun Jul 24 1988 03:58 | 32 |
| check your fingernails ----> growing cabbages
I used to tell my kids that they could grow cabbages and carrots
in the dirt under their finger nails..
by the way I have found that after I enter a note in waf and then
go on to the next note I hit the - key on the keypad after the first
note and go back to check and see if my entry stands alone...both
Bonnie RS and I have found that our note appeared to be added the
last in the string and then went back later and found that someone
had added a note at the same time which had some how supercided
ours.
so for what it is worth...after you do an entry in waf..go to the
next note, and then use the - key to go back and check your entry
tho I kinda think that the dupicate entries make things more fun..
okay now guys..this is serious business....what do we do for the
1st anniversary of this note...which is the longest in notes history
to my knowledge...
I am going to start a separate note on the subject..
Bonnie
(who only started writing in waf in nov of 1987
|
396.3954 | growing cabbages --> finding storks | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Jul 25 1988 20:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.3955 | finding storks -> standing forks | LEZAH::BOBBITT | festina lente - hasten slowly | Mon Jul 25 1988 21:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.3956 | standing forks --> forking stands | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Jul 25 1988 21:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.3957 | forking stands --> fruit stands | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Mon Jul 25 1988 21:58 | 0 |
396.3958 | fruit stands --> banana splits | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Mon Jul 25 1988 22:10 | 0 |
396.3959 | banana splits -> fruit loops? | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Jul 25 1988 22:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.3960 | fruit loops --> apple fool | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Jul 25 1988 23:07 | 3 |
|
A wonderful dessert of fruit and cream I only discovered last
month...
|
396.3961 | apple fool --> pomme d'avril | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Mon Jul 25 1988 23:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.3962 | pomme d'avril --> pomme de terre | INK::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Jul 25 1988 23:55 | 6 |
|
For "fruit loops":
-<fruit loops --> recursive fruit>-
|
396.3963 | pomme de terre -> sour cream | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine | Tue Jul 26 1988 00:22 | 5 |
| Well, it is lunch time as I enter this.
Back a few: when I replied with <organ -> Californy> I was
thinking of state names that are pronounced in a slangy manner.
Don't know if I lost some folks as I made that left turn...
|
396.3964 | sour cream --> sour puss | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Tue Jul 26 1988 00:32 | 0 |
396.3965 | sour puss --> acid cat | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Tue Jul 26 1988 00:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.3966 | acid cat --> catalysis | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Jul 26 1988 01:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.3967 | catalysis -> very expensive muffler | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Tue Jul 26 1988 02:06 | 3 |
| Conversion chart
muffler = silencer
|
396.3968 | very expensive muffler --> very expensive earmuffs | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Tue Jul 26 1988 02:09 | 0 |
396.3969 | very expensive earmuffs --> 18 button gloves | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Tue Jul 26 1988 03:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.3970 | 18 button gloves --> gloves for golfers | LISP::DERAMO | Hello, world\n | Tue Jul 26 1988 03:36 | 0 |
396.3971 | gloves for golfers --> driving gloves | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Tue Jul 26 1988 05:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.3972 | driving gloves --> diving doves | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Tue Jul 26 1988 08:00 | 0 |
396.3973 | diving doves -> a tern for the worse | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine | Tue Jul 26 1988 08:39 | 1 |
| An ill-eagle pun?
|
396.3974 | a tern for the verse -> massage | LEZAH::BOBBITT | festina lente - hasten slowly | Tue Jul 26 1988 09:06 | 3 |
| a tern for the verse -> leaving no tern unstoned ->
->leaving no stern untoned -> massage
|
396.3975 | massage --> sauna | GIDDAY::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Tue Jul 26 1988 13:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.3976 | sauna --> Finland | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IED/Reading UK | Tue Jul 26 1988 17:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.3977 | Finland -> Seaworld | LEZAH::BOBBITT | festina lente - hasten slowly | Tue Jul 26 1988 17:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.3978 | Seaworld --> Shamu | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Tue Jul 26 1988 18:09 | 0 |
396.3979 | shamu --> witch doctor | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Jul 26 1988 19:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.3980 | witch doctor --> that doctor | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Jul 26 1988 19:17 | 10 |
|
re "diving doves":
-<diving doves --> soaring hawks>-
re "shamu":
-<shamu --> shamu, ra-da-da-de-da-dah, shamu, shamu ...>-
... for the "golden oldies" set ... ;-)
|
396.3981 | that doctor -> that girl | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine | Wed Jul 27 1988 01:44 | 1 |
| From a childhood that was well spend watching TV!
|
396.3982 | that girl --> "It" girl | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Jul 27 1988 02:32 | 0 |
396.3983 | "It" Girl --> Bow wow! | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Jul 27 1988 03:01 | 7 |
|
The "It" Girl was Clara Bow.
One of the other "vamps" of the time was Theda Bara, which was an
anagram for "Arab Death." Ever since Valentino, the silents had
a desert-Arabian flavor for a while...
|
396.3984 | Bow wow --> Daddy wouldn't buy me one | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Wed Jul 27 1988 05:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.3985 | Daddy wouldn't... --> clean up the floor | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Jul 27 1988 18:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.3986 | clean up the floor --> went the flood | INK::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Jul 28 1988 01:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.3987 | went then flood -> 40 days and 40 nights | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Thu Jul 28 1988 01:21 | 0 |
396.3988 | 40 days and 40 nights ---> deluge | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jul 28 1988 01:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.3989 | deluge --> de bobsled | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jul 28 1988 01:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.3990 | de bobsled -> lead who where ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Thu Jul 28 1988 02:03 | 0 |
396.3991 | lead who where ? --> lead silverware | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Thu Jul 28 1988 02:08 | 0 |
396.3992 | lead silverware --> German Silver | INK::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Jul 28 1988 02:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.3993 | German Silver => German Chocolate | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Thu Jul 28 1988 02:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.3994 | German Chocolate --> Turkish Coffee | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Thu Jul 28 1988 05:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.3995 | Turkish Coffee-->Turkish Delight | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Jul 28 1988 08:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.3996 | Turkish Delight --> Turkish prison | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Jul 28 1988 08:38 | 0 |
396.3997 | Turkish Prison --> Midnight Express | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Thu Jul 28 1988 11:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.3998 | Midnight Express --> Late Night Final | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Jul 28 1988 18:49 | 10 |
|
For "Turkish Coffee":
-<Turkish Coffee --> Irish Coffee>-
for "Turkish delight":
-<Turkish delight --> Aladdinish, de lamp>-
|
396.3999 | Late Night Final --> Morning Hangover | COP03::STS | Nom de Bierre | Thu Jul 28 1988 20:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.4000 | Morning Hangover -->Wake result | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Jul 28 1988 21:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.4001 | Wake result --> swamped boat | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Thu Jul 28 1988 22:45 | 0 |
396.4002 | swamped boat -> Titanic | LEZAH::BOBBITT | festina lente - hasten slowly | Fri Jul 29 1988 01:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.4003 | Titanic --> Gargantuan | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 29 1988 01:33 | 6 |
|
Alternately,
-<Titanic -->Saturnine>-
Titan is the largest satellite of the planet, Saturn.
|
396.4004 | Gargantuan -> Breath resulting from eating Garlic | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Jul 29 1988 02:26 | 11 |
|
Drats! Steve got to that .4000 before anyone else. sob,sob,
sob.... ( Uh, in case anyone is confused, that's me crying and
not calling Steve an SOB. ok? )
Guess I'll just have to wait for .5000....
Waiting... ( This would look great in reverse, blinking video
but there are folks that do this in mail.... :-))
jc
|
396.4005 | Breath resulting from eating Garlic --> Wilting Pansies | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Fri Jul 29 1988 06:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.4006 | Wilting Pansies -> Desperately Seeking Green Thumb | MERIDN::GILLMAN | The only sure thing is DEC & taxes | Fri Jul 29 1988 10:31 | 3 |
|
|
396.4007 | Desperately Seeking...-->Desperately Sucking Green Thumb | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Fri Jul 29 1988 14:05 | 3 |
| It's what the Jolly Green Giant's babies do.
Dave C.
|
396.4008 | Desperately Sucking Green Thumb -> Little Sprout | LEZAH::BOBBITT | festina lente - hasten slowly | Fri Jul 29 1988 19:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.4009 | Little Sprout --> Little Lulu | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 29 1988 20:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.4010 | Little Lulu ---> Little Tantrum | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Jul 29 1988 22:18 | 7 |
|
in re Steve getting to .4000 first....well actually bonnie and I
noticed that things had gotten up to .3999 but neither of us
could come up with an appropriate response.
Bonnie
|
396.4011 | Little Tantrum --> littler mutant | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Jul 29 1988 22:38 | 0 |
396.4012 | littler mutant --> virus | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Fri Jul 29 1988 23:06 | 0 |
396.4013 | virus -> Telegrams to Munich | SMURF::BINDER | A complicated and secret quotidian existence | Fri Jul 29 1988 23:15 | 0 |
396.4014 | Telegrams to Munich --> Peace in our time | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jul 29 1988 23:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.4015 | Peace in our time --> Piece of my mind | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Sat Jul 30 1988 02:02 | 6 |
| re .4000 going to Steve:
Gee, and here I waited for someone to take .4000 so *I* could get
.4001!
Jon
|
396.4016 | Piece of my mind --> Mmmm, yummy! | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Jul 30 1988 03:28 | 0 |
396.4017 | Mmmm, yummy! --> In my tummy! | SALEM::AMARTIN | My AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsE | Sat Jul 30 1988 11:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.4018 | | USSLKG::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Sat Jul 30 1988 21:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.4019 | is an alien ---> E.T. | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sun Jul 31 1988 01:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.4020 | E.T. => Extremely Tactful | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Sun Jul 31 1988 06:23 | 0 |
396.4021 | Extremely Tactful --> Undercover Narc | SALEM::AMARTIN | My AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsE | Sun Jul 31 1988 08:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.4022 | Undercover Narc -> Circus | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Aug 01 1988 02:28 | 2 |
| narc ==> carn, short for carney ....
and since a tent has things undercover,
|
396.4023 | circus --- monkeys | GIDDAY::VISSER | | Mon Aug 01 1988 04:09 | 3 |
|
klaas
|
396.4024 | monkeys --> his keys | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Mon Aug 01 1988 04:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.4025 | his keys ---> piano keys | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Aug 01 1988 06:25 | 2 |
|
since my husband is a piano player
|
396.4026 | piano keys => take a box | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Mon Aug 01 1988 18:28 | 3 |
| Any prizes for the number of reversions to `box'?
b
|
396.4027 | take a box --> boxer shorts | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Aug 01 1988 19:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.4028 | boxer shorts -> debrief | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Hey, pal, your days are lettered! | Mon Aug 01 1988 19:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.4029 | debrief --> disrobe | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Aug 01 1988 19:59 | 8 |
|
re "piano keys":
-<piank keys --> Key West>-
When Harry Truman was U.S. President, her used to vacation in Key
West, Florida. Turman was famous, among other things, for playing
the _Missouri Waltz_ on the piano.
|
396.4030 | disrobe --> behead | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Mon Aug 01 1988 21:52 | 3 |
|
Robespierre
|
396.4031 | behead --> beehive | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Mon Aug 01 1988 22:26 | 0 |
396.4032 | beehive -> What's Happenin' Bro' | CAMONE::MAZUR | | Mon Aug 01 1988 23:01 | 7 |
|
beehive ->
C-hive ->
chive ->
jive ->
What's Happenin' Bro'
|
396.4033 | What's happenin' bro' --> patois | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Aug 01 1988 23:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.4034 | patois --> caviar | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Aug 02 1988 00:16 | 1 |
396.4035 | caviar -> Roe vs. Wade | CAMONE::MAZUR | | Tue Aug 02 1988 02:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.4036 | Roe vs. Wade -> vs. sail vs. motor | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Tue Aug 02 1988 02:23 | 3 |
|
as in a boat
|
396.4037 | wade vs. sail vs. motor -> vs. oar | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Hey, pal, your days are lettered! | Tue Aug 02 1988 02:34 | 3 |
| .4036 - nice *safe* response...
|
396.4038 | vs. oar --> or vs. | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Tue Aug 02 1988 02:44 | 0 |
396.4039 | or vs. --> sea chanties | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Aug 02 1988 02:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.4040 | sea chanties --> land shanties | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Aug 02 1988 03:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.4041 | Land shanties --> Tam O'Shanter | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Tue Aug 02 1988 05:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.4042 | Tam O'Shanter => O' yes he shall | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Tue Aug 02 1988 09:34 | 2 |
|
shant --> shall not
|
396.4043 | O'yes he shall --> sell sea shells | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Aug 02 1988 18:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.4044 | sell sea shells --> rubber baby buggy bumpers | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Tue Aug 02 1988 18:10 | 0 |
396.4045 | rubber baby buggy bumpers -> unique New York... | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Hey, pal, your days are lettered! | Tue Aug 02 1988 18:42 | 5 |
| Last time I glanced at the Guinness book of world records, one of
the hardest English tongue twisters was: The sixth sick sheik's
sixth sheep's sick.
|
396.4046 | unique New York --> redundancy | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Aug 02 1988 18:56 | 1 |
| I can't even read -1, let alone pronounce it!
|
396.4047 | redundancy -->tautology | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Aug 02 1988 18:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.4048 | tautology -=> taught everything but | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Tue Aug 02 1988 19:53 | 4 |
|
Where exactly *is* this node ?
John J
|
396.4049 | taught everything but --> slack logic | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Aug 02 1988 21:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.4050 | slack logic --> lazy eye | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Tue Aug 02 1988 22:13 | 0 |
396.4051 | slack logic --> put pants on one leg at a time | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Tue Aug 02 1988 22:13 | 0 |
396.4052 | put pants...at a time -> split crotch and broken zip | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Tue Aug 02 1988 22:25 | 0 |
396.4053 | good view | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Aug 02 1988 22:39 | 5 |
| +-- ... --> split crotch and broken zip +
/ \
slack logic + +--> good view
\ /
+-------------> lazy eye ---------------+
|
396.4054 | good view ---> good grief! | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 03 1988 00:09 | 4 |
|
... I thought ...
oh, never mind ...
|
396.4055 | good grief --> dead grief | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Wed Aug 03 1988 00:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.4056 | dead grief --> sad ghosts | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Aug 03 1988 00:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.4057 | sad ghosts -> sobbing spirits | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Hey, pal, your days are lettered! | Wed Aug 03 1988 00:51 | 10 |
| how did it go - from Oliver?
There'll be horses with long black plumes
To escort us to the family tombs
With mourners in all corners
Who've been taught to weep in tune!
Then the coffin - lined in satin
That's your funeral, that's your funeral... (etc)
|
396.4058 | sobbing spirits --> bad whiskey | RUTLND::SATOW | | Wed Aug 03 1988 00:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.4059 | bad whisky --> go sit in the corner | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Aug 03 1988 01:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.4060 | go sit in the corner -> while (not good) | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Wed Aug 03 1988 02:44 | 1 |
| Infinite loop?
|
396.4061 | while --> away | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 03 1988 02:49 | 2 |
|
whiling away the hours is not good.
|
396.4062 | away --> I weigh | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Wed Aug 03 1988 05:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.4063 | I weigh --> No Way... | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Aug 03 1988 07:03 | 0 |
396.4064 | ..no way / the Appian way.. | GIDDAY::VISSER | Think before you type! | Wed Aug 03 1988 08:52 | 2 |
|
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396.4065 | the Appian way..--> The United Way. | SALEM::AMARTIN | My AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsE | Wed Aug 03 1988 11:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.4066 | The United Way -> separate ways | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | | Wed Aug 03 1988 12:27 | 1 |
|
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396.4067 | seperate ways => I'll take the high road.... | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Aug 03 1988 16:54 | 1 |
|
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396.4068 | I'll take the high road.... -=> quicker on the flyover | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Wed Aug 03 1988 18:46 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4069 | quicker on the flyover -> Concorde | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Hey, pal, your days are lettered! | Wed Aug 03 1988 19:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.4070 | Concorde --> Grapes | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 03 1988 19:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.4071 | Grapes --> Sour | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Aug 03 1988 20:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.4072 | sour --> piggy in the middle | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Aug 03 1988 20:22 | 0 |
396.4073 | piggy in the middle --> beans and franks | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Aug 03 1988 20:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.4074 | beans and franks --> gas | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Aug 03 1988 20:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.4075 | gas -=> petrol | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Wed Aug 03 1988 20:54 | 5 |
| I said
Where exactly *is* this node ?
John J
|
396.4076 | petrol --> petrel | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Aug 03 1988 20:57 | 1 |
|
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396.4077 | petrel --> neck | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Aug 03 1988 21:12 | 7 |
| via "albatross", of course . . .
re: where is this node anyway?
I haven't got the foggiest idea.
--bonnie
|
396.4078 | neck --> backseat | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Aug 03 1988 21:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.4079 | backseat -=> driver | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Wed Aug 03 1988 21:18 | 2 |
|
John J
|
396.4080 | driver --> putter | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 03 1988 21:27 | 14 |
|
"neck" could lead to:
-<neck --> pet>-
or, more juicily:
-<neck --> vampire>-
or, more "spiritually":
-<neck --> bone>-
.. as in the song, _Dem Bones_
|
396.4081 | Putter -> Boats | BISTRO::WOOD | Mad Dogs and.... | Wed Aug 03 1988 21:41 | 4 |
|
VAlbonne, On the Sunny Cote D'Azur (I think).
|
396.4082 | boats -> Man the Life Jokes! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Aug 03 1988 22:00 | 0 |
396.4083 | Man the Life Jokes! -> George Raft | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Aug 03 1988 22:31 | 1 |
|
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396.4084 | George Raft -=> Graft | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Wed Aug 03 1988 22:34 | 2 |
|
John J
|
396.4085 | Graft --> the Bite | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Aug 03 1988 22:36 | 0 |
396.4086 | the Bite --> Dracula | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 03 1988 23:20 | 16 |
|
Now we're back to vampires again!
short anecdote:
A man had to bail out of an airplane over the jungle. He was captured
by cannibals.
Instead of eating him outright, the chief had him shackled, and
each evening he'd take a sharp hollow tube, stick it under the man's skin,
extract (a la sap from a maple-tree) a small quantity of blood,
which he would drink.
After a week of this, when the chief approached with his sharpened
tube, the man said, "Chief, kill me and eat me if you want, but
I'll be damned if you'll ever again let me get stuck for the drinks!"
|
396.4087 | Dracula --> Vald | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Wed Aug 03 1988 23:26 | 1 |
|
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396.4088 | Vald -=> the Implaier | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Wed Aug 03 1988 23:28 | 3 |
| (sic)
John J
|
396.4089 | the Implaier -> the piano player | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Wed Aug 03 1988 23:34 | 2 |
| What's an "im"? ;-)
|
396.4090 | the piano player --> Ohio | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Aug 03 1988 23:41 | 0 |
396.4091 | the piano player --> shoot | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 03 1988 23:42 | 6 |
|
Re "the impailer" [which isn't what was writ]:
-<the impailer --> Jack>-
Jack, of course, went up the hill to impail some water.
|
396.4092 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Aug 03 1988 23:53 | 4 |
| Ohio --->
\
Shoot -->------> oo!
|
396.4093 | oo! ----> ooze | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Aug 04 1988 00:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.4094 | ooze --> wizard of | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Thu Aug 04 1988 00:32 | 0 |
396.4095 | wizard of --> Id | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Aug 04 1988 01:46 | 14 |
|
re "oo":
for the old-timers,
-<oo --> whack>-
as in the old Charleston,
"Oo-whack-a-doo-whack-a-doo-whack-a-doo." (hyphens optional)
or, it could be:
-<oo --> oh-oh>-
|
396.4096 | Id --> crisis | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Aug 04 1988 02:01 | 1 |
| tells you what my day's been like!
|
396.4097 | crisis -> laugh bro' | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Thu Aug 04 1988 02:16 | 1 |
|
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396.4098 | laugh bro' --> he ain't heavy | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Thu Aug 04 1988 02:22 | 0 |
396.4099 | he ain't heavy -> Gravity's different | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu Aug 04 1988 05:07 | 6 |
| My old theory had it that as the market ( Dec stock ) was on the
rise, the various notefiles and in particular this one got chattier.
However, today ( and in general more recently ) I am thinking that
heat and or drought must be a contributing factor of direct proportion.
??
jc
|
396.4100 | Gravity's different --> Levity rules ok! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Thu Aug 04 1988 05:35 | 1 |
|
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396.4101 | Levity rules --> but Buoyancy Saves... | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Thu Aug 04 1988 07:33 | 0 |
396.4102 | but buoyancy Saves--> the Titanic | SALEM::AMARTIN | My AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsE | Thu Aug 04 1988 12:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.4103 | the Titanic -> the Microscopic | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Thu Aug 04 1988 12:47 | 5 |
|
(It's the ship the iceberg missed...)
|
396.4104 | the Microscopic => Alice | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Thu Aug 04 1988 18:02 | 5 |
| From a recent book about women and science: Alice through the
Microscope - on my mind because the beeb are doing readings from
Through the Looking Glass this week.
b
|
396.4105 | Alice --> das is | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Aug 04 1988 18:07 | 1 |
|
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396.4106 | das is => What's all this then? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Aug 04 1988 18:22 | 1 |
|
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396.4107 | What's all this then? -=> JOYOFLEX | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Thu Aug 04 1988 19:11 | 10 |
|
I said
WHERE EXACTLY *IS* THIS NODE ?
Does anybody know ? Does anybody care ? Where's that damned
'sho mod' option ?
John J
|
396.4108 | JOYOFLEX -> word association - football | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Thu Aug 04 1988 20:04 | 6 |
|
The first thing I am thinking of when I see that there are new entries in this
notesfile
(and I also don't know where this node is.....)
Arie
|
396.4109 | Word association - football => word association - baseball | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Aug 04 1988 20:23 | 3 |
|
I believe it is in France. Is the city important too?
|
396.4110 | word association - baseball --> Cleveland Indians | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Thu Aug 04 1988 20:38 | 0 |
396.4111 | Cleveland Indians --> Boston Red Sox | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Aug 04 1988 21:00 | 7 |
|
In re the node location someone answered Valbonne France quite
a few replies back...and show members shows the moderator's name
quite well.
Bonnie
|
396.4112 | Boston Red Sox -=> Billy White-Shoes | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Thu Aug 04 1988 21:05 | 2 |
|
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396.4113 | Billy White-Shoes --> Mr. Bojangles | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Aug 04 1988 21:30 | 1 |
|
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396.4114 | Mr. Bojangles --> dance | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Thu Aug 04 1988 22:06 | 0 |
396.4115 | dance -=> with the Devil | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Thu Aug 04 1988 22:19 | 2 |
|
John J
|
396.4116 | with the Devil --> bargain | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Aug 04 1988 22:27 | 0 |
396.4117 | bargain -> Attention K-Mart shoppers | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Thu Aug 04 1988 22:52 | 1 |
|
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396.4118 | Attention K-Mart shoppers --> blue light special | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Aug 04 1988 22:57 | 1 |
|
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396.4119 | blue light special --> red light district | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Aug 04 1988 23:06 | 4 |
|
or:
-<blue light special --> blue plate special>-
|
396.4120 | red light district --> traffic signals | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Thu Aug 04 1988 23:09 | 0 |
396.4121 | Traffic > low spark of high heeled boys | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Hey, pal, your days are lettered! | Thu Aug 04 1988 23:26 | 2 |
| it's a song they did - one of my faves
|
396.4122 | low spark of high heeled boys -> burnt feet | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Thu Aug 04 1988 23:33 | 2 |
|
Guess the sparks where about there....
|
396.4123 | burnt feet -=> the boy stood on the burning deck | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Thu Aug 04 1988 23:34 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4124 | the boy stood on the burning deck => The Brothers Grim | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Aug 04 1988 23:46 | 2 |
|
So, are we going to get to reply .5000 by the Aug 14 deadline?//
|
396.4125 | The Brothers Grim --> Hans Christian Anderson | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Thu Aug 04 1988 23:58 | 7 |
|
I had both books as part of a set as a child
and in re 5000 not unless entries pick up radically!
Bonnie
|
396.4126 | The Brothers Grim -> The Sisters Sweet | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Fri Aug 05 1988 00:00 | 7 |
| > So, are we going to get to reply .5000 by the Aug 14 deadline?//
Must be possible.
But if the line is dead already, why worry? ^^)
Arie
|
396.4127 | oops! | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Fri Aug 05 1988 00:04 | 6 |
| Hans Christian Anderson \
\
> New fairy
/
The Sisters Sweet /
|
396.4128 | Anderson/Sisters Sweet => Mother Goose | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Aug 05 1988 00:05 | 1 |
| I'm doing my share. ;-)
|
396.4129 | Mother Goose -> Get down! Mother! | CAMONE::MAZUR | | Fri Aug 05 1988 00:11 | 11 |
|
It took from May 7th 'tll July 28th to go from .3000 to .4000.
Is going from .4000 to .5000 in less than a month impossible ?
No way, not with the supply of windbags out there in WAF land.
-Paul "Taking a Deep Breath" Mazur
|
396.4130 | Get Down! Mother! -=> Yo' 'bro | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Fri Aug 05 1988 00:23 | 1 |
| John J (plugging away)
|
396.4131 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Aug 05 1988 00:32 | 14 |
| Yo' 'bro --------------+
|
|
|
New fairy -------------+-----> Count Yobro -----> Count Yorba
"Count Yobro" naturally reports to King Oberon.
Count Yorba is, of course, a vampire.
All these vampire things are driving me bats ...
|
396.4132 | Count Yorba ---> Dr. Zorba | RUTLND::SATOW | | Fri Aug 05 1988 00:53 | 4 |
| Anybody else remember the fuzzy-haired character in "Ben Casey"?
Anybody elee old enough to remember "Ben Casey" at all?
Clay
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396.4133 | Dr. Zorba -> Dr. Who? | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Aug 05 1988 01:05 | 1 |
|
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396.4134 | Dr Who? ---> Tom Baker | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Aug 05 1988 01:09 | 1 |
|
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396.4135 | Tom Baker => The Tardis | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Aug 05 1988 01:35 | 1 |
|
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396.4136 | The Tardis --> The tarred are | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Aug 05 1988 01:41 | 7 |
|
Re "Dr. Zorba":
-<Dr. Zorba --> Dr. Zarkoff>-
Ah, the memories. Flash, Dale, and the unforgettable Ming, the
Merciless.
|
396.4137 | The tarred are --> feathered | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Aug 05 1988 02:04 | 0 |
396.4138 | feathered -> tickled pink | CAMONE::MAZUR | | Fri Aug 05 1988 02:40 | 1 |
|
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396.4139 | tickled pink -> blushing red | GIDDAY::VISSER | Think before you type! | Fri Aug 05 1988 03:59 | 2 |
|
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396.4140 | blushing red --> frivolities | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Fri Aug 05 1988 05:10 | 1 |
|
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396.4141 | frivolities --> Sal Volatile | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Fri Aug 05 1988 05:58 | 1 |
|
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396.4142 | Sal Volatile -> James Dean ( RWACause ) | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Aug 05 1988 06:41 | 1 |
|
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396.4144 | James Dean (RWACause) --> dames in jeans (because) ) | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Fri Aug 05 1988 07:09 | 1 |
|
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396.4145 | James Dean -> sausage | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Fri Aug 05 1988 07:11 | 3 |
| Well, Jimmy Dean anyway...
(Rebel Without a [sausage] Casing???)
|
396.4146 | | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Fri Aug 05 1988 09:06 | 5 |
| Dames in Jeans
\
-------- the wurst behind!
/
sausage ----
|
396.4147 | the wurst behind --> Cher | SALEM::AMARTIN | My AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsE | Fri Aug 05 1988 09:12 | 1 |
|
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396.4148 | cher --> cheerie baaibee | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Aug 05 1988 09:19 | 1 |
|
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396.4149 | cheerie baaibee -=> cheery bye | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Fri Aug 05 1988 14:03 | 3 |
| Ever been to Somerset ?
John J
|
396.4150 | cheery bye --> cherry pie | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Aug 05 1988 17:58 | 0 |
396.4151 | cherry pie --> circus woe | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Aug 05 1988 18:27 | 10 |
|
"cherry pie" is circus slang for "work without pay."
re "feathered":
-<feathered --> propeller>-
re "Cher":
-<Cher --> sofa>-
|
396.4152 | circus woe -> CBNC ( Close But No Cigar ) | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Aug 05 1988 18:36 | 1 |
|
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396.4153 | CBNC ( Close But No Cigar ) -=> Cigarello | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Fri Aug 05 1988 18:39 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.4154 | cigarello => panatilla | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Fri Aug 05 1988 18:48 | 1 |
|
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396.4155 | panatilla --> patina | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Aug 05 1988 18:50 | 1 |
|
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396.4156 | patina -> tarn-ish -> dragonflight | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Aug 05 1988 19:55 | 1 |
|
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396.4157 | dragonflight -> carry on luggage | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Aug 05 1988 20:06 | 1 |
|
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396.4158 | carry on luggage --> Respect | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Aug 05 1988 20:12 | 0 |
396.4159 | respect --> me in the morning? | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Aug 05 1988 20:51 | 6 |
|
Re "dragonflight":
-<dragonflight --> dragon net>-
DUM-de-dum-dum!
|
396.4160 | me in the morning? ->someone else at night | DANUBE::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Fri Aug 05 1988 21:05 | 1 |
|
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396.4161 | someone else at night --> alter ego | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Fri Aug 05 1988 21:59 | 0 |
396.4162 | alter ego -=> ch-ch-ch-changes | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Fri Aug 05 1988 22:06 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.4163 | ch-ch-ch-changes -> a-a-a-anders | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Fri Aug 05 1988 22:17 | 3 |
|
Dutch!
|
396.4164 | a-a-anders --> deChamp | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Aug 05 1988 22:24 | 2 |
|
As in "Yonder's Rocky Balboa."
|
396.4165 | deChamp -=> de lychees | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Fri Aug 05 1988 22:45 | 3 |
| Somewhere in Paris
John J
|
396.4166 | de lychees --> da leeches | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Fri Aug 05 1988 22:51 | 2 |
|
Somewhere in standing water
|
396.4167 | da leeches --> vampire bugs | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Aug 05 1988 23:13 | 0 |
396.4168 | vampire bugs -=> sabre-toothed bunny | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Fri Aug 05 1988 23:19 | 1 |
| John J
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396.4169 | sabre tooth bunny -> Run away! Run away! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Aug 05 1988 23:36 | 1 |
|
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396.4170 | Run away! Run away! --> hit song | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Sat Aug 06 1988 00:23 | 1 |
|
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396.4171 | hit song -> fined for musical distaste | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Sat Aug 06 1988 00:27 | 1 |
|
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396.4172 | fined for musical distaste --> refined musical taste | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Sat Aug 06 1988 01:29 | 0 |
396.4173 | refined musical taste --> music that tastes good | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Sat Aug 06 1988 01:47 | 1 |
|
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396.4174 | music that tastes good --> music that's less filling | RICKS::SATOW | | Sat Aug 06 1988 02:02 | 1 |
|
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396.4175 | music that's less filling => Music-Light (tm) :-) | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sat Aug 06 1988 02:08 | 1 |
|
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396.4176 | Music-Light(tm)-> muses tripping lightly | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Sat Aug 06 1988 02:29 | 1 |
|
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396.4177 | | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Sat Aug 06 1988 02:46 | 22 |
| -< muses tripping lightly --> Fa
l
l
i
n
g
D
o
w
n
T
h
e
St
airs >-
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396.4178 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Sat Aug 06 1988 11:00 | 22 |
| -< Fa r >-
l e
l
i d
d
n a
g
l
D
o e
w h
n t
T p
h u
e g
n
St i
airs --> Climb
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396.4179 | climbing up the ladder --> evolution | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Aug 07 1988 00:04 | 0 |
396.4180 | evolution => evolutionary | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sun Aug 07 1988 00:17 | 1 |
|
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396.4181 | evolutionary -> The Chicago 8 (1968) | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Sun Aug 07 1988 02:12 | 1 |
|
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396.4182 | The Chicago 8 -> The Wesleyan 110 (1988) | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sun Aug 07 1988 06:16 | 5 |
|
who no one have heard of but my son was one of the protest
group!
Bonnie
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396.4183 | The Wesleyan 110 --> Cornets | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Sun Aug 07 1988 08:27 | 0 |
396.4184 | Cornets-->Led the big parade | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Sun Aug 07 1988 20:40 | 1 |
|
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396.4185 | led the big parade -> to nowhere | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Sun Aug 07 1988 20:47 | 1 |
| Don't like cornets ;^)
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396.4186 | to nowhere -> to erehwon | TWEED::B_REINKE | where the sidewalk ends | Mon Aug 08 1988 03:21 | 1 |
|
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396.4187 | to erehwon => from here to there | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Aug 08 1988 05:16 | 1 |
|
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396.4188 | from here to there ---> from where to where? | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Mon Aug 08 1988 07:33 | 1 |
|
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396.4189 | from here to there => to go away | GIDDAY::VISSER | Think before you type! | Mon Aug 08 1988 07:34 | 2 |
|
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396.4190 | | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Mon Aug 08 1988 07:43 | 5 |
| from where to where?---
\
---- wear what when we're away where?
to go away ------------/
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396.4191 | Wear what when we're away where? -->Illiteration | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Mon Aug 08 1988 07:59 | 1 |
|
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396.4192 | Illiteration --> healthy iteration | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Mon Aug 08 1988 09:06 | 1 |
|
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396.4193 | healthy iteration -->> doing it again and again | CHISPA::SYSTEM | | Mon Aug 08 1988 12:04 | 1 |
|
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396.4194 | doing it again and again -> redultery | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Mon Aug 08 1988 12:29 | 0 |
396.4195 | redultery -=> concerning mutual illicits | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Mon Aug 08 1988 15:39 | 1 |
| John J
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396.4196 | Mutual Illicits -> Mutual of Omaha | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Aug 08 1988 18:34 | 1 |
|
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396.4197 | Mutual of Omaha --> Wild Kingdom | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Mon Aug 08 1988 18:40 | 0 |
396.4198 | Wild Kingdom --> the Kingdom of Id | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Aug 08 1988 18:53 | 6 |
|
... from the comic strip, _The Wizard of Id_
re ooo
Wild Kingsom -->vampire bats + vampire bugs + ...
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396.4199 | the Kingdom of ID -> the Empire of EGO | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Mon Aug 08 1988 19:01 | 0 |
396.4200 | the Empire of EGO --> Nero | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Mon Aug 08 1988 19:38 | 0 |
396.4201 | Nero --> Fiddle | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Aug 08 1988 19:45 | 1 |
|
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396.4202 | fiddle -=> tax | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Mon Aug 08 1988 20:32 | 3 |
| oops
John J
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396.4203 | tax --> achusetts | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Mon Aug 08 1988 21:01 | 4 |
| Re "fiddle":
-< fiddle --> sticks >-
>M
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396.4204 | achusetts -=> dentures | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Mon Aug 08 1988 21:02 | 1 |
| John J
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396.4205 | dentures --> fender-bender | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Aug 08 1988 21:31 | 1 |
|
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396.4206 | fender-bender --> Night of the Crash Test Dummies | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Mon Aug 08 1988 21:44 | 0 |
396.4207 | Night of the Crash Test Dummies -=> English Cricket | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Mon Aug 08 1988 21:55 | 2 |
| John J
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396.4208 | English Cricket -> British bug | AMUSED::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Aug 08 1988 21:56 | 1 |
|
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396.4209 | British bug --> jolly good listening device | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Aug 08 1988 23:03 | 0 |
396.4210 | jolly good listening device => ear | GIDDAY::VISSER | Think before you type! | Tue Aug 09 1988 16:56 | 2 |
|
Klaas....
|
396.4211 | ear --> wax | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Tue Aug 09 1988 17:23 | 0 |
396.4212 | wax -> skiing | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Tue Aug 09 1988 17:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.4213 | skiing -> slope-intercept | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Aug 09 1988 17:51 | 1 |
|
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396.4214 | slope-intercept --> tangent | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Aug 09 1988 18:05 | 4 |
|
Re "British bug":
-<British bug --> Australian debug>-
|
396.4215 | tangent -> skew | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Aug 09 1988 19:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.4216 | skew --> beef | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Aug 09 1988 19:24 | 1 |
|
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396.4217 | beef -> Wellington | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Aug 09 1988 19:30 | 2 |
|
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396.4218 | beef --> where's the... | TWEED::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Tue Aug 09 1988 19:30 | 4 |
|
from the once popular commercial for Wendy's hamburgers for those
not familiar with American tv.
|
396.4219 | where's the ... -> candle | ESSJAY::PETERS | E Unibus Plurum | Tue Aug 09 1988 19:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.4220 | Where's the ... -> in the BOX | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Tue Aug 09 1988 19:37 | 5 |
|
I DID IT!
I DID IT!
|
396.4221 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Aug 09 1988 19:39 | 5 |
| Wellington -----------+--> Napoleon ---+
| |
Where's the ... ------+--> location ---+--->Waterloo
|
396.4222 | oops! | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Tue Aug 09 1988 19:39 | 7 |
| candle \
\
> hidden skills
/
in the box /
I did it too late, obviously... :-)
|
396.4223 | hidden skills --> skid in hills | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Tue Aug 09 1988 19:40 | 0 |
396.4224 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Aug 09 1988 19:42 | 5 |
| Skid in hills ----+
|
|
Waterloo ---------+--->Playing Fields of Eton
|
396.4225 | Playing fields of Eton -=> Rugby | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Tue Aug 09 1988 23:19 | 6 |
|
If we've quite settled down now .
John J
|
396.4226 | rugby --> football | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Tue Aug 09 1988 23:42 | 0 |
396.4227 | football -> word association :-) | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Aug 10 1988 00:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.4228 | word association -> psychiatry | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Aug 10 1988 00:23 | 0 |
396.4229 | psychiatry -> subconscious | MQOS02::A_COURCHESNE | | Wed Aug 10 1988 00:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.4230 | subconscious -> Forbidden Planet | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Aug 10 1988 00:32 | 1 |
| monsters from the Id...
|
396.4231 | forbidden planet -> plan it right next time | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Aug 10 1988 00:34 | 0 |
396.4232 | plan it right next time --> Get it Right the First Time | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Aug 10 1988 00:48 | 0 |
396.4233 | Get it right the first time --> time out | INK::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 10 1988 01:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.4234 | Get it Right the First Time => Never at Digital | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Once is NEVER enough!! | Wed Aug 10 1988 01:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.4235 | Never at Digital => Analog Devices | CRL::TREESE | Use the Source, Luke | Wed Aug 10 1988 01:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.4236 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Aug 10 1988 01:43 | 2 |
| analogue devices ->
time out -> differnetial equations
|
396.4237 | differential equations -> Oh, no! maths!!!! | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Aug 10 1988 02:03 | 7 |
|
Special thanks for .4231, 4232 ( How do you explain these
to the next cube_person? Especially, when in a torrent of
silence, you are laughing out loud?
jc
|
396.4238 | Oh no! maths!!!!--> math anxiety | TWEED::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Aug 10 1988 02:09 | 6 |
|
In re laughing out loud at your terminal....my neighbors have
*known* I am certifiably crazy for quite some time now!
Bonnie
|
396.4239 | math anxiety --> Form 1040 | INK::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 10 1988 02:13 | 3 |
|
For our friends outside the U.S. -- the Form 1040 is what is filled
out for our income tax.
|
396.4240 | Form 1040 --> Coffee Break Extension Form | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Aug 10 1988 02:32 | 0 |
396.4241 | Coffee Break Extension Form --> Paperless office | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Aug 10 1988 03:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.4242 | Paperless office --> bathroom | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Aug 10 1988 03:33 | 0 |
396.4243 | bathroom => restroom | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Aug 10 1988 05:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.4244 | restroom -> sort more | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Aug 10 1988 07:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.4245 | sort more ---> loose less | DANUBE::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Aug 10 1988 07:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.4246 | lose less => it's in the last place you look | GIDDAY::VISSER | Think before you type! | Wed Aug 10 1988 07:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.4247 | it's in the last place you look --> heaven | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Wed Aug 10 1988 07:30 | 6 |
|
-.1 Of course it's in the last place you look, because then you stop
looking!
|
396.4248 | heaven => hell | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Aug 10 1988 08:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.4249 | hell --> hell's bells | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Aug 10 1988 09:22 | 0 |
396.4250 | hell's bells --> AC/DC | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Aug 10 1988 10:35 | 3 |
|
from the album 'Back in Black'...
|
396.4251 | AC/DC -> undercurrent | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Wed Aug 10 1988 12:22 | 0 |
396.4252 | undercurrent --> overtone | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 10 1988 20:08 | 11 |
|
Re "heaven" and "hell":
As William Buckley, Jr. fponted out, these should be capitalized.
As he put it, "Hell is the name of a place. Like Scarsdale."
How apt. :-D
Re "Hell's bells':
-<Hell's bells --> Hell's Belles>-
|
396.4253 | overtone -> dial tone | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Aug 10 1988 20:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.4254 | dial tone -> choosing speaker | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Wed Aug 10 1988 20:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.4255 | dial tone => bubble war | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Wed Aug 10 1988 20:18 | 5 |
|
Dial is a soap, and Tone is a soap, so why not a bubble war??
|
396.4256 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 10 1988 20:49 | 4 |
| choosing speaker ---+
|
|
bubble war ---------+---->political debates
|
396.4257 | political debates -> UTTERLY BORING!!!!! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Aug 10 1988 21:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.4258 | UTTERLY BORING --> cow drills | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Aug 10 1988 21:03 | 0 |
396.4259 | cow drills -> Texan milk wells? | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Aug 10 1988 21:09 | 3 |
|
Didn't the group the Cow Drills have that hit song 'HAIR'?
|
396.4260 | skake :: skeiks | GAO::DKEATING | Reminiscing about tomorrow | Wed Aug 10 1988 21:29 | 2 |
| Texan milk wells -> Arab milk sheiks
|
396.4261 | Arab milk sheiks -=> by the barrel | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Wed Aug 10 1988 22:11 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4262 | by the barrel => by the book | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Aug 10 1988 22:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.4263 | by the book => wach the movie | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Wed Aug 10 1988 22:28 | 2 |
|
no, that's not a typo.
|
396.4264 | by the book -=> Mr. Saavik | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Wed Aug 10 1988 22:28 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4265 | by the book --> chart | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Aug 10 1988 22:28 | 0 |
396.4266 | | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Wed Aug 10 1988 22:39 | 6 |
|
wach the movie--|
|
Mr. Saavik------|------- plot a new course
|
chart-----------|
|
396.4267 | Plot a new course => Christopher Columbus | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Once is NEVER enough!! | Wed Aug 10 1988 23:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.4268 | Christopher Columbus --> criss-cross | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Aug 10 1988 23:23 | 0 |
396.4269 | criss-cross --> doublecross | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 10 1988 23:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.4270 | doublecross --> two churches | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Wed Aug 10 1988 23:39 | 0 |
396.4271 | two churches --> holy war | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Aug 10 1988 23:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.4272 | holy war -> my god can beat your god! | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Wed Aug 10 1988 23:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.4273 | my god can beat your god! -> Good God! | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu Aug 11 1988 00:43 | 4 |
|
With thanks to James( the master of soul ) Brown...
jc
|
396.4274 | God God --> George Burns | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Aug 11 1988 00:56 | 9 |
|
re "holy war":
-<holy war --> Batman>-
for those who haven't seen it, the 1960s _Batman_ television show
had the Caped Crusader's sidekick, Robin, say things like, "Holy
conundrum, Batman," when the villain, The Riddler, had just left
them with a puzzle ....
|
396.4275 | George Burns -> Robert Browning | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Aug 11 1988 01:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.4276 | Robert Browning --> Robert Burns | TWEED::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Thu Aug 11 1988 01:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.4277 | Robert Burns => Sweet Afton | LOCLE::RATCLIFF | What does "curiosity" mean? | Thu Aug 11 1988 02:11 | 1 |
| ... as in cigarettes.
|
396.4278 | Sweet Afton --> often sweet | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Thu Aug 11 1988 03:04 | 0 |
396.4279 | often sweet --> aftertaste | CRETE::BIELSKI | among the woid noids | Thu Aug 11 1988 03:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.4280 | aftertaste --> twice_ter_taste | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Thu Aug 11 1988 04:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.4281 | twice-ter-taste --> dilute (to taste) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Thu Aug 11 1988 05:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.4282 | dilute (to taste) -->with additives 406,721,699... | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Thu Aug 11 1988 05:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.4283 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Thu Aug 11 1988 07:40 | 1 |
| -< with additives 406,721,699... --> looks like... >-
|
396.4284 | looks like... --> sounds like... | SALEM::AMARTIN | My AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsE | Thu Aug 11 1988 11:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.4285 | sounds like... --> a charade | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Thu Aug 11 1988 22:56 | 0 |
396.4286 | a charade -=> masquerade | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Thu Aug 11 1988 23:04 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4287 | masquerade --> mass queue raid | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Thu Aug 11 1988 23:32 | 0 |
396.4288 | mass queue raid --> system overload | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Aug 11 1988 23:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.4289 | System overload -> Serf under Lord | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Fri Aug 12 1988 00:16 | 0 |
396.4290 | Serf under Lord => surf on the board/Hang ten! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Aug 12 1988 00:28 | 3 |
|
Only 3 days left! We still need 610 more replies. Are we going
to make it?
|
396.4291 | Surf on the board/Hang ten! -> Dewey Decimal system | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Fri Aug 12 1988 00:32 | 0 |
396.4292 | Dewey Decimal System --> Briggsian Logarithmic System | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Aug 12 1988 00:38 | 5 |
|
Re surf on the board/hang ten! :
-<surf on the board/hang ten! --> Smurfs on the board/hang 'em all!>-
|
396.4293 | Briggsian Logarithmic system -> Not Another Math Phrasase | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Fri Aug 12 1988 00:41 | 0 |
396.4294 | not another math phrasase! --> It slices! It dices! | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Aug 12 1988 01:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.4295 | It slices! It dices! --> The Wonderful Wronco Zucchini Pealer | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Aug 12 1988 01:40 | 0 |
396.4296 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Fri Aug 12 1988 02:02 | 5 |
| the wonderful wronco zucchini pealer -> Another Muppet Movie
Sounds like something Gonzo & the Flying Zucchini brothers might
dream up!
|
396.4297 | another Muppet movie --> The Return of Yoda | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Aug 12 1988 02:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.4298 | The return of Yoda --> refunds for cash only | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Aug 12 1988 02:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.4299 | refunds for cash only -> give her credit! | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Aug 12 1988 02:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.4300 | give her credit! -> CHARGE! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Aug 12 1988 02:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.4301 | CHARGE! --> the dim brigade | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Aug 12 1988 02:54 | 2 |
| ...if we weren't working under brownout conditions in Mass., it
would have been "the light brigade"...
|
396.4302 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Fri Aug 12 1988 03:02 | 2 |
| the dim brigade -> strike a light!
|
396.4303 | the dim brigade -> Mensa, no. Densa, yes :-) | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Aug 12 1988 03:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.4304 | Mensa, no. Densa, yes --> exclusive clubs | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Fri Aug 12 1988 04:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.4305 | exclusive clubs => all purpose clubs | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Aug 12 1988 05:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.4306 | all purpose clubs --> A (bigger) hammer | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Fri Aug 12 1988 05:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.4307 | A hammer -> if I had .. | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Fri Aug 12 1988 07:02 | 5 |
| On the suggested use of "holy war -> Batman!": I was
tempted but I had used it in a previous (396.3633) note.
And we can reuse something, can we? ;-)
|
396.4308 | if I had... --> a million dollars | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Fri Aug 12 1988 07:41 | 6 |
|
Well, it would be a bit of a bother if we couldn't re-use words
in the English language, as I see it all the available words would
have been used up sometime around Shakespeare's time. :-)
|
396.4309 | a million dollars => The Six Million Dollar Man | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Aug 12 1988 07:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.4310 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Fri Aug 12 1988 07:55 | 1 |
| -< a million dollars * TAXachussets := .005 cents >-
|
396.4311 | | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Fri Aug 12 1988 08:02 | 2 |
| The Six million dollar man----
.005 cents ------------------|------inflation
|
396.4312 | inflation --> baloon | DANUBE::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Fri Aug 12 1988 08:08 | 5 |
|
hey gang...we left out 'stike a light' a while back...
I accuse you all of reading only the last coupla notes...:-)!!!
|
396.4313 | baloon --> *pop* | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Fri Aug 12 1988 08:20 | 0 |
396.4314 | *pop* --> I forgot what I came in here for. | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Fri Aug 12 1988 08:48 | 0 |
396.4315 | I forgot what I came in here for. >- write it down | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Fri Aug 12 1988 09:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.4316 | write it down => I will, as soon as I learn how to read... | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Aug 12 1988 09:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.4317 | I will, as soon as I learn how to read->dyslexia | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Fri Aug 12 1988 10:15 | 3 |
|
Re -.1, We have a problem here, something is illogical...
|
396.4318 | dyslexia -> tourbels with dearing | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Fri Aug 12 1988 12:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.4319 | (tour)bel(s with d)ear(ing) --> upmarket | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Fri Aug 12 1988 12:47 | 1 |
| Odd I know, but then I have been away for a while...
|
396.4320 | upmarket -> highlight | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Fri Aug 12 1988 14:22 | 4 |
|
Even odder, but since I'm around for quite some time already....
Arie
|
396.4321 | highlight --> Miller (tm) | SALEM::AMARTIN | My AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsE | Fri Aug 12 1988 14:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.4322 | Miller (tm) -> Michelob (tm) | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Fri Aug 12 1988 14:53 | 6 |
|
Only some vague rememberings from a trip to the USA eight years ago.
Just wondering: am I right?
Arie
|
396.4323 | | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Aug 12 1988 17:43 | 3 |
| -< strike a light ----\
+---> Gimme a Light >-
-< Michelob (tm) ----/
|
396.4324 | gimme a light --> I wanted a Bud Light! | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Aug 12 1988 18:17 | 6 |
|
That's another kind of American beer that's been having a silly
ad campaign lately . . .
|
396.4325 | gimme a light --> new lamps for old | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Aug 12 1988 18:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.4326 | new lamps for old -=> one lamp or two | GAOV11::MAXPROG6 | By popular demand , today is off | Fri Aug 12 1988 18:51 | 4 |
|
Or are you swoot enough ?
John J TFIF
|
396.4327 | one lamp or two -> Watt? | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Aug 12 1988 19:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.4328 | Watt? --> how re-Volt-ing | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Aug 12 1988 19:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.4329 | how re-Volt-ing --> power up | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Fri Aug 12 1988 20:07 | 5 |
| I'm sorry,
I couldn't resist...
>M
|
396.4330 | power up -> butter up | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Aug 12 1988 20:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.4331 | butter up -> feathers down | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Aug 12 1988 20:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.4332 | feathers down-->down pillow | TWEED::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Fri Aug 12 1988 20:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.4333 | down pillow --> up on the elephant | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Aug 12 1988 20:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.4334 | up on the elephant --> not proper seconds | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Fri Aug 12 1988 21:47 | 1 |
| From the film Gregory's Girl
|
396.4335 | not proper seconds --> illegal duel | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Aug 12 1988 22:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.4336 | illegal duel -> aliens | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Aug 12 1988 22:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.4337 | aliens --> foreigners | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Aug 12 1988 22:26 | 0 |
396.4338 | foreigners -> forgery | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Aug 12 1988 22:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.4339 | forgery --> wooden nickel | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Aug 12 1988 22:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.4340 | wooden nickel -> nickel and dime | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Aug 12 1988 22:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.4341 | nickel and dime => me to death | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Aug 12 1988 23:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.4342 | me to death --> Live Free or Die | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Fri Aug 12 1988 23:22 | 0 |
396.4343 | Live Free or Die --> Unix | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Fri Aug 12 1988 23:29 | 1 |
| Oh no! I said the U word.
|
396.4344 | Live Free or Die -> or Live on plastic | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Aug 12 1988 23:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.4345 | Unix --> harem keepers | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Aug 12 1988 23:30 | 2 |
|
'nuff said
|
396.4346 | charge/plastic/harem -> chic to sheik | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Sat Aug 13 1988 00:12 | 3 |
| live on plastic ------------------
}}-----chic to sheik
harem keepers---------------------
|
396.4347 | chic to sheik -> between the sheets | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Sat Aug 13 1988 01:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.4348 | between the sheets --> masts | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Aug 13 1988 01:06 | 2 |
|
Nautically, "sheets" are what you control sails with.
|
396.4349 | masts -> avast ye swabbies! | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Sat Aug 13 1988 01:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.4350 | avast ye swabbies! -> hustle your squeegees! | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sat Aug 13 1988 01:49 | 2 |
| When I was a "swabbie" in the Coast Guard, we swabbed down the decks
and then got rid of the excess water with squeegees.
|
396.4351 | Hustle your squeegees => Grab a Mop | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Once is NEVER enough!! | Sat Aug 13 1988 02:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.4352 | Grab a mop -> Decnet | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Sat Aug 13 1988 02:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.4353 | Decnet --> captured beastie | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Sat Aug 13 1988 02:56 | 0 |
396.4354 | Captured beasties => The Zoo | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sat Aug 13 1988 05:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.4355 | the zoo -> gesundheit | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Sat Aug 13 1988 05:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.4356 | gesundheit --> sneeze | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Aug 13 1988 08:00 | 0 |
396.4357 | sneeze --> spread of germs | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Sat Aug 13 1988 08:54 | 0 |
396.4358 | spread of germs --> Cleanrooms | SALEM::AMARTIN | Right Wing Yuppie Puppies. INQUIRE WITHIN | Sat Aug 13 1988 12:30 | 0 |
396.4359 | Cleanrooms --> bedrooms | AYOV29::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Sat Aug 13 1988 14:22 | 11 |
| Well, they are usually, aren't they? 8^}
Re the nautical theme a few back:
Captain : Prepare to repel boarders!
First Mate : But what about the day-boys sir?
Ian.
|
396.4360 | bedrooms -> sleeping time | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Sat Aug 13 1988 22:28 | 6 |
|
Pffff
Narrow escape!
;^)
Arie
|
396.4361 | sleeping time --> alarm clock | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Mon Aug 15 1988 17:36 | 0 |
396.4362 | alarm clock --> hickory dickory dock | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Aug 15 1988 18:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.4363 | hickory dickory dock -->mouse infestation | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Aug 15 1988 19:04 | 4 |
|
or
-<hickory dickory dock --> wooden pier at stud farm>-
|
396.4364 | mouse infestation --> snap! | AITG::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Mon Aug 15 1988 20:07 | 0 |
396.4365 | snap --> crackle | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Mon Aug 15 1988 21:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.4366 | Snap -> Crackle -> I refuse to fall into this trap | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Mon Aug 15 1988 21:06 | 0 |
396.4367 | I refuse to fall into this trap --> better build a better one | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Mon Aug 15 1988 21:08 | 0 |
396.4368 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Mon Aug 15 1988 21:12 | 6 |
| Better build a better one -> I'll have a bit of better butter ....
for the royal slice of bread
Apologies to the author!
|
396.4369 | bit of better butter --> baby goat | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Aug 15 1988 21:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.4370 | baby goat --> oh, you kid! | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Aug 15 1988 21:53 | 10 |
|
In the 1920s and 1930s, there was a saying:
"23 Skiddo. Oh, you kid!"
and
"I love my wife, but oh, you kid."
|
396.4371 | oh, you kid! --> cat's pajamas | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Aug 15 1988 22:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.4372 | cat's pajamas --> feline fashion | AITG::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Mon Aug 15 1988 23:00 | 0 |
396.4373 | feline fashion -> fur coat! | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Mon Aug 15 1988 23:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.4374 | Fur coat! -> Get off my back! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Mon Aug 15 1988 23:25 | 1 |
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|
396.4375 | get off my back -> I knew that upfront | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Mon Aug 15 1988 23:46 | 1 |
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|
396.4376 | I knew that upfront --> until my lobotomy | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Tue Aug 16 1988 00:11 | 0 |
396.4377 | until my lobotomy -> after a bottle in front of me | CRL::TREESE | Win Treese, Cambridge Research Lab | Tue Aug 16 1988 00:26 | 7 |
| This has been going on for over a year now, with an average of
11.9237 contributions per day.
Shocking. Simply shocking.
- Win
|
396.4378 | after a bottle in front of me -> Liquid in me! | AMUSED::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Aug 16 1988 01:07 | 1 |
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396.4379 | liquid in me --> wet floor | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Aug 16 1988 01:16 | 1 |
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396.4380 | wet floor --> swab the deck | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Aug 16 1988 01:18 | 2 |
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396.4381 | swab the deck -->tote that barge | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Aug 16 1988 01:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.4382 | swab the deck -> batten down the hatches | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Aug 16 1988 01:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.4383 | | RAVEN1::MKENNEDY | Eschew sesquipedalianism! | Tue Aug 16 1988 01:29 | 4 |
| batten down the hatches-->\
> Two Years Before the Mast, RHD
tote that barge ------>/
|
396.4384 | two years before the mast -> after the fact | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Aug 16 1988 02:07 | 1 |
|
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396.4385 | after the fact --> accessory | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Aug 16 1988 02:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.4386 | accessory --> necessary | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Tue Aug 16 1988 02:42 | 0 |
396.4387 | necessary --> tub | AYOV29::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Tue Aug 16 1988 02:53 | 1 |
| One of the more amusing euphamisms...
|
396.4388 | tub -> but backwards... (A goat joke :-)) | AMUSED::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Aug 16 1988 03:00 | 1 |
|
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396.4389 | but backwards --> der.. | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Tue Aug 16 1988 05:05 | 4 |
|
Put your finger in your ear and say 'red' backwards...
djw
|
396.4390 | der.. --> and der... | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Tue Aug 16 1988 06:04 | 0 |
396.4391 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Tue Aug 16 1988 08:41 | 3 |
| -< der.. --> and der... --> mud >-
ahhh der... how do you spell dumb???
|
396.4392 | mud --> hippo potarmus (from Flanders & Swan) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Tue Aug 16 1988 12:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.4393 | Hippo potarmus --> hippo paternity | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Aug 16 1988 18:32 | 7 |
|
Re "and der":
-<and der --> And der's son>-
-<And der's son --> Hans Christian>-
-<Hans Christian --> Dynastic conversion>-
|
396.4394 | hippo paternity -> Uganda Love | AMUSED::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Aug 16 1988 18:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.4395 | Uganda Love -> Banana Love | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Aug 16 1988 18:57 | 2 |
| a song by the Bobs, a vocal group who are hilarious
|
396.4396 | Banana Love --> Muskrat Love | AITG::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Tue Aug 16 1988 19:58 | 1 |
| a song by the Captain and Tenille, who are not hilarious
|
396.4397 | muskrat love --> beaver hats | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Aug 16 1988 20:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.4398 | beaver hats --> leave it to beaver | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Aug 16 1988 20:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.4399 | leave it to beaver -> last will and testament | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Aug 16 1988 22:20 | 6 |
| "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night...?"
;-)
-Jody
|
396.4400 | last will and testament -> Corpus Christi | AMUSED::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Aug 16 1988 22:33 | 2 |
|
re -.1 :-), :-), :-)!!!
|
396.4401 | Corpus Christi --> Habeas Christi | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Tue Aug 16 1988 23:19 | 1 |
| Brother of Corpus, perhaps?
|
396.4402 | | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Aug 16 1988 23:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.4403 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Tue Aug 16 1988 23:37 | 3 |
396.4404 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Aug 17 1988 00:16 | 2 |
| No I can't manage a oui j'ai -> Well, I wont let you clean my windows!
|
396.4405 | Well, I wont let you clean my windows! --> Arthur Dent | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Aug 17 1988 00:25 | 0 |
396.4406 | Arthur Dent --> Acci Dent | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Aug 17 1988 00:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.4407 | Acci dent -> DEC a dent | AMUSED::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Aug 17 1988 00:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.4408 | DEC a dent --> VAX crash | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Aug 17 1988 00:45 | 1 |
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396.4409 | VAX crash --> Vash and Vax the Car | RUTLND::SATOW | | Wed Aug 17 1988 01:30 | 1 |
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396.4410 | Vash and Vax the Car --> who vas that vaxed man? | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Aug 17 1988 01:59 | 1 |
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396.4411 | vash and vax the car -> vill ya do da vindows do | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Aug 17 1988 02:00 | 1 |
|
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396.4412 | vill ya do da vindows do --> do be doo be doo | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 17 1988 02:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.4413 | do be doo be doo --> Scooby | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Aug 17 1988 02:48 | 0 |
396.4414 | Scooby -> Yabba-dabba do | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Wed Aug 17 1988 02:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.4415 | Yabba-dabba do --> Some don't | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 17 1988 02:57 | 1 |
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|
396.4416 | Some don't --> chickens | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Aug 17 1988 03:55 | 0 |
396.4417 | chickens --> eggs | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Aug 17 1988 04:01 | 0 |
396.4418 | eggs --> laid | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Aug 17 1988 04:04 | 0 |
396.4419 | laid--> get (:-) ) | TWEED::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Aug 17 1988 07:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.4420 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Aug 17 1988 09:13 | 4 |
| -< laid--> get (:-) ) --> in back seat... >-
because it was fun!
|
396.4421 | in back seat --> of a caddy... | SALEM::AMARTIN | Right Wing Yankee Yuppie Yahoo! | Wed Aug 17 1988 11:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.4422 | | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Wed Aug 17 1988 12:41 | 4 |
| Who was that vaxed man--\
\-------> The Marker of Zorro
/
Of a caddy...-----------/
|
396.4423 | The Marker of Zorro => Zeppo | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Wed Aug 17 1988 17:55 | 1 |
|
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396.4424 | Zeppo -->Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Gummo | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 17 1988 18:03 | 7 |
|
Re "The Marker of Zorro":
-<The Marker of Zorro --> IOU>-
I wonder how many knew that Gummo was a Marx Brother.
He never appeared in a film; but he was "named" along with his brothers.
|
396.4425 | Groucho... -> Oscar | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Aug 17 1988 18:35 | 2 |
| Say the secret woid...
|
396.4426 | Oscar -> Buckminster Fuller | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Aug 17 1988 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.4427 | Buckminster Fuller --> Bucky Bug | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 17 1988 19:46 | 9 |
|
Buckminster Fuller was nicknamed "Bucky." I spoke to him once;
he'd a 128,000 baud rate delivery. He coined the word "extropy"
to talk about the incerse of entropy.
Bucky Bug is a Walt Disney character, who was found in a feature
in _Walt Disney Comics and Stories_ about a place where insects
lived; his best froend was a trampish-looking bug named "Bo"
(apparently short for "Hobo"). The characters spoke in rhyme.
|
396.4428 | Bucky Bug --> Bugs Bunny | AITG::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Wed Aug 17 1988 22:20 | 0 |
396.4429 | Bugs Bunny --> What's up, Doc? | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Aug 17 1988 22:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.4430 | What's up, Doc? --> nose | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Wed Aug 17 1988 23:08 | 1 |
| Apologies in advance to those with large hooters
|
396.4431 | nose -> The Shadow | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Wed Aug 17 1988 23:10 | 1 |
| To continue in the entertainment vein...
|
396.4432 | the Shadow -> Max Von Sydow (sp?) | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Aug 17 1988 23:23 | 2 |
| who was known to play many a "shady" character
|
396.4433 | Max Von Sydow --> the Blue Max | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Aug 18 1988 01:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.4434 | the Blue Max --> Thunderdome | AITG::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Thu Aug 18 1988 01:52 | 1 |
| Blue Max --> Mad Max -->
|
396.4435 | Thunderdome -->thundermug | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Aug 18 1988 02:12 | 15 |
|
Re "the Shadow":
The correct title is The Shadow. At least that's how it was used
in all the books and magazine stories.
"The Shadow is in reality Lamont Cranston, wealthy young man about
town, who learned years ago in the Orient the hypnotic power to cloud
men's minds so they cannot see him. Only his friend and companion,
the lovely Margot Lane, knows to whom the voice of the invisible
Shadow belongs."
Ahh .... memories!
|
396.4436 | Thundermug -> Storm in a teacup | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Thu Aug 18 1988 02:15 | 0 |
396.4437 | Storm in a teacup -> The Tempest | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Aug 18 1988 02:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.4438 | The Tempest --> Ariel | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Aug 18 1988 02:32 | 0 |
396.4439 | tempest -> secure | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Thu Aug 18 1988 02:33 | 1 |
| Tempest being the Fed gummint's way of defining secure computers...
|
396.4440 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Aug 18 1988 02:54 | 6 |
| Ariel --------------+
|
|
|
secure -------------+---->guy wires
|
396.4441 | Guy wires => Girl wires | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Aug 18 1988 05:30 | 1 |
|
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396.4442 | guy wires --> A Song for Guy | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Thu Aug 18 1988 05:34 | 1 |
|
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396.4443 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Thu Aug 18 1988 07:36 | 4 |
| -< A Song for Guy --> Midnite Maniac >-
from Krokus 'The Blitz'... a real mans song :-)
|
396.4444 | | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Thu Aug 18 1988 12:25 | 9 |
|
girl wires---------\
\
Midnite Maniac--------> man caught
A forgotten association three replies ago...
And it works fine right now, isn't it? ;^)
Arie
|
396.4445 | man caught --> woman released | SALEM::AMARTIN | Right Wing Yankee Yuppie Yahoo! | Thu Aug 18 1988 14:16 | 1 |
|
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396.4446 | woman released -> looking for release notes | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Thu Aug 18 1988 16:24 | 1 |
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396.4447 | looking for release notes --> thick soft wallpaper | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Thu Aug 18 1988 18:08 | 1 |
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396.4448 | thick soft wallpaper --> padded cell | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Aug 18 1988 18:29 | 1 |
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396.4449 | padded cell => straitjacket | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Thu Aug 18 1988 19:29 | 1 |
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396.4450 | straitjacket --> crooked tie | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Thu Aug 18 1988 19:38 | 0 |
396.4451 | crooked tie -> crooked deal | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Aug 18 1988 19:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.4452 | crooked deal -> Trump-la-la... | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu Aug 18 1988 19:47 | 1 |
|
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396.4453 | Trump-la-la ---> Captain Duke | RUTLND::SATOW | | Thu Aug 18 1988 20:16 | 1 |
| Been following `Doonesbury' lately?
|
396.4454 | Captiain Duke => King Duke | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Thu Aug 18 1988 20:24 | 2 |
|
As in Mike (the King) Dukasis
|
396.4455 | King Duke --> duking | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Aug 18 1988 20:49 | 1 |
| fighting it out . . .
|
396.4456 | duking --> ducking stool | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Aug 18 1988 21:11 | 6 |
|
During the witch hysteria, one means of testing people of being
Satanic witches was to tie them to a stool on the end of a lever
that could be lowered into a convenient body of water. The operational
theory was that a witch would _not_ drown. A lot of innocent people
were able to prove they were not witches, but the hard way. :-(
|
396.4457 | ducking stool --> 'She turned me into a newt!' | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Thu Aug 18 1988 21:39 | 0 |
396.4458 | She turned me into a newt!->We were only playing leapfrog | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Thu Aug 18 1988 22:16 | 0 |
396.4459 | ...leapfrog -> never play leapfrog with a unicorn | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Aug 18 1988 22:35 | 1 |
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396.4460 | never play...unicorn --> eunuch | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Aug 18 1988 23:59 | 1 |
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396.4461 | eunuch --> I say "Who's there?" | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Fri Aug 19 1988 00:22 | 0 |
396.4462 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Fri Aug 19 1988 00:57 | 4 |
| -< I say "Who's there?" --> Land Shark >-
remember Bill Murray on Saturday Night Live...
|
396.4463 | land shark ---> loan shark | RUTLND::SATOW | | Fri Aug 19 1988 01:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.4464 | Loan shark -> The Lone Arranger | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Fri Aug 19 1988 01:27 | 0 |
396.4465 | The Loan Arranger --> I owe silver | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Aug 19 1988 01:34 | 1 |
|
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396.4466 | I owe silver --> I/O on magnesium oxide | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Aug 19 1988 02:28 | 1 |
|
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396.4467 | i/o on Magnesium Oxide ---> Watergate | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Fri Aug 19 1988 05:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.4468 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Fri Aug 19 1988 07:00 | 1 |
| -< Watergate --> Dam that president >-
|
396.4469 | dam that president---> Hoover dam | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Fri Aug 19 1988 09:10 | 1 |
|
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396.4470 | Hoover dam-->damn clean dam | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Fri Aug 19 1988 09:46 | 3 |
|
(Sort of English joke)
|
396.4471 | damn clean dam => spit and polish | ERBERT::VISSER | Another day, another devalued dollar | Fri Aug 19 1988 12:15 | 3 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.4472 | spit and polish -> drink and german | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Fri Aug 19 1988 12:36 | 6 |
|
maybe more such classics?
Arie
|
396.4473 | drink and german --> eat and french | SALEM::AMARTIN | Right Wing Yankee Yuppie Yahoo! | Fri Aug 19 1988 12:49 | 1 |
|
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396.4474 | eat and french -> kiss and tell | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Aug 19 1988 19:16 | 4 |
| re: back a few
"behind every water-gate is a Millhouse" (Nixon's middle name)
|
396.4475 | | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Fri Aug 19 1988 19:45 | 0 |
396.4476 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Fri Aug 19 1988 21:43 | 0 |
396.4477 | Kindergarten show and tell --> Frog in my pocket | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Aug 19 1988 21:54 | 1 |
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396.4478 | Frog in my pocket -> String in my pocket | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Fri Aug 19 1988 22:15 | 0 |
396.4479 | String in my pocket -> Mark Twain | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Fri Aug 19 1988 23:27 | 1 |
|
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396.4480 | Mark Twain -> Mach Two | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Aug 19 1988 23:44 | 1 |
|
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396.4481 | Mach Two --> two drachmas | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Aug 19 1988 23:51 | 1 |
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396.4482 | two drachmas --> Greeks bearing tips | RICKS::SATOW | | Sat Aug 20 1988 00:05 | 1 |
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396.4483 | Greeks bearing tips => Censored? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sat Aug 20 1988 03:13 | 1 |
|
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396.4484 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Sat Aug 20 1988 06:01 | 1 |
| -< Censored? --> Rated X >-
|
396.4485 | Rated X --> for xylophone | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Aug 20 1988 07:40 | 0 |
396.4486 | for xylophone --> for glochenspheil (sp) | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Sat Aug 20 1988 08:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.4487 | for glockenspiel -> fuer Elise | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Sat Aug 20 1988 20:09 | 1 |
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396.4488 | Fuer Elise->da da, da da, da da, da da dum.... | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Sat Aug 20 1988 22:16 | 6 |
|
the opening notes of fuer Elise, which I memorized on the paino
many years ago.
Bonnie
|
396.4489 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Sat Aug 20 1988 23:14 | 1 |
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396.4490 | mama, mama, mama.... -> get me a gun! | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Sun Aug 21 1988 02:31 | 6 |
|
...and if somebody can help me which song it is, please do! I forgot!
Arie
|
396.4491 | get me a gun! --> Annie get your gun | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Sun Aug 21 1988 04:05 | 1 |
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396.4492 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Mon Aug 22 1988 03:43 | 1 |
| -< Annie get your gun --> cat got your tounge >-
|
396.4493 | cat got your tounge [sic] ---> Overeaten | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Mon Aug 22 1988 05:30 | 1 |
|
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396.4494 | Overeaten => overbite | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Aug 22 1988 05:46 | 1 |
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396.4495 | overbite -> longword | AMUSED::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Aug 22 1988 08:01 | 1 |
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396.4496 | longword-->Longfellow | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Mon Aug 22 1988 08:59 | 1 |
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396.4497 | Longfellow --> longboat | CSC32::S_LEDOUX | Evolution here I come! | Mon Aug 22 1988 09:34 | 0 |
396.4498 | longboat => longstring | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Aug 22 1988 10:49 | 1 |
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396.4499 | longstring -> long topic | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Mon Aug 22 1988 12:39 | 5 |
|
C'mon; who's gonna choose an original word for reply 4500? ;^)
Arie
|
396.4500 | long topic -> Word-association football | ESSJAY::PETERS | Steve Peters, @VBO x5470 | Mon Aug 22 1988 12:56 | 0 |
396.4501 | Word-association football --> league | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Mon Aug 22 1988 15:27 | 1 |
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|
396.4502 | league ==> 20,000 replies under the sea | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Mon Aug 22 1988 17:32 | 0 |
396.4503 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Aug 22 1988 18:32 | 4 |
| 20,000 replies under the sea --> 20,000 notes under the C --> bass
`Bass' can be pronounced either way
|
396.4504 | C - Bass -> Count Basie | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Aug 22 1988 19:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.4505 | Count Basie --> 10, normally | AYOV27::ISMITH | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Mon Aug 22 1988 20:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.4506 | 10, normally -> usually dismal | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Mon Aug 22 1988 21:06 | 0 |
396.4507 | usually dismal -> hope follows... | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Aug 22 1988 21:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.4508 | hope follows... Bob | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Aug 22 1988 22:50 | 0 |
396.4509 | Bob --> Apples | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Aug 22 1988 23:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.4510 | Apples --> Oranges | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Aug 22 1988 23:27 | 8 |
|
Re "10, normally":
-<10, normally --> young Bo Derek>-
on that:
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, ... --> Bo Derek getting older
|
396.4511 | Oranges --> box! | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Mon Aug 22 1988 23:47 | 9 |
| When I was younger, my parents would get a box of oranges once a
year.
Re "Bob":
-< Bob --> bit >-
for one of our contributors.
>M
|
396.4512 | box !-> Keep your guard up! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Tue Aug 23 1988 00:01 | 0 |
396.4513 | Keep your guard up! -> regardez! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Aug 23 1988 00:10 | 6 |
| Bob -> bit.....thanks - I feel I've been immortalized!
for oranges I'd have put the only thing I've ever heard that remotely
rhymes with them: door-hinges
-Jody
|
396.4514 | regardez -> rain for a day | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Aug 23 1988 00:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.4515 | rain for a day -->no ark | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Aug 23 1988 01:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.4516 | no ark --> what a zoo! | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Tue Aug 23 1988 01:48 | 0 |
396.4517 | what a zoo! --> lions and tigers and bears | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Aug 23 1988 03:10 | 1 |
| (again :-)
|
396.4518 | lions and tigers and bears => Oh my! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Aug 23 1988 04:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.4519 | Oh my! ---> Oh Dear.. | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Tue Aug 23 1988 05:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.4520 | Oh Dear --> What can the matter be? | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Tue Aug 23 1988 06:25 | 5 |
|
"Oh Dear,
Watt can the matter be
When it's
Converted to energy?"
|
396.4521 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Tue Aug 23 1988 10:28 | 1 |
| -< What can the matter be? --> It doesn't matter to me >-
|
396.4522 | it doesn't matter to me -> please start mattering. stupid it! | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Tue Aug 23 1988 12:44 | 5 |
|
The verb "to matter" has always intrigued me...
Arie
|
396.4523 | please start mattering -> stop making sense | BISTRO::WATSON | the disk has shrunk again | Tue Aug 23 1988 17:16 | 0 |
396.4524 | stop making sense --> the big suit | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Tue Aug 23 1988 17:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.4525 | the big suit => Omar the Tent Maker | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Tue Aug 23 1988 17:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.4526 | Omar the Tent Maker -> Under the big Top | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Aug 23 1988 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.4527 | under the big top --> under the boardwalks | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Aug 23 1988 19:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.4528 | under the boardwalks => down by the sea... | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Tue Aug 23 1988 19:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.4529 | down by the sea ... -=> feathers on the beach | UNTADI::ODIJP | Just when you thought it was safe ... | Tue Aug 23 1988 19:43 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4530 | feathers on the beach -> tar in the ocean | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Tue Aug 23 1988 20:12 | 0 |
396.4531 | tar in the ocean -> Yar and the Tar | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Aug 23 1988 20:16 | 2 |
| Well, that's what it looked like, isn't it? (from Star Trek, TNG)
|
396.4532 | Yar and the Tar --> Jabba the Hut | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Aug 23 1988 21:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.4533 | Jabba the Hut -> Knock the shed down | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Tue Aug 23 1988 21:25 | 0 |
396.4534 | Knock the shed down -> Blow-Out-House | GAO::DKEATING | Reminiscing about tomorrow | Tue Aug 23 1988 21:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.4535 | Blow-out-house -=> Dynamite the khazi | UNTADI::ODIJP | Just when you thought it was safe ... | Tue Aug 23 1988 21:48 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.4536 | dynamite the khazi --> eliminate the kudzu | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Aug 23 1988 23:08 | 4 |
|
Re "blow-out-house":
-<blow-out-house --> ventilate the privy>-
|
396.4537 | eliminate the kudzu --> thy Will B. Dunn | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Tue Aug 23 1988 23:44 | 0 |
396.4538 | thy Will B. Dunn -> Lake Wo-be-gone | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Aug 24 1988 00:18 | 1 |
| from the PBS radio series
|
396.4539 | Lake Wo-be-gone-->Lake Webster | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Aug 24 1988 00:25 | 3 |
|
also known as lake
charbogagogmanchogagogcharbunagungamog
|
396.4540 | Lake Webster --> Castle Lake | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 24 1988 00:55 | 8 |
|
The locale in Stephen King's "The Raft."
or:
-<Lake Webster --> Veronica Lake>-
... for old movie buffs.
|
396.4541 | Castle Lake -> Castle Grayskull | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Aug 24 1988 01:42 | 2 |
| home of Mr. Macho himself --- HE-MAN!
|
396.4542 | Castle Lake -> Rook Pond | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Aug 24 1988 01:43 | 0 |
396.4543 | Castle Lake --> Castle Grey Skull | UPOVAX::GREER | | Wed Aug 24 1988 01:45 | 4 |
|
For those of the immature saturday morning cartoon crowd!
|
396.4544 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 24 1988 01:51 | 6 |
| Castle Greyskull =---------+
|
Rook Pond -----------------+---------> water reflection
|
|
Castle Grey Skull ---------+
|
396.4545 | Water reflection -> There once was an ugly duckling ..... | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Aug 24 1988 01:54 | 0 |
396.4546 | ugly duckling---> swan | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Aug 24 1988 02:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.4547 | swan --> trumpet | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Aug 24 1988 02:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.4548 | trumpet --> herald | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 24 1988 02:37 | 6 |
|
re "Swan":
-<swan --> I >-
As in the expression, "I swan!"
|
396.4549 | herald --> hark | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Aug 24 1988 02:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.4550 | hark --> Noah | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Aug 24 1988 03:11 | 0 |
396.4551 | Noah --> Forgot the Unicorn | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Wed Aug 24 1988 05:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.4552 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Wed Aug 24 1988 06:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.4553 | Pegasus's brother---> on wings of song | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Aug 24 1988 07:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.4554 | on wings of song -> the songs of Wings | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Home, on a global trip | Wed Aug 24 1988 13:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.4555 | the songs of Wings -=> Mulled of Candour | UNTADI::ODIJP | Just when you thought it was safe ... | Wed Aug 24 1988 13:11 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4556 | on wings of song--->a flight of fancy | RAINBO::LARUE | All you have to do is just...... | Wed Aug 24 1988 17:31 | 2 |
|
|
396.4557 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Wed Aug 24 1988 18:25 | 7 |
|
Mulled of Candour------
\
----------the truth of a lie
/
a flight of fancy------
|
396.4558 | truth of a lie --> evaluating golf shot | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 24 1988 18:43 | 6 |
|
re "hark":
-<hark --> Little Orphan Annie>-
... Annie used to say that all the time, rather thal "listen."
|
396.4559 | evaluating golf shot --> Volkswagen Golf shot | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Aug 24 1988 19:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.4560 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Aug 24 1988 19:40 | 1 |
| -< Volkswagen Golf shot --> hits Break My Window (BMW) >-
|
396.4561 | Break My Window (BMW) --> Break My Stride | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Aug 24 1988 20:52 | 13 |
| A song from a few years back, about a career-oriented aspriring
yuppie
who didn't have time for love:
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride,
Ain't nothin' gonna slow me down,
oh no,
I've got to keep on movin'
.
.
.
|
396.4562 | Hits Break My Window -> A truly shattering experience | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Aug 24 1988 20:53 | 0 |
396.4563 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Aug 24 1988 21:10 | 5 |
| Truly shattering experience -----
|
|------ Compound leg fracture
|
Break my stride------------------
|
396.4564 | Compound leg fracture --> Chemical arms dump | AYOV29::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Wed Aug 24 1988 21:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.4565 | Chemical arms dump => Love Canal | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Aug 24 1988 21:53 | 1 |
| old chem dumping ground around Buffalo, NY
|
396.4566 | Love Canal -> Tasty Drinking Water | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Wed Aug 24 1988 22:06 | 0 |
396.4567 | Tasty Drinking Water --> You call this coffee? | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Aug 24 1988 22:40 | 0 |
396.4568 | You call this coffee? -- It's Mountain Grown! | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Thu Aug 25 1988 00:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.4569 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Aug 25 1988 00:06 | 27 |
| You call this coffee ----------+
|
|
|
In the rough ------------------+---------> chickory
Re chickory:
There's a story about Kaiser Wilhem that once he visited an inn
in Bavaria. When the waiter came, he asked whether there was any
chickory in the restaurant.
The waiter said there was.
"Bring me a bowl of it."
Puzzled, the waiter complied.
Kaiser Wilhem asked if there was more chickory. When he was told
there was, he asked for another bowl.
This kept up until the Kaiser was surrounded by bowls of chickory.
When he asked for another, the waiter told him he had the entire
stock.
"Fine," said the Kaiser. "Now make me a cup of coffee."
|
396.4570 | chickory -> dickory dock | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu Aug 25 1988 00:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.4571 | chicory -> dickory dock -> clockwork mouse | KAOFS::S_BROOK | A 12 bit Archaeologist | Thu Aug 25 1988 00:36 | 0 |
396.4572 | clockwork mouse -> clockwork orange | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Aug 25 1988 00:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.4573 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Aug 25 1988 00:56 | 7 |
| clockwork orange ----------+
|
|
|
It's mountain grown -------+------------> mechanized altocitrus
"altocitrus" -- a good way to get high on Vitamin C
|
396.4574 | Altocitrus -> Oranges and Lemos said the Bells of St Clemens | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Aug 25 1988 01:03 | 0 |
396.4575 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Aug 25 1988 01:05 | 4 |
| re .-1 make that Oranges and Lemons .....
^
One day I'll learn how to type
|
396.4576 | 1984+4 | RICKS::SATOW | | Thu Aug 25 1988 01:15 | 4 |
| Oranges and Lemons said the Bells of St Clemens -->
You owe me six farthings say the Bells of St. Martins
|
396.4577 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Aug 25 1988 01:43 | 5 |
| You owe me ... -> When will you pay me asked the Bells of Old Bailey
Just to carry on this rhyme .....
and reveal some of my origins ....
|
396.4578 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Aug 25 1988 01:54 | 14 |
| When will you pay me asked the bells of Old Bailey --+
|
+---------------------------------------+
|
+--------------> belles of Old Bailey
Please: let's keep the title to just a few words.
Otherwise:
Room 101
|
396.4579 | belles of Old Bailey -> Not in the criminal courts | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Aug 25 1988 02:01 | 0 |
396.4580 | Not in the criminal courts -> the hollowed halls of justice | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Aug 25 1988 02:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.4581 | hollowed halls --> hallowed holes | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Aug 25 1988 03:29 | 0 |
396.4582 | hallowed holes --> pontificate | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Aug 25 1988 03:57 | 3 |
|
applicable as noun or verb...
|
396.4583 | pontificate --> Papal Bull | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Thu Aug 25 1988 06:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.4584 | Papal Bull ----> Momma Cow | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Thu Aug 25 1988 08:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.4585 | Momma Cow -=> Baby Bear | UNTADI::ODIJP | Just when you thought it was safe ... | Thu Aug 25 1988 13:11 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.4586 | Baby Bear => porridge | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Thu Aug 25 1988 17:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.4587 | porridge --> stir | GIDDAY::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Thu Aug 25 1988 18:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.4588 | stir --> slammer | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Aug 25 1988 18:28 | 4 |
|
Re "Papal Bull":
-<Papal Bull --> Toro! Toro! Toro!>-
|
396.4589 | slammer -> BOXed in | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Aug 25 1988 18:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.4590 | boxed in --> Christmas present | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Thu Aug 25 1988 19:53 | 0 |
396.4591 | Christmas present -> Do not open until December 25th | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Thu Aug 25 1988 20:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.4592 | Do not open until December 25th -=> The Bible | UNTADI::ODIJP | Just when you thought it was safe ... | Thu Aug 25 1988 21:06 | 4 |
|
For annual church-goers
John J
|
396.4593 | The Bible -> In the beginning | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Aug 26 1988 01:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.4594 | In the beginning --> Once upon a time | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Aug 26 1988 01:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.4595 | Once upon a time --> in a galaxy far, far away ... | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Aug 26 1988 01:57 | 4 |
|
Re "Christmas Present":
-<Christmas Present --> New Years' to come>-
|
396.4596 | in a galaxy far, far away... --> ...and long ago | SWSNOD::SALLOWAY | | Fri Aug 26 1988 02:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.4597 | ...and long ago -> ... The End | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Aug 26 1988 03:02 | 0 |
396.4598 | The End --> A new beginning ... | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Aug 26 1988 03:03 | 2 |
|
... is someone trying to discourage this note? :-D
|
396.4599 | A new beginning ... -> Box! | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Aug 26 1988 03:17 | 0 |
396.4600 | Box! => shoe | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Aug 26 1988 03:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.4601 | shoe --> fly | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Fri Aug 26 1988 04:14 | 0 |
396.4602 | fly --> Zippadee- doo-dah! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Fri Aug 26 1988 05:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.4603 | Zippadee- doo-dah! >- I have buttons | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Fri Aug 26 1988 06:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.4604 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Fri Aug 26 1988 06:35 | 2 |
| -< I have buttons --> button your lip... >-
|
396.4605 | button your lip... ----> FASTEN YOUR MOUTH!!! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Fri Aug 26 1988 07:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.4606 | FASTEN YOUR MOUTH!!! >- motor mouth | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Fri Aug 26 1988 07:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.4607 | Motor mouth => 250 horse power lips? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Aug 26 1988 14:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.4608 | 250 horse power lips -=> blow me ! | UNTADI::ODIJP | Just when you thought it was safe ... | Fri Aug 26 1988 15:34 | 4 |
|
Is that too rude ?
John J
|
396.4609 | Blow me! --> Puff the Magic Dragon | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Fri Aug 26 1988 16:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.4610 | Puff the Magic Dragon -=> Jackie Paper | UNTADI::ODIJP | Just when you thought it was safe ... | Fri Aug 26 1988 17:02 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4611 | Jackie Paper --> photo love story | AYOV29::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Fri Aug 26 1988 17:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.4612 | photo love story --> the big Slivered Screen | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Aug 26 1988 19:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.4613 | the big Slivered Screen-->little slivered almonds | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Fri Aug 26 1988 20:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.4614 | little slivered almonds ->Peter Paul Almod Joy | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Aug 26 1988 21:21 | 7 |
| re .4598 No I wasnt trying to discourage this note ... Just that
now and then to have a little fun with my kids when they ask me
to tell them a story, I set them all up and start
Once upon a time, and they all lived happily after ever. The End.
Do they get wound up by that!
|
396.4615 | Peter Paul Almod Joy -=> Bob & Carol , Ted & Alice | UNTADI::ODIJP | Just when you thought it was safe ... | Fri Aug 26 1988 22:01 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.4616 | Bob & Carol, Ted & Alice -> Four Play | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Aug 26 1988 22:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.4617 | Four Play -> Monopoly | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Aug 26 1988 22:24 | 1 |
396.4618 | Four Play --> Watch your driving! | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Fri Aug 26 1988 22:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.4619 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Aug 26 1988 23:19 | 5 |
| Monopoly----------------+
|
+------Go to Jail
|
Watch your driving------+
|
396.4620 | go to jail -> come up with bail | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Aug 26 1988 23:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.4621 | come up with bail -> down the river | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Sat Aug 27 1988 02:45 | 2 |
|
|
396.4622 | down the river --> without a paddle | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Sat Aug 27 1988 06:08 | 0 |
396.4623 | without a paddle-->without a prayer | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Sat Aug 27 1988 07:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.4624 | without a prayer => no hope | GIDDAY::VISSER | Another day, another devalued dollar | Sat Aug 27 1988 11:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.4625 | no hope => Armageddon | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sun Aug 28 1988 03:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.4626 | Armageddon --> mushroom | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Aug 28 1988 04:06 | 0 |
396.4627 | mushroom--->cream of (soup) | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Sun Aug 28 1988 04:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.4628 | cream of -> the crop (fooled you) | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Sun Aug 28 1988 10:54 | 2 |
| oh boy, this is getting risque....
|
396.4629 | the crop --> death by drought | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Mon Aug 29 1988 01:22 | 1 |
| What's risque about crops? :-)
|
396.4630 | death by drought ---> death by water | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Mon Aug 29 1988 05:56 | 10 |
|
as in the tarot cards
well, I think that Jodi was actually responding to my answer,
if you want an off the cuff supposition...
and Jodi... since you've been in this silly string of notes longer
than I have I'm sure you've noticed slightly risque comments before.
|
396.4631 | Death by water => Murder By Death | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Aug 29 1988 06:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.4632 | Murder By Death --> done to death | GIDDAY::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Mon Aug 29 1988 08:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.4633 | done to death ----> done to a turn | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Mon Aug 29 1988 08:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.4634 | done to a turn --> turn over ,this side's done | GIDDAY::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Mon Aug 29 1988 08:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.4635 | turn over, this side's done => sunburnt | ERBERT::VISSER | Another day, another devalued dollar | Mon Aug 29 1988 12:05 | 2 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.4636 | sunburnt --> aloe gel | AYOV29::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Mon Aug 29 1988 12:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.4637 | Aloe gel => plant blood | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Aug 29 1988 12:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.4638 | plant blood -=> Sap | UNTADI::ODIJP | Just when you thought it was safe ... | Mon Aug 29 1988 13:00 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4639 | Sap => Chump | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Aug 29 1988 15:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.4640 | Chump => Chimp | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Mon Aug 29 1988 17:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.4641 | Chimp --> Ronald Reagan | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Mon Aug 29 1988 20:36 | 1 |
| --> Bonzo -->
|
396.4642 | Ronald Reagan -> No politics here! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Aug 29 1988 20:42 | 0 |
396.4643 | No politics here! -=> Sport ? | UNTADI::ODIJP | Just when you thought it was safe ... | Mon Aug 29 1988 21:15 | 4 |
|
It's a sort of joke .
John J
|
396.4644 | Sport ? -> Give religion a try ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Aug 29 1988 21:31 | 3 |
|
Let's take this joke and run with it (blech I can't believe I just
wrote that!)
|
396.4645 | Give religion a try! -=> Religion 4 points ... | UNTADI::ODIJP | Just when you thought it was safe ... | Mon Aug 29 1988 22:02 | 5 |
|
....... without the conversion
John J
|
396.4646 | Religion 4 Points ... => Pat, Jessie, Jim, Ted | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Mon Aug 29 1988 23:10 | 3 |
|
Sorry!! Couldn't resist.....
|
396.4647 | Pat, Jessie, Jim, Ted -> Sleepy, Doc and Grumpy | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Mon Aug 29 1988 23:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.4648 | Sleepy, Doc and Grumpy --> short people | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Tue Aug 30 1988 01:21 | 0 |
396.4649 | short people -> tall anger | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Aug 30 1988 01:48 | 0 |
396.4650 | tall anger ---> short fuse | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Tue Aug 30 1988 02:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.4651 | tall anger -> gal antler | CAMONE::MAZUR | | Tue Aug 30 1988 02:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.4652 | Gal antler => The Royal Order of Waterbuffulo | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Aug 30 1988 02:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.4653 | The Royal Order of Waterbuffalo => The Grand Pooba | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Aug 30 1988 02:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.4654 | The Grand Pooba --> K.O. | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Aug 30 1988 03:38 | 0 |
396.4655 | K.O. => The Kipper Kids | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Aug 30 1988 05:54 | 3 |
|
From the Cinemax comedy experiment....
|
396.4656 | The Kipper Kids --> fishy offspring | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Tue Aug 30 1988 09:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.4657 | fishy offspring => Boom-boom, ditum datum watum chew (sp?) | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Aug 30 1988 10:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.4658 | Boom-boom,ditum datum watum chew -=> Eurovision song | UNTADI::ODIJP | Just when you thought it was safe ... | Tue Aug 30 1988 13:07 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4659 | Eurovision song -> Contest | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Aug 30 1988 20:25 | 0 |
396.4660 | Contest => crook examination | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Tue Aug 30 1988 20:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.4661 | Contest -> Lie Detector | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Aug 30 1988 20:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.4662 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Aug 30 1988 21:23 | 5 |
| short fuze ----------------------+
|
|
|
Lie Detector --------------------+--------->I am not a crook!
|
396.4663 | I am not a crook --> Unbending | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Aug 30 1988 21:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.4664 | Unbending -> Uri Geller | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Tue Aug 30 1988 21:41 | 2 |
| For "I am not a crook", the modern version is supplied by
Jessica Hahn who said "I am not a bimbo"....
|
396.4665 | Uri Geller --> The Amazing Randi | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Aug 30 1988 21:43 | 4 |
|
James "The Amazing" Randi was the person who has written the most
articles and books debunking Uri Geller. Randi's an escape artist,
by the way, and his real last name's not Randi.
|
396.4666 | The Amazing Randi -=> Crawford | UNTADI::ODIJP | Or is this a canoe in my pocket ? | Tue Aug 30 1988 22:18 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4667 | Crawford ---> Crawdad | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Tue Aug 30 1988 22:59 | 5 |
|
for amazing Randi ----> Andy (as in the English prince)
(and yes, Jodi, I know!)
|
396.4668 | crawdad --> craw | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Aug 30 1988 23:25 | 7 |
|
Is a crawdad the father of a craw?
Or is it a doodad found in a craw?
Nor is "craw" a zygodactylic appendage as pronounced by by a person
with an accent.
|
396.4669 | craw -> stick | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Aug 31 1988 00:07 | 3 |
| I remember once hearing someone say "That really sticks in my craw",
meaning that really bothered them a lot.
|
396.4670 | stick => and stones | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Wed Aug 31 1988 01:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.4671 | stick -> and stones -> may break my crayfish | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Aug 31 1988 01:51 | 0 |
396.4672 | may break my crayfish --> no you don't! | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 31 1988 02:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.4673 | no you don't! => YES I DO!! | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Wed Aug 31 1988 02:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.4674 | YES I DO!! ----> Oh, be QUIET! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Aug 31 1988 02:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.4675 | Oh, be QUIET! => I AM NOT SHOUTING, OK, SO I AM SHOUTING!!! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Aug 31 1988 02:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.4676 | I AM NOT SHOUTING, OK, SO I AM SHOUTING!!! -> ____________ | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Aug 31 1988 02:46 | 1 |
| Silence is golden
|
396.4677 | ____________ --> all mine | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Aug 31 1988 02:54 | 2 |
|
let's dig it as a group
|
396.4678 | all mine --> diamond mine | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 31 1988 02:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.4679 | diamond mine --> baseball diamond | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Aug 31 1988 03:42 | 0 |
396.4680 | Baseball diamond => The Hope Diamond | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Aug 31 1988 04:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.4681 | The Hopr Diamond ---> The ship of Hope | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Aug 31 1988 07:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.4682 | The ship of Hope --> Bob's Boat | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Wed Aug 31 1988 08:43 | 0 |
396.4683 | Bob's boat => Bob's Big Boy Restaurants | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Aug 31 1988 13:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.4684 | Bob's Big Boy Restaurants -=> Obesity grows on you | UNTADI::ODIJP | Or is this a canoe in my pocket ? | Wed Aug 31 1988 14:27 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4685 | Obesity grows on you --> take it off! | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Aug 31 1988 18:14 | 6 |
|
re "Ship of Hope":
-<Ship of Hope --> Cape of Good Hope>-
Nautical, but nice ...
|
396.4686 | take it off! ---> Take it *all* off! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Aug 31 1988 18:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.4687 | Take it *all* off => show off!!! | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Wed Aug 31 1988 18:40 | 10 |
|
|
396.4688 | show off!!! ->> Best of Show | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Aug 31 1988 18:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.4689 | Best of Show -> Oh, No, Not another "Best of Show"! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Aug 31 1988 19:31 | 0 |
396.4690 | Oh, No, Not another "Best of Show" => What goes around comes around | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Wed Aug 31 1988 20:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.4691 | what goes around , comes around -=> your round , mines a pint | UNTADI::ODIJP | Or is this a canoe in my pocket ? | Wed Aug 31 1988 21:42 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.4692 | your round, mines a pint -> year round, mines a hole in the ground | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Aug 31 1988 21:44 | 0 |
396.4693 | year round, mines a hole in the ground --> grave | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Aug 31 1988 21:51 | 0 |
396.4694 | grave-->injustice | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Aug 31 1988 22:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.4695 | injustice -> what else would you be frozen in ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Aug 31 1988 22:22 | 0 |
396.4696 | what else would you be frozen in -> popsicle (tm) | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Aug 31 1988 23:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.4697 | popsicle --> Mom's cycle | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Aug 31 1988 23:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.4698 | Mom's Cycle -> Dreaded PMS | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 01 1988 00:02 | 0 |
396.4699 | Dreaded PMS -> Lunatic | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Sep 01 1988 00:28 | 6 |
| I remember a joke ...
Did you hear about the woman who'd had enough of PMS?
She traded in her menstrual cycle for a mo-ped!
|
396.4700 | lunatic -> saturnine | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Thu Sep 01 1988 00:36 | 1 |
| Feeling cosmic today.
|
396.4701 | saturnine --> leonine | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Sep 01 1988 00:58 | 0 |
396.4702 | leonine -> bovine | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Sep 01 1988 02:01 | 4 |
| To err is human, to moo, bovine
(a friend of mine's former mail personal_name)
|
396.4703 | bovine -> grapevine | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Thu Sep 01 1988 02:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.4704 | grapevine ---> gossip | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Thu Sep 01 1988 02:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.4705 | gossip --> Loose Lips Sink Ships | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Sep 01 1988 02:50 | 3 |
|
A patriotic slogan from WW II. Read it in a history book,
o'course....
|
396.4706 | Loose Lips Sink Ship => Only Three On A Match | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Sep 01 1988 03:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.4707 | Only Three On A Match --> Burnt Fingers | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Sep 01 1988 03:45 | 0 |
396.4708 | Burnt Fingers --> smokin' ears | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Sep 01 1988 03:49 | 0 |
396.4709 | smokin' ears --> Smokey the Bear | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Thu Sep 01 1988 03:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.4710 | Smokey the Bear --> Teddie the Bear | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Thu Sep 01 1988 07:10 | 0 |
396.4711 | Teddie the Bear --> grin and bare it! | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Thu Sep 01 1988 09:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.4712 | Grin and bare it! => Hey, this is a family conference! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Sep 01 1988 10:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.4713 | Hey, this is a family conference! --> huddle | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Thu Sep 01 1988 10:34 | 7 |
|
I wonder why families keep going...new members arrive spontaneously??
|
396.4714 | Huddle => Football | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Sep 01 1988 12:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.4715 | Football --> Jessie | AYOV29::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Thu Sep 01 1988 13:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.4716 | Jessie => James | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Sep 01 1988 13:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.4717 | James -=> Joyce | UNTADI::ODIJP | Or is this a canoe in my pocket ? | Thu Sep 01 1988 15:23 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4718 | Joyce --> Randolf | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Thu Sep 01 1988 17:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.4719 | Randolf --> Randy | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Sep 01 1988 18:14 | 1 |
| ... as in "Andy."
|
396.4720 | Randy --> virginity is its own reward | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Sep 01 1988 18:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.4721 | ..is its own reward -> or its own punishment :-) | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Thu Sep 01 1988 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.4722 | its own punishment -> Flagellists | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Sep 01 1988 19:52 | 7 |
| These were folks in the middle ages who used to walk from town to
town whipping themselves, hoping God would notice their suffering
and figure they were putting themselves through enough pain that
the plague should be canceled.
Jody (the vast wealth of useless knowledge)
|
396.4723 | or its own punishment --> fits the crime | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Sep 01 1988 19:55 | 0 |
396.4724 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Thu Sep 01 1988 20:18 | 5 |
| its own punishment --> fits the crime---+
|
+--> be nice to a masochist
|
its own punishment --> Flagellists------+
|
396.4725 | be nice to a masochist --> let him shoot himself | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Thu Sep 01 1988 20:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.4726 | let him shoot himself -=> Gary Gilmour | UNTADI::ODIJP | Or is this a canoe in my pocket ? | Thu Sep 01 1988 20:29 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.4727 | Gary Gilmour -> David Gilmour | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Sep 01 1988 23:41 | 4 |
| The ultimate masochist: "Beat me, master, beat me."
The ultimate sadist: "NO....!"
|
396.4728 | David Gilmour -> which one's Pink? | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXO | Fri Sep 02 1988 03:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.4729 | which one's Pink?---> all is lavender | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Fri Sep 02 1988 04:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.4730 | all is lavender --> lavender and lace | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Fri Sep 02 1988 04:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.4731 | lavender and lace => whips and chains | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Sep 02 1988 05:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.4732 | whips and chains ---> kinky bondage | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Fri Sep 02 1988 07:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.4733 | kinky bondage => love/hate relationship | ERBERT::VISSER | Another day, another devalued dollar | Fri Sep 02 1988 09:01 | 2 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.4734 | kinky bondage -> twisted interest-bearing securities | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Sep 02 1988 09:08 | 2 |
|
I'll even settle for dirty ones, and launder them myself.
|
396.4735 | twisted interest-bearing securities --> Queensland Constabulary | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Fri Sep 02 1988 11:02 | 7 |
|
There is a _BIG_ investigation going on right now.... seems just
about anyone who is anyone in Queensland is involved...
djw
|
396.4736 | | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Sep 02 1988 11:25 | 5 |
|
Love/hate relationship ----\
|--------> Kick a pig, kiss a cop
Queensland constabulary ---/
|
396.4737 | kiss a cop -> Love potion #9 | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Fri Sep 02 1988 11:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.4738 | Kick a pig, kiss a cop -> to squeal, or not to squeal | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Sep 02 1988 11:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.4739 | To squeal, or not to squeal => That's a good question! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Sep 02 1988 13:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.4740 | Are You *Experienced*? | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Sep 02 1988 18:14 | 5 |
| love potion #9------------------
\
-----Are You *Experienced*?
/
That's a good question!---------
|
396.4741 | Are You *Experienced*? => Yes, Yes, We Can | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Fri Sep 02 1988 18:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.4742 | Yes, Yes, We Can -> Can Can Can? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Send Flowers, Buns and Honey | Fri Sep 02 1988 21:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.4743 | Can Can Can? --> I can scream louder than you can! | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Fri Sep 02 1988 21:47 | 0 |
396.4744 | I can scream... -> In space no one can hear you scream | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Sep 02 1988 22:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.4745 | In space ... scream --> Alien | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Sep 02 1988 22:44 | 0 |
396.4746 | Alien --> Illegal | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 02 1988 22:53 | 4 |
|
Or
-< Alien -->Sigourny Weaver>-
|
396.4747 | Illegal -=> but fun | UNTADH::ODIJP | Or is this a canoe in my mouth ? | Fri Sep 02 1988 23:03 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4748 | but fun -> *tweak* | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Sep 02 1988 23:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.4749 | but fun -> smokers (ugh) stubbing out | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 02 1988 23:26 | 0 |
396.4750 | smokers stubbing out --> shufflin' off this mortal coil | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Sep 03 1988 00:03 | 6 |
|
As my wife quotes, often:
It matters not the coughin'
But the coffin they carry you off in
|
396.4751 | shufflin' ... coil -> never knew I could dance like this | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Send Flowers, Buns and Honey | Sat Sep 03 1988 01:06 | 9 |
|
Actually, Sammy Davis Jr. was the originator. On a TV program many
years ago, he was being interviewed by the MC of a variety show
in which Sammy had just performed who kept pressing him about what
else he'd like to do now that he had attained stardom.
Sammy began to look a little miffed and couldn't come up with a
straight answer, so he quipped "Well, I've never seen a man who
can dance like this..." and began performing his dance routine again.
|
396.4752 | Never knew I could dance like this => The Candy Man Can | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sat Sep 03 1988 02:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.4753 | The Candy Man Can ---> and he mixes it with love | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Sat Sep 03 1988 02:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.4754 | And he mixes it with love => Powered rhino horn? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sat Sep 03 1988 05:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.4755 | Powered rhino horn -> Spanish fly | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Sep 03 1988 06:26 | 2 |
| Hmmm. How the the rhino plug it in? ;-)
|
396.4756 | Spanish fly ---> blackflies | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Sat Sep 03 1988 07:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.4757 | Blackflies => Blackflag | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sat Sep 03 1988 15:27 | 5 |
| RE:.4755
Oooops, I committed a major sin, I misspeeled a word in JoyOfLex!!!
:-)
|
396.4758 | Blackflag --> Skull and Crossed Bones | SALEM::AMARTIN | Right Wing Yankee Yuppie Yahoo! | Sat Sep 03 1988 16:16 | 2 |
| make that twice now, Sue.
Naturally it was intentional, right? :-)
|
396.4759 | skull and crossed bones --> yale club | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Sun Sep 04 1988 07:38 | 11 |
| by the way amartin...
eris::conlon is not sue, but rather a man with another
name...
I wrote and asked him some months ago ...
and eris::conlon, you have the (mis)fortune to share a last
name with an outspoken noter in several other files.
bonnie
|
396.4760 | yale club --> Bif and Muffy | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Sep 04 1988 09:46 | 0 |
396.4761 | Biff and Muffy --> Snob Corp. | SALEM::AMARTIN | Right Wing Yankee Yuppie Yahoo! | Sun Sep 04 1988 13:16 | 2 |
| Eris::conlon My Apologies
Bonnie I stand corrected....
|
396.4762 | Snob Corp. -> Noses uplifted | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Sep 05 1988 04:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.4763 | Noses uplifted => snorting rain? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Sep 05 1988 06:40 | 4 |
| Re: .4761
No apology necessary.
|
396.4764 | snorting rain? --> nought in brain | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Mon Sep 05 1988 07:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.4765 | nought in brain --> brawn | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Abseiling is a real let-down! | Mon Sep 05 1988 07:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.4766 | brawn => jock | ERBERT::VISSER | Another day, another devalued dollar | Mon Sep 05 1988 08:39 | 1 |
| ..klaas..
|
396.4767 | brawn --> brawny man (paper towels, I think) | SALEM::AMARTIN | Right Wing Yankee Yuppie Yahoo! | Mon Sep 05 1988 08:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.4768 | Jock --> strap | SALEM::AMARTIN | Right Wing Yankee Yuppie Yahoo! | Mon Sep 05 1988 08:41 | 2 |
| ug! Someone (you know who you are :-)) got in just prior to me
so here's another one...
|
396.4769 | Strap => belt | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Sep 05 1988 11:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.4770 | belt >>> braces | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Mon Sep 05 1988 12:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.4771 | braces -=> twos | UNTADH::ODIJP | Or is this a canoe in my mouth ? | Mon Sep 05 1988 22:17 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.4772 | twos --> coupling | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Tue Sep 06 1988 00:12 | 0 |
396.4773 | ---> I'll never tell! :-) | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Tue Sep 06 1988 01:48 | 5 |
| coupling------------
|
---------> I'll never tell! :-)
|
brawny man---------
|
396.4774 | I'll never tell! => Kiss and not tell. | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Sep 06 1988 02:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.4775 | Kiss and not tell -> William Tell's Overture ? | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Sep 06 1988 03:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.4776 | William Tell's Overture ? --> proposition | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Sep 06 1988 09:52 | 0 |
396.4777 | proposition => I just couldn't refuse! | ERBERT::VISSER | Another day, another devalued dollar | Tue Sep 06 1988 11:27 | 3 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.4778 | I just couldn't refuse! => Make me an offer | LOCLE::RATCLIFF | What does "curiosity" mean? | Tue Sep 06 1988 12:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.4779 | Make me an offer --> $1.35/hour | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Tue Sep 06 1988 12:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.4780 | $1.35/hour => Teacher's pay | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Sep 06 1988 14:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.4781 | Teacher's pay >>> Teacher's pet | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Tue Sep 06 1988 14:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.4782 | Teacher's pet -=> but not on the first date | UNTADI::ODIJP | Or is this a canoe in my mouth ? | Tue Sep 06 1988 15:56 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4783 | ...first date --> 17-Nov-1858 | AYOV29::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Tue Sep 06 1988 17:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.4784 | 17-Nov-1858 => 06-Sep-1988 | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Sep 06 1988 17:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.4785 | 06-SEP-1988 => Tuesday | PERFCT::GREER | | Tue Sep 06 1988 18:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.4786 | Tuesday (afternoon) -> Moody Blues | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Sep 06 1988 19:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.4787 | Moody Blues --> Tickled Pink | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Sep 06 1988 19:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.4788 | Tickled Pink => pink elephants | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Tue Sep 06 1988 19:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.4789 | pink elephants -> Commie Republicans | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Send Flowers, Buns and Honey | Tue Sep 06 1988 19:52 | 1 |
| uh, I already knew I had no career in politics.
|
396.4790 | Commie Republicans -> no such animal | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Sep 06 1988 20:28 | 5 |
| Pink Elephants-----------------
|
-----No such animal
|
Commie Republicans------------
|
396.4791 | no such animal -> party animal | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Sep 06 1988 20:39 | 1 |
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396.4792 | party animal => Spuds | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Tue Sep 06 1988 20:50 | 1 |
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396.4793 | Spuds -> Chips (Fries) with everything! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Sep 06 1988 21:31 | 0 |
396.4794 | Chips (Fries) with everything! --> Jockeys | AYOV29::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Tue Sep 06 1988 21:38 | 1 |
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396.4795 | Jockeys => Horse racing | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Tue Sep 06 1988 22:12 | 1 |
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396.4796 | Horse racing --> hookers finish | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Sep 06 1988 23:14 | 2 |
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... as it were ...
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396.4797 | hookers finish --> Finnish Hookers | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Sep 06 1988 23:37 | 1 |
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396.4798 | Finnish Hookers -> quilting bee? | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Sep 07 1988 00:41 | 1 |
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396.4799 | quilting bee -> preying mantis | NYSSA::BIELSKI | OK, I CONFESS - I'm innocent. | Wed Sep 07 1988 01:00 | 2 |
|
...once he gets out of church
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396.4800 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Sep 07 1988 01:52 | 2 |
| -< preying mantis --> for Elvis >-
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396.4801 | <For Elvis --> Crackers> | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Wed Sep 07 1988 02:00 | 1 |
| (As in Keebler Elvis :-)
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396.4802 | crackers -> safe | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Sep 07 1988 02:41 | 1 |
|
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396.4803 | safe -> You're Out ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 07 1988 02:45 | 0 |
396.4804 | You're Out! --> doghouse | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Sep 07 1988 02:54 | 4 |
|
Alternatively, the dugout.
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396.4805 | You're out -> leisure suits in fashion? | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Sep 07 1988 02:55 | 1 |
| Yes, leisure suits me fine.
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396.4806 | You're out --> she's in | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 07 1988 02:55 | 2 |
|
As in fashions ...
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396.4807 | she's in - leisure suits - in the doghouse -> uncomfortable living | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 07 1988 03:00 | 0 |
396.4808 | last should read -> uncomfortable living | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 07 1988 03:01 | 1 |
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396.4809 | uncomfortable living -> life in the slow lane | NYSSA::BIELSKI | OK, I CONFESS - I'm innocent. | Wed Sep 07 1988 03:05 | 3 |
|
How was I to know the highway would come through here?
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396.4810 | life in the slow lane--> Gon' Fishin' | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Wed Sep 07 1988 05:33 | 1 |
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396.4811 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Sep 07 1988 06:07 | 2 |
| -< Gon' Fishin' --> used fusion reaction >-
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396.4812 | used fusion reaction --> a used confusion rite | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Sep 07 1988 06:26 | 0 |
396.4813 | a used confusion rite => mumble, mumble | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Wed Sep 07 1988 17:12 | 1 |
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396.4814 | mumble, mumble --> engineeringspeak pronoun | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 07 1988 19:16 | 2 |
|
... as in "The system was installed by <mumble> group."
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396.4815 | engineeringspeak pronoun -> Engineerings peak WHAT? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | OK, I CONFESS - I'm innocent. | Wed Sep 07 1988 19:24 | 1 |
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396.4816 | engineeringspeak pronoun => what-cha-ma-callit | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Sep 07 1988 19:26 | 10 |
|
you know, it connects to the froboz resistor bridge which interfaces
with the klinstein transmitter circuit...
Want to by a 1988 model 64b whose-a-ma-gigy with an 8 inch freesen-baum
oscillation unit?
( I know it's weird, I'm trying to quit smoking (day 2!!))
Steve
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396.4817 | Eng's peak What -> chamacallit -> "TBD" | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Sep 07 1988 19:50 | 1 |
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396.4818 | TBD -> To be destroyed | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 07 1988 21:28 | 0 |
396.4819 | To be destroyed -> signed, Ollie North | NYSSA::BIELSKI | OK, I CONFESS - I'm innocent. | Wed Sep 07 1988 21:49 | 1 |
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396.4820 | signed, Ollie North -> Where's the shredder ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 07 1988 22:40 | 0 |
396.4821 | Where's the shredder --> Where's the Cheddar? | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Sep 07 1988 23:18 | 1 |
| To make "Where's the beef?" into a cheeseburger
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396.4822 | where's the Cheddar? --> take me to your Liederkranz | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 07 1988 23:40 | 2 |
|
Cheddar is a big cheese, but ...
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396.4823 | ...Liederkranz -> and Guildenstern | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Sep 07 1988 23:46 | 3 |
| Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, is a play by Tom Stoppard
(I think)
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396.4824 | Rosenstern & Guildencrantz are Alive ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 08 1988 00:13 | 1 |
| From days when I did stage lighting for such plays
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396.4825 | and Guildenstern -> On Golden Pond | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu Sep 08 1988 01:14 | 1 |
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396.4826 | On Golden Pond => Golden Showers | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Thu Sep 08 1988 01:22 | 1 |
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396.4827 | Golden showers -> Pennies from heaven | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 08 1988 02:18 | 0 |
396.4828 | Pennies from Heaven --> Penelope's from the other place | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Sep 08 1988 02:25 | 4 |
|
Re "golden showers":
-<golden showers -> "Don't eat yellow snow!">-
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396.4829 | Penelope's from the other place --> Helen Joy (like most women ;-) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Thu Sep 08 1988 12:55 | 5 |
|
pennies from Heaven --> 8 draws on the pools
|
396.4830 | Helen Joy (like most women ; -=> has a woman's name | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an be me sometime ! | Thu Sep 08 1988 16:34 | 3 |
| That's all I could see
John J
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396.4831 | has a woman's name -> John Wayne | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Sep 08 1988 18:49 | 3 |
| Wasn't John Wayne's real name Marion something-or-other, or some
woman's name?
|
396.4832 | John Wayne => pilgrim | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu Sep 08 1988 18:56 | 1 |
| His name was Miriam
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396.4833 | John Wayne => Cowboys & Indians | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Thu Sep 08 1988 18:57 | 4 |
|
RE: Hellen Joy
Hellen Joy => Heaven and Sadness
|
396.4834 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 08 1988 19:15 | 3 |
| cowboys & indians -> \
---> Pocohontas
Pilgrims -> /
|
396.4835 | Pocohontas --> Powhatan | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Sep 08 1988 19:30 | 8 |
|
Re John Wayne: his actual name was Marion Michael Morrison, but
I believe he had it legally changed to his stage name (one of his
sons is Michael Wayne).
Re "Pilgrims":
-<Pilgrims --> Thanksgiving>-
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396.4836 | Powhatan -> New York island after a nuclear war.. | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu Sep 08 1988 19:45 | 1 |
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396.4837 | NY after a nuclear war -> Cleaner | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Sep 08 1988 20:06 | 1 |
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396.4838 | cleaner -> seen her | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Thu Sep 08 1988 20:23 | 1 |
|
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396.4839 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Sep 08 1988 20:31 | 9 |
| [New York City after a nuclear war] - - - - - + (ghost from past)
|
|
Seen her -------------------------------------+---> crater (crate her)
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396.4840 | crater -=> beer | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an be me sometime ! | Thu Sep 08 1988 20:43 | 3 |
| Yes please
John J
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396.4841 | be er -> the sting | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 08 1988 20:45 | 0 |
396.4842 | beer => PUT THAT DOWN! | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Thu Sep 08 1988 20:46 | 3 |
|
Sorry, personal joke.
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396.4843 | The Sting --> The Thing | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Sep 08 1988 20:47 | 2 |
|
... both majot motion pictures.
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396.4844 | The Thing --> carpenter | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Thu Sep 08 1988 21:28 | 3 |
| He made (or was it remade?) _The Thing_.
>M
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396.4845 | carpenter -> ants (without discriminating taste) | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu Sep 08 1988 21:40 | 1 |
|
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396.4846 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Sep 08 1988 21:50 | 7 |
| Put that down! --------------+
|
|
ants ------------------------+---------->infested [it's covered with ants]
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396.4847 | Infested -> My attic | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 08 1988 22:07 | 1 |
| AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH !
|
396.4848 | eeuucchhh! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Thu Sep 08 1988 22:12 | 5 |
| .....are alive (from 4824)-------+
|
|
|
infested-------------------------+---------> eeuucchh!
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396.4849 | (infested) my attic + eeuuchh! ---> BATS!!! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Thu Sep 08 1988 22:14 | 6 |
|
in re .4847 (how did you sneak in 5 minutes before me while I was
writing????
Bonnie
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396.4850 | BATS!!! -> Batson D. Belfry | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu Sep 08 1988 22:48 | 1 |
|
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396.4851 | Batson D. Belfry -> Bat Masterson | RAINBO::LARUE | All you have to do is just...... | Thu Sep 08 1988 23:11 | 1 |
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396.4852 | Bat Masterson -> thanks for making my day | NYSSA::BIELSKI | then dazzle them with opaquity | Thu Sep 08 1988 23:17 | 1 |
|
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396.4853 | thanks for making my day --> thanks for the memories | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Sep 08 1988 23:24 | 6 |
|
re "Bats!!":
-<Bats!! --> Balls!!>-
... As in the United States' national pastime.
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396.4854 | thanks for the memories -> scrapbook | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Sep 09 1988 00:41 | 1 |
|
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396.4855 | scrapbook -> paperchase | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 09 1988 02:15 | 3 |
| re: 4849 Beats me !? Bats in the notes belfry moving the clock
hands maybe ?????
|
396.4856 | paperchase --> audit trail | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 09 1988 02:17 | 1 |
|
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396.4857 | audit trail ---> happy trails to you... | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Fri Sep 09 1988 02:20 | 1 |
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396.4858 | happy trails to you -> until we meet again | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Sep 09 1988 02:41 | 1 |
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396.4859 | happy trails to you -> @ (western sunset) | NYSSA::BIELSKI | then dazzle them with opaquity | Fri Sep 09 1988 02:45 | 3 |
|
I had a bad seat in the movie theatre and couldn't see too well...
|
396.4860 | @ --> location | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 09 1988 02:47 | 1 |
|
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396.4861 | location -> location, location | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Sep 09 1988 03:06 | 1 |
| I talked to a real estate agent not too long ago.
|
396.4862 | ... --> Rick's Cafe | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Sep 09 1988 03:15 | 7 |
| happy trails to you --> until we meet again --> -\
>--\
happy trails to you --> @ --> location --> location, location --> -/ |
|
Rick's Cafe <-------------------------------------------/
Dan
|
396.4863 | | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Fri Sep 09 1988 12:53 | 0 |
396.4864 | Bob's Tea -=> My balls | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an be me sometime ! | Fri Sep 09 1988 18:40 | 3 |
| Golf , you understand
John J
|
396.4865 | my balls --> your galas | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 09 1988 19:11 | 2 |
|
A rose by any other name ...
|
396.4866 | My balls -> Spheres of influence | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Sep 09 1988 19:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.4867 | spheres of influence/galas -> debutantes | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Sep 09 1988 19:17 | 1 |
|
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396.4868 | debutantes ---> southern belles | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Fri Sep 09 1988 19:24 | 1 |
|
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396.4869 | southern belles --> liberty bells | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Fri Sep 09 1988 19:37 | 1 |
|
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396.4870 | liberty bells --> Franklin | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 09 1988 19:42 | 3 |
|
The Benjamin Franklin half-dollars had liberty bells on the reverse
side.
|
396.4871 | Franklin -> electric dirty ol' man | NYSSA::BIELSKI | then dazzle them with opaquity | Fri Sep 09 1988 21:26 | 3 |
|
a compilation of all the various histories.
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396.4872 | electric dirty ol' man -> trip the light fantastic | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Sep 09 1988 21:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.4873 | trip the light fantastic->infra-red burglar alarm | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 09 1988 22:09 | 0 |
396.4874 | infra-red burglar alarm -=> infra-red burger grill | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an be me sometime ! | Fri Sep 09 1988 23:31 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4875 | infra-red burger grill -> flame broiled salmonella | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 09 1988 23:47 | 0 |
396.4876 | flame-broiled salmonella -- we do it your way | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Sat Sep 10 1988 00:50 | 3 |
|
Burger King
|
396.4877 | we do it your way -=> ve haft vays | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Sat Sep 10 1988 01:26 | 1 |
| like in "Ve hav vays oft making you talk!"
|
396.4878 | ve haft vays --> Vega | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Sat Sep 10 1988 01:36 | 4 |
| ve haft vays --> we have ways --> Wir haben Wege [German translation]
In German pronunciation rules, 'W' is pronounced as 'V' is in English,
and 'G' is always hard, so 'Wege' comes out...
|
396.4879 | Vega --> Stars | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Sat Sep 10 1988 02:40 | 1 |
|
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396.4880 | stars -> forever | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | E | Sat Sep 10 1988 02:44 | 2 |
|
oops! forgot the stripes!
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396.4881 | forever --> and a day | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Sep 10 1988 03:22 | 0 |
396.4882 | and a day --> or a night | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Sat Sep 10 1988 03:57 | 0 |
396.4883 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Sat Sep 10 1988 07:23 | 2 |
| -< or a night --> in heaven >-
|
396.4884 | in heaven --> and HELL | SALEM::AMARTIN | The Armed Citizen = ME! | Sat Sep 10 1988 11:53 | 1 |
| ooops I said a wordy derd....
|
396.4885 | and HELL => and purgatory | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sun Sep 11 1988 07:09 | 1 |
|
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396.4886 | and purgatory --> bulimia | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Sep 11 1988 08:00 | 0 |
396.4887 | bulimia --> gag! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Sun Sep 11 1988 22:41 | 1 |
|
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396.4888 | gag --> stunt | RTOISB::TINIUS | Be alert! America needs more lerts! | Mon Sep 12 1988 02:15 | 1 |
|
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396.4889 | stunt => Evil Kinevil (sp?) | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Sep 12 1988 03:46 | 0 |
396.4890 | Evil Kinevil => broken bones | ERBERT::VISSER | Another day, another devalued dollar | Mon Sep 12 1988 04:22 | 3 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.4891 | broken bones --> sticks and stones | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Mon Sep 12 1988 04:26 | 1 |
|
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396.4892 | sticks and stones --> tick and tone | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Mon Sep 12 1988 06:15 | 1 |
| It's Evel Knievel...
|
396.4893 | tick and tone -=> dick und doof | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an be me sometime ! | Mon Sep 12 1988 13:52 | 4 |
|
That's what the Germans call Laurel and Hardy .
John J
|
396.4894 | Dick und Doof => Marx and Lennon | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Sep 12 1988 15:43 | 3 |
| All hail Marx and Lennon!!!
{Groucho} {John}
|
396.4895 | Marx and Lennon => fun and music | GIDDAY::VISSER | Another day, another devalued dollar | Mon Sep 12 1988 16:06 | 3 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.4896 | fun and music -=> and beer | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an be me sometime ! | Mon Sep 12 1988 16:30 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.4897 | and beer --> to bier | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Sep 12 1988 17:57 | 8 |
|
re "stars":
-<Stars --> Tinseltown>-
re "stunt":
-<stunt --> Growth>-
|
396.4898 | | BONNET::ROVELLA | | Mon Sep 12 1988 18:02 | 2 |
| -< beer -> belly->
|
396.4899 | belly --> Buddha | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Mon Sep 12 1988 18:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.4900 | Buddha --> Khan | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Mon Sep 12 1988 18:32 | 1 |
| As in "Remember when Cheap Trick played live at the Buddha, Khan?"
|
396.4901 | Khan -> Wrath | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Sep 12 1988 19:04 | 1 |
|
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396.4902 | Wrath --> Grapes | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Sep 12 1988 20:07 | 1 |
|
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396.4903 | grapes --> vintner | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Sep 12 1988 20:43 | 3 |
|
I wonder what the vintners buy
one-half so precious as they sell ...
|
396.4904 | grapes -> stomping | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Mon Sep 12 1988 20:44 | 1 |
|
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396.4905 | stomping -> cloggers | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Sep 12 1988 20:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.4906 | cloggers --> drains | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Sep 12 1988 22:45 | 0 |
396.4907 | drains -> pipes | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Sep 12 1988 23:44 | 6 |
| knock knock
who's there
dwayne
dwayne who?
dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!
|
396.4908 | pipes --> bag | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Sep 13 1988 00:35 | 3 |
| ah, the sound of the pipes rolling through the hills, someplace
far away, bothering somebody else....oops, I actually do like the
sound, for a while at least..
|
396.4909 | to bier ---> bag ----> body | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Tue Sep 13 1988 01:16 | 1 |
| from 396.4897
|
396.4910 | body -=> ain't got no | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Sep 13 1988 01:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.4911 | ain't got no --> grammar rules | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Sep 13 1988 03:50 | 1 |
|
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396.4912 | grammar rules -> grandpa, OK? | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Tue Sep 13 1988 05:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.4913 | grandpa, OK? ---> Granny's apple pie | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Tue Sep 13 1988 05:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.4914 | Granny's apple pie --> Thanksgiving Day dinner | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Sep 13 1988 06:23 | 0 |
396.4915 | Thanksgiving Day dinner => turkey sandwichs for 3 months | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Sep 13 1988 07:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.4916 | --->....100 pound turkey | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Tue Sep 13 1988 09:24 | 2 |
| turkey sandwiches for 3 months ---> from a 100 pound turkey
|
396.4917 | ...100 pound turkey => sir | GIDDAY::VISSER | Another day, another devalued dollar | Tue Sep 13 1988 14:40 | 5 |
|
As in what do you call a 100 pound turkey?
..klaas..
|
396.4918 | sir -=> dub | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an be me sometime ! | Tue Sep 13 1988 14:49 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4919 | dub => resiew | LOCLE::RATCLIFF | What does "curiosity" mean? | Tue Sep 13 1988 16:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.4920 | resiew -> siew again | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | They will lift you up in their hands | Tue Sep 13 1988 17:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.4921 | siew again => Not again! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Sep 13 1988 17:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.4922 | siew again --> who, me? | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Sep 13 1988 17:54 | 2 |
|
"siew" as in "'s you."
|
396.4923 | who,me? -> Yeah,YOU! Charlie Brown, he's a clown | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Sep 13 1988 18:43 | 2 |
| from the song by the Coasters...
|
396.4924 | Charlie Brown -> good grief! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | color me clueless | Tue Sep 13 1988 19:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.4925 | good grief --> bad happiness | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Tue Sep 13 1988 20:33 | 1 |
| Did the vintner get left behind about 20 replies back?
|
396.4926 | bad happiness -> Sardonic Chinese Fortune | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Sep 13 1988 21:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.4927 | | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Tue Sep 13 1988 21:58 | 5 |
|
Sardonic Chinese Fortune --->|
|---> sake (rice wine)
vintner -------------------->|
|
396.4928 | sake --> for goodness | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Sep 13 1988 22:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.4929 | Sake --> to me | RUTLND::SATOW | | Tue Sep 13 1988 22:08 | 1 |
| Anyone else old enough to remember "Laugh In?"
|
396.4930 | sake -=> for Pete's | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Tue Sep 13 1988 22:08 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.4931 | *? -> Saint Peter | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Sep 13 1988 22:15 | 7 |
| This note gives the strongest argument for providing a
lock when writing notes. Think of all the confusion that
results by not being able to clearly read JoyOfLex!!! ;-)
for goodness \
to me >--> Saint Peter
for Pete's /
|
396.4932 | Saint Peter --> Vatican | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Tue Sep 13 1988 22:34 | 0 |
396.4933 | Vatican --> Rag | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Tue Sep 13 1988 22:38 | 12 |
| after the Tom Learer song
in re .4931
Oh, I think that the occasional multiple answers make the game
more fun...
by the way... 'not again' was left hanging back there
after siew and resiew
Bonnie
|
396.4934 | | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Sep 13 1988 23:07 | 9 |
| Rag --------------------------+
|
|
|
Not again --------------------+-----> same old jazz
The alternate combination doubtless in these days would be a TV
commercial. :-(
|
396.4935 | same old jazz -> new age music | LEZAH::BOBBITT | color me clueless | Tue Sep 13 1988 23:23 | 7 |
| First you get down on your knees
fiddle with your rosaries
bow your head with deep respect
and - genuflect - genuflect - genuflect
(from The Vatican Rag)
|
396.4936 | new age music -> Gregorian chant | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | They will lift you up in their hands | Tue Sep 13 1988 23:57 | 2 |
|
... which is precisely where it reminds me of...
|
396.4937 | Gregorian chant -> Missa Luba | AMUSED::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Sep 14 1988 00:18 | 0 |
396.4938 | Gregorian Chant --> a capella | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 14 1988 00:21 | 4 |
|
or
-<Gregorian Chant --> Gregorian Calendar>-
|
396.4939 | a capella --> off with his head! | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Sep 14 1988 01:43 | 0 |
396.4940 | off with his head! ----> said the queen | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Sep 14 1988 02:15 | 7 |
|
can anyone do anything with missa luba?
we are approaching 5000 replies here!
|
396.4941 | said the queen -> by Royal Proclamation ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 14 1988 03:15 | 8 |
|
Missa Luba ---------\
----> All cars shall have an oil change by
said the queen -----/ Royal Proclamation !
(How's that ?)
|
396.4942 | by Royal Proclamation --> BY Appointment | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Wed Sep 14 1988 05:52 | 11 |
|
A coveted honour to display the Royal Coat of Arms... Comes from
being able to present samples (= sell) of your product 'By Appointment'
or something like that
djw
|
396.4943 | BY Appointment => party chashing | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Sep 14 1988 06:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.4944 | party chasing --> pastry charting | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Wed Sep 14 1988 13:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.4945 | pastry charting -=> pie chart | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Wed Sep 14 1988 14:10 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.4946 | pie chart -> dire chart | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Wed Sep 14 1988 15:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.4947 | dire chart --> Dire Straits | SALEM::AMARTIN | The Armed Citizen = ME! | Wed Sep 14 1988 16:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.4948 | Dire Straits -=> up the river | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Wed Sep 14 1988 16:28 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.4949 | up the river -> down the shore | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | They'll lift you up in their hands | Wed Sep 14 1988 16:50 | 0 |
396.4950 | on the shore > on the beach | UBOHUB::SWANN | walk softly and carry a scope | Wed Sep 14 1988 18:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.4951 | on the beach -> Life's a "Beach" | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Wed Sep 14 1988 18:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.4952 | life's a beach --> hang ten | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 14 1988 19:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.4953 | hang ten -> cliff hanger | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Sep 14 1988 19:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.4954 | cliff hanger -> hangover | COPCLU::STS | Ignorance is the mother of adventure | Wed Sep 14 1988 20:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.4955 | hangover --> Blarney Stone | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 14 1988 20:58 | 2 |
|
That's the way you kiss it ...
|
396.4956 | hangover -=> Oktoberfest | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Wed Sep 14 1988 20:58 | 5 |
| Just three days to go !!!!!!!!!!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
John J
|
396.4957 | missed | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Wed Sep 14 1988 21:01 | 10 |
|
Oktoberfest-------
-------- little green drunks
Blarney Stone-----
John J
|
396.4958 | can't hit Irish hallucinations | NYSSA::BIELSKI | the *smart* money paid off Goliath | Wed Sep 14 1988 21:21 | 9 |
|
/ \
|
missed -------|
---->Blarney Stone-- |
| | |
hangover --| |---little green drunks -----
| |
---->Oktoberfest ---
|
396.4959 | can't hit Irish hallucinations --> Leprechauns' pink elephants | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 14 1988 21:27 | 7 |
|
Well, they're hard to hit, anyway.
Re The Irish:
Once there were two Irishmen.
Now, there are millions of them.
|
396.4960 | Leprechauns' pink elephants -> Knickknacks | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Sep 14 1988 21:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.4961 | knickknacks --> paddywhack | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Sep 14 1988 21:41 | 0 |
396.4962 | paddywhack --> on | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Wed Sep 14 1988 22:23 | 2 |
|
You know, one of those vehicles in which they transport criminals...
|
396.4963 | on -> off | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 14 1988 22:30 | 0 |
396.4964 | on -> off -=> switch | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Wed Sep 14 1988 22:35 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4965 | switch -> Crazy going slowly am I ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 14 1988 22:41 | 0 |
396.4966 | switch --> fight | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Sep 14 1988 22:41 | 3 |
| From a cigarette ad campaign
"I'd rather fight than switch"
|
396.4967 | Is it over? | ATLAST::DROWN | SAD ):| SAD | Wed Sep 14 1988 22:42 | 4 |
|
-< switch >- -=> box >-
which was 396.1 so it's gone full cycle!!
|
396.4968 | Is it over? -> Fat Lady Sings | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Sep 14 1988 22:55 | 1 |
| over? Nah, just a cycle that's all...
|
396.4969 | Is it over? -> rapture | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Sep 14 1988 22:56 | 2 |
| Did I miss the end of the world? That event was "scheduled" for
today by someone who found his proof in selected Bible quotations.
|
396.4970 | rapture -> weaveworld | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | They'll lift you up in their hands | Wed Sep 14 1988 23:08 | 2 |
|
Good book.
|
396.4971 | weaveworld -> l'il 'ol ladies, unite! | NYSSA::BIELSKI | the *smart* money paid off Goliath | Thu Sep 15 1988 00:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.4972 | l'il 'ol ladies, unite! -=> Hell's Grannies | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Thu Sep 15 1988 00:27 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.4973 | hell's grannies -> old hookers | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Put On Your Sailin' Shoes... | Thu Sep 15 1988 00:43 | 2 |
| I heard of a women's rug-hooking club who called themselves this
|
396.4974 | old hookers -> Call Me Madame | NYSSA::BIELSKI | the *smart* money paid off Goliath | Thu Sep 15 1988 01:53 | 3 |
|
I think I once saw the movie, I don't think it was about rugs.
|
396.4975 | Call me Madame --> I'll call you Adame | ERIS::CALLAS | Waiter, there's a bug in my code | Thu Sep 15 1988 02:22 | 5 |
|
From some time ago, I wanted to do:
Up the River -> Down the Shore -> No one loves you / If you Snore
|
396.4976 | | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Sep 15 1988 02:45 | 5 |
|
Crazy slowly going am I --->|
|---> Ring me up, sometime!
I'll call you Adame ------->|
|
396.4977 | Ring me up, sometime => Beam me up Scottie! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Once is NEVER enough!! | Thu Sep 15 1988 03:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.4978 | beam me up scottie -> dog on a leash | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 15 1988 03:36 | 0 |
396.4979 | dog on a leash --> cat on a hot tin roof | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Sep 15 1988 03:47 | 0 |
396.4980 | cat on a hot tin roof --> I have come hotfoot from Rome! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Thu Sep 15 1988 05:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.4981 | I have come hotfoot from Rome -> msg from Garcia | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Thu Sep 15 1988 08:02 | 8 |
|
I think I've done my fair share of this..:-) would someone
else please go back around 4960 and forward and check and see
if we dropped a title?
do you all think we will make 5000 this night (east coast
of the USA10pm)
|
396.4982 | revolution | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | They'll lift you up in their hands | Thu Sep 15 1988 11:34 | 16 |
| RE -1
> would someone
> else please go back around 4960 and forward and check and see
> if we dropped a title?
fight-------------------------|
|
box---------------------------|
|-------> revolution
Fat Lady Sings----------------|
|
Msg from Garcia---------------|
Those four things combined must be a revolution.
|
396.4983 | revolution --> Windmills of Your Mind.. | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Thu Sep 15 1988 12:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.4984 | Windmills of Your Mind .. -=> Don Juan | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Thu Sep 15 1988 14:34 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.4985 | Don Juan -> opera | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | They'll lift you up in their hands | Thu Sep 15 1988 16:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.4986 | opera --> flea | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Thu Sep 15 1988 17:39 | 2 |
| Well, -< opera --> tick >- was too obvious!
|
396.4987 | | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Thu Sep 15 1988 18:00 | 6 |
| flea \
\
> flick
/
tweak/
(from .4748, but by the time I <ctrl/z> this we'll have dropped another)
|
396.4988 | Flick --> Bic | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Thu Sep 15 1988 18:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.4989 | Bic -> Big Integrated Circuit | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu Sep 15 1988 18:50 | 2 |
| if Bad is Big Audio Dynamite,
then Bic is ....
|
396.4990 | Big Integrated Circuit -> Write Only Memory | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | They'll lift you up in their hands | Thu Sep 15 1988 19:03 | 3 |
|
... also called WOM
|
396.4991 | WOM -=> BAT | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Thu Sep 15 1988 19:19 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.4992 | BAT --> mobile | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Thu Sep 15 1988 19:35 | 2 |
|
Holy word-association, Batman!
|
396.4993 | mobile -> upwardly | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 15 1988 19:42 | 0 |
396.4994 | upwardly -> ascending | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Put On Your Sailin' Shoes... | Thu Sep 15 1988 20:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.4995 | ascending--> staircase | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Thu Sep 15 1988 20:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.4996 | staircase -> to nowhere | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 15 1988 20:37 | 0 |
396.4997 | to nowhere -> dead end | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Put On Your Sailin' Shoes... | Thu Sep 15 1988 21:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.4998 | dead end ---> the end of the matter | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Thu Sep 15 1988 21:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.4999 | the end of the matter --> horn | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Thu Sep 15 1988 21:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.5000 | horn --> unicorn | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Sep 15 1988 21:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.5001 | unicorn -> may I butt in (hallucinatingly) ? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | the **smarter** money doesn't gamble | Thu Sep 15 1988 22:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.5002 | --->my goat ate some jimson weed! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Thu Sep 15 1988 22:13 | 9 |
| may butt in (hallucinatingly) ---> my goat ate some jimson weed
so steve kallis, you got the 4000th and the 5000th note!
(tho on checking back I found I'd gotten the 2000th :-)
Bonnie
|
396.5003 | my goat ate some jimson weed -> climbing higher than a mountain | NYSSA::BIELSKI | the **smarter** money doesn't gamble | Thu Sep 15 1988 22:29 | 5 |
|
...well, *I* got 5001, so I was only 1 away.
(You can prove anything with statistics.)
|
396.5004 | climbing higher ... --> faster than speeding bullet | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Sep 15 1988 23:33 | 3 |
| ... and I had reply 3000.
Dan
|
396.5005 | faster than a speeding bullet --> a Mexican-food taster | INK::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Sep 15 1988 23:38 | 2 |
|
Courtesy of the late lamented Paul Lynde.
|
396.5006 | a mexican food taster -> a Spanish fly | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 16 1988 01:00 | 0 |
396.5007 | Mexican food taster --> Montezuma's revenge | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Fri Sep 16 1988 01:00 | 3 |
|
I couldn't resist the obvious.
|
396.5008 | Montezuma's revenge -> Tutankhamun's curse | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Put On Your Sailin' Shoes... | Fri Sep 16 1988 01:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.5009 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 16 1988 01:20 | 9 |
| Tutankhamun's Curse -------------------+
|
|
Spanish Fly ---------------------------+
|
|
Vintner -------------------------------+--> aphrodesiac Egyptian wine
|
396.5010 | aphrodesiac Egyptian wine -> glass of water | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | They'll lift you up in their hands | Fri Sep 16 1988 01:29 | 4 |
|
You need it after the wine
|
396.5011 | I'll drink to that! | STEREO::HOWARD | Isn't this FUN ?? | Fri Sep 16 1988 01:48 | 2 |
| -< glass of water ------> the pause that refreshes
|
396.5012 | Again ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 16 1988 02:39 | 3 |
| I'll drink to that --------
}--- Silence is golden
The pause that refreshes---
|
396.5013 | Silence is golden --> in a lead balloon? | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Fri Sep 16 1988 04:36 | 0 |
396.5014 | in a lead balloon -> Led Zeppelin | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Sep 16 1988 09:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.5015 | Led Zeppelin -> Graf Zeppelin | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, 293-5358, VAX Architecture | Fri Sep 16 1988 09:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.5016 | Graf Zeppelin -> have a cigar | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | They'll lift you up in their hands | Fri Sep 16 1988 12:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.5017 | have a cigar --> Fidal Castro | SALEM::AMARTIN | The Armed Citizen = ME! | Fri Sep 16 1988 14:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.5018 | Fidal Castro-> fiddle the casters | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Fri Sep 16 1988 16:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.5019 | fiddle the casters --> caste of fiddlers | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 16 1988 17:53 | 4 |
|
or
-<fiddle the casters --> tweak the directors>-
|
396.5020 | caste of fiddlers --> Fiddlers on the castle roof | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Sep 16 1988 18:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.5021 | Fiddlers on the castle roof -> Nero Roof? | CURIUS::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Sep 16 1988 19:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.5022 | Nero Roof -> Babe Roof | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | Put On Your Sailin' Shoes... | Fri Sep 16 1988 20:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.5023 | Babe Roof -> Candy Barr | NYSSA::BIELSKI | the **smarter** money doesn't gamble | Fri Sep 16 1988 20:57 | 5 |
|
name used by a stripper on E. Baltimore St. when I was a little
younger - only know from reading it in the newspaper, o'course.
|
396.5024 | Candy Barr --> Health Bar | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 16 1988 21:44 | 4 |
|
re "Babe Roof":
-<Babe Roof -->Cover Girl>-
|
396.5025 | Health Bar --> Exercise club | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Sep 16 1988 22:09 | 0 |
396.5026 | exercise club -> baseball bat | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 16 1988 22:15 | 0 |
396.5027 | baseball bat --> athletic vampire | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Sep 16 1988 22:21 | 0 |
396.5028 | athletic vampire --> love at first bite | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Fri Sep 16 1988 23:14 | 0 |
396.5029 | love at first bite --> pumpkin pie | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 16 1988 23:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.5030 | pumpkin pie --> pie are square | RICKS::SATOW | | Sat Sep 17 1988 00:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.5031 | pie are square -> pie are round | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Put On Your Sailin' Shoes... | Sat Sep 17 1988 00:09 | 6 |
| a friend of mine has a shirt that says
pi r square?
no pie are round, cake are square!
|
396.5032 | pie are round -> 'course eyell pie are round | NYSSA::BIELSKI | the **smarter** money doesn't gamble | Sat Sep 17 1988 01:09 | 4 |
|
read in the newspaper that someone on E. Baltimore St.
once said this.
|
396.5033 | ...pie are round -> cream pies are thrown | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Sep 17 1988 01:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.5034 | cream pies are thrown --> slapstick films | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Sep 17 1988 01:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.5035 | slapstick films -> unreal times | NYSSA::BIELSKI | the **smarter** money doesn't gamble | Sat Sep 17 1988 02:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.5036 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Sep 17 1988 02:47 | 1 |
| slapstick films -> laurel & hardy
|
396.5037 | laurel & hardy -> abott & costello | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Sep 17 1988 02:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.5038 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Sat Sep 17 1988 04:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.5039 | Meets the Mummy --> HEY ABaaahhht!?!? | SALEM::AMARTIN | WE like the cars, the cars that go BOOM! | Sat Sep 17 1988 12:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.5040 | HEY ABaaahhht!?!? => Hey, Ralphy boy!!! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sat Sep 17 1988 17:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.5041 | Hey, Ralphy boy! -> dinner is ready! | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | They'll lift you up in their hands | Sat Sep 17 1988 22:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.5042 | dinner is ready!--->bathroom stampeed | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Sun Sep 18 1988 10:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.5043 | bathroom stampeed --> blackened towels | SALEM::AMARTIN | WE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM! | Sun Sep 18 1988 12:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.5044 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sun Sep 18 1988 23:51 | 6 |
| Unreal times -------------------------+
|
|
blackened towels ---------------------+--> reverse detergent
|
396.5045 | reverse detergent -> tnegreted | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | They'll lift you up in their hands | Mon Sep 19 1988 00:25 | 5 |
|
That's shorter, Steve!
|
396.5046 | tnegreted --> ghoti | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Mon Sep 19 1988 05:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.5047 | ghoti --> fish | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Sep 19 1988 07:23 | 0 |
396.5048 | ghoti (fish) --> George Bernard Shaw | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, 293-5358, VAX Architecture | Mon Sep 19 1988 07:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.5049 | George Bernard Shaw => The Shaw (sp?) of Iran | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Sep 19 1988 15:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.5050 | The Shah of Iran --> Comes the Devolution | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Sep 19 1988 16:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.5051 | Comes the Devolution --> Jones the Fish | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Mon Sep 19 1988 17:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.5052 | Jones the Fish -> Alias Fish and Jones | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Put On Your Sailin' Shoes... | Mon Sep 19 1988 19:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.5053 | Alias [,] Fish [,] and Jones --> Law Firm | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Sep 19 1988 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.5054 | Law Firm -> Cheeks flabby | CSSE::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Sep 19 1988 20:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.5055 | Cheeks flabby --> sing into shape | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Mon Sep 19 1988 21:09 | 0 |
396.5056 | sing into shape -> Hum that bar[ge], lilt that bail | NYSSA::BIELSKI | in any league, 3 strikes is *out* | Mon Sep 19 1988 21:30 | 4 |
|
'Ol Man WHO??
|
396.5057 | hum that bar, lilt that bail --> lawyers | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Sep 19 1988 22:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.5058 | lawyers --> pigs | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Sep 19 1988 22:19 | 8 |
| As in the joke:
What do you get when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
Nothing. There are some things that a pig just
won't do.
Dan
|
396.5059 | pigs -> fat | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Sep 19 1988 22:34 | 3 |
| Re .5058
There are things lawyers won't do, except for money !
|
396.5060 | fat --> lipid | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Sep 19 1988 22:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.5061 | lipid -> platelet | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Sep 19 1988 22:41 | 0 |
396.5062 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Mon Sep 19 1988 23:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.5063 | forklet --> forklift | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Sep 20 1988 00:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.5064 | forklift --> facelift | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Sep 20 1988 00:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.5065 | facelift -> Otis' facade | CSSE::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Tue Sep 20 1988 01:26 | 5 |
|
I looked at her facelift and knew that she had stopped at many
floors... :-)
jc
|
396.5066 | Otis' facade -> deadpan at the dock of the bay | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Skylarking | Tue Sep 20 1988 01:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.5067 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Sep 20 1988 01:34 | 2 |
| deadpan at the dock of the bay -> panhandler on the Golden Gate bridge
|
396.5068 | deadpan at the dock of the bay --> dirty harbor | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Tue Sep 20 1988 01:37 | 2 |
|
comes from emptying bedpans at the dock...
|
396.5069 | dirty harbor -> "Love that dirty water..." | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Sep 20 1988 01:41 | 4 |
|
That line comes from a song originally about Boston -- that's
the first that I've heard. Local bar-bands will often
substitute their city's name instead.
|
396.5070 | Love that dirty water... -> Mother Earth's wayward body | NYSSA::BIELSKI | becoming a woid noid | Tue Sep 20 1988 02:44 | 3 |
|
Don't know the song, so I can't drink to that.
|
396.5071 | Mother Earth's wayward body -> out of orbit | THEONE::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Tue Sep 20 1988 04:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.5072 | out of orbit --> Bite your nails | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Tue Sep 20 1988 04:58 | 4 |
|
Orbit is a chewing gum in OZ .....
djw
|
396.5073 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Tue Sep 20 1988 07:22 | 2 |
| -< Bite your nails --> Rust on your Teeth >-
|
396.5074 | Rust on your teeth --> Braces? :-) | SALEM::AMARTIN | WE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM! | Tue Sep 20 1988 09:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.5075 | Braces? :-) --> :-(x) | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Sep 20 1988 09:25 | 0 |
396.5076 | :-(x) --> Colin dashed through the doorway | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Tue Sep 20 1988 17:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.5077 | Exodus | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Tue Sep 20 1988 18:13 | 0 |
396.5078 | Exodus -> Bridge Under Troubled Waters | NYSSA::BIELSKI | becoming a woid noid | Tue Sep 20 1988 19:12 | 3 |
|
recently saw the Simon and Garfunkel "Reunion Concert" on WGBH-TV.
|
396.5079 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Sep 20 1988 19:32 | 4 |
| Panhandler on the Golden Gate Bridge -----------+
|
|
Bridge Under troubled Water --------------------+--> Bathed bum from flood
|
396.5080 | Bathed bum from flood --> Noah | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Tue Sep 20 1988 21:10 | 0 |
396.5081 | Noah --> Yes, uh | RUTLND::SATOW | | Tue Sep 20 1988 21:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.5082 | Yes , uh -=> now what was the question ? | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Tue Sep 20 1988 21:37 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5083 | .......question -> of balance | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Skylarking | Tue Sep 20 1988 22:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.5084 | balance -> ing act | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Mike @DTN 225-4959 | Tue Sep 20 1988 22:08 | 2 |
|
|
396.5085 | ing act---> ong act | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Tue Sep 20 1988 22:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.5086 | ong act -> OpeNinG ACT | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Sep 20 1988 22:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.5087 | OpeNinG ACT --> pine | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Tue Sep 20 1988 23:27 | 0 |
396.5088 | pine -> PIns and NEedles | NYSSA::BIELSKI | becoming a woid noid | Tue Sep 20 1988 23:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.5089 | PIns and NEedles -> Bits and peices | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Tue Sep 20 1988 23:49 | 0 |
396.5090 | bits and pieces --> patchwork | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Sep 21 1988 00:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.5091 | patchwork --> patch cord | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 21 1988 00:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.5092 | patch cord -> spaghetti ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 21 1988 00:51 | 0 |
396.5093 | eyed | OURVAX::JEFFRIES | the best is better | Wed Sep 21 1988 00:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.5094 | Eyed <= pie | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Sep 21 1988 01:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.5095 | pie --> pumpkin | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 21 1988 02:15 | 2 |
|
"tis a consumable, devoutly to be eaten.
|
396.5096 | pumpkin -> eerie orange glow ;-} | NYSSA::BIELSKI | becoming a word nord | Wed Sep 21 1988 02:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.5097 | eerie orange glow --> sun | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Sep 21 1988 03:10 | 0 |
396.5098 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Wed Sep 21 1988 03:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.5099 | candle <= bell, book and | CSSE::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Sep 21 1988 03:15 | 1 |
|
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396.5100 | | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Sep 21 1988 05:42 | 5 |
|
bell, book and ---|
|--> how time flies
sun --------------|
|
396.5101 | how time flies -> how time takes the train | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Sep 21 1988 05:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.5102 | how time takes the train --> by express (when you are having fun) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Wed Sep 21 1988 06:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.5103 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Sep 21 1988 08:13 | 2 |
| -< by express (when you are having fun) --> The Orient Express >-
|
396.5104 | The Orient Express --> Peter Ustinov | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Sep 21 1988 08:32 | 0 |
396.5105 | Peter Ustinov --> Hercule Peroite | SALEM::AMARTIN | WE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM! | Wed Sep 21 1988 13:19 | 1 |
| Not sure of the spelling...
|
396.5106 | Hercule Peroit --> Hercule Poirot | BISTRO::BLOMBERG | Ancient Systems Support | Wed Sep 21 1988 14:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.5107 | Hercule -> Holmes | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Wed Sep 21 1988 15:08 | 0 |
396.5108 | Holmes --> Ideal | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Wed Sep 21 1988 15:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.5109 | Ideal--->Reality | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Sep 21 1988 16:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.5110 | | MICLUS::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Wed Sep 21 1988 17:51 | 1 |
|
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396.5111 | is for those...drugs -> non dop(e)is mentis | CSSE::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Sep 21 1988 18:33 | 1 |
|
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396.5112 | non dop(e)is mentis --> mens sano in corpore sano | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 21 1988 18:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.5113 | mens sano in corpore sano -=> it's all Greek to me | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Wed Sep 21 1988 18:47 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.5114 | 'ello evrybody peeps | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Wed Sep 21 1988 18:56 | 1 |
| Catch phrase for a rather amusing comedian
|
396.5115 | it's all Greek to me -> I feel like a Cretan | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Skylarking | Wed Sep 21 1988 18:57 | 1 |
|
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396.5116 | I feel like a Cretan --> accreting what? | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 21 1988 19:45 | 1 |
|
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396.5117 | accreting what? -> accreting Watt | NYSSA::BIELSKI | becoming a word nord | Wed Sep 21 1988 20:13 | 5 |
|
via definition 3: an extraneous addition, former Interior Secretary
who made me laugh a lot.
Somehow he isn't funny any more.
|
396.5118 | accreting Watt -> say what | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Sep 21 1988 20:49 | 5 |
| A joke from several years ago:
Q. Didja hear of the new restaurant that serves French and Soul food?
A. Yep, it's called Chez What...
|
396.5119 | Say what => Come again | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Once is NEVER enough!! | Wed Sep 21 1988 21:39 | 1 |
|
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396.5120 | Do what John? | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Wed Sep 21 1988 21:43 | 0 |
396.5121 | Do what John? -> Do dah George! | NYSSA::BIELSKI | becoming a werd nerd | Wed Sep 21 1988 21:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.5122 | ----> Camptown Races | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Sep 21 1988 22:15 | 5 |
| Do dah George-----------+
|
------------------> Camptown Races
|
Come again--------------+
|
396.5123 | sticks (& stones) | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Wed Sep 21 1988 22:34 | 1 |
| "The sticks" : a coloquialism for races over the fences
|
396.5124 | Sticks --> Hades | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 21 1988 22:41 | 6 |
|
Charon, the Ferryman, poled souls across the River Styx into the
Abode of the Dead (Hades) in Greek Mythology. Hades was _not_ Hell
to Greeks of the time; it was a dim, dark land where ghosts dwelled;
a kind of sad place to be. _In_ Hades were areas of torment (e.g.
Tantalus punishment), but that was something different.
|
396.5125 | Hades --->Persephone | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Sep 21 1988 22:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.5126 | Persephone --> purse phone --> mobile phone | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Sep 21 1988 22:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.5128 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Sep 21 1988 22:49 | 2 |
| -< Persephone --> Animalphone >-
|
396.5129 | ---------> radio collar | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Sep 21 1988 22:52 | 7 |
| mobile phone-------------+
|
|
-----------------> radio collar
|
|
animalphone______________+
|
396.5130 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Sep 21 1988 22:52 | 4 |
| mobile phone ---+
+-----> Safariphone
Animalphone ----+
|
396.5131 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Sep 21 1988 23:00 | 7 |
|
radio collar ------------+
|
+-----> Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom
|
Safariphone _____________+
|
396.5132 | Safariphone -> Kenya has trunk lines :-) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Wed Sep 21 1988 23:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.5133 | Keyna has the trunk lines --> elephant breadlines | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 21 1988 23:09 | 7 |
|
Re "Radio Collar":
-<Radio collar --> Dispatched arrest>-
... as in radio dispatcher at a police station
|
396.5134 | elephant breadlines -> peckish pachyderms | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Skylarking | Thu Sep 22 1988 01:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.5135 | peckish pachyderms -> bushelish behemoths | NYSSA::BIELSKI | becoming a werd nerd | Thu Sep 22 1988 02:08 | 1 |
|
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396.5136 | bushelish behemoth -> Republigargantuanous | CSSE::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu Sep 22 1988 02:58 | 2 |
|
republican - can + gargantuan - gar + ous...
|
396.5137 | Republigargantuanous -> Slithey nemotodes | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Thu Sep 22 1988 03:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.5138 | Slithey nemotodes --> bandersnatchi | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Sep 22 1988 05:07 | 0 |
396.5139 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Thu Sep 22 1988 05:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.5140 | band-aid burgler --> Farm aid | SALEM::AMARTIN | WE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM! | Thu Sep 22 1988 06:11 | 0 |
396.5141 | -------> unusual farm! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Thu Sep 22 1988 07:41 | 5 |
| Mutual of Ohmaha's wild kingdom---------+
|
|-------> unusual farm
|
Farm aid--------------------------------+
|
396.5142 | unusual farm --> pharmacist | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Thu Sep 22 1988 13:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.5143 | unusual farm -> (Orwell's)Animal Farm | NEXUS::D_WHITE | Uncle Dave | Thu Sep 22 1988 13:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.5144 | Animal Farm -=> Hofbrauhaus | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Thu Sep 22 1988 13:45 | 3 |
| Any of you lot bin there yet ?
John J
|
396.5145 | | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Thu Sep 22 1988 15:54 | 3 |
| Pharmacist -----+
+------> Headache Pil(l)s
Hofbrauhaus ----+
|
396.5146 | Headache Pils -=> exceed stated dose | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Thu Sep 22 1988 17:17 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5147 | exceed stated dose --> buffer overflow | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Sep 22 1988 17:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.5148 | buffer overflow -> Sample and hold | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Thu Sep 22 1988 17:54 | 0 |
396.5149 | sample and hold -> kiss and cuddle | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Skylarking | Thu Sep 22 1988 19:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.5150 | kiss and cuddle -> miss and muddle ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 22 1988 20:23 | 0 |
396.5151 | miss and muddle----> mud puddle | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Thu Sep 22 1988 20:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.5152 | mud puddle -> puss in boots | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 22 1988 20:42 | 0 |
396.5153 | | MICLUS::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Thu Sep 22 1988 20:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.5154 | Cat in the Hat -> Bird in the Bush | CSSE::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Thu Sep 22 1988 21:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.5155 | Bird in the Bush -> 2 in the hand ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 22 1988 21:56 | 0 |
396.5156 | 2 in the hand ==> 4-in-hand knot | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, 293-5358, VAX Architecture | Thu Sep 22 1988 22:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.5157 | 4-in-hand knot --> forehand smash | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Sep 22 1988 23:57 | 6 |
|
Re "mud puddle":
-<mud puddle --> attracts small boys>-
|
396.5158 | forehand smash -> Shoot the Moon | CSSE::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Sep 23 1988 02:52 | 5 |
|
forehand -> 4 hand
And for you Hearts players ( er, ... the card game )
|
396.5159 | Shoot the moon ==> 26 points | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, 293-5358, VAX Architecture | Fri Sep 23 1988 02:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.5160 | 26 points ==> 26 miles ==> Santa Catalina | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, 293-5358, VAX Architecture | Fri Sep 23 1988 02:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.5161 | Santa Catalina --> Santa Claus | DSSDEV::CANTOR | moderator | Fri Sep 23 1988 04:11 | 0 |
396.5162 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Fri Sep 23 1988 04:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.5163 | Chris Cringle -> 92 shopping days left! | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Sep 23 1988 05:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.5164 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Fri Sep 23 1988 07:46 | 2 |
| -< 92 shopping days left! --> and $$ all gone :-( >-
|
396.5165 | and $$ all gone -> one day after payday | ERBERT::VISSER | Another day, another devalued dollar | Fri Sep 23 1988 09:07 | 3 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.5166 | one day after payday -=> sore head | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Fri Sep 23 1988 14:26 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5167 | sore head> <time to drop dead | RTOIC1::RSTANGE | double double toil & trouble | Fri Sep 23 1988 16:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.5168 | time to drop dead --> September 13th | SALEM::AMARTIN | WE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM! | Fri Sep 23 1988 16:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.5169 | September 13th -=> Tuesday | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Fri Sep 23 1988 17:09 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5170 | Tuesday => Tomorrow's another day | LOCLE::RATCLIFF | What does "curiosity" mean? | Fri Sep 23 1988 17:28 | 3 |
| as in Police
John
|
396.5171 | tomorrow...-> creeps on this petty pace from day to day | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Cadarn ar Cyfrwys | Fri Sep 23 1988 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.5172 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Sep 23 1988 19:38 | 5 |
| creeps on this petty pace from day to day -->
creeps in this petty place every day -->
singles bar
|
396.5173 | singles bar --> doubles permit | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 23 1988 19:42 | 9 |
|
Re "creeps in this petty pace from day to day":
In a cute humor book by Roger Price, _In One Head and Out the Other_,
his version of the quote was:
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
And makes quite a hole in the week.
|
396.5174 | doubles permit -=> quicker drinking | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Fri Sep 23 1988 19:45 | 3 |
| Thanksh
John J
|
396.5175 | quicker drinking -> a real downer | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 23 1988 20:30 | 0 |
396.5176 | a real downer --> Thanksgiving | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Fri Sep 23 1988 21:20 | 2 |
|
real downer --> false upper --> fall supper -->
|
396.5177 | Thanksgiving => Turkey dinner | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Once is NEVER enough!! | Fri Sep 23 1988 21:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.5178 | Turkey dinner ---> Nerd lunch | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Fri Sep 23 1988 22:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.5179 | Nerd Lunch -> 2 Sliderules and a pocket protector | CSSE::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Fri Sep 23 1988 23:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.5180 | 2 sliderules ... --> 2 sly drools and a pocket projector | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 23 1988 23:31 | 2 |
|
..... porta-porn
|
396.5181 | pocket projector --> watchman | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Sat Sep 24 1988 00:36 | 7 |
| as in a Sony Watchman
or...
pocket projector --> <censored>
This is a family conference, isn't it?
|
396.5182 | watchman --> wait and see | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Sat Sep 24 1988 02:11 | 0 |
396.5183 | wait and see --> Watch and Ward | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Sep 24 1988 02:15 | 3 |
|
For non-Massachusens: The Watch and Ward Society was the name of
the folk who were supposed to ban books, films, etc., in Boston
|
396.5184 | Watchman -> Watch and (Bruce) Ward -> Batman | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Cadarn ar Cyfrwys | Sat Sep 24 1988 03:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.5185 | Batman --> Wade Boggs | SALEM::AMARTIN | WE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM! | Sat Sep 24 1988 04:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.5186 | Wade Boggs ==> get wet | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, 293-5358, VAX Architecture | Sat Sep 24 1988 04:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.5187 | get wet -> all washed up | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Sep 24 1988 07:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.5188 | all washed up----> hopefully the dishes | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Sat Sep 24 1988 07:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.5189 | hopefully the dishes --> china | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Sat Sep 24 1988 08:56 | 0 |
396.5190 | china --> crystal | SALEM::AMARTIN | WE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM! | Sat Sep 24 1988 18:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.5191 | crystal---> light | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Sat Sep 24 1988 18:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.5192 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Sat Sep 24 1988 19:36 | 3 |
|
I love being the Devil's advocate. ;^) ;^)
|
396.5193 | dark --> Boogie Person | SALEM::AMARTIN | WE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM! | Sun Sep 25 1988 14:59 | 1 |
| Just being nonsexist. :-)
|
396.5194 | Boogie person -> Colly wobbles | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Sun Sep 25 1988 15:31 | 2 |
|
What he gives you
|
396.5195 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Sun Sep 25 1988 18:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.5196 | but they don't fall down --> trees make noise | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Sep 25 1988 20:40 | 0 |
396.5197 | trees make noise ---> on Elm Street | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Mon Sep 26 1988 02:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.5198 | on Elm Street ---> on our Street | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Mon Sep 26 1988 03:32 | 7 |
|
a 'rap song' that my kids played on the way to Canobie lake
(the New England Dec outing) which is a take off on Nightmare
on Elm Street.
Bonnie
|
396.5199 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Mon Sep 26 1988 04:17 | 2 |
| -< on our Street --> we Streak >-
|
396.5200 | we Streak --> soaps | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Mon Sep 26 1988 05:48 | 0 |
396.5201 | soaps --> trash | SALEM::AMARTIN | WE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM! | Mon Sep 26 1988 06:32 | 1 |
| actually Bonnie, Its "Nightmare on MY street." :-)
|
396.5202 | Trash => Suicide | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Sep 26 1988 10:33 | 3 |
|
Two of the characters from _Return of the Living Dead_...
|
396.5203 | Suicide -> Kerb side | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Mon Sep 26 1988 11:47 | 5 |
|
A man he lived in the gutter,
And in the gutter he died,
At the Coroners inquest,
They called it 'sewer-side'.
|
396.5204 | Kerb side => Herbecide | GAOV08::DKEATING | Roamin' Cadillac Church SAVES | Mon Sep 26 1988 17:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.5205 | Herbecide ==> Plant suicide | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Mon Sep 26 1988 18:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.5206 | Plant Suicide --> Funeral | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Sep 26 1988 19:09 | 9 |
|
Re "Boogie Person":
-<Boogie Person --> jazz musician>-
Re "Colly Wobbles":
-<Colly Wobbles --> Lassie's drunk>-
|
396.5207 | Funeral -> oh what a beautiful mourning! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Cadarn ar Cyfrwys | Mon Sep 26 1988 19:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.5208 | oh what a beautiful mourning! -> oh what a beautiful day | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Sep 26 1988 20:31 | 0 |
396.5209 | oh what a beautiful day -> Doris ? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | If my Personal Name were a song, it | Mon Sep 26 1988 20:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.5210 | Doris ? --> not adore (it's ajar)! | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Mon Sep 26 1988 21:46 | 0 |
396.5211 | Doris -> Boris -> The Spider | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Cadarn ar Cyfrwys | Mon Sep 26 1988 21:47 | 6 |
| Doris is the name of SF Artist Boris Vallejo's wife, she writes
poetry to accompany some of his works in several books.
Boris the Spider is an obscure song by The Who off their album "Meaty,
Beaty, Big and Bouncy".
|
396.5212 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Sep 26 1988 21:55 | 5 |
| not adore (it's ajar)-----+
|
|-- spider in a jar --> first grade show 'n tell
|
the spider----------------+
|
396.5213 | first grade show 'n tell --> Presidential debate | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Sep 26 1988 22:18 | 2 |
|
Well??? :-)
|
396.5214 | Presidential debate -> Master debators | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Mon Sep 26 1988 22:35 | 2 |
|
No comment.
|
396.5215 | Master debators ==> master debtors | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, 293-5358, VAX Architecture | Tue Sep 27 1988 00:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.5216 | master debtors -> central banks | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Sep 27 1988 01:44 | 1 |
| Like the Federal Reserve, Bank of Canada, Bank of England etc....
|
396.5217 | central banks --> outer rivers | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Sep 27 1988 02:02 | 0 |
396.5218 | outer rivers -> Joan Rivers | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Sep 27 1988 03:22 | 2 |
| She's currently on the out now.
|
396.5219 | Joan Rivers -> Taste shivers | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Tue Sep 27 1988 15:44 | 0 |
396.5220 | taste shivers --> pumpkin pie | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Sep 27 1988 16:44 | 2 |
|
shivering in ecstasy ...
|
396.5221 | pumpkin pie -> in your eye | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Confused and bemused | Tue Sep 27 1988 18:35 | 2 |
|
delicious slapstick
|
396.5223 | pumpkin pie ---> harvest moon | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Tue Sep 27 1988 18:36 | 3 |
|
it looked like one last night
|
396.5224 | harvest moon -> reap or sleep | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Cadarn ar Cyfrwys | Tue Sep 27 1988 18:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.5225 | | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Tue Sep 27 1988 20:13 | 3 |
| reap or sleep -+
+------> Beautiful company
in your eye ---+
|
396.5226 | Beautiful company --> My Wife. | SALEM::AMARTIN | WE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM! | Tue Sep 27 1988 20:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.5227 | My Wife. -> mythological creature | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Confused and bemused | Tue Sep 27 1988 21:16 | 2 |
|
ain't got none now.
|
396.5228 | mythological creature --> mantichore | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Sep 27 1988 21:29 | 2 |
|
A kinda interesting one.
|
396.5229 | mantichore --> washing up | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Wed Sep 28 1988 02:26 | 5 |
|
previous outer rivers ---> sahara desert...
re this it's what _some_ wives think they're for.....
|
396.5230 | washing up -> no soap, radio! | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Sep 28 1988 03:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.5231 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Wed Sep 28 1988 04:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.5232 | dirty sounds --> Dirty Water | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Wed Sep 28 1988 07:28 | 0 |
396.5233 | Dirty water => try flushing.... | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Sep 28 1988 10:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.5234 | try flushing... --> play tennis | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Wed Sep 28 1988 14:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.5235 | play tennis --> Play Ball! | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 28 1988 16:52 | 4 |
|
Re "try flushing":
-<try flushing --> Or Queens>-
|
396.5236 | play ball -> the ball's in your court | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Cadarn ar Cyfrwys | Wed Sep 28 1988 18:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.5237 | Play Ball -> No steroids please ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 28 1988 18:24 | 1 |
| (Almost embarrassed to be Canadian)
|
396.5238 | All together now... | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Wed Sep 28 1988 18:32 | 5 |
| The ball's in your court -----+
|
+-----------> hideous side effects
|
No steroids please -----------+
|
396.5239 | hideous side effects --> cheap housepaint | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 28 1988 18:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.5240 | cheap housepaint => A flaky environment | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 28 1988 18:44 | 0 |
396.5241 | A flaky environment --> cold cereal | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Wed Sep 28 1988 18:45 | 0 |
396.5242 | cold cereal -> corny jokes | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 28 1988 18:47 | 0 |
396.5243 | corny jokes --> Joe Miller | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 28 1988 19:14 | 3 |
|
_Joe Miller's Joke Book_ was once the quintessence of corn.
|
396.5244 | Joe Miller --> Tony Blackburn | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Wed Sep 28 1988 19:40 | 1 |
| Perhaps they were related?
|
396.5245 | Tony Blackburn -> DJ's Dastardly Jokes | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 28 1988 19:53 | 3 |
| How many people know of the nauseous Tony Blackburn, or Kenny Everett
????????????????????????????????????????????????
|
396.5246 | DJ's Dastardly Jokes --> knock, knock | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Sep 28 1988 20:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.5247 | knock, knock ==> Nobody's home! | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Wed Sep 28 1988 20:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.5248 | Nobody's home! -> Can I speak to Mr or Mrs Nobody then ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 28 1988 20:46 | 1 |
| to knock, knock ..... Avon calling, your doorbell's broken!
|
396.5249 | Can I speak to Mr or Mrs Nobody then ? -> when? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Confused and bemused | Wed Sep 28 1988 20:50 | 2 |
|
|
396.5250 | when --> tumor | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Sep 28 1988 20:59 | 4 |
|
or
-<when --> whelk>-
|
396.5251 | tumor -> three more | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Sep 28 1988 22:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.5252 | three more =< tee many martoonis | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Sep 29 1988 00:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.5253 | te many martoonis -> e pluribus unum | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Confused and bemused | Thu Sep 29 1988 00:54 | 2 |
|
with apologies to Veni, Vedi, and Vichy.
|
396.5254 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Thu Sep 29 1988 01:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.5255 | same to you!!--> and more of it buddy! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Thu Sep 29 1988 02:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.5256 | and more of it, buddy! --> 10-4! | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Sep 29 1988 03:18 | 0 |
396.5257 | 10-4 = 6 | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Sep 29 1988 03:19 | 0 |
396.5258 | 6 == half dozen | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Thu Sep 29 1988 03:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.5259 | half dozen => half gross | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Sep 29 1988 04:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.5260 | half gross ==> of one and 72 of another | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Thu Sep 29 1988 04:37 | 0 |
396.5261 | of one and 72 of another -> language abuse | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | They'll lift you up in their hands | Thu Sep 29 1988 11:33 | 0 |
396.5262 | language abuse -> stunned pun | PAMOLA::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Thu Sep 29 1988 15:49 | 0 |
396.5263 | stunned pun -> dazed ;-) | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Confused and bemused | Thu Sep 29 1988 16:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.5264 | dazed -> bedazzled | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Cadarn ar Cyfrwys | Thu Sep 29 1988 17:01 | 7 |
| for "tee many martooni's" I'd like to add that lovely party line:
I only had tee martooni's and a bubble durban, but I'm not as drunk
as many thinkle peep I am...the only thing I know is the drunker
I sit here, the longer I get!!! (*hic*)
|
396.5265 | bedazzled --> bedraggled | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Sep 29 1988 17:41 | 14 |
|
On "bedraggled:"
On a radio show, one of the actors was supposed to say that a female
character looked rather rumpled. The line was: "She really looks
bedraggled."
Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending upon your point of view,
the actor mispronounced a word, adding a whole new dimension to
the plot. He said,
"She really looks bed-raggled."
Delicious!
|
396.5266 | bedraggled -> be dragged or be led | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 29 1988 19:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.5267 | | LOCLE::RATCLIFF | What does "curiosity" mean? | Thu Sep 29 1988 19:23 | 4 |
| -< be dragged or be led => Let there be light >-
^^^
Re .5245: Kenny Everett? Nah, all I do is in the best possible taste.
|
396.5268 | let there be light --> Edison | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Sep 29 1988 19:42 | 4 |
|
Re "be dragged or be led":
"You can lead a horse to water ...."
|
396.5269 | Let there be light -> Dawn comes to Marblehead | MELEE::BIELSKI | Confused and bemused | Thu Sep 29 1988 19:43 | 4 |
|
A most wonderous Massachusetts phenomenon, but it could happen
to most anyone anywhere.
|
396.5270 | Dawn comes to Marblehead -> Many marriages saved! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 29 1988 19:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.5271 | Edison -> many marriages saved -> Johnny Carson | PAMOLA::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Thu Sep 29 1988 20:38 | 0 |
396.5272 | Johnny Carson -> Johnny Appleseed | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Confused and bemused | Thu Sep 29 1988 21:57 | 3 |
|
didn't each roam the country, doing their thing?
|
396.5273 | Johnny Appleseed -> Johnny Angel | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Sep 29 1988 22:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.5274 | Johnny Angel => Fred Demon | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Sep 30 1988 04:33 | 4 |
|
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to do the
back stroke, you've got something. :-)
|
396.5275 | Fred Demon -> Dread Fred | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Fri Sep 30 1988 15:26 | 0 |
396.5276 | Dread Fred ==> Freddy Crueger | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Fri Sep 30 1988 15:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.5277 | Freddy Krueger --> Beautiful dreamer ... | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 30 1988 15:49 | 5 |
|
Actually, itn't it "Krueger"?
Interestingly, there's going to be a weekly television show built
around the character. Syndicated. Kinda strange.
|
396.5278 | Beautiful dreame --> Sleeping Beauty | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Fri Sep 30 1988 17:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.5279 | Sleeping Beauty -> Prince + Kiss | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Confused and bemused | Fri Sep 30 1988 17:22 | 3 |
|
two of my favorite rock groups, now that I don't see much of them
any more...Joan Baez, where are you now that I REALLY need you?
|
396.5280 | prince + kiss --> frog | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 30 1988 17:28 | 2 |
|
sort of entropic
|
396.5281 | frog -> toady | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Cadarn ar Cyfrwys | Fri Sep 30 1988 17:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.5282 | toady --> rat and mole | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Fri Sep 30 1988 17:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.5283 | rat and mole --> ships | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 30 1988 18:21 | 6 |
|
Re "toady":
-<toady --> fishy>-
sort of devolutionary, what?
|
396.5284 | SHIPS--> Nina Pinta & Santa Maria | SPUD::SCHARMANN | Computer Freek - Beware | Fri Sep 30 1988 18:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.5285 | | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Sep 30 1988 19:25 | 5 |
| All together now:
Sit right back and I'll the tale,
The tale of a fateful ship,
That started ....
|
396.5286 | Nina Pinta & Santa Maria -> China bound | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Confused and bemused | Fri Sep 30 1988 19:25 | 2 |
|
small world, isn't it?
|
396.5287 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 30 1988 19:38 | 7 |
| Guppy-----------------+
|
|
|
China bound ----------+-----------> porcelain fishtank
|
396.5288 | Porcelain Fishtank => Ceramic Fish | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Once is NEVER enough!! | Fri Sep 30 1988 19:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.5289 | Ceramic fish -> thanks for all the ... | PAMOLA::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Fri Sep 30 1988 20:05 | 8 |
| re: a couple back
Guppy!?!?!?!? Surely it's the S. S. Minnow! And, how could you botch
those words???!!!
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
etc etc
|
396.5290 | thanks for all the ... --> memories | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Sep 30 1988 20:16 | 10 |
| ...
That started from a tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship
The ship was a ...
The skipper brave and sure
...
For a three hour tour
A three hour tour
[sounds effects - thunder wind and rain]
...
|
396.5291 | memories --> Cats | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 30 1988 21:13 | 4 |
|
song from the musical.
but then, I like anything feline. :-)
|
396.5292 | Cats ==> on a Hot Tin Roof | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Fri Sep 30 1988 21:42 | 5 |
|
On the subject of musicals and felines.....
|
396.5293 | Hot Tin Roof -> Hot Fudge Sundae | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Sep 30 1988 22:56 | 7 |
| > Guppy!?!?!?!? Surely it's the S. S. Minnow! And, how could you botch
> those words???!!!
I realized I screwed up JUST after I posted and went to a meeting.
OK, to make the punishment fit the crime I'll watch the next
20000 reruns of "Gilligan's Island". Maybe even the "Return of ..."
and "Son of ..." and
|
396.5294 | Hot Tin "Roof" -> Rin Tin Tin | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Cadarn ar Cyfrwys | Fri Sep 30 1988 22:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.5295 | Sundae/Rin Tin Tin -> Dog 'Dae Afternoon | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Cadarn ar Cyfrwys | Fri Sep 30 1988 22:59 | 3 |
| Hot Fudge Sundae------------------------>
>>>>Dog 'Dae Afternoon
Rin Tin Tin----------------------------->
|
396.5296 | Rin-Tin-Tin --> soldering gun | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Sep 30 1988 23:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.5297 | | ERIS::CALLAS | I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus | Fri Sep 30 1988 23:04 | 3 |
| Dog 'Dae Afternoon --+
+-------> Fill 'em full o' lead.
soldering gun -------+
|
396.5298 | Fill 'em full o' lead -> weigh down to the sea in ships | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Confused and bemused | Fri Sep 30 1988 23:34 | 2 |
|
after all these years, still feeling nautical.
|
396.5299 | weigh down to the sea in ships => Popeye the Sailor | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sat Oct 01 1988 00:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.5300 | Popeye the Sailor --> spinach [:-( yecch!] | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Oct 01 1988 01:10 | 0 |
396.5301 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Sat Oct 01 1988 02:12 | 6 |
396.5302 | what you get after bed spins ==> Journey to Oz | WMOIS::R_BARON | Bob | Sat Oct 01 1988 04:19 | 0 |
396.5303 | Journey to Oz --> tornado | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Oct 01 1988 06:31 | 0 |
396.5304 | tornado --> Typhoon | SALEM::AMARTIN | WE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM! | Sat Oct 01 1988 08:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.5305 | Typhoon -> PG Tips | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Sat Oct 01 1988 18:25 | 2 |
|
For those who savour tea.
|
396.5306 | PG tips --> advice to pregnant women | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Sat Oct 01 1988 23:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.5307 | Advice to pregnant women => a little late, don't you think? :-) | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sun Oct 02 1988 05:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.5308 | a little late, etc. -> opportunity knocks twice... | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sun Oct 02 1988 19:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.5309 | ------> opporknockity tunes once! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Sun Oct 02 1988 19:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.5310 | opporknockity tunes once! => I'm not as think as you stoned I am! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sun Oct 02 1988 23:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.5311 | .. think you stoned I am->penny meople pink so! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Sun Oct 02 1988 23:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.5312 | penny meople pink so! -> putt the muck pops beer. | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Confused and bemused | Mon Oct 03 1988 16:39 | 5 |
|
working my financial plan, rounding (up) the pennies...
Harry S Truman said it first.
|
396.5313 | putt the muck pops beer --> Gladly, the cross-eyed bear | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Oct 03 1988 16:55 | 19 |
|
Re "Typhoon":
-<Typhoon --> Hurricane>-
This can go lots of places. It could go to "girls' names"; even
though both mem's and women's names are used to designate hurricanes,
it was only women's names for decades. It can go to "Battle of
Britain": the Hawker Hurricane, not the overpublicized Spitfire,
was what saved Britain from the Luftwaffe. Or, if you're in a puckish
mood, it could go to "himmicane."
re "A little late, don't you thonk?":
-<A little late, don't you think? --> Posthumous pardon>-
re "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear":
a child's confusion over the hymn, _Gladly the Cross I'd Bear_
|
396.5314 | Gladly, the cross-eyed bear -> Daktari the crosseyes lion | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Cadarn ar Cyfrwys | Mon Oct 03 1988 17:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.5315 | Daktari the crosseys lion -> Wild Kingdom: the crosseyed viewer | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Confused and bemused | Mon Oct 03 1988 19:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.5316 | Wild Kindom: the cross-eyed viewer --> Magic Kingdom | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Oct 03 1988 19:54 | 9 |
|
Re "Magic Kingdom": as in Walt Disney's
Re "Daktari the crosseyes lion":
-<Daktari the crosseyes lion --> Clarence, the cross-eyed vet>-
... actually, Clarence was the lion and Daktari was the vet, but...
|
396.5317 | Magic Kingdom --> VACATION (10/13/88 - 10/25/88) | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Mon Oct 03 1988 20:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.5318 | VACATION (10/13/88 - 10/25/88) ==> Wally World! | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Mon Oct 03 1988 20:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.5319 | Wally World => Chevy Chase - Vacation | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Once is NEVER enough!! | Mon Oct 03 1988 23:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.5320 | Chevy Chase -> Cheddar Cheese | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Cadarn ar Cyfrwys | Mon Oct 03 1988 23:50 | 4 |
| Emily Latella (Gilda Radner's feebleminded newscaster) used to call
him that (she was hard of hearing)
|
396.5321 | cheddar cheese --> nachos | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Oct 04 1988 00:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.5322 | nachos -> Gesundheit! | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Confused and bemused | Tue Oct 04 1988 00:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.5323 | Gesundheit! <= How do you say s**t in german? :-) | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Oct 04 1988 02:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.5324 | How do you say s**t in german? -> sch****e | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Tue Oct 04 1988 12:56 | 4 |
|
Is this of any help? :-)
Arie
|
396.5325 | sch****e --> Sch You Know Who | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Tue Oct 04 1988 15:36 | 3 |
| Yes, thankyou.
Ian.
|
396.5326 | Sch you know who -> No? | BISTRO::WOOD | VBO - Where the grass IS greener! | Tue Oct 04 1988 16:13 | 0 |
396.5327 | No? ==> WRONG! | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Tue Oct 04 1988 16:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.5328 | No? -> the eyes have it | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Confused and bemused | Tue Oct 04 1988 16:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.5329 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Oct 04 1988 16:46 | 11 |
| WRONG---------------------------+
|
|
the eyes have it ---------------+------> optical illusion
Re "gesundheit":
-<gesundheit ---> comesoutloose>-
as in "drunk tank"
|
396.5330 | optical illusion -> Escher | LEZAH::BOBBITT | aspera me juvant | Tue Oct 04 1988 18:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.5331 | Escher -> Can't make head nor tail of it | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Oct 04 1988 18:22 | 1 |
| as in I sure can't understand optical illusions
|
396.5332 | Can't make head nor tail of it -> Can make head and tail of it | FEY::BIELSKI | Confused and bemused | Tue Oct 04 1988 19:05 | 2 |
|
Escher's magic at work.
|
396.5333 | can make head or tail of it --> probability theory | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Tue Oct 04 1988 19:27 | 0 |
396.5334 | probability theory --> Improbability Drive | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Tue Oct 04 1988 21:15 | 3 |
396.5335 | Improbability Drive -> formerly Ironic Way | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Tue Oct 04 1988 21:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.5336 | formerly Ironic Way -> an early mettled road | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Oct 05 1988 01:52 | 0 |
396.5337 | an early mettled road --> iron Horse | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Wed Oct 05 1988 07:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.5338 | iron horse -> monk | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Oct 05 1988 11:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.5339 | Douglas Adams | LOCLE::RATCLIFF | What does "curiosity" mean? | Wed Oct 05 1988 11:08 | 3 |
| monk -----------------+
|---- Douglas Adams
Improbability Drive --+
|
396.5340 | Douglas Adams => what is nine times six? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Oct 05 1988 14:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.5341 | what is nine times six?---> forty two | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Oct 05 1988 14:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.5342 | forty-two -> what was the question? | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Oct 05 1988 14:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.5343 | what was the question? --> criminal | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Oct 05 1988 16:03 | 3 |
|
Dick Tracy strip?
|
396.5344 | criminal -> in the eye of the beholder | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Oct 05 1988 17:02 | 2 |
|
hence, crime = beauty. No wonder I flunked Abstract Logic I.
|
396.5345 | in the eye of the beholder -> Police | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 05 1988 18:12 | 1 |
| in the eye of the beholder -> sting ->
|
396.5346 | | BISTRO::WOOD | VBO - Where the grass IS greener! | Wed Oct 05 1988 18:16 | 5 |
| Police ---------
|
--------> Music
|
sting ----------
|
396.5347 | Music -> the well tempered clavicord | LEZAH::BOBBITT | aspera me juvant | Wed Oct 05 1988 18:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.5348 | well tempered clavicord --> cheerful piano | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Oct 05 1988 19:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.5349 | cheerful piano -> tickled ivories | FEY::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Oct 05 1988 19:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.5350 | tickled ivories --> amused elephants | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Wed Oct 05 1988 19:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.5351 | amused elephants --> pink elephants | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Oct 05 1988 20:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.5352 | pink elephants --> fellow-traveling pachyderms | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Oct 05 1988 20:37 | 9 |
|
Re "tickled ivories":
-<tickled ivories --> loaded dice>-
or
-<tickled ivories --> happy soap>-
|
396.5353 | fellow-traveling pachyderms -> Soviet heavy industrialists | FEY::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Oct 05 1988 20:47 | 3 |
|
...but I *still* like "Commie Repbulicans"
|
396.5354 | Soviet heavy industrialists -=> have 'weighty' problems | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Wed Oct 05 1988 23:01 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5355 | have 'weighty' problems -> get the lead out | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Oct 05 1988 23:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.5356 | get the lead out -=> walkies | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Wed Oct 05 1988 23:45 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5357 | get the lead out --> alchemists | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Oct 05 1988 23:45 | 2 |
|
Sorry, Larry [Klaes], I couldn't resist...
|
396.5358 | to go(ld) or not to go(ld), that is the ??? | FEY::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Thu Oct 06 1988 00:19 | 6 |
| ^
___ walkies ____ |
| | |
get the lead out --- |-----
| |
--- alchemists -
|
396.5359 | That is the ??? => Where's the answer? | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Once is NEVER enough!! | Thu Oct 06 1988 00:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.5360 | Where's the answer --> Where's the beef? | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Oct 06 1988 00:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.5361 | Where's the beef? --> Where was George? | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Thu Oct 06 1988 00:36 | 0 |
396.5362 | Where was George ? -> Just Curious | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Oct 06 1988 01:51 | 1 |
| Kids' story time !
|
396.5363 | Just Curious --> Puzzled, of Mazeville | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Thu Oct 06 1988 02:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.5364 | Puzzled, of Mazeville --> Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Thu Oct 06 1988 10:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.5365 | Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells --> Go West, young man | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Oct 06 1988 16:54 | 7 |
|
Re "Go West ...":
This quotation has been erroneously attributed to Horace Greeley.
Actually, it was written by someone else [probably Charles Dudley
Warner, but I'm not certain], and was _quoted_ by Greeley in an
editorial. Since then, it's been considered "his."
|
396.5366 | Go West, young man -=> Mae I? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Thu Oct 06 1988 16:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.5367 | Mae I? --> Elizabeth II | RICKS::SATOW | | Thu Oct 06 1988 17:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.5368 | Elizabeth II -> ...let me take you on a SEA CRUISE | LEZAH::BOBBITT | aspera me juvant | Thu Oct 06 1988 17:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.5369 | let me take you on a SEA CRUISE -> come fly with me | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Oct 06 1988 17:14 | 6 |
|
Re: quotations and their owners ....
Originality is only undetected plagiarism ... J.S.Barker
(he ought to know)
|
396.5370 | come fly with me --> Up, up, and away! | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Oct 06 1988 18:29 | 17 |
|
Re "Up, up, and away!":
In the old days before television, the dramatic shows were on radio.
One of these was _The Adventures of Superman_. This was a radio
serial in the "children's hour" of 5:00-6:00 P.M. Since flying
without an airplasne was a difficult thing to fisualize without
a little prompt, rather than having a narrator say, each time,
"Superman begins his journey by flying from <wherever>," the writers
hasd Superman call, "Up, up, and away!" -- followed by the sound
of a wind, as in air rushing past Superman as he flew towards his
destination.
And please, not:
--> in my beautiful balloon>-
|
396.5371 | Up, up, and away! --> Out, out, damned spot! | RICKS::SATOW | | Thu Oct 06 1988 18:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.5372 | Out, out, damned spot! -> go wet outside | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Thu Oct 06 1988 18:59 | 3 |
|
a little dog-eared, but *someone* has to watch
out for the carpets.
|
396.5373 | go wet outside -=> out-house | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Thu Oct 06 1988 19:03 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5374 | out-house ==> in-house | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS Architecture | Thu Oct 06 1988 19:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.5375 | in-house -=> cheaper ? | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Thu Oct 06 1988 19:24 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.5376 | cheaper ? -> Tweetie Pie | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Thu Oct 06 1988 20:05 | 2 |
|
as opposed to the (presumably) more expensive Big Bird.
|
396.5377 | Tweetie Pie -> I tot I taw a puddy tat ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Oct 06 1988 20:12 | 3 |
| or
Tweetie Pie -> Duck or Grouse !
|
396.5378 | I tot I taw a puddy tat ! --> I did! I did tee a ... | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Oct 06 1988 20:18 | 0 |
396.5379 | I did! I did tee a ... -> Golf Ball | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Oct 06 1988 21:00 | 0 |
396.5380 | Golf Ball -=> Golf GTi | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Thu Oct 06 1988 21:32 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.5381 | Golf GTi --> Fore on the floor | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Thu Oct 06 1988 22:35 | 0 |
396.5382 | Fore on the floor -> Executive Privilege | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Thu Oct 06 1988 22:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.5383 | Executive Privilege -> Kernel mode license | ERIS::CALLAS | I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus | Thu Oct 06 1988 23:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.5384 | Kernel mode license --> popcorn supplier | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Oct 06 1988 23:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.5385 | popcorn supplier --> Bed 'n rocker | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Oct 06 1988 23:43 | 3 |
|
Orville Redenbacher
|
396.5386 | bed 'n rocker -> chippendale | LEZAH::BOBBITT | aspera me juvant | Fri Oct 07 1988 00:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.5387 | chippendale --> Alvin, Simon, and Theodore | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Oct 07 1988 00:37 | 1 |
| The OTHER set of chipmunks
|
396.5388 | Alvin, Simon, and Theodore -> Dave ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Oct 07 1988 00:51 | 0 |
396.5389 | Dave --> racoon | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Oct 07 1988 00:59 | 6 |
|
Davey crockett wore a coonskin cap.
Re "Chippendale":
-<Chippendale --> Male stripper>-
|
396.5390 | racoon -=> Rocky | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Fri Oct 07 1988 02:02 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5391 | Rocky => Bullwinkle | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Oct 07 1988 03:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.5392 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Fri Oct 07 1988 03:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.5393 | a pub in Mass. --- > spitoon | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Fri Oct 07 1988 07:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.5394 | spitoon => pa-too --- ting! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Oct 07 1988 08:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.5395 | pa-too .... ting -=> gob-stopper | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Fri Oct 07 1988 14:21 | 4 |
|
Yuch !
John J
|
396.5396 | gob-stopper -> go wash your mouth | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Oct 07 1988 15:14 | 0 |
396.5397 | go wash your mouth -=> out with soap | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Fri Oct 07 1988 15:37 | 2 |
| John J (again)
|
396.5398 | out with soap -> a clean date | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Oct 07 1988 16:02 | 1 |
| Arie (again)
|
396.5399 | a clean date -> Bedouin laundromat | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Fri Oct 07 1988 16:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.5400 | Bedouin laundromat -> sandy clothes | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Oct 07 1988 16:11 | 3 |
| a hundreder for me????
Arie
|
396.5401 | sandy clothes -> true love/grit | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 07 1988 16:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.5402 | true love - true grit(s) -> breakfast in bed | LEZAH::BOBBITT | aspera me juvant | Fri Oct 07 1988 17:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.5403 | breakfast in bed --> crumbs on the mattress | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Oct 07 1988 17:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.5404 | crumbs on the matress->no breakfast in bed anymore | COPCLU::STS | Ignorance is the mother of adventure | Fri Oct 07 1988 18:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.5405 | No break. in bed anymore -> Awww geeee ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Oct 07 1988 18:57 | 0 |
396.5406 | Awww geeee ! -> gityuppthere, mule | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Fri Oct 07 1988 19:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.5407 | gityuppthere, mule -=> gitoffameback first | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Fri Oct 07 1988 19:39 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.5408 | gitoffameback first -> A real climb down | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Oct 07 1988 20:48 | 0 |
396.5409 | a real climb down --> The deficit | CURIE::GREER | | Fri Oct 07 1988 22:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.5410 | the deficit -> voodoo economics | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Oct 07 1988 23:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.5411 | voodoo economics ==> where's my rubber chicken?? | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Fri Oct 07 1988 23:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.5412 | where's my rubber chicken -> where's my rubber duckie ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Oct 07 1988 23:36 | 0 |
396.5413 | where's my rubber chicken? --> deflation | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Fri Oct 07 1988 23:37 | 0 |
396.5414 | phffffttt....gonzo! | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Sat Oct 08 1988 00:26 | 5 |
| ^
|
where's my rubber duckie ? -- |
|--------
deflation -------------
|
396.5415 | phffffffttt....gonzo! -> smoke and mirrors | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Oct 08 1988 00:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.5416 | smoke and mirrors -> he hid the elephant up his sleeve !\ | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Oct 08 1988 01:38 | 0 |
396.5417 | serious wash problem! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Mon Oct 10 1988 04:42 | 5 |
| ^
|
|
|
he hid the elephant up his sleeve!------+
|
396.5418 | serious wash problem -> Gotta be ring around the collar | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Oct 10 1988 05:22 | 0 |
396.5419 | | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Mon Oct 10 1988 08:12 | 1 |
| Gotta be ring around the collar --> gonna wash that man right outta my hair
|
396.5420 | gonna wash.... => You've got dandruff? The wedding is off!!! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Oct 10 1988 09:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.5421 | | UNTADI::ODIJP | Come up an' be me sometime ! | Mon Oct 10 1988 14:36 | 7 |
|
< You've got dandruff? The wedding is off!!! -=>
Who told you about me an' Dan Druff ??? >
John J
|
396.5422 | you've got dandruff? the wedding is off!!! => afine start | GIDDAY::VISSER | to kill time, work it to death | Mon Oct 10 1988 14:38 | 6 |
|
as in "the wedding is off to a fine start"
..klaas..
|
396.5423 | a fine start -> a coarse course | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Mon Oct 10 1988 17:02 | 2 |
|
editorial comment by one who's been there.
|
396.5424 | a coarse course --> the rose rows rose | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Mon Oct 10 1988 17:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.5425 | the rose rows rose -> that one won one one-dollar bill | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Mon Oct 10 1988 17:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.5426 | ----->playing the lottery | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Mon Oct 10 1988 17:32 | 10 |
| ^
|
|
|
..me and Dan Druff------------------+
|
|
|
|
..won one one-dollar bill-----------+
|
396.5427 | palying the lottery -> I too went to two too many twos. | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Mon Oct 10 1988 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.5428 | I too went to two many twos -=> who let that train in here | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Mon Oct 10 1988 20:03 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5429 | who let that train in here? -> I dunno, follow the tracks | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Mon Oct 10 1988 21:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.5430 | I dunno, follow the tracks --> bunny hop | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Mon Oct 10 1988 21:34 | 0 |
396.5431 | bunny hop --> bob hope | CURIE::GREER | | Mon Oct 10 1988 22:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.5432 | bob hope -> road to pandora's box | ERIS::CALLAS | I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus | Mon Oct 10 1988 23:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.5433 | road to pandora's box--> between two thighs | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Tue Oct 11 1988 00:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.5434 | between two thighs --> half size | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Oct 11 1988 00:21 | 1 |
| thaid with a lithp
|
396.5435 | half size --> pint size | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Tue Oct 11 1988 01:00 | 0 |
396.5436 | pint size -> Midas size | FEY::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Tue Oct 11 1988 01:25 | 3 |
|
I have absolutely no commercial interest...
|
396.5437 | Midas size -> might as well | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Oct 11 1988 01:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.5438 | Midas size ---> Golden metric | RAVEN1::MKENNEDY | Eschew sesquipedalianism! | Tue Oct 11 1988 01:41 | 0 |
396.5439 | Golden metric => Au kilo | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Oct 11 1988 02:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.5440 | Au kilo ==> $11,484 | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS Architecture | Tue Oct 11 1988 05:04 | 4 |
|
1 Kilogram = 2.2 pounds
1 pound = 12 oz (troy)
1 oz Au = $435
|
396.5441 | $11,484 -> A WEIGHTY SUM | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Oct 11 1988 05:21 | 0 |
396.5442 | --------->as you wish! :-) | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Tue Oct 11 1988 05:31 | 10 |
| ^
|
|
|
|
A WEIGHTY SUM--------+
|
|
|
might as well--------+
|
396.5443 | as you wish! :-) --> your wish is my .com | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Oct 11 1988 05:46 | 0 |
396.5444 | your wish is my .com --> and my .txt and my .lst | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Tue Oct 11 1988 06:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.5445 | and my .txt and my .lst => I give you my .exe too | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Oct 11 1988 06:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.5446 | I give you my .exe too --> I hope you will be happy together! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Tue Oct 11 1988 10:55 | 5 |
|
I was considering
I give you my .exe too ---> say no to dcl
|
396.5447 | I hope you will be happy together! -> May your .TJLs proliferate | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Tue Oct 11 1988 16:42 | 2 |
|
I have to keep cleaning mine up...
|
396.5448 | may your .TJLs proliferate > and may all your Xmas's be white | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Tue Oct 11 1988 16:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.5449 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Oct 11 1988 17:37 | 3 |
| -< ... Xmas's be white -> unless you live in Australia >-
A white Christmas would be kinda neat in the middle of summer!
|
396.5450 | unless you live in Australia -> down under | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 11 1988 17:43 | 3 |
|
Snow in Australia? With a heavy coat? Then you would be ...
|
396.5451 | down under -=> no worries | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Tue Oct 11 1988 17:51 | 3 |
| The name's Mick
John J
|
396.5452 | no worries -> push lorries | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Tue Oct 11 1988 18:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.5453 | no worries > push lorries > light flurries | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Tue Oct 11 1988 18:50 | 2 |
| we should be getting 'em later this week...
|
396.5454 | Light flurries => Blizzard | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Once is NEVER enough!! | Tue Oct 11 1988 19:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.5455 | Blizzard -> of Blahs | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Tue Oct 11 1988 19:27 | 2 |
|
I sometimes get 'em, as my tan begins develop a frosty sheen.
|
396.5456 | of Blahs -> tongue depressors | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 11 1988 19:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.5457 | tongue depressors -> Get that crowbar out of my mouth ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Oct 11 1988 21:24 | 0 |
396.5458 | ...crowbar out of my mouth -> earache my eye | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Tue Oct 11 1988 21:34 | 2 |
| An old Cheech and Chong comedy sketch
|
396.5459 | earache my eye -=> 'armless my foot | UNTADH::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Tue Oct 11 1988 21:44 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5460 | 'armless my foot => Blind Mellon Chitlin | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Oct 12 1988 00:03 | 3 |
|
Another Cheech and Chong character....
|
396.5461 | Blind Mellon Chitlin -> see no evil | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Oct 12 1988 00:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.5462 | see no evil -> live on ees(y street) | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Oct 12 1988 01:08 | 2 |
| palindromically yours,
Bob
|
396.5463 | live on easy street --> Nightmare on Elm Street | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Oct 12 1988 01:41 | 0 |
396.5464 | Nightmare on Elm Street => part I, II, III, IV, etc., ad nauseam | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Oct 12 1988 09:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.5465 | (part I...) ad nauseam --> Sydney Devine | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Wed Oct 12 1988 11:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.5466 | Sydney Devine -=> Bugs Debunny | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Wed Oct 12 1988 14:35 | 2 |
|
Daffy
|
396.5467 | Bugs Debunny -> What's up, Dededoc? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Oct 12 1988 16:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.5468 | what's up dedoc? -> deboat | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Wed Oct 12 1988 17:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.5469 | deboat -> debark | COPCLU::STS | Ignorance is the mother of adventure | Wed Oct 12 1988 17:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.5470 | debark -=> is worse than debite | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Wed Oct 12 1988 17:41 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5471 | is worse than debite --> is better than credite | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Wed Oct 12 1988 17:50 | 0 |
396.5472 | is better than credite -> a penny saved | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Oct 12 1988 18:42 | 2 |
|
...but I have less than a century of experience with this
|
396.5473 | a penny saved -> feeds a ceramic pig | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 12 1988 18:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.5474 | feeds a ceramic pig -=> smashed and grabbed | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Wed Oct 12 1988 19:06 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5475 | smashed and grabbed --> peanut | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Oct 12 1988 19:08 | 0 |
396.5476 | peanut -=> Big D | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Wed Oct 12 1988 19:14 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5477 | Big D --> Double D | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Oct 12 1988 20:32 | 5 |
| re .5490 "debark -=> is worse than debite"
That was good! :-)
Dan
|
396.5478 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Oct 12 1988 20:43 | 2 |
| -< Double D -> Deaddly >-
|
396.5479 | [Double D -->] Deaddly --> fatal embrace | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Wed Oct 12 1988 21:55 | 4 |
|
In one of the Pink Panther movies, Inspector Clouseau is at an
Oktoberfest celebration, being chased by a "barmaid" with very
sharp, pointy things protruding from her, uh, "Double Ds".
|
396.5480 | fatal embrace -> boa constrictor | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Wed Oct 12 1988 22:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.5481 | fatal embrace -> boa constrictor -> feather boa constrictor | ERIS::CALLAS | I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus | Wed Oct 12 1988 23:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.5482 | feather boa constrictor -> tickled to death | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Oct 12 1988 23:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.5483 | feather boa constrictor => Monty the Python | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Oct 12 1988 23:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.5484 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Oct 13 1988 00:02 | 3 |
| Monty the Python-------+
+---> laughed 'till he died
tickled to death-------+
|
396.5485 | laughed 'til he died -> funny way to go | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Thu Oct 13 1988 00:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.5486 | Funny way to go -> Ha,ha bonk! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Oct 13 1988 01:02 | 1 |
| The man who laughed his head off ....
|
396.5487 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Thu Oct 13 1988 02:27 | 5 |
|
For those of you not in the US, Bork was in the running
for President, way back when.....
-Jay
|
396.5488 | Ha, Ha, Bork => Insipid goatee | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Oct 13 1988 09:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.5489 | Insipid goatee -=> hill walking bleater | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Thu Oct 13 1988 14:53 | 8 |
|
Re .5477
Thanks , Dan , but it was .5470 .
.5490 is next .
John J
|
396.5490 | hill walking bleater => George Bush | EGAV01::DKEATING | Roamin' Cadillac Church SAVES | Thu Oct 13 1988 15:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.5491 | George Bush -> scripted malapropisms | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Thu Oct 13 1988 16:49 | 2 |
|
tastelessness in good taste. (him, not me)
|
396.5492 | George Bush -> scripted malapropisms -> campaign speeches | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Thu Oct 13 1988 18:04 | 4 |
| for ha, ha, Bork, I'd have said something about the Muppets' swedish
chef (hmmm, bork, bork, bork!)
|
396.5493 | Campaing Speaches -> zzzzzzz, zzzzzzz, zzzzzzz, zzzzzzz | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Oct 13 1988 18:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.5494 | z*28 --> heavy sleeper | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Thu Oct 13 1988 18:09 | 0 |
396.5495 | heavy sleeper -=> sturdy bed required | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Thu Oct 13 1988 18:12 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.5496 | sturdy bed required --> newlyweds | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Oct 13 1988 18:52 | 5 |
|
Re "gob-stopper":
-<gob-stopper --> lady of the night>-
|
396.5497 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Oct 13 1988 18:57 | 3 |
| re .5496
What on earth is this doing here ???? It looks like a flashback to .5396
|
396.5498 | sturdy bed required -> blanket on the ground | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Oct 13 1988 18:59 | 0 |
396.5499 | a down-to-earth couple | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Thu Oct 13 1988 19:20 | 4 |
| ^
newlyweds - - - - - - - - | |
| - - - - - - - -
blanket on the ground - - |
|
396.5500 | a down-to-earth couple -=> The Good Life | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Thu Oct 13 1988 19:53 | 3 |
| For those who know .
John J
|
396.5501 | The Good Life -> It's A Wonderful Life | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Thu Oct 13 1988 20:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.5502 | It's a Wonderful Life -> for Old Movie Buffs | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Oct 13 1988 21:20 | 0 |
396.5503 | for Old Movie buffs --> UCOUNT::MOVIES | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Oct 13 1988 21:33 | 2 |
|
An appropriate conference ...
|
396.5504 | for Old Movie Buffs --> Groucho, Chico, Harpo & Zeppo | ME::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Thu Oct 13 1988 21:36 | 8 |
| I know I left Gummo out, but I needed "for" of them...
Re _It's a Wonderful Life_:
-< It's a Wonderful Life --> but only in black&white >-
thanks but no thanks, Ted...
|
396.5505 | Groucho,Chico,Harpo & Zeppo -=> 4 Marx out of 5 | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Thu Oct 13 1988 22:09 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.5506 | Marx --> Communist Manifesto? | MTADMS::DONOVAN | Linda Donovan @DOO, DTN 267-2243 | Thu Oct 13 1988 22:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.5507 | Communist Manifesto? -=> No Such Animal\ | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Thu Oct 13 1988 22:24 | 5 |
| What happened to 4 ... out of 5
???????????????????????????????
John J
|
396.5508 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Oct 13 1988 22:35 | 10 |
| UCOUNT::MOVIES -----------------------+
|
|
|
4 Marx out of 5 ----------------------+
|
|
No such animal ---> fair review ------+--------->rating films
|
396.5509 | rating films -> X = C | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Fri Oct 14 1988 00:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.5510 | X = C => only if C<1024 | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Fri Oct 14 1988 00:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.5511 | X = C --> Cross Country Skiing | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Oct 14 1988 00:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.5512 | Cross Country Skiing --> Grass skiing | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Fri Oct 14 1988 03:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.5513 | Grass skiing => drug induced sports? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Oct 14 1988 05:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.5514 | drug induced sports -=> sportoid | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Fri Oct 14 1988 15:19 | 2 |
|
John J
|
396.5515 | sportoid -> bandoid | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Fri Oct 14 1988 16:04 | 0 |
396.5516 | bandoid ==> Benefit for Oids. | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Fri Oct 14 1988 16:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.5517 | Benefit for Oids => For the Benefit of Mr Kite | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Oct 14 1988 17:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.5518 | Benefit for Oids -> happy voids, asteroids, and Mergatroid | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Fri Oct 14 1988 17:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.5519 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Oct 14 1988 18:04 | 18 |
| happy voids, asteroids, and Mergatroid
| | \
| V \
V dark masses \
pink holes | \
| | \
| V |
V Satanic rites V
sink holes | Merganthaler
| | |
| V V
V Horror flicks publisher
sinking feeling | |
| | |
+-----------+------> chills -------+--->fiction ----+
|
|
only if C>1024 -----------------------------------------+--> fantasy
|
396.5520 | fantasy -> fantastic association | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Oct 14 1988 18:30 | 0 |
396.5521 | fantastic association -> fantastic four | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Fri Oct 14 1988 18:46 | 3 |
| re: .5519 - wow. now *that's* entertainment!
|
396.5522 | fantastic four -> th dimension | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Fri Oct 14 1988 20:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.5523 | th dimension -=> get to it in the Tardith | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Fri Oct 14 1988 20:17 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5524 | ..in the Tardith --->bring back Dr. Who! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Fri Oct 14 1988 20:38 | 3 |
|
in re .5519 *applause*
|
396.5525 | bring back Dr. Who! -=> , he's run off again . | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Fri Oct 14 1988 20:42 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.5526 | , he's run off again . -> 'n left his , and . behind | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Fri Oct 14 1988 21:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.5527 | he's run off again --> at the mouth | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Oct 14 1988 21:13 | 4 |
|
Re "Fantastic Four":
-<Fantastic Four --> Budapest String Quartet>-
|
396.5528 | at the mouth --> of the Thames | ERIS::CALLAS | I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus | Fri Oct 14 1988 23:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.5529 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Oct 14 1988 23:40 | 3 |
| Left his , and . behind --->\
----> Punctillious remarks on the river
of the Thames ------------->/ of time
|
396.5530 | Punctillious remarks... -> erudite flotsam and jetsam | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Sat Oct 15 1988 00:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.5531 | erudite flotsam and jetsam --> cocktail party | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Oct 15 1988 00:42 | 1 |
|
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396.5532 | cocktail party -> did someone thay shetflot and tahmtham | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Oct 15 1988 00:57 | 0 |
396.5533 | did someone thay shetflot and tahmtham --> Never on Sunday | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Living on a rope,tape & a prayer | Mon Oct 17 1988 03:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.5534 | Never on Sunday --> Twice on Sunday | DSSDEV::CANTOR | Dave C. | Mon Oct 17 1988 09:48 | 0 |
396.5535 | Twice on Sunday -=> Something to think about on Monday | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Mon Oct 17 1988 12:20 | 4 |
|
Like , now .
John J
|
396.5536 | Something to think about on Monday -> tgi (almost) Friday | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Mon Oct 17 1988 16:52 | 3 |
|
Yesterday never was, tomorrow never will be - it is always *now*
(sigh).
|
396.5537 | TGIF -> Toes Go In First | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Mon Oct 17 1988 18:29 | 4 |
| Why did the moron have the letters "TGIF" painted on his sneakers?
To remind him...
|
396.5538 | Toes Go In First -=> The rest depends on the size of your mouth | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Mon Oct 17 1988 19:03 | 4 |
|
Of course , I could've chosen the more obvious association .
John J
|
396.5539 | size of the mouth -> Morton Downey, Jr. | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Mon Oct 17 1988 21:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.5540 | Morton Downey, Jr ----> gag! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Tue Oct 18 1988 05:38 | 1 |
|
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396.5541 | gag -> me with a spoon! Fer shure! | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Oct 18 1988 06:27 | 1 |
| Whatever happened to Val Gal talk?
|
396.5542 | Fer shure! -> Moon Unit | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Tue Oct 18 1988 15:59 | 6 |
| Like, way beige, man. Valspeak was the gnarliest prattle to hit
the beach in years, fer shure!
Moon Unit Zappa, (Frank's daughter, and Dweezil's sister) sang the
US chart-topping song several years ago - Valley Girl)
|
396.5543 | Moon Unit -> let it all hang out | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Tue Oct 18 1988 16:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.5544 | let it all hang out -=> nudist camp | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Tue Oct 18 1988 17:28 | 4 |
|
Why do I always get these ?
John J
|
396.5545 | nudist camp --> nothing unbareable there | AITG::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Tue Oct 18 1988 18:57 | 3 |
| Because you take them?
>M
|
396.5546 | nothing unbareable there -=> nothing to hide | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Tue Oct 18 1988 19:53 | 4 |
|
Oh , yeah .
John J
|
396.5547 | nothing to hide -> but hide itself | ERIS::CALLAS | I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus | Tue Oct 18 1988 21:00 | 0 |
396.5548 | but hide itself -> chitterlins' | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 18 1988 21:12 | 1 |
|
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396.5549 | chitterlin's --> damn yankee | ERIS::CALLAS | I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus | Tue Oct 18 1988 21:25 | 5 |
| Chitterlin's?! CHITTERLIN'S?! It's "chit'lin's."
Well, I s'pose it ain't *that* bad. At least it wasn't "chitterlings."
Jon
|
396.5550 | damn yankee -> Yosemite Sam | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Tue Oct 18 1988 21:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.5551 | Damn Yankee --> Gwen Verdon | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Oct 18 1988 22:10 | 6 |
|
... You gotta have heart ....
Gewn Verdon played in the musical _Damn Yankees.
All the posters showed off her legs, which were pretty good
|
396.5552 | Yosemite Sam + Gwen Verdon -> dynamic duo | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Oct 19 1988 01:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.5553 | dynamic duo --> Batman and Robin | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Oct 19 1988 01:32 | 0 |
396.5554 | Flunkey and thief | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Oct 19 1988 03:24 | 1 |
|
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396.5555 | Flunkey and Thief --> Law Firm | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Oct 19 1988 16:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.5556 | Law Firm --> Crime Soft | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Wed Oct 19 1988 16:18 | 8 |
|
Steve, howcome you get all the interesting numbers lately? 5555
indeed!
Bonnie
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396.5557 | Crime Soft -> Crime's oft unpunished | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Oct 19 1988 16:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.5558 | Crime's oft unpunished -> Washington, D.C. | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 19 1988 17:15 | 9 |
|
re: .5549
Jon, There are valid alternate spellings of the word.
The Random House Unabridged, notes both our forms.
So much for the spelling.
As far as speaking, I always say chit'lins ( where
the "er" is silent.... :-))
|
396.5559 | Crime's oft unpunished --> The weed of crime bears bitter fruit | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Oct 19 1988 17:21 | 20 |
|
For the younger among us, there was a fabulous radio program about
a character called The Shadow. ("The" was part of the name.) In
the radio version, The Shadow was "... Lamont Cranston, wealthy
young man-about-town, who years ago had learned in the orient the
power to cloud men's minds so they cannot see him. Cranston's friend
and companion, the lovely Margot Lane, is the only person who knows to
whom the voice of the invisible Shadow belongs."
It was a crime show, usually, though some of the crimes were bizarre.
At the beginning of the show, the voice of The Shadow would say,
"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows...."
He would then laugh eerily.
At the close of the show, The Shadow would say, "The weed of crime
bears bitter fruit. Crime does not pay. The Shadow knows." And
again, that laugh.
Several actors played The Shadow, including Orson Welles. The
definitive version of The Shadow was Bret Morrison, though ....
|
396.5560 | | UNTADA::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Wed Oct 19 1988 17:52 | 10 |
|
< The weed of crime bears bitter fruit -=> Flowerpot men to appeal >
Flob-a-lob , libbub weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb .
You had to be there . One o'clock . Watch with Mother .
John J
|
396.5561 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Oct 19 1988 18:06 | 7 |
| Flowerpot men to appeal -> land escape gardeners ->+
|
Washington D.C. -----------------------------------+
|
---------------------------<---+
|
-> White House nursery
|
396.5562 | White House Nursery --> Presidential campaigns | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Oct 19 1988 18:46 | 2 |
|
... I mean, that's where they grow nfrom ...
|
396.5563 | Presidential campaigns -> Cheat to Win | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Wed Oct 19 1988 19:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.5564 | Cheat to win -> Winning isn't everything... | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Oct 19 1988 19:37 | 8 |
|
its the only thing.
I'm pretty sure this is from Vince Lombardi, former (founder?) coach
of the Green Bay Packers.
I'm pretty sure there are either minority opinions, or disagreements
over what "winning" is.
|
396.5565 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Oct 19 1988 20:00 | 2 |
| Winning isn't everything...it's the only thing -> Join us, we're revolting!
|
396.5566 | Join us, we're revolting! -> c'mon, we're not that bad | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Wed Oct 19 1988 21:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.5567 | c'mon, we're not that bad --> trust us | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Oct 19 1988 22:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.5568 | trust us --> we're all tied up | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Oct 19 1988 23:25 | 0 |
396.5569 | we're all tied up -> a formal approach | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Oct 19 1988 23:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.5570 | a formal approack --> pickup line | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Oct 20 1988 00:29 | 2 |
|
... such as, "Haven't we met somewhere before?"
|
396.5571 | pickup line -> towing rope | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Oct 20 1988 01:17 | 0 |
396.5572 | towing rope --> toeing line | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Oct 20 1988 01:30 | 0 |
396.5573 | toeing line -> test for inhebriation ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Oct 20 1988 01:37 | 0 |
396.5574 | | USSLKG::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Thu Oct 20 1988 02:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.5575 | test for inhebriation -> feel sophisticated but can't say it | ERIS::CALLAS | I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus | Thu Oct 20 1988 02:09 | 12 |
| re .5558 (chit'lin's):
Unh huh. There *are* two legitimate spellings -- the proper one, and
the carpetbagger's. The other one's there so we know who's who.
re .5555:
Bonnie, *all* numbers are interesting. If you don't believe me, I'll
show the the proof sometime.
Jon
|
396.5576 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Oct 20 1988 02:59 | 3 |
| Feel sophisticated but can't say it ---+> rotten spell of weather
|
A.B.C.D.G.F.H.J.K.... ---|
|
396.5577 | rotten spell of weather -> Joan! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Oct 20 1988 16:38 | 11 |
|
re:.5575 The Christian part of me assumes that there was a typo
in that statement - a smiley face was missing?
Carpetbagger? .... Hmmm, The last time I was a carpet
bagger was with my daughter at the age of two when I
asked her to pick up her leggos and put them back into
the resealable baggies. She asked me to help her. So,
I got down on the rug (er, carpet) and.... :-)
jc
|
396.5578 | Joan --> Saint | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Oct 20 1988 17:11 | 2 |
|
G B Shaw wrote on her ....
|
396.5579 | Joan! ---> Saint! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Thu Oct 20 1988 17:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.5580 | Saint -> Bernard | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Thu Oct 20 1988 17:57 | 3 |
| re: .5578 - hopefully not with indelible marker!
|
396.5581 | Saint - Saint ! -=> So good , they named her twice | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Thu Oct 20 1988 17:57 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5582 | So good [they named her twice] --> sew what? | AITG::TRUMPLER | Elefanten springen immer | Thu Oct 20 1988 18:14 | 0 |
396.5583 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Oct 20 1988 19:20 | 6 |
| Bernard ---------------+
|
|
|
sew what? -------------+------------> Bernard's fashions
|
396.5584 | Bernard's fashions -> fur coat | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Oct 20 1988 20:14 | 0 |
396.5585 | fur coat -=> no thanks , now fur cough | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Thu Oct 20 1988 21:46 | 3 |
| I don't like people who wear fur coats
John J
|
396.5586 | no thanks, now fur cough -> Hidden message | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 21 1988 01:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.5587 | Hidden message --> invisible ink | LISP::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Oct 21 1988 01:17 | 8 |
| re .5585
>> I don't like people who wear fur coats
I was referring to the St. Bernard's fashions (the context
of the previous few replies). :-)
Dan
|
396.5588 | invisible ink => can you see what I said? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Oct 21 1988 01:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.5589 | can you see what I said? -=> read my lips | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Fri Oct 21 1988 02:19 | 7 |
|
Re .5587
Yes , I know . Nothing bad intended . Just making a point .
John J
|
396.5590 | read my lips -> it was a dark and stormy night ... | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Oct 21 1988 03:36 | 0 |
396.5591 | it was a dark and stormy night ---> Bin there, done that! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Oct 21 1988 04:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.5592 | Bin there, done that! -=> Well , go back and do it again | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Fri Oct 21 1988 12:35 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5593 | Well, go back and do it again --> loop | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Oct 21 1988 16:05 | 6 |
|
Re "Bernard's Fashions:"
I'm surprised nobody took it up to --
-<Bernard's Fashions --> Fredrick's of Hollywood>-
|
396.5594 | loop -> looped again. tgif | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Fri Oct 21 1988 16:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.5595 | loop --> loop | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Fri Oct 21 1988 16:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.5596 | looped again, tgif + loop --> quite a party! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | As true as water, as true as light | Fri Oct 21 1988 16:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.5597 | quite a party! --> Cleopatra | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Oct 21 1988 17:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.5598 | Cleopatra --> no nihilist she! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 21 1988 21:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.5599 | no nihilist she! -> Oh. thought she lived near the Nihile. | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Fri Oct 21 1988 21:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.5600 | Oh. Thought she lived near the Nihile --> Smile | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Oct 22 1988 00:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.5601 | Smile -> My goal, 5700 | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Oct 22 1988 00:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.5602 | My goal, 5700 --> Heinz | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Sat Oct 22 1988 00:19 | 0 |
396.5603 | Heinz -> Goodbye Aus | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Oct 22 1988 01:09 | 0 |
396.5604 | Goodbye Aus -> this is the end | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Sat Oct 22 1988 01:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.5605 | this is the end --> c'est fini | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Sat Oct 22 1988 02:14 | 0 |
396.5606 | Say "Finney" | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS Architecture | Sat Oct 22 1988 02:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.5607 | c'est fini --> c'est frommage | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Oct 22 1988 06:27 | 1 |
| What a pity.
|
396.5608 | c'est frommage => WHICH WAY TO THE HOTEL??? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sun Oct 23 1988 03:15 | 3 |
|
There is no language barrier, only a sound barrier...
|
396.5609 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sun Oct 23 1988 19:43 | 3 |
| WHICH WAY TO THE HOTEL ->
--------> In search of Finne(y)gans Rainbow
Finney ----------------->
|
396.5610 | Technicolour yawn | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Oct 24 1988 03:37 | 9 |
| C'est frommage -------------> Blue Vein ------+--> Technicolour Yawn
|
Finnegans Rainbow ----------> Many colours----|
+-------------+
(albert) Finney ------------> Murder on the Orient Express- |
| |
+-------------------------------+ |
| |
|___ long boring train ride ------
|
396.5611 | Technicolour yawn ---> Technicolour rain | WMOIS::B_REINKE | What have those loney mts. worth revealing? | Mon Oct 24 1988 14:33 | 9 |
|
in re .5610
How do you think those things up? ;-)
|
396.5612 | Technicolour rain -> raindroops keep falling on m' head | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Mon Oct 24 1988 16:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.5613 | raindrops keep falling... -> shampoo of the gods | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Oct 24 1988 16:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.5614 | shampoo of the gods --> ersatz Ursa in Excelsis | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Oct 24 1988 17:02 | 4 |
|
For those who don't get it ...
"Poo" as in "Winnie The ..."
|
396.5615 | ersatz Ursa in Excelsis ---> real bears | WMOIS::B_REINKE | | Mon Oct 24 1988 17:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.5616 | real bears -> surreal bears | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Mon Oct 24 1988 17:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.5617 | surreal bears ==> Sir! Real Russians | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS Architecture | Mon Oct 24 1988 18:03 | 1 |
| bears = Russians
|
396.5618 | surreal bears --> watching | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Oct 24 1988 18:04 | 3 |
|
As in "Look at that original Dali. _Persistence of Memory_, I
believe ..."
|
396.5619 | watching --> 1984 | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Mon Oct 24 1988 19:52 | 0 |
396.5620 | 1984 -> Big Bro' | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Oct 24 1988 20:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.5621 | Let's study apathy ... Why bother ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Oct 24 1988 20:39 | 8 |
| watching --->
----> Orwellianism --> "Oh well"ianism -->
Big Bro' ---> |
|
------------------------------<--------------------
|
---> Let's study Apathy ... Why bother ?
|
396.5622 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Oct 24 1988 21:26 | 10 |
| Let's study apathy ... why bother? --+
|_________________| |
| |
| +----->my brother --+
V |
Less sturdy amity ---+ |
| V
+--> suspicion--------+--- sibling rivalry
|
Sir, those are real Russians --------------+---> competition
|
396.5623 | competition -> glad I don't follow THAT act | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Mon Oct 24 1988 21:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.5624 | ... follow that act --> follow that car | AITG::TRUMPLER | I want to juggle job offers | Mon Oct 24 1988 22:41 | 0 |
396.5625 | follow that car --> motorconga | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Tue Oct 25 1988 11:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.5626 | motorconga -> sounds like the timing chain | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Tue Oct 25 1988 16:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.5627 | sounds like the timing chain ->sounds like money! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | | Tue Oct 25 1988 16:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.5628 | sounds like money! --> Sound of Music | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Oct 25 1988 16:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.5629 | [Sound of] Music --> Box | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Tue Oct 25 1988 16:53 | 1 |
| We haven't been here in some time...
|
396.5630 | Music Box -> Ear Candy | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Tue Oct 25 1988 16:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.5631 | Ear Candy --> See Martin | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Oct 25 1988 17:01 | 4 |
|
... in _Planes, Trains, and Automobiles_.
'Ear, 'ear!
|
396.5632 | See Martin -> See Martin Run | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Oct 25 1988 19:30 | 7 |
|
See Jane
See Martin and Jane
See Jane slap Martin for thinking he could do that in this notes
file!!
|
396.5633 | See Martin Run --> See Logan Run | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Tue Oct 25 1988 20:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.5634 | See Logan Run ==> See Logan Airport | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS Architecture | Tue Oct 25 1988 20:13 | 1 |
| Logan airport
|
396.5635 | See Logan Run -> the movie or the airport? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 25 1988 20:15 | 2 |
|
for See Martin, guitars...
|
396.5636 | the movie or the airport? -> neither, I have a headache | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Tue Oct 25 1988 20:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.5637 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Oct 25 1988 21:40 | 6 |
| Neither, I have a headache ---------------+
|
|
|
See Logan Airport ------------------------+----> too many jetliners
|
396.5638 | too many jet liners -> pie in the sky auditing | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Oct 25 1988 23:23 | 0 |
396.5639 | pie in the sky auditing -> embezlement? | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Tue Oct 25 1988 23:47 | 0 |
396.5640 | embezelment -> stealing LED indicators | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Wed Oct 26 1988 00:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.5641 | stealing LED indicators --> light-fingered | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Oct 26 1988 00:08 | 4 |
|
"stealing LED indicators" is known as...
... getting the LED out.
|
396.5642 | light-fingered-----> fairie tap | WMOIS::B_REINKE | | Wed Oct 26 1988 00:18 | 7 |
|
a game we used to play in grade school
Bonnie
|
396.5643 | fairie tap -> in a wee Irish pub | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Oct 26 1988 00:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.5644 | in a wee Irish pub --> Anaemic | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Oct 26 1988 03:07 | 3 |
|
from a bad joke about 3 ft high people
|
396.5645 | Anaemic => Blood is thicker than water | ERBERT::VISSER | Enjoy living; you're a long time dead | Wed Oct 26 1988 08:44 | 4 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.5646 | Blood is thicker than water -> Squibbling Rivalry | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Wed Oct 26 1988 17:38 | 2 |
| Did you hear about the new drink? Tomato Juice, spices,
vodka, and gelatin. It's called a Blood Clot.
|
396.5647 | squibbling Rivalry->Bring in the cavalry | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Wed Oct 26 1988 17:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.5648 | Bring in the cavalry ==> send out for caviar | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Wed Oct 26 1988 17:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.5649 | send out for caviar --> and bring on the champagne | WMOIS::B_REINKE | | Wed Oct 26 1988 18:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.5650 | | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS Architecture | Wed Oct 26 1988 18:33 | 3 |
| Re: .5646
If they added Metamucil, they could call it a Fibroid Blood Clot.
|
396.5651 | and bring on the champagne --> launch the ship | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Oct 26 1988 19:42 | 4 |
|
Re .5650:
Why break the chain?
|
396.5652 | launch the ship --> the face that could | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Oct 26 1988 19:47 | 0 |
396.5653 | the face that could -> also broke my camera | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Oct 26 1988 19:52 | 2 |
|
she ain't what she used to be.
|
396.5654 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Oct 26 1988 20:24 | 2 |
| -< also broke my camera -> shattered windows >-
|
396.5655 | shattered windows -> empty glass | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Wed Oct 26 1988 20:58 | 2 |
| Title of an album by Pete Townshend?
|
396.5656 | empty glass -> very pessimistic | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Oct 26 1988 21:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.5657 | very pessimistic --> Dukakis | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Oct 26 1988 21:19 | 2 |
|
Irresistible
|
396.5658 | very pessimistic --> glass is half empty | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Wed Oct 26 1988 21:21 | 3 |
| Re "launch a thousand ships":
-< launch a thousand ships --> 1000 milli-Helens >-
|
396.5659 | glass is half empty -> I'm half cut. | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Wed Oct 26 1988 21:39 | 0 |
396.5660 | I'm half cut->The first cut is the deepest | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Wed Oct 26 1988 22:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.5661 | --> death of a thousand cuts | WMOIS::B_REINKE | | Wed Oct 26 1988 23:52 | 5 |
| The first cut is the deepest----+
|
--------> death of a thousand cuts
|
Dukakis-------------------------+
|
396.5662 | Death of a thousand cuts --> `Edited for Television' | INK::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Oct 27 1988 00:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.5663 | Edited for Television -> The Unmaking of the President, 1988 | FEY::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Thu Oct 27 1988 01:04 | 3 |
|
guess that's why TV isn't as educakashonal
as it could be.
|
396.5664 | The Unmaking of the President, 1988 --> debates | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Oct 27 1988 01:17 | 0 |
396.5665 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Oct 27 1988 01:58 | 5 |
| shattered windows -> People living in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
If you don't know the joke send me mail !
|
396.5666 | ... -> silly Rabbi, trids are for kicks! | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Oct 27 1988 03:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.5667 | silly Rabbi, trids are for kicks --> That's frack to bunt | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Oct 27 1988 03:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.5668 | That's frack to bunt => Bass ackwards | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Oct 27 1988 08:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.5669 | Bass Achwards --> Dyslexia (sp) | SALEM::AMARTIN | I wear the pants, My wife says so | Thu Oct 27 1988 11:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.5670 | Dyslexia (sp) --> Ps (dyslexia) | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Thu Oct 27 1988 11:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.5671 | Ps (dyslexia) -> ? huh ? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Thu Oct 27 1988 16:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.5672 | ? huh ? -> Atilla the | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Oct 27 1988 16:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.5673 | Atilla -> Flotilla | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Thu Oct 27 1988 17:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.5674 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Oct 27 1988 17:35 | 4 |
| debates --------> de boats --------+
|
|
Flotilla ---> Armada ---> Convoy --+----> maritime
|
396.5675 | maritime -> Miller time | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Oct 27 1988 19:43 | 1 |
| Another interesting number is coming up -- .5678
|
396.5676 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Thu Oct 27 1988 20:17 | 2 |
| -< Miller time --> This Bud's for you >-
|
396.5677 | This Bud's for you -> This, Spuds, 's for you | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Thu Oct 27 1988 20:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.5678 | This, Spud 's for you -> Dog eat dog | ERIS::CALLAS | I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus | Thu Oct 27 1988 20:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.5679 | dog eat dog -> do si do | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Thu Oct 27 1988 21:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.5680 | do si do --> Country/Western | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Oct 27 1988 21:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.5681 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Oct 27 1988 21:34 | 3 |
| -<Country/Western -> NATO member>-
|
396.5682 | NATO member ==> Not Another Talk Only member | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Thu Oct 27 1988 21:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.5683 | Not Another Talk Only member -> Macho cynic | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Thu Oct 27 1988 22:15 | 0 |
396.5684 | Macho cynic --> kitchen cynic | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Oct 27 1988 22:27 | 2 |
|
... as in "everything but ..."
|
396.5685 | kitchen cynic --> closet Republican | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Oct 27 1988 22:52 | 0 |
396.5686 | closet Republican -> bedroom ayes | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Fri Oct 28 1988 00:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.5687 | bedroom ayes -> a new position on the issues | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Oct 28 1988 00:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.5688 | new reader | CSCMA::BARRIEAU | | Fri Oct 28 1988 00:30 | 1 |
| This must be a record of some kind; 5688 replies to one note.
|
396.5689 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Oct 28 1988 00:50 | 11 |
| Bedroom ayes ---> a new position on the issues ---> issues ---+
|
|
new reader ----> early reader --------------------------------+
|
|
V
prodigy
For those who need to know: "issue" is legalese for
"children"
|
396.5690 | prodigy -> apogee | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 28 1988 00:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.5691 | apogee - parogee - pair of jeans -> scruffy clothes | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Oct 28 1988 01:20 | 0 |
396.5692 | scruffy clothes -> stuffy nose | LEZAH::BOBBITT | got to crack this ice and fly... | Fri Oct 28 1988 01:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.5693 | stuffy nose -> snot | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Oct 28 1988 01:47 | 0 |
396.5694 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Fri Oct 28 1988 02:38 | 2 |
| -< snot -> Boggie Man >-
|
396.5695 | Boggie Man --->---> Gandy Dancer | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Oct 28 1988 03:28 | 8 |
| as in
Boggie Man --> bogie man --> wheeltapper --> railroad man -->Gandy
Dancer
bogie being the name for a group of wheels under a carriage or
locomotive.
|
396.5696 | Gandy Dancer -> Candy Fancier | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Oct 28 1988 03:35 | 7 |
|
To
snot -> o yes 'tis
|
396.5697 | Candy Fancier --> Sweet Lover | NZOV01::HARDIE | | Fri Oct 28 1988 06:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.5698 | Sweet Lover => Sour Hater | ERBERT::VISSER | Enjoy life-You're a long time dead | Fri Oct 28 1988 08:33 | 4 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.5699 | Sweet Lover + Sour Hater ==> Sweat and Sour | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS Architecture | Fri Oct 28 1988 08:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.5700 | Sweet and Sour ==> Chinese food | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS Architecture | Fri Oct 28 1988 08:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.5701 | Chinese Food ==> Stay out of the Kitchen | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS Architecture | Fri Oct 28 1988 08:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.5702 | Stay out of the Kitchen --> if you can't stand the heat. | SALEM::AMARTIN | I wear the pants, My wife says so | Fri Oct 28 1988 11:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.5703 | if you can't stand the heat->heat of the night | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Fri Oct 28 1988 13:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.5704 | heat of the night -> by night sight | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Fri Oct 28 1988 14:27 | 2 |
|
Infra red imagers.
|
396.5705 | by night sight -> more fun to grope | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Fri Oct 28 1988 15:55 | 2 |
|
phooey on high tech after hours, I'd rather do it naturally.
|
396.5706 | more fun to grope --> sincerest form of flattery | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Oct 28 1988 16:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.5707 | sincerest form of flattery --> flatter sincerity of form | AYOV27::ISMITH | Considering a move to Memphis | Fri Oct 28 1988 16:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.5708 | flatter sincerity of form --> Racing Form | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Fri Oct 28 1988 17:11 | 2 |
|
Although it may not be that sincere.
|
396.5709 | racing form --> slim and sinewy | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Oct 28 1988 17:20 | 2 |
|
Greyhounds have it ...
|
396.5710 | slim and sinewy -> lithe and willowy | LEZAH::BOBBITT | lunatic fringe | Fri Oct 28 1988 18:14 | 2 |
| Some women have it.... (although I don't ;)
|
396.5711 | lithe and willowy -> I can be swayed | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Fri Oct 28 1988 19:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.5712 | I can be swayed --> You can be bought | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Oct 28 1988 19:30 | 6 |
|
or
-<I can be swayed --> ... with Sammy Kaye>-
... for music nostalgiaphiles ...
|
396.5713 | You can be bought -> An offer you can't refuse | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Oct 28 1988 19:55 | 1 |
| (say with heavy Sicilian accent)
|
396.5714 | An offer you can't refuse->try re-wiring | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Fri Oct 28 1988 20:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.5715 | try re-wiring -> let us remove your shorts | LEZAH::BOBBITT | lunatic fringe | Fri Oct 28 1988 21:28 | 3 |
| That was the phrase we answered the phone with in our electronics
shop in high school...
|
396.5716 | let us remove your shorts -> let me check for holes | CAM::MAZUR | | Fri Oct 28 1988 21:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.5717 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Oct 28 1988 22:12 | 1 |
| let me check for holes -> beware of low flying electrons
|
396.5718 | beware of low flying electrons --> zapped | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Oct 28 1988 22:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.5719 | | RAINBO::LARUE | All you have to do is just...... | Fri Oct 28 1988 23:37 | 2 |
| -<zapped-->zappity doo dah, zappity a>-
|
396.5720 | zapped -> Mothers of Invention | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 28 1988 23:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.5721 | happy worriers | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Sat Oct 29 1988 00:07 | 7 |
| ^
|
zappity doo dah, zappity a - - -
|
Mothers of Invention - - - - -
or, if you prefer, "happy warriors"
|
396.5722 | happy worriers --> tranquilized | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Oct 29 1988 00:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.5723 | tranquilized -> He who would Valiumed be ...! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Oct 29 1988 00:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.5724 | He who would Valiumed be ...! -> Mother's little helper? | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Sat Oct 29 1988 17:02 | 0 |
396.5725 | Mother's little helper -> paint it black | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sat Oct 29 1988 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.5726 | paint it black --> and white | SALEM::AMARTIN | I wear the pants, My wife says so | Sat Oct 29 1988 23:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.5727 | black and white ==> and read all over | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS Architecture | Sun Oct 30 1988 00:10 | 1 |
| What is:
|
396.5728 | and read all over --> a newspaper | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Oct 30 1988 00:23 | 0 |
396.5729 | a newspaper -> fibs from Fleet St. | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Sun Oct 30 1988 17:09 | 0 |
396.5730 | fibs from Fleet St. -> oh, no - Sherlock? corrupt?? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Sun Oct 30 1988 18:54 | 2 |
|
is nothing sacred??
|
396.5731 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Oct 31 1988 03:08 | 12 |
| < oh, no - Sherlock? corrupt? --> Change of address >
Mr Sherlock Holmes and his close friend Dr Watson,
lived in Baker St.
What canal has a hole at each end?
Alimentary, My dear Watson!
|
396.5732 | change of address --> alien alias | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Mon Oct 31 1988 04:37 | 0 |
396.5733 | alien alias -> Gordon Shumway | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Oct 31 1988 18:15 | 0 |
396.5734 | Gordon Shumway --> Jilted John | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Mon Oct 31 1988 18:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.5735 | Jilted John ---> Tilted Tess | WMOIS::B_REINKE | | Mon Oct 31 1988 19:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.5736 | Tilted Tess -> tilting at windmills | LEZAH::BOBBITT | lunatic fringe | Mon Oct 31 1988 19:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.5737 | tilting at windmills --> bobbing at tennis matches | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Mon Oct 31 1988 19:59 | 0 |
396.5738 | bobbing at tennis matches -> won't this rain ever stop? (glub) | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Mon Oct 31 1988 20:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.5739 | won't this rain ever stop -> It was a dark an stormy night | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Mon Oct 31 1988 20:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.5740 | ..and stormy night ---> far off a wolf whistled | WMOIS::B_REINKE | | Mon Oct 31 1988 20:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.5741 | far off a wolf whistled -> cock a doodle doooo! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Oct 31 1988 20:29 | 0 |
396.5742 | cock a doodle doooo! -=> cock oh van | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Mon Oct 31 1988 21:53 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5743 | cock oh van -> quaint French barnyard scene | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Mon Oct 31 1988 22:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.5744 | quaint Frech barn(yard) scene -> roll in the hay | LEZAH::BOBBITT | lunatic fringe | Mon Oct 31 1988 23:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.5745 | roll in the hay => roll in the barrell | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Tue Nov 01 1988 00:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.5746 | Roll out the barrel. Let's have a barrel of fun. | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS Architecture | Tue Nov 01 1988 00:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.5747 | Let's have a barrel of fun. -> Niagara Falls | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Nov 01 1988 01:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.5748 | Niagara Falls --> hot air rises | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Nov 01 1988 02:10 | 0 |
396.5749 | Hot air rises ---> Much ado about nothing! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Tue Nov 01 1988 02:49 | 10 |
|
re -.a few - wolf whistles...
Most people know a dog whistle cannot be heard by humans.
YOUR dog may be walking around whistling because its happy ----
and you'll never know!
|
396.5750 | Much ado about nothing! -> cosmology | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Tue Nov 01 1988 13:24 | 2 |
|
Being the study of a void (with bits in)
|
396.5751 | cosmology --> Carl Sagan | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Tue Nov 01 1988 13:43 | 1 |
| As in 'Cause-mows'...
|
396.5752 | Carl Sagen --> billllyuns and billlyuns | NEXUS::D_WHITE | Uncle Dave | Tue Nov 01 1988 14:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.5753 | billllyuns and billllyuns -> for de fence; not a Sue for tribute | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Tue Nov 01 1988 16:33 | 3 |
|
from the good ol' days, when the pirates were of the Barbary variety,
and a billllyun was a big number.
|
396.5754 | Sue for tribute -> Bob for apples | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Nov 01 1988 19:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.5755 | Bob for apples --> Story of my life | ERIS::CALLAS | I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus | Tue Nov 01 1988 19:49 | 1 |
| Although Ms Parker said "Ducking."
|
396.5756 | story of my life --> not over yet | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Nov 01 1988 20:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.5757 | not over yet ==> WILL YOU STAY ON YOUR BACK!?!?! | THEGIZ::PITARD | It just ain't right!!! | Tue Nov 01 1988 21:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.5758 | WILL YOU STAY ON YOUR BACK!?!?! -> Suntanner | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Nov 01 1988 21:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.5759 | Suntanner --> first degree radiation burns | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Nov 01 1988 21:27 | 0 |
396.5760 | Catching cosmic rays | LEZAH::BOBBITT | lunatic fringe | Tue Nov 01 1988 22:13 | 3 |
| Suntanner ----------------------------
+====> Catching cosmic rays
First degree radiation burns----------
|
396.5761 | Catching cosmic rays --> Solar Football | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Nov 01 1988 22:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.5762 | Solar Football --> Open-air arena | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Nov 01 1988 22:37 | 2 |
|
Not like the Astrodome.
|
396.5763 | Open-air arena -> Colloseum. | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Tue Nov 01 1988 23:53 | 0 |
396.5764 | Colloseum. -> are you a Christian, or a-lyin' ? | FEY::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Nov 02 1988 00:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.5765 | are you a Christian, or a lyin'--> sonovagun | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Nov 02 1988 00:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.5766 | sonovagun --> tomahawk | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Nov 02 1988 00:53 | 0 |
396.5767 | tomahawk ==> Tom a Eggers | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS Architecture | Wed Nov 02 1988 01:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.5768 | Tom a Eggers -> Ham & Eggers | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Nov 02 1988 01:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.5769 | Ham & Eggers --> Breakfast Clubbers | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Nov 02 1988 01:26 | 4 |
|
There was an old radio show, _Don McNeil's Breakfast Club_. The
show themesong began, "Good morning, Breakfast Clubbers, it's fine
tyo see ya ..."
|
396.5770 | Breakfast Clubbers ==> dinner clubs | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Wed Nov 02 1988 01:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.5771 | Breakfast Clubbers -> Stone Age Cereals | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Nov 02 1988 01:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.5772 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Nov 02 1988 01:49 | 5 |
| Dinner clubs ---------> quality food -----+
|
|
Stone Age Cereals --> stone ground flour --+--> croissants
|
396.5773 | croissants -> French bugs | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 02 1988 01:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.5774 | French bugs --> Gallic `features' | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Nov 02 1988 01:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.5775 | Gallic 'features' => That's not a bug.... | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Nov 02 1988 08:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.5776 | French bug | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Wed Nov 02 1988 10:15 | 6 |
|
Gallic "features ---------+
|
|
|
Not a bug ----------------+-------->
|
396.5777 | French bug (ench bug ... ug) -> Le Beetle | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Wed Nov 02 1988 13:51 | 0 |
396.5778 | Le Beetle => Das Roach | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Nov 02 1988 14:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.5779 | Das Roach => ees a BIG ONE!!! | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Wed Nov 02 1988 15:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.5780 | ees a BIG ONE!!! -> glad it's fall time | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Nov 02 1988 17:21 | 2 |
|
at least here in New England, USA.
|
396.5781 | glad it's fall time --> hurrah for the pumpkin pie! | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Nov 02 1988 17:27 | 3 |
|
All pumpkins should be conserved for pies. Pumpkin pie is indeed
a Fall dish.
|
396.5782 | glad it's fall time --> LEAVE me alone | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Wed Nov 02 1988 17:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.5783 | all to obvious | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Wed Nov 02 1988 18:08 | 4 |
|
hurrah for the pumpkin pie - -
|- - -> I'm gonna munch this sucker
LEAVE me alone - - - - - all by myself.
|
396.5784 | -----> pig out time! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Wed Nov 02 1988 19:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.5785 | pig out time --> empty sty | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Nov 02 1988 19:51 | 2 |
|
... It's harder to clean them when occupied.
|
396.5786 | empty sty --> "Oh my eye!" | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Wed Nov 02 1988 20:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.5787 | Oh my eye --> Oh my ewe | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Nov 02 1988 20:32 | 1 |
| Different vowel
|
396.5788 | Oh my ewe -> Oh my! Eh? | 57456::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 02 1988 21:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.5789 | Oh my! Eh?-> C eh? N eh? D eh? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Nov 02 1988 21:52 | 7 |
|
This is how to spell Canada.
Eh is supposed to be the Great Canadian interjection, conjunction,
and all things to all people word.
|
396.5790 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Nov 02 1988 22:11 | 2 |
| -< C eh? N eh? D eh? -> Big Fat Hairy eh? >-
|
396.5791 | Big Fat Hairy eh? --> Small Thin Bald like | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Thu Nov 03 1988 00:07 | 1 |
| "Like" is, like, y'know, gnarly to the max, and, like, tubular.
|
396.5792 | Small Thin Bald like --> "Lover!" | TOPDOC::SLOANE | He's STILL on the loose! | Thu Nov 03 1988 01:00 | 4 |
| I swore to myself I would never enter this particular note,
but .......
Bruce
|
396.5793 | Lover --> Les Paul and Mary Ford | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Nov 03 1988 01:16 | 2 |
|
... Their most effective song, in the '50s.
|
396.5794 | les Paul and mary Ford -> more Simon and divorce Garfunkel | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu Nov 03 1988 01:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.5795 | more Simon and divorce Garfunkel -> You Can Be My Bodyguard/Call Me Al | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Thu Nov 03 1988 01:54 | 2 |
|
encourage me a little, and I'll even try singing it.
|
396.5796 | You Can Be My Bodyguard/Call -> Me "Al" | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Let's Digitize... | Thu Nov 03 1988 13:42 | 2 |
|
ok, I promise not to sing.
|
396.5797 | Me "Al" -=> You "Betty" | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Thu Nov 03 1988 16:17 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.5798 | | MICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Thu Nov 03 1988 16:35 | 2 |
|
I feel another song comming on........
|
396.5799 | You betty, you bet ---> e | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Nov 03 1988 17:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.5800 | e -> natural logs | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 03 1988 18:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.5801 | e --> schwa | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Thu Nov 03 1988 18:00 | 0 |
396.5802 | schwa -> swan-e how I love ya.. | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu Nov 03 1988 18:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.5803 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Nov 03 1988 20:01 | 10 |
| Natural logs ----------------------+
|
|
|
swan-e how I love ya .. -----------+------> dam
Swanee (sp) is a river. Beavers use natural logs to build "natural"
(i.e., nonmanmade) dams, ergo ...
|
396.5804 | dam ==> Madam, I'm Adam | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Thu Nov 03 1988 20:12 | 2 |
| I forget the name for something that
reads the same forwards and backwards.
|
396.5805 | Madam, I'm Adam -> Able was I ere I saw Elba | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Nov 03 1988 21:18 | 1 |
| It's a palindrome
|
396.5806 | Adam -> had'em. | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Nov 03 1988 21:21 | 9 |
| This poem, entitled (approximately) "On the origin of fleas", is
reportedly the shortest *published* English language.
I'll go on record for a shorter poem: "The intimate confessions
of a CIA field agent"
I
Spy.
Bob
|
396.5807 | Jungle | LEZAH::BOBBITT | lunatic fringe | Thu Nov 03 1988 22:33 | 11 |
| Adam had 'em------->flea------->flea market------> (continued)
------>white elephant sale ----> pachyderms ----->Jungle
+
Able was I ere I saw Elba -> A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!------>(cont'd)
----------> South America ----------->Jungle
|
396.5808 | Jungle --> bells | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Nov 03 1988 22:41 | 8 |
|
'Twill shortly be the season.
Seriously, folks -- as long as we do elephants, we might recall
that domesticated elephants have "elephant bells" attached to their
howdahs, so that people can hear them coming. Elephant bells, of
course, are sold individually in import shops in countries without
domesticated elephants as commonplace critters.
|
396.5809 | bells -> of St Mary's | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 03 1988 23:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.5810 | Bells of St Mary's ==> Bing Crosby | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Thu Nov 03 1988 23:25 | 0 |
396.5811 | | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Nov 03 1988 23:48 | 16 |
| Bing Crosby -------+--------> White Christmas --+------> Snow
| | ^
V | |
Holow Man [title of a bio on him] | |
| | |
V V |
T. S. Eliot ------------------> verse |
| |
| |
V |
blank |
| |
| |
V |
white -------+
|
396.5812 | Snow -> Job | LEZAH::BOBBITT | lunatic fringe | Thu Nov 03 1988 23:55 | 2 |
| Don't be bothered by slush, it's snow matter....
|
396.5813 | Job -> able and cane | NYSSA::BIELSKI | let there be Lite | Fri Nov 04 1988 00:15 | 2 |
|
|
396.5814 | ==> Maurice Chevalier | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Fri Nov 04 1988 02:27 | 4 |
| NOT (able and cane) ==> notable with cane --+
|
|
French (from a previous note)---+-- Maurice Chevalier
|
396.5815 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Fri Nov 04 1988 02:30 | 2 |
| -< Maurice Chevalier -> Chevy Cavalier>-
|
396.5816 | Chevy Cavalier ---> Morris Bullnose | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Nov 04 1988 02:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.5817 | Morris Bullnose --> Morris the Cat | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Nov 04 1988 07:02 | 0 |
396.5818 | Morris the Cat => Felix the Cat | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Nov 04 1988 08:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.5819 | Felix the Cat -=> he'll catch something nasty | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Fri Nov 04 1988 14:03 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5820 | he'll catch something nasty -> hold the catsup | NYSSA::BIELSKI | let there be Lite | Fri Nov 04 1988 16:39 | 2 |
|
feeling serendipitous.
|
396.5821 | | NICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Fri Nov 04 1988 16:50 | 3 |
|
as in "hold the cats up"
|
396.5822 | No let them fall --> falling prohibited | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Nov 04 1988 16:59 | 5 |
|
or
-<no let them fall --> they'll land on their feet>-
|
396.5823 | falling prohibited => cement poisoning/deceleration trama? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Nov 04 1988 17:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.5824 | cement poisoning/deceleration trauma -> free fall | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Nov 04 1988 18:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.5825 | free fall --> free flight | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Fri Nov 04 1988 18:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.5826 | free fall -> free flight -> defenestrate | LEZAH::BOBBITT | lunatic fringe | Fri Nov 04 1988 18:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.5827 | defenestrate --> de fen is crooked | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Fri Nov 04 1988 18:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.5828 | de fen is crooked --> de fence is crooked | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Nov 04 1988 19:36 | 11 |
|
Re "free fall":
-<free fall --> expensive winter>-
or
-<free fall --> there ain't no such thing as a ...>-
re "de fen is crooked," a grammatical point: probably that ought
be "the fen are crooked."
|
396.5829 | de fence is crooked -> gotta be, so is de off fence | NYSSA::BIELSKI | let there be Lite | Fri Nov 04 1988 19:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.5830 | gotta be, so is de off fence -> dis mus be Brooklyn | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Nov 04 1988 21:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.5831 | dis mus be Brooklyn -> wottamI, offered for dis bridge? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | let there be Lite | Fri Nov 04 1988 21:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.5832 | wottamI, offered for dis bridge? -=> seven spades | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Fri Nov 04 1988 21:54 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5833 | seven spades -> six no trump (!?) | LEZAH::BOBBITT | lunatic fringe | Fri Nov 04 1988 23:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.5834 | six not Trump --> Stood up by Donald | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Nov 04 1988 23:07 | 1 |
| "I'll pick you up at six"
|
396.5835 | Stood up by Donald --> Hewie, Dewey, and Louie | INK::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Nov 05 1988 00:28 | 2 |
|
... after falling down on a Junior Woodchucks' endurance test.
|
396.5836 | ANYTHING is possible, however unlikely | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Sat Nov 05 1988 00:33 | 7 |
| My god, the Junior Woodchuks. I hadn't heard about them
for years and years.
Hewie, Dewey, and Louie ---+
|
|
Junior Woodchucks ---------+----->>
|
396.5837 | Anything...unlikely -> Nothing is impossible, only improbable | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Sat Nov 05 1988 01:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.5838 | Nothing is impossible -> Disney's plausible impossibility | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Nov 05 1988 02:24 | 1 |
| Like walking off a cliff, looking down and running back before falling!
|
396.5839 | Disney's plausible impossibility => Cartoon physics | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sun Nov 06 1988 05:45 | 9 |
|
Stuff like --
1) You won't be affected by gravity until you know there is nothing
below you....
2) No matter how badly you're injured, just walking off screen will
heal you
|
396.5840 | Cartoon physics --> glowing in the dark | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Nov 06 1988 07:08 | 0 |
396.5841 | glowing in the dark ---> natural nite light | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Mon Nov 07 1988 02:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.5842 | natural nite light -=> natural night sight | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Mon Nov 07 1988 12:56 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5843 | | HLDG00::KEW | hits honda tipper might hung | Mon Nov 07 1988 15:04 | 4 |
| -< natural night sight -=> photon multiplier >-
Jerry
|
396.5844 | photon multiplier -> radiantly happy calculator | NYSSA::BIELSKI | let there be Lite | Mon Nov 07 1988 17:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.5845 | radiantly happy calculator -=> glowing additions | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Mon Nov 07 1988 18:19 | 3 |
| to the family , perhaps .
John J
|
396.5846 | | NICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Mon Nov 07 1988 19:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.5847 | Nuclear family -=> Lex Luther's been busy | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Mon Nov 07 1988 19:41 | 3 |
| Superman IIII ???
John J
|
396.5848 | Lex Luther's been busy -> the joy of Lex ? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 07 1988 19:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.5849 | Lex Luther's been busy --> Martin Luther, too. | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Nov 07 1988 19:59 | 4 |
|
That should be "Lex Luthor," BTW.
|
396.5850 | | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Mon Nov 07 1988 20:28 | 9 |
|
-< The joy of Lex ?-----|
|------The pen has and will be mightier ..... >-
-< Martin Luther, too---|
John J
|
396.5851 | The pen has and will be mightier than ... --> the eraser! | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Mon Nov 07 1988 20:58 | 0 |
396.5852 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Mon Nov 07 1988 21:22 | 4 |
| -< the eraser! --> The Terminator >-
ala Arnold style...
|
396.5853 | The Terminator -> 50 Ohms?? | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Non-contentious statements only | Mon Nov 07 1988 21:38 | 0 |
396.5854 | The Terminator-> <Return> | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Mon Nov 07 1988 21:39 | 2 |
|
Ala the computer kind.... 8-)
|
396.5855 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Nov 07 1988 21:52 | 3 |
| 50 Ohms ---+
+--> Return ohm at once!
<Return>---+
|
396.5856 | Return home at once! --> Anthony | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Mon Nov 07 1988 21:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.5857 | Anthony - > and not even Wednesday! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 07 1988 22:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.5858 | and not even Wednesday -> but never on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday... | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Mon Nov 07 1988 22:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.5859 | Never on Sunday -> Zorba the Greek | LEZAH::BOBBITT | lunatic fringe | Mon Nov 07 1988 22:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.5860 | Zorba the Greek -> last seen dancin' to 1600 Penn Ave | NYSSA::BIELSKI | let there be Lite | Mon Nov 07 1988 23:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.5861 | dancin to 1600 penn ave -> shufflin off to buffalo | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Am I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug ya | Mon Nov 07 1988 23:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.5862 | shufflin off to Buffalo --> William F. Cody | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Nov 08 1988 00:07 | 9 |
|
Re "Anthony":
-<Anthony --> Prognosticate>-
As in Prognosticate = look ahead = peer fore [as opposed to aft]
In Boston is a famous restaurant called "Anthony's Pier Four"
|
396.5863 | William F. Cody -> a gathering of eagles | NYSSA::BIELSKI | let there be Lite | Tue Nov 08 1988 01:29 | 3 |
|
from William F. Cody -> Ross Perot, who is reputed to have said
"Eagles don't flock, you have to gather them one at a time".
|
396.5864 | a gathering of eagles -> A Bill_ion in Buffalo ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Nov 08 1988 02:06 | 0 |
396.5865 | (A) Bill ion (in Buffalo) --> Police compound? | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Tue Nov 08 1988 11:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.5866 | Police compound -=> with interest | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Tue Nov 08 1988 12:51 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.5867 | Police compound ==> with interest ==> Police interest | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Tue Nov 08 1988 15:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.5868 | loan shark | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Tue Nov 08 1988 15:36 | 4 |
| Police compound ==> with interest ==>police interest ------+-->loan-shark
/
/
Police compound ==> with interest ==> compound interest /
|
396.5869 | loan shark->sharp money | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Tue Nov 08 1988 15:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.5870 | sharp money -> bleeding Mamon | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Tue Nov 08 1988 16:34 | 0 |
396.5871 | bleeding Mamon->dead gamon | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Tue Nov 08 1988 17:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.5872 | dead gamon -> deadlock | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Am I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug ya | Tue Nov 08 1988 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.5873 | deadlock => I didn't even know he was sick | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Nov 08 1988 19:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.5874 | ...know he was sick -> he doesn't either, let's bury 'im | NYSSA::BIELSKI | let there be Lite | Tue Nov 08 1988 20:14 | 2 |
|
on election day in Chicago, every vote helps.
|
396.5875 | I didn't even know he was sick --> closet pervert | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Nov 08 1988 20:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.5876 | his religion don't matter, *bury* 'im | NYSSA::BIELSKI | let there be Lite | Tue Nov 08 1988 20:37 | 7 |
| ^
he doesn't either, let's bury 'im - - - |
| - -
closet pervert - - - - - - - - - - -
If you don't like politics, go back to Brooklyn.
|
396.5877 | his religion don't matter, *bury* 'im -=> ALIVE | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Tue Nov 08 1988 20:48 | 6 |
|
I predict 6000 on 17th Nov .
Maybe the 16th
John J
|
396.5878 | ALIVE --> and kicking... | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Tue Nov 08 1988 21:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.5879 | | NICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Tue Nov 08 1988 21:31 | 9 |
|
Sortakinda a spin-off from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
RE: 6000 on the 16th, or 17th??? Come on, we can do it this week
if we *REALLY* try!!!
|
396.5880 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Nov 08 1988 21:37 | 1 |
| -<and kicking, and kicking -> a fight to the finichk, 'cos i eats my spinachk>-
|
396.5881 | ....eats my spinach->I"m Popey the sailor man | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Tue Nov 08 1988 21:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.5882 | I'm popey the sailor man-> toot toot | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Tue Nov 08 1988 21:51 | 5 |
|
is two in a row allowed 8-)
mark
|
396.5883 | toot toot -> zoot suit | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Nov 08 1988 22:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.5884 | zoot suit-> chop chop | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Tue Nov 08 1988 22:09 | 3 |
|
as in tout suite
|
396.5885 | chop chop -> hack hack | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Am I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug ya | Tue Nov 08 1988 22:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.5886 | hack hack ==> TAXI! | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Tue Nov 08 1988 22:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.5887 | hack hack -> truck truck | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Nov 08 1988 22:52 | 3 |
| like in car carriers with trucks on them....
you had to be there...
|
396.5888 | move that convoy, I'm late for the theatre | NYSSA::BIELSKI | let there be Lite | Wed Nov 09 1988 00:04 | 7 |
| ^
TAXI! - - - - - |
| - - - - - - - -
truck truck - -
Those Army boys are beginning to think they own the place.
|
396.5889 | Move that convoy, I'm late for the theater --> snob | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Nov 09 1988 00:12 | 14 |
|
These responses are starting to get a bit verbose, alas....
re "Taxi!":
-<Taxi --> takeoff>-
or
-<Taxi --> Jodie>-
as in the young lady starring in the film of that name
|
396.5890 | snob ==> nobs | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Wed Nov 09 1988 00:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.5891 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Nov 09 1988 00:47 | 2 |
| -< nobs -> hob nob >-
|
396.5892 | hob nob -> brown nose | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Nov 09 1988 00:50 | 0 |
396.5893 | brown nose --> blown nose | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Wed Nov 09 1988 00:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.5894 | blown nose -> piles of kleenex | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Nov 09 1988 00:58 | 0 |
396.5895 | piles of kleenex -> luv to tissue | NYSSA::BIELSKI | let there be Lite | Wed Nov 09 1988 01:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.5896 | | USSLKG::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Wed Nov 09 1988 01:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.5897 | I'b got a cod --> no, a flounder | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Nov 09 1988 01:44 | 4 |
|
Re "blown nose":
-<blown nose --> blown fuse>-
|
396.5898 | no, a flounder --> flounding flathers | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Nov 09 1988 02:04 | 0 |
396.5899 | | MICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Wed Nov 09 1988 02:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.5900 | founding fathers -> fondling fathers | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Nov 09 1988 03:41 | 1 |
| Who's da fondler and who's da fondlee?
|
396.5901 | fondling fathers ==> child abuse | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Wed Nov 09 1988 05:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.5902 | child abuse -> parent abuse | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Nov 09 1988 08:01 | 0 |
396.5903 | parent abuse => drug abuse | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Nov 09 1988 10:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.5904 | drug abuse --> no excuse | GIDDAY::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Wed Nov 09 1988 11:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.5905 | no excuse --> but... | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Wed Nov 09 1988 12:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.5906 | but... -=> NO ! buts | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Wed Nov 09 1988 12:56 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.5907 | No buts->No buts it's gota be butter ! | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Wed Nov 09 1988 13:34 | 5 |
|
As in English advert 8-)
|
396.5908 | | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Wed Nov 09 1988 15:43 | 4 |
| -< No buts it's gotta be butter -=>
-=> So take the cigarette out of the sandwich >-
John J
|
396.5909 | ..cigarette out of the sandwich---> GAG! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Wed Nov 09 1988 15:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.5910 | GAG -> The Mother-in-Law | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Wed Nov 09 1988 16:50 | 6 |
|
Sorry to all mother's-in-law out there, I don't really mean to be
unpleasant 8-)
Mark
|
396.5911 | The Mother-in-Law -> necessary, but insufficient | NYSSA::BIELSKI | let there be Lite | Wed Nov 09 1988 17:02 | 2 |
|
I don't mean to be unpleasant, either - even when I am.
|
396.5912 | necessary, but insufficient --> funds | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Wed Nov 09 1988 17:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.5913 | funds --> net | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Nov 09 1988 18:19 | 12 |
|
or
-<funds --> are we having funds yet?>-
or
-<funds --> funding fathers>-
or
-<funds --> you can bank on them>-
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396.5914 | net ==> Easy net | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Wed Nov 09 1988 18:25 | 1 |
|
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396.5915 | Easy net ==> notes conferences | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Wed Nov 09 1988 18:26 | 1 |
|
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396.5916 | notes conferences ==> Joyoflex | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Wed Nov 09 1988 18:27 | 1 |
|
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396.5917 | Joyoflex ==> Word association-football | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Wed Nov 09 1988 18:28 | 1 |
|
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396.5918 | word asociation-football --> title | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Nov 09 1988 18:37 | 1 |
|
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396.5919 | title -> (sub) | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Am I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug ya | Wed Nov 09 1988 18:51 | 1 |
|
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396.5920 | sub -> yellow | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Nov 09 1988 19:14 | 1 |
|
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396.5921 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Nov 09 1988 19:31 | 2 |
| -< yellow -> goodbye >-
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396.5922 | sub ==> yellow ==> marine | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Wed Nov 09 1988 19:32 | 1 |
|
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396.5923 | yellow submarine ==> Sgt Pepper | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Wed Nov 09 1988 19:37 | 1 |
|
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396.5924 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Nov 09 1988 19:39 | 3 |
| marine ->----+
+-------> The Lost City of Atlantis
goodbye ->---+
|
396.5925 | Sgt. Pepper -> Billy Shears | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 09 1988 19:39 | 1 |
|
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396.5926 | (*) -> Donovan | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 09 1988 19:42 | 5 |
|
marine + Sgt. Pepper + The lost city of Atlantis + Billy Shears
=
Donovan ( A gift to a giver )
|
396.5927 | Donovan -=> Wear a lorry | UNTADI::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Wed Nov 09 1988 19:47 | 1 |
| John J
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396.5928 | Wear a lorry --> friction | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Nov 09 1988 20:14 | 7 |
|
Re "yellow":
-<yellow --> craven>-
which would have led to horror film titles directed by Wes Craben
...
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396.5929 | friction --> fract | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Wed Nov 09 1988 20:16 | 1 |
|
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396.5930 | | NICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Wed Nov 09 1988 20:18 | 1 |
|
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396.5931 | fract -> (fract)al technology | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Nov 09 1988 20:18 | 1 |
| The study of the repair of broken bones maybe ?????
|
396.5932 | ure + al technology ---> russian mountaineering | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Wed Nov 09 1988 21:27 | 1 |
|
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396.5933 | Russian mountaineering ==> "We climbed it first." | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Wed Nov 09 1988 21:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.5934 | "We climbed it first." --> No you didn't | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Nov 09 1988 21:40 | 0 |
396.5935 | | NICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Wed Nov 09 1988 21:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.5936 | No you didn't ==> Yes, I did! | RAVEN1::MKENNEDY | Eschew sesquipedalianism! | Wed Nov 09 1988 21:52 | 0 |
396.5937 | 2 * Yes, I did! ==> soliloquy | RAVEN1::MKENNEDY | Eschew sesquipedalianism! | Wed Nov 09 1988 21:55 | 0 |
396.5938 | soliloquy---> Hamlet | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Wed Nov 09 1988 22:13 | 1 |
|
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396.5939 | | NICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Wed Nov 09 1988 22:29 | 3 |
|
The misspelling is intentional ;^)
|
396.5940 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Nov 09 1988 22:30 | 2 |
| -< Hamlet -> it ride >-
|
396.5941 | it ride ==> Ride it! | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Wed Nov 09 1988 22:52 | 1 |
|
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396.5942 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Nov 09 1988 22:59 | 7 |
| Shakesphere -----------------+
|
|
|
|
Ride it! ---------------------+------------> fat bronco
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396.5943 | Disneyland | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Am I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug ya | Wed Nov 09 1988 23:00 | 3 |
| Shakesphere---------------------Disneyland
|
Ride it!----------------
|
396.5944 | disneyland -> fat bronco -> wild, wild west | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Am I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug ya | Wed Nov 09 1988 23:01 | 1 |
|
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396.5945 | wild, wild west -> go east, old man | NYSSA::BIELSKI | 1000 pints of Lite | Wed Nov 09 1988 23:03 | 1 |
|
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396.5946 | go east, old man ==> Mann, Horace | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Wed Nov 09 1988 23:47 | 1 |
|
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396.5947 | Mann, Horace -> Riding off into the sunset | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Nov 10 1988 00:10 | 1 |
| Man leads horse .... into ...
|
396.5948 | | NICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Thu Nov 10 1988 00:27 | 1 |
|
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396.5949 | Riding off into the sunset --> Hollywood ending | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Nov 10 1988 00:29 | 5 |
| Re .-1:
For parallelism, it ought to have been --
Sunset, off into the, riding
|
396.5950 | Hollywood ending -> and they all lived happily after ever | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Nov 10 1988 00:31 | 1 |
|
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396.5951 | and they all lived happily after ever --> Bush and Dukakis | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Nov 10 1988 01:03 | 0 |
396.5952 | bush and dukakis -> tired out | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Nov 10 1988 01:06 | 1 |
| Bush beat Dukakis -> Dukakis is beat -> therefore he is "tired out"
|
396.5953 | tired out -> need new treads | NYSSA::BIELSKI | 1000 pints of Lite | Thu Nov 10 1988 01:29 | 6 |
|
Guess I'm in the minority & a closet lesser Rambo -
I *liked* the Dukakis tank photo/new clips.
I was talking about auto tires, under the Rambo is
a peacenik dying to get out.
|
396.5954 | need new treads --> tanks for the memories | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Nov 10 1988 01:34 | 1 |
|
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396.5955 | need new treads ==> need new threads | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Thu Nov 10 1988 01:34 | 1 |
|
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396.5956 | need new threads ==> new clothes | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Thu Nov 10 1988 01:35 | 1 |
|
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396.5957 | new clothes ==> the emperor's new clothes | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Thu Nov 10 1988 01:36 | 1 |
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396.5958 | emperor's new clothes ==> invisible | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Thu Nov 10 1988 01:37 | 1 |
|
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396.5959 | invisible clothes ==> invisible man | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Thu Nov 10 1988 01:37 | 1 |
|
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396.5960 | invisible man ==> Claude Rains | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Thu Nov 10 1988 01:40 | 1 |
|
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396.5961 | Claude Rains ==> clogged drains | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Thu Nov 10 1988 01:46 | 1 |
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396.5962 | | RAVEN1::MKENNEDY | Eschew sesquipedalianism! | Thu Nov 10 1988 01:46 | 5 |
| .5954 tanks for the memories --------\
\
>----modern warfare
/
invisible man --------------/
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396.5963 | clogged drains ==> call Roto Rooter | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Thu Nov 10 1988 01:46 | 1 |
|
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396.5964 | the Berlin spy tunnel | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Thu Nov 10 1988 01:48 | 1 |
| modern warfare + Roto Rooter ==>
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396.5965 | berlin spy tunnel -> teletypes | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Nov 10 1988 02:07 | 1 |
| berlin spy tunnel -> great escape -> altmode -> teletypes
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396.5966 | teletypes --> rotary | ZFC::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Nov 10 1988 02:30 | 1 |
| a telephone type
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396.5967 | rotary -> Mass. confusion | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Nov 10 1988 04:48 | 5 |
| Rotaries are to Massachusetts traffic as _______________.
A. food processors are to cookie dough
B. circus rides are to small childrens' stomachs
C. shakers are to dice
D. all of the above
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396.5968 | mass 'fusion ==> H to He | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS Architecture | Thu Nov 10 1988 04:57 | 1 |
|
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396.5969 | H to He ==> Heaven to Hell | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 09:42 | 1 |
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396.5970 | and back | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 09:43 | 1 |
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396.5971 | out back | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 09:43 | 1 |
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396.5972 | Alice Springs | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 09:44 | 1 |
|
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396.5973 | Hope Springs | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 09:44 | 1 |
|
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396.5974 | hope springs ==> eternal in the human breast | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 09:48 | 5 |
| Hope springs eternal in the human breast:
Man never is, but always to be blest.
Alexander Pope
|
396.5975 | hope ... human ==> human needs | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 09:55 | 5 |
| Human hopes and human creeds
Have their root in human needs.
Ironquill
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396.5976 | human needs ==> nature needs | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:00 | 6 |
| Our basest beggars
Are in the poorest thing superflous:
Allow not the nature more than nature needs,
Man's life is cheap as beast's.
Shakespeare, King Lear I, iv, 125
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396.5977 | human needs + nature needs ==> human nature ==> change | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:05 | 6 |
| The only thing that one really knows
about human nature is that it changes.
Change is the one quality we can predicate on it.
Oscar Wilde,
The Soul of Man Under Socialism
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396.5978 | change ==> woman changes | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:10 | 3 |
| La donna e' mobile
Verdi, Rigoletto
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396.5979 | woman ==> work | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:13 | 4 |
| Man may work from sun to sun,
But woman's work is never done.
Anon
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396.5980 | work ==> sweet life | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:17 | 1 |
| Arbeit macht das Leben Suess
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396.5981 | sweet life ==> smooth road | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:21 | 4 |
| Hail, ye small, sweet courtesies of life!
for smooth do you make the road of it.
Laurence Sterne, A Sentimental Journey
|
396.5982 | smooth road ==> rough road | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:28 | 7 |
| Badness you can get easily, in quantity:
the road is smooth, and it lies close by.
But in front of excellence the immortal gods have put sweat,
and long and steep is the way to it, and rough at first.
But when you come to the top, then it is easy, even though it is hard.
Hesiod, Works and Days
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396.5983 | rough road ==> rough and weary road | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:31 | 6 |
| O life! thou art a galling load,
Along a rough, a weary road,
To wretches such as I!
Robert Burns, Despondency
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396.5984 | rough and weary road ==> Cervantes rides in vain | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:38 | 6 |
| Cervantes on his galley sets the sword back in the sheath
(Don John on Austria rides homeward with a wreath).
And he sees across a weary land a straggling road in Spain,
Up which a lean and foolish knight forever rides in vain.
Chesterton
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396.5985 | Cervantes ==> tilting windmills | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.5986 | tilting windmills ==> fighting against the wind | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:43 | 1 |
|
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396.5987 | against the wind ==> first flight | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:46 | 5 |
| Success/ four flights Thursday morning/ all against 21-mile wind/
started from level with engine power alone/ average speed through
air 31 miles/ longest 59 seconds/ inform press/ home Christmas.
Orville Wright
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396.5988 | Shaft of Light | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:50 | 6 |
| Wake! For the Sun who scatter'd into flight
The Stars before him from the Field of Night,
Drives Night along with them from Heav'n and strikes
The Sultan's Turret with a Shaft of Light.
The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam
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396.5989 | Hiroshima | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:53 | 3 |
| Then a tremendous flash of light cut across the sky.
Hiroshima
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396.5990 | Hiroshima ==> Japan | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.5991 | Japan ==> Emperor of Japan | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.5992 | Mikado | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:55 | 1 |
|
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396.5993 | Mikado ==> Gilbert and Sullivan | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:56 | 1 |
|
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396.5994 | G & S Mikado ==> Let the punishment fit the crime | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 10:57 | 1 |
|
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396.5995 | punishment and crime ==> police | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 11:01 | 1 |
|
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396.5996 | military chorus | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 11:03 | 1 |
| Gilbert & Sullivan + police ==>
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396.5997 | military chorus ==> sailors chorus | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 11:04 | 1 |
|
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396.5998 | sailors' chorus ==> HMS Pinafore | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 11:08 | 1 |
|
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396.5999 | HMS Pinafore ==> Cox and Box | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 11:09 | 1 |
|
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396.6000 | Cox and Box ==> box | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 11:12 | 2 |
| 6000 notes later we return to the starting point. Pray to God the
whole thing can now end!
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396.6001 | Box -=> clever | UNTADH::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Thu Nov 10 1988 13:05 | 7 |
|
So who's going to enter the *next* one thousand replies ?
I call it cheating .
John J
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396.6002 | Clever -=> Smart arse | UNTADH::ODIJP | Elefanten springen nie | Thu Nov 10 1988 13:33 | 6 |
|
*And* , *EGGERS* , you've only been around since entry 5015 .
Who are you to bring a halt to this nice little note ?
John J (angry)
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396.6003 | Smart arse ==> jealousy | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Oh, joy unbounded, ... | Thu Nov 10 1988 17:20 | 3 |
| There are various stories concerning when the world will end such as
the Towers of Hanoi and "All the Names of God". I wanted to find out
whether that would work here.
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396.6004 | jealousy -> I don't get mad... | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Your ad could be here | Thu Nov 10 1988 17:33 | 6 |
|
Don't know when I joined in, but I'm preparing *my* miscreant
grasp at immortality by entering about 4000 at once...want to
see if the world ends at 396.9999 + .0001
Stan Bielski
|
396.6005 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Nov 10 1988 18:00 | 20 |
| Nature needs --------------------------+
|
|
|
I don't get mad ... -------------------+---> laxitive
With the dangling "nature needs" on the other side of .6000, the
circle wasn't complete, anyway.
perrsonal observation: in this little game, I've avoided "answering"
my own association. Most people who want to go here to there put
their multiple reply in a single response, as for example:
anger --->spite ---> sprite ---> elf ---> Santa ---> gifts
I believe it ought be a rule that in the future an author of a response
in this game cannot answer him- or herself.
Steve Kallis, Jr.
|
396.6006 | laxitive => verbal diahhorea | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Nov 10 1988 18:12 | 14 |
| RE .6005
I couldn't agree more .... said he a little ticked as he was hoping
to make that .6000 entry! (Umble grumble mumble)
But seriously, I do agree that answering yourself should be done
in a single reply and you shouldn't answer yourself across consecutive
replies .... it kinda defeats the nature of the note!
stuart
Ps I could almost be tempted to request that mr eggers deletes the
relevant number of replies to take us back where we were before
this fiasco started!
|
396.6007 | verbal diarrhea -> running off at the mouth! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Am I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug ya | Thu Nov 10 1988 18:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.6008 | running off at the mouth --> campaign oratory | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Nov 10 1988 18:31 | 2 |
|
... shades of the past months (or is thae eons?) ...
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396.6009 | campaign oratory ==> mental obfuscation | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Thu Nov 10 1988 18:35 | 4 |
| I suppose two people conspiring to alternate entries is also out.
And three people. And N people. I don't think that rule will work.
How about automatic entries by computer? Are they OK?
|
396.6010 | mental obfuscation --> lament obfuscation | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Thu Nov 10 1988 19:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.6011 | mental obfuscation -> overloaded brain | IOSG::LAWM | Normal service will NOT be resumed... | Thu Nov 10 1988 19:23 | 3 |
|
What you get after reading 2000 replies by Mr Eggers!
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396.6012 | overloaded brain => *KA-BOOM* | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Nov 10 1988 19:38 | 5 |
|
Just curious, does anyone want to go throguh all the replies and figure
out who is writing the most replies? I remember someone doing that
once.
|
396.6013 | overloaded brain -> lets's unload | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Your ad could be here | Thu Nov 10 1988 19:44 | 11 |
|
by asking Mr Eggers to remove all but one of his multitudinous
replies and resubmit them as one reply. His enthusiasm seems to
have spoiled our collective day (I had designs on .6000, too).
396.0 simply says "You can reply as often as you like." Can we
agree that it means "reply to someone else's reply"? And that we
retain the pre-Eggers flavor of the game without a lot of additional
rules except "custom and usage"?
my $00000000.02
|
396.6014 | let's unload ==> then reboot | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Thu Nov 10 1988 20:11 | 5 |
| I had my fun and won't do the same thing again: there will not again be
two consecutive replies with my name on them.
For those of you who want to get .7000, the expected date is about
5 January 1989 at the rate of the last 1000 postings.
|
396.6015 | bomb | IOSG::LAWM | Normal service will NOT be resumed... | Thu Nov 10 1988 20:14 | 18 |
| let's unload ---> core dump ---> ammunition dump-+
|
*KA-BOOM* ---------------------------------------+---------> bomb
^
|
lament obfuscation ---> anagram ----> an' a kilogram +-+
| |
v |
kilo ---> killer -+
with apologies... (my first attempt at this sort of thing)
Mat.
*:o)
PS Let Tom have his 6000. Who will be first to 6666, 6789, or
7000?
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396.6016 | bomb --> bay | QUOKKA::SNYDER | Wherever you go, there you are | Thu Nov 10 1988 20:23 | 6 |
|
I don't usually participate in this "game" but I felt the need
to express a dissenting view. I rather enjoyed Tom's running
replies.
Sid
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396.6017 | then reboot => sense of conscience | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Nov 10 1988 20:25 | 6 |
| > I had my fun and won't do the same thing again: there will not again be
> two consecutive replies with my name on them.
Can you really say, in light of the negative press thus generated,
that you REALLY had fun ? May your conscience haunt you for the
rest of your days ! -) Thanks for the future committment.
|
396.6018 | sense of conscience -=> guilt | UNTADH::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Thu Nov 10 1988 20:37 | 5 |
|
When I realised what was going on , I stopped reading .
John J
|
396.6019 | guilt --> box | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Thu Nov 10 1988 20:41 | 4 |
| Fear not, the count is in progress. Results shortly. Actually,
I had started before someone suggested it a few back.
Ian.
|
396.6020 | box -> Sugar Ray | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Nov 10 1988 20:53 | 3 |
| Is "box" really the most often occurring phase in 396?
I've seen it about 5 times now (but then I joined in *only*
about 3000 replies ago.
|
396.6021 | Sugar Ray --> Zorro | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Thu Nov 10 1988 21:13 | 197 |
|
Well people, up to around note 6000 the following 149 people have replied.
Only one nodename, probably the first they replied on, is listed. Here
goes...
The top ten in reverse order are:
10th with 162 AMUSED::CIUFFINI
9th with 172 VIA::RANDALL
8th with 173 ERIS::CONLON
7th with 196 AYOV27::ISMITH
6th with 214 ME::TRUMPLER
5th with 227 ZFC::DERAMO
4th with 261 TERZA::ZANE
3rd with 380 YAZOO::B_REINKE
2nd with 402 LEZAH::BOBBITT
1st with 627 MARKER::KALLIS
Following the form feed is the full listing...
Hats off to the following 'One Hit Wonder's:
001 BMT::KABEL
001 CLT::WIECHMANN
001 LDP::BUSCH
001 VIA::BINNS
001 GOLD::OPPELT
001 MPGS::BUSWELL
001 43322::STRIJCKER
001 BEING::POSTPISCHIL
001 CSC32::S_LEDOUX
001 CSCMA::BARRIEAU
001 DRUID::WARD
001 KESEY::GETSINGER
001 MAGOO::PFC
001 PLATA::HEINZER
001 SMURF::BINDER
001 WMOIS::R_BARON
001 ATLAST::DROWN
001 AYOV10::RBELL
001 BISTRO::BLOMBERG
001 BONNET::ROVELLA
001 CALLME::MR_TOPAZ
001 CHISPA::SYSTEM
001 CHUCKM::MURRAY
001 DSSDEV::ROBINSON
001 EAYV01::JHILL
001 ECLAIR::GOODWIN
001 FYRCAT::NOBLE
001 MERIDN::GILLMAN
001 MQOS02::A_COURCHESNE
001 NZOV01::HARDIE
001 OURVAX::JEFFRIES
001 RTOIC1::RSTANGE
001 RTOISB::TINIUS
001 STRSHP::REISS
001 SWSNOD::SALLOWAY
001 UBOHUB::SWANN
Two to ten replies...
002 CRL::TREESE
002 IOSG::CARLIN
002 IOSG::VICKERS
002 NEXUS::D_WHITE
002 NEXUS::MORGAN
002 OCKER::GILLARD
002 VIDEO::OSMAN
002 MDVAX3::BROCKUS
002 MTBLUE::GRAZIANO_ROC
002 QUOKKA::SNYDER
002 USAVAX::REDICK
002 WELSWS::MANNION
003 SKIVT::ROGERS
003 ARMORY::CHARBONND
003 COMICS::DEMORGAN
003 FSTVAX::GALLO
003 MTADMS::DONOVAN
003 PASTIS::MONAHAN
003 RAINBO::LARUE
003 REGENT::BROOMHEAD
003 SCOMAN::DAUGHAN
003 THE780::MEARNS
003 TOPDOC::SLOANE
003 ZYMRGY::LAMBERT
004 VISA::BLAKE
004 CURIE::GREER
004 FURILO::MASON
004 SYSENG::NELSON
004 USHS01::CHANDLER2
005 CSOA1::ROTH
005 HYDRA::PARSONS2
005 COPCLU::STS
005 FABULA::DORLHIAC
005 MARVIN::MACHIN
005 NATASH::AIKEN
006 COMET::LEVETT
006 LOCLE::RATCLIFF
006 KAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLAN
006 RAVEN1::MKENNEDY
006 SCRUFF::CONLIFFE
006 WAYWRD::GORDON
007 CLOVAX::FORNER
008 ISTG::WARDEN
008 HLDG03::KEW
008 STEREO::HOWARD
009 RICKS::PHIPPS
010 POBOX::VANTILBURG
010 BISTRO::WOOD
Eleven to twenty replies...
011 4GL::LASHER
011 GAO::DKEATING
011 VINO::JMUNZER
011 JANUS::CROWLE
011 SONATA::LANGE
012 HSSWS1::DUANE
015 CHEFS::LAWSONM
015 MLNIT5::FINANCE
015 YIPPEE::LIRON
017 VAXWRK::SIMON
019 CAM::MAZUR
019 VISA::BIJAOUI
019 ERBERT::VISSER
020 WAGON::SWINIARSKI
Twenty one to thirty replies...
021 HARDY::KENAH
024 CHIC::BELL
024 ODIHAM::HILL
027 MORRIS::SLABOUNTY
028 KERNEL::TBOOKER
029 SAHQ::LILLY
Thirty to fifty replies...
035 BISTRO::WATSON
039 THEONE::PARSONS
041 TOOK::C_PEREZ
043 MISFIT::GEMMEL
045 ESDC2::SOBOT
045 HERON::BUCHANAN
049 ERIS::CALLAS
Fifty one to one hundred replies...
051 IJSAPL::ELSENAAR
055 AKOV11::BOYAJIAN
057 SPUD::SCHARMANN
059 COMICS::KEY
059 GAOV11::MAXPROG6
059 GRNDAD::STONE
059 RTOEU2::JPHIPPS
062 NEARLY::GOODENOUGH
062 RUTLND::SATOW
064 GLIVET::RECKARD
067 CLARID::PETERS
070 DSSDEV::CANTOR
074 COOKIE::DEVINE
079 SALEM::AMARTIN
083 EAGLE1::EGGERS
086 REGENT::EPSTEIN
087 HOMSIC::DUDEK
090 HEART::KNOWLES
091 PLDVAX::ZARLENGA
092 UNTADI::ODIJP
093 DECSIM::HEILMAN
One to two hundred replies...
108 MLNOIS::HARBIG
108 RDGE00::BOOTH
112 LAMHRA::WHORLOW
130 NYSSA::BIELSKI
136 USSLKG::PITARD
154 STAR::HUBER
156 KAOFS::S_BROOK
162 AMUSED::CIUFFINI
172 VIA::RANDALL
173 ERIS::CONLON
196 AYOV27::ISMITH
The rest...
214 ME::TRUMPLER
227 ZFC::DERAMO
261 TERZA::ZANE
380 YAZOO::B_REINKE
402 LEZAH::BOBBITT
627 MARKER::KALLIS
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396.6022 | Zorro -> Zorro + Zorro = Zorro | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 10 1988 21:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.6023 | zorro ==> zorro**zorro = undefined | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Thu Nov 10 1988 21:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.6024 | zorro**zorro = undefined -> try a higher power | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Your ad could be here | Thu Nov 10 1988 21:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.6025 | | NICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Thu Nov 10 1988 21:56 | 3 |
|
Wow! What a lucky number!! I'm 13th!!! ;^)
|
396.6026 | nuclear power => solar power | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Nov 10 1988 22:27 | 6 |
|
200 replies, here I come!! On second thought 700 (to become 1st)!!!
:-) :-) :-)
|
396.6027 | solar power -> electrolyte | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Am I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug ya | Thu Nov 10 1988 22:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.6028 | electrolyte => No, Bud-lite! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Nov 10 1988 22:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.6029 | electrolyte -> electro | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Nov 10 1988 22:59 | 1 |
| For those not on a diet...
|
396.6030 | electro --> E&M fields | RAVEN1::MKENNEDY | Eschew sesquipedalianism! | Thu Nov 10 1988 23:53 | 4 |
| Back a few:
x
lim x = 1
x->0
|
396.6031 | E&M fields --> candy coated plain and peanut | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Fri Nov 11 1988 00:08 | 0 |
396.6032 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Nov 11 1988 02:01 | 11 |
| No, Bud Lite -----------------------------------------------+
|
|
|
candy coated plain and peanut ---> snack -------------------+
|
|
+--Football televiewing snack <-----+
|
|
+---> couch potato
|
396.6033 | couch potato --> all eyes | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Nov 11 1988 02:18 | 0 |
396.6034 | all eyes ==> on the box ==> BOX | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Fri Nov 11 1988 02:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.6035 | box -> juke | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Nov 11 1988 03:58 | 5 |
| Does anybody know the origin of `juke'? Let's see, there's
`jukejoint', `to juke' as in making an evasive move while
running with a football, and `jukebox'. There is no real
connection for them (except for someone who is stops at
a jukejoint after a football game and plays a record! ;-))
|
396.6036 | juke => Hey Juke | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Nov 11 1988 06:16 | 3 |
|
As in the Beatle song.... :-) :-)
|
396.6037 | hey juke->No Duke | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Fri Nov 11 1988 13:59 | 2 |
| The recent election 8-)
|
396.6038 | No Duke --> Napoleon wins | IOSG::LAWM | Normal service will NOT be resumed... | Fri Nov 11 1988 14:11 | 0 |
396.6039 | Napolean wins -=> Napolean Brandy | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Fri Nov 11 1988 14:36 | 16 |
|
Sorry .6021 (ISMITH) , wonderful work , but these accounts are one
and the same bod . Namely , me .
059 GAOV11::MAXPROG6
059 RTOEU2::JPHIPPS
092 UNTADI::ODIJP
---
210
---
I really must stay in one place .
John J
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396.6040 | * --> alcohol | IOSG::LAWM | Normal service will NOT be resumed... | Fri Nov 11 1988 14:40 | 15 |
|
from a long way back:
Bay ---> bay rum ---> alcohol
^
|
Napoleon brandy --------+
PS Notice that note .6038 (I think) was posted at 11:11 on 11/11/88!
Mat.
*:o)
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396.6041 | alcohol --> wobble water | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Fri Nov 11 1988 14:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.6042 | wobble water => Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Nov 11 1988 15:27 | 2 |
|
|
396.6043 | Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down -=> legless | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Fri Nov 11 1988 16:33 | 3 |
| Sort of follows on .
John J
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396.6044 | | MICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Fri Nov 11 1988 16:47 | 3 |
|
Well, there *IS* a brand of pantyhose called LEGGS!!
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396.6045 | bare legs -> lamb's tail | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Your ad could be here | Fri Nov 11 1988 17:14 | 12 |
|
from a kiddie dittie I once (ONLY once) recited to myself:
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear.
I've often seen her little lamb,
But I've *never* seen her bear.
Guess you had to take it on faith that she had one.
Stan B.
|
396.6046 | lamb's tail => chicken's teeth | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Nov 11 1988 17:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.6047 | chicken's teeth --> coward's dentures | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Nov 11 1988 17:37 | 12 |
|
Re "Napoleon wins":
-<Napoleon wins --> T.H.R.U.S.H. loses>-
For the younger (and possibly non-U.S./Canada set), there was a
very popular television show of the spy (as in James Bond) genre:
_The Man From U.N.C.L.E._. The star of the show, Robert Vaughn,
played one of the two heroes, Nalpoeon Solo. The organization
U.N.C.L.E. (standing, as I recall, for United Network Command for
Law and Enforcement) was opposed by an equally worldwide organization,
T.H.R.U.S.H. (whose expanded name I forget).
|
396.6048 | coward's dentures --> yellow tail (as in tuna) | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Fri Nov 11 1988 18:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.6049 | (tuna) yellow tail -> scale mail | LEZAH::BOBBITT | E tenebris lux | Fri Nov 11 1988 18:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.6050 | scale mail => musical message | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Nov 11 1988 18:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.6051 | musical message --> jingle bells | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Fri Nov 11 1988 18:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.6052 | jingle bells -> Noel (coward) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Nov 11 1988 18:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.6053 | Noel -=> abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Fri Nov 11 1988 18:36 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6054 | abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz => qwertyuiop asdfghjkl zxcvbnm | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Fri Nov 11 1988 18:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.6055 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Nov 11 1988 19:55 | 5 |
| qwertyuiop asdfghjkl zxcvbnm ------> letters ---+
|
|
coward -----------------------------------------+----> blackmail
|
396.6056 | blackmail -> overnight delivery | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Your ad could be here | Fri Nov 11 1988 20:08 | 3 |
|
as opposed to the more expensive prime time daylight rates.
|
396.6057 | overnight delivery --> daylight robbery | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Fri Nov 11 1988 20:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.6058 | overnight delivery --> GOD | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Fri Nov 11 1988 20:18 | 13 |
| Seen on trucks in eastern N.E. :
G.O.D.
Guaranteed Overnight Delivery
Re "qwertyuiop", etc.
-< qwretyuiop asdfghjkl zxcvbnm --> pyfgcrl aoeuidhtns qjkxbmwvz >-
Reason?
Dvorak keyboard...
|
396.6059 | overnight delivery --> sleep talking | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Fri Nov 11 1988 20:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.6060 | | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Fri Nov 11 1988 20:20 | 3 |
| GOD ------------------
--------> Jimmy Bakker
Daylight robbery -----
|
396.6061 | GOD --> Oh, still waiting! | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Fri Nov 11 1988 20:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.6062 | (*) -> unfulfilled dreams of angels | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Nov 11 1988 20:57 | 9 |
| sleep talking -----
\
Jimmy Bakker ---------> unfulfilled dreams of angels
/
Oh, still waiting -
[ there are several obvious branches from this, the fun of this
note is to see which gets selected or if another is proposed
that my small mind hasn't seen ]
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396.6063 | unfulfilled...--> Castles in the air | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Fri Nov 11 1988 20:59 | 3 |
|
It had to happen.....
|
396.6064 | Castles in the air --> Disneyland | DPDMAI::POGAR | Professional Dieter | Fri Nov 11 1988 21:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.6065 | disneyland->maryland | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Fri Nov 11 1988 21:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.6066 | maryland --> state | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Nov 11 1988 21:54 | 0 |
396.6067 | state -> transistor | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Fri Nov 11 1988 22:04 | 1 |
| I'm not quite sure why.
|
396.6068 | transistor --> cell | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Nov 11 1988 22:46 | 7 |
|
Re .-1:
>I'm not quite sure why.
_Solid_ state, I suppose ...
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396.6069 | cell --> amoeba | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Fri Nov 11 1988 22:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.6071 | amoeba -> prehistoric black hole | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Your ad could be here | Fri Nov 11 1988 23:28 | 10 |
|
my dictionary says
amoeba - a one-celled animal consisting of a naked mass of protoplasm
constantly changing in shape as it moves and engulfs food.
and I thought black holes were a newly discovered phenomenon.
Stan B.
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396.6072 | | NICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Fri Nov 11 1988 23:29 | 1 |
|
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396.6073 | amoeba -> sea anemone | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Nov 11 1988 23:30 | 16 |
| <<< VISA::USER:[NOTES$LIBRARY]JOYOFLEX.NOTE;1 >>>
-< The Joy of Lex >-
================================================================================
Note 396.6070 Word association-football 6070 of 6071
KAOFS::S_BROOK "Here today and here again tomorrow" 7 lines 11-NOV-1988 20:28
-< amwba - anemone >-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
re back quite a few ....
Juke box ... apparently juke comes from the southern us, being a
road house for drinking, singing and dancing.
I understood however that it was likely from ukelele .... you try
saying uke box.
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396.6074 | wild, wooly, and wet | MELEE::BIELSKI | Your ad could be here | Sat Nov 12 1988 02:10 | 15 |
| ^
/ \
|
| - -anemone - - delicate whitish flower - - - - > |
amoeba - >|
| -prehistoric black hole -> Ronald Regans hair - - - > |
|
| - sea anemone - - marine animal with a tubular body -> |
phew, this game is getting &*^&%^&*
...are the replies mixed up, or just me?
Stan B.
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396.6075 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Sat Nov 12 1988 04:06 | 2 |
| -< wild, wooly, and wet -> wine, women and wong>-
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396.6076 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Sat Nov 12 1988 06:13 | 1 |
|
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396.6077 | Drink, maids, and incorrect => and be merry, for tommorow we die | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sat Nov 12 1988 08:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.6078 | be merry -> don't worry | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sun Nov 13 1988 02:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.6079 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Sun Nov 13 1988 05:38 | 3 |
|
Sorry! Couldn't resist!
|
396.6080 | Be happy!! => Do I have to? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Sun Nov 13 1988 05:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.6081 | | MICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Sun Nov 13 1988 05:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.6082 | Keep saying "I love my job" and you will --> litany | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Sun Nov 13 1988 22:49 | 0 |
396.6083 | litany ==> Lit any? | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Sun Nov 13 1988 22:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.6084 | | MICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Sun Nov 13 1988 23:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.6085 | good ones lately --> Latter Day Saints | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Nov 14 1988 02:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.6086 | Latter Day Saints ==> Diet of Worms | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Mon Nov 14 1988 03:37 | 7 |
| I know that my redeemer liveth, and
that he shall stand at the latter day upon the earth:
And though, after my skin, worms destroy this body,
yet in my flesh shall I see God.
Job, 19:25-26
|
396.6087 | Diet of Worms => New fad diet? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Nov 14 1988 03:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.6088 | | NICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Mon Nov 14 1988 16:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.6089 | see-food diet => smell-food diet :-) | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Nov 14 1988 16:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.6090 | smell-food diet -=> odour eaters | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Mon Nov 14 1988 17:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.6091 | odour eaters -> eau de readers | LEZAH::BOBBITT | E tenebris lux | Mon Nov 14 1988 17:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.6092 | eau de readers => I kant reed yoor replie! ;-) | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Nov 14 1988 17:56 | 4 |
|
Drat, you blew my attempt at the record for the most leap-frog
replies!!! :-)
|
396.6093 | I kant reed yoor replie! -> NETWORK PARTNER EXCITED! | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Your ad could be here | Mon Nov 14 1988 18:10 | 5 |
|
not original with me, not the first time a
blooming writer has plagerized.
Stan B.
|
396.6094 | NETWORK PARTNER EXCITED! -> Risque Net | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 14 1988 18:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.6095 | Risque Net ==> Strippers garb | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Mon Nov 14 1988 18:22 | 0 |
396.6096 | Risque Net => Stripper's garb => JoyOfSex | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Nov 14 1988 18:26 | 5 |
|
'Sorry about that Cheif!!!'
Agent 86
|
396.6097 | JoyOfSex --> gender gap closed | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Nov 14 1988 18:40 | 8 |
|
Re "risque net" -- a lovely little oneliner on contemporary standards:
A teenage girl was given a book to read by her father, who recalled
that it was rather spicy when he read it as a youth. The girl started
reading it and looked up, saying,
Dad, what the f*** is `risque'?"
|
396.6098 | gender gap closed -> will reopen after alterations | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 14 1988 19:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.6099 | will reopen after alterations -=> do not open before Christmas | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Mon Nov 14 1988 19:36 | 1 |
| John J
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396.6100 | do not open before X-mas -> wrap it up, I'll take it | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive fingerpointing ensued... | Mon Nov 14 1988 19:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.6101 | wrap it up, I'll take it ==> Don't forget the ribbon | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Mon Nov 14 1988 20:26 | 0 |
396.6102 | Don't forget the ribbon -> no way; humor is my forte | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Your ad could be here | Mon Nov 14 1988 20:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.6103 | no way; humor is my forte --> Forte Courage | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Nov 14 1988 20:37 | 2 |
|
see, there was this old television show, _F Troop_ ...
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396.6104 | Forte Courage ==> the Fort of the Cowardly Lion | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Mon Nov 14 1988 20:43 | 0 |
396.6105 | the Fort of the Cowardly Lion -=> the Cowardly Lion Fought ? | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Mon Nov 14 1988 20:52 | 2 |
| John J
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396.6106 | the Cowardly Lion Fought? ==> Yes, he fought for Courage | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Mon Nov 14 1988 21:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.6107 | Yes, he fought for Courage -=> musta been in the Three Crowns | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Mon Nov 14 1988 21:28 | 5 |
|
Mine's a pint !
John J
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396.6108 | musta been in the Three Crowns -> no, Camelot | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 14 1988 21:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.6109 | ... Three Crowns ==> crowns and pounds and guineas | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Mon Nov 14 1988 21:38 | 8 |
| When I was one-and-twenty
I heard a wise man say,
"Give crowns and pounds and guineas
But not your heart away;"
At the rate of the last 100 replies, .7000 will arrive on Christmas
Day.
|
396.6110 | crowns and pounds and guineas ==> royalty and mass and pigs | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Mon Nov 14 1988 23:42 | 0 |
396.6111 | (*) -> used camel lot | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Nov 14 1988 23:45 | 15 |
| Camelot -> camel lot -------------------------------\
crowns & pounds & guineas -> small amount of money ---\
|
/
/-------------------------------------------------
|
\----------------------------------------------------\
|
/--------------------------------------------------------/
|
\------------------------------------------------------------\
|
/--------------------------------------------------------------/
|
\--> so if you want a camel for not much money, you go to a ...
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396.6112 | used came ('l) lot ---> new came a little | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Tue Nov 15 1988 01:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.6113 | new came a little ---> tiny bundle of joy | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Tue Nov 15 1988 02:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.6114 | tiny bundle of joy --> radioactive baby | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Nov 15 1988 02:51 | 1 |
| A glowing addition to the nuclear family.
|
396.6115 | radioactive baby --> E.T. | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Tue Nov 15 1988 03:50 | 0 |
396.6116 | | MICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Tue Nov 15 1988 04:14 | 3 |
|
Sorry, I couldn't resist!
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396.6117 | Phone Home => After Hours | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Nov 15 1988 05:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.6118 | After Hours ==> Children's Hour | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Tue Nov 15 1988 08:35 | 6 |
| Between the dark and the daylight,
When the night is beginning to lower,
Comes a pause in the day's occupations,
That is known as the Children's Hour.
Longfellow
|
396.6119 | Children's Hour --> Uncle Mac | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Tue Nov 15 1988 11:06 | 11 |
|
For the _really_ old ones amongst us (in the UQ)
Derek McCulloch
djw
United Queendom = UQ (There hasn't been a King for ages...
|
396.6120 | Uncle mac -=> Mr. Big | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Tue Nov 15 1988 12:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.6121 | Mr. Big -=> Mrs. Big and little Big | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Tue Nov 15 1988 13:00 | 4 |
| ?
John J
|
396.6122 | Mrs. Big & little Big -=> Lost in the Thatch | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Tue Nov 15 1988 15:26 | 10 |
|
For all UK viewers.... Mrs. Big = Mrs Thatcher
Little Big = Mark Thatcher, her *son*
who has a tendency to drive
his rally car every which way
but right!
|
396.6123 | Lost in the Thatch --> Up in the roof | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Tue Nov 15 1988 15:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.6124 | Up in the roof => Santa Claus!!! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Nov 15 1988 15:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.6125 | Santa Claus -=> Lumpy stockings! | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Tue Nov 15 1988 15:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.6126 | Lumpy stockings! => Did you get a lump of coal again this year? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Nov 15 1988 16:14 | 3 |
|
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
|
396.6127 | Did you get a lump of coal again this year? ==> no, I got a BOX | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Tue Nov 15 1988 16:22 | 2 |
|
There's that word again!!
|
396.6128 | Did you get a lump of coal... -=> A miner upset! | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Tue Nov 15 1988 16:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.6129 | | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Tue Nov 15 1988 17:13 | 7 |
|
-< A miner upset!-------cave-in---|
|--------dead and buried >-
-< No, I got a BOX------coffin----|
John J
|
396.6130 | dead and burried ==> six feet under | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Tue Nov 15 1988 17:33 | 0 |
396.6131 | six feet under -> three's a crowd | MELEE::BIELSKI | Your ad could be here | Tue Nov 15 1988 17:37 | 3 |
|
guess I'm still old fashioned.
|
396.6132 | three's a crowd -=> three's a fantasy | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Tue Nov 15 1988 17:42 | 3 |
| I'm not !
John J
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396.6133 | three's a fantasy -=> Visions in blue | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Tue Nov 15 1988 17:46 | 1 |
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396.6134 | three's a fantasy --> four's a calamity! | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Nov 15 1988 17:46 | 1 |
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396.6135 | | NICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Tue Nov 15 1988 17:49 | 1 |
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396.6136 | ----=> mounted policewomen | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Tue Nov 15 1988 17:49 | 3 |
| four's a calamity ------|
----- Mounted Policewomen
Visions in Blue --------|
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396.6137 | Mounted policewoman->Female sheriff | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Tue Nov 15 1988 18:05 | 1 |
|
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396.6138 | female, sheriff -> male, heriff | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive fingerpointing ensued... | Tue Nov 15 1988 18:22 | 1 |
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396.6139 | male, heriff => me Riff Raff, you Magenter | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Nov 15 1988 18:26 | 1 |
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396.6140 | Exotically common | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Tue Nov 15 1988 18:53 | 3 |
| me Riff Raff, you Magenter
| |---------- exotic ------> Exotically common
|------ common -------------------|
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396.6141 | exotically common --> oxymoron | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Nov 15 1988 19:05 | 1 |
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396.6142 | oxymoron --> nitrogenius | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Tue Nov 15 1988 19:09 | 0 |
396.6143 | nitrogenius ==> Nobel | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Tue Nov 15 1988 19:12 | 1 |
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396.6144 | Nobel -=> No ball | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Tue Nov 15 1988 19:23 | 3 |
| Not much of a party .
John J
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396.6145 | No ball => celibate | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Tue Nov 15 1988 19:27 | 1 |
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396.6146 | | NICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Tue Nov 15 1988 20:43 | 1 |
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396.6147 | Celebrate, dance to the music -> Gene Krupa | MELEE::BIELSKI | Your ad could be here | Tue Nov 15 1988 21:02 | 4 |
|
the only drummer I know by name, other than Ringo.
Ever try dancing to Spike Jones????
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396.6148 | Gene Krupa --> Fearless Fosdick | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Nov 15 1988 21:49 | 2 |
|
Gene Krupa should be the name of a cartoon character.
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396.6149 | Fearless Fosdick -=> Flip Flop | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Tue Nov 15 1988 22:07 | 1 |
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396.6150 | flip flop -> inverter | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Nov 15 1988 22:12 | 1 |
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396.6151 | flip Flop --> Flip-Chip | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Nov 15 1988 22:16 | 11 |
|
One of the few _registered_ trademarks of Digital.
For relative newcomers, when Digital started making computers and
circuit cards (what we, nearly alone in the electronics industry,
call "modules"), they were fairly large, metal-edged jobs called
"system modules." Along around the time of the PDP-6 (Digital's
first mainframe-class computer), a newer, less massive module was
developed, having no metal edges, but a plastic handle. These were
called "Flip-Chip" modules; the name, as noted, being trademarked.
Flip-chip modules were used in many subsequent computers.
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396.6152 | | NICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Tue Nov 15 1988 22:49 | 1 |
|
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396.6153 | See Chip Flip! -> his program *almost* works | MELEE::BIELSKI | Your ad could be here | Tue Nov 15 1988 23:01 | 2 |
|
Now we're a software company, right?
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396.6154 | his program almost works ==> last bug | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Tue Nov 15 1988 23:22 | 1 |
|
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396.6155 | last bug -> cockroach | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Nov 15 1988 23:40 | 1 |
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396.6156 | a flippin' delicacy | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Nov 15 1988 23:52 | 4 |
| ^
inverter - - > spatula - > |
| - - |
cockroach - - - - - - - >
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396.6157 | a flippin' delicacy -> crepe | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Nov 15 1988 23:56 | 1 |
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396.6158 | crepe --> funeral | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Nov 16 1988 00:30 | 5 |
|
What do you call thin dessert pancakes made with spoiled wine instead
of brandy?
Sour crepes...
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396.6159 | funeral --> parlor | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Nov 16 1988 00:39 | 4 |
|
I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those places.
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396.6160 | parlor -> vu Francie? | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Nov 16 1988 00:54 | 1 |
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396.6161 | vu Francie? --> Me Jane! | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Wed Nov 16 1988 01:00 | 1 |
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396.6162 | Me Jane! --> Migraine | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Nov 16 1988 01:33 | 2 |
|
Not tonight ...
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396.6163 | Migrane -> ...but I'm still Fonda you | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Nov 16 1988 01:41 | 1 |
|
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396.6164 | ...but I'm still Fonda you ==> Henry | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Wed Nov 16 1988 01:59 | 0 |
396.6165 | Henry --> Minnie Bannister | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Nov 16 1988 02:30 | 3 |
|
from the Goons...
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396.6166 | Minnie Bannister -> Minnie Pearl | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Nov 16 1988 04:24 | 2 |
| from the show that replaced Smothers Brothers...
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396.6167 | Minnie Pearl => Cast before swine | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Wed Nov 16 1988 07:16 | 1 |
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396.6168 | cast before swine ---->slop bucket | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Nov 16 1988 09:48 | 1 |
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396.6169 | slop bucket => cafeteria food | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Nov 16 1988 11:36 | 1 |
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396.6170 | cafeteria food -=> scents of humour | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Wed Nov 16 1988 12:34 | 1 |
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396.6171 | scents of Humour->sense of honour | RDGE21::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Wed Nov 16 1988 13:41 | 1 |
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396.6172 | sense of honour => touch of colour | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Nov 16 1988 16:04 | 1 |
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396.6173 | touch of colour -=> green fingers | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Wed Nov 16 1988 16:29 | 1 |
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396.6174 | green fingers => blue feelings | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Nov 16 1988 16:30 | 1 |
|
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396.6175 | Blue feelings->Stan Getz | DEMOS1::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Wed Nov 16 1988 17:10 | 1 |
| as in Blues/jazz musician
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396.6176 | Stan Getz -> going eventually | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Nov 16 1988 17:18 | 5 |
|
self-inflicted humor.
Stan B.
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396.6177 | going eventually->friendly flat alley | DEMOS1::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Wed Nov 16 1988 17:36 | 1 |
|
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396.6178 | friendly flat alley -> cat | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive fingerpointing ensued... | Wed Nov 16 1988 19:04 | 2 |
| sorry....
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396.6179 | cat -=> brain damage | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Wed Nov 16 1988 19:07 | 1 |
|
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396.6180 | brain damage -> cell(f) destruction | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 16 1988 19:16 | 1 |
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396.6181 | cell(f) destruction -> jailbreak | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Nov 16 1988 19:30 | 3 |
|
or cell(f) destruction -> my Auntie Matter
|
396.6182 | jailbreak -> exercise yard | EGAV01::DKEATING | Roamin' Cadillac Church SAVES | Wed Nov 16 1988 20:27 | 1 |
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396.6183 | exercise yard ==> push-up palace | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Wed Nov 16 1988 20:29 | 0 |
396.6184 | push-up palace --> or it fall down | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Nov 16 1988 20:42 | 7 |
|
Re "Minnie Pearl":
-<Minnie Pearl --> Micro Diamond>-
For equivalent value ...
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396.6185 | or it fall down -> justa got offa da boat | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 16 1988 20:49 | 1 |
|
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396.6186 | justa got offa da boat => Was this trip really necessary? | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Nov 16 1988 20:53 | 1 |
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396.6187 | Was this trip really necessary? --> Business or pleasure? | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Nov 16 1988 21:07 | 0 |
396.6188 | Business or pleasure? => It's been a business doing pleasure with you. :-) | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Wed Nov 16 1988 21:23 | 1 |
|
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396.6189 | It's been a business doing pleasure wit -> cha | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Nov 16 1988 22:10 | 2 |
|
brevity is the sole of wit.
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396.6190 | cha -> ttanooga | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive fingerpointing ensued... | Wed Nov 16 1988 22:37 | 1 |
|
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396.6191 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Nov 16 1988 23:20 | 14 |
| ttanooga ---> tta.noo.ga
| | |
+-------------+ | +---> ghaa ---+
| | |
V V V
ta -ta new nausea
| | |
V V +---->seasickness --+
goodbye -------> fresh ------+ |
| |
V |
impudent farewell |
| |
+---------> unease <--------+
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396.6192 | unease -> arrest | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Nov 16 1988 23:50 | 1 |
| unease -> un ease (pardon my French ;-) -> a rest -> arrest
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396.6193 | arrest => you're busted! | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Thu Nov 17 1988 00:13 | 1 |
|
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396.6194 | you're busted => full figured | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Thu Nov 17 1988 00:29 | 1 |
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396.6195 | you're busted! ==> you have no money! | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Thu Nov 17 1988 00:30 | 0 |
396.6196 | full + ..no money -> proposition | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 17 1988 00:42 | 7 |
| full figured + you have no money = ... from the Beatle's
you never give me your money,
you only send me your invitations
etc...
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396.6197 | proposition --> theorem | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Nov 17 1988 00:59 | 1 |
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396.6198 | theorem -> qed | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Nov 17 1988 01:35 | 4 |
|
Q.E.D., which was to be demonstrated.
(quod erat demonstrandum, for you bilinguals)
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396.6199 | qed => proven | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Thu Nov 17 1988 01:36 | 1 |
|
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396.6201 | tested -> tasted | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 17 1988 01:59 | 1 |
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396.6202 | tasted ==> and died | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Thu Nov 17 1988 02:03 | 4 |
| I deleted .6200 by mistake. It said "proven ==> tested"
At the rate of the last 200 replies, .7000 will be posted
on 13 December. Things are getting faster.
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396.6203 | died >--> put in a box | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Nov 17 1988 02:21 | 1 |
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396.6204 | put in a box --> Jack | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Nov 17 1988 02:26 | 0 |
396.6205 | Jack => Of All Trades | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Thu Nov 17 1988 02:57 | 1 |
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396.6206 | all-rounder | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Nov 17 1988 03:12 | 7 |
|
Q.E.D. ----> Quite Easily Done \_____All rounder
/
/
Jack --- > of all trades-------/
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396.6207 | All-rounder --> satellites | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Thu Nov 17 1988 04:51 | 5 |
|
All ---------------------------------\
>----> satellites
rounder ----> one who makes rounds---/
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396.6208 | satellites ==> saddle lights | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Thu Nov 17 1988 08:55 | 1 |
| What does a horse need on a highway?
|
396.6209 | saddle lights --> pommel | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Nov 17 1988 10:02 | 3 |
|
saddle horn -- beep!
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396.6210 | pommel --> Excalibur | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Thu Nov 17 1988 10:57 | 8 |
|
saddle--------+
|
lights------->+----->horn----->car--------\
| \
| >---> Excalibur
v /
pommel---->sword------/
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396.6211 | Excalibur --> Putney, 16 | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Thu Nov 17 1988 11:58 | 1 |
|
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396.6212 | Putney, 16 : Waterloo 32 | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Thu Nov 17 1988 13:40 | 3 |
|
as in a Rugby union football score
|
396.6213 | Waterloo 32 -=> arriving on platform 3 | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Thu Nov 17 1988 14:45 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.6214 | Arriving on Platform 3 -> The late Train | BISTRO::WOOD | VBO - Where the grass IS greener! | Thu Nov 17 1988 17:11 | 0 |
396.6215 | The late train --> The Midnight Express | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Thu Nov 17 1988 17:13 | 1 |
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396.6216 | The Midnight Express -> The (dis)Orient Local | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Nov 17 1988 17:23 | 5 |
|
Railroads aren't what they used to be.
If you enjoy music, take the 'A' train.
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396.6217 | The (dis)Orient Local --> hallucinagen | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Nov 17 1988 17:47 | 6 |
|
Re "Jack":
-<Jack --> Bread>-
"Jack," as "bread" is slang for money.
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396.6218 | hallucinagen --> mirage | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Thu Nov 17 1988 17:56 | 1 |
|
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396.6219 | mirage -=> jet | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Thu Nov 17 1988 18:46 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6220 | jet -=> sons | LANDO::BILAFER | Who.......Me? | Thu Nov 17 1988 18:55 | 3 |
|
Keith B
|
396.6221 | sons ==> daughters | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Thu Nov 17 1988 19:08 | 0 |
396.6222 | sons --> daughters --> b-tree | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Nov 17 1988 19:37 | 0 |
396.6223 | b-tree -> butt, also b-nice | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Nov 17 1988 19:46 | 1 |
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396.6224 | b-nice -> do be a dobee | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive fingerpointing ensued... | Thu Nov 17 1988 20:23 | 2 |
| don't b-sharp, don't b-flat, just b-natural!
|
396.6225 | do be a dobee --> Frank Sinatra | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Thu Nov 17 1988 20:31 | 1 |
|
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396.6226 | be a dobee ==> Scooby Dooby Doo | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Thu Nov 17 1988 20:32 | 0 |
396.6227 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Nov 17 1988 20:40 | 6 |
| Scooby Dooby Do --------+
|
|
|
Frank Sinatra ----------+------>recording
|
396.6228 | who, me? | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Nov 17 1988 21:15 | 21 |
|
recording
|
+--------------+----------------+
| | |
(rec) (or) (ding)
| | |
record option parity error
| | |
database else garbage
| | |
information choice unappetizing
| | |
+--------------+----------------+
|
\ /
V
don't confuse me with facts, my mind's made up.
...comedian Red Skelton
|
396.6229 | who, me? --> no, you? | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Nov 17 1988 21:37 | 0 |
396.6230 | who,me? -> Miss Piggy | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 17 1988 21:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.6231 | MIss Piggy ==> Mr. Kermit | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Thu Nov 17 1988 21:59 | 0 |
396.6232 | Mr. Kermit -> Mr. Microphone | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Nov 17 1988 22:04 | 2 |
| Amaze your friends! Annoy your neighbors!
Now from Ronco, it's ...
|
396.6233 | Mr. Microphone ==> That's Mr. M. Phone To YOU!!! | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Thu Nov 17 1988 22:25 | 0 |
396.6234 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Nov 17 1988 22:50 | 9 |
| That's Mr. M. Phone to YOU!!! -------------------------+
|
|
My mind's made up. Don't confuse me with the facts ----+
|
|
+--> thoughtless
|
396.6235 | thoughtless ==> Bubble-headed Bleach Blonde | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Thu Nov 17 1988 22:53 | 0 |
396.6236 | Bubble-headed Bleach Blonde -> ditz | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | recursive fingerpointing ensued... | Thu Nov 17 1988 23:17 | 5 |
| She's not a dumb blonde...I know she dies her hair
(from the song Airhead, by Thomas Dolby, off his new album "Aliens
Ate My Buick")
|
396.6237 | ditz --> digger | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Fri Nov 18 1988 00:27 | 2 |
| As said by a hair-lipped prisoner by the roadside when asked what
he does.
|
396.6238 | digger -> Haight-Ashbury | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Nov 18 1988 01:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.6239 | Haight-Ashbury --> Love-In | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Nov 18 1988 01:30 | 4 |
|
Re "digger":
-<digger --> fair dinkum>-
|
396.6240 | Love-in ==> Hate-out | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Fri Nov 18 1988 01:34 | 0 |
396.6241 | Hate-out -> houses in winter | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Fri Nov 18 1988 01:54 | 4 |
|
I can almost remember using one.
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396.6242 | houses in winter --> White houses | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Nov 18 1988 02:00 | 7 |
|
Will the US wake up one day in January and realise it's all bright-eyed
and Bushy-Quayled?
djw
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396.6243 | White houses --> Red villages | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Fri Nov 18 1988 02:19 | 0 |
396.6244 | red villages --> Estonia | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Fri Nov 18 1988 04:29 | 1 |
|
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396.6245 | Estonia ..->..voice I don't like | GIDDAY::PARSONS | So many notes, so little time..... | Fri Nov 18 1988 07:27 | 1 |
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396.6246 | voice I don't like --> Lord HawHaw | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Nov 18 1988 08:10 | 1 |
|
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396.6247 | Lord HawHaw --> Slim Whitman | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Fri Nov 18 1988 09:24 | 1 |
|
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396.6248 | Slim Whitman -> Fats Waller | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Fri Nov 18 1988 17:22 | 6 |
|
according to UU note 114.50, his "words of inspiration" were
"One never knows, do one?"
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396.6249 | Fats Waller --> thins swim | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Nov 18 1988 17:59 | 3 |
|
Re "Lord HawHaw": You mean there's another old codger out there
who _remembers_ him?!?
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396.6250 | thins swim ==> crackers in water | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Fri Nov 18 1988 18:48 | 0 |
396.6251 | crackers in water --> Ducks | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Fri Nov 18 1988 18:52 | 4 |
|
What do you get when you put carbonated water in a duck pond?
Soda Quackers!!!
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396.6252 | | DELNI::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Fri Nov 18 1988 19:00 | 8 |
|
Just figured this out:
reply # 7000 will come on (are we ready??)
4-Dec-1988:10:00 VISA time.
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396.6253 | Quacks --> Bogus medics | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Nov 18 1988 19:38 | 3 |
|
The lawyer, visiting a farm, said he was insulted by the baby chicks.
As her passed, they said, "Cheep, cheep, cheep."
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396.6254 | Bogus medics -=> Dr. Crippin | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Fri Nov 18 1988 19:42 | 1 |
|
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396.6255 | Dr. Crippin -> Dr. WHO ??? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Fri Nov 18 1988 20:09 | 5 |
|
...the System Manager was also a Dr. Who fan at the time
this node was named, or maybe of his travelling companions.
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396.6256 | Dr. WHO ??? --> sonic screwdriver | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Fri Nov 18 1988 20:10 | 1 |
|
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396.6257 | | MICLUS::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Fri Nov 18 1988 20:31 | 1 |
|
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396.6258 | DoomsDay 2000 -> football roster slightly over quota | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Fri Nov 18 1988 20:35 | 1 |
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396.6259 | football... -> pigskin personnel plurals | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Nov 18 1988 21:35 | 1 |
|
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396.6260 | pigskin personnel plurals -> oval-leather overload | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive fingerpointing ensued... | Fri Nov 18 1988 22:37 | 1 |
|
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396.6261 | oval-leather overload -> fatted calf on a skateboard | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Fri Nov 18 1988 22:42 | 3 |
|
tgif
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396.6262 | | CUPMK::SLOANE | Tempus is fugiting | Fri Nov 18 1988 22:44 | 6 |
| -< pigskin personnel plurals -> peripatetic performers perpetually
peramabulating pugnaciously >-
(It's too long to fit on the title line.)
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396.6263 | p ^ 5 -> circus folks | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Nov 18 1988 23:32 | 1 |
|
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396.6264 | circus folks --> General Tom Thumb | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Sat Nov 19 1988 01:25 | 1 |
|
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396.6265 | General Tom Thumb -> hand picks troops | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Nov 19 1988 01:51 | 1 |
|
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396.6266 | hand picks troops --> finger picks nose | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Nov 19 1988 02:06 | 0 |
396.6267 | hand picks troops -> tin soldiers | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Nov 19 1988 02:09 | 1 |
| How do you get to stand still while you tin them?
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396.6268 | tin soldiers --> Nutcracker Suite | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Sat Nov 19 1988 09:17 | 3 |
|
'tis the season...
|
396.6269 | Nutcracker Suite --> Ball-Busters On Parade | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Sat Nov 19 1988 16:55 | 1 |
| A la "Carnal Knowledge"
|
396.6270 | Ball-Busters on Parade --> Police Academy marchpast | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Sun Nov 20 1988 08:51 | 1 |
|
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396.6271 | Police Academy marchpast --> Hitler Youth on Hoof | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Sun Nov 20 1988 18:22 | 1 |
|
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396.6272 | Hitler Youth on Hoof --> Non-kosher meat | CLT::LASHER | Working... | Mon Nov 21 1988 06:29 | 0 |
396.6273 | Non-kosher meat --> Smoked ham | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Mon Nov 21 1988 07:17 | 3 |
| Smoked in gas-fueled ovens.
- Greg
|
396.6274 | Green Bogies | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Nov 21 1988 10:11 | 12 |
|
re -.1 thats a bit near the knuckle??
re -.a few
Smoked Ham -- Unsmoked Ham --- green Bacon ----
\
Pick ones nose---------------------------------->--------->Green bogies
/
/
police Academy ---->Bogey men----------------/
|
396.6275 | green-bogies->New recruits | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Mon Nov 21 1988 13:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.6276 | New recruits -=> cannon fodder | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Mon Nov 21 1988 15:40 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6277 | cannon fodder --> canon fodder --> bread and wine | IOSG::LAWM | Exit functionality---enter function | Mon Nov 21 1988 15:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.6278 | bread and wine -=> ridiculous payrise | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Mon Nov 21 1988 16:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.6279 | rediculous payraise ==> funny money | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Mon Nov 21 1988 16:59 | 0 |
396.6280 | funny money -=> monopoly | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Mon Nov 21 1988 17:05 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6281 | monopoly -=> lonely parrot | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Mon Nov 21 1988 17:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.6282 | lonely parrot->single squark | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Mon Nov 21 1988 17:49 | 3 |
|
|
396.6283 | lonely parrot -> Dan Quayle | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Mon Nov 21 1988 17:50 | 4 |
|
hmmm, maybe I *do* have a future in politics.
|
396.6284 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Nov 21 1988 18:12 | 14 |
| Single squark ----->singularity, quark
| |
+---- black hole <-------+ +----->microparticle ---+
| |
| |
+--->astrophysics ------> physics <---- particle physics -+
|
|
|
Dan Quayle --+ |
| |
| +---------------+
V |
Finished Running --------------------------+--->static [not dynamic]
|
396.6285 | static [not dynamic] -> embarassing wrinkles | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 21 1988 18:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.6286 | static (not dynamic) -> tableau | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive fingerpointing ensued... | Mon Nov 21 1988 18:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.6287 | a timeless face | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Mon Nov 21 1988 19:12 | 5 |
| ^
|
embarassing wrinkles - - +
|
tableau - - - - - - - - +
|
396.6288 | a timeless face -=> Dorian Gray | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Mon Nov 21 1988 19:16 | 4 |
|
Ok , Dorian , so you've got a painting of Bill Wyman in your attic .
John J
|
396.6289 | Dorian Gray --> Major Grey | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Nov 21 1988 19:43 | 6 |
|
........ you know, the chutney chap ...
Re "picking one's nose":
-<picking one's nose --> plastic surgeon's catalogue>-
|
396.6290 | Major Grey --> Captain Scarlet | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Mon Nov 21 1988 20:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.6291 | Captain Scarlet -=> Cloudbase | UNTADI::ODIJP | Yuppies smoke astro-turf | Mon Nov 21 1988 20:11 | 3 |
| Them were't days
John J
|
396.6292 | Cloudbase -> Next VMS level | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Mon Nov 21 1988 20:50 | 4 |
|
We're a high-flying software company, right?
|
396.6293 | Next VMS level -> VMSix | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Nov 21 1988 20:56 | 1 |
| VMS-6 (as Posix compliance becomes more important).
|
396.6294 | Next VMS level -=> Spirit(s) in the Machine | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Mon Nov 21 1988 20:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.6295 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Nov 21 1988 21:52 | 1 |
| spirits in the machine -> gremlins drunk in charge (of VMS)
|
396.6296 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Nov 21 1988 22:58 | 14 |
| Gremlins drunk in charge (of VMS)
| | | | |
| | | | +---------> for VMS ------+
| | +-+-+ |
| | | |
| | V +-- pro operating sustem -+
| | general |
| | | |
| | V |
| | command -----+--------> DCL -------+
| V |
| sot -------> set ------> instruction ---+
| |
+------> legend ----> lore ----- writings -----+-----> printout
|
396.6297 | printout -> trout nip | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive fingerpointing ensued... | Mon Nov 21 1988 23:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.6298 | trout nip --> fish booze | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Mon Nov 21 1988 23:49 | 1 |
| Well *cat*nip makes (some) cats act drunk...
|
396.6299 | fish booze -> 100 proof water | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Nov 22 1988 01:01 | 8 |
|
not sure whether this means pure or polluted.
not sure whether "drinks like a fish" applies to both.
sure hate winging it this way, but it's a long way to .9999
and every half-witticism counts.
|
396.6300 | 100 proof water -> kickapoo joy juice | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive fingerpointing ensued... | Tue Nov 22 1988 01:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.6301 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Nov 22 1988 01:43 | 2 |
| kickapoo joy juice -> stinky diapers
|
396.6302 | stinky diapers --> launder | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Nov 22 1988 01:53 | 12 |
|
Re "kickapoo joy juice":
For the _younger_ set, Kickapoo Joy Juice was a concoction made
in the hills outside Dogpatch that was the closest thing to a Universal
Panacea ever devised. It could get the hillbillies stinking drunk;
it could also disperse radioactive clouds. It appeared, if that's
the correct verb, in the comic strip, _Li'l Abner_, by the late
Al Capp.
How quickly they forget
|
396.6303 | launder --> drug money | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Nov 22 1988 02:30 | 0 |
396.6304 | drug money --> runaway inflation | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Tue Nov 22 1988 03:36 | 0 |
396.6305 | a run away inflation -> balloon to the moon | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Nov 22 1988 04:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.6306 | balloon to the moon -=> lunacy! | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Tue Nov 22 1988 12:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.6307 | lunacy! -=> preferable and desirable | UNTADI::ODIJP | Never,never,NEVER....oh alright then | Tue Nov 22 1988 13:10 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.6308 | preferable and desirable --> Necessary and expedient | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Tue Nov 22 1988 16:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.6309 | Necessary and expedient --> Extreme prejudice | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Nov 22 1988 17:19 | 5 |
|
Re "a balloon to the moon":
Poe once wrote a story, "The Unparalleled Adventure of Hans Pfall,"
bnuilt around that vert theme.
|
396.6310 | Extreme prejudice -=> Nationalist | UNTADI::ODIJP | Never,never,NEVER....oh alright then | Tue Nov 22 1988 17:22 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6311 | Nationalist -=> flagging pride | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Tue Nov 22 1988 17:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.6312 | flagging pride => Star Spangled Banner | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Tue Nov 22 1988 17:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.6313 | Star Spangled Banner -> Fort McHenry | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Nov 22 1988 17:41 | 15 |
|
I used to make regular visits there, having been raised
in Baltimore. Best ones were the July 4 blowouts - gave me
a sore neck every time.
Now I think the effort to make "America the Beatiful" the national
anthem deserves some serious consideration - easier to sing, more
folks know the words, is not as strident as the present anthem,
and extolls the beauty and strength of the country in a dignified
way.
my $0.02
Stan B.
|
396.6314 | Fort McHenry -=> and lost | UNTADI::ODIJP | Never,never,NEVER....oh alright then | Tue Nov 22 1988 18:13 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6315 | and lost -> in space | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive giggling ensued... | Tue Nov 22 1988 19:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.6316 | in space -> moon struck in '69 | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Nov 22 1988 19:29 | 2 |
|
...maybe we could make a movie
|
396.6317 | moon struck in '69 -=> explain *that* to the wife | UNTADI::ODIJP | Never,never,NEVER....oh alright then | Tue Nov 22 1988 19:42 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6318 | explain *that*to the wife -=> espousing optimism | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Tue Nov 22 1988 21:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.6319 | espousing optimism --> half full | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Nov 22 1988 21:31 | 0 |
396.6320 | half full -> room for dessert | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Nov 22 1988 21:50 | 1 |
| Sitting here at lunch time...
|
396.6321 | half full --> nitwit | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Tue Nov 22 1988 21:51 | 0 |
396.6322 | room for dessert -=> sand castle | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Tue Nov 22 1988 21:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.6323 | home is where the heart is | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Nov 22 1988 22:04 | 6 |
| ^
|
room for dessert -=> sand castle - - +
|
nitwit - - - - - - - +
|
396.6324 | home is where the heart is -> cardiovirus | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Nov 22 1988 22:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.6325 | cardiovirus -> Jimi ( in '69 style ) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 23 1988 00:26 | 1 |
| cardiovirus -> heart throb -> foxy lady ->
|
396.6326 | cardiovirus --> aortacocci | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Nov 23 1988 00:27 | 3 |
|
Actually, a "cardiovirus" is a program to disrupt computer operations
that has been prepared on Hollerith cards.
|
396.6327 | aortacocci -> getting to the heart of the bugs | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Nov 23 1988 01:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.6328 | ...heart of the bugs -> scratch a little lower... | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Nov 23 1988 01:54 | 4 |
|
Thought bugs didn't have hearts.
I've been wrong before.
|
396.6329 | scratch a little lower -> aaargh that tickles! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Nov 23 1988 01:58 | 0 |
396.6330 | aaargh that tickles ---> Grandma's feather bed | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Nov 23 1988 03:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.6331 | Grandma's feather bed -> big bad wolf | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Nov 23 1988 03:10 | 3 |
| "Oh Gramma! What big disks you have!"
"The better to hold JoyOfLex notes with!"
|
396.6332 | big bad wolf --> hooded redhead | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Wed Nov 23 1988 09:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.6333 | Jimi + hooded redhead --> Campbell | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Wed Nov 23 1988 12:06 | 3 |
|
For those not familiar with Scottish clans, the Campbells are the
ones with red hair.
|
396.6334 | Campbell -=> soup | UNTADC::ODIJP | Never,never,NEVER....oh alright then | Wed Nov 23 1988 12:20 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6335 | soup -=> thick fog | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Wed Nov 23 1988 15:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.6336 | thick fog --> haar | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Wed Nov 23 1988 16:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.6337 | haar -> today 'n gonne 2morrow | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Nov 23 1988 17:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.6338 | | DSSDEV::STONE | Roy | Wed Nov 23 1988 18:38 | 2 |
| -< today 'n gonne 2morrow --> home for Thanksgiving >-
|
396.6339 | home for T-giving -> over the river 'n thru the woods | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive giggling ensued... | Wed Nov 23 1988 19:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.6340 | | UNTADC::ODIJP | Never,never,NEVER....oh alright then | Wed Nov 23 1988 19:30 | 5 |
|
-< over the river 'n thru the woods -=>
close to the edge , down by the river >-
John J (a fan)
|
396.6341 | over the river.... -> Frost | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 23 1988 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.6342 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Nov 23 1988 19:31 | 2 |
| -< over the river 'n thru the woods -> tilting at windmills >-
|
396.6343 | tilting at windmills --> jousting in the Netherlands | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Wed Nov 23 1988 20:01 | 0 |
396.6344 | | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Wed Nov 23 1988 20:03 | 10 |
| tilting at windmills ------+
|
|
+-----------> lazy wind
|
|
frost ---------------------+
That is, one which blows through you instead of around you.
|
396.6345 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Nov 23 1988 20:06 | 10 |
| close to the edge, down by the river ----
|
Frost ----------------------------------|
|
Jousting in the Netherlands-------------|
|
------------------<--------------------
|
----> Don Quixote going Dutch in the winter
|
396.6346 | ...going Dutch... -> on guilder's sleeve | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Nov 23 1988 20:25 | 6 |
|
"The Great Guildersleeve" was a comedy show on the radio from
years ago...I won't admit to how many.
Stan B.
|
396.6347 | on guilder's sleeve -=> guilder's cuff | UNTADC::ODIJP | Never,never,NEVER....oh alright then | Wed Nov 23 1988 20:28 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.6348 | guilder's cuff --> guilder scuff --> damaged coin | IOSG::LAWM | Exit functionality---enter function | Wed Nov 23 1988 21:10 | 0 |
396.6349 | damaged coin --> paper money | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Nov 23 1988 21:17 | 0 |
396.6350 | paper money --> pay rope men --> hire climbers | IOSG::LAWM | Exit functionality---enter function | Wed Nov 23 1988 21:41 | 5 |
| Anagrams for the sake of anagrams ...
Mat.
*:o)
|
396.6351 | hire climbers -> higher climbers | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Nov 23 1988 22:37 | 1 |
| Homonyms for the sake of homonyms ... ;-)
|
396.6352 | higher climbers -> up the Digital network | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Nov 23 1988 22:41 | 3 |
|
humor for the sake of humans...
|
396.6353 | up the Digital network --> K.O. the C.E.O. | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Wed Nov 23 1988 22:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.6354 | K.O. the C.E.O. -> M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive finger-pointing ensued... | Wed Nov 23 1988 23:13 | 2 |
| let's all sing along for his 60th birthday!
|
396.6355 | M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E -> Donald Duck! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Nov 23 1988 23:15 | 0 |
396.6356 | Donald Duck! --> Rubber Mallet. | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Thu Nov 24 1988 00:46 | 2 |
|
Or is that 'rubber mallard'
|
396.6357 | rubber mallard --> fowl play | CAM::MILLER | This is NOT a DVN announcement | Thu Nov 24 1988 01:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.6358 | Rubber Mallet -> order in the court | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Nov 24 1988 01:13 | 3 |
|
I'll have a diet Reuben and 1000 pints of Lite, thanks.
|
396.6359 | fowl play -> tomorrow is Thanksgiving... | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 24 1988 01:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.6360 | interior decorating | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Nov 24 1988 01:15 | 10 |
| rubber mallet
v v
latex hammer
v v
v nails
v v
paint wood
v v
> > > > > > > > interior decorating
|
396.6361 | interior decorating --->Deck the walls with boughs of holly | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Nov 24 1988 04:17 | 13 |
|
Vaguely dubious joke? follows.
Did you hear about the obstetrician....?
Walpapered his hallway through the letterbox in his front door...
|
396.6362 | deck the halls... --> Charles Dickens | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Thu Nov 24 1988 10:32 | 4 |
|
deck the halls with boughs of holly ---> a Christmas carol -+
|
Charles Dickens <---_A_Christmas_Carol_<----+
|
396.6363 | Charles Dickens -=> Dials Chickens | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Thu Nov 24 1988 13:15 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6364 | Dials Chickens => Bird calls | EIEIO::LITSIOS | | Thu Nov 24 1988 13:58 | 2 |
| Ken
|
396.6365 | Bird calls->humans run | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Thu Nov 24 1988 15:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.6366 | humans run -=> vindaloo | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Thu Nov 24 1988 17:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.6367 | vindaloo -> take the money and run | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Nov 24 1988 18:02 | 1 |
| (w)in da loo(t)
|
396.6368 | take the money and run -) open the box | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Thu Nov 24 1988 18:20 | 1 |
| Old TV prog !!!
|
396.6369 | open the box -=> pandemonium | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Thu Nov 24 1988 19:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.6370 | pandemonium -=> pantomime | UNTADA::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Thu Nov 24 1988 20:07 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6371 | pantomine -=> morceaux | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Thu Nov 24 1988 20:19 | 5 |
|
pantomime ---------> christmas ------> mince pies/sweeties --
- - |
| |
------------> marcel marceau -----> morceaux <------
|
396.6372 | morceaux --> Gallic invasion | IOSG::LAWM | Exit functionality---enter function | Thu Nov 24 1988 20:49 | 0 |
396.6373 | ... -=> "Asteryx are fallin' on my head".... | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Thu Nov 24 1988 21:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.6374 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Nov 25 1988 01:25 | 1 |
| Asteryx are falling on my head -> Peonies from heaven
|
396.6375 | Peonies from heaven --> red tulips in the dark | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Nov 25 1988 02:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.6376 | red tulips in the dark->Black tulips in the red ! | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Fri Nov 25 1988 13:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.6377 | Black tulips in the red --> Bankrupt florist | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Fri Nov 25 1988 16:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.6378 | bankrupt florist->witherd rose | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Fri Nov 25 1988 20:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.6379 | witherd rose --> with 'erd rose --> got up with the rest | IOSG::LAWM | Exit functionality---enter function | Fri Nov 25 1988 21:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.6380 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Nov 26 1988 01:04 | 1 |
| got up with the rest -> The rise and fall of the Holy Digital Empire
|
396.6381 | Rise and fall of Holy DEC Empire --> premature pontification | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Sat Nov 26 1988 09:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.6382 | premature pontification --> immaculate conception | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Sat Nov 26 1988 11:11 | 0 |
396.6383 | immaculate conception --> inexplicably incarnate | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Sat Nov 26 1988 17:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.6384 | inexplicably incarnate -> Why on earth? | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Sat Nov 26 1988 21:44 | 0 |
396.6385 | Why on earth?->To save the earth and reunite us with God | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Mon Nov 28 1988 14:20 | 9 |
|
One BAC who just couldn't resist 8-)
aa
Mark
|
396.6386 | To save the earth and reunite us with God -=> "Hi , Dad" | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Mon Nov 28 1988 15:12 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6387 | Hi Dad-> Heavenly Father | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Mon Nov 28 1988 15:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.6388 | heavenly Father -> Mother Earth | GAOV08::DKEATING | Roamin' Cadillac Church SAVES | Mon Nov 28 1988 17:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.6389 | Mother Earth --> Father Time | MAGI::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Mon Nov 28 1988 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.6390 | Father Time => Baby Boomer | ERIS::CONLON | An anchovy pizza, hold the pizza. | Mon Nov 28 1988 18:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.6391 | baby boomer -> Concorde Matchbox toy | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Nov 28 1988 18:52 | 0 |
396.6392 | Concorde Matchbox Toy --> Shot down over Lybia | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Mon Nov 28 1988 20:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.6393 | Shot down over [sic] Lybia --> Shot down by Lydia | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Nov 28 1988 20:08 | 1 |
| Event at a singles' bar.
|
396.6394 | shot down by Lydia -> in the Straits of Hormeuse (sp) | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Nov 28 1988 20:16 | 0 |
396.6395 | the Straits of Hormeuse -> the straights of S.F. | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Nov 28 1988 21:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.6396 | the straights of s.f. -> "I Robot" | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Nov 28 1988 21:17 | 0 |
396.6397 | I Robot --> you Jane | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Mon Nov 28 1988 21:36 | 0 |
396.6398 | you Jane-> U-haul-> Season's Greetings to U-all | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 28 1988 21:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.6399 | Season's Greetings to U-all -> Not already, please!!! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Nov 28 1988 21:52 | 0 |
396.6400 | Not already, pleasw!!! -=> I've got a headache !!! | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Mon Nov 28 1988 22:03 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.6401 | I've got a headache !!! -> well lie still. | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Mon Nov 28 1988 22:33 | 0 |
396.6402 | well lie still. -> this won't hurt a bit | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive finger-pointing ensued... | Mon Nov 28 1988 22:49 | 2 |
| ;)
|
396.6403 | | LANDO::BILAFER | say La V | Mon Nov 28 1988 22:52 | 2 |
| -< this won't hurt a bit -> that's what you said last time >-
|
396.6404 | that's what you said last time -> the cheque's in the mail | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Nov 28 1988 23:02 | 0 |
396.6405 | the cheque's in the mail --> mailbox | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Nov 28 1988 23:11 | 0 |
396.6406 | mailbox -> little red flag | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Tue Nov 29 1988 00:05 | 2 |
|
Memorable to a 'limey' on his first visit.
|
396.6407 | little red flag --> big red one | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Nov 29 1988 00:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.6408 | big red one -> Ernie putting away his toys | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Nov 29 1988 00:21 | 0 |
396.6409 | Ernie is putting away his toys->all the fireengines | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Tue Nov 29 1988 01:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.6410 | All the fireengines-->went to blazes | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Tue Nov 29 1988 02:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.6411 | went to blazes --> (Blaise) Pascal | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Tue Nov 29 1988 02:40 | 0 |
396.6412 | (Blaise) Pascal --> Little Rascal | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Tue Nov 29 1988 03:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.6413 | Little Rascals -> Buckwheat | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Nov 29 1988 03:35 | 1 |
| Otay!
|
396.6414 | Buckwheat --> stops ear | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Tue Nov 29 1988 12:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.6415 | stops ear-> The buck !! | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Tue Nov 29 1988 14:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.6416 | The Buck !! -=> The big greenie | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Tue Nov 29 1988 14:54 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6417 | the big greenie -> a Canadian $20 bill | 58378::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Nov 29 1988 18:50 | 0 |
396.6418 | The big greenie => Green beer vouchers | 51847::STS | Ignorance is the mother of adventure | Tue Nov 29 1988 18:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.6419 | The big greenie --> The little red eye | 38863::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Tue Nov 29 1988 18:54 | 0 |
396.6420 | Green beer vouchers -> any vouchers, any beer | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Nov 29 1988 18:55 | 3 |
|
putting lack of personal bias to work.
|
396.6421 | any vouchers, any beer --> No tickee, no shirtee | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Nov 29 1988 19:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.6422 | No tickee, no shirtee->no golf tee | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Tue Nov 29 1988 19:29 | 7 |
|
What do we do after 65,535 replies ?
aa
mark
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396.6423 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Nov 29 1988 19:40 | 9 |
| Canadian $20 Little red eye No golf tee
v v v
rich bleary inside
v v v
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > v
v
v
Wild party in the club house
|
396.6424 | Wild party in the club house -=> Bring your own Wild | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Tue Nov 29 1988 19:56 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.6425 | Bring your own Wild -> we supply clubs & houses | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Nov 29 1988 20:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.6426 | ... clubs & houses --> full house beats club flush | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Nov 29 1988 20:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.6427 | full house beats club flush -> battered fish | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Nov 29 1988 20:28 | 0 |
396.6428 | battered fish->star chamber fry | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Tue Nov 29 1988 20:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.6429 | star chamber fry -=> just desserts | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Tue Nov 29 1988 20:57 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.6430 | just desserts --> Sahara, Gobi, etc. | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Nov 29 1988 21:07 | 0 |
396.6431 | sahara, Gobi, etc-> sandy Indian food | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Tue Nov 29 1988 21:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.6432 | sandy Indian food --> Sandy Duncan | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Nov 29 1988 21:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.6433 | Sandy Duncan -> Dunk 'n Hines batter | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Nov 29 1988 21:54 | 3 |
|
sorta like Bartyles & James, only different.
|
396.6434 | Dunk'n Hines batter -> Cleanup batter | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Nov 29 1988 22:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.6435 | cleanup batter -> pinch hitter | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive finger-pointing ensued... | Tue Nov 29 1988 22:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.6436 | cleanup batter -> Spic n' Aunt Jemima ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Nov 29 1988 22:33 | 0 |
396.6437 | Spic n' Aunt Jemima -> original true grits recipe | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Nov 29 1988 23:00 | 2 |
|
yuck!
|
396.6438 | original true grits recipe -> Big John & one horse | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Tue Nov 29 1988 23:16 | 0 |
396.6439 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Nov 30 1988 00:59 | 3 |
| pinch hitter ------------->
-------> Little John and Robin Hood
Big John and one horse --->
|
396.6440 | Little John and Robin Hood --> The Odd Couple | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Nov 30 1988 03:09 | 0 |
396.6441 | the odd couple -> 1 and 3 | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Nov 30 1988 04:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.6442 | 1 and 3 --> 1 | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Nov 30 1988 05:25 | 0 |
396.6443 | 1 ---> 2, buckle my shoe | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Nov 30 1988 06:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.6444 | 2, buckle my shoe --> Punk | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Wed Nov 30 1988 12:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.6445 | punk->sunk | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Wed Nov 30 1988 12:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.6446 | sunk -=> iceberg | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Wed Nov 30 1988 13:11 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6447 | iceberg->string quartette | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Finite cann't comprehend Infinite | Wed Nov 30 1988 13:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.6448 | string quartette -> 4 tightrope walkers | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Wed Nov 30 1988 15:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.6449 | 4 tightrope walkers ==> 3 french clowns | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Wed Nov 30 1988 16:46 | 6 |
|
Well, it *IS* almost time to sing _THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS_!!!!!
|
396.6450 | 3 french clowns --> 2 clenched frowns | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Wed Nov 30 1988 16:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.6451 | 2 clenched frowns -=> taking the strain | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Wed Nov 30 1988 17:32 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6452 | taking the strain - missed the atrain | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Nov 30 1988 17:37 | 8 |
|
an old easy jazz favorite - Take the A Train
re .6450: 2 clenched frowns -> turn 'em upside down
Stan B.
|
396.6453 | missed the atrain -=> wait for the bee | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Wed Nov 30 1988 18:13 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.6454 | wait for the bee -> about 5 grams? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 30 1988 18:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.6455 | about 5 grams? -> try faxes instead | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Nov 30 1988 19:27 | 0 |
396.6456 | try faxes instead->fax for the memory | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Put Jesus Christ back into *Christ*mas | Wed Nov 30 1988 19:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.6457 | fax for the memory -=> to be replaced by opinion | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Wed Nov 30 1988 20:00 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6458 | to be replaced by opinion -> just one person's opinion | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Nov 30 1988 20:49 | 0 |
396.6459 | one person's opinion -> the world is a cube | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Nov 30 1988 21:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.6460 | just one person's opinion -> today is today | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Nov 30 1988 21:46 | 10 |
|
seems safe enough to publish.
It was suggested by something I once heard, but can't recall with
accuracy:
Yesterday never was, tomorrow never will be; it is always today.
Stan B.
|
396.6461 | today is today --> that is tautological | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Nov 30 1988 21:53 | 0 |
396.6462 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Nov 30 1988 22:12 | 3 |
| the world is a cube > re-evaluation required >
> in the beginning
that is tautological > recursion >
|
396.6463 | in the beginning -> BOX | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Nov 30 1988 23:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.6464 | BOX -> all Christmas wrapped | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Dec 01 1988 00:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.6465 | all Christmas wrapped --> early store displays | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 01 1988 00:37 | 12 |
|
Re "about 5 grams?":
-<about 5 grams? --> or 5 aunties>-
auntie up!
re "BOX":
Aren't reBOX shoes? ;-)
Did somebody do -<BOX --> ears>- ?
|
396.6466 | all Xmas wrapped -> well, pin a bow on you! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | follow your bliss | Thu Dec 01 1988 00:38 | 4 |
| My parents would say this to me when I came to them boasting of
some phenomenally small feat as if it were something really great
(of course, they said it in jest...)
|
396.6467 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 01 1988 02:09 | 3 |
| early store display ------>
->> Christmas mannequins
Well, pin a bow on you --->
|
396.6468 | well, pin a bow on you! --> Pin on the donkey's tail | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Dec 01 1988 02:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.6469 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 01 1988 02:16 | 3 |
| Christmas mannequins ->
-----> Department store Christmas Party
Pin on the donkey's tail ->
|
396.6470 | Department store Christmas Party --> deeply religious ceremony | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Dec 01 1988 02:17 | 0 |
396.6471 | deeply religious ceremony --> Baptism by Immersion | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Dec 01 1988 02:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.6472 | deeply religious ceremony -> incensed at the bottom of the sea | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 01 1988 02:26 | 0 |
396.6473 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 01 1988 02:28 | 2 |
| ..... same response for .6471 who just got in in front of me!
|
396.6474 | -->holy fires burning under water | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Thu Dec 01 1988 06:16 | 8 |
| incensed at the bottom of the sea--+
|
|
|--> holy fires burning under water
|
|
baptism by imersion----------------+
|
396.6475 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Thu Dec 01 1988 07:11 | 5 |
|
Well the song by Deep Purple is:
Smoke on the Water (Fire in the Sky)
|
396.6476 | Satanic Smoke Floating in the --> Network Partner Exited | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Dec 01 1988 09:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.6477 | network partner exited -> brimstone wind not worth a damn | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Thu Dec 01 1988 11:20 | 7 |
|
Satanic smoke floating in the -> network partner exited
| | | |
v v v v
Brimstone wind not worth aw, Damn --+
|
Brimstone wind not worth a damn <--------+
|
396.6478 | brimstone wind not worth a damn --> force 10 useless treacle | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Thu Dec 01 1988 12:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.6479 | force 10 useless treacle -=> use the dark side , Luke | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Thu Dec 01 1988 14:56 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6480 | use the dark side, Luke ==> Aw, but I don't like burnt toast! | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Thu Dec 01 1988 16:44 | 0 |
396.6481 | Aw, but I don't like burnt toast! -> happy memories | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Dec 01 1988 17:33 | 14 |
|
Based on the old joke about the kid who didn't talk at all until
about age 5, otherwise he seemed and tested out perfectly normal.
One morning he started a tirade over the toast his mother had burned.
She was elated, then paused to ask why the years of silence.
"Because everything was going just fine until you burned the damn
toast."
Stan B.
|
396.6482 | happy memories --> tearful reunions | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Thu Dec 01 1988 17:46 | 0 |
396.6483 | tearful reunions ==> cutting onions | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Thu Dec 01 1988 18:23 | 0 |
396.6484 | cutting onions -> with the wonderful Ginsu knife | LEZAH::BOBBITT | follow your bliss | Thu Dec 01 1988 18:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.6485 | Ginsu knife --> But wait, there's more! | AITG::TRUMPLER | follow your C | Thu Dec 01 1988 18:30 | 0 |
396.6486 | but wait there's more -> A hell of a deal for 100 billion dollars!!! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 01 1988 18:40 | 0 |
396.6487 | A ....for 100 billion dollar->big mushroom cloud | CHEFS::LAWSONM | putting Jesus back into *Christ*mas | Thu Dec 01 1988 19:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.6488 | big mushroom cloud -> pie in the sky | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 01 1988 19:43 | 0 |
396.6489 | pi(e) in the sky -=> the mathematical universe | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Thu Dec 01 1988 19:52 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6490 | the mathematical universe-> 42 | CHEFS::LAWSONM | putting Jesus back into *Christ*mas | Thu Dec 01 1988 20:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.6491 | 42 -> ,42,42 - wotta figure! | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Dec 01 1988 20:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.6492 | ,42,42 - wotta figure! -> we've got your number! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 01 1988 20:57 | 0 |
396.6493 | we've got your number->1984 | CHEFS::LAWSONM | putting Jesus back into *Christ*mas | Thu Dec 01 1988 21:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.6494 | 1984 -=> Eurythmics | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Thu Dec 01 1988 21:16 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6495 | Eurythmics --> Logarythmics | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Dec 01 1988 21:19 | 3 |
| Another one for "we've got your number" is "--> Let it go!"
Dan
|
396.6496 | We've got your number => 588-2300, Empire! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Once is NEVER enough!! | Thu Dec 01 1988 21:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.6497 | 588-2300, Empire! -> Wholly roamin' ? | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Dec 01 1988 22:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.6498 | | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Thu Dec 01 1988 22:55 | 2 |
| wholly roamin' + logarthmics --------> wandering mathematician
|
396.6499 | wandering mathematician -> floating point processor | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 01 1988 23:24 | 0 |
396.6500 | floating point processor -> lighthouse | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Dec 01 1988 23:35 | 3 |
| A lighthouse processes ships as they float past a point, doesn't it?
Did you hear the one about a job notice for "lighthouse cleaning"?
|
396.6501 | floating point processor -> lobsterman | LEZAH::BOBBITT | follow your bliss | Thu Dec 01 1988 23:36 | 2 |
| buoys...right?
|
396.6502 | something fishy going on here | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 01 1988 23:56 | 3 |
| lighthouse -> ^
--------->
lobstermen ->
|
396.6503 | something fishy -> for what porpoise? | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Dec 02 1988 00:36 | 1 |
| Why? Just for the halibut...
|
396.6504 | for what porpoise? ---> for immortal porpoises | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Fri Dec 02 1988 00:38 | 3 |
|
punch line of a shaggy dog story
|
396.6505 | for immortal porpoises -> across staid lions | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Dec 02 1988 00:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.6506 | across staid lions -> not thoroughbreads | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 02 1988 00:43 | 1 |
| a crossed stallion?
|
396.6507 | not thoroughbreads -> cast upon WHAT? | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Fri Dec 02 1988 01:17 | 5 |
|
"It's easy to walk on water if you memorize where the rocks are."
- unnamed Irish friend
|
396.6508 | cast upon WHAT? --> you want it WHEN? | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Dec 02 1988 01:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.6509 | you want it WHEN? -> you WANT it ??????? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 02 1988 02:19 | 0 |
396.6510 | you WANT it ??????? --> here it is ... | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Dec 02 1988 02:23 | 0 |
396.6511 | Here it is... => Come and get it... | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Once is NEVER enough!! | Fri Dec 02 1988 02:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.6512 | come and get it... --> Sorry, it's all gone... | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Fri Dec 02 1988 02:54 | 3 |
|
What I want to know is what IT is???
|
396.6513 | | DELNI::PITARD | OH NO! Not another day!!! | Fri Dec 02 1988 06:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.6514 | You don't have no ice cream => Baskin Robbins | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Fri Dec 02 1988 06:50 | 5 |
| You don't have no ice cream x -1 = You have ice cream
You have ice cream
------------------ = Baskin Robbins
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|
396.6515 | Baskin Robbins ---> Basking Sharks | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Dec 02 1988 08:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.6516 | Robbins+Sharks ==> Loan Sharks | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Fri Dec 02 1988 12:49 | 2 |
| At the rate of replies .6000 through .6500, reply .7000 will
be written on 23 December 1988.
|
396.6517 | Loan Sharks -=> Lone Ranger | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Fri Dec 02 1988 12:51 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.6518 | Lone Ranger --> Boys Don't Cry | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Fri Dec 02 1988 12:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.6519 | Boys Don't Cry->Girls do | CHEFS::LAWSONM | putting Jesus back into *Christ*mas | Fri Dec 02 1988 14:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.6520 | girls do ===> *NICE* girls don't | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Fri Dec 02 1988 15:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.6521 | *NICE* girls don't -=> I'm not going *there* then | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Fri Dec 02 1988 15:28 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6522 | I'm not there then-> there where? | CHEFS::LAWSONM | putting Jesus back into *Christ*mas | Fri Dec 02 1988 16:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.6523 | there where? -> there castle | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Fri Dec 02 1988 17:01 | 2 |
|
from 'Young Frankenstien'
|
396.6524 | There castle->our Knight | CHEFS::LAWSONM | putting Jesus back into *Christ*mas | Fri Dec 02 1988 17:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.6525 | our Knight -=> takes their Bishop | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Fri Dec 02 1988 17:26 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6526 | takes their Bishop->conversion | CHEFS::LAWSONM | putting Jesus back into *Christ*mas | Fri Dec 02 1988 17:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.6527 | takes their Bishop -> Check and Mate | LANDO::BILAFER | say La V | Fri Dec 02 1988 17:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.6528 | Check and Mate -> marriage license and kitchen duty | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Fri Dec 02 1988 17:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.6529 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Dec 02 1988 18:20 | 5 |
| Marriage licence and kitchen duty----+
|
+--Discomfirmed bachelor
|
Conversion---------------------------+
|
396.6530 | -> not necessarily synonymous | LEZAH::BOBBITT | follow your bliss | Fri Dec 02 1988 18:21 | 2 |
| marriage license and kitchen duty -> not necessarily synonymous
|
396.6531 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Dec 02 1988 20:01 | 5 |
| Disconfirmed bachelor --------------------+
|
|
|
Not necessarily synonymous ---------------+----> marital synergy
|
396.6532 | marital synergy -> legalized syn. | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Fri Dec 02 1988 20:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.6533 | legalized syn->pay the price | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Ask Jesus to your Christmas this year | Fri Dec 02 1988 20:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.6534 | pay the price ==> no pain, no gain | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Fri Dec 02 1988 22:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.6535 | no pain, no gain -> sadistic | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Dec 02 1988 22:57 | 4 |
| Let's see,
NOT(no pain, no gain) ==>
NOT no pain, NOT no gain ==>
pain, gain!
|
396.6536 | sadistic --> happyistic | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Dec 02 1988 23:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.6537 | happyistic --> optimistic | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Fri Dec 02 1988 23:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.6538 | optimistic --> half full | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Dec 02 1988 23:32 | 0 |
396.6539 | half full -> moon | LEZAH::BOBBITT | follow your bliss | Sat Dec 03 1988 00:22 | 3 |
| how about them patrons goin' in that bar...they go in optimistically
and come out misty-optically!
|
396.6540 | moon --> Cancer | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Sat Dec 03 1988 00:36 | 4 |
|
I don't believe in astrology. But then, I'm a Cancer and Cancers
don't believe in astrology...
|
396.6541 | Cancer -> Crab with fag. | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Sat Dec 03 1988 01:05 | 0 |
396.6542 | crab with fag -> fish with worm | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Sat Dec 03 1988 01:27 | 4 |
|
I used to crab with tripe, chicken heads, and other bric-a-brac
as a kid.
|
396.6543 | fish with worm -> fish with chips | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Dec 03 1988 01:28 | 0 |
396.6544 | fish with chips --> cow with chips | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Dec 03 1988 02:17 | 0 |
396.6545 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Sat Dec 03 1988 02:40 | 2 |
| -< cow with chips -> chip and dip in milk >-
|
396.6546 | chip and dip in milk -> choclate chip cookies!!! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Dec 03 1988 02:44 | 0 |
396.6547 | chocolate chip cookies!!!!----> yummy yummy yum | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Sat Dec 03 1988 05:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.6548 | yummy yummy yum -> Was it good for you? | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Sat Dec 03 1988 12:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.6549 | Was it good for you? -> Is ANYTHING good for you? | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Sat Dec 03 1988 14:49 | 2 |
|
In todays health paranoia
|
396.6550 | Is ANYTHING good for you? --> No, I do have SOME standards! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Dec 04 1988 08:28 | 0 |
396.6551 | No, I do have some standards -> until the lights go out | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Sun Dec 04 1988 11:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.6552 | ---> all cats are the same in the dark | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Sun Dec 04 1988 18:49 | 1 |
| until the lights go out --> all cats are the same in the dark
|
396.6553 | all cats same in the dark --> they're all pink on the inside | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Dec 04 1988 21:20 | 0 |
396.6554 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Sun Dec 04 1988 22:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.6555 | the Spamish Inquisition -> dreaded bread spread | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Sun Dec 04 1988 22:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.6556 | dreaded bread spread --> middle age spread | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Dec 04 1988 23:08 | 0 |
396.6557 | middle age spread ---> King Arthur's castle's grounds | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Dec 05 1988 01:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.6558 | -->Queen Guinivere's castle's fresh coffee | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Mon Dec 05 1988 06:56 | 2 |
| King Arthur's castle's grounds ---> Queen Guinivere's castle's fresh
coffee
|
396.6559 | ... fresh coffee -> the quest for the Holy Grind | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Mon Dec 05 1988 07:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.6560 | quest for the Holy Grind ==> MIT degree | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Mon Dec 05 1988 08:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.6561 | mit degree->glove size | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Ask Jesus to your Christmas '88 | Mon Dec 05 1988 14:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.6562 | glove size -=> handi-size | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Mon Dec 05 1988 14:51 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.6563 | handi-size -> hanky | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Ask Jesus to your Christmas '88 | Mon Dec 05 1988 15:32 | 7 |
| Not sure if this word is used over the pond...
Uk use is short hand for a hankerchief
aa
Mark
|
396.6564 | hanky ==> panky | THEGIZ::PITARD | Back in exile..Now at TAY2-1 | Mon Dec 05 1988 16:30 | 5 |
|
There was a song "My baby does the hanky-panky", anyone know
who wrote it?? What about who sang it???
|
396.6565 | panky --> Hurst --> Emily | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Mon Dec 05 1988 16:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.6566 | Emily -> Bishop | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Ask Jesus to your Christmas '88 | Mon Dec 05 1988 17:00 | 6 |
| Character from "Cornination street" - UK Soap - one of the longest
running in the world.
aa
mark
|
396.6567 | Bishop -=> 2 2 | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Mon Dec 05 1988 17:25 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.6568 | 2 2 -> mind here comes a train ! | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Ask Jesus to your Christmas '88 | Mon Dec 05 1988 17:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.6569 | mind here comes a train -> clear the track | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Dec 05 1988 18:02 | 0 |
396.6570 | mind here comes a train --> here come de judge | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Dec 05 1988 18:14 | 27 |
|
Re 2 2:
-< 2 2 --> ballet high>-
For the younger set, there's this song is _South Pacific_ titled
... oh, never mind.
Re Cancer:
-<Cancer --> cures smoking>-
Re cow with chips:
-<cow with chips --> computerized bovine>-
re Quest for the Holy Grind:
-<quest for the Holy Grind --> Lili St Cyr>-
Lili St Cyr was an incredible striptease/bump-and-grind artiste
of the 1950s. According to reports, nobody in the audience whistled,
clapped, or yelled during her act; they just stared in awe.
Re MIT degree:
->MIT degree --> Mitout MBA>-
|
396.6571 | clear the track -> derailed data | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Mon Dec 05 1988 18:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.6572 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Dec 05 1988 18:19 | 5 |
| Derailed data -----------------+
|
|
Here come de judge ------------+---> hung jury
|
396.6573 | hung jury -> mockery of justice | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive finger-pointing ensued | Mon Dec 05 1988 18:52 | 6 |
| I read a limerick once about a man who commits rape and is sentenced
to hang for it, the last lines being,
She had to agree
The man was well hung in both senses!
|
396.6574 | nya,nya .. You're gonna turn into a puddle! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Dec 05 1988 19:18 | 1 |
| mockery of justice ^
|
396.6575 | nya,nya .. You're gonna turn into a puddle!->Dr. Foster | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Mon Dec 05 1988 19:24 | 8 |
|
From child hood :-
Dr. Foster went to Gloucester,
in a shower of rain.
He fell in a puddle,
right up to his middle,
and never was seen again!
|
396.6576 | Dr. Foster --> Dr. Denton | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Dec 05 1988 19:33 | 2 |
|
Sleep knits the ravell'd sleeve of care ...
|
396.6577 | Dr. Denton -> togs | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Mon Dec 05 1988 19:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.6578 | togs -=> footie | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Mon Dec 05 1988 20:02 | 3 |
| Footie togs - garb worn to play football (soccer , to some)
John J
|
396.6579 | footie---> play footsie | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Mon Dec 05 1988 20:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.6580 | play footsie -=> no losers | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Mon Dec 05 1988 20:18 | 2 |
|
John J
|
396.6581 | play footsie -> this little piggy went to market ..... | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Dec 05 1988 20:18 | 0 |
396.6582 | -----> no sausage! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Mon Dec 05 1988 20:22 | 7 |
| this little piggy went to market -------+
|
|
------> no sausage!
|
|
no losers-------------------------------+
|
396.6583 | saving his bacon too! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Dec 05 1988 20:37 | 0 |
396.6584 | saving his bacon too -=> a BLT and hold the B | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Mon Dec 05 1988 20:56 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.6585 | a BLT and hold the B --> the B will sting U | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Dec 05 1988 21:12 | 0 |
396.6586 | a BLT and hold the B -> vegging out | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Mon Dec 05 1988 21:12 | 4 |
|
or "luv dem piggies", if you prefer the alternative.
Stan B.
|
396.6587 | * -> stay away from honey | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Dec 05 1988 21:17 | 1 |
| "Vegging out" + "the B will sting U" =
|
396.6588 | stay away from the Honey->wandering hives | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Ask Jesus to your Christmas '88 | Mon Dec 05 1988 21:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.6589 | wandering hives -> floating trap game | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Mon Dec 05 1988 21:38 | 10 |
|
from the movie "Guys and Dolls" and the long-running permanent floating
crap game in New York...
or if you're in the northern hemisphere's winter and wear long johns
with the trap door in back...
Stan B
|
396.6590 | floating trap game -> back gammon set washed overboard | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Dec 05 1988 21:44 | 0 |
396.6591 | back gammon set washed overboard --> splash! | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Dec 05 1988 22:22 | 2 |
|
or "glub."
|
396.6592 | splash ! -> mirmaid | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Ask Jesus to your Christmas '88 | Mon Dec 05 1988 22:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.6593 | mermaid -> Gone fishin' | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Dec 05 1988 22:42 | 0 |
396.6594 | Gone fishin' --> first strike | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Dec 05 1988 22:51 | 3 |
| Gone fishin' --> gone fission --> BOOM! --------------------\
-->
Gone fishin' --> catch anything? --> yep, just got a bite --/
|
396.6595 | first strike --> new union | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Dec 05 1988 23:07 | 4 |
|
Re "mermaid":
Mermaid ---> merman --> Ethel ---> gasoline ---> gasline ---> rationing
|
396.6596 | Hard cheese ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Dec 05 1988 23:40 | 5 |
| ^
< < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < <
^
new union -> milk the cows dry -> throw away the milk -> rationing->^
|
396.6597 | hard cheese -> head cheese | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive finger-pointing ensued | Mon Dec 05 1988 23:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.6598 | head cheese --> the big cheese | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Dec 05 1988 23:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.6599 | the big cheese ==> KHO | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Mon Dec 05 1988 23:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.6600 | KHO -> diamonds | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Tue Dec 06 1988 00:18 | 3 |
|
kho kohl,eyes,sparkle like diamonds??
Ahhh forgedit.
|
396.6601 | diamonds --> baseballs | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Dec 06 1988 00:25 | 11 |
|
Re "the big cheese":
-<the big cheese --> the big red cheese>-
For those who read comic books, especially in the 1940s, "the big
red cheese" was the derogatory name given to [the _real_] Captain
Marvel (the Supermanlike one who changed from Billy Batson by saying
"Shazam!") by Thaddeus Bodog Sivana, often labeled "the world's
wickedest scientist" (and self-proclaimed "Rightful ruler of the
Universe").
|
396.6602 | baseballs -> spheroids for hitting with cylinders | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 06 1988 00:31 | 0 |
396.6603 | chips | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Tue Dec 06 1988 02:00 | 3 |
|
spheroids for hitting with cylinders ---> globes for striking tubes
-----> globes and tubes --> neon lights ---> Las Vegas --->chips
|
396.6604 | chips --> monks | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Dec 06 1988 02:07 | 3 |
|
after many, many Disney shorts....
|
396.6605 | -> Sloop John B. | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 06 1988 02:16 | 10 |
| Yow! Miss a couple of days and football turns into tomes...
chips -> c + hips -> c + hip + s
\ /
\ /
-> /
<-
s + hip + c
-> ship + c
-> Sloop John B
|
396.6606 | Sloop John B. -> this am de worst trip .... | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 06 1988 02:27 | 0 |
396.6607 | -< chips --> fiche >- | NZOV01::HARDIE | | Tue Dec 06 1988 03:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.6608 | fiche ==> fiche gotta swim, birds gotta fly | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Tue Dec 06 1988 04:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.6609 | Fiche gotta swim, birds gotta fly->colourful disk drives | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Ask Jesus to your Christmas '88 | Tue Dec 06 1988 13:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.6610 | colourful disk drives -=> common data dictionary | UNTADA::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Tue Dec 06 1988 15:24 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6611 | common data dictionary->peas of a pod | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Ask Jesus to your Christmas '88 | Tue Dec 06 1988 17:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.6612 | | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Dec 06 1988 17:45 | 6 |
| .6606
dis am de worst trip ---\
\
----- I write for this project
.6610 /
Common Data Dictionary --/
|
396.6613 | | RAVEN1::MKENNEDY | Eschew sesquipedalianism! | Tue Dec 06 1988 17:46 | 5 |
| common data dictionary >-
chipmonks >>>>>>>>>> unintelligible lyrics
this am de worst trip
|
396.6614 | ----->gigo | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Tue Dec 06 1988 17:56 | 7 |
| unintelligible lyrics-------------+
|
|
------> gigo
|
|
I write for this project----------+
|
396.6615 | gigo --> I'm just a gigo-lo | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Dec 06 1988 18:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.6616 | just a gigo-lo -> jiggle-o -> jello | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive finger-pointing ensued | Tue Dec 06 1988 18:05 | 7 |
| re: a few back
fiche...gotta swim, birds gotta fly
(but they don't last long if they try)
Pollution - Tom Lehrer
|
396.6617 | jello --> There's always room | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Dec 06 1988 18:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.6618 | There's always room --> for one more | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Dec 06 1988 18:30 | 12 |
|
there was an urban legend about a person who had a dream of waiting
for an elevator. The operator (they were manned in those days)
opened the door of a crowded elevator and, when nobody stepped out,
said, "There's always room for one more." The person dreaming had
a most terrifying feeling, that woke him/her up. The next day,
so goes the story, that person punched a button for an elevator;
when it arrived, it was as the dream. When the operator said, "There's
always room for one more," the person declined. The doors closed,
and the elevator started up again. In a few seconds, the cable
broke and (it obviously not being an Otis) it fell to the bottom
of the shaft, killing all aboard.
|
396.6619 | for one more --> but no more kids! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Tue Dec 06 1988 18:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.6620 | but no more kids! -=> punch 'em instead | UNTADA::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Tue Dec 06 1988 18:35 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6621 | punch 'em instaed --> punchboard | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Dec 06 1988 18:55 | 9 |
| Punchboard was a popular illegal gambling device when I was
growing up. Just about every bar in the state had a punchboard
hidden out somewhere. The board is a grid with little holes in
the center of each square. Each square has a hole in the middle.
Each hole contains a tightly rolled slip of paper with a number on
it. You put down your money and pick a square on the board; the
operator punches the slip out of that square. If the number on the
paper matches the winning number for that board, you get the
prize. I haven't heard the name used since I moved east.
|
396.6622 | punchboard->punch bowl | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Tue Dec 06 1988 19:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.6623 | punch bowl -> not another postseason game!!?? | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Dec 06 1988 19:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.6624 | postseason game ==> poaching | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Tue Dec 06 1988 19:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.6625 | poaching -> All these bowls are eggsasperating | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 06 1988 19:48 | 0 |
396.6626 | All these bowls are eggsasperating -=> A very bad yoke ! | UNTADA::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Tue Dec 06 1988 19:50 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.6627 | A very bad yoke -> Like the albatross, a burden to bear | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 06 1988 19:51 | 0 |
396.6628 | ...a burden to bear->a sorrow to weep | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Tue Dec 06 1988 19:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.6629 | Like the albatross, a burden to bear --> firefighting | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Dec 06 1988 20:01 | 20 |
|
As in Smokey, the Bear: "Only you can prevent forest fires."
Re punchboards:
When I was growing up, punchboards were in evidence among school
children in Florida. They used to be sold by the Johnson-Smith
Novelty Company (which is still in business, but no longer stocks
these); there was a guaranteed prize for the last punch-out, usually
a pocketknife, so people would play to the end of these. The material
to be punched out was tinfoil, and the papers were _tightly_ rolled.
I kinda miss them.
re "A very bad yoke":
-<a very bad yoke --> rotten eggs>-
yes, I know it's "yolk" ...
|
396.6630 | more of our heritage razed | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 06 1988 20:05 | 2 |
| firefighting -> ^
a sorrow to weep ->
|
396.6631 | more of our heritage razed --> jungles in Brazil | TERZA::ZANE | foxglove employee | Tue Dec 06 1988 20:20 | 0 |
396.6632 | Jungles in Brazil --> Asphalt Jungle | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Dec 06 1988 20:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.6633 | asphalt jungle -> blackboard jungle | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Dec 06 1988 20:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.6634 | blackboard jungle --> jungle bell... | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Dec 06 1988 20:31 | 2 |
| ('Tis the season)
|
396.6635 | jungle bell... -> jungle beau... | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Dec 06 1988 20:35 | 2 |
|
(Call me when the {hunting} season is over)
|
396.6636 | jungle beau -> Tarzan to Jane | CAM::MAZUR | | Tue Dec 06 1988 20:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.6637 | Tarzan to Jane -> Steel Jungle | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 06 1988 20:58 | 0 |
396.6638 | Steel Jungle -=> ill gotten booty | UNTADA::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Tue Dec 06 1988 21:01 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.6639 | Tarzan to Jane -> Coal to Newcastle | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Tue Dec 06 1988 21:01 | 0 |
396.6640 | Coal to Newcastle -> oil to salad | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 06 1988 21:37 | 8 |
| re: punchboards...
Our PTA has a May fair at which the biggest attraction is the
punchboard. We sell all 1000 itty-bity chances until one of the
kids wins the gaudy 'large prize' of the fair. A good time is had
by all. :-)
re: blackboard jungle <- asphalt jungle... -> rock around the block?
:-)
|
396.6641 | diet is a four letter word | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 06 1988 22:27 | 2 |
| ill gotten booty > > ^
oil to salad > > > > ^
|
396.6642 | diet is a four letter word --> eat is a three letter word | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Dec 06 1988 22:44 | 0 |
396.6643 | eat is a three-letter word --> yum! | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Dec 06 1988 22:52 | 8 |
|
Re "Jungle bell":
-<jungle bell --> elephant bell>-
An elephant bell is a brass object that is attached to howdahs or
reins used by elephants so that people can hear elephants coming
in the southeastern Asian near-jungles.
|
396.6644 | eat is a three letter word -> 3 is better than 4 | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Tue Dec 06 1988 22:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.6645 | 3 is better than 4 -> except when analysing crashees | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 06 1988 23:33 | 0 |
396.6646 | | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 07 1988 00:40 | 4 |
| 3 is better than 4 -> except when analysing crashes --\
eat -< >- jelly side up
yum! ------------------------------------------------/
|
396.6647 | jelly side up --> Murphy missed! | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Wed Dec 07 1988 00:43 | 0 |
396.6648 | Murphy missed! -> Murphy not excempt from Murphy | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Dec 07 1988 01:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.6649 | Murphy... murhpy -> Robocop | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Wed Dec 07 1988 02:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.6650 | Murphy not exempt ... -> In the beginning was Murphy | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 07 1988 02:01 | 0 |
396.6651 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Dec 07 1988 02:01 | 3 |
| Murphy not exempt from Murphy --> Recursion:: see come again,again
|
396.6652 | Recursion:: see come again,again -> would you mind repeating that ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 07 1988 02:02 | 0 |
396.6653 | would you mind repeating tha --> tha, tha | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Dec 07 1988 02:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.6654 | tha, tha -> it'll be alright in the morning | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 07 1988 02:24 | 0 |
396.6655 | it'll be alright in the morning --> It was alright tonight too! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Dec 07 1988 02:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.6656 | It was alright tonight too! --> Was it good for you two? | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Dec 07 1988 02:38 | 0 |
396.6657 | Was it good for you two? --> wonderful to two too! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Dec 07 1988 07:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.6658 | to two too ==> for four fore | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Wed Dec 07 1988 08:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.6659 | for four fore --> Stableford golf | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Dec 07 1988 12:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.6660 | Stable ford golf --> You can lead a horse to the tee... | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Wed Dec 07 1988 13:40 | 4 |
| Re: for four fore,
-< for four fore --> East Fife five >-
|
396.6661 | you can lead a horse to the tee, but watch his swing | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Wed Dec 07 1988 14:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.6662 | horse...tee...swing --> bull in a china shop | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 07 1988 17:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.6663 | bull in a china shop -> Good salesman | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Wed Dec 07 1988 17:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.6664 | Good salesman -=> contradiction of terms | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Wed Dec 07 1988 17:51 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6665 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Dec 07 1988 18:00 | 7 |
| Robocop ------------------+
|
|
contradiction of terms ---+----> wrongful arrest ---+
|
|
In the beginning was Murphy ------------------------+-----> mistrial
|
396.6666 | mistrial -> female defendant | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 07 1988 18:23 | 1 |
| re for four fore -> eight ate aight
|
396.6667 | female defendant -> put up your duchesses? | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive finger-pointing ensued | Wed Dec 07 1988 18:50 | 2 |
| female version of "put up your dukes?"
|
396.6668 | put up your duchesses -> then we'll have a real Grand Duchy! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 07 1988 18:57 | 2 |
| Oh well, at least I managed to get all the 6's even if I can't manage
the even 1000's!
|
396.6669 | then we'll have a real Grand Duchy! -> Cornwall | IOSG::LAWM | Exit functionality---enter function | Wed Dec 07 1988 19:04 | 13 |
|
Boo hoo hoo .... I'd just worked out the following reply to .6666
before I got `pipped to the post':
female defendant -> Anne felt defamed
(presumably because the plaintiff was being slanderous ...)
So much for anagrams!
Mat.
*:o)
|
396.6670 | Cornwall -> Thatch roof | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Wed Dec 07 1988 19:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.6671 | Thatch Roof --> don't stow thrones | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Wed Dec 07 1988 20:01 | 0 |
396.6672 | don't stow thrones -> in a fishtank | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 07 1988 20:02 | 0 |
396.6673 | in a fishtank -=> Bob | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Wed Dec 07 1988 20:18 | 3 |
| ALL fish are called , Bob .
John J
|
396.6674 | bob -> bruce or bruce | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 07 1988 20:23 | 0 |
396.6675 | bruce or bruce --> scottish Christmas dinner | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 07 1988 21:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.6676 | scottish Christmas dinner -> clan bang | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Wed Dec 07 1988 21:12 | 0 |
396.6677 | clan bang -> Ghost of Christmas presents | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Dec 07 1988 21:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.6678 | ghost of Christmas presents --> paper chase | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 07 1988 21:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.6679 | paperchase->office work | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Wed Dec 07 1988 21:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.6680 | office work -> oxymoron; no they don't! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 07 1988 21:33 | 0 |
396.6681 | oxymoron --> stupid steer | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 07 1988 21:37 | 0 |
396.6682 | stupid steer -> been punched too oft | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 07 1988 21:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.6683 | stupid steer -> dumbbull | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 07 1988 21:41 | 0 |
396.6684 | punch drunk | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Wed Dec 07 1988 21:42 | 1 |
| "punched too oft" + "dumbbull" ==>
|
396.6685 | punch drunk -> candy is dandy, but... | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Dec 07 1988 21:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.6686 | ...but let them eat cake | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 07 1988 22:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.6687 | let the (m eat cake) -> meatloaf | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive finger-pointing ensued | Wed Dec 07 1988 22:24 | 7 |
| I remember a bit by George Carling about "the fridge"
"And what is this meatcake stuff...I dunno...looks like it could
be meat, could be cake...I dunno....and you know what I hate, you
look in the fridge and find an empty plate...Oh no, Did something
eat something else?"
|
396.6688 | meatloaf --> lazy meat | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Dec 07 1988 23:35 | 6 |
|
Let's keep this G (or PG-13) rated, folks. ;-)
Re "dumb steer":
-<dumb steer ---> disasterous advice>-
|
396.6689 | lazy meat -> sleepwoking | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Dec 07 1988 23:41 | 3 |
|
re: -.1, I think the rating depends on who's cooking.
|
396.6690 | lazy meat -> lazy faire | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 07 1988 23:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.6691 | lazy faire ==> lacy fare | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Wed Dec 07 1988 23:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.6692 | | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 07 1988 23:54 | 3 |
| lazy meat -+--> sleepwoking ---------------+---> honeymoon negligee
| |
+--> lazy faire --> lacy fare --+
|
396.6693 | honeymoon negligee ==> honeymoon negligent | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Wed Dec 07 1988 23:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.6694 | honeymoon negligent --> divorce | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Dec 08 1988 00:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.6695 | divorce -> the end of the beginning | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 08 1988 00:20 | 0 |
396.6696 | divorce -- ...ffft! | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 08 1988 00:21 | 11 |
|
Re "honeymoon negligent":
-<honeymoon negligent --> busman's honeymoon>-
... in the senseman that a busman's holiday is really no holiday
at all.
re ...ffft!":
I believe this was a film about divorce starring Jack LKemon
|
396.6697 | ffft! ---- >eff or t less - --> 'seasy | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Dec 08 1988 00:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.6698 | 'seasy -> 's all depen' | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 08 1988 00:25 | 0 |
396.6699 | 's all depen' --> where de divin boards are! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Dec 08 1988 00:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.6700 | | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Dec 08 1988 00:30 | 3 |
| divorce -+-> the end of the beginning ---------------+-> cannonball dive
| |
+->...ffft! --> where de divin boards are! -+
|
396.6701 | cannonball dive --->bellyflop | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Dec 08 1988 00:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.6702 | bellyflop -->obese bellydancer | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 08 1988 00:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.6703 | obese bellydancer --> big fat mama | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Dec 08 1988 00:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.6704 | obese bellydancer -> gross entertainment | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Thu Dec 08 1988 00:50 | 2 |
|
|
396.6705 | gross entertainment --> 144 piece orchestra | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Thu Dec 08 1988 00:51 | 0 |
396.6706 | 144 piece orchestra --> 76 trombones | RICKS::SATOW | | Thu Dec 08 1988 00:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.6707 | 76 trombones -> 1 accordian | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Dec 08 1988 01:00 | 1 |
| Continuing in the vein of gross entertainment...
|
396.6708 | 1 accordian --> And a Partridge in a Pear Tree | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Thu Dec 08 1988 01:04 | 2 |
|
(tis the season...)
|
396.6709 | partridge in a pear tree --> pheasant under glass | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Dec 08 1988 01:14 | 2 |
| Isn't an Accordian what you get when a Honda is the middle car
of a three-car pileup?
|
396.6710 | pheasant under glass --> peasant under class | RICKS::SATOW | | Thu Dec 08 1988 01:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.6711 | peasant under class --> freshmen at a cow college | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Dec 08 1988 01:35 | 2 |
|
I can make a derogatory joke; I graduated from a cow college...
|
396.6712 | freshman at a cow college -> Grazing while hazing | CAM::MAZUR | | Thu Dec 08 1988 01:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.6713 | grazing while hazing -> daze of yore | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 08 1988 01:46 | 0 |
396.6714 | Grazing while hazing ->Dormitory room(in)ate(or) | RICKS::SATOW | | Thu Dec 08 1988 01:48 | 8 |
| Bonnie,
Which cow college? Herevard? Mount Holyokestein? Jersey State?
Moosouri?
Clay
|
396.6715 | | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Thu Dec 08 1988 16:04 | 3 |
| Dorm roomate ---+
+------> Two for cloud nine please.
daze of yore ---+
|
396.6716 | Two for cloud nine please --> 8 Miles High | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Thu Dec 08 1988 16:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.6717 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 08 1988 17:14 | 5 |
| Big fat mama ----------------------+
|
|
|
8 miles high ----------------------+---------> overweight stewardess
|
396.6718 | overweight stewardess -> carry-on baggage... :-) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 08 1988 18:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.6719 | carry-on baggage -> so it doesn't get lost | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive finger-pointing ensued | Thu Dec 08 1988 18:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.6720 | so it doesn't get lost -> unless you forget it | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 08 1988 18:34 | 0 |
396.6721 | unless you forget it -> just turn around | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Dec 08 1988 18:40 | 9 |
|
from a golf joke about the verrry big boss who took his first swing
at the tee, missed, but couldn't find the ball because it was under
him. His fellow golfers were subordinates who didn't know how to
give him the news, until one told him to turn around - in doing
so, he "uncovered" his golf ball.
Stan B.
|
396.6722 | unless you forget it --> forget what? | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Thu Dec 08 1988 18:44 | 0 |
396.6723 | forget what? --> the $100 you owe me :-) | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Dec 08 1988 19:35 | 0 |
396.6724 | The $100 you owe me -> or I breaka you arm! | RUTLND::SATOW | | Thu Dec 08 1988 19:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.6725 | money go 'round | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 08 1988 19:55 | 2 |
| the $100 you owe me ->^
just turn around -> ->^
|
396.6726 | money go 'roun --> ride the painted ponies | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Thu Dec 08 1988 19:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.6727 | ride the painted ponies --> Stewball | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Thu Dec 08 1988 20:08 | 2 |
|
Ala Peter Paul and Mary racehorse song...
|
396.6728 | stewball --> two strikes [one man out, the runner on third ...] | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 08 1988 20:13 | 11 |
|
Re "Money go 'roun'.":
-<money go 'roun' --> bad penny>-
as in "the bad penny always returns."
"Stewball" also could be:
-<stewball --> flight attendants' formal dance>-
|
396.6729 | heads for home | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Dec 08 1988 20:28 | 3 |
|
because he's late for dinner.
|
396.6730 | cannibals trophys | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 08 1988 20:48 | 3 |
| Stewball -> who's talking about me again
stuart
|
396.6731 | cannibals trophys --> moleskins | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Thu Dec 08 1988 21:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.6732 | mole's kins -> kissing cousins | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Dec 08 1988 21:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.6733 | kissing cousins -> Holiday spirit | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Dec 08 1988 21:50 | 6 |
|
or - "not as bad as kissing your sister..."
Stan B.
|
396.6734 | Holiday spirit -> Holiday Inn | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 08 1988 21:53 | 2 |
| soon on the tele....
Bing Crosby in ....
|
396.6735 | Holiday spirit ---> ghost of Christmas past | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Thu Dec 08 1988 21:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.6736 | ghost of Xmas past -> who wants ystrdys spirits? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 08 1988 21:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.6737 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 08 1988 22:39 | 17 |
| Holiday Inn ---------------------+
|
|
|
Who wants yesterday's spirits? ---+----->fine vintages
Re Holiday Inn:
Probably as impressive as the Christmas sequence was Fred Astaire's
"firecracker tap dance" for the Fourth of July.
The most famous thing about _Holiday Inn_ was the song _White
Christmas_,sung by Crosby as only he could.
But the song was so popular, it spawned another movie, _White
Christmas_, that not only featured the song, but Danny Kaye, whjo
nearly stole the show...
|
396.6738 | yesterday's spirits -> 12 year old scotch | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive finger-pointing ensued | Thu Dec 08 1988 22:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.6739 | 12 year old Scotch -> 11 fingers of tequila | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Dec 09 1988 00:03 | 1 |
| Hmm, could this be the start of the 12 days of Christmas drinks??
|
396.6740 | -------> 10 year old brandy | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Fri Dec 09 1988 00:10 | 7 |
| 11 fingers of tequila--------------+
|
|
----->10 year old brandy
|
|
fine vintages----------------------+
|
396.6741 | 10 year old brandy -> ice nine | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive finger-pointing ensued | Fri Dec 09 1988 00:31 | 2 |
| the drink to end all drinks!
|
396.6742 | 10 year old brandy -> 9 bottles of beer ( dark ) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Dec 09 1988 00:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.6743 | eight drinking partners | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 09 1988 00:55 | 2 |
| ice nine -> > > > > ^
nine bottles of beer ^
|
396.6744 | no thanks, I just eight | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Fri Dec 09 1988 00:55 | 17 |
|
ice nine 9 bottles of beer (dark)
| |
| |
9 9
| |
+----------------------------+
|
9 * 9
|
81
| ^
8 * 1 |
| |
+-------------------------------+
|
396.6745 | no thanks, I just eight -> well, I'm seven mine for tomorrow, so there! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 09 1988 02:35 | 0 |
396.6746 | ... seven mine for ... --> six of one half dozen of the other | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Dec 09 1988 02:43 | 0 |
396.6747 | six of one ... --> slip me a fin | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Fri Dec 09 1988 04:42 | 2 |
| ^
8,6,7 --> 5 --> $5.00 --> fin --+
|
396.6748 | slip me a fin --> square dancing | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Fri Dec 09 1988 09:17 | 3 |
|
4 . . .
|
396.6749 | square dancing --> Padre, Fille, Spiritu Sancti | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Fri Dec 09 1988 10:26 | 1 |
| 3 . . .
|
396.6750 | Padre, Fille, Spiritu Sancti -> dad, son & wa bottle of whiskey | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Fri Dec 09 1988 15:35 | 0 |
396.6751 | dad, son & wa bottle of whiskey --> et [drank] tu? who won? | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Dec 09 1988 17:17 | 10 |
|
Re "slip me a fin":
-<slip me a fin --> four the halibut>-
Re "square dancing":
-<square dancing --> tri it>-
|
396.6752 | et [drank] tu? who won? -> no won, jest won left | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Fri Dec 09 1988 18:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.6753 | no won, jest won left --> winsome losesum | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Fri Dec 09 1988 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.6754 | winsome losesum --> Las Vegas in December | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Fri Dec 09 1988 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.6755 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 09 1988 18:48 | 1 |
| -<Las Vegas in December -> And one counter left on the table>-
|
396.6756 | ------> time to go home | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Fri Dec 09 1988 20:20 | 8 |
|
8 drinking partners----------------+
|
----> time to go home
|
And one counter left on the table--+
|
396.6757 | time to go home -> T.G.I.F | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Dec 09 1988 21:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.6758 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 09 1988 21:37 | 3 |
| -<T.G.I.F -> Come day go day, God send ???day>-
Friday for some, Monday for others & Doomsday for the depressed!
|
396.6759 | Come day go day, God send ???day -> Cole Porter | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Fri Dec 09 1988 22:14 | 6 |
|
He wrote "Night and Day"... (you are the one, only you beneath
the stars and under the sun...)
you're lucky you can't hear me.
|
396.6760 | cole porter -> works with Cole Miner | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 09 1988 23:08 | 0 |
396.6761 | cole miner -> hot major | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Dec 10 1988 00:15 | 1 |
| What do you call an East European bitumenous miner? Coal Slav!
|
396.6762 | hot major --> Hot Lips | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Sat Dec 10 1988 00:49 | 0 |
396.6763 | Hot Lips -> Burning Love | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Dec 10 1988 00:56 | 1 |
| ... courtesy of Elvis ( Presley, not Costello )
|
396.6764 | burning love -> arsonist needing penicillin | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Dec 10 1988 01:16 | 1 |
| Sung by a torch singer perhaps?
|
396.6765 | arsonist needing pennicillin -> sees a burns doctor | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Dec 10 1988 02:00 | 0 |
396.6766 | sees a burns doctor -> and gets several shots | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Sat Dec 10 1988 02:04 | 4 |
|
by coincidence, it was the burns doctor's house that the arsonist
burned.
|
396.6767 | and gets several shots -> a fuel injection! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Dec 10 1988 02:08 | 0 |
396.6768 | a fuel injection! -> [multiple choice:] | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Sun Dec 11 1988 19:57 | 17 |
|
am having trouble making a decision, so will leave it to the
next footballer:
a. hot blooded
b. primed in time
c. high octane under control
d. caffeine was never like this
e. of course my insurance covers it
f. all of the above
|
396.6769 | a fuel injection ==> [multiple choice:] ==> dinner | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Mon Dec 12 1988 01:15 | 11 |
|
None of the above.
a fuel injection ==> Dinner time, dinner time,
Din din dinner time,
Diiiiiiinnnnnneeeeeerrrr time!
Reply .6789 is coming up very soon, probably tomorrow.
Also, the expected date for reply .7000 is 21 December 1988.
|
396.6770 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Mon Dec 12 1988 04:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.6771 | diner --> greasy spoon | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Mon Dec 12 1988 06:23 | 0 |
396.6772 | greasy spoon --> choke 'n puke | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Mon Dec 12 1988 06:24 | 0 |
396.6773 | choke 'n puke ---> chew 'n spew | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Dec 12 1988 06:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.6774 | chew 'n spew --> kiss and tell | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Dec 12 1988 07:56 | 0 |
396.6775 | kiss and tell ==> Cad! | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Mon Dec 12 1988 08:36 | 3 |
| You must not kiss and tell, Sir!
William Congreve
|
396.6776 | Cad! --> illac | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Mon Dec 12 1988 12:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.6777 | cadillac -> pink | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Mon Dec 12 1988 13:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.6778 | pink ==>> Pretty in | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Mon Dec 12 1988 16:31 | 3 |
|
From the movie of the same title.
|
396.6779 | Pink, Pretty in --> Psychedelic Furs | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Dec 12 1988 18:01 | 7 |
|
re: way back, at cow colleges
I went to Montana State University, affectionately known [in
Montana, anyway] as Moo U, the Udder university.
--bonnie
|
396.6780 | Psychedelic Furs -> visions of loveliness | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Mon Dec 12 1988 18:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.6781 | visions of loveliness -> enchanted visions | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive finger-pointing ensued | Mon Dec 12 1988 18:12 | 4 |
| I always loved this phrase backwards, it's
detnahcne snoisiv
|
396.6782 | enchanted visions -> sights for sore eyes | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Dec 12 1988 18:23 | 0 |
396.6783 | sights for sore eyes ==> a full shelf of Visine | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Mon Dec 12 1988 18:58 | 0 |
396.6784 | a full shelf of Visine --> optical illusion | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Mon Dec 12 1988 19:33 | 0 |
396.6785 | optical illusion -=> life | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Mon Dec 12 1988 19:55 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.6786 | optical illusion -> Escher ( who else?) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Dec 12 1988 19:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.6787 | Escher --> bless you | MARVIN::MACHIN | | Mon Dec 12 1988 20:14 | 2 |
|
|
396.6788 | Escher & Life -> Metamorphose | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive finger-pointing ensued | Mon Dec 12 1988 20:15 | 3 |
| where life is that game you watch on computers with little
self-replicating cells...
|
396.6789 | bless you & metamorphose -> mephistopheles | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive finger-pointing ensued | Mon Dec 12 1988 20:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.6790 | mephistopheles -> the Devil made me do it | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Dec 12 1988 21:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.6791 | the Devil made me do it -> So said Miss Jones... | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Dec 12 1988 21:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.6792 | So said Miss Jones -> thus spake Zarathustra | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Dec 12 1988 22:52 | 0 |
396.6793 | thus spake Zarathustra --> who? | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Dec 12 1988 23:21 | 0 |
396.6794 | thus spake Zarathustra ==> who? ==> Zara the Stra | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Mon Dec 12 1988 23:35 | 0 |
396.6795 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Dec 13 1988 01:02 | 24 |
| Zara the Stra ---> Saw-a the Strad ---+--> fiddling around ---+
| |
| |
Hot Blooded ----> gypsy --> violins --+ |
|
|
High Octane Under Control -+--> Premium gasoline -------------+
| |
+---------+ |
Racing Cars ---------> pit crews ----+ |
|
|
Of course my insurance covers it ----+-- thrills and spills <-+
|
+---- Adreniline galore <------------+
|
|
+----------> can't sleep -------------+
|
|
Caffien was never like this ----------+--------- Primed in time
|
|
+-----> exam jitters
|
396.6796 | exam jitters ==> exam nightmares | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Tue Dec 13 1988 01:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.6797 | exam nightmares --> advanced math class | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Tue Dec 13 1988 01:30 | 5 |
|
I still dream that I should have been attending a math class all
semester and now it is time for finals, and I've never been to
a single class......
|
396.6798 | exam nightmares -> inspected by a white Charger | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Dec 13 1988 01:33 | 3 |
|
Who said premium gasoline and caffeine don't mix?
|
396.6799 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 13 1988 02:11 | 3 |
| Advanced math class -> 2+2=5 ->
> doomed to hell
inspected by a white Charger ->
|
396.6800 | doomed to hell -> trying to be an Angel | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Dec 13 1988 02:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.6801 | doomed to hell --> Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Tue Dec 13 1988 02:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.6802 | between the Devil and the deep blue See? | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Dec 13 1988 02:34 | 6 |
|
^
|
trying to be an Angel - - - - - - - - - - +
|
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned - - +
|
396.6803 | between D & C -> between a rock and a hard place | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Dec 13 1988 02:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.6804 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 13 1988 02:47 | 2 |
| btwn t dvl nd t dp bl c -> I see sir said the blind man quite buffly,
Chips with everything!
|
396.6805 | Chips with Everything! --> A little silicon with sauce, please! | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Tue Dec 13 1988 07:59 | 0 |
396.6806 | a little silicon with sauce -=> micro food processor | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Tue Dec 13 1988 14:37 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.6807 | | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Tue Dec 13 1988 14:57 | 1 |
| -<A little silicon with sauce, please! -> a chip to light a red light>-
|
396.6808 | | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Tue Dec 13 1988 15:45 | 9 |
| a micro food processor -------|
|----- power on
a chip to light a red light---|
.6807 was 20 minutes after .6806 . That's some network you have , Mark .
John J
|
396.6809 | power on --> pedal to the metal | AYOV27::ISMITH | Here's one I prepared earlier. | Tue Dec 13 1988 15:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.6810 | pedal to the metal->foot to the boards | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Tue Dec 13 1988 16:03 | 6 |
|
Re network: I duno, sometimes it is fast and others it is........
8-)
mark
|
396.6811 | foot to the boards -> All the world's a stage ... | IOSG::LAWM | Exit functionality---enter function | Tue Dec 13 1988 16:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.6812 | All the W's a S -> and many people ride shotgun | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 13 1988 17:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.6813 | and many people ride shotgun --> only a few ride as shogun | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Dec 13 1988 17:46 | 2 |
|
... a chief difference ... ;-)
|
396.6814 | only a few ride as shogun-> wise grasshopper ! | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Tue Dec 13 1988 18:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.6815 | wise grasshopper ---> foolish ant! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Tue Dec 13 1988 18:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.6816 | foolish ant! -> the dotted line | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Dec 13 1988 18:15 | 13 |
|
Reminded me of a joke long forgotten, about two ants on a cereal
box. Once kept running around the top of the box; the second finally
slowed him down long enough to inquire about the strange activity.
"Just following directions", he panted -
"see....tear along dotted line."
Seasons Greetings, in any case.
Stan B
|
396.6817 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 13 1988 18:19 | 2 |
| the dotted line -> I'm not drank, ociffer!
|
396.6818 | I'm not drank, ociffer! -=> well, whatever your on , gimmee! | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Tue Dec 13 1988 18:26 | 2 |
|
John J
|
396.6819 | well, whatever you're on, gimme --> five | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Dec 13 1988 19:37 | 2 |
|
a "high five" indeed!
|
396.6820 | five -> painful demi-deci-digits | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 13 1988 19:57 | 0 |
396.6821 | painful demi-deci-digits -> Surf's up - Hang Ten | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Dec 13 1988 20:06 | 5 |
|
for nonsurfers like me: "Hang ten", I am told, is when you are out
on the leading edge of your surfboard, enjoying riding the wave
to the max.
|
396.6822 | hang ten -> free the rest !! | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Tue Dec 13 1988 20:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.6823 | free the rest -> free bees | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Dec 13 1988 20:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.6824 | free bees -> L M N O B S... | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 13 1988 20:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.6825 | l m n o b s -> S A R, C D B D I S ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 13 1988 20:54 | 0 |
396.6826 | S A R, C D B D I S --> F U N E M? S V F M. | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Tue Dec 13 1988 21:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.6827 | * -> tea for two | IOSG::LAWM | Exit functionality---enter function | Tue Dec 13 1988 21:33 | 9 |
| F U N E M? S V F M ->
F U N E X? S V F X ->
O K. M N X N T 4 2 ->
tea for two
Mat.
*:o)
|
396.6828 | tea for two -> Spike Jones | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Dec 13 1988 21:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.6829 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Dec 13 1988 22:55 | 17 |
| Spike Jones ------+----> novel music --------------------------+
| |
| |
+---> All I Want For Christmas ... ----------+
| |
| |
+--> I Dream of Brownie With the Light... ---+
| |
| |
+------> Doodles Weaver ---------------------+
| |
| |
+------> Sir Fredrick Gas -------------------+
|
|
|
Memories <------------------+
|
396.6830 | Memories --> obscure the present | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Tue Dec 13 1988 22:59 | 5 |
| < Note 396.6829 by FLASH1::KALLIS "Anger's no replacement for reason." >
|
396.6831 | obscure the present -> hide it behind the tree | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Dec 13 1988 23:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.6832 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 14 1988 01:20 | 4 |
| -< hide it behind the tree -> Life is a figment of my own imagination >-
My goodness, what an imagination!
|
396.6833 | Life is a figment of my own imagination --> solipsism | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Dec 14 1988 01:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.6834 | solipsism ---> osculation | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Dec 14 1988 02:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.6835 | osculation -> true love at last | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Dec 14 1988 02:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.6836 | true love at last--> from just one kiss? | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Wed Dec 14 1988 07:36 | 6 |
|
osculation is one of my favorite words, kinda like
defensetration..
|
396.6837 | from just one kiss->no danger ! | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Wed Dec 14 1988 12:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.6838 | no danger --> no adventure | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Dec 14 1988 16:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.6839 | no adventure -> Colossal Cave disappears | IOSG::LAWM | Exit functionality---enter function | Wed Dec 14 1988 17:04 | 0 |
396.6840 | Colossal Cave Disappears! -> film at eleven | LEZAH::BOBBITT | recursive finger-pointing ensued | Wed Dec 14 1988 18:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.6841 | film at eleven --> 12 o'clock high | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 14 1988 18:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.6842 | 12 o'clock high --> three martini lunch | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Dec 14 1988 18:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.6843 | three martini lunch ==> looks like I won't be going back to work today! | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Wed Dec 14 1988 18:30 | 0 |
396.6844 | won't be going back to work --> don't I wish | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 14 1988 18:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.6845 | don't I wish --> upon a star | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Dec 14 1988 18:43 | 12 |
|
Re "12 O'Clock High":
-<12 O'clock high --> Rocky Mountain High>-
small confession: when I first saw that John Denver song title,
I thought it referred to a secondary school in one of the Western
states.
re "film at eleven":
-<film at eleven --> mouthwash at eleven-fifteen>-
|
396.6846 | upon a star -> starlight express | LEZAH::BOBBITT | did you say sugar? 1 lump or 2 ? | Wed Dec 14 1988 19:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.6847 | starlight express --> Orient Express | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Wed Dec 14 1988 19:17 | 0 |
396.6848 | Orient Express->Pullman | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Wed Dec 14 1988 19:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.6849 | Pullman --> luxury | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Dec 14 1988 19:38 | 27 |
|
Re "Orient Express":
-<Orient Express --> Murder>-
Re Pullman:
Ah, the memories of yesteryear! My greatest memory of the Pullman
coaches I rode about in my prepubescent years was a prim little
sign on the hide-away toilet:
Passengers will pleasde refrain from
flushing toilet while train is in
station.
This was because the flushing process dumped detritis onto the tracks.
Averaged over a long train ride, this was nothing, but in a railroad
station, this could be pretty messy.
I remember more than once as a child flushing the toilet
(unnecessarily) just to see the traintrack ties go zipping by.
I understand that some similar arrangement was made on the early
Ford Trimotor airplanes used as airliners. The pilots observed
that a "flushing" toilet made a great drift meter, but I'd hate
to have been living on one of the better traveled air routes back
then.
|
396.6850 | luxury --> eggs | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Wed Dec 14 1988 20:00 | 6 |
| ^
Pullman ---> Egg crates --+ |
| |
+----+
|
luxury --> caviar --------+
|
396.6851 | eggs -> actly perfect | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Dec 14 1988 20:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.6852 | exactly perfect -> the yolk's on the eggspurt | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 14 1988 20:39 | 0 |
396.6853 | eggspurt -> egg cues me | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Dec 14 1988 20:42 | 1 |
| Said by a mother hen at hatching time?
|
396.6854 | | TARKIN::WISMAR | | Wed Dec 14 1988 20:59 | 3 |
| eggspurt----------+
+-------> PUNishing EGGsaggerations
egg cues me-------+
|
396.6855 | PUNishing EGGsagerations -> all white, all white | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Dec 14 1988 21:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.6856 | All white, all white->wot 'ave we 'ere then ? | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Wed Dec 14 1988 21:09 | 1 |
| Policeman with a cockney accent 8-)
|
396.6857 | wot 'ave we 'ere then -> Just shelling out a few puns officer | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 14 1988 21:12 | 0 |
396.6858 | shelling out a few puns -> Corporal Pun-ishment | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Dec 14 1988 21:20 | 1 |
| And the officer's name was...
|
396.6859 | Corporal Pun-ishment ==> Sergent Joker | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Wed Dec 14 1988 21:41 | 0 |
396.6860 | corporal Punishment -> needed a box to put his albumin | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 14 1988 21:41 | 0 |
396.6861 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Dec 14 1988 21:45 | 10 |
| Corporal Pun-ishment --> Lieutenant Kiji [how suite!]----> legend
---+---
|
|
Actly Perfect ---> unexcelled performance -----> thespian ----+
|
+------- John Barrymore <--------------+
|
|
+---------> profile
|
396.6862 | profile -> chicken coop | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 14 1988 22:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.6863 | chicken coop => a fowl marketing agreement | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 14 1988 22:21 | 0 |
396.6864 | a fowl marketing agreement --> Purdue chicken parts | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 14 1988 22:35 | 1 |
| Oh, these puns. Where's the nearest eggsit?
|
396.6865 | Purdue chicken parts -> Library recall card | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 14 1988 22:39 | 1 |
396.6866 | library recall card --> where did that building go? | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 14 1988 22:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.6867 | where did that building go? ==> It went that-a-way. | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Wed Dec 14 1988 23:23 | 0 |
396.6868 | * -> missing box | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Dec 14 1988 23:48 | 3 |
| Sergeant Joker --------\
needed a box ------------->
it went that-a-way ----/
|
396.6869 | missing box --> missing link | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Dec 14 1988 23:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.6870 | missing box => displaced fight | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 14 1988 23:51 | 0 |
396.6871 | | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Dec 15 1988 00:00 | 3 |
| missing link \
+--> vacant title
displaced fight /
|
396.6872 | vacant title --> blank book | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 15 1988 00:06 | 11 |
|
Re "missing link":
-<missing link --> absent trainer>-
The "Link Trainer" is a simulator to help pilots get or maintain
their flight proficiency.
re "displaced fight":
-<displaced fight --> step outside and say that!>-
|
396.6873 | blank book --> blank look | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Dec 15 1988 00:16 | 12 |
|
re: Link trainer -- I've got a friend who's an engineer for Link. Link
will build simulators to order governments and such to use in polot
training; he gets to deliver them and help set them up, which means he
gets to pretend he's flying.
One of the group's games for testing is to get in the simulators
and play "chicken" . . .
--bonnie
|
396.6874 | blank look -> after being shot a glance | OFFPLS::PIDUSER | | Thu Dec 15 1988 00:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.6875 | after being shot a glance --> ricochet | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 15 1988 00:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.6876 | ricochet --> romance | RICKS::SATOW | | Thu Dec 15 1988 01:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.6877 | ricochet -> romance -> Irish love partner | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 15 1988 01:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.6878 | Irish love partner --> Game, set, match to Pirelli | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Dec 15 1988 01:25 | 1 |
| I mean, if the Irish had love, the other team must have won, right?
|
396.6879 | ... match to Pirelli --> auto da fe | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 15 1988 01:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.6880 | Dunlop didn't have a Goodyear, someone torched their Firestone | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 15 1988 01:42 | 1 |
| Game set and match to PIrelli ^
|
396.6881 | Dunlop.... -> another TIREd pun... :-) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 15 1988 02:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.6882 | another TIREd pun --> a wheel bad pun, too! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Dec 15 1988 02:42 | 0 |
396.6883 | a wheel bad pun, too ---> from a spokesperson? | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Dec 15 1988 02:49 | 4 |
|
I worked for Sunger-Link in the UK for 8 years before I came to
Oz. Simulators ==> toys for grownups!
|
396.6884 | form a spokesperson? => who's rolling with the times | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 15 1988 02:54 | 0 |
396.6885 | who's rolling with the time --> learn your times tables | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Dec 15 1988 07:45 | 0 |
396.6886 | learn your times tables --> Shareprices | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Dec 15 1988 10:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.6887 | shareprices->two in the market | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Thu Dec 15 1988 12:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.6888 | two in the market => little piggies | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Thu Dec 15 1988 13:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.6889 | little piggies-> small bacon | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Thu Dec 15 1988 13:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.6890 | small bacon -> sell the sizzle | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Dec 15 1988 16:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.6891 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 15 1988 17:31 | 5 |
| auto da fe ----------+
|
|
sell the sizzle -----+------> inquisition
|
396.6892 | inquisition ==> inquisitor | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Thu Dec 15 1988 17:54 | 0 |
396.6893 | inquistor->visitor to san quintin | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Thu Dec 15 1988 17:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.6894 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Thu Dec 15 1988 17:57 | 4 |
|
visitor to san quintin ==> you can check out any time you like, but you can
never leave
|
396.6895 | you can check out any time... => mental hospital | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 15 1988 18:04 | 0 |
396.6896 | mental hospital --> nuthatch | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 15 1988 18:19 | 6 |
|
Re .6894:
Isn't that going a bit overboard for a "word" association?
some of us grit our teeth at short phrases, but ...
|
396.6897 | nuthatch=>One Flew Over ...=> Ken Kesey => drugs | TARKIN::WISMAR | | Thu Dec 15 1988 18:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.6898 | drugs---> cold pills | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Thu Dec 15 1988 18:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.6899 | Ken Kesey -> drugs -> "The Doors" to perception | LEZAH::BOBBITT | did you say sugar? 1 lump or 2 ? | Thu Dec 15 1988 18:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.6900 | "the Doors" to perception => a revolving image | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 15 1988 19:01 | 0 |
396.6901 | flu-ing always makes me dizzy | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Dec 15 1988 19:08 | 6 |
|
^
cold pills - - - - - - + |
| - - - +
a revolving image - - - +
|
396.6902 | makes me dizzy -> dean | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Dec 15 1988 21:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.6903 | dean -> of student affairs | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Dec 15 1988 22:01 | 0 |
396.6904 | dean of student affairs ==> the young Don Juan | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Thu Dec 15 1988 22:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.6905 | the young Don Juan -> practice! practice! practice! | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Dec 15 1988 22:32 | 4 |
|
from the old joke about the musician who was unfamiliar with
New York City asking a native how to get to Carnegie Hall.
|
396.6906 | Don Juan --> practice! --> it comes naturally | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Dec 15 1988 22:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.6907 | it comes naturally -> snow | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Dec 15 1988 23:18 | 1 |
| Colorado was blanketed with about 6" last night.
|
396.6908 | snow => our turn right now! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 15 1988 23:50 | 0 |
396.6909 | (our) turn right now! -> missed the exit | LEZAH::BOBBITT | did you say sugar? 1 lump or 2 ? | Fri Dec 16 1988 01:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.6910 | and he never returned, no he never returned | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Dec 16 1988 01:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.6911 | ...never returned --> Scollay Square Station | RUTLND::SATOW | | Fri Dec 16 1988 01:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.6912 | never returned -> He'll ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 16 1988 01:28 | 0 |
396.6913 | ...ride forever... -> depressed artery & driver | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Fri Dec 16 1988 01:36 | 5 |
|
There is a massive effort underway to put one of Boston's main
arteries underground. I think motorists have been advised to
stay home for a few years.
|
396.6914 | depressed artery and driver -> a veinous task! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 16 1988 01:46 | 0 |
396.6915 | a veinous task -> some ran on RSX! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Dec 16 1988 01:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.6916 | some ran on RSX -> and even slower on VMS! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 16 1988 01:59 | 1 |
| Watch it - that's my job - I support RSX!
|
396.6917 | ...RSX -> ...VMS -> EUNUCHS all | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Fri Dec 16 1988 02:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.6918 | EUNUCHS all --> safe harem sex | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Fri Dec 16 1988 02:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.6919 | safe harem sex --> group therapy | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Fri Dec 16 1988 02:16 | 0 |
396.6920 | safe harem sex => not harem scarem then ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 16 1988 02:17 | 0 |
396.6921 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Dec 16 1988 02:23 | 3 |
| not harem scarem then?--- > monogomous scarecrow now!
|
396.6922 | monogomous scarecrow now! -> repels droves of birds | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Fri Dec 16 1988 02:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.6923 | repels droves of birds --> de-flocks (?) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Dec 16 1988 02:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.6924 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Fri Dec 16 1988 02:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.6925 | have flown de-coop -> gone with the wind | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 16 1988 02:40 | 0 |
396.6926 | have flown de-coopter -> de swedish pilots | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Dec 16 1988 02:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.6927 | de swedish pilots -> hijacked to Poland | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Fri Dec 16 1988 03:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.6928 | hijacked to Poland --> Welcome to Warsaw! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Dec 16 1988 04:37 | 0 |
396.6929 | Welcome to Warsaw --> The line forms at the rear | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Fri Dec 16 1988 09:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.6930 | The line forms at the rear->Weight gain on the behind. | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Fri Dec 16 1988 12:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.6931 | The line forms at the rear --> Tailgate design | AYOV27::ISMITH | With Two-way Lemon Freshness. | Fri Dec 16 1988 12:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.6932 | | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Dec 16 1988 17:14 | 5 |
| +--> weight gain in the behind +
/ \
line forms at the rear -+ +--> dumptruck
\ /
+--> tailgate design ----------+
|
396.6933 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Dec 16 1988 17:21 | 12 |
| Cold pills --> cold cuts --> sandwiches --> vendors ----+
|
Scollay Square Station --> Scollay Square --> hookers --+-->buyers
--+---
|
Group therapy --> menage a trois ----> kinky -----------------+
|
|
Gone with the wind ----> passe -------------------------------+
|
|
Nuns <---- changing habits <---- new directions <-- new markets
|
396.6934 | little ol' ladies in sneakers cleaning up | OFFPLS::PIDUSER | | Fri Dec 16 1988 18:22 | 12 |
|
^
dumptruck - - - - + |
| - - - - - -
Nuns - - - - - - +
sure hope this is right, or close, or unnoticed.
Stan B.
|
396.6935 | little ol' ladies... => just tell that to a nun! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 16 1988 18:32 | 0 |
396.6936 | Just tell that to a nun-> female confessional | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Fri Dec 16 1988 18:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.6937 | female confessional -> Dear Diary | LEZAH::BOBBITT | did you say sugar? 1 lump or 2 ? | Fri Dec 16 1988 19:04 | 4 |
| My sister had one when she was younger - *I* wrote in a *Journal*...
;)
|
396.6938 | female confessional => liberated church | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 16 1988 19:06 | 0 |
396.6939 | public confessions | OFFPLS::PIDUSER | | Fri Dec 16 1988 19:27 | 9 |
|
^
Dear Diary - - - - - |
| - - - -
liberated church - -
Stan B.
|
396.6940 | public confessions->dirty washing in the street | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Fri Dec 16 1988 19:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.6941 | public confessions --> on the bestseller list | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Dec 16 1988 19:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.6942 | on the bestseller list --> the Bible | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Dec 16 1988 19:58 | 2 |
|
... I mean, after all, 'tios the season ...
|
396.6943 | The bible->all truth contained | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Fri Dec 16 1988 20:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.6944 | all truth contained --> in this box | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Fri Dec 16 1988 20:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.6945 | in this box => the jack | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 16 1988 20:39 | 0 |
396.6946 | the jack --> loses to the queen | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Dec 16 1988 20:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.6947 | loses to the queen => off with his head ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 16 1988 20:47 | 0 |
396.6948 | off with his head --> Marie Antoinette | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Dec 16 1988 21:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.6949 | off with his head -=> a fatal joke ! | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Fri Dec 16 1988 21:08 | 4 |
|
as in "I almost laughed my head off"
|
396.6950 | .... -=> Let them eat cake ! | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Fri Dec 16 1988 21:10 | 11 |
|
marie antoinette ------------------|
|
|---------- Let them eat cake
|
a fatal joke ----------------------|
ps. However historically (in)accurate....... !
|
396.6951 | let them eat cake->poor man's animal food | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Fri Dec 16 1988 21:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.6952 | let them eat cake => with or without jam ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 16 1988 21:39 | 1 |
| Laughed your head of eh ? I wondered what the bonk was!
|
396.6953 | w or w/o jam ? --> peanut butter | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Dec 16 1988 21:50 | 0 |
396.6954 | with or without jam -=> raspberry or traffic ? | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Fri Dec 16 1988 21:50 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.6955 | It's all goo! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 16 1988 22:01 | 2 |
| raspberry or traffic---> ^
peanut butter --------->
|
396.6956 | It's all goo! --> on the inside | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Dec 16 1988 22:05 | 0 |
396.6957 | on the inside --> laughing | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Dec 16 1988 22:10 | 6 |
|
As in "Crying on the outside, laughing on the inside."
Ticklishly, like fur-lined gloves.
... or fur-lined ...?
|
396.6958 | laughing => Cockney trying French ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 16 1988 22:13 | 1 |
| cockneys have the habit of translating th's into f's
|
396.6959 | Cockney trying French -> Mouton Rotgut | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Dec 16 1988 22:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.6960 | Mouton Rotgut => avec Chateau Plonk! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 16 1988 22:56 | 0 |
396.6961 | chips de buffalo | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Dec 16 1988 23:43 | 5 |
| let them eat cake -+ +--> chips de buffalo
| |
+- poor man's animal food ---------+
| |
+- jam -> inside -> Chateau Plonk -+
|
396.6962 | chips de buffalo => a new line in no name cookies | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 16 1988 23:51 | 0 |
396.6963 | a new line... -> a bee-line away | OFFPLS::PIDUSER | | Sat Dec 17 1988 00:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.6964 | a b-line away --> take the A train | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Sat Dec 17 1988 01:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.6965 | take the A train --> to the B tree | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Dec 17 1988 02:10 | 0 |
396.6966 | to the B tree => where C was very ill | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Dec 17 1988 02:12 | 1 |
| reminiscent of Stephen Leacock's story of A, B and C
|
396.6967 | where C was very ill --> here come D judge! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Dec 17 1988 02:15 | 0 |
396.6968 | here come D judge => 'E, by gum, so he do! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Dec 17 1988 02:26 | 0 |
396.6969 | 'E, by gum -> what the F... | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Dec 17 1988 05:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.6970 | what the F... --> G, Wally, don't say that in front of mom | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Sat Dec 17 1988 09:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.6971 | G, Wally, ... --> Get the H out of here, Beave | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Dec 17 1988 18:47 | 0 |
396.6972 | Get the H out ---> naked as a blue J | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Sat Dec 17 1988 19:04 | 3 |
|
are we going to pass 7000 this weekend?
|
396.6973 | ----->Lovely, Loony., Lyrics | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Sat Dec 17 1988 19:20 | 21 |
|
Naked as a blue J-------------------> K-K-K-K-KATY--------------+
|
|
|
dirty washing in the streets----->I'm forever blowing blubbles--+
|
Neath the streets of Boston------------------------------------+
|
|
|
Lovely, Loony, Lyrics<-----------------------------------------+
(in the rush to make the next thousand it seems that lots of
stitches are being dropped)
Bonnie
|
396.6974 | Lovely, loony, lyrics --> M&Ms 'N' Ice Cream | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Sun Dec 18 1988 00:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.6975 | M&Ms 'N' Ice Cream -> Is that the story of O? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sun Dec 18 1988 01:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.6976 | Is that the story of O? -> Nope, that of the P... | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sun Dec 18 1988 01:19 | 3 |
|
wrong topic, maybe?
;-)
|
396.6977 | Nope, that of the P... --> Q & A time | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Dec 18 1988 07:18 | 0 |
396.6978 | Q & A time ---> Don't be a silly r s at T, U C tV? | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Dec 19 1988 02:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.6979 | ....don't be a silly r s at T U C tV? --> Wee! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Mon Dec 19 1988 05:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.6980 | Wee! ==> Oui! | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Mon Dec 19 1988 06:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.6981 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Mon Dec 19 1988 06:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.6982 | Gee! --> Whizz! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Dec 19 1988 07:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.6983 | Whizz! ==> Bang! | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Mon Dec 19 1988 17:03 | 0 |
396.6984 | Whizz! --> Bang! --> fire at the fireworks factory | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Dec 19 1988 17:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.6985 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Dec 19 1988 17:47 | 12 |
| Fire at the Fireworks Factory --> place needs Xtra security. --> Y?
|
You'll Z <------+
__That__ should end the alphabet stuff...
Re Whiz! -->Bang!
There once was a (famous in its day) publication called _Captain
Billy's Whiz Bang_ produced by the future head of Fawcett Publications.
I believe it's mentioned in the stage/movie production, _The Music
Man_.
|
396.6986 | You'll Z ---> Ve haf vays.... | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Mon Dec 19 1988 18:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.6987 | Ve haf vays... -> of makink you tock! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Mon Dec 19 1988 18:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.6988 | of makink you tock! --> what makes you tick? | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Dec 19 1988 19:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.6989 | what makes you tick? --> I swallowed a watch! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Mon Dec 19 1988 19:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.6990 | I swallowed a watch -> time pressure | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Dec 19 1988 19:44 | 0 |
396.6991 | time pressure --> watch the heartburn | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Dec 19 1988 19:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.6992 | watch the heartburn -> not a second glance... | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Dec 19 1988 20:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.6993 | not a second glance --> blinded by the light | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Dec 19 1988 21:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.6994 | blinded by the light --> deafened by the noise | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Dec 19 1988 21:32 | 0 |
396.6995 | deafened by the noise ==> The Sounds of Silence | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Mon Dec 19 1988 21:38 | 0 |
396.6996 | The Sounds of Silence -> The wordsof the prophets | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Mon Dec 19 1988 22:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.6997 | The words of the prophets --> the call of the wild | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Dec 19 1988 22:03 | 0 |
396.6998 | t' call of the wild -> written on the subway walls | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Dec 19 1988 22:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.6999 | written on the subway walls --> for a good time call | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Dec 19 1988 22:25 | 2 |
|
|
396.7000 | for a good time call --> 7000! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Dec 19 1988 22:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.7001 | 7000 -> 7X | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Dec 19 1988 22:58 | 3 |
| Hmm, how big would 7000 factorial be?
7000! -> 7 K -> 7X (Coca Cola's secret ingrediant)
|
396.7002 | 7X (?) -> No thanks... Too much cholestrol! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Dec 19 1988 23:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.7003 | too much cholesterol -> fettucini alfredo | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Mon Dec 19 1988 23:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.7004 | fettucini alfredo --> peaches melba | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Dec 19 1988 23:17 | 4 |
|
Isn't that spelled "fattucini"?
--bonnie
|
396.7005 | peaches melba -> Melba Moore | BIGVAX::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 20 1988 00:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.7006 | Melba Moore --> M&M's | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Dec 20 1988 00:27 | 0 |
396.7007 | M&M's --> J&B | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Dec 20 1988 00:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.7008 | J&B -> R&R | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Tue Dec 20 1988 01:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.7009 | R & R ==> B & O | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Tue Dec 20 1988 01:14 | 0 |
396.7010 | B & O --> Rent $25 | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Dec 20 1988 01:26 | 1 |
| From the game "Monopoly"
|
396.7011 | Rent $25 ---> gets you a shed | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Tue Dec 20 1988 01:44 | 8 |
|
by the way, a while ago someone predicted when we would make 7000.
Can the author of the prediction let us know how close we came?
Bonnie
|
396.7012 | ... shed ==> dog | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Tue Dec 20 1988 01:54 | 6 |
| In reply .6014, I predicted .7000 by 5 Jan 89.
In reply .6769, I predicted .7000 by 21 Dec 88.
The rate of replies seemed to accelerate as time
went by, particularly in the last two weeks. I'm
not going to make a plot of replies vs time.
|
396.7013 | dog ---> sled | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Tue Dec 20 1988 02:08 | 7 |
|
Tom, I think it picks up as we get closer to a bench mark number.
or maybe people have less to do at work near the holidays?
Bonnie
|
396.7014 | sled -> A. O. Schwartz | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 20 1988 02:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.7015 | A.O. Schwartz --> be with you | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Tue Dec 20 1988 03:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.7016 | be with you --> not with me | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Dec 20 1988 03:33 | 0 |
396.7017 | (k)not with me --> hangman | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Tue Dec 20 1988 04:45 | 0 |
396.7018 | hangman---> Gu__s__g C_m__t__n | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Tue Dec 20 1988 05:24 | 6 |
|
re - a few
I swallowed a watch ---> take epsom salts and pass the time away.
|
396.7019 | Gu__s__g C_m__t__n --> I want to buy a vowel | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Dec 20 1988 17:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.7020 | I want to buy a vowel -> Sorry, I can't accept an IOU | GAO::DKEATING | | Tue Dec 20 1988 17:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.7021 | Sorry, no IOUs ==> Why? | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Tue Dec 20 1988 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.7022 | Why --> Knott | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Tue Dec 20 1988 18:48 | 1 |
| Heinlein, anyone?
|
396.7023 | Why => But what about the Wherefore ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 20 1988 18:52 | 0 |
396.7024 | Wherefore? ==> Never mind | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Tue Dec 20 1988 18:59 | 6 |
| Never mind the why and wherefore.
Love can level ranks and therefore,
Though your Lordship's station mighty
and his fortune poor and plain.
G & S HMS Pinafore
|
396.7025 | wherefore -> nevermind -> nevermore | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Tue Dec 20 1988 19:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.7026 | existential quandry | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Dec 20 1988 19:03 | 3 |
| why -+--> Knott ---------------------+--> existential quandry
| |
+--> wherefore --> never mind -+
|
396.7027 | existential quandry -> to be, or not to be? | IOSG::LAWM | Don't utilise it - USE it! | Tue Dec 20 1988 19:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.7028 | to be, or not to be? ==> Do be do be do | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Tue Dec 20 1988 20:04 | 1 |
| Sinatra
|
396.7029 | do be do be do => la la la la la la la la la la! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 20 1988 20:11 | 1 |
| Imagine the song !
|
396.7030 | la la la la la ... -> Lakers in practice... | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 20 1988 20:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.7031 | holly on the basket | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Dec 20 1988 20:47 | 4 |
| [fa] la la la la la ... -> Lakers in practice... --> holly on the basket
In honor of the Christmas season, ya know?
|
396.7032 | holly on the basket -> ivy league ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 20 1988 21:21 | 0 |
396.7033 | ivy league -> hospital school | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 20 1988 21:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.7034 | hospital school -> Bleeding 101 | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Dec 20 1988 21:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.7035 | Bleeding 101 -> Bleeding-heart liberals ;) | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Tue Dec 20 1988 22:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.7036 | bleeding heart liberals => care bears | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Dec 20 1988 22:46 | 0 |
396.7037 | care bears --> heart-shaped noses | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Dec 20 1988 23:18 | 1 |
| Nobody ever said replies had to make sense!
|
396.7038 | heart-shaped noses -> cauliflower ears | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 21 1988 00:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.7039 | cauliflower ears -> broccoli brains | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Wed Dec 21 1988 00:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.7040 | cualiflower ears => potato faces | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 21 1988 00:25 | 0 |
396.7041 | broccoli brain -> potato faces -> Mr. Potato Head | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Wed Dec 21 1988 00:26 | 4 |
| Was I the only one who took my mr. potato head and stuck everything
in the wrong holes....eyes in the earholes....hands in the
eyeholes...nose in the mouth=hole....?
|
396.7042 | Cauliflower Ears --> 'Ere! Collied flowers! | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Dec 21 1988 00:35 | 18 |
|
Re M&M, B&O, etc:
-<M&M -- S&M>-
Re care bears:
-<Care bears --> Russian relief effort>-
Re heart-shaped noses:
-<heart-shaped noses --> heart-shaped meatloaf>-
Many years ago, there was an Alka-Seltzer commercial about a couple
of newlyweds. The husband would be in the bathroom groping for
Alka-Seltzer while his wife was going over recipes such as
Marshmallowed Meatballs, that she'd fed her husband or was about
to. Others were Heart-Shaped Meatloaf and Poached Oysters.
|
396.7043 | Mr Potato Head => It ain't "The Real Thing"! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 21 1988 00:38 | 4 |
| My Mr Potato Head was of the vintage when you didn't have holes
for the parts ... you made them 'cos you used a REAL POTATO which
is where it got it's NAME! The plastic thing used today is a fake
imitation of the real thing and not as much fun.
|
396.7044 | It ain't "The Real Thing"! --> Coca Cola | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Dec 21 1988 03:03 | 0 |
396.7045 | Coca Cola => Neither is Classic | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 21 1988 03:08 | 0 |
396.7046 | neither is classic -> leisure suits & Pet Rocks | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Dec 21 1988 05:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.7047 | leisure suits & Pet Rocks -> tacky trivia... | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 21 1988 06:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.7048 | tacky trivia ==> Triavial Pursuit (TMReg) | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Wed Dec 21 1988 07:41 | 2 |
| At the rate of the 1000 replies from .6000 to .7000,
we will hit .8000 on 28 Jan 1989.
|
396.7049 | Trivial Pursuit (TMReg)==this topic | GIDDAY::VISSER | Enjoy life-You're a long time dead | Wed Dec 21 1988 11:26 | 4 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.7050 | This topic ....... That bottom | SUBURB::WILSON | David | Wed Dec 21 1988 14:50 | 2 |
| dejw
|
396.7051 | that bottom -> this size | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Dec 21 1988 17:02 | 0 |
396.7052 | This size->that wall | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Wed Dec 21 1988 17:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.7053 | that wall --> padded cell | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 21 1988 17:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.7054 | that wall --> that's all | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Dec 21 1988 17:32 | 3 |
|
... as in what one is lined up against for the convenience of the
firing squad. Usually brick
|
396.7055 | catatonic withdrawal | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 21 1988 18:09 | 5 |
| + --> padded cell --+
| |
that wall --+ +---> catatonic withdrawal
| |
+ --> that's all --+
|
396.7056 | catatonic withdrawal --> lights on, nobody home | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Wed Dec 21 1988 18:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.7057 | Lights on, nobody home --> burglary | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Dec 21 1988 18:55 | 4 |
|
... then there was the guy who had a telephone answering machine
that said, "Hello, this is ______. We'll be on vacation for three
weeks. If you care to leave a message ...."
|
396.7058 | burglary -> C.O.D. | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 21 1988 19:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.7059 | C.O.D. --> H.A.L.I.B.U.T. | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 21 1988 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.7060 | C.O.D. -> scrod | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Wreck the Malls w/ Cows on Harleys | Wed Dec 21 1988 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.7061 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Dec 21 1988 19:37 | 5 |
| H.A.L.I.B.U.T----+
|
+--> got scrod just for the halibut
|
scrod------------+
|
396.7062 | scrod --> blueplate | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Dec 21 1988 19:42 | 15 |
|
... and there was the story of the Bostonian who took a trip to
Chicago. After he got off the plane and collected his luggage,
he caught a cab.
The cabbie, noting the unusual accent, ashed the Bostonian if there
were any special place he'd like to go.
The Bostonian, who had a terrible meal on the aircraft, said, "Why,
yes. Can you take me to any place where I can get scrod?"
The cabbie said, "Yeah. But this is the first time I've heard anybody
say it in the past pluperfect."
Well, he _was a cabbie, bot a grammarian....
|
396.7063 | blueplate --> boilerplate | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 21 1988 19:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.7064 | boilerplate -> Tanks (for the memories) | 57456::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 22 1988 17:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.7065 | tanks => artillery | 58378::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 22 1988 18:31 | 0 |
396.7066 | artillery = fire | USMFG::PJEFFRIES | the best is better | Thu Dec 22 1988 19:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.7067 | fire --> bird | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Thu Dec 22 1988 20:22 | 0 |
396.7068 | bird -> brain | 8596::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Dec 22 1988 20:27 | 2 |
| I predict that .8000 won't be reached until some time in February.
The holidays make it hard to add new notes...
|
396.7069 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 22 1988 20:28 | 4 |
| Bird --->jazz ---> playing ---> sport ---+
|
|
I got scrod for the halibut ---> fish ---+----> angling
|
396.7070 | brain + angling -> off on a tangent | 8596::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Dec 22 1988 20:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.7071 | off on a tangent => arc the 'erald angels sing! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 22 1988 20:32 | 0 |
396.7072 | arc ... sing --> chorus of chords | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Dec 22 1988 21:44 | 0 |
396.7073 | chorus of c(h)ords -> string quartet | 8596::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Dec 22 1988 23:32 | 1 |
| nyuck nyuck!
|
396.7074 | string quartet --> fiddlin' around | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Dec 23 1988 00:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.7075 | fiddlin' around -> sax and violins | 7375::BOBBITT | Wreck the Malls w/ Cows on Harleys | Fri Dec 23 1988 00:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.7076 | sax and violins -> sex and violence | 21805::FORBES | Bill Forbes - LDP SysEng | Fri Dec 23 1988 01:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.7077 | sex and violence => leave it to TV | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 23 1988 01:32 | 0 |
396.7078 | leave it to TV ---> will it to me! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Dec 23 1988 02:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.7079 | will it to me -> Merry Christmas | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Dec 23 1988 11:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.7080 | Merry Christmas->and a happy new year | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Christmas is for remembering Jesus | Fri Dec 23 1988 13:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.7081 | and a happy new year -> pilgrim | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Dec 23 1988 15:12 | 9 |
|
Yes it requires some explanation. This is the time I listen to "Seasons" of
a group called Magna Carta. They sing about the year as being a pilgrim; at the
end, there stands "the pilgrim of the year to be". When I listen to it, I can
see him standing there.
Moving.
|
396.7082 | pilgrim->'s progress | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Start 1989 with Jesus Christ | Fri Dec 23 1988 15:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.7083 | pilgrim's progress => Rakes progress | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 23 1988 18:54 | 0 |
396.7084 | Rakes progress --> Tom Jones | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Sat Dec 24 1988 04:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.7085 | Tom Jones --> sings Prince's "Kiss" | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Sat Dec 24 1988 06:11 | 6 |
|
The worst song of the year, but people seem to like it.
Go figure.
- Greg
|
396.7086 | sings Prince's "Kiss" --> frog | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Dec 24 1988 06:26 | 0 |
396.7087 | frog--->wet | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Sat Dec 24 1988 07:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.7088 | wet -> box | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sat Dec 24 1988 19:52 | 3 |
|
Another cycle.....
|
396.7089 | box --> la shower au folles | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Sat Dec 24 1988 22:50 | 12 |
| ^
+------------+
|
Kiss -------> frog -----> prince |
| | | |
| | | |
v v v |
Wet --------> box -----> shower |
| | | |
| | +-----------+ |
v v +---+
French -----> cage -----> au folles ----+
|
396.7090 | la shower au folles---> a shower of stars... | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Sun Dec 25 1988 02:27 | 7 |
| Having logged on to enter a newspaper article in another
conference...
may I wish all the Joyoflexers and the WAFers in general
a very happy holiday.
Bonnie
|
396.7091 | a shower of stars... --> meteor shower | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Dec 25 1988 21:23 | 0 |
396.7092 | meteor shower --> hot & cold running stars | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Sun Dec 25 1988 21:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.7093 | hot & cold running stars -> Hollywood rush-hour | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Dec 26 1988 01:47 | 7 |
|
RE .7090 (Bonnie)
... and may all days next year be as holi for you as this one.
Arie
|
396.7094 | Hollywood rush hour --> traffic jam of Cadillac limos | BLURB::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Dec 27 1988 17:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.7095 | Hollywood rush-hour --> laid-back traffic | FLASH9::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Dec 27 1988 17:39 | 7 |
|
Q: Do you know how laid back Californians are?
A: No, how laid back _are_ they?
Q: Californians are _so_ laid back that their smoke detectors have
snooze alarms.
|
396.7096 | built-in bedrooms | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Dec 27 1988 18:00 | 7 |
|
/ \
|
|
traffic jam of Cadillac limos - -+
|
laid-back traffic - - - - - - - -+
|
396.7097 | built-in bedrooms --> portable bathrooms | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Dec 27 1988 18:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.7098 | portable bathrooms -> outhouses with handles | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 27 1988 19:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.7099 | outhouses with handles --> personalized outhouses | FLASH9::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Dec 27 1988 19:19 | 6 |
|
For those unfamiliar with it, a "handle" is CB slang for "name."
re "portable bathrooms":
-<portable bathrooms --> thunder mugs>-
|
396.7100 | personalized outhouses -> justanotherYuppiefad | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Dec 27 1988 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.7101 | justanotherYuppiefad -> nospaces | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Tue Dec 27 1988 19:33 | 3 |
|
|
396.7102 | nospaces --> no respect | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Dec 27 1988 19:45 | 0 |
396.7103 | no respect --> no suspect | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Dec 27 1988 20:04 | 2 |
|
The perfect crime...
|
396.7104 | no suspect -> no friends | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Tue Dec 27 1988 20:44 | 10 |
|
"...my friends, and you *are* my friends.....
and don't tell me your *aren't* my friends, because
nobody tells me who my friends are...."
- Red Skelton, in his role of speechifying politician whose
name I can't recall.
Stan B.
|
396.7105 | no friends -> no fiends | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Dec 27 1988 21:28 | 4 |
|
fiend == .not. "r" friend
trans.: a fiend is not our friend
|
396.7106 | no fiends --> r | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Dec 27 1988 21:57 | 1 |
| "friend" - "fiend" = r"
|
396.7107 | r --> u | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Dec 27 1988 22:03 | 0 |
396.7108 | u -> ewe | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 27 1988 22:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.7109 | ewe --> me | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Dec 27 1988 23:18 | 1 |
| I know, it's obvious, but . . .
|
396.7110 | me --> Tarzan | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Dec 27 1988 23:26 | 8 |
|
Re "No fiends":
-<no fiends --> r --> wanted here>-
re "ewe":
-<ewe --> betcha!>-
|
396.7111 | Tarzan -> Swingin' in the Rain | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Dec 28 1988 00:14 | 3 |
|
all those old movies are beginning to look alike...
|
396.7112 | swingin' in the rain --> splash! | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Dec 28 1988 01:41 | 2 |
|
... as are some of the newer movies...
|
396.7113 | splash! -> Diving for Dollars? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 28 1988 16:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.7114 | Diving for Dollars? --> Doesn't make cents. | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Wed Dec 28 1988 18:20 | 0 |
396.7115 | Doesn't make cents -> subsidized laid-back skunk | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Dec 28 1988 18:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.7116 | subsidized laid-back skunk => Freddie the Un-loader | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 28 1988 18:51 | 0 |
396.7117 | Freddy the Un-loader --> Freddy Kruger | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Dec 28 1988 19:33 | 2 |
|
... Just saw _Nightmare on Elm Street IV_... :-)
|
396.7118 | Freddy Kruger -> Fred Flintstone | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Dec 28 1988 21:39 | 1 |
| Willlllma!
|
396.7119 | Fred Flintstone -> crude rock star | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Wed Dec 28 1988 21:51 | 3 |
|
who also wore a tie.
|
396.7120 | crude rock star => the sun | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 28 1988 22:27 | 0 |
396.7121 | the sun --> Supernova! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Dec 28 1988 23:00 | 0 |
396.7122 | Supernova! --> The secret identity of Clark Star | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 29 1988 00:05 | 9 |
|
re "crude rock star":
-<crude rock star --> neolithic Christmas Tree cap>-
Yes, I knowe that Jesus was well after the neoltilic period; however,
if it comer to that, the Christmas tree was derived from a
pre-Christian, pagan ... oh, forget it
|
396.7123 | secret identity -> 007 | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Dec 29 1988 00:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.7124 | 007 => swans a swimming | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 29 1988 01:33 | 0 |
396.7125 | swans a swimming --> sans a swimsuit | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 29 1988 01:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.7126 | sans a swimsuit --> The Naked Truth | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Thu Dec 29 1988 01:46 | 2 |
|
BRRRRRRRR!
|
396.7127 | The Naked Truth -> Cloaked in falsehoods | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 29 1988 01:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.7128 | Cloaked in falsehoods --> birds of a feather | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Thu Dec 29 1988 02:04 | 0 |
396.7129 | birds of a feather --> flock together | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Dec 29 1988 03:03 | 0 |
396.7130 | flock together-> chickens w chickens, ducks w ducks.. | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Thu Dec 29 1988 06:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.7131 | chickens w chickens, ducks w ducks -> noisy | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Thu Dec 29 1988 06:31 | 3 |
| chickens with chickens, ducks with ducks,
tweets with twerps and twits and clucks....
|
396.7132 | noisy -> noisette | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Dec 29 1988 14:56 | 2 |
|
French for "a little noisy".....
|
396.7133 | noisette => nuttier than a fruitcake | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 29 1988 19:08 | 0 |
396.7134 | noisette -> brawlette | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Dec 29 1988 19:17 | 3 |
|
after the noisette grows up a little.
|
396.7135 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 29 1988 19:36 | 4 |
| nuttier than a fruitcake ---+
|
|
brawlette ------------------+--->minor asylum riot
|
396.7136 | minor asylum riot --> swing your picks and axes | DOODAH::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Dec 29 1988 20:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.7137 | minor asylum riot -> adolescent rebellion | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Dec 29 1988 20:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.7138 | join us we're revolting | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 29 1988 20:28 | 3 |
| swing your picks and axes --^
^
adolescent rebellion -------^
|
396.7139 | join us, we're revolting -> and so is this topic | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns, & money | Thu Dec 29 1988 20:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.7140 | and so is this topic => why contribute then ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 29 1988 20:36 | 0 |
396.7141 | Why contribute then? -> Jerry says so! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 29 1988 21:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.7142 | Jerry says so! --> Tom and Jerry | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Dec 29 1988 21:28 | 0 |
396.7143 | Tom and Jerry -> eggnog | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Dec 29 1988 21:50 | 1 |
| What's a "nog"? And why would you add it to eggs?!
|
396.7144 | eggnog -> sweet surrender | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Thu Dec 29 1988 22:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.7145 | sweet surrender -> chocolate covered cherries | MELEE::BIELSKI | Gotta code in m' node | Thu Dec 29 1988 22:33 | 3 |
|
I love 'em, but I hate 'em.
|
396.7146 | chocolate covered cherries => ecstacy | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 29 1988 22:49 | 1 |
| re Jerry says so! -> Simon says do this! Do that!
|
396.7147 | ecstacy -> often confused with asthma :-) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 29 1988 23:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.7148 | often confused with asthma --> apoplexy | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Dec 29 1988 23:34 | 12 |
|
re "nog":
Probably derived from "noggin," meaninmg a small mug or cup (as
opposed to the pate). Probably to differentiate an egg drink in
a cup from that which holds an egg to be eaten softboiled (an "egg
cup), an egg-based drink was first called an "egg noggin"; this
shortened to "egg non"; then concatenated. Thus, one doesn't add
nog to an egg, one adds egg to a nog.
Not to be confused with "egg cream," which contains neither egg
nor cream.
|
396.7149 | apoplexy -> Pope Alexei | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Dec 30 1988 00:19 | 3 |
| Steve, are you sure that nogs don't come from an eggplant?
But then where do eggheads come from?
|
396.7150 | Pope Alexei => Komarad !!! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 30 1988 01:23 | 3 |
| > Steve, are you sure that nogs don't come from an eggplant?
This would then be an auberginenog ... ?
|
396.7151 | Komarad !!! => Tovararish !!! | BLAS03::FORBES | Bill Forbes - LDP SysEng | Fri Dec 30 1988 02:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.7152 | Tovararish -> or to paint, that is the question. | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Dec 30 1988 17:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.7153 | or to paint, ... -> let the grain show | OFFPLS::PIDUSER | | Fri Dec 30 1988 17:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.7154 | let the grain show -> warp and weft | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Fri Dec 30 1988 17:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.7155 | warp and weft -> Weaveworld | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Fri Dec 30 1988 18:00 | 3 |
|
___
Good book. (A THE)
|
396.7156 | Weaveworld --> you wascally wabbit | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Fri Dec 30 1988 18:05 | 0 |
396.7157 | you wascally wabbit --> ward wabbit to wreak | OSL07::HENRIKW | Dyslexia lures OK | Fri Dec 30 1988 18:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.7158 | ward wabbit to wreak => stand still so I can bwast you! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 30 1988 19:04 | 0 |
396.7159 | stand still.... -> looney toons | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Fri Dec 30 1988 19:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.7160 | daffy | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 30 1988 20:08 | 1 |
| looney tunes -> tooney lunes -> singing ducks ^
|
396.7161 | daffy --> taffy | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Fri Dec 30 1988 20:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.7162 | taffy -> rustler | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Fri Dec 30 1988 20:31 | 5 |
|
taffy was a welsh man,
taffy was a thief,
taffy came to my house,
and stole a leg of beef!
|
396.7163 | rustler --> slitherer | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Dec 30 1988 20:33 | 2 |
|
like a snake in dry grass...
|
396.7164 | slitherer -> Jabberwock | KERNEL::TBOOKER | Science fiction, double feature | Fri Dec 30 1988 20:39 | 2 |
|
Twas brillig and the slithey nemotodes did gyre and gimble.
|
396.7165 | Jabberwock -> shhh, don't wock the boat | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Fri Dec 30 1988 21:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.7166 | don't wock the boat -> don't wok the dog | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Dec 30 1988 22:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.7167 | Don't wok the dog --> wok and roll | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Dec 30 1988 22:58 | 11 |
|
... products of Sino-American quisine.
Re "Jabberwocky":
The first verse goes:
Twas brilig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimbel in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
|
396.7168 | wok and roll => wok around the clock | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Dec 30 1988 23:08 | 0 |
396.7169 | wok around the clock -> trying to save face | OFFPLS::PIDUSER | | Fri Dec 30 1988 23:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.7170 | trying to save face -> face lift | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Fri Dec 30 1988 23:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.7171 | face lift --> uppercut | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Dec 31 1988 00:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.7172 | uppercut -> pie | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Sat Dec 31 1988 01:13 | 4 |
|
...let's share the piece of pie equally -
I'll take to the top half.
|
396.7173 | pie => I'll have a corner peice | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Dec 31 1988 01:35 | 0 |
396.7174 | I'll have a corner peice --> breaking ground | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Dec 31 1988 04:25 | 0 |
396.7175 | breaking ground -> removing a mud pack | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Dec 31 1988 20:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.7176 | removing a mud pack --> Happy New Year! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Jan 01 1989 15:00 | 0 |
396.7177 | Happy New Year! -> You have won! | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sun Jan 01 1989 19:34 | 7 |
|
"Beware the jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the jubjub bird, and shun
the frumious bandersnatch!"
|
396.7178 | You have won! -> the rat race? | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Sun Jan 01 1989 22:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.7179 | the rat race => the caucus race | BLAS03::FORBES | Bill Forbes - LDP SysEng | Mon Jan 02 1989 01:22 | 4 |
| He took his vorple sword in hand.
Long time the manxom foe he sought,
So rested he by the JubJub tree
And stood a while in thought.
|
396.7180 | the caucus race -> bushido | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Jan 02 1989 16:47 | 6 |
|
..and while in uffish thought he stood,
the Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
and burbled when it came!
|
396.7181 | bushido --> tuna | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Jan 02 1989 19:29 | 6 |
|
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
|
396.7182 | tuna -> beautifulla | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Jan 02 1989 21:43 | 7 |
|
And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day! Calloo callay!
He chortled in his joy
|
396.7183 | beautifulla --> lively brush | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Jan 03 1989 16:51 | 17 |
|
For those unfamiliar with it, there is a onmce-famous company, Fuller
Brush, that had door-to-door salesmen hawking its wares.
Re "breaking ground":
-<breaking ground --> windbreaker>-
There! That gept it "G"
re "the rat race":
-<the rat race --> Mickey Mouse>-
Re "bushido":
-<bushido --> Belushi don't>-
|
396.7184 | lively brush -> the krynoid | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Tue Jan 03 1989 17:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.7185 | the krynoid => Real androids don't cry! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Jan 03 1989 18:29 | 0 |
396.7186 | Real androids don't cry --> they dream of electric sheep | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Tue Jan 03 1989 18:57 | 5 |
|
The movie _Blade Runner_, which is about androids, is based on a
novel by Philip K. Dick, _Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?_
>M
|
396.7187 | they dream of electric sheep -> Marvin | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Tue Jan 03 1989 19:24 | 15 |
|
Marvin's lullaby:
"Now the world has gone to bed,
darkness won't engulf my head:
I can see through infrared...
How I hate the night"
"Now I lay me down to sleep,
Try to count electric sheep
Sweet dream wishes you may keep,
How I hate the night."
|
396.7188 | MARVIN-}GARDENS | USMFG::PJEFFRIES | the best is better | Tue Jan 03 1989 19:37 | 2 |
|
|
396.7189 | Marvin -> Gardens -> where did that $200 go? | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Tue Jan 03 1989 20:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.7190 | where did that $200 go? --> home | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jan 03 1989 20:38 | 2 |
|
Kinda reminds one of E.T. ...
|
396.7191 | home -> domicile -> dome's aisle -> supermarket | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jan 03 1989 21:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.7192 | supermarket -> so-so shop | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Jan 03 1989 21:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.7193 | so-so shop > chinese laundry | KAOO01::LAPLANTE | THE INTERLOPER | Tue Jan 03 1989 21:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.7194 | chinese laundry --> greek tailor | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Tue Jan 03 1989 22:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.7195 | Greek tailor --> Trojan horse | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Jan 03 1989 22:05 | 0 |
396.7196 | trojan horse => bevare of the viper | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Jan 03 1989 22:10 | 1 |
| the vindshield viper
|
396.7197 | bevare of the viper --> beaver of the woods | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jan 03 1989 22:20 | 6 |
|
Re "so-so shop":
-<so-so shop --> seamstress>-
I would've used "tailor," but I was effectively outflanked.
|
396.7198 | beaver of the woods -> beware of the dogs | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Tue Jan 03 1989 22:29 | 4 |
| I remember bevare the viper!
boy, what awful shaggy dog stories we told as kids...
|
396.7199 | beware of the dogs --> Woof! Woof! | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Jan 03 1989 22:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.7200 | Woof! Woof! --> Warp! Warp! | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jan 03 1989 22:48 | 2 |
|
... as I weave my tale ...
|
396.7201 | Warp! Warp! -> Warp Factor 2 | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Jan 03 1989 23:07 | 2 |
| (use Scottish accent) "But Cap'n, the dilythium crystals canna
take no more of the stress!"
|
396.7202 | Warp factor 2 => a very open weave | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Jan 04 1989 00:23 | 0 |
396.7203 | a very open weave -> blanketed by the sky | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Wed Jan 04 1989 01:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.7204 | blanketed by the sky --> skyclad | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jan 04 1989 01:37 | 2 |
|
"skyclad" is a term that means "nude."
|
396.7205 | skyclad => tickle, tickle, tickle | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Jan 04 1989 02:13 | 3 |
| I am told that in German skyscraper, when translated back means
cloud tickler
|
396.7206 | skyclad ---> roofless | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Jan 04 1989 02:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.7207 | The Money Pit | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Jan 04 1989 02:15 | 2 |
| roofless -------------^
tickle,tickle,tickle -^
|
396.7208 | The Money Pit --> Las Vegas | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Wed Jan 04 1989 03:17 | 0 |
396.7209 | Las Vegas -> lost wages | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Jan 04 1989 03:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.7210 | lost wages => never hit 17 | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Jan 04 1989 03:37 | 0 |
396.7211 | never hit 17 --> it hits back | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Jan 04 1989 04:40 | 0 |
396.7212 | it hits back --> Blackjack | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Wed Jan 04 1989 06:20 | 0 |
396.7213 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Wed Jan 04 1989 06:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.7214 | 21 ---> the age of Reason | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Jan 04 1989 11:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.7215 | the age of Reason -> why so? who says? why not? why? | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Wed Jan 04 1989 15:52 | 8 |
|
For every evil under the sun
There is a cure, or there is none.
If there be one, try and find it.
If there be none, never mind it.
A. Non
|
396.7216 | why so? who says? why not? why? -=> why what ? | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Wed Jan 04 1989 16:49 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.7217 | why what?-> why not what ? | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Start 1989 with Jesus Christ | Wed Jan 04 1989 17:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.7218 | why not what? --> Who's on first. | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Jan 04 1989 17:41 | 2 |
|
Famous Abbott & Costello routine. What's on second. ...
|
396.7219 | Who's on first -> opening act | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Wed Jan 04 1989 18:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.7220 | opening act ---> dog and pony show! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Wed Jan 04 1989 18:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.7221 | dog and pony show --> carnival | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Jan 04 1989 18:30 | 3 |
|
Actually, "Carnival" meant "farewell to meat," signifying the day
before Lent. Better than "fat Tuesday," anyway.
|
396.7222 | carnival -=> fair fair's fare | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Wed Jan 04 1989 20:06 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.7223 | fair fair's fare --> cotton candy | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Wed Jan 04 1989 20:11 | 0 |
396.7224 | cotton candy -> sweet nothings | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Wed Jan 04 1989 20:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.7225 | cotton candy --> livlier booze | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Wed Jan 04 1989 20:16 | 6 |
|
From the Dorothy Parker couplet:
Candy is dandy,
But liquor is quicker
|
396.7226 | livlier booze --> methanol | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Jan 04 1989 21:14 | 1 |
| i.e., deadlier "booze"
|
396.7227 | methanol->coloured hiccup | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Start 1989 with Jesus Christ | Wed Jan 04 1989 21:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.7228 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jan 04 1989 22:15 | 9 |
| sweet nothings ------------------------------------------+
|
|
|
|
colored hiccup --> pink elephants ---> hallucinations ---+
|
|
romantic fantasies <--------+
|
396.7229 | romantic fantasies -> I (heart) DEC | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Jan 04 1989 22:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.7230 | I (heart) DEC -> <-------<<<< | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Thu Jan 05 1989 00:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.7231 | <-------<<<< --> cupid missed! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Thu Jan 05 1989 00:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.7232 | Cupid missed --> Mammon hit! | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jan 05 1989 01:03 | 5 |
|
Re .-2:
Waitamminit! I suggested returning to one-word responses, not
_no_-word responses!!!
|
396.7233 | Mammon hit! --> Hammon eggs! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Jan 05 1989 04:02 | 0 |
396.7234 | hammon eggs -->Icarus' wings polisher | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Jan 05 1989 06:53 | 6 |
|
Hammon eggs --> Airman X --->The Unknown Aviator --->Icararus' wings
polisher
or ?
The unknown aviator ---> strange pilot --> Pontius Pilate
|
396.7235 | Icarus' wings polisher -> Hephaestos' forge | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Jan 05 1989 11:49 | 16 |
|
^
|
-------------------------------------
Since everybody comes up with the most impossible derivations of his |
association, here is mine: |
|
Icarus' wings polisher -> Batavus' bike polisher -> Tour de France - |
| |
------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| |
-> suspicious winner -> devil's advocate -> hell's burning -> |
| |
------------------------------------------------------------- |
| |
-> stir up the fire --------------------------------------------------
|
396.7236 | Hephaestos' forge -=> Asbestos frog | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Thu Jan 05 1989 13:27 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.7237 | Asbestos frog->Heat resistant prince | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Start 1989 with Jesus Christ | Thu Jan 05 1989 14:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.7238 | heat resistant prince -> Prince | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Jan 05 1989 15:05 | 2 |
|
|
396.7239 | Heat resistant prince -> Cinderella | OSL07::HENRIKW | Dyslexia lures OK | Thu Jan 05 1989 15:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.7240 | Oh yes he is !! | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Start 1989 with Jesus Christ | Thu Jan 05 1989 16:48 | 6 |
| ^
|
Cinderella -------------|
|
|
Prince ------------------|
|
396.7241 | Oh yes he is!! -> Rolling Stones | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Jan 05 1989 16:52 | 3 |
|
Just one line, repeated and repeated in my head, sung by the Rolling Stones.
Who can tell me what the title of that song was?
|
396.7242 | Rolling Stones --> mossless | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jan 05 1989 17:31 | 11 |
|
Re "Hephaestos' forge":
-<Hephaestos' forge ---> brazen checks>-
Re "Cinderella" and "Prince":
Cinderella -----------+
|
|
Prince ---------------+------> Disney
|
396.7243 | oh yes he is + mossless -> creature from the black lagoon | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Thu Jan 05 1989 18:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.7244 | creature from the black lagoon -> oily morning swimmer | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Thu Jan 05 1989 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.7245 | oily morning swimmer --> 'eel | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Thu Jan 05 1989 18:34 | 0 |
396.7246 | 'eel ,--> de France | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jan 05 1989 18:54 | 12 |
|
Re "eel":
"What do you have in that large creel?" asked the small boy to the
fisherman.
"A great eel," was the reply.
re "oily morning swimmer":
-<oily morning swimmer --> oily worm>-
As in "The oily worm gets the bird."
|
396.7247 | de France -=> de Gall | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Thu Jan 05 1989 19:32 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.7248 | de Gall --> bladder | IOSG::LAWM | Don't utilise it - USE it! | Thu Jan 05 1989 20:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.7249 | bladder --> wrack | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Thu Jan 05 1989 20:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.7250 | wrack -> and roll | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 05 1989 21:56 | 6 |
| ? oily ? = airport in Paris
re .7241 I am entering the note but the memory is to blame if
wrong. Isn't that a refrain in "A dedicated follower
of fashion" ( Kinks or Stones?)
jc
|
396.7251 | and roll --> and butter | RUTLND::SATOW | | Thu Jan 05 1989 22:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.7252 | and butter --> and bread | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Jan 05 1989 22:20 | 2 |
|
which should bring us back to ...
|
396.7253 | and bread --> a jug of wine...and | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Thu Jan 05 1989 22:26 | 1 |
| doe, doe, doe, doe, doe a deer...
|
396.7254 | a jug of wine...and --> moi | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Jan 05 1989 22:27 | 0 |
396.7255 | moi -> toi | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Jan 05 1989 22:54 | 8 |
|
RE .seven thousand two hundred and fifty
*That* was the Kinks, and *I* found out during the day what song it was:
"Time is on my side"
A lot has changed since that song....;-)
Arie
|
396.7256 | toi -> y'all | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Jan 05 1989 23:14 | 1 |
| But, but ... "Time is on my side" is by the Stones not the Kinks.
|
396.7257 | y'all --> ahoy! | INK::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Jan 05 1989 23:28 | 9 |
|
A Yawl is a kind of sailboat.
Re "toi"
-<toi --> soldier>-
as those miniature ones that are made out of clothespins and
occasionally are used as Christmas Tree ornaments.
|
396.7258 | ahoy ---> hello Sailor! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Jan 06 1989 00:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.7259 | [a] hello sailor --> casual observer | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Fri Jan 06 1989 02:15 | 0 |
396.7260 | casual observer --> stakeout | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Fri Jan 06 1989 02:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.7261 | stakeout => who mentioned food? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Jan 06 1989 03:19 | 0 |
396.7262 | who mentioned food? --> COOKIE! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Jan 06 1989 03:46 | 0 |
396.7263 | COOKIE! --> Mrs Bridges | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Fri Jan 06 1989 12:12 | 0 |
396.7264 | Mrs Bridges->Book of home management | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Start 1989 with Jesus Christ | Fri Jan 06 1989 13:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.7265 | Book of home mgmt -> How I Didn't Make a Million in Real Estate | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Fri Jan 06 1989 17:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.7266 | How ... Real Estate -> Surreal Income | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Jan 06 1989 17:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.7267 | Surreal Income --> Wheelbarrow | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Fri Jan 06 1989 18:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.7268 | Wheelbarrow -> Joseph Cornell | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jan 06 1989 18:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.7269 | Joseph Cornell => Jo U ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Jan 06 1989 18:40 | 0 |
396.7270 | Jo U --> there? | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jan 06 1989 18:51 | 13 |
|
Re "Mrs. Bridges":
-<Mrs Bridges --> London Bridges>-
leading to the inevitible "falling down"
Re "Joseph Cornell":
-<Joseph Cornell --> Kara Kal-El>-
For the uninitiated, Kara Kal-El was the Kryptonian name of Supergirl.
|
396.7271 | there? -> Oakland | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Jan 06 1989 20:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.7272 | Oakland --> Tree Mile Island | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Fri Jan 06 1989 20:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.7273 | Three Mile Island --> China Syndrome | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Fri Jan 06 1989 21:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.7274 | China Syndrome -> Fattening holiday dishes | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jan 06 1989 21:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.7275 | Fattening holiday dishes --> edible crockery? | IOSG::LAWM | Don't utilise it - USE it! | Fri Jan 06 1989 21:43 | 0 |
396.7276 | edible crockery? --> crock | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Jan 06 1989 22:27 | 0 |
396.7277 | crock --> 'gator | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Jan 06 1989 22:44 | 9 |
|
Re "China Syndrome":
-<China Syndrome --> Asian Flu>-
Re "Edible Crockery?":
-<Edible Crockery? --> pieplate>-
-<Edible Crockery --> cookie dish>-
|
396.7278 | 'gator ---> later | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Fri Jan 06 1989 23:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.7279 | later -> much | LEZAH::BOBBITT | vis tecum sit | Sat Jan 07 1989 00:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.7280 | Much --> Huskies | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Jan 07 1989 01:17 | 4 |
|
As in _The Challenge of the Yukon_ (aka _Sgt. Preston of the Northwest
Mounted Police_) where Preston would call out, "Ok King! Much, you
huskies," to his sled dogs.
|
396.7281 | huskies -> wimpies | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Jan 07 1989 01:22 | 1 |
| From the TV commercial for garbage bags...
|
396.7282 | wimpies -> applepies | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Sat Jan 07 1989 01:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.7283 | applepies => and hot custard | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Jan 07 1989 01:57 | 0 |
396.7284 | and hot custard --> custard's last stand | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Sat Jan 07 1989 02:01 | 2 |
|
... quick, before it melts!
|
396.7285 | custard's last stand -> another failed franchise | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Sat Jan 07 1989 02:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.7286 | another failed franchise -> Kentucky fried gerbil | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Jan 07 1989 02:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.7287 | Kentucky Fried Gerbil->Finger-eatin' good! | NEXUS::D_WHITE | Uncle Dave | Sat Jan 07 1989 04:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.7288 | Finger-eatin' good --> look, ma, no hands! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Sat Jan 07 1989 08:38 | 20 |
| in re 'much you huskies'
that reminds me of an old joke..
back when Edmund Muskie was governor of Maine, he arranged to
have a photographer take a picture of his entire family.
However they all kept talking and not paying attention to the
camera...finally in despiration the photographer cried out..
HUSH! YOU MUSKIES!
|
396.7289 | look, ma, no hands! --> leper | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Jan 07 1989 22:14 | 0 |
396.7290 | leper -> repel | LEZAH::BOBBITT | vis tecum sit | Mon Jan 09 1989 00:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.7291 | repel <- Likes | CHEFS::LAWSONM | Start 1989 with Jesus Christ | Mon Jan 09 1989 12:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.7292 | likes --> presentments | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Jan 09 1989 17:29 | 25 |
|
RE "leper":
-<leper --> leperchaun>-
This reminds me of an Irish joke.
Mrs Doyle was talking to Mrs O'Toole. "Did'je hear about the Clancy
boy?" Says she
"You mean the one with the limp?" says Mrs O'Toole.
"The same"
"And how is he?"
Mrs Doyle said somberly, "He's dead, you know."
"No!" says Mrs. O'Toole, says she. "Well, rest his soul. And what
did the poor lad die of?"
"It was the gangrene," says Mrs. Doyle.
"The gangrene, you say? More's the pity. But thank the Lord for
the color of it, anyway."
|
396.7293 | presentments -=> of Christmentsies | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Mon Jan 09 1989 18:07 | 4 |
|
Only three hundred and something days to go !
John J
|
396.7294 | Christmentsies -> Chrismints | LEZAH::BOBBITT | vis tecum sit | Mon Jan 09 1989 18:14 | 2 |
| those little poinsettia-and-holly shaped sugar cream mint candies you don't
see any other time of the year...
|
396.7295 | Crismints -=> holy or holey ? | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Mon Jan 09 1989 18:20 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.7296 | holy or holey --> whole or hole? | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Jan 09 1989 18:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.7297 | whole or hole --> holograph | OSL07::HENRIKW | Dyslexia lures OK | Mon Jan 09 1989 18:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.7298 | holograph => watch this space | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Jan 09 1989 19:07 | 0 |
396.7299 | watch this space -> astronomy | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Mon Jan 09 1989 19:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.7300 | astronomy --> epheremis | ERASER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Jan 09 1989 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.7301 | epheremis -=> aramis | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Mon Jan 09 1989 20:50 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.7302 | aramis -> skin scent | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jan 09 1989 21:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.7303 | skin scent -=> heaven sent | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Mon Jan 09 1989 21:57 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.7304 | heaven sent -> Pennies from Heaven | CAM::MAZUR | | Mon Jan 09 1989 22:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.7305 | Pennies from Heaven -=> knew there was something about her | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Mon Jan 09 1989 22:04 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.7306 | something about her -> halo | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Jan 09 1989 22:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.7307 | halo -> traveling in higher circles | LEZAH::BOBBITT | vis tecum sit | Mon Jan 09 1989 22:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.7308 | travelling in higher circles => pies in the sky | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Jan 09 1989 22:51 | 0 |
396.7309 | pies in the sky --> slapstick | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Jan 09 1989 23:15 | 24 |
|
Re "traveling in higher circles":
-<traveling in higher circles --> Purgatorio>-
-<traveling in higher circles --> outer orbits>-
Re "halo":
-<halo --> are you there?>-
-< halo --> shampoo>-
re "skin scent":
-<skin scent --> deodorant>-
-<skin scent -->bloodhound>-
-<skin scent -->pheromones>-
-<skin scent --> tanning fluid>-
-<skin scent --> scratch'n'sniff>-
|
396.7310 | slapstick -> slap shot | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Jan 10 1989 00:16 | 0 |
396.7311 | slap shot => and a goal!! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Once is NEVER enough!! | Tue Jan 10 1989 01:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.7312 | and a goal!! => for some it's gaol ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Jan 10 1989 01:21 | 0 |
396.7313 | for some it's gaol! -> imprisoned by their own lex | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jan 10 1989 01:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.7314 | imprisoned by their own lex > ironic spars do not a prison make | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Tue Jan 10 1989 01:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.7315 | ironic spars -> ferris wheels | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Jan 10 1989 03:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.7316 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Tue Jan 10 1989 07:48 | 4 |
| -< ferris wheels -> Ferris Bueller's Day Off >-
Funny I saw that last night on Show[me a good]time...
|
396.7317 | Ferris Bueller's Day Off => movie mania | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Tue Jan 10 1989 11:09 | 3 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.7318 | movie mania --> the sequel | OSL07::HENRIKW | Dyslexia lures OK | Tue Jan 10 1989 11:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.7319 | the sequel --> WAF II | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Tue Jan 10 1989 12:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.7320 | WAF II --> waft, too | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Jan 10 1989 17:22 | 15 |
|
Re "the sequel":
-<the sequel --> Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade>-
_Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom_ was a "prequel" to _Raiders
of the Lost Ark_; this onme follows it.
-<the sequel --> Friday the 13th, Part _n_>-
-<the sequel --> the squeal>-
-<Ferris Bueller's Day Off -->Projext X>-
Both starred Mathhew Broderick.
|
396.7321 | waft, too => blow ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Jan 10 1989 18:00 | 0 |
396.7322 | blow! --> Last stage of labor | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Jan 10 1989 18:05 | 2 |
| From Lamaze class.
|
396.7323 | Last stage of labor -> Final Curtain Call | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Tue Jan 10 1989 18:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.7324 | Final Curtain Call -> Jane ! That's it, no dinner for you | CAM::MAZUR | | Tue Jan 10 1989 18:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.7325 | Jane! ...no dinner for you -> Me Tarzan, me hungry | OSL07::HENRIKW | Dyslexia lures OK | Tue Jan 10 1989 18:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.7326 | Jane! That's it, no dinner for you -> Come, Cheetah ... | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Jan 10 1989 18:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.7327 | Come, Cheetah ... -> monkey w/an 'eatable' complex | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jan 10 1989 19:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.7328 | * -> grape ape | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Jan 10 1989 20:03 | 5 |
| "Me Tarzan, me hungry" + "monkey w/an 'eatable' complex"
"food" + "simian"
"grape" + "ape"
[ok, ok. so a simian is not really in the same tree (;-) as an ape]
|
396.7329 | grape ape --> wine rhino | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Tue Jan 10 1989 20:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.7330 | wine rhino -> digital turkey | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Tue Jan 10 1989 20:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.7331 | digital turkey => 2 toed sloth | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Jan 10 1989 20:51 | 0 |
396.7332 | 2 toed sloth --> ai | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Jan 10 1989 21:24 | 0 |
396.7333 | ai --> artificial intelligence | IOSG::LAWM | Don't utilise it - USE it! | Tue Jan 10 1989 21:35 | 11 |
|
But an ai has three toes (on at least one of its feet...)!
re: -.a few
-< wine rhino --> rhine wino >-
Mat.
*:o)
|
396.7334 | artificial intelligence -=> Roberts | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Tue Jan 10 1989 21:47 | 4 |
|
Apologies to all Bobs
John J
|
396.7335 | Roberts --> Rules of Order | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Jan 10 1989 21:49 | 0 |
396.7336 | Rules of Order => Order in the Court!! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Smile if you fondle floppies!! | Tue Jan 10 1989 22:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.7337 | Order in the Court!! -> The Pizza man delivers! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jan 10 1989 22:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.7338 | Order in the Court!! -> Man from U.N.C.L.E. | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Jan 10 1989 22:23 | 4 |
|
Order in the Court? - Courts are Chaos...
C.H.A.O.S...
|
396.7339 | Man From U.N.C.L.E --> Open Channel B | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jan 10 1989 22:52 | 2 |
|
For the nostalgiaphiles...
|
396.7340 | Man from U.N.C.L.E -> Solo | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Jan 10 1989 22:53 | 3 |
| "artificial intelligence -> Roberts"
Huh? I don't get it!
|
396.7341 | {All the hanging ones on spies} => Get Smart | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Jan 10 1989 23:06 | 0 |
396.7342 | Get Smart => Maxwell Smart & Agent 99 | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Smile if you fondle floppies!! | Tue Jan 10 1989 23:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.7343 | Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 --> spouses | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jan 10 1989 23:46 | 2 |
|
Well, they finally got married on the show.
|
396.7344 | spouses -> spice | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Wed Jan 11 1989 00:14 | 4 |
|
have never had more than one simultaneously,
but my blood pressure is still ok. hmmm.
|
396.7345 | spice -> space | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Wed Jan 11 1989 00:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.7346 | space --> frontier | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jan 11 1989 00:28 | 2 |
|
As in "Space, the final...
|
396.7347 | frontier => to brazenly split infinitives | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Jan 11 1989 01:29 | 0 |
396.7348 | to brazenly split infinitives => bad grammar | SNOC01::NICHOLLS | I knew Michael before he was famous | Wed Jan 11 1989 04:32 | 4 |
| Could people please not put lots of formfeeds in this reply. It
generates hepas of paper for those of us who access through batch.
Rhanks
|
396.7349 | bad grammar --> well grammar! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Jan 11 1989 04:33 | 0 |
396.7350 | well grammar --> H E L P ! ! ! | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | | Wed Jan 11 1989 08:36 | 0 |
396.7351 | H E L P ! ! ! => mind overboard! | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Wed Jan 11 1989 09:43 | 3 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.7352 | mind overboard! -> mind overbored | OSL07::HENRIKW | Dyslexia lures OK | Wed Jan 11 1989 11:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.7353 | mind overbored --> ouija | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Wed Jan 11 1989 12:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.7354 | ouija -=> Spiritual Scrabble | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Wed Jan 11 1989 12:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.7355 | Spiritual Scrabble -> ..S...H...O...T...G... | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Jan 11 1989 12:42 | 0 |
396.7356 | ...S...H...O...T..G ..==--> shotgun | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jan 11 1989 17:05 | 10 |
|
Re "oiuja":
Point of trivia -- while that word looks vaguely Oriental, it is
actually an amalgam of the French and German words for "yes"; oiu
and ja respectively.
Re "Spiritual Scrabble":
-<Spiritual Scrabble --> Church Bingo>-
|
396.7357 | shotgun --> BANG! | OSL07::HENRIKW | Dyslexia lures OK | Wed Jan 11 1989 17:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.7358 | bang ==> half a fringe | SUBURB::WILSON | David | Wed Jan 11 1989 17:24 | 2 |
|
|
396.7359 | half a fringe -> a used surrey? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jan 11 1989 17:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.7360 | a used surry? --> usury | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jan 11 1989 17:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.7361 | a used surrey => hackneyed musical | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Jan 11 1989 17:54 | 0 |
396.7362 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Jan 11 1989 18:00 | 6 |
| usury-------------------+
|
+----- lack of interest
|
hackneyed musical-------+
|
396.7363 | lack of interest -> banker not in his prime | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Wed Jan 11 1989 18:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.7364 | banker not in his prime -> chas(t)e | CAM::MAZUR | | Wed Jan 11 1989 18:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.7365 | chas(t)e -> vital virgins | OSL07::HENRIKW | Dyslexia lures OK | Wed Jan 11 1989 18:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.7366 | vital virgins => essentially islands | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Jan 11 1989 19:10 | 0 |
396.7367 | essentially islands --> women | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jan 11 1989 20:16 | 7 |
|
well, it says, "No man is an island..." therefore, _somebody's_
got to do the job. :-)
Re "Vital virgins":
-<vital virgins --> vestal virgins>-
|
396.7368 | women => amen | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Jan 11 1989 20:36 | 1 |
| re flash1's vestal virgins => vestigal virgins
|
396.7369 | women -> uncommon | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Wed Jan 11 1989 20:37 | 1 |
| uncommon women - title of a play (or was it uncommon women and others)
|
396.7370 | uncommon -=> home , I've done my time | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Wed Jan 11 1989 21:00 | 5 |
|
All together now ....
John J
|
396.7371 | home, I've done my time -> Jailhouse Rock | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Wed Jan 11 1989 21:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.7372 | Halleluiah Chorus | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Wed Jan 11 1989 22:05 | 7 |
|
^
|
|
amen - - - - - - - - - - - +
|
home, I've done my time -> Jailhouse Rock -+
|
396.7373 | Jailhouse Rock --> Alcatraz | IOSG::LAWM | Moderation with moderation. | Wed Jan 11 1989 22:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.7374 | Jailhouse Rock --> Penal Earthquake | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Wed Jan 11 1989 22:10 | 0 |
396.7375 | <Penal Earthquake --> Statute Reforms>- | AKOV13::MCGARGHAN | Gentle Reader | Wed Jan 11 1989 22:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.7376 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jan 11 1989 22:29 | 6 |
| Hallelujah Chorus -----------+
|
|
|
Statute reform --------------+------->tax repeal
|
396.7377 | tax repeal -> sex appeal | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Jan 11 1989 22:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.7378 | sex appeal -> did the earth move? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jan 11 1989 23:42 | 1 |
| sex appeal + penal earthquake ->
|
396.7379 | did the earth move? --> fireworks! | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Thu Jan 12 1989 00:01 | 0 |
396.7380 | fireworks --> lava plays --> snow sleeps | AKOV13::MCGARGHAN | Gentle Reader | Thu Jan 12 1989 02:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.7381 | fireworks! => Yes, it does ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Jan 12 1989 02:00 | 0 |
396.7382 | Yes, it does ! -> No, it doesn't! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Jan 12 1989 03:07 | 0 |
396.7383 | No, it doesn't! -> Wanna bet?! | OSL07::HENRIKW | Dyslexia lures OK | Thu Jan 12 1989 11:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.7384 | Wanna bet?! => Two-a bets! | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Thu Jan 12 1989 12:24 | 2 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.7385 | two-a bets! -=> do not a friary make | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Thu Jan 12 1989 15:30 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.7386 | do not a friary make --> Pittenweem | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Thu Jan 12 1989 16:45 | 2 |
|
Location of the best fish and chip shop in the world.
|
396.7387 | Pittenweem -> two of college football's greats | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 12 1989 17:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.7388 | two of college football's greats -> hands and feet | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Thu Jan 12 1989 17:52 | 2 |
|
|
396.7389 | hands and feet -=> and eye of bat | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Thu Jan 12 1989 18:00 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.7390 | eye of bat --> Ted Williams | FLASH9::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jan 12 1989 18:41 | 4 |
|
The Great Ted Williams, recently elected to Baseball's Hall Of Fame,
could keep his eye _focussed_ on the ball from the time it was
released by the pitched until it reached the vicinity of the plate.
|
396.7391 | Ted Williams => out of sight! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Jan 12 1989 18:43 | 0 |
396.7392 | out of sight => ausgezeichnet | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Thu Jan 12 1989 18:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.7393 | ausgezeichnet --> gesuntheit! | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Jan 12 1989 19:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.7394 | gesundheit! -> nazdrowie | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Jan 12 1989 19:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.7395 | nazdrowie -> nazgul | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Thu Jan 12 1989 19:38 | 6 |
| This is slightly naughty, but
A friend of mine sneezed, and I said "Gesundheit!". Another friend
piped up, "Virgin?"
we all groaned....
|
396.7396 | nazgul -=> nine | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Thu Jan 12 1989 19:50 | 13 |
|
V A L U E In a world of changing values ,
i r i n n isn't it nice to know .
r e f o v
g e p e
i s e l
n n o
s e p
d e
s
John J
|
396.7397 | nine -> da, tak, yah, si, oui, uh-huh, fer-sure | CAM::MAZUR | | Thu Jan 12 1989 20:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.7398 | da,tak, yah, si, oui, uh-huh, fer-sure -> the ayes have it | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Thu Jan 12 1989 20:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.7399 | The ayes have it => Those oppose? | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Smile if you fondle floppies!! | Thu Jan 12 1989 20:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.7400 | Those oppose? -=> Who knows! | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Thu Jan 12 1989 20:31 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.7401 | Who know! --> The Shadow knows | RUTLND::SATOW | | Thu Jan 12 1989 21:11 | 0 |
396.7402 | The Shadow knows => Only the nose knows what the nose knows | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Jan 12 1989 21:28 | 0 |
396.7403 | ..what the nose knows---> but ears hear everything | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Thu Jan 12 1989 21:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.7404 | but ears hear everything --> corn ears | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Thu Jan 12 1989 22:34 | 17 |
|
Re "The ayes have it':
-<the ayes have it --> drink to me only with thine ayes>-
Re "The Shadow knows":
-<The Shadow knows --> what evil lurks in the heart of men>-
The full quote is, "Who knows what evil lurks within the hearts
of men? The Shadow knows ..." <done in The Shadow's voice, and
followed by quasi-maniacal laughter>. The associated quote, also
done in The Shadow's voice, and followed by the selfsame laughter,
is, "The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Crime does not pay.
The Shadow knows ...."
|
396.7405 | corn ears --> cow eyes | AKOV13::MCGARGHAN | Gentle Reader | Thu Jan 12 1989 22:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.7406 | cow eyes -> "who, me?" | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Thu Jan 12 1989 22:59 | 4 |
| whenever someone I know puts on that innocent hurt-puppy
wide-eyed-innocent look (you know the one), I say they're giving
me the "cow eyes" (or "veal eyes")....
|
396.7407 | who, me --> worry? | FLASH9::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jan 12 1989 23:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.7408 | worry? -> I read MAD | CAM::MAZUR | | Thu Jan 12 1989 23:20 | 2 |
| What me worry, I read MAD.
|
396.7409 | I read MAD --> seeing red | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Thu Jan 12 1989 23:24 | 0 |
396.7410 | seeing red --> Toro! | FLASH9::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jan 12 1989 23:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.7411 | Toro! -> Tora! Tora! Tora! | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Fri Jan 13 1989 00:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.7412 | Tora! Tora! Tora! => Look out Hawaii ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Jan 13 1989 02:24 | 0 |
396.7413 | Look out Hawaii ! --> shark! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Jan 13 1989 04:16 | 0 |
396.7414 | shark! => get your loans here! | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Fri Jan 13 1989 05:37 | 2 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.7415 | get your loans here! -=> the lone ranger's in town | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Fri Jan 13 1989 13:29 | 2 |
| John J
|
396.7416 | and bagon -> bagon the bagone | OSL07::HENRIKW | Dyslexia lures OK | Fri Jan 13 1989 15:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.7417 | bagon the bagone --> Julio Doubleglazias | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Fri Jan 13 1989 16:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.7418 | | FLASH9::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Jan 13 1989 17:15 | 13 |
| Julio Doubleglazias --> latino name ---> Latin America ---+
|
|
+---- The Cisco Kid <--- Heroic Mexican name <-- Mexico ---+
|
|
+---> Legend of the Old West -------------+
|
|
The Lone Ranger's in town ----------------+------> Adventure
I just _had_ to get rid of thast dangling Ranger.
|
396.7419 | shattering experiences | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Jan 13 1989 17:44 | 3 |
| Julio Doubleglazias --^
^
Adventure ------------^
|
396.7420 | shattering experiences --> defenestration | AITG::TRUMPLER | Headed for Saliva Creek | Fri Jan 13 1989 18:49 | 0 |
396.7421 | defenestration --> window tax | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Fri Jan 13 1989 19:08 | 1 |
| A sad business. Many older houses still bear the scars.
|
396.7422 | window tax -> liquid assets | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Fri Jan 13 1989 19:32 | 4 |
| well, glass IS a liquid (look at very old windows, the bottoms are
thicker than the tops due to "flow" from gravity...). Physics is
SO cool.
|
396.7423 | liquid assets -> flow through my fingers | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Fri Jan 13 1989 19:44 | 3 |
|
due to gravity, no doubt.
|
396.7424 | flows through my fingers -> plastic | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Jan 13 1989 19:58 | 9 |
|
At least that's what I use most....
RE a few back: I thought his name was Julio Oneglesias.... :-)
^^^
Arie
|
396.7425 | plastic --> money | FLASH9::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Jan 13 1989 20:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.7426 | money -> bye-bye | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Jan 13 1989 20:53 | 4 |
| when will I ever have money at the end of the month
instead
of month at the end of the money?
|
396.7427 | bye-bye -=> TTFN | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Fri Jan 13 1989 21:22 | 4 |
|
What happened at .7415-6 ? Where's the connection ?
John J
|
396.7428 | ttfn => That's The Fun of Noting | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Jan 13 1989 21:25 | 0 |
396.7429 | That's The Fun of Noting --> hundreds | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Jan 13 1989 21:55 | 0 |
396.7430 | HUNdreds -> Attilla hearing a short joke | CAM::MAZUR | | Fri Jan 13 1989 21:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.7431 | Attila hearing a short joke -> Hun Pun | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Fri Jan 13 1989 22:17 | 2 |
|
|
396.7432 | Hun Pun -> barbaric hysteric | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Fri Jan 13 1989 22:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.7433 | barbaric hysteric -> barbaric doll | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Jan 14 1989 00:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.7434 | barbaric doll -> mobs moll | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Jan 14 1989 00:52 | 7 |
|
Whew! I thought that I was the only one wondering about that
.7615 -.7416 reply... Must be a localized, short-lived phenomenon.
jc
|
396.7435 | mobs moll --> bullet babe | AKOV13::MCGARGHAN | Gentle Reader | Sat Jan 14 1989 01:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.7436 | bullet babe ---> terrible tot | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Sat Jan 14 1989 01:54 | 3 |
|
maybe .7415 came from a much earlier note?
|
396.7437 | terrible tot --> trrible tote | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Jan 14 1989 02:42 | 0 |
396.7438 | trrible tote -> The Trouble with Tribbles | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Jan 14 1989 04:32 | 1 |
| For the Star Trek fans out there.
|
396.7439 | The Trouble with Tribbles --> Flat Cats | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sat Jan 14 1989 07:45 | 7 |
|
the original story that the trouble with Tribbles came from
was one about a creature called a 'flat cat' from a novel
written by Robert Heinlein
|
396.7440 | Flat Cats ==> Apartment pussies | SUBURB::WILSON | David | Mon Jan 16 1989 15:41 | 2 |
|
|
396.7441 | apartment pussies -> wives | OSL07::HENRIKW | Dyslexia lures OK | Mon Jan 16 1989 15:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.7442 | | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Jan 16 1989 16:16 | 7 |
| wives -> fragile -> breakable -> breakfast -> eccs -> and bagon
Now *here*'s a challenge! I "closed" an open end the other way!
.7416 had "and bagon" as a root, and nobody else came up with that one before!
Is topic 396 closed now? ;-)
Arie
|
396.7443 | and bagon----> and on and on and on and on and... | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Jan 16 1989 17:54 | 1 |
| in re 396 being closed...Of course not!
|
396.7444 | and on and on and on and on and -> Dynasty | OSL07::HENRIKW | Dyslexia lures OK | Mon Jan 16 1989 18:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.7445 | Dynasty --> Live Nasty | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Jan 16 1989 18:56 | 0 |
396.7446 | Live nasty -> live in a sty | OSL07::HENRIKW | Dyslexia lures OK | Mon Jan 16 1989 18:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.7447 | live in a sty --> eyelump | FLASH9::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Jan 16 1989 20:08 | 8 |
|
Re "dynasty":
-<dynasty --> Ming --> the Merciless ---> Mongo ---> Congo --+
|
-<King Kong <-- gorilla <-- Africa <--+
|
396.7448 | eyelump --> I, Claudius | IOSG::LAWM | Moderation with moderation. | Mon Jan 16 1989 21:32 | 9 |
|
re the mysterious .7415-6 jump et al. (who is this bloke Al?)
Is anyone going to volunteer to tie up *all* of the loose threads
in this note? (Don't ask me...)
Mat.
*:o)
|
396.7449 | I, Claudius -> Not another PBS special!!! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jan 16 1989 21:51 | 6 |
| re: -1. Al is the guy that works down in shipping. :-)
re: .7415-6 jump.. perhaps we needn't tie all the loose ends.
We _could_ let the notes file be an analog for life. :-) ,:-)
|
396.7450 | Not another PBS Special ---> The Cosby Show | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Mon Jan 16 1989 22:45 | 6 |
|
Well, it _isn't_.
Re "and on and on and on and on ...":
-<and on and on and on and on and ... --> transcendental number>-
|
396.7451 | The Cosby Show ---> Not Bing | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Jan 16 1989 23:02 | 9 |
|
In re loose ends, I really wonder if there are a lot of true loose
ends in this string of notes. People have been pretty good about
catching and tying up orphaned replies.
Bonnie
|
396.7452 | Not Bing --> Shirley Temple (Black) | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Mon Jan 16 1989 23:35 | 1 |
| Bing -> Cherry -> Drink
|
396.7453 | Shirley Temple --> Good Ship Lollipop | FLASH9::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jan 17 1989 00:17 | 4 |
|
Re "not Bing":
-<Not Bing --> Bong>-
|
396.7454 | Good Ship Lollipop-->You'll awake with a tummy ache | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Jan 17 1989 00:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.7455 | You'll awake with ... --> atomic ache | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Jan 17 1989 06:07 | 0 |
396.7456 | atomic ache -> a big bang-over | OSL07::HENRIKW | Dyslexia lures OK | Tue Jan 17 1989 11:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.7457 | a big bang-over => la grande bouffe | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Tue Jan 17 1989 17:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.7458 | la grande bouffe -> Alice's Restaurant | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jan 17 1989 17:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.7459 | A lice's restaurant -=> The Barber's | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Tue Jan 17 1989 18:13 | 4 |
|
.7441 A braver man than I !
John J
|
396.7460 | The Barber's ---> shop quartet | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Jan 17 1989 18:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.7461 | shop quartet -> a charging horde | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Tue Jan 17 1989 18:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.7462 | a charging horde -> Valley girls... | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jan 17 1989 19:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.7463 | Valley girls... -> Valley of the Dolls | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Tue Jan 17 1989 19:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.7464 | Valley of the Dolls -> Silicone Valley | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Jan 17 1989 21:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.7465 | Silicone Valley -=> chipped landscape | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Tue Jan 17 1989 21:46 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.7466 | chipped landscape --> can't resistor | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Wed Jan 18 1989 00:01 | 4 |
|
Silicone Valley ---> chipped landscape ---\
| >---> can't resistor
+----------> Girls, totally! -----/
|
396.7467 | can't resistor -> Then take 'er ohm with ya ! | CAM::MAZUR | | Wed Jan 18 1989 00:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.7468 | Then...with ya ! -> human factors/plug compatibility test | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Wed Jan 18 1989 00:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.7469 | | FLASH9::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jan 18 1989 01:55 | 5 |
| -<Human factors/plug compatibility test -->rationalization>-
Shux; I thought we'd have more electrical/electronic jokes.
Things with ammeter, reluctance, impedance, and ground come to mind...
|
396.7470 | rationalization -> share a lization | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Jan 18 1989 02:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.7471 | share a lization --> share a libation | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Jan 18 1989 02:21 | 0 |
396.7472 | share a lization -> two straws in a libation | RAVEN1::MKENNEDY | Eschew sesquipedalianism! | Wed Jan 18 1989 02:24 | 0 |
396.7473 | two straws in a libation --> at the soda fountain | HSSWS1::GREG | Malice Aforethought | Wed Jan 18 1989 03:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.7474 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Jan 18 1989 04:24 | 2 |
| -< at the soda fountain -> he the water fountain >-
|
396.7475 | the water fountain --> little boys, hoses, squirt guns | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Jan 18 1989 08:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.7476 | little boys... --> big boys, unversity, water fights | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Wed Jan 18 1989 12:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.7477 | big boys, unversity, water fights -> back to the lab | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Wed Jan 18 1989 17:26 | 5 |
|
Re .7469 -
An opportunity to get back to ammeters, reluctance, impedance,
and ground...
|
396.7478 | back to the lab=> ammeters in education | RAVEN1::MKENNEDY | Eschew sesquipedalianism! | Wed Jan 18 1989 17:44 | 0 |
396.7479 | ammeters in education --> reluctance to learn | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jan 18 1989 17:48 | 2 |
|
ah. That's more like it. :-)
|
396.7480 | reluctance to learn -> untransformed potential | CAM::MAZUR | | Wed Jan 18 1989 18:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.7481 | untransformed potential--> run into the ground | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Jan 18 1989 19:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.7482 | run into the ground -> impedance of progress | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Wed Jan 18 1989 19:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.7483 | impedance to progress --> capacitance to improve | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Jan 18 1989 19:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.7484 | capacitance to improve --> superconductivity | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Wed Jan 18 1989 20:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.7485 | superconductivity -> COOLomb | CAM::MAZUR | | Wed Jan 18 1989 20:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.7486 | COOLomb --> nobody's ohm | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jan 18 1989 20:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.7487 | nobody's ohm ==> mho 's the better | RAVEN1::MKENNEDY | Eschew sesquipedalianism! | Wed Jan 18 1989 21:16 | 0 |
396.7488 | mho's the better -> parallel, non-series comments | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jan 18 1989 21:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.7489 | parallel, non-series comments -> wire rap | CAM::MAZUR | | Wed Jan 18 1989 22:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.7490 | Wire rap --> Teenage phone call | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Jan 18 1989 22:13 | 2 |
|
|
396.7491 | teenage phone call --> saturated bandwidth | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jan 18 1989 22:29 | 3 |
|
Tsk! You broke the electro-related lonk. Hope this reconnects
it...
|
396.7492 | saturated bandwidth -->wet, heavy musicians (:-) ) | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Jan 18 1989 22:56 | 8 |
|
Now Steve, do we have to keep this up indefinitely, ad infinitium,
always and for ever and a day?
Bonnie
|
396.7493 | wet, heavy musicians -> Blown amp | CAM::MAZUR | | Wed Jan 18 1989 23:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.7494 | blown amp -> three-ring circuits | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Wed Jan 18 1989 23:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.7495 | three ring circuits -> charged for inductance | 18557::MAZUR | | Wed Jan 18 1989 23:48 | 1 |
|
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396.7496 | charged for inductance --> coily | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jan 19 1989 00:05 | 2 |
|
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk ....
|
396.7497 | coily -> twisted W(ir=e) | CAM::MAZUR | | Thu Jan 19 1989 00:20 | 1 |
| Hey Larry, Mho !!!
|
396.7498 | twisted W(ir=e) -> con fused! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 19 1989 00:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.7499 | con fused --> short stuff | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jan 19 1989 02:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.7500 | short stuff -> short Sir Kutt | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Jan 19 1989 02:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.7501 | shocking! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Jan 19 1989 03:32 | 0 |
396.7502 | shocking---> wired to broadcast! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Jan 19 1989 06:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.7503 | wired to broadcast! --> plugged in | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Thu Jan 19 1989 12:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.7504 | plugged in -> recoiling | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Jan 19 1989 16:17 | 2 |
|
|
396.7505 | recoiling --> resoldering | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jan 19 1989 17:10 | 4 |
|
or,
-<recoiling --> fluxed up>-
|
396.7506 | resoldering ==> reinlising | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Thu Jan 19 1989 17:31 | 0 |
396.7507 | reinlising -> resi-lining -> resonant frequency | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Thu Jan 19 1989 18:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.7508 | resonant frequeny -> white noise | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Thu Jan 19 1989 18:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.7509 | white noise -> relay chatter | CAM::MAZUR | | Thu Jan 19 1989 18:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.7510 | relay chatter --> Telephone | POOL::TRUMPLER | Mark, ZKO3-4/S23 | Thu Jan 19 1989 18:15 | 0 |
396.7511 | Telephone => Operator - "What number please" | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Smile if you fondle floppies!! | Thu Jan 19 1989 20:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.7512 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Thu Jan 19 1989 22:26 | 2 |
| -< Operator - "What number please" -> 867-5309 >-
|
396.7513 | 867-5309 -> for a good time call... | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Thu Jan 19 1989 22:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.7514 | for a good time call > you call that a good time? | RUTLND::SATOW | | Thu Jan 19 1989 22:36 | 1 |
|
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396.7515 | you call that a good time? -> Socrates would! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 19 1989 23:00 | 7 |
|
Steve, really liked that "fluxed up"..
Oh, oh. redundancy alert! Just overheard in the area....
"positive goals"
jc
|
396.7516 | Socrates would -> woodchuck would | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Jan 20 1989 00:11 | 2 |
| How many syllogisms would a Socrates log
if a Socrates could log wood?
|
396.7517 | Socrates would -> Balsa | CAM::MAZUR | | Fri Jan 20 1989 00:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.7518 | light work if you can get it | MELEE::BIELSKI | how far is Nirvana? | Fri Jan 20 1989 02:09 | 6 |
|
^
woodchuck would - - - + |
| - - -
Balsa - - - - - - - - +
|
396.7519 | light work... => coiled coil filament | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Jan 20 1989 02:22 | 0 |
396.7520 | coiled coil filament--> cold curl tendrals | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Jan 20 1989 04:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.7521 | cold curl tendrals -> a fine chilled vine | MELEE::BIELSKI | a kinder, gentler deficit | Fri Jan 20 1989 17:05 | 1 |
|
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396.7522 | A fine chilled vine --> Tarzan's yell | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | | Fri Jan 20 1989 18:31 | 5 |
| < Note 396.7521 by MELEE::BIELSKI "a kinder, gentler deficit" >
-< cold curl tendrals -> a fine chilled vine >-
|
396.7523 | Tarzan's yell -> treetop tenor | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Fri Jan 20 1989 18:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.7524 | treetop tenor -> bungle in the jungle | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Fri Jan 20 1989 18:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.7525 | bungle in the jungle -> stepping on your lions | MELEE::BIELSKI | a kinder, gentler deficit | Fri Jan 20 1989 20:05 | 1 |
|
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396.7526 | Stepping on your lions => Dangerous hobby! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Smile if you fondle floppies!! | Fri Jan 20 1989 20:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.7527 | Dangerous hobby! --> Russian roulette | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Jan 20 1989 21:28 | 0 |
396.7528 | Russian roulette -> CCCP chips | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jan 20 1989 21:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.7529 | cccp chips => stammering snack maker | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Jan 20 1989 22:03 | 0 |
396.7530 | stammering snack maker --> Knotts w/ Griffin on Ritz | AKOV13::MCGARGHAN | Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose | Fri Jan 20 1989 22:15 | 1 |
|
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396.7531 | K w/G on Ritz -> Hollywood crackers? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jan 20 1989 22:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.7532 | hollywood crackers -> stuntmen | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Jan 20 1989 23:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.7533 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Jan 21 1989 00:30 | 2 |
| stunt men => stunted growth => growth hormone
|
396.7534 | growth hormone -> bonds and CDs are safer | MELEE::BIELSKI | a kinder, gentler deficit | Sat Jan 21 1989 02:11 | 5 |
|
...though with the (much) earlier liquid assets still slipping
through my fingers, it's difficult to invest in anything.
Stan B.
|
396.7535 | bonds and CDs are safer --->beware bulls | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Jan 23 1989 06:02 | 6 |
|
I'm back from Holidays... did ya miss me?
derek
|
396.7536 | be kind to them | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Jan 23 1989 11:30 | 11 |
| ^
|
----------
|
> beware bulls ------------------------------------
|
> I'm back from Holidays... did ya miss me? -------
> derek
Yes :-)
Arie
|
396.7537 | be kind to them => especially in a china shop | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Jan 23 1989 18:19 | 0 |
396.7538 | in a china shop -> you find fine china | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Jan 23 1989 18:40 | 5 |
|
in re Derek, welcome back, :-)
|
396.7539 | you find fine china --> Ming | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Jan 23 1989 18:56 | 10 |
|
Dynasty, that is.
re "light work if you can get it":
-<light work if you can get it --> optical engineer>-
re "Hollywood crackers":
-<Hollywood crackers --> Animal Crackers --> Marx Brothers>-
|
396.7540 | Ming -=> Great Train Robbery | IOSG::ROBERTS | Not worrying, being happy.... | Mon Jan 23 1989 19:39 | 5 |
|
|------------> film starring Phil Collins
ming -> Flash Gordon -> Buster Crabbe |
| |
|-> Great Train Robbery<---- about <-
|
396.7541 | Great Train Robbery -> One Track Mind | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jan 23 1989 21:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.7542 | One Track Mind -> faster than a sleeping bullet | MELEE::BIELSKI | a kinder, gentler deficit | Mon Jan 23 1989 22:22 | 3 |
|
what did you expect on a Monday?
|
396.7543 | sleeping bullet --> russian roulette (click...) | POOL::TRUMPLER | Mark, ZKO3-4/S23 | Mon Jan 23 1989 22:24 | 0 |
396.7544 | Russian roulette -> Mississippi Poker | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Jan 23 1989 22:48 | 0 |
396.7545 | mississippi poker => steamboat round the bend | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Jan 23 1989 22:53 | 0 |
396.7546 | steamboat - California raisins | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jan 23 1989 23:23 | 4 |
|
steamboat ... -> up around the bend -> Creedence Clearwater ->
Heard it through the grapevine( withthanks to Marvin Gaye ) ->
|
396.7547 | California raisins --> Sun Maid | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Jan 23 1989 23:50 | 1 |
|
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396.7548 | Sun Maid ---> Moon Woman | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Jan 24 1989 00:13 | 1 |
|
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396.7549 | Moon Woman -> Lunatic Fringe | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Tue Jan 24 1989 00:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.7550 | Lunatic Fringe --> crazy lace | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jan 24 1989 00:37 | 7 |
|
Re "Moon Woman":
During World War II, a newspaper comic strip of _Captain Midnight_
had a character called the Moon Woman. She was a decent person
unless the Moon was full -- or nearly so -- when she'd have a
personality shift and side with the Axis agents.
|
396.7551 | crazy lace -> disorder on the border | MELEE::BIELSKI | which way is Upp? | Tue Jan 24 1989 00:39 | 1 |
|
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396.7552 | disorder on the border -> 2 tacos to go | CAM::MAZUR | | Tue Jan 24 1989 01:05 | 1 |
|
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396.7553 | 2 tacos to go => to the North Pole =====> | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Jan 24 1989 03:04 | 0 |
396.7554 | to the North Pole -> Look Ma, top 'o the world! | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Jan 24 1989 04:04 | 8 |
|
That line is by Jimmy Cagney in "White Heat".
This reply is being entered via the DECwindows
interface to NOTES. It's pretty snazzy. But the
note number only has 3 digits to the right of the
decimal point. Methinks that the developers don't
read JoyOfLex...
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396.7555 | Look Ma, Top o' the World --->widow's peak | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Tue Jan 24 1989 12:13 | 1 |
|
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396.7556 | widow's peak ---> girl talk | OSLLEG::HENRIKW | Dyslexia lures OK | Tue Jan 24 1989 12:47 | 1 |
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396.7557 | girl talk --> boy listen | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jan 24 1989 17:16 | 4 |
|
or,
-<girl talk --> ve haff our vays to make you talk, you know...>-
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396.7558 | boy listen -> someday become Tarzan II | MELEE::BIELSKI | which way is Upp? | Tue Jan 24 1989 17:48 | 1 |
|
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396.7559 | boy listen => have I got news for you | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Jan 24 1989 17:55 | 0 |
396.7560 | | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jan 24 1989 18:27 | 7 |
| Someday become Tarzan II ---> Tyler, too --> Tippecanoe --+
|
|
Have I got news for you --> late night final ---> scoop --+
|
|
historic news <------------------------+
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396.7561 | historic news --> DINOSAURS EXTINCT! | OSLLEG::HENRIKW | Massage in a bottle | Tue Jan 24 1989 18:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.7562 | DINOSAURS EXTINCT! --> rhinoceros | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Tue Jan 24 1989 20:14 | 0 |
396.7563 | rhinoceros -> hippo potta must | MELEE::BIELSKI | which way is Upp? | Tue Jan 24 1989 20:36 | 5 |
|
re: -.2 historic news ->
DINOSAURS EXTINCT! ->
but can they read?
|
396.7564 | hippo potta must -> fish gotta swim | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Jan 24 1989 21:22 | 0 |
396.7565 | fish gotta swim -> buoys will be buoys | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jan 24 1989 21:57 | 1 |
|
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396.7566 | buoys will be buoys --> say the gulls | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jan 24 1989 22:06 | 7 |
|
Re "DINOSAURS EXTINCT":
-<DINOSAURS EXTINCT -- New dino-deodorizer>-
Actually, since "dinosaurs extinct" was in response to "historic
news," there should have been a bridge, "prehistoric news."
|
396.7567 | say the gulls -> at the doo drop in/on | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jan 24 1989 22:49 | 5 |
| re: -.1
Isn't "prehistoric news" an oxymoron? :-)
? pre-history ?
jc
|
396.7568 | Doo Drop Inn -> Tip Top Tap | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Jan 24 1989 23:15 | 1 |
| That's a ritzy bar's name in Chicago.
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396.7569 | Tip Top Tap --> Goliath's demise | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jan 25 1989 00:18 | 1 |
|
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396.7570 | Goliath's demise -> giant surprise! | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Wed Jan 25 1989 00:25 | 1 |
|
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396.7571 | giant surprise -> jack-in-the-box | MELEE::BIELSKI | which way is Upp? | Wed Jan 25 1989 00:44 | 3 |
|
and be sure to spend it wisely.
|
396.7573 | .7411 -> 3.14159 | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Jan 25 1989 02:22 | 3 |
| I am baffled by that last association.
Is .7441 a reference to "apartment pussies" for "jack in the box"?
|
396.7574 | 3.14159 --> 3.14 in the sky | OSL07::HENRIKW | Massage in a bottle | Wed Jan 25 1989 11:27 | 1 |
|
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396.7575 | 3.14 in the sky --> Pumpkin 3.14 | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Wed Jan 25 1989 12:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.7576 | Pumpkin 3.14 -=> late as usual | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Wed Jan 25 1989 13:36 | 2 |
|
John J
|
396.7577 | late as usual -=> habitually dead | IOSG::ROBERTS | Absolutely! .... and why not? | Wed Jan 25 1989 17:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.7578 | habitually dead -=> Dracula | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Wed Jan 25 1989 17:33 | 2 |
|
John J
|
396.7579 | Dracula -> ghouls just wanna have fun | MELEE::BIELSKI | which way is Upp? | Wed Jan 25 1989 17:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.7580 | ghouls just wanna have fun --> Bloody Mary | OSL07::HENRIKW | Massage in a bottle | Wed Jan 25 1989 18:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.7581 | Bloody Mary -> vindshield vipers | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jan 25 1989 18:44 | 2 |
|
and the things that suck the water off the windscreen are called...
|
396.7582 | vindshield vipers -> glass asps | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Wed Jan 25 1989 19:12 | 2 |
|
|
396.7583 | glass asps -> fangs a lot | MELEE::BIELSKI | which way is Upp? | Wed Jan 25 1989 21:12 | 2 |
|
...clearly, I needed that.
|
396.7584 | fangs a lot --> animal dentistry | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Thu Jan 26 1989 00:03 | 0 |
396.7585 | animal dentistry -> moler molars ? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 26 1989 00:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.7586 | animal dentistry -> canine tooth | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Jan 26 1989 00:44 | 2 |
| Q: what did Cleopatra get when she leaned into the basket of asps?
A: "Fangs for the mammaries"... ;-)
|
396.7587 | moler molars + canine tooth --> bits and bites | OSL07::HENRIKW | Massage in a bottle | Thu Jan 26 1989 11:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.7588 | bits and bites -> big-mouthed computer | FEY::BIELSKI | which way is Upp? | Thu Jan 26 1989 17:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.7589 | big-mouthed computer -> DVN broadcast of Morton Downey | CAM::MAZUR | | Thu Jan 26 1989 18:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.7590 | DVN broadcast of Morton Downey -> The mouth that roared | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 26 1989 18:46 | 1 |
|
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396.7591 | The mouth that roared --> MGM | IOSG::LAWM | Moderation with moderation. | Thu Jan 26 1989 18:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.7592 | MGM --> ars longa, vita brevis | AKOV13::MCGARGHAN | hear the dragons singing, each to each | Thu Jan 26 1989 19:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.7593 | vita brevis -> and leave a good looking corpse | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Jan 26 1989 21:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.7594 | and leave a good looking corpse => beauty in the eye of the beholder | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Jan 26 1989 23:10 | 0 |
396.7595 | beauty in the eye of the beho ---> moth? | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Jan 27 1989 01:08 | 1 |
|
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396.7596 | moth? -> no thanks, I just ate | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Jan 27 1989 01:32 | 1 |
|
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396.7597 | no thanks, I just ate => my dinner | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Fri Jan 27 1989 11:50 | 3 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.7598 | my dinner -> the Lost Supper | OSLLEG::HENRIKW | Massage in a bottle | Fri Jan 27 1989 15:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.7599 | The Lost Supper -> Lost in America | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jan 27 1989 18:05 | 3 |
|
The big .8000 is soon to visit us... ( Does notes know about 10000?)
|
396.7600 | Lost in America -> follow the yellow brick road | MELEE::BIELSKI | which way is Upp? | Fri Jan 27 1989 18:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.7601 | follow the yellow brick road -> walk Chinese Wall | OSLLEG::HENRIKW | Massage in a bottle | Fri Jan 27 1989 18:53 | 1 |
|
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396.7602 | walk Chinese Wall -> On a clear day you can see forever. | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Fri Jan 27 1989 20:50 | 2 |
|
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396.7603 | [..] -> at night you can see farther | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Jan 27 1989 21:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.7604 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Jan 27 1989 21:27 | 3 |
| at night you can see farther --> Wait till your farther gets home!
|
396.7605 | ...farther gets home => he's probably closer than you think | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Jan 27 1989 21:30 | 0 |
396.7606 | The Far Side | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Jan 27 1989 21:56 | 5 |
| he's probably closer than you think
-->
objects in mirror are closer than they appear
|
396.7607 | The Far Side -> the farce eyed | MELEE::BIELSKI | which way is Upp? | Fri Jan 27 1989 22:18 | 3 |
|
but only attempted in the imagination.
|
396.7608 | the farce eyed => join the air farce | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Jan 27 1989 23:20 | 0 |
396.7609 | join the air farce --> No, join the Marines! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Jan 28 1989 02:04 | 0 |
396.7610 | join the Marines! -> marine glue | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Jan 28 1989 04:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.7611 | marine glue --> naval jelly | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | | Sat Jan 28 1989 23:24 | 0 |
396.7612 | naval jelly --> gooey belly button | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Jan 29 1989 03:26 | 0 |
396.7613 | gooey belly button --> squish! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sun Jan 29 1989 17:51 | 6 |
|
thanks Daniel, that one had me giggling at my terminal this am.
:-)
Bonnie
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396.7614 | squish! --> slimed again! | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Mon Jan 30 1989 03:45 | 0 |
396.7615 | slimed again --> turn a ghostly shade of pale | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Jan 30 1989 05:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.7616 | turn a ghostly shade of pale => Procol Harum | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Mon Jan 30 1989 08:53 | 7 |
|
As in "A Whiter Shade of Pale"
..klaas..
|
396.7617 | Procol Harum -> Harem Protocol | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Jan 30 1989 11:41 | 0 |
396.7618 | Harem Protocol -=> Pecking Order | IOSG::ROBERTS | Absolutely! .... and why not? | Mon Jan 30 1989 12:25 | 2 |
|
...oops!
|
396.7619 | Pecking Order -> greengrocer's management decision | MELEE::BIELSKI | which way is Upp? | Mon Jan 30 1989 17:33 | 2 |
|
|
396.7620 | | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Mon Jan 30 1989 17:59 | 1 |
| -< greengrocer's management decision -> To buy or not to buy. >-
|
396.7621 | To buy or not to buy -> Hamlet | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Jan 30 1989 21:18 | 0 |
396.7622 | hamlet --> small pig | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Jan 30 1989 21:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.7623 | small pig --> Piglet --> Winnie the Pooh | IOSG::LAWM | Moderation with moderation. | Mon Jan 30 1989 21:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.7624 | Winnte the Pooh --> Christopher Robin | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Jan 30 1989 22:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.7625 | Christopher Robin --> Larry Bird | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | | Mon Jan 30 1989 22:18 | 0 |
396.7626 | Larry bird --> lady bird --> Lady bug | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Jan 30 1989 22:59 | 7 |
|
I was hoping for other characters from the Winnie the Pooh books..
:-(
Bonnie
|
396.7627 | lady bug => fly away home | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Jan 31 1989 00:55 | 0 |
396.7628 | fly away home -> quitting time! | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Tue Jan 31 1989 02:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.7629 | quitting time! => stampede! | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Tue Jan 31 1989 02:42 | 5 |
|
..at least around here!
..klaas..
|
396.7630 | stampede! -> Rawhide! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Tue Jan 31 1989 03:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.7631 | Rawhide! --> The Blues Brothers | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Jan 31 1989 03:10 | 0 |
396.7632 | The Blues Brothers -->The White Sisters of Mercy | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Tue Jan 31 1989 05:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.7633 | White Sisters of mercy -> Grateful Blondes | OSL07::HENRIKW | Massage in a bottle | Tue Jan 31 1989 15:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.7634 | grateful blondes -> White Mischief | GAO::DKEATING | The Arc of a Love Affair | Tue Jan 31 1989 15:36 | 0 |
396.7635 | White Mischief -> EDP-racism | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Tue Jan 31 1989 16:14 | 0 |
396.7636 | EDP-racism -> COBOL infinite loop | MELEE::BIELSKI | which way is Upp? | Tue Jan 31 1989 16:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.7637 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jan 31 1989 17:29 | 6 |
| COBOL infinite loop ---> COBOLLED ---+-----> cobalt --->Kobold
|
|
+----> menage a trois
[take your choice]
|
396.7638 | menage a trois/Kobold => seven dwarfs | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Tue Jan 31 1989 17:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.7639 | seven dwarfs --> heigh-ho | OSL07::HENRIKW | Massage in a bottle | Tue Jan 31 1989 18:20 | 1 |
|
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396.7640 | heigh-ho --> highjack | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jan 31 1989 19:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.7641 | highjack => 'lo Steve | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Jan 31 1989 19:25 | 8 |
| re: the white sisters of mercy -> "The Sisters of Mercy" ->
->--------> Leonard Cohen song -> instant depression ->
^ v
-<- Pills to purge melancholy <--------------
Very small very tight guaranteed forever loop.
|
396.7642 | 'lo Steve --> lost Eve | IOSG::LAWM | Moderation with moderation. | Tue Jan 31 1989 20:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.7643 | lost Eve -=> Misplaced Yesterdays | IOSG::ROBERTS | Absolutely! .... and why not? | Tue Jan 31 1989 21:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.7644 | Misplaced Yesterdays --> fading memories | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Jan 31 1989 22:07 | 0 |
396.7645 | fading memories -> The Beach Boys | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Jan 31 1989 22:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.7646 | The Beach Boys --> The Mommas and the Poppas | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jan 31 1989 22:49 | 4 |
|
Re "fading memories":
-<fading memories --> volatile RAM>-
|
396.7647 | The Mommas and the Poppas --> Tradition! | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Tue Jan 31 1989 23:32 | 3 |
|
Fiddler on the Roof.
|
396.7648 | tradition! => It was only yesterday ... | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Feb 01 1989 01:10 | 0 |
396.7649 | It was only yesterday ... Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow ... | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Feb 01 1989 01:24 | 6 |
|
...creeps in this petty pace from day to day ...
... and makes quite a hole in the week.
Taken from _In One Head and Out the Other_ by Roger Price
|
396.7650 | tomorrow and tomorrow ... -> there's always another tomorrow | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Feb 01 1989 01:53 | 0 |
396.7651 | there's always another tomorrow --> Dec. 31 | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Feb 01 1989 02:44 | 0 |
396.7652 | Dec. 31 --> Sign of the Times | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Wed Feb 01 1989 03:44 | 4 |
|
...Times Square
...Auld Lange Sign
|
396.7653 | Sign of the Times => ad for clocks | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Wed Feb 01 1989 08:45 | 3 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.7654 | ad for clocks -> Timex, the world's fastest watch! | OSL07::HENRIKW | Massage in a bottle | Wed Feb 01 1989 11:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.7655 | Timex ... --> Dundee | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Wed Feb 01 1989 15:12 | 4 |
| Re Dec. 31:
It is a not so well known fact that programmers get confused between
halloween and christmas, since OCT 31 = DEC 25.
|
396.7656 | Dundee --> yummy cake | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Feb 01 1989 17:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.7657 | yummy cake -> tummy ache | OSL07::HENRIKW | Massage in a bottle | Wed Feb 01 1989 18:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.7658 | tummy ache -> tummy stop aching | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Feb 01 1989 18:08 | 2 |
|
|
396.7659 | tummy stop aching --> bicarbonate | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Feb 01 1989 18:16 | 4 |
|
Re "Dundee":
-<Dundee --> Marmalade>-
|
396.7660 | bicarbonate -> buy American | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Feb 01 1989 18:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.7661 | buy American --> buy anything! | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Wed Feb 01 1989 18:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.7662 | buy American -> sell Dutch | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Feb 01 1989 18:47 | 4 |
|
I mean: why not? ;-)
|
396.7663 | sell Dutch --> Dutch treat | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Wed Feb 01 1989 19:28 | 0 |
396.7664 | Dutch treat => CHOCOLATE!!!!! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Feb 01 1989 19:54 | 1 |
| Chocoholics dream of places like that!
|
396.7665 | CHOCOLATE!!!!! -> that cost CAPITALS!!!!! | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Feb 01 1989 20:19 | 7 |
|
RE -1
I almost sent you a mail asking why you thought of chocolate when answering to
"Dutch treat", but the answer is obvious: you *always* think of chocolate....
;-)
Arie
|
396.7666 | That cost CAPITALS!!!--> Parthenon | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Feb 01 1989 20:33 | 3 |
|
The Parthenon was used to store gunpowder and there was an explosion,
partially wrecking the structure...
|
396.7667 | Parthenon ---> The glory that was Greece... | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Feb 01 1989 21:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.7668 | ... Greece ... --> and the sequel, Greece II | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Feb 01 1989 22:04 | 0 |
396.7669 | and the sequel, Greece II --> alias Princess Greece | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Feb 01 1989 22:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.7670 | alias Princess Greece -> Pal Joey | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 01 1989 22:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.7671 | apl Joey => Big Brother | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Feb 02 1989 00:09 | 0 |
396.7672 | Big Brother -> little mother | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Feb 02 1989 00:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.7673 | little mother --> _mean_ mother | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Feb 02 1989 00:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.7674 | _mean_ mother --> Average Father | RICKS::SATOW | | Thu Feb 02 1989 00:38 | 0 |
396.7675 | Average Father -> Son of a gun! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 02 1989 01:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.7676 | Son of a gun! -> Hot as a pistol! | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Thu Feb 02 1989 01:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.7677 | Hot as a pistol! --> are you glad to see me or is that... | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Feb 02 1989 06:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.7678 | are you glad to see me or is that... -> Mae West | OSL07::HENRIKW | Massage in a bottle | Thu Feb 02 1989 11:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.7679 | Mae West --> lifejacket | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Thu Feb 02 1989 12:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.7680 | lifejacket -> farewell to arms | OSL07::HENRIKW | Massage in a bottle | Thu Feb 02 1989 12:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.7681 | * --> Irangate | IOSG::LAWM | Moderation with moderation. | Thu Feb 02 1989 14:48 | 4 |
|
buy anything! ------\
+---> Irangate
farewell to arms ---/
|
396.7682 | Irangate -> Ironside | OSLLEG::HENRIKW | If you leave me, can I come too? | Thu Feb 02 1989 15:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.7683 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Feb 02 1989 17:35 | 11 |
| Ironside ---> Raymond Burr --+--->Erle Stanley Gardner--+
| |
| |
+-- cockleburr ---+---- Perry Mason ---------+
| |
+--> plant ----------------------------------+
|
+---caper <--------- court trick --- false lead ----+
|
|
+------> here come de judge --> Sammy Davis, Jr.
|
396.7684 | Sammy Davis Jr => Who's his Junior ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Feb 02 1989 19:41 | 0 |
396.7685 | Sammy Davis, Jr. -> just because | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Feb 02 1989 19:44 | 7 |
|
While Sammy was being "roasted" on TV years ago, one of his
friends commented on his being black, short, one-eyed, talented,
successful, "different" due to being raised on the road in a
theatrical family, and concluded that it was easy to understand
why some people enjoyed putting him down - because he was Jewish.
|
396.7686 | just because -> metaphysics | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 02 1989 21:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.7687 | metaphysics -> hyperkinetics | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Thu Feb 02 1989 22:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.7688 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Feb 02 1989 23:14 | 6 |
| Who's his junior? ----> his son ---> small boy --+
|
|
|
hyperkinetics ---> overactive child -------------+--> recess
|
396.7689 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Feb 03 1989 00:54 | 5 |
| recess ----> recessive gene -----> Gene Kelly ----->
---> Grace Kelly ----> Amazing Grace ---> Songs in the schoolyard
|
396.7690 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Fri Feb 03 1989 02:33 | 5 |
| -< --> Songs in the schoolyard --> We don't need no education --.
|
.--------------------------------------------------------------'
|
`--> Pink Floyd --> Another Brick In the Wall >-
|
396.7691 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Feb 03 1989 02:43 | 3 |
| Another brick in the wall -> another brick out of the wall ->
-> escape -> The Prisoner
|
396.7692 | The Prisoner --> and the pauper | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Feb 03 1989 03:54 | 0 |
396.7693 | sure wisht i kud rite like that | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Feb 03 1989 04:19 | 3 |
|
^
The Prisoner --> and the pauper - +
|
396.7694 | sure widht i kud rite like that ---> Back to basics... | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Feb 03 1989 06:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.7695 | Back to basics=>reading,riting,rithmatik | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Fri Feb 03 1989 09:31 | 3 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.7696 | rithmatik ==> ambition, distraction, uglification, and derision | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Fri Feb 03 1989 15:39 | 1 |
| From Alice and Wonderland:
|
396.7697 | ambition, distraction... -> 4 horsemen of the apocolypse | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Fri Feb 03 1989 17:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.7698 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Feb 03 1989 17:35 | 2 |
| Four horsemen of the Apocolypse --> Fore, horsemen of the Apocolypse
|
396.7699 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Feb 03 1989 17:41 | 3 |
| Fore, horsemen of the Apocolypse --> A pox on four horsemen's lips
|
396.7700 | A pox... -> mum's the word | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 03 1989 18:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.7701 | mum's the word -> but she still likes you better | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Feb 03 1989 18:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.7702 | but she still likes you better => sibling rivalry | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Feb 03 1989 18:58 | 0 |
396.7703 | Sibling Rivalry --> Sibilant Revelry | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Feb 03 1989 19:16 | 0 |
396.7704 | Sibilant Revelry > Snakes' Celebration | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Feb 03 1989 19:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.7705 | Snakes' Celebration --> Medusa lets her hair down | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Feb 03 1989 21:15 | 0 |
396.7706 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Fri Feb 03 1989 21:18 | 4 |
| -< Medusa lets her hair down --> and IBM terminals can talk to VAX >-
i.e. the Medusa project
|
396.7707 | And ??? can talk to VAX => If you can't beat 'em join 'em | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Feb 03 1989 21:20 | 0 |
396.7708 | if you can't beat ... -> join the chorus | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 03 1989 22:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.7709 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Feb 03 1989 23:43 | 7 |
| join the chorus -> church choir -> too old for -> old Jimmy Stewart movie
-> invisible rabbit -> Bugs Bunny => What's Up Doc ?
(Phew got there at last!)
|
396.7710 | What's Up Doc? ==> Eh? | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Sat Feb 04 1989 00:21 | 3 |
| That Jimmy Stewart movie with the invisible rabbit was "Harvey",
or rather Harvey was the rabbit in that Jimmy Stewart movie,
or both.
|
396.7711 | Eh? --> I ain't deef, sonny! | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Sat Feb 04 1989 00:26 | 0 |
396.7712 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Sat Feb 04 1989 00:29 | 21 |
| What's Up Doc? --> Warner Brothers --> Marx Brothers ---+
|
|
+--- Candy <--- chewing gum <--- Gummo -----------------+
|
|
+---> Bit O Honey --> Honey West ---> Anne Francis -----+
|
|
Robby the Robot <--- Forbidden Planet --------+
Point of trivia: The Marx Brothers were Groucho, Harpo, Chico,
Zeppo, and Gummo. Groucho was in a clasas by himself, but he, Chico,
and Harpo did the comedy. Zeppo, when present at all in a film,
played the straight man (sometimes a romantic interest); Gummo never
appreared in a film.
Ancillary trivium: "Chico" was pronounced other than the Spasnich
"Chee-ko"; it was actually, "Chick-oh," because his brothers kidded
him about thinking about girls all the time.
|
396.7713 | Robby the Robot ==> I, Robot | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Sat Feb 04 1989 00:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.7714 | I, Robot => The First Law | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Feb 04 1989 00:54 | 10 |
|
The name of the Jimmy Stewart movies were on the tip of my tongue
Indeed Harvey was the Rabbit ... can anyone remember the name of
the one where they talked about the person who had to be expelled
from the choir ?
And as for eh? That is the Great Canadian Interjection, meaning
all things to all people, eh!
|
396.7715 | The First Law -> The Golden Rule | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Feb 04 1989 01:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.7716 | The Golden Rule --> The Platinum Yardstick [+] | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Sat Feb 04 1989 01:43 | 3 |
|
The meter was once defined as the distance between two scratches
on a bar of platinum kept in Paris.
|
396.7717 | The Platinum Yardstick [+] -> Bigfoot | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sat Feb 04 1989 02:14 | 6 |
|
I've heard that the length of the foot as a unit of measure was
determined by how long the reigning English monarch's foot was,
and that it took several centuries for them to figure out that they
could standardize on two scratches in Paris.
|
396.7718 | Platinum Yardstick ==> Pt meterstick x .9144 | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Sat Feb 04 1989 02:17 | 4 |
| The meter is now defined as the distance light travels in one second
divided by 299,792,458. That's as of October 1983. Amazing what
trivia one remembers. At least that number will be good for the
rest of my life.
|
396.7719 | Pt meterstick x .9144 --> three feet | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Feb 04 1989 02:51 | 10 |
| re .7718
That reminds of something I once saw, a spoof of the
anti-speeding ads. Roughly,
186,282 miles per second
It's not just a good idea, IT'S THE LAW.
Dan
|
396.7720 | three feet ==> lame quadruped | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Sat Feb 04 1989 05:04 | 5 |
| Of course it should have said,
186,282.3970 miles per second.
It's not just a good idea, IT'S THE LAW.
|
396.7721 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Sat Feb 04 1989 07:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.7722 | | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Sun Feb 05 1989 10:43 | 1 |
| < lamelamelamelame --> shameshameshameshame --> for shame! >
|
396.7723 | for shame! --> Shamu | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Feb 05 1989 19:11 | 0 |
396.7724 | Shamu---> Wash your winders, Guv? | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Feb 06 1989 02:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.7725 | Wash your...+ I ain't deef ... --> pinball | IOSG::LAWM | Moderation with moderation. | Mon Feb 06 1989 15:26 | 16 |
|
Wash your winders, Guv? --> poor vision --> blind
|
V
I ain't deef sonny! --> deaf --> deaf, dumb, and blind
|
V
Tommy --> pinball
I just can't stand those loose ends!!
Mat.
*:o)
|
396.7726 | pinball ==> wizard | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Mon Feb 06 1989 16:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.7727 | wizard --> Roy Wood | AYOV27::ISMITH | With New Two-way Lemon Freshness! | Mon Feb 06 1989 16:43 | 1 |
| I just can't resist those musical associations.
|
396.7728 | Roy Wood => would if he could, but can't so he won't | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Feb 06 1989 17:53 | 0 |
396.7729 | woukd if he could, but can't, so he won't --> woodchuck | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Feb 06 1989 17:59 | 3 |
|
As in "How much wood would a woodchuch ckuch if a wouldchuck could
chuck wood?"
|
396.7730 | woodchuck => in search of Peter Piper's peck | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Feb 06 1989 18:05 | 0 |
396.7731 | Peter Piper's peck -> a bushel and a peck | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Mon Feb 06 1989 18:24 | 2 |
| as sung by the "Hat Box Girls" in "Guys and Dolls"
|
396.7732 | a bushel and a peck -> five pecks | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Feb 06 1989 18:38 | 3 |
|
but still not equivalent to one good smooch.
|
396.7733 | five pecks -> one packet | GAO::DKEATING | I didn't get where I am today by... | Mon Feb 06 1989 18:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.7734 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Mon Feb 06 1989 19:16 | 1 |
| -< one packet -> via a DECrouter >-
|
396.7735 | via a DECrouter --> routing a via | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Feb 06 1989 19:43 | 0 |
396.7736 | routing a via --> paving a street | NSDC::ESTILL | | Mon Feb 06 1989 19:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.7737 | paving a street --> good intentions | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Mon Feb 06 1989 20:09 | 0 |
396.7738 | good intentions -=> happy campers | IOSG::ROBERTS | Absolutely! .... and why not? | Mon Feb 06 1989 20:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.7739 | happy campers --> hippocampus --> seahorse | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Feb 06 1989 20:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.7740 | seahorse => where ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Feb 06 1989 21:48 | 0 |
396.7741 | where ? -> ex-urbia | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Feb 06 1989 21:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.7742 | ex-urbia -> "All my ex's live in Texas" | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Feb 07 1989 00:39 | 12 |
| Woo! Coming back from a week-long conference means that there
is a ton-o-stuff to read in this conference (and, for that matter,
*all* conferences suddenly seem to hundreds of unread notes!).
Back quite a few:
"Here come de Judge -> Sammy Davis Jr."
The originator of that phrase is actually Pigmeat Markam, a
stage-name I assume. He played the crazy judge character
in minstral shows in the early 1930s or so.
My poor brain has carried around that trivial trivia for over a decade...
|
396.7743 | my ex's live in Texas > my Y's live in Versailles | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Tue Feb 07 1989 00:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.7744 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Feb 07 1989 00:47 | 14 |
| "All my ex's live in Texas" --> My in-laws are outlaws
< Note 396.7742 by COOKIE::DEVINE "Bob Devine, CXN" >
> Woo! Coming back from a week-long conference means that there
> is a ton-o-stuff to read in this conference (and, for that matter,
> *all* conferences suddenly seem to hundreds of unread notes!).
The nice thing about this note is that you can skip all but the last five or
so notes, and you can catch up.
Clay
|
396.7745 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Feb 07 1989 01:35 | 3 |
| y's in versailles ->
in-laws are outlaws -> poets and definitely new it!
|
396.7746 | poets and definitely new it -> oh, no, another Longfellow | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Feb 07 1989 16:35 | 11 |
|
thought sure someone else would resurrect this nifty ditty from
my childhood/schoolyard days -
Your're a poet, and we all know it
'Cause your feet show it -
They're Longfellows.
(I think there is more, but I always ran away rather than listen
to the rest).
|
396.7747 | oh, no, another Longfellow --> Priapus' priest | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Feb 07 1989 17:38 | 19 |
|
Re .7742 (Bob):
Thankls for the trivium.
>"Here come de Judge -> Sammy Davis Jr."
>
>The originator of that phrase is actually Pigmeat Markam, a
>stage-name I assume.
True; the association, however, came from _Rowan and Martin's
Laugh-In_, where Sammy Davis, Jr. used the phrase, perhaps to eccess
(or at least access).
Some years ago, I read some trivia, and one, courtesy of H. Allen
Smith, that has haunted me was, "The first man to eat a banana under
water was Guy Dailey, a vaudeville performer." For accuracy, Smith
should have said, "The first man known to have eaten a banana under
water ..."
|
396.7748 | Priapus' priest => all these alliterate people! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Feb 07 1989 18:16 | 0 |
396.7749 | all these alliterate people! -> powerfully prosaic persons | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 07 1989 18:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.7750 | powerfully prosaic persons->obtuse octagonal ocelots | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Feb 07 1989 19:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.7751 | obtuse octagonal ocelots --> feline fracas | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Tue Feb 07 1989 19:57 | 0 |
396.7752 | decidedly despicable domesticates | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Feb 07 1989 20:00 | 0 |
396.7753 | delectable delicacies of domestication | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Feb 07 1989 20:07 | 1 |
| or as the ALFer would say -
|
396.7754 | delectable ... => gastronomy gone ga ga! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Feb 07 1989 21:04 | 0 |
396.7755 | gastronomy gone ga ga -> egad 'e et everything! | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Feb 07 1989 22:23 | 1 |
| The beast that ate Tokyo, perhaps?
|
396.7756 | egad, e' et everything --> Godzilla gulped great Ginzas? | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Feb 07 1989 22:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.7757 | Godzilla gulped -> Mothra munched many men | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Feb 07 1989 22:47 | 1 |
| Oh no! It the attack of the bad Japanese movie monsters!
|
396.7758 | Mothra munched => Teriyaki taste test | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Feb 07 1989 23:03 | 0 |
396.7759 | Teriyake taste test --> Super Salmonella Soup | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Wed Feb 08 1989 00:07 | 0 |
396.7760 | Super Salmonella Soup --> Temptingly tantalises tastebuds | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Feb 08 1989 00:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.7761 | titilating tasting titwillows with tangy tomato tortias | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Feb 08 1989 00:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.7762 | t**6 -> spam, spam, spam, spam and spam | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Feb 08 1989 00:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.7763 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Feb 08 1989 00:57 | 2 |
| titilating ..... => uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh => horrible habitat in hospital
|
396.7764 | H + s*6 -> gormand gastrointestinal gyrations | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 08 1989 01:00 | 5 |
| loose ends time,....
Horrible habitat in hospital + spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and
spam ==>>
|
396.7765 | G**3 > Montezuma's revenge | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Feb 08 1989 01:02 | 1 |
| Sorry for breaking the illiteration....
|
396.7766 | Montezuma's revenge => broken joystick | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Wed Feb 08 1989 02:34 | 6 |
|
MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE is a commodore 64 game I play a *lot*
..klaas..
|
396.7767 | Broken joystick => vasectomy | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | | Wed Feb 08 1989 03:10 | 5 |
|
Hope this isn't too crude for a mixed audience. :^)
Pete
|
396.7768 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | California Dreaming, on a winters day... | Wed Feb 08 1989 03:38 | 1 |
|
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396.7769 | getting snipped --> cut it out! | IOSG::LAWM | Moderation with moderation. | Wed Feb 08 1989 14:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.7770 | cut it out! --> Shylock | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Wed Feb 08 1989 16:31 | 0 |
396.7771 | Shylock -> ( au contraire ) shy key! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 08 1989 17:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.7772 | shy key --> tone deaf | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Feb 08 1989 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.7773 | tone deaf => beepbeepbeep ... hmm no answer | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Feb 08 1989 18:54 | 0 |
396.7774 | beepbeepbeep ... -> some people are like that | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 08 1989 20:17 | 2 |
|
waiting for 7777.... :-) ( not a wrong number! )
|
396.7775 | some people are like that --> sexy | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Feb 08 1989 20:35 | 9 |
|
Re "beepbeepbeep":
-<beepbeepbeep --> beedybeedybeedy>-
On the television _Buck Rogers_ show, one robot prefaced its remartks
with that.
|
396.7776 | => s-tops e-ven e-x-pert y-odellers | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Feb 08 1989 21:40 | 0 |
396.7777 | s-tops e-ven .... -> echoless canyons | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 08 1989 21:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.7778 | echoless canyons => asonorous alp | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Feb 08 1989 22:20 | 0 |
396.7779 | asonorous alp --> silenced dogfood | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Feb 08 1989 22:29 | 2 |
|
alp --> Alpo
|
396.7780 | silenced dogfood --> gravy boat | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Thu Feb 09 1989 00:12 | 0 |
396.7781 | gravy boat ==> soup tureen | CAM::MILLER | Nan I am, I am Nan | Thu Feb 09 1989 00:36 | 1 |
|
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396.7782 | soup tureen --> soup of the evening | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Feb 09 1989 00:49 | 3 |
|
As Henry Youngman once said, "`Soup of the evening, beautiful soup,'
is a terrible sentence. It has no verb."
|
396.7783 | soup of the evening ==> soup d'jour | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Thu Feb 09 1989 01:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.7784 | soup d' jour --> today's special is... | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Feb 09 1989 01:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.7785 | today's special is ...=> play-doh ice cream | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Feb 09 1989 01:23 | 9 |
|
We went to get some ice-cream the other day while out shopping and
the shop was offering as the day's special some ice cream that was
quite amazing. The colours weren't the usual creamy colours, these
were vivid, dense yellow,red, green and blue. It looked for all
the world like somebody had put play-doh ontop of cones. To be
honest it looked revolting!
|
396.7786 | Play-doh ice cream --> Play-doh! I Scream | RICKS::SATOW | | Thu Feb 09 1989 01:38 | 15 |
| re: .7785
> It looked for all
> the world like somebody had put play-doh ontop of cones. To be
> honest it looked revolting!
Maybe it was play-doh.
For Christmas, my son "just had to have" a toy called "Snack Shop" which
consists of a bunch of "Super Dough" in various colors (scented of course), and
some extruders, and forms, which let you make fake hot dogs, ice cream cones
etc. "Play-doh" is one of our LEAST favorite toys, for its unique ability to
make yucky messes that are impossible to clean up.
Clay
|
396.7787 | Play-doh! I Scream => Aaaaaarghhh! Lego! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Feb 09 1989 02:02 | 4 |
| It really was ice-cream ... didn't taste too bad either ... but
uh the colours!
play doh is bad but ever walk bare feet onto a piece of lego!
|
396.7788 | Aaaaaarghhh! Lego! --> Let go! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Feb 09 1989 04:20 | 0 |
396.7789 | Let go -> Get low | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Feb 09 1989 05:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.7790 | Get low => Duck! | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | | Thu Feb 09 1989 08:31 | 8 |
|
I had to laugh at a reply a few back talking about play-doh that was signed....
Clay
|
396.7791 | duck! => good bowling, sir!! | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Thu Feb 09 1989 09:39 | 6 |
|
...having scored many a 0 in 10th grade (ie social) cricket!
..klaas..
|
396.7792 | good bowling, sir!! --> Spanish Armada | IOSG::LAWM | Moderation with moderation. | Thu Feb 09 1989 14:59 | 5 |
|
A sporting historical reference!
Mat.
*:o)
|
396.7793 | Spanish Armada --> french chips | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Feb 09 1989 15:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.7794 | french chips --> frites! | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Thu Feb 09 1989 16:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.7795 | frites! --> terrors | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Feb 09 1989 17:31 | 2 |
|
As in the film _Frite Night_, I wouldf imagine.
|
396.7796 | terrors => shreddors /*those who shred*/ | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Feb 09 1989 17:50 | 0 |
396.7797 | *those who shred* ==> Ollie North | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Thu Feb 09 1989 18:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.7798 | Ollie North --> Fran South | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Feb 09 1989 18:43 | 3 |
|
as in the old Bert Tillstrom puppet show, Kukla Fran and Ollie
|
396.7799 | Fran South --> Adam West | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Feb 09 1989 19:25 | 2 |
|
Holy lampoon, Batman!
|
396.7800 | Adam West -> Eve Sigh | CAM::MAZUR | | Thu Feb 09 1989 19:52 | 3 |
|
This is weawwy bibwicle
|
396.7801 | Adam West --> Eve East | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Thu Feb 09 1989 19:53 | 0 |
396.7802 | | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Thu Feb 09 1989 20:38 | 5 |
| -< Eve Sigh --+
|
+----------> Moving house >-
|
-< Eve East --+
|
396.7803 | Moving House --> Houseboat | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Feb 09 1989 20:40 | 4 |
|
or it could have been:
-<moving house --> movie house>-
|
396.7804 | Houseboat => Tugboat Annie | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Feb 09 1989 20:55 | 1 |
| Marjorie Main fans unite!
|
396.7805 | Tugboat Annie ==> Steamboat Willie | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Thu Feb 09 1989 21:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.7806 | Steamboat Willie --> Steamboat Won't he? | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Feb 09 1989 22:54 | 0 |
396.7807 | Steamboat Won't he? -> Ship out or shape up | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 10 1989 00:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.7808 | Steamboat won't he? --> Mark Twain | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Feb 10 1989 00:37 | 18 |
|
Old Sam Clemens loved his work on a steamboat. Also, on progress,
he once said, "When it's steamboat time, you steam."
Re "Steamboat Willie":
-<Steamboat Willie --> Mickey Mouse>-
... his first "talkie" cartoon
or
Steamboat Willie --> Riverboat Disquietude>-
... as in "That steamboat gives me the willies."
... considering other definitions of a "Willie," I think I'd best
quit here
|
396.7809 | Mark Twain ---> mach four | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Feb 10 1989 00:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.7810 | mach four -> too slow | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Feb 10 1989 01:00 | 11 |
|
...because I wanted to comment on the name "Mark Twain" coming from
the sounding line used to determine the water's depth from those
steamboats (and later models), with the "by the mark, twain!" meaning
about six feet of water, about a man's height.
And a young Naval officer who thought that being called "Tackline"
was pretty salty stuff and indicative of acceptance by the enlisted
men, until it was explained that in using signal flags, a tackline
is a spacer, and so is six feet of nothing.
|
396.7811 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Feb 10 1989 01:00 | 3 |
| ship out or shape up ->
---> I'm gone, bye bye!
mach four ------------>
|
396.7812 | I'm gone, bye bye! --> good night | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Feb 10 1989 02:12 | 0 |
396.7813 | I'm gone, bye bye! --> herstory | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Fri Feb 10 1989 02:13 | 0 |
396.7814 | herstory --> her a cane | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Feb 10 1989 02:14 | 0 |
396.7815 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Fri Feb 10 1989 03:07 | 4 |
| -< good night! ---.
+----> sleepy storm >-
-< her a cane ---'
|
396.7816 | sleepy storm => lazy wind | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Fri Feb 10 1989 03:14 | 5 |
|
One that's too lazy to around you, it just goes straight through
you! Brrr!
..klaas..
|
396.7817 | lazy wind => silent but deadly | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | | Fri Feb 10 1989 04:29 | 0 |
396.7818 | silent but deadly ---> it must have been the cat! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Feb 10 1989 05:09 | 4 |
|
what my son says when accused of making a silent but deadly
social affront :-)
|
396.7819 | it must have been the cat!--> A social CATastrophe? | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Feb 10 1989 05:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.7820 | A social CATastrophe? --> Feline Faux Paw | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Feb 10 1989 07:11 | 0 |
396.7821 | Feline faux paw --> commas are pauses on end of clauses | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Feb 10 1989 07:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.7822 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Feb 10 1989 17:54 | 7 |
|
Re "it must have been the cat":
it must have been the cat --> you are right, it was the cat --+
|
|
Gilbert & Sullivan <----- H.M.S. Pinafore <-----------------+
|
396.7823 | Gilbert & Sullivan -> Lerner & Lowe | 57456::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 10 1989 17:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.7824 | Lerner & Lowe -> Fred & Ginger | 35924::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Feb 10 1989 18:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.7825 | Fred & Ginger --> CC & Ginger | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Feb 10 1989 18:44 | 3 |
| Bartender lingo for Canadian Club (whiskey) and Ginger Ale
Clay (not Play-doh :^) )
|
396.7826 | CC & Ginger --> CC Rider | 51556::HENRIKW | If you leave me, can I come too? | Fri Feb 10 1989 18:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.7827 | CC & Ginger -> Scotch and water | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Fri Feb 10 1989 18:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.7828 | Scotch and water => Scots and water - och! | 58378::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Feb 10 1989 19:51 | 0 |
396.7829 | Scots in water ==> Brits in beer | 56437::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Fri Feb 10 1989 20:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.7830 | Brits in beer -> brats & beer | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Feb 10 1989 22:14 | 1 |
| Yum!
|
396.7831 | brats & beer -> Saturday Night Live | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Feb 10 1989 23:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.7832 | Saturday Night Live --> Sunday morning hangover | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Fri Feb 10 1989 23:13 | 0 |
396.7833 | Sunday morning hangover --> manic Monday | POOL::TRUMPLER | Mona, you're a brick | Fri Feb 10 1989 23:27 | 0 |
396.7834 | manic Monday --> Freaky Friday | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Sat Feb 11 1989 00:12 | 2 |
|
A Walt Disney film starring a young Hayley Mills...
|
396.7835 | Freaky Friday -> terrible-twos day | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Feb 11 1989 00:30 | 2 |
| I know someone who has a 2 year-old kid. *Everyday* is a
terrible-twos day...
|
396.7836 | terrible-twos day -> three dog night | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Feb 11 1989 00:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.7837 | three dog night -> 1 if by land, 2 if by sea | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Sat Feb 11 1989 01:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.7838 | 1 if by land, 2 if by sea --> dramamines | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Sat Feb 11 1989 01:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.7839 | dramamines --> so that's what you had for lunch | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Feb 11 1989 02:27 | 0 |
396.7840 | so that's ...lunch => never mind what, how much? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Feb 11 1989 02:57 | 0 |
396.7841 | never mind [the why and wherefore] ==> Gilbert and Sullivan | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Sat Feb 11 1989 04:58 | 10 |
|
Never mind the why and wherefore,
Love can level ranks, and therefore,
Though his lordship's station mighty,
Though stupendous be his brain,
Though your tastes are mean and flightly
And your fortune poor and plain.
HMS Pinafore
Gilbert and Sullivan
|
396.7842 | Gilbert and Sullivan -- > mellow yellow | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Feb 13 1989 01:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.7843 | mellow yellow --> quite rightly! :-) | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Feb 13 1989 02:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.7844 | quite rightly! :-) --> write quietly! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Feb 13 1989 03:20 | 0 |
396.7845 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | | Mon Feb 13 1989 03:26 | 1 |
| -< write quietly --> Use soft lead >-
|
396.7846 | use soft lead => and hard head | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Mon Feb 13 1989 05:23 | 4 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.7847 | and hard head -> good point | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Feb 13 1989 16:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.7848 | good point --> steeple | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Mon Feb 13 1989 17:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.7849 | steeple --> people | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Feb 13 1989 17:35 | 7 |
|
ASs in
Here is the church;
here is the _______.
Open the doors
And see all the ______
|
396.7850 | People --> Peephole | RUTLND::SATOW | | Mon Feb 13 1989 17:38 | 0 |
396.7851 | peephole --> pee-pole | OSL07::HENRIKW | If you leave me, can I come too? | Mon Feb 13 1989 18:00 | 1 |
| Dogs' singles bar
|
396.7852 | pee-pole -> yell-yank | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Feb 13 1989 18:14 | 5 |
|
Do you realize you could be prosecuted when you say things like that in public?
;-) ;-)
|
396.7853 | yell-yank -> screaming heebie-jeebies | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Feb 13 1989 18:19 | 0 |
396.7854 | screaming heebie-jeebies -> mens insana, corpore sano | OSL07::HENRIKW | If you leave me, can I come too? | Mon Feb 13 1989 18:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.7855 | mens insana, corpe sano -> not at Mardigras! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Feb 13 1989 18:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.7856 | not at Mardigras! -> havin' a devil of a time | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Feb 13 1989 21:01 | 4 |
|
as in the standard post card greeting,
wish you were here.
|
396.7857 | havin' a devil of a time => The Master | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Feb 13 1989 21:26 | 1 |
| as in Dr Who's satanic Time Lord colleague
|
396.7858 | The Master ---> The Mistress | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Feb 13 1989 21:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.7859 | The Mistress ==> aspiring wife | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Mon Feb 13 1989 21:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.7860 | aspiring wife -> perspiring husband | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Feb 13 1989 21:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.7861 | perspiring husband => b.o. is in the nose of the beholder | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Feb 13 1989 22:04 | 0 |
396.7862 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Feb 13 1989 22:17 | 7 |
| b.o. is in the nose of the beholder ---+
|
|
+--- aren't you glad you use Dial? <---+
|
|
+---> dial M for "murder" ---> murder most foul --> dead duck
|
396.7863 | dead duck --> quacking up | CAM::MILLER | Nan I am, I am Nan | Mon Feb 13 1989 22:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.7864 | quacking up --> laying down | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Mon Feb 13 1989 23:10 | 0 |
396.7865 | laying down -> duck tails | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Feb 13 1989 23:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.7866 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Feb 13 1989 23:39 | 6 |
| duck tails -> beaver tails -> cinnamon buns -> doughnuts
(beaver tails are a local pancake cum doughnut confection made
primarily during Ottawa's winter festival Winterlude)
|
396.7867 | doughnuts --> bagels | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Feb 14 1989 01:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.7868 | bay gulls | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Feb 14 1989 01:58 | 5 |
| ^-----------------------------
^
bagels -> cream cheese -> lox -> onions -> cry -> caw ->gulls->
|
396.7869 | bay gulls -> bad buoys | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I survived the mongolian death flu | Tue Feb 14 1989 02:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.7870 | bad buoys -> the ship hits the fan | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Feb 14 1989 02:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.7871 | the ship hits the fan --> whirlybird | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Tue Feb 14 1989 04:26 | 0 |
396.7872 | whirlybird => dizzy sparrow | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Tue Feb 14 1989 05:19 | 4 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.7873 | dizzy sparrow ==> Dizzy Gillespie | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Tue Feb 14 1989 05:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.7874 | Dizzy Gillespie --> 78 rpm | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Tue Feb 14 1989 13:32 | 8 |
| Re 'the ship hits the fan',
Brian Clough, manager of an English football (soccer) team, was
recently fined by the FA for bringing the game into disrepute, after
he struck some supporters who had run onto the pitch. A journalist
reported it as 'a clear case of the shit hitting the fan'.
Ian.
|
396.7875 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Feb 14 1989 17:05 | 1 |
| -<78 rpm --> old records ---> ancient documents ---> hieroglyphics>-
|
396.7876 | Armageddon | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Feb 14 1989 18:19 | 3 |
| ^
hieroglyphics => the writing on the wall => the end of the world is nigh
|
396.7877 | Armageddon--> tired of people beating me out for answeres | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Feb 14 1989 18:25 | 3 |
|
in re heiroglyphics --> write like an Egyptian
|
396.7878 | tired of people beating me out for answers --> knock-knock | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Feb 14 1989 18:30 | 2 |
|
On, it _is_ a knock-knock joke!
|
396.7879 | knock-knock -> the wurst of notes? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 14 1989 18:56 | 1 |
| Knock-knock jokes?
|
396.7880 | the wurst of notes? --> "Meat me at 2:00 PM" | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Feb 14 1989 19:42 | 18 |
|
Re "knock-knock jokes:
A knock-knock joke is one requiring two people, and involves a pun.
A sample or two:
A: Knock-knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Emma.
B: Emma who?
A: Emma getting tired of knocking.
A: Knock-knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Boo.
B: Boo who?
A: Don't cry. It's only a game.
|
396.7881 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Feb 14 1989 19:50 | 1 |
| Meat me at 2:00 PM --> I've got a bone to pick with you
|
396.7882 | I've got a bone to pick with you --> That's humerus. | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Tue Feb 14 1989 20:02 | 0 |
396.7883 | That's humerus -> Never meta tarsil I didn't like | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 14 1989 20:29 | 3 |
|
If we have to explain knock-knock jokes then there is a chance for
artificial intelligence....
|
396.7884 | That's humerus -> Aye, Aye, Aqueous, or Vitreous ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Feb 14 1989 20:31 | 1 |
| Heh, now there's a thought a note for knock knock puns!
|
396.7885 | Aye, Aye, Aqueous or Vitreous -> eye, eye | LEZAH::BOBBITT | mystify me | Tue Feb 14 1989 22:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.7886 | eye, eye -=> Captain | UNTADI::ODIJP | o.......now + here = nowhere.......o | Tue Feb 14 1989 22:31 | 1 |
| John J
|
396.7887 | Hook | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Feb 14 1989 22:43 | 7 |
| I never meta tarsil --> Know metarsal --> No Metatarsal--> No Metacarpal-->+
|
+<--- No hand <--- +
|
Hook <--+
|
+<--- Captain
|
396.7888 | Hook -> or by crook | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Feb 14 1989 23:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.7889 | or by crook => or by burglarificatorizor | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Feb 15 1989 00:19 | 0 |
396.7890 | or by burglarificatorizor -> 2nd story B & E | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 15 1989 00:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.7891 | 2nd story B & E -< routine D & C | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Wed Feb 15 1989 00:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.7892 | routine D & C ---> rue teen spots | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Feb 15 1989 01:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.7893 | rue teen spots => street kids | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Feb 15 1989 02:46 | 0 |
396.7894 | street kids => highway goats | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Wed Feb 15 1989 06:14 | 3 |
|
..klaas..
|
396.7895 | highway goats --> life inthe fast lane | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Feb 15 1989 07:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.7896 | life in the fast lane --> road accident | IOSG::LAWM | Moderation with moderation. | Wed Feb 15 1989 16:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.7897 | road accident -+> 4 faults | IOSG::ROBERTS | Absolutely! .... and why not? | Wed Feb 15 1989 16:35 | 4 |
| ---> road accident --> rode accidentally ---> show jumping error
->
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396.7898 | 4 faults --> find remedies | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Feb 15 1989 16:54 | 1 |
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396.7899 | find remedies => lost problems | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Feb 15 1989 17:57 | 3 |
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never mind the answer, what's the question ?
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396.7900 | lost problems -> available solutions | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Feb 15 1989 17:58 | 1 |
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396.7901 | available solutions => water, water everywhere ..... | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Feb 15 1989 17:59 | 0 |
396.7902 | water water everywhere -> Tsunami | LEZAH::BOBBITT | mystify me | Wed Feb 15 1989 18:38 | 1 |
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396.7903 | Tsunami --> Krakatoa | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Feb 15 1989 18:43 | 2 |
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When the volcano blew, it created one.
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396.7904 | Krakatoa --> Crack a foota | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Feb 15 1989 19:03 | 0 |
396.7905 | Karkatoa -> Call a tow truck. | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 15 1989 19:04 | 2 |
|
from the old joke of the same name...
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396.7906 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Wed Feb 15 1989 19:25 | 1 |
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396.7907 | what do you want to call it? -> Cousin | CAM::MAZUR | Thank you, thank you, Sam I am | Wed Feb 15 1989 20:32 | 2 |
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Cousin IT from the old TV show The Addams Family.
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396.7908 | what do you want to call it? -> call it "JIT" | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Feb 15 1989 20:34 | 3 |
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sometimes I need a tow to keep on truckin'.
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396.7909 | call it "JIT" -> call it even | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 15 1989 21:46 | 1 |
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396.7910 | call it even => fair and square | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Feb 15 1989 22:16 | 0 |
396.7911 | fair and square -> contra dancing | LEZAH::BOBBITT | mystify me | Wed Feb 15 1989 22:52 | 1 |
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396.7912 | contra dancing -> conga dancing | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Feb 15 1989 23:43 | 1 |
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396.7913 | conga dancing -> snare stroll | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 16 1989 00:44 | 1 |
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396.7914 | snare stroll --> tiger rag | AKOV13::MCGARGHAN | Adult Child On Board | Thu Feb 16 1989 01:04 | 1 |
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396.7915 | tiger rag --> Bristol stomp | CAM::MILLER | Nan I am, I am Nan | Thu Feb 16 1989 01:06 | 1 |
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396.7916 | Bristol Stomp --> Buck and Wing | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Feb 16 1989 01:07 | 1 |
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396.7917 | Buck and Wing--> Doller and dime | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Feb 16 1989 01:25 | 1 |
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396.7918 | Dollar and dime ==> nickel and dime | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Thu Feb 16 1989 02:31 | 1 |
| Note .8000 is coming up in the next few days, folks!
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396.7919 | nickel and dime --> another day, another nickel | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Feb 16 1989 03:02 | 0 |
396.7920 | another day, another nickel --> the rest to taxes :-( | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Feb 16 1989 03:06 | 0 |
396.7921 | the rest to taxes => Rataxes | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Feb 16 1989 03:21 | 2 |
| Ask some kids about Babar the Elephant, they'll know who Rataxes is!
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396.7922 | Rataxes -> Mousetraps | OSL07::HENRIKW | If you leave me, can I come too? | Thu Feb 16 1989 11:29 | 1 |
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396.7923 | Mousetraps --> long run --> marathon | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Thu Feb 16 1989 12:38 | 1 |
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396.7924 | speedskating | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Feb 16 1989 13:05 | 8 |
| ^
|
marathon -------------------------+
|
cousin ---------------------------+
Especially the 10 KM.
Someone described it as "as fascinating to watch as the growing of grass..."
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396.7925 | speedskating -> slippery when cold | OSL07::HENRIKW | Born in the SNA | Thu Feb 16 1989 17:22 | 1 |
| Congratulations with Leo Visser (Speedskating World Chimp), Arie.
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396.7926 | slippery when cold --> cold cream ---> ice cream | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Feb 16 1989 17:33 | 4 |
|
"Speedskating World Chimp"?
... e nough to drive one bananas...
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396.7927 | ice cream -> cono | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Feb 16 1989 17:44 | 7 |
| "Speedskating World Chimp"
Hm Steve. You should know that there is a fair competition going on between The
Netherlands and Norway in speedskating, but we heartily congratulate the other
when he has won.... :-)
Arie
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396.7928 | cono -> the barbarian ( could have been from the ice age ) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 16 1989 17:56 | 1 |
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396.7929 | the barbarian -> Barbara Ann | OSL07::HENRIKW | Born in the SNA | Thu Feb 16 1989 18:12 | 1 |
| (No ice on the beach, boys.)
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396.7930 | Barbara Ann ---> rockin and a rollin... | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Feb 16 1989 18:41 | 5 |
|
I think we dropped crackafoota back around .7904
Bonnie
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396.7931 | rockin and a rollin -> richter scale | LEZAH::BOBBITT | mystify me | Thu Feb 16 1989 18:54 | 1 |
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396.7932 | richter scale --> c# minor | POOL::TRUMPLER | Mona, you're a brick | Thu Feb 16 1989 19:21 | 1 |
| I have no idea if it was Sviatoslav's favorite or not...
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396.7933 | c# minor -> will b# adult | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Feb 16 1989 19:43 | 1 |
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396.7934 | will b# adult --> Mac the Knife | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Feb 16 1989 20:00 | 0 |
396.7935 | Mac[k] the knife --> Jabba the Hut | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Feb 16 1989 20:50 | 1 |
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396.7936 | Jabba the Hut -> Baba Yaga | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Feb 16 1989 21:05 | 0 |
396.7937 | Baba Yaga -> Abba | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 16 1989 21:42 | 1 |
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396.7938 | Abba -> Yabba dabba doo | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Feb 16 1989 21:47 | 1 |
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396.7939 | Yabba dabba doo -> Yabba dabba don't | TOPDOC::SLOANE | A kinder, more gentle computer ... | Thu Feb 16 1989 22:07 | 1 |
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396.7940 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Feb 16 1989 22:21 | 9 |
| Yabba Dabba Don't --> Dibby Dabba Do ---> Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo --+
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+--- Mickey Mouse <---- Disney <---- Sleerping Beauty film -----+
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+---> Donald Duck ---> Daffy Duck ---> Daffy Dean ---> Athlete
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396.7941 | Athlete -> form follows function | LEZAH::BOBBITT | mystify me | Thu Feb 16 1989 22:51 | 1 |
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396.7942 | form fitting foot cast | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Feb 16 1989 22:53 | 1 |
| form follows function +crackafoota (from way way back) ----^
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396.7943 | form fitting foot cast --> concrete water-skis | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Feb 17 1989 01:31 | 1 |
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396.7944 | concrete water skis => cementing a relationship with water | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Feb 17 1989 01:38 | 0 |
396.7945 | cementing a relationship with water --> water over the dam | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Feb 17 1989 03:01 | 0 |
396.7946 | water over the dam => a boy, a finger, a dike | GIDDAY::VISSER | On a clear day, you can see vacation | Fri Feb 17 1989 05:19 | 2 |
|
..klaas..
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396.7947 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | | Fri Feb 17 1989 07:50 | 4 |
| -< a boy, a finger, a dike => Rated "R" >-
Pete
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396.7948 | Rated "R" ==> Responsible | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Fri Feb 17 1989 09:38 | 1 |
| A new age is upon us.
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396.7949 | Responsible -> answerable | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Feb 17 1989 12:43 | 10 |
|
RE "A boy, a finger, a dike"
The famous story about Holland, generally not known by the Dutch themselves...
I also have understood that *some* people give it a totally different meaning,
but luckily my knowledge of English stops short *just* before that idiom.. ;-)
Arie
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396.7950 | answerable --> to be or not to be | OSL07::HENRIKW | Born in the SNA | Fri Feb 17 1989 13:36 | 1 |
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396.7951 | to be or not to be --> near-cliche | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Feb 17 1989 16:52 | 8 |
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>RE "A boy, a finger, a dike"
>...
>I also have understood that *some* people give it a totally different
>meaning ...
... and one word a different spelling.
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396.7952 | near-cliche -> total solution | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Feb 17 1989 17:29 | 7 |
| > >RE "A boy, a finger, a dike"
> ...
> ... and one word a different spelling.
Do you mean "boi" or "fynger" ? :-)
Arie
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396.7954 | total solution --> supersaturation | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Feb 17 1989 17:35 | 0 |
396.7955 | supersaturation --> media over kill | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Feb 17 1989 17:48 | 1 |
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396.7956 | media overkill -> can't find the order nr | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Feb 17 1989 18:13 | 1 |
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396.7957 | can't find the order nr => lost in the red tape | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Feb 17 1989 18:23 | 0 |
396.7958 | lost in the red tape -> read error on backup tape | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Fri Feb 17 1989 18:31 | 1 |
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396.7959 | read error on backup tape -> virtual backup | OSL07::HENRIKW | Me | Fri Feb 17 1989 18:41 | 1 |
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396.7960 | virtual backup --> virtual documentation | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Fri Feb 17 1989 18:50 | 1 |
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396.7961 | virtual documentation ==>eyewitness sources | AKOV13::MCGARGHAN | Adult Child On Board | Fri Feb 17 1989 19:26 | 1 |
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396.7962 | eyewitness sources -> seers ( C & seer ) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 17 1989 19:35 | 1 |
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396.7963 | seers -> seerkind | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Feb 17 1989 19:52 | 2 |
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C'mon! Let's make it to 8000 today!
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396.7964 | seerkind => a sort of burnt prophecy | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Feb 17 1989 20:06 | 0 |
396.7965 | burnt prophecy -> augury by fire | LEZAH::BOBBITT | mystify me | Fri Feb 17 1989 20:33 | 1 |
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396.7966 | a sort of burnt prophecy --> pyromancy | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Feb 17 1989 20:36 | 4 |
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Re "virtual backup":
-<virtual backup --> angry cat with rheumatism>-
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396.7967 | pyromancy -> chiromancy | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Feb 17 1989 21:18 | 2 |
| I got a grin from Ian Smith's personal_name: "Tauro-scatological
expletive". Wasn't "Bonfires of the Vanity" great?
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396.7968 | chiromancy+augury by fire--> Delphic oracle | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Feb 17 1989 21:32 | 1 |
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396.7969 | Delphic oracle => smart elf | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Feb 17 1989 21:39 | 0 |
396.7970 | smart elf -> Puck | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 17 1989 21:52 | 1 |
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396.7971 | Puck ==> er up! | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Fri Feb 17 1989 22:32 | 2 |
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396.7972 | er up! => Ay oop Lad! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Feb 17 1989 23:19 | 0 |
396.7973 | Ay oop Lad! -> Alley Oop | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Feb 18 1989 01:16 | 1 |
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396.7974 | Alley Oop --> Prehistoric | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Sat Feb 18 1989 01:51 | 4 |
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Re "er up lad":
-<er up lad ---> acne>-
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396.7975 | prehistoric => priest with astigmatism | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Feb 18 1989 02:17 | 6 |
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Not enough entries today ... so I'm going to miss an attempt at
.8000 That's what I get for going on-site next week! Boo Hoo!
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396.7976 | priest with astigmatism -> Father Magoo | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Feb 18 1989 02:24 | 1 |
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396.7977 | Father Magoo --> you've done it again! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Feb 18 1989 03:51 | 0 |
396.7978 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Sun Feb 19 1989 01:18 | 3 |
| -< you've done it again! --> "I say there Watson" >-
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396.7979 | "I say there, Watson" ==> "Come here, Watson. I need you." | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Sun Feb 19 1989 02:32 | 1 |
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396.7980 | "Come here, Watson. I need you." --> "Say `please.'" | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Feb 19 1989 03:12 | 0 |
396.7981 | "No time for that, Watson!" | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Sun Feb 19 1989 07:38 | 1 |
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396.7982 | "But.... it's been a month, Sir!" | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sun Feb 19 1989 21:06 | 1 |
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396.7983 | --> human bean | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Feb 20 1989 02:00 | 2 |
| -< But...it's been a month, Sir --> I don't care what it's been
--> It's been soup --> I don't care what it's been -->
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396.7984 | human bean -> Orson Bean | LEZAH::BOBBITT | mystify me | Mon Feb 20 1989 04:48 | 1 |
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396.7985 | Orson Bean ==> Orson Wells | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Mon Feb 20 1989 05:10 | 1 |
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396.7986 | Orson Wells --> 'Orse 'n cart | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Feb 20 1989 05:59 | 1 |
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396.7987 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | | Mon Feb 20 1989 06:06 | 7 |
|
-< Orson Wells -->
Well's Fargo >-
-< 'Orse 'n cart -->
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396.7988 | Well's Fargo --> Payday! | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Feb 20 1989 07:06 | 0 |
396.7989 | Payday! --> candy bar | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Feb 20 1989 08:43 | 1 |
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396.7990 | candy bar ==> whiskey bar | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Mon Feb 20 1989 09:22 | 1 |
| Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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396.7991 | whiskey bar --> prohibition | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Feb 20 1989 11:02 | 1 |
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396.7992 | prohibition --> inhibition | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Mon Feb 20 1989 12:07 | 11 |
396.7993 | inhibition --> exhibition | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Feb 20 1989 12:46 | 1 |
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396.7994 | exhibition ==> show and tell | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Mon Feb 20 1989 16:30 | 1 |
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396.7995 | kiss and tell | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Mon Feb 20 1989 16:36 | 1 |
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396.7996 | show and tell -> kiss and tell | OSL07::HENRIKW | Never say never again. Never! | Mon Feb 20 1989 16:55 | 1 |
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396.7997 | kiss and tell; kiss and tell ==> once is too much | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Tom, VAX & MIPS architecture | Mon Feb 20 1989 17:04 | 1 |
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396.7998 | once is too much --> once is not enough | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Feb 20 1989 17:15 | 1 |
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396.7999 | Once is not enough --> 7999 is not enough | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Feb 20 1989 17:19 | 1 |
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396.8000 | once is not enough ==> excess in moderation | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Mon Feb 20 1989 17:19 | 1 |
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396.8001 | excess in moderation -> too much is never enough | LEZAH::BOBBITT | mystify me | Mon Feb 20 1989 17:49 | 1 |
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396.8002 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Feb 20 1989 18:17 | 4 |
| 7999 is not enough ---------+
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too much is never enough ---+----> enough, already
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396.8003 | enough, already -> say when | LEZAH::BOBBITT | mystify me | Mon Feb 20 1989 20:03 | 1 |
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396.8004 | say when -> when ? | CAM::MAZUR | Thank you, thank you, Sam I am | Mon Feb 20 1989 20:21 | 1 |
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396.8005 | when? --> you want it when??? | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Feb 20 1989 20:50 | 0 |
396.8006 | you want it when??? --> then | LEROUF::BALLADELLI | Micky Balladelli | Mon Feb 20 1989 21:03 | 1 |
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396.8007 | then --> now | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Feb 20 1989 22:15 | 1 |
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396.8008 | then -> Them | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Feb 20 1989 22:18 | 16 |
396.8009 | <--- then us | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Mon Feb 20 1989 22:47 | 4 |
|
now -----\
--- then us
them ----/
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396.8010 | Then us --> Venice | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Feb 20 1989 23:10 | 0 |
396.8011 | Venice --> Gondola ride | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Tue Feb 21 1989 00:31 | 1 |
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396.8012 | Gondola ride --> Gondwanaland--> tectonic drift | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Tue Feb 21 1989 01:26 | 1 |
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396.8013 | tectonic drift --> get my drift? | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Feb 21 1989 01:58 | 1 |
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396.8014 | get my drift? -> Yeah, we need feedback ! | CAM::MAZUR | Thank you, thank you, Sam I am | Tue Feb 21 1989 02:19 | 1 |
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396.8015 | Yeah, we need feedback ! --> positive or negative? | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Feb 21 1989 02:35 | 0 |
396.8016 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Tue Feb 21 1989 02:52 | 2 |
| -< positive or negative? -> di-pole(ish) >-
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396.8017 | di-pile(ish) - dinky-di | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Tue Feb 21 1989 07:04 | 8 |
|
dinki- di = real as in genuine Australian
also stands for 'dual income no kids yet, dogs instead"
djw
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396.8018 | dinky-di --> okey-doke | OSL07::HENRIKW | Never say never again. Never! | Tue Feb 21 1989 15:45 | 1 |
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396.8019 | okey-dokey --> mairsy-dotes | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Tue Feb 21 1989 17:38 | 21 |
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"Mairsy-Dotes" was the name of a song popular in Wirld War II.
The lyrics went as follows:
Mairsy-dotes and dosie-dotes and littdle-lamsy-divey;
A kiddly-divey too, wouldn't you?
Mairsy-dotes and dosie-dotes and littdle-lamsy-divey;
A kiddly-divey too, wouldn't you?
If the words sound queer, and funny to your ear,
A little bit jumbled and jivey,
Sing `Mares eat oats, and does eat oats,
`And little lambs eat ivy.'
Mairsy-dotes and dosie-dotes and littdle-lamsy-divey;
A kiddly-divey too, wouldn't you?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
... just goes to show you the depths that trivia can sink to.
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396.8020 | mairsy-dotes --> antidotes | OSL07::HENRIKW | Never say never again. Never! | Tue Feb 21 1989 18:46 | 1 |
| (For a poison who's eaten poiso-nivey)
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396.8021 | Antidotes -> on little cousin Johnny | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | | Tue Feb 21 1989 18:53 | 10 |
|
> Mairsy-dotes and dosie-dotes and littdle-lamsy-divey;
> A kiddly-divey too, wouldn't you?
I thought it was;
Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy;
A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
Pete
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396.8022 | on little cousin Johnny --> knickers | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Feb 21 1989 19:29 | 11 |
|
>I thought it was;
>
> Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy;
> A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
That's the full translation. I don't recall the song translating
the second line, but the last time I kheard that tune was ages ago.
Even if not, the translation is clear from the unscrambled first
line.
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396.8023 | knickers -> barbers | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 21 1989 20:03 | 1 |
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396.8024 | (k)nickers --> whinnies | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Feb 21 1989 20:05 | 0 |
396.8025 | whinnies --> gorse | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Tue Feb 21 1989 20:23 | 1 |
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396.8026 | gorse -> geeblefletch | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Feb 21 1989 20:45 | 5 |
| In the same vein as "Mairsy-dotes ..." is the late '60s song
"Inna Godda Davida" (that spelled right?). Translated, that
comes out as "in the garden of Eden". The story has it that the
singer tried LSD for the first time on the night before
recording the song.
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396.8027 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Feb 21 1989 20:46 | 5 |
| Gorse ------+
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Barbers ----+---------->hedge trimmers
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396.8028 | hedge trimmers -> bush wackers :-) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 21 1989 23:40 | 1 |
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396.8029 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | | Wed Feb 22 1989 00:29 | 4 |
| -< bush wackers -> Dukakis supporters >-
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396.8030 | Dukakis supporters -> suspense-ers... | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 22 1989 00:32 | 1 |
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396.8031 | suspense-ers --> Stephen King and Robert Bloch | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Feb 22 1989 00:59 | 2 |
|
.... glued right to the edge of your seat....
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396.8032 | Stephen King....-> oh, horrors | LEZAH::BOBBITT | mystify me | Wed Feb 22 1989 01:29 | 1 |
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396.8033 | oh, horrors --> arrr, comfort | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Feb 22 1989 01:32 | 1 |
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396.8034 | arrr, comfort -> both feet up | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Feb 22 1989 01:38 | 1 |
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396.8035 | both feet up --> acrobat | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Feb 22 1989 01:51 | 1 |
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396.8036 | acrobat --> vampire bat | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Feb 22 1989 02:21 | 0 |
396.8037 | vampire bat --> sucker | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Feb 22 1989 02:29 | 0 |
396.8038 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Wed Feb 22 1989 02:52 | 4 |
| -< sucker --> born every minute >-
I just couldn't resist...
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396.8039 | born every minute -> regular renaissance | OSL07::HENRIKW | Never say never again. Never! | Wed Feb 22 1989 11:52 | 1 |
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396.8040 | regular renaissance --->come again? | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Wed Feb 22 1989 12:02 | 1 |
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396.8041 | come again? ==> and again, and again | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Wed Feb 22 1989 17:25 | 1 |
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396.8042 | and again, and again --> reiteration | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Feb 22 1989 17:31 | 4 |
|
Re "vampire bat":
-<vampire bat --> Transylvania Slugger>-
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396.8043 | reiteration -> repetitive loops | OSL07::HENRIKW | Never say never again. Never! | Wed Feb 22 1989 18:18 | 1 |
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396.8044 | repetitive loops --> Redundant: See Redundant | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Wed Feb 22 1989 18:35 | 1 |
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396.8045 | Redundant: See Redundant --> Jerome K Jerome | OSL07::HENRIKW | Don't worry, be Rushdie | Wed Feb 22 1989 18:42 | 1 |
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396.8046 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | | Wed Feb 22 1989 19:26 | 8 |
| -< Jerome K Jerome -> Family baseball game ?? >-
A 'K' in baseball scoring is a strikeout.
Jerome (pitching) strikes out Jerome (batting)
Pete
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396.8047 | Family baseball game -> safe at home... | LEZAH::BOBBITT | mystify me | Wed Feb 22 1989 20:07 | 1 |
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396.8048 | safe at home --> set in wall | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Feb 22 1989 20:37 | 1 |
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396.8049 | set in wall --> caterwaul | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Wed Feb 22 1989 20:48 | 1 |
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396.8050 | caterwaul -> conquors all | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Feb 22 1989 21:24 | 4 |
|
thanks, 396.8049 - I haven't seen *that* nifty word in
quite some time.
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396.8051 | conquers all --> love | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Feb 22 1989 21:58 | 2 |
|
... to coin a cliche ...
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396.8052 | love -> is a many splintered thing | LEZAH::BOBBITT | mystify me | Wed Feb 22 1989 22:56 | 1 |
|
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396.8053 | is a many splinterd thing ==> wood | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Thu Feb 23 1989 01:18 | 1 |
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396.8054 | wood --> copse | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Feb 23 1989 01:44 | 3 |
|
I was tempted wood --> box---> interred.....
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396.8055 | copse -> murder | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Thu Feb 23 1989 02:05 | 1 |
| Cops find corpse in copse -> Murder in the thicket.
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396.8056 | murder --> redrum | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Feb 23 1989 02:20 | 3 |
| A Shining reply! :-)
Dan
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396.8057 | redrum --> desserts --> stressed | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Feb 23 1989 03:55 | 0 |
396.8058 | stressed --> cubed-out | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Thu Feb 23 1989 07:16 | 10 |
|
from which the new? word has been coined --
a cubacious event - an event that caused stress
djw
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396.8059 | cubed-out --> squared up | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Thu Feb 23 1989 13:32 | 1 |
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396.8060 | squared up --> boxed in | OSL07::HENRIKW | Don't worry, be Rushdie | Thu Feb 23 1989 14:02 | 1 |
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396.8061 | boxed in --> Frank Bruno | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Thu Feb 23 1989 17:42 | 1 |
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396.8062 | Frank Bruno -+> Run for Bank (anag) | IOSG::ROBERTS | Absolutely! .... and why not? | Thu Feb 23 1989 20:46 | 1 |
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396.8063 | Run for Bank --> financial panic | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Feb 23 1989 22:44 | 14 |
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Re: -<murder --> redrum>-
Before Stephen King used it in _The Shining_; indeed, possibly before
Stephen King was even born, Chester Gould used the name in his _Dick
Tracy_ comic strip series. One of the villians was a man called
"The Blank," because he appeared to have no face (no eyes, nose,
or mouth). He was really wearing a flesh-colored stocking mask
that completely hid his features. His last name in his "real" identity
was "Redrum."
As a further point of trivia, Gould used the reverse-spelled name
a few other times. Jerome Trohs was a midget, as his last name
should clrarly indicate...
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396.8064 | Financial Panic --> (Teddy) Bears' Picnic | RICKS::SATOW | | Thu Feb 23 1989 23:46 | 1 |
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396.8065 | (Teddy) Bears' Picnic -> Dave Van Ronk | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 24 1989 00:34 | 1 |
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396.8066 | Dave Van Ronk ---> Toulouse LeTrec | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Fri Feb 24 1989 01:30 | 1 |
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396.8067 | Toulouse LeTrec -> Toutight LeJeans | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Feb 24 1989 02:12 | 1 |
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396.8068 | Toutight LeJeans --> Toulong LeNose | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Feb 24 1989 07:16 | 0 |
396.8069 | Toulong LeNose --> Toushort LaLife | OSL07::HENRIKW | Don't worry, be Rushdie | Fri Feb 24 1989 15:23 | 1 |
| Toulong LeNose --> Toulong L'Art -->
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396.8070 | Toushort LaLife -> Mayfly | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Feb 24 1989 17:05 | 1 |
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396.8071 | Mayfly => vita brevis | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Fri Feb 24 1989 17:27 | 7 |
| Re .8063
Did `The Shining' come before the horse named Red Rum (who won
the Grand National a record number of times [3, I think] in the
seventies)?
b
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396.8072 | vita brevis --> vita levis | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Feb 24 1989 17:33 | 4 |
|
or
-<vita brevis -->mortis profundus>-
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396.8073 | vita levis -> life Levis (jeans) -> spandex | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 24 1989 19:04 | 1 |
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396.8074 | spandex --> skin tight | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Feb 24 1989 19:58 | 0 |
396.8075 | skin tight --> flay drunk | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Feb 24 1989 20:35 | 1 |
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396.8076 | flay drunk --> flay of fish | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Sat Feb 25 1989 03:03 | 1 |
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396.8077 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Sun Feb 26 1989 01:44 | 1 |
| -< flay of fish --> flying fish >-
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396.8078 | flying fish -> flying tigers | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sun Feb 26 1989 01:50 | 1 |
|
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396.8079 | flying tigers --> cats on the wing | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Feb 26 1989 06:17 | 0 |
396.8080 | cats on the wing --> lion on the ground | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Mon Feb 27 1989 02:22 | 2 |
|
flying tigers --> more dec deliveries?
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396.8081 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Mon Feb 27 1989 04:48 | 1 |
|
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396.8082 | scarecrow in the field --> corny | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Feb 27 1989 05:39 | 0 |
396.8083 | corny--> cobs | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Feb 27 1989 05:42 | 1 |
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396.8084 | cobs --> pens | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Mon Feb 27 1989 12:33 | 1 |
|
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396.8085 | pens --> sword-swallowers | IOSG::CARLIN | Dick Carlin IOSG | Mon Feb 27 1989 15:02 | 2 |
|
... mightier than the ...
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396.8086 | sword swallowers --> hard diet | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Feb 27 1989 16:28 | 1 |
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396.8087 | Tovarich.....> or not Tovarich ? | INCH::PREECE | Just a shallow hole, Moriarty. | Mon Feb 27 1989 16:36 | 4 |
| Egg Nog, as in the small group of Scots islands, Rum, Egg and Nog.
Ian
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396.8088 | Egg Nog --> Muck | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Mon Feb 27 1989 16:48 | 1 |
| Rhum, Eigg and Muck?
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396.8089 | Muck -> & Meyer | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Feb 27 1989 16:56 | 4 |
|
never did understand that association.
an obscure law firm, perhaps?
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396.8090 | Meyer ==> mire | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Mon Feb 27 1989 17:37 | 10 |
| > <<< Note 396.8089 by MELEE::BIELSKI "Stan B." >>>
> -< Muck -> & Meyer >-
> never did understand that association.
> an obscure law firm, perhaps?
I think the correct spelling is mire (as in a bog of mud).
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396.8091 | mire --> Breckenridge | SUBURB::GOREI | | Mon Feb 27 1989 18:03 | 3 |
|
sp?
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396.8092 | Breckenridge -> Downhill Racer | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Mon Feb 27 1989 18:47 | 1 |
|
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396.8093 | Downhill Racer --> uphill plodder | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Feb 27 1989 19:13 | 6 |
|
we seem to have left Tovarich or not Tovarich and hard diet
hanging...any one with any bright ideas?
Bonnie
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396.8094 | Siberia | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Feb 27 1989 19:18 | 6 |
|
re: -1
These ideas were Russian through my mind...
uphill plodder + Hard diet + Tovarich == X
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396.8095 | Siberia --> gulag | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Feb 27 1989 20:25 | 0 |
396.8096 | gulag -> archipelago | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Feb 27 1989 22:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.8097 | archipelago --> Archie Pelican | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Feb 27 1989 22:56 | 8 |
|
Re "Muck & Meyer":
Naturally, the correct spelling is "muck and mire." However in
the _very_ early days of television, there existed a show called
_Mack and Meyer For Hire_, obviously a play on "muck and mire."
Therefore, a half-remembered reference to this obscure TV show might
have triggered the response.
|
396.8098 | Archie Pelican ==> Archie Bunker | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Mon Feb 27 1989 23:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.8099 | Archie Bunker -> meathead | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Feb 27 1989 23:36 | 1 |
|
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396.8100 | meathead --> vegetable brain | POOL::TRUMPLER | Mona, you're a brick | Mon Feb 27 1989 23:56 | 0 |
396.8101 | vegetable brain --> vegetable marrow | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Feb 28 1989 00:26 | 1 |
|
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396.8102 | vegetable marrow --> vegetable soup | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Feb 28 1989 00:52 | 6 |
|
Again,
"Soup of the evening, beautiful soup," is a ridiculous sentence.
It has no verb.
-- Henry Morgan, ca. 1960
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396.8103 | vegetable soup --> couch potato(e) gathering | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Tue Feb 28 1989 01:27 | 1 |
|
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396.8104 | couch potato(e) gathering --> crisps on the couch | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Feb 28 1989 07:38 | 1 |
|
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396.8105 | crisps on the couch --> chips of the block | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Tue Feb 28 1989 12:57 | 1 |
|
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396.8106 | chips off the old block --> potatogenesis | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Feb 28 1989 17:03 | 3 |
|
From the eyes of potatoes grow more porato plants. Well, I suppose
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396.8107 | potatogenesis --> Star Trek | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Tue Feb 28 1989 17:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.8108 | Star Trek -> burnt feet | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 28 1989 18:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.8109 | Star Trek -> Star Bleech | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Feb 28 1989 18:03 | 8 |
| with such memorables as :
Captain Kwerk
Mr Spook
So-lo
Jer-kov
(you had to be there)
|
396.8110 | | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Feb 28 1989 18:41 | 5 |
|
Star Bleech -----|
|---> white sands
burnt feet ------|
|
396.8111 | White Sands --> Black Rock | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Feb 28 1989 18:45 | 0 |
396.8112 | Black Rock -> White Blues | OSL07::HENRIKW | Don't worry, be Rushdie | Tue Feb 28 1989 18:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.8113 | White Blues --> Laundry bluing | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Feb 28 1989 20:40 | 14 |
|
Re "Black Rock":
-<Black Rock --> Bad Day>-
... older film stasrring Spencer Tracy and as youngish Lee Marvin ...
or
-<Black Rock --> White Rock>-
... if you're interested in diaphonous-clad Pretty Young Things
with wings who like to spare into the limpid depths of a pool.
See the mixer label.
|
396.8114 | Laundry bluing --> Lauditory Booing | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Feb 28 1989 20:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.8115 | lauditory booing -> Slow Hand-Clap | GAO::DKEATING | Slot Machines are Coiniverous! | Tue Feb 28 1989 22:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.8116 | Slow Hand-Clap -> Eric "Slow Hand" Clapton | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Feb 28 1989 22:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.8117 | Eric "Slow Hand" Clapton ==> Cream | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Tue Feb 28 1989 22:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.8118 | Cream --> Crop | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Feb 28 1989 22:56 | 0 |
396.8119 | Crop --> grass [he said, sheepishly] | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Feb 28 1989 23:00 | 13 |
|
Re "lauditory booing":
-<lauditory booing --> oxymoron>-
or
-<lauditory booing --> tears of joy>-
Re "slow hand clap":
That's a tempting straightline, but I'll resist.
|
396.8120 | grass, [he said, sheepishly] -> wool, [he said, deceivingly] | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 28 1989 23:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.8121 | "wool" he said ... -> "sheep" he said wolfishly | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Feb 28 1989 23:38 | 3 |
| Re: Steve's comment about not commenting on "slow hand clap"
Is that sort of like the story of Moby Dick and the
four skin-divers? ;-)
|
396.8122 | sheep ... => sleep [he said drosilly(?)] | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Mar 01 1989 00:37 | 1 |
| 1...2...3...4...5...6...7.........
|
396.8123 | sleep... -> z z z Z Z [he said thoughtlessly] | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Mar 01 1989 00:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.8124 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Mar 01 1989 01:14 | 9 |
| z z z Z Z ---> Zs, guy --> Syzygy ---> Nuclear exchange ---+
[biological] |
|
|
+- whipping post <-- switchboard <-- telephone exchange <--+
|
|
+---> stock ---> bond ---> spy ---> code ---> bug ---> bee
[security --> James]
|
396.8125 | James -> 007, [he said, code-a-silly] | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Mar 01 1989 01:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.8126 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Mar 01 1989 01:34 | 7 |
| bees -----+--->seas -----> seven ------> integer --+
| |
007 ------+-->numbers ---> prime number -----------+--> mathematics
Re .8124: [Security --> James] was in brackets to explain the
transition.
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396.8127 | mathematics + bee -> Queen | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Mar 01 1989 01:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.8128 | Queen ==> King | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Wed Mar 01 1989 01:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.8129 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Wed Mar 01 1989 10:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.8130 | | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Wed Mar 01 1989 12:12 | 1 |
|
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396.8131 | smoked Salmon -> Rushdie's demise | CAM::MAZUR | Thank you, thank you, Sam I am | Wed Mar 01 1989 17:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.8132 | Rushdie's demise --> Satanic Curses | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Wed Mar 01 1989 19:01 | 1 |
|
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396.8133 | Satanic Curses-->Saints Praises | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Mar 01 1989 19:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.8134 | Saints Praises --> Saints preserve us! | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Mar 01 1989 20:12 | 2 |
|
... to add something Gaelic ...
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396.8135 | Saints preserve us! -> Help us out of a *jam*! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Mar 01 1989 20:47 | 1 |
|
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396.8136 | help...jam => Strawberry Fields Forever | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Mar 01 1989 21:00 | 1 |
|
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396.8137 | Strawberry Fields Forever -> toast to the Beatles | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Mar 01 1989 21:44 | 1 |
|
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396.8138 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IfHellFreezsOver,WhereCanIReachYou | Wed Mar 01 1989 21:47 | 4 |
| -< toast to the Beatles --> everything else to the roaches >-
|
396.8139 | everything else to the roaches ---> Hal Roach | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Mar 01 1989 22:04 | 3 |
|
The Hal Roach studios produced some of the classic short-subject
slapstick comedies shown in movie theaters.
|
396.8140 | Hal Roach -> la cucaracha | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Mar 01 1989 23:10 | 1 |
| Ay-yi yi-yi!
|
396.8141 | la cucaracha --> ghetto horn | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Mar 02 1989 00:10 | 0 |
396.8142 | ghetto horn --> green light | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Thu Mar 02 1989 01:26 | 3 |
|
shortest time span known to man...
from green light to horn sounding
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396.8143 | green light --> district | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Mar 02 1989 03:47 | 0 |
396.8144 | district --> Attorney | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Thu Mar 02 1989 12:01 | 1 |
|
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396.8145 | Attorney --> A Spinney | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Thu Mar 02 1989 12:34 | 1 |
|
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396.8146 | A spinney ---> a copse | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Mar 02 1989 15:44 | 1 |
|
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396.8147 | A copse --> A robberse | RUTLND::SATOW | | Thu Mar 02 1989 19:02 | 0 |
396.8148 | a copse ==> a thicket | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Thu Mar 02 1989 19:03 | 1 |
|
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396.8149 | a thicket + a robberse -> burglars in the brambles | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Mar 02 1989 19:10 | 1 |
|
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396.8150 | a thicket --> a wicket | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Thu Mar 02 1989 19:11 | 1 |
|
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396.8151 | a wicket --> sticky | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Mar 02 1989 19:59 | 1 |
|
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396.8152 | sticky ==> little kids | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Thu Mar 02 1989 20:00 | 1 |
|
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396.8153 | | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Thu Mar 02 1989 20:35 | 4 |
| sticky -----------------+
+--+----------------> hot jam
|
Burglars in the brambles --+
|
396.8154 | hot jam -> toe jam football | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Mar 02 1989 22:01 | 2 |
| for you Beatle fans...
|
396.8155 | toe jam football -> shoeless | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Mar 02 1989 22:42 | 2 |
| The Denver Bronco field-goal kicker doesn't wear a shoe.
I imagine that he jams his toe occasionally...
|
396.8156 | little kids +shoeless = summer time! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Mar 02 1989 23:22 | 1 |
|
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396.8157 | summer time --> and the living is easy... | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Mar 03 1989 01:23 | 19 |
|
Re .-1:
It shoulda been:
Little kids ---------+
|
|
shoeless ------------+------> barefoot boy with cheeks of tan
The response for this one is from the Gershwin song ...
an alternate might be:
-<summer time --> good old>-
or:
-<summer time! --> Daylight Savings>-
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396.8158 | and the living is easy... --> Vicar of Bray | SEEK::HUGHES | Thus thru Windows call on us(Donne) | Fri Mar 03 1989 02:00 | 6 |
|
From the song:
...and whatsoever King may reign,
I'll still be the Vicar of Bray, sir!
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396.8159 | Vicar of Bray --> religious donkey? | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Fri Mar 03 1989 17:54 | 0 |
396.8160 | religious donkey? -> praying mantis | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Mar 03 1989 18:07 | 1 |
|
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396.8161 | religious donkey -> bore mary to the manger | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Mar 03 1989 18:07 | 1 |
|
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396.8162 | bore mary to the manger --> croissant | FOOT::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, Basingstoke | Fri Mar 03 1989 18:26 | 5 |
|
...so WAF is still going strong, I see...
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396.8163 | croissant -> St. Croix | CAM::MAZUR | Thank you, thank you, Sam I am | Fri Mar 03 1989 18:34 | 1 |
|
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396.8164 | St. Croix -> async roi | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Mar 03 1989 18:55 | 6 |
|
... the opposite of a synchronous king....
Arie
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396.8165 | loose ends: ==> supplicant | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Mar 03 1989 19:01 | 3 |
| loose ends:
praying mantis + async roi ==>
|
396.8166 | supplicant ==> suppliment | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Fri Mar 03 1989 19:39 | 1 |
|
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396.8167 | | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Fri Mar 03 1989 20:53 | 2 |
| -< suppliment -> sup-lament -> heartburn >-
|
396.8168 | heartburn -> sideburns | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Mar 03 1989 21:10 | 3 |
| Have you noticed that some men have (for lack of a better name)
inverse sideburns? That's when they are shaved all the way
to the top of the ear...
|
396.8169 | sideburns --> handlebars | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Mar 03 1989 21:41 | 1 |
|
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396.8170 | Handlebars --> Love handles | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Mar 03 1989 21:59 | 0 |
396.8171 | love handles => diet | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Mar 03 1989 22:08 | 1 |
|
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396.8172 | diet -> of Worms | CAM::MAZUR | Thank you, thank you, Sam I am | Fri Mar 03 1989 22:16 | 1 |
|
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396.8173 | of Worms --> of vermifuges | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Mar 03 1989 22:25 | 4 |
|
Re "handlebars":
-<handlebars --> manage saloons>-
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396.8174 | vermifuge -> subterfuge | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Mar 04 1989 00:38 | 1 |
| Worms live below the earth..
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396.8175 | subterfuge -> lie under ground | ULTRA::WITTENBERG | Secure Systems for Insecure People | Sat Mar 04 1989 02:55 | 2 |
| subterfuge -- subterain \ lie under ground
subterfuge -- lie /
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396.8176 | lie under ground --> fib in the mines | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Mar 04 1989 03:17 | 0 |
396.8177 | fib in the mines --> tell the truth in the yours | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sat Mar 04 1989 03:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.8178 | ...truth in the yours -> honesty is the best policy | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Sat Mar 04 1989 22:02 | 1 |
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396.8179 | honesty is the best policy -> not term life? | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Mar 04 1989 23:34 | 0 |
396.8180 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Sun Mar 05 1989 01:21 | 2 |
| -< not term life? --> get Met Life, it pays? >-
|
396.8181 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IfHellFreezsOver,WhereCanIReachYou | Sun Mar 05 1989 01:56 | 1 |
| -< get Met Life, it pays? --> I get Sports Illustrated >-
|
396.8182 | | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Mar 05 1989 08:10 | 0 |
396.8183 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Mon Mar 06 1989 06:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.8184 | to bikini or not atoll => mind-blowing place | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Mar 06 1989 18:25 | 0 |
396.8185 | mind-blowing place -> work | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Mar 06 1989 23:36 | 1 |
|
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396.8186 | work --> Jack | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Mar 07 1989 00:02 | 2 |
|
...All work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy...
|
396.8187 | Jack -> Daw | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Mar 07 1989 00:17 | 2 |
| And you thought I was going to say "in the box"....;)
|
396.8188 | Daw ==> What's up doc? | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Tue Mar 07 1989 00:46 | 3 |
|
As in Bugs Bunny and crew.....
|
396.8189 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Mar 07 1989 02:10 | 1 |
| What's up doc ? => Have you seen a scwoowy wooking wabbit awound heeya ?
|
396.8190 | Have you... heeya --> lisp--> Hackers are (bound to '(do it)) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Tue Mar 07 1989 02:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.8191 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Tue Mar 07 1989 03:21 | 2 |
| -< Hackers are (bound to '(do it)) --> Hatchet jobs >-
|
396.8192 | Hatchet jobs --> chicken & egg | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Mar 07 1989 03:48 | 0 |
396.8193 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Tue Mar 07 1989 05:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.8194 | which came first --> box | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Mar 07 1989 05:59 | 3 |
| You can check it out .0. Just press KP1 8,194 times. :-)
Dan
|
396.8195 | Box --> crate | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IfHellFreezsOver,WhereCanIReachYou | Tue Mar 07 1989 08:58 | 6 |
|
Did you think I'd say "cuff"? :^)
Pete
|
396.8196 | crate --> Nigerian diplomat | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Tue Mar 07 1989 16:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.8197 | Nigerian diplomat => dickhead | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Tue Mar 07 1989 17:23 | 1 |
| Not a racist association; via `Dikko'
|
396.8198 | dickhead -> slimeball | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Mar 07 1989 18:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.8199 | slimeball --> blow your nose | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Mar 07 1989 19:42 | 0 |
396.8200 | blow your nose => A bird in the Hand | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Mar 07 1989 19:54 | 4 |
| As in
"A bird in the hand ain't worth nothin'
when you're trying to blow your nose!"
|
396.8201 | A bird in the Hand --> bushes | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Mar 07 1989 20:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.8202 | bushes --> centerfolds | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Mar 07 1989 21:41 | 0 |
396.8203 | -<centerfolds-->lusardi/fox | KERNEL::NDAY | | Tue Mar 07 1989 22:12 | 3 |
| -<centerfolds-->lusardi/fox
|
396.8204 | lusardi/fox --> one brain cell each | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Tue Mar 07 1989 22:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.8205 | one (brain) cell each -> in the slammer | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Be *Excellent* To Each Other | Tue Mar 07 1989 22:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.8206 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Mar 07 1989 22:46 | 0 |
396.8207 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IfHellFreezsOver,WhereCanIReachYou | Tue Mar 07 1989 22:51 | 1 |
396.8208 | that's _my_ pen (Italian) -> c'est mon plume | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Mar 07 1989 23:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.8209 | c'est mon plume --> a feather in your cap | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Wed Mar 08 1989 02:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.8210 | a feather in your cap => So YOU'RE Robin Hood ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Mar 08 1989 02:53 | 0 |
396.8211 | So YOU'RE Robin Hood! --> Maxwell Smart | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Mar 08 1989 03:24 | 0 |
396.8212 | Maxwell Smart -> High-Tech currency | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Mar 08 1989 14:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.8213 | high-tech currency -> Plastic | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Be *Excellent* To Each Other | Wed Mar 08 1989 18:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.8214 | Plastic --> Elastic | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Wed Mar 08 1989 19:07 | 0 |
396.8215 | Elastic --> Knicker | YARD::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, Basingstoke | Wed Mar 08 1989 19:41 | 3 |
396.8216 | Knicker -> Bocker | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Mar 08 1989 20:04 | 0 |
396.8217 | Bocker --> belcher | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Wed Mar 08 1989 20:09 | 6 |
|
Look it up in your Chambers English Dictionary (if you have one)
Mat.
*:o)
|
396.8218 | belcher --> Mick | AYOV27::ISMITH | Tauro-Scatological Expletive | Wed Mar 08 1989 20:38 | 3 |
| Well, it's close enough. 8^}
Ian.
|
396.8219 | Mick -> Irish | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Mar 08 1989 21:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.8220 | Irish => And we like it too! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Mar 08 1989 23:16 | 1 |
| after an TV commercial for Irish Spring soap
|
396.8221 | And we like it too! --> More? More? The boy wanted more! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Thu Mar 09 1989 06:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.8222 | More? More? The boy wanted more! --> What the Dickens...? | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Thu Mar 09 1989 15:13 | 0 |
396.8223 | What the Dickens...? -> 2 cities for the price of 1! | OSL07::HENRIKW | Don't worry, be Rushdie | Thu Mar 09 1989 17:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.8224 | 2 cities for the price of 1! -> Budapest | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Mar 09 1989 17:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.8225 | Budapest --> Fred, a locust. | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Thu Mar 09 1989 17:23 | 0 |
396.8226 | Fred, a locust => Cursed, `F...', a lot | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Thu Mar 09 1989 17:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.8227 | cursed, `F...' a lot --> blessed Camelot | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Mar 09 1989 19:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.8228 | blessed Camelot -> used car lot | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Mar 09 1989 21:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.8229 | -<used car lot->multistorey>- | KERNEL::NDAY | | Thu Mar 09 1989 21:39 | 2 |
|
|
396.8230 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IfHellFreezsOver,WhereCanIReachYou | Thu Mar 09 1989 22:47 | 1 |
| -< multistorey --> anthology >-
|
396.8231 | anthology -> The Collection | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Be *Excellent* To Each Other | Thu Mar 09 1989 22:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.8232 | The Collection -> Church | SAGE::GREER | | Thu Mar 09 1989 23:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.8233 | Church ---> Mouse | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Mar 10 1989 00:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.8234 | Mouse -> Chocolate | LEZAH::BOBBITT | be *excellent* to each other | Fri Mar 10 1989 00:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.8235 | Chocolate --> passion | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Mar 10 1989 04:03 | 1 |
|
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396.8236 | passion --> lane | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Mar 10 1989 07:41 | 3 |
| You know, they have them on highways.
Dan
|
396.8237 | lane--> lovers | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Mar 10 1989 08:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.8238 | lovers -> dreamers | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Mar 10 1989 12:09 | 6 |
|
RE "chocolate"
chocolate -> wrestling
;-)
Arie
|
396.8239 | -<dreamers->nightmares>- | KERNEL::NDAY | | Fri Mar 10 1989 18:31 | 2 |
|
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396.8240 | nightmares --> Elm Street | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Mar 10 1989 18:38 | 9 |
|
... Yoo hoo! Freddy ...
re "lovers":
-<lovers --> Tarot>-
... one of the major arcana in the nTarot deck is a card called
"The Lovers." Fairly sensual, in some decks.
|
396.8241 | Elm Street -> 1313 Mockingbird Lane | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Mar 10 1989 20:05 | 1 |
| The munsters address
|
396.8242 | 1313 Mockingbird Lane --> 13 Mockingbird Ln, Maynard | POOL::TRUMPLER | Mona, you're a brick | Fri Mar 10 1989 20:48 | 3 |
|
The address of some friends of mine (who bear little resemblance to
the Munsters).
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396.8243 | 13 Mockingbird lane, Maynard --> Really, Dobie? | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Mar 10 1989 22:38 | 2 |
|
... for ancient TV nostalgiaphiles.
|
396.8244 | Really, Dobie? -> Do' be cruel | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Mar 10 1989 23:49 | 2 |
| Elvis lives!
(anagrammically at least)
|
396.8245 | Do' be cruel ---> to a heart that's true | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sat Mar 11 1989 03:24 | 1 |
|
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396.8246 | to a heart that's true -> kudos! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Sun Mar 12 1989 10:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.8247 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Mon Mar 13 1989 04:43 | 2 |
| -< kudos! --> No snack food here! >-
|
396.8248 | No snack food here! -> BOX lunch ;^) | TRCO01::FINNEY | Keep cool, but do not freeze ... | Mon Mar 13 1989 04:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.8249 | BOX lunch ;-) --> starting over | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Mar 13 1989 05:22 | 0 |
396.8250 | starting over ---> parachute jump | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Mon Mar 13 1989 06:16 | 9 |
|
BOX lunch -- >square meal
or BOX lunch -- > OXO Cube
or BOX-lunch --- > karate and chips
however...
|
396.8251 | parachute jump --> sky dive | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Mar 13 1989 09:13 | 0 |
396.8252 | sky dive -> Sparkles | TRCO01::FINNEY | Keep cool, but do not freeze ... | Mon Mar 13 1989 09:18 | 1 |
| Sparkles is a bar on the top of the CN Tower in Toronto
|
396.8253 | Sparkles -> space bar | OSL07::HENRIKW | Don't worry, be Rushdie | Mon Mar 13 1989 16:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.8254 | space bar -> interstellar pub | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Mar 13 1989 17:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.8255 | | LEROUF::BALLADELLI | Micky Balladelli | Mon Mar 13 1989 17:32 | 1 |
| interstellar pub --> the restaurant at the end of the universe
|
396.8256 | restaurant @ end of the universe -> after-life mints | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Mar 13 1989 18:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.8257 | after-life mints -> because you can't take money with you | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Mar 13 1989 18:52 | 0 |
396.8258 | 'cause u can't take $ with u -> nudist bar payment schedule | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Mar 13 1989 19:06 | 0 |
396.8259 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Mar 13 1989 19:38 | 2 |
| nudist bar payment schedule => natural fees
|
396.8260 | natural fees ---> organic payments | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Mar 13 1989 20:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.8261 | organic payments --> church restoration fund | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Mon Mar 13 1989 20:14 | 0 |
396.8262 | church restoration fund -> monastery monetary fund | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Mar 13 1989 21:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.8263 | monastery monetary fund --> Brass MONKeys | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Mon Mar 13 1989 21:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.8264 | Brass Monkeys -> pink elephants | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Mar 14 1989 00:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.8265 | pink elephants --> psychedelic pachyderms | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Mar 14 1989 00:08 | 0 |
396.8266 | psychedelic pachyderms --> tatooed afghanis | TRCO01::FINNEY | Keep cool, but do not freeze ... | Tue Mar 14 1989 00:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.8267 | tatooed afghanis --> crewel afghans | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Mar 14 1989 00:36 | 1 |
|
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396.8268 | crewel afghans ----> crewel lye | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Mar 14 1989 01:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.8269 | crewel lye --> coal tar soap | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Tue Mar 14 1989 01:43 | 1 |
|
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396.8270 | coal tar soap --> clean coal tar | LESNET::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Mar 14 1989 01:53 | 2 |
|
... If you clean saddles with saddle soap ...
|
396.8271 | clean coal tar => scrubbed seaman shipping coal | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Mar 14 1989 02:27 | 0 |
396.8272 | scrubbed seaman shipping coal -> navy navvy | TRCO01::FINNEY | Keep cool, but do not freeze ... | Tue Mar 14 1989 05:03 | 1 |
|
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396.8273 | navy navvy --> airy fairy | AYOV27::ISMITH | The fastest way is by Trism! | Tue Mar 14 1989 12:29 | 1 |
|
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396.8274 | -<airy fairy-->peter pan>- | KERNEL::NDAY | | Tue Mar 14 1989 15:22 | 1 |
|
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396.8275 | peter pan ---> tinker bell | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Mar 14 1989 16:46 | 1 |
|
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396.8276 | tinker's cuss | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Tue Mar 14 1989 17:04 | 1 |
|
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396.8277 | tinker's cuss --> so do longshoreme'n | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Mar 14 1989 17:41 | 9 |
|
small nit: "tinker's cuss" is probably a locution for "tinker's
damn." "Tinker's damn" is a misunderstanding of "tinker's dam."
A tinker was a metalworker; the "dam" was a barrier to flowing metal.
Nothing cussed about it; it was just considered worth very little.
re "peter pan":
-<peter pan --> bedpan>-
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396.8278 | so do longshoremen => how about short inland women ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Mar 14 1989 18:59 | 0 |
396.8279 | How about short inland women -> Inland Amazonians | SAGE::GREER | | Tue Mar 14 1989 20:01 | 1 |
|
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396.8280 | Amazonians -> Arizonians | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Mar 14 1989 21:17 | 1 |
|
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396.8281 | Arizonians -> Maniacs | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Mar 14 1989 21:55 | 3 |
|
from Maine, of course, in preference to Mainers, Mainites, etc.
|
396.8282 | Maniacs --> LOCOmotion | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Mar 14 1989 22:02 | 1 |
|
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396.8283 | LOCOmotion -> poco a poco | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Mar 14 1989 22:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.8284 | poco a poco -> mio crescendo | TRCO01::FINNEY | Keep cool, but do not freeze ... | Wed Mar 15 1989 00:24 | 1 |
|
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396.8285 | mio crescendo => ate too many chilean grapes | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Mar 15 1989 02:51 | 0 |
396.8286 | ate too many chilean grapes -> arsenic & old lace | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Mar 15 1989 06:57 | 1 |
|
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396.8287 | arsenic & old lace -> our scenic old place | TRCO01::FINNEY | Keep cool, but do not freeze ... | Wed Mar 15 1989 09:04 | 1 |
|
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396.8288 | our scenic old place => Gothic | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Wed Mar 15 1989 16:53 | 7 |
| Re: tinker's cuss
That was a good nit to pick, Steve, but the nit wasn't mine. I was
under the impression that the bit of metal the tinker used was called
a `cuss' (again, nothing cussed about it).
b
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396.8289 | Gothic -> Novel | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Mar 15 1989 18:31 | 1 |
|
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396.8290 | Novel --> New fiction | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Mar 15 1989 18:41 | 1 |
|
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396.8291 | New fiction --> No friction | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Wed Mar 15 1989 22:06 | 0 |
396.8292 | no friction => slip sliding away | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Mar 15 1989 22:32 | 0 |
396.8293 | Slip Sliding away -> gone fishing | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Mar 16 1989 00:02 | 1 |
|
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396.8294 | gone fishing --> gone fission! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Mar 16 1989 00:39 | 1 |
|
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396.8295 | gone fission! -> no nukes | TRCO01::FINNEY | Keep cool, but do not freeze ... | Thu Mar 16 1989 02:23 | 1 |
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396.8296 | no nukes --> No Dukes | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Mar 16 1989 03:46 | 0 |
396.8297 | No Dukes ==> a Quail in the Bush.... | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Thu Mar 16 1989 18:04 | 1 |
|
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396.8298 | a Quayle in the Bush -> is worth a Tower in the Detox clinic | CAM::MAZUR | Thank you, thank you, Sam I am | Thu Mar 16 1989 18:14 | 1 |
|
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396.8299 | is worth a Tower ... => and the towers fall around us | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Mar 16 1989 18:27 | 0 |
396.8300 | and the towers fall around us -> Fawlty Towers | CAM::MAZUR | Thank you, thank you, Sam I am | Thu Mar 16 1989 18:33 | 1 |
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|
396.8301 | Fawlty Towers --> Towers of Hanoi | RUTLND::SATOW | | Thu Mar 16 1989 19:31 | 0 |
396.8302 | Towers of Hanoi -> Fredericks of Hollywood | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Mar 16 1989 19:57 | 2 |
| utterly unrelated - but the first thing that came to mind
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396.8303 | Fredricks of Hollywood ==> Frankie goes to Hollywood | THEGIZ::PITARD | Did YOU clear that thru ME? | Thu Mar 16 1989 22:59 | 1 |
|
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396.8304 | frankie goes to hollywood -> Frank & Stein, attnys at law | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu Mar 16 1989 23:43 | 1 |
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396.8305 | (Frank & Stein) attorneys --> Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe | POOL::TRUMPLER | Mona, you're a brick | Fri Mar 17 1989 01:28 | 1 |
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396.8306 | ..D, C & H--> Batten, Burton, Dunsten & Osborne | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Mar 17 1989 06:23 | 6 |
|
I think I have that right, it was the name of a Boston Lawyers
firm that my dad said sounded like a trunk falling downstairs.
Bonnie
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396.8307 | Batten,Burton,Dunsten & Osborne -> Baby Do | TRCO01::FINNEY | Keep cool, but do not freeze ... | Fri Mar 17 1989 06:27 | 1 |
|
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396.8308 | Baby Do => Baby doncha leave me | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Fri Mar 17 1989 17:22 | 1 |
|
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396.8309 | Baby doncha leave me -> Don't leave me this way | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Mar 17 1989 19:02 | 1 |
|
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396.8310 | don't leave...-> Which way did he go? | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Mar 17 1989 21:44 | 1 |
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396.8311 | Which way did he go? -> Wrongway Corrigan | TRCO01::FINNEY | Keep cool, but do not freeze ... | Fri Mar 17 1989 22:04 | 1 |
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396.8312 | Wrongway Corrigan -> Captain Wrongway Peachfuzz | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Mar 17 1989 22:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.8313 | Captain Wrongway Peachfuzz --> Captain Pugwash | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Sat Mar 18 1989 16:59 | 0 |
396.8314 | Captain Pugwash---> backwasundertow | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sun Mar 19 1989 04:12 | 1 |
|
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396.8315 | backwasundertow -> foreisoverpush | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sun Mar 19 1989 13:48 | 1 |
|
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396.8316 | see below ... | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | | Sun Mar 19 1989 20:47 | 2 |
| foreisoverpush --> bespectacled person sitting on drunken cat
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396.8317 | bespectacled person sitting on drunken cat => giddyap | THEGIZ::PITARD | WILD in the streets! | Mon Mar 20 1989 18:21 | 1 |
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396.8318 | giddyap -> Silly Barks | CAM::MAZUR | Thank you, thank you, Sam I am | Mon Mar 20 1989 19:09 | 1 |
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396.8319 | silly barks -> Mad Dogs and Englishmen | GAO::DKEATING | Even Richard Nixon has got Soul | Mon Mar 20 1989 19:51 | 1 |
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396.8320 | midday sun | KERNEL::NDAY | | Mon Mar 20 1989 21:10 | 1 |
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396.8321 | -<mad dogs & englishmen>-midday sun | KERNEL::NDAY | | Mon Mar 20 1989 21:11 | 3 |
| sorry.should read as above.
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396.8322 | midday sun -> $ set noon | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Mar 20 1989 21:50 | 1 |
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396.8323 | $ set noon ==> SYS-F-MISTOOK, System has just become toast | THEGIZ::PITARD | WILD in the streets! | Mon Mar 20 1989 22:22 | 1 |
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396.8324 | | TRCO01::FINNEY | Keep cool, but do not freeze ... | Tue Mar 21 1989 00:09 | 1 |
| -< SYS-F-MISTOOK, System ... toast -> Open the pod bay doors, HAL ...>-
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396.8325 | Open the pod bay doors... -> I'm sorry, I can't do that, Dave | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Mar 21 1989 01:07 | 1 |
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396.8326 | I'm sorry I can't do that, Dave -> device unknown | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Tue Mar 21 1989 15:03 | 10 |
|
Hey, I'm disappointed. I expected to get a lot of
$ SET JOYOFLEX/AUTOWAF
associations....
:-)
Arie
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396.8327 | device unknown -> return to sys.manager | EGAV01::DKEATING | Even Richard Nixon has got Soul | Tue Mar 21 1989 17:43 | 1 |
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396.8328 | device unknown --> secret sin | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Mar 21 1989 17:43 | 7 |
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Well, let's like the two unassociated ones:
Towers of Hanoi ---> Towers of Texas ---> fooling around ---+
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|
Fredrick's of Hollywood <-- teasing <--------+
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396.8329 | secret sin --> Tele-evangelist | SAGE::GREER | | Tue Mar 21 1989 18:24 | 4 |
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Not always THAT secret!
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396.8330 | Tele-evangelist -> St. Silicon | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Mar 21 1989 18:51 | 1 |
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396.8331 | return to system manager + St. Slicon --> computer gods | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Mar 21 1989 18:54 | 1 |
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396.8332 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Mar 21 1989 19:30 | 1 |
| -<Computer gods --> Saint Vidicon --> icons>-
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396.8333 | icons --> the great glass eye | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Mar 21 1989 20:00 | 0 |
396.8334 | the great glass eye -> The Great OZ has spoken | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Mar 21 1989 21:27 | 1 |
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396.8335 | the Great OZ has spoken -> ...here endeth the lesson | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Mar 21 1989 23:59 | 1 |
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396.8336 | ...here endeth the lesson --> When did it begin? | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Wed Mar 22 1989 00:22 | 1 |
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396.8337 | When did it begin --> 14-AUG-1987 | INGRID::SATOW | | Wed Mar 22 1989 00:27 | 2 |
| See .0
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396.8338 | 14-AUG-1987 --> You Are There | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Mar 22 1989 00:35 | 7 |
|
Trivia buffs:
There once was a TV show, _You Are There_ that reenacted historic
moments, but as if the principals were being interviewed on TV (e.g.
Washington crossing the Delaware).
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396.8339 | You are there --> A day like all days | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Mar 22 1989 00:49 | 11 |
| re: .8338
Walter Cronkite, wasn't it? I remember his voice saying
August 14, 1987, a day that will live forever in history.
A day like all days, and [dramatic pause]
YOU ARE THERE
Clay
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396.8340 | A day like all day --> A Man for all Seasons | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Mar 22 1989 02:54 | 0 |
396.8341 | AMAN FOR ALL SEASONS --> GOURMET CHEF | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Wed Mar 22 1989 07:49 | 1 |
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396.8342 | GOURMET CHEF --> capital cook | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Wed Mar 22 1989 07:52 | 8 |
| G'day
Sorry for the ShOUTING.... been coding in BLISS32 and the lock key
was still down!
derek
ps been busy!! missed 120 waf entries!
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396.8343 | capital cook -=> creative accountant | IOSG::ROBERTS | Absolutely! .... and why not? | Wed Mar 22 1989 14:43 | 1 |
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396.8344 | creative accountant --> bookery cook | AYOV27::ISMITH | The fastest way is by Trism! | Wed Mar 22 1989 16:43 | 1 |
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396.8345 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Mar 22 1989 17:27 | 2 |
| Bookery cook --> rookery clock ---> hickory, dickory, dock --> mice
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396.8346 | mice ==> meese | THEGIZ::PITARD | WILD in the streets! | Wed Mar 22 1989 17:30 | 1 |
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396.8347 | meese -> I hate meeses to pieces | CAM::MAZUR | Thank you, thank you, Sam I am | Wed Mar 22 1989 18:14 | 1 |
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396.8348 | ....meeses to pieces-->reeses pieces | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Wed Mar 22 1989 18:31 | 1 |
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396.8349 | reeses pieces -> Extra-Terrestrial Marketing | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Mar 22 1989 19:12 | 1 |
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396.8350 | E-T Mktng --> Come 'n' say G'day (see below) | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | | Wed Mar 22 1989 19:49 | 11 |
| The Great OZ has spoken --------.
|
LAMHRA::WHORLOW -------------------> Come 'n' say G'day
|
Extra-Terrestrial Marketing ----'
Now, I just *had* to get that one in!
(Do you get the barbie ads in the States too?)
Jeff.
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396.8351 | Come 'n' say G'day (see below) -> Paul Hogan | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Mar 22 1989 21:20 | 3 |
| Yes, we get the barbie ads here in the U.S.A., too.
Dan
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396.8352 | Paul Hogan -> Hulk Hogan | TRCO01::FINNEY | Keep cool, but do not freeze ... | Wed Mar 22 1989 21:39 | 0 |
396.8353 | Hulk Hogan ==> has-been | THEGIZ::PITARD | WILD in the streets! | Wed Mar 22 1989 21:48 | 1 |
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396.8354 | has-been -> husband | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Mar 23 1989 00:51 | 1 |
| A has-been bachelor?
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396.8355 | husband --> wife (you expect wit every time?) | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | | Thu Mar 23 1989 01:19 | 6 |
| Re: .8351
Yes, I thought you must get the Paul Hogan ads in the US, too. They
look as though they're aimed at rich tourists ... :-) :-)
Jeff.
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396.8356 | husband --> polyandry | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Mar 23 1989 01:22 | 0 |
396.8357 | husband --> wife --> polyandry --> FUN! :-) | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Mar 23 1989 01:25 | 1 |
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396.8358 | FUN :-) --> FUN ;-) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Thu Mar 23 1989 03:03 | 9 |
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Fame at last!....... a mention by Jeff.... WOW!
re rich tourists.... we have enough poor ones ;-)
derek
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396.8359 | FUN --> In the sun | ULTRA::WITTENBERG | Secure Systems for Insecure People | Thu Mar 23 1989 03:19 | 0 |
396.8360 | In the sun --> spots | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Mar 23 1989 03:38 | 0 |
396.8361 | spots --> sun | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Mar 23 1989 06:47 | 8 |
|
gee, Derek, if I'd known that mentioning your name would
make you happy, I'd havbeen glad to do so earlier. :-)
Bonnie
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396.8362 | sun --> golf | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Mar 23 1989 16:58 | 9 |
|
Re "Paul Hogan":
-<Paul Hogan ---> Ben Hogan>-
The film biography of Ben Hogan was titled _Follow the Sun_.
As far as I know, this is the only film biography about a professional
golfer.
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396.8363 | golf ==> tee off | THEGIZ::PITARD | WILD in the streets! | Thu Mar 23 1989 17:24 | 1 |
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396.8364 | tee off => putting around | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu Mar 23 1989 18:21 | 1 |
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396.8365 | putting around-->Saturday chores | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Thu Mar 23 1989 19:09 | 1 |
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396.8366 | Saturday chores -> Sunday snores | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Mar 23 1989 20:20 | 1 |
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396.8367 | Saturday chores ==> Never ending :^( | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Thu Mar 23 1989 20:21 | 1 |
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396.8368 | | RUTLND::SATOW | | Thu Mar 23 1989 20:25 | 5 |
| Sunday snores---+
|
+---->Sleep 'til noon
|
Never ending----+
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396.8369 | Sleep 'til noon --> except on weekends | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Mar 23 1989 21:15 | 0 |
396.8370 | except on weekends --> Never on Sunday | RUTLND::SATOW | | Thu Mar 23 1989 21:48 | 1 |
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396.8371 | Never on Sunday ==> Tell me why I don't like Mondays | THEGIZ::PITARD | WILD in the streets! | Thu Mar 23 1989 21:52 | 1 |
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396.8372 | Tell me why I don't like Mondays -> Boomtown Rats | CAM::MAZUR | Thank you, thank you, Sam I am | Thu Mar 23 1989 22:22 | 1 |
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396.8373 | Boomtown Rats -> Is 5 miles long | DDIF::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Sat Mar 25 1989 18:59 | 0 |
396.8374 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IfHellFreezsOver,WhereCanIReachYou | Sat Mar 25 1989 21:50 | 1 |
| -< Is 5 miles long --> Camptown Racetrack >-
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396.8375 | Camptown Racetrack -> Triple Crown | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Sat Mar 25 1989 22:49 | 1 |
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396.8376 | Triple Crown --> soda | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sun Mar 26 1989 06:33 | 1 |
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396.8377 | soda --> Yoda | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Mar 26 1989 09:00 | 0 |
396.8378 | yoda --> duct tape | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Mar 27 1989 05:42 | 8 |
|
yoda-->force--->darke side and light side --> holds the universe
together ---> duct (furnace) tape
old joke
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396.8379 | duct tape --> plaster of Paris | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Mar 27 1989 08:18 | 0 |
396.8380 | plaster of Paris --> drunk | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Mar 27 1989 08:36 | 3 |
| As in, "plastered of Paris".
Dan
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396.8381 | drunk - pie-eyed | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Mar 27 1989 20:17 | 1 |
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396.8382 | pie-eyed --> wall-eyed | CAM::MILLER | Nan I am, I am Nan | Mon Mar 27 1989 22:32 | 1 |
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396.8383 | Wall-eyed --> Pike | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Mar 27 1989 22:41 | 3 |
| "Walleye Pike" is a North American gamefish
Clay
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396.8384 | Pike -> 's Peak | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Mar 27 1989 23:01 | 1 |
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396.8385 | 's Peak --> 's Poke | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Mar 27 1989 23:05 | 0 |
396.8386 | 's Poke -> 's top it | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Mar 27 1989 23:21 | 1 |
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396.8387 | 's top it ----> I'm ticklish! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Mar 27 1989 23:56 | 3 |
|
for 's Peak -----> WOOF!
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396.8388 | I'm ticklish! -> giggles | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Mar 28 1989 00:21 | 1 |
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396.8389 | giggles ==> and grins | THEGIZ::PITARD | WILD in the streets! | Tue Mar 28 1989 00:38 | 2 |
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396.8390 | and grins -> grand sin | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Mar 28 1989 03:25 | 4 |
| or sand grin
or sand ring
or nand rigs
or ...
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396.8391 | grand sin --> grandson | RICKS::SATOW | | Tue Mar 28 1989 03:28 | 1 |
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396.8392 | grandson --> granddaughter | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Mar 28 1989 04:22 | 0 |
396.8393 | granddaughter --> looks a lot like her mum | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Tue Mar 28 1989 04:46 | 4 |
|
re lots back...
would polyandry give rise to polyceresis (sp)?
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396.8394 | looks a lot like her Mum -> Daisy | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Mar 28 1989 05:09 | 1 |
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396.8395 | Daisy --> dandelion | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Mar 28 1989 06:14 | 0 |
396.8396 | dandelion --> lion's tooth | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Mar 28 1989 07:02 | 1 |
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396.8397 | lion's tooth --> lying's truth | DDIF::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Tue Mar 28 1989 07:27 | 6 |
|
dandelion
Dan de Lion and his first cousin Tearalong, the dotted lion.
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396.8398 | lying's truth --> paradox | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Mar 28 1989 10:13 | 6 |
396.8399 | paradox -> time | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Tue Mar 28 1989 17:36 | 0 |
396.8400 | time -> money | LEGLAV::HENRIKW | Don't worry, be Rushdie | Tue Mar 28 1989 17:37 | 1 |
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396.8401 | money --> it's a hit | AYOV27::ISMITH | The fastest way is by Trism! | Tue Mar 28 1989 19:27 | 1 |
| I'm alright Jack, get your hands off my stack, etc etc.
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396.8402 | it's a hit --> Salman Rushdie | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Tue Mar 28 1989 20:08 | 6 |
|
in two ways!
Mat.
*:o)
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396.8403 | Salman Rushdie -> spawning grounds | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Mar 28 1989 20:41 | 1 |
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396.8404 | spawning grounds --> jumping beans | AYOV27::ISMITH | The fastest way is by Trism! | Tue Mar 28 1989 20:59 | 1 |
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396.8405 | jumping beans ==> Mexican | THEGIZ::PITARD | WILD in the streets! | Tue Mar 28 1989 21:35 | 1 |
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396.8406 | Mexican => Mex, 'e can't you know! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Mar 28 1989 23:12 | 0 |
396.8407 | | TRCO01::FINNEY | Keep cool, but do not freeze ... | Wed Mar 29 1989 06:25 | 1 |
| Mex, 'e can't you know! -> Immanuel Kant, too
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396.8408 | Immanuel Kant, too --> Genghis Khan... | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Mar 29 1989 10:46 | 0 |
396.8409 | Genghis Khan -> Genghis Khould | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Mar 29 1989 13:34 | 5 |
|
... comparable to: "Yesterday I went to my shrunk"...
Arie
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396.8410 | | LEGLAV::HENRIKW | Don't worry, be Rushdie | Wed Mar 29 1989 15:29 | 1 |
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396.8411 | coup d'etat -> l'etat, c'est moi | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Mar 29 1989 21:03 | 1 |
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396.8412 | coup d'etat --> l'etat, c'est moi --> c'est la guerre | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Mar 29 1989 21:11 | 0 |
396.8413 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Mar 29 1989 22:39 | 2 |
| l'etat, c'est moi --> c'est la guerre --> O c'est can you si?
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396.8414 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Mar 29 1989 23:32 | 3 |
| O c'est can you si? -> If Ayatollah you once, Ayatollah you a thousand
times, don' sing in the kitchen!
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396.8415 | ... don' sing in the kitchen ==> We'll Sing in the Sunshine | DDIF::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Wed Mar 29 1989 23:48 | 0 |
396.8416 | We'll sing in the sunshine -> here comes the sun | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Mar 29 1989 23:55 | 1 |
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396.8417 | here comes the sun ==> it's all right.... | THEGIZ::PITARD | WILD in the streets! | Thu Mar 30 1989 00:27 | 1 |
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396.8418 | it's all right => anything you say will be ok | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Mar 30 1989 01:14 | 1 |
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396.8419 | anything you say will be OK --> transactional analysis | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Mar 30 1989 03:46 | 0 |
396.8420 | transactional analysis --> t & a | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Mar 30 1989 05:05 | 0 |
396.8421 | t & a --> p's and q's | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Mar 30 1989 07:01 | 1 |
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396.8422 | p's and q's -> peas & carrots | TRCO01::FINNEY | Keep cool, but do not freeze ... | Thu Mar 30 1989 08:40 | 1 |
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396.8423 | peas & carrots ==> parrots and keys | DDIF::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Thu Mar 30 1989 10:46 | 0 |
396.8424 | parrots and keys -> birds & bees | LEGLAV::HENRIKW | Don't worry, be Rushdie | Thu Mar 30 1989 17:29 | 1 |
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396.8425 | birds & bees -> and drugs | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Mar 30 1989 19:10 | 5 |
|
... left out the obvious....
Arie
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396.8426 | birds & bees -> and drugs -> wild life | LEGLAV::HENRIKW | Don't worry, be Rushdie | Thu Mar 30 1989 20:31 | 1 |
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396.8427 | wild life -> Marlin Perkins | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Mar 30 1989 21:12 | 1 |
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396.8428 | Marlin Perkins --> Wild Kingdom | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Thu Mar 30 1989 21:40 | 1 |
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396.8429 | Wild Kingdom --> Wonderland --> Jabberwocky | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Mar 30 1989 21:58 | 0 |
396.8430 | Wild Kingdom ==> Mutual of Ohomaha | THEGIZ::PITARD | WILD in the streets! | Thu Mar 30 1989 21:58 | 1 |
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396.8431 | Mutual of Ohomaha -> Ahanother insurance salesperson | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Mar 30 1989 22:35 | 1 |
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396.8432 | insurance salesperson + jabberwocky -> Sales-ese | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Mar 31 1989 03:48 | 1 |
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396.8433 | Sales-ese ==> Sales-sleaze | DDIF::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Fri Mar 31 1989 04:01 | 0 |
396.8434 | Sales-sleaze --> used car salesman | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Mar 31 1989 05:41 | 0 |
396.8435 | used car salesman --> would you buy a car from this... | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Mar 31 1989 10:21 | 4 |
|
in re 8437... Jody I'm dissapointed..I was expecting something
better from you :-) ;-D :-)
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396.8436 | would you buy a car from this... --> Arthur Daley | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Fri Mar 31 1989 20:33 | 0 |
396.8437 | Arthur Daley -> Alex Haley | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Mar 31 1989 21:36 | 1 |
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396.8438 | Alex Haley --> "Roots" Writer --> Roto-rooter | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Mar 31 1989 22:11 | 1 |
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396.8439 | Roto-rooter --> Weedless garden | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Fri Mar 31 1989 22:25 | 1 |
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396.8440 | weedless garden --> contradiction in terms | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Fri Mar 31 1989 22:28 | 0 |
396.8441 | contradiction in terms -> contra diction in White House | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Mar 31 1989 22:32 | 1 |
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396.8442 | (contra diction in) White House --> Fawn Hall | AYOV27::ISMITH | The fastest way is by Trism! | Fri Mar 31 1989 22:39 | 1 |
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396.8443 | Fawn Hall ---> shredder ---> cole slaw | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sat Apr 01 1989 00:46 | 1 |
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396.8444 | Cole Slaw --> Cole Porter | RICKS::SATOW | | Sat Apr 01 1989 00:52 | 0 |
396.8445 | Cole Porter -> Anything Goes | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Sat Apr 01 1989 00:58 | 1 |
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396.8446 | Anything Goes --> Free-for-all | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Sat Apr 01 1989 02:14 | 1 |
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396.8447 | Free-for-all --> all-for-one | EVETPU::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Sun Apr 02 1989 00:03 | 0 |
396.8448 | all-for-one --> let me be the one | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Apr 02 1989 01:22 | 0 |
396.8449 | let me be the one --> steak sauce (A1) | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sun Apr 02 1989 11:05 | 0 |
396.8450 | steak sauce (A1) --> a one, anna two, ... | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Apr 02 1989 21:23 | 0 |
396.8451 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IfHellFreezsOver,WhereCanIReachYou | Mon Apr 03 1989 01:25 | 9 |
| -< a one, anna two, ... --> Lawrence Welk >-
What did Lawrence Welk have his dog do on it's evening constitutional walk?
A one, anna two. :^)
(I know it's a terrible joke, but, you tell them as they come up.) :^)
Pete
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396.8452 | Lawrence Welk -> Bobby and Sissy | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Apr 03 1989 04:32 | 1 |
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396.8453 | Bobby and Sissy -> I wanna be Bobby's girl! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Apr 03 1989 06:17 | 1 |
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396.8454 | I wanna be Bobby's girl --> mrs Plod | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Mon Apr 03 1989 09:26 | 1 |
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396.8455 | mrs Plod --> Ms Noddy (?) | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Mon Apr 03 1989 20:25 | 6 |
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perhaps a new, feminist, socially aware Enid Blyton?
Mat.
*:o)
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396.8456 | Ms Noddy => Anyone seen Big Ears ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Apr 03 1989 20:53 | 1 |
| but then there's still the overt discrimaination ...
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396.8457 | Anyone seen Big Ears -> dumbo | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Apr 03 1989 23:16 | 1 |
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396.8458 | Dumbo --> Elephant Fly --> Big Zipper | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Apr 03 1989 23:19 | 4 |
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396.8459 | Big Zipper --> Bigger Pants | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Tue Apr 04 1989 01:30 | 1 |
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396.8460 | Bigger Pants --> Greater Eroticism | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Apr 04 1989 02:15 | 1 |
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396.8461 | Greater Eroticism --> ~ and the surrounding suburbs | DDIF::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Tue Apr 04 1989 03:15 | 0 |
396.8462 | and the surrounding suburbs -> bedroom communities | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Apr 04 1989 19:33 | 1 |
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396.8463 | bedroom communities -> sleepy villages | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Tue Apr 04 1989 20:43 | 1 |
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396.8464 | sleepy villages => ghost towns | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Apr 04 1989 21:26 | 1 |
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396.8465 | Ghost towns --> Paris in August | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | | Tue Apr 04 1989 21:44 | 1 |
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396.8466 | Paris in August --> Trenton in February | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Apr 05 1989 03:34 | 0 |
396.8467 | Trenton in February --> Washington's winter camp | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Apr 05 1989 08:31 | 1 |
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396.8468 | Washington's winter camp -- > Camp David | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Wed Apr 05 1989 09:31 | 8 |
|
Re a few back
Why do elephants have big ears?
because noddy cannot afford the ransom
derek
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396.8469 | Camp David -> Begin the Beguine | LEGLAV::HENRIKW | Don't worry, be Rushdie | Wed Apr 05 1989 12:57 | 1 |
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396.8470 | Begin the Beguine --> When? | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Apr 05 1989 18:18 | 9 |
| Re "ghost towns":
-< ghost town --> necropolis>-
Isn't that a bit haunting? ;-)
or
-<ghost town --> Isle of the Dead>-
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396.8471 | When? => Any time you're ready! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Apr 05 1989 18:55 | 0 |
396.8472 | Any ... ready! -> As long as we've been introduced | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | | Wed Apr 05 1989 19:08 | 6 |
| Re: Noddy and Big Ears - Derek (for was it he?), I don't think they
read Enid Blyton in the US. Come to think about it, they don't read
her here now, either, since some well-meaning teacher discovered that
Noddy was a racist, and the Famous Five were homophobic (or something).
Even poor old Bill and Ben got the chop for poor diction, and as for
whatever Andy Pandy, Teddy and Looby Loo got up to in the garden ...
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396.8473 | As long..introduced ---> what did you say your name was? | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Apr 05 1989 20:54 | 1 |
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396.8474 | What...was? --> Could you repeat the question? | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Wed Apr 05 1989 21:06 | 1 |
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396.8475 | Could you repeat the question --> What? | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Wed Apr 05 1989 21:37 | 8 |
|
or Could you repeat the question? --> Could you repeat the question?
...
Mat.
*:o)
|
396.8476 | What? => Dept. of Recursion of Recursion of Recursion of R..... | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Apr 05 1989 21:48 | 0 |
396.8477 | Dept. of Recursion of Recursion of ... --> boundless | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Apr 05 1989 22:23 | 0 |
396.8478 | boundless --> Tigger | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Wed Apr 05 1989 22:32 | 5 |
| An instruction from Kanga to Tigger
Mat.
*:o)
|
396.8479 | Tigger -> Paul Wynchell | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Apr 05 1989 23:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.8480 | Paul Wynchell->T-I-double Gah-eR | CAM::MAZUR | Thank you, thank you, Sam I am | Wed Apr 05 1989 23:47 | 10 |
| The most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is a Tigger's a wonderful thing.
Their tops are made out of rubber.
Their bottoms are made out of spring.
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
fun,fun,fun,fun,fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is...
...that I'm the only one.
I'm the only one.
( RRRRoar )
|
396.8481 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Apr 06 1989 01:49 | 2 |
| -<T-I-double Gah-er => Oh Christopher RawwwwwwWWWWBin ?>-
|
396.8482 | Oh Christopher Rawwwwbin ==> Hennnnry? Henry Aldrich! | DDIF::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Thu Apr 06 1989 03:50 | 16 |
| Re Christopher Robin
Willard Espy's parody:
Sigh, sigh
Nobody cares
Christopher Robin
Has fallen down
s
t
a
i
r
s
.
|
396.8483 | Hennnnnry? Henry Aldrich! --> C-c-coming, Mother. | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Apr 06 1989 17:37 | 4 |
|
... the traditional reply, with the voice breaking.
nice to see a nostalgiaphile here.
|
396.8484 | C-c-coming mother => Wadya want ma ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Apr 06 1989 19:17 | 0 |
396.8485 | Wadya want ma? --> You! here! now! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Apr 06 1989 21:28 | 5 |
|
my frequent answer to that question when posed by my children. :-)
Bonnie
|
396.8486 | You! here! now! -> Come here Mr Watson | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Apr 06 1989 21:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.8487 | come here Mr. Watson...->Mary Had a Little Lamb | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Apr 07 1989 00:05 | 2 |
| first words on phone -> first words on phonograph
|
396.8488 | Mary had a Little Lamb => Give her an eviction notice - NO PETS! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Apr 07 1989 00:55 | 0 |
396.8489 | NO PETS --> no pests | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Apr 07 1989 03:55 | 0 |
396.8490 | no pests ---> bug free zone | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Fri Apr 07 1989 10:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.8491 | bug free zone --> twilight zone | IOSG::LAWM | That's just the way it is! | Fri Apr 07 1989 16:59 | 6 |
|
or: bug free zone --> cloud cuckoo land
Mat.
*:o)
|
396.8492 | twilight zone --> the outer limits | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Apr 07 1989 18:27 | 2 |
|
... as long as we're into old TV shows...
|
396.8493 | The Outer Limits --> Inner Sanctum | RICKS::SATOW | | Fri Apr 07 1989 18:51 | 1 |
| an OLDER TV show
|
396.8494 | Inner Sanctum => The Silent Service | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Apr 07 1989 20:33 | 0 |
396.8495 | The Silent Service --> !(Jimmy_Connors) | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | | Fri Apr 07 1989 20:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.8496 | !(Jimmy_Connors) === !(John_McEnroe) | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Apr 07 1989 22:46 | 0 |
396.8497 | !(john_McEnroe) ==> I did NOT slurp my drink!! | AYOV27::ISMITH | The fastest way is by Trism! | Fri Apr 07 1989 23:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.8498 | I did NOT slurp my drink!! --> Yes you did! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Apr 07 1989 23:54 | 0 |
396.8499 | Yes you did! --> Aren't you proud? | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Sat Apr 08 1989 00:31 | 6 |
|
Re _The Inner Sanctum_:
Hmmph! It was a long-lived, golden-age radio dramatic show before
it degenerated into an early TV show.
|
396.8500 | Aren't you proud? --> Maybe, Maybe Not!! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Sat Apr 08 1989 00:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.8501 | Maybe, Maybe Not!! ==> Eh, Could be. | THEGIZ::PITARD | WILD in the streets! | Sat Apr 08 1989 01:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.8502 | Eh, could be. => What are you, blind! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Apr 08 1989 03:14 | 0 |
396.8503 | what are you, blind! -> Are you Deef, Chief? | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Sat Apr 08 1989 03:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.8504 | Are you Deef, Chief? -> what did you say? | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Apr 08 1989 05:14 | 0 |
396.8505 | what did you say? -> huh? | TRCO01::FINNEY | Keep cool, but do not freeze ... | Sat Apr 08 1989 11:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.8506 | huh? -> aha! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Sat Apr 08 1989 21:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.8507 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | Cheeseburgers prevent cancer | Sat Apr 08 1989 22:03 | 1 |
| -< aha! -> ha ha (whoops, that's two) >-
|
396.8508 | ha ha (whoops, that's two) ==> Ed Wynn | EVETPU::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Sun Apr 09 1989 09:20 | 0 |
396.8509 | Ed Wynn --> Drood | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | | Mon Apr 10 1989 18:58 | 1 |
| The first Edwin that springs to mind.
|
396.8510 | Drood -> Hoopy Frood | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Apr 10 1989 19:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.8511 | Hoopy Frood --> Hobbit Frodo | RICKS::SATOW | | Mon Apr 10 1989 19:27 | 0 |
396.8512 | Hobbit Frodo --> Gollum | LOGOS::SOBOT | Steve Sobot | Mon Apr 10 1989 21:54 | 4 |
|
"...nice, nice, game, Gollum like this game !!"
|
396.8513 | gollum => gosh! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Apr 10 1989 22:46 | 0 |
396.8514 | gosh! ==> Golly-gee-willikers, Batman!!! | THEGIZ::PITARD | WILD in the streets! | Mon Apr 10 1989 23:03 | 2 |
|
|
396.8515 | golly-gee-willikers Batman! -> Flatman and Ribbon | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Apr 10 1989 23:05 | 5 |
| answer to the riddle:
what would batman and robin be if they got run over?
|
396.8516 | Flatman and Ribbon => Landlord opens new apartment building | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Apr 11 1989 00:31 | 0 |
396.8517 | landlord opens new apartment building --> vacancy | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Apr 11 1989 03:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.8518 | vacancy => blank stare | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Apr 11 1989 03:02 | 0 |
396.8519 | blank stare --> stank blare | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Apr 11 1989 03:31 | 0 |
396.8520 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | Cheeseburgers prevent cancer | Tue Apr 11 1989 05:39 | 1 |
| -< stank blare --> That music REALLY stinks >-
|
396.8521 | That music REALLY stinks --> bottom 40 | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Apr 11 1989 18:03 | 2 |
|
... as in "If you think the `top 40' are bad..."
|
396.8522 | bottom 40 => we took them to the bottom of the sea | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Apr 11 1989 18:44 | 0 |
396.8523 | ...the bottom of the sea -> Davy Jones | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Apr 11 1989 19:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.8524 | Davy Jones => Can't stop monkeying around | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Apr 11 1989 20:21 | 0 |
396.8525 | Can't stop monkeying around --> Tarzan | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Apr 11 1989 20:54 | 5 |
| Re "Davy Jones":
-<Davy Jones --> Casey Jones>-
Leading to "Casey Jones' locker???
|
396.8526 | Tarzan ==> Jane | THEGIZ::PITARD | WILD in the streets! | Tue Apr 11 1989 22:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.8527 | Jane -> Grey | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Apr 11 1989 23:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.8528 | Grey --> skies | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | | Wed Apr 12 1989 03:38 | 1 |
| Today's weather.
|
396.8529 | skies -> Polish people | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Apr 12 1989 05:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.8530 | Polish people --> make them shiny | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Apr 12 1989 06:31 | 0 |
396.8531 | make them shiny --> illuminate them | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Apr 12 1989 18:11 | 8 |
|
Re "grey":
-<[Maj] Grey --> Chutney>-
or
-<grey --> poupon>-
|
396.8532 | illuminate them --> Blackpool | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | | Wed Apr 12 1989 19:38 | 4 |
| This UK town is famous for them. (Some) people travel hundreds of miles
to see them - several miles of illuminations each winter of all shapes
and sizes. One day I'll go ...
|
396.8533 | Blackpool --> Exxon | LOGOS::SOBOT | Steve Sobot | Wed Apr 12 1989 19:54 | 2 |
|
I liked that one a few back... <skies -> Polish people> !
|
396.8534 | Exxon --> *x#*xx##** off | IOSG::CARLIN | Dick Carlin IOSG | Wed Apr 12 1989 20:18 | 1 |
| The current sentiment in Alaska, I should imagine.
|
396.8535 | *x#*xx##** off --> pardon my French | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Apr 12 1989 22:14 | 0 |
396.8536 | pardon my French --> mais, naturellement | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | | Wed Apr 12 1989 22:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.8537 | mais, naturellement -> June, au natural | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Apr 13 1989 03:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.8538 | June, au natural -> Ward, nude | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Apr 13 1989 06:51 | 1 |
| Gee Wally, would ja lookit that!
|
396.8539 | Ward, nude --> Topsy , growed | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Thu Apr 13 1989 09:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.8540 | Topsy, growed => "drink me" | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Running old protocol | Thu Apr 13 1989 21:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.8541 | "drink me" --> das is Alice | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Apr 13 1989 21:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.8542 | das is Alice => dadadadada da da,d'da da da, d'da da da | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Apr 13 1989 21:50 | 1 |
| Imagine the notes .... poor Beethoven!
|
396.8543 | dadadadada da da,d'da da da, d'da da da --> Trio | AYOV27::ISMITH | The fastest way is by Trism! | Thu Apr 13 1989 22:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.8544 | Trio => Anachronism and Subtle difference in style | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Apr 13 1989 22:30 | 0 |
396.8545 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Fri Apr 14 1989 09:03 | 2 |
| -< Anachronism and Subtle difference in style -->Different strokes >-
|
396.8546 | different strokes --> uncoordinated rowing | IOSG::LAWM | Mathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UK | Fri Apr 14 1989 14:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.8547 | uncoordinated rowing --> divorce | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | | Fri Apr 14 1989 16:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.8548 | divorce -- d'betta | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Apr 14 1989 18:29 | 2 |
|
... as in "for better or for..."
|
396.8549 | d'betta -> Pete Rose | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Apr 14 1989 23:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.8550 | Pete Rose --> Lazarus Rose | RICKS::SATOW | | Sat Apr 15 1989 00:13 | 0 |
396.8551 | Lazarus Rose -> quit coffin -> no smoking area | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sat Apr 15 1989 02:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.8552 | no smoking area -> digital | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Sat Apr 15 1989 03:24 | 2 |
| re: da da da .... I remember that song!
|
396.8553 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Sat Apr 15 1989 04:55 | 2 |
| -< digital -> did ya tell? >-
|
396.8554 | did ya tell? --> not moi | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Apr 15 1989 05:32 | 0 |
396.8555 | not moi -> vous | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Sat Apr 15 1989 22:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.8556 | vous ---> toi? | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Apr 17 1989 04:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.8557 | toi? --> Le tien? | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Mon Apr 17 1989 09:46 | 8 |
|
Il nous faut 'tu' toyer?
Vraiment, Mais je n'ai vous jamais rencontre!
derek
|
396.8558 | Le tien --> entretien | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | | Mon Apr 17 1989 16:36 | 2 |
| A Digital, tout le monde se tutoye, parce que c'est une grande
famille. [so I was told].
|
396.8559 | entretien ==> starting double digits! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Apr 17 1989 22:15 | 3 |
| enough of the French for a while please ......
... said he who just finished this morning's French class.
|
396.8560 | | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Mon Apr 17 1989 23:24 | 23 |
396.8561 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Apr 18 1989 01:32 | 55 |
396.8562 | comme ... paille --> c'est frommage, je ne comprens pas | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Apr 18 1989 08:07 | 0 |
396.8563 | c'est ... comprens pas --> govoritie poruskie? | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Apr 18 1989 11:52 | 0 |
396.8564 | Govoritie poruskie? --> Er ... niet ... | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Tue Apr 18 1989 13:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.8565 | Er ... niet ... --> urn yet? --> teatime? | IOSG::LAWM | Mathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UK | Tue Apr 18 1989 14:50 | 5 |
| I can't handle all of these languages...
Mat
*:o)
|
396.8566 | teatime? -> dziekuje, nie chce herbata | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Tue Apr 18 1989 16:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.8567 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | Cheeseburgers prevent cancer | Tue Apr 18 1989 17:24 | 1 |
| -< dziekuje, nie chce herbata -> Gort, Klattu Barada Nicto >-
|
396.8568 | Gort, Klattu Barada Nicto => train-set | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Running old protocol | Tue Apr 18 1989 18:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.8569 | train-set --> choo choo | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Apr 18 1989 18:59 | 0 |
396.8570 | choo choo-> Charlie was an engineer | CAM::MAZUR | Thank you, thank you, Sam I am | Tue Apr 18 1989 19:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.8571 | Charlie was an engineer => So was Casey Jones! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Apr 18 1989 19:32 | 0 |
396.8572 | Casey Jones -> Spike Jones | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Apr 18 1989 19:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.8573 | Spike Jones -> City Slickers | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Apr 18 1989 21:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.8574 | City Slickers --> oil spills | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Apr 18 1989 22:18 | 0 |
396.8575 | oil spills --> rocks and rills | EVETPU::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Tue Apr 18 1989 22:41 | 0 |
396.8576 | oil spills ==> Alaska | THEGIZ::PITARD | WILD in the streets! | Tue Apr 18 1989 22:43 | 0 |
396.8577 | Alaska --> North! | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Apr 19 1989 00:27 | 3 |
|
In homage to the John Wayne film with Ernie Kovaks, Stewart Granger,
and Fabian, _North To Alaska_.
|
396.8578 | North! --> Ollie! | RUTLND::SATOW | | Wed Apr 19 1989 00:35 | 0 |
396.8579 | | LEGLAV::HENRIKW | Born in the SNA | Wed Apr 19 1989 01:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.8580 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Apr 19 1989 02:56 | 3 |
396.8581 | rocks in their heads -> shake, rattle and roll | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Wed Apr 19 1989 03:19 | 1 |
| ...that's what happens when they walk!
|
396.8582 | shake, rattle and roll --> Sheik Rah's till-roll | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Wed Apr 19 1989 13:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.8583 | Sheik Rah's till-roll --> upset depository | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Apr 19 1989 18:11 | 2 |
|
... probably caused by a run on the bank...
|
396.8584 | upset depository->upset suppository | CAM::MAZUR | Thank you, thank you, Sam I am | Wed Apr 19 1989 19:02 | 3 |
| re: .8583
> ... probably caused by a run...
---
|
396.8585 | upset suppository => base topic | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Apr 19 1989 20:15 | 0 |
396.8586 | base topic -> box | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Apr 19 1989 20:29 | 3 |
|
That *was* the base topic, right? ;-)
|
396.8587 | box --> Skinner | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Apr 19 1989 20:56 | 0 |
396.8588 | Skinner ---> mule | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Apr 19 1989 20:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.8589 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Apr 19 1989 21:40 | 2 |
| -<mule --> beast of burden --> beast of bourbon --> pink elephant>-
|
396.8590 | Pink elephant --> liberal republican | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | | Wed Apr 19 1989 21:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.8591 | liberal republican => generous bartender back at work | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Apr 19 1989 22:23 | 0 |
396.8592 | Generous bartender back at work --> One for the road. | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Thu Apr 20 1989 02:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.8593 | One for the road -> horse droppings! | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Thu Apr 20 1989 02:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.8594 | horse droppings! -> cowflaps! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Apr 20 1989 02:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.8595 | Cowflaps! --> Buffalo Wings | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Apr 20 1989 18:03 | 8 |
|
.... "Did you ever see an elephant fly?" -- Dumbo
A: No, but I've never seen an elephant in pants.
Once, when I was on safari, I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got into my pajamas, I don't know.
-- Groucho Marx
|
396.8596 | Buffalo Wings --> Bison Answers | AYOV27::ISMITH | The fastest way is by Trism! | Thu Apr 20 1989 18:08 | 1 |
| ...But you can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
|
396.8597 | Bison Answers -> Questions Kit | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Apr 20 1989 18:30 | 0 |
396.8598 | questions Kit => What! Another Carson show ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Apr 20 1989 18:43 | 0 |
396.8599 | What! Another Carson show? -> No, Letterman... | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Apr 20 1989 19:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.8600 | No, Letterman....---> It's a word, it's a plan, its... | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Apr 20 1989 19:44 | 5 |
|
From a take off on superman in the PBS kids show Electric Company
Bonnie
|
396.8601 | It's a word, it's a plan, it's..->It's about time, it's about space, it's .... | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Thu Apr 20 1989 20:09 | 0 |
396.8602 | It's about time.... ==> I slap your face. | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Thu Apr 20 1989 20:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.8603 | I slap your face --> Thanks, I needed that | RICKS::SATOW | | Thu Apr 20 1989 20:34 | 3 |
| from an old advertising campaign
Clay
|
396.8604 | Thanks, I needed that --> cold drink | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Apr 20 1989 22:20 | 5 |
|
Re "It's about time, it's about space...:
-<It's about time, it's about space ... --> performance audit>-
|
396.8605 | cold drink --> icey lemonaide on a hot day! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Apr 20 1989 22:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.8606 | icy lemonade ... => Hot days, where ????? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Apr 21 1989 02:57 | 0 |
396.8607 | Hot days, where --> simmers and sun-cream | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Fri Apr 21 1989 13:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.8608 | simmers and sun-cream -> weiners and ice cream | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Apr 21 1989 18:57 | 1 |
| ...at the beach, of course.
|
396.8609 | weiners and ice cream -> crimson and clover | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Apr 21 1989 19:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.8610 | crimson and clover -> double barrel | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Apr 21 1989 19:30 | 5 |
|
You know: the song that starts with "I... am the magnificent!"
Arie
|
396.8611 | double barrel ==> shotgun | THEGIZ::PITARD | WILD in the streets! | Fri Apr 21 1989 20:06 | 0 |
396.8612 | shotgun ==> wedding | GALVIA::MOONEY | Nollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid Arann | Fri Apr 21 1989 20:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.8613 | wedding => reception | CSCMA::WILSON | | Fri Apr 21 1989 20:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.8614 | reception --> television
| IOSG::LAWM | Mathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UK | Fri Apr 21 1989 21:16 | 0 |
396.8615 | television --> VCR | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Apr 21 1989 21:56 | 6 |
|
re "reception":
-<reception --> lousy>-
... that's why the VCR
|
396.8616 | VCR --> time shifting | AYOV27::ISMITH | The fastest way is by Trism! | Fri Apr 21 1989 22:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.8617 | VCR --> Cable Ready | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Fri Apr 21 1989 22:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.8618 | time shifting --> bit shifting | EVETPU::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Fri Apr 21 1989 22:34 | 2 |
|
Notes collision; .8617 loses.
|
396.8619 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | I'm the CYA | Fri Apr 21 1989 23:06 | 4 |
| bit shifting --> computing ---> computers --+
|
|
cable ready --> CI -------------------------+--> VAXcluster
|
396.8620 | VAXcluster -> new breakfast cereal | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Apr 21 1989 23:52 | 5 |
| It's crunchy (crunches data)!
It keeps it shape in milk (though not too well)!
Ask your mom for it today!
|
396.8621 | new breakfast cereal ==> steroid-nut tostee-o's | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Apr 22 1989 02:05 | 0 |
396.8622 | steroid-nut tostee-o's -> bronzed crazy weightlifters | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sat Apr 22 1989 09:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.8623 | bronzed crazy weightlifters --> heavy metal | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Apr 23 1989 08:08 | 0 |
396.8624 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | Cheeseburgers prevent cancer | Mon Apr 24 1989 06:25 | 1 |
| -< heavy metal --> gold >-
|
396.8625 | gold --> old | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Apr 24 1989 06:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.8626 | old --> ancient | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Apr 24 1989 07:23 | 0 |
396.8627 | ancient --> archaic | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Apr 24 1989 08:32 | 0 |
396.8628 | archaic-->methodology | GALVIA::MOONEY | Nollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid Arann | Mon Apr 24 1989 14:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.8629 | methodology -> madnessissity | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Apr 24 1989 20:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.8630 | madnessissity -> What, me worry? | IOSG::CARLIN | Dick Carlin IOSG | Mon Apr 24 1989 21:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.8631 | What, me worry? --> Ted Koppel | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Apr 24 1989 22:07 | 0 |
396.8632 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Apr 24 1989 22:15 | 8 |
| Ted Koppel
v v
v > police constable \
v ----> Bear on Patrol
>----> bear -> Fozzy Bear /
(A Muppet sketch)
|
396.8633 | Bear on Patrol -> Smokey | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Apr 24 1989 23:31 | 1 |
| That's a big 10-4... (what ever happened to the CB craze?)
|
396.8634 | Smokey => Only YOU can prevent forest fires! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Apr 25 1989 00:22 | 0 |
396.8635 | o.Y.c.p.f.f. -> Only Hugh can prevent florist friars | LEZAH::BOBBITT | We are most brilliantly aghast... | Tue Apr 25 1989 19:22 | 2 |
| the punchline to one of my favorite groaners
|
396.8636 | O.H.c.p.f.f->Sure, if they read his magazine | CAM::MAZUR | Thank you, thank you, Sam I am | Tue Apr 25 1989 21:22 | 1 |
| Hugh, as in Hugh Hefner.
|
396.8637 | | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Apr 26 1989 00:47 | 2 |
| Sure, if they read his magazine --> The movie was better
|
396.8638 | The movie was better --> RAW Deal | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Wed Apr 26 1989 02:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.8639 | RAW Deal --> Sushi Meal | RICKS::SATOW | | Wed Apr 26 1989 02:41 | 0 |
396.8640 | sushi meal --> dead fish | EVETPU::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Wed Apr 26 1989 10:27 | 0 |
396.8641 | dead fish --> fishmonger's slab | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Wed Apr 26 1989 10:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.8642 | fishmonger's slab => just right for slippery customers | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Apr 26 1989 21:20 | 0 |
396.8643 | slippery customers -> oil business | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Apr 26 1989 21:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.8644 | oil business -> J.R.Ewing (Dallas) | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Apr 26 1989 21:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.8645 | J.R.Ewing (Dallas) --> J.R.R.Tolkien (Middle Earth) | POOL::TRUMPLER | aborted illogical link | Wed Apr 26 1989 22:39 | 13 |
| re "dead fish":
-< dead fish --> heads >-
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum
Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in
Italian restaurants with Oriental women. Yeah.
[Copied without permission from the lyrics for "Fish Heads", by
Barnes & Barnes]
>M
|
396.8646 | JRR Tolkien -> galadriel | LEZAH::BOBBITT | We are most brilliantly aghast... | Thu Apr 27 1989 02:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.8647 | This notes file is simply smurfy | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Apr 27 1989 02:48 | 2 |
| <galadriel => azriel => smurfs => les stumpfs>
|
396.8648 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Apr 27 1989 02:49 | 2 |
396.8649 | | RUTLND::SATOW | | Thu Apr 27 1989 21:07 | 2 |
| les strumpfs --> Less Trumps --> One is too many
|
396.8650 | one is too many => but not enough for procreation | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Apr 27 1989 21:45 | 1 |
| I've always wondered what heppened to Mama Strumpf!
|
396.8651 | procreation -> pro destruction | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Apr 27 1989 21:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.8652 | pro destruction -> cocaine and steroids | CAM::MAZUR | Go play Pluc i ~lapac | Thu Apr 27 1989 23:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.8653 | cacaine and steroids ==> Len Bias & Ben Johnson
| THEGIZ::PITARD | You can stand me up at the gates of hell, and I won't back down. | Thu Apr 27 1989 23:44 | 0 |
396.8654 | len Bias and Ben Johnson => competed for infamy | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Apr 28 1989 01:53 | 0 |
396.8655 | competed for infamy --> a day that will live in infamy | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Apr 28 1989 08:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.8656 | a day that will live in infamy-->when I became notorious | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Fri Apr 28 1989 09:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.8657 | when I became notorious -> I replied | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Apr 28 1989 12:46 | 10 |
|
RE 396.8652
>CAM::MAZUR "Go play Pluc i ~lapac"
Eh?
I didn't know this was a national sport....
:-)
Arie
|
396.8658 | I replied => I came, I saw, I "noted" | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Apr 28 1989 19:17 | 0 |
396.8659 | I came, I saw, I "noted" > veni, vidi, Visa | LEZAH::BOBBITT | We are most brilliantly aghast... | Fri Apr 28 1989 20:20 | 2 |
| I came, I saw, I purchased
|
396.8660 | veni, vidi, Visa -> TV home shopping | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Apr 28 1989 20:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.8661 | TV home shopping --> Can be EXPENSIVE!! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Fri Apr 28 1989 21:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.8662 | Can be expensive ==> Living
| THEGIZ::PITARD | You can stand me up at the gates of hell, and I won't back down. | Sat Apr 29 1989 01:39 | 0 |
396.8663 | Living --> is easy | SHARE::SATOW | | Sat Apr 29 1989 02:18 | 4 |
| From "Strawberry Fields Forever" or "Porgy and Bess", take your
pick.
Clay
|
396.8664 | Living->is easy ==> Liver is greasy | DDIF::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Sat Apr 29 1989 03:43 | 10 |
| If you don't want to be disgusted, hit NEXT REPLY now.
Dave C.
Supper time,
And the liver is greasy.
|
396.8665 | Liver is greasy --> river of liver | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Apr 29 1989 03:51 | 0 |
396.8666 | river of liver -> estuary digestuary | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Sat Apr 29 1989 23:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.8667 | estuary digestuary --> mouth of the river Styx | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sun Apr 30 1989 02:10 | 0 |
396.8668 | mouth of the river Styx -> Pooh sticks | IOSG::CARLIN | Dick Carlin IOSG | Wed May 03 1989 14:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.8669 | Pooh sticks --> skeleton | IOSG::LAWM | Mathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UK | Wed May 03 1989 16:55 | 5 |
|
Pooh --> Bear ---------------------------\
> bare bones --> skeleton
sticks --> sticks and stones --> bones --/
|
396.8670 | Skeleton --> Key | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed May 03 1989 18:35 | 0 |
396.8671 | Key => Largo | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Running old protocol | Wed May 03 1989 18:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.8672 | largo => where ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed May 03 1989 20:30 | 0 |
396.8673 | where? -> fore art thou | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed May 03 1989 21:22 | 5 |
| for pooh sticks -> Eeyore
for largo -> Vivace and
|
396.8674 | where? => there on the chair, right there! | GALVIA::MOONEY | Nollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid Arann | Wed May 03 1989 21:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.8675 | fore art thou/there on the chair -> rigid | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed May 03 1989 21:26 | 3 |
| fore art thou -> stern am I -> strong ------------------rigid
|
there on the chair -> sitting up ->------+
|
396.8676 | rigid => Romeo & Juliet's parents | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed May 03 1989 22:41 | 0 |
396.8677 | Romeo & Juliet's parents -> Vern & Eloise | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed May 03 1989 22:59 | 1 |
| Oooh, you meant the famous Romeo&Juliet...
|
396.8678 | Vern & Eloise => Good Neighbours | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu May 04 1989 00:18 | 3 |
| TV show that was originally known in the UK as "The Good Life"
but like many titles re-named for overseas ... not quite sure always
why ...
|
396.8679 | Good Neighbours --> Don't get caught!! :-) | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Thu May 04 1989 02:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.8680 | Don't get caught!! -> I confess...I'm innocent | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu May 04 1989 03:05 | 2 |
|
...the Dev'l made me do it.
|
396.8681 | I'm innocent -> I used to be Snow White, but I drifted | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu May 04 1989 21:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.8682 | I used to be Snow White but I drifted-> ice floe | BOOKIE::DAVEY | | Thu May 04 1989 22:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.8683 | ice flow -> take my wife, please | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu May 04 1989 22:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.8684 | Take my wife, please --> The backstroke, sir | EVETPU::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Thu May 04 1989 22:30 | 2 |
| Take my wife, please --> Henny Youngman --> Waiter, what's this fly
doing in my soup? --> The backstroke, sir.
|
396.8685 | the backstroke, sir -> a Massage from the Swedish Prime Minister | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri May 05 1989 02:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.8686 | a Massage ... => pat pat pat pat pat pat | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri May 05 1989 03:50 | 1 |
| I haven't heard anyone else use that for a lo o o o o o ng time!
|
396.8687 | | TOOK::C_PEREZ | The InFAMous Eight | Fri May 05 1989 06:02 | 2 |
| -< pat pat pat pat pat pat -> pat... <SLAP!> >-
|
396.8688 | pat... <SLAP!> ==> Inane lyrics | EVETPU::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Fri May 05 1989 09:22 | 8 |
| Three six nine
The goose drank wine
The monkey chawed tobacco
On the street car line
The line broke
The monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven
In a little row boat.
|
396.8689 | Inane lyrics --> Assinine lines | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Fri May 05 1989 09:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.8690 | Assinine lines->Ass 'o nine Tales | CAM::MAZUR | Go play Pluc i ~lapac | Fri May 05 1989 19:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.8691 | Ass 'o nine tales => HMS Pianfore | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri May 05 1989 20:00 | 0 |
396.8692 | HMS Pinafor -=> Bristol fashion | IOSG::ROBERTS | Absolutely! .... and why not? | Fri May 05 1989 20:37 | 0 |
396.8693 | Bristol fashion -> Bristol Board | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri May 05 1989 20:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.8694 | Bristol Board --> [B.B.] gun | POOL::TRUMPLER | aborted illogical link | Fri May 05 1989 20:53 | 0 |
396.8695 | [B.B.] gun -> natural weapon | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri May 05 1989 21:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.8696 | natural weapon -> clenched fist | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri May 05 1989 21:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.8697 | clenched fist -> wet water | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri May 05 1989 23:47 | 1 |
| is it time for a round of redundancies?
|
396.8698 | wet water --> dry wine | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Sat May 06 1989 00:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.8699 | dry wine -> try mine | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Sat May 06 1989 00:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.8700 | try mine --> hope well | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sat May 06 1989 02:53 | 0 |
396.8701 | hope well => wishing | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat May 06 1989 02:55 | 0 |
396.8702 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Sat May 06 1989 08:59 | 1 |
| -< wishing => don't make it so >-
|
396.8703 | you were here | COMET::LUDLAM | | Sat May 06 1989 10:09 | 4 |
| wishing----> you were here
-m-
|
396.8704 | ----> empty arms | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sat May 06 1989 20:43 | 2 |
| wishing ---> don't make it so + you were here ----> empty arms
|
396.8705 | empty arms --> out of ammunition | EVETPU::CANTOR | This is not all rock and roll, dude. | Sun May 07 1989 00:47 | 0 |
396.8706 | out of ammunition -> Praise the Lord! | BLAS03::FORBES | Bill Forbes - LDP Engrng | Sun May 07 1989 04:56 | 0 |
396.8707 | Praise the Lord! --> Good job, Lord, way to go! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun May 07 1989 20:20 | 0 |
396.8708 | Good job, Lord, way to go! --> silent prayer | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon May 08 1989 08:58 | 4 |
|
Well, my terminal is silent!
|
396.8709 | silent prayer -> cure her | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon May 08 1989 13:08 | 0 |
396.8710 | cure her --> Big man, pig man, ha ha... | AYOV27::ISMITH | The fastest way is by Trism! | Mon May 08 1989 15:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.8711 | pig man --> Goodman | GALVIA::MOONEY | Nollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid Arann | Mon May 08 1989 19:11 | 2 |
|
|
396.8712 | Goodman -> nice guy | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Sport Death-only life can kill you | Mon May 08 1989 20:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.8713 | nice guy --> finishes last | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon May 08 1989 20:39 | 0 |
396.8714 | finishes last --> start is first
| IOSG::LAWM | Mathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UK | Mon May 08 1989 20:55 | 0 |
396.8715 | start is first --> end is last | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon May 08 1989 22:25 | 0 |
396.8716 | end is last => all is lost | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon May 08 1989 22:35 | 0 |
396.8717 | all is lost -> Lost & Found overflow error | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon May 08 1989 23:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.8718 | Lost & Found overflow error ==> DCL-F-LFOVERERR, ... | THEGIZ::PITARD | Be Just and Fear Not. Be STUPID and fear NOTHING! | Tue May 09 1989 00:20 | 0 |
396.8719 | Lost and Found overflow error --> round and round she goes | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue May 09 1989 00:22 | 10 |
|
Forwards, backwards,
sideways to the top
makes no difference where you run
as long as you don't stop.
(Alice in the Wonderland -- but I don't remember if this is from the
original or the Disney version...)
|
396.8720 | DCL error + round and round she goes -> recursive bug | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Sport Death-only life can kill you | Tue May 09 1989 02:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.8721 | recursive bug --> Out, cursed bug! | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue May 09 1989 02:22 | 0 |
396.8722 | Out, cursed bug! -> Out, cursor bug! | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue May 09 1989 02:34 | 1 |
| On a graphics package perhaps?
|
396.8723 | Out, cursor bug! --> Safe, base thief! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue May 09 1989 03:18 | 0 |
396.8724 | Safe, base thief! -> Lex Luthor | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Tue May 09 1989 09:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.8725 | Lex Luthor -> Lucifer | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Tue May 09 1989 13:39 | 4 |
|
RE a few back: it's the Disney version.
|
396.8726 | lucifer --> fag | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Tue May 09 1989 13:50 | 9 |
|
My doesn't language change...
As long as you've a lucifer to light your fag
Smile boys that's the style.....
from Pack up your troubles (in an old kit bag)
|
396.8727 | fag -> smoke | GALVIA::MOONEY | Nollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid Arann | Tue May 09 1989 15:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.8728 | smoke --> fire | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue May 09 1989 18:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.8729 | fire ==> walker | THEGIZ::PITARD | Be Just and Fear Not. Be STUPID and fear NOTHING! | Tue May 09 1989 18:49 | 0 |
396.8730 | walker -> street | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue May 09 1989 20:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.8731 | walker => street => it was a dark and stormy night | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue May 09 1989 20:43 | 0 |
396.8732 | it was a dark and stormy night ==> and then the sun came up | THEGIZ::PITARD | Be Just and Fear Not. Be STUPID and fear NOTHING! | Tue May 09 1989 20:54 | 5 |
|
I'm sorry, but that phrase is getting *VERY* old.........
|
396.8733 | and then the sun came up --> surprise! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue May 09 1989 22:21 | 0 |
396.8734 | surprise! --> Haappyy Birthday :-) | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Wed May 10 1989 02:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.8735 | Haappyy Birthday! --> Happy Saint Day | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed May 10 1989 02:20 | 0 |
396.8736 | Happy Saint Day --> HSD --> LSD | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed May 10 1989 03:22 | 0 |
396.8737 | LSD --> Grubs | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Wed May 10 1989 03:58 | 3 |
|
LSD -> Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds -> Beatles -> Grubs
|
396.8738 | Grubs --> Uproots | GALVIA::MOONEY | Nollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid Arann | Wed May 10 1989 13:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.8739 | Uproots --> negative geotaxis | AYOV18::ISMITH | The fastest way is by Trism! | Wed May 10 1989 15:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.8740 | Negative geotaxis --> No cabs anywhere | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed May 10 1989 19:04 | 0 |
396.8741 | no cabs anywhere -> lack of checkers | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed May 10 1989 19:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.8742 | lack of checkers => overdrawn at the bank | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed May 10 1989 22:41 | 0 |
396.8743 | overdrawn at the bank --> too many paintings | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed May 10 1989 23:20 | 0 |
396.8744 | too many paintings --> so little time | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed May 10 1989 23:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.8745 | so little time ==> so many pedestrians | THEGIZ::PITARD | Be Just and Fear Not. Be STUPID and fear NOTHING! | Wed May 10 1989 23:59 | 3 |
|
|
396.8746 | so many pedestrians --> so few jaywalkers | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu May 11 1989 03:30 | 0 |
396.8747 | so many dents in my car | COMET::LUDLAM | How come?, by boat or by plane? | Thu May 11 1989 04:54 | 2 |
| -<so few jaywalkers--> so many dents in my car >-
|
396.8748 | so many dents in my car --> beer stains | GALVIA::MOONEY | Nollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid Arann | Thu May 11 1989 14:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.8749 | beer stains -> box | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu May 11 1989 15:18 | 6 |
|
Association? Well.... it's about time to complete another cycle...
:-)
Arie
|
396.8750 | box --> sphere | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu May 11 1989 18:43 | 4 |
|
How come every time we complete a circle we make a square?
|
396.8751 | sphere(s) -> music | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu May 11 1989 20:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.8752 | Music --> Notes | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Thu May 11 1989 21:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.8753 | Notes --> yes! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu May 11 1989 22:40 | 0 |
396.8754 | yes! -->is the answer | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Fri May 12 1989 09:55 | 15 |
|
from a dubious statement....
sex is not the answer!
sex is the question....
djw(blush)
|
396.8755 | is the answer->Life, the universe and everything. | COMET::LUDLAM | How come?, by boat or by plane? | Fri May 12 1989 12:17 | 3 |
|
|
396.8756 | We are the world....... | THEGIZ::PITARD | Be Just and Fear Not. Be STUPID and fear NOTHING! | Fri May 12 1989 18:36 | 3 |
396.8757 | We are the world => It's just a figment of our imaginatiopn | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri May 12 1989 20:07 | 1 |
| What an imagination!
|
396.8758 | its just a figment ... -> Sigmund Fraud | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Sat May 13 1989 00:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.8759 | Sigmund Fraud--> Freudian Slip? | COMET::LUDLAM | How come?, by boat or by plane? | Sat May 13 1989 10:59 | 2 |
|
|
396.8760 | Freudian Slip? --> Spoonerism | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat May 13 1989 20:48 | 0 |
396.8761 | Spoonerism ---> frack to bont | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Mon May 15 1989 09:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.8762 | ...-=> consonantal shift? | IOSG::ROBERTS | Absolutely! .... and why not? | Mon May 15 1989 15:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.8763 | consonantal shift --> Constantinople
| IOSG::LAWM | Mathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UK | Mon May 15 1989 16:52 | 0 |
396.8764 | Constantinople --> Flexiblinruby | AYOV18::ISMITH | Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew... | Mon May 15 1989 17:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.8765 | Flexibilnruby --> pheasant under glass | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon May 15 1989 18:48 | 0 |
396.8766 | Pheasant under glass --> Peasant underclass | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon May 15 1989 18:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.8767 | peasant underclass -> splendor in the grass | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon May 15 1989 19:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.8768 | splendor in the grass->Marvelous Manure | CAM::MAZUR | Go play Pluc i ~lapac | Mon May 15 1989 19:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.8769 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon May 15 1989 20:56 | 3 |
| marvelous man u re => why, thank you!
(said he, most immodestly!)
|
396.8770 | why, thank you! --> don't mention it | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon May 15 1989 22:08 | 0 |
396.8771 | don't mention it -> " " | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon May 15 1989 22:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.8772 | " " -> say what? | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue May 16 1989 02:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.8773 | say what? => "what?" | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue May 16 1989 02:19 | 0 |
396.8774 | "what?" --> "huh?" | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue May 16 1989 03:15 | 0 |
396.8775 | huh => draughts | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Running old protocol | Tue May 16 1989 19:24 | 1 |
| All right, `checkers'.
|
396.8776 | draughts -> clydesdales | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue May 16 1989 19:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.8777 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue May 16 1989 20:30 | 3 |
| draughts => beer =>
clydesdales ======> =====> brewer's livery
|
396.8778 | brewer's livery --> liver's brewery | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue May 16 1989 22:25 | 1 |
| (Because the reply number is a palindrome.)
|
396.8779 | liver's brewery => yeast infection | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue May 16 1989 22:47 | 0 |
396.8780 | yeast infection -> rising temperature | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue May 16 1989 23:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.8781 | rising temperature --> greenhouse effect | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed May 17 1989 04:28 | 0 |
396.8782 | -<greenhouse effect--> Industrial Disease >- | COMET::LUDLAM | How come?, by boat or by plane? | Wed May 17 1989 08:50 | 2 |
|
|
396.8783 | Industrial Disease --> RSI | AYOV27::ISMITH | Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew... | Wed May 17 1989 13:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.8784 | Badge | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed May 17 1989 13:22 | 5 |
|
Industrial Disease -> ID -> Badge
|
396.8785 | | AYOV27::ISMITH | Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew... | Wed May 17 1989 18:18 | 9 |
|
__________
RSI -----------| |
| Black |
| |--------> Birdages
| Box |
Badge ---------| |
----------
|
396.8786 | birdages --> birdage crisis | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed May 17 1989 19:21 | 3 |
|
If a homage is an honor in public, is a birdage giving tghe bird
in public?
|
396.8787 | birdage crisis => pretty Polly hits mid-life! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed May 17 1989 21:52 | 0 |
396.8788 | pretty Polly hits mid-life ->a LATE PARROT | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Wed May 17 1989 23:55 | 3 |
| Polly! Polly parrot! (whunk, whomp, thud)....he's joined the choir
eternal, he's gone to meet his maker, if you hadn't nailed his feet
to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies...! (etc, etc....)
|
396.8789 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu May 18 1989 00:03 | 5 |
| a LATE PARROT => the Post Office
v v
v > Canadian Postal Workers Union Leader (as in Jean Claude...)
v
>----> Normal state for mail (especially for Canada Post)
|
396.8790 | The Post Office --> play Post Office | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu May 18 1989 01:26 | 4 |
|
"Let's play Pony Express."
"What's `Pony Express'?"
"That's like playing Post Office, only there's more horsing around."
|
396.8791 | play Post Office --> play Doctor | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu May 18 1989 04:45 | 0 |
396.8792 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Thu May 18 1989 08:43 | 1 |
| -< play Doctor --> 'practicing' physician >-
|
396.8793 | 'practicing' physician --> operating | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu May 18 1989 09:52 | 0 |
396.8794 | operating --> call placing | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu May 18 1989 11:26 | 0 |
396.8795 | call placing --> "PLACING!!!" | AYOV27::ISMITH | Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew... | Thu May 18 1989 13:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.8796 | "PLACING!!!" --> winning | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu May 18 1989 18:42 | 4 |
|
... as in "win, place, and show."
Racetrack stuff.
|
396.8797 | placing --> whiting | GALVIA::MOONEY | Nollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid Arann | Thu May 18 1989 18:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.8798 | winning + whiting -> prize fish | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Thu May 18 1989 19:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.8799 | prize fish => another tall story | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu May 18 1989 20:14 | 0 |
396.8800 | another tall story --> The Building of the Eiffel Tower | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu May 18 1989 20:24 | 0 |
396.8801 | Building of the Eiffel Tower --> skeletal | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu May 18 1989 20:27 | 2 |
|
... It's just girders ...
|
396.8802 | skeletal --> girders --> Irn Bru | AYOV27::ISMITH | Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew... | Thu May 18 1989 21:38 | 6 |
| As in "Bars Irn Bru... Made in Scotland from Girders!".
Isn't it about time for Tom HAMAND::EGGERS to enter 200 or so replies
to get us up to 9000? 8^}
Ian.
|
396.8803 | Irn Bru -> cold brew | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu May 18 1989 21:44 | 1 |
| Summer is coming...
|
396.8804 | cold brew --> Grolsch | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu May 18 1989 21:56 | 0 |
396.8805 | Grolsch ==> Grouch, Oscar the | THEGIZ::PITARD | Be Just and Fear Not. Be STUPID and fear NOTHING! | Thu May 18 1989 22:54 | 0 |
396.8806 | Grouch, Oscar the --> Statuette, Oscar the | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu May 18 1989 22:59 | 4 |
|
Re "cold brew" and things Caledonian:
"Summer is a-cumin in: synge lude fer cold brew."
|
396.8807 | Statuette, Oscar the => satellite, Oscar the | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu May 18 1989 23:38 | 1 |
| The amateur radio satellite
|
396.8808 | Oscar --> uncle | GALVIA::MOONEY | Nollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid Arann | Fri May 19 1989 13:58 | 5 |
| Is it true that Osacr, as in Academy Award, found its origin when the
Secretary of the Academy, on seeing the statuette, said something to
the effect of....."This reminds me of my uncle Oscar".
Noel.
|
396.8809 | uncle --> surrender | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri May 19 1989 18:25 | 4 |
|
... As in, "Say `uncle.'"
I wonder what _that_ derived from.
|
396.8810 | surrender => unconditional | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Running old protocol | Fri May 19 1989 18:30 | 3 |
| How's that for a mouthful? Why not shorten it:
b
|
396.8811 | unconditional -> guarantee | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Fri May 19 1989 19:01 | 4 |
| re: this reminds me of my brother oscar
"I wish my brother George was here..." (random triviata)
|
396.8812 | guarantee -> fine print | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri May 19 1989 22:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.8813 | fine print --> calligraphy | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri May 19 1989 22:28 | 0 |
396.8814 | calligraphy --> calligraphagy | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Sat May 20 1989 00:39 | 2 |
|
... otherwise known as "ingesting fine alphabet-soup noodles." ;-)
|
396.8815 | calligraphy --> carpophagy | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sat May 20 1989 00:55 | 4 |
|
this is how rabbits get all the nutrition and vitamins they
need in their diet.
|
396.8816 | carpophagy -> manuphagy | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat May 20 1989 05:03 | 1 |
| Perhaps that means -- "Biting that hand that feeds you"
|
396.8817 | manuphagy --> It's just a phage he's going through. | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat May 20 1989 21:21 | 0 |
396.8818 | it's just... -> phage review process | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sun May 21 1989 16:39 | 7 |
|
".... Now... Let's see.... What did we just have for dinner... Or was it lunch?"
"Anyway. Time to start a new phage"
;-)
|
396.8819 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Mon May 22 1989 09:40 | 1 |
| -<It's just a phage he's going through.--> A phagy Day in London town...>-
|
396.8820 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon May 22 1989 18:45 | 10 |
| A phagy Day in London Town ---> Dennis [Day] was hungry ---+
|
|
+--- Menace the dentist <---- Dennis the Menace <----------+
|
|
+---> snap them choppers ---> break helicopters --> Oops! --+
|
|
Alleys <-------------+
|
396.8821 | alleys -> in wonderland | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Mon May 22 1989 19:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.8822 | The Beano | AYOV27::ISMITH | Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew... | Mon May 22 1989 21:24 | 5 |
|
-< in wonderland --> in hinterland --> I had a farm in AAAfrica +
|
-< The Beano <-- The Bash Streep Kids <-- Meryl Streep <---+
|
396.8823 | The Beano --> Freebie | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon May 22 1989 21:31 | 2 |
|
As in the film, _Freebia and the Bean_
|
396.8824 | Freebie --> TANSTAAFL | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon May 22 1989 22:10 | 0 |
396.8825 | TANSTAAFL --> Let's do lunch | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon May 22 1989 22:30 | 0 |
396.8826 | TANSTAAFL --> Let's do lunch --> Dutch treat | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon May 22 1989 23:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.8827 | Let's do lunch!! ==> Have your people call my people.....
| THEGIZ::PITARD | GO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!! | Mon May 22 1989 23:09 | 0 |
396.8828 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon May 22 1989 23:52 | 9 |
| Dutch treat ---------------------------------------+
|
|
|
Have your people call my people -------------------+--> de Beers
The De Beers syndicate (Dutch) is the syndicate that controls the
diamond market. Diamonds are thus a Dutch Treat, indeed.
|
396.8829 | de Beers --> deLites | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue May 23 1989 00:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.8830 | deLites -> no, Bud, not delights | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue May 23 1989 02:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.8831 | no, Bud, not delights --> de ballpark's for de day, Abbott | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue May 23 1989 05:53 | 4 |
|
Re "deLites":
-<deLites --> Garden of Earthly>-
|
396.8832 | ....Abbott -> who's on first? | WMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZ | T20,T20, core A apple! | Tue May 23 1989 16:55 | 0 |
396.8833 | who's on first? -> What's on second! | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Tue May 23 1989 20:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.8834 | What's on Second ---> I don't Give a Damn | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue May 23 1989 21:49 | 3 |
|
.... Oh, he's shortstop...
|
396.8835 | I don't give a damn -> why? | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue May 23 1989 21:54 | 1 |
| Third base!
|
396.8836 | why? --> because! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue May 23 1989 22:05 | 3 |
| Don't you hate it when people give that answer?
Dan
|
396.8837 | because! -> be effect! | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed May 24 1989 14:05 | 4 |
|
Said at the moment this "basic natural law" was introduced....
Arie
|
396.8838 | be effect -> stings and honey | GALVIA::MOONEY | Nollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid Arann | Wed May 24 1989 16:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.8839 | stings and honey -->flattering scam | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed May 24 1989 18:53 | 4 |
|
or
-<stings and honey --> date with Don Rickles>-
|
396.8840 | stings and honey -> Love at first "bite"! | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Wed May 24 1989 18:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.8841 | love at first "bite" -> chocolate | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Wed May 24 1989 23:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.8842 | | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu May 25 1989 01:24 | 5 |
|
flattering scam -------|
|---> Weight Watcher's Mousse
chocolate -------------|
|
396.8843 | Weight Watcher's Mousse --> Mighty Mousse | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu May 25 1989 02:32 | 7 |
|
"Here it comes to save the weigh...."
For those unfamiliar with the fine points of animated cartoon trivia,
in many Mighty Mouse cartoons, when he first appeared on the screen
to rescue the mouse-damsel in distress (usually from Oilcan Harry),
he's sing, "Here I come to save the day ...."
|
396.8844 | Mighty Mousse --> Moody Mice | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu May 25 1989 08:05 | 0 |
396.8845 | Moody Mice --> Moody Blues | EVETPU::CANTOR | The answer is -- a daily double. | Thu May 25 1989 08:53 | 0 |
396.8846 | Moody Blues --> Blue Moon | KETJE::KONINGS | Play it again, Sam | Thu May 25 1989 12:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.8847 | Blue Moon --> Cyanotic Glutei | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu May 25 1989 18:21 | 10 |
|
or
-<Blue Moon --> Vaughn Monroe>-
... for all you old-timers.
Re "Moody Mice":
-<Moody Mice --> Miami Mice>-
|
396.8848 | cyanotic glutei => robot's backside | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Running old protocol | Thu May 25 1989 18:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.8849 | robot's backside -> access panel | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Thu May 25 1989 19:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.8850 | access panel -> Congressional investigating committee | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu May 25 1989 19:47 | 3 |
|
...what doesn't he know, and when did he forget it?
|
396.8851 | Congressional investigating committee -> Bureaucrats...! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Thu May 25 1989 19:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.8852 | Bureaucrats! --> Kitty Dressers | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu May 25 1989 20:02 | 0 |
396.8853 | Kitty Dressers --> Chic cats --> Chicattery | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu May 25 1989 20:25 | 0 |
396.8854 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu May 25 1989 22:42 | 2 |
| Chicattery => A maze of twisty little psasages each with a feline
|
396.8855 | maze of twisty little passages -> the Mill | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu May 25 1989 22:46 | 1 |
| as you furiously type "xyzzy"!
|
396.8856 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu May 25 1989 22:48 | 4 |
| the Mill => any DEC office
As a hollow voice says "you cannot use that here"
|
396.8857 | any DEC office --> plants | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu May 25 1989 23:10 | 2 |
|
Digital's famous for offices having them ...
|
396.8858 | Plants --> Idle | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu May 25 1989 23:34 | 1 |
| We've got THEM also
|
396.8859 | Idle(s) -> of the King | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Thu May 25 1989 23:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.8860 | of the King --> belonging to Elvis | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri May 26 1989 06:07 | 0 |
396.8861 | belonging to Elvis ->Blue Suede Shoes | GALVIA::MOONEY | Nollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid Arann | Fri May 26 1989 13:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.8862 | belonging to Elvis --> Graceland | KETJE::KONINGS | Play it again, Sam | Fri May 26 1989 13:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.8863 | No Trespassing | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri May 26 1989 19:40 | 5 |
| Blue suede shoes --> Don't step on -----+
|
+--> No Trespassing
|
Graceland----------+
|
396.8864 | No Trespassing --> File locked by other user | KETJE::KONINGS | Play it again, Sam | Fri May 26 1989 20:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.8865 | File locked by other user --> faulty tape dispenser | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri May 26 1989 20:25 | 0 |
396.8866 | faulty tape dispenser ==> Faulty Towers | THEGIZ::PITARD | GO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!! | Fri May 26 1989 21:50 | 0 |
396.8867 | Faulty Towers => Where's the Manuel ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri May 26 1989 22:27 | 0 |
396.8868 | Where's the Manuel ==> We don't need no stinken' manuels!!! | THEGIZ::PITARD | GO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!! | Fri May 26 1989 22:58 | 0 |
396.8869 | We don't need no stinken' Manuels!!! --> Dial Soap | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri May 26 1989 23:26 | 4 |
|
Re "Faulty Towers":
-<Faulty Towers --> bad reports on John T.>-
|
396.8870 | dial soap ---> rotary detergent | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri May 26 1989 23:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.8871 | rotary detergent => centrifugal car wash | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri May 26 1989 23:46 | 3 |
| I can picture cars going around Mass. rotaries (traffic circles
or roundabouts depending on where you live) and spinning out as
they get cleaned going around 'em!
|
396.8872 | | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sat May 27 1989 00:11 | 5 |
| -<centrifugal car wash --> centrifugal space wash --> comet >-
which is circular, since Comet is also a cleanser...
|
396.8873 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Sat May 27 1989 01:32 | 9 |
| comet --> cupid --> prancer ---> dancer --> vixen ---> blitzen --+
[Santa Claus' reindeer, if you can recall the verse] |
|
|
+---- cannibalism <----- Pass < --------------- Donner <---------+
| [Look up the Donner Pass incident, if curious]
|
|
+---> Long Pig ----> porker ---> sty ---> mud ---> pies
|
396.8874 | comet --> ellipse --> algebra | TSG::LEE | Good Thing,...where have you gone? | Sat May 27 1989 01:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.8875 | alphabet soup | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sat May 27 1989 01:45 | 4 |
|
algebra - - - - - -+ ^
| - - - - - |
pies - - - - - -+
|
396.8876 | alphabet soup => pas da crackers please! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat May 27 1989 02:15 | 0 |
396.8877 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Sat May 27 1989 02:25 | 2 |
| pas da crackers please ---> pass the biscuits ---> pax vobiscum
|
396.8878 | --> Shakespeare | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sat May 27 1989 04:05 | 7 |
| pax vobiscum --> pax --> pox ---> a pox upon -->
|
|
Romeo and Juliet< --- both your houses-+
|
|
+------> Shakespeare
|
396.8879 | Shakespeare --> Outrageous Fortune | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat May 27 1989 04:54 | 0 |
396.8880 | Outrageous Fortune --> incredible luck | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sat May 27 1989 06:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.8881 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Sat May 27 1989 23:50 | 8 |
| -< incredible luck -> inedible, yuck >-
Re: Shakespeare -> outrageous fortune
-> outraged tribesman
Pete
|
396.8882 | inedible, yuck --> Mystic River | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun May 28 1989 00:50 | 4 |
| Massachusetts digits might bridge the gap between these two
associations. :-)
Dan
|
396.8883 | Mystic River -> River of No Return | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Sun May 28 1989 07:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.8884 | River of No Return -> Bus Stop | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Sun May 28 1989 17:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.8885 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Sun May 28 1989 22:58 | 1 |
| -< Bus Stop -> Marilyn Monroe >-
|
396.8886 | Marilyn Monroe --> Norma Jean Baker | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sun May 28 1989 23:40 | 9 |
|
We are now slightly more than 1100 replies away from 10,000...
anyone want to be when we will make it?
Bonnie
|
396.8887 | Tammy Baker | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Mon May 29 1989 02:09 | 2 |
| I certainly "want to be" when we make it. The alternative
simply isn't attractive.
|
396.8888 | Tammy Baker --> Amie Semple McPherson | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon May 29 1989 06:52 | 11 |
|
that was supposed to be 'bet' not 'be'...
the joys of a noisy phone line
sigh
|
396.8889 | Amie Semple McPherson -> Declan Patrick McManus | EGAV01::DKEATING | Who framed Colin Wallace ? | Mon May 29 1989 18:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.8890 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon May 29 1989 22:19 | 10 |
| Declan Patrick McManus => Angus McFergus McTavish Dundee
Say it with a good brogue
10000 ? I wonder if we'll ever make it ! (Will notes let us make
it ? Has anyone determined this yet ? Any Notes maintainers around
?)
|
396.8891 | | TSG::LEE | Good Thing,...where have you gone? | Tue May 30 1989 01:08 | 3 |
|
Angus McFergus McTavish Dundee => Mrs. O'Leary's Cow => The Great Chicago Fire
|
396.8892 | The Great Chicago Fire => Towering Inferno | KETJE::KONINGS | Play it again, Sam | Tue May 30 1989 12:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.8893 | Towering inferno -> Faulty Towers | LEGLAV::HENRIKW | Born in the SNA | Tue May 30 1989 19:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.8894 | Towering Inferno --> Irwin Allen | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue May 30 1989 19:15 | 2 |
|
... makes all those disaster movies...
|
396.8895 | Fawlty Towers + Irwin Allen -> Allentown | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Tue May 30 1989 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.8896 | Allentown->Art Festival | CAM::MAZUR | Go play Pluc i ~lapac | Tue May 30 1989 19:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.8897 | <- Art Fetival -> first male cruise liner | PH4VAX::MCBRIDE | I'm younger than that now. | Tue May 30 1989 19:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.8898 | first ale cruise liner => Royal Mail Lines | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue May 30 1989 20:58 | 0 |
396.8899 | Royal Mail Lines => Loyal Rail Mines | KETJE::KONINGS | Play it again, Sam | Tue May 30 1989 21:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.8900 | Loyal Rail Mines -> Tory Disney World | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue May 30 1989 21:30 | 4 |
|
Where else but in Fantasyland could you harvest ready-to-lay
rails out of a hole in the ground?
|
396.8901 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue May 30 1989 23:35 | 13 |
| Tory Disney World --> Tory Epcot Exhibit --> British Pavilion? --+
|
|
+-- pinup pictures <-- Great Wall pictures <-- Chinese Pavilion -+
|
|
+-> beautiful models --> georgeous replicas ---------------------+
|
|
|
+------ funny money <------- counterfeit $100 bills <------------+
|
+-------> Laughing all the way to the bank
|
396.8902 | Laughing all the way to the bank ==> Only bought one lotto ticket | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Come on Spring... Gone Fishing :^) | Wed May 31 1989 03:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.8903 | | COMET::GUALTIER | Two Week Shelf-life. | Wed May 31 1989 15:25 | 1 |
| -< Only bought one lotto ticke/t/ ==> Brother can you spare a dime? >-
|
396.8904 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed May 31 1989 18:58 | 7 |
| Brother can you spare a dime --> depression ---> recession --+
|
|
+--- Mr. Freeze <-- salary freeze <-- economic slowdown <----+
|
|
+---> Batman --> bat ---> vampire --> Dracula --> Bela Lugosi
|
396.8905 | Bela Lugosi --> Bela the Ball | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed May 31 1989 19:33 | 0 |
396.8906 | Bela the Ball -> Southern Belle | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Wed May 31 1989 21:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.8907 | Southern Belle --> NYNEX | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed May 31 1989 21:43 | 6 |
|
... One of the "Baby Bells"
Re "Bela the Ball":
-<Bela the Ball --> Jabba the Hut>-
|
396.8908 | | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed May 31 1989 22:39 | 12 |
| NYNEX --> my nex --> our necks --> let us all hang together --|
|
|- More <-- more <-- door <-- lock <-- key <-- Ben Franklin <--|
|
|-> A Man For All Seasons --> salt and pepper --> black and white --|
|
|- moors <-- doors <-- locks <-- keys <-- piano <-- ebony and ivory <--|
|
|-> bogs --> bogged down --> rathole --|
^ |
| |
|-- <--|
|
396.8909 | rathole --> tar pit | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed May 31 1989 23:25 | 0 |
396.8910 | tar pit => feathered | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Jun 01 1989 00:07 | 0 |
396.8911 | feathered -> I ain't ticklish | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jun 01 1989 00:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.8912 | I ain't ticklish => Well you should be | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Jun 01 1989 00:41 | 0 |
396.8913 | Well you should be --> take chicken soup | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jun 01 1989 01:12 | 2 |
|
... the closest thing to a universal panacea.
|
396.8914 | take chicken soup -> where? | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Thu Jun 01 1989 01:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.8915 | chicken soup + where? -> weresoup | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Jun 01 1989 02:19 | 2 |
| Something a grandmother werewolf gives a kid werewolf with
a throat cold (something about howlin' at the moon all night long)?
|
396.8916 | weresoup ---> bean soup | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Thu Jun 01 1989 09:44 | 7 |
|
Busy as heck, jus' passin ' thru'
derek
|
396.8917 | bean soup -> always was soup | GALVIA::MOONEY | Nollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid Arann | Thu Jun 01 1989 13:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.8918 | | COMET::GUALTIER | Diversified consolidations Inc. | Thu Jun 01 1989 15:44 | 5 |
|
-< always was soup ==> Brother in-law >-
|
396.8919 | Brother in-law --> brother outlaw | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jun 01 1989 17:47 | 2 |
|
... Like Jesse James and Billy the Kid.
|
396.8920 | brother outlaw -> AH HA! | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jun 01 1989 18:44 | 3 |
|
...so you *can* pick your relatives...
|
396.8921 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Jun 01 1989 20:13 | 2 |
| AH HA! => EUREKA! => You donta smella so good youself!
|
396.8922 | | TSG::LEE | Dancing at the Zombie Zoo | Thu Jun 01 1989 22:37 | 4 |
|
You donta smella so good youself! => head cold
|
396.8923 | head cold -> hot-head | EGAV01::DKEATING | Who framed Colin Wallace ? | Thu Jun 01 1989 23:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.8924 | hot-head -> flamage | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Thu Jun 01 1989 23:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.8925 | flamage -> outdoor barbecue | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jun 02 1989 01:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.8926 | outdoor barbecue --> open-pit barbecue | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Jun 02 1989 02:51 | 3 |
|
The height of true Southern [U.S.] cooking is open-pit barbecue.
I pity the folk who haven't experienced dining on it.
|
396.8927 | Open-Pit Barbecue --> Roast Piggy!! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Is it Friday yet? If not, why not? | Fri Jun 02 1989 03:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.8928 | Roast Piggy!! --> Miss Piggy | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Jun 02 1989 04:24 | 0 |
396.8929 | Miss Piggy --> Porky's Revenge | KETJE::KONINGS | Play it again, Sam | Fri Jun 02 1989 13:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.8930 | Porky's Revenge -> Sweet'n'Sour... | GAOV08::DKEATING | Who framed Colin Wallace ? | Fri Jun 02 1989 15:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.8931 | sweet'n'sour --> man-hungry mother-in-law | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Jun 02 1989 18:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.8932 | Yin lookin' for a Yang | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jun 02 1989 18:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.8933 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Jun 02 1989 23:20 | 2 |
| Yin lookin' for a Yang --> Cure looking for a disease
|
396.8934 | box | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Jun 03 1989 00:20 | 2 |
| cure looking for a disease => answer waiting for a question =>
Jeopardy => game shows => definition => Joy of lex => box
|
396.8935 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Sat Jun 03 1989 01:39 | 7 |
| box --> fight ---> fisticuffs --> handcuffs ---> cop --+
|
|
+----- stare <-- peer <-- noble <-- baron <-- robber --+
|
|
+--> ogle ---> leer ---> King --> Kong --> Conga ---> line
|
396.8936 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Jun 03 1989 01:43 | 3 |
| line => four => square => six => box => carton => container =>
freight => rail
|
396.8937 | rail --> liar | SHARE::SATOW | | Sat Jun 03 1989 02:09 | 0 |
396.8938 | liar --> lair | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Jun 03 1989 02:21 | 0 |
396.8939 | lair --> leer | EVETPU::CANTOR | The answer is -- a daily double. | Sun Jun 04 1989 10:05 | 0 |
396.8940 | leer --> reel | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Jun 04 1989 21:59 | 0 |
396.8941 | reel --> unreal | IOSG::LAWM | Mathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UK | Sun Jun 04 1989 23:05 | 0 |
396.8942 | unreal -> faux | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Mon Jun 05 1989 07:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.8943 | faux --> paw | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Jun 05 1989 10:08 | 0 |
396.8944 | paw --> maw | IOSG::LAWM | Mathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UK | Mon Jun 05 1989 15:19 | 0 |
396.8945 | maw ==> Make A Wish | THEGIZ::PITARD | GO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!! | Mon Jun 05 1989 17:36 | 0 |
396.8946 | Make A Wish --> upon a star | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Jun 05 1989 18:32 | 4 |
|
Re "maw":
-<maw ---> gaping>-
|
396.8947 | upon a star -> le petit prince | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Mon Jun 05 1989 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.8948 | Le petit prince => Antoine | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Running old protocol | Mon Jun 05 1989 19:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.8949 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Jun 05 1989 20:24 | 8 |
| Creating and resolving my own loose thread:
+-->spider lost--->spider monkey--+
| |
Antoine---------+ +-->monkey's uncle
| |
+-->uncle two---------------------+
|
396.8950 | monkey's uncle => Well, I'll be! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Jun 05 1989 21:08 | 0 |
396.8951 | Well, I'll be --> damned! | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Jun 05 1989 21:47 | 9 |
|
Re "monkey's uncle":
-<Monkey's Uncle --> Annette Funicello>-
... For those who aren't trivia or movie buffs, one of the many
Annette films was one Disney epic called _The Monkey's Uncle_,
involving her, Tommy Kirk, and a number of chimpanzees (which, of
course, aren't monkeys, but anyway...)
|
396.8952 | damned --> blocked! | AYOV27::ISMITH | Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew... | Mon Jun 05 1989 22:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.8953 | blocked! --> headed! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Jun 05 1989 22:38 | 0 |
396.8954 | STAMPEDE! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Jun 05 1989 22:39 | 1 |
| headed => your way => ^
|
396.8955 | blocked! ---> tackled! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Jun 05 1989 22:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.8956 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Jun 05 1989 23:18 | 7 |
| Stampede ----------------+
|
|
Tackled -----------------+----> chastened
Stam should have looked at what he was doing. ;-D
|
396.8957 | chastened -> chaste | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Mon Jun 05 1989 23:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.8958 | chaste -> caught | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Mon Jun 05 1989 23:51 | 1 |
| ...no longer chaste!
|
396.8959 | caught -> red-handed | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Jun 05 1989 23:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.8960 | red-handed-->Play those bongos!!! | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Tue Jun 06 1989 00:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.8961 | Play those bongos!!! -> ok, you can stop now... | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Jun 06 1989 03:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.8962 | ok, you can stop now... => Do I have to??? | THEGIZ::PITARD | GO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!! | Tue Jun 06 1989 03:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.8963 | Do I have to??? --> no, Jay, not you :-) | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Jun 06 1989 07:37 | 7 |
|
in re chaste
chaste = waste! :-)
|
396.8964 | No, Jay, not you --> hop, skip and a ...mp | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Jun 06 1989 08:33 | 5 |
|
no J, no U
|
396.8965 | hop, skip ans a ... MP --> drunken AWOL soldier apprehended | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jun 06 1989 18:07 | 2 |
|
hop as in beer...
|
396.8966 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Jun 06 1989 19:43 | 2 |
| drunken AWOL soldier apprehended --> What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
|
396.8967 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jun 06 1989 20:32 | 9 |
| What shall we do with a drunken sailor? ----> brig 'im -----+
|
|
+-- fright <---- everybody scream <----- ice cream ---------+
| [Brigham's is a Massa-]
| [chusetts ice cream chain]
|
|
+--> terror --> horror --> film --> membrane --> filter
|
396.8968 | filter ==> oil | THEGIZ::PITARD | GO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!! | Tue Jun 06 1989 23:09 | 0 |
396.8969 | oil --> slick | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Jun 06 1989 23:20 | 0 |
396.8970 | oil + slick = Exxon | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Jun 06 1989 23:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.8971 | Exxon -> X-off | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Tue Jun 06 1989 23:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.8972 | X-off --> Same to you! | LESCOM::KALLIS | I'm the PTA | Tue Jun 06 1989 23:54 | 3 |
|
"X" as in "love and XXXXX"
|
396.8973 | Same to you! --> 2U 2U | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Jun 07 1989 00:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.8974 | 2U 2U --> tutu | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Jun 07 1989 00:40 | 0 |
396.8975 | tutu ==> ballerina | THEGIZ::PITARD | GO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!! | Wed Jun 07 1989 01:40 | 0 |
396.8976 | ballerina -> Sugar Plum Fairy | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Jun 07 1989 02:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.8977 | Sugar Plum Fairy => Fair y nuff | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Jun 07 1989 02:49 | 0 |
396.8978 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Wed Jun 07 1989 05:15 | 10 |
| -< Fair y nuff => 'Nuff said >-
Re: Exxon
Sign of the double cross
Pete
|
396.8979 | 'Nuff said --> fad is fun | AITG::DERAMO | Road kill gourmet | Wed Jun 07 1989 05:21 | 1 |
| anagram
|
396.8980 | fad is fun --> Day is done | DDIF::CANTOR | The answer is -- a daily double. | Wed Jun 07 1989 06:17 | 0 |
396.8981 | day is done -> Grass is 'riz | WMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZ | Today's special! (tomorrow is too) | Wed Jun 07 1989 17:10 | 0 |
396.8982 | can't help wonderin' where China iz | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jun 07 1989 18:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.8983 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jun 07 1989 18:31 | 4 |
| Grass is 'riz --> here I is --> where are you? --> who cares --+
|
|
Jinx <-- Hoodoo <--- Who do? ---+
|
396.8984 | Jinx -> Lynx | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Wed Jun 07 1989 18:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.8985 | ...China iz + Lynx --> Tiger | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Jun 07 1989 20:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.8986 | Chinese + Lynx -> asian tiger | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Jun 07 1989 20:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.8987 | tiger + asian tiger = double trouble | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Jun 07 1989 20:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.8988 | tiger + asian tiger -> tiger, tiger burning bright... | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Jun 07 1989 20:12 | 1 |
| Ooops, crossed notes.
|
396.8989 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Wed Jun 07 1989 20:27 | 1 |
| <tiger, tiger burning bright+double trouble => Fred Lynn hits one off the wall>
|
396.8990 | ... one off the wall => a few loose bricks | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Jun 07 1989 20:46 | 0 |
396.8991 | Fred Lyn hits one off the wall --> the mouse ran down the clock | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jun 07 1989 20:48 | 6 |
|
Re "double trouble":
-<double trouble --> boil and bubble>-
[Heh-heh-heh]
|
396.8992 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Jun 07 1989 21:03 | 8 |
| mouse ran down the clock --> the clock struck one-------+
|
+-------+
| |
a few loose bricks--------------------------------------+ |
|
|
falling brick strikes mouse<----------------------------+
|
396.8993 | ...strikes mouse ---> the sky is falling | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Jun 07 1989 21:19 | 9 |
|
we haven't had so many duplicate entries in a long time :-)..
maybe people are anxious to get to 9000?
Bonnie
|
396.8994 | the sky is falling --> quick ! hide ! | KETJE::KONINGS | Play it again, Sam | Wed Jun 07 1989 21:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.8995 | quick ! hide ! --> 4 minute warning | AYOV27::ISMITH | Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew... | Wed Jun 07 1989 21:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.8996 | 4 minute warning --> forewarning | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Jun 07 1989 21:37 | 0 |
396.8997 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jun 07 1989 21:47 | 7 |
| Forewarning ---+---> wild golf drive ----> Dune buggy --+
| |
| |
+--> omen --+--- dune has sand fleas <---+
|
|
+--> deja dune (?)
|
396.8998 | deja dune --> deja thoris --> barsoom | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Jun 07 1989 22:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.8999 | barsoom -> RUN!!! the sky *IS* falling.... | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jun 07 1989 22:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.9000 | | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jun 07 1989 22:46 | 1 |
| < RUN!!! the sky *IS* falling.... -> stratus fear? >
|
396.9001 | RUN!!! the sky *IS* falling.... ==> Klunk!!! It fell. | THEGIZ::PITARD | GO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!! | Wed Jun 07 1989 22:46 | 0 |
396.9002 | Klunk!!! It fell. --> On my toe! Ouch! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Jun 07 1989 22:57 | 0 |
396.9003 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jun 07 1989 23:07 | 7 |
| Stratus fear? --> status fear ---> snobbery ----> nose in air -+
|
|
On my toe! Ouch! --> stubbed toe --> not looking where going --+
|
|
prattfall! <--+
|
396.9004 | pratfall -> Whitney Tailspin | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Wed Jun 07 1989 23:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.9005 | Whitney Tailspin -> Whitney Houston | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Thu Jun 08 1989 04:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.9006 | Whitney Houston --> Sam Houston | EVETPU::CANTOR | The answer is -- a daily double. | Thu Jun 08 1989 06:34 | 0 |
396.9007 | Sam Houston -=> Down Among the Red men | IOSG::ROBERTS | Absolutely! .... and why not? | Thu Jun 08 1989 14:07 | 2 |
|
no insult intended.
|
396.9008 | Down Among the Red men --> At the Red Square | KETJE::KONINGS | Play it again, Sam | Thu Jun 08 1989 14:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.9009 | | IOSG::ROBERTS | Absolutely! .... and why not? | Thu Jun 08 1989 14:29 | 4 |
| At the Red Square -=> "Take your comrade by the hand......."
A Red square dance? 8-(
|
396.9010 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Thu Jun 08 1989 17:23 | 1 |
| -<"Take your comrade by the hand......." -> Caught red handed >-
|
396.9011 | Caught red handed --> would you like your palm red? | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jun 08 1989 18:06 | 4 |
|
or,
-<caught red handed --> Lady Macbeth>-
|
396.9012 | ...palm red -> Palmolive | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Thu Jun 08 1989 19:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.9013 | Palmolive - An olive in hand is worth two in the bush | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Thu Jun 08 1989 20:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.9014 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jun 08 1989 20:27 | 12 |
| An olive in the hand is worth two in the bush ----+
|
|
Presidential two-Martini lunch <---+
Or, on a newshawk note:
An olive in the hand is worth two in the bush ---+
|
|
An Ollie in hand is worth two in the brush <-----+
|
396.9015 | Presidential Lunch -> pass the pork rinds | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Jun 08 1989 22:09 | 2 |
| Apparently it is true and not just some PR ploy; Bush
does eat Pork Rinds (gag!).
|
396.9016 | pass the pork rinds -> send along the sow bellies | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Thu Jun 08 1989 23:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.9017 | send along the sow bellies => star bellied sneeches | TSG::LEE | Dancing at the Zombie Zoo | Thu Jun 08 1989 23:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.9018 | star bellied sneeches --> yellow-bellied snitches | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Jun 09 1989 02:07 | 10 |
|
Re pork rinds (.9015):
Have you ever tried them? They're primarily a dish from the
southwestern U.S. and aren't at all bad. They're deep-fat-fried
and are salted so that they're vaguely like potato chips.
Another delicacy from the region used to be brains and eggs (usually
calve's brains and scrambled eggs). I go no farther than pork rinds
or grits, if it comes to that....
|
396.9019 | yellow-bellied snitches --> informants | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Jun 09 1989 04:24 | 0 |
396.9020 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Fri Jun 09 1989 08:56 | 1 |
| -< informants -> but, don't tell uncles >-
|
396.9021 | but don't tell uncles --> am | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Jun 09 1989 19:02 | 2 |
|
... said a lot by Income Tax cheats.
|
396.9022 | am ---> anne marie | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Jun 09 1989 19:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.9023 | anne marie -> Donny & Marie | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the closer I am to fine | Fri Jun 09 1989 19:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.9024 | Donny & Marie ==> Osmond | THEGIZ::PITARD | GO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!! | Fri Jun 09 1989 20:41 | 0 |
396.9025 | Osmond --> Oz Land | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Jun 09 1989 21:01 | 0 |
396.9026 | Oz Land ==> Yellow Brick Road | THEGIZ::PITARD | GO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!! | Fri Jun 09 1989 21:21 | 0 |
396.9027 | Yellow Brick Road -=> Goodbye! | IOSG::ROBERTS | Absolutely! .... and why not? | Fri Jun 09 1989 21:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.9028 | Goodbye! --> Excellent purchase! | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Jun 09 1989 22:05 | 0 |
396.9029 | Excellent purchase --> buy low; sell high. | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Jun 09 1989 22:21 | 2 |
|
Old stock-market maxim.
|
396.9030 | buy low; sell high. -> Manhattan | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Sat Jun 10 1989 01:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.9031 | Manhattan --> burro | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Jun 10 1989 04:08 | 3 |
| Isn't that of what Manhattan is one of five? :-)
Dan
|
396.9032 | burro -> Tony Adams... | GAOV08::DKEATING | Who framed Colin Wallace ? | Mon Jun 12 1989 18:00 | 4 |
| For the benefit of those across the pond...Tony Adams is a football
(soccer)player for Arsenal...who has the rather unfortunate nick-name
'The Donkey'.
|
396.9033 | Tony Adams --> Douglas Adams | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Mon Jun 12 1989 18:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.9034 | Douglas Adams -> Adam's Apple | LEGLAV::HENRIKW | What about curtains? | Mon Jun 12 1989 18:09 | 1 |
| The first Macintosh?...
|
396.9035 | Adam's Apple -> Eve's Snake | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Jun 12 1989 18:58 | 11 |
|
RE -2 (Douglas Adams)
Finally, I know what the question is.
You want to know? It is:
"How many provinces did Egypt have back in the time of the New Kingdom?"
Arie
|
396.9036 | Eve's snake --> eye-opener | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Jun 12 1989 19:07 | 0 |
396.9037 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Jun 12 1989 19:36 | 10 |
| eye-opener --> can opener --> church key --> skeleton key --+
|
|
+-- booty <-- loot <-- pirate's treasure <-- pirate's cove -+
|
|
+-- shoe --> scat --> spoor --> spore --> seed --> kernel --+
|
|
apes <-- mandrills <-- drills <-- Sanders --+
|
396.9038 | apes --> mimics | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Jun 12 1989 22:51 | 0 |
396.9039 | mimics -> mimics | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Jun 13 1989 00:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.9040 | mimics -> doppelgangers | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the closer I am to fine | Tue Jun 13 1989 00:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.9041 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jun 13 1989 01:27 | 8 |
| dopplegangers --> ka and bu --> spirits --> wine --> complain -+
|
|
+-- celebrate <-- party <-- hen <-- vixen <-- bitch <-- gripe -+
|
|
+--> mass --> shapeless --> amorphous --> amorous --> pairing
|
396.9042 | pairing --> coupling | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Jun 13 1989 05:04 | 0 |
396.9043 | coupling -> cufflink | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Jun 13 1989 06:29 | 9 |
| And .. ah ... cufflinks come in pairs too. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Back a few:
About pork rinds and brains & eggs and other Southern cookin' --
there was a cookbook introduced about 2 years ago that dealt
with such "delicacies" in a humorous way. It was entitled
"White Trash Recipes". One could find out the proper way to
prepare the typical dishes like hushpuppies as well as some
less well-known dishes that contain possum.
|
396.9044 | cuff-link => twin | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Running old protocol | Tue Jun 13 1989 17:51 | 1 |
| That's the Spanish.
|
396.9045 | | LESNET::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jun 13 1989 18:54 | 7 |
| Twin --> Danny diVito --+--> Arnold Schwarzenegger --> film --+
| |
| |
+--> Ruthless People -----------------+
|
|
Commando <----------------+
|
396.9046 | Commando -> raid | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the closer I am to fine | Tue Jun 13 1989 20:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.9047 | raid --> mosquito | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Jun 13 1989 20:38 | 1 |
| "Raid" is a popular brand of insecticide.
|
396.9048 | mosquito ==> moss key tow | THEGIZ::PITARD | RIde to Live, Live to Ride | Tue Jun 13 1989 21:01 | 0 |
396.9049 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jun 13 1989 21:11 | 9 |
| Moss ---+ key ---+ tow----+
| | |
| | +---> heel --+
| | |
| +--> lock --+ |
| | |
+--> stone --> rolling --+ |
| |
+--> safe --+--> safecracker
|
396.9050 | safecracker --> unmarried | CURRNT::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, Basingstoke | Tue Jun 13 1989 22:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.9051 | safecracker-->unmarried-->unchaste | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Jun 14 1989 00:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.9052 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Jun 14 1989 00:52 | 4 |
| -<unchaste => deja vu => what goes around comes around => a round
=> a square => a cube => BOX >-
|
396.9053 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jun 14 1989 00:58 | 15 |
| unchaste --> unchased ---> unhunted ---> unwanted ---> interruption -+
|
|
+-- during counseling <-- intra session <-- intercession <--+
|
|
+-->revelation --> inspiration --> respiration --+
|
|
box ---------+---+
|
|
artificial lung <--+
|
396.9054 | artificial lung ==> Aqualung | THEGIZ::PITARD | RIde to Live, Live to Ride | Wed Jun 14 1989 01:53 | 0 |
396.9055 | aqualung -> Jethro Tull | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Jun 14 1989 04:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.9056 | Jethro Tull --> Beverly Hillbillies | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Jun 14 1989 06:36 | 0 |
396.9057 | Beverly Hillbillies -> Salem Witches | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jun 14 1989 07:32 | 3 |
|
Beverly and Salem are adjacent towns in Massachusetts.
|
396.9058 | Salem Witches --> ergot on rye | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Jun 14 1989 09:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.9059 | ergot on rye --> high | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jun 14 1989 19:05 | 7 |
|
Re "Aqualung":
-<Aqualung --> Aquaman>-
That's for nostalgiaphiles. I think Namor's a more interesting
character.
|
396.9060 | high --> ho, hi ho | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Jun 14 1989 19:36 | 0 |
396.9061 | high ==> ho, hi ho ==> It's off to work we go....... | THEGIZ::PITARD | RIde to Live, Live to Ride | Wed Jun 14 1989 19:46 | 0 |
396.9062 | It's off to work we go -> grenades | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Jun 14 1989 20:12 | 0 |
396.9063 | grenades --> Grenadas | STAR::HUBER | The Revenge of the Muted Bassoon | Wed Jun 14 1989 21:28 | 0 |
396.9064 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Jun 14 1989 22:10 | 8 |
| grenadas => grenadines => grenadiers => buzbies => bird on a wire
=> Leonard Cohen => depression => highs => volcanoes => islands
=> grenadas => went nowhere
=> there and back to see how far it is!
Buzby was a cartoon bird that British Telecom used for telephone
advertising.
|
396.9065 | there and back to see how far -> pedometer | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the closer I am to fine | Wed Jun 14 1989 23:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.9066 | pedometer -> pedophile -> pediculosis -> lousy | CUPMK::SLOANE | Opportunity knocks softly | Wed Jun 14 1989 23:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.9067 | Lousy --> Picking nits | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Jun 15 1989 00:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.9068 | Picking nits ==> Nicking Pits | THEGIZ::PITARD | RIde to Live, Live to Ride | Thu Jun 15 1989 00:51 | 0 |
396.9069 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Thu Jun 15 1989 00:55 | 1 |
| -<Picking nits => I'll take that one >-
|
396.9070 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jun 15 1989 01:59 | 9 |
| Nicking pits --> starting guava plants --+
|
|
I'll take that one --+--> planting guavas
Horticultural point: some plant pits germinate better if the outer
shell is nicked.
|
396.9071 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Jun 15 1989 02:08 | 3 |
| planting guavas => planting peaches => eating peaches => save the
stone => leave no tern unstoned
|
396.9072 | leave no tern unstoned --> narcotic birdfood | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jun 15 1989 02:49 | 2 |
|
... brings a whole new meaning to "as the .... flies..."
|
396.9073 | narcotic birdfood --> Polly want some crack! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Jun 15 1989 04:08 | 0 |
396.9074 | Polly want some crack -> Birdy-birdy numb-numb | LEGLAV::HENRIKW | What about curtains? | Thu Jun 15 1989 12:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.9075 | Birdy-birdy numb-numb ==> golf-golf unfeeling-unfeeling | THEGIZ::PITARD | RIde to Live, Live to Ride | Thu Jun 15 1989 17:29 | 0 |
396.9076 | golf-golf unfeeling-unfeeling --> la belle damme sans merci | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jun 15 1989 18:19 | 5 |
|
"Golf" is the radio phhonetic alphabet identifier for the letter
"G."
"G-G" is a girl's name...
|
396.9077 | la belle dame sans merci -> la bella dama senza pieta | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Jun 15 1989 19:05 | 8 |
|
Steve,
please explain me the origin of this expression.
Thanks,
Arie
|
396.9078 | la bella dama senza pieta -> belladonna | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Jun 16 1989 00:10 | 2 |
| "La belle dame sans merci" is from a poem of one of the
Romantic poets, Wordsworth maybe? Keats?
|
396.9079 | belladonna --> deadly nightshade | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Jun 16 1989 01:07 | 0 |
396.9080 | Deadly nightshade --> Silhouettes | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Jun 16 1989 01:33 | 2 |
| ... on the Shade, a song from the 50s?
|
396.9081 | Silhouettes --> Death Ray | EVETPU::CANTOR | The answer is -- a daily double. | Fri Jun 16 1989 02:13 | 6 |
| Deadly nightshade --> Silhouettes --> The Rays --> Death Ray
====== ====
"Silhouette" was recorded by the Rays.
Dave C.
|
396.9082 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Jun 16 1989 02:40 | 13 |
| Death Ray --+--> Buck Rogers --+--> Deer assents --> Deer flies --+
| | |
| | |
+--> Flash Gordon -+--- Dale's Flying Belt <----------+
|
|
+---> space adventure ---+
|
|
+--- advertising gamble --+
|
|
+-- Proctor's partner --> detergent
|
396.9083 | detergent --> deterrent | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Jun 16 1989 04:25 | 2 |
| The fact that "deterrent" in not in my office dictionary
did not prevent me from using it in WAF.
|
396.9084 | deterrent --> internment | EVETPU::CANTOR | The answer is -- a daily double. | Fri Jun 16 1989 08:20 | 3 |
| Let's bury this topic?
Dave C.
|
396.9085 | internment -> extermination | EGAV01::DKEATING | Who Stole The Baba's Goog? | Fri Jun 16 1989 15:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.9086 | extermination --> bugs | STAR::HUBER | Never start a land war is Asia | Fri Jun 16 1989 17:33 | 0 |
396.9087 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Jun 16 1989 17:58 | 11 |
| Bugs --> Bunny --> Playboy --> of the Western World --> Zane Grey --+
|
|
+-- County <-- Love in Bloom <-- Tojours L'Amour <-- Louis Lamour --+
|
|
+--> Coward --> Noel --> Christmas --> tree --> corner --+
|
|
forensic medicine <-- coroner --+
|
396.9088 | forensic medicine -> for-staying-alive medicine | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Jun 16 1989 19:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.9089 | for-staying-alive medicine -> aspirin | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Jun 16 1989 19:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.9090 | aspirin -> aspirant | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Jun 16 1989 22:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.9091 | aspirant --> ambitious insect | IOSG::LAWM | Mathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UK | Fri Jun 16 1989 22:33 | 9 |
|
or
aspirant --> insect that lives at the top of a church
(but that should be in another note!)
Mat.
*:o)
|
396.9092 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Jun 16 1989 23:28 | 16 |
| ambitious insect --> professional politician --> civil servant --+
|
|
+---- happy customer <-- nice employer <-- polite employee ------+
|
|
+--> big sale --> spinnaker --> Brahma Bull rider --------------+
|
|
+-- elite steer <- pedestrian bovine <- Elsie the Cow walker <--+
|
|
+--> insider trading --> organ donor --> charitable churchgoer -+
|
|
church mouse <-- economically disadvantaged churchdweller <-----+
|
396.9093 | church mouse -> dormouse | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Sat Jun 17 1989 01:29 | 1 |
| dormouse - a small squirrel-like Old World rodent.
|
396.9094 | Dormouse -> Frat House | CTOAVX::OAKES | Its Deja Vu all over again....! | Sat Jun 17 1989 01:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.9095 | Frat House -> House Party | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Sat Jun 17 1989 02:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.9096 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Sat Jun 17 1989 02:43 | 10 |
| Frat house --+--> animal house --+--> zoo ---> preserve --+
| | |
| | |
+--> dog house -----+-- trouble <-- jam -----+
| | |
| | |
+-> pledge -> haze -+---> beset --> attack --+
|
|
charge <-- the best defense is a good offense --+
|
396.9097 | Charge --> Card | SHARE::SATOW | | Sat Jun 17 1989 02:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.9098 | Card --> Deck | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Jun 17 1989 04:45 | 0 |
396.9099 | deck -> digital | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Sat Jun 17 1989 04:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.9100 | digital --> digitalis | EVETPU::CANTOR | The answer is -- a daily double. | Sat Jun 17 1989 10:10 | 0 |
396.9101 | digitalis --> Dig it Alice | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sun Jun 18 1989 09:00 | 3 |
|
a notes personal name that I really liked! :-)
|
396.9102 | Dig it Alice --> restaurant | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Jun 18 1989 19:53 | 0 |
396.9103 | restaurant --> rest room | EVETPU::CANTOR | The answer is -- a daily double. | Sun Jun 18 1989 22:29 | 0 |
396.9104 | rest room -> relaxation room | STAR::HUBER | Never start a land war in Asia | Mon Jun 19 1989 18:12 | 0 |
396.9105 | relaxation room => O what can ail thee knight at arms? | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Running old protocol | Mon Jun 19 1989 18:35 | 4 |
| Re .9078
It was Keats. But the way he used it (and spelt `mercy') makes me
wonder whether he wasn't alluding to some earlier reference.
|
396.9106 | O what can ail thee knight at arms --> rusty armor | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Jun 19 1989 18:40 | 2 |
|
Not unlike the Tin Woodsman.
|
396.9107 | rusty armor -> tarnished romance | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Mon Jun 19 1989 19:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.9108 | tarnished romance --> unrequited love | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Jun 19 1989 22:22 | 0 |
396.9109 | unrequited love -> Cyrano | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Jun 19 1989 23:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.9110 | Cyrano --> Scaramouche | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jun 20 1989 01:30 | 2 |
|
Another fabulous swordsman.
|
396.9111 | Scaramouche -> frighten a beggar | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Tue Jun 20 1989 01:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.9112 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Tue Jun 20 1989 04:54 | 1 |
| -< frighten a beggar -> Hobo_boo! >-
|
396.9113 | hobo_boo --> Babaloo | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Jun 20 1989 18:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.9114 | Babaloooooo ! -> Silent Movie | CURRNT::PREECE | Whose garden was this ? | Tue Jun 20 1989 18:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.9115 | Silent movie -> Silent spring | WMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZ | Today's special! (tomorrow is too) | Tue Jun 20 1989 20:55 | 0 |
396.9116 | Silent spring --> quiet bounce | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Jun 20 1989 21:01 | 0 |
396.9117 | quiet bounce --> mute fabric softener | LESCOM::KALLIS | I'm the OPA. | Tue Jun 20 1989 21:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.9118 | mute fabric softener -> Drowny | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Jun 21 1989 00:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.9119 | drowny => freecy | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Jun 21 1989 01:31 | 0 |
396.9120 | freecy --> costless ocean | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jun 21 1989 02:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.9121 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Wed Jun 21 1989 08:36 | 1 |
| -< costless ocean -> coastless ocean >-
|
396.9122 | coastless ocean -> Billy Ocean | KETJE::KONINGS | Play it again, Sam | Wed Jun 21 1989 12:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.9123 | Billy Ocean --> Billy the Fish | AYOV27::ISMITH | Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew... | Wed Jun 21 1989 17:59 | 2 |
| Half man, half fish, Fulchester United's incredible keeper had saved
the day again!
|
396.9124 | Billy the Fish --> Billy the Kid | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jun 21 1989 18:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.9125 | Billy the Kid -> Willy the Whale | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Jun 21 1989 19:08 | 0 |
396.9126 | Willy the Whale -> Tennessee Tuxedo | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Jun 21 1989 19:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.9127 | Tennessee Tuxedo --> Nashville Formal | STAR::HUBER | Never start a land war in Asia | Wed Jun 21 1989 20:04 | 0 |
396.9128 | Nashville Formal --> Squaredance Prom | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jun 21 1989 20:39 | 7 |
|
Re Willy the Whale:
Willy the Whale --> Willie the Weeper ---> Minnie the Moocher --+
|
|
Cab Calloway <--+
|
396.9129 | Squaredance Prom --> square dance PROM | DDIF::CANTOR | The answer is -- a daily double. | Wed Jun 21 1989 21:15 | 16 |
| Squaredance Prom -->
Square dance PROM -->
You see, there's this new-fangled thingamabob that modern deejays use
when they work at various kinds of get-togethers. They have this
computer with all their cuts recorded and indexed digitally, and they
put in this chip--I think they call it a PROM--spelled with all capital
letters--don't know why, though, but that's the way it is--used to have
something to do with high school dances, I think--that has like a list
or an index of all the music cuts the DJ wants to use that night. They
have one PROM for Top 40 rock, another for acid rock, and, like that.
This one here is labelled Square Dance. I think it was made way back
in the 60s but contains the pointers to the music of the 30s. For some
reason they used to call that music square. I never understood why.
Dave C.
|
396.9130 | Square dance PROM --> Wavetable Synthesis | COMET::LUDLAM | How come?, by boat or by plane? | Thu Jun 22 1989 08:32 | 8 |
| OK teckno weenies, wavetable synthesis is when a synthesiser has
all of it's waveforms (sampled) on a chip (PROM), an easy way to
get very complex sounds.
It made sense to me.
-m-
|
396.9131 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jun 22 1989 18:55 | 1 |
| -<Wavetable synthesis --> vegetable synthesis --> plastic potatoes>-
|
396.9132 | Plastic potatoes --> Japanese restaurant | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Jun 22 1989 19:06 | 5 |
| In Japan, many restaurants have displays in front of the restaurants. The
displays are plastic replicas of the meals. Sounds kinda disgusting, but most
of the representations are quite accurate.
Clay
|
396.9133 | Japanese restaurant -> Kabuki | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Jun 22 1989 19:51 | 1 |
| That's *my* definition... at least ;)
|
396.9134 | Kabuki -> Toyota-key | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Thu Jun 22 1989 22:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.9135 | toyota-key ---> mon-key | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Jun 22 1989 23:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.9136 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Fri Jun 23 1989 00:02 | 10 |
| mon-key --> duo-key --> tre-key ---> tur-key --> turn-key --+
|
|
+-- vine <-- Ivy league <-- Yale <-- jail <--jailer --+
|
|
+--> Tarzan --> white skin --> parchment
"White Skin" is a translation of Tarzan's name out of Ape Talk (see
_Tarzan of the Apes_ by Edgar Rice Burroughs).
|
396.9137 | parchment --> papyrus | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Jun 23 1989 06:22 | 0 |
396.9138 | papyrus --> who mama? | DDIF::CANTOR | The answer is -- a daily double. | Fri Jun 23 1989 06:59 | 0 |
396.9139 | who mama? --> army boots | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Jun 23 1989 08:56 | 0 |
396.9140 | army boots -> teleport booths | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Jun 23 1989 14:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.9141 | teleport booths --> instant elsewhere | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Jun 23 1989 17:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.9142 | instant elsewhere -> add water and nix | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Jun 23 1989 20:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.9143 | add water and nix -> instant water | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Sat Jun 24 1989 00:14 | 1 |
| ...sold by the package. Just add water and VOILA! Instant water.
|
396.9144 | instant water --> spotaneous anti-combustion | STAR::HUBER | Never start a land war in Asia | Sat Jun 24 1989 00:49 | 0 |
396.9145 | spontaneous anti-combustion->stodgy uncle extinguish | CAM::MAZUR | Go play Pluc i ~lapac | Sat Jun 24 1989 02:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.9146 | stodgy uncle extinguish --> Morbid Blue Pygmy | EVETPU::CANTOR | The answer is -- a daily double. | Sat Jun 24 1989 11:00 | 3 |
| spontaneous anti-combustion->stodgy uncle extinguish
==>
Jolly Green Giant -> Morbid Blue Pygmy
|
396.9147 | Morbid Blue Pygmy --> New Lemon Fresh Scent | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Jun 24 1989 23:03 | 0 |
396.9148 | New Lemon Fresh Scent -> old rotten fruit smell | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Jun 26 1989 08:39 | 3 |
|
Morbid Blue Pygmy ---> Depressed Smurf
|
396.9149 | old rotten fruit smell -> fruit flies | BOMBE::MADDEN | NOP: Just sit there and look pretty | Mon Jun 26 1989 09:09 | 1 |
| Living in some old bananas :-(
|
396.9150 | fruit flies --> horse flies | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Mon Jun 26 1989 13:43 | 5 |
|
don't look up.....
|
396.9151 | horse flies -> pegasus | EGAV01::DKEATING | Who Stole The Baba's Goog? | Mon Jun 26 1989 16:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.9152 | pegasus -> pinapig | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Jun 26 1989 16:57 | 2 |
|
Sometimes your classics are helpful....
|
396.9153 | pinapig --> Manuel Puig --> Kiss of the Spiderwoman | AYOV27::ISMITH | Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew... | Mon Jun 26 1989 17:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.9154 | Kiss of the Spider Woman --> Black Widow | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Mon Jun 26 1989 19:42 | 2 |
|
... another movie ...
|
396.9155 | Black Widow -> White Bride | EGAV01::DKEATING | Who Stole The Baba's Goog? | Mon Jun 26 1989 19:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.9156 | White Bride -> green groom | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Jun 26 1989 21:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.9157 | green groom --> the rushes, oh! | AYOV27::ISMITH | Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew... | Mon Jun 26 1989 21:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.9158 | green groom > the rushes, oh! -> I'll sing you one-o | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Jun 27 1989 00:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.9159 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Tue Jun 27 1989 01:22 | 6 |
| -< I'll sing you one-o -> Book 'im, Dano >-
I'll bet Danny is glad his name isn't Homer! :^)
Pete
|
396.9160 | Dano -> drano | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Jun 27 1989 22:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.9161 | drano --> clean pipes | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Jun 28 1989 09:16 | 6 |
|
Re "green groom":
-<green groom --> Green Arrow>-
It's about time Oliver got married ....
|
396.9162 | clean pipes -> no smoking | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Jun 28 1989 14:25 | 0 |
396.9163 | no smoking -> curb your dragon | AKOV13::MCGARGHAN | Love Others; Value Everything | Wed Jun 28 1989 21:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.9164 | curb your dragon --> curb your wheels | STAR::HUBER | If we only had a wheelbarrow | Wed Jun 28 1989 22:25 | 0 |
396.9165 | curb your dragon --> meter maid | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Jun 28 1989 22:32 | 0 |
396.9166 | curb your wheels+meter maid --> ticket | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Jun 29 1989 01:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.9167 | ticket --> off | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jun 29 1989 01:18 | 2 |
|
As in "annoy" or "keeping track"
|
396.9168 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Thu Jun 29 1989 09:09 | 1 |
| -< off --> mosquito >-
|
396.9169 | mosquito ---> doodle-bug | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Thu Jun 29 1989 14:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.9170 | doodle-bug --> imperfect picture | IOSG::LAWM | Mathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UK | Thu Jun 29 1989 16:01 | 0 |
396.9171 | imperfect picture -> pictured | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Jun 29 1989 17:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.9172 | pictured => decrepit | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Running old protocol | Thu Jun 29 1989 18:13 | 1 |
| (Onogrom)
|
396.9173 | decrepit -> reine | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Jun 29 1989 19:07 | 2 |
|
(Alastar)
|
396.9174 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jun 29 1989 20:31 | 6 |
| reine --> in 'ere --> inure --> insensitize --> anesthetic --+
|
|
|
duckling <-- ugly <-- not pretty <--+
|
396.9175 | Duckling --> Make Way | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Jun 29 1989 20:37 | 2 |
| "Make Way for the Ducklings" is a classic children's book.
|
396.9176 | Make Way ==> Not War | THEGIZ::PITARD | But what if *I* don't want to???? | Thu Jun 29 1989 21:25 | 6 |
|
Some trivia: Way back when the DECsystem-10 and -20 was the main
computer that DEC made, you could type MAKE LOVE, and the response
was NOT WAR.
|
396.9177 | not war -> "political differences" | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Jun 29 1989 22:31 | 1 |
|
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396.9178 | political differences --> strange bedfellows | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Thu Jun 29 1989 23:33 | 2 |
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Vive le difference!
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396.9179 | strange bedfellows -> 3 Stooges | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Jun 30 1989 04:04 | 1 |
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396.9180 | 3 Stooges -> Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jun 30 1989 18:28 | 3 |
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depends on how you add things up.
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396.9181 | Groucho,Harpo,Chico,Zeppo -> Real Marxists... | EGAV01::DKEATING | Who Stole The Baba's Goog? | Fri Jun 30 1989 19:10 | 1 |
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396.9182 | Real Marxists -> sharpshooters | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Jun 30 1989 19:22 | 1 |
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396.9183 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Sat Jul 01 1989 01:08 | 15 |
| sharpshooters --+---> crapshooters ---> gamblers ---> proctors -+
| |
| |
+--> dullshooters --+ +-- watchmen <-------+
| |
| |
+--- shotguns ---+ +--> clockmakers --+
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| |
+-----> weddings ------------> gifts-------+
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|
chimes <-- mantle clock <--+
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396.9184 | chimes --> 'hark to the hour' | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sun Jul 02 1989 07:13 | 6 |
|
part of the tune played on bell tower clock chimes
Bonnie
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396.9185 | 'hark to the hour' --> working (unpaid)overtime again | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Mon Jul 03 1989 09:54 | 1 |
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396.9186 | working (unpaid)overtime again -> noting (paid) office time again | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Jul 03 1989 18:08 | 1 |
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396.9187 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Jul 04 1989 19:54 | 1 |
| -< noting (paid) office time again => beware of the phantom clock watcher >-
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396.9188 | ...the phantom clock watcher-> the phantom toll booth | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Jul 05 1989 04:19 | 1 |
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396.9189 | the phantom toll booth -> teleport taxes | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Jul 05 1989 14:00 | 2 |
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396.9190 | teleport taxes => isn't everything ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Jul 05 1989 19:07 | 0 |
396.9191 | isn't everything? --> other than nothing | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Wed Jul 05 1989 19:14 | 1 |
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396.9192 | other than nothing -> .NES. 0 | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Jul 05 1989 20:38 | 1 |
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396.9193 | .NES. 0 --> Nestles | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Jul 05 1989 22:33 | 0 |
396.9194 | Nestles -> Nessie | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Jul 05 1989 23:27 | 3 |
| Dan's reply of "Nestle" appears to be the third answer to the
trivia question "what word changes pronunciation when capitalized?"
Other answers are polish/Polish and lima/Lima.
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396.9195 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Wed Jul 05 1989 23:43 | 7 |
| Nessie --> Loch Ness ---> Lockless ---> open --> sesame ---+
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|
+-- loo <-- John <-- candy <-- rock <-- roll --------------+
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|
+--> E --> vowel --> foul --> ball --> costume --> regalia
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396.9196 | regalia -> pageantry | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Thu Jul 06 1989 02:28 | 1 |
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396.9197 | pageantry -> page entry | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Jul 06 1989 06:49 | 1 |
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396.9198 | page entry --> knight exit | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Jul 06 1989 07:02 | 1 |
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396.9199 | Knight exit --> joust outa luck | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Thu Jul 06 1989 09:26 | 1 |
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396.9200 | joust out of luck --> lancing blows --> rough knight for the queen | AKOV13::MCGARGHAN | Love Others; Value Everything | Thu Jul 06 1989 22:04 | 1 |
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396.9201 | | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Jul 07 1989 00:08 | 1 |
| rough knight for the que[en] -> he couldn't get out of his armor
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396.9202 | the knight's armor -> the night's amour | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Jul 07 1989 00:33 | 1 |
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396.9203 | the night's amour --> tojours | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Fri Jul 07 1989 02:58 | 18 |
|
Re "page entry":
-<page entry --> Senate scandal>-
Well, it was a few years ago...
Re "he couldn't get out of his armor":
-<he couldn't get out of his armor --> Excalibur>-
There was this famous scene in the film where Uther, in full armor,
was having relations with a completely naked Igraene...
an alternate:
-<he couldn't get out of his armor --> cold comfort>-
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396.9204 | tojours --> always love :-) | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Jul 07 1989 08:02 | 7 |
|
he couldn't get out of his armour also brought to mind the
song about the 'knight in rusty armour' (Herman's Hermits
maybe)...'they had twins, they came in tins'
Bonnie
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396.9205 | always love :-) --> Smileys make me happy | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Fri Jul 07 1989 10:02 | 1 |
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396.9206 | Smileys make me happy--> Don't worry | KETJE::KONINGS | Play it again, Sam | Fri Jul 07 1989 18:37 | 1 |
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396.9207 | Don't worry --> What, me worry? | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Jul 07 1989 21:22 | 1 |
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396.9208 | What, me worry? -> not in my job description | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jul 07 1989 22:37 | 1 |
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396.9209 | not in my job description --> action verbs | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Jul 07 1989 22:38 | 0 |
396.9210 | action verbs -> see! spot! run! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Jul 08 1989 00:36 | 1 |
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396.9211 | See! Spot! Run! --> One if by land; two if by sea | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Sat Jul 08 1989 01:35 | 5 |
|
or
-<see! spot! run! --> carpet sabotage commands>-
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396.9212 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Sat Jul 08 1989 02:24 | 1 |
| One if by land; two if by sea --> Buy land by the sea --> Swampland for sale
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396.9213 | swampland for sale --> hip deep in alligators | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Jul 10 1989 05:58 | 1 |
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396.9214 | hip deep in alligators --> Amos Moses | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Jul 10 1989 08:45 | 6 |
| from the line in the song ...
When Amos Moses was a boy
his daddy would use him for alligator bait.
Dan
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396.9215 | Amos Moses --> Aim us, Moses | EVETPU::CANTOR | Splitting nines... | Mon Jul 10 1989 09:01 | 4 |
| It's what the Israelites said when requesting what direction to walk in
the desert.
Dave C.
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396.9216 | Aim us, Moses --> aim us, noses | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Mon Jul 10 1989 18:09 | 2 |
|
as in "follow your ..."
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396.9217 | aim us, noses -> but not atchoo | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Jul 10 1989 18:43 | 1 |
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396.9218 | but not atchoo---> healthy apple-eater | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Mon Jul 10 1989 19:22 | 1 |
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396.9219 | healthy apple-eater -> worm | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Mon Jul 10 1989 19:37 | 1 |
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396.9220 | worm -> turns | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Jul 10 1989 19:57 | 1 |
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396.9221 | turns --> around | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Jul 10 1989 20:37 | 1 |
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396.9222 | around --> tuit | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Jul 10 1989 21:32 | 0 |
396.9223 | tuit --> to woo | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Mon Jul 10 1989 21:42 | 6 |
|
Re "turns":
-<turns --> gulls>-
[turns => terns (phonetically)]
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396.9224 | to woo --> to woom | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Jul 10 1989 22:24 | 1 |
| ... objective case :-)
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396.9225 | to woom --> to maternity ward | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Tue Jul 11 1989 09:25 | 1 |
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396.9226 | to maternity ward --> yes June | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Tue Jul 11 1989 09:34 | 1 |
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396.9227 | yes June --> no July | STAR::HUBER | If we only had a wheelbarrow | Tue Jul 11 1989 18:17 | 0 |
396.9228 | no July --> Et tu, Brutus? | AKOV13::MCGARGHAN | I'm not codependent, are we? | Tue Jul 11 1989 18:31 | 2 |
| skip right to Augustus?
|
396.9229 | et tu -> hungry, weren't you? | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Jul 11 1989 19:36 | 1 |
|
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396.9230 | | RUTLND::SATOW | | Tue Jul 11 1989 19:44 | 4 |
| hung[a]ry, weren't you? --> No, but I was Chile
|
396.9231 | No, but I was Chile -> Go buy a New Jersey! | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Tue Jul 11 1989 22:36 | 1 |
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396.9232 | Go buy a New Jersey! -> I saw Delaware one... | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Jul 11 1989 22:40 | 1 |
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396.9233 | I saw Delaware one... --> ... the governor's airplane! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Jul 11 1989 22:57 | 0 |
396.9234 | I saw Delaware one ---> Where has Oregon? | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Jul 11 1989 23:07 | 1 |
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396.9235 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Wed Jul 12 1989 02:37 | 3 |
| Where has Oregon? ------+
|
The Governor's Airplane +--> Ari's gone away by air
|
396.9236 | Ari's gone away by air -> Ari's aerie | LEZAH::BOBBITT | make me an offer I cant understand | Wed Jul 12 1989 09:31 | 1 |
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396.9237 | Ari's aerie -> You could use a shave yourself. | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Wed Jul 12 1989 09:36 | 1 |
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396.9238 | You could use a shave yourself --> Burma | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Wed Jul 12 1989 16:57 | 1 |
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396.9239 | Burma ---> Rangoon | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Jul 12 1989 18:00 | 1 |
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396.9240 | Rangoon -> pontoon | LEZAH::BOBBITT | make me an offer I cant understand | Wed Jul 12 1989 20:52 | 1 |
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396.9241 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Wed Jul 12 1989 22:15 | 7 |
| Pontoon --> bridge --> cards --> cartomancy --> scrying --+
|
|
+-- keeping <-- losing <-- weeping -- crying <--+
|
|
+--> finding --> fining --> penalizing --> jailing
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396.9242 | jailing --> incarceration | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Jul 12 1989 22:48 | 0 |
396.9243 | incarceration -> sharp edges on the dashboard | LEZAH::BOBBITT | make me an offer I cant understand | Wed Jul 12 1989 23:53 | 2 |
| or does that belong in the pseudo-sniglets note?
|
396.9244 | sharp edges on the dashboard -> Auto stereo review | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | SomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectives | Thu Jul 13 1989 09:52 | 1 |
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396.9245 | Auto stereo review --> Manual mono preview | STAR::HUBER | If we only had a wheelbarrow | Thu Jul 13 1989 18:49 | 0 |
396.9246 | Manual mono preview -> and verse vica | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jul 13 1989 18:57 | 1 |
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396.9247 | and verse vica --> porno poems | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Thu Jul 13 1989 19:52 | 2 |
|
Like dirty limericks
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396.9248 | porno poems -> intimate iambs | LEZAH::BOBBITT | make me an offer I cant understand | Thu Jul 13 1989 20:29 | 1 |
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396.9249 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Jul 14 1989 01:56 | 3 |
| intimate iambs => sweet potatos hit by the greengrocers arrow
|
396.9250 | sweet potatoes hit by the greengrocer's arrow --> twang! | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Fri Jul 14 1989 02:12 | 6 |
|
Re "intimate iambs":
-<intimate iambs --> intimate lambs>-
... and that leads to _all kinds_ of possibilities
|
396.9251 | twang! --> orange drink selected by NASA | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Jul 14 1989 03:50 | 0 |
396.9252 | orange drink selected by NASA -> Orangutan Triphosphate | PROXY::CANTOR | Splitting nines... | Fri Jul 14 1989 11:21 | 3 |
| Well, it's a fictitious chemical, but it'd be orange if it existed.
Dave C.
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396.9253 | Orangutan triphosphate --> simian farmer | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Fri Jul 14 1989 17:00 | 2 |
|
Phosphate is a fertilizer.
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396.9254 | pediatrician -> Duvalier | CAM::MAZUR | Go play Pluc i ~lapac | Fri Jul 14 1989 19:11 | 2 |
| As in Baby Doc
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396.9255 | Duvalier -> Haiti | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Jul 14 1989 19:56 | 2 |
|
How did we get from "simian farmer" (.9253) to "pediatrician" (.9254) ???
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396.9256 | Haiti -> Tahiti | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Jul 14 1989 21:10 | 9 |
| RE -1
> How did we get from "simian farmer" (.9253) to "pediatrician" (.9254) ???
I looked it up; quite simple. Space, minus-sign, greater-than sign, space.
:-)
Arie
|
396.9257 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Fri Jul 14 1989 21:27 | 5 |
| Simian farmer ---+
|
|
|
Tahiti ----------+--> Pacific agrarian primate
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396.9258 | Pacific agrarian primate -> Specific libertarian mollusk | STAR::HUBER | If we only had a wheelbarrow | Sat Jul 15 1989 02:03 | 0 |
396.9259 | Waste not, want not | SHARE::SATOW | | Sat Jul 15 1989 02:56 | 13 |
| Specific Libertarian Mollusk --> Random Liberal Snail --+
|
+--- Massachusetts Budget setting process<--+
|
+--> Fiscal irresponsibility--> Physical impossibility--+
|
Waste not Want not<-- Waist not Belt size<---Waist 48 Belt 36-------+
With apologies for the local political digression.
Clay
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396.9260 | Waste not, want not --> Have no fun | PROXY::CANTOR | Splitting nines... | Sat Jul 15 1989 03:17 | 2 |
| Waste not, Want not --> See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil
--> Have no fun
|
396.9261 | have no fun -> doldrums | LEZAH::BOBBITT | make me an offer I cant understand | Sun Jul 16 1989 01:28 | 1 |
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396.9262 | doldrums --> steel drum band | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Jul 16 1989 09:09 | 0 |
396.9263 | steel drum band --> steal printer drum or band | PROXY::CANTOR | Splitting nines... | Sun Jul 16 1989 10:50 | 0 |
396.9264 | steal printer drum or band --> matrix management | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Mon Jul 17 1989 03:43 | 0 |
396.9265 | matrix management --> total chaos | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Jul 17 1989 03:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.9266 | total chaos ---> entropy | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Mon Jul 17 1989 03:53 | 1 |
|
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396.9267 | entropy --> delta S poster child | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Jul 17 1989 03:55 | 1 |
| Help stamp out entropy in your lifetime.
|
396.9268 | delta S poster child --> Delta S ready when U R | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Mon Jul 17 1989 18:28 | 1 |
|
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396.9269 | Delta S ready when U R -> Welcome aboard Air-otica | LEZAH::BOBBITT | make me an offer I cant understand | Mon Jul 17 1989 19:44 | 2 |
| a line from "All That Jazz"...
|
396.9270 | Welocme aboard Air-otica -> join the mile-high club | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Mon Jul 17 1989 20:39 | 1 |
|
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396.9271 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Mon Jul 17 1989 22:42 | 7 |
| Join the mile-high club --> Denver Country Club ---+
|
|
+-- Salt Lake City Mice <-- Salt Lake City Mace <--+
|
|
+--> Miami Mice --> Three Blind Mice --> Three Stooges --> Curly
|
396.9272 | Curly --> Q | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Jul 18 1989 00:03 | 9 |
|
Steve Kallis,
Some of your associations are *really* wierd!
Bonnie
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396.9273 | Q --> Clearance | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Tue Jul 18 1989 00:27 | 2 |
|
A security classification, for those who don't know...
|
396.9274 | Clearance->Lumpy | CAM::MAZUR | Go play Pluc i ~lapac | Tue Jul 18 1989 03:13 | 4 |
|
Re: .9273
Thanks Steve, but that was supposed to be a secret.
|
396.9275 | Lumpy --> oatmeal | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Jul 18 1989 03:54 | 0 |
396.9276 | oatmeal --> and raisen cookies | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Jul 18 1989 08:32 | 8 |
396.9277 | and raisen cookies -> just desserts | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Jul 18 1989 18:11 | 1 |
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396.9278 | just desserts -> Only Gobi | CAM::MAZUR | Go play Pluc i ~lapac | Tue Jul 18 1989 18:44 | 1 |
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396.9279 | Only Gobi --> No Bush | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Tue Jul 18 1989 18:56 | 9 |
|
... that is, just the leader of the USSR showed up for the Summit
meeting.
re "just desserts"
-<just desserts --> no entrees>-
... leading to something like "exit only," I suppose...
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396.9280 | No Bush -> "We Demand.....A Shrubbery!" | LEZAH::BOBBITT | make me an offer I cant understand | Tue Jul 18 1989 19:47 | 1 |
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396.9281 | We demand ... a shrubbery --> Will yew do? | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Jul 18 1989 20:05 | 1 |
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396.9282 | Will yew do? --> A dance around the Maple? | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Tue Jul 18 1989 20:28 | 8 |
|
Re "We demand ... a shrubbery":
-<We demand ... a shrubbery --> a kinder, gentler shrubbery>-
or
-<We demand ... a shrubbery --> Get thee to a shrubbery .. go!>-
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396.9283 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Jul 18 1989 21:13 | 1 |
| A dance around the Maple? --> Oakay, Elm all fir it
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396.9284 | Oakay, Elm all fir it -> I bough out and leaf | LEZAH::BOBBITT | make me an offer I cant understand | Tue Jul 18 1989 23:45 | 1 |
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396.9285 | I bough out and leaf --> how root! | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Wed Jul 19 1989 01:28 | 2 |
|
If you'd redwood you have answered the last one?
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396.9286 | how root! -> knot so | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jul 19 1989 02:44 | 1 |
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396.9287 | Knot so->Birch your bottom dollar it is. | CAM::MAZUR | Go play Pluc i ~lapac | Wed Jul 19 1989 02:52 | 2 |
|
These tree puns make me syc-a-more than I've ever been in my life.
|
396.9288 | burn out | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Wed Jul 19 1989 05:02 | 8 |
| Birch your bottom dollar it is --> enough to make yew pine, oak
-----> acorny story --- > a real old chestnut ---> holly dooly --->
acacia --> bless yew ---> willow be darned --> plane to see -->
poplar jokes ---> haw haw thorn ---> hips and haws --> nightmare
on elm street --> ash'n faces --> spruce up --> eucalypt -->
forest fire --> burn out
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396.9289 | burn out ---> many trees | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Jul 19 1989 09:06 | 4 |
|
in reference to the large stands of timber that burned in
wester USA last summer..
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396.9290 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Wed Jul 19 1989 18:18 | 7 |
| many trees --> infant trees --+--> armies --> uniforms --+
| |
| |
+- flexible <-- saplings <----+ +- lone <-- rangers <--+
| |
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+--------> rate ------------------+--> mortgage --> bank --> river
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396.9291 | river -> Missi-SAP-pi | CAM::MAZUR | Go play Pluc i ~lapac | Wed Jul 19 1989 18:25 | 1 |
|
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396.9292 | Missi-SAP-pi -> runnin' a little chilly this year | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jul 19 1989 22:18 | 1 |
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396.9293 | runnin' a little chilly this year -> Tex-Mex marathon | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jul 19 1989 22:32 | 1 |
|
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396.9294 | Tex-Mex Marathon --> The Battle of Guadalupe Pass? | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Wed Jul 19 1989 23:42 | 1 |
|
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396.9295 | The Battle of Guadalupe Pass? -> take the high ground | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jul 20 1989 18:05 | 3 |
|
for defensive purposes, of course
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396.9296 | take the high ground -> Scotland | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Thu Jul 20 1989 19:40 | 8 |
|
-You take the high road-----
/ \
/ \
take the high ground- -I'll get to Scotland
\ / afore ye.
\ /
-and I'll take the low road-
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396.9297 | Scotland -> Kilt | LYRIC::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Jul 20 1989 20:16 | 1 |
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396.9298 | Kilt --> dead | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Thu Jul 20 1989 20:35 | 2 |
|
... right between the eyes!
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396.9299 | dead -> tombstone inscription | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jul 20 1989 21:59 | 12 |
|
Beyond this pale you cannot see,
But prepare, thou mortal, to follow me.
to which one might reply -
To follow you is not my intent
Until I know which way you went.
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396.9300 | tombstone inscription --> grave engraving | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Thu Jul 20 1989 22:19 | 0 |
396.9301 | grave engraving -> serious plates | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jul 20 1989 22:59 | 1 |
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396.9302 | serious plates --> World Series home plates | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Fri Jul 21 1989 00:20 | 4 |
|
or
-<Serious plates --> nonfrivolous dentures --> nondentured servants>-
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396.9303 | World Series home plates -> TV dinners | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Jul 21 1989 02:46 | 1 |
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396.9304 | TV dinners -> theater club a la carte | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jul 21 1989 03:37 | 1 |
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396.9305 | theater club a la carte --> stage show | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Fri Jul 21 1989 03:58 | 1 |
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396.9306 | stage show --> stage coach | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Jul 21 1989 04:20 | 0 |
396.9307 | stage coach --> hold up | PROXY::CANTOR | Splitting nines... | Fri Jul 21 1989 10:16 | 0 |
396.9308 | hold-up --> Atlas | ESSJAY::PETERS | Steve Peters, @VBO x5470 | Fri Jul 21 1989 13:21 | 0 |
396.9309 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Fri Jul 21 1989 18:22 | 23 |
| Atlas --+-->ICBM ---+--> guided missile ---> Papal correspondence
| | ----------+---------
| | |
| +--> penguin detritus --+ |
| | |
| +- fouled [fowled] nest + |
| | |
+-> map -+ | +-- mess <-- B.S. <- bull <-+
| | |
+-- face <--+ | |
| | +--> hall --> Montezuma ----+
| | |
| +--> fouled ball --+ |
| | |
+--> music --> dancing --+ | +- revenge <-+
| | |
| | |
+-> Prom +--+--> Prom Night
For those who aren't movie buffs,
_Prom Night_ is a revenge/slasher film
about nasty things happening at a prom
-- a "fouled ball," if you will ....
|
396.9310 | Prom Night -> Carrie | CAM::MAZUR | Quack Quack | Fri Jul 21 1989 19:18 | 3 |
|
"fouled ball"??, Hmmm, I thought it had to do with striking out.
|
396.9311 | Carrie -> me back to old Virginny | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Jul 21 1989 21:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.9312 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Fri Jul 21 1989 21:43 | 16 |
| Me back to old Virginny --> the back of me hand to ye --+
|
|
+-me heart's in the highland <-- me face to the wind <--+
|
|
+--> homesick --> seasick --> voyage --> voyage[u]r --+
|
|
+-- weightlifting <-- spectator sport <-- voueur <--+
|
|
+--> muscle strain --> pate
"pate" as in meat spread
|
396.9313 | pate (as in meat spread) -> fathead | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jul 21 1989 21:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.9314 | fathead => jughead => jigs => bringing up father | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Jul 22 1989 03:00 | 0 |
396.9315 | bringing up fa(r)ther ---> technicolour yawn | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Mon Jul 24 1989 08:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.9316 | technicolour yawn => Bambi | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Running old protocol | Mon Jul 24 1989 17:51 | 1 |
| There's a note somewhere for all _those_ associations.
|
396.9317 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Mon Jul 24 1989 18:42 | 15 |
| Bambi --+--deer --> beloved --+
| |
+--> baby --+ |
| |
| +--> idolize --+
| |
+--> Babe Ruth ----------+--> Hall of Fame --+
|
|
Sally Rand <-- fan out <-- Casey <-- bat <-- baseball --+
For the youngest of you, Sally Rand was famous for her "fan dance";
she was rather of a teaser rather than a strip teaser. Ostensibly,
she wore nothing behind her fans.
|
396.9318 | Sally Rand -> Rand McNally | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Jul 24 1989 19:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.9319 | Rand McNally => Atlas t, the world in the palm of my hand | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Jul 24 1989 19:41 | 0 |
396.9320 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Mon Jul 24 1989 21:18 | 13 |
| Atlas T, the world in the palm pf my hand --> Atlas missile --+
|
|
+--John Glen <-- Project Mercury <-- man-rated Atlas <--+
|
|
+--> Chuck Yaeger --> The Right Stuff --> Tom Wolfe --+
|
|
+- Three Stooges <-- Three Little Pigs <-- Big Bad Wolf <--+
|
|
+--> Comic relief --> stage-door men's room --> flushed with success
|
396.9321 | flushed with success -> with my plumbers helper | CAM::MAZUR | Quack Quack | Mon Jul 24 1989 21:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.9322 | with my plumbers helper --> kinky | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Jul 24 1989 22:35 | 0 |
396.9323 | kinky - 'y' + 's' -> L-O-L-A, Lola... | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jul 24 1989 22:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.9324 | L-O-L-A, Lola --> Cola | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Mon Jul 24 1989 23:17 | 4 |
|
Re "kinky":
-<kinky --> rinky parlez vous>-
|
396.9325 | Lola -> Granola | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Jul 24 1989 23:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.9326 | Granola --> Oat Bran | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Jul 25 1989 03:24 | 0 |
396.9327 | Horse Sense | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Jul 25 1989 03:41 | 7 |
| Oat Bran => Wheat husks => Wheat Cereal => Shredded Wheat =>
=> Never Eat Shredded Wheat => The four corners of the Earth =>
=> NEWS => Gloom and despair => tension => hypertension =>
=> Heart attacks => cholesterol => Oat Bran => Horse sense
|
396.9328 | Horse Sense===> Perfume for farmgirls | COMET::LUDLAM | How come?, by boat or by plane? | Tue Jul 25 1989 08:50 | 5 |
|
or farmboys if so inclined.
-m-
|
396.9329 | Perfume for farmgirls ---> the Oh Zone | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Tue Jul 25 1989 13:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.9330 | the Oh Zone ==> there's a hole in my ... | KETJE::KONINGS | Play it again, Sam | Tue Jul 25 1989 18:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.9331 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Tue Jul 25 1989 18:19 | 18 |
| There's a hole in my ... --+--> smoke ring --> holey smoke --+
| |
| |
+--> stocking --+ |
| +-- gee! ----+
| |
+-- hose <------+ +--> haw ----+
| |
| |
+--> rinse ------+----- hem ------+
|
|
|
+--> rayon dress --+
|
|
doctor <-- tailor <-- dressmaker --+
|
396.9332 | doctor -> demento | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Jul 25 1989 19:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.9333 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Jul 25 1989 20:33 | 7 |
| v- demento => the mint => spearmint => peppermint => Royal Mint =>
|
| => coins of the realm => heads I win, tails you lose =>
|
| => not fair => summer fair => summer fare => part time taxi driver =>
|
> => Danny deVito => comedy of errors
|
396.9334 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Tue Jul 25 1989 21:11 | 16 |
| Comedy of errors --> 1989 Red Sox games --> the agony of defeat --+
|
|
+-- Smasher <--Spy <-- sneaker <-- Rebok <-- athlete's foot <--+
|
|
+--> David Harding, Counterspy --> nostalgia
For younger sets:
"Spy Smasher" was a comic-book hero published by Fawcett; his action
took place in World War II.
_David Harding, Counrterspy_ was a radio-drama show, started during
World War Ii, but outlasting it.
|
396.9335 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Jul 25 1989 21:58 | 19 |
| Nostalgia --> nueralgia --> Anacin --> Living in Sin --> Posslq --> Posse--+
|
+------Nostalgia <-- Childhood <-- Robin Hood<-- Nottingham <-- Sherrif <--+
|
+-->Recursion-->Recursion-->Recursion-->Recursion-->Recursion-->Recursion--+
|
+-----Recursion <-- Recursion <-- Recursion <-- Recursion <-- Recursion <--+
|
+---> Infinity
One of those TV commercials that is indelibly stamped on my memory is
"Anacin -- for the pain of arthritis, Neuritis, and Nueralgia"
I never knew what "Neuralgia" was.
"Posslq" is an acronym invented by the U.S. Census Bureau. It stands for
"Persons of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters"
|
396.9336 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Tue Jul 25 1989 23:07 | 19 |
| Infinity --> infant tea --> tiny little tea leaves --> Tetley --+
|
|
+- fun<-- festive <-- partylike <-- Asian_holidaylike_manner <--+
|
|
+--> hilarity --> Sir Edmund's beverage --> Major Grey's Chutney -+
|
|
+--- fancy feasts <-- exotic edibles <-- East Indian Food <--+
|
|
+--> formal dinners --> informal diners --> snackers --+
|
|
+-- mane <-- fetlocks <-- whickers <-- snickers --+
|
|
+--> remember! --> forget it --> what? --> on second
|
396.9337 | on second --> thought | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Tue Jul 25 1989 23:24 | 0 |
396.9338 | thought -> I am | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Jul 25 1989 23:33 | 1 |
| Yes, I'm back...
|
396.9339 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Wed Jul 26 1989 00:27 | 20 |
| I am --+--> poetry ---> twisted growth --> misshapen wart --+
| |
+--> I yam --+--> Popeye --+--> Spinach --> broccoli +
| | |
| | |
+-- I, Claudius <---+ | +- pickle <-- cuke <--+
| | |
| +-- The French Connection <-+ |
| | |
| | +--> mess --+
| +--> Telefon --+ |
| | |
| | |
| +--> assassination --+ |
| | |
+--> Graves ---> deaths ------------------+-------+--> terrorism
"poetry" = "Poe tree"
|
396.9340 | terrorism -> birthday parties for 4 year olds | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Jul 26 1989 00:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.9341 | terrorism --> following a Kallis' special | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Wed Jul 26 1989 03:58 | 4 |
|
:-)
|
396.9342 | terrorism | COMET::LUDLAM | How come?, by boat or by plane? | Wed Jul 26 1989 06:04 | 6 |
| terrorism-->birthday parties for a 4 year old--
| |
-->following a Kalis special-----------> hogging all the fun
-m-
|
396.9343 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Wed Jul 26 1989 18:13 | 10 |
| hogging all the fun --> sty-penned --> payoff --+
|
|
+-- legend <- Tolstoy <-- Russian accountant <--+
|
|
+--> fable --> Aesop --> nay, sop --> evaporate --> sublimate --+
|
|
wonderful spouse <--+
|
396.9344 | wonderful spouse -> Alice's husband | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Jul 27 1989 01:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.9345 | Ted | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Jul 27 1989 02:29 | 13 |
| Alice's husband => Alice's Resturant => Arlo Guthrie => Woody Guthrie=>
=> This land is your land => foreigners bought it up => oil sheiks=>
=> slippery customers => greasy spoons => Alice's Restaurant =>
=> animal cookies => arrowroot cookies => Robin Hood =>
=> Little John =>
=> the Major Oak =>
=> Sherwood Forest => Nottingham =>Black Forest Ham =>
=> Alice's husband => Ted
|
396.9346 | Ted -> Hot Dogs | CAM::MAZUR | Quack Quack | Thu Jul 27 1989 02:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.9347 | | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jul 27 1989 03:01 | 24 |
| Hot Dogs --+--> ? ---> ? --> ? --+
| |
+--> ? --+--> ? --+--> ? --> ? +
| | |
| | |
+-- ? <---+ | +- ? <-- ? <--+
| | |
| +-- <-+ |
| | |
| | +--> ? --+
| +--> ? --+ |
| | |
| | |
| +--> ? --+ |
| | |
+--> ? ---> ? -----------------+-------+--> Gone with the win
| (baseball ref:)
v
Gone with the wind
(Movie ref: )
Completion of the missing entries is left as a homework assignment to
the reader. :-)
jc
|
396.9348 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Thu Jul 27 1989 03:01 | 19 |
| Hot dogs --+--> showoffs --+--> exhibitionists --+
| | |
| | |
+--> sore feet -+--> holey socks --+ |
| | |
| | |
+-- bunions ----+ +- flagellants <+ |
| | |
| +------------------+
| |
| +--> public masochists --+
| |
+----------------- private paingivers <----+
|
|
+--> ailing toes --> tapping toes --> flying toes --+
|
|
Mistletoes <--+
|
396.9349 | stagnights | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Thu Jul 27 1989 03:57 | 8 |
|
Movie ref ---> director --> manager --> coper --> copper --+
<------ traffic warden <------------+
/
baseball ref--------/--> boxing ref --> square dancer ---> waltzer+
v-----x---------- hanger-on <---- wallflower <-----+
Mistletoes--- > parasites---> poorsights--- hindsights--- stagnights
|
396.9350 | stagnights -> film at eleven | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Jul 27 1989 05:41 | 5 |
| how about the following? ;-)
-------> recursive ---+----> centrifugal force
^ |
\----------/
|
396.9351 | film at eleven --> toothbrush at eleven-thirty | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Thu Jul 27 1989 18:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.9352 | toothbrush at eleven-thirty -> Chompers Ball? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jul 27 1989 19:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.9353 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Jul 27 1989 22:27 | 5 |
| Chompers Ball => chompers bawl => TMJ Syndrome => dentists =>
=> surgery => rush'er here => slower there => halt => hall =>
=> ballroom
|
396.9354 | ballroom -> witch ball | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Jul 27 1989 23:31 | 3 |
| those balls covered with little mirrors that spin, w/spotlights
focused on them, and make the room all twinkly?
|
396.9355 | witch ball --> the other one | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Jul 27 1989 23:38 | 0 |
396.9356 | the other one --> the other one WHAT? | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Jul 27 1989 23:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.9357 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Fri Jul 28 1989 01:30 | 28 |
| The other one WHAT --> the other one-Watt --+--> lightbulb --+
| |
| |
+-- Don Ho <-- Watt Ho! <-- James Watt <--+ |
| |
| +-- photons <-- illumination <--+-- floorlamp <-- shine -+
| | | |
| | | |
| +--> torpedoes --+ +-- lamp ray --+ |
| | | |
| +--> fireworks --+ | |
| | | |
+--> tiny bubbles --+-- pyrotechnics <+ +-- eel <-+ |
| | |
| | |
+-- sparkles <------+-- electric <-------+ |
| |
| |
+--> glimmers --> wanes --> vanes --> veins --+ +- halogen <+
| |
| |
+-- operation <-- intravenious <+ |
| |
+---- disinfectant <-- iodine -----+
|
|
|
+--> prepped --> schooled --> learned --> memorized
|
396.9358 | memorized -> memo-ized | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Jul 28 1989 01:51 | 1 |
| *Any* word can be verbed...
|
396.9359 | memo-ized ---> noted, of course | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Fri Jul 28 1989 03:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.9360 | noted, of course --> it goes without saying | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Jul 28 1989 05:47 | 0 |
396.9361 | it goes without saying->not around here! | COMET::LUDLAM | How come?, by boat or by plane? | Fri Jul 28 1989 06:20 | 2 |
|
|
396.9362 | not around here-->not a round hare | PROXY::CANTOR | Splitting nines... | Fri Jul 28 1989 10:19 | 4 |
| We supply only normally-shaped and squarish rabbits. The round animal
department is two buildings over yonder.
Dave C.
|
396.9363 | not a round hare --> jackrabbit | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Fri Jul 28 1989 18:08 | 4 |
|
re "Not around here":
-<not around here --> not a round here --> ... and pass the ammunition>-
|
396.9364 | jackrabbin -> jackhammer | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jul 28 1989 18:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.9365 | jackhammer -> shaken, without stirring | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Jul 28 1989 19:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.9366 | shaken, without stirring --> horror film audience | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Fri Jul 28 1989 21:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.9367 | horror film audience -> cowed crowd | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Jul 28 1989 22:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.9368 | cowed crowd --> mooed mass | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Jul 28 1989 22:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.9369 | mooed mass -> anything's possible after Latin | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 28 1989 22:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.9370 | anything's possible after Latin -> even Latin America? | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jul 28 1989 23:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.9371 | even Latin America? --> odd Middle East | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Sat Jul 29 1989 02:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.9372 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Jul 29 1989 02:54 | 2 |
| odd Middle East => irrational Australasia
|
396.9373 | irrational Australasia --> imaginary Maginot Line | PROXY::CANTOR | Splitting nines... | Sat Jul 29 1989 03:40 | 0 |
396.9374 | imaginary Maginot Line --> fractal border | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Mon Jul 31 1989 04:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.9375 | fractal border --> Julia set | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Jul 31 1989 08:29 | 0 |
396.9376 | Julia set -> stainless steel cookware | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Jul 31 1989 08:34 | 2 |
| referring to the chef, of course
|
396.9377 | stainless steel cookware --> Bri-nylon shirts | CURRNT::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, Basingstoke | Mon Jul 31 1989 18:10 | 5 |
|
... both remind me of the sixties.
|
396.9378 | | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jul 31 1989 19:34 | 5 |
|
[fractal border ] ( stainless steel cookware )
+ -> Bermuda triangle
[Julia Set ] ( Bri-nylon shirts )
|
396.9379 | Bermuda triangle -> traffic circle | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Mon Jul 31 1989 19:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.9380 | Bermuda triangle --> Carribean menage a trois | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Mon Jul 31 1989 19:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.9381 | | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Jul 31 1989 20:28 | 2 |
| traffic circle + Carribean menage a trois ---> vacation orgy
|
396.9382 | vacation orgy ->>>> fun in the sun | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Jul 31 1989 22:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.9383 | fun in the sun --> raisin the roof | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Mon Jul 31 1989 23:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.9384 | raisin the roof -> cat on a hot tin roof | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Mon Jul 31 1989 23:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.9385 | cat on a hot tin roof => a currant affair | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Jul 31 1989 23:57 | 0 |
396.9386 | a currant affair --> plumbing the depths | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Tue Aug 01 1989 01:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.9387 | plumbing the depths --> Mark Twain | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Aug 01 1989 04:06 | 0 |
396.9388 | Mark Twain --> full fathom five | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Tue Aug 01 1989 04:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.9389 | full fathom five --> six, two, and even | PROXY::CANTOR | Splitting nines... | Tue Aug 01 1989 09:59 | 0 |
396.9390 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Tue Aug 01 1989 18:21 | 4 |
| six, two, and even --+--> eight --> dined --> out --+
| |
+--> tall prizefighter --------+--> TKO
|
396.9391 | TKO --> ZKO | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Tue Aug 01 1989 19:10 | 0 |
396.9392 | Exit | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Aug 01 1989 19:37 | 6 |
|
+--->Spit--->Saliva--->Salida---+
| |
ZKO-----+ +--->Exit
| |
+-----------><Ctrl>Z------------+
|
396.9393 | Exit -> Tangerine Dream | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Aug 01 1989 19:40 | 2 |
| album by the group
|
396.9394 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Tue Aug 01 1989 20:30 | 5 |
| -<Tangerine Dream --> soundtrack --> The Keep --> horror>-
_The Keep_ is a film I have a sneaking fondness for.
Tangerine Dream did the soundtravk.
|
396.9395 | horror --> solicitor | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Aug 01 1989 22:22 | 0 |
396.9396 | solicitor ---> Oliver | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Wed Aug 02 1989 15:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.9397 | Oliver-->Twist | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Wed Aug 02 1989 18:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.9398 | Twist -> tryst | SWSNOD::BIELSKI | getting FOCUSed | Wed Aug 02 1989 18:30 | 3 |
|
Twist -> spin control -> run-around -> tryst
|
396.9399 | tryst ==> Romeo & Juliet | THEGIZ::PITARD | But what if *I* don't want to???? | Wed Aug 02 1989 18:46 | 0 |
396.9400 | Romeo & Juliet -> Shakespeare | STAR::HUBER | Build it. He will come. | Wed Aug 02 1989 18:51 | 0 |
396.9401 | Shakespeare--> Shakes leg | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Aug 02 1989 18:58 | 0 |
396.9402 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Wed Aug 02 1989 19:22 | 10 |
| Shakes leg --> dances --> dancer --> Prancer --> Cupid --+
|
|
+-- Blitzen <-- Donner <-- Dasher <-- Comet <-- Vixen --+
|
|
+--> Rudolph --> Red-Nose --> W. C. Fields --> juggler
Besides being a mastyer comedian, W. C. Fields was a superb juggler
|
396.9403 | juggler -> vein | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Aug 02 1989 20:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.9404 | vein => Count Dracula | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Aug 02 1989 22:35 | 3 |
| As Count Dracula is reported to have said
My Work is all in vein
|
396.9405 | Count Dracula --> Discount Yorga | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Wed Aug 02 1989 22:53 | 10 |
|
or
Count Dracula --> bloodsucker --> mosquito --> airplane --+
|
|
+-- Chief <-- Chochise <-- Geronimo <-- parachutist <--+
|
|
+--> super --> swell --> tumescent
|
396.9406 | Discount Yorga -> Tacky culture | CAM::MAZUR | Quack Quack | Wed Aug 02 1989 23:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.9407 | Tacky culture -> sticky petri dish | CAM::MILLER | Off to see the lizard | Wed Aug 02 1989 23:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.9408 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Aug 02 1989 23:58 | 7 |
| sticky petri dish ---> Mary Tyler Moore can't wash ---> Show canceled
In "The Dick Van Dyke" show, Mary Tyler Moore played the part
of Laura Petri(e), wife of Rob Petrie (played by Dick Van Dyke).
Clay
|
396.9409 | show canceled --> rerun race --> TV rebroadcast competition | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Thu Aug 03 1989 01:27 | 7 |
|
Hmm. Mary Tyler Moore washed fine by me.
A small point of Mary Tyler Moore trivia: her legs hit the phosphor
screen before the rest of her did. She played the part of a secretary-
receptionist in an early TV detective show, and all you could see
were her calves and feet. Her name was "Sam," as I recall.
|
396.9410 | TV rebroadcast competition --> IV'd soap operas | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Aug 03 1989 02:29 | 0 |
396.9411 | IVd soap operas => drip ... drip ... drip | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Aug 03 1989 20:08 | 0 |
396.9412 | drip ... drip ... drip --> three creeps | LESCOM::KALLIS | To thine own self be candid. | Thu Aug 03 1989 20:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.9413 | three creeps -> three stooges | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu Aug 03 1989 21:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.9414 | three stooges => three mouseketeers | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Aug 03 1989 22:01 | 0 |
396.9415 | three mouseketeers --> three blind mice | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Aug 03 1989 22:11 | 0 |
396.9416 | three blind mice --> useless input devices | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse | Thu Aug 03 1989 23:31 | 7 |
|
Re "three mousketeers":
-< three mouseketeers --> three mesquiteers>-
... The name of a film starring John Wayne, a potboiler shot and
released before _Stagecoach_.
|
396.9417 | useless input devices => write only memory | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Aug 03 1989 23:41 | 3 |
| Re three mesquiteers
how about the three mosquiteers ... ouch, ouch and ouch!
|
396.9418 | Write Only Memory --> Gino | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Aug 04 1989 00:15 | 1 |
| Garbage In Nothing Out
|
396.9419 | Gino -> GIGO | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Aug 04 1989 01:10 | 3 |
| GIGO = Garbage In, Gospel Out
i.e. Blame the computer for the bad statistics!
|
396.9420 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Fri Aug 04 1989 01:18 | 12 |
| GIGO --> Gigi --> thank Heaven for little girls --> Annie --+
|
|
+-------Lovecraft <-- Dhole <-- whole <-- Arf! <-- Sandy <--+
|
|
+--> Poe --> Raven --> lunatic --> moonquake --> seismometer
re "Gino":
-<Gino --> Gina --> Love, Italian Style>-
|
396.9421 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Fri Aug 04 1989 04:35 | 6 |
|
Love, Italian style ----->+---> did the earth move for you?
/
seismometer -----
|
396.9422 | did the earth move for you? -> Archimedes | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Aug 04 1989 05:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.9423 | Archimedes --> Euripides --> Eumenides --> Greek tailor | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Aug 04 1989 07:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.9424 | Greek tailor -- > Fairisle Knitter | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Fri Aug 04 1989 09:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.9425 | fairisle knitter ->dream weaver | CAM::MILLER | Off to see the lizard | Fri Aug 04 1989 18:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.9426 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Fri Aug 04 1989 18:47 | 16 |
| dream weaver --+--> Charlie Weaver --> Mt. Idy ---> letters -+
| |
| |
+--> Doodles Weaver --> Spike Jones --+ |
| |
| |
+- Unusual tonalities <-- Strange music <--+ |
| |
| |
+--> nose flutes --> eyes have it --> avid reader --+
|
|
+-- reruns <-- Old TV shows <-- Sisters <-- snoop <--+
|
|
+--> makeup runs --> damp mascara --> smear --> slander
|
396.9427 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Aug 04 1989 21:18 | 8 |
| slander => defame => frame => square => polygon => where'd she go =>
Djakarta ? => Jamaica ? => she went of her own accord => she went
in her own accord => Honda Cars => motorcycles => crash helmet =>
skid lid => bone dome => bone head => dolt => nincompoop
|
396.9428 | nincompoop -> noncompoop | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Aug 04 1989 21:59 | 1 |
| Not yet an officer?
|
396.9429 | noncompoop --> non compos mentis | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Fri Aug 04 1989 22:02 | 0 |
396.9430 | non compos mentis --> non-camping mantis | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Fri Aug 04 1989 22:05 | 5 |
|
re "Nincompoop":
-<nincompoop --> ninjapoop --> martial_art pooper-scooper>-
|
396.9431 | non-camping mantis -> itinerant insect | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Sun Aug 06 1989 08:57 | 4 |
| What do you get when you cross a praying mantis with a termite?
An insect that says grace before it eats your house
|
396.9432 | itinerant insect --> on the road again | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Aug 06 1989 20:20 | 0 |
396.9433 | on the road again --> hedgehog pizzas | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Mon Aug 07 1989 04:57 | 8 |
|
itineratnt insect --> pedant
|
396.9434 | hedgehog pizzas -> porcupies | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Aug 07 1989 18:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.9435 | porcuepies --> getting diameters | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Mon Aug 07 1989 18:53 | 2 |
|
Porcupies = por q[ue] pies = why pis?
|
396.9436 | getting diameters -> machinists calipers | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Mon Aug 07 1989 19:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.9437 | machinists calipers --> jewelers tongs | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Aug 07 1989 21:35 | 0 |
396.9438 | jewelers tongs --> Oriental gem dealers' secret societies | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Mon Aug 07 1989 21:46 | 4 |
|
or
-<jewelers tongs --> customers welcomes>-
|
396.9439 | Casting Pearls Before Swine | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Aug 07 1989 22:08 | 13 |
| +-----------Pearls------------+
| |
| |
Oriental Gem Dealers' Secret Societies |
| | |
| | |
Occidental | +-->Casting Pearls Before Swine
| | |
| | |
College-------+-------------+ |
| |
| |
Fraternities-----> Animal House---+
|
396.9440 | ..Before Swine --> Age before beauty | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Aug 07 1989 22:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.9441 | Age before beauty --> Beauty after age | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Aug 07 1989 22:48 | 0 |
396.9442 | Beauty after age -> nip 'n tuck | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Aug 08 1989 00:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.9443 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Tue Aug 08 1989 00:12 | 10 |
| nip 'n tuck --> chip 'n dale ----+
|
|
Beauty after age ...+ |
. |
. |
Sleeping Beauty + ...........+------> Disney feature --+
|
|
Moustache <--+
|
396.9444 | Moustache -> Van Dyke (type of beard) | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Aug 08 1989 01:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.9445 | | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Tue Aug 08 1989 02:39 | 3 |
| -< Van Dyke (type of beard) -> Dick (type of comedian) >-
Dick Van Dyke, that is.
|
396.9446 | Dick (type of comedian) ---> Dick (type of sleuth) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Tue Aug 08 1989 05:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.9447 | Dick (type of sleuth) --> Private (type of dick) | PROXY::CANTOR | Splitting nines... | Tue Aug 08 1989 11:21 | 0 |
396.9448 | Private(type of dick) -> First class(type of private) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Tue Aug 08 1989 13:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.9449 | first class (type of private)-> fist class (sort of rough) | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Tue Aug 08 1989 14:33 | 2 |
|
|
396.9450 | fist class(sort of rough) apron (sort of rough) | WMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZ | Today's special! (tomorrow is too) | Tue Aug 08 1989 17:13 | 0 |
396.9451 | apron (sort of rough) -> sandpaper (sort of rough) | ROBOTS::RSMITH | Time to make the doughnuts | Tue Aug 08 1989 17:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.9452 | sandpaper (sort of rough) -> golfer (in the rough) | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Aug 08 1989 18:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.9453 | golfer --> gopher --> Caddyshack | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Tue Aug 08 1989 18:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.9454 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Tue Aug 08 1989 18:53 | 7 |
| golfer (sort of rough) --> diamond (in the rough) --+
|
|
+-- [Neil] Diamond <-- diamond (in the [baseball] park) <--+
|
|
+--> Cracklin' Rosie --> Cracklin' [pork rinds] --> grits
|
396.9455 | grits -> trig(s) = (sine of rough) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Aug 08 1989 19:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.9456 | caddyshack + sine (qua non) of rough -> Bill Murray | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Aug 08 1989 20:07 | 3 |
| boy, would I have liked to have the reply after
private (type of dick). It would have been utterly censorable...
|
396.9457 | Bill Murray --> Ghostbuster | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Tue Aug 08 1989 20:25 | 4 |
|
What is a "busted ghost?"
A broken spirit.
|
396.9458 | | ROBOTS::RSMITH | Time to make the doughnuts | Tue Aug 08 1989 20:53 | 1 |
| Ghostbuster -> Fuzzbuster -> Electric Razor
|
396.9459 | Electric Razor => Cutting down the electricity pylons | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Aug 08 1989 21:49 | 0 |
396.9460 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Tue Aug 08 1989 22:45 | 11 |
| Cutting down the electricity pylons --> timber! --> wood --+
|
|
+-- crazy elephant <-- Must <-- mustn't <-- wouldn't <--+
|
|
+--> rabid Republican --> ideolog --> concept tree
Re "must" -- this is a condition that affects (African) male elephants
periodically, where they temporarily go into a frenzy.
|
396.9461 | concept tree -> Eden | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Tue Aug 08 1989 23:38 | 0 |
396.9462 | Eden -> garden of earthly delights | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Aug 08 1989 23:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.9463 | garden of earthly delights -> pumpkin patch | SWSNOD::BIELSKI | getting FOCUSed | Wed Aug 09 1989 01:23 | 5 |
|
is anything more delightful than outlasting
Charlie Brown, waiting to see the Great Pumpkin
rise over the ol' pumpkin patch?
|
396.9464 | | ROBOTS::RSMITH | Time to make the doughnuts | Wed Aug 09 1989 01:29 | 7 |
| garden of earthly delights
| | |
| | |
flower | |
| land pleasure---------
| | |
--->Netherlands-->underworld----+-->demonic pleasure
|
396.9465 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Wed Aug 09 1989 01:36 | 17 |
| Pumpkin patch --> pumpkin --+-->pie --------+
| |
+--> soup ------+
| |
+---> bread ----+
| |
+--> muffins ---+
| |
+--> ice cream -+
| |
+--> pancakes --+
| |
+--> cookies ---+--> ambrosia
|
|
+--> Jack O'Lantern --> Hallowe'en
|
396.9466 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Aug 09 1989 02:09 | 12 |
| Halloween-->All Saint's Day --> When the Saints go Marchin' in--+
|
+--Take a number<--I wanna be in that number<--+
|
+--> Stand in Line----+
|
Demonic Pleasure --> Hotter than Hell--+------> Saturday Night at Kimballs'
|
Ambrosia ---> Heavenly Hash------------+
Kimballs is a popular ice cream stand in Littleton, MA
|
396.9467 | Saturday Night at Kimballs' -->and I aint got nobody | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Aug 09 1989 02:30 | 10 |
|
in re .9456 (Jody) I was sorely tempted by that one myself!
in re .9463 I think it is Linus not Charlie Brown who waits
for the big pumpkin.
Bonnie
|
396.9468 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Wed Aug 09 1989 02:39 | 8 |
| and I ain't got nobody --> I ain't got no body --> frustrated graverobber
>in re .9463 I think it is Linus not Charlie Brown who waits
>for the big pumpkin.
Yes, and Linus _outlasts_ Charlie Brown (who joins him) waiting
for the Great Pumpkin, even as .9463 saya...
|
396.9469 | frustrated graverobber -> closed body shop | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Aug 09 1989 03:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.9470 | closed body shop --> bankrupt fitness club | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Aug 09 1989 05:16 | 0 |
396.9471 | bankrupt fitness club --> all spent | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Wed Aug 09 1989 09:27 | 25 |
|
from a few recent entries.....
elephants and ambrosia, (african) elephants.....
how does a man elephant find a lady elephant in the jungle?
delicious!
What is the difference between an african elephant and an indian
elephant?
about 3000 miles....
derek
|
396.9472 | all spent --> hell bent for leather | PROXY::CANTOR | Splitting nines... | Wed Aug 09 1989 10:51 | 0 |
396.9473 | hell bent for leather --> hot foot from Rome | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Wed Aug 09 1989 15:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.9474 | associations of "lay" | RTOIC::RSTANGE | double double toil & trouble | Wed Aug 09 1989 15:47 | 11 |
| Here is an association which occurred in Italy:
some Italians sitting at a table trying to find out who would be
the greatest hure in the world, when they suggested many names, one
said "Virginia Pipeline" (he pronounced it intalian: "peepaleena"!
Nobody had heard of her, and when they asked him where he got the
name from, he pulled out a newspaper where the following sentence
could be read:
Virginia Pipeline laid by 500 men!
Sorry for this,
Rudi
|
396.9475 | Distracted by spontaneous pun propogation | WELMTS::HILL | Technology is my Vorpal sword | Wed Aug 09 1989 15:53 | 6 |
| Within the last week I read, in a UK University student magazine, a
story which relied on the same pun structure, except it was Sahara
Pipeline, and the headline was "Sahara pipeline laid by 1000 men
in 25 days"
Isn't deja vu wonderful.
|
396.9476 | | AYOV27::ISMITH | Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew... | Wed Aug 09 1989 18:04 | 5 |
| -< hot foot from Rome --> hot food from Rome --> pizza --> cake >-
(To get back on track...)
|
396.9479 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Aug 09 1989 20:16 | 3 |
| cake --> Let them eat --> Come 'n get it --> Soooooooooey
|
396.9480 | Soooooooooey --> Pork Chop | STAR::HUBER | Build it. He will come. | Wed Aug 09 1989 20:36 | 0 |
396.9481 | pork chop -- karate chop | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Wed Aug 09 1989 20:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.9482 | karate chop --> East Chop | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Wed Aug 09 1989 21:51 | 3 |
| The part of Martha's Vineyard where the Kennedys own property.
>M
|
396.9483 | East Chop -> East Egg | ROBOTS::RSMITH | Time to make the doughnuts | Wed Aug 09 1989 23:38 | 1 |
| F. Scott F.
|
396.9484 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Wed Aug 09 1989 23:46 | 7 |
| East Egg --> Easter Egg --> Easter Bunny --> Bugs Bunny --+
|
|
+-- Donald Trump <-- Donald Duck <-- Daffy Duck <--+
|
|
+--> Trump Shuttle --> tramp, shuffle --> perambulate
|
396.9485 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Aug 10 1989 00:20 | 2 |
| perambulate --> per p.m. be you early --> workin' the night shift
|
396.9486 | 'm' birds | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Aug 10 1989 02:56 | 6 |
| workin the night shift => the graveyard shift => moving heaven and
earth => "we moved the treasures of king tut" => and wrecked my
furniture => lost property => umbrellas => rain => sky => 'm' birds
look at any children's landscape picture ... you'll see m birds!
|
396.9487 | 'm' birds --> Bond's ladies (?) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Thu Aug 10 1989 05:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.9488 | | LESNET::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Thu Aug 10 1989 18:27 | 10 |
| Bond's ladies? --> ladies for security --> lady guards --+
|
|
+- Unix <- eunuchs <- harem keepers <- ladies' guards <--+
|
|
+--> Berkeley standard --> tree falling noiselessly --+
|
|
cave <-- refuge for a hermit <-- nobody in the forest <--+
|
396.9489 | cave -> troglodyte | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Aug 10 1989 18:49 | 0 |
396.9490 | troglodyte --> dwarf | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Aug 10 1989 22:19 | 0 |
396.9491 | | LESNET::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Thu Aug 10 1989 23:40 | 8 |
| dwarf ---+--> white ---+--> red ---> black --+--> hole --+
| | | |
| | | |
+-> seven ----+--> Snow <-- beauty -+ |
--+- |
| +-- rabbit <----+
| |
+--> shoe -+--> foot --> rule
|
396.9492 | rule -> Golden | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Aug 11 1989 02:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.9493 | Golden --> Retriever | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Aug 11 1989 02:39 | 0 |
396.9494 | | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Aug 11 1989 06:16 | 1 |
| < Retriever -> Your spouse tells you to go and get the baby sitter >
|
396.9495 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Fri Aug 11 1989 09:15 | 1 |
| Your spouse tells you to go and get the baby sitter --> need a flat baby
|
396.9496 | | LESNET::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Fri Aug 11 1989 17:55 | 10 |
| need a flat baby --> no thanks, just had one --> have another -+
|
|
+- seashells by the seashore <- She's selling <-- Who's buying <--+
|
|
+--> cockleshells all in a row --> gardening --> plant stuff --+
|
|
horror film <-- Wes Craven <-- Swamp Thing <--+
|
396.9497 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Aug 11 1989 18:34 | 1 |
| horror film --> WHAT or film? --> I'll take the film
|
396.9498 | I'll take the film -> blackmail! | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Aug 11 1989 19:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.9499 | blackmail -> white knight | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Fri Aug 11 1989 23:27 | 0 |
396.9500 | white knight -> golden handcuffs | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Aug 11 1989 23:30 | 1 |
| Some recent US business slang.
|
396.9501 | golden handcuffs --> golden parachute | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Fri Aug 11 1989 23:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.9502 | Golden Parachute --> first one down! | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225-4959 | Fri Aug 11 1989 23:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.9503 | first one down --> wrestling | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sat Aug 12 1989 02:20 | 1 |
| coulda been football...
|
396.9504 | wrestling -> TV theatrics | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Sat Aug 12 1989 02:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.9505 | TV Theatrics --> political speech | LESCOM::KALLIS | Wait for the eclipse. | Sat Aug 12 1989 02:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.9506 | political speech --> free press | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Aug 12 1989 03:32 | 0 |
396.9507 | free press ---> B Y O | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Sun Aug 13 1989 06:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.9508 | B Y O --> B | AYOV27::ISMITH | Billy the Fish | Sun Aug 13 1989 21:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.9509 | B --> c | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Aug 14 1989 06:03 | 0 |
396.9510 | c -> D | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Aug 14 1989 12:54 | 4 |
|
... and whoever wants a suggestion for the next, mail me ;-)
Arie
|
396.9511 | D --> on cap! stand in the corner | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Mon Aug 14 1989 13:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.9512 | | WLDWST::GKEFALINOS | | Mon Aug 14 1989 18:02 | 3 |
| re:9511
-<stand in the corner>-On your knees!!
|
396.9513 | On your knees --> Rag | CURRNT::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, Basingstoke | Mon Aug 14 1989 18:25 | 17 |
|
.... inspired from the "Vatican Rag" (Tom Lehrer?) -
.........genuflect, genuflect, genuflect...!!!
Incidentally, Jon in note 705 asks "why word association-FOOTBALL?".
Well, I can't remember much of the original, but in one of the early
Monty Python sketches (also on record, I believe) there is a very
clever bit containing many wierd and amusing word associations,
the first one being ...word association-football, association-football
being a particular (British?) category/league of the sport. Geddit?!
Cheers, Steve
|
396.9514 | Rag --> A Muffin | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Aug 14 1989 18:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.9515 | A Muffin -> English | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Mon Aug 14 1989 18:58 | 2 |
|
|
396.9516 | English -> languish | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Aug 14 1989 20:32 | 2 |
| a languishing language?
|
396.9517 | languish => in the sun | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Aug 14 1989 21:12 | 0 |
396.9518 | in the sun ---> a myth to be desired | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Aug 14 1989 21:38 | 6 |
|
given that it has rained steadily here in Mass for days without
counting..
|
396.9519 | a myth to be desired -> myth America | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Aug 14 1989 21:57 | 1 |
| As in (said with a lisp) "There thee ith, Myth America" --
|
396.9520 | Myth America -> Lady Luck | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Aug 14 1989 22:40 | 1 |
| Is this National Womanhood week? ( A la Tom Lehrer? )
|
396.9521 | Lady Luck -> Luck be a Lady Tonight! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Aug 14 1989 23:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.9522 | Tonight -> Maria | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Aug 15 1989 01:06 | 5 |
| From the musical score of West Side Story...
Tonight, Tonight won't be just any night.... ( doesn't sound
the same in notes.)
|
396.9523 | Maria --> Yes, we met recently. | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Aug 15 1989 04:21 | 0 |
396.9524 | Yes, we met recently --> Hail fellow, well met! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | 1:25000 - a magic number | Tue Aug 15 1989 09:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.9525 | Hail fellow, well met! -> Stormy rainmaker | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Tue Aug 15 1989 19:21 | 2 |
|
|
396.9526 | Stormy Rainmaker -> Misty of Chincoteague | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Aug 15 1989 20:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.9527 | Misty of Chincoteague -> Play Misty for me | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Aug 15 1989 22:21 | 1 |
| A song and a movie title.
|
396.9528 | Play Misty for me --> Misty Beethoven | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Aug 15 1989 23:33 | 1 |
| another movie title
|
396.9529 | Misty Beethoven --> | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Wed Aug 16 1989 01:21 | 12 |
| Next word is the last word of this reply...
>M
A not-so-famous explorer believed that a score for Beethoven's 10th
symphony had been buried with the composer, so he set about digging
him up. Upon opening the coffin, he saw Beethoven, furiously erasing
sheet upon sheet of paper. It dawned on him that Beethoven was
(well, you asked for it)
decomposing.
|
396.9530 | decomposing -> dust to dust | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Aug 16 1989 02:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.9531 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Aug 16 1989 03:01 | 7 |
|
+--> Dirt to wash --> In the wash --> In the wake--+
| |
Dust to dust ---+--------------------------------------------------+-->funeral
Question: why do we dust dust, but clean dirt?
|
396.9532 | funeral -> box | BLAS03::FORBES | Bill Forbes - LDP Engrng | Wed Aug 16 1989 08:06 | 0 |
396.9533 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | It's darkest just before it goes totally black | Wed Aug 16 1989 09:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.9534 | | STAR::HUBER | Build it. He will come. | Wed Aug 16 1989 17:46 | 0 |
396.9535 | and Tyler too -> Tippecanoe | CAM::MAZUR | It ain't the meat, it's the lotion. | Wed Aug 16 1989 18:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.9536 | Tippecanoe -> fall in water | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Wed Aug 16 1989 19:45 | 2 |
|
|
396.9537 | <fall in water -> put the toilet seat down! | CAM::MILLER | Run my pony through the sand | Wed Aug 16 1989 19:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.9538 | put the toilet seat down -> We aim to please! | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Wed Aug 16 1989 19:53 | 2 |
|
|
396.9539 | put the toilet seat down -> bad seat! bad! | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Aug 16 1989 19:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.9540 | TEXANS have bigger stuff | SNOWY::HEDRICK | Im a BOSS, ask my kids | Wed Aug 16 1989 21:16 | 1 |
| We aim to please! -> You AIM too please!
|
396.9541 | * -> remember the Alamo's bathroom seat | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Aug 17 1989 00:08 | 11 |
| You AIM too please! \
TEXANS have bigger stuff ----->
Bad seat! Bad! /
About Texans and their "big stuff": The past governor of
Colorado got into a bit of hot water for a joke he told about Texans.
It seems that a typical Texan good ole' boy suddenly died. He had been
the big talkin', big spendin', big car drivin' Texan of myth. Well, he
was also too big to fit into a standard coffin. Because the undertaker
was used to such types, he just gave him an enema to release all the
bullshit and buried him in a shoe box....
|
396.9542 | remember the Alamo's bathroom seat --> outhouse | LESCOM::KALLIS | things pass | Thu Aug 17 1989 21:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.9543 | outhouse --> Outback | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Aug 17 1989 21:28 | 0 |
396.9544 | Outback --> Infront | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Aug 17 1989 22:14 | 0 |
396.9545 | Infront --> of everybody?? | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Aug 18 1989 00:00 | 2 |
|
... speaking of weddings/honeymoons from the Limerick note ... ;-)
|
396.9546 | Infront -> of everybody?? -> on stage | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Aug 18 1989 02:10 | 2 |
|
|
396.9547 | on stage ---> Cobb and Co. | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | It's darkest just before it goes totally black | Fri Aug 18 1989 08:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.9548 | Cobb and Co. -> Ty and Sebastian | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Fri Aug 18 1989 17:09 | 0 |
396.9549 | Ty and Sebastian --> Frankincense and Myrrh | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Aug 18 1989 18:14 | 2 |
|
... As long as we're talking about obscure Vaudeville teams...
|
396.9550 | Frankincense and Myrrh -> Aloe in Toxico | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Aug 18 1989 18:34 | 7 |
|
... or mystic but cheap fantasy titles ....
Arie
|
396.9551 | Aloe in Toxico => A high in Mexico | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Aug 18 1989 19:28 | 0 |
396.9552 | A high in Mexico -> Acapulco cliff divers | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Aug 18 1989 19:41 | 2 |
|
|
396.9553 | Acapulco cliff divers --> Soho pub crawlers | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Aug 18 1989 20:11 | 2 |
|
... if we're into species...
|
396.9554 | Soho pub crawlers --> night crawlers | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Aug 18 1989 21:21 | 4 |
| > ... if we're into species...
. . . of worms
|
396.9555 | night crawlers ---> goolies and ghosties | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Aug 18 1989 22:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.9556 | goolies and ghosties -> kids and bedtime | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Aug 18 1989 23:20 | 1 |
| They're really great kids and I really do like them
|
396.9557 | Kids and bedtime --> incompatible | LESNET::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Aug 18 1989 23:32 | 2 |
|
.. if we're into behavior....
|
396.9558 | incompatible -> OSI | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sat Aug 19 1989 02:14 | 7 |
| RE -1 (Steve)
> .. if we're into behavior....
You seem to be constantly into something else.... ;-)
Arie
|
396.9559 | OSI --> ISO | LESNET::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Sat Aug 19 1989 02:48 | 2 |
|
It's line symmetrical. ;-)
|
396.9560 | ISO -> metrics | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout? | Sat Aug 19 1989 04:54 | 0 |
396.9561 | metrics --> measuring sticks | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sun Aug 20 1989 08:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.9562 | measuring sticks -> tooth picks | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sun Aug 20 1989 19:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.9563 | tooth picks --> dental choices | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Mon Aug 21 1989 17:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.9564 | dental choices --> floss or lose your teeth! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Aug 21 1989 18:14 | 6 |
|
from someone who has had several visits with the periodontist
|
396.9565 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Aug 21 1989 19:25 | 9 |
| floss or lose your teeth! --> Put your money where your mouth is
> from someone who has had several visits with the periodontist
. . . which, no doubt, aren't what you'd call inexpensive
|
396.9566 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Aug 21 1989 20:28 | 2 |
| Put your money where your mouth is => All talk and no pay
|
396.9567 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout? | Mon Aug 21 1989 22:16 | 2 |
|
All talk and no pay =>Money talks! Mine says good-bye!
|
396.9568 | Money talks! Mine says good-bye --> mine too! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Aug 21 1989 22:35 | 5 |
|
some went to the periodontist, some to college tuition, some to....
|
396.9569 | mine too! -> mine three! | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Aug 21 1989 23:05 | 4 |
|
.... just an old joke....
|
396.9570 | mine three --> sons | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Aug 22 1989 00:11 | 2 |
|
Teutonized version of an old TV show ...
|
396.9571 | sons -> hine on my shoulders... | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Aug 22 1989 00:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.9572 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Aug 22 1989 00:21 | 4 |
| [sons]hine on my shoulders... --> He ain't heavy
|
396.9573 | He ain't heavy -> brother love's travelling salvation show | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Aug 22 1989 02:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.9574 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | But what if *I* don't want to???? | Tue Aug 22 1989 18:09 | 3 |
|
Brother Love is one of the WWF's most outragous "actors" [sic]
|
396.9575 | World Wrestling Federation --> groan! | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Aug 22 1989 18:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.9576 | WWF --> groan! --> have an arm | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Aug 22 1989 18:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.9577 | have an arm --> give me a hand | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Aug 22 1989 18:30 | 0 |
396.9578 | give me a hand -> second hand store | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Aug 22 1989 20:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.9579 | second hand store -> bargains galore! | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Tue Aug 22 1989 20:35 | 2 |
|
|
396.9580 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Aug 22 1989 20:58 | 6 |
| -<bargains galore --> P***y Galore --> Goldfinger -->King Midas>-
re "lend me a hand":
-< lend me a hand --> shortage of ranch help>-
|
396.9581 | King Midas --> muffler | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Aug 22 1989 21:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.9582 | muffler ==> silencer | THEGIZ::PITARD | But what if *I* don't want to???? | Tue Aug 22 1989 21:08 | 0 |
396.9583 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Aug 22 1989 21:21 | 7 |
| silencer --> censor --> censer --> incense --> olfactory pleasure --+
|
|
+-- two-fisted <-- hardboiled <-- private eye <-- nose job <--+
|
|
+--> tough --> macho --> leather jacket --> motorcycle --> cop
|
396.9584 | cop --> buzz | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Aug 23 1989 02:11 | 0 |
396.9585 | buzz --> saw | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Aug 23 1989 02:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.9586 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Aug 23 1989 02:58 | 7 |
| saw --> old --> fellow --> fallow --> lie --> politician --+
|
|
+- kobold <- gnome <- sylph <- salamander <-- jerrymander <--+
|
|
+--> knocker --> Tommy --> Tammy --> bachelor --> button
|
396.9587 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | But what if *I* don't want to???? | Wed Aug 23 1989 06:30 | 3 |
|
button ==> up ==> down ==> direction ==> command
|
396.9588 | command --> wish | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Aug 23 1989 08:44 | 0 |
396.9589 | wish --> bone | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Wed Aug 23 1989 18:35 | 2 |
| Re .9586:
It's "gerrymander", not "jerrymander".
|
396.9590 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | But what if *I* don't want to???? | Wed Aug 23 1989 19:17 | 0 |
396.9591 | knee --> wounded | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Aug 23 1989 19:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.9592 | wounded -> ash | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Aug 23 1989 19:39 | 0 |
396.9593 | ash -> hew | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Wed Aug 23 1989 19:54 | 1 |
| gesundheit
|
396.9594 | hew --> Texas chainsaw massacre | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Aug 23 1989 20:02 | 1 |
| What can I say, I'm in a hostile mood today . . .
|
396.9595 | Friend indeed | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Aug 23 1989 21:05 | 16 |
| +--> bull--+
| |
Texas chainsaw massacre --> gore --+--> Al----+--> politician-+
| |
| +-[Wilbur] Mills+
| | |
+--> Tipper+--> tipsy------+ |
^ | |
| +--> loop--> pool+ |
| | |
+---------------------+ | |
| | |
lousy <-- Louse <-- Lice <-- Crabs <-- Krebs<--)-- Maynard <--+
|
|
friend indeed <-- pal in need <-- palindrome --+
|
396.9596 | Friend indeed => I'm broke ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Aug 23 1989 21:59 | 1 |
| Are you giving handouts ... after all a friend in need ... ?
|
396.9597 | I'm broke! --> college tuition payment due | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Aug 24 1989 07:43 | 5 |
|
well S_Brook.... :-) not me...
Bonnie
|
396.9598 | college tuition payment due -> dollars for scholars | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout? | Thu Aug 24 1989 09:04 | 0 |
396.9599 | dollars for scholars -> guilders for builders | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Aug 24 1989 14:48 | 0 |
396.9600 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Aug 24 1989 18:14 | 16 |
| Guilders for builders --> Guilders leave --> great --> scrape -+
|
|
+- little <-- iodine <-- scratch <-- chick <-- cheap <-- by <--+
|
|
+--> minute --> minuet --> Peter --> Pan --> Tinkerbelle
Trivia:
There was a radio comedy called _The Great Gildersleeve_, the hero
being Throckmorton P. Gildersleeve, a town water commissioner.
The cartoonist who did the original _They'll Do It Every Time_,
Jimmy Hatlo, also had a strip called _Little Iodine_, rather a female
Dennmis the Menace.
|
396.9601 | guilders for builders -> marks for sharks | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Thu Aug 24 1989 18:15 | 0 |
396.9602 | | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Aug 24 1989 18:25 | 4 |
|
Marks for sharks ---+
+-----> threepenny whistle
Tinkerbelle --------+
|
396.9603 | Threepenny Whistle --> Threepenny Opera | ROBOTS::RSMITH | Time to make the doughnuts | Thu Aug 24 1989 20:08 | 0 |
396.9604 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Aug 24 1989 20:18 | 3 |
| -<Threepenny Opera --> Kurt --> brief -+-> underwear -+-> undercover>-
| +--------+
+--> candle -->bedtime -+
|
396.9605 | undercover -> top-secret bottom-sheet | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Aug 24 1989 20:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.9606 | top-secret bottom-sheet --> eat before reading | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Thu Aug 24 1989 21:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.9607 | eat before reading --> read yourself to sleep | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Aug 24 1989 23:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.9608 | read yourself to sleep -> kink in my neck | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Thu Aug 24 1989 23:50 | 0 |
396.9609 | kink in my neck --> kinky necking | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Aug 25 1989 00:46 | 0 |
396.9610 | kinky necking => entwined giraffes | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Aug 25 1989 02:05 | 0 |
396.9611 | entwined giraffes --> jungle bunnies | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Aug 25 1989 03:28 | 0 |
396.9612 | jungle bunnies -> wild life | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Aug 25 1989 15:02 | 0 |
396.9613 | wild life -> Mutual of Omaha | PAMOLA::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Fri Aug 25 1989 17:17 | 1 |
| Non-U.S. noters may not appreciate this, but ... you're not missing much
|
396.9614 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Aug 25 1989 18:18 | 2 |
| -<Mutual of Omaha --> Unique to California --> Beach Blanket Bingo>-
|
396.9615 | Beach Blanket Bingo -> Twister in the buff | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Aug 25 1989 19:46 | 2 |
| Twister is an interesting enough game to begin with...but....
|
396.9616 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Aug 25 1989 20:14 | 6 |
| Twister in the buff --+--> nude disco --+--> naked city --+_
| | |
+-> nature in +--+-> dance of life +
the raw --+ |
|
feet <-- leg ends <-- legends <-- Tales to be told <---+
|
396.9617 | feet -> meters | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Aug 25 1989 20:38 | 0 |
396.9618 | meter -> gas | WELMTS::RISDON | Is that all it takes? | Fri Aug 25 1989 23:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.9619 | gas --> urph! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Aug 25 1989 23:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.9620 | urph! -> excuse me | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Aug 25 1989 23:33 | 1 |
| At least that's what my mother said I should do.
|
396.9621 | urph -> wind and fire | WELMTS::RISDON | Is that all it takes? | Fri Aug 25 1989 23:34 | 2 |
|
|
396.9622 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Aug 25 1989 23:58 | 6 |
| excuse me ------+
|
|
wind and fire --+-----> unintentional forest fire
|
396.9623 | | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Aug 25 1989 23:58 | 3 |
| excuse me -----+
|--> didn't mean to burn down your house --> repentant dragon
wind and fire -+
|
396.9624 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Aug 26 1989 00:00 | 3 |
| Unintentional forest fire ->
Repentant dragon ----------> Pete
|
396.9625 | Pete -> repeat | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Sat Aug 26 1989 00:58 | 0 |
396.9626 | repeat --> transplant | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sat Aug 26 1989 01:52 | 0 |
396.9627 | transplant => Virginia Creeper | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Aug 26 1989 03:00 | 0 |
396.9628 | Virginia Creeper --> our history teacher | PROXY::CANTOR | Hide Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain! | Sat Aug 26 1989 21:45 | 0 |
396.9629 | our history teacher --> the winners | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Aug 27 1989 04:26 | 0 |
396.9630 | the winners --> the sinners | PROXY::CANTOR | Hide Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain! | Sun Aug 27 1989 09:38 | 0 |
396.9631 | the sinners --> obscure Rock group | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Mon Aug 28 1989 17:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.9632 | obscure rock group -> quartz quartet | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Mon Aug 28 1989 18:49 | 1 |
| conglomerate conglomerate?
|
396.9633 | program bug??? | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Mon Aug 28 1989 19:21 | 6 |
|
-----> obscure rock group -> quartz quartet -> Agate Octet --+
^ |
| |
+----------------------------------------------------------+
|
396.9634 | Shoot the horse | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Aug 28 1989 20:09 | 16 |
| +----> Stone Pony*-------------------------------+
| |
| a gait awful------+
| ^ |
| | |
-----> obscure rock group -> quartz quartet -> Agate Octet --+ |
^ | |
| | |
+----------------------------------------------------------+ |
|
|
Shoot the horse <---+
* Linda Ronstadt's original group
|
396.9635 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Mon Aug 28 1989 20:53 | 4 |
| A program bug --> a natural bug --+
|
|
shoot the horse --> infested nag -+--> get the Raid --> insecticide
|
396.9636 | Shoot the horse -> Stone the crows | LEGLAV::HENRIKW | | Mon Aug 28 1989 20:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.9637 | stone the crows --> rock the boat | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Aug 28 1989 21:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.9638 | | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Aug 28 1989 23:37 | 3 |
| insecticide ---+
|--> toxic waste spill
rock the boat -+
|
396.9639 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Mon Aug 28 1989 23:52 | 2 |
| -<toxic waste spill --> toxic waist pills ---> dangerous diet>-
|
396.9640 | dangerous diet -> militant Japanese | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Mon Aug 28 1989 23:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.9641 | | ROBOTS::RSMITH | Vomit from an angel | Tue Aug 29 1989 01:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.9642 | Suzuki Samurai --> Toyota Titan | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Aug 29 1989 01:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.9643 | Toyota Titan --> Isuzu Trooper | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Aug 29 1989 02:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.9644 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Aug 29 1989 02:33 | 4 |
| Isuzu Trooper --> Joe Isuzu --> *Trust* me
|
396.9645 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Aug 29 1989 02:37 | 4 |
| Trust me --+--> trust nobody --> paranoia --+
| |
| |
+--> Boy Scout --> first aid ----+--> poisoned bandages?
|
396.9646 | poisoned bandages => ban d-aid | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Aug 29 1989 03:07 | 2 |
| apologies to those in the South US, but the above must be said with
a drawl.
|
396.9647 | ban d-aid ---> under d ground (long enough drawl??) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | It's darkest just before it goes totally black | Tue Aug 29 1989 10:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.9648 | | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Tue Aug 29 1989 13:17 | 2 |
| -< under d ground (long enough drawl??) -> WURM >-
|
396.9649 | WURM --> Radio station on Necropolis Broadcasting Company | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Aug 29 1989 18:11 | 6 |
|
WURM = 'Way Under Resodded Mud?
Oh! You bore us!
(esoteric pun)
|
396.9650 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Aug 29 1989 19:48 | 5 |
| Radio station on Necropolis Broadcasting Company -----------------+
|
+-----Train Station on the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority <--+
|
+--> Get Charlie off the MTA!
|
396.9651 | Get Charlie off the MTA! -> Point of Know Return | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Aug 29 1989 19:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.9652 | Point of Know Return --> Finals | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Aug 29 1989 20:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.9653 | Finals -> skidding on the curve | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Aug 29 1989 21:59 | 2 |
|
|
396.9654 | skidding on the curve-->sliding down the razor blade of life | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Tue Aug 29 1989 22:08 | 0 |
396.9655 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Aug 29 1989 22:15 | 1 |
| sliding down ... => Iron Horse (ancient chinese torture)
|
396.9656 | Iron Horse -> choo choo | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Aug 29 1989 23:40 | 4 |
| [old joke warning!]
When I told my parents I was an engineer they asked what
railroad I worked for..
|
396.9657 | choo choo --> bless you, bless you | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Aug 29 1989 23:54 | 0 |
396.9658 | choo choo --> gesuntheit | LESNET::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Aug 29 1989 23:57 | 6 |
|
"I'm going to sneeze at someone."
"At who?"
"Atchoo!"
|
396.9659 | gesuntheit -> danke | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Aug 30 1989 13:01 | 0 |
396.9660 | danke --> bitte | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | It's darkest just before it goes totally black | Wed Aug 30 1989 14:15 | 19 |
|
I was tempted...
danke --> darke cellare
but I'm glad I didn't
groan
dubious comment follows....
gesuntheit --> without petroleum jelly
|
396.9661 | bitte -> not a lot!!! | GAOV08::DKEATING | Don't you YUH me mate! | Wed Aug 30 1989 16:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.9662 | not a lot!!! -> a little??? | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Aug 30 1989 16:40 | 0 |
396.9663 | a little --> chicken | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Aug 30 1989 18:47 | 2 |
|
"The sky is falling!"
|
396.9664 | chicken --> pot pie | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Aug 30 1989 19:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.9665 | pot pie --> ...the sailor man | CURRNT::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, Basingstoke | Wed Aug 30 1989 19:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.9666 | ...the sailor man -> Hobie "cat" | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Wed Aug 30 1989 19:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.9667 | sailor man + Hobie "cat" -> Moby "dick" | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Aug 30 1989 21:08 | 2 |
| sorry if I'm in poor taste...
|
396.9668 | Moby Dick => Mobius Strip | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Aug 30 1989 21:15 | 1 |
| I'll ignore the poor taste by removing the '"'s !
|
396.9669 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Aug 30 1989 21:16 | 5 |
| Moby "dick" --> Molbly "dick" --> girl detective --> Nancy Drew --+
|
|
Rocky the Flying Squirrel <- Deputy Dawg <-- Quick-Draw McGraw <--+
|
396.9670 | Mobius Strip -> Klein bottle | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Wed Aug 30 1989 21:29 | 2 |
|
|
396.9671 | Rocky the Fly. Squ + Klein Bottle --> surrealistic comic strips | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Aug 30 1989 21:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.9672 | surrealistic comic strips -> Rodney Dangerfield unclothed | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Aug 30 1989 21:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.9673 | Rodney Dangerfield unclothed -> I don't get no respect | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Wed Aug 30 1989 22:44 | 0 |
396.9674 | I don't get no respect == I do get respect | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Aug 30 1989 23:25 | 1 |
| "I never use no negatives." is a sentence with 3 negatives! ;-)
|
396.9675 | I do get respect --> I get retrospective | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Aug 31 1989 00:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.9676 | I get retrospective => box | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Aug 31 1989 03:08 | 0 |
396.9677 | box --> begin again | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Aug 31 1989 05:26 | 0 |
396.9678 | begin again --> poor old Michael Finnagin | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | It's darkest just before it goes totally black | Thu Aug 31 1989 10:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.9679 | Poor old Michael Finnegan --> kayoed | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Aug 31 1989 19:07 | 8 |
|
Trivia note: A "Michael Finn," or "Mickey Finn" didn't originally
refer to knockout drops. The original "Mickey Finn"
was a powerful purgative that made the victim forget
anything but trying to find relief. I suppose that
the use of "Mickey Finn" in movies during the heydey
of the Hayes office transformed it to knockout drops,\
which at least could be shown on the screen.
|
396.9680 | kayoed => Digital philsophy | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Aug 31 1989 21:14 | 0 |
396.9681 | Digital philosophy --> Rule number 1 | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Aug 31 1989 22:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.9682 | Rule Number 1 --> See Figure 1 | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Aug 31 1989 22:32 | 0 |
396.9683 | See Figure 1 -> curtain silhouette | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Thu Aug 31 1989 22:45 | 2 |
|
Peeping Tom?
|
396.9684 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Aug 31 1989 23:41 | 7 |
| Bless you, bless you (.9657) ---+
|
+--> Confession
|
curtain silhouette -------------+
|
396.9685 | | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout? | Fri Sep 01 1989 09:38 | 4 |
|
confession --> profession --> priest
|
396.9686 | Priest --> Hierophont | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Sep 01 1989 17:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.9687 | hierophont -> archifer | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Sep 01 1989 18:33 | 7 |
|
I suppose we finish this topic at
396.10000 -< . . . . . . -> box >- ?
;-)
Arie
|
396.9688 | archifer --> and mehitibile | WMOIS::B_REINKE | If you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Sep 01 1989 19:00 | 9 |
|
Arie,
This is the note that refused to die....:-) if the system will
support 10,000 replies I am sure that the note will continue to
grow.
Bonnie
|
396.9689 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Sep 01 1989 19:47 | 6 |
| mehitibile --> Me hit a ball -->Illiterate Ballplayer --> Athletic Scholarship
I dunno. 10k is all the keeps me going.
Clay
|
396.9690 | Athletic Scholarship -> athletic supporter | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Sep 01 1989 19:54 | 2 |
|
|
396.9691 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Sep 01 1989 20:04 | 8 |
| Athletic supporter --> that's a jock, son! --> Jackson --+
|
|
|
+-- standing room only <-- full house <-- kings <--+
|
|
+--> sitting room --> love seat --> rear seat
|
396.9692 | rear seat -> make out | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Fri Sep 01 1989 22:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.9693 | make out --> strike three!!! | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout? | Fri Sep 01 1989 23:44 | 0 |
396.9694 | strike three!!! => Curly, Larry & Moe ! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Sep 02 1989 00:24 | 2 |
|
Then after 10K there is 100K .... how about it ?
|
396.9695 | Curly, Larry & Mo --> Howard | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Sat Sep 02 1989 00:26 | 4 |
|
Re "Strike three!!"
-<strike three --> blind mice>-
|
396.9696 | Howard => is your head | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Sep 02 1989 00:46 | 3 |
| as in How 'ard is your head ...
since these 3 were always striking each other ...
|
396.9697 | is your head --> fore or aft? | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Sat Sep 02 1989 01:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.9698 | fore or aft? => ship shape and brstol fashion | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Sep 02 1989 01:44 | 0 |
396.9699 | ship shape and brstol fashion --> bristol board | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Sat Sep 02 1989 01:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.9700 | ship shape and brstol fashion --> whiskbroom | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Sat Sep 02 1989 02:28 | 2 |
|
A new broom sweeps clean...
|
396.9701 | whiskbroom --> vacuum cleaner | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sat Sep 02 1989 03:48 | 4 |
|
I've often wondered how one cleans a vacuum, or for that matter, why
should one?
|
396.9702 | vacuum cleaner --> VAX | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Sep 03 1989 03:08 | 1 |
| Nothing sucks like a VAX?
|
396.9703 | VAX --> Digital have it now! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | It's darkest just before it goes totally black | Mon Sep 04 1989 09:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.9704 | Digital have it now! -> Is it catching? | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Sep 04 1989 12:40 | 2 |
|
|
396.9705 | Is it catching? --> I think it's the carburator. | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout? | Mon Sep 04 1989 19:31 | 0 |
396.9706 | I think it's the carburator --> Lean burn | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | It's darkest just before it goes totally black | Tue Sep 05 1989 09:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.9707 | Lean Burn -=> Fatty Acid | IOSG::ROBERTS | Richard, Developer/UI Specialist | Tue Sep 05 1989 14:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.9708 | Fatty Acid --> Acid House | KETJE::KONINGS | Play it again, Sam | Tue Sep 05 1989 14:53 | 1 |
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396.9709 | Acid House -> Scottish snap | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Tue Sep 05 1989 17:05 | 5 |
|
.... popular a bit longer ago....
;-)
Arie
|
396.9710 | Scottish snap -> British button | XANADU::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Tue Sep 05 1989 17:17 | 0 |
396.9711 | Button your lip! | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Sep 05 1989 20:04 | 5 |
| +-------------+
| |
British button +---> Button your lip!
| |
+-> Stiff upper lip--+
|
396.9712 | button your lip --> loose lips sink ships | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Sep 05 1989 21:05 | 2 |
|
Famous WW II saying.
|
396.9713 | loose lips sink ships --> camels | ADDIT::JOHN | Don't despise the deserter | Tue Sep 05 1989 21:25 | 2 |
|
Try sinking a ship of the desert.
|
396.9714 | camels -> dromedaries | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Sep 05 1989 21:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.9715 | dromedaries -> one hump, or two? | SWSNOD::BIELSKI | getting FOCUSed | Tue Sep 05 1989 22:32 | 1 |
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396.9716 | one hump, or two? --> desert tea | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Sep 05 1989 23:16 | 2 |
|
There's also an X-rated possible response, but let it pass ....
|
396.9717 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 06 1989 00:35 | 7 |
| bristol board -> Bristol bored -> so are we -> put the kettle on ->
^
desert tea -> dessert and tea --------------^
-> Sukey take it off again -> they've all gone away -> desertion
|
396.9718 | | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Sep 06 1989 02:12 | 1 |
| desertion --> des(s)ert shun --> weight watchers
|
396.9719 | weight watchers -> a watched pot... | SWSNOD::BIELSKI | getting FOCUSed | Wed Sep 06 1989 03:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.9720 | a watched pot ... => Polly put the kettle on | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 06 1989 03:14 | 0 |
396.9721 | Polly put the kettle on --> in the nickelodian | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Sep 06 1989 03:58 | 0 |
396.9722 | in the nickelodian ---> cd juke box | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | It's darkest just before it goes totally black | Wed Sep 06 1989 09:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.9723 | cd juke box -> Total Music Solution | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Sep 06 1989 12:49 | 6 |
|
"What's your father doing?"
- "He's in the Total Solution Business."
:-)
Arie
|
396.9724 | Total Music Solution -> Limit output to 20 db | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Wed Sep 06 1989 18:57 | 2 |
|
|
396.9725 | Limit output to 20 dB -> Ban the B-1 | ROBOTS::RSMITH | Lower the drinking age! | Wed Sep 06 1989 19:07 | 0 |
396.9726 | Ban the B1! --> B2 or not B2 | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Sep 06 1989 19:10 | 0 |
396.9727 | B2 or not B2 => That is the gazornonsplatt | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 06 1989 19:41 | 2 |
| They say if you put a dozen monkeys in a room with typewriters
Eventually, they would type the complete works of Shakespeare
|
396.9728 | that is the gazornonsplatt -> extinct | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Sep 06 1989 20:33 | 2 |
| What I want to know is what happens if you put a million Shakespeares
in a room for a very long time. Will they produce monkey talk?
|
396.9729 | extinct --> instinct | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Sep 06 1989 20:56 | 0 |
396.9730 | instinct -> upset | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Sep 06 1989 21:04 | 6 |
| > What I want to know is what happens if you put a million Shakespeares
> in a room for a very long time. Will they produce monkey talk?
They will produce a typewriter.
Arie
|
396.9731 | upset -> Tums | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Wed Sep 06 1989 21:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.9732 | Tums --> smuT | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Sep 06 1989 23:02 | 2 |
| Pornographic Palindrome
|
396.9733 | smut => major miner | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 07 1989 00:12 | 6 |
| Thank you Arie ... couldn't have suggested better myself!
re .9732 smut originally referred to black spots certain workers
would collect on their faces. e.g. miners The pornographic
interpretation of the word is another example of how perfectly good
words get destroyed.
|
396.9734 | major miner --> kernel of wheat | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Sep 07 1989 01:03 | 6 |
| re: .9733
Smut is also a disease of wheat and perhaps other grains -- it's a
kind of mildew that leaves black spots on the kernels.
--bonnie
|
396.9735 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Sep 07 1989 01:19 | 8 |
| Kernel of wheat --+--> Cream of Wheat --+--> oatmeal --+
| | |
| | |
+-> Colonel of Sanders+- hot meal <--+
|
|
|
+-> fried chicken
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396.9736 | fried chicken -> Kentucky | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Thu Sep 07 1989 02:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.9737 | Kentucky --> songbird | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Sep 07 1989 02:48 | 0 |
396.9738 | songbird -->Edith Piaff | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | It's darkest just before it goes totally black | Thu Sep 07 1989 09:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.9739 | | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Sep 07 1989 17:11 | 9 |
| songbird -------------+
+--------> Song Master
Edith Piaff ----------+
I hope this is allowed.
Scott Card, right?
Arie
|
396.9740 | Song Master --> Master plumber | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Sep 07 1989 18:01 | 4 |
|
Re "Edith Piaff":
-<Edith Piaff --> Rice Pilaf>-
|
396.9741 | Cowboys | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Sep 07 1989 20:20 | 15 |
| Master Plumber--> Master fisherman--> Master baiter
|
V
War, Pestilence, Famine, Death <--Blindness, Insanity, Death
| |
| V
| Taxes
| |
V V
Horsemen Texas
| |
+------------------+---------------------+
|
V
Cowboys
|
396.9742 | cowboys -> Indians | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Sep 07 1989 21:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.9743 | Indians -> Tonic | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Thu Sep 07 1989 21:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.9744 | Tonic --> Sol-fa | CURRNT::SOBOT | Steve Sobot, Basingstoke | Thu Sep 07 1989 22:10 | 3 |
|
So when do we get to 10000 ?
|
396.9745 | sol-fa -> daven-port | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 07 1989 23:09 | 2 |
| re: -1 we must get through 9999 first. Numbers work that way :-)
|
396.9746 | davenport --> pew | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Sep 07 1989 23:21 | 0 |
396.9747 | pew -->phew! | TRIBES::LBOYLE | what the heck | Thu Sep 07 1989 23:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.9748 | phew --> few | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Fri Sep 08 1989 01:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.9749 | few --> are chosen | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Sep 08 1989 02:00 | 10 |
|
>So when do we get to 10000 ?
In 251 responses.
Re "Indians":
-<Indians --> Cleveland>-
Not a heavy baseball fan, but there was Bob Feller...
|
396.9750 | are chosen => podiatrist's socks | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 08 1989 03:05 | 1 |
| Lets get even closer ... 250
|
396.9751 | podiatrist's socks -> Footloose and Fancy Free | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Fri Sep 08 1989 03:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.9752 | Footloose and Fancy Free --> fancy that! | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Sep 08 1989 03:55 | 0 |
396.9753 | fancy that --> 'that', written in gothic script | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Fri Sep 08 1989 09:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.9754 | 'that' written in gothic script --> Horror movie | TRIBES::LBOYLE | what the heck | Fri Sep 08 1989 14:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.9755 | Horror movie --> Plan 9 From Outer Space | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Fri Sep 08 1989 18:18 | 2 |
|
It's a horror to watch...
|
396.9756 | Plan 9 from Outer Space --> 5-year plan | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Sep 08 1989 18:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.9757 | 5-year plan --> raiding the cookie jar | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Sep 08 1989 18:57 | 5 |
|
Re "`that' written in Gothic script":
-< `That' written in Gothic script --> sequel to `It' by S. King>-
|
396.9758 | raiding the cookie jar --> Carl Icahn | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Sep 08 1989 19:16 | 2 |
| Isn't he one of the biggest of the raiders these days?
|
396.9759 | Carl Icahn => I can curl => Can You ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 08 1989 19:20 | 0 |
396.9760 | Can You? --> No, You Quit! | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Sep 08 1989 19:24 | 0 |
396.9761 | no you quit -> Ogunquit | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Sep 08 1989 19:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.9762 | Ogunquit => Algonquin | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Running old protocol | Fri Sep 08 1989 19:55 | 2 |
|
|
396.9763 | Algonquin -> Mohawk(s) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Sep 08 1989 20:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.9764 | Mohawk(s) --> haircut(s) | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Sep 08 1989 20:55 | 2 |
|
Figaro ... Figaro ... Figaro ..
|
396.9765 | haircut(s) -> Snip, Snap and ? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Sep 08 1989 21:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.9766 | Snip, Snap and ? -> Snap, Crackle & Pop | DDIF::STONE | Roy | Fri Sep 08 1989 22:27 | 2 |
|
|
396.9767 | Snap, Crackle, & Pop --> Mom and Pop | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Sep 08 1989 22:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.9768 | Mom and Pop --> Store | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Sep 08 1989 23:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.9769 | Store --> rollback | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Sep 08 1989 23:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.9770 | rollback -> masseuse | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Sep 09 1989 00:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.9771 | masseuse --> relaxant | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sat Sep 09 1989 01:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.9772 | relaxant --> supplicant | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Sat Sep 09 1989 01:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.9773 | supplicant --> mendicant | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Sat Sep 09 1989 02:43 | 4 |
|
re "relaxant":
-<relaxant --> relaxuncle>-
|
396.9774 | mendicant --> and the women who love them | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout? | Sun Sep 10 1989 01:38 | 0 |
396.9775 | and the women who love them -->diatribe | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Mon Sep 11 1989 09:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.9776 | diatribe -> through Cleveland | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Mon Sep 11 1989 17:00 | 12 |
|
I apologize if this is wrong, but:
dia Gk. through ?
tribe Cleveland, OH, USA baseball team (Indians)
never mind
|
396.9777 | Through Cleveland --> Harrison or McKinley | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Mon Sep 11 1989 18:51 | 4 |
|
Re "diatribe":
-< diatribe --> color a social unit>-
|
396.9778 | Harrison or McKinley --> climb a mountain | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Sep 11 1989 20:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.9779 | Harrison or McKinley => Who is a famous Ohioan ? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Sep 11 1989 20:29 | 0 |
396.9780 | Who is a famous Ohioan?-> Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Sep 11 1989 22:45 | 2 |
| ... take your pick
jc
|
396.9781 | CSNY -> CUNY | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Sep 12 1989 00:55 | 2 |
| it's back to school time
|
396.9782 | CUNY --> SUNY | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Sep 12 1989 01:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.9783 | SUNY --> cloudy | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Sep 12 1989 01:55 | 2 |
|
Meteorologicallyu speaking ...
|
396.9784 | cloudy -> all day | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Tue Sep 12 1989 02:02 | 4 |
| HOOOOOME, home on the range
moooooo
|
396.9785 | all day -> all night | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Tue Sep 12 1989 02:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.9786 | all night --> All Hallow's Eve | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Sep 12 1989 02:09 | 2 |
|
... Had to get it in somehow ... :-D
|
396.9787 | All Hallow's Eve --> witches ball | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Sep 12 1989 02:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.9788 | witches' ball -> oxymoron? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 12 1989 02:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.9789 | oxymoron --(by_cheating)--> witch's ball | PROXY::CANTOR | Hide Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain! | Tue Sep 12 1989 09:35 | 9 |
| Oxymoron --> Oxy-5, Oxy-10 --> No more zits --> Nomorezits --> Cheezits
|
|
V
"I'll get you, my pretty" <-- Angry <-- Mad <-- Crackers
|
|
V
Playing with her crystal ball --> Which one? --> Witch's ball.
|
396.9790 | Witch's ball --> secular Sabbat | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Sep 12 1989 18:09 | 10 |
|
Scholastic note: There are male witches. Ordinarily, such are not
called "Warlocks"; they are simply called witches.
The exception is some of the Satanic Witches (as
opposed to Wiccan Witches [Pagan] or Famtrad
Witches [often Christian background]) call their
male participants warlocks.
|
396.9791 | secular Sabbat --> Casey at bat | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Sep 12 1989 18:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.9792 | Casey at bat --> Strrriike! | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Sep 12 1989 19:10 | 0 |
396.9793 | Strrrriike! => Oooooph! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Sep 12 1989 19:17 | 4 |
| re .9780 and CSNY ....
I dunno where the others came from but Neil Young is Canadian, eh ?
Like, not Ohioan, eh !
|
396.9794 | Ooooooph --> 0.0000 pH --> very acid | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Sep 12 1989 20:01 | 0 |
396.9795 | very acid --> not base --> noble | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Sep 12 1989 20:49 | 2 |
|
Just to elevate things ...
|
396.9796 | noble --> gas | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Sep 12 1989 20:59 | 1 |
| back on a Chemical track
|
396.9797 | gas -> chaos | SSGBPM::KENAH | Haunted by angels|Haunted by wraiths | Tue Sep 12 1989 20:59 | 0 |
396.9798 | chaos -> distributed matrix management | COGVAX::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Sep 12 1989 21:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.9799 | chaos -> you must have seen my son's room! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 12 1989 21:22 | 6 |
|
re: 9793 in re: 9780.
CSNY sing the song "OHIO" - I believe it's on the Four Way Street
Album.
jc
|
396.9800 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Sep 12 1989 22:03 | 10 |
| Distributed matrix management -----------+
|
|
you must have seen my son's room --------+--> He'll manage to clean it
Re "-<gas --> chaos>-":
The word "gas" was derived from "chaos," since, physically, gas
has no structure/organization above the molecular level.
|
396.9801 | He'll manage to clean it -> Mr. Clean (-199) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 12 1989 22:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.9802 | Mr. Clean --> Dirty Harry | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Tue Sep 12 1989 22:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.9803 | Dirty Harry --> Make my day | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Sep 12 1989 23:03 | 0 |
396.9804 | make my day --> make my lunch | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Sep 12 1989 23:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.9805 | make my lunch --> Let's do lunch | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Sep 12 1989 23:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.9806 | Let's do lunch -> 3 martinis | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Sep 13 1989 00:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.9807 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Sep 13 1989 01:19 | 1 |
| 3 Martinis --> 3 more martinis --> blind drunks --> 3 blind mice
|
396.9808 | 3 blind mice -> 3 stooges | MCNALY::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Wed Sep 13 1989 02:02 | 1 |
| theme song, don't-you-know
|
396.9809 | 3 stooges --> third man | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Sep 13 1989 02:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.9810 | third man --> third rail live | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Sep 13 1989 05:22 | 0 |
396.9811 | third rail live --> dead person | PROXY::CANTOR | Hide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain! | Wed Sep 13 1989 10:05 | 6 |
| Some idiot fried himself on the third rail in the Boston subway system
last week.
Awful, but true.
Dave C.
|
396.9812 | dead person --> dead man's chest | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Sep 13 1989 18:28 | 3 |
|
"Dead person" signs were used in a film attempting to be a comedy
called _After Hours_. Just a point of trivia.
|
396.9813 | Red Sox fan | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Sep 13 1989 18:45 | 8 |
| +-- hope eternal------+
| |
dead man's chest --> hope chest --> Hope Diamond --+ +--+
| | |
+--baseball diamond --+ |
|
|
Red Sox fan <--+
|
396.9814 | Red Sox fan --> see you next year | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Sep 13 1989 19:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.9815 | Red Sox fan -> disappointment | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Sep 13 1989 19:43 | 4 |
| takin it waaay back (I'm catching up)
Snip, Snap, and Snurr....? (.9765)
|
396.9816 | disappointment --> appointment | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Sep 13 1989 19:56 | 8 |
|
Carrying this on --
Disenfranchised --> enfranchised
Disrobed --> robed
Disgusted --> gusted
Dismissed --> missed [or Dismissed --> divorced]
|
396.9817 | Annual checkup | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Sep 13 1989 20:28 | 15 |
| see you next year-------+
|
+--> annual checkup
|
appointment-------------+
-----------------------------------------------------------------
re: .9816
> Dismissed --> missed [or Dismissed --> divorced]
I think that you have the antonym. Seems to me it should be:
Dismissed --> Mrsed (pronunciation???) --> Married
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396.9818 | annual checkup --> bounce | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Wed Sep 13 1989 22:14 | 2 |
|
You mean you *don't* bounce checks once a year?
|
396.9819 | bounce --> rubber biscuit | IOSG::LAWM | Mathew Law, UK. DTN 830-3996. T-2 days. | Wed Sep 13 1989 23:36 | 8 |
| This asociation is something to do with the Blues Brothers, but my poor
brain refuses to tell me what... anyone know?
How about reaching .10000 before Friday? I can't leave the world of
Digital without seeing such an important milestone!
Mat.
*:o( <--- sad to go
|
396.9820 | rubber biscuit --> rawhide bone | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Wed Sep 13 1989 23:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.9821 | rawhide bone -> old slipper | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Thu Sep 14 1989 00:36 | 2 |
|
One replaced the other for puppy-gnawing.
|
396.9822 | old slipper -> ripe banana | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 14 1989 01:01 | 6 |
|
or old joke ....
What kind of leather makes the best shoes ?
Dunno, but bananas make the best slippers
|
396.9823 | ripe banana --> Yes, we have no bananas | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Sep 14 1989 01:54 | 4 |
| A line from the chorus of a song
Yes, we have no bananas,
We have no bananas, today
|
396.9824 | Yes, we have no bananas -> Sabrina | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Thu Sep 14 1989 02:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.9825 | Sabrina --> Elvira | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Sep 14 1989 02:32 | 2 |
|
If you are a movie buff, from the sublime to the absurd.
|
396.9826 | Elvira -> The Enquirer | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 14 1989 03:20 | 7 |
|
re: -(somplace...) Yes, Snurr it was. Thanks for jogging the memory.
Elvira -> L-vira -> L-virus -> Sick -+
\ v
Elvis -> "I had Elvis' Baby!!" -> The Enquirer
|
396.9827 | The Enquirer -> predictions | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Thu Sep 14 1989 04:02 | 8 |
| Said to say, but The Enquirer appears to be the *best* of the
whole bunch. My fave is the "World News". Nowhere else can
I get my minimum-daily requirement of two-headed somethings info.
Oh yeah, every time I go shopping the Enquirer seems to be running
yet-another amazing predictions series. Let's see, I predict
that there will be a plane crash somewhere in the US next year.
Some times even I'm impressed by my power of prediction...
|
396.9828 | predictions --> forecasts | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Sep 14 1989 04:08 | 0 |
396.9829 | forecasts--> practice swings | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Thu Sep 14 1989 08:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.9830 | practice swings ---> baby swings | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Sep 14 1989 09:38 | 11 |
|
forecasts -> are always wrong for those who have taken the
APICS Master Planning course..
and anyone want to make a guess on when we will hit 10,000
if one has been made in the last 100 I appoligise, I wantonly
skipped from 97xx to 9820.
Bonnie
|
396.9831 | baby swings -> Mama don't dance | CAM::MILLER | Run my pony through the sand | Thu Sep 14 1989 17:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.9832 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Sep 14 1989 18:09 | 2 |
| -<Mamma don't dance --> wallflower --> cauliflower --> dogwood>-
|
396.9833 | dogwood --> cat wouldn't | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Sep 14 1989 18:48 | 0 |
396.9834 | cat wouldn't -> fraidy-cat | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Sep 14 1989 19:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.9835 | fraidy-cat --> and mutilate de dog too | IOSG::LAWM | Nearly gone... | Thu Sep 14 1989 21:00 | 6 |
|
As said by king of the animal underworld...
Mat.
*:o)
|
396.9836 | A Dalmation's Damnation? 8-( | IOSG::ROBERTS | Richard, Developer/UI Specialist | Thu Sep 14 1989 21:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.9837 | A dalmatian's damnantion --> 101 Dalmatians from Hell | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Sep 14 1989 21:18 | 1 |
| the lastest teen slice-and-dice film
|
396.9838 | 101 Dalmatians from Hell -> Hells' Angels | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Thu Sep 14 1989 21:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.9839 | Hells' Angels --> going to hell in a sidecar | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Sep 14 1989 21:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.9840 | going to hell in a sidecar --> Sean Connery | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Thu Sep 14 1989 22:21 | 13 |
| Mr. Connery (as Indy Jones' dad) had the honor if riding in the sidecar
of a motorcycle driven by his son.
Re back a few -< fraidy-cat --> mutilated dog >-
Reminds me of a coupla jokes:
Warning: bad taste follows...
1. How do you make a cat go "Woof"?
2. How do you make a dog go "Meow"?
1. Dip in gasoline, add lit match. Woof!
2. Dip in liquid nitrogen, apply band saw. Meeooww!
|
396.9841 | Sean Connery -> Oh! Oh! Seven! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 14 1989 22:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.9842 | Oh! Oh! Seven! --> come eleven! | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Sep 14 1989 22:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.9843 | come eleven -> bed time | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Fri Sep 15 1989 00:00 | 2 |
|
|
396.9844 | Bed time --> for Bonzo | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Sep 15 1989 00:02 | 2 |
|
|
396.9845 | for Bonzo -> Gonzo -> chickens | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 15 1989 00:21 | 5 |
| re .9823 ....
The franglais version
"Je, suis av no bananas ..."
|
396.9846 | Bonzo -> Gonzo -> chickens -> eggciting monkey | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Sep 15 1989 00:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.9847 | eggciting monkey --> simian yolk | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Sep 15 1989 01:23 | 0 |
396.9848 | simian yolk -> scrambled apes | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Sep 15 1989 01:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.9849 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 15 1989 01:59 | 3 |
| scrambled apes => Beeps beEps
BEePs beEPS
BeepS
|
396.9850 | beEPS --> chicks with hiccups | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Sep 15 1989 02:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.9851 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 15 1989 02:55 | 5 |
| chick with hiccups => chiccups => chicklets => flavour flavour =>
tv ad => Spitting Image => charicatures
|
396.9852 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Sep 15 1989 18:27 | 10 |
| charicatures --> representations --> presentments --+
|
+---------------------------------------------------+
|
+--> present mints --> past dinner --+--> [lets avoid scatology]
|
|
+ new TV season <-- prime-time TV <--+
|
+--> mediocre shows --> trip to videotape rental shop --> films
|
396.9853 | videotape rental shop --> films --> Kinks | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Sep 15 1989 18:38 | 2 |
| The Kinks' last album had a song called "At My Video Shop"
|
396.9854 | Kinks -> Sinks for Kids... | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Sep 15 1989 19:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.9855 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 15 1989 19:06 | 3 |
| Sinks for Kids => Kids have loose lips
They are always "sunk", "undone" or just plain "caught"!
|
396.9856 | Kids....lips --> From the mouth of babes. | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Fri Sep 15 1989 19:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.9857 | from the mouths of babes --> recycled pablum | LESNET::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Sep 15 1989 19:34 | 2 |
|
Ask any parent ...
|
396.9858 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 15 1989 20:15 | 2 |
| recycled pablum => say it with flowers, not with showers!
|
396.9859 | ...flowers...not showers -> buds, not suds | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Sep 15 1989 21:32 | 4 |
| re: say it with flowers, not with showers.
I dunno, shared showers are sometimes nicer than shared flowers...;)
|
396.9860 | buds, not suds --> ... without the head, please | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Sep 15 1989 21:35 | 7 |
|
If you pour the beer carefully down the side of an inclined glass,
you can achieve this.
Not intending to steer everything towards beer (don't drink the
stuff myself....).
|
396.9861 | ...without the head, please -> Never build an outhouse | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Sep 15 1989 21:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.9862 | never build an outhouse --> two-story outhouse | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Sep 15 1989 22:29 | 3 |
| Re: without the head, please
Isn't that what Salome's mother said about John the Baptist?
|
396.9863 | two-story outhouse -> are you done with the sports yet? | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Fri Sep 15 1989 22:48 | 4 |
| re: previous
> Isn't that what Salome's mother said about John the Baptist?
No, it was more like, "Just the head please."
|
396.9864 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Sep 15 1989 23:11 | 5 |
| are you done with the sports yet? --> No, they're tieing down the kangaroo
from the song "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
|
396.9865 | No, they're tieing down the kangaroo => just a fw loose ends | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Sep 16 1989 00:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.9866 | just a few loose ends -> my brain | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sat Sep 16 1989 01:27 | 5 |
|
Friday night .... ;-)
Arie
|
396.9867 | my brain --> your grey matter | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sat Sep 16 1989 02:06 | 0 |
396.9868 | your grey matter --> care for the elderly | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout? | Sat Sep 16 1989 07:01 | 0 |
396.9869 | care for the elderly --> and love the children | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sat Sep 16 1989 07:28 | 5 |
|
your grey matter ---> my white haired mother
|
396.9870 | and love the children -> chove ( rhymes w/ stove) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Sep 16 1989 20:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.9871 | chove --> stove (rhymes w/ chove) | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Sep 16 1989 23:37 | 0 |
396.9872 | stove -> grime (from stove, rhymes with rhyme) | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sun Sep 17 1989 03:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.9873 | grime ---> soap (removes same) | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sun Sep 17 1989 09:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.9874 | soap(removes same) --> Burt | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout? | Sun Sep 17 1989 09:55 | 4 |
|
from the sitcom 'Soap', as he snaps his fingers and disapears.
Pete
|
396.9875 | Burt --> curt | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sun Sep 17 1989 10:03 | 0 |
396.9876 | curt -->cut | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sun Sep 17 1989 10:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.9877 | cut --> slash | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Sep 17 1989 17:59 | 0 |
396.9878 | slash --> virgule | PROXY::CANTOR | Hide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain! | Mon Sep 18 1989 00:45 | 0 |
396.9879 | virgule --> sexually inexperienced zombie | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout? | Mon Sep 18 1989 02:21 | 0 |
396.9880 | sexually inexperienced zombie -> unschooled ghoul | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Sep 18 1989 03:25 | 3 |
| that sounds like a wonderful insult.....I'll have to remember that
one....
|
396.9881 | unschooled ghoul --> wild turkey (a rough spirit) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Mon Sep 18 1989 14:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.9882 | ...(a rough spirit) -=> Moonshine | IOSG::ROBERTS | Richard, Developer/UI Specialist | Mon Sep 18 1989 15:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.9883 | Moonshine -> ( an oldie ) In the still of the night | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Sep 18 1989 18:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.9884 | Moonshine --> popscull | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Sep 18 1989 18:47 | 0 |
396.9885 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Mon Sep 18 1989 19:01 | 4 |
| In the still of the night --> quiet ------+
|
|
popscull --> scullcap --> relaxing herb --+--> calmative
|
396.9886 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Sep 18 1989 19:21 | 1 |
| calmative --> sedative --> somnolent --> somnambulant --> Monday morning
|
396.9887 | (oh) Monday morning -> you gave me no warning | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Sep 18 1989 19:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.9888 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Mon Sep 18 1989 20:02 | 2 |
| -<you gave me no warning --> paternity suit --> maternity dress>-
|
396.9889 | maternity dress -> (another oldie ) Baby, It's you | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Sep 18 1989 20:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.9890 | Baby, It's you --> fashion statement | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Sep 18 1989 21:07 | 0 |
396.9891 | fashion statement => COME FROM | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Mon Sep 18 1989 21:25 | 1 |
| GO TO's are out of fashion ... so replace it with COME FROM
|
396.9892 | COME FROM --> Alabama | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Mon Sep 18 1989 23:02 | 2 |
|
... with a banjo on my knee ...
|
396.9893 | Alabama --> Wyoming | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Sep 19 1989 00:07 | 1 |
| alpha and omega?
|
396.9894 | Wyoming -> Transcendental Meditation | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 19 1989 01:36 | 1 |
| Wyoming -> Why ohm-ing? -> + (Sign == Sine)
|
396.9895 | Transcendental Meditation -> Incidental Meditation | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Sep 19 1989 01:39 | 1 |
| Meditating when you've got nothing better to do.
|
396.9896 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Sep 19 1989 01:50 | 1 |
| -<Incidental Mediation --> incident mediation --> arbitration>-
|
396.9897 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Sep 19 1989 02:19 | 1 |
| arbitration --> arbitrary ration --> dormitory food --> mystery meat
|
396.9898 | mystery meat ---> road pizza | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Sep 19 1989 02:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.9899 | road pizza --> road apples | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Sep 19 1989 02:37 | 2 |
|
Has this subject been "road" to death? Or dearth?
|
396.9900 | road apples --> cow pies | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Sep 19 1989 02:44 | 2 |
| 100 to go
|
396.9901 | cow pies -> pie ala moo! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 19 1989 03:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.9902 | pie ala moo -> pie Alamo -> dessert San Antonio | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Tue Sep 19 1989 03:27 | 2 |
|
|
396.9903 | dessert San Antonio --> baked Texas | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Sep 19 1989 04:59 | 0 |
396.9904 | baked Texas --> back taxes | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout? | Tue Sep 19 1989 05:04 | 0 |
396.9905 | back taxes --> damn leeches | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Sep 19 1989 08:17 | 0 |
396.9906 | damn leeches --> hoover suckers-->vacuum pumps | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Tue Sep 19 1989 09:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.9907 | vacuum pumps -> VAX | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Tue Sep 19 1989 13:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.9908 | VAX --> the floor and vipe the vindow | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Sep 19 1989 19:02 | 0 |
396.9909 | the floor and vipe the vindow --> the vinshield viper | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Sep 19 1989 19:47 | 2 |
|
Remember "Bevare the viper?"
|
396.9910 | the vinshield viper -> mosquitos | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 19 1989 20:34 | 1 |
| the vinshield viper -> intermittent viper ->
|
396.9911 | mosquitos --> no-see-ums --> mad dentist | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Sep 19 1989 20:36 | 0 |
396.9912 | mad dentist -> fanatic filler | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Tue Sep 19 1989 20:52 | 2 |
|
|
396.9913 | fanatic filler --> manic TV commercial | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Sep 19 1989 21:20 | 4 |
|
Re "mad dentist":
-< mad dentist --> "Is it safe yet?">-
|
396.9914 | manic TV commercial -> perverted advert | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Tue Sep 19 1989 22:02 | 0 |
396.9915 | perverted advert --> that's PerVECT, you Klahd! | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Tue Sep 19 1989 22:06 | 0 |
396.9916 | that's PerVECT, you Klahd --> my MYTHtake | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Sep 19 1989 23:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.9917 | my MYTHtake --> plagairized legend | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Sep 19 1989 23:23 | 3 |
|
One takes a myth, changes the locale, and passes it off as one's
own.
|
396.9918 | plagairized legend -> lengendary plagarization | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Tue Sep 19 1989 23:37 | 4 |
| One takes a locale, changes the myth, and passes it off as one's
own.
;-)
|
396.9919 | legendary plagiarization --> infinite monkeys | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Sep 19 1989 23:42 | 2 |
| You know, the monkeys of legend that sit at a typewriter or terminal and
produce "The Complete Works of Shakespeare"
|
396.9920 | infinite monkeys --> Escher | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Sep 20 1989 00:10 | 0 |
396.9921 | Knock! Knock! | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Wed Sep 20 1989 00:50 | 2 |
|
-< Escher -> Escher who? >-
|
396.9922 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Sep 20 1989 00:55 | 2 |
| -<Escher who? --> Escher car lights on? --> no --> negative --> photo>-
|
396.9923 | photo --> finish | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Sep 20 1989 00:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.9924 | finish -> start | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Wed Sep 20 1989 01:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.9925 | Everyone's waiting to catch .9999. | GRNDAD::STONE | Roy | Wed Sep 20 1989 01:22 | 2 |
|
-< start -> back to work instead of reading this notes file! >-
|
396.9926 | back to work => work on my back, mr chiropractor | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 20 1989 01:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.9927 | back to work ... -> Couch Potatoe | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Wed Sep 20 1989 01:57 | 10 |
| -< start -> back to work instead of reading this notes file! >-
|
+--------> already home watching TV ---+
|
v
Couch Potatoe
PS:
I AM home, watching TV, it's 21:56 local time. The movie is boring :-)
|
396.9928 | | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Wed Sep 20 1989 02:00 | 6 |
396.9929 | smashed potato => monster mash | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 20 1989 02:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.9930 | Monster Mash --> sour mash --> Whisky --> Beer | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Sep 20 1989 02:05 | 2 |
|
"Put a head on it ..."
|
396.9931 | Beer -> Student Prince | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Sep 20 1989 02:16 | 1 |
| - a sadder Bud Wiser man?
|
396.9932 | student prince -> professor king | CAM::MILLER | Run my pony through the sand | Wed Sep 20 1989 02:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.9933 | professor king --> fisher king | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Sep 20 1989 02:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.9934 | fisher king --> Sangreal | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Sep 20 1989 02:38 | 2 |
|
Ah, the literary juices flow ...
|
396.9935 | Sangreal --> cheap wine! | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Sep 20 1989 02:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.9936 | cheap wine! -> "It's not fair!" (cheap whine) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Sep 20 1989 03:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.9937 | | PROXY::CANTOR | Hide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain! | Wed Sep 20 1989 08:00 | 3 |
| "It's not fair!" (cheap whine) --> "Take me to dinner!" (favorite whine)
Dave C.
|
396.9938 | Take me to dinner! --> chinese carry out | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Sep 20 1989 09:48 | 0 |
396.9939 | chinese carry out ----> we all carry in | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Sep 20 1989 10:17 | 15 |
| in re Dave Cantor
in re favorite whine..
can I buy you a dinner :-)?
reversal of theme?
Bonnie
|
396.9940 | we all carry in -> a yellow submarine | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Wed Sep 20 1989 16:56 | 0 |
396.9941 | a yellow submarine --> Beetlejuice | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Sep 20 1989 17:10 | 0 |
396.9942 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Sep 20 1989 18:00 | 7 |
| Beetlejiuce --> bio-exorcist --> exobiologist --> CETI --+
|
|
+- seance <- not another knock-knock! <- who's there? <--+
|
|
+--> shady operation --> hammock napping --> summer --> ladybug
|
396.9943 | ladybug -> feminine software fault | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Sep 20 1989 18:55 | 2 |
| If ever there was a straight line...
|
396.9944 | deaf mate | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Sep 20 1989 19:11 | 3 |
| feminine software fault --> lady's feature --> "great personality" ----+
|
deaf mate <-- blind date <--+
|
396.9945 | deaf mate --> bosun | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Sep 20 1989 19:40 | 0 |
396.9946 | bosun --> Gilligan | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Wed Sep 20 1989 20:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.9947 | Gilligan --> kill again | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Sep 20 1989 21:18 | 2 |
|
... Stop me before I ...
|
396.9948 | Murphy's Law | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 20 1989 21:39 | 3 |
| kill again => mass murderer => mass will be spoken in Igpay Atinlay =>
its all gobbledygook => doubletalk =>two heads => are better than
one=> butter taht one => upside down => Murphy's Law
|
396.9949 | Murphy's Law -> cole's law | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Sep 20 1989 21:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.9950 | cole's law -> It was the old king's salad days | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Sep 20 1989 22:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.9951 | king's salad days -> dressing knights | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Sep 20 1989 23:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.9952 | dressing knights -> Stripped Queen | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Thu Sep 21 1989 00:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.9953 | Stripped Queen --> Marie-Antoinette | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Surfing with the Alien | Thu Sep 21 1989 00:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.9954 | Marie-Antoinette -> Louis XVI | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Thu Sep 21 1989 00:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.9955 | Louis XVI -> Guillotine | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Surfing with the Alien | Thu Sep 21 1989 00:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.9956 | guillotine --> talking chop | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Sep 21 1989 00:35 | 2 |
|
"Always knitting, Madame Defarge?"
|
396.9957 | talking chop -> head waiter... | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 21 1989 00:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.9958 | | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Thu Sep 21 1989 00:42 | 2 |
| Chop -> chuk -> how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck
could chuck wood ? -> wood
|
396.9959 | How much wood ... wood ? -> woodywood pecker | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Surfing with the Alien | Thu Sep 21 1989 00:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.9960 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Sep 21 1989 01:01 | 11 |
| Woodywood pecker ----+
|
|
Head waiter ---------+----> woodenheaded waiter
or could it be p...
Nahh! I'll quit while I'm ...
Oh, I give up...
|
396.9961 | woodenheaded waiter => Grover | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 21 1989 02:47 | 1 |
| Watch Sesame Street !
|
396.9962 | Grover -> Washington Jr | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Surfing with the Alien | Thu Sep 21 1989 02:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.9963 | Washington Jr. --> Georgie | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Sep 21 1989 03:02 | 0 |
396.9964 | Georgie --> girl | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Sep 21 1989 03:05 | 2 |
|
Hey, there!
|
396.9965 | girl =--> Guide | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Thu Sep 21 1989 03:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.9966 | Guide --> Galaxy | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Sep 21 1989 04:22 | 0 |
396.9967 | Galaxy --> Magazine | PROXY::CANTOR | Hide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain! | Thu Sep 21 1989 06:21 | 11 |
| in re Bonnie Reinke
In the reversal of the theme, do we have to play the records backwards?
Sure you can. As long as I don't have to make any decisions. :-)
Dave C.
|
396.9968 | Magazine --> subscription | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout? | Thu Sep 21 1989 09:08 | 0 |
396.9969 | subscription --> conscription | PROXY::CANTOR | Hide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain! | Thu Sep 21 1989 11:03 | 0 |
396.9970 | conscription --> drafty | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Sep 21 1989 16:08 | 0 |
396.9971 | drafty -> axe | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 21 1989 18:27 | 7 |
| While the NFL selects players from the college ranks,
they have a 'spot' -> drafty
------------------------
pondering interlude...
------------------------
drafty -> Jasmine -> Stan Getz -> Ornett Coleman ->
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396.9972 | axe --> question | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Sep 21 1989 18:30 | 1 |
|
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396.9973 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Sep 21 1989 18:36 | 8 |
| -<question --> puzzle --> enigma --> Riddler --> Batman>-
"E. Nigma" was The Riddler's real name.
As a kid, he was fascinated by puzzles and riddles,
... but he cheated.
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396.9974 | Batman -> chauffeur | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Sep 21 1989 18:43 | 1 |
|
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396.9975 | chauffeur --> limo | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Sep 21 1989 19:11 | 1 |
|
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396.9976 | limo->Peru | CAM::MAZUR | It ain't the meat, it's the lotion. | Thu Sep 21 1989 19:32 | 1 |
|
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396.9977 | Peru -> whig | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Sep 21 1989 19:39 | 10 |
|
RE .... -> axe
axe -> Eugene
carefull.....
;-)
Arie
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396.9978 | whig---> toupee | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Sep 21 1989 20:04 | 1 |
|
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396.9979 | toupee -> to dispense money | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Sep 21 1989 20:14 | 1 |
|
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396.9980 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Sep 21 1989 20:19 | 4 |
| to dispense money --> dis pence here, dat pence there . . .
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396.9981 | dis pence here, dat pence there -> scatter | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Sep 21 1989 20:49 | 4 |
|
19 to go..... !!!!!
|
396.9982 | scatter => brain | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 21 1989 20:53 | 1 |
|
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396.9983 | brain -> Dylan | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 21 1989 21:03 | 4 |
| brain -> B - RAIN ( like B grade movies... )
You'll get wet but really not enjoy it. :-)
B - RAIN -> Hard Rain ->
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396.9984 | Dylan --> poet | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Sep 21 1989 21:11 | 1 |
|
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396.9985 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 21 1989 21:19 | 4 |
| poet => playwright => Thomas, Dylan => How Green is My Valley =>
Other side of the hill => grazing => snacking => food for thought
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396.9986 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Sep 21 1989 21:33 | 3 |
| food for thought --> nutrintuition --> new tuition --> Dear Dad, send money
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396.9987 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 21 1989 21:46 | 1 |
| Dear Dad, send money => Dear Son, Starve, dad
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396.9988 | Dear Son, Starve, dad --> drop dead | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Sep 21 1989 22:10 | 0 |
396.9989 | drop dead --> dew droppin' | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Thu Sep 21 1989 22:16 | 0 |
396.9990 | drop dead --> date [for a schedule] | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Sep 21 1989 22:17 | 6 |
|
Re "dis pence here, dat pence there ...:
-<dis pence here, dat pence there ...--> everywhere a pence, pence>-
... Old MacBanker had a farm ...
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396.9991 | date [for a schedule] --> date [for dinner and a show] | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Sep 21 1989 22:24 | 0 |
396.9992 | date [for dinner and a show] --> fig | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Sep 21 1989 22:33 | 0 |
396.9993 | fig --> Newton | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Sep 21 1989 22:35 | 0 |
396.9994 | Newton -> apple | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Surfing with the Alien | Thu Sep 21 1989 22:38 | 1 |
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396.9995 | Apple -> Mac | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Thu Sep 21 1989 22:53 | 2 |
| 5 to go .... come on, let's be fair, let's give it to someone whoe
deserve it ... :-) I won't take it, it would be unfair, I'm local.
|
396.9996 | Mac --> knife | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Sep 21 1989 22:54 | 0 |
396.9997 | Mac -> Burger Hell | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 21 1989 22:59 | 4 |
| Perhaps we should have a lottery... :-)
( "You could already be a winner!")
jc
... the tension mounts ...
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396.9998 | Burger Hell => crowded fast food joint | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 21 1989 23:01 | 1 |
|
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396.9999 | crowded fast food joint --> sardines | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Thu Sep 21 1989 23:04 | 0 |
396.10000 | sardines --> packed | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Sep 21 1989 23:05 | 0 |
396.10001 | sardines + knife( earlier) + 10,000 -> miracle | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 21 1989 23:06 | 1 |
|
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396.10002 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 21 1989 23:07 | 3 |
| sardines => can => box
a fitting 10000
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396.10003 | packed + miracle + box --> Pandora | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Sep 21 1989 23:12 | 0 |
396.10004 | miracle + box --> ice cube | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Sep 21 1989 23:14 | 0 |
396.10005 | ice cube + Pandora --> hope on ice | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Sep 21 1989 23:17 | 0 |
396.10006 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Sep 21 1989 23:18 | 13 |
| Pandora + ice cube => a cold customer
Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhh ... I really thought I had it but our part of the
network is going so slowly today I'm not surprised I missed.
Signed
Disappointed in Kanata
(well what's the next mythical barrier ? 32768 ?
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396.10007 | a cold customer + hope on ice --> seal | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Sep 21 1989 23:21 | 0 |
396.10008 | seal -> seat | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Thu Sep 21 1989 23:25 | 1 |
| 9992 to go ...
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396.10009 | seat -> belt | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Surfing with the Alien | Thu Sep 21 1989 23:50 | 4 |
|
It was amazing to just sit and watch the "football game" doing NEXT,
NEXT, NEXT.....
there were like 3 or 4 notes entered in a row.
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396.10010 | belt --> K.O. | WHEEL::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Fri Sep 22 1989 01:00 | 2 |
| K.O. = Knock Out
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396.10011 | K.O. --> first digit | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Sep 22 1989 01:16 | 0 |
396.10012 | first digit -> index finger | LYRIC::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Sep 22 1989 01:27 | 1 |
|
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396.10013 | index finger --> pointer | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | IsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout? | Fri Sep 22 1989 05:00 | 0 |
396.10014 | pointer --> cursor | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Sep 22 1989 07:05 | 0 |
396.10015 | cursor --> curse him | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Sep 22 1989 08:09 | 21 |
|
re .10006
>> Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhh ... I really thought I had it but our part of the
>> network is going so slowly today I'm not surprised I missed.
>>
>> Signed
>>
>> Disappointed in Kanata
>>
>> (well what's the next mythical barrier ? 32768 ?
I had lucky timing. I next unseened from my waiting
point at 1.last to catch .9999 "still being written". I
immediately typed ahead "reply/noedit nl:", the title,
and return (for the y/n prompt) and then waited ... and
waited ... and waited .... By the time the screen
eventually updated, replies .10000 to .10002 were in. It
was worth missing lunch for. :-)
Dan
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396.10016 | curse him -> Red Baron | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Fri Sep 22 1989 11:58 | 1 |
|
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396.10017 | Red Baron -> Snoopy | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Sep 22 1989 13:09 | 10 |
|
RE .10000
Hey! Deramist!
:-):-)
Arie
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396.10018 | Snoopy -> Groupie | GAOV08::DKEATING | WANTED; Tamer lion, by lion tamer. | Fri Sep 22 1989 15:29 | 0 |
396.10019 | Groupie --> grouper | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Fri Sep 22 1989 19:11 | 8 |
|
Is anyone willing to do an analysis of how many replies each of
the people who've been playing this silly game have written?
Bonnie
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396.10020 | staffer => sore throat | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Fri Sep 22 1989 20:23 | 6 |
| Bonnie,
If this is a silly game, why are you taking part ? Dreaming of winning
a lottery ? -))
Stuart (a bigger fool who is not looking on!)
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396.10021 | sore throat -> a little hoarse -> pony | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Sep 22 1989 20:30 | 1 |
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396.10022 | pony -> express | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Fri Sep 22 1989 20:37 | 93 |
| Here they are! The who's who of lexical reply.
This list only goes through reply .10018 and I guess I truncated names to
11 characters by mistake. Sorry. Duplicate usernames were combined and
assigned to the node with the most occurrences of it. I got a total of
340 names.
(There's a for-what-it's-worth tidbit at the end, too.)
(Sorry about this inclusion. I'd originally had it in reply to Bonnie's
request, deleted it, and by the time I got it back in, there were two more.
Hopefully, this one makes it into the right place. If not, ... tough.)
MARKER::KALLIS 989 PLDVAX::ZARLENGA 91 HERON::BUCHANAN 45
AITG::DERAMO 791 INK::KALLIS 88 POBOX::VANTILBURG 37
LEZAH::BOBBITT 641 HOMSIC::DUDEK 87 GIDDAY::VISSER 36
WMOIS::B_REINKE 563 REGENT::EPSTEIN 86 VISA::BIJAOUI 35
KAOFS::S_BROOK 526 CHEFS::LAWSONM 83 BISTRO::WATSON 35
TERZA::ZANE 404 GLIVET::RECKARD 81 WHEEL::SWINIARSKI 34
MELEE::BIELSKI 331 SALEM::AMARTIN 79 GAO::DKEATING 29
CSSE::CIUFFINI 329 NEARLY::GOODENOUGH 75 SAHQ::LILLY 29
AYOV27::ISMITH 278 CAM::MAZUR 70 MORRIS::SLABOUNTY 27
COOKIE::DEVINE 266 CLARID::PETERS 68 HARDY::KENAH 22
LAMHRA::WHORLOW 266 MISFIT::GEMMEL 65 YIPPEE::LIRON 17
THEGIZ::PITARD 263 VAXWRK::SIMON 61 MLNIT5::FINANCE 15
ME::TRUMPLER 256 TOOK::C_PEREZ 59 TRCO01::FINNEY 14
DOODAH::RANDALL 248 RTOEU1::JPHIPPS 59 HSSWS1::DUANE 13
RICKS::SATOW 216 GAOV11::MAXPROG6 59 KETJE::KONINGS 12
ERIS::CONLON 199 OSL07::HENRIKW 57 GALVIA::MOONEY 12
UNTADI::ODIJP 171 SPUD::SCHARMANN 57 JANUS::CROWLE 11
STAR::HUBER 167 AKOV11::BOYAJIAN 55 VINO::JMUNZER 11
DELNI::CANTOR 164 IOSG::LAWM 55 SONATA::LANGE 11
IJSAPL::ELSENAAR 151 CNTROL::HENRIKSON 54 AKOV13::MCGARGHAN 11
EAGLE1::EGGERS 129 ESDC2::SOBOT 54 RAVEN1::MKENNEDY 11
GRNDAD::STONE 129 IOSG::ROBERTS 50 BISTRO::WOOD 11
MARVIN::KNOWLES 112 ERIS::CALLAS 49 CAM::MILLER 10
RDGE00::BOOTH 108 THEONE::PARSONS 49 SEAPEN::PHIPPS 10
MLNOIS::HARBIG 108 HSSWS1::GREG 47
DECSIM::HEILMAN 93 KERNEL::TBOOKER 46
With less than 10 replies:
COMICS::KEY 9 PASTIS::MONAHAN 3 WLDWST::GKEFALINOS 1
LOV::LASHER 9 SKIVT::ROGERS 3 ECLAIR::GOODWIN 1
COMET::LUDLAM 9 QUOKKA::SNYDER 3 SUBURB::GOREI 1
CASEE::BALLADELLI 8 CHIC::BELL 2 SNOWY::HEDRICK 1
SAGE::GREER 8 VISA::BLAKE 2 PLATA::HEINZER 1
ISTG::WARDEN 8 MDVAX3::BROCKUS 2 STEREO::HOWARD 1
CLOVAX::FORNER 7 GIDDAY::GILLARD 2 SEEK::HUGHES 1
ROBOTS::RSMITH 7 BAXTA::GRAZIANO_RO 2 OURVAX::JEFFRIES 1
IOSG::CARLIN 6 COMET::GUALTIER 2 EAYV01::JHILL 1
SCRUFF::CONLIFFE 6 NZOV01::HARDIE 2 ADDIT::JOHN 1
KAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLA 6 TRIBES::LBOYLE 2 BMT::KABEL 1
COMET::LEVETT 6 MARVIN::MACHIN 2 KAOO01::LAPLANTE 1
KERNEL::NDAY 6 WELSWS::MANNION 2 EIEIO::LITSIOS 1
OFFPLS::PIDUSER 6 FURILO::MASON 2 BOMBE::MADDEN 1
LOCLE::RATCLIFF 6 NEXUS::MORGAN 2 PH4VAX::MCBRIDE 1
TOPDOC::SLOANE 6 VIDEO::OSMAN 2 CALLME::MR_TOPAZ 1
COPCLU::STS 6 USMFG::PJEFFRIES 2 CHUCKM::MURRAY 1
NATASH::AIKEN 5 CURRNT::PREECE 2 SNOC01::NICHOLLS 1
SOPHIA::DORLHIAC 5 USAVAX::REDICK 2 FYRCAT::NOBLE 1
BLAS03::FORBES 5 WELMTS::RISDON 2 CTOAVX::OAKES 1
ODIHAM::HILL 5 RTOIC::RSTANGE 2 GOLD::OPPELT 1
HYDRA::PARSONS2 5 CRL::TREESE 2 MAGOO::PFC 1
CSOA1::ROTH 5 IOSG::VICKERS 2 DPDMAI::POGAR 1
USHS01::CHANDLER2 4 TARKIN::WISMAR 2 BEING::POSTPISCHIL 1
WAYWRD::GORDON 4 ULTRA::WITTENBERG 2 AYOV10::RBELL 1
HLDG00::KEW 4 MQOS02::A_COURCHESN 1 STRSHP::REISS 1
TSG::LEE 4 CSCMA::BARRIEAU 1 DSSDEV::ROBINSON 1
WMOIS::M_KOWALEWIC 4 SMURF::BINDER 1 BONNET::ROVELLA 1
SYSENG::NELSON 4 VIA::BINNS 1 WMOIS::R_BARON 1
SUBURB::WILSON 4 BISTRO::BLOMBERG 1 SWSNOD::SALLOWAY 1
LANDO::BILAFER 3 LDP::BUSCH 1 43322::STRIJCKER 1
REGENT::BROOMHEAD 3 MPGS::BUSWELL 1 UBOHUB::SWANN 1
ARMORY::CHARBONND 3 BOOKIE::DAVEY 1 CHISPA::SYSTEM 1
SCOMAN::DAUGHAN 3 MTADMS::DONOVAN 1 CSC32::S_LEDOUX 1
COMICS::DEMORGAN 3 ATLAST::DROWN 1 RTOISB::TINIUS 1
NEXUS::D_WHITE 3 NSDC::ESTILL 1 DRUID::WARD 1
LYMPH::LAMBERT 3 FSTVAX::GALLO 1 CLT::WIECHMANN 1
RAINBO::LARUE 3 KESEY::GETSINGER 1
THE780::MEARNS 3 MERIDN::GILLMAN 1
And, in our for-what-it's-worth department, the winners of the Most Node Names
contest are:
Ciuffini 9
Kallis 8
Sobot 8
B_Reinke 7
Bielski, Cantor, Deramo, Peters, Pitard, Reckard, and Sobot with 6
Wheee!
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396.10023 | express -> Federal | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Fri Sep 22 1989 20:42 | 6 |
| Good grief! After deleting it once, I noticed two typos right away.
Mr. Kallis, tho he's in here 989 times, doesn't need to be in my list twice!
(The 989 is the right figure.)
And this Sobot character has replied from 8 nodes only, not 8 and 6.
Next time, someone else do this!
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396.10024 | Federal -> FBI | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Fri Sep 22 1989 21:03 | 66 |
| Notes collision, here's another version. Sorted by usernames only.
| KALLIS 1077 | BOBBITT 641 | B_REINKE 564 |
| S_BROOK 526 | DERAMO 462 | ZANE 404 |
| BIELSKI 331 | CIUFFINI 329 | ISMITH 278 |
| DEVINE 266 | WHORLOW 266 | PITARD 263 |
| TRUMPLER 256 | RANDALL 248 | SATOW 216 |
| CONLON 199 | ODIJP 171 | HUBER 167 |
| ELSENAAR 151 | STONE 130 | EGGERS 129 |
| CANTOR 115 | KNOWLES 112 | BOOTH 108 |
| HARBIG 108 | HEILMAN 93 | DUDEK 87 |
| EPSTEIN 86 | LAWSONM 83 | RECKARD 82 |
| AMARTIN 79 | GOODENOUGH 75 | MAZUR 70 |
| PETERS 68 | GEMMEL 65 | SIMON 61 |
| C_PEREZ 59 | JPHIPPS 59 | MAXPROG6 59 |
| HENRIKW 57 | SCHARMANN 57 | BOYAJIAN 55 |
| LAWM 55 | SOBOT 54 | HENRIKSON 54 |
| ROBERTS 50 | CALLAS 49 | GREG 47 |
| TBOOKER 46 | BUCHANAN 45 | PARSONS 40 |
| VANTILBURG 37 | VISSER 36 | BIJAOUI 35 |
| WATSON 35 | SWINIARSKI 34 | LILLY 29 |
| DKEATING 29 | SLABOUNTY 27 | KENAH 22 |
| LIRON 17 | FINANCE 15 | FINNEY 14 |
| DUANE 13 | MOONEY 12 | KONINGS 12 |
| JMUNZER 11 | LANGE 11 | MCGARGHAN 11 |
| MKENNEDY 11 | CROWLE 11 | WOOD 11 |
| PHIPPS 10 | MILLER 10 | LUDLAM 9 |
| LASHER 9 | KEY 9 | BALLADELLI 8 |
| WARDEN 8 | RSMITH 7 | GREER 7 |
| FORNER 7 | NDAY 6 | STS 6 |
| LEVETT 6 | CARLIN 6 | SLOANE 6 |
| CUSUP_LAPLAN 6 | CONLIFFE 6 | PIDUSER 6 |
| RATCLIFF 6 | PARSONS2 5 | DORLHIAC 5 |
| ROTH 5 | FORBES 5 | HILL 5 |
| AIKEN 5 | CHANDLER2 4 | WILSON 4 |
| KEW 4 | LEE 4 | M_KOWALEWICZ 4 |
| GORDON 4 | NELSON 4 | ROGERS 3 |
| LAMBERT 3 | DEMORGAN 3 | MONAHAN 3 |
| D_WHITE 3 | MEARNS 3 | LARUE 3 |
| DAUGHAN 3 | BROOMHEAD 3 | CHARBONND 3 |
| BILAFER 3 | SNYDER 3 | WISMAR 2 |
| HARDIE 2 | BELL 2 | BROCKUS 2 |
| VICKERS 2 | PREECE 2 | GILLARD 2 |
| MANNION 2 | BLAKE 2 | RSTANGE 2 |
| GUALTIER 2 | MORGAN 2 | RISDON 2 |
| PJEFFRIES 2 | LBOYLE 2 | REDICK 2 |
| WITTENBERG 2 | MACHIN 2 | GRAZIANO_ROC 2 |
| MASON 2 | TREESE 2 | OSMAN 2 |
| HEDRICK 1 | JOHN 1 | HOWARD 1 |
| POGAR 1 | LITSIOS 1 | BUSCH 1 |
| MURRAY 1 | GILLMAN 1 | ROBINSON 1 |
| OAKES 1 | BLOMBERG 1 | MR_TOPAZ 1 |
| REISS 1 | TINIUS 1 | ESTILL 1 |
| JHILL 1 | BINNS 1 | POSTPISCHIL 1 |
| BUSWELL 1 | KABEL 1 | RBELL 1 |
| NICHOLLS 1 | STRIJCKER 1 | MADDEN 1 |
| A_COURCHESNE 1 | DROWN 1 | GKEFALINOS 1 |
| GOREI 1 | GETSINGER 1 | R_BARON 1 |
| OPPELT 1 | LAPLANTE 1 | MCBRIDE 1 |
| HUGHES 1 | NOBLE 1 | HEINZER 1 |
| PFC 1 | ROVELLA 1 | S_LEDOUX 1 |
| DONOVAN 1 | JEFFRIES 1 | GOODWIN 1 |
| BARRIEAU 1 | SWANN 1 | GALLO 1 |
| WIECHMANN 1 | BINDER 1 | DAVEY 1 |
| WARD 1 | SALLOWAY 1 | SYSTEM 1 |
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396.10025 | FBI -> CIA -> M.O.U.S.E | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Fri Sep 22 1989 21:10 | 2 |
| Go with .10024's numbers. I've found that mine was wrong in a couple cases,
so ...
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396.10026 | M.O.U.S.E --> Mickey | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Sep 22 1989 21:13 | 9 |
| Gee, that analysis might turn out to be more fun than the game itself.
I doubt that we'll ever know for sure, since we don't really know the identity
of MAXPROG6, and I doubt that PIDUSER is a person's name (with sincere
apologies to Mr./Miss/Mrs./Ms Piduser if you exist). And that person SYSTEM
is a dramatic underachiever -- he/she has an account on just about every
node that I know of, but only contributed ONE entry. Get with it, ::SYSTEM!
Clay
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396.10027 | Mickey -> Finn -> Five $ -> Inexpensive | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Sep 22 1989 23:07 | 10 |
|
How could anyone enter just (one) 1?? WAF reply?
Why that's like eating just one potato chip!
<sigh> - such will power
So, 9 nodes. Well, if the truth be known I'm getting tired of
this one (too) and am looking for another....
jc
p.s. ::SYSTEM was not much of a contributor - perhaps related to NL:?
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396.10028 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Sat Sep 23 1989 01:43 | 7 |
| Inexpensive => Cheap => Scrooge => Ebeneezer => Steam Shovel
last association from a kids Golden Story book from many many moons ago
Only one problem with these lists ... while the notariety is
pleasing to the ego, the idea that it could be soooo public
is worrysome !? What have you been up to lately ?
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396.10029 | Steamshovel --> Maryanne (and Mike Mulligan) | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Sat Sep 23 1989 06:32 | 14 |
|
Thanks for the stats....and for those who are nervous, maybe
we could delete them after a while ;-)
at least I wasn't more than fourth...
as to why I play the 'silly' game...it is a great break
from really intense work, like writing code or moderating
womannotes - also I have a home terminal...
and besides, it's been fun to see how long this would go on..
Bonnie
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396.10030 | Maryanne (and Mike Mulligan) -> M&M's | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sun Sep 24 1989 19:36 | 11 |
| RE -1
> at least I wasn't more than fourth...
Yeah, c'mon Bonnie! "He"'s only a few hundred away! As a moderator of
"womannotes", you can make a point here! Get him!
(Sorry Steve....)
:-)
Arie
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396.10031 | M&M's -> Treets | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Sun Sep 24 1989 22:57 | 1 |
|
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396.10032 | Treets --> Tricks | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Sep 25 1989 06:14 | 0 |
396.10033 | Tricks --> Solo | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Mon Sep 25 1989 07:30 | 12 |
|
How do you get a peanut out of your ear?
Pour molten chocolate in the other. It will come out a treet! (treat)
.... from a misspent childhood.....
derek
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396.10034 | Solo --> four-eyes | PROXY::CANTOR | Hide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain! | Mon Sep 25 1989 08:11 | 11 |
| Solo --> by one's self --> you'll go blind --> need glasses --> four eyes
Re .10033
> How do you get a peanut out of your ear?
What? I can't hear you I've got a peanut in my ear. (And I can't find
my glasses.)
Dave C.
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396.10035 | four-eyes --> foreplay | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Mon Sep 25 1989 15:57 | 2 |
|
... Just to inject a little spice on a Monday morning...
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396.10036 | foreplay -> may I play through? | PRINC2::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Sep 25 1989 16:27 | 3 |
|
What's spicey about a quickie game of golf?
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396.10037 | foreplay + may I play thru > Why don't we do it on the green? | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Sep 25 1989 17:56 | 2 |
| well, not exactly the Beatles, but.....
|
396.10038 | Why don't we do it on the green? -> Carpet Crawlers | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Mon Sep 25 1989 19:11 | 1 |
| Exactly Genesis ....
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396.10039 | Carpet Crawlers --> Rug Rats | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Mon Sep 25 1989 19:18 | 3 |
|
in re .10030, hey, :-) Jody's a womannotes moderator too! :-)
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396.10040 | Rug Rats --> Terrible Twos | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Mon Sep 25 1989 22:25 | 1 |
| No, I don't have any, but I know some...
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396.10041 | Terrible Twos -> Threapy Threes | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Mon Sep 25 1989 23:28 | 5 |
| threap (threep), n. Scot. and North Eng. 1. an argument; quarrel.
Yeah, I looked for an alliteration, and found this. Not what you'd call
natural word association, but, in this media, who can say whether or not it
just popped into my head?
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396.10042 | Threapy Threes --> Fab Four | DELREY::DAVIS_SA | Is a cove a son of a beach? | Tue Sep 26 1989 00:08 | 4 |
|
back to the Rutles, er, to the Beatles...
|
396.10043 | Fab Four -> pre-soak, soak, wash, rinse | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 26 1989 00:44 | 1 |
|
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396.10044 | pre-soak, soak, wash, rinse -> tumble dry | NEWPRT::FERCHAK_DA | TWILIGHT ZONE RESIDENT | Tue Sep 26 1989 01:32 | 2 |
|
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396.10045 | tumble dry --> permanent press | DELREY::DAVIS_SA | illegitimi non carborundum | Tue Sep 26 1989 01:37 | 6 |
|
natural progression?
|
396.10046 | permanent press ---> Woman's Realm | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Tue Sep 26 1989 01:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.10047 | Woman's Realm --> (White) House and Senate | DELREY::DAVIS_SA | illegitimi non carborundum | Tue Sep 26 1989 04:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.10048 | (White) House and Senate --> checkmate! | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Sep 26 1989 05:26 | 0 |
396.10049 | checkmate! --> "two signatures required" | PROXY::CANTOR | Hide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain! | Tue Sep 26 1989 05:46 | 0 |
396.10050 | two signatures required -> no jacket required | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Sep 26 1989 17:52 | 2 |
| re: .10039....yeah, we're *everywhere*.......
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396.10051 | no jacket required -> Hello, I must be going | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Tue Sep 26 1989 21:52 | 1 |
|
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396.10052 | Hello, I must be going --> revolving door | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Tue Sep 26 1989 23:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.10053 | revolving door --> skiing not allowed | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Tue Sep 26 1989 23:47 | 1 |
|
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396.10054 | skiing not allowed --> silent skiing | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Sep 27 1989 00:34 | 4 |
|
Re: "Skiing not allowed":
Almost as funny as "No drinking while diving."
|
396.10055 | silent skiing --> desperately seeking silence | PROXY::CANTOR | Hide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain! | Wed Sep 27 1989 03:02 | 0 |
396.10056 | desperately seeking silence --> mother of 4 kids under 5 | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Wed Sep 27 1989 05:34 | 1 |
|
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396.10057 | mother of 4 kids under 5 -> not now, dear | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Wed Sep 27 1989 15:11 | 0 |
396.10058 | not now, dear -> I have a headacke | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Wed Sep 27 1989 16:50 | 1 |
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396.10059 | I have a headache => SHUUUUUTTTTTTUUUUUPPPPP! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Sep 27 1989 18:07 | 1 |
|
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396.10060 | | DELREY::FERCHAK_DA | TWILIGHT ZONE RESIDENT | Wed Sep 27 1989 18:53 | 5 |
| -< SHUUUUUTTTTTTUUUUUPPPPP! --> Sister Mary Elephant >-
(For you Cheech & Chong fans)
|
396.10061 | Sister Mary Elephant --> Friar Tuck | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Sep 27 1989 19:11 | 0 |
396.10062 | Friar Tuck --> monastery short-order cook | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Wed Sep 27 1989 20:25 | 0 |
396.10063 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Sep 27 1989 20:38 | 5 |
| monastery short-order cook --> Order for a short monastery cook --+
|
Shrimp, shrimp <--+
|
396.10064 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Sep 27 1989 22:43 | 7 |
| shrimp, shrimp --> Shemp, Shemp --+--> Larry +
| |
| |
+--> Moe +
| |
| |
+--> Curley +--> four out of three
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396.10065 | four out of three --> 75cents | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Thu Sep 28 1989 06:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.10066 | 75cents --> 16 tons | PROXY::CANTOR | Hide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain! | Thu Sep 28 1989 09:19 | 3 |
| And what do you get?
Dave C.
|
396.10067 | | DASXPS::TIMMONS | Junk Joint Synonymous Noters | Thu Sep 28 1989 15:43 | 3 |
| 16 tons --> Tennessee
Lee
|
396.10068 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | Friends don't let friends drive Chevys. | Thu Sep 28 1989 15:59 | 0 |
396.10069 | Tennis Knee --> Indiana Bones | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Sep 28 1989 16:23 | 1 |
|
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396.10070 | Indiana bones --> Hoosier Humerus | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Sep 28 1989 17:22 | 0 |
396.10071 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | Friends don't let friends drive Chevys. | Thu Sep 28 1989 18:24 | 0 |
396.10072 | funny bone --> laughing gas | DELREY::DAVIS_SA | illegitimi non carborundum | Thu Sep 28 1989 19:09 | 1 |
|
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396.10073 | laughing gas -> Mr. Wigg | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Thu Sep 28 1989 20:01 | 1 |
| 'been reading Mary Poppins for the first time.
|
396.10074 | Mr. Wigg --> Millard Fillmore | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Thu Sep 28 1989 20:34 | 1 |
| Wasn't he a Whig?
|
396.10075 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Sep 28 1989 21:42 | 1 |
| Millard Fillmore --> Willard "Fill more dinner plates" Scott
|
396.10076 | Willard "Fill more dinner plates" Scott --> Francis Scott Key (lime pie) | CTOAVX::OAKES | Its Deja Vu all over again... | Thu Sep 28 1989 22:05 | 1 |
|
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396.10077 | Francis Scott Key --> "Rape of the Lock" | PROXY::CANTOR | Hide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain! | Fri Sep 29 1989 01:28 | 5 |
| (From a juvenile joke we boys told each other in Junior High School.)
(Nowadays, kids wouldn't be so crass as to repeat something like this.)
(But I guess I'm still a 14-year-old, huh?)
Dave C.
|
396.10078 | Rape of the Lock --> Find Nessie! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Fri Sep 29 1989 10:17 | 1 |
|
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396.10079 | Find Nessie! -> Find Nestles! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Sep 29 1989 17:48 | 2 |
| as an occasional chocoholic.....
|
396.10080 | Find Nestles!-> Nestles Quik! | WLDWST::DERICKSON | | Fri Sep 29 1989 18:07 | 7 |
|
to another chocoholic.....
|
396.10081 | Nestles Quik --> Quick quick slow | ADDIT::JOHN | The Self Preservation Society | Fri Sep 29 1989 18:09 | 6 |
|
Step in time, step in time
(Oh no not more Mary Poppins).
JohnO
|
396.10082 | Quick Quick Slow -> Two-step across Texas | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns & money | Fri Sep 29 1989 18:49 | 1 |
|
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396.10083 | Two-step across Texas --> Seven league boots | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Sep 29 1989 20:08 | 4 |
| I thought that this would lose steam at 10000, but I sure was wrong.
By my calculations, we will achieve the next order of magnitude on September
2, 2021, when someone enters 396.100000
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396.10084 | Seven league boots -> even better than a car pool | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Sep 29 1989 23:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.10085 | even better than a car pool -> swimming pool | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sat Sep 30 1989 01:35 | 5 |
|
RE -2
2021? We can do better! ;-)
Arie
|
396.10086 | swimming pool --> pool cue | DELREY::DAVIS_SA | illegitimi non carborundum | Sat Sep 30 1989 02:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.10087 | pool cue --> spool queue | PROXY::CANTOR | Hide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain! | Sat Sep 30 1989 08:15 | 0 |
396.10088 | spool queue -> user-surly software | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Sun Oct 01 1989 19:45 | 3 |
| I have a little cartoon outside my office with that very legend
on it...
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396.10089 | user-surly software -> barbed wire negligee | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Oct 02 1989 20:55 | 1 |
|
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396.10090 | barbed-wire negligee --> look, don't touch | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Mon Oct 02 1989 23:17 | 3 |
|
In a campaign, George Wallace once suggested that his opponent should
have been administered a "barbed-wire enema."
|
396.10091 | look, don't touch -> eyes on, hands off | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 03 1989 00:21 | 1 |
| What I tell my son and daughter in a store...
|
396.10092 | eyes on, hands off --> Eason hands off | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Oct 03 1989 18:41 | 2 |
| The New England Patriots' offense for the first three weeks of the
season.
|
396.10093 | Eason hands off -> Ease on down, ease on down the road | XANADU::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Tue Oct 03 1989 21:19 | 0 |
396.10094 | ease on, ease on down the road --> swing low, sweet chariot | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Oct 03 1989 21:34 | 2 |
|
Well, it's a song line, too ..
|
396.10095 | swing low, sweet chariot --> carry me home | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Wed Oct 04 1989 02:34 | 0 |
396.10096 | carry me home -> domiciled & docilated | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 04 1989 04:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.10097 | domiciled & docilated -> hen-pecked! | GRNDAD::STONE | >>>--He-went-that-a-way--> | Wed Oct 04 1989 18:33 | 2 |
|
|
396.10098 | Hen pecked --> tell me about it | ADDIT::JOHN | Richard Dreyfus is one cool dude | Wed Oct 04 1989 18:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.10099 | tell me about it --> "Well, it's just zis guy, y'know" | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Wed Oct 04 1989 20:25 | 0 |
396.10100 | WIJZGYK -> WYSIWYG | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 04 1989 23:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.10101 | WYSIWYG -> WYBIWYS | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Oct 05 1989 01:17 | 3 |
|
What You Believe Is What You See.....
|
396.10102 | WYBIWYS --> WYSIWYR | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Thu Oct 05 1989 03:22 | 1 |
| What you sow is what you reap?
|
396.10103 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Oct 05 1989 16:32 | 2 |
| -<WYSIWYR --- The Grim Reaper ---> unlubricated farm machinery>-
|
396.10104 | unlubricated farm machinery -=> intractable | IOSG::ROBERTS | Richard, Developer/UI Specialist | Thu Oct 05 1989 17:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.10105 | Intractable --> clean break | ADDIT::JOHN | Richard Dreyfus is one cool dude | Thu Oct 05 1989 18:07 | 6 |
|
Intractable --> in traction --> clean break
JohnO,
tenious, never.
|
396.10106 | intractable -> surrounded by model trains | GRNDAD::STONE | >>>--He-went-that-a-way--> | Thu Oct 05 1989 18:15 | 3 |
|
in-track-table
|
396.10107 | surrounded by model trains -> driven by model engineers | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Oct 05 1989 21:10 | 3 |
|
who sometimes take riscs ??
|
396.10108 | driven by model engineers-->drivel by modem engineers | PROXY::CANTOR | $ DEL [*...]*.*;* fixes any problem! | Fri Oct 06 1989 07:21 | 0 |
396.10109 | drivel by modem engineers -> seasick | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Oct 06 1989 13:15 | 10 |
|
drivel by modem engineers -> dbme -> dbms -> Rdb -> Are Thee Bee? ---+
|
+- birth control <- sisterless mother <- No aunt <--- No, ant <-+
|
|
+--> cruise control ---> cruise ---> seasick
Arie
|
396.10110 | Dwell | CHUCKL::SATOW | | Fri Oct 06 1989 19:06 | 1 |
| seasick --> C sick --> D well --> Dwell
|
396.10111 | Dwell -> lewd (this reply rated PG) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 06 1989 20:41 | 4 |
| dwell - 'l' = dwel | ->
^
+ mirror
|
396.10112 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Oct 06 1989 21:36 | 3 |
| Lewd --> nude ----> hot pants ---------> hot pants --> hot pants
(breathing heavily) (clothing) (desire for sex)
|
396.10113 | hot pants -> "cool" threads! | GRNDAD::STONE | >>>--He-went-that-a-way--> | Fri Oct 06 1989 23:11 | 2 |
|
|
396.10114 | "cool" threads! -> chilling yarns | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sat Oct 07 1989 00:55 | 3 |
|
My favorites were from Alfred Hitchcock and The Twilight Zone.
|
396.10115 | chilling yarns --> frozen knitting needles | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Oct 07 1989 06:39 | 0 |
396.10116 | frozen knitting needles --> icicles | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | Be excellent to each other | Sat Oct 07 1989 06:57 | 0 |
396.10117 | icicles --> popsicles | PROXY::CANTOR | $ DEL [*...]*.*;* fixes any problem! | Sat Oct 07 1989 10:01 | 0 |
396.10118 | popsicles --> goes the weasel | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Oct 07 1989 20:39 | 0 |
396.10119 | goes the weasel --> diesel | PROXY::CANTOR | $ DEL [*...]*.*;* fixes any problem! | Sun Oct 08 1989 19:57 | 0 |
396.10120 | diesel -->Rudolph [the inventor of the engine] --> raindeer | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Sun Oct 08 1989 20:59 | 8 |
|
Re -<popsicles --> goes the weasel>-:
That should have been:
-<popsicles --> go the weasicles>-
|
396.10121 | raindeer --> slush puppy | PROXY::CANTOR | $ DEL [*...]*.*;* fixes any problem! | Sun Oct 08 1989 23:13 | 0 |
396.10122 | slush puppy --> hush puppies | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Oct 09 1989 04:50 | 5 |
| re .10120
I almost used "weasicle".
Dan
|
396.10123 | hush puppies --> Mush! you huskies | PROXY::CANTOR | $ DEL [*...]*.*;* fixes any problem! | Mon Oct 09 1989 08:21 | 0 |
396.10124 | Mush! you huskies ---> kedgeree | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Mon Oct 09 1989 08:38 | 7 |
|
Back from 4 luxury days of leave...
Suffering JD!
Joyoflex Deficiency
djw
|
396.10125 | kedgeree -> potpourri | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Oct 09 1989 18:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.10126 | potpourri -> pot pouree -> pot pourer | GRNDAD::STONE | >>>--He-went-that-a-way--> | Mon Oct 09 1989 19:55 | 2 |
|
|
396.10127 | pot pourer --> liquid marijuana dispenser | CHALK::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Mon Oct 09 1989 21:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.10128 | liquid marijuana dispenser --> pot pot | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | Be excellent to each other | Tue Oct 10 1989 01:00 | 5 |
|
like in 'tea pot'.
Pete
|
396.10129 | pot pot --> Pol Pot | DELREY::DAVIS_SA | illegitimi non carborundum | Tue Oct 10 1989 01:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.10130 | Pol Pot --> Pol Ice --> poultice-->cold comfort | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Tue Oct 10 1989 03:11 | 1 |
|
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396.10131 | cold comfort --> Southern Comfort | PROXY::CANTOR | $ DEL [*...]*.*;* fixes any problem! | Tue Oct 10 1989 06:35 | 0 |
396.10132 | Southern Comfort -> 3 stooges | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Tue Oct 10 1989 15:02 | 6 |
| Sorry, you had to be there ...
"Tastes more like Southern Comforter!"
|
396.10133 | 3 Stooges -->Three Men and a Baby | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Tue Oct 10 1989 18:13 | 6 |
| Congratulations to all on reaching the 10,000 mark. I've been out
of the office for a couple of months and was over 2,000 notes behind.
I'm just about caught up!!
Nancy
|
396.10134 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Oct 10 1989 18:56 | 1 |
| Three Men and a Baby --> Gold, frankinscence, and myrrh
|
396.10135 | Gold, Frankinsence, and Myrrh --> Attorneys at Law | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Oct 10 1989 22:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.10136 | Attorneys at Law -> Practice makes perfect | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Oct 10 1989 22:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.10137 | Attorneys at Law -> lawyers taking turns | GRNDAD::STONE | >>>--He-went-that-a-way--> | Tue Oct 10 1989 23:07 | 2 |
|
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396.10138 | lawyers taking turns -> birdnapping | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 10 1989 23:35 | 1 |
|
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396.10139 | birdnapping---> Pluck a duck | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Wed Oct 11 1989 12:02 | 2 |
|
re 3 lawyers -- Sue, Grabbitt and Runn
|
396.10140 | pluck a duck -> pick a chick | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Wed Oct 11 1989 14:55 | 0 |
396.10141 | pick a chick -> chugalug | GRNDAD::STONE | >>>--He-went-that-a-way--> | Wed Oct 11 1989 17:10 | 2 |
|
|
396.10142 | hugalug -> left loose, right tight | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 11 1989 18:45 | 4 |
| chugalug => c hugalug => Hug A Lug ( If you Hug a lug, does )
| ( that make you a lug nut? ) :-)
v
NL:
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396.10143 | -> left loose, right tight-> boxer -> | WLDWST::DERICKSON | | Wed Oct 11 1989 18:49 | 2 |
|
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396.10144 | boxer --> standing in the clearing | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Wed Oct 11 1989 20:06 | 1 |
| resisting -< boxer --> shorts >- ...
|
396.10145 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Oct 11 1989 23:13 | 2 |
| standing in the clearing --> roaming in the gloaming
|
396.10146 | | LESNET::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Oct 11 1989 23:39 | 2 |
| roaming in the gloaming --> Roman in the gloaming --> Hadrian's Wall
|
396.10147 | Hadrian's Wall --> Wishing Well | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Thu Oct 12 1989 01:09 | 1 |
|
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396.10148 | Wishing Well --> Gesundeheit--> goes on tight --> grease | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Thu Oct 12 1989 02:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.10149 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Oct 12 1989 17:04 | 1 |
| grease --> the skids --> on the skids --> skid row
|
396.10150 | skid row -> tobacco road | LYRIC::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Oct 12 1989 18:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.10151 | Tobacco Road --> Flamingo Road | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Thu Oct 12 1989 18:41 | 1 |
|
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396.10152 | Flamingo Road --> Pink Flamingos | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Thu Oct 12 1989 20:13 | 5 |
| You know, the movie where
[do not read while eating]
Divine eats dog excrement...
|
396.10153 | Pink Flamingos -> upright bathtub | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Oct 12 1989 20:20 | 3 |
| Pink Flamingos, of the set 'Lawn ornaments'. In the same set
we find nativity scenes, madonna and child. And the container
for the madonna is often ->
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396.10154 | Upright bathtub --> Shower Stall | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Thu Oct 12 1989 20:24 | 1 |
|
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396.10155 | shower stall --> toilet go | PROXY::CANTOR | $ DEL [*...]*.*;* fixes any problem! | Fri Oct 13 1989 08:37 | 0 |
396.10156 | sonweed --> enuresis | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Fri Oct 13 1989 09:51 | 1 |
|
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396.10157 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Oct 13 1989 16:06 | 4 |
| Toilet go ------+
|
|
enuresis -------+--> everything in its proper place -->tidy up
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396.10158 | tidy up -> ship shape | GRNDAD::STONE | >>>--He-went-that-a-way--> | Fri Oct 13 1989 17:25 | 2 |
|
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396.10159 | ship shape -> curved | LEZAH::BOBBITT | oh no! my paragons are crumbling! | Fri Oct 13 1989 18:39 | 1 |
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396.10160 | curved --> jibe | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Surfing with the Alien | Fri Oct 13 1989 19:34 | 1 |
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396.10161 | jibe -> runnin' with the wind | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Oct 13 1989 20:44 | 1 |
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396.10162 | runnin' with the wind --> Inherit the Wind | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Oct 13 1989 20:49 | 0 |
396.10163 | | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Surfing with the Alien | Fri Oct 13 1989 21:46 | 3 |
|
runnin' with the wind --> Inherit the Wind --> Gone with the Wind
|
396.10164 | | WR1FOR::ADELMAN_AA | Giant's addition: 1989=1962+1 | Sat Oct 14 1989 03:39 | 1 |
| Gone with the Wind --> Long Winded
|
396.10165 | Long Winded --> Long and Winding Road | DELREY::DAVIS_SA | illegitimi non carborundum | Sat Oct 14 1989 04:46 | 1 |
|
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396.10166 | Long and Winding Road --> maze | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sun Oct 15 1989 02:28 | 0 |
396.10167 | maze --> Mets | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Oct 15 1989 23:29 | 0 |
396.10168 | Mets --> Groans | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Mon Oct 16 1989 06:46 | 4 |
|
Gone with the Wind --> alka-seltzer
|
396.10169 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Mon Oct 16 1989 06:48 | 1 |
| -< Groans--> Canaries--> Gunners--> Hammers-->Rams >-
|
396.10170 | Rams -> Ewes | GRNDAD::STONE | >>>--He-went-that-a-way--> | Mon Oct 16 1989 17:22 | 8 |
|
<<< Note 396.10169 by LAMHRA::WHORLOW "Venturers do it in the bush" >>>
??????? -< Groans--> Canaries--> Gunners--> Hammers-->Rams >-
Looks like he'd do wonders with a Rorschach test.
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396.10171 | ewes -> guys | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Mon Oct 16 1989 20:07 | 1 |
| E.G.Robinson?
|
396.10172 | guys -> girls | VISA::BIJAOUI | Best before November 1989 | Mon Oct 16 1989 20:29 | 1 |
|
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396.10173 | girls --> gaggle | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Oct 16 1989 21:09 | 0 |
396.10174 | gaggle --> goose | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Oct 16 1989 21:16 | 2 |
| A "gaggle" is a flock of geese. "Goose" has absolutely, positively, nothing
the do with guys and gals.
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396.10175 | goose --> spruce | LESNET::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Mon Oct 16 1989 23:08 | 3 |
|
Howard Hughes _hated_ having his all-wooden amphibious aircraft
called the _Spruce Goose_.
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396.10176 | spruce -> birch | GRNDAD::STONE | >>>--He-went-that-a-way--> | Tue Oct 17 1989 00:48 | 6 |
|
Re: the Spruce Goose
I believe the Spruce Goose is actually made primarily of laminated
Birch.
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396.10177 | Birch --> Beer | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | Be excellent to each other | Tue Oct 17 1989 03:47 | 0 |
396.10178 | Beer --> Grolsch | AITG::DERAMO | back from a week off | Tue Oct 17 1989 03:52 | 0 |
396.10179 | Grolsch -> I had a dog like that once, too! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 17 1989 19:39 | 1 |
|
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396.10180 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Oct 17 1989 19:58 | 4 |
| I had a dog like that once, too! --> Bingo was his name
|
396.10181 | | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Tue Oct 17 1989 20:09 | 3 |
|
Bingo was his name -> Winning was his fame
|
396.10182 | winning was his fame --> I'm gonna live forever | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Wed Oct 18 1989 00:04 | 1 |
| from the theme song of the movie "Fame"...
|
396.10183 | I'm gonna live forever->Who wants to live forever | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Surfing with the Alien | Wed Oct 18 1989 00:17 | 1 |
| from the theme song of the movie "HighLander" by Queen
|
396.10184 | | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Oct 18 1989 00:42 | 9 |
|
-< Who wants to live forever -> I am the centre of this universe >-
Hawkwind.
But hey! Is this WAF of SAC (Song Association Contest)? ;-)
Arie
|
396.10185 | | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Surfing with the Alien | Wed Oct 18 1989 00:58 | 6 |
| I am the centre of this universe --> and there's a restaurant at the
end of it
But maybe you can start a SAC and see how far it can go ....
|
396.10186 | and there's a restaurant at the end of it --> Herne Bay pier | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Wed Oct 18 1989 10:53 | 38 |
|
RE:
!! <<< Note 396.10170 by GRNDAD::STONE ">>>--He-went-that-a-way-->"
!! >>>
!! -< Rams -> Ewes >-
!! <<< Note 396.10169 by LAMHRA::WHORLOW "Venturers do it in the
!! bush" >>>
!! ??????? -< Groans--> Canaries--> Gunners--> Hammers-->Rams >-
!! Looks like he'd do wonders with a Rorschach test.
So where's the problem?.....;-)
Previous but 2 was Mets - A team nickname, I do beieve?
So the Groans are an English soccer team (whose name escapes me!)
as are
Canaries - Norwich City
Gunners - Arsenal
Hammers - West Ham United
Rams - Derby County
along with a heap more.........
derek
Who may have used Bears -- Broncos -- Raiders -- Swans --- Tigers
all being Australian Rugby league teams but in deference to our more
extensive UK audience, chose UK soccer teams..
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396.10187 | Herne bay pier --> San Francisco Bay ex-bridge | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Oct 18 1989 16:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.10188 | ex-bridge -> Uxbridge | LEZAH::BOBBITT | oh no! my paragons are crumbling! | Wed Oct 18 1989 18:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.10189 | Uxbridge --> Oxford | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Oct 18 1989 20:46 | 0 |
396.10190 | Oxford --> shoe | LESNET::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Oct 19 1989 00:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.10191 | shoe --> box | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Oct 19 1989 00:23 | 2 |
| I think we've been here before
|
396.10192 | box --> container | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Surfing with the Alien | Thu Oct 19 1989 00:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.10193 | container --> fold | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Thu Oct 19 1989 06:21 | 3 |
|
for sheep
|
396.10194 | fold -> spindle, mutilate | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Thu Oct 19 1989 15:00 | 0 |
396.10195 | spindle, mutilate --> destroy | LESNET::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Oct 19 1989 16:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.10196 | destroy -> defenestrate | LEZAH::BOBBITT | oh no! my paragons are crumbling! | Thu Oct 19 1989 18:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.10197 | defenestrate --> look out below | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Oct 19 1989 19:30 | 0 |
396.10198 | look out below -> flying elephants | GRNDAD::STONE | >>>--He-went-that-a-way--> | Thu Oct 19 1989 19:41 | 2 |
|
|
396.10199 | rusty nail | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Oct 19 1989 22:20 | 7 |
| flying elephants --> Dumbo --> little Jumbo* ---> oxymoron --+
|
|
rusty nail <-- oxidized pinhead <---+
* Dumbo's given name
|
396.10200 | rusty nail -> Scotch & Drambui | GRNDAD::STONE | >>>--He-went-that-a-way--> | Thu Oct 19 1989 22:27 | 4 |
|
For the uninitiated, a Rusty Nail is a drink with those ingredients.
|
396.10201 | Scotch & Drambui -> Scotch on the Rocks | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Oct 20 1989 00:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.10202 | Scotch on the Rocks --> ice on the rocks | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Fri Oct 20 1989 03:27 | 0 |
396.10203 | ice on the rocks --> Mick Jagger (a slippery stone) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Fri Oct 20 1989 07:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.10204 | Mick Jagger --> Mick Mouse | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Oct 20 1989 15:58 | 4 |
|
Re "ice on the rocks":
-<ice on the rocks --> glacier>-
|
396.10205 | Mick Mouse -> Micmac | GRNDAD::STONE | >>>--He-went-that-a-way--> | Fri Oct 20 1989 17:15 | 4 |
|
An Indian tribe from northern New England and eastern Canada.
|
396.10206 | Micmac --> knick-knack | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Oct 20 1989 18:34 | 0 |
396.10207 | knick-knack -> bric-a-brac | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Oct 20 1989 20:36 | 10 |
|
you know..... "decorative accessories"
|
396.10208 | bric-a-brac --> tick-a-tack --> toe | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Oct 21 1989 00:49 | 0 |
396.10209 | toe --> heel | DELREY::DAVIS_SA | illegitimi non carborundum | Sat Oct 21 1989 03:13 | 11 |
|
intro to anatomy...
|
396.10210 | heel --> on a short leash | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | Be excellent to each other | Sat Oct 21 1989 03:55 | 0 |
396.10211 | on a short leash --> 75% reshidual (hic) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Mon Oct 23 1989 07:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.10212 | 75% reshidual (hic) -> hangover! | GRNDAD::STONE | >>>--He-went-that-a-way--> | Mon Oct 23 1989 17:03 | 2 |
|
|
396.10213 | hangover -> Saturday Moaning | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Mon Oct 23 1989 19:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.10214 | Saturday Moaning --> Can't hold water down :-( | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Mon Oct 23 1989 23:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.10215 | Can't hold water down ---> pea green sieve | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Tue Oct 24 1989 05:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.10216 | pea green sieve --> runcible slotted spoon | AYOV27::ISMITH | Billy the Fish | Tue Oct 24 1989 16:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.10217 | runcible slotted spoon --> spork | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | Be excellent to each other | Tue Oct 24 1989 20:14 | 0 |
396.10218 | spork -> Sporkie | LYRIC::BOBBITT | oh no! my paragons are crumbling! | Wed Oct 25 1989 01:10 | 2 |
| A kind of pizza at Bertucci's (or is it Uno's?)
|
396.10219 | Sporkie --> Ssssspppppppig | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Oct 25 1989 16:47 | 3 |
| If the cartoon character stuttered on "Porky", imagine what he would have done
with "Sporkie"
|
396.10220 | Ssssspppppppig -> Piggie balloon with a leak | GRNDAD::STONE | >>>--He-went-that-a-way--> | Wed Oct 25 1989 16:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.10221 | Piggie balloon with a leak --> pigs in space | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Wed Oct 25 1989 20:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.10222 | pigs in space -> Star Trekinosis | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Wed Oct 25 1989 20:25 | 0 |
396.10223 | Star Trekinosis --> Part 99 | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Wed Oct 25 1989 20:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.10224 | Part 99 --> parts is parts | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Oct 26 1989 00:40 | 0 |
396.10225 | parts is parts --> a rose is a rose is a rose | DELREY::DAVIS_SA | illegitimi non carborundum | Thu Oct 26 1989 03:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.10226 | a rose is a rose is a rose -> ramblin' rose | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Thu Oct 26 1989 14:45 | 1 |
| ... or is it Gamblin' Rose?
|
396.10227 | ramblin' rose -> Axl Rose | LYRIC::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Oct 26 1989 16:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.10228 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Oct 26 1989 16:21 | 1 |
| -<ramblin' rose --> Cracklin' Rosie --> Neil Diamond --> singer>-
|
396.10229 | Fairy Tale | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Oct 26 1989 16:44 | 3 |
| Singer --> Sewing Machine --> Sowing Machine --> Farm Equipment --> Reaper --+
|
Fairy Tale <-- Grim <--+
|
396.10230 | Fairy Tale --> gory story | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Oct 26 1989 20:44 | 0 |
396.10231 | Axl Rose + Singer + Gory Story -> Guns & Roses | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Oct 26 1989 22:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.10232 | Guns & Roses --> Run for the Roses | DELREY::DAVIS_SA | illegitimi non carborundum | Fri Oct 27 1989 21:14 | 6 |
|
well, Jan. 1 isn't *too* far away, y'know!
|
396.10233 | Run for the Roses --> Moses' toeses | REGENT::BROOMHEAD | Don't panic -- yet. | Fri Oct 27 1989 21:19 | 1 |
| But the Kentucky Derby is *not* in January!
|
396.10234 | Moses toeses --> The Ten Commandments | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Oct 27 1989 22:06 | 1 |
| He wore sandals, so he didn't need to count on his fingers
|
396.10235 | The Ten Commandments --> Tradition | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Oct 27 1989 22:50 | 2 |
| Actually, he was barefoot.
|
396.10236 | Tradition -> Fiddler on the Roof | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Sat Oct 28 1989 00:50 | 2 |
|
"Tradition" is one of the songs from F.O.T.R.
|
396.10237 | Fiddler on the Roof --> I thought the Cat was on the Roof. | AITG::DERAMO | like a candle in the wind | Sat Oct 28 1989 08:10 | 0 |
396.10238 | ghost pun | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sun Oct 29 1989 15:05 | 6 |
| I thought the Cat was on the Roof -> Cheshire Cat -> smile without a cat -+
|
|
ghost pun <-- ghost fun <-- spiritual smile <---+
Arie
|
396.10239 | ghost pun --> ghost writer | AITG::DERAMO | like a candle in the wind | Sun Oct 29 1989 18:40 | 0 |
396.10240 | ghost writer --> Stephen King | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | Be excellent to each other | Sun Oct 29 1989 20:30 | 0 |
396.10241 | Stephen King -> Stephen Donaldson | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Oct 30 1989 00:13 | 0 |
396.10242 | Medium | BERAQ::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Mon Oct 30 1989 01:04 | 6 |
| Stephen Donaldson --> Donald Stephenson --> Stephenson's Rocket--+
|
|
+ Ma Kettle <-- Steam Kettle <-- The First Steam Loco <-- +
|
+ --> par Boiled --> evenly cooked --> Medium
|
396.10243 | Medium -> Large | WLDWST::DERICKSON | I don't DO mornings | Mon Oct 30 1989 08:51 | 2 |
|
|
396.10244 | Large --> Jumbo | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Mon Oct 30 1989 17:07 | 6 |
|
re "medium":
-<Medium --> Seance>-
|
396.10245 | Jumbo -> Dumbo | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Oct 30 1989 19:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.10246 | Dumbo --> Hambo | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Mon Oct 30 1989 21:02 | 1 |
| The Hambo (pronounced Hahm'bo) is a Swedish turning dance...
|
396.10247 | Hambo --> Ham bone | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Oct 30 1989 21:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.10248 | Ham bone --> Split Pea Soup | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Mon Oct 30 1989 21:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.10249 | Buttonwillow, California | DELREY::DAVIS_SA | illegitimi non carborundum | Tue Oct 31 1989 04:19 | 3 |
|
Ham bone --> Split Pea Soup --> Andersen's --> Buttonwillow, California
|
396.10250 | B...Ca., -> C...Ca. -> artichokes | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 31 1989 20:57 | 2 |
| Buttonwillow,California -> Castorville, California ->
|
396.10251 | artichokes --> call a doctor | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | Be excellent to each other | Tue Oct 31 1989 21:03 | 0 |
396.10252 | Call a doctor --> 911 | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Tue Oct 31 1989 23:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.10253 | 911 --> 800 --> toll-free | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Wed Nov 01 1989 01:58 | 2 |
| Re "Castorville":
I believe it's Castroville...
|
396.10254 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Nov 01 1989 17:14 | 5 |
| Toll-free --+--> troll-free ---> unenchanted --> disillusioned --+
| |
| |
+-> toll, fee ---> charge --> insulator -->insular <-+
|
396.10255 | 'fess up | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Nov 01 1989 17:44 | 8 |
| insular --> peninsular* --> Floridar* --> Cubar* --> Kill a b'ar** --+
|
|
'fess up <-- Fess Parker<-- Davy Crockett <--+
* Suffolk County, Mass., USA pronunciation
** Mountaintop in Tennessee proununciation
|
396.10256 | 'fess up -> mess up | LYRIC::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Nov 01 1989 21:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.10257 | mess up --> kludge | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Nov 01 1989 21:12 | 0 |
396.10258 | kludge --> fudge | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Thu Nov 02 1989 00:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.10259 | fudge --> Turkish Delight ---> harem girls | BERAQ::WHORLOW | It's darkest just before it goes totally black | Thu Nov 02 1989 00:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.10260 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Nov 02 1989 17:07 | 2 |
| -<harem girls --> old "risque" joke --> old joker --> _The_ Joker>-
|
396.10261 | _The Joker_ --> Wild | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Nov 02 1989 17:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.10262 | Wild --> in the streets | WMOIS::B_REINKE | if you are a dreamer, come in.. | Thu Nov 02 1989 19:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.10263 | In the streets --> Garbage Trucks | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Thu Nov 02 1989 19:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.10264 | Garbage Trucks -> ACCVIOs... | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 02 1989 20:36 | 3 |
| Re: Castroville/Castorville
Thanks, it's been a long time....
jc
|
396.10265 | ACCVIOs --> cmkrnl ---> reboot! | BERAQ::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Fri Nov 03 1989 04:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.10266 | reboot --> cobble | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Nov 03 1989 17:05 | 8 |
|
Little boy: What are shoes madfe out of?
Cobbler: Hide.
Litle boy: What?
Cobbler: Hide.
Litle boy: What?
Cobbler: Hide. Hide! The cow's outside!
Little boy: Why should I hide from a cow?
|
396.10267 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | Friends don't let friends drive Chevys. | Fri Nov 03 1989 17:39 | 0 |
396.10268 | stone --> without sin | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Nov 03 1989 17:42 | 0 |
396.10269 | without sin -> immaculate | LEZAH::BOBBITT | at night, the ice weasels come... | Fri Nov 03 1989 18:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.10270 | Immaculate --> Mister Clean | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Fri Nov 03 1989 19:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.10271 | immaculate -> no I'm not hungry | EGAV01::DKEATING | Irish Punts beat the Maltese Cross | Fri Nov 03 1989 19:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.10272 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Nov 03 1989 21:29 | 7 |
|
Mr. Clean ----+
|
|
.. not hungry +---> conscience troubling you?
|
396.10273 | conscience troubling you? --> confession | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sat Nov 04 1989 00:54 | 0 |
396.10274 | confession --> how many months!?!? | AITG::DERAMO | I want to live forever. | Sat Nov 04 1989 20:22 | 0 |
396.10275 | how many months!?!? --> in the family way... | DELREY::DAVIS_SA | illegitimi non carborundum | Mon Nov 06 1989 21:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.10276 | in the family way --> cluttered driveway | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Mon Nov 06 1989 21:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.10277 | cluttered driveway -> golfers' backlog | GAOV08::DKEATING | Irish Punts beat the Maltese Cross | Tue Nov 07 1989 12:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.10278 | Golfer's Backlog -> Goofy's back leg | LYRIC::BOBBITT | at night, the ice weasels come... | Tue Nov 07 1989 18:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.10279 | Goofy's back leg -> fire hydrant | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Tue Nov 07 1989 20:34 | 2 |
|
|
396.10280 | fire hydrant --> fireside chat | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Tue Nov 07 1989 20:40 | 1 |
| fire hydrant --> "fire hyd" rant -->
|
396.10281 | fireside chat --> snap, crackle, pop! | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Nov 08 1989 00:44 | 5 |
|
When Jimmy Carter had _his_ "Fireside Chat," whooever lit the fire
pit in something like knotty pine. His "chat" was counterpointed
by a staccato sound of snapping wood, giving the subliminal audio
equivalent of the St. Valentine Day's Massacre.
|
396.10282 | snap, crackle, pop! -> Rice Krispies | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Wed Nov 08 1989 18:06 | 2 |
|
|
396.10283 | Rice Krispies -> Corn Flakes | VISA::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Wed Nov 08 1989 18:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.10284 | Corn flakes --> crazy colonels | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Nov 08 1989 20:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.10285 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Thu Nov 09 1989 00:50 | 1 |
| -< crazy colonels --> mad kernels --> mixed nuts -->stun >-
|
396.10286 | stun --> phasers | LESNET::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Thu Nov 09 1989 00:55 | 2 |
|
Zzzzzzzzzapp!
|
396.10287 | phasers -> Life Cycle zealots | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Nov 09 1989 01:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.10288 | Life Cycle zealots -> BiCycle Helmets... | EGAV01::DKEATING | Irish Punts beat the Maltese Cross | Thu Nov 09 1989 15:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.10289 | Bicycle Helmets -> Bicycle Cards | LEZAH::BOBBITT | at night, the ice weasels come... | Thu Nov 09 1989 19:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.10290 | Bicycle Cards --> Yarborough | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Thu Nov 09 1989 20:42 | 4 |
| The Earl of Yarborough was a card player of the 19th(?) century who
routinely wagered 1000-1 that his opponent's hand of 13 cards would
not contain a card higher than a 9 (Aces high). Since the odds of
this happening are about 1800-1, he did quite well.
|
396.10291 | Yarborough --> plaid | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Nov 09 1989 21:40 | 0 |
396.10292 | Plaid --> Scottish Highlanders | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Thu Nov 09 1989 21:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.10293 | Scottish Highlanders --> snottish lowlanders | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Nov 10 1989 01:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.10294 | snottish lowlanders --> Irish Moss | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Fri Nov 10 1989 10:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.10295 | Irish Moss --> Irish Mist | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Nov 10 1989 17:43 | 0 |
396.10296 | Irish Mist -> Maid of the Mist | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Fri Nov 10 1989 18:47 | 3 |
|
One of the cruise boats downstream from Niagara Falls.
|
396.10297 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Nov 10 1989 18:54 | 1 |
| Maid of the Mist --> Made of the Mist --> Vaporware
|
396.10298 | Maid of the Mist -> myrrhmaid | LEZAH::BOBBITT | at night, the ice weasels come... | Fri Nov 10 1989 18:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.10299 | | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Fri Nov 10 1989 19:57 | 6 |
| myrrhmaid --> frankincense --> incense-|
+--> odor --> "Oh, door" --+
vaporware --> vapor -------------------| |
|
|
hate <-- not adore <-- not a door <-- ajar <-+
|
396.10300 | hate -> mail | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Fri Nov 10 1989 21:48 | 2 |
|
|
396.10301 | | THEGIZ::PITARD | Friends don't let friends drive Chevys. | Fri Nov 10 1989 22:03 | 3 |
|
I just couldn't resist!!! :-)
|
396.10302 | Femail --> feemail --> postal money order | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Nov 10 1989 22:25 | 7 |
|
Re "mail":
-<mail --> chain>-
Nahh ... not a "chain letter," but "chain mail, as used by knights
of old.
|
396.10303 | Postal Money Order --> Overnight Delivery | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Fri Nov 10 1989 22:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.10304 | Overnight Delivery --> Night Depository | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote away. | Sun Nov 12 1989 08:31 | 0 |
396.10305 | Night Depository --> bed | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sun Nov 12 1989 18:34 | 0 |
396.10306 | bed --> bedridden | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Mon Nov 13 1989 06:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.10307 | bedridden --> erotic interlude | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Mon Nov 13 1989 17:24 | 4 |
|
<heavy breathing and moans>
;-)
|
396.10308 | erotic interlude -> X-rated preview | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Mon Nov 13 1989 18:12 | 9 |
|
Re: .10302 ...chain mail, as used by knights of old.
Chain mail is alive and well as a modern commercial product. It is
used to make protective gloves for commercial meatcutters. A plant
near Attleboro, Mass. has special equipment for the linking of chain
mail.
|
396.10309 | X-rated preview --> Lisa --> smalltalk | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Tue Nov 14 1989 08:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.10310 | smalltalk -> Danny De Vito | MACNAS::DKEATING | Irish Punts beat the Maltese Cross | Tue Nov 14 1989 15:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.10311 | Danny Devito --> Rhea Perlman --> Cheers | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Tue Nov 14 1989 21:15 | 1 |
| Rhea Perlman == Mrs. Danny Devito
|
396.10312 | Cheers -> Cher | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Nov 14 1989 21:47 | 4 |
|
I like her...again.
|
396.10313 | Cher --> Exercise Daily | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Wed Nov 15 1989 00:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.10314 | Wind in the Willows | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Wed Nov 15 1989 05:11 | 5 |
| -< exercise daily -- > Jane Fonda --> cheese fondue --> fondue party--+
|
+ <-- portly<-- tubby <--chubby <-- candies<-- Marshmallows--+
|
+--> Ratty ---> Toad --> Wind in the Willows
|
396.10315 | Wind in the Willows --> breeze in the trees | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Nov 15 1989 08:21 | 0 |
396.10316 | breeze in the trees -> bats in the belfry | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Nov 15 1989 18:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.10317 | bats in the belfry --> fried bells? | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Wed Nov 15 1989 19:22 | 6 |
| Re Cher:
-< Cher --> and enjoy >-
Looking for a good cup of hot tea,
>M
|
396.10318 | fried bells? --> Oily Peppers | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Thu Nov 16 1989 03:04 | 1 |
|
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396.10319 | Oily Peppers --> Oily Boids (get the woim) | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Thu Nov 16 1989 05:23 | 0 |
396.10320 | Oily Boids ... --> Poor Oily Woim | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Nov 16 1989 09:02 | 0 |
396.10321 | Poor Oily Woim -> Prince William Sound refugee | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Nov 16 1989 19:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.10322 | P.W. Sound refugee --> Exxon Valdez captain | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Thu Nov 16 1989 21:35 | 4 |
| Re Oily Boid:
-< Oily Boid --> Boston pitcher >-
after Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd
|
396.10323 | Exxon Valdez Captain --> Thanks for the ID, Mate | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Fri Nov 17 1989 00:35 | 1 |
| -<Boston pitcher --> Wedgewood ewer>-
|
396.10324 | Wedgewood ewer --> ewe embraceable ewe | AITG::DERAMO | Don't stop short of the peak! | Sat Nov 18 1989 17:36 | 0 |
396.10325 | ewe embraceable ewe -> virgin wool | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Mon Nov 20 1989 18:22 | 2 |
|
|
396.10326 | virgin wool -> slow shepherd | WELMT2::HILL | Technology is my Vorpal sword | Mon Nov 20 1989 19:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.10327 | slow shepherd --> confident sheep | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Mon Nov 20 1989 21:06 | 2 |
| "<Geographic location>, where the men are men, and the sheep
are nervous."
|
396.10328 | confident sheep --> in wolves' clothing | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Tue Nov 21 1989 02:13 | 2 |
|
Oh, there were so many _great_ political alternatives!!
|
396.10329 | in wolves' clothing --> Romulus and Remus | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Wed Nov 22 1989 10:17 | 5 |
|
<geographical location>, where men are men, and the women won't wear
wool
|
396.10330 | Romulus and Remus --> Rome's Twins | WLDWST::DERICKSON | I don't DO mornings | Wed Nov 22 1989 14:06 | 2 |
|
|
396.10331 | Rome's Twins --> sister cities | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Nov 22 1989 17:15 | 4 |
|
The other was a great straight line for some mammocentric comment
about a Lolobrigida or Loren, but I refrained ...
|
396.10332 | sister cities -> Portland | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Wed Nov 22 1989 18:24 | 8 |
| Rome's Twins --> sister cities --> Portland
| |
--- Dome's Twins ---
(American baseball's Minnesota Twins play in a domed stadium.)
(Portland, Oregon, USA was named after (chronologically anyway)
Portland, Maine, USA)
|
396.10333 | Portland -> wine lake | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Nov 22 1989 18:31 | 8 |
| RE -2 (Steve)
> The other was a great straight line for some mammocentric comment
> about a Lolobrigida or Loren, but I refrained ...
What do you mean, "you refrained"?
;-)
Arie
|
396.10334 | Portland -> Casco Bay | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Wed Nov 22 1989 18:33 | 2 |
|
Portland, Maine is situated on Casco Bay.
|
396.10335 | Casco Bay --> Montego Bay | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Nov 22 1989 19:35 | 22 |
| > RE -2 (Steve)
>
>> The other was a great straight line for some mammocentric comment
>> about a Lolobrigida or Loren, but I refrained ...
>
>What do you mean, "you refrained"?
>;-)
>Arie
There's a difference between alluding to something and to saying
it. :-D
Re "Portland":
-<Portland --> Hoffa>-
[wife of the late radio comedian, Fred Allen.]
or
-<Portland --> cement>-
|
396.10336 | Montego Bay -> song contest | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Nov 22 1989 19:52 | 10 |
|
> There's a difference between alluding to something and to saying
> it. :-D
Confusing, Steve.... did you *say* this, or did you just *allude* to this?
And if it's the latter, what would you *say* about it?
;-| (mouth tightly shut, with a wink)
Arie
|
396.10337 | song contest -> off-key duet | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Wed Nov 22 1989 23:42 | 12 |
|
>
> Re "Portland":
>
> -<Portland --> Hoffa>-
>
> [wife of the late radio comedian, Fred Allen.]
Now we're getting confused with "You know you're getting old...".
(Let's see if we can't work in Mrs. Nussbaum and Senator Claghorn too.)
|
396.10338 | song contest --> Name That Tune | LESCOM::KALLIS | Time takes things. | Wed Nov 22 1989 23:46 | 14 |
|
>Confusing, Steve.... did you *say* this, or did you just *allude* to this?
>And if it's the latter, what would you *say* about it?
No, I _said_ that "Rome Twins" was a great straight line for a
mammocentric response involving either Gina Lolobrigida or Sophia
Loren (either of whose mammae could be considered Roman [or at least
Italian] National Resources), but I didn't _say_ what that response
would be. That was showing restraint. :-)
Steve Kallis, Jr.
P.S. :_Name That Tune_ was a radio & (early) television game show
in the U.S.
|
396.10339 | Name That Tune -> in zero notes | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Nov 23 1989 02:12 | 4 |
|
(mental telepathy, WAG{Wildly Aimed Guess}, this is a rerun and I
saw the original...)
|
396.10340 | in zero notes --> no new notes | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | Be excellent to each other | Thu Nov 23 1989 08:40 | 0 |
396.10341 | no new notes --> :-( --> open Reading | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Thu Nov 23 1989 10:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.10342 | open Reading -> And cancel the Wedding | MACNAS::DKEATING | Irish Punts beat the Maltese Cross | Thu Nov 23 1989 14:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.10343 | And cancel the Wedding --> where are you heading? | AITG::DERAMO | Don't stop short of the peak! | Thu Nov 23 1989 17:15 | 0 |
396.10344 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Nov 28 1989 08:06 | 3 |
| where are you heading? --> Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
|
396.10345 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Tue Nov 28 1989 17:58 | 4 |
| Are you going to Scarborough Fair --> I go to Scarborough Foul --+
|
New England Marxist <-- Rhode Island Red <-- Scarborough Fowl <--+
|
396.10346 | | GAOV08::DKEATING | If a 6 were a 9 | Wed Nov 29 1989 00:25 | 2 |
| New England Marxist -> Olde English Teacher
|
396.10347 | practice makes perfect | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Wed Nov 29 1989 01:30 | 8 |
| -< Olde English Teacher --> Scotish Teacher --> Teachers scotch --+
|
|
+---Learn how to hold your liquor <--Teacher training college <-+
|
|
|
+---> practice makes perfect >-
|
396.10348 | practice makes perfect --> imperfection is impractical | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Wed Nov 29 1989 21:03 | 0 |
396.10349 | imperfection is impractical --> seconds out! | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Thu Nov 30 1989 00:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.10350 | seconds out! --> minutes in! | AITG::DERAMO | ga naar je kamer | Thu Nov 30 1989 03:51 | 0 |
396.10351 | minutes in! -> c-c-c-c-c-c-coldddddddd... | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Nov 30 1989 12:35 | 8 |
| > <<< Note 396.10350 by AITG::DERAMO "ga naar je kamer" >>>
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"... en blijf daar tot ik je roep."
Right?
;-)
Arie
|
396.10352 | c-c-c-c-c-c-colddddd --> K-K-K-Katie | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Nov 30 1989 18:59 | 10 |
| From the old song:
K-K-K-Katie,
Beautiful Katie,
You're the one and only girl that I adore.
When the m-m-m-moon shines
Over the cowshed,
I'll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door.
C-C-C-Clay
|
396.10353 | K-K-K-Katie ==> Stuck on a K | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Thu Nov 30 1989 19:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.10354 | Stuck on a K -> Give me an A! | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Thu Nov 30 1989 19:25 | 2 |
|
|
396.10355 | Give me an A! --> I deserve it | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Thu Nov 30 1989 20:08 | 2 |
|
... I essay...
|
396.10356 | I deserve it --> clear the table | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Thu Nov 30 1989 21:09 | 2 |
|
If you can serve dinner, surely you can de-serve it...
|
396.10357 | Clear the table ==> Swab the deck! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Thu Nov 30 1989 21:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.10358 | Swab the deck! --> The deck! Not the duck! | AITG::DERAMO | ga naar je kamer | Thu Nov 30 1989 22:47 | 0 |
396.10359 | ... duck -> I dunno, vy a duck? | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Fri Dec 01 1989 15:54 | 1 |
| (Chico, to Groucho)
|
396.10360 | vy a duck -> aquaduct | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Fri Dec 01 1989 18:01 | 3 |
|
vy a duck = viaduct
|
396.10361 | aquaduct --> Corazon dodged | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Fri Dec 01 1989 18:45 | 3 |
|
current event
|
396.10362 | Corazon Dodged -> Heartless | BRADAN::DKEATING | If a 6 were a 9 | Fri Dec 01 1989 20:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.10363 | Heartless ==> Penniless | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Fri Dec 01 1989 21:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.10364 | Penniless --> small discount | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Sat Dec 02 1989 06:07 | 0 |
396.10365 | small discount -->Prince Harry | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Mon Dec 04 1989 01:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.10366 | Prince Harry --> Dr. Harry | AITG::DERAMO | ga naar je kamer | Mon Dec 04 1989 05:12 | 0 |
396.10367 | Dr. Harry -> Dr. Who? | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Mon Dec 04 1989 15:08 | 0 |
396.10368 | Dr. Who? ==> James Bond 007 | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Mon Dec 04 1989 19:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.10369 | stamp | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Tue Dec 05 1989 01:23 | 2 |
|
-<James Bond 007 --> Premium Bond 312743EG9 --> Ernie --> Frank-->stamp>-
|
396.10370 | Stamp --> Act | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Tue Dec 05 1989 01:31 | 2 |
|
For students of Anglo-American history.
|
396.10371 | | MACNAS::DKEATING | If a 6 were a 9 | Tue Dec 05 1989 13:05 | 1 |
| Act -> Cat (anag.)
|
396.10372 | Cat -> catenate | COPCLU::STS | Ignorance is the mother of adventure | Tue Dec 05 1989 15:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.10373 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Tue Dec 05 1989 17:15 | 2 |
| -<Cat --> catenate --> kitten ate --> sleepy kitten --> cat nap>-
|
396.10374 | Cat nap --> Catatonic | NHASAD::KRINER | tanstaafl | Tue Dec 05 1989 17:58 | 2 |
|
|
396.10375 | Catatonic --> Gin and tonic | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Dec 05 1989 18:04 | 0 |
396.10376 | Gin and tonic --> Rum(my) and water | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Tue Dec 05 1989 20:46 | 0 |
396.10377 | Rum and water --> Jamaican beach | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Dec 05 1989 22:48 | 0 |
396.10378 | Jamaican beach -> sun 'n sand | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Wed Dec 06 1989 01:08 | 2 |
|
|
396.10379 | sun 'n sand ---> surf 'n turf | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Wed Dec 06 1989 01:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.10380 | surf 'n turf --> blood and sand | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Wed Dec 06 1989 18:49 | 1 |
|
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396.10381 | blood and sand -> Lawrence of Arabia | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Dec 06 1989 21:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.10382 | Lawrence of Arabia -> Larry on cannabia | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Wed Dec 06 1989 21:58 | 1 |
| Is that how you spell it?
|
396.10383 | Larry on cannabis --> Bird flying high | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Dec 06 1989 22:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.10384 | Bird flying high --> Johnathan Livingston Seagull | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Thu Dec 07 1989 00:50 | 2 |
|
Couldn't resist...
|
396.10385 | Johnathan Livingston Seagull -> Bernie Segal | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Thu Dec 07 1989 01:56 | 3 |
|
...isn't he a writer or something?
|
396.10386 | Bernie Segal ---> Bobbie's Girl | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Thu Dec 07 1989 02:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.10387 | Bobbie's girl -> Fifi Trixibel... | MACNAS::DKEATING | If a 6 were a 9 | Thu Dec 07 1989 14:05 | 5 |
|
Bobbie =Bob Geldof
|
396.10388 | Fifi Trixibel --> How's Trix? | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Thu Dec 07 1989 14:12 | 0 |
396.10389 | How's Trix? --> cold and soggy | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Thu Dec 07 1989 17:19 | 1 |
| Trix is a breakfast cereal
|
396.10390 | cold and soggy -> April In Paris | WELMT2::HILL | Technology is my Vorpal sword | Thu Dec 07 1989 18:25 | 1 |
| April to get the line to scan, May for the spring weather.
|
396.10391 | April in Paris -> Tuesday in Belgium | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Thu Dec 07 1989 20:39 | 0 |
396.10392 | Tuesday in Belgium -> weld in argon | WELMT2::HILL | Technology is my Vorpal sword | Thu Dec 07 1989 20:58 | 1 |
| Anybody remember Tuesday Weld?
|
396.10393 | weld in argon -> Heavy Metal | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 07 1989 21:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.10394 | Heavy Metal --> Mr. T's jewelery | NHASAD::KRINER | tanstaafl | Thu Dec 07 1989 21:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.10395 | Mr T's jewelery --> Bull's Rings --> cowbells | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Fri Dec 08 1989 01:12 | 4 |
| Tuesday Weld
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yes I remember her...
|
396.10396 | cowbells -> Contrary Mary | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Fri Dec 08 1989 15:54 | 1 |
| Weren't those the things in her garden?
|
396.10397 | Contrary Mary => pretty maids | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Running old protocol | Fri Dec 08 1989 16:55 | 2 |
| I'm not sure what became of them when they crossed the Atlantic,
but in versions I've heard/read it's been `silver bells'.
|
396.10398 | pretty maids --> Petty Girls | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Fri Dec 08 1989 16:59 | 2 |
|
George Petty was a Vargaslike pinup artist. Stirs fond memories....
|
396.10399 | Petty Girls --> petty officers | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Mon Dec 11 1989 01:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.10400 | petty officers --> jerks in uniform | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Dec 11 1989 06:21 | 0 |
396.10401 | Boston Tea Party | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Dec 11 1989 19:03 | 23 |
| uniform jerk --> non-uniform jerk --> d4a/dt4=x (where x<>0) ---+
|
|
+------ the 4 a over the t 4 is x, which is not zero <----------+
|
|
+--> the foray over the tax for tea, which is not zero --> Boston Tea Party
for the uninitiated,
if a = distance
the first derivative of `a' with respect to time (da/dt) is velocity;
the second derivative of `a' with respect to time (d2a/dt2) is
acceleration;
the third derivative of `a' with respect to time (d3a/dt3) is the
jerk;
the fourth derivative of `a' with respect to time (d4a/dt4) is the
rate of change of the jerk. If d4a/dt4 is not zero, the
jerk is not uniform.
(sorry, but I don't do superscripts)
Clay
|
396.10402 | Boston Tea Party -> history in the brewing | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Dec 11 1989 21:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.10403 | history in the brewing --> began in Egypt | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Mon Dec 11 1989 22:43 | 2 |
|
Historical note: the ancient (Pharaonic) Egyptians invented beer.
|
396.10404 | began in Egypt -> Begin in Egypt | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | the warmer side of cool... | Mon Dec 11 1989 23:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.10405 | Begin in Egypt --> simmer in grease | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Tue Dec 12 1989 00:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.10406 | simmer in grease --> Sumer in Greece | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Tue Dec 12 1989 01:02 | 4 |
| Sumer is not icumen in up here. (In fact, Winter is icumen in...)
[Excuse the spelling, I haven't been in the time/space continuum of
Chaucer for some time.]
|
396.10407 | Sumer in Greece -->adder in the valley | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Wed Dec 13 1989 00:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.10408 | adder in the valley --> computer on the desktop | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Wed Dec 13 1989 00:54 | 2 |
|
That's why they threw the adder into the valley.
|
396.10409 | | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Wed Dec 13 1989 10:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.10410 | Counter --> Next number please! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Wed Dec 13 1989 19:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.10411 | Next number please --> four, it all resolves to four | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Thu Dec 14 1989 01:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.10412 | four --> mality | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Thu Dec 14 1989 02:14 | 3 |
| I occasionally play whist with some friends. The bidding tends to
go "one", "two", "four", at which point the dealer says "mality",
and takes the kitty.
|
396.10413 | mality -> common cold | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Thu Dec 14 1989 15:47 | 0 |
396.10414 | common cold -> New England weather | LYRIC::BOBBITT | nature abhors a vacuum...& so do I | Thu Dec 14 1989 17:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.10415 | New England Weather --> Cold day in Hull | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Dec 14 1989 20:04 | 3 |
| The corny weather pun from this morning's Boston Globe.
Hull is a town in Massachusetts.
|
396.10416 | Cold day in Hull --> Freezing imprisoned sailor | LESNET::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Thu Dec 14 1989 20:18 | 3 |
|
"Clap them in irons, Mr. Fletcher."
|
396.10417 | Freezing imprisoned sailor -> many are celled but few ar efrozen | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 14 1989 21:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.10418 | many are celled but few ar efrozen -->honeycomb | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Fri Dec 15 1989 00:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.10419 | honeycomb -> hideout | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | nature abhors a vacuum...& so do I | Fri Dec 15 1989 17:07 | 2 |
| I know, a child of the video age, right?
|
396.10420 | hideout -> hide and seek | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Dec 15 1989 19:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.10421 | Hindus and Sikhs | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Dec 15 1989 20:37 | 8 |
| +---------------------------------------------+
| |
| v
hide and seek Hindus and Sikhs
| ^
| |
+--> leather --> cow --> sacred --> Hindu--+
|
396.10422 | Hindus and Sikhs --> Anasazi | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Fri Dec 15 1989 22:07 | 1 |
| A somewhat different variety of Indian...
|
396.10423 | Anasazi --> Annapurna | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Dec 16 1989 21:10 | 0 |
396.10424 | Annapurna -> (koy)aanisqaatsi | LEZAH::BOBBITT | LEZAH lives! | Mon Dec 18 1989 20:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.10425 | koyaanisqaatsi --> chaos | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Dec 19 1989 01:10 | 0 |
396.10426 | Chaso --> Mass confusion | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Greetings from Chicago | Tue Dec 19 1989 01:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.10427 | Mass confusion --> fighting choir boys | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Tue Dec 19 1989 02:07 | 1 |
| You weren't referring to the Massachusetts fiscal condition, were you?
|
396.10428 | fighting choir boys -> tempestuous tenors | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Tue Dec 19 1989 16:04 | 0 |
396.10429 | tempestuous tenors --> boisterous bassos | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Tue Dec 19 1989 17:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.10430 | boisterous bassos -> contra altos | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Dec 19 1989 21:03 | 2 |
|
from Central America?
|
396.10431 | contra altos -> macho sopranos | OSLACT::HENRIKW | | Tue Dec 19 1989 23:17 | 0 |
396.10432 | Macho Sopranos --> A Manly Note | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Happy Holidays to All | Tue Dec 19 1989 23:49 | 2 |
| Re: 10427 No reference to Massachusetts.
|
396.10433 | A Manly Note --> A Message to Garcia | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Tue Dec 19 1989 23:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.10434 | A Message to Garcia --> A note of disdain | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Wed Dec 20 1989 01:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.10435 | A note of disdain -> B flat | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Dec 20 1989 18:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.10436 | B flat --> A minus | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Happy Holidays to All | Wed Dec 20 1989 19:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.10437 | A minus -> O positive | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Wed Dec 20 1989 21:30 | 0 |
396.10438 | | WELMTS::HILL | Technology is my Vorpal sword | Wed Dec 20 1989 21:36 | 5 |
| O positive >- Rhesus >- "They're monkeys, aren't they?" >---
|
-----------------------------------------------------------
|
-- "Nobody in here, just us chickens!"
|
396.10439 | higher perches | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Thu Dec 21 1989 01:05 | 13 |
| "Nobody in here, just us chickens!" --->
"be kind to your webbed-footed friends"
for a duck may be sombody's mother
they live in the forests and swamps
where the waether is damp.
You may think this is the end.
It is.
but to prove that I am a liar,
---> I'll sing it again, this time, a little bit higher...----> Higher
perches
|
396.10440 | higher perches --> smokin' fishes | DELREY::DAVIS_SA | illegitimi non carborundum | Thu Dec 21 1989 02:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.10441 | smokin' fishes --> lutefisk | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Thu Dec 21 1989 22:24 | 0 |
396.10442 | lutefisk --> ski flute | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Mon Dec 25 1989 03:15 | 0 |
396.10443 | ski flute --> skin flint | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Mon Dec 25 1989 10:21 | 0 |
396.10444 | skin flint -> tight wad | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Dec 26 1989 19:08 | 5 |
| For a moment, Dave, I *totally* misread that. Of course, I won't say
how ;)....
-Jody
|
396.10445 | tight wad --> Right, Ward. | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Wed Dec 27 1989 07:40 | 3 |
| As in, "Right, Ward, *you* tell the Beaver."
Dave C.
|
396.10446 | Right, Ward --> bear left | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Wed Dec 27 1989 19:02 | 4 |
| As in:
Kermit: Bear left.
Fozzie: Right, frog.
|
396.10447 | bear left -> come to the FORK IN THE ROAD | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a life doused in question marks | Wed Dec 27 1989 19:09 | 3 |
| As in the old Johnny Carson shows where he was announcing the teatime
movie.....
|
396.10448 | come to the FORK IN THE ROAD -> spoonerism | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 27 1989 19:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.10449 | spoonerism -> cleft palate | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Dec 27 1989 21:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.10450 | cleft palate --> unhappy artist | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Wed Dec 27 1989 22:41 | 3 |
|
Could've been something musical, but ...
|
396.10451 | Unhappy Artist --> Sloppy Painter | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Happy Holidays to All | Thu Dec 28 1989 00:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.10452 | Sloppy Painter --> Sloppy Joe | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Thu Dec 28 1989 06:27 | 0 |
396.10453 | Sloppy Joe --> Yum Yum :-) !! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Happy Holidays to All | Fri Dec 29 1989 20:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.10454 | Yum Yum!! -> Pledge | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Dec 29 1989 21:27 | 8 |
| Yum Yum!! -> Jack Lemmon -> Lemmon Pledge -> Pledge
Sloppy Joe ( when trying out for a frat ) -> Pledge
|
v
G.I. Joe ( mother, pie, country)-> flag -> Pledge
P_Vaxen are installed on a --------------> P Ledge
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396.10455 | pledge --> allegiance | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Sat Dec 30 1989 06:41 | 0 |
396.10456 | allegiance --> flag | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Dec 30 1989 06:43 | 0 |
396.10457 | flag --> victory lap | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sun Dec 31 1989 21:20 | 0 |
396.10458 | victory lap --> cat that got the cream | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Tue Jan 02 1990 01:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.10459 | cat that got the cream --> cat that got the canary | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Tue Jan 02 1990 20:56 | 2 |
|
ahh ... cats!
|
396.10460 | cat that got the canary --> goldenrod | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Wed Jan 03 1990 18:41 | 1 |
| You know, colors from multi-copy forms.
|
396.10461 | goldenrod -> King Midas' sceptre | LYRIC::BOBBITT | changes fill my time... | Wed Jan 03 1990 19:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.10462 | goldenrod --> Golden Rule | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Jan 03 1990 19:24 | 0 |
396.10463 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Wed Jan 03 1990 20:08 | 5 |
| King Midas' Scepter ---+
|
|
|
Golden Rule -----------+---> look, but don't touch
|
396.10464 | look, but don't touch --> eyeball | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Jan 04 1990 00:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.10465 | eyeball -> you ball -> wee-bol | RCOSGG::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu Jan 04 1990 00:54 | 2 |
| wee-bol were little rolly-polly type toys from Fischer-Price
"wee-bols wobble but they won't fall down"
|
396.10466 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Thu Jan 04 1990 01:04 | 2 |
| wee-bol --> large ball --> gala --> festive --> restive --> siesta
|
396.10467 | siesta --> See Esther run. See Esther play. | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Thu Jan 04 1990 03:41 | 0 |
396.10468 | See Esther play --> with her pet bird --> Polyester | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Thu Jan 04 1990 11:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.10469 | Polyester -> Esterhazy | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Thu Jan 04 1990 16:17 | 0 |
396.10470 | Esterhazy --> Hydrochloric acid clear | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Jan 04 1990 17:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.10471 | Hydrochloric acid clear(s) --> the drainpipe | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Jan 04 1990 20:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.10472 | Hydrochloric acid clear -> Chanticleer | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 04 1990 20:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.10473 | Chanticleer -> Cock-a-doodle-doo | WLDWST::DERICKSON | | Fri Jan 05 1990 07:00 | 2 |
|
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396.10474 | Polly-wolly-doodle-all-the-day | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Fri Jan 05 1990 09:04 | 10 |
| Cock-a-doodle-doo -------
\
\
\______ Polly-wolly-doodle-all-the-day
/
/
Polyester --> Polly ________/
Dave C.
|
396.10475 | diarrhea | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jan 05 1990 20:26 | 5 |
| the drainpipe -------------------+
\
+---- diarrhea
/
polly-wolly-doodle-all-the-day --+
|
396.10476 | diarrhea --> dreadful Mrs. D | CHALK::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Fri Jan 05 1990 20:51 | 4 |
| diarrhea +----> Rhea [Perlman] -------+
| |
| v
-----> dire ----> dreadful Mrs. D[evito]
|
396.10477 | dreadful Mrs. D --> divine Miss M | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jan 05 1990 21:22 | 1 |
| So it's obvious. So what.
|
396.10478 | divine Miss M --> Divine, Miss 'em? | CTOAVX::OAKES | Its Deja Vu all over again... | Sat Jan 06 1990 00:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.10479 | Divine, Miss 'em? -> Ursula | LEZAH::BOBBITT | changes fill my time... | Sat Jan 06 1990 21:26 | 5 |
| Not with movies around like "The Little Mermaid", where the villainess
looks *so* much like him....
Divine, I mean
|
396.10480 | Ursula --> undress | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Sun Jan 07 1990 05:43 | 0 |
396.10481 | undress -> under | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sun Jan 07 1990 19:15 | 10 |
|
waitress -> waiter
so:
undress -> under
:-)
Arie
|
396.10482 | under --> where | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Sun Jan 07 1990 21:51 | 12 |
|
underwear the clothing you wear under your outer clothing
underwhere ? the question asking for clarification when you tell someone
that the thing they're looking for is "under there"
underware the stuff a merchant keeps in those storage areas under
the display counter and you have to ask for them
"I'll take this 'History of English Etymology of Rude
Words' and this 'Pictorial Guide to the Repair of
Home Appliances' and, oh yeah, this month's Playboy."
Dave C.
|
396.10483 | where -> wherence | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Jan 08 1990 01:51 | 11 |
|
"revere" leads to "reverence".
So "where" leads to "wherence".
Since "reverence" is the noun for the act of revering, wouldn't "wherence" mean:
the uncertainty of the location of an object?
Such as: I have the wherence of the Playboy. Meaning: I do not know where the
Playboy is?
Arie
|
396.10484 | wherence --> where else | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Mon Jan 08 1990 04:40 | 1 |
| Where else would you find such a silly discussion?
|
396.10485 | wherence --> abhorrence | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Mon Jan 08 1990 04:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.10486 | abhorrence -> abreaction | LEZAH::BOBBITT | changes fill my time... | Mon Jan 08 1990 19:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.10487 | abreaction --> aberration | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Mon Jan 08 1990 20:31 | 6 |
|
Re "Wherence", "abhorrence":
Wherence-------+
|
abhorrence ----+----> SOAPBOX [;-)]
|
396.10488 | aberration --> Lincoln's dinner | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Mon Jan 08 1990 21:39 | 0 |
396.10489 | Lincoln's dinner -> soul food | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Jan 08 1990 21:48 | 3 |
|
...but it wasn't in the (s)crypt(ure).
|
396.10490 | soul food --> sole food --> fish dinner | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Jan 08 1990 22:19 | 0 |
396.10491 | fish dinner -> microfish(e) | LEZAH::BOBBITT | changes fill my time... | Mon Jan 08 1990 23:54 | 2 |
| like those little fish sticks, right?
|
396.10492 | microfish --> minnows | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Tue Jan 09 1990 00:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.10493 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Tue Jan 09 1990 18:15 | 14 |
| Minnows --> Wasteland --> Eliot --> Dragon --> Carmen --> Bizet --> body
Newton Minnow called Television "the Vast Wasteland" when he was
chairman of the F.C.C.
T. S. Eliot wrote "Wasteland."
The name of the dragon in _Pete's Dragon_ was Elliot.
Carmen Dragon was an orchestra leader. Made an appearance in the film
_The In-Laws_
The rest is left as an exercise for the student.
|
396.10494 | body -> heavenly | LEZAH::BOBBITT | changes fill my time... | Tue Jan 09 1990 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.10495 | heavenly -> Ben & Jerry's | WAGON::SWINIARSKI | NANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKI | Tue Jan 09 1990 19:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.10496 | Ben & Jerry's [ice cream] -> calories and cholesterol | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Tue Jan 09 1990 19:58 | 2 |
|
|
396.10497 | the three c's | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Jan 09 1990 21:53 | 1 |
| calories and cholesterol --> caffeine --> the three c's
|
396.10498 | The 3 c's --> 3CPO | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Jan 09 1990 22:04 | 1 |
| The "Star Wars Droid"
|
396.10499 | 3CPO --> 4 MPs | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Jan 10 1990 00:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.10500 | 4 MPs --> a dozen VPs | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Jan 10 1990 04:04 | 0 |
396.10501 | 3;4;a dozen VPs --> 7000 Macedonians in full battle array | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Wed Jan 10 1990 09:00 | 0 |
396.10502 | 7000 M in FBA -> never start a land war in Asia | LYRIC::BOBBITT | changes fill my time... | Wed Jan 10 1990 19:05 | 2 |
| Wasn't that the rule the Sicilian used in The Princess Bride
|
396.10503 | never start a land war in Asia -> West? More Land! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jan 10 1990 21:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.10504 | West? More Land! --> Hager the Horrible | RCOSGG::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Jan 10 1990 21:48 | 0 |
396.10505 | rugby | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Thu Jan 11 1990 01:15 | 7 |
| West? More Land! -->Westmorland --> Tha Lake District --> The Peak
District ---> the peek district -->soho ---> hunters cry ---> baying
hounds --> rattling rigging ---> shrouds ---> veils ---> vales --->
valleys ---> fjords ----> viking warriors ---> Zulu warriors -->rugby
|
|
Hagar the Horrible ----|
|
396.10506 | rugby --> rug bee --> carpet ant | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Thu Jan 11 1990 02:39 | 0 |
396.10507 | carpet ant --> fiber optics | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Jan 11 1990 02:42 | 0 |
396.10508 | fiber optics => heliography | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Running old protocol | Thu Jan 11 1990 17:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.10509 | heliography --> forest fires | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Jan 11 1990 18:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.10510 | forest fires -> DEC employs | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 11 1990 18:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.10511 | DEC employs -> net working people | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jan 11 1990 21:23 | 8 |
|
Reminds me of something I read recently, a native describing how the
Soviet Union works..."the government pretends to govern, and the
workers pretend to work".
Guess there was a subliminal association because both are undergoing
interesting re-orgs.
|
396.10512 | net working people --> gross lazy people | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Jan 11 1990 22:23 | 0 |
396.10513 | gross lazy people --> fat slobs | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Fri Jan 12 1990 17:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.10514 | fat slobs -> couch potatoes | LEZAH::BOBBITT | changes fill my time... | Fri Jan 12 1990 18:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.10515 | couch potatoes -> remote control | VISA::BIJAOUI | Banal comme un clown triste | Fri Jan 12 1990 19:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.10516 | Remote Control --> Battery Operated | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Happy Holidays to All | Fri Jan 12 1990 20:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.10517 | Battery operated --> Not Included | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Jan 12 1990 20:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.10518 | Not Included --> User's Guide | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Jan 12 1990 20:42 | 0 |
396.10519 | User's Guide -=> DONT PANIC (Big friendly letters) | IOSG::ROBERTS | Equally different, beautifully plain | Fri Jan 12 1990 20:57 | 1 |
| ... as in a certain book by D. Adams
|
396.10520 | DON'T PANIC --> yet | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Fri Jan 12 1990 21:01 | 1 |
| ... as in a recently seen personal name
|
396.10521 | yet --> Yeti | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Sat Jan 13 1990 00:04 | 13 |
|
Re "yet":
Old story...
A man wrote to a newspaper, saying that he wondered what part of
a woman's anatomy was a "now." This was because of the song title,
_I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now_.
The editor wrote back, saying that "now" was synonymous with "yet."
He enclosed a clipping of a story saying that in a gunfight, "...
a bullet hit a lasdy bystander, and it's in her yet."
|
396.10522 | Yeti --> schmeti | LEZAH::QUIRIY | Christine | Sat Jan 13 1990 06:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.10523 | Yeti, schmeti --> Tau Ceti --> Confetti | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Sat Jan 13 1990 07:35 | 0 |
396.10524 | confetti -> spaghetti | LEZAH::BOBBITT | changes fill my time... | Mon Jan 15 1990 19:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.10525 | spaghetti --> shopping | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Mon Jan 15 1990 20:24 | 1 |
| spaghetti --> Spag's -->
|
396.10526 | shopping --> storing | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Jan 15 1990 21:32 | 0 |
396.10527 | storing -> storying -> oral tradition | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jan 15 1990 21:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.10528 | Oral Tradition --> Oral Roberts | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Jan 15 1990 21:54 | 1 |
| the original televangelist
|
396.10529 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Mon Jan 15 1990 23:28 | 10 |
| -<Oral Roberts --> Heal! --> Heel! --> follow aside --> stage aside>-
Re "Spaghetti":
-<spaghetti --> Western>-
Re "Oral Tradition":
-<Oral Tradition --> "Say ahhh...">-
|
396.10530 | stage aside --> stage left | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Jan 16 1990 17:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.10531 | stage left -> try the Pony Express | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Jan 16 1990 20:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.10532 | Pony Express --> Hortense | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here | Tue Jan 16 1990 20:57 | 5 |
| Pony Express --> horse sends --> horse sense --> Hortense
Re "oral tradition" (for Tom Lehrer fans especially):
oral tradition --> gargling
|
396.10533 | Hortence -> "Here comes vice" | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Wed Jan 17 1990 00:14 | 0 |
396.10534 | Here comes vice --> wine, women, and song | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Jan 17 1990 00:30 | 0 |
396.10535 | wine, women and song->sex, drugs and rock and roll | CTOAVX::OAKES | Its Deja Vu all over again... | Wed Jan 17 1990 01:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.10536 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Jan 17 1990 01:59 | 3 |
| sex, drugs, and rock and roll --> The Rose --> by any other name
|
396.10537 | by any other name --> alias ---> also known as --> aka | BERAQ::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Wed Jan 17 1990 13:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.10538 | aka -> bilk | IOSG::CARLIN | Dick Carlin IOSG | Wed Jan 17 1990 15:33 | 2 |
| Remember him, Derek?
|
396.10539 | bilk --> Bill the Cat | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Jan 17 1990 17:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.10540 | Bill the Cat --> Pay the Dog | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Jan 17 1990 17:40 | 0 |
396.10541 | pay the dog --> every dog has his day --> Dog Days | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Wed Jan 17 1990 17:52 | 6 |
|
Re "aka":
-<aka --> Aku-Aku>-
A book by Thor Heyerdahl.
|
396.10542 | Dog Days -> Salad Days | LYRIC::BOBBITT | changes fill my time... | Wed Jan 17 1990 20:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.10543 | salad days --> diet | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Jan 17 1990 21:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.10544 | diet -> when the cloth is the wrong color | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jan 17 1990 21:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.10545 | When the cloth is the wrong color --> Checker Board | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Is winter almost over? | Wed Jan 17 1990 23:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.10546 | Checker Board --> Italian Restaurant | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Jan 17 1990 23:56 | 0 |
396.10547 | Italian Restaurant --> Pizza --> Leaning Tower | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Thu Jan 18 1990 00:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.10548 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Jan 18 1990 01:32 | 1 |
| Leaning Tower --> Inebriated Defense Secretary Designate --> Tipsy John
|
396.10549 | Tipsy John -> un-royal flush | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jan 18 1990 02:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.10550 | un-royal flush-->outhouse | CTOAVX::OAKES | Its Deja Vu all over again... | Thu Jan 18 1990 03:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.10551 | outhouse--->dunny | BERAQ::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Thu Jan 18 1990 04:51 | 12 |
|
re 10538
aka | bilk by Dick Carlin...
VERY good, I thought that might stump a few (aka) but I never thought
of acker bilk..... good one.
derek
and he's no stranger on my shore...
|
396.10552 | dunny --> Bradstreet | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Thu Jan 18 1990 07:29 | 0 |
396.10553 | Bradstreet --> Wall Street | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Jan 18 1990 17:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.10554 | Wall Street --> Gekko | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Thu Jan 18 1990 17:57 | 2 |
|
The film.
|
396.10555 | Gekko --> Zeppo | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here (now 50% off!) | Thu Jan 18 1990 21:06 | 7 |
|
The Marx Brother.
re "leaning tower" of "pizza":
-< leaning tower --> closed >-
I recently heard that the tower will be closed for a few years to
(yet again) try to keep it from falling over.
|
396.10556 | Zeppo -> chic - oh! | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jan 18 1990 21:11 | 4 |
|
the Marx brothers are still "in" as far as I'm concerned.
|
396.10557 | Chic - oh! --> Chic bluejeans | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Thu Jan 18 1990 23:00 | 12 |
|
Re the Marx Brothers:
Their stage names were
Groucho
Chico [Pronounced "chick - oh" on the thought he was a ladykiller]
Harpo
Zeppo [Effectively, the straight man]
Gummo [Not part of the act; he was an accountant or some-such:
[as I understand it, the Marxes got their nicknames at
[a card game where one of the players dubbed them.]
|
396.10558 | Chic blue jeans --> blue eyed genes | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Jan 19 1990 17:55 | 4 |
| . . . are recessive to brown eyed genes. Probably the only thing I remember
from high school biology. We didn't get the good stuff, like sex education.
Clay
|
396.10559 | blue eyed genes -> suite: judy blue eyes | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Jan 19 1990 19:03 | 2 |
| by CSN (or was it CSNY at that point?)
|
396.10560 | suite: judy blue eyes -> Thursdays and Saturdays | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jan 19 1990 19:46 | 1 |
| It was CSNY. SJBE has to be my all time fave!
|
396.10561 | Thursdays and Saturdays -> thirsty and sated | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jan 19 1990 20:31 | 3 |
|
totally consistent, I'm a Gemini.
|
396.10562 | thirsty and sated --> thirty and hate it | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here (now 50% off!) | Fri Jan 19 1990 21:07 | 2 |
|
My keyboard will not allow me to type the 19th letter of the alphabet :-).
|
396.10563 | Thirty and hate it ---> middle-aged | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Don't drink the (toilet) water. | Fri Jan 19 1990 21:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.10564 | middle-aged --> renaissanced | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sun Jan 21 1990 09:26 | 0 |
396.10565 | renaissanced -> reborn | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sun Jan 21 1990 15:30 | 0 |
396.10566 | reborn --> reinitialized | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Mon Jan 22 1990 08:06 | 0 |
396.10567 | reinitialized --> rebooted | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Jan 22 1990 17:03 | 0 |
396.10568 | rebooted --> new shoes | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Jan 22 1990 18:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.10569 | new shoes -> my shoes are... on top of the world | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Jan 22 1990 19:17 | 4 |
| a cool song by an obscure vocal group called "The Bobs". The most
accurate description of them I've seen is "They Sing like Gary Larson
(of "Far Side" fame) Draws"...
|
396.10570 | new shoes --> Gesundheit | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Jan 22 1990 19:18 | 0 |
396.10571 | | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Jan 22 1990 19:58 | 5 |
| Geshundheit --------------+
\
+--> Arctic explorer with a cold
/
shoes on top of the world -+
|
396.10572 | Arctic explorer with a cold --> Great Scott! | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Mon Jan 22 1990 20:04 | 9 |
|
Re "Thursday and Saturday":
-<Thursday and Saturday -> two-bath week>-
FWIW: In olden days in the U.S., people were reputed to bathe once
weekly -- on Saturday night. Whether this was to impress
a date or for Sunday churchgoing wasn't made clear.
|
396.10573 | Great Scott! -> kilted philanthropist | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Jan 22 1990 21:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.10574 | kilted philanthropist -> canceled stamp-collector | LYRIC::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Tue Jan 23 1990 20:31 | 2 |
| kilted philanthropist -> jilted philatelist -> canceled stamp-collector
|
396.10575 | canceled stamp-collector -> mared mailer maven | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jan 23 1990 21:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.10576 | mared mailer maven --> Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here (now 50% off!) | Tue Jan 23 1990 21:22 | 1 |
| Or is it Minnesota Manufacturing & Mining?
|
396.10577 | Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing --> plaid | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Jan 23 1990 21:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.10578 | plaid ---> flannel shirt | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Minor code 16: car vs guardrail | Tue Jan 23 1990 23:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.10579 | flannel shirt --> gray flannel suit | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Jan 23 1990 23:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.10580 | gray flannel suit -> blue suede shoes | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Tue Jan 23 1990 23:50 | 2 |
|
Anything goes these days! Right?
|
396.10581 | blue suede shoes -> an old fruit jar | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jan 24 1990 00:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.10582 | an old fruit jar -> lickety antiquity | MELEE::BIELSKI | huh? a new DECade??? | Wed Jan 24 1990 02:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.10583 | lickety antiquity --> popsicle stick | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Jan 24 1990 09:31 | 0 |
396.10584 | popsicle stick --> momsicle slip | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Wed Jan 24 1990 17:26 | 2 |
|
How does one go from "Blue Suede Shoes" to "Old Fruit Jar"?
|
396.10585 | momsicle slip -> kiddie cars | MELEE::BIELSKI | huh? a new DECade??? | Wed Jan 24 1990 17:33 | 4 |
|
re: from "Blue Suede Shoes" to "Old Fruit Jar" - weren't they
called "fruit boots" back then...?
|
396.10586 | kiddie cars --> Cadillac | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Jan 24 1990 17:48 | 1 |
| kiddie cars --> I wanna be a Cadillac when I grow up
|
396.10587 | Cowless | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Jan 24 1990 17:50 | 1 |
| Cadillac --> Lack of Cattle --> Cowless
|
396.10588 | Cadillac -> Cowless -> Cutlass | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Wed Jan 24 1990 18:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.10589 | cutlass --> cuirass | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Jan 24 1990 20:27 | 0 |
396.10590 | cuirass --> penicillin | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Thu Jan 25 1990 08:22 | 0 |
396.10591 | penicillin -> home-grown cure | MELEE::BIELSKI | huh? a new DECade??? | Thu Jan 25 1990 17:17 | 4 |
|
I'm sure there's some growing somewhere...I'm a lousy housekeeper.
|
396.10592 | home-grown Cure --> Band on the run | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Jan 25 1990 17:43 | 2 |
|
The Cure is a very good contemporary rock band. . .
|
396.10593 | Band on the run ---> The Beatles | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | I get weird ... | Thu Jan 25 1990 17:46 | 5 |
|
Ya know, in "A Hard Day's Night"?
Shawn L.
|
396.10594 | The Beatles -> The beetles | VISA::BIJAOUI | Banal comme un clown triste | Thu Jan 25 1990 18:50 | 4 |
|
I would have preferred something like:
Band on the run ---> Wings
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396.10595 | the beetles -> Bumble the Beadle | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Jan 25 1990 19:45 | 2 |
| from "oliver"
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396.10596 | Bumble the Beadle -> Rarely used football play | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 25 1990 20:51 | 7 |
|
Steve: Regarding Blue Suede Shoes -> an old fruit jar.
Same 'path' as Suite Judy Blue Eyes -> Thursdays and Saturdays....
jc
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396.10597 | rarely used football play --> onside kick | POOL::TRUMPLER | Thiotimoline sold here (now 50% off!) | Thu Jan 25 1990 20:58 | 1 |
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396.10598 | onside kick -> whoops! THUD! (slipsies...) | MELEE::BIELSKI | huh? a new DECade??? | Thu Jan 25 1990 21:21 | 1 |
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396.10599 | whoops! THUD! --> Thunderthud | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Fri Jan 26 1990 02:41 | 0 |
396.10600 | Thunderthud --> Thor --> no Thaddle, thilly | BERAQ::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Fri Jan 26 1990 04:41 | 1 |
|
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396.10601 | no Thaddle, thilly => I'll thkweam and thkweam till I'm thick | MARVIN::KNOWLES | intentionally left blank | Fri Jan 26 1990 18:13 | 1 |
|
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396.10602 | I'll thkweam and thkweam....-> Thtop that wacket! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Jan 26 1990 18:26 | 1 |
|
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396.10603 | Thtop that wacket!-->I taut I taw a puddy tat! | CTOAVX::OAKES | Its Deja Vu all over again... | Fri Jan 26 1990 19:28 | 1 |
|
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396.10604 | | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Fri Jan 26 1990 19:38 | 3 |
|
I taut I taw a puddy tat! -> I did! I did see a puddy tat!
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396.10605 | I did see a puddy tat! --> that wascal wabbit | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jan 26 1990 20:13 | 1 |
| I watch Saturday cartoons, too!
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396.10606 | that wascal wabbit --> Eh .. what's up, Doc? | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Sat Jan 27 1990 00:30 | 2 |
|
That should be "wascally."
|
396.10607 | What's up, Doc? -> What's Opera, Doc | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Sat Jan 27 1990 00:42 | 2 |
| one of my fave episodes...
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396.10608 | win free | MELEE::BIELSKI | huh? a new DECade??? | Sat Jan 27 1990 02:17 | 7 |
|
^
|
|
What's Opera, Doc -> Opra Winfrey -
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396.10609 | win free --> prime time | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sat Jan 27 1990 02:43 | 0 |
396.10610 | prime time --> second time --> around | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Sat Jan 27 1990 04:26 | 0 |
396.10611 | Around --> To it | SHARE::SATOW | | Sun Jan 28 1990 07:00 | 0 |
396.10612 | To it --> of the Year | POOL::TRUMPLER | This space for rent --> <-- | Sun Jan 28 1990 22:06 | 2 |
|
Monty Python once broadcast the contest...
|
396.10613 | of the year - annual | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Montana's going to Disney again!! | Mon Jan 29 1990 16:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.10614 | annual --> manual | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Jan 29 1990 17:31 | 1 |
|
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396.10615 | manual --> labor | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Jan 29 1990 17:56 | 0 |
396.10616 | labor -> -saving devices | MELEE::BIELSKI | huh? a new DECade??? | Mon Jan 29 1990 18:09 | 2 |
|
...and its old news that Digital has it now.
|
396.10617 | -saving devices --> piggy banks | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Jan 29 1990 18:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.10618 | piggy bank -> cash cache | LEZAH::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Jan 29 1990 18:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.10619 | cash cache ---> wall safe | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Montana's going to Disney again!! | Mon Jan 29 1990 20:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.10620 | cash cache -> coin collector | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jan 29 1990 20:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.10621 | coin collector --> I R S | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Jan 29 1990 21:54 | 0 |
396.10622 | I R S -> Ire ( or, I & I for you Rastas... ) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jan 29 1990 23:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.10623 | repressed anger | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Jan 30 1990 00:24 | 5 |
| wall safe --> hidden --> +
\
+--> repressed anger
/
coin collector --> ... --> ire +
|
396.10624 | repressed anger -> pent-up demand | MELEE::BIELSKI | huh? a new DECade??? | Tue Jan 30 1990 02:01 | 3 |
|
Does that make us market-driven?
|
396.10625 | pent-up demand -> Playboy release :-) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 01 1990 19:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.10626 | Playboy release --> Monte Carlo | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Feb 01 1990 21:21 | 0 |
396.10627 | Monte Carlo --> Monte Christo | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Thu Feb 01 1990 23:18 | 2 |
|
This "Counts," doesn't it?
|
396.10628 | Monte Christo -> three card monte | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 01 1990 23:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.10629 | three card monte --> Three Finger Jake | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Thu Feb 01 1990 23:27 | 3 |
|
... Obscure gasngster...
|
396.10630 | Three Finger Jake --> One-eyed Jack | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Feb 02 1990 06:47 | 0 |
396.10631 | One-Eyed Jack -> True Grit... | MACNAS::DKEATING | Gossip and Innuendo Columnist for News at Six | Fri Feb 02 1990 16:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.10632 | True Grit -> Rooster Cogburn | LYRIC::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Feb 02 1990 18:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.10633 | Rooster Cogburn --> Barbecued Chicken | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Feb 02 1990 22:04 | 0 |
396.10634 | barbecued chicken --> tarred and feathered | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Feb 02 1990 23:55 | 0 |
396.10635 | tarred and feathers --> goosedown comforter | LESCOM::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Sat Feb 03 1990 01:00 | 2 |
|
Dialect, as in "Ah'm tarred," meaning that the speaker is weary.
|
396.10636 | goosedown comforter --> Southern Comfort | POOL::TRUMPLER | Steers like a cow | Sat Feb 03 1990 01:49 | 4 |
|
Providing a somewhat different kind of comfort...
Hic!
|
396.10637 | Southern Comfort --> Southern Belle | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Sat Feb 03 1990 09:55 | 0 |
396.10638 | Southern Belle --> Belle Dame Sans Merci | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Mon Feb 05 1990 00:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.10639 | Belle Dame Sans Merci --> Margaret Thatcher | STRIKR::RAYER | | Mon Feb 05 1990 18:36 | 3 |
|
Perhaps not 'Belle'?
|
396.10640 | Margaret Thatcher -> Iron Lady - > launderess | WELMTS::HILL | Technology is my Vorpal sword | Mon Feb 05 1990 18:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.10641 | launderess -> lawn duress -> dandelions | LYRIC::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Mon Feb 05 1990 19:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.10642 | dandelions - great pumas | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Le Freak - c'est chic!! | Mon Feb 05 1990 21:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.10643 | great pumas - > ele(gant) fonts | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Feb 05 1990 21:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.10644 | ele(gant) fonts --> Hel(l) vet [ica] | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Tue Feb 06 1990 00:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.10645 | Hell vet --> Dr. Faust | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Feb 06 1990 01:39 | 0 |
396.10646 | Helvetica --> hell vet --> Cerberus | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Feb 06 1990 01:49 | 0 |
396.10647 | Cerberus --> Sir, burr us | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Tue Feb 06 1990 02:15 | 0 |
396.10648 | | LESNET::KALLIS | Efts have feelings, too. | Tue Feb 06 1990 17:51 | 7 |
| Dr. Faust --> Faust in War --> Washington --> President -+
|
|
Sir, burr us --> Aaron Burr --> Alexander Hamilton ------+
|
Running <- Election <- Congress <-- Washington Follies --+
|
396.10649 | Election -> Running -> Fixxed | POOL::TRUMPLER | Steers like a cow | Tue Feb 06 1990 21:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.10650 | Fixxed --> running in place | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Feb 07 1990 00:18 | 0 |
396.10651 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Feb 07 1990 00:27 | 7 |
|
Fixxed --+--> running in place ---> R.I.P.
| ^
| |
+-----------------------------------+
|
396.10652 | R.I.P. --> Royal Instant Pudding ( a UK delicacy?) | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Wed Feb 07 1990 05:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.10653 | Royal Instant Pudding -> Princess Margaret | MACNAS::DKEATING | Gossip and Innuendo Columnist for News at Six | Wed Feb 07 1990 15:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.10654 | Princess Margaret -> Queen Victoria | MELEE::BIELSKI | Is this the new DECade??? | Wed Feb 07 1990 18:11 | 3 |
|
Didn't she put the "dour" in "dour-ger" ?
|
396.10655 | Queen Victoria -> Victoria Station | VISA::BIJAOUI | Banal comme un clown triste | Wed Feb 07 1990 18:56 | 1 |
|
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396.10656 | Victoria Station -> Victoria Falls | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Feb 07 1990 20:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.10657 | Victoria Falls -> whooops | MELEE::BIELSKI | Is this the new DECade??? | Wed Feb 07 1990 21:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.10658 | whooops --> pig ring | POOL::TRUMPLER | Steers like a cow | Wed Feb 07 1990 21:23 | 2 |
|
--> sow hoop -->
|
396.10659 | pig ring -> sowing circle ;) | LYRIC::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Thu Feb 08 1990 00:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.10660 | sowing circle -> quilters in a hula-hoop | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 08 1990 01:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.10661 | quilters in a hula-hoop -> filters in a pooper-scoop | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Thu Feb 08 1990 16:01 | 0 |
396.10662 | filters in a pooper-scoop --> low-tar poop --> Army info | LESNET::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Feb 08 1990 19:07 | 2 |
|
Well, it works with cigarettes....
|
396.10663 | Army info --> Inyo farm | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Thu Feb 08 1990 20:52 | 2 |
|
Inyo is a county in California.
|
396.10664 | inyo farm -> inyo nose wid a rubba hose | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu Feb 08 1990 21:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.10665 | inyo nose wid a rubba hose -> critical condition | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 08 1990 22:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.10666 | critical condition -> cynical Pollyanna | MELEE::BIELSKI | Is this the new DECade??? | Fri Feb 09 1990 00:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.10667 | cynical Pollyanna --> cyclical Polly Adler | LESNET::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Fri Feb 09 1990 01:15 | 3 |
|
Polly Adler was a famous madam (author of a book, _A House Is Not
a Home_).
|
396.10668 | cyclical Polly Adler --> Mayflower Madam | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Feb 09 1990 17:21 | 0 |
396.10669 | Mayflower Madam -> Plymouth Rocks | MELEE::BIELSKI | Is this the new DECade??? | Fri Feb 09 1990 17:51 | 2 |
|
...when the scandal breaks.
|
396.10670 | Plymouth Rocks -> Bad shocks | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Fri Feb 09 1990 18:11 | 2 |
|
It needs new shock absorbers...
|
396.10671 | Bad shocks -> Shocking Experience | DDIF::FRIDAY | Patience averts the severe decree | Fri Feb 09 1990 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.10672 | Shocking experience -> You light up my life ...ZAP! | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Feb 09 1990 18:50 | 1 |
| .....220, 230, whatever it takes
|
396.10673 | you light up my life -> blowtorch | LYRIC::BOBBITT | there's heat beneath your winter | Fri Feb 09 1990 19:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.10674 | blowtorch --> weld --> governor? | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Fri Feb 09 1990 20:45 | 2 |
|
William Weld is a candidate for governor of Massachusetts.
|
396.10675 | governor --> bloke | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Feb 09 1990 21:41 | 0 |
396.10676 | bloke --> broke | PROXY::CANTOR | Go ahead; quote my say. | Sun Feb 11 1990 20:47 | 7 |
| ...
When I was a kid I thought that 'bloke' was a dirty word.
Dave C.
|
396.10677 | broke ->> skint | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Mon Feb 12 1990 16:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.10678 | skint --> skinflint | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Feb 12 1990 17:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.10679 | skinflint -> you scratch my back, and ... | MELEE::BIELSKI | Is this the new DECade??? | Mon Feb 12 1990 17:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.10680 | you scratch my back and ... => pumice | MARVIN::KNOWLES | intentionally Rive Gauche | Mon Feb 12 1990 18:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.10681 | pumice->volcanic froth | DDIF::FRIDAY | Patience averts the severe decree | Mon Feb 12 1990 18:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.10682 | volcanic froth -> Lava Soap | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Feb 12 1990 20:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.10683 | Lava Soap -> 99 44/100 % grit | MELEE::BIELSKI | Is this the new DECade??? | Mon Feb 12 1990 21:03 | 2 |
|
Ivory soap used to be advertised as 99 and 44/100 percent pure.
|
396.10684 | 99 44/100 % grit --> Rooster Cogburn | LESNET::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Mon Feb 12 1990 23:31 | 2 |
|
And that's "True."
|
396.10685 | Rooster Cogburn -> New York Strut | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 13 1990 18:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.10686 | Simon and Garfunkel | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Feb 13 1990 18:35 | 13 |
| New York strut --> New York s*ut --> Whores on Seventh Avenue --+
|
|
Simon and Garfunkel <--+
Then I'm layin' out my summer clothes
and lookin' for a job, but I get no offers,
just a come on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
I do declare, there were times I was so lonesome
I took some refuge there.
from "The Boxer" by Simon and Garfunnkel
|
396.10687 | Simon and Garfunkel -> Call me Al | MELEE::BIELSKI | Is this the new DECade??? | Tue Feb 13 1990 20:05 | 8 |
|
You can be my body guard,
I can be your long lost pal.
I can call you Betty,
You can call me Al.
- I think the title is "Call Me Al", sung
by Paul Simon; dunno where Garfunkel went.
|
396.10688 | Call me Al -> Al! | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Tue Feb 13 1990 21:52 | 0 |
396.10689 | Al ---> American League | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Life Is Just a Fantasy ... baby! | Tue Feb 13 1990 21:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.10690 | American League --> lockout | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Feb 13 1990 22:12 | 1 |
| Boo-hoo!
|
396.10691 | lockout --> lockup | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Tue Feb 13 1990 23:12 | 4 |
|
The old _Gangbusters_ radio show used to feature the sound of marchibng
feet, coming to a stop; then a voice would call, "Into your cells!"
What followed was the sound of slamming doors made of iron bars....
|
396.10692 | lockup --> on ice | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Feb 14 1990 01:14 | 0 |
396.10693 | on ice ---> chilled | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Life Is Just a Fantasy ... baby! | Wed Feb 14 1990 01:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.10694 | chilled --> With a Twist | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Wed Feb 14 1990 02:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.10695 | With a Twist --> Chubby Checker | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Wed Feb 14 1990 08:58 | 0 |
396.10696 | Chubby Checker -> Slim Whitman... | MACNAS::DKEATING | Shake a Shamrock in Italy | Wed Feb 14 1990 13:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.10697 | Slim Whitman... -> Fats Domino | MELEE::BIELSKI | Is this the new DECade??? | Wed Feb 14 1990 17:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.10698 | | LESNET::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Wed Feb 14 1990 17:22 | 1 |
| -<Fats Domino --> Minnesota Fats --> Indiana Jones>-
|
396.10699 | Indiana Jones -> Archaeology | OSLACT::HENRIKW | | Wed Feb 14 1990 17:41 | 0 |
396.10700 | Archaeology --> ancien regime | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Feb 14 1990 21:24 | 0 |
396.10701 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Feb 14 1990 22:08 | 2 |
| Ancien(t) regime --> Ancient Grime --> Under the refrigerator
|
396.10702 | under the refrigerator -> under the boardwalk | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Feb 14 1990 23:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.10703 | under the boardwalk --> over the rainbow | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Feb 15 1990 00:22 | 2 |
|
... Somewhere ...
|
396.10704 | over the rainbow --> over the moon | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Thu Feb 15 1990 01:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.10705 | over the moon -> under the stars | MELEE::BIELSKI | Is this the new DECade??? | Thu Feb 15 1990 01:28 | 3 |
|
Wasn't this from an old (at least its old now) Vaughn Monroe song?
|
396.10706 | under the stars --> groupie | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Thu Feb 15 1990 01:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.10707 | groupie --> guppy | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Feb 15 1990 04:20 | 0 |
396.10708 | guppy --> yuppie puppy | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Feb 15 1990 17:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.10709 | yuppie puppy --> dog in a Benneton sweater | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Feb 15 1990 17:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.10710 | dog in a Benneton sweater -> blind date | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 15 1990 19:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.10711 | blind date -> Mystery Date | LYRIC::BOBBITT | there's heat beneath your winter | Thu Feb 15 1990 19:29 | 5 |
| an ollllllld board game where you could get
"a dreamboat"
or
"a dud"
|
396.10712 | Mystery Date -> Generic Fruit | DDIF::FRIDAY | Patience averts the severe decree | Thu Feb 15 1990 19:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.10713 | Generic Fruit --> House Weirdo | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Feb 15 1990 19:57 | 2 |
|
Well ...
|
396.10714 | ...and a shave. | MELEE::BIELSKI | Is this the new DECade??? | Thu Feb 15 1990 20:39 | 2 |
|
...to be said by a traditionalist on entering a mod hair salon.
|
396.10715 | ...and a shave -> close or under arm? | MACNAS::DKEATING | Shake a Shamrock in Italy | Thu Feb 15 1990 20:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.10716 | close or under arm? --> cheek to cheek | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Feb 15 1990 22:32 | 0 |
396.10717 | cheek to cheek --> confrontational nerviness | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Feb 15 1990 23:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.10718 | -> take ten paces, turn, and fire. | MELEE::BIELSKI | Is this the new DECade??? | Fri Feb 16 1990 02:28 | 2 |
|
...oh, perhaps I have the wrong cheeks.
|
396.10719 | ... turn and fire --> bombs away! | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Feb 16 1990 03:03 | 0 |
396.10720 | bombs away! --> boom! | AITG::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, nice person | Fri Feb 16 1990 03:26 | 0 |
396.10721 | boom! --> Hot Diggety Dog Ziggety Boom | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Fri Feb 16 1990 04:14 | 0 |
396.10722 | hot diggety dog ziggety boom --> hole-digging hound | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Feb 16 1990 17:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.10723 | hole-digging hound --> villainous gravedigger | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Fri Feb 16 1990 18:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.10724 | villainous gravedigger --> Dr. Frankenstein | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Feb 16 1990 20:59 | 0 |
396.10725 | Dr. Frankenstein -> Dogs and Suds | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 16 1990 23:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.10726 | dogs and suds -> Spud's a dud | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Feb 16 1990 23:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.10727 | Spud's a dud --> Spud's a puppymaker --> pups --> pops | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Fri Feb 16 1990 23:51 | 3 |
|
Spuds McKenzie's really a female dog, not a male. Kinda makes you
wonder what things are coming to ....
|
396.10728 | pops --> snaps and crackles | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sat Feb 17 1990 02:03 | 0 |
396.10729 | snaps and crackles --> knuckles | AITG::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, nice person | Sun Feb 18 1990 06:03 | 0 |
396.10730 | knuckles_---> take-off imminent | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Mon Feb 19 1990 01:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.10731 | take-off imminent --> Overture to `Gypsy' | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Feb 19 1990 17:50 | 1 |
| "Gypsy" was a musical play/movie based on Gypsy Rose Lee, the stripper.
|
396.10732 | Overature to `Gypsy' --> Dance of the Seven Veils | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Mon Feb 19 1990 18:55 | 2 |
|
A kinda Arabian striptease.
|
396.10733 | Dance of the Seven Veils -> Sheer delight | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Feb 19 1990 21:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.10734 | Sheer delight -> sublime fantasy | MELEE::BIELSKI | Is this the new DECade??? | Mon Feb 19 1990 22:36 | 3 |
|
"The best way to handle your wildest fantasies is to live them to
the hilt." (from an old issue of Penthouse magazine; the rest escapes me.)
|
396.10735 | sublime fantasy -> Lime Jello | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Mon Feb 19 1990 22:54 | 4 |
|
I'll let you take that response wherever you want.....
I take no responsability for your mind....
|
396.10736 | Lime jello --> gelatin salad | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | I'M SHOUTING: I DON'T KNOW WHY!! | Tue Feb 20 1990 02:20 | 5 |
|
One of my favorites from my mother's recipe collection.
Shawn L.
|
396.10737 | gelatin salad --> Vegemite sandwich | AITG::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, nice person | Tue Feb 20 1990 04:07 | 0 |
396.10738 | Vegemite sandwich --> I come from a land Downunder | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Are you proud of Digital's computers? | Tue Feb 20 1990 06:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.10739 | | MACNAS::DKEATING | Shake a Shamrock in Italy | Tue Feb 20 1990 17:09 | 2 |
| I come from a land downunder -> Kylie's Country ?
|
396.10740 | Kylie's Country -> Outland | MELEE::BIELSKI | Don't panic prematurely. | Tue Feb 20 1990 19:00 | 2 |
|
a favorite cartoon series in the Sunday comics section of my newpaper.
|
396.10741 | Outland -> Opus | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Feb 20 1990 19:37 | 1 |
| (I'd rather return to "Bloom County")
|
396.10742 | Opus -> Soup (as in Duck, Chicken, +y Sales ) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 20 1990 19:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.10743 | soup --> in the soup --> hot water | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Feb 20 1990 20:36 | 0 |
396.10744 | hot water -> cold shower | MACNAS::DKEATING | Shake a Shamrock in Italy | Tue Feb 20 1990 21:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.10745 | cold shower => chill out | MELEE::BIELSKI | Don't panic prematurely. | Tue Feb 20 1990 21:15 | 2 |
|
, she said icily.
|
396.10746 | chill out -> chilli(n) | VISA::BIJAOUI | Banal comme un clown triste | Tue Feb 20 1990 21:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.10747 | chilli(n) --> gran'chillin | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Feb 20 1990 23:04 | 1 |
|
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396.10748 | gran'chillin -> GRAN'CHILLIN | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 21 1990 00:07 | 1 |
| Obviously Great-...
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396.10749 | GRAN'CHILLIN' --> Big Freeze | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Feb 21 1990 00:13 | 1 |
|
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396.10750 | Big Freeze --> Popsicle | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Is winter almost over? | Wed Feb 21 1990 01:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.10751 | Big Freeze -> F-F-Farenheit or C-C-Celsius? | MELEE::BIELSKI | Don't panic prematurely. | Wed Feb 21 1990 02:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.10752 | F-F-Farenheit or C-C-Celsius? --> multiple degrees | AITG::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, nice person | Wed Feb 21 1990 06:05 | 0 |
396.10753 | multiple degrees? --> not at -40 | WELMTS::HILL | Technology is my Vorpal sword | Wed Feb 21 1990 12:53 | 0 |
396.10754 | not at -40 -> try next door... | MACNAS::DKEATING | Shake a Shamrock in Italy | Wed Feb 21 1990 13:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.10755 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Wed Feb 21 1990 17:20 | 4 |
| popsicle ----------------+
|
|
try next door -----------+--> no popsicles here ---> shortage
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396.10756 | shortage -> Bermuda Shorts | LEZAH::BOBBITT | there's heat beneath your winter | Wed Feb 21 1990 18:57 | 1 |
|
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396.10757 | Bermuda Shorts --> Island cartoons | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Wed Feb 21 1990 20:43 | 4 |
|
For the younger set: "Shorts" is, er, short for "short subjects."
as in things shown in theaters other than
feature films.
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396.10758 | Island cartoons --> Gilligens Island | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Is winter almost over? | Thu Feb 22 1990 00:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.10759 | Gilligens Island -> GI | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 22 1990 01:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.10760 | GI -> tummyache | MELEE::BIELSKI | Don't panic prematurely. | Thu Feb 22 1990 02:15 | 2 |
|
Gastro-Intestinal
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396.10761 | tummyache --> flu | AITG::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, nice person | Thu Feb 22 1990 05:14 | 0 |
396.10762 | flu --> blue | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Thu Feb 22 1990 12:34 | 0 |
396.10763 | blue --> blood | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Feb 22 1990 17:17 | 2 |
|
Let's get this to a more nearly elite plane....
|
396.10764 | blood -> colors | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 22 1990 21:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.10765 | blood --> colors --> DOA | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Feb 22 1990 21:48 | 1 |
| Elitism, ha!
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396.10766 | colors -> spectrum | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu Feb 22 1990 21:48 | 1 |
| every color
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396.10767 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Feb 22 1990 22:25 | 3 |
| DOA ----------------------+
|
spectrum --> specter -----+---> spooks --> phantoms --> haunting
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396.10768 | Haunting --> Casper the Friendly Ghost | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Is winter almost over? | Fri Feb 23 1990 02:30 | 1 |
|
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396.10769 | Casper --> Casbah --> cash bar | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Fri Feb 23 1990 05:49 | 0 |
396.10770 | cash bar --> DTs | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Feb 23 1990 17:18 | 1 |
|
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396.10771 | DTs -> PCBs | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Feb 23 1990 19:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.10772 | PCBs -> toxins | WELMTS::HILL | Technology is my Vorpal sword | Fri Feb 23 1990 19:35 | 1 |
|
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396.10773 | toxins -> "The bells, the bells" | WELMTS::HILL | Technology is my Vorpal sword | Fri Feb 23 1990 19:36 | 1 |
| OK it relies on phonetics!
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396.10774 | "the bells, the bells" -> the lunchbag of Notre Dame | LYRIC::BOBBITT | there's heat beneath your winter | Fri Feb 23 1990 19:49 | 1 |
|
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396.10775 | lunchbag of Notre Dame --> shoofly pie | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Feb 23 1990 20:54 | 0 |
396.10776 | shoofly pie -> Taylor Tot | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 23 1990 21:46 | 9 |
|
Apologies for anyone reading an entry earlier this week that was
blood -> homeboy. I realized after writing that a reply 'homeboy'
could be misinterpreted. I deleted the reply and replaced it with
blood -> colors.
( Just in case you thought you were seeing things.... :-) )
jc
shoofly pie -> shoofly -> walker ->
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396.10777 | Taylor Tot --> Sunshine Juice | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Is winter almost over? | Fri Feb 23 1990 22:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.10778 | Sunshine Juice --> Moonshine | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Feb 23 1990 23:04 | 0 |
396.10779 | moonshine --> still secret | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Sun Feb 25 1990 01:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.10780 | still secret --> I'll never tell. | AITG::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, nice person | Sun Feb 25 1990 22:37 | 0 |
396.10781 | I'll never tell. => *never* say "never" | MELEE::BIELSKI | Don't panic prematurely. | Mon Feb 26 1990 18:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.10782 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Mon Feb 26 1990 18:40 | 1 |
| never say never --> aphorism --> saw --> hammer --> Mike --> camera --> TV
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396.10783 | TV -> Clothes make the man ... :-) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Feb 26 1990 19:03 | 1 |
|
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396.10784 | Clothes make the man ... :-) >>> but woman makes the difference ;-))) | MELEE::BIELSKI | Don't panic prematurely. | Mon Feb 26 1990 20:56 | 2 |
|
don't mind me, I just got back from a few daze off.
|
396.10785 | but woman makes the difference -> Amen ? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 27 1990 00:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.10786 | Amen? --> name | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Tue Feb 27 1990 17:52 | 2 |
|
"Amen" spelled siderways is "name."
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396.10787 | name --> name? --> Call me Ishmael | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Feb 27 1990 17:59 | 0 |
396.10788 | Call me Ishmael -> Nubian | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 27 1990 19:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.10789 | Nubian -> What are you going to do with THAT!? | WELMTS::HILL | Technology is my Vorpal sword | Tue Feb 27 1990 21:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.10790 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Tue Feb 27 1990 23:29 | 13 |
| Nubian --> what are you going to do with THAT!? --+
|
|
+ Take it to Egypt with me on my forthcoming visit <+
|
|
+--> Tour equipment --> touring --> test
Nubia was not that far away from Egypt.
The Turing Test was to determine whether one was communicating with
something that was intelligent or something "strictly" mechanical.
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396.10791 | test -->> testy | MELEE::BIELSKI | Don't panic prematurely. | Wed Feb 28 1990 01:38 | 2 |
|
the recent trip to Nubia/Egypt was hot and tiring... ;-)
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396.10792 | testy -> What they do at the Salada Company... | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 28 1990 17:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.10793 | what they do at Salada -> Make their fortunes! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | there's heat beneath your winter | Wed Feb 28 1990 19:14 | 1 |
|
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396.10794 | Make their fortunes! -> bag persons | MELEE::BIELSKI | Don't panic prematurely. | Wed Feb 28 1990 21:28 | 2 |
|
tea- or money-
|
396.10795 | bag persons -> mafia | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 28 1990 21:42 | 1 |
|
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396.10796 | mafia -> concrete overshoes | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Feb 28 1990 22:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.10797 | concrete overshoes -> hard "souls" | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 28 1990 23:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.10798 | hard "souls" -> Heart and Soul | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu Mar 01 1990 01:17 | 2 |
|
I still picture Tom Hanks "dancing" with Robert Loggia in "Big"
|
396.10799 | Heart and Soul --> heart and sole --> meats --> conferences | LESNET::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Mar 01 1990 01:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.10800 | conferences --> NOTES | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | | Thu Mar 01 1990 18:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.10801 | NOTES -=>> overpaperworked | MELEE::BIELSKI | or you can call me Al... | Thu Mar 01 1990 21:29 | 2 |
|
I'm still a hard-copy junkie.
|
396.10803 | life -> the universe ->Everything! | WELMTS::HILL | Technology is my Vorpal sword | Thu Mar 01 1990 21:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.10804 | Everything! -> That's All, Folks! | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Mar 01 1990 21:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.10805 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Mar 01 1990 23:07 | 4 |
| Overpaperworked ------------+
|
|
That's all, Folks ! --------+---> Vacation time
|
396.10806 | Vacation time --> Credit Card Bill | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Mar 01 1990 23:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.10807 | Credit Card Bill -> Rail Road Bill | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Mar 01 1990 23:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.10808 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Fri Mar 02 1990 01:03 | 1 |
| Rail Road Bill --> Buffalo Bill --> Buffalo Wings --> Buffalo Squadron
|
396.10809 | Ozone Hole | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Mar 02 1990 01:11 | 7 |
| Buffalo Squadron --> Buffalo Chips --> Silicon Buffalo --> GaAs Buffalo --+
|
Ozone Hole <-- Buffalo Gas <--+
It was reported recently that one of the reasons for the depletion of the
ozone layer is methane in well, er, bowel gas emitted by cattle.
|
396.10810 | Ozone hole --> Los Angeles' Air! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Is winter almost over? | Fri Mar 02 1990 02:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.10811 | Los Angeles' Air! -> Chicago's Air! (Jordan) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Mar 02 1990 18:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.10812 | Boston's air (foul?) -> Texas Air (plain?) :-) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Mar 02 1990 22:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.10813 | Chicago's Air (Jordan) -> Boston's air (foul?) | MELEE::BIELSKI | or you can call me Al... | Fri Mar 02 1990 22:50 | 9 |
|
Greater New England, including nearby Boston, is rumored to be
under siege from (mostly) mid-west pollutants. Congress is working on
the problem, Mr. Reagan is rumored to be studying to catch up on the
issue.
Recent mention of methane gas emissions for some reason remineded me
of the Massachusetts legislature & this year's/next year's state budget
CHALLENGES.....
|
396.10814 | Get My? | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Mar 02 1990 23:03 | 10 |
| Texas Air --> Continental --> Drift --> Get my?
Continental Airlines is owned by Texas Air (Corp).
re: .10812, 10813.
Amazin' -- .10812 must be a mind reader.
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396.10815 | Get My? --> Point?? | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Is winter almost over? | Sat Mar 03 1990 00:21 | 1 |
|
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396.10816 | point? -> finger | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Sat Mar 03 1990 00:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.10817 | finger -> food | MELEE::BIELSKI | or you can call me Al... | Sat Mar 03 1990 02:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.10818 | food --> forethought | AITG::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, nice person | Sun Mar 04 1990 09:01 | 0 |
396.10819 | forethought -> hindsight | LEZAH::BOBBITT | there's heat beneath your winter | Mon Mar 05 1990 04:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.10820 | darn it! | UILA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Mon Mar 05 1990 07:53 | 10 |
|
forethought --> dreaming of _that_ hole in one -+
|
Hindsight --> 20/20 ---> office application ---> the other hole-in-one
---> darn it !
|
396.10821 | darn it! --> worn sock | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Mon Mar 05 1990 17:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.10822 | worn sock --> Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, Mo' | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Mar 05 1990 18:03 | 1 |
| A song from the musical "Damn Yankees"
|
396.10823 | Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, Mo' --> Field of Dreams | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Mon Mar 05 1990 21:14 | 2 |
| You want to find Shoeless Joe? Just build this baseball diamond
in the middle of a cornfield, and wait...
|
396.10824 | Field of Dreams -> Tangerine Dream(s) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Mar 05 1990 21:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.10825 | Tangerine Dream --> The Keep | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Mon Mar 05 1990 22:32 | 3 |
|
Tangerine Dream did the soundtrack for the film [_The Keep_], one
of the more enjoyabler of its type.
|
396.10826 | The Keep -> The Cookie Jar | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Mar 06 1990 01:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.10827 | The Cookie Jar --> The Refrigerator | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Tue Mar 06 1990 03:14 | 0 |
396.10828 | The Refrigerator ---> Raymond Perry [is that his name?] | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | | Tue Mar 06 1990 03:40 | 3 |
|
[The obvious choice]
|
396.10829 | Raymond Perry --> receiving lineman | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Mar 06 1990 17:16 | 5 |
| No, it's William Perry. He's a defensive lineman for the Chicago
Bears. Raymond Berry is the ex-coach of the NE Patriots. He used
to be an all-star receiver for the Colts.
--b
|
396.10830 | receiving lineman --> Wichita Lineman | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Mar 06 1990 17:53 | 0 |
396.10831 | Wichita Lineman --> It | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Tue Mar 06 1990 18:50 | 4 |
|
In the movie, _It Came From Outer Space_, scripted by Ray Bradbury,
some linemen were involved. Bradbury's father was a lineman, I
believe.
|
396.10832 | It -> genderally noncommital | MELEE::BIELSKI | special(?) agent @MKO | Tue Mar 06 1990 19:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.10833 | genderally noncommital -> UNIX | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Mar 06 1990 20:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.10834 | UNIX --> not nine | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Tue Mar 06 1990 21:07 | 0 |
396.10835 | Not nine --> How about ten? | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Is winter almost over? | Tue Mar 06 1990 21:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.10836 | How about ten? -> now eleven, now twelve in the back! | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Mar 06 1990 23:34 | 2 |
|
Auction Fever strikes again!
|
396.10837 | . . . now twelve in the back --> Et tu, Brutus? | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Mar 06 1990 23:39 | 0 |
396.10838 | Et tu, Brutus -> Beware the Ides ! ( Coming Soon! ) | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Mar 06 1990 23:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.10839 | Beware the Ides -> I'd Rather Be... | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Mar 06 1990 23:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.10840 | I'd Rather Be... -> Noting | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Wed Mar 07 1990 02:21 | 0 |
396.10841 | Noting ---> addiction | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | | Wed Mar 07 1990 16:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.10842 | addiction -> subtriction | MELEE::BIELSKI | special(?) agent @MKO | Wed Mar 07 1990 17:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.10843 | subtriction -> poor diction | EGAV01::DKEATING | Shake a Shamrock in Italia'90 | Wed Mar 07 1990 19:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.10844 | poor diction --> perdition | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Mar 07 1990 21:28 | 0 |
396.10845 | perdition --> prediction | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Thu Mar 08 1990 03:39 | 0 |
396.10846 | prediction -> trading futures | MELEE::BIELSKI | special(?) agent @MKO | Thu Mar 08 1990 17:19 | 2 |
|
a risky business.
|
396.10847 | trading futures --> alternative fates | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Mar 08 1990 17:56 | 2 |
|
So much for determinism ...
|
396.10848 | alternative fates -> Chronologically Separated | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Mar 08 1990 19:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.10849 | chronologically separated -> chronosynclastic infundibulum | LYRIC::BOBBITT | the phoenix-flowering dark rose | Thu Mar 08 1990 20:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.10850 | chronosynclastic infundibulum -=> SHAZAM! | MELEE::BIELSKI | special(?) agent @MKO | Thu Mar 08 1990 21:29 | 8 |
|
...get me outta here, I've lost the language.
"Shazam" was used by a comicstrip hero whose name I can't recall, to
turn himself from a mere mortal into a superhero by invoking power from
above, complete with lightning bolt.
Yes, I was born in *this* century.
|
396.10851 | SHAZAM --> Boom! | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Mar 08 1990 23:30 | 15 |
|
Re "chronosynclastic infundibulum":
-<chronosynclastic infundibulum --> sirens>-
... the phenomenon was chronicled in Vonnegut's _The Sirens of Titan_.
>"Shazam" was used by a comicstrip hero whose name I can't recall, to
>turn himself from a mere mortal into a superhero by invoking power from
>above, complete with lightning bolt.
Comic-book character. The [real] Captain Marvel, whose alter-ego
is Billy Batson.
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396.10852 | Boom! Dynamite | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Is winter almost over? | Fri Mar 09 1990 02:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.10853 | | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Is winter almost over? | Fri Mar 09 1990 02:15 | 2 |
|
|
396.10854 | --> Let there be light. | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Fri Mar 09 1990 03:28 | 0 |
396.10855 | Gabriel | IOSG::ROBERTS | Equally different, beautifully plain | Fri Mar 09 1990 14:22 | 1 |
| ---> Let there Be Light ----> (ex) Genesis ----> Peter --->
|
396.10856 | Gabriel -> Gabrielle | VISA::BIJAOUI | Banal comme un clown triste | Fri Mar 09 1990 14:36 | 1 |
|
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396.10857 | Gabrielle -> but she's no angel! | MACNAS::DKEATING | Shake a Shamrock in Italia'90 | Fri Mar 09 1990 16:52 | 1 |
|
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396.10858 | but she's no angel! -> so, help her find Heaven | MELEE::BIELSKI | special(?) agent @MKO | Fri Mar 09 1990 18:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.10859 | help her find heaven --> Story of O | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Mar 09 1990 18:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.10860 | Story of O -> Slave to Detail | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Mar 09 1990 19:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.10861 | slave to detail -> Mork calling Orson | MACNAS::DKEATING | Shake a Shamrock in Italia'90 | Fri Mar 09 1990 20:33 | 1 |
|
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396.10862 | Mork calling Orson ->...-> Car 54 Where are You? | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Mar 10 1990 00:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.10863 | Car 54 Where Are You? -> Lost in Space | MELEE::BIELSKI | special(?) agent @MKO | Sat Mar 10 1990 00:22 | 1 |
|
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396.10864 | | LESNET::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Sat Mar 10 1990 01:38 | 1 |
| Lost in Space --> The Outer Linits --> The Twilight Zone --> Time Tunnel
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396.10865 | Time tunnel --> (Boston) Harbor Tunnel | SHARE::SATOW | | Sat Mar 10 1990 01:41 | 4 |
| The Boston Harbor Tunnel will probably take an infinite amount of time, and
even more money, to complete.
Clay
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396.10866 | (Boston) Harbor Tunnel -> TWO-IN-1 | MELEE::BIELSKI | bring me back alive. | Sat Mar 10 1990 22:34 | 6 |
|
The existing Boston Harbor Tunnel(s) is/are the Callahan and the Sumner,
depending on your direction of travel.
Multiple-memorializing in this way is quite common in Massachusetts; it
has to be done because we have sooo many heros to remember..... ;-)
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396.10867 | TWO-IN-1 --> 3-IN-1 Oil | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Sun Mar 11 1990 08:43 | 0 |
396.10868 | 3-IN-1 Oil --> only twice the cholesterol! | AITG::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, nice person | Sun Mar 11 1990 17:23 | 0 |
396.10869 | twice the cholesterol --> half the life | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Mar 12 1990 17:42 | 1 |
|
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396.10870 | half the life -> radiosemiactivity | MELEE::BIELSKI | bring me back alive. | Mon Mar 12 1990 21:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.10871 | radiosemiactivity --> retired D.J.'s guest appearance | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Mon Mar 12 1990 22:23 | 2 |
|
... a television equivalent would be Walter Cronkite...
|
396.10872 | radiosemiactivity --> strollman | UILA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Tue Mar 13 1990 07:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.10873 | hobo | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Mar 13 1990 17:36 | 5 |
| retired DJ -+
\
+-- hobo
/
strollman --+
|
396.10874 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Tue Mar 13 1990 19:06 | 4 |
| -<hobo --> HoJo --> Mojo --> shaman --> Shazam --> lightning --> bug>-
For those not in the (primarily) Eastern U.S., "HoJo" is the nickname
of "Howard Johnson," a restaurant/motel chain.
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396.10875 | bug --> feature | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Mar 13 1990 19:47 | 0 |
396.10876 | feature -> uplifting | MELEE::BIELSKI | bring me back alive. | Tue Mar 13 1990 21:58 | 4 |
|
I've never quite resolved why a price increase is cause for
celebration - years ago I came across "uplift" on purchase orders and
had to supress the smirky smiles due to the external audience.
|
396.10877 | uplifting --> brassiere | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Tue Mar 13 1990 23:06 | 1 |
|
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396.10878 | brassiere --> hot chestnuts | UILA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Wed Mar 14 1990 01:51 | 1 |
|
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396.10879 | Hot Chestnuts --> Roasting on a Open Fire!! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Is winter almost over? | Wed Mar 14 1990 02:19 | 1 |
|
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396.10880 | roasting on an open fire --> lions | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Mar 14 1990 17:10 | 10 |
|
From a popular parody of the Christmas song
Christians roasting on an open fire
Lions nipping at their toes . . .
I don't remember the rest.
--bonnie
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396.10881 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Wed Mar 14 1990 17:45 | 10 |
| -<lions --> checkout --> inspect --> insect --> bee --> flowers --+ >-
|
|
stuck for the drinks <-- vampire <-- wine <-- dandelions <--+
"lions" as in "lions to the cash register" in a supermarket.
In _Dracula_, Bela Lugosi's great line was, "I do not drink ....
wine...."
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396.10882 | stuck for the drinks -> not a turtle | MELEE::BIELSKI | Live Free or Else | Wed Mar 14 1990 21:20 | 8 |
|
Used to be, in the service (the Air Force in particular, I think)
that if you were asked "Are you a turtle?", and didn't respond with
"You bet your sweet a** I am.", you had to buy a round of drinks.
During one of the early forays into space, when the communications
channel was being broadcast live to the world, "Are you a turtle?" was
asked and the reply was something like "I guess I owe you one."
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396.10883 | not a turtle -> Gamera | LYRIC::BOBBITT | the phoenix-flowering dark rose | Wed Mar 14 1990 21:24 | 1 |
|
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396.10884 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Wed Mar 14 1990 23:07 | 22 |
| -<Gamera --> camera --> Action! --> afternoon --> night ---> white>-
"Action!" is what's said after "camera!" [For purists, it really
isn't "Lights! Camera! Action!"; it's "Camera! [Speed!] Action!"
("Speed" is said by the cameraman to the director.)
"Afternoon" comes as an obscure memorial to an old afternoon soap-operaish
program of the mid 1950s, _Action in the Afternoon_, a Western
broadcast by one of the New York City TV stations. They said the
actual location of the Western town was secret, but considering everything
(including film history), it was probably in New Jersey.
> During one of the early forays into space, when the communications
>channel was being broadcast live to the world, "Are you a turtle?" was
>asked and the reply was something like "I guess I owe you one."
Actually, the initial response was, "Am I a _what_???!?" This
was followed by laughter, and the final response was "My answer
has been recorded," presumably off the air. If rusty memory serves,
it was Gordon Cooper, broadcasting from space, who asked the question
of the capcom (forgot who that was).
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396.10885 | night --> white --> satin | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Mar 15 1990 00:58 | 11 |
|
re: are you a turtle
Ask that around our house and you'll here "I'm Leonardo, and
Mama's Donatello, and Kathy's Raphael, and Daddy's Michelangelo,
and David's Splinter."
Translation available on request for the uninitiated, if any.
--bonnie
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396.10886 | satin --> letters I've written | AITG::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, nice person | Thu Mar 15 1990 02:27 | 0 |
396.10887 | letters I've written --> begging | UILA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Thu Mar 15 1990 02:57 | 1 |
|
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396.10888 | begging --> the question | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Thu Mar 15 1990 09:41 | 0 |
396.10889 | the question ---> The Moody Blues | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Heavy_Metal power - 240 watts!! | Thu Mar 15 1990 17:16 | 5 |
|
They did "The Question".
Shawn L.
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396.10890 | The Moody Blues --> The Monday Blahs | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Mar 15 1990 17:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.10891 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Mar 15 1990 18:07 | 11 |
| The Monday Blahs --> Tuesday Welds --> Sandra Dees --> cyclotron dees -+
|
|
German Silver<- pewter <-- solder <-- solder flux <-- magnetic flux <--+
|
|
+--> Lippizaner [horse] --> sass the mayor --> sauce the mare --+
|
|
ponyburgers <--+
|
396.10892 | | STARV3::MACGREGOR | | Thu Mar 15 1990 18:10 | 7 |
| ponyburger --> phony burgers --> McDonald's --> McDonald Douglas
Douglas Buster --> San Antonio or bust!
The Wizard
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396.10893 | San Antonio or bust ---> I prefer the bust | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Heavy_Metal power - 240 watts!! | Thu Mar 15 1990 19:30 | 1 |
|
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396.10894 | I prefer the bust --> I prefer the buns | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Mar 15 1990 19:42 | 1 |
|
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396.10895 | in JOYOFLEX/396.* | MELEE::BIELSKI | Live Free or Else | Fri Mar 16 1990 00:31 | 1 |
| anonymously submitted...
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396.10896 | I prefer the buns --> time to make the doughnuts | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Fri Mar 16 1990 00:51 | 4 |
|
Re .10895:
?
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396.10897 | Time to make the doughnuts --> tell it stupid jokes | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Heavy_Metal power - 240 watts!! | Fri Mar 16 1990 00:59 | 1 |
|
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396.10898 | tell it stupid jokes --> Have you heard th one about... | UILA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Fri Mar 16 1990 02:34 | 1 |
|
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396.10899 | Have you heard the one about --> yes | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Fri Mar 16 1990 17:03 | 2 |
|
Say it at this point, and you'll shut 'em up!
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396.10900 | yes -> no -> (oral) contraception | VISA::BIJAOUI | Real problems are in Beyruth | Fri Mar 16 1990 17:38 | 1 |
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396.10901 | (oral) contraception --> aural contraception --> earplugs | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Mar 16 1990 18:11 | 1 |
|
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396.10902 | earplugs ---> AC or DC? | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Heavy_Metal power - 240 watts!! | Fri Mar 16 1990 19:20 | 1 |
|
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396.10903 | AC or DC? --> No, static! | WELMTS::HILL | Technology is my Vorpal sword | Fri Mar 16 1990 20:08 | 1 |
|
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396.10904 | No, static! --> advertisements | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Mar 16 1990 20:27 | 0 |
396.10905 | advertisements -> jingles | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Mar 19 1990 21:09 | 1 |
|
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396.10906 | advertisements --> solicitations | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Mon Mar 19 1990 21:10 | 0 |
396.10907 | baubles, bangles and beads | MELEE::BIELSKI | Live Free or Else | Mon Mar 19 1990 22:35 | 17 |
|
^
/ \
|
jingles - - - +
|
solicitations-|
re: .10895, 10896 -
I prefer the buns
(puns)
in JOYOFLEX/396.* (this notesfile, this topic).
Sorry Steve, I *never* suspected I could be too subtle for you...
Stan
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396.10908 | baubles, bangles, and beads --> I'll take Manhattan | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Tue Mar 20 1990 01:00 | 2 |
|
That's what the Dutch used to pay for Masnhattan Island.
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396.10909 | I'll take Manhattan --> straight up, extra dry | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Mar 20 1990 01:24 | 4 |
|
And boy, could I use one right about now. . .
--b
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396.10910 | straight up, extra dry -> Pretty In Pink | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Mar 20 1990 01:37 | 1 |
|
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396.10911 | Pretty In Pink -> on a blue Monday | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Tue Mar 20 1990 09:09 | 1 |
|
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396.10912 | on a blue Monday -> New Order | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Tue Mar 20 1990 13:49 | 0 |
396.10913 | New Order -> Same Again... | MACNAS::DKEATING | Shake a Shamrock in Italia'90 | Tue Mar 20 1990 13:59 | 1 |
|
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396.10914 | Same Again... --> repeats on you | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Mar 20 1990 17:14 | 1 |
|
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396.10915 | repeats on you --> memo on moss removal | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Tue Mar 20 1990 18:00 | 1 |
|
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396.10916 | memo on moss removal --> heap o' rubbish | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Mar 20 1990 18:28 | 0 |
396.10917 | Heap O'Rubbish --> That's a Lot of Rubbish! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Is winter almost over? | Tue Mar 20 1990 20:05 | 1 |
|
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396.10918 | That's a Lot of Rubbish --> That's Salta Tea | VIEW3D::MACGREGOR | | Tue Mar 20 1990 21:53 | 1 |
|
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396.10919 | That's Salta Tea -> That's "Salada" Tea | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Mar 21 1990 01:30 | 1 |
|
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396.10920 | That's "Salada" tea --> That's a lot of tea | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Mar 21 1990 01:41 | 1 |
|
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396.10921 | That's a lot of tea. --> Boston Harbor | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Wed Mar 21 1990 02:01 | 2 |
|
It's easy to get Teaed off.
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396.10922 | Boston Harbor -=>> dump it | MELEE::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Wed Mar 21 1990 07:49 | 4 |
|
, said the bugged programmer....uh, oh, I mean the
informationsystemsperson.
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396.10923 | dump it -> Leave It | LYRIC::BOBBITT | the phoenix-flowering dark rose | Wed Mar 21 1990 18:55 | 1 |
|
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396.10924 | Leave It --> to Beaver | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Wed Mar 21 1990 19:21 | 4 |
|
Let's keep it ....
Oh, neverr mind.
|
396.10925 | to Beaver --> not to beave | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Mar 21 1990 19:23 | 0 |
396.10926 | not to beave -> , is that a question? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Wed Mar 21 1990 20:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.10927 | is that a question? --> 'Tis it nobler in the mind | VIEW3D::MACGREGOR | | Wed Mar 21 1990 21:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.10928 | 'Tis nobler in the mind --> than in the mouth | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Mar 21 1990 23:44 | 0 |
396.10929 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Mar 22 1990 00:16 | 7 |
| Than in the mouth -- Thane in the mouth --> Fee, fi, fo, fum. --+
|
|
+-- fumer <-- Some fum? <-- Are we having fum yet? <--+
|
|
+--> incense burner --> priest
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396.10930 | priest -> man of the cloth | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Mar 22 1990 00:34 | 4 |
|
Opps! Looks like the wrong note.
( Guess I'd rather skirt the issue. )
|
396.10931 | man of the cloth --> Highlander of Scotland | STARV3::MACGREGOR | | Thu Mar 22 1990 17:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.10932 | Highlander (of Scotland) -> Sean Connery | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the phoenix-flowering dark rose | Thu Mar 22 1990 18:44 | 1 |
|
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396.10933 | Sean Connery -> It's a bullshit | VISA::BIJAOUI | Real problems are in Beyruth | Thu Mar 22 1990 18:51 | 2 |
|
(Very) Bad french pun, translated and retranslated.
|
396.10934 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Mar 22 1990 19:52 | 4 |
| It's a BS --> propoganda --> proper goose --> pinch on target --+
|
|
radar trap <--+
|
396.10935 | radar trap --> Radar & Trapper --> M*A*S*H | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Mar 22 1990 20:00 | 0 |
396.10936 | M*A*S*H --> mobile --> Alabama | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Thu Mar 22 1990 21:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.10937 | Alabama --> Sweet Home | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Mar 22 1990 21:40 | 0 |
396.10938 | Sweet Home -> Candyland ( the game ) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Mar 22 1990 21:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.10939 | Candy Land ---> Hershey Park | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Heavy_Metal power - 240 watts!! | Thu Mar 22 1990 23:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.10940 | Hershey Park --> Great American Bar -->Supreme Court | STARV3::MACGREGOR | | Fri Mar 23 1990 00:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.10941 | Supreme Court ---> Wimbledon | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Heavy_Metal power - 240 watts!! | Fri Mar 23 1990 01:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.10942 | Wimbledon -> games in the grass | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Fri Mar 23 1990 03:54 | 4 |
|
I believe the Wimbledon courts are grass...or is it clay?
Then again, if you're really concentrating on your game, it really
shouldn't matter, eh wot?
|
396.10943 | game in the grass -> roll in the hay | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Fri Mar 23 1990 13:25 | 0 |
396.10944 | roll in the hay --> roll in the dough | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Mar 23 1990 17:01 | 0 |
396.10945 | roll in the hay/dough -> bun in the oven | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the phoenix-flowering dark rose | Fri Mar 23 1990 17:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.10946 | bun in the oven => pat-a-cake | MARVIN::KNOWLES | intentionally Rive Gauche | Fri Mar 23 1990 17:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.10947 | pat-a-cake --> Jessica Rabbit | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Fri Mar 23 1990 17:42 | 2 |
|
If you haven't seen _Who Framed Roger Rabbit_...
|
396.10948 | Jessica Rabbit ---> Kathleen Turner | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Heavy_Metal power - 240 watts!! | Fri Mar 23 1990 19:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.10949 | Kathleen Turner -> My Wild Irish Rose | MELEE::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Sat Mar 24 1990 01:20 | 3 |
|
residual from the recent St. Patrick's Day
|
396.10950 | My Wild Irish Rose --> Four Roses | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Mon Mar 26 1990 04:50 | 0 |
396.10951 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Mon Mar 26 1990 19:01 | 10 |
| Four Roses --> bouquet of roses --> attar of rose --> essence --+
|
|
+-- fum <-- foe <-- arrival <-- appearance <-- manifestation <--+
|
|
+--> fumble --> bumble --> bee --> line --> erotic
"Bee Line|" was (is?) the name of a publisher of steamy (X-rated)
novels.
|
396.10952 | erotic --> Hawaian Islands | STARV3::MACGREGOR | | Mon Mar 26 1990 21:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.10953 | Hawaian Islands -> Jack Lord | MACNAS::DKEATING | Rome is full of fallen arches | Mon Mar 26 1990 22:04 | 1 |
|
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396.10954 | Jack Lord --> Felix Leiter | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Mon Mar 26 1990 23:40 | 1 |
| One of several to play the part...
|
396.10955 | Felix Leiter --> Felix the Cat | STARV3::MACGREGOR | | Tue Mar 27 1990 01:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.10956 | Felix the Cat --> Bag of Tricks | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Mar 27 1990 02:13 | 0 |
396.10957 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Tue Mar 27 1990 02:59 | 15 |
| Bag of tricks --> egg bag * --> bag eggs ** --> lockup --> Sly -+
|
|
lotion**** <-- imp <-- little devil <-- clever <--+
"egg bag": There's a stage magician's trick where an egg appears
or disappears from a purse-sized bag.
"bag eggs": criminals are sometimes called "eggs"; to "bag" them
is to arrest them.
"Sly": Sylvester Stallone starred in a film called _Lockup_.
"lotion": The second part of "implosion," alternate spelling
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396.10958 | lotion -=>>> balm | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Tue Mar 27 1990 04:36 | 2 |
|
Steve's fanciful flights are a balm...
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396.10959 | balm --> unguent | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Mar 27 1990 10:43 | 0 |
396.10960 | unguent -> salve | LYRIC::BOBBITT | the phoenix-flowering dark rose | Tue Mar 27 1990 21:40 | 1 |
|
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396.10961 | salve -> conscience | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Tue Mar 27 1990 22:02 | 0 |
396.10962 | conscience --> con science --> desktop fusion | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Mar 27 1990 22:05 | 0 |
396.10963 | desktop fusion -> particle bored <sigh> :-) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Mar 28 1990 02:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.10964 | particle bored <sigh> -> hole-y plane | MELEE::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Wed Mar 28 1990 04:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.10965 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Wed Mar 28 1990 18:52 | 12 |
| hole-y plane --> antiaircraft fire --> flack --> publicist --+
|
|
+--- loafing rare <-- exercise routine <-- press release <--+
|
|
+--> doughnutting common --> doughnut shop --> cop stop
Re "desktop fusion":
-< desktop fusion --> burned-out PC >-
|
396.10966 | cop stop --> rooster supply | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Wed Mar 28 1990 22:37 | 2 |
|
--> cock stock -->
|
396.10967 | rooster supply -> eggsactly | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Thu Mar 29 1990 20:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.10968 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Mar 29 1990 23:14 | 3 |
| eggsactly ,--> egg on the thespians --> abet the play --+
|
Moliere's stories <-- parlay the drama <--+
|
396.10969 | Moliere's stories --> leaky tire | STAR::RDAVIS | The Man Without Quantities | Thu Mar 29 1990 23:36 | 1 |
| (--> Tartuffe --> asphalt --> flatulance -->)
|
396.10970 | flatulance --> sharpshooter | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Fri Mar 30 1990 05:56 | 3 |
| flatulance --> Flat, you lance --> You lance Flat -->
And I'll shoot Sharp --> Sharpshooter
|
396.10971 | sharpshooter --> crossbow | UILA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Fri Mar 30 1990 09:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.10972 | crossbow -> cross-purposes | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Fri Mar 30 1990 18:16 | 0 |
396.10973 | cross-purposes -> livid lake trout | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Fri Mar 30 1990 18:36 | 2 |
|
actually, I've never met a porpoise that I didn't like.
|
396.10974 | livid lake trout -> crass bass | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Fri Mar 30 1990 18:38 | 0 |
396.10975 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Fri Mar 30 1990 19:33 | 4 |
| crass bass --> uncouth singer --> scuzzy sewing machine --+
|
|
love 'em & leave 'em <- dirty ditcher <- dirty stitcher <-+
|
396.10976 | love 'em & leave 'em -> cruel cad | LYRIC::BOBBITT | the phoenix-flowering dark rose | Fri Mar 30 1990 20:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.10977 | cruel cad -> dastardly drafting | RANGER::KALIKOW | Call_me_anything_but_LateForDinner | Fri Mar 30 1990 21:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.10978 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Fri Mar 30 1990 21:30 | 5 |
| dastardly drafting --> press gangs --> linotypers --> newsprint --+
|
|
publicity<---+
|
396.10979 | publicity ---> spotlight | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Isobariks give me a headache. | Fri Mar 30 1990 23:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.10980 | spotlight -> 'give yourself up!' | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Mar 30 1990 23:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.10981 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Sat Mar 31 1990 00:32 | 11 |
| `Give yourself up' --> sacrifice --> bunt --> bunting --> flag -+
|
|
+-- sand still <-- standstill <-- standing tall <-- Walking Dude <--+
|
|
+--> beach 'shine --> tanning butter --> browning butter --> overheated
In the novel, _The Stand_, Simon Flass had an alias of "The Walking
Dude."
|
396.10982 | overheated --> underloved | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Sat Mar 31 1990 04:15 | 0 |
396.10983 | underloved --> sigh | AITG::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, nice person | Sun Apr 01 1990 10:01 | 0 |
396.10984 | sigh -> melon Collie | MELEE::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Mon Apr 02 1990 09:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.10985 | melon Collie --> seedy cur | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Apr 02 1990 10:44 | 0 |
396.10986 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Mon Apr 02 1990 20:00 | 1 |
| seedy cur --> cur seed --> puppies --> housebreaking --> earthquake
|
396.10987 | earthquake -> on shaky ground | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Apr 03 1990 03:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.10988 | on shaky ground -> on thin ice | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Tue Apr 03 1990 03:36 | 0 |
396.10989 | on thin ice ---> cruising for a bruising | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | The 16V, 240 watt antenna mobile. | Tue Apr 03 1990 03:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.10990 | cruising for a bruising -> black 'n blue all-weather radials | MELEE::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Tue Apr 03 1990 18:27 | 3 |
|
I still have occasional problems with parking, but never tire of
trying.
|
396.10991 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Tue Apr 03 1990 18:59 | 11 |
| black 'n blue all-weather radials --> black & blue Weatherman radicals -+
|
|
brassiere** <--memories* <-- thongs <-- wrongs <-- riots <--+
* as in "Thongs for the Memories,"
... a song about classical sandals, popularized by Bob Hope
** receptacle for memmories, as it were
|
396.10992 | brassiere -> brasserie | VISA::BIJAOUI | Real problems are in Beyruth | Tue Apr 03 1990 19:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.10993 | brasserie --> brass rat | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Apr 04 1990 00:56 | 5 |
| The (not so) affectionate nickname for the distinctive class ring of a New
England college famous for producing technoweenies.
Clay
'68
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396.10994 | brass rat --> beaver | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Wed Apr 04 1990 01:01 | 1 |
| The beaver is MIT's class ring, for those who didn't manage to get in.
|
396.10995 | beaver --> tail slapping --> knee slapping | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Apr 04 1990 01:09 | 0 |
396.10996 | knee slapping -> cloggers | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Apr 04 1990 02:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.10997 | cloggers ---> hair balls | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | The 16V, 240watt antenna mobile. | Wed Apr 04 1990 03:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.10998 | hair balls --> bare halls | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Wed Apr 04 1990 03:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.10999 | bare halls --> empty box | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Wed Apr 04 1990 03:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.11000 | empty box --> television | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Apr 04 1990 08:44 | 0 |
396.11001 | television --> far sighted --> far sited -->over the hills and far away | BERAQ::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Wed Apr 04 1990 08:52 | 1 |
|
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396.11002 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Wed Apr 04 1990 18:17 | 18 |
| over the hills and far away --> ocean --> oh, shun --> avoid -+
|
|
+ tee <- golf <-- fore <- there <- ear <-- in one <- a hole <--+
|
|
+--> bag --> nab --> it --> King --> ruler --> yardstick --> peg
re "King":
Stephen King wrote _It_.
Re "re `King'":
Odiferous.
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396.11003 | peg --> fifteen two | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Apr 04 1990 18:44 | 1 |
| a cribbage term
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396.11004 | fifteen two --> one for his knob | WELMTS::HILL | Carpe diem! | Wed Apr 04 1990 20:07 | 1 |
| another cribbage term
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396.11005 | one for his knob -> under the table | MELEE::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Wed Apr 04 1990 21:29 | 3 |
|
I don't play cribbage and am easily bored, so I think I'll have
another little drink.
|
396.11006 | under the table -> gum | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the phoenix-flowering dark rose | Wed Apr 04 1990 21:35 | 4 |
| "one for his knob" - is that like one for the road ;)?
-Jody
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396.11007 | gum --> coffee | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Wed Apr 04 1990 22:10 | 11 |
| Re "his knob":
"His Nobs" (or "His Nibs") is the jack of the "right" suit. "Right"
is defined by the card turned up by the dealer after each player
receives his cards. A player possessing His Nibs gets one point.
If His Nibs is turned up (that is, if the dealer turns up any jack), he
gets two points.
>M
Re "coffee":
--> mug -->
|
396.11008 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Apr 05 1990 01:30 | 1 |
| coffee --> cougher --> codger --> coot --> flute --> carve --> carver
|
396.11009 | carver --> carvel | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Thu Apr 05 1990 03:20 | 0 |
396.11010 | carvel -> caravel -> cair paravel | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the phoenix-flowering dark rose | Thu Apr 05 1990 18:45 | 2 |
| a candy bar - and a castle
|
396.11011 | cair paravel --> Aslan | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Apr 05 1990 21:40 | 0 |
396.11012 | Aslan --> drip | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Thu Apr 05 1990 21:48 | 3 |
| Several people from Spare Oom here, I see.
--> nasal -->
|
396.11013 | drip -> drop | MELEE::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Thu Apr 05 1990 23:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.11014 | drop -> droopy | VISA::BIJAOUI | Real problems are in Beyruth | Thu Apr 05 1990 23:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.11015 | droopy->down in the mouth | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Thu Apr 05 1990 23:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.11016 | down in the mouth --> goose breath | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Apr 05 1990 23:44 | 0 |
396.11017 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Fri Apr 06 1990 00:25 | 8 |
| goose breath --> unorthodox goose --> gentile gander --> tender glance --+
|
|
merrily <-- verily <--yea <-- eye <-- blackened <-- hit by a coal car <--+
"tender" is a term for the car containing coal to be fed to the
boiler of a steam locomotive.
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396.11018 | merrily -> Merrill Lynch | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the phoenix-flowering dark rose | Fri Apr 06 1990 01:31 | 7 |
| re: .11014
I got it
"good morning starshine...."
;)
-Jody
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396.11019 | Merrill Lynch ---> bull | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | The 16V, 240watt antenna mobile. | Fri Apr 06 1990 01:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.11020 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Fri Apr 06 1990 02:14 | 10 |
| bull --> thrower --> wrestler --> actor --> ham --> eggs --+
|
|
+-- host <-- emcee <-- roaster <-- hens <-- chicks <--+
|
|
+--> satellite --> cluster --> bunch --> grapes --> wine
We presume the wrestler is a professional wrestler.
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396.11021 | wine --> whine --> Poms --> BA jumbo | UILA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Fri Apr 06 1990 09:09 | 10 |
|
How do you tell when a plane load of Poms (Brits) arrives at Sydney
airport ?
The whining doesn't stop after the engines do.
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396.11022 | BA jumbo --> mum | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Apr 06 1990 21:25 | 5 |
| as in BA jumbo --> bo jumbo --> [mum]bo jumbo
Admittedly associating backwards (backsociating?)
Clay
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396.11023 | mum -> bloomin' quiet | MELEE::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Fri Apr 06 1990 21:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.11024 | bloomin' quiet -> country gardens | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the phoenix-flowering dark rose | Sat Apr 07 1990 00:12 | 1 |
|
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396.11025 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Sat Apr 07 1990 00:20 | 1 |
| -<country gardens --> coventry --> coven tree --> witch hazel>-
|
396.11026 | witch hazel -> has/have more fun! | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Apr 07 1990 03:32 | 1 |
| witch hazel -> peroxide -> color -> blonde ->
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396.11027 | has/have more fun! -> 3-/4-day weekends! | MELEE::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Mon Apr 09 1990 18:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.11028 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Apr 09 1990 22:17 | 2 |
| 3-/4-day weekends! --> 3/4 day weekends --> workin' overtime
|
396.11029 | workin' overtime -->Tiler mending Big Ben's roof | UILA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Tue Apr 10 1990 13:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.11030 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Tue Apr 10 1990 18:37 | 3 |
| -<Tiler mending Big Ben's roof --> medic tending little Benji's bark>-
"Roof! Roof!"
|
396.11031 | (ex) medic tending little Benji's bark -> vet vet | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Apr 10 1990 19:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.11032 | vet vet -> old soldiers never die | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Tue Apr 10 1990 22:56 | 0 |
396.11033 | old soldiers never die -->sculptors make faces and bust | UILA::WHORLOW | Venturers do it in the bush | Wed Apr 11 1990 09:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.11034 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Wed Apr 11 1990 18:33 | 4 |
| sculptors make faces and bust --> California or bust --+
|
|
hands <-- palms <-- Bikini top <-- California bust <--+
|
396.11035 | hands > knees > and bumps-a-daisy | WELMTS::HILL | Carpe diem! | Wed Apr 11 1990 19:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.11036 | and bumps-a-daisy -> where have all the flowers gone? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Wed Apr 11 1990 21:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.11037 | | WELMTS::HILL | Carpe diem! | Wed Apr 11 1990 22:39 | 1 |
| where have all the flowers gone? --> dried up
|
396.11038 | dried up -> drought conditions | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Wed Apr 11 1990 22:49 | 0 |
396.11039 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Wed Apr 11 1990 23:49 | 4 |
| Drought conditions --> water contract clause --> sharp clause --+
|
|
losing bingo card < scratch-n-sniff letter <- scratching post <-+
|
396.11040 | | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Apr 12 1990 07:03 | 1 |
| < losing bingo card --> losing name-o card --> non-entity >
|
396.11041 | non-entity --> partial fraction | UILA::WHORLOW | new math: 2 + 2 = 5; for large 2 | Thu Apr 12 1990 08:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.11042 | partial fraction -> 1/ | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Thu Apr 12 1990 16:46 | 4 |
| And a partial score, Princeton 27.
(George Carlin, et al)
|
396.11043 | 1/ -> One over the eight | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Thu Apr 12 1990 17:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11044 | one over the eight --> ball | LESNET::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Thu Apr 12 1990 18:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.11045 | one over the eight -> point one two five | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Apr 12 1990 18:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.11046 | sooooooooooooie | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Apr 12 1990 19:33 | 9 |
| ball----------------+ +- 19 missing--+
| | |
+--> 125 ball points ---> gross pens --+ +--+
| | | |
point one two five -+ +- pig sty ----+ |
|
|
|
soooooooooooie <-----+
|
396.11047 | sooooooooooooie -> or you can call me Al | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Thu Apr 12 1990 21:46 | 2 |
|
Paul Simon's music lives on.
|
396.11048 | or you can call me Al -> Australia | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Apr 12 1990 21:56 | 5 |
| or you can call me Al -> Her name was MacGill
but she called herself Lil
and
everyone knew her as Nancy -> Sheila ->
|
396.11049 | Australia --> aboriginal | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Thu Apr 12 1990 23:03 | 0 |
396.11050 | aboriginal ---> Dancing Queen | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | The 16V, 240watt antenna mobile. | Fri Apr 13 1990 00:40 | 7 |
|
A song by the band "ABBA". Get it?
GTI
|
396.11051 | Dancing Queen -> figurine | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Apr 13 1990 01:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.11052 | | RHYMIN::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Fri Apr 13 1990 02:47 | 12 |
| figurine --> figuring --> reckoning --> doom --> fate --+
|
|
+-- curses <--gypsies <-- ROMs <-- boots <-- brogans <--+
|
|
+--> foiled
Re "you can call me Al":
"You can call me Ray ...."
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396.11053 | foiled -> saraned ( new word alert! ) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Apr 13 1990 18:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.11054 | saraned -> Saracen | LYRIC::BOBBITT | festina lente - hasten slowly | Fri Apr 13 1990 19:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.11055 | Saracen --> Roger | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Fri Apr 13 1990 22:51 | 2 |
|
--> Moor[e] -->
|
396.11056 | Moor --> Heather | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Apr 13 1990 23:28 | 0 |
396.11057 | Heather ---> stirrer | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | The 16V, 240watt antenna mobile. | Sat Apr 14 1990 00:06 | 6 |
|
"Heat her" ---> "Stir her".
[I guess you had to be there. I wish I would've been. 8^)]
|
396.11058 | stirrer -> stirrup | LYRIC::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire... | Tue Apr 17 1990 02:07 | 1 |
|
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396.11059 | stirrup --> stirrup pumps --> spurts --> experts | UILA::WHORLOW | new math: 2 + 2 = 5; for large 2 | Tue Apr 17 1990 08:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.11060 | experts -> perverts | MACNAS::DKEATING | Rome is full of fallen arches | Tue Apr 17 1990 17:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.11061 | Doubting Thomas | CECV03::HACHE | Life is like an analogy | Tue Apr 17 1990 18:26 | 3 |
| perverts---> voyuers---> peeping tom ---> doubting thomas
|
396.11062 | doubting Thomas -> I believe you, thousands wouldn't! | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Tue Apr 17 1990 18:50 | 0 |
396.11063 | I believe you, thousands wouldn't!--> gullible | UILA::WHORLOW | new math: 2 + 2 = 5; for large 2 | Wed Apr 18 1990 03:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.11064 | gullible --> travel | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Apr 18 1990 17:54 | 2 |
|
|
396.11065 | travel -> travail | LYRIC::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire... | Wed Apr 18 1990 18:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.11066 | travail -> repos | VISA::BIJAOUI | Real problems are in Beyruth | Wed Apr 18 1990 19:40 | 1 |
| Is this game meant to be english-only ?
|
396.11067 | travail --> repos --> bankruptcies | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Apr 18 1990 20:15 | 7 |
396.11068 | bankruptcies -> submarines | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Wed Apr 18 1990 23:43 | 2 |
|
both share the attribute of "going under".
|
396.11069 | submarines ---> The Army | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | The 16V, 240watt antenna mobile. | Thu Apr 19 1990 02:42 | 6 |
|
"Sub-marines" - below/under Marines
GTI
|
396.11070 | The Army ---> the leggy --> the hippie | UILA::WHORLOW | new math: 2 + 2 = 5; for large 2 | Thu Apr 19 1990 09:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.11071 | hippie --> pants | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Apr 19 1990 10:12 | 3 |
|
Hippies are good for holding up pants.
|
396.11072 | pants --> like a dog | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Thu Apr 19 1990 11:14 | 0 |
396.11073 | like a dog --> an ex-spouse | WELMT2::HILL | Carpe diem! | Thu Apr 19 1990 14:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.11074 | an ex-spouse -> ex-rated | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Thu Apr 19 1990 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.11075 | ex-rated -> x-rayed | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire... | Thu Apr 19 1990 19:43 | 2 |
| oh, was I tempted.....
|
396.11076 | x-rayed -> marvel ( as in comics ) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Apr 19 1990 21:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.11077 | marvel --> cat's eye | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Thu Apr 19 1990 23:42 | 2 |
|
--> marble -->
|
396.11078 | cat's eye --> whiskers | SYSTMX::HACHE | Life is like an analogy | Fri Apr 20 1990 02:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.11079 | Whiskers --> Cat Food | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Is winter almost over? | Fri Apr 20 1990 03:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.11080 | Cat Food --> three blind mice | UILA::WHORLOW | new math: 2 + 2 = 5; for large 2 | Fri Apr 20 1990 03:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.11081 | three blind mice --> blind as a bat | SYSTMX::HACHE | Life is like an analogy | Fri Apr 20 1990 21:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.11082 | blind as a bat -> working in the dark | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Fri Apr 20 1990 22:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.11083 | working in the dark ---> power failure | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | The 16V, 240watt antenna mobile. | Fri Apr 20 1990 22:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.11084 | power failure --> faulty wiring | SYSTMX::HACHE | Life is like an analogy | Fri Apr 20 1990 23:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.11085 | faulty wiring -> July 14 | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Apr 21 1990 02:55 | 2 |
|
Faulty wiring -> frayed -> (-a) -> fryed -> French ->
|
396.11086 | July 14 --> Bastille Day -->n'est ce pas? | SYSTMX::HACHE | Life is like an analogy | Sat Apr 21 1990 04:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.11087 | n'est ce pas--->pourquoi pas?-->pas de deux-->father of twins | UILA::WHORLOW | new math: 2 + 2 = 5; for large 2 | Mon Apr 23 1990 04:20 | 8 |
|
re -.a_few
working in the dark --> mushrooms.....
djw
|
396.11088 | father of twins --> Zeus | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Apr 23 1990 05:03 | 0 |
396.11089 | Zeus -> chips | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire... | Mon Apr 23 1990 18:59 | 2 |
| a new product from the Smartfood people
|
396.11090 | | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Mon Apr 23 1990 19:06 | 0 |
396.11091 | crisps --> critters | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Apr 23 1990 22:40 | 11 |
|
"Crispy Critters" was a cereal I used to like in my youth . . .
whenever the little animated spokesperson said the product's name,
a whole stampede of little animated animal-cracker animals would
stampede over him chanting "The one and only cereal that comes in
the shape of animals" . . .
Ah, youth . . .
--bonnie
|
396.11092 | critters --> varmints | SYSTMX::HACHE | Life is like an analogy | Tue Apr 24 1990 00:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.11093 | varmints --> fixed chocolate --> chocolate fix | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Tue Apr 24 1990 05:39 | 0 |
396.11094 | chocolate fix -> better than bubble gum & bailing wire | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Tue Apr 24 1990 18:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.11095 | blind leading the blind | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Apr 24 1990 21:33 | 14 |
| better than bubble gum and bailing wire ------------------------------------+
|
|
|
+-does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the [fence]post overnight? <-----+
|
|
|
+--> stale gum --> sore gums --> sorghum --> molasses --> moles' behinds -+
|
|
|
blind leading the blind <---+
|
396.11096 | blind leading the blind --> tree | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Tue Apr 24 1990 22:08 | 6 |
| Re .11095:
I believe that's "bedpost"...
Re this one:
--> shade -->
|
396.11097 | tree -> leave it out | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Tue Apr 24 1990 22:39 | 0 |
396.11098 | leave it out -> open a branch office | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Apr 24 1990 22:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.11099 | open a branch office ---> build a tree house | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | The 16V, 240watt antenna mobile. | Tue Apr 24 1990 23:05 | 5 |
|
Is there any other choice besides this one?
8^)
|
396.11100 | build a tree house -> gone with the wind | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Tue Apr 24 1990 23:12 | 0 |
396.11101 | gone with the wind --> autumn leaves | SYSTMX::HACHE | Life is like an analogy | Wed Apr 25 1990 00:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.11102 | autumn leaves --> winter arrives | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Apr 25 1990 00:30 | 10 |
396.11103 | winter arrives -> I met a man going to St. Ives | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Apr 25 1990 02:50 | 5 |
| winter arrives -> winter R'Ives -> winterives -> wives ->
(inter) remove 'inter' from the
inter
|
396.11104 | I met a man going to St. Ives -> bigamy | LYRIC::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire... | Wed Apr 25 1990 18:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.11105 | bigamy --> small of you | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Apr 25 1990 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.11106 | small of you -> ewette :-) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Apr 25 1990 20:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.11107 | ewette --> I ain't et yet | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Apr 25 1990 21:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.11108 | I ain't et yet -> peckish | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire... | Thu Apr 26 1990 06:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.11109 | peckish --> bushelish | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Apr 26 1990 19:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.11110 | bushelish -> frutescent | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire... | Thu Apr 26 1990 19:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.11111 | frutescent -> fruit flavoured | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Thu Apr 26 1990 20:06 | 0 |
396.11112 | fruit flavored --> life savers | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Apr 26 1990 20:38 | 0 |
396.11113 | life savers --> respirators | SYSTMX::HACHE | Life is like an analogy | Thu Apr 26 1990 21:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.11114 | respirators --> perspirators | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Thu Apr 26 1990 21:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.11115 | perspirators --> sweathogs | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Apr 26 1990 21:52 | 0 |
396.11116 | sweathogs -> sweat hogs -> smoked ham | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Apr 26 1990 23:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.11117 | smoked ham -> burnt offerings | MACNAS::DKEATING | _DUNDALK_ 1 - 0 _U.S.S.R._ | Fri Apr 27 1990 16:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.11118 | burnt offerings --> incense and peppermint | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Apr 27 1990 18:20 | 3 |
|
Okay, so I was a hippie. So what?
|
396.11119 | | LESCOM::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift. | Fri Apr 27 1990 18:22 | 7 |
| burnt offerings --> lousy breakfast --> terrible coffee --+
|
|
+ short temper <- fragile patient <- infected consumptive <-+
|
|
+--> rapid oil immersion --> gusher --> social butterfly
|
396.11120 | social butterfly -> busy bee | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Fri Apr 27 1990 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.11121 | busy bee -> Kids, I shrunk the honey! | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Apr 27 1990 19:12 | 1 |
| busy bee + incense and peppermint + (hippie days ...) ->
|
396.11122 | Kids, I shrunk the honey! --> Dyslexia | CURIE::GREER | | Fri Apr 27 1990 20:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.11123 | dyslexia --> is there a dog? | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Apr 27 1990 22:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.11124 | is there a dog -> arfeists | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire... | Fri Apr 27 1990 23:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.11125 | arfeists --> boxing | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Sat Apr 28 1990 00:44 | 2 |
|
--> our fists -->
|
396.11126 | boxing -> box | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire... | Sat Apr 28 1990 02:58 | 3 |
| oh no! not back to that again!
|
396.11127 | box -> cherries | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Sat Apr 28 1990 04:08 | 2 |
|
chocolate covered, multi-layered, bet you can't eat just one.
|
396.11128 | cherries --> F.N.G.'s | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Sat Apr 28 1990 10:55 | 3 |
| Guess you had to be there, man.
Dave C.
|
396.11129 | F.N.G.'s -> fangs -> wampires | LYRIC::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire... | Mon Apr 30 1990 18:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.11130 | wampires --> umpires | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Apr 30 1990 20:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.11131 | bat | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Apr 30 1990 22:30 | 9 |
| +------baseball --------+
| |
| V
wampires----> umpires----> blind -----> bat
| ^
| |
+-------------------------------------+
|
396.11132 | bat --> not bat! | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Apr 30 1990 23:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.11133 | not bat! -> goot! | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Mon Apr 30 1990 23:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.11134 | goot! --> traffic | POOL::TRUMPLER | Point of hors d'oeuvre | Tue May 01 1990 02:00 | 5 |
|
goot! --> schlecht! --> Geschlecht --> Geschlechtsverkehr --+
|
|
traffic <-- Sexual "traffic" <------------------+
|
396.11135 | traffic -> roundabout | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue May 01 1990 02:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.11136 | roundabout -> out standing | MELEE::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Tue May 01 1990 03:34 | 4 |
|
taking a break until the traffic jam clears, or, if
Crocodile Dundee is to be believed, taking a short pause while on a
trek of the Outback.
|
396.11137 | out standing --> longer lasting | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue May 01 1990 04:23 | 0 |
396.11138 | longer lasting --> better tasting | CSC32::W_AMES | I don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is! | Tue May 01 1990 05:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.11139 | better tasting --> butter tasting | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Tue May 01 1990 08:31 | 0 |
396.11140 | butter tasting --> batter testing | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue May 01 1990 18:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.11141 | batter testing -> automatic bowling | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Tue May 01 1990 19:07 | 0 |
396.11142 | automatic bowling --> slot machine | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue May 01 1990 19:13 | 0 |
396.11143 | slot machine -> coin-op laundry | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire... | Tue May 01 1990 19:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.11144 | coin-op laundry -> old cents, new scents | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue May 01 1990 19:40 | 1 |
|
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396.11145 | old cents, new scents -> downtown | MELEE::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Tue May 01 1990 19:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.11146 | downtown --> up country | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue May 01 1990 20:36 | 1 |
|
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396.11147 | up country -> Joe and the Fish... | MACNAS::DKEATING | _DUNDALK_ 1 - 0 _U.S.S.R._ | Tue May 01 1990 22:00 | 1 |
|
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396.11148 | Joe and the Fish -> Gimmie an 'F'! | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue May 01 1990 23:23 | 1 |
|
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396.11149 | Gimme an 'F'! --> 'F' for you | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue May 01 1990 23:31 | 0 |
396.11150 | 'F' for you --> funny license plate number | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed May 02 1990 02:22 | 1 |
|
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396.11151 | funny license plate number --> blue plate special | CSC32::W_AMES | I don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is! | Wed May 02 1990 04:34 | 2 |
|
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396.11152 | blue plate special -> saturday night special | MACNAS::DKEATING | _DUNDALK_ 1 - 0 _U.S.S.R._ | Wed May 02 1990 16:04 | 1 |
|
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396.11153 | saturday night special --> Saturday Night Live | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed May 02 1990 18:21 | 3 |
|
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396.11154 | Saturday Night Live -> Sunday morning hangover | MELEE::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Wed May 02 1990 18:35 | 2 |
|
never had one myself, but have heard others speak of them...
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396.11155 | Sunday morning hangover -> NY Times Book Review | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed May 02 1990 18:38 | 1 |
|
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396.11156 | NY Times Book Review -> Two thumbs soiled! | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu May 03 1990 02:54 | 2 |
| Normally, I would say NY Times Book Review -> two thumbs up!
but if you have ever read the NYTBR then you end up with....
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396.11157 | Two thumbs soiled --> Dirty finger tips | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Let's hear it for Spring time & fishing!! | Thu May 03 1990 03:27 | 1 |
|
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396.11158 | Dirty finger tips --> Thirty finger tips | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Thu May 03 1990 06:22 | 1 |
| Three persons playing one piano!
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396.11159 | Thirty finger tips -> vibro-massage units | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire... | Thu May 03 1990 18:57 | 4 |
| reminds me of those reclining lounge units that boast of (I'm not
kidding) "Thermionic viveration and massage"......
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396.11160 | vibro-massage units --> shake 'n' bake | POOL::TRUMPLER | Fahrverknoten | Thu May 03 1990 21:49 | 1 |
|
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396.11161 | shake 'n' bake --> slice 'n' dice | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu May 03 1990 23:12 | 1 |
|
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396.11162 | slice 'n' dice -> toss 'n' turn | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu May 03 1990 23:17 | 1 |
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396.11163 | toss 'n' turn --> contrived | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Fri May 04 1990 05:10 | 5 |
|
toss ---> bull ---> bull ring ---\
\
Turn ---> around --->--------------> roundabout ---> contrived
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396.11164 | contrived -> jury-rigged | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire... | Fri May 04 1990 18:54 | 1 |
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396.11165 | jury rigged -> judge just docked | MACNAS::DKEATING | Ain't the weather great? | Fri May 04 1990 19:21 | 1 |
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396.11166 | judge just docked -> end of crews | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Fri May 04 1990 21:21 | 1 |
|
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396.11167 | end of crews --> s | POOL::TRUMPLER | Fahrverknoten | Fri May 04 1990 21:47 | 0 |
396.11168 | S --> S stands for Saturday :-) | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Spring flowers make me sneeze. | Fri May 04 1990 22:50 | 1 |
|
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396.11169 | S stands for Saturday --> survive Friday first | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri May 04 1990 23:01 | 1 |
|
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396.11170 | survive Friday first -> 1 X 1 | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat May 05 1990 00:14 | 1 |
|
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396.11171 | 1 X 1 -=>> 2 X 4 | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Sun May 06 1990 00:13 | 1 |
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396.11172 | 2 X 4 --> 4X4 --> dreamtime | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Mon May 07 1990 06:05 | 1 |
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396.11173 | dreamtime -> heavenly shades of night are falling... | LYRIC::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire... | Mon May 07 1990 19:22 | 1 |
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396.11174 | chives | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon May 07 1990 19:57 | 5 |
| heavenly shades of night are falling --> Platters --> Herb Reed --+
|
|
chives <-- reed herb <--+
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396.11175 | chives --> honey | POOL::TRUMPLER | Fahrverknoten | Mon May 07 1990 22:31 | 2 |
|
--> 'b' hives -->
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396.11176 | honey --> sugar my tea | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon May 07 1990 22:34 | 0 |
396.11177 | (no) sugar (tonight in) my tea -> New Mother Nature | LEZAH::BOBBITT | we washed our hearts with laughter | Tue May 08 1990 00:04 | 1 |
|
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396.11178 | New Mother Nature --> Old Father Time | PROXY::CANTOR | Eat any good books lately? | Tue May 08 1990 03:30 | 0 |
396.11179 | Old Father Time --> Baby New Year | CSC32::W_AMES | I don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is! | Tue May 08 1990 04:42 | 1 |
|
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396.11180 | Baby New Year -> decades of diapers | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Do we need a bigger Texas? | Tue May 08 1990 18:43 | 2 |
|
...for those who prefer the long view.
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396.11181 | decades of diapers -> years of tears | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue May 08 1990 19:00 | 1 |
|
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396.11182 | years of tears --> too many onions | POOL::TRUMPLER | Fahrverknoten | Tue May 08 1990 21:44 | 0 |
396.11183 | too many onions -> spoil the broth | LEZAH::BOBBITT | we washed our hearts with laughter | Wed May 09 1990 00:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.11184 | spoil the broth --> hot and sour soup | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed May 09 1990 01:50 | 0 |
396.11185 | hot and sour soup --> Mulligatawny | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Wed May 09 1990 04:33 | 1 |
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396.11186 | Mulligatawny -> meeting the twain | NYSSA::BIELSKI | approaching a bigger Texas | Wed May 09 1990 18:30 | 6 |
|
^
/ \
|
|
Mulligatawny --> East Indian --> Wild West --> Jesse James
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396.11187 | meeting the twain -> mark the engineers | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed May 09 1990 22:39 | 3 |
| twain <- Mark
twain -> train ========( Some form of summation )
|
396.11188 | mark the engineers --> myself | POOL::TRUMPLER | Fahrverknoten | Wed May 09 1990 23:37 | 3 |
|
:-)
>Mark the engineer
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396.11189 | myself -> doppelganger | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu May 10 1990 19:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.11190 | dopp[elganger -> morgenspaziergang | LYRIC::BOBBITT | we washed our hearts with laughter | Thu May 10 1990 20:00 | 3 |
| first word of that linguistic ilk that flittered into my brain.
also a song by Kraftwerk
|
396.11191 | morgenspaziergang -> blitzkrieg | NYSSA::BIELSKI | approaching a bigger Texas | Fri May 11 1990 01:56 | 2 |
|
my vocabulary is rather limited
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396.11192 | blitzkrieg -> Time/Life Books | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Do not take internally. | Fri May 11 1990 03:45 | 5 |
| Television ads now showing hawking a set of books on the third riech.
> my vocabulary is rather limited
So is theirs.
|
396.11193 | Time/life Books ---> Diaries of Anne Frank | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Fri May 11 1990 04:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.11194 | dangerous liaisons | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri May 11 1990 21:52 | 7 |
| Diaries of Anne Frank --> diarrhea of bad frank --> bad meat --> bad meet --+
|
|
dangerous liaisons <--+
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396.11195 | dangerous liaisons --> safe sex | POOL::TRUMPLER | Fahrverknoten | Fri May 11 1990 22:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.11196 | safe sex -> AT&T ( reach out and touch) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat May 12 1990 00:17 | 1 |
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|
396.11197 | AT&T --> MCI | CSC32::W_AMES | I don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is! | Sun May 13 1990 00:27 | 1 |
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396.11198 | MCI --- > CIM --->MIC---> Mickey mouse club | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Mon May 14 1990 09:59 | 1 |
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|
396.11199 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon May 14 1990 17:58 | 4 |
| Mickey mouse club --> Squeak softly and carry a big stick
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396.11200 | teddy bear | NYSSA::BIELSKI | approaching a bigger Texas | Mon May 14 1990 18:32 | 2 |
|
squeak softly and carry a big stick -> Teddy Rosevelt -> teddy bear
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396.11201 | teddy bear -> Paddington | LEZAH::BOBBITT | we washed our hearts with laughter | Mon May 14 1990 19:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.11202 | Paddington -> Big foot! ( a padding ton ) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue May 15 1990 03:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.11203 | Big Foot --> Sasquatch (sp??) | CSC32::W_AMES | I don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is! | Tue May 15 1990 04:13 | 2 |
|
|
396.11204 | Sasquatch - Yeti | MACNAS::DKEATING | Celibacy is NOT Hereditary! | Tue May 15 1990 17:44 | 1 |
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|
396.11205 | Yeti -> can I keep her? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | approaching a bigger Texas | Tue May 15 1990 19:06 | 2 |
|
...she followed me home (pant, pant...).
|
396.11206 | can I keep her? -> can you afford her? | LEZAH::BOBBITT | we washed our hearts with laughter | Tue May 15 1990 19:33 | 1 |
|
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396.11207 | can you afford her?->she's not worth having | WELMTS::HILL | Carpe diem! | Tue May 15 1990 20:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.11208 | | MACNAS::DKEATING | Celibacy is NOT Hereditary! | Tue May 15 1990 21:57 | 2 |
| She's not worth having -> But,is she worth halving?
|
396.11209 | is she worth halving --> magic act | POOL::TRUMPLER | Fahrverknoten | Tue May 15 1990 22:12 | 6 |
| Re yeti:
-< yeti --> George >-
yeti --> Abominable Snowman --> George
Bugs Bunny was once captured by a Martian, and delivered as a pet to
an A.S., who insisted on calling everyone George.
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396.11210 | magic act --->presdigitation ---> forced to join dec | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Wed May 16 1990 13:08 | 8 |
|
re -.a few
sasquatch (sp??) --- > no, they can't read either
|
396.11211 | still not playing with a full DEC | NYSSA::BIELSKI | approaching a bigger Texas | Wed May 16 1990 18:14 | 7 |
396.11212 | not playing with a full DEC -> discorporate | LEZAH::BOBBITT | we washed our hearts with laughter | Wed May 16 1990 21:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.11213 | discorporate -> out of body experience | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed May 16 1990 21:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.11214 | out of body experience --> OBE --> Obi-Wan | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu May 17 1990 01:51 | 0 |
396.11215 | Obi-Wan -> pretty tough Princess | NYSSA::BIELSKI | approaching a bigger Texas | Thu May 17 1990 01:58 | 2 |
|
...Carrie Fisher
|
396.11216 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu May 17 1990 18:45 | 3 |
| pretty tough Princess --> How's your steak, sir?
|
396.11217 | How's your steak, sir? -> heartfelt, he replied vampishly | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu May 17 1990 20:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.11218 | heartfelt, he replied vampishly --> surgery | POOL::TRUMPLER | Fahrverknoten | Thu May 17 1990 22:31 | 0 |
396.11219 | surgery -> cut it out | NYSSA::BIELSKI | approaching a bigger Texas | Fri May 18 1990 02:53 | 2 |
|
...I'm ticklish
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396.11220 | cut it out -> ticklish -> vivisection | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri May 18 1990 19:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.11221 | intensive care unit | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri May 18 1990 19:42 | 2 |
| vivisection --> 6 6 section --> sick, sick section --> intensive care unit
|
396.11222 | intensive care unit - ICU - how not to be seen | LYRIC::BOBBITT | we washed our hearts with laughter | Fri May 18 1990 20:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.11223 | how not to be seen --> be obvious | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sat May 19 1990 00:12 | 0 |
396.11224 | be obvious -> be oblivious | MELEE::BIELSKI | Mass. Senate likes bigger Texas | Sat May 19 1990 01:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.11225 | be oblivious -> be Yourselff | MELEE::BIELSKI | Mass. Senate likes bigger Texas | Wed May 23 1990 21:19 | 3 |
|
a small remembrance for an indominatable friend, Dewitt Yourselff
|
396.11226 | promiscuous | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu May 24 1990 19:32 | 4 |
| Be Yourselff --> too many f's --> too f_____' many --> f_____' too many --+
|
|
promiscuous <--+
|
396.11227 | promiscuous -> corsage | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu May 24 1990 21:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.11228 | corsage --> racing, weight for age -->sitting, watching time go by | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Fri May 25 1990 04:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.11229 | sitting, watching time go --> fishing | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri May 25 1990 21:40 | 0 |
396.11230 | fishing --> fissioning | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Sat May 26 1990 03:38 | 0 |
396.11231 | fissioning --> smaller | COMET::POSHUSTA | Solar Cat | Sat May 26 1990 08:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.11232 | smaller -> Stuart Little | SCARGO::TOBIN | Live life and light the fuse | Sun May 27 1990 00:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.11233 | Stuart Little -> Little Stevie Orbit | COMET::POSHUSTA | Solar Cat | Sun May 27 1990 10:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.11234 | Little Stevie Orbit --> Sugar Free Gum | AYOV27::ISMITH | Mr The Fish? | Mon May 28 1990 18:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.11235 | Sugar Free Gum --> Extra | CSC32::W_AMES | I don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is! | Tue May 29 1990 04:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.11236 | Extra -->extra, read all abaht it. Late night Final | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Tue May 29 1990 05:17 | 3 |
|
One of the cries of London
|
396.11237 | extra, read all abaht it. Late night Final -> film at 11 | COMET::POSHUSTA | Solar Cat | Tue May 29 1990 12:42 | 6 |
|
I found a 1931 Minneapolis Tribune while moving my cousin
this long weekend! Then I played Nitendo Paperboy with
her son. So...
|
396.11238 | film at 11 -> where's my toothbrush? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Mass. Senate likes bigger Texas | Tue May 29 1990 18:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.11239 | where's my toothbrush? -> included in our oral history... | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed May 30 1990 00:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.11240 | oral history --> dental chart | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed May 30 1990 01:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.11241 | <dental chart -> Dr. Teeth> | CGVAX2::TOBIN | Live life and light the fuse | Wed May 30 1990 05:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.11242 | Dr. Teeth --> no-see-ums | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed May 30 1990 07:30 | 1 |
| Said to have been invented by a mad dentist -- teeth with wings.
|
396.11243 | no-see-ums -> Baby Snookums | LEZAH::BOBBITT | we washed our hearts with laughter | Wed May 30 1990 18:48 | 2 |
| Dr. Teeth -> and the electric mayhem!
|
396.11244 | Baby Snookums -> Fanny Brice | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Mass. nears a bigger Texas | Wed May 30 1990 21:03 | 6 |
|
My first broken heart - after hearing Fanny Brice on the radio as
Baby Snooks and falling madly in love, then later seeing her photo and
realizing that she was a order of magnitude older than I.
No wonder growing up is so hard to do.
|
396.11245 | Fanny Brice -> Fanny Adams | VOGON::BALL | Go on! Buy my Cortina! | Wed May 30 1990 23:58 | 0 |
396.11246 | Fanny Adams --> Fanny Farmer | CGVAX2::TOBIN | Live life and light the fuse | Thu May 31 1990 00:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.11247 | fanny farmer --> farmer brown | CECV01::HACHE | Life is like an analogy | Thu May 31 1990 03:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.11248 | fanny farmer --> farmer brown --> brown-nose | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu May 31 1990 19:42 | 1 |
| I tried to resist. I really did.
|
396.11249 | farmer brown -> apple dumplings | LYRIC::BOBBITT | fantasia | Thu May 31 1990 19:42 | 4 |
| Farmer Brown Eats Apple Dumplings Grandma Cooks
(I think that's the remembering-scheme for the scale-cycle of flat-keys
for piano - maybe other instruments too - FBEADGC)
|
396.11250 | apple dumplings + brown nose -> cinnamon buns? | LYRIC::BOBBITT | fantasia | Thu May 31 1990 19:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.11251 | cinnamon buns --> hot pants | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu May 31 1990 19:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.11252 | hot pants --> obscene phone call | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu May 31 1990 19:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.11253 | hot pants => cold showers | MARVIN::KNOWLES | intentionally Rive Gauche | Thu May 31 1990 19:50 | 6 |
396.11254 | short circuit | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu May 31 1990 21:11 | 5 |
| obscene phone call --+
\
+---> short circuit
/
cold showers ------+
|
396.11255 | short circuit -> hot line | VISA::BIJAOUI | Real problems are in Beyruth | Thu May 31 1990 21:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.11256 | hot line -> tip sheet | LYRIC::BOBBITT | fantasia | Thu May 31 1990 23:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.11257 | tip sheet -> chit | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jun 01 1990 00:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.11258 | chit -> chattanooga | CGVAX2::TOBIN | misplaced Texan | Fri Jun 01 1990 02:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.11259 | chattanooga --> choo-choo | CSC32::W_AMES | I don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is! | Fri Jun 01 1990 04:55 | 2 |
|
|
396.11260 | choo choo => CC Rider | MARVIN::KNOWLES | intentionally Rive Gauche | Fri Jun 01 1990 13:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.11261 | CC Rider --> Easy Rider | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Jun 01 1990 18:05 | 0 |
396.11262 | easy rider --> horse with padded saddle | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jun 01 1990 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.11263 | horse with padded saddle --> feather bed | SYSTMX::HACHE | Life is like an analogy | Fri Jun 01 1990 21:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.11264 | feather bed -> tickler trundle | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jun 01 1990 21:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11265 | tickler trundle --> French tickler | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jun 01 1990 23:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.11266 | French tickler -> bon mot | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Jun 02 1990 01:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.11267 | bon mot --> bon bon | SYSTMX::HACHE | Life is like an analogy | Sat Jun 02 1990 03:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.11268 | bon bon -> popcorn -> cinema | CGVAX2::TOBIN | misplaced Texan | Sat Jun 02 1990 03:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.11269 | cinema -> Tom Mix | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Jun 02 1990 21:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.11270 | Tom Mix --> Roy Rogers and Dale Evans | CSC32::W_AMES | I don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is! | Mon Jun 04 1990 01:08 | 2 |
|
|
396.11271 | Roy Rogers and Dale Evans -> Trigger Happy | LYRIC::BOBBITT | fantasia | Mon Jun 04 1990 03:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.11272 | Trigger Happy -> Hopped-along Cassidy | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Jun 04 1990 19:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.11273 | hopped-along Cassidy --> frog with one leg | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Jun 04 1990 21:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.11274 | frog with one leg --> Loser of jumping contest | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Do not take internally. | Mon Jun 04 1990 22:37 | 1 |
| Just going around in circles.
|
396.11275 | Loser of jumping contest -> Mexican beans | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jun 04 1990 23:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.11276 | Mexican beans --> refried beans | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Jun 04 1990 23:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.11277 | refried beans --> rear-end explosion | POOL::TRUMPLER | Fahrverknoten | Tue Jun 05 1990 00:14 | 2 |
|
--> [Ford] pinto -->
|
396.11278 | rear-end explosion --> overheated firefly | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Jun 05 1990 00:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.11279 | overheated firefly -> James Brown | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jun 05 1990 19:12 | 1 |
| (firefly - fire) -> hot pants ->
|
396.11280 | James Brown -> Heh! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | fantasia | Tue Jun 05 1990 22:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.11281 | Heh! --< I feel good... | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Spring flowers make me sneeze. | Wed Jun 06 1990 00:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.11282 | I feel good --> I'm outta jail | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Jun 06 1990 01:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.11283 | Im outta jail -> living in America | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jun 06 1990 02:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.11284 | living in America --> Born In the U.S.A. | CSC32::W_AMES | I don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is! | Wed Jun 06 1990 04:37 | 2 |
|
|
396.11285 | Born in the U.S.A. --> made in Taiwan | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Jun 06 1990 06:34 | 0 |
396.11286 | Made in Taiwan -> Down and Out in Beverly Hills... | MACNAS::DKEATING | Celibacy is NOT Hereditary! | Wed Jun 06 1990 15:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.11287 | | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Jun 06 1990 18:11 | 4 |
| Down and Out in Beverly Hills... ---> Beverly Hills Cop
|
396.11288 | Beverly Hills Cop --> the Terminator | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Jun 06 1990 18:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.11289 | the terminator -> ; | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jun 06 1990 18:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11290 | ; --> pause | SYSTMX::HACHE | Life is like an analogy | Wed Jun 06 1990 21:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.11291 | Pause --> that refreshes | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Jun 06 1990 22:03 | 1 |
| An old Coca-Cola advertising theme
|
396.11292 | that refreshes -> underground springs | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jun 06 1990 22:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.11293 | underground springs --> bouncing bedrock --> --> earthquakes | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Jun 07 1990 01:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.11294 | earthquakes --> Earth First! | POOL::TRUMPLER | Fahrverknoten | Thu Jun 07 1990 03:16 | 3 |
| re "bouncing bedrock":
-< boucing bedrock -->
Bam-Bam >-
|
396.11295 | Bam-Bam + Earth First! --> cotton mastadon diapers | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Jun 07 1990 18:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.11296 | cotton mastadon diapers -> the root of extinction | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jun 07 1990 21:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.11297 | the root of extinction -> family trees | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jun 07 1990 23:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.11298 | family trees --> banyan | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Jun 08 1990 01:48 | 0 |
396.11299 | banyan --> concrete | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jun 08 1990 01:55 | 2 |
| What the banyan tree that holds the Swiss Family Robinson tree
house in Disney World is made of.
|
396.11300 | Banyan --> Concrete --> Jungle | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Jun 08 1990 02:04 | 0 |
396.11301 | Jungle --> Upton Sinclair | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jun 08 1990 02:23 | 1 |
| At least I think that's who wrote the book
|
396.11302 | Upton Sinclair --> Sinclair Lewis | SYSTMX::HACHE | Life is like an analogy | Fri Jun 08 1990 02:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.11303 | Sinclair Lewis --> Lewis Carroll | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Jun 08 1990 02:37 | 1 |
| Note 703 springs to life!
|
396.11304 | Lewis Carroll --> Alice --> The Alice | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Jun 08 1990 03:32 | 0 |
396.11305 | The Alice -> The A-Team | MACNAS::DKEATING | Celibacy is NOT Hereditary! | Fri Jun 08 1990 16:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.11306 | The A-Team -> The ATM | LYRIC::BOBBITT | fantasia | Fri Jun 08 1990 19:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.11307 | the ATM --> I'm broke | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jun 08 1990 21:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.11308 | I'm broke -> beyond Customer Service | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jun 08 1990 22:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.11309 | beyond Customer Service --> Beyond 2000 | POOL::TRUMPLER | Fahrverknoten | Fri Jun 08 1990 22:43 | 0 |
396.11310 | Queen for a Day | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Jun 08 1990 22:50 | 5 |
| Beyond 2000 --> Beyond the Blue Horizon --> Queen for a Day
"Beyond the Blue Horizon" was the theme song
of the TV show "Queen for a Day"
|
396.11311 | Queen for a Day --> repent at leisure | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jun 08 1990 22:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.11312 | repent at leisure -> sin quickly! | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sun Jun 10 1990 03:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.11313 | sin quickly => bigamy | MARVIN::KNOWLES | intentionally Rive Gauche | Mon Jun 11 1990 18:03 | 8 |
| In a fairly recent edition of Stevenson's, in the index - I think,
there's a misprint: something like
m. in haste, repeat at leisure
or
marry in h., repeat at leisure
or
marry in haste, repeat at l.
|
396.11314 | bigamy --> trigamy --> origami | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Jun 11 1990 18:27 | 1 |
| two spouses, three spouses, and what follows?
|
396.11315 | origami -> over, under, out and through | LEZAH::BOBBITT | fantasia | Mon Jun 11 1990 20:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.11316 | over, under,out and through -> bowline (knot) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jun 11 1990 21:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.11317 | bowline (knot) --> loose shoelaces | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Jun 11 1990 23:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.11318 | blue suede shoes | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Jun 12 1990 00:02 | 7 |
| loose shoelaces --> loose shoes --> blue suede shoes
re: "loose shoes" relates to a vulgar, racist joke that caused Earl Butz,
former U.S. Secretary of Agriculture, to be fired.
|
396.11319 | blue suede shoes --> water skiis | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Jun 12 1990 00:57 | 2 |
| a joke my father used to make about the shoes of people with very
large feet.
|
396.11320 | Water skiis --> Barefoot skiing | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Spring flowers make me sneeze. | Tue Jun 12 1990 02:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.11321 | Barefoot skiing -> bottomless water sports | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Jun 12 1990 20:55 | 1 |
|
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396.11322 | bottomless water sports --> skinny dippin' | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Jun 12 1990 22:52 | 0 |
396.11323 | skinny dippn' --> nude beach | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Jun 13 1990 00:03 | 3 |
|
In this day of oil spills, they're pretty rare.
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396.11324 | nude beach -> silicon, silicon | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jun 13 1990 00:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.11325 | silicon, silicon -> The Silicon Mountian | COMET::POSHUSTA | Solar Cat | Wed Jun 13 1990 08:29 | 3 |
|
An old moniker for Colorado Springs.
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396.11326 | The Silicon Mountain -> Pike's Peak | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jun 13 1990 19:04 | 1 |
| resisting the temptation of -> Dolly Parton.... :-)
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396.11327 | Pike's Peak -> Spike, speak! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the universe wraps in upon itself | Wed Jun 13 1990 19:16 | 3 |
| Wasn't "Spike" the name of Elvira's poodle in her awful (and
intentionally so, and enjoyably so) movie?
|
396.11328 | Spike, speak! -> roll over | ANOVAX::TFOLEY | Battle of Wits = unarmed combat. | Wed Jun 13 1990 19:52 | 1 |
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396.11329 | roll over --> and play dead | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Wed Jun 13 1990 21:57 | 0 |
396.11330 | and play dead --> Grateful | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Jun 13 1990 22:17 | 0 |
396.11331 | Grateful --> if you'd turn it off | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Jun 13 1990 23:11 | 1 |
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396.11332 | if you'd turn it off -> tune in, turn on, drop out | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jun 13 1990 23:26 | 1 |
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396.11333 | tune in, turn on, drop out -> life cycle | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jun 14 1990 18:34 | 1 |
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396.11334 | life cycle -> man, woman, birth,death,infinity | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Jun 14 1990 18:55 | 14 |
| life cycle ---> * man
* woman
* birth
* death
* infinity
The opening lines from the Fifties TV Show "Ben Casey", uttered by Dr. Zorba
(Sam Jaffee -- distinctive by the unkempt white hair on his head) to Dr. Ben
Casey (Vincent Edwards -- distinctive by the curly dark hair on his chest).
Clay
* = insert the symbol here. I have no clue how to make them
on the tube.
|
396.11335 | man, woman, birth, death, infinity -> chocolate | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the universe wraps in upon itself | Thu Jun 14 1990 19:20 | 2 |
| well, I knew *something* was missing from the cycle!
|
396.11336 | chocolate --> coffee | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Jun 14 1990 19:24 | 7 |
| I think Ben Casey was the early 60's because I remember watching
it.
I always preferred Dr. Kildaire, though. Richard Chamberlain,
sigh . . .
--b
|
396.11337 | coffee -> break | VISA::BIJAOUI | Real problems are in Beyruth | Thu Jun 14 1990 22:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.11338 | break >- ing up is hard to do | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Thu Jun 14 1990 22:32 | 0 |
396.11339 | ing up is hard to do --> but down is soft | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Jun 14 1990 22:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.11340 | but down is soft -> left is even; right is odd | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jun 14 1990 23:35 | 1 |
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396.11341 | left is even; right is odd --> spinning wheels | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Jun 15 1990 01:20 | 0 |
396.11342 | spinning wheels --> Aurora | SYSTMX::HACHE | Life is like an analogy | Fri Jun 15 1990 02:04 | 2 |
|
Aurora = Sleeping Beauty
|
396.11343 | Aurora ---> kia-ora---> whaaaaat? | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Fri Jun 15 1990 04:46 | 14 |
|
From an *old* (c1959) UK advert....
Girl balancing basket on nose, walking down road
Mothers voice yelling.. "Don't forget the Kia-ora, Aurora!"
Girl humps, basket falls over her head, muffling voice
"Whaaaaaat?"
djw
|
396.11344 | whaaaaat? --> One more and you'll be a light bulb. | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Fri Jun 15 1990 07:48 | 16 |
| re .11343
Similar to a '50s ad we had here in the states. A little jingle that
went:
Remember, Sarah Ann,
Don't forget Saran Wrap.
And this seems like a good enough time to recall, one more time:
How many cookies did Andrew eat?
Andrew ate eight thousand.
How do you keep your carpet clean? (or was it 'neat'?)
Call ANdrew 8-8000.
Dave C.
|
396.11345 | One more and you'll be a light bulb -> socket to me | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jun 15 1990 18:20 | 1 |
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396.11346 | socket to me -> Judy Carne | LYRIC::BOBBITT | the universe wraps in upon itself | Fri Jun 15 1990 18:53 | 2 |
| From Laugh-In
|
396.11347 | Judy Carne -> "say goodnight Dick" | ANOVAX::TFOLEY | Battle of Wits = unarmed combat. | Fri Jun 15 1990 19:07 | 2 |
| from Laugh In also.
|
396.11348 | Say goodnight, Dick --> Dick Tracy | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Sat Jun 16 1990 03:50 | 0 |
396.11349 | Dick Tracy -> Debra Harry | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Jun 16 1990 07:00 | 2 |
| { male female -> female male }
|
396.11350 | Debra Harry ---> Zebra, Hairy ---> striped pyjamas | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Mon Jun 18 1990 04:54 | 11 |
|
re - a few - a passing reference to lightbulbs (globes)
mazda bulbs stay brighter longer,
Always ask for Mazda!
|
396.11351 | striped pyjamas --> stripped pyjamas | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Mon Jun 18 1990 08:04 | 0 |
396.11352 | stripped pyjamas --> birthday suit | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Jun 18 1990 18:21 | 1 |
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396.11353 | birthday suit -> dressed to celebrate | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Jun 18 1990 20:07 | 1 |
|
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396.11354 | dressed to celebrate --> wedding | POOL::TRUMPLER | Fahrverknoten | Mon Jun 18 1990 23:02 | 1 |
| I was at one last weekend...
|
396.11355 | wedding -> drying ( opposites? :-)) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jun 19 1990 01:12 | 1 |
|
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396.11356 | drying opposites --> twin towels | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Jun 19 1990 01:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.11357 | twin towels --> twin towers | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Jun 19 1990 01:41 | 0 |
396.11358 | twin towers --> two-man water-ski speed-boats | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Tue Jun 19 1990 08:44 | 1 |
|
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396.11359 | two-man water-ski speedboats --> tangled ropes | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Jun 19 1990 18:03 | 1 |
|
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396.11360 | Moral Equivalent | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Jun 19 1990 18:27 | 12 |
| +--> pores --> sweat --> equity ---------+
| |
tangled ropes --> scrambled ropes --+ |
| |
+--> spore --> mushroom --> morel --+ |
| |
| |
+--------- moral <--+ |
| |
moral equivalent <--+ |
| |
+--------- equivalent <--+
|
396.11361 | Moral equivalent -> Aesop's Fables | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jun 19 1990 18:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.11362 | Aesop's Fables -> Mrs. Aesop's queries | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Jun 19 1990 19:13 | 1 |
|
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396.11363 | tangled web | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Jun 19 1990 20:16 | 1 |
| Moral equivalent -> Aesop's fables -> Mrs. Aesop's queries -> tangled web
|
396.11364 | tangled web --> potato basketball | POOL::TRUMPLER | This space for rent | Tue Jun 19 1990 21:58 | 2 |
|
--> Spud Webb through the hoop -->
|
396.11365 | potato basketball --> shoestring potatoes | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Jun 20 1990 00:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.11366 | shoestring potatoes --> dining on a budget | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Wed Jun 20 1990 04:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.11367 | dining on a budget --> eating your words | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Jun 20 1990 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.11368 | eating your words --> swallowing a sword | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Jun 20 1990 18:45 | 1 |
| I'm in an anagrammatic mood
|
396.11369 | swallowing a sword -> hunger pangs | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jun 20 1990 19:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.11370 | hunger pangs --> huger fangs | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Jun 20 1990 22:30 | 1 |
|
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396.11371 | huger fangs --> sabre tooth | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Jun 21 1990 02:13 | 0 |
396.11372 | sabre tooth --> dirk smirk | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Thu Jun 21 1990 08:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.11373 | dirk smirk --> Dastardly Dan | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Jun 21 1990 17:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.11374 | Dastardly Dan -> Simon Bar Sinister | LYRIC::BOBBITT | the universe wraps in upon itself | Thu Jun 21 1990 20:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.11375 | Simon Bar Sinister -> Simon says | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jun 22 1990 01:16 | 1 |
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396.11376 | Simon says --> read my lips | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jun 22 1990 02:10 | 1 |
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|
396.11377 | read my lips -> book of the mouth club? | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jun 22 1990 03:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.11378 | book of the month club? >- book of the month scam... | COMET::POSHUSTA | Solar Cat | Fri Jun 22 1990 09:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.11379 | book of the mouth club --> Mickey Mouse Club | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Fri Jun 22 1990 11:06 | 5 |
| .11377 book of the mouth club
=
.11378 book of the month club loses for misreading .11377
=
|
396.11380 | Mickey Mouse Club --> Roger Rabbit gun | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jun 22 1990 17:59 | 1 |
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|
396.11381 | Roger Rabbit gun -> dumb, dumb bullets | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jun 22 1990 21:06 | 1 |
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396.11382 | dumb, dumb bullets --> moronic munitions | POOL::TRUMPLER | This space for rent | Fri Jun 22 1990 22:47 | 0 |
396.11383 | moronic munitions -> flap happy | COMET::POSHUSTA | Solar Cat | Sat Jun 23 1990 11:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.11384 | flap happy --> feline flap | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Sat Jun 23 1990 12:04 | 10 |
|
(Feline flap is another in the series of alliterative synonyms for
different kinds of animal excrement. Other examples are donkey dung
and canary crap.)
Mr. Moderator: If this is out of bounds, you can delete it, but it
would be a sad state of affairs.
Dave C.
|
396.11385 | feline flap -> cat talk | COMET::POSHUSTA | Solar Cat | Sat Jun 23 1990 13:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.11386 | cat talk -> the cat's meow | HUGS::KRISTY | Rock-n-roll Woobie | Sun Jun 24 1990 10:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.11387 | the cat's meow -> the cat's pajamas | COMET::POSHUSTA | Solar Cat | Sun Jun 24 1990 11:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.11388 | the cat's pajamas -> the cat's grin | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Sun Jun 24 1990 15:03 | 2 |
|
|
396.11389 | the cat's grin --> Cheshire | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Jun 25 1990 10:10 | 0 |
396.11390 | Cheshire--> Cheddar--> Wensleydale-->Wharfdale | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Mon Jun 25 1990 12:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.11391 | Wharfdale --> high and dry | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Jun 25 1990 18:28 | 1 |
| Well, if the wharf's in the dale, where would the water be?
|
396.11392 | high and dry -> Mt. Arafat | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Jun 26 1990 02:16 | 4 |
|
...or something like that - the place Noah came ashore after the flood.
(-;
|
396.11393 | Mt. Arafat --> Yasser, that's my baby! | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Jun 26 1990 02:24 | 4 |
| re: .11392
I think it's "Ararat".
|
396.11394 | Yasser, that's my baby --> proud mama | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Jun 26 1990 18:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.11395 | proud mama => damp amour | MARVIN::KNOWLES | intentionally Rive Gauche | Tue Jun 26 1990 18:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.11396 | damp amour --> drunk and disorderly | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Jun 26 1990 19:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.11397 | drunk and disorderly --> Advanced Drunk and Disorderly | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Tue Jun 26 1990 22:45 | 12 |
| Drunk and disorderly --> d & d --> D & D --> Dungeons and Dragons -->
Advanced Dungeons and Dragons --> A D & D --> (what if there were a
game called) Advanced Drunkeness and Disorderliness ? How would it
be played?
D&D can also stand for Documentation and Discipline
Gee. This sounds like a Trivia topic. See you there.
Dave C.
|
396.11398 | Advanced Drunk and Disorderly --> Passed out | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Jun 26 1990 22:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.11399 | passed out -> cross-eyed | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the universe warps in upon itself | Wed Jun 27 1990 00:01 | 2 |
| in all those old cartoons people who were out cold had X's for eyes.
|
396.11400 | cross-eyed --> pigeon-toed | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Wed Jun 27 1990 03:27 | 4 |
| Funny thing about that, when X was a kxd, some of us wrote letters that
had X's for X's, too.
Dave C.
|
396.11401 | Pigeon-Toed --> Orange Peel | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Jun 27 1990 03:41 | 2 |
| The name of a sleazy disco in a sleazy Clint Eastwood movie from the
'70's.
|
396.11402 | Orange Peel -> Sunset Strip | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jun 27 1990 19:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.11403 | Sunset Strip --> disrobing by daylight | POOL::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Wed Jun 27 1990 22:05 | 0 |
396.11404 | disrobing by daylight --> nude beach | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Jun 27 1990 23:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.11405 | nude beach --> all-over tan | HUGS::KRISTY | Rock-n-roll Woobie | Thu Jun 28 1990 08:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.11406 | all-over tan -> solarcain | COMET::POSHUSTA | Solar Cat | Thu Jun 28 1990 12:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.11407 | solarcain -> moonwalk | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jun 28 1990 18:28 | 6 |
|
^
|
|
solarcain -> solar cane -> moon crutch -
|
396.11408 | moonwalk --> sundance | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Jun 28 1990 18:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.11409 | sundance -> solar flare | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jun 28 1990 21:23 | 1 |
| a type of sundance?
|
396.11410 | solar flare --> cosmic style | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Jun 28 1990 22:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11411 | cosmic style -> lunacy ( one such style :-)) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jun 28 1990 23:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.11412 | lunacy --> see a loon --> birdwatcher | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Jun 29 1990 00:29 | 0 |
396.11413 | birdwatcher -> cuckoo clock | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jun 29 1990 03:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.11414 | cuckoo clock --> 26 hours in a day | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jun 29 1990 17:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.11416 | 26 hours in a day -> wishful thinking | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the universe warps in upon itself | Fri Jun 29 1990 17:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.11417 | wishful thinking --> running down a dream | HUGS::KRISTY | Rock-n-roll Woobie | Fri Jun 29 1990 17:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.11418 | running down a dream --> going down the drain | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Jun 29 1990 18:06 | 0 |
396.11419 | going down the drain -> unusual vacation | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jun 29 1990 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.11420 | unusual vacation -> acid trip (a la Kool Aid) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jun 29 1990 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.11421 | kool aid acid trip --> get the stuff off the sidewalk | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jun 29 1990 19:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.11422 | get the stuff off the sidewalk --> curb your dog | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Jun 29 1990 21:09 | 0 |
396.11423 | curb your dog -> take him for granite? :-) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jun 29 1990 21:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.11424 | take him for granite --> New Hampshire politician | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jun 29 1990 23:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.11425 | New Hampshire politician -> lip reader | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sat Jun 30 1990 02:26 | 3 |
|
John Sununu, former N.H. Governor, current White House Chief of Staff,
seems to be holding out longer than Pres. Bush re no new taxes.
|
396.11426 | lip reader -> book mark | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Jun 30 1990 18:58 | 4 |
| lip reader -> 'read my lips' -> Bush ->
| vv
| book
remark - 're'
|
396.11427 | book mark -> bookie | COMET::POSHUSTA | Solar Cat | Sun Jul 01 1990 05:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.11428 | bookie -> paying over the odds -> expensive | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Sun Jul 01 1990 17:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.11429 | expensive --> used to be thoughtful | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Jul 02 1990 18:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.11430 | used to be thoughtful --> senile | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Jul 02 1990 19:02 | 2 |
|
|
396.11431 | se nile -> trip to Egypt | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the universe warps in upon itself | Mon Jul 02 1990 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.11432 | trip to Egypt --> gazing in Gaza | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Jul 02 1990 20:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.11433 | gazing in Gaza --> bombing in Beirut | POOL::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Mon Jul 02 1990 21:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.11434 | bombing in Beirut -> playing in Peoria | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Jul 02 1990 22:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.11435 | playing in Peoria > working in Walla Walla Washington | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Jul 02 1990 22:08 | 1 |
|
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396.11436 | RE: Walla Walla > ... liked it so much they named it twice | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Mon Jul 02 1990 22:46 | 4 |
| -< working in Walla Walla.. > ...liked it so much they named it twice >-
|
396.11437 | ...they named it twice --> refried beans | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Jul 02 1990 22:57 | 0 |
396.11438 | refried beans -> Le gumes ( fractured French!) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jul 03 1990 00:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.11439 | | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Jul 03 1990 01:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.11440 | passe' composee' in a cast -> no small parts, only small actors | LYRIC::BOBBITT | the universe warps in upon itself | Tue Jul 03 1990 01:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.11441 | no small parts, only small actors -> a play on words! | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jul 03 1990 04:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.11442 | a play on words --> one pun salute! | HUGS::KRISTY | Rock-n-roll Woobie | Tue Jul 03 1990 04:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.11443 | one pun salute -> silver salute!!!!!.....BOOOM!! | COMET::POSHUSTA | Solar Cat | Tue Jul 03 1990 08:23 | 3 |
|
...born on the 4'th of July... !!!!!!!!!
|
396.11444 | Pirate Attack | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Jul 03 1990 18:01 | 7 |
|
silver salute!!!!!.....BOOOM!! ---> silver's a loot!!!!!.....BOOOM!! --+
|
pirate attack <---+
|
396.11445 | Pirate Attack -> The Dread Pirate Roberts | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the universe warps in upon itself | Tue Jul 03 1990 18:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.11446 | The Dread Pirate Roberts --> telephone | POOL::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Tue Jul 03 1990 21:48 | 1 |
| --> Buttercup --> Princess -->
|
396.11447 | telephone -> that rings a bell | MACNAS::DKEATING | | Tue Jul 03 1990 21:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.11448 | that rings a bell -> the bell tolls for thee | COMET::POSHUSTA | Solar Cat | Tue Jul 03 1990 23:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.11449 | that rings a bell -> Quasimodo | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jul 03 1990 23:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.11450 | Quasimodo -> get me to the church on time | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jul 04 1990 01:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.11451 | get me to the church on time --> Hatch,match and dispatch | UILA::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Wed Jul 04 1990 10:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.11452 | Hatch,match and dispatch >- but not necessarily in that order | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Thu Jul 05 1990 00:09 | 0 |
396.11453 | but not necessarily in that order -> out of habit? | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jul 05 1990 23:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.11454 | out of habit? -> incognito nun | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jul 05 1990 23:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11455 | incognito nun -> penguin | COMET::POSHUSTA | Solar Cat | Fri Jul 06 1990 12:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.11456 | penguin -> Batman | MIMIC::CIUFFINI | Car chase scene? Sure! I'll drive! | Fri Jul 06 1990 17:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.11457 | Batman --> bantam | POOL::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Fri Jul 06 1990 22:56 | 0 |
396.11458 | bantam -> Rooster -> Cogburn -> True Grit | LYRIC::BOBBITT | screenage mutant ninja demos | Sat Jul 07 1990 02:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.11459 | Ture Grit -> Straight Dirt | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Jul 07 1990 03:24 | 1 |
|
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396.11460 | Straight Dirt --> Down in the pits | HUGS::KRISTY | Rock-n-roll Woobie | Sat Jul 07 1990 07:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.11461 | down in the pits - indigestion | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Sun Jul 08 1990 20:30 | 0 |
396.11462 | | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Sun Jul 08 1990 21:03 | 6 |
|
It tolls for you -----|
(a few notes back) |---> Tums
|
indigestion ----------|
|
396.11463 | Tums -> Auntie Acid | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Jul 09 1990 20:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.11464 | Auntie Acid -> pro bases | MIMIC::CIUFFINI | Car chase scene? Sure! I'll drive! | Mon Jul 09 1990 21:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.11465 | pro bases --> proboscis | HOTAIR::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Jul 10 1990 04:03 | 1 |
| not to be confused with being nosey...
|
396.11466 | proboscis -> probation | COMET::POSHUSTA | Solar Cat | Tue Jul 10 1990 11:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.11467 | probation-> pro baton, I ( cheerleader's motto ) | MIMIC::CIUFFINI | Car chase scene? Sure! I'll drive! | Tue Jul 10 1990 23:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.11468 | pro baton, I -> whirligig | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jul 11 1990 01:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.11469 | whirligig --> whirling dervish | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Jul 11 1990 22:01 | 0 |
396.11470 | whirling dervish -> Jello Pudding | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jul 12 1990 02:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.11471 | Jello Pudding ->school lunches | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu Jul 12 1990 19:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.11472 | school lunches -> food fight | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jul 12 1990 20:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.11473 | food fight - college days | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Thu Jul 12 1990 21:19 | 0 |
396.11474 | college days --> ivy-covered professors | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Thu Jul 12 1990 22:32 | 8 |
| ... in ivy-covered halls.
Hearts full of youth
Hearts full of truth
Six parts gin to
one part vermouth!
-- "Bright College Days", Tom Lehrer
(now on a CD near you)
|
396.11475 | ivy-covered professors -> Mr. Chips | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 13 1990 19:24 | 7 |
|
When ivy has covered the brick buildings for some time,
repointing ( remove loose mortar, fill with new ) must be done.
The loose mortar falls out in small segments....
|
396.11476 | Mr. Chips --> poker chips | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Sat Jul 14 1990 12:09 | 0 |
396.11477 | poker chips ==> bluffalo chips | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Mon Jul 16 1990 00:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.11478 | buffalo chips --> fall where they may | WMOIS::B_REINKE | treasures....most of them dreams | Mon Jul 16 1990 06:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.11479 | fall where they may==> helter skelter | ANOVAX::TFOLEY | Battle of Wits = unarmed combat. | Mon Jul 16 1990 18:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.11480 | helter skelter -> dishevel | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jul 16 1990 19:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.11481 | dishevel >- despade | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Mon Jul 16 1990 20:01 | 0 |
396.11482 | despade -> de shovel | MACNAS::DKEATING | Dear Miss Lonely Heart | Mon Jul 16 1990 21:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.11483 | despade -> de shovel -> de dynamite | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Jul 16 1990 21:54 | 2 |
|
escalation, lest we forget what it was.
|
396.11484 | de dynamite -> Big Bang Theory | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jul 17 1990 02:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.11485 | big bang theory --> cosmic boom | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Jul 17 1990 23:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.11486 | cosmic boom --> sonic rays | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Wed Jul 18 1990 08:09 | 0 |
396.11487 | sonic rays -> chronic days | MACNAS::DKEATING | Dear Miss Lonely Heart | Wed Jul 18 1990 14:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.11488 | chronic days -> Radio Days ( for Woody Allen fans ) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jul 18 1990 19:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.11489 | Radio Days -> tin cans and string | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jul 18 1990 19:39 | 2 |
|
for those who go back even further...
|
396.11490 | tin cans and string -> Ma Bell | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Jul 18 1990 19:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.11491 | Ma Bell -> Mabell -> beer | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jul 18 1990 20:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.11492 | Ma Bell --> beer --> blue bell potato chips | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Jul 18 1990 21:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.11493 | blue bell potato chips -> bonbel cheese | LEZAH::BOBBITT | screenage mutant ninja demos | Thu Jul 19 1990 01:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.11494 | bonbel cheese -> rat hole alert! | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jul 19 1990 03:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.11495 | rat hole alert! --> Pied Piper | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Jul 20 1990 01:03 | 0 |
396.11496 | pied piper--> Piper Cub | ANOVAX::TFOLEY | Battle of Wits = unarmed combat. | Fri Jul 20 1990 01:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.11497 | Piper Cub --> flying baseball player | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jul 20 1990 02:17 | 2 |
| For the non-US and non-sports joyoflexers: The Cubs are a U.S.
baseball team based in Chicago.
|
396.11498 | flying baseball player >- That must be Bo | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Fri Jul 20 1990 03:47 | 0 |
396.11499 | that must be bo -> Didley Squat! | MACNAS::DKEATING | I DON'T NEED A HEARING AID | Fri Jul 20 1990 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.11500 | Didley Squat --> pike to handstand | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jul 20 1990 19:04 | 1 |
| Sounds like a gymnastics move to me . . .
|
396.11501 | pike to handstand -> No Exit | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 20 1990 20:03 | 2 |
| As in take the 'pike to Handstand' then take Exit 23.
However, existentially, since 23 is not opened yet,
|
396.11502 | No Exit --> Sartre | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jul 20 1990 20:53 | 1 |
| Or was it Camus?
|
396.11503 | Sartre --> raster | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Fri Jul 20 1990 23:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.11504 | raster -> believes in Haile Selassie I | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 20 1990 23:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.11505 | Haile Selassie I -> The Sequel: The Emperor Strikes Back | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Sat Jul 21 1990 00:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.11506 | The Sequel: The Emperor Strikes Back -> use the force | WECARE::KRISTY | Rock-n-roll Woobie | Sat Jul 21 1990 02:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.11507 | use the force --> use the forceps | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Sun Jul 22 1990 03:39 | 0 |
396.11508 | use the forceps -> You've come a long way baby! | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jul 23 1990 19:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.11509 | you've come a long way baby! --> space child | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Jul 23 1990 20:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.11510 | space child >- Moon Unit Zappa | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Mon Jul 23 1990 20:54 | 0 |
396.11511 | Moon Unit Zappa --> golden gun | VIRTUE::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Mon Jul 23 1990 22:53 | 4 |
| Moon Unit --> Astronomical Unit --> A.U. --> Au --> gold[en] gun
^
|
Zappa -------------------------------------- zapper ----------+
|
396.11512 | golden gun -> silver bullets | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jul 23 1990 23:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11513 | golden gun -> silver bullets -> electrolytic action? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Jul 24 1990 02:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.11514 | electrolytic action? --> electric avenue | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Jul 24 1990 19:14 | 8 |
|
re: a few back . . .
I always wondered if a Moon Unit was the measure used by state
highway departments to measure the number of people who dropped
their pants at the cameras in automated tollbooth facilities...
--bonnie
|
396.11515 | electric avenue -> Watts, CA. ? | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jul 24 1990 22:42 | 2 |
|
|
396.11516 | Watts, CA. ? -> a western state | ICS::TANNER | Art is an opinion of reality | Wed Jul 25 1990 17:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.11517 | a western state -> "your own private Idaho" | ANOVAX::TFOLEY | Battle of Wits = unarmed combat. | Wed Jul 25 1990 18:14 | 2 |
| a B52's song from a way back.
|
396.11518 | your own private Idaho -> couch potato | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jul 25 1990 18:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.11519 | couch potato -> lazy French fry | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jul 25 1990 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.11520 | lazy french fry --> dud spud | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Jul 25 1990 20:52 | 0 |
396.11521 | dud spud --> Bud suds | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Jul 25 1990 22:06 | 0 |
396.11522 | Bud suds -> HEAD | ICS::TANNER | Art is an opinion of reality | Wed Jul 25 1990 23:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.11523 | Bud suds --> HEAD --> shampoo | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Jul 26 1990 00:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.11524 | shampoo --> champagne | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Thu Jul 26 1990 04:43 | 15 |
| "In the morning she makes coffee
That tastes like sham---poo;
I come home for dinner
And get peanut butter stew;
Or, if I'm in luck
It's roast hockey puck.
But she's my girl;
She's my girl;
She's my girl;
And I love her."
----- Tom Lehrer c 1960
Dave C.
|
396.11525 | champagne -> tiny bubbles | ICS::TANNER | Art is an opinion of reality | Thu Jul 26 1990 17:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.11526 | tiny bubbles --> flaw in the glass | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Jul 26 1990 17:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11527 | flaw in the glass --> bad wine | SHARE::SATOW | | Thu Jul 26 1990 17:55 | 0 |
396.11528 | bad wine --> bad whine --> SOAPBOX | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Jul 26 1990 18:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.11529 | SOAPBOX --> get off your high horse | WECARE::KRISTY | Take off your kid gloves | Thu Jul 26 1990 20:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.11530 | get off your high horse -> Trojan | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 27 1990 18:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.11531 | Trojan -> belly laugh | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jul 27 1990 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.11532 | belly laugh --> beer belly | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Jul 27 1990 19:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.11533 | beer belly --> bare belly | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Jul 27 1990 20:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.11534 | bare belly -> Christmas in July! | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 27 1990 22:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.11535 | Christmas in July! --> carolling | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Fri Jul 27 1990 23:02 | 22 |
| Christmas time is here by golly
Disapproval would be folly
Deck the halls with hunks of holly
Fill the cup and don't say when...
...
On Christmas day, we can't get sore
Our fellow man we must adore
There's time to rob him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty four...
Relations sparing no expense'll
Give some useless old utensil
Or a matching pen and pencil
(Just the thing I need; how nice)
...
-- Tom Lehrer
who, of course, believes that July is the proper time to start
pushing Christmas carols.
|
396.11536 | carroling -> Dickens | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jul 30 1990 19:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.11537 | Dickens -> Bart Simpson | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Jul 30 1990 22:16 | 3 |
|
Isn't he one?
|
396.11538 | Bart Simpson -> * | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jul 30 1990 22:46 | 5 |
|
(*)
O.J. retires from football, moves to the bay area, rides the
public transportation system....
|
396.11539 | * --> sign of the times | SHARE::SATOW | | Mon Jul 30 1990 23:16 | 0 |
396.11540 | sign of the times --> recycle symbol | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Jul 31 1990 00:42 | 0 |
396.11541 | recycle symbol --> logout :== "@sys$login:login" | AUSCAD::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Tue Jul 31 1990 07:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.11542 | logout :== "sys$login:login" -> dweeby creepy freaky | COMET::POSHUSTA | Solar Cat | Tue Jul 31 1990 09:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.11543 | dweeby creepy freaky --> three Y's men | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Tue Jul 31 1990 22:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.11544 | dweeby creepy freaky -> ergonomically advanced | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Jul 31 1990 22:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.11545 | $6 million man | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Aug 01 1990 18:20 | 5 |
| dweeby creepy freaky --+--> three Y's men -------+
| \__ $6 million man
| /
+--> ergonomically advanced -+
|
396.11546 | $6 million man -> Johnny Dollar (did you listen to radio?) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Aug 01 1990 18:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.11547 | Quarter Pounder | AIS13::MARTINO | Martino isn't my name! | Thu Aug 02 1990 01:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.11548 | Quarter Pounder -> Plug Nickel | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Aug 02 1990 02:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.11549 | plug nickel --> leaking currency | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Aug 02 1990 17:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.11550 | leaking currency -> laundered money | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Aug 02 1990 19:14 | 0 |
396.11551 | laundered money -> Kelvin Klein jeans | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind and stone | Thu Aug 02 1990 19:31 | 2 |
| laundered money -> damp dollars -> frozen assets -> Kelvin Klein jeans
|
396.11552 | Kelvin Klein jeans --> really cool, man | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Aug 02 1990 19:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11553 | really cool, man --> Eskimo | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Aug 02 1990 21:58 | 0 |
396.11554 | Eskimo --> I ski less | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Thu Aug 02 1990 22:01 | 2 |
|
Eskimo == "'E ski mo'"!
|
396.11555 | I ski less -> go fish | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Aug 03 1990 01:44 | 11 |
|
Many years ago, my good friend Abe and I were
trying to determine what was swimming in
a murky pond:
me: "A B, C D goldfish?"
Abie: "M N O goldfish."
m: "O S M R"
|
396.11556 | go fish -> Uno! | ANOVAX::TFOLEY | Battle of Wits = unarmed combat. | Fri Aug 03 1990 03:46 | 1 |
| go fish.....Kid's card game
|
396.11557 | Uno! --> I don't, so tell me! | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Fri Aug 03 1990 04:14 | 0 |
396.11558 | I don't, so tell me! --> fallen off the grapevine | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Aug 03 1990 18:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.11559 | fallen off the grapevine ->squashed -> wine | ANOVAX::TFOLEY | Battle of Wits = unarmed combat. | Fri Aug 03 1990 18:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.11560 | wine --> whimper | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Aug 03 1990 19:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.11561 | wine --> whimper ---> * | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Aug 03 1990 19:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.11562 | -< WHIMPER --> WHIMP ---> * >- | JGO::SOBOT | | Fri Aug 03 1990 20:10 | 1 |
| RE. -1 WHAT HAS WINE GOT TO DO WITH WHIMPER?
|
396.11563 | * >- --> Cupid | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Aug 03 1990 22:22 | 3 |
|
Re: .-1 wine --> whine --> whimper
|
396.11564 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | It's time for a summertime dream | Fri Aug 03 1990 22:25 | 20 |
| * + * > Distributed processing
re.11555
The version I remember from daze of yore
AB, CDFGS?
MNOFGS!
SAR, CDBDIS!
As in
Hey B,
See the effigees ?
They're no effigees!
Yes they are, see the beady eyes!
|
396.11565 | Cupid + distributed processing --> black and white | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Aug 03 1990 22:38 | 0 |
396.11566 | black and white -> [Dylan] | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Aug 04 1990 02:10 | 2 |
| [Dylan] :== Ah, but I was older then, I'm younger than that now.
|
396.11567 | [Dylan] --> [An SF filk song] | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Sun Aug 05 1990 08:04 | 6 |
| [An SF filk song] :== I was born about ten thousand years from now
Sorry, I'm not literary enough to remember the title nor the several
contributing lyricists of the filk song.
Dave C.
|
396.11568 | | JGO::SOBOT | | Mon Aug 06 1990 20:29 | 1 |
| -< CUPID >-----> LOVE>-
|
396.11569 | emotion mandatory, music optional | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Aug 06 1990 20:43 | 5 |
| CUPID --> LOVE ------------+
\
+--> emotion mandatory, music optional
/
[Dylan] --> [SF filk song] --+
|
396.11570 | emotion mandatory, music optional --> anniversary | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Aug 06 1990 23:23 | 0 |
396.11571 | anniversary -> adversary | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Aug 06 1990 23:59 | 7 |
| anniversary = a + nni + versary
nin
non
|
v
d
|
396.11572 | adversary -> the other side | ICS::TANNER | What if air had color.... | Tue Aug 07 1990 00:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.11573 | the other side --> the far side | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Aug 07 1990 02:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.11574 | the far side --> farside chat | SHARE::SATOW | | Tue Aug 07 1990 02:35 | 1 |
| In many dialects, "Fire" comes out sounding like "Far"
|
396.11575 | farside chat ---> echo , echo | AUSCAD::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Tue Aug 07 1990 04:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.11576 | echo , echo -> redundundunant | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Aug 07 1990 18:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.11577 | redundundundant --> your CD player is skipping | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Aug 07 1990 18:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.11578 | your CD player is skipping --> Skip to my Lou | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Aug 07 1990 20:07 | 0 |
396.11579 | Skip to my lou -> Skip with Ballou -> Jungle Book | LYRIC::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Tue Aug 07 1990 20:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.11580 | Jungle Book --> _Tarzan_of_the_Apes_ | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Aug 07 1990 20:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.11581 | _Tarzan_of_the_Apes_ -> Leaky, Lucy, Lions | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Aug 07 1990 23:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11582 | Leaky, Lucy, Lions --> boat, Snoopy, Rotaract | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Wed Aug 08 1990 07:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.11583 | (L,L,L,b,S,R) --> Uncle Captain and the Leakin' Lena | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Wed Aug 08 1990 09:18 | 5 |
| Alliterations in 'L' ----------
\
boat ___________________________\___________ stuff from an old cartoon
/
Cartoon characters ___________ /
|
396.11584 | Uncle Captain & the Leakin' Lena -> The Captain and Tennille | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Wed Aug 08 1990 19:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.11585 | The Captain and Tennille --> Kermit and Miss Piggy | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Aug 08 1990 20:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.11586 | Kermit and Miss Piggy -> Donald and Daisy | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Aug 08 1990 20:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.11587 | Donald and Daisy --> Donald and Ivana | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Aug 08 1990 21:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.11588 | Donald and Ivana --> 1 No Trump | CNTROL::HUBER | | Wed Aug 08 1990 21:24 | 0 |
396.11589 | Donald and Ivana -> 1 no Trump -> vulnerable | SHARE::SATOW | | Wed Aug 08 1990 21:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.11590 | 1 no Trump --> vulnerable --> rubber game | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Aug 09 1990 00:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.11591 | rubber game -> 7th inning stretch | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Aug 09 1990 06:50 | 2 |
| ? rubber game ? ( Where's her game located? :-))
|
396.11592 | 7th inning stretch --> 7 year itch | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Thu Aug 09 1990 09:05 | 7 |
|
and 7 wonders of the world
seven dwarves
7 days of the week
and all the rest. See Trivia.*
|
396.11593 | 7 year itch -> one long scratch | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Aug 09 1990 20:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.11594 | one long scratch --> winning lottery ticket | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Aug 09 1990 20:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11595 | winning lottery ticket -> Statisitcally possible | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Thu Aug 09 1990 20:55 | 0 |
396.11596 | Statistically Possible -> Lies Damned Lies and Statistics | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Thu Aug 09 1990 20:56 | 0 |
396.11597 | Lies Damned Lies and Statistics >- Politics | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Thu Aug 09 1990 22:58 | 0 |
396.11598 | Politics -> E Pluribus Pluribus | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Aug 10 1990 02:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11599 | E Pluribus Pluribus --> Whatever goes around goes around | STAR::CANTOR | You never outgrow your need for TECO. | Fri Aug 10 1990 08:20 | 0 |
396.11600 | Whatever goes around goes around ---> 'flu | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Fri Aug 10 1990 09:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.11601 | 'flu --> through a flaw in the flue | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Aug 10 1990 17:59 | 7 |
| Inspired by a children's rhyme about a fly and a flea stuck in a
chimney:
Said the fly, "Let us flee,"
Said the flea, "Let us fly,"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
|
396.11602 | threw a flaw in the flue | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Aug 10 1990 18:16 | 3 |
|
was writing my memoirs and misspelled a word, so tried to toss the
sheet of paper into the fireplace - but it took an odd bounce.
|
396.11603 | threw a flaw in the flue -> wrecking crew | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Fri Aug 10 1990 19:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.11604 | Seasick Sailors | SHARE::SATOW | | Fri Aug 10 1990 19:35 | 4 |
| wrecking crew --> retching crew --> seasick sailors
|
396.11605 | seasick sailors-> Moby Dick | AIS13::MARTINO | Martino isn't my name! | Fri Aug 10 1990 20:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.11606 | Moby Dick --> Grape Nuts | STAR::CANTOR | Honorary Consultant on Random Events | Sat Aug 11 1990 08:41 | 10 |
| Moby Dick --> Captain Ahab --> big, strong man --> eat your cereal, son
--> breakfast cereal --> Grape Nuts.
And if you believe that, I've got a bridge I want to talk to you about
Dave C.
|
396.11607 | Grape Nuts -> Sonoma valley ( for example ) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Aug 11 1990 20:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.11608 | Sonoma valley --> Sonoma gun | STAR::CANTOR | Honorary Consultant on Random Events | Sat Aug 11 1990 23:48 | 0 |
396.11609 | Sonoma valley -> Sonoma gun -> Sonoma beach | LYRIC::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Mon Aug 13 1990 19:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.11610 | Sonoma beach --> Daughters of the American Revolution | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Aug 13 1990 21:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.11611 | Daughters of the American Revolution -> 54-40 or fight! | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Aug 13 1990 22:11 | 2 |
|
I'm always fighting the wrong war...
|
396.11612 | 54-40 or fight --> 7-20-8 Cigars | STAR::CANTOR | Honorary Consultant on Random Events | Tue Aug 14 1990 09:23 | 0 |
396.11613 | 7-20-8 Cigars --> 76 Trombones | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Aug 14 1990 18:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.11614 | 76 Trombones -> Music, man! | MELEE::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Aug 14 1990 19:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.11615 | Music, Man! -> Disk Jockey | TROA01::SKEOCH | Parallel processors never converge. | Tue Aug 14 1990 23:32 | 3 |
|
|
396.11616 | Disk Jockey --> Desk Jockey | STAR::CANTOR | Honorary Consultant on Random Events | Wed Aug 15 1990 10:45 | 5 |
|
Sometimes known as a "Chairborne Ranger".
Dave C.
|
396.11617 | Desk Jockey --> jockey shorts | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Aug 15 1990 17:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.11618 | jockey shorts -> brand names | LOOKUP::TANNER | not again, again, again | Wed Aug 15 1990 18:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.11619 | < brand names -> Marshall's > | SAGE::SZKLARZ | Can't you hear? My silence screams! | Wed Aug 15 1990 18:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.11620 | Marshall's --> Thurgood --> Sure Good | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Aug 15 1990 18:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11621 | Sure Good -> Sugared | LYRIC::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Wed Aug 15 1990 19:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.11622 | Sugared --> Sugar Daddy --> Rolls Royce | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Aug 15 1990 20:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.11623 | Rolls Royce -> Silver Shadow | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Wed Aug 15 1990 21:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.11624 | Silver Shadow -> Lamont Cranston | TROA09::SKEOCH | Parallel processors never converge. | Wed Aug 15 1990 22:00 | 0 |
396.11625 | Lamont Cranston -> bah, what does HE know? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Aug 15 1990 22:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.11626 | (a tale from two stories) | STAR::CANTOR | Honorary Consultant on Random Events | Thu Aug 16 1990 10:09 | 8 |
| bah, what does HE know? -->
Marley's evil ghost lurked in Scrooge's heart.
------
This is getting too verbose
|
396.11627 | | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Aug 16 1990 17:58 | 5 |
| Marley's evil ghost lurked in Scrooge's heart --> the _Shadow_ knew
|
396.11628 | a tale from two stories -> high-rise kitten | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Aug 16 1990 18:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.11629 | black cat | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Aug 16 1990 18:08 | 4 |
| The _Shadow_ knew --+
\__ black cat
/
high-rise kitten --+
|
396.11630 | black cat-->superstition | ANOVAX::TFOLEY | Battle of Wits = unarmed combat. | Thu Aug 16 1990 19:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.11631 | superstition -> Stevie Wonder -> Wonder Bread | TROA02::SKEOCH | Parallel processors never converge. | Thu Aug 16 1990 21:12 | 0 |
396.11632 | Wonder Bread --> Won der Prize | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Aug 16 1990 21:22 | 1 |
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396.11633 | Won der Prize >- Prize's Honor | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Thu Aug 16 1990 22:41 | 2 |
|
Oh dear!
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396.11634 | Prize's Honor --> get him off her | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Aug 17 1990 18:03 | 1 |
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396.11635 | get him off her --> an off her he can't refuse | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Aug 17 1990 18:22 | 0 |
396.11636 | an off her he can't refuse --> godmother | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Aug 17 1990 18:42 | 1 |
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396.11637 | godmother >- don't mess with father nature | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Fri Aug 17 1990 19:53 | 0 |
396.11638 | Mess "with father nature"=Rather a white tun | EVOAI2::BELMONTET | | Fri Aug 17 1990 21:08 | 6 |
| Yes, I do.
I mess "with father nature".
Sorry for the nature, and the mess.
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396.11639 | Rather a white tun --> wine by the cask | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Mon Aug 20 1990 04:31 | 1 |
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396.11640 | wine by the cask --> heartaches by the score | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Mon Aug 20 1990 08:14 | 0 |
396.11641 | heartaches by the score --> gastric reflux by the gallon | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Mon Aug 20 1990 08:54 | 1 |
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396.11642 | gastric reflux by the gallon --> a gal n her guy | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Lovin' 122' in Phoenix | Mon Aug 20 1990 11:28 | 1 |
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396.11643 | a gal n her guy --> couples galleon | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Aug 21 1990 19:50 | 1 |
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396.11644 | couples galleon --> catamaran | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Wed Aug 22 1990 04:49 | 1 |
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396.11645 | catamaran --> manalamancha | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Wed Aug 22 1990 11:39 | 0 |
396.11646 | catamaran --> manalamancha --> wet windmills | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Aug 22 1990 18:23 | 1 |
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396.11647 | sober engineers | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Aug 22 1990 18:42 | 1 |
| Wet windmills --> Dry Mill --> Sober Engineers
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396.11648 | sober engineers --> stock price down | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Aug 22 1990 19:20 | 1 |
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396.11649 | stock price down --> stock-aid needed --> stockade | VOGON::BALL | Have you got a licence for that pun? | Wed Aug 22 1990 22:11 | 0 |
396.11650 | stockade --> gatorade | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Thu Aug 23 1990 08:41 | 0 |
396.11651 | gatorade --> gate arrayed | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Aug 23 1990 18:50 | 1 |
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396.11652 | gate arrayed -> picket fence | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Thu Aug 23 1990 19:49 | 1 |
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396.11653 | picket fence -> flying picket | VOGON::BALL | Have you got a licence for that pun? | Thu Aug 23 1990 19:55 | 0 |
396.11654 | flying picket -> Bullwinkle | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Thu Aug 23 1990 22:39 | 3 |
| picket fence -> flying picket -> flying cricket -> flying squirrel -> Rocky ->
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396.11655 | Bullwinkle -> Boris Badenov | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Fri Aug 24 1990 05:34 | 0 |
396.11656 | Boris Badenov--- > NEARLY::Goodenough | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Fri Aug 24 1990 07:24 | 3 |
|
My favourite node name/ user name combination...
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396.11657 | NEARLY::Goodenough -> ZERO::Defeks | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Aug 24 1990 18:25 | 1 |
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396.11658 | ZERO::Defecks --> ALMOST::perfect | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Aug 24 1990 19:24 | 1 |
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396.11659 | almost::perfect -> 9 and a half | LYRIC::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Fri Aug 24 1990 21:03 | 1 |
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396.11660 | 9 and a half --> Eight and a half | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Aug 24 1990 21:05 | 0 |
396.11661 | Eight and a half --> Pieces of Eight | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Aug 24 1990 21:31 | 0 |
396.11662 | Pieces of Eight --> Piece of the action | VOGON::BALL | Have you got a licence for that pun? | Fri Aug 24 1990 21:40 | 0 |
396.11663 | Piece of the action --> The whole ball of wax | BLKWDO::MERRICK | many paths--one Light | Sun Aug 26 1990 06:30 | 1 |
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396.11664 | The whole ball of wax --> Stacks of wax | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Sun Aug 26 1990 11:58 | 0 |
396.11665 | Stacks of wax --> waning orb of cheese | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Sun Aug 26 1990 13:16 | 1 |
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396.11666 | waning orb of cheese --> I hate meeces to pieces | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Mon Aug 27 1990 04:33 | 0 |
396.11667 | I hate meeces to pieces --> I love Reese's Cups | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Mon Aug 27 1990 04:42 | 1 |
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396.11668 | I love Reese's Cups ---> 38B | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Mon Aug 27 1990 06:46 | 5 |
|
Without being sure who Reese is.......
and with deference to the fair and gentler gender.....
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396.11669 | 38B ---> How do you know my sister.(from HV44) | EVOAI2::BELMONTET | | Mon Aug 27 1990 20:34 | 0 |
396.11670 | How do you know my sister.(from HV44) -->Secrets..... | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Tue Aug 28 1990 04:22 | 1 |
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396.11671 | Secrets... -> SET AGENDA/HIDDEN | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Aug 28 1990 18:20 | 1 |
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396.11672 | SET AGENDA/HIDDEN -> See No Evil | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Aug 28 1990 18:45 | 1 |
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396.11673 | | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Aug 28 1990 19:44 | 1 |
| -< SET AGENDA/HIDDEN -> See No Evil -> budget planning >-
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396.11674 | budget planning -> think of a number | VOGON::BALL | Have you got a licence for that pun? | Tue Aug 28 1990 20:18 | 0 |
396.11675 | budget planning --> deficit spending | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Aug 28 1990 20:19 | 4 |
| re: "budget planning"
Doesn't that belong in one of the "Oxymoron" notes?
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396.11676 | deficit spending -> enlarging a hole | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Aug 28 1990 20:46 | 1 |
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396.11677 | enlarging a hole --> deep sneakers | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Aug 28 1990 21:40 | 0 |
396.11678 | | SPCTRM::CENTARRINO | | Tue Aug 28 1990 22:41 | 1 |
| -< DEEP SNEAKERS--> OVER YOUR HEAD >-
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396.11679 | Over your head ---> Gallagher | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Hemorrhoid from Hell | Wed Aug 29 1990 00:37 | 1 |
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396.11680 | Gallagher -> Watermelon Man | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Aug 29 1990 19:08 | 2 |
| Is this the same one?
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396.11681 | Watermelon Man -> patchwork | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Aug 29 1990 21:55 | 1 |
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396.11682 | patchwork --> lemon | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Wed Aug 29 1990 22:37 | 1 |
| patchwork --> clockwork --> Orange --> lemon
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396.11683 | lemon >- my fist car | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Wed Aug 29 1990 22:46 | 0 |
396.11684 | my fist car --> lots of punch | CNTROL::HUBER | | Wed Aug 29 1990 22:49 | 0 |
396.11685 | lots of punch > where is Judy? | EVOAI2::BELMONTET | | Wed Aug 29 1990 23:34 | 1 |
| Guignol
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396.11686 | Where is Judy? ---> Whatever happened to Baby Jane? | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Hemorrhoid from Hell | Thu Aug 30 1990 01:46 | 1 |
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396.11687 | Whatever... Baby Jane? -> Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Aug 30 1990 03:29 | 1 |
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396.11688 | Who's afraid of Virginia Wolfe -> Big and bad | PEKING::AMANNP | Don't ask me why | Thu Aug 30 1990 03:33 | 0 |
396.11689 | Big and bad --> Good, bad, and ugly | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Aug 30 1990 18:13 | 0 |
396.11690 | Good, bad, and ugly -> (send) lawyers, guns and money | LYRIC::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Thu Aug 30 1990 18:22 | 1 |
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396.11691 | (send) lawyers, guns and money -> Texas S&L bailout | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Aug 30 1990 18:33 | 1 |
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396.11692 | Ed Mecham's impeachment | SANCHO::MERRICK | | Fri Aug 31 1990 05:49 | 1 |
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396.11693 | Ed Meecham's Impeachment - Peach Crumble | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Fri Aug 31 1990 18:16 | 1 |
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396.11694 | Peach Crumble -> Admiral Hornblower "Wrong Way" Peachfuzz | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Aug 31 1990 19:28 | 1 |
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396.11695 | Adm. Hornblower "Wrong Way" Peachfuzz -> what's in a name? | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Aug 31 1990 20:46 | 1 |
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396.11696 | what's in a name? --> a m e n | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Aug 31 1990 22:49 | 0 |
396.11697 | a m e n -> The last word... | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Sep 01 1990 00:41 | 9 |
|
+-------------------------+
amen ==> | me em en 'NAM | Did I forget any?
| ma am |
| men an |
| mean |
+-------------------------+
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396.11698 | The last word --> zymurgy | POWDML::SATOW | | Sat Sep 01 1990 01:05 | 0 |
396.11699 | zymurgy --> brew-ha-ha | HABS11::MASON | Explaining is not understanding | Sat Sep 01 1990 01:48 | 1 |
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396.11700 | brew-ha-ha --> laughing gas | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Sat Sep 01 1990 03:10 | 0 |
396.11701 | laughing gas --> two cents plain | HABS11::MASON | Explaining is not understanding | Sat Sep 01 1990 06:16 | 1 |
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396.11702 | two cents plain --> twopenny dreadful | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Mon Sep 03 1990 04:54 | 1 |
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396.11703 | twopenny dreadful --> threepenny opera | HABS11::MASON | Explaining is not understanding | Mon Sep 03 1990 07:01 | 1 |
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396.11704 | threepenny opera --> fourpenny one! | WELMT2::HILL | I have a cunning plan, my lord! | Mon Sep 03 1990 18:10 | 1 |
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396.11705 | Fourpenny one => French | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Intentionally Rive Gauche | Mon Sep 03 1990 18:53 | 5 |
| I was intrigued to notice at the weekend that the French version of
the Dreigroschenopfer (or whatever it's really called) is called
L'Opera de Quatre Sous.
b
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396.11706 | French --> dressing | HABS11::MASON | Explaining is not understanding | Mon Sep 03 1990 20:53 | 1 |
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396.11707 | (French,dressing) ==> (Chanel, one n) | EVOAI2::BELMONTET | | Tue Sep 04 1990 17:54 | 1 |
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396.11708 | Chanel, one n --> English Chanel | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Sep 04 1990 18:12 | 0 |
396.11709 | English Chanel -> the chunnel | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Sep 04 1990 18:25 | 1 |
| How goes it, by the way? Haven't heard any news lately.
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396.11710 | the chunnel -> underway? | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Tue Sep 04 1990 19:23 | 1 |
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396.11711 | underway? -> under where? | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Tue Sep 04 1990 20:30 | 1 |
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396.11712 | under where? -> down under | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Sep 04 1990 21:56 | 1 |
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396.11713 | down under --> eider down | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Sep 04 1990 22:39 | 1 |
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396.11714 | eider down -> oh, no! an udder down | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Sep 05 1990 00:48 | 1 |
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396.11715 | oh, no! an udder down --> "Hurl that spheroid down the field" | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Wed Sep 05 1990 09:32 | 1 |
| Another quotation from the great Tom Lehrer.
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396.11716 | Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Sep 05 1990 19:01 | 4 |
| Title of a country-western song whose title has become more famous
than the song ever was.
--bonnie
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396.11717 | just another game | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Sep 06 1990 01:44 | 1 |
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396.11718 | just another game -> rat race | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Thu Sep 06 1990 02:37 | 1 |
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396.11719 | rat race --> rare cat | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Sep 06 1990 03:48 | 0 |
396.11720 | rare cat --> werecat (kinda' like a werewolf) | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Thu Sep 06 1990 04:36 | 0 |
396.11721 | werecat --> here kitty | HABS11::MASON | Explaining is not understanding | Thu Sep 06 1990 07:14 | 1 |
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396.11722 | here kitty -> animal attraction | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Sep 06 1990 18:00 | 1 |
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396.11723 | animal attraction -> stalk...stalk...pounce! | LYRIC::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Thu Sep 06 1990 18:39 | 1 |
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396.11724 | stalk, stalk, pounce --> celery with powderpuff on its head | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Sep 06 1990 19:00 | 1 |
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396.11725 | celery with powderpuff on its head -> cosmetic cukes | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 06 1990 21:55 | 1 |
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396.11726 | cosmetic cukes --> green power | EVOAI2::BELMONTET | | Thu Sep 06 1990 22:49 | 1 |
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396.11727 | green power ---> spinach | SIEVAX::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE | Fri Sep 07 1990 00:41 | 5 |
|
Of the Popeye variety.
Mat.
*:o) <---- Back after a year away from the net.
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396.11728 | spinach -> camel humps | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Sep 07 1990 01:05 | 11 |
|
that's what popped up on Popeye's arms
after he gulped his spinach.
never could duplicate the feat; then
again I had trouble gulping the stuff.
couldn't open the can by squeezing it, either.
hmmm...I got too much iron, perhaps?
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396.11729 | Camel Humps --> Water, water everywhere... | BLKWDO::MERRICK | | Fri Sep 07 1990 06:01 | 1 |
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396.11730 | Water, water everywhere --> And how the hordes did stink | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Fri Sep 07 1990 09:02 | 3 |
| This reply (.11730) is in memoriam to the VAX-11/SpaceHeater730.
Dave C.
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396.11731 | and how the hordes did stink --> quit hoarding albatrosses | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Sep 07 1990 18:33 | 1 |
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396.11732 | (quit) hoarding albatrosses -> cormorant cache | LYRIC::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Fri Sep 07 1990 19:04 | 1 |
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396.11733 | cormorant cache --> but seagulls get credit | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Sep 07 1990 20:05 | 1 |
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396.11734 | but seagulls get credit -> credit where credit is doo | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Sep 07 1990 20:50 | 1 |
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396.11735 | credit where credit is doo -> the poop deck | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Sep 07 1990 22:52 | 1 |
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396.11736 | The poop deck --> The DEC Poop --> DTW | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Sep 07 1990 23:22 | 3 |
| DTW = "Digital This Week" = a U.S. Employee newpaper published every _other_
week.
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396.11737 | DTW -> DPW | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Sat Sep 08 1990 00:08 | 1 |
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396.11738 | DPW --> show default | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Sat Sep 08 1990 02:19 | 2 |
|
--> PWD -->
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396.11739 | show default ---> broken clavicle | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Hemorrhoid from Hell | Sat Sep 08 1990 04:30 | 3 |
|
[show default = shoda fault = shoulder fault]
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396.11740 | broken clavicle --> clavichord blues | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Sun Sep 09 1990 06:17 | 1 |
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396.11741 | clavichord blues => Joe Pass | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Intentionally Rive Gauche | Mon Sep 10 1990 18:45 | 7 |
| Recorded with Joe Pass. I think the sleeve notes said that Edward
Heath had introduced Oscar Peterson to the clavichord, which is
uniquely suited (among trad. keyboard instruments) to the blues
in that the tangent that sounds a note on it also defines the
length of the string.
b
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396.11742 | Joe Pass -> Joe College | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Sep 10 1990 19:24 | 1 |
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396.11743 | Joe College -> Joltin' Joe -> Jolt Cola | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Mon Sep 10 1990 19:47 | 1 |
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396.11744 | Jolt Cola --> not spring water | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Sep 10 1990 20:06 | 1 |
| Well, if it doesn't have springs, it would jolt, wouldn't it?
|
396.11745 | not spring water --> waterfall | CNTROL::HUBER | | Mon Sep 10 1990 22:32 | 0 |
396.11746 | waterfall -> Victoria | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 11 1990 02:50 | 1 |
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396.11747 | Victoria --> Station | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Sep 11 1990 02:53 | 0 |
396.11748 | Station --> Gare St. Lazare | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Sep 11 1990 05:05 | 0 |
396.11749 | Gare St. Lazare --> C'est la gare. | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Tue Sep 11 1990 08:59 | 4 |
| No, I'm not illiterate; I do know that the correct quotation is "C'est
la guerre."
Dave C.
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396.11750 | C'est la gare --> Ceeeeegar --> Stogie | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Sep 11 1990 18:04 | 2 |
| "Stogie" is a(n American) slang term for "cigar", particulary big, smelly
ones.
|
396.11751 | Stogie --> King of the Road | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Sep 11 1990 20:09 | 15 |
| From a hit song of many years back:
I smoke old stogies I have found
Short, but not too big around
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the Road
I know every engineer on every train
All of their children and all of their names
And every handout in every town
And every lock that ain't locked when no one's around . . .
I could go on but I think maybe I won't.
--bonnie
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396.11752 | King of the Road -> Tartar | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 11 1990 21:25 | 8 |
|
King of the Road
| |
v v
Arthur + Tarmac = Arttar -( scramble machine ) ->
p.s. re:-1 'many years back' = 1965.
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396.11753 | Tartar --> halitosis | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Sep 11 1990 21:38 | 5 |
| Good God, was it THAT long ago????
I must be older than I thought!
--bonnie
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396.11754 | halitosis --> even your friends won't tell you | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Wed Sep 12 1990 04:34 | 15 |
| ((Rat hole alert. Rat hole alert. Rat hole alert. Rat hole alert.))
Re .11751
> I could go on but I think maybe I won't.
Interesting. That scans well with the tune you were quoting. How about
**ta dah** Song Parodies Addition Football ?
I could go on but I think maybe I won't.
Maybe I should just drink. Baby, no, don't!
No rhymes
Before their times
...
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396.11755 | even your friends won't tell you --> but your enemies will | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Sep 12 1990 18:48 | 3 |
| Dave, I think you may have a future writing country-western lyrics.
--bonnie
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396.11756 | but your enemies will --> will it to your enemies | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Sep 12 1990 19:35 | 0 |
396.11757 | will it to your enemies --> can't take it with you | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Wed Sep 12 1990 22:44 | 1 |
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396.11758 | can't take it with you -> coffers | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 13 1990 01:41 | 3 |
|
is that "can't take it with you", he said gravely.? :-)
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396.11759 | coffers ---> sneeezers | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Thu Sep 13 1990 08:03 | 1 |
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396.11760 | sneeezers ---> tweeezers | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Thu Sep 13 1990 10:12 | 0 |
396.11761 | tweeezers --> for eyes | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Thu Sep 13 1990 21:01 | 2 |
|
--> four e's --> four i's -->
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396.11762 | for eyes --> peepers | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Thu Sep 13 1990 22:34 | 1 |
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396.11763 | peepers >- Wally Cox | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Thu Sep 13 1990 22:39 | 0 |
396.11764 | Wally Cox --> wall clocks | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Sep 14 1990 22:40 | 0 |
396.11765 | wall clocks --> WalMart | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Sat Sep 15 1990 01:53 | 1 |
| a chain of US drug/convenience stores.
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396.11766 | WalMart --> John-Boy | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Sat Sep 15 1990 23:52 | 1 |
| WalMart --> Walton (Sam, founder of WalMart) --> The Waltons
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396.11767 | John-Boy -> Johnny Mop | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Sep 17 1990 18:45 | 1 |
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396.11768 | Johnny Mop -> RAGG MOPP | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Mon Sep 17 1990 19:14 | 1 |
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396.11769 | RAGG MOPP -> Raggedy Ann | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Sep 17 1990 20:45 | 2 |
|
I think I sat behind her in 4th grade.
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396.11770 | Raggedy Ann -- > candy heart | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Sep 18 1990 01:42 | 0 |
396.11771 | candy heart -> Takes a licking and keeps on ticking | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 18 1990 02:46 | 1 |
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396.11772 | Takes a licking and keeps on ticking >- John Camron Swayze | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Tue Sep 18 1990 03:14 | 0 |
396.11773 | John Camron Swayze -> Patrick Swayze | LYRIC::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Tue Sep 18 1990 19:26 | 1 |
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396.11774 | Patrick Swayze -> nothing sways ye | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Sep 18 1990 21:25 | 1 |
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396.11775 | nothing sways ye --> hammock | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Sep 18 1990 23:32 | 0 |
396.11776 | hammock --> ham hocks | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Sep 18 1990 23:47 | 0 |
396.11777 | ham hocks -> "hah!" <- ( mocks ) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Sep 19 1990 02:45 | 1 |
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396.11778 | Mocks -> The name's Mok, thanks a lot | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Wed Sep 19 1990 19:34 | 2 |
| obscure reference to the animated movie "Rock and Rule"
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396.11779 | the name's Mok --> Mock Turtle | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Sep 19 1990 19:35 | 1 |
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396.11780 | Mock Turtle -> hare-y risk | NYSSA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Sep 19 1990 20:31 | 1 |
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396.11781 | hare-y risk --> shaving with a dull blade | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Sep 19 1990 21:59 | 1 |
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396.11782 | shaving with a dull blade --> Nick | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Wed Sep 19 1990 22:43 | 0 |
396.11783 | Nick --> at Night | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Wed Sep 19 1990 22:57 | 1 |
| as in Nickelodeon, the cable channel.
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396.11784 | nick -> at night -> nickturnal? | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Thu Sep 20 1990 05:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.11785 | nickturnal? --> brick urinal? | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Thu Sep 20 1990 09:24 | 0 |
396.11786 | brick urinal --> built like a brick outhouse | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Sep 20 1990 18:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.11787 | (built like a brick) outhouse -> crescent moon | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Thu Sep 20 1990 19:43 | 2 |
| outhouses often had 'em carved in the doors....
|
396.11788 | crescent moon --> moon over Miami | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Sep 20 1990 19:57 | 4 |
| Carved in the door? I thought that was what happened when the
door flew open.
--bonnie
|
396.11789 | moon over Miami --> streaking in Central Park | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Fri Sep 21 1990 00:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.11790 | streaking in Central Park --> parking in Grand Central station | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Sep 21 1990 02:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.11791 | parking in Grand Central station -> Quiz show | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Sep 21 1990 18:02 | 14 |
| parking in Grand Central station -> ( isn't this an oxymoron? )
| v | |
v $1000 | v
sparking v Radio/television
(for you) tendencies ( as in statistics )
(old timers)
\ \ / /
\ \ / /
[ Interjection: Where's Steve K when you really need him? ]
\ \ / /
....> Quiz show <.
|
396.11792 | Quiz show -> Cow Cheese | CRIME::BIJAOUI | Real problems are in Beirut | Fri Sep 21 1990 18:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.11793 | cow cheese -> Cochese | LYRIC::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Fri Sep 21 1990 21:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.11794 | cow cheese -> Cochese -> Cheddar and Swiss | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Sep 21 1990 23:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.11795 | Cheddar and Swiss --> where's the beef? | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Sun Sep 23 1990 01:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.11796 | where's the beef? --> Persian Gulf | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Mon Sep 24 1990 19:10 | 1 |
| if you ask me...
|
396.11797 | Persian Gulf -->Indian Ocean | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Sep 24 1990 20:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.11798 | Indian Ocean -> Beach Buoys :-) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Sep 24 1990 23:58 | 1 |
| Indian Ocean + Persian Gulf + Soldiers ->
|
396.11799 | Beach Buoys --> beached whale | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Sep 25 1990 00:36 | 0 |
396.11800 | beached whale --> bleached bones | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Sep 25 1990 20:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.11801 | Bleached Bones -> Deborah Harry | MACNAS::DKEATING | Hands Off The G.A.A. :-) | Tue Sep 25 1990 21:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.11802 | Deborah Harry -> Rapture | CRIME::BIJAOUI | Real problems are in Beirut | Tue Sep 25 1990 22:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.11803 | rapture -> enraptured -> bedazzled | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Wed Sep 26 1990 20:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.11804 | bedazzled --> mead | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Sep 26 1990 21:05 | 5 |
| bedazzled --> dazzled bee --> from drinking too much fermented honey +
|
+--------------------------------------------------------------------+
|
+--> mead
|
396.11805 | mead --> made | CNTROL::HUBER | | Wed Sep 26 1990 22:43 | 0 |
396.11806 | mead --> made --> Edam --> cheese | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Sep 26 1990 22:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.11807 | cheese --> dejavu | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Thu Sep 27 1990 00:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.11808 | dejavu --> been there, done that | CLOVE::SZKLARZ | Can't you hear? My silence screams! | Thu Sep 27 1990 02:38 | 2 |
|
|
396.11809 | been there, done that --> can't get thar from here | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Sep 27 1990 18:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.11810 | can't get thar from here -> use a black hole | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Sep 27 1990 18:52 | 2 |
| gotta do *something* to economize on gasoline.
|
396.11811 | use a black hole --> disappear | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Sep 27 1990 20:02 | 0 |
396.11812 | Disappear --> Dis an apple | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Sep 27 1990 20:26 | 0 |
396.11813 | Dis an apple --> Dem's da brakes | BLITZN::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Thu Sep 27 1990 20:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.11814 | Dem's da brakes --> and dey's gonna cost ya ta fix 'em | CNTROL::HUBER | | Thu Sep 27 1990 21:57 | 0 |
396.11815 | dey's gonna cost ya . . .--> an offer you can't refuse | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Sep 27 1990 22:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.11816 | | MACNAS::DKEATING | Hands Off The G.A.A. :-) | Fri Sep 28 1990 17:53 | 1 |
| an offer you can't refuse -> free sex!
|
396.11817 | Free sex -> some restrictions apply | 4GL::LASHER | Working... | Fri Sep 28 1990 17:58 | 3 |
| (You've got to read the fine print.)
Lew Lasher
|
396.11818 | some restrictions apply -> limited liability | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Sep 28 1990 18:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.11819 | Bilko | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Sep 28 1990 18:53 | 7 |
| limited liability --> limited lie ability --> poor salemanship ---+
|
|
+---- sergeant <-- non-commissioned officer <-- no commissions <---+
|
|
+---> Bilko
|
396.11820 | Bilko --> Brillo | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Sep 28 1990 19:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.11821 | Brillo -> SOS! | LYRIC::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Fri Sep 28 1990 19:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.11822 | Brillo --> SOS! --> you're all washed up | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Sep 28 1990 20:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.11823 | you're all washed up --> beached whale | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Fri Sep 28 1990 20:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.11824 | beached whale --> bleached whale --> Moby Dick | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Sep 28 1990 20:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.11825 | Moby Dick --> Dopey Mick | BLITZN::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Fri Sep 28 1990 23:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.11826 | Dopey Mick -> Great Scot | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Oct 01 1990 16:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.11827 | Great Scot -> cue to throw the toilet paper | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Mon Oct 01 1990 16:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.11828 | cue to throw the toilet paper -> confetti | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Oct 01 1990 16:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.11829 | confetti --> profetti | CNTROL::HUBER | | Mon Oct 01 1990 20:29 | 0 |
396.11830 | profetti --> prophetic | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Oct 01 1990 20:48 | 0 |
396.11831 | prophetic --> prescient | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Mon Oct 01 1990 23:41 | 0 |
396.11832 | prescient -> premature hindsight | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Oct 02 1990 01:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.11833 | premature hindsight --> baby's bum | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Oct 02 1990 01:46 | 0 |
396.11834 | baby's bum -> source of diaper fill :-) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 02 1990 16:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11835 | source of diaper fill --> hit the fan | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Oct 02 1990 17:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.11836 | hit the fan -> boo the players? | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 02 1990 19:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.11837 | boo the players? --> coach the coach | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Oct 02 1990 22:03 | 0 |
396.11838 | coach the coach --> train the trainer | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Wed Oct 03 1990 02:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.11839 | train the trainer -> re-source the resource | CSCMA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Oct 04 1990 16:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.11840 | re-source the resource -> laundering money | LYRIC::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Thu Oct 04 1990 17:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.11841 | laundering money --> stolen credit cards | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Thu Oct 04 1990 18:03 | 0 |
396.11842 | stolen credit cards --> pinched plastic | BLITZN::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Thu Oct 04 1990 18:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.11843 | pinched plastic -> extruded steel | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 05 1990 16:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.11844 | extruded steel -> iron bars (do not a prison make) | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind, and stone | Fri Oct 05 1990 17:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.11845 | iron bars --> brown b'ars | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Oct 05 1990 17:27 | 9 |
| In the song "The Ballad of Davy Crockett", there is a verse:
Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee,
Greenest state in the land of the free,
Raised in the woods so he knew every tree,
Kilt him a b'ar
when he was only three.
As a kid, I wondered who "Himmabar" was.
|
396.11846 | brown b'ars ---> Hershey | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Hemorrhoid from Hell | Fri Oct 05 1990 21:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.11847 | Hershey --> Reeses | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Fri Oct 05 1990 21:40 | 0 |
396.11848 | Reeses -> ET | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Oct 06 1990 00:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.11849 | ET --> Entertainment Tonight | BLITZN::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Sat Oct 06 1990 00:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.11850 | Entertainment Tonight ---> Mary Hart | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Hemorrhoid from Hell | Sat Oct 06 1990 00:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.11851 | Mary Hart -> I need a Newhart | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sat Oct 06 1990 00:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.11852 | I need a Newhart --> Dream On | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Sat Oct 06 1990 01:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.11853 | Dream on -> Rip VanWinkel... | MACNAS::DKEATING | It's 3 o'clock in the morning... | Mon Oct 08 1990 13:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.11854 | Rip VanWinkel... -> Chudee, Chudee, Chudee... | NECSC::BIELSKI | ZZzzzzz....huh?? | Mon Oct 08 1990 16:20 | 3 |
|
Don't know where that came from...one too many late night movies, I
expect, not to mention the oversalted popcorn.
|
396.11855 | Chudee, Chudee, Chudee -> Cary Grant | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Oct 08 1990 19:49 | 0 |
396.11856 | Cary Grant -> Carrie Fischer | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan b. | Tue Oct 09 1990 01:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.11857 | Carrie Fischer -> Carry On | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 09 1990 16:52 | 2 |
|
from the Joan Baez album title...
|
396.11858 | Carry On --> Mind how you go | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Oct 09 1990 17:52 | 0 |
396.11859 | Mind how you go -> dead brain cells | VOGON::BALL | Have you got a licence for that pun? | Tue Oct 09 1990 18:21 | 0 |
396.11860 | dead brain cells --> jars of formaldehyde | CNTROL::HUBER | | Tue Oct 09 1990 20:48 | 0 |
396.11861 | dead brain cells -> Max Headroom | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Oct 09 1990 20:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.11862 | Max Headroom --> Head and Shoulders | TERZA::ZANE | shadow juggler | Tue Oct 09 1990 21:43 | 0 |
396.11863 | Head and shoulders ---> give good shoulders | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Hemorrhoid from Hell | Tue Oct 09 1990 23:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.11864 | Now + Then -> mummy | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 10 1990 00:40 | 2 |
| Now + Then = Next
give good shoulders + jars of formaldehyde = ->
|
396.11865 | Mummy -> Not now,Junior... | MACNAS::DKEATING | It's 3 o'clock in the morning... | Wed Oct 10 1990 12:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.11866 | Not now, Junior... -> you may unravel | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Oct 10 1990 16:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.11867 | you may unravel --> leaving loose ends | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Wed Oct 10 1990 20:26 | 2 |
|
|
396.11868 | leaving loose ends --> unfinished business | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Wed Oct 10 1990 20:36 | 0 |
396.11869 | unfinished business -> paperwork | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 10 1990 23:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.11870 | -<Paperwork->More Paperwork> | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | | Thu Oct 11 1990 02:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.11871 | More Paperwork->VMS docset | WELMTS::HILL | I have a cunning plan, my lord! | Thu Oct 11 1990 16:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.11872 | VMS docset -> turning RISCy | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Oct 11 1990 19:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.11873 | turning RISCy --> risque | TERZA::ZANE | Virtual Woman | Thu Oct 11 1990 19:40 | 0 |
396.11874 | turning RISCy --> risque --> Un*x | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Oct 11 1990 19:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11875 | Un*x --> unics | THEGIZ::PITARD | Where I come from, we take turns! | Thu Oct 11 1990 22:56 | 2 |
|
|
396.11876 | unics -> brain power | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Oct 11 1990 23:23 | 6 |
| unics = un + ics
| |
v V
no integrated circuits ->
|
396.11877 | brain power -> ouch, that hertz | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Oct 12 1990 01:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.11878 | ouch, that hertz ==> OJ Simpson | THEGIZ::PITARD | Where I come from, we take turns! | Fri Oct 12 1990 03:39 | 2 |
|
|
396.11879 | OJ Simpson --> Bart Simpson | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Fri Oct 12 1990 17:25 | 1 |
| Hey, do you suppose they're related????
|
396.11880 | Bart Simpson -> "Human Gives Birth To Cow!" | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 12 1990 18:57 | 0 |
396.11881 | Philosophy PhD | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Oct 12 1990 19:26 | 4 |
| Human gives birth to cow --> berth for a cow --> dock for cow ship -----+
|
|
Philosophy PhD <-- Doc for bull**** <---+
|
396.11882 | Bart Simpson --> Don't have a cow man! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | Spring flowers make me sneeze. | Fri Oct 12 1990 19:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.11883 | I moo, therefore I am | THEGIZ::PITARD | Where I come from, we take turns! | Fri Oct 12 1990 21:26 | 7 |
|
"Don't have a cow man" -----
\
\________I moo, therefore I am
/
/
Philosophy PhD--------------
|
396.11884 | OJ Simpson----> TD's | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | | Sat Oct 13 1990 02:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.11885 | TD's --> rough landing | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Sat Oct 13 1990 18:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.11886 | | MACNAS::DKEATING | It's 3 o'clock in the morning... | Mon Oct 15 1990 16:18 | 6 |
|
I moo,therefore I am -----
--
----- Cow dung!
--
Rough landing ----
|
396.11887 | NASA's moonjumping cow | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Oct 15 1990 16:19 | 7 |
| ^
/ \
|
I moo, therefore I am--- |
|----
rough landing --------
|
396.11888 | cow moons NASA | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Oct 15 1990 16:27 | 5 |
| NASA's moonjumping cow--+
|
+---> cow moons NASA
|
cow dung----------------+
|
396.11889 | cow moons NASA -> Gives Shuttle Bum (Steer!) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Oct 15 1990 18:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.11890 | Gives Shuttle Bum (Steer) ( --> steer ) --> turn left | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Mon Oct 15 1990 19:48 | 2 |
| ... in a desparate attempt to escape the cowpies from the last few
entries...
|
396.11891 | turn left --> swallow returns | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Oct 15 1990 20:14 | 0 |
396.11892 | ? swallow returns >- losing candidate | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Mon Oct 15 1990 20:30 | 0 |
396.11893 | losing candidate --> file a missing person report | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Mon Oct 15 1990 23:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.11894 | file a missing person report -> Jimmy Hoffa | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Oct 15 1990 23:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.11895 | Jimmy Hoffa -> cast in concrete | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Oct 16 1990 16:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.11896 | cast in concrete -> etched in jello | LEZAH::BOBBITT | COUS: Coincidences of Unusual Size | Tue Oct 16 1990 18:02 | 5 |
| When people on several projects I know would ask "is this written in
stone?", the response would be the above...."no its....."
-Jody
|
396.11897 | etched in jello --> ice cream with no bones | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Tue Oct 16 1990 18:06 | 6 |
| Several years ago, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter thoughtfully
twirled her spoon through a dish of soft ice cream and informed us
in a tone of sudden discovery, "Ice cream is just jello with
bones!"
--bonnie
|
396.11898 | - - - > unstructured yell | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Oct 17 1990 00:09 | 4 |
|
^
|
--> I scream boneless - -
|
396.11899 | unstructured yell-->yodel | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | | Wed Oct 17 1990 00:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.11900 | yodel --> Hello, Derek. | SIEVAX::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE | Wed Oct 17 1990 18:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.11901 | Hello, Derek --> High, Crane | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Wed Oct 17 1990 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.11902 | High, Crane --> Tall Bird | WMOIS::B_REINKE | We won't play your silly game | Wed Oct 17 1990 19:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.11903 | Tall bird --> file transfer | VOGON::BALL | Have you got a licence for that pun? | Wed Oct 17 1990 19:32 | 1 |
| Tall bird --> Big Bird --> Kermit --> file transfer
|
396.11904 | Kermit --> file transfer --> frog in my LAT | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Wed Oct 17 1990 19:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.11905 | frog in LAT --> ribBITing down the Ethernet Highway | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Wed Oct 17 1990 19:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.11906 | ...down the Ethernet highway --> traffic accident | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Wed Oct 17 1990 20:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.11907 | traffic accident <---- wrong place..wrong time | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | | Wed Oct 17 1990 20:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.11908 | Wrong place.. wrong time --> Story of My Life!! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Wed Oct 17 1990 21:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.11909 | Story of My Life!! -> dropped in, on, & out | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Oct 18 1990 00:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.11910 | Story of My Life --> soap opera | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Thu Oct 18 1990 00:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.11911 | soap opera -> The Barber of Suds | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Oct 18 1990 00:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.11912 | The Barber of Suds => Rossini | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Per ardua ad nauseam | Thu Oct 18 1990 15:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.11913 | Theme from the Lone Ranger | INFRNO::RANDALL | self-defined person | Thu Oct 18 1990 16:38 | 13 |
| dropped in, on, and out --+
\
+---> Theme from the Lone Ranger
/
Barber of Suds --> Rossini +
Which is actually the overture from the opera _William_Tell_. And
if having the theme from one's grandiose attempt to be politically
inspiring taken over as the theme for a horse opera isn't getting
dropped on, I don't know what is . . .
--bonnie
|
396.11914 | Theme from the Lone Ranger -> "A Watched Tree Never Burns" | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Oct 18 1990 18:07 | 2 |
| A lone ranger high in a tower jotting notes and essays about his
work...
|
396.11915 | A Watched Tree Never Burns --> Burning bush | INFRNO::RANDALL | self-defined person | Thu Oct 18 1990 19:11 | 1 |
| I guess Moses must have taken his mind off his job . . .
|
396.11916 | Burning bush --> Nuking Hussein | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Oct 18 1990 19:51 | 0 |
396.11917 | Nuking Hussein => Welding Silber | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Oct 18 1990 21:36 | 8 |
| ho, poy. Local looney political time in MA again.
John Silber and Bill Weld are running for governor. Soldering & welding
can be considered similar to nontekkies like me; I think that soldering
wire contains some silver, but at this point I'm willing to resort to
un-poetic license.
Stan "vote early & often" B.
|
396.11918 | Welding Silber ---> silver smithing | WMOIS::B_REINKE | We won't play your silly game | Thu Oct 18 1990 22:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.11919 | Silver smithing --> HOT stuff to work with | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Fri Oct 19 1990 00:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.11920 | HOT stuff to work with --> Wendy's | INFRNO::RANDALL | self-defined person | Fri Oct 19 1990 00:12 | 2 |
| The Wendy's hamburger chain used to have the slogan,
"What's hot and juicy? Ask Wendy!"
|
396.11921 | Wendy's --> left me alone | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Fri Oct 19 1990 07:20 | 0 |
396.11922 | left me alone --> left out | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Oct 19 1990 15:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.11923 | left out -> fielder | NECSC::BIELSKI | who'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'? | Fri Oct 19 1990 16:27 | 2 |
| place the emphasis where you will: left out fielder
|
396.11924 | fielder -> Flanders | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 19 1990 16:40 | 1 |
| Re: -1 What a great personal name...! :-)
|
396.11925 | Flanders -> Moll | LEZAH::BOBBITT | COUS: Coincidences of Unusual Size | Fri Oct 19 1990 17:25 | 2 |
| as in "the amorous adventures of Moll Flanders" (or was it "the secret
lives of....?"
|
396.11926 | Moll >- Gun | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Fri Oct 19 1990 20:39 | 0 |
396.11927 | Gun --> Gnu | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Oct 19 1990 21:29 | 1 |
| One of my favorite words
|
396.11928 | Gnu -> self-referential TLA's | LYRIC::BOBBITT | COUS: Coincidences of Unusual Size | Fri Oct 19 1990 21:44 | 1 |
| GNU = Gnu's Not Unix
|
396.11929 | self-referential TLA's -> salt | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Oct 20 1990 03:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.11930 | salt --> sea | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Sat Oct 20 1990 19:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.11931 | sea --> Tranquility | BLITZN::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Mon Oct 22 1990 03:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.11932 | Tranquility -> mooning the world | NECSC::BIELSKI | who'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'? | Mon Oct 22 1990 16:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.11933 | mooning the world -> celestial curse | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Oct 22 1990 21:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.11934 | Canis Major and Minor | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Oct 22 1990 21:21 | 2 |
| ---> celestial curs -->
|
396.11935 | Canis Major and Minor -> dog-eared Army officer & brat | NECSC::BIELSKI | who'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'? | Tue Oct 23 1990 00:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.11936 | dog-eared Army officer & brat -> 'Lil Orphan Annie | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 23 1990 19:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.11937 | 'Lil Orphan Annie ---> Sandy | WMOIS::B_REINKE | We won't play your silly game | Tue Oct 23 1990 20:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.11938 | Bette Middler | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Wed Oct 24 1990 00:42 | 5 |
| Li'l Orphan Annie --> Sandy --> Beaches --> Bette Middler
Who I always thought looked like Annie . . .
--bonnie
|
396.11939 | Bette Middler --> go broke slowly | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Oct 24 1990 00:57 | 5 |
| Bette Winner and you get rich
Bette Loser and you go broke quickly
Bette Middler and you go broke slowly
|
396.11940 | go broke slowly ---> sons in college | WMOIS::B_REINKE | We won't play your silly game | Wed Oct 24 1990 05:06 | 1 |
| from personal experience! ;-}
|
396.11941 | sons in college --> sun in the seventh house | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Wed Oct 24 1990 16:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.11942 | sun in the seventh house -> bleached blonde | NECSC::BIELSKI | who'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'? | Wed Oct 24 1990 22:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.11943 | bleached blonde -> Blond on Blond ( Dylan ) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 24 1990 22:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.11944 | bleached blonde --> blanched almond | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Thu Oct 25 1990 00:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.11945 | blanched almonds --> hot nuts | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Oct 25 1990 00:39 | 2 |
|
|
396.11946 | hot nuts ---> the devil's own | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Thu Oct 25 1990 02:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.11947 | wicked temptress... | WMOIS::B_REINKE | We won't play your silly game | Thu Oct 25 1990 04:17 | 3 |
| ^
|
blond on blond + the devil's own--------|
|
396.11948 | wicked temptress... ---> just a tease.. | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | D R A B C = action plan | Thu Oct 25 1990 07:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.11949 | just a tease... ---> no coffees | SIEVAX::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK) | Thu Oct 25 1990 14:24 | 2 |
| said Manuel from Fawlty Towers.
|
396.11950 | no coffees --> no bananas | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Thu Oct 25 1990 20:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.11951 | no bananas -> no reason, no rhyme :-) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Oct 25 1990 21:55 | 4 |
|
And from a different note string...
|
396.11952 | no reason, no rhyme -> Phantom Tollbooth | LYRIC::BOBBITT | COUS: Coincidences of Unusual Size | Thu Oct 25 1990 22:34 | 4 |
| That's what the problem was with Dictionopolis and Digitopolis in 'The
Phantom Tollbooth'
|
396.11953 | Phantom Tollbooth --> at the end of the universe | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Thu Oct 25 1990 22:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.11954 | at the end of the universe --> center | TERZA::ZANE | all in good time | Thu Oct 25 1990 23:00 | 0 |
396.11955 | BOX! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Venturer Scouts: feral Cub Scouts | Fri Oct 26 1990 06:50 | 4 |
|
center --> centre circle --> penalty area --> sin bin ---> BOX!
|
396.11956 | BOX! -> left hook, right jab | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 26 1990 16:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.11957 | left hook, right jab --> flat on back | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Fri Oct 26 1990 17:47 | 3 |
| Haven't we been through "box" about ten times?
--bonnie
|
396.11958 | flat on back --> buxom on front | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Oct 26 1990 18:10 | 0 |
396.11959 | buxom on front -> bustle in back | LEZAH::BOBBITT | COUS: Coincidences of Unusual Size | Fri Oct 26 1990 18:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.11960 | buxom on front >- Dolly Parton | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Fri Oct 26 1990 18:36 | 120 |
396.11961 | bustle + Dolly -> reinforced concrete | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 26 1990 18:46 | 2 |
|
bustle in back + Dolly Parton ->
|
396.11962 | reinforced concrete --> Concrete Blonde | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Fri Oct 26 1990 18:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.11963 | Concrete Blonde --> Platinum Blond | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Fri Oct 26 1990 19:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.11964 | Platinum Blond -->Revaluation | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Fri Oct 26 1990 20:50 | 4 |
| -< Concrete Blonde --> Platinum Blond -->revaluation >-
|
396.11965 | blonds --> revaluation --> golddigger | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Fri Oct 26 1990 20:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11966 | golddigger -> goldbricker | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 26 1990 21:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.11967 | goldbricker --> slipper | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Fri Oct 26 1990 22:12 | 1 |
| goldbricker --> loafer --> slipper
|
396.11968 | slipper --> a Mickey | POWDML::SATOW | | Sat Oct 27 1990 00:57 | 6 |
| re: .11960.
Of course you omitted 396.0, the progenitor of all this mess, and no doubt the
reason for all the recursions.
Clay
|
396.11969 | a Mickey --> is how old?! | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Sat Oct 27 1990 01:49 | 7 |
| >Of course you omitted 396.0, the progenitor of all this mess, and no doubt the
>reason for all the recursions.
I noticed that. I wonder if it's a bug with "DIR/TITLE=BOX .*"?
Mike
|
396.11970 | is (I'm) how old?! ----> going to be a grandmother | WMOIS::B_REINKE | bread&roses | Sat Oct 27 1990 17:46 | 1 |
| sorta my reaction when my son told me the good news
|
396.11971 | going to be a grandmother --> Revenge!!! | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Sun Oct 28 1990 19:41 | 2 |
| "Hope he turns out just like you..."
what I told my daughter when my grandson was born.
|
396.11972 | Revenge!!! ---> Sweet prospects | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Venturer Scouts: feral Cub Scouts | Mon Oct 29 1990 01:20 | 4 |
|
Get your revenge, Live long enough to be a nuisance to your kids..!
|
396.11973 | Sweet prospects -> another date | NECSC::BIELSKI | who'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'? | Mon Oct 29 1990 17:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.11974 | another date -> 1066 | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Oct 29 1990 18:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.11975 | another date --> 1066 --> 1492 | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Mon Oct 29 1990 18:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.11976 | Winter Tour | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Oct 29 1990 19:29 | 6 |
|
1066 --> 1492 --> Middle-Aged Europeans invade West Indies -->
|
396.11977 | Winter Tour -> Free Ride | LEZAH::BOBBITT | COUS: Coincidences of Unusual Size | Mon Oct 29 1990 20:38 | 2 |
| my fave song by the Edgar Winter Group
|
396.11978 | free ride --> tourist trap | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Mon Oct 29 1990 21:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.11979 | tourist trap ---> man trap | SIEVAX::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK) | Mon Oct 29 1990 21:18 | 1 |
| Well it's one way of getting rid of tourists...
|
396.11980 | man trap --> Venus fly trap | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Mon Oct 29 1990 21:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.11981 | man trap ---> marriage | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Hemorrhoid from Hell | Mon Oct 29 1990 21:46 | 4 |
|
8^)
|
396.11982 | (venus) fly trap + marriage ---> divorce | SIEVAX::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK) | Tue Oct 30 1990 03:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.11983 | divorce -> new opportunity | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | | Tue Oct 30 1990 04:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.11984 | new opportunity -> Open Systems | WELMTS::HILL | I have a cunning plan, my lord! | Tue Oct 30 1990 12:48 | 1 |
| Sorry, couldn't resist it :-)
|
396.11985 | Open Systems --> door handles | SIEVAX::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK) | Tue Oct 30 1990 13:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.11986 | door handles --> love handles | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Tue Oct 30 1990 18:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.11987 | love handles -> love conquers all | LYRIC::BOBBITT | COUS: Coincidences of Unusual Size | Tue Oct 30 1990 18:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.11988 | love handles --> hippies | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being. -- Vaclav Havel | Tue Oct 30 1990 18:41 | 0 |
396.11989 | love conquers all + hippies ---> peacenik | SIEVAX::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK) | Tue Oct 30 1990 18:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.11990 | peacenik --> beatnik | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Tue Oct 30 1990 19:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.11991 | beatnik -> Teddy Boys | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 30 1990 20:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.11992 | beatniks --> Teddy Boys --> teddy bears on motorbikes | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Tue Oct 30 1990 20:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.11993 | teddy bears on motorbikes -> police academy | CSCMA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Oct 30 1990 22:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.11994 | police academy -> goldern sequels | LEZAH::BOBBITT | COUS: Coincidences of Unusual Size | Tue Oct 30 1990 22:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.11995 | Liberace | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Oct 31 1990 00:26 | 4 |
| goldern sequels --> golden sequins --> Liberace
|
396.11996 | let there be Lite | NECSC::BIELSKI | who'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'? | Wed Oct 31 1990 02:10 | 5 |
|
^
|
Liberace ---> candleaberra ----+
|
396.11997 | let there be Lite -> curse the darkness | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 31 1990 17:43 | 1 |
| Especially for Halloween.... :-)
|
396.11998 | curse the darkness -> black magic | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | The Taming of the Screw | Wed Oct 31 1990 18:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.11999 | black magic -> mojo | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 31 1990 20:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.12000 | mojo --> Jojo --> clown | SIEVAX::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK) | Wed Oct 31 1990 20:28 | 3 |
| Jojo was a clown... (Beatles).
Yay.... 396.12000.
|
396.12001 | clown --> Sondheim | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Wed Oct 31 1990 22:53 | 1 |
| Who wrote a song called "Send in the Clowns"
|
396.12002 | Sondheim -> centime | LYRIC::BOBBITT | COUS: Coincidences of Unusual Size | Thu Nov 01 1990 00:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.12003 | centime -> dinar | MIMIC::CIUFFINI | Car chase scene? Sure! I'll drive! | Thu Nov 01 1990 00:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.12004 | dinar -> inflation-adjusted dollar | NECSC::BIELSKI | who'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'? | Thu Nov 01 1990 02:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.12005 | bang-for-the-buck | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | The Taming of the Screw | Thu Nov 01 1990 14:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.12006 | bang-for-the-buck --> The Deer Hunter | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Nov 01 1990 17:24 | 0 |
396.12007 | The Dear Hunter -> Looking For Mr. Goodbar | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 01 1990 21:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.12008 | Looking for Mr. Goodbar --> Trick or Treat | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Nov 01 1990 22:00 | 0 |
396.12009 | Trick or Treat -> come back next year | NECSC::BIELSKI | who'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'? | Fri Nov 02 1990 02:05 | 1 |
| Halloween expired at midnight Oct. 31.
|
396.12010 | come back next year -> Swallows, Capistrano | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Nov 02 1990 18:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.12011 | swallows, Capistrano --> Man Chokes on Island | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Fri Nov 02 1990 18:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.12012 | Man Chokes on Island --> take smaller bites | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Fri Nov 02 1990 18:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.12013 | take smaller bites --> death by nitpicking | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being. -- Vaclav Havel | Fri Nov 02 1990 18:58 | 0 |
396.12014 | death by nitpicking --> henpecked husband | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Fri Nov 02 1990 20:00 | 0 |
396.12015 | henpecked husband -> Adam | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Nov 03 1990 00:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.12016 | Adam -> In the beginning... | NECSC::BIELSKI | who'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'? | Sat Nov 03 1990 02:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.12017 | In the beginning ---> was the word | WMOIS::B_REINKE | bread&roses | Sat Nov 03 1990 08:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.12018 | was the word --> Surferbird | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Sat Nov 03 1990 18:51 | 0 |
396.12019 | surferbird --> boardwalk | BLKWDO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Sun Nov 04 1990 19:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.12020 | boardwalk --> excited freeway | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Sun Nov 04 1990 20:30 | 2 |
| --> bored walk -->
|
396.12021 | excited freeway --> freeway exit | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Nov 05 1990 16:35 | 0 |
396.12022 | freeway exit -> cloverleaf | LYRIC::BOBBITT | COUS: Coincidences of Unusual Size | Mon Nov 05 1990 18:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.12023 | freeway exit -> cloverleaf -> good luck gettin off | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Mon Nov 05 1990 18:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.12024 | good luck gettin off -> rush | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 05 1990 19:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.12025 | rush --> crush | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Mon Nov 05 1990 20:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.12026 | who loves ya', baby? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Nov 05 1990 20:30 | 4 |
|
^
|
crush -> I need a hug ----
|
396.12027 | who lovbes ya' baby? -> Tootsie, Pops! | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 05 1990 21:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.12028 | Tootsie,Pops! --> musical breakfast cereal.. | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Venturer Scouts: feral Cub Scouts | Tue Nov 06 1990 01:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.12029 | musical breakfast cereal --> the hills are alive | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Tue Nov 06 1990 02:02 | 0 |
396.12030 | the hills are alive -> quick, henry, the Flit! | LEZAH::BOBBITT | COUS: Coincidences of Unusual Size | Tue Nov 06 1990 18:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.12031 | quick, henry, the Flit! -> lethal smokescreen | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Nov 06 1990 21:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.12032 | lethal smokescreen --> passive smoking | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Venturer Scouts: feral Cub Scouts | Wed Nov 07 1990 05:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12033 | passive smoking --> he was smoked | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Wed Nov 07 1990 20:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.12034 | he was smoked -> PUFF! gonzo | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Nov 07 1990 21:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.12035 | PUFF! Gonzo --> troglodyte | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Nov 07 1990 21:18 | 6 |
| . . .
without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave,
so Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave
(the last line of "Puff the Magic Dragon")
|
396.12036 | troglodyte -> The Troggs | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the odd get even | Thu Nov 08 1990 18:05 | 1 |
| a group from the 60's
|
396.12037 | The Troggs -> the clogs ( footwear ) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 08 1990 18:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.12038 | Troggs --> clogs --> going to the dogs | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Thu Nov 08 1990 19:48 | 2 |
|
|
396.12039 | going to the dogs -> visit the carnival barker | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 08 1990 21:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.12040 | ...the dogs -> visit the carnival barker -> bearded lady | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Nov 08 1990 21:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.12041 | bearded lady -> shady lady | LYRIC::BOBBITT | the odd get even | Fri Nov 09 1990 17:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.12042 | shady lady --> Shady Lane | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Fri Nov 09 1990 19:49 | 7 |
| From an old song, "The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane," an account of
all the havoc said lady has wreaked on the heart of the gentleman
singing the song . . . the last line is:
"And she's only nine days old"
--bonnie
|
396.12043 | Shady Lane --> Lois Lane | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Nov 09 1990 20:54 | 3 |
| I wonder if Lois *is* "the naughty lady of Shady Lane".
Clay
|
396.12044 | Lois Lane -> high flyer | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sat Nov 10 1990 01:31 | 2 |
|
but only with Superman, of course.
|
396.12045 | high flyer >- Donald Trump | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Sat Nov 10 1990 02:39 | 0 |
396.12046 | Donald Trump --> Merv Griffin | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Sun Nov 11 1990 10:18 | 0 |
396.12047 | Merv Griffin -> Griffin O'Neal | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the odd get even | Mon Nov 12 1990 17:52 | 2 |
| no wait! wrong topic..!
|
396.12048 | Griffin O'Neal --> Grits 'n Oatmeal | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Nov 12 1990 19:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.12049 | Grits 'n Oatmeal --> mush | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Mon Nov 12 1990 20:42 | 0 |
396.12050 | mush -> you Huskies!!!! ? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Nov 12 1990 21:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.12051 | (you) Huskies!!!! -> Malamutes | LYRIC::BOBBITT | the odd get even | Tue Nov 13 1990 23:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.12052 | Malamutes --> bad dogs won't bark | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Wed Nov 14 1990 18:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.12053 | bad dogs won't bark --> they'll bite | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Wed Nov 14 1990 19:22 | 0 |
396.12054 | they'll bite --> vampires | CHIEFF::HUBER | File and Forget | Wed Nov 14 1990 20:21 | 0 |
396.12055 | vampires >- coffin | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Wed Nov 14 1990 20:44 | 0 |
396.12056 | vampires --> coffin --> Formula 44 | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Wed Nov 14 1990 21:25 | 3 |
| A cough suppressant.
--bonnie
|
396.12057 | Formula 44 -> 409 | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 14 1990 22:08 | 1 |
| A dirt suppressant :-)
|
396.12058 | 409 -> 501 | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | | Wed Nov 14 1990 22:34 | 2 |
| A Stimulant
|
396.12059 | 501 -> blues | KNEE::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Thu Nov 15 1990 00:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.12060 | blues -> JETS | GLADYS::ORME | MadVax | Thu Nov 15 1990 02:49 | 2 |
| A local defunct football team
|
396.12061 | JETS --> contrails | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Thu Nov 15 1990 15:51 | 0 |
396.12062 | contrails -> happy trails | LEZAH::BOBBITT | but you're *french* vanilla... | Thu Nov 15 1990 18:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.12063 | happy trails --> dead ends | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Thu Nov 15 1990 19:51 | 6 |
| re: .12060
You have my condolences, but they aren't as defunct as the
Patriots.
--bonnie
|
396.12064 | dead ends --> split ends | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Thu Nov 15 1990 21:51 | 0 |
396.12065 | split ends -> splitting hairs | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Thu Nov 15 1990 21:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.12066 | running rabbits | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Nov 15 1990 22:09 | 4 |
| splitting hairs --> splitting hares --> running rabbits
|
396.12067 | running rabbits --> harriers | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Thu Nov 15 1990 23:16 | 0 |
396.12068 | harriers -> HASH | GLADYS::ORME | MadVax | Fri Nov 16 1990 01:43 | 5 |
| -- A group of joggers (in the South Pacific) who get together to run
but more importantly to drink -- properly called HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Ted
|
396.12069 | HASH -> SHAH | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Nov 16 1990 02:17 | 1 |
| From Current Events...
|
396.12070 | SHAH -> ASHH..... | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Nov 16 1990 02:51 | 2 |
| Consensus on the trend of Current Events.
|
396.12071 | ASHHH --> ashes to ashes, dust to dust | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Fri Nov 16 1990 18:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.12072 | ashes to ashes, etc -> back to back, belly to belly | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Nov 16 1990 20:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.12073 | back to back, belly to belly --> the merry doctor goes | CHIEFF::HUBER | File and Forget | Fri Nov 16 1990 21:17 | 0 |
396.12074 | the merry doctor goes -> nursing no grudge | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sat Nov 17 1990 02:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.12075 | nursing no grudge --> grudging no nurse | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Mon Nov 19 1990 16:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.12076 | grudging no nurse -> A patient patient | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 19 1990 17:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.12077 | a patient patient -> suture self! | LYRIC::BOBBITT | but you're *french* vanilla... | Mon Nov 19 1990 22:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12078 | suture self -> keeping myself in stiches | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 19 1990 23:23 | 1 |
| I guess if I made myself laugh all the time, I'd be...
|
396.12079 | keeping myself in stitches --> ha, ha, plop! | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Tue Nov 20 1990 00:14 | 3 |
|
A man laughing his head off.
|
396.12080 | ha, ha, plop! -> firtosl of llaiungghter | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Nov 20 1990 01:42 | 2 |
|
rolling in fits of laughter.
|
396.12081 | firtosl of llaiungghter --> frosty slaughter | CHIEFF::HUBER | File and Forget | Tue Nov 20 1990 17:13 | 0 |
396.12082 | frosty slaughter -> chillin' killin' | LYRIC::BOBBITT | but you're *french* vanilla... | Tue Nov 20 1990 17:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.12083 | chillin' killin' => Herod | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Per ardua ad nauseam | Tue Nov 20 1990 17:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.12084 | Herod --> silver platters | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Tue Nov 20 1990 18:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.12085 | silver platters -> Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Nov 20 1990 18:41 | 4 |
| silver platters
|
V
gold ( as in solid gold, moldies oldies, golden oldies, etc. )
|
396.12086 | Smoke Gets ... => Okey Dokey Smokey | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Rick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220 | Wed Nov 21 1990 00:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.12087 | Okey Dokey Smokey -> Cool...Ozarks...COP | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | | Wed Nov 21 1990 01:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.12088 | Cool...Ozarks...COP -> Quickdroppin' Therm | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Nov 21 1990 03:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.12089 | Quickdroppin' Therm --> Quickdraw McGraw | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Wed Nov 21 1990 08:50 | 0 |
396.12090 | Quickdraw McGraw --> take a bite out of crime | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Wed Nov 21 1990 19:26 | 0 |
396.12091 | take a bite out of crime --> indigestion | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Wed Nov 21 1990 20:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.12092 | indigestion -> dinner at Hog's Breath | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | | Wed Nov 21 1990 21:56 | 4 |
| take a bite out of crime -> indigestion -> dinner at Hog's Breath
/
Clint Eastwood's Bar/
|
396.12093 | dinner at Hog's Breath -> pig-out | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Nov 24 1990 00:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.12094 | pig-out -> Kermit in | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Nov 26 1990 17:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.12095 | Kermit in --> hot water | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Mon Nov 26 1990 20:50 | 1 |
|
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396.12096 | hot water --> salesman for dinner | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Tue Nov 27 1990 02:09 | 0 |
396.12097 | salesman for dinner --> breakfast at Tiffiny's | WMOIS::B_REINKE | bread&roses | Tue Nov 27 1990 04:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.12098 | Breakfast at Tiffany's --> Gold 'n eggs | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Nov 27 1990 16:53 | 0 |
396.12099 | gold'n eggs --> stolen goose | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Tue Nov 27 1990 17:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.12100 | Gold 'n eggs -> very special goose | CSCMA::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Nov 27 1990 17:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.12101 | very special goose --> singing harp | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Tue Nov 27 1990 19:00 | 0 |
396.12102 | singing harp -> heaven without angels | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Nov 27 1990 19:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.12103 | heaven without angels --> heaven can wait | TLE::RANDALL | self-defined person | Tue Nov 27 1990 21:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.12104 | jailed angel | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Nov 28 1990 02:56 | 6 |
|
stolen goose --------
(.12099) |
|------====>>>> jailed angel
|
heaven can wait -----
|
396.12105 | jailed angel --> Hell's angel | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Nov 28 1990 17:16 | 1 |
| The ultimate jail
|
396.12106 | Hell's angel --> Gabriel | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Wed Nov 28 1990 19:29 | 0 |
396.12107 | Gabriel --> last trumpet | TLE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Nov 28 1990 21:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.12108 | last trumpet > Marie Antionette | WELMTS::HILL | I have a cunning plan, my lord! | Thu Nov 29 1990 13:38 | 1 |
| Last trumpet < sounds like > la strumpette
|
396.12109 | Marie Antoinette => brioche | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Per ardua ad nauseam | Thu Nov 29 1990 16:37 | 6 |
| Everyone knows the `Let them eat cake' quote (tho' I'm reliably
informed and quite ready to believe that MA said nothing of the sort).
Anyway, the `original' (probably never uttered, but known in this
form in her mother country) is "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche".
b
|
396.12110 | snake eyes | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Nov 29 1990 17:38 | 4 |
|
^
|
brioche -> sweet roll -> come on, seven -
|
396.12111 | snake eyes --> in the grass | TLE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Nov 29 1990 18:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.12112 | in the grass -> Rastafarians | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 29 1990 18:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.12113 | Rastafarians --> reggae | TLE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Nov 30 1990 19:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.12114 | reggae -> knew age | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Nov 30 1990 20:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.12115 | knew age --> watched calendar | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Fri Nov 30 1990 21:18 | 0 |
396.12116 | watched calendar -> never boils | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Fri Nov 30 1990 22:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.12117 | never boils --> not in your hand | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Fri Nov 30 1990 23:54 | 0 |
396.12118 | not in your hand --> in the bush | POWDML::SATOW | | Sat Dec 01 1990 01:03 | 0 |
396.12119 | in the bush -> Out of Africa | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Dec 01 1990 20:31 | 1 |
| ]
|
396.12120 | Out of Africa --> Into the Night | STAR::CANTOR | Diginymic name: D2E C0. | Sat Dec 01 1990 23:56 | 0 |
396.12121 | Into the Night --> A Long Day's Journey | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Dec 03 1990 15:57 | 0 |
396.12122 | A Long Day's Journey > jet lag | WELMT2::HILL | I have a cunning plan, my lord! | Mon Dec 03 1990 17:29 | 1 |
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|
396.12123 | jet lag --> mach 1 | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Mon Dec 03 1990 18:06 | 0 |
396.12124 | mach 1 --> Mac II, the sequel | TLE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Mon Dec 03 1990 20:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.12125 | Mac II, the sequel -> to fast to hear the squeel | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Dec 03 1990 21:29 | 3 |
|
out of earshot, out of mind?
|
396.12126 | to fast to hear the squeel --> of disks crashing | TLE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Dec 04 1990 18:11 | 0 |
396.12127 | of disks crashing -> of mice and men | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Dec 04 1990 20:56 | 3 |
|
of mice, and more mice??
|
396.12128 | < of mice and men -> nice women> | GLADYS::ORME | MadVax | Wed Dec 05 1990 02:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.12129 | nice women -> moms | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 05 1990 19:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.12130 | moms --> SMOP | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Wed Dec 05 1990 21:31 | 0 |
396.12131 | SMOP -> SOS | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 06 1990 01:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.12132 | SOS -=>> WOW | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Dec 06 1990 19:20 | 4 |
|
^
|
SOS -> Sink Or Swim -> Walk On Water -
|
396.12133 | WOW --> SWAG | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Thu Dec 06 1990 19:23 | 0 |
396.12134 | SWAG --> curtains and lamps | TLE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Dec 06 1990 20:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.12135 | Curtains and lamps -> Draw the blinds... | MACNAS::DKEATING | Imagine All The People... | Fri Dec 07 1990 17:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.12136 | Draw the blinds -> Venetian Canals | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Dec 07 1990 17:51 | 1 |
|
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396.12137 | Venetian Canals -> limpid pools | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Dec 07 1990 20:35 | 3 |
|
...in some quiet backwater resort, ....uh, oh - must be Friday.
|
396.12138 | limpid pools -> mirages | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Dec 07 1990 22:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.12139 | mirages->grand illusions | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | | Fri Dec 07 1990 23:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.12140 | grand illusions -> Through the Looking Glass | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Dec 08 1990 20:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.12141 | Through the Looking Glass -> 7 years bad luck | TEMPE::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Sun Dec 09 1990 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12142 | 7 years bad luck -> eternal rhapsodoric bliss | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Dec 10 1990 22:04 | 3 |
|
I jumped through in 1983...
|
396.12143 | eternal rhapsodoric bliss -> mantra | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 11 1990 18:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.12144 | mantra --> black widow | TLE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Tue Dec 11 1990 18:24 | 5 |
| mantra --> praying --> praying mantis --+
|
+---------------------------------------+
|
+-> insects that eat their partners --> black widow
|
396.12145 | black widow -> gold dust woman | LEZAH::BOBBITT | trial by stone | Tue Dec 11 1990 18:48 | 2 |
| from a Fleetwood Mac song...
|
396.12146 | gold dust woman --> grey dust kittens | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Tue Dec 11 1990 19:13 | 0 |
396.12147 | grey dust kittens -> experienced earthy tigresses | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Dec 11 1990 23:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.12148 | experienced earthy tigresses -> Eartha Kit | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 11 1990 23:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.12149 | Eartha Kit --> some assembly required | TLE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 12 1990 19:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.12150 | | WELMTS::HILL | I have a cunning plan, my lord! | Thu Dec 13 1990 13:03 | 9 |
| Some assembly required-->batteries not included--|
|
-------------------------------------------------|
|
|->peace on earth, goodwill to all men-->season's greetings--|
|
-------------------------------------------------------------|
|
|->It's Christmas!
|
396.12151 | It's Christmas! --> Do they know? | CHIEFF::HUBER | File and Forget | Thu Dec 13 1990 16:50 | 0 |
396.12152 | Do they know? -> no what? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Dec 13 1990 17:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.12153 | no what? -> What? No Bosco? | LYRIC::BOBBITT | trial by stone | Thu Dec 13 1990 17:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.12154 | no Bosco? --> out of graham crackers | TLE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Dec 13 1990 21:29 | 1 |
| Nabisco, No bosco, what's the difference?
|
396.12155 | out of graham crackers -> you're out of CRACKERS | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | | Thu Dec 13 1990 22:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.12156 | you're out of CRACKERS --> you're NUTS | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Thu Dec 13 1990 23:44 | 0 |
396.12157 | you're NUTS --> yo' muttha | TLE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Fri Dec 14 1990 00:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.12158 | yo' mottha -> Playing The Dozens | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Dec 14 1990 00:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.12159 | Playing The Dozens -> Canadian Football | KNEE::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Fri Dec 14 1990 21:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.12160 | Canadian Football -> American Graffiti | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Dec 14 1990 22:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.12161 | American Graffiti --> I hate italian food | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Venturer Scouts: feral Cub Scouts | Mon Dec 17 1990 08:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.12162 | I hate Italian food --> tomater* hater | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Dec 17 1990 17:16 | 1 |
| * Boston, Mass., USA pronunciation
|
396.12163 | tomater hater -> You say toe-may-toe, I say toe-ma-toe | MISFIT::GEMMEL | and now here's Mac and Tosh... | Mon Dec 17 1990 22:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.12164 | You say...., I say.... -=> Dancing With Tears In My Eyes | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Dec 18 1990 02:16 | 6 |
|
...'Cause the Girl in My Arms Isn't You - old song title
...overheard in a public rest room that had 25-cent pay toilets, from
a patron with only two dimes - old joke, randomly retrieved
|
396.12165 | Dancing with Tears in my Eyes -> Tears in my Ears | LYRIC::BOBBITT | trial by stone | Tue Dec 18 1990 17:43 | 3 |
| another old song title - "I've got tears in my ears from lying in my
bed late at night while I cry over you" (or something like that)
|
396.12166 | Tears in my ears --> ruptured eardrum | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Dec 18 1990 17:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.12167 | ruptured eardrum --> tinnitus | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Tue Dec 18 1990 18:49 | 0 |
396.12168 | tinnitus -> F, R, C, lend me your ears. I come to... | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 19 1990 16:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.12169 | Russian Dressing | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Dec 19 1990 17:32 | 11 |
|
F, R, C, lend me your ears. I come to... --> berry Ceasar--+
|
|
+-- Strawberries Romanov--+ |
| | |
Russian dressing <--+ +<-----------+
| |
+------Caesar Salad-------+
|
396.12170 | Russian Dressing -> Turkey Stuffing | LYRIC::BOBBITT | trial by stone | Wed Dec 19 1990 18:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.12171 | Turkey Stuffing -> mode | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Dec 19 1990 18:25 | 2 |
|
(goes with the pie a la ......)
|
396.12172 | mode -> boeuf -> ox | CRIME::BIJAOUI | Real problems are in Beirut | Wed Dec 19 1990 19:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.12173 | ox -> swak ( hint: o = hug, x = kiss ) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 19 1990 20:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.12174 | | TROA09::SKEOCH | Dyxlesics Untie! | Wed Dec 19 1990 21:52 | 3 |
| swak (sealed with a kiss) -> sanitized for your protection
|
396.12175 | sanitized for your protection -> remove before use | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Thu Dec 20 1990 02:23 | 0 |
396.12176 | remove before use -> shake well before use | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 20 1990 02:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.12177 | shake well before use --> rtfm | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Venturer Scouts: feral Cub Scouts | Thu Dec 20 1990 03:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.12178 | rtfm -> Heat until ready | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 20 1990 19:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.12179 | Heat until ready -> DO NOT OVERCOOK | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Dec 20 1990 20:37 | 2 |
|
|
396.12180 | DO NOT OVERCOOK -> Refrigerate After Opening | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 20 1990 21:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.12181 | Refrigerate After Opening >- Put it in the ice _box_ | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Thu Dec 20 1990 21:25 | 0 |
396.12182 | put it in the ice box -> frozen yogurt | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | | Thu Dec 20 1990 21:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.12183 | frozen yogurt --> quiescent confection | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Thu Dec 20 1990 23:26 | 0 |
396.12184 | quiescent confection -> Domino XXXX | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Dec 21 1990 00:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.12185 | Domino XXXX --> 40 Pizzas to go | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Dec 21 1990 00:34 | 1 |
| "Domino" is a chain of Pizza Restaurants.
|
396.12186 | 40 Pizzas to go -> Who's bringing the beer? | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | | Fri Dec 21 1990 00:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.12187 | Who's bringing the beer? --> stanley | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Venturer Scouts: feral Cub Scouts | Fri Dec 21 1990 05:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12188 | Stanley --> Cup | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Dec 21 1990 17:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.12189 | cup -> countable | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Dec 21 1990 17:55 | 9 |
| ( which is what the Stanley Cup is all about...)
^
|
Cup -> puc or puck -> motion with a stick }
} -> more than you can shake
puck -> Shakespear -> motion with a stick } a stick at
|
v
|
396.12190 | countable -> count able -> silent knight | LYRIC::BOBBITT | trial by stone | Fri Dec 21 1990 18:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.12191 | silent knight -> holy knight | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Dec 21 1990 20:54 | 1 |
| silent knight -> Crusades -> Holy War ->
|
396.12193 | Holy Knight -> All is Calm | GOLF::HEGHINIAN | | Fri Dec 21 1990 23:45 | 2 |
| No, no, no.
Holy Knight -> Paladin -> Defender of Law and Order -> All is Calm
|
396.12194 | All is Calm --> Allah's come | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Sat Dec 22 1990 01:14 | 0 |
396.12195 | Allah's come -> with a mighty host | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sat Dec 22 1990 01:50 | 3 |
|
...I think he must have accompanied those three
wise lawyers, Insensed, Myrrh and Gold, to the stable.
|
396.12196 | with a mighty host -> Allah's bright | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Dec 22 1990 19:23 | 2 |
| If Allah's come with a mighty host, ( probably a 9000! )
then, we could say that he's not dumb. In fact we could say...
|
396.12197 | Allah's bright --> Sirius | TEMPE::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Mon Dec 24 1990 01:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.12198 | Sirius --> Humorous | TLE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Dec 26 1990 20:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.12199 | humorous --> finger pointing | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Wed Dec 26 1990 22:26 | 2 |
| humorous --> humerus --> phalanges --> finger pointing
|
396.12200 | finger pointing -=> selective DIGITALization | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Dec 26 1990 23:37 | 2 |
|
EVERYthing is being automated...
|
396.12201 | selective DIGITALization -> dithering -> blithering -> idiot | LYRIC::BOBBITT | trial by stone | Thu Dec 27 1990 20:39 | 3 |
| I think it has something to do with graphics and interpolating between
image points...of course it's also closely related to morons...
|
396.12202 | idiot --> light | HABS11::MASON | Explaining is not understanding | Thu Dec 27 1990 22:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.12203 | light --> tunnel | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Thu Dec 27 1990 22:29 | 0 |
396.12204 | tunnel -> vision | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Dec 28 1990 20:07 | 3 |
|
Isn't that what Superman had...the ability to see
through tunnels and other stuff??
|
396.12205 | vision ---> mystical experience | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Plus 8 days and waiting | Fri Dec 28 1990 23:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.12206 | mystical experience --> Mystic Pizza | TLE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Jan 02 1991 19:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.12207 | Mystic Pizza --> Magic Mushrooms | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | | Wed Jan 02 1991 21:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.12208 | magic mushrooms --> galloping gourmet | TLE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jan 03 1991 19:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.12209 | galloping gourmet >- prune danish | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Thu Jan 03 1991 19:08 | 0 |
396.12210 | prune danish --> sun-dried Hamlet | TLE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jan 03 1991 19:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.12211 | sun-dried Hamlet -> Porky Pig, Ft. Lauderdale, Florida | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jan 03 1991 19:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.12212 | Porky Pig, Ft. L, Fla --> winter convention of overeater's anon. | TLE::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Thu Jan 03 1991 20:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.12213 | Winter convention -> Yanque concoction | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Rick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220 | Thu Jan 03 1991 21:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.12214 | Yanque concoction -> Witch's Brew | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | | Thu Jan 03 1991 22:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.12215 | Witch's Brew -> cauldron | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jan 04 1991 00:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.12216 | Witch's Brew -> Strange Brew -> Cream | GLADYS::ORME | MadVax | Fri Jan 04 1991 01:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.12217 | Cream->Font | VOGON::BALL | ...and a Happy New Year to the lot of you! | Fri Jan 04 1991 15:59 | 3 |
| Cream->Godley \
- Font
Cauldron /
|
396.12218 | Cream + Font(ina) -> Cheese | LEZAH::BOBBITT | trial by stone | Fri Jan 04 1991 18:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.12219 | cheese --> (going) crackers | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Fri Jan 04 1991 18:55 | 0 |
396.12220 | (going) crackers -> Animal | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jan 04 1991 20:21 | 2 |
|
from my favorite Marx Bros. film
|
396.12221 | Animal --> House | SQM::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Fri Jan 04 1991 21:08 | 1 |
| Need I say more?
|
396.12222 | House -> A man's castle | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jan 04 1991 22:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.12223 | A man's castle -> Camelot | LYRIC::BOBBITT | each according to their gifts... | Mon Jan 07 1991 19:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.12224 | Camelot -> We have to push the pram a lot | VOGON::BALL | Six roast chickens and a coke please | Mon Jan 07 1991 19:47 | 1 |
| From the Knights of the Round Table song in Monty Python & The Holy Grail
|
396.12225 | We ... pram... -> The Stroll | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jan 07 1991 21:26 | 2 |
| ( For those of you from the 50's... )
|
396.12226 | The Stroll -> The Lobotomy | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Jan 07 1991 21:41 | 4 |
|
for us Moderns...but practice at home
before making a public spectacle of
yourself.
|
396.12227 | | WELMTS::HILL | I have a cunning plan, my lord! | Tue Jan 08 1991 12:47 | 1 |
| The Lobotomy -> frontal lobotomy -> bottle in front of me -> A Party!
|
396.12228 | A Party! -> Birthday | CRIME::BIJAOUI | Real problems are in Beirut | Tue Jan 08 1991 13:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.12229 | Birthday -> Suit | MACNAS::DKEATING | Hey...McHale...!!! | Tue Jan 08 1991 17:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.12230 | suit --> management | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Tue Jan 08 1991 19:07 | 0 |
396.12231 | management -> stovepiping? | LEZAH::BOBBITT | each according to their gifts... | Tue Jan 08 1991 19:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.12232 | stovepiping? -> hot to the touch! | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jan 08 1991 20:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.12233 | hot to the touch! -> Desert Shield | RECAP::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Tue Jan 08 1991 20:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.12234 | Desert sheild --> sunshade | TLE::RANDALL | Where's the snow? | Tue Jan 08 1991 21:00 | 1 |
| Well, isn't that what you'd use to shield yourself in the desert?
|
396.12235 | sunshade -> oxy morons | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Jan 08 1991 21:28 | 1 |
| not a political statement.
|
396.12236 | oxy moron -> dumb beast | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | | Tue Jan 08 1991 22:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.12237 | dumb beast -> mammouth | CRIME::BIJAOUI | Real problems are in Beirut | Tue Jan 08 1991 22:35 | 1 |
| Too long to explain...
|
396.12238 | mammouth -> megamouth | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No...but you can see it from here | Tue Jan 08 1991 23:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.12239 | megamouth --> news media | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Wed Jan 09 1991 00:46 | 0 |
396.12240 | news media -> delivers the past to the present | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jan 09 1991 19:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.12241 | ...past to the present -> too tense | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jan 09 1991 21:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.12242 | too tense --> XX | 57784::SATOW | | Wed Jan 09 1991 23:13 | 0 |
396.12243 | XX --> ^x ^x | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Rick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220 | Wed Jan 09 1991 23:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12244 | ^x^x -> Two x's sunny side up. | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 10 1991 01:57 | 1 |
| Sorry!... :-)
|
396.12245 | Two x's sunny side up --> Eggs in your beer | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Thu Jan 10 1991 09:20 | 1 |
| Two x's sunny side up --> XX sunny side up --> Eggs in your beer
|
396.12246 | Eggs in your beer -> milwaukee meringue | LEZAH::BOBBITT | each according to their gifts... | Thu Jan 10 1991 19:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.12247 | Milwaukee meringue --> foaming at the mouth | TLE::RANDALL | Where's the snow? | Thu Jan 10 1991 20:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12248 | foaming at the mouth -> mad doggerel | RETRET::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jan 10 1991 21:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.12249 | mad doggerel => limerick addition football | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Per ardua ad nauseam | Fri Jan 11 1991 16:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.12250 | limerick addition football --> penalty for unpoetlike conduct | TLE::RANDALL | Where's the snow? | Fri Jan 11 1991 18:00 | 3 |
| No fair! That was too obvious!
--bonnie
|
396.12251 | penalty for unpoetlike conduct -> e e cummings | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jan 11 1991 18:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.12252 | e e cummings --> 'round the mountain | 57784::SATOW | | Fri Jan 11 1991 20:53 | 0 |
396.12253 | 'round the mountain --> riding six white horses | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Fri Jan 11 1991 21:04 | 3 |
|
Seems to be a very difficult feat.
|
396.12254 | riding six white horses --> 1 little, 2 little, 3 little indians | TLE::RANDALL | Where's the snow? | Fri Jan 11 1991 21:10 | 3 |
| I think it's really "driving six white horses"
--bonnie
|
396.12255 | ...little indians --> big endians | little endians | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Lipodistrophy | Fri Jan 11 1991 21:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.12256 | big endians | little endians -> eggsistential dicussion | LYRIC::BOBBITT | each according to their gifts... | Fri Jan 11 1991 22:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.12257 | eggsistential discussion -> the chicken or the x's | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jan 11 1991 23:13 | 1 |
| As in which came first...
|
396.12258 | the chicken or the x's -> the y's owl | LEZAH::BOBBITT | each according to their gifts... | Mon Jan 14 1991 18:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.12259 | the y's owl -> the i's have it | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jan 14 1991 18:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.12260 | the i's have it --> dots | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Mon Jan 14 1991 20:25 | 0 |
396.12261 | dots -> dots vot? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Jan 14 1991 20:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.12262 | dots vot? -> wots vot? | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No....but you can see it from here | Mon Jan 14 1991 23:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.12263 | wots vot? --> vast wasteland | TLE::RANDALL | Where's the snow? | Tue Jan 15 1991 00:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.12264 | vast wasteland >- reducing salon | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Tue Jan 15 1991 02:34 | 0 |
396.12265 | reducing salon -> low cal drinks | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No....but you can see it from here | Tue Jan 15 1991 03:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.12266 | low cal drinks -> local drinks -> watering hole | LYRIC::BOBBITT | each according to their gifts... | Tue Jan 15 1991 19:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.12267 | watering hole -> yacht | NECSC::BIELSKI | I've lost my map to Kansas... | Tue Jan 15 1991 20:13 | 1 |
| a boat is a hole in the water into which one pours money.
|
396.12268 | yacht->south pacific | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No....but you can see it from here | Tue Jan 15 1991 22:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.12269 | south pacific --> Bali Hai | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Wed Jan 16 1991 18:54 | 0 |
396.12270 | Bali Hai -> Capt'n Bligh | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No....but you can see it from here | Wed Jan 16 1991 21:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.12271 | Capt'n Bligh --> breadfruit | TLE::RANDALL | Now *there's* the snow! | Wed Jan 16 1991 23:39 | 2 |
| He was, I believe, the first European to discover it . . .
|
396.12272 | breadfruit -> fruitcake | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No....but you can see it from here | Thu Jan 17 1991 00:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.12273 | happy sneakers | NECSC::BIELSKI | I've lost my map to Kansas... | Thu Jan 17 1991 01:58 | 4 |
|
^
|
fruitcake -> laced with rum --------
|
396.12274 | happy sneakers -> Foot Joy | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No...but you can see it from here | Thu Jan 17 1991 02:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.12275 | Foot Joy -> Paul Bunyan :-) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 17 1991 20:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.12276 | Paul Bunyan --> Babe the Blue Ox threw a shoe | TLE::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Thu Jan 17 1991 22:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.12277 | Babe the Blue Ox threw a shoe-->Wouldn't you? | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Fri Jan 18 1991 07:03 | 6 |
| re .12276
That line really should be re-used as a first line in Limerick Addition
Football.
Dave C.
|
396.12278 | wouldn't you -> mairzy dotes...a kiddly divy too... | LYRIC::BOBBITT | each according to their gifts... | Fri Jan 18 1991 21:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.12279 | mairzy dotes...kiddly divy too... -> college bound | NECSC::BIELSKI | I've lost my map to Kansas... | Fri Jan 18 1991 21:17 | 7 |
| It only took me about 40+ years and the nostalgia
craze to figure it out...
Does eat oats, and lambs eat oats,
And little lambs eat ivy -
A kid'l eat ivy too,
Wooden U?
|
396.12280 | college bound -> parties abound ;-) | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Fri Jan 18 1991 22:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.12281 | parties abound --> war parties | TEMPE::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Sat Jan 19 1991 20:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12282 | war parties --> war whoops | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Mon Jan 21 1991 18:54 | 0 |
396.12283 | war whoops -> What do you *mean* I hit the wrong button? | LEZAH::BOBBITT | each according to their gifts... | Mon Jan 21 1991 19:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.12284 | What do you *mean* I hit the wrong button? <<= a baby "boomer" | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue Jan 22 1991 01:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.12285 | baby boomer -> thundershower | LEZAH::BOBBITT | each according to their gifts... | Tue Jan 22 1991 18:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.12286 | reigning violence | NECSC::BIELSKI | I've lost my map to Kansas... | Tue Jan 22 1991 21:04 | 4 |
|
^
|
thundershower -> raining violets -
|
396.12287 | reigning violence >- somber mood | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Tue Jan 22 1991 21:12 | 0 |
396.12288 | somber mood -> mood indigo -> purple cow | LEZAH::BOBBITT | each according to their gifts... | Wed Jan 23 1991 18:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.12289 | purple cow -> grape milk | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jan 23 1991 20:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12290 | grape milk -> 80 proof yogurt | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed Jan 23 1991 21:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.12291 | 80 proof yogurt --> hi octane slimming food | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Venturer Scouts: feral Cub Scouts | Thu Jan 24 1991 02:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.12292 | hi octane slimming food -> Ethyl! You're skinny! | NITEB4::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Thu Jan 24 1991 22:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.12293 | Ethyl! You're skinny! --> how to make ethyl palpitate | TLE::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Fri Jan 25 1991 01:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.12294 | how to make ethyl palpitate -> heavy breathing exercises | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Fri Jan 25 1991 01:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.12295 | heavy breathing exercises --> LaMaze | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Fri Jan 25 1991 18:48 | 0 |
396.12296 | LaMaze -> oh! BABY!!! | NECSC::BIELSKI | I've lost my map to Kansas... | Fri Jan 25 1991 20:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.12297 | oh! BABY! -> twenty three skidoo! | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jan 28 1991 20:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.12298 | twenty three skidoo! -> I'm outta here!!! | UNXA::ADLER | Rich or poor, it's nice to have money. | Mon Jan 28 1991 21:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.12299 | I'm outta here!!! --> Wash...Outta' My Hair | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Tue Jan 29 1991 08:05 | 7 |
|
(From "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta' My Hair.")
(My aunt used to sing it all the time when I was a kid. I'm old enough
to remember it, but not to have liked it.)
Dave C.
|
396.12300 | Wash...My Hair --> Bacon Grease in my Hair | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | One spoonful of Lithium | Tue Jan 29 1991 19:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.12301 | Bacon grease in my hair --> Greasy kids' stuff | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Jan 29 1991 22:37 | 0 |
396.12302 | greasy kids's stuff --> ring around the collar | CSSE32::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Tue Jan 29 1991 23:25 | 0 |
396.12303 | ring around the collar -> w/chain attached | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed Jan 30 1991 01:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.12304 | w/chain attached -> *! Beware of Dog !* | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jan 30 1991 17:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.12305 | ! Beware of Dog! --> wearing a poodle skirt | CSSE32::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Wed Jan 30 1991 20:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.12306 | wearing a poodle skirt -> to the sock hop | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed Jan 30 1991 21:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.12307 | to the sock hop --> laundromat | TERZA::ZANE | Consciousness before being -- V. Havel | Thu Jan 31 1991 01:47 | 0 |
396.12308 | laundromat -> sock heaven | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 31 1991 17:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12309 | sock heaven --> sock it to me | CSSE32::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Thu Jan 31 1991 20:26 | 0 |
396.12310 | sock it to me -> sole brother? | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 31 1991 20:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12311 | sole brother --> small family | CSSE32::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Thu Jan 31 1991 20:31 | 0 |
396.12312 | small family -> small small world | CRIME::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Thu Jan 31 1991 20:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.12313 | small small world -> shrinking violets | NECSC::BIELSKI | I've lost my map to Kansas... | Fri Feb 01 1991 01:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.12314 | shrinking violets --> stinking desert | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Fri Feb 01 1991 02:27 | 0 |
396.12315 | stinking desert --> blood and oil don't mix | TERZA::ZANE | War is Hell. -- Sherman | Fri Feb 01 1991 09:13 | 0 |
396.12316 | blood and oil don't mix -> Saddam Hussein is in a fix | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Fri Feb 01 1991 21:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.12317 | Saddam Hussein is in a fix -> doped out | NECSC::BIELSKI | I've lost my map to Kansas... | Mon Feb 04 1991 18:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.12318 | doped out -> Grateful Dead | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 05 1991 16:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.12319 | Grateful Dead --> happy vampires | CSSE32::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Tue Feb 05 1991 20:06 | 0 |
396.12320 | happy vampires --> vampy harpies | CHIEFF::HUBER | File and Forget | Tue Feb 05 1991 21:54 | 0 |
396.12321 | vampy harpies --> siren song
| CSSE32::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Tue Feb 05 1991 22:16 | 0 |
396.12322 | siren song --> wine, women, 'n song | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Feb 05 1991 22:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.12323 | w,w & s --> cigereettes & whisky etc | GLADYS::ORME | MadVax | Wed Feb 06 1991 06:52 | 0 |
396.12324 | cigereettes & whisky etc -> more ETC | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed Feb 06 1991 22:07 | 2 |
|
|
396.12325 | more ETC -> healthy supply lines | NECSC::BIELSKI | I've lost my map to Kansas... | Thu Feb 07 1991 00:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.12326 | healthy supply lines --> healthy blood lines | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Thu Feb 07 1991 02:41 | 0 |
396.12327 | reduce your cholesterol | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Feb 07 1991 16:50 | 3 |
| healthy blood lines --> heal thy blood lines --> reduce your cholesterol
|
396.12328 | reduce your cholesterol --> chlstrl | CSSE32::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Thu Feb 07 1991 19:47 | 0 |
396.12329 | chlstrl -> disemvowelled | LEZAH::BOBBITT | trial by fire | Thu Feb 07 1991 19:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.12330 | disemvowelled -> Vnn Wht | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 07 1991 20:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.12331 | Vnn Wht --> must be broke | CSSE32::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Fri Feb 08 1991 01:37 | 3 |
| I mean, if she can't buy a vowel ???
--bonnie
|
396.12332 | must be broke --> why my car won't start | SMURF::BINDER | the -d option | Fri Feb 08 1991 05:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.12333 | why my car won't start --> unemployed owner | TERZA::ZANE | War is Hell. -- Sherman | Fri Feb 08 1991 17:52 | 0 |
396.12334 | unemployed owner --> travel by shank's mare | CSSE32::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Fri Feb 08 1991 20:53 | 0 |
396.12335 | travel by shank's mare -> high-test unleaded oat bran | NECSC::BIELSKI | I've lost my map to Kansas... | Fri Feb 08 1991 21:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.12336 | high-test unleaded oat bran -> petro-cereal | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 08 1991 22:23 | 2 |
| sound like a reasonable word....
|
396.12337 | petro-cereal --> stone ground wheat | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Sat Feb 09 1991 00:41 | 0 |
396.12338 | Jean Auel novel | POWDML::SATOW | | Sat Feb 09 1991 01:49 | 3 |
| stone ground wheat --> Stone Age mush --> Jean Auel novel
|
396.12339 | Stone Age mush --> Cro-Magnon dog sled | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Sun Feb 10 1991 21:20 | 1 |
| Jean Auel novel == dead end?
|
396.12340 | Cro-Magnon dog sled -> Bell, Book and Candle | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 13 1991 20:32 | 8 |
|
Cro-Magnon dog sled ( runners, two types... ) -> Bell
Jean Auel novel -> Book
dead end ( retired football player? :-) )
( unmanagable hair? :-) )
( maze -> light the path -> torch) -> Candle
|
396.12341 | Bell, book, and candle --> Visit the Sarcophagus room. | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Thu Feb 14 1991 05:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.12342 | visit the sarcophagus room -> say "plugh" and "plover" | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a pickax a compass & night goggles | Thu Feb 14 1991 18:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12343 | say "plugh" and "plover" -> "FOO" | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Rick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220 | Fri Feb 15 1991 01:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12344 | "FOO" -> "BAR" (like Davey Crockette used to say...) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 15 1991 17:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.12345 | | CRIME::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Fri Feb 15 1991 17:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.12346 | cafe --> conversation | TERZA::ZANE | War is Hell. -- Sherman | Fri Feb 15 1991 19:47 | 0 |
396.12347 | conversation -> dangling | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 15 1991 21:42 | 1 |
| From Simon & Garfunkel
|
396.12348 | dangling >- participle | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Fri Feb 15 1991 21:59 | 0 |
396.12349 | participle ---> cip | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Heavy duty rock'n'roll!! | Fri Feb 15 1991 23:01 | 4 |
|
participle = "part o[f] ciple" = "cip"
|
396.12350 | cip -> sip -> swizzle -> stick | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a pickax a compass & night goggles | Fri Feb 15 1991 23:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.12351 | stick --> jumper | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Mon Feb 18 1991 01:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.12352 | jumper -> pogo | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Feb 18 1991 18:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.12353 | pogo -> fm | CRIME::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Mon Feb 18 1991 18:04 | 1 |
| Po-Go = Petites Ondes-Grandes Ondes
|
396.12354 | fm -> no static at all... | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a pickax a compass & night goggles | Mon Feb 18 1991 18:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.12355 | no static at all... --> dismantled station | TERZA::ZANE | War is Hell. -- Sherman | Mon Feb 18 1991 18:47 | 0 |
396.12356 | dismantled station --> center field | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Feb 18 1991 19:12 | 2 |
| "Dismantled" -- a very creative way of saying that Mickey Mantle has retired.
|
396.12357 | limelight | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Mon Feb 18 1991 22:45 | 4 |
| ^
|
center field -> center stage
|
396.12358 | limelight --> orange heavy | CSSE32::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Tue Feb 19 1991 18:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.12359 | orange heavy -> heavy rust -> heavy metal -> Le(a)d Zeppelin | LYRIC::BOBBITT | a pickax a compass & night goggles | Tue Feb 19 1991 19:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.12360 | Le(a)d Zeppelin -> Tin Lizzie | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 19 1991 20:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12361 | Tin Lizzie --> Stagecoach | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Tue Feb 19 1991 21:34 | 3 |
| Tin --> can --> toilet --> John --+
+---> John Ford, director of the film
Tin Lizzie --> Model T Ford ------+
|
396.12362 | Stagecoach -> Drama director | RETRET::BIELSKI | I've lost my map to Kansas... | Tue Feb 19 1991 22:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.12363 | Drama-director -> Dromedary | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a pickax a compass & night goggles | Wed Feb 20 1991 03:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.12364 | Dromedary --> Sugar | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Wed Feb 20 1991 09:06 | 1 |
| Dromedary --> Camel --> One hump or two? --> One lump or two? --> Sugar
|
396.12365 | Dromedary --> sugar --> dates | CSSE32::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Wed Feb 20 1991 19:53 | 1 |
| Dromedary is a brand of dried dates, which are defintely sweet.
|
396.12366 | dates --> sated | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Thu Feb 21 1991 08:51 | 8 |
| re .12365
Hmm. Dromedary is a brand of dates? So where did I get the idea that
dromedary was a kind of a camel? Probably because as a kid I remember
seeing a picture of a camel on a box of Dromedary dates. It's still
a valid progression, then. Sorry, no dictionary is at hand.
Dave C.
|
396.12367 | sated --> satyr | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Thu Feb 21 1991 17:50 | 1 |
| Visual similarity of words.
|
396.12368 | satyr --> priapism | SSGBPM::KENAH | The heart of the matter... | Thu Feb 21 1991 18:32 | 3 |
| RE Several back:
Dromedary: The one-humped domesticated camel of N. Africa and E. Asia.
|
396.12369 | priapism --> Pan | CSSE32::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Thu Feb 21 1991 23:21 | 5 |
| re: Dromedary
It was a camel before it was a brand of dates . . .
--bonnie
|
396.12370 | Pan -> panacea | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Fri Feb 22 1991 01:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12371 | panacea -> what you can do from the Panama Canal | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 22 1991 01:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.12372 | what you can do from the Panama Canal -> transfer | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Fri Feb 22 1991 04:14 | 2 |
| what you can do from the Panama Canal
-> transact -> a tranquill -> transcontinental -> transit -> transfer
|
396.12373 | transfer -> transom | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a pickax a compass & night goggles | Fri Feb 22 1991 18:19 | 3 |
| reminds me of the Bugs Bunny quote, as he ws dressed like a spiritual
medium....
"Shhh, Doc, I'm in a transom"
|
396.12374 | transom --> hansom | TERZA::ZANE | War is Hell. -- Sherman | Fri Feb 22 1991 19:24 | 0 |
396.12375 | hansom -> kludge | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 22 1991 19:26 | 1 |
| hansom -> cab -> rickshaw -> taxi -> hack ->
|
396.12376 | kludge --> sludge | CSSE32::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Fri Feb 22 1991 20:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.12377 | sludge -> divinity | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 22 1991 22:26 | 2 |
|
sludge -> heavy chocolate ->
|
396.12378 | divinity --> itdivy | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Feb 22 1991 22:34 | 1 |
| "div" in "ity"
|
396.12379 | itdivy --> introverted reverand | CSSE32::RANDALL | Pray for peace | Sat Feb 23 1991 02:03 | 0 |
396.12380 | introverted reverand -> bashful bishop | NECSC::BIELSKI | I've lost my map to Kansas... | Sat Feb 23 1991 02:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.12381 | bashful bishop --> pontificating pontificate | TERZA::ZANE | War is Hell. -- Sherman | Sat Feb 23 1991 08:03 | 0 |
396.12382 | pontificating pontificate --> bombastic pastor | LDYBUG::LAVEY | Not as sane as everybody thinks.... | Sun Feb 24 1991 22:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12383 | bombastic pastor -> synergy clergy | LEZAH::BOBBITT | a pickax a compass & night goggles | Mon Feb 25 1991 19:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.12384 | synergy clergy -> revival encounter | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Mon Feb 25 1991 22:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.12385 | revival encounter -> mouth to mouth resuscitation | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I -- burn to see the dawn arriving | Tue Feb 26 1991 19:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.12386 | mouth to mouth resuscitation --> heavy kissing | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Tue Feb 26 1991 20:54 | 0 |
396.12387 | heavy kissing -> lip lock | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue Feb 26 1991 22:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.12388 | lip lock -> tongue sushi | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I -- burn to see the dawn arriving | Tue Feb 26 1991 23:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.12389 | tongue sushi -> tongue n cheek | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed Feb 27 1991 01:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12390 | tongue n cheek --> Marlon Brando | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Wed Feb 27 1991 06:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12391 | Marlon Brando -> Guy Lombardo -> Rimsky Korsakov | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I -- burn to see the dawn arriving | Wed Feb 27 1991 19:10 | 2 |
| obscure ref to Yellow Submarine
|
396.12392 | Rimsky Korsakov --> Naked Russian | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Wed Feb 27 1991 19:19 | 1 |
| Korsakov --> corset off
|
396.12393 | Naked Russian ---> streaking | MILKWY::SLABOUNTY | Got into a war with reality ... | Wed Feb 27 1991 19:39 | 4 |
|
"Naked Russian" = "naked, rushing"
|
396.12394 | streaking -> hirsute highlight | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 27 1991 22:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.12395 | hirsute highlight --> Ape on rampage, film at 11. | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Wed Feb 27 1991 22:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.12396 | Ape on rampage -> Gorilla warfare | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed Feb 27 1991 23:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.12397 | Gorilla warfare -> tanks for the memory | NECSC::BIELSKI | I've lost my map to Kansas... | Thu Feb 28 1991 01:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.12398 | tanks for the memory -> think tanks | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Thu Feb 28 1991 02:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.12399 | think tanks --> Chieftain | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Thu Feb 28 1991 04:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.12400 | Chieftain -> Head Fred | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I -- burn to see the dawn arriving | Thu Feb 28 1991 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.12401 | Head Fred + ( you = u ) -> Freud
| TASSIE::CIUFFINI | Call me only if I've won... | Fri Mar 01 1991 01:41 | 0 |
396.12402 | Freud --> Boyled | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Fri Mar 01 1991 04:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12403 | Boyled -> Boiled in Lead -> From the Ladle to the Grave | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I -- burn to see the dawn arriving | Fri Mar 01 1991 19:36 | 2 |
| a cool Irish/metal group and the title of an album of theirs
|
396.12404 | From the Ladle to the Grave -> Campbells | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Mar 01 1991 23:30 | 1 |
| For serious soup eaters....
|
396.12405 | Campbells --> Sunrise | POWDML::SATOW | | Sat Mar 02 1991 01:49 | 1 |
| . . . at Campobello
|
396.12406 | Sunrise >- In market share | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Sat Mar 02 1991 02:43 | 0 |
396.12407 | share -> ware | REEF::LAMBKE | Rick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220 | Mon Mar 04 1991 20:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.12408 | ware >- oh dam | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Mon Mar 04 1991 20:51 | 0 |
396.12409 | oh dam --> Buster | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Tue Mar 05 1991 00:08 | 2 |
| Dam Busters. British crack bomb group during WWII, mission was to skip
ashcan-shaped bombs across reservoirs so they hit/blew the dams. Flew Lancasters.
|
396.12410 | Buster -> Brown | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I -- burn to see the dawn arriving | Tue Mar 05 1991 19:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.12411 | Brown --> Out | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Mar 05 1991 21:20 | 0 |
396.12412 | Brown -> Out -> dim outlook | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue Mar 05 1991 21:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.12413 | dim outlook -> twilight | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I -- burn to see the dawn arriving | Tue Mar 05 1991 22:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.12414 | twilight -> Sundowners | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed Mar 06 1991 04:02 | 9 |
| Sundowners - Your favorite beverage consumed while watching a sunset.
8-)
-> :-)
-> ;-)
-> ;^}
|
396.12415 | Sundowners --> Outback | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Wed Mar 06 1991 19:06 | 1 |
| Great movie, I loved the theme music.
|
396.12416 | Outback --> outhouse | TERZA::ZANE | War is Hell. -- Sherman | Wed Mar 06 1991 19:11 | 3 |
|
where it usually is.
|
396.12417 | outhouse -> crescent | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Mar 06 1991 20:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12418 | crescent --> moon | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Wed Mar 06 1991 22:35 | 1 |
| Singularly appropriate considering "outhouse -> crescent," yes?
|
396.12419 | moon -> sometimes you feel like a nut! | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Mar 07 1991 01:10 | 3 |
|
well, yes to 396.12418. 'moon' was an intermediate.
|
396.12420 | sometimes you feel like a nut --> peanut envy | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Mar 07 1991 17:16 | 0 |
396.12421 | peanut envy -> we can't all be chocolate-covered | NECSC::BIELSKI | I've lost my map to Kansas... | Thu Mar 07 1991 21:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.12422 | we can't all be chocolate-covered -> turtles | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Thu Mar 07 1991 22:32 | 1 |
| nuts + chocolate -> turtles
|
396.12423 | turtles --> soup | VIRTUE::TRUMPLER | Help prevent truth decay. | Fri Mar 08 1991 21:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.12424 | soup -> & salad | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Fri Mar 08 1991 21:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.12425 | & salad --> dry cleaner | CSSE32::RANDALL | waiting for spring | Fri Mar 08 1991 21:27 | 1 |
| soup --> and salad --> spill --> on shirt
|
396.12426 | dry cleaner -> thirsty duster | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Fri Mar 08 1991 22:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.12427 | thirsty duster -> rusty sister | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Opera is NOT my hobby | Fri Mar 08 1991 23:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.12428 | rusty sister -> Blue Nun | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Sat Mar 09 1991 02:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.12429 | Blue Nun --> Blue Moon | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Sat Mar 09 1991 05:42 | 0 |
396.12430 | Blue Moon >- Eskimo Salute | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Sun Mar 10 1991 01:34 | 0 |
396.12431 | eskimo salute -> eskimo kiss -> butterfly kiss | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I -- burn to see the dawn arriving | Mon Mar 11 1991 18:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.12432 | butterfly kiss --> Venus butterfly | CSSE32::RANDALL | waiting for spring | Mon Mar 11 1991 19:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12433 | Venus butterfly -> Venus flytrap | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Mon Mar 11 1991 21:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.12434 | Venus flytrap -> Space Zipper | 7242::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Mar 12 1991 17:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.12435 | Space Zipper --> Cosmic Connections | TERZA::ZANE | War is Hell. -- Sherman | Tue Mar 12 1991 18:38 | 0 |
396.12436 | Cosmic Connections -> cosmic muffin | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I -- burn to see the dawn arriving | Tue Mar 12 1991 19:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12437 | cosmic muffin -> angel food cake | 7242::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Mar 12 1991 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.12438 | George Burns | CSSE32::RANDALL | waiting for spring | Tue Mar 12 1991 20:19 | 5 |
| angel food cake --> devil's food cake --> deviled ham --+
|
+-------------------------------------------------------+
|
+--> Oh God You Devil --> George Burns
|
396.12439 | George Burns --> While Nero fiddles | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Mar 12 1991 21:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.12440 | while Nero fiddles --> fiddler crab | CSSE32::RANDALL | waiting for spring | Wed Mar 13 1991 01:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.12441 | fiddler crab -> crab louie | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed Mar 13 1991 03:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12442 | crab louie --> Louie, Louie | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Wed Mar 13 1991 06:13 | 0 |
396.12443 | 5-4-3-2-1 | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Domimina nustio illumea | Wed Mar 13 1991 17:28 | 6 |
| My older brother (honest; I was _so_ young I could only just
read the label) had a Manfred Mann single with Louie, Louie
on the B-side and 5-4-3-2-1 on the A-side. (The letters
should have been reversed, as I remember, but that's as may be).
b
|
396.12444 | 5-4-3-2-1 -> Beechwood 4-5-7-8-9 | 7242::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Mar 13 1991 18:13 | 1 |
| another musical numeric....
|
396.12445 | Beechwood 4-5-7-8-9 > Put it in the book | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Wed Mar 13 1991 19:24 | 6 |
| Beechwood 4-5-7-8-9 is an oldie. You get phone numbers out of a book.
"Put it in the book" is a song from "The Roar of the Greasepaint, the
Smell of the Crowd," also an oldie. Sorry, but I'm on Contac(tm) and
am not thinking logically.
-d
|
396.12446 | Put it in the book -> Day of Atonement | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Thu Mar 14 1991 19:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.12447 | Day of Atonement --> FCS date | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu Mar 14 1991 20:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.12448 | FCS date --> tory engagement | AYOV27::ISMITH | Sooth | Fri Mar 15 1991 17:06 | 1 |
| Oh no! I can't believe I'm doing this again!!
|
396.12449 | tory engagement --> liberal marriage | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Mar 15 1991 17:47 | 0 |
396.12450 | tory engagement --> LOYAL marriage | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Fri Mar 15 1991 18:28 | 3 |
| Sorry, but a Tory is a member of the *conservative* party in British
politics; Tories were also those loyal to the Crown during the American
Revolution. :-)
|
396.12451 | | AYOV27::ISMITH | Should I stay or should I go? | Fri Mar 15 1991 19:14 | 8 |
| LOYAL marriage \
\ ---> Contradiction in terms
/
Liberal marriage /
Oh no! And now I've caused ructions in WAF!
|
396.12452 | Contradiction in terms -> Oxymoron | CRIME::BIJAOUI | Tomorrow Never Knows | Fri Mar 15 1991 19:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.12453 | oxymoron --> incredibully stupid | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Fri Mar 15 1991 19:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.12454 | incredibully stupid -> spelling lapse | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Fri Mar 15 1991 23:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.12455 | spelling lapse --> slow synapse | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Sat Mar 16 1991 08:26 | 0 |
396.12456 | slow synapse --> mental blank | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Mon Mar 18 1991 07:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.12457 | mental blank -> too open-minded | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Mon Mar 18 1991 16:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.12458 | Too open-minded --> On a Clear Day... | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Mon Mar 18 1991 16:51 | 1 |
| ...You Can See Forever
|
396.12459 | On a clear day.. -> you can seek forever | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Mon Mar 18 1991 21:32 | 2 |
| On a clear day...you can see forever -> On a clear disk...you can seek
forever.
|
396.12460 | you can seek forever -> gurus, mantras, mojos | 7242::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Mar 18 1991 23:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12461 | gurus, mantras, mojos --> llamas and aardvarks and bears | CHIEFF::HUBER | File and Forget | Tue Mar 19 1991 16:20 | 0 |
396.12462 | llamas & aardvarks & bears -> strange zoo -> strange brew | LEZAH::BOBBITT | I -- burn to see the dawn arriving | Tue Mar 19 1991 17:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.12463 | strange brew -> bathtub beer | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Tue Mar 19 1991 21:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.12464 | bathtub beer -> so light, it floats! | 7242::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Mar 20 1991 00:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.12465 | so light, it floats! --> 99-44/100% pure | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Wed Mar 20 1991 02:06 | 0 |
396.12466 | 99-44/100% pure -> snake oil | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed Mar 20 1991 02:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12467 | snake oil -> all-purpose lubrican't | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Wed Mar 20 1991 05:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.12468 | all-purpose lubrican't --> yes it can | IEDUX::jon | | Wed Mar 20 1991 22:29 | 2 |
|
|
396.12469 | yes it can -> yes it does!! | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Thu Mar 21 1991 01:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12470 | yes it does!! --> but never on a Sunday! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Thu Mar 21 1991 03:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.12471 | but never on a Sunday! --> only on a Rainday | CHIEFF::HUBER | File and Forget | Thu Mar 21 1991 05:17 | 0 |
396.12472 | only on a Rainday -> with rainbows | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Thu Mar 21 1991 21:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.12473 | with rainbows --> with robins | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Fri Mar 22 1991 02:19 | 0 |
396.12474 | with robins -> Springy ones | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Fri Mar 22 1991 02:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.12475 | Springy ones -> Worms | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Fri Mar 22 1991 02:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.12476 | Worms -> Diet of | 7242::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Mar 22 1991 03:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.12477 | Diet of (Worms) --> Not at *my* table | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Fri Mar 22 1991 17:36 | 0 |
396.12478 | Not at *my* table -> Trig | 7242::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Mar 22 1991 21:26 | 2 |
| Not at *my* table -> plane -> math ->
\.....................->
|
396.12479 | Trig -> trilogy | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Fri Mar 22 1991 21:47 | 1 |
| trigonometry -> triangle -> three -> trilogy
|
396.12480 | trilogy --> trilobite | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Sat Mar 23 1991 06:44 | 0 |
396.12481 | trilobite --> mental mutation | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Sun Mar 24 1991 19:09 | 1 |
| Lobes of brain, usually two in number...
|
396.12482 | mental mutation --> emigration | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Mon Mar 25 1991 02:50 | 1 |
| Since migration to a number of lands involves a frontal lobotomy.....
|
396.12483 | emigration -> e migration -> QED | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Mar 25 1991 09:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.12484 | | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Mon Mar 25 1991 09:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.12485 | Springs | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Mar 25 1991 09:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.12486 | dingoes | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Mon Mar 25 1991 09:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.12487 | babies | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Mar 25 1991 09:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.12488 | pet-food | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Mon Mar 25 1991 09:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.12489 | pet-food -> cans | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Mar 25 1991 10:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.12490 | cans (-> Cannes) -> films | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Mon Mar 25 1991 10:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.12491 | films -> skins | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Mar 25 1991 10:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.12492 | skins -> scalps | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Mon Mar 25 1991 10:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.12493 | tickets | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Mar 25 1991 10:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.12494 | ego | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Mon Mar 25 1991 10:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.12495 | none | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Mar 25 1991 10:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.12496 | none (-> nun) -> flying-nun | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Mon Mar 25 1991 10:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.12497 | flying-nun -> heaven -> Columbia -> dope -> police | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Mar 25 1991 10:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.12498 | police -> rooky -> green -> greenie | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Mon Mar 25 1991 10:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.12499 | greenie -> Caterpillar -> road-pizza | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Mar 25 1991 10:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.12500 | road-pizza -> coffin -> delivery -> labour | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Mon Mar 25 1991 10:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.12501 | shortage | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Mar 25 1991 10:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.12502 | shortage -> short -> Keith | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Mon Mar 25 1991 11:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.12503 | Keith --> Brian | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Mon Mar 25 1991 17:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.12504 | Brian => Mick | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Domimina nustio illumea | Mon Mar 25 1991 17:46 | 2 |
| Trivia: David Bowie took the name `Bowie' on the analogy of `Jagger' -
both knives.
|
396.12505 | Mick -> Dundee | LEZAH::BOBBITT | corner of 18th and Fairfax | Mon Mar 25 1991 19:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.12506 | Dundee -> Cake | MINDER::GRAVESG | Geoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637 | Mon Mar 25 1991 19:15 | 2 |
|
|
396.12507 | Cake -> walk | IEDUX::root | Kenny come home! | Mon Mar 25 1991 19:43 | 0 |
396.12508 | walk -> about | GAZERS::NOONAN | huggestive solicitation mandatory | Mon Mar 25 1991 19:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.12509 | about -> a bout of the flu | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Mon Mar 25 1991 22:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.12510 | a bout of the flu --> over the cuckoo's nest | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Mon Mar 25 1991 22:23 | 0 |
396.12511 | Jack | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Mar 26 1991 05:21 | 1 |
| Nicholson
|
396.12512 | Nicholson --> file it away | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Tue Mar 26 1991 06:09 | 3 |
| Nicholson is a highly respected maker of files (the metal-cutting kind)
in the USA.
|
396.12513 | jack --> tar | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Tue Mar 26 1991 06:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.12514 | feathers | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Mar 26 1991 08:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.12515 | feathers -> eroticism -> jello | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Tue Mar 26 1991 08:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.12516 | wrestling | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Mar 26 1991 08:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.12517 | conscience | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Tue Mar 26 1991 09:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.12518 | lapse | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Mar 26 1991 09:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12519 | Jennifer Keyte -> milk bottle | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Tue Mar 26 1991 09:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12520 | hospital | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Mar 26 1991 09:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.12521 | late-night television | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Tue Mar 26 1991 09:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.12522 | aberrations | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Mar 26 1991 09:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.12523 | Jennifer Keyte -> milk bottle | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Tue Mar 26 1991 10:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.12524 | splinters | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Mar 26 1991 10:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.12525 | Midnight feast | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Tue Mar 26 1991 10:18 | 11 |
| ^
|--------------------------
Milk Bottle --> \ \
\ \
Milk Bottle -->- ->-- > milk --> night cap --\ \
\ \
Aberration --> A bare ration -> open sandwich > --> night snack --|
[there appeared to be some loose ends.....
|
396.12526 | choelesterol | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Tue Mar 26 1991 10:22 | 6 |
| ^
|------------------
|
midnight feast --> eggs ----> bacon egg and chips --|
/
splinters --> chips ---/
|
396.12527 | plaque | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Mar 26 1991 10:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.12528 | plaque -> memorial -> holiday -> party -> J. Keyte -> milkbottle | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Mar 26 1991 10:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12529 | milkbottle -> rocket | IEDUX::root | Personal Name OUT OF ORDER | Tue Mar 26 1991 18:54 | 0 |
396.12530 | rocket --> orbit | TERZA::ZANE | War is Hell. -- Sherman | Tue Mar 26 1991 20:54 | 0 |
396.12531 | orbit ---> outa sight | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue Mar 26 1991 21:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12532 | outa sight --> out of mind | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Mar 26 1991 22:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.12533 | out of mind -> out of touch | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue Mar 26 1991 22:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.12534 | out of touch --> reach out | TERZA::ZANE | War is Hell. -- Sherman | Tue Mar 26 1991 23:03 | 0 |
396.12535 | miss | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Wed Mar 27 1991 05:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.12536 | miss -> hit | MINDER::GRAVESG | Geoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637 | Wed Mar 27 1991 14:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.12537 | hit --> bust | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Mar 27 1991 17:08 | 3 |
| bad luck at the blackjack table
|
396.12538 | bust --> Roman | TERZA::ZANE | War is Hell. -- Sherman | Wed Mar 27 1991 18:23 | 0 |
396.12539 | Roman -> Inthegloman | UNTADI::HORTON | Madder than Mad Jack McMadd... | Wed Mar 27 1991 19:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.12540 | saponaceous | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Thu Mar 28 1991 09:50 | 10 |
|
re:.-1
Cute, much better than those people who put PHRASES instead of WORDS
into the football match... How about mine? :-)
|
396.12541 | pretentious | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Thu Mar 28 1991 09:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.12542 | pretentious -> Austen Tayshus -> comedian | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Thu Mar 28 1991 09:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.12543 | bankrupt | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Thu Mar 28 1991 10:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.12544 | morals | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Thu Mar 28 1991 10:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.12545 | morals --> florals | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Thu Mar 28 1991 11:59 | 0 |
396.12546 | florals --> herbals | GAZERS::NOONAN | Uh Oh | Thu Mar 28 1991 18:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.12547 | herbals --> animals | TERZA::ZANE | War is Hell. -- Sherman | Thu Mar 28 1991 19:19 | 0 |
396.12548 | animals -> vegetables | LEZAH::BOBBITT | waves become wings | Thu Mar 28 1991 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.12549 | animals --> vegetables --> minerals | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Mar 28 1991 19:48 | 0 |
396.12550 | animals -> vegetables -> minerals -> 20 Questions | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Mar 28 1991 20:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.12551 | 20 Questions --> One Answer | TERZA::ZANE | War is Hell. -- Sherman | Thu Mar 28 1991 21:46 | 0 |
396.12552 | One Answer --> 42 | TERZA::ZANE | War is Hell. -- Sherman | Thu Mar 28 1991 21:48 | 0 |
396.12553 | 42 >- 7 x 6 | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Thu Mar 28 1991 21:56 | 0 |
396.12554 | 7 x 6 = my paycheck | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Thu Mar 28 1991 22:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.12555 | my paycheck --> bye-bye | GAZERS::NOONAN | Uh Oh | Thu Mar 28 1991 23:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.12556 | bye-bye --> Right-sized | PAOXCS::HILL | Another migrant worker! | Fri Mar 29 1991 12:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.12557 | right-sized --> wrong-sized | SIEVAX::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK) | Fri Mar 29 1991 13:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12558 | wrong-sized --> take it in | CHIEFF::HUBER | File and Forget | Fri Mar 29 1991 16:54 | 0 |
396.12559 | wrong-sized --> IBM minus 14,000 | PAOXCS::HILL | Another migrant worker! | Fri Mar 29 1991 18:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12560 | mixed mode arithmetic error | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Sat Mar 30 1991 00:17 | 6 |
|
^
|
take it in ---> size 56 suit + me --+
|
IBM minus 14,000 --------------+
|
396.12561 | mixed mode arithmetic error -> Pi ala mode | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Mar 30 1991 00:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12562 | Pi ala mode --> e pluribus unum | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Sat Mar 30 1991 02:08 | 0 |
396.12563 | e pluribus unum -->one for all and all for one | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Sat Mar 30 1991 21:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.12564 | one for all and all for one -> all-in-1 | LEZAH::BOBBITT | waves become wings | Mon Apr 01 1991 19:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.12565 | all-in-1 --> 3-in-1 oil | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Mon Apr 01 1991 19:23 | 0 |
396.12566 | 3-in-1 oil >- snake oil | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Mon Apr 01 1991 23:01 | 0 |
396.12567 | snake oil --> snake coil | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Tue Apr 02 1991 09:04 | 0 |
396.12568 | spiral | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Apr 02 1991 11:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.12569 | spiral -> logs ( mathematically ) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Apr 02 1991 18:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.12570 | logs (mathematically) -->rhythms (musically) | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Apr 02 1991 21:54 | 0 |
396.12571 | rhythms (musically) --> who could ask for anything more? | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Wed Apr 03 1991 03:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.12572 | me | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Wed Apr 03 1991 10:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.12573 | | BIGUN::SIMPSON | brandish that raspberry | Wed Apr 03 1991 11:11 | 1 |
| And I was going to put 'Jennifer Keyte' too...
|
396.12574 | me --> And I was going to put 'Jennifer Keyte' too...>huh? | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Thu Apr 04 1991 05:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.12575 | huh? -> Abbott and Costello | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Apr 04 1991 19:05 | 1 |
| huh? -> what? -> who? -> who's on first? ->
|
396.12576 | Abbott and Costello --> Tweedledum and Tweedledee | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Thu Apr 04 1991 20:09 | 0 |
396.12577 | Tweedledum and Tweedledee --> dee dee dee dummmm | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Thu Apr 04 1991 20:37 | 0 |
396.12578 | dee dee dee dummmm --> Beethoven's Fifth | SSGBPM::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Fri Apr 05 1991 01:16 | 0 |
396.12579 | Beethoven's Fifth --> Jack Daniel's Fifth | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Apr 05 1991 01:26 | 4 |
| Whiskey trivia freaks will know that the apostrophe in "Daniel's" is properly
placed. But I suppose we could argue about the spelling of "whiskey".
Clay
|
396.12580 | number 9 | GLADYS::ORME | MadVax | Fri Apr 05 1991 10:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.12581 | #9 -> K9 -> dog -> cat | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Fri Apr 05 1991 11:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.12582 | cat --> man --> do | AYOV27::ISMITH | I might go | Fri Apr 05 1991 12:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.12583 | | MACNAS::MGRAHAM | As user-friendly as a cornered rat | Fri Apr 05 1991 17:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12584 | nee Paul -> him -> a -> layin? | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Apr 06 1991 02:38 | 3 |
|
There are only some things that can be done in reply... sorry about
the neo 'nee'! :-)
|
396.12585 | him -> a -> layin' --> ever rest | POWDML::SATOW | | Sun Apr 07 1991 23:43 | 0 |
396.12586 | ever rest --> kay, too | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Mon Apr 08 1991 07:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.12587 | kay, too -> tokay | LEZAH::BOBBITT | waves become wings | Mon Apr 08 1991 19:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.12588 | tokay -> decay | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue Apr 09 1991 01:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.12589 | decay --> Yo! Digital!!! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Tue Apr 09 1991 03:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.12590 | Yo! Digital!!! --> Wanna buy a watch? | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Tue Apr 09 1991 19:15 | 0 |
396.12591 | Wanna buy a watch? -> time out! | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Tue Apr 09 1991 20:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.12592 | time out! -> regroup | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue Apr 09 1991 21:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.12593 | regroup --> Reg Grundy | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Wed Apr 10 1991 04:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.12594 | television | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Wed Apr 10 1991 11:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.12595 | television --> nun | AYOV27::ISMITH | I might go | Wed Apr 10 1991 13:30 | 3 |
| "What!! You can't be serious! No television?"
"Yes."
|
396.12596 | nun -> flying -> Sister Betrille | LEZAH::BOBBITT | dance, the storm is over | Wed Apr 10 1991 18:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.12597 | Sister Betrille --> be trill --> be sharp | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Thu Apr 11 1991 03:27 | 0 |
396.12598 | be sharp --> C natural | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Thu Apr 11 1991 03:45 | 1 |
| Musical notation - B natural is 1/2 step below C natural.
|
396.12599 | C natural --> No specs | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Thu Apr 11 1991 04:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.12600 | No specs --> unpredictable results | AYOV27::ISMITH | I might go | Thu Apr 11 1991 16:01 | 2 |
|
|
396.12601 | unpredictable results --> teabags | SIEVAX::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK) | Thu Apr 11 1991 18:50 | 5 |
| The bane of a fortune teller's life...
Mat.
*:o)
|
396.12602 | teabags -> tee shirts | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Thu Apr 11 1991 22:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.12603 | tee shirts -> bon mots | GAZERS::NOONAN | I'm here, I'm me, and I'm enough | Fri Apr 12 1991 01:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.12604 | bon mots --> well manicured lawns | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | I brew the best koala_tea products | Fri Apr 12 1991 05:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.12605 | lawn doctor | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Apr 12 1991 17:19 | 6 |
|
well manicured lawns --> well, man, i cured lawns --> lawn doctor
|
396.12606 | lawn doctor --> groundskeeper | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Fri Apr 12 1991 17:59 | 6 |
| lawn doctor --> loan doctor --> The Money Store (a New England lending
establishment) --> Phil Rizzuto (retired baseball player who shills for
The Money Store) --> baseball --> baseball field --> groundskeeper
Honest, that's the thought process I went through, but if you don't buy
that one, how about lawn doctor -direct-> groundskeeper? :-)
|
396.12607 | groundskeeper --> air head | GAZERS::NOONAN | I'm here, I'm me, and I'm enough | Fri Apr 12 1991 18:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.12608 | air head -> thermals | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Apr 12 1991 20:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.12609 | thermals -> red longjohns | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Fri Apr 12 1991 22:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.12610 | red longjohns --> red buttons | POWDML::SATOW | | Sat Apr 13 1991 01:46 | 2 |
|
|
396.12611 | red buttons --> red skelton | GAZERS::NOONAN | I'm here, I'm me, and I'm enough | Mon Apr 15 1991 09:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.12612 | short | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Apr 15 1991 11:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.12613 | Keith -> deja vu | BIGUN::SIMPSON | Please, let me put it in a little way. | Mon Apr 15 1991 11:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.12614 | prescience | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Apr 16 1991 09:19 | 7 |
|
Just don't bring Jennifer Keyte and her milkbottle back into it...
|
396.12615 | prescience --> seer --> sucker | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Apr 16 1991 17:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.12616 | sucker -> 1/minute | LEZAH::BOBBITT | dance, the storm is over | Tue Apr 16 1991 19:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.12617 | 1/minute -> minute rice | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Apr 16 1991 21:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12618 | minute rice -> three minute egg | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue Apr 16 1991 21:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.12619 | < 1/minute -> quicky > | TRCA01::RENNIE | You monkeys are unbelievable! | Tue Apr 16 1991 22:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.12620 | => spoiled child | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Apr 17 1991 00:19 | 1 |
| 1/minute + three minute egg + quicky =>
|
396.12621 | dependent teenager | WR2FOR::PORTERA_DA | | Wed Apr 17 1991 00:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.12622 | dependent teenager = expensive tax deduction | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed Apr 17 1991 01:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.12623 | debt | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Wed Apr 17 1991 11:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.12624 | debt -> death | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Thu Apr 18 1991 05:08 | 3 |
|
I think it was Woody Allen who observed that death is a wondeful way to
reduce your operating costs....
|
396.12625 | taxes | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Thu Apr 18 1991 10:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.12626 | "Loan" Star State | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Apr 18 1991 15:53 | 4 |
| debt --> death --> taxes ----> Loan Star State
| ^
| |
+-------------------------------+
|
396.12627 | Loan Star State -> Crater lake | LEZAH::BOBBITT | dance, the storm is over | Thu Apr 18 1991 17:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.12628 | Crater lake -> celestial aqua | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Apr 18 1991 21:29 | 1 |
| a new Crayola color?
|
396.12629 | celestrial aqua -> Holy water | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Thu Apr 18 1991 23:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.12630 | Holy water --> Wholly water --> Snake Oil | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Fri Apr 19 1991 07:43 | 0 |
396.12631 | Snake Oil -> Shaggy Dog Story | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Apr 19 1991 19:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.12632 | Shaggy Dog Story -> Shady Lady | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Fri Apr 19 1991 21:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.12633 | Shady Lady -> Black Widow | TEMPE::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Sat Apr 20 1991 20:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.12634 | Black Widow --> Ralph Nader | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Sun Apr 21 1991 20:13 | 2 |
| Black Widow --> Spider --> Spyder --> Corvair --> Unsafe at Any Speed
--> Ralph Nader
|
396.12635 | Ralph Nader -> nadir -> zenith | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Apr 22 1991 19:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.12636 | zenith --> television | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue Apr 23 1991 00:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.12637 | television -> idiot box | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Tue Apr 23 1991 01:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.12638 | idiot box --> brain dead pugilist | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Apr 23 1991 16:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.12639 | brain dead pugilist --> George Foreman | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue Apr 23 1991 20:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.12640 | George Foreman -> boxer -> shorts | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue Apr 23 1991 21:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.12641 | shorts -> when $income < $outgo | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Apr 23 1991 22:32 | 0 |
396.12642 | when $income < $outgo --> bad bet | SIEVAX::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK) | Tue Apr 23 1991 23:05 | 0 |
396.12643 | bad bet = fold'em | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed Apr 24 1991 00:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.12644 | fold'em --> hold 'em --> high | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Wed Apr 24 1991 07:50 | 0 |
396.12645 | high --> mighty | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Apr 24 1991 16:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.12646 | mighty --> dog | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Wed Apr 24 1991 16:53 | 0 |
396.12647 | dog -> day -> afternoon | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Wed Apr 24 1991 17:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.12648 | afternoon --> delight | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Wed Apr 24 1991 19:17 | 0 |
396.12649 | afternoon -> delight -> twilight -> midnight -> all night | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed Apr 24 1991 22:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.12650 | all night --> dawn's early light | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Wed Apr 24 1991 23:20 | 0 |
396.12651 | dawn's early light --> rockets' red glare | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Thu Apr 25 1991 08:29 | 0 |
396.12652 | rocket's red glare --> blinded by the light | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Thu Apr 25 1991 16:29 | 0 |
396.12653 | blinded by the light --> Manfred Mann | AYOV18::ISMITH | Off to Severance City | Thu Apr 25 1991 17:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.12654 | Manfred mann's -> earth band | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Thu Apr 25 1991 17:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.12655 | earth band --> Band Aid | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu Apr 25 1991 18:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.12656 | Band Aid -> Kool Aid | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Thu Apr 25 1991 21:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.12657 | Kool Aid --> Pool Maid | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Fri Apr 26 1991 05:30 | 0 |
396.12658 | Pool Maid -> Ester Williams | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Apr 26 1991 19:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.12659 | Ester Williams -> Andy Williams | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Lift me up and turn me over... | Fri Apr 26 1991 20:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.12660 | Andy Williams -> Perry Como | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | ACE is the place | Fri Apr 26 1991 23:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.12661 | Perry Como -> find a wheel | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Apr 26 1991 23:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.12662 | find a wheel --> and it goes round round round | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Mon Apr 29 1991 18:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.12663 | and it goes round round round -> ground round | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Apr 29 1991 22:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.12664 | ground round -> Mac attack | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Mon Apr 29 1991 23:10 | 2 |
|
|
396.12665 | Mac attack --> he shot the Apple | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Mon Apr 29 1991 23:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.12666 | he shot the Apple --> did William Tell? | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Apr 29 1991 23:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.12667 | did William Tell? -> no but Robin Hood could | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue Apr 30 1991 00:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.12668 | Robin Hood could --> hoodwinked | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue Apr 30 1991 01:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.12669 | hoodwinked -> falconer | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Lift me up and turn me over... | Tue Apr 30 1991 19:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.12670 | falconer --> hawker--> tinker--> can --> BOX! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | No limits, Jonathon? | Wed May 01 1991 10:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.12671 | box --> boxed in --> painted into a corner | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Wed May 01 1991 18:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.12672 | painted into a corner -> Moore becomes less | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed May 01 1991 22:02 | 1 |
| Benjamin Moore is a brand of paint...
|
396.12673 | Moore becomes less -> antisynergistic | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed May 01 1991 22:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.12674 | antisynergistic --> Against gymnasts having fun | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | No limits, Jonathon? | Thu May 02 1991 05:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.12675 | Against gymnasts having fun -> pry yourself away | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Thu May 02 1991 07:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.12676 | pry yourself away -> crowbar | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Lift me up and turn me over... | Thu May 02 1991 08:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.12677 | crowbar --> where Heckle and Jeckle get drunk | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu May 02 1991 17:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.12678 | where Heckle and Jeckle get drunk --> singles bar | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | No limits, Jonathon? | Fri May 03 1991 07:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.12679 | singles' bar --> Davy Crockett | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri May 03 1991 16:56 | 9 |
| A couple of lines from the song, "The Ballad of Davy Crockett":
Kilt him a b'ar
When he was only three
Perhaps this belongs in the "lyrics you thought said something else" note, but
I always wondererd who "Himmabar" was.
Clay
|
396.12680 | Davy Crockett --> coonskin cap | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Fri May 03 1991 18:02 | 0 |
396.12681 | cap --> gown | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Fri May 03 1991 19:55 | 6 |
| re: a few back -- this probably belongs in the "mis-heard lyrics"
note, but what the heck --
I always thought that line about "Himmabar" was:
"Killed in a bar, when he was only three."
|
396.12682 | gown --> rags | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Fri May 03 1991 19:57 | 1 |
| as in Cinderella . . .
|
396.12683 | rags --> riches | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri May 03 1991 19:59 | 0 |
396.12684 | riches --> attic | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Fri May 03 1991 20:06 | 5 |
| riches +--> department store --> lots of junk --+
| \
| +--> attic
| /
+--> treasure --> chest --> trunk -------+
|
396.12685 | attic -> the Bates Motel ... | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat May 04 1991 00:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.12686 | the Bates Motel --> jail bait | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Sat May 04 1991 00:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.12687 | jail bait --->a new angle | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | No limits, Jonathon? | Mon May 06 1991 09:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.12688 | a new angle --> original sales scam | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Mon May 06 1991 17:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.12689 | original sales scam --> con man | WFOV12::GIBSON | Freedom's price, is sometimes bloody | Mon May 06 1991 18:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.12690 | con-man --> ex-con | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Mon May 06 1991 18:23 | 0 |
396.12691 | ex-con -> exxon | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Lift me up and turn me over... | Mon May 06 1991 19:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.12692 | exxon -> John Hancock | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon May 06 1991 19:37 | 1 |
| as in put your 'X' here....
|
396.12693 | John Hancock --> written in blood | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue May 07 1991 00:17 | 5 |
| I wanted to do exxon --> xoff.
Obviously I've been in computers too long.
--bonnie
|
396.12694 | written in blood -> note currently being written | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | ACE is the place | Tue May 07 1991 22:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.12695 | note currently being written --> fresh mint taste | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | No limits, Jonathon? | Wed May 08 1991 03:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.12696 | fresh mint taste --> chocolate money | SIEVAX::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK) | Wed May 08 1991 15:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.12697 | chocolate money --> chocolate bunny | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed May 08 1991 16:16 | 0 |
396.12698 | chocolate bunny -> honey bunny | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Lift me up and turn me over... | Wed May 08 1991 17:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.12699 | honey bunny -> bees in your bonnet | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed May 08 1991 21:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.12700 | bees in your bonnet --> buzzing in your ears | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Wed May 08 1991 22:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.12701 | sour mash | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu May 09 1991 02:15 | 4 |
| buzzing in your ears --> put zing in the corn --> sour mash
|
396.12702 | sour mash --> white lightnin' | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Thu May 09 1991 05:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.12703 | sour mash --> lemon squeezer | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | No limits, Jonathon? | Thu May 09 1991 06:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.12704 | lemon squeezer --> eyebrow tweezer | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Thu May 09 1991 08:34 | 0 |
396.12705 | lemon squeezer -> eyebrow tweezer -> old geezer | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Lift me up and turn me over... | Thu May 09 1991 17:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.12706 | fast forward shuffle | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Thu May 09 1991 20:54 | 7 |
|
^
|
white lightnin' -------+
|
|
old geezer ------------+
|
396.12707 | fast forward shuffle -> The Stroll | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu May 09 1991 21:38 | 2 |
| for those of you that remember ( or perhaps read about :-))
Link Ray and the Ray Men...
|
396.12708 | The Stroll -> 3 questions | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | ACE is the place | Thu May 09 1991 21:45 | 1 |
| The Stroll -> A Troll -> 3 questions
|
396.12709 | 3 questions --> pop the question | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu May 09 1991 22:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.12710 | pop the question -> your place or mine??? | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Thu May 09 1991 22:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.12711 | your place or mine??? --> Can't take No for an answer | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | No limits, Jonathon? | Fri May 10 1991 05:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.12712 | can't take no -> "what letter of NO don't you understand" | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Lift me up and turn me over... | Fri May 10 1991 18:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.12713 | | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri May 10 1991 18:35 | 6 |
| "what letter of NO don't you understand" --> how should I no?
|
396.12714 | how should I no => good kwestion | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Domimina nustio illumea | Fri May 10 1991 18:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.12715 | kwitcherbelyakin | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Fri May 10 1991 21:31 | 0 |
396.12716 | kwitcherbelyakin >- That's in another topic. | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Vendor neutral application environment compliant with internatio | Sat May 11 1991 05:09 | 0 |
396.12717 | That's in another topic --> hazelnut | SIEVAX::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK) | Sat May 11 1991 19:29 | 5 |
| Should make sense to people in the UK at least!
Mat.
*:o)
|
396.12718 | hazelnut --> which hazel? --> witchhazel | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Sat May 11 1991 23:47 | 0 |
396.12719 | Witch Hazel --> Wendy the good little witch | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Sun May 12 1991 04:20 | 1 |
| Should make sense to American comic-book readers, anyway.
|
396.12720 | Wendy the good little witch --> Casper | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Mon May 13 1991 18:54 | 0 |
396.12721 | Casper --> touchdown! | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Mon May 13 1991 19:45 | 4 |
| via Dave Casper, former tight end (u.s. football) for the Oakland
Raiders . . .
--bonnie
|
396.12722 | touchdown! --> pet the goose --> goose the pet | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon May 13 1991 22:32 | 0 |
396.12723 | goose the pet --> call the SPCA | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Mon May 13 1991 22:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.12724 | call the SPCA -> call a spade a spade | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Lift me up and turn me over... | Mon May 13 1991 23:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.12725 | call a spade a spade -> 7 Spades -> Grand Slam!! | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Mon May 13 1991 23:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.12726 | Grand Slam --> home run | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue May 14 1991 00:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.12727 | home run -> real estate agents delight | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue May 14 1991 01:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12728 | real estate agents delight -> blind man with money | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue May 14 1991 02:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.12729 | blind man with money --> robbed blind | CHIEFF::HUBER | File and Forget | Tue May 14 1991 16:49 | 0 |
396.12730 | robbed blind --> Maltese cross | AYOV27::ISMITH | Off to Severance City | Tue May 14 1991 17:26 | 1 |
| Don't know why, but...
|
396.12731 | Maltese cross -> Strawberry Blonde | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue May 14 1991 17:43 | 1 |
| Maltese :== malt + tease =>
|
396.12732 | Strawberry Blonde --> carrot top | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Tue May 14 1991 19:12 | 0 |
396.12733 | carrot top >- dead calm | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Vendor neutral application environment compliant with internatio | Tue May 14 1991 19:28 | 0 |
396.12734 | dead calm --> dead clam --> oyster bar | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue May 14 1991 20:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.12735 | oyster bar ---> bar sinister | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Tue May 14 1991 20:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.12736 | bar sinister --> criminal lawyer | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue May 14 1991 20:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.12737 | bar sinister + criminal lawyer -> Simon and Shyster | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Lift me up and turn me over... | Wed May 15 1991 00:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.12738 | Simon and Shyster -> High School bookies | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Wed May 15 1991 07:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.12739 | High school bookies --> Creative accountancy | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Wed May 15 1991 17:34 | 1 |
| High School --> educated --> thoughtfuul --> creative
|
396.12740 | Creative accountancy --> cook the books | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed May 15 1991 18:08 | 0 |
396.12741 | cook the books --> digesting good literature | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Wed May 15 1991 18:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.12742 | digesting good literature --> savoring | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Wed May 15 1991 19:16 | 0 |
396.12743 | savoring --> onion ring | SIEVAX::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK) | Wed May 15 1991 20:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.12744 | onion ring --> ring around the sun | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Wed May 15 1991 22:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.12745 | ring around the sun -> ring around the coller | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed May 15 1991 23:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.12746 | ring around the coller --> belling the cat | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu May 16 1991 01:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.12747 | belling the cat --> spit the dog | AYOV27::ISMITH | Off to Severance City | Thu May 16 1991 02:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.12748 | spit the dog -> spit the hog | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu May 16 1991 05:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.12749 | spit the hog --> *Western* style barbecue | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Thu May 16 1991 05:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.12750 | Hopalong's spurs | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | No limits, Jonathon? | Thu May 16 1991 09:29 | 1 |
| *Western* style barbecue -->Western stars cookout --> Gabby Hayes'beans-->
|
396.12751 | Hopalong's spurs -->no, Pat, no, don't sit on that! | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu May 16 1991 17:57 | 3 |
| Hopalong's spurs --> sharp --> cactus --> picture in One Fish Two
Fish Red Fish Blue Fish --> no, Pat, no, don't sit on that!
|
396.12752 | no, Pat, no, don't sit on that! --> hot seat | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Thu May 16 1991 18:50 | 0 |
396.12753 | hot seat >- Johnson | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Vendor neutral application environment compliant with internatio | Fri May 17 1991 00:13 | 9 |
| Since we're stringing people along...
no, Pat, no, don't sit on that! --> hot seat --> toilet in the sun-.
|
.------------------------------------------------------------------'
|
`-> my son John --> Johnson
|
396.12754 | Johnson --> Merry Mary | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Fri May 17 1991 00:44 | 4 |
|
John's daugher, of course!
|
396.12755 | Merry Mary --> marry me | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Fri May 17 1991 00:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.12756 | Merry Mary --> marry me --> Maid Marian | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Fri May 17 1991 01:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12757 | Maid Marian --> manufactured lady --> mannequin | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Fri May 17 1991 05:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.12758 | mannequin -> clothes racker/ette | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri May 17 1991 17:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.12759 | clothes racker/ette --> clothing racket --> fashion industry | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Fri May 17 1991 17:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.12760 | fashion industry -> dedicated follower of fashion | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Lift me up and turn me over... | Fri May 17 1991 18:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.12761 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Fri May 17 1991 19:14 | 1 |
| dedicated follower of fashion -> lambs to the slaughter
|
396.12762 | lambs to the slaughter --> Silence of the Lambs | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Fri May 17 1991 22:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12763 | Silence of the Lambs -> Two thumbs down | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | ACE is the place | Sat May 18 1991 01:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.12764 | two thumbs down -> Chinese finger trap | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat May 18 1991 01:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.12765 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Sat May 18 1991 02:31 | 1 |
| Chinese finger trap => Chop chop chop chop fooey
|
396.12766 | Chop chop chop chop fooey --> cut knee | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | No limits, Jonathon? | Mon May 20 1991 09:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.12767 | cut knee --> orthopedic surgeon | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Mon May 20 1991 18:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12768 | orthorpedic surgeon --> jointed man | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Mon May 20 1991 20:13 | 0 |
396.12769 | jointed man --> marionette | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Mon May 20 1991 20:13 | 0 |
396.12770 | marionette -> who's pulling my string? | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Mon May 20 1991 21:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.12771 | --> necktie party | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Mon May 20 1991 21:55 | 1 |
| who's pulling my string --> pulling on my rope --> noose --> necktie party
|
396.12772 | necktie party -> fashion minimizer | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Mon May 20 1991 22:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.12773 | fashion minimizer --> miniskirt | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Mon May 20 1991 22:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.12774 | miniskirt --> rising see level | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | No limits, Jonathon? | Tue May 21 1991 04:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.12775 | rising see level => crypt | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Dotting jots and crossing tittles | Tue May 21 1991 13:30 | 1 |
| Just think of `the Holy See'.
|
396.12776 | crypt -> cryptographer -> read hieroglyphics | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Lift me up and turn me over... | Tue May 21 1991 19:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12777 | read hieroglyphics -> papyrus | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue May 21 1991 21:51 | 1 |
| read hieroglyphics -> reed hieroglyphics ->
|
396.12778 | papyrus --> paper platypus | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue May 21 1991 21:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.12779 | paper platypus -> aboriginal paper dolls | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue May 21 1991 22:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.12780 | aboriginal paper dolls --> kachinas | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Tue May 21 1991 22:54 | 0 |
396.12781 | kachinas -> gesundheit | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Lift me up and turn me over... | Wed May 22 1991 18:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.12782 | kachinas -> gesundheit --> allergic to corn pollen | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Wed May 22 1991 19:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.12783 | allergic to corn pollen -> nothing to sneeze at :-) | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed May 22 1991 21:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.12784 | nothing to sneeze at :-) -> gossamer handkerchief :-( | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Wed May 22 1991 21:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.12785 | gossamer handkerchief --> Tunnel in the Sky | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Thu May 23 1991 07:00 | 8 |
| gossamer handkerchief --> Gossamer Albatross --> Across the English
Channel --> the chunnel --> Tunnel in the Sky
"Handkerchief" and "albatross" both have three syllables, with the
first accented.
The Gossamer Albatross was the first human-powered heavier-than-air
craft to fly across the English Channel under its own power.
|
396.12786 | Tunnel in the sky --> Tunnel vision | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu May 23 1991 17:22 | 0 |
396.12787 | Tunnel vision -> Plato | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu May 23 1991 19:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.12788 | Plato -> Goofy | TROA02::SKEOCH | We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. | Thu May 23 1991 21:57 | 0 |
396.12789 | Goofy --> Idiot | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Thu May 23 1991 22:23 | 0 |
396.12790 | Idiot --> Box | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Thu May 23 1991 22:24 | 0 |
396.12791 | idiot --> Box --> sack of [couch] potatoes | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu May 23 1991 23:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.12792 | sack of [couch] potatoes -> sofa spuds | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri May 24 1991 01:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.12793 | sofa spuds & suds | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Fri May 24 1991 01:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.12794 | sofa spuds & suds --> washed up | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Fri May 24 1991 02:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.12795 | Washed up -> Soap | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Fri May 24 1991 18:42 | 0 |
396.12796 | Soap -> Box | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Fri May 24 1991 18:42 | 0 |
396.12797 | Soap -> Box --> one-track mind | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Fri May 24 1991 19:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.12798 | one-track mind -> train of thought derailed | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Fri May 24 1991 19:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.12799 | train of thought derailed -> rathole | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Fri May 24 1991 21:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.12800 | rathole >- the big dig | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Vendor neutral application environment compliant with internatio | Fri May 24 1991 21:29 | 6 |
| This is in reference to the project in Boston, MA to depress a major
roadway and dig yet a third harbor tunnel. A major part of the effort
is to control the rat population that gets stirred up on something
like this.
Mike
|
396.12801 | the big dig -> "you have two speeds, slow and stop" | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri May 24 1991 22:22 | 1 |
| dig, as in put-down, rank, etc.
|
396.12802 | | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri May 24 1991 22:32 | 7 |
| You have two speeds, slow and stop --> Memorial Day, Cape Cod
Have a nice weekend, all (U.S. holiday Monday).
Clay
|
396.12803 | Memorial Day, Cape Cod --> sunburned sardines on the beach | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Sat May 25 1991 00:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.12804 | sunburned sardines on the beach -> red tide | DATABS::LASHER | Working... | Sat May 25 1991 16:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.12805 | red tide -> ebb tide | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Tue May 28 1991 20:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.12806 | ebb tide --> Prince of Tides | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue May 28 1991 20:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.12807 | Prince of Tides -> washing machine Queen | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue May 28 1991 22:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.12808 | washing machine queen --> Mary, Queen of spots | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue May 28 1991 22:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.12809 | Mary, Queen of spots --> Out, out, damned spot | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Tue May 28 1991 23:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.12810 | Out, out damned spot -> Look, look see Spot run | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue May 28 1991 23:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.12811 | see Spot run --> spots don't run, dye runs | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue May 28 1991 23:38 | 0 |
396.12812 | spots don't... -> see Spot dyeing to run | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Wed May 29 1991 00:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.12813 | Marathon | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed May 29 1991 16:49 | 9 |
| See Spot dying to run --> running to die --> Marathon
What was his name Pheippides, or something? He ran from Marathon to Athens
in battle gear, said "Victory", collapsed and died?
Clay
|
396.12814 | Marathon --> Snickers | PAOIS::HILL | Another migrant worker! | Wed May 29 1991 17:18 | 4 |
| In the UK the Mars sweet company changed the name of Marathon
peanut/chocolate bars to Snickers as a name alignment with Europe.
(I don't like them, whatever their name!)
|
396.12815 | Snickers --> Tonnis Shoes | AYOV27::ISMITH | Off to Severance City | Wed May 29 1991 17:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.12816 | Tonnis Shoes --> 2000 pounds of footgear | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Wed May 29 1991 18:20 | 3 |
| in U.S. weights, of course.
--bonnie
|
396.12817 | Imelda's closet | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed May 29 1991 18:26 | 12 |
| > <<< Note 396.12816 by CSSE32::RANDALL "Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS" >>>
-< Tonnis Shoes --> 2000 pounds of footgear >-
> in U.S. weights, of course.
2000 pounds of footgear --> 2000 pounds* of footgear --> Imelda's closet
* in British currency, of course
Clay
|
396.12818 | Imelda's Closet -> Grizelda's Armoire -> Grimoire | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Wed May 29 1991 18:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.12819 | Grimoire --> bookcase of Grimm's fairy tales | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Wed May 29 1991 19:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.12820 | bookcase of Grimm's fairy tales->case book of fairly grim tales | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Wed May 29 1991 21:39 | 0 |
396.12821 | case book of fairly grim tales-> Mack-the-Knife | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed May 29 1991 21:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.12822 | Mack-the-Knife --> Mac the Apple | FASTA::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Wed May 29 1991 22:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12823 | Mac the Apple -> Mac ad am | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed May 29 1991 22:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.12824 | Mac ad am >- eyes | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Vendor neutral application environment compliant with internatio | Wed May 29 1991 23:10 | 0 |
396.12825 | eyes --> higher | AYOV27::ISMITH | Off to Severance City | Thu May 30 1991 17:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.12826 | higher --> hire --> fire | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Thu May 30 1991 18:26 | 0 |
396.12827 | fire --> trial | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Thu May 30 1991 19:13 | 0 |
396.12828 | fire --> trial --> convicted of arson | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu May 30 1991 19:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.12829 | convicted of arson --> low down bum! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Quality has no cost:It's priceless! | Mon Jun 03 1991 03:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12830 | hot seat | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Jun 03 1991 17:10 | 7 |
| fire --> trial --> convicted of arson --> arson the fire --> hot seat
|
396.12831 | hot seat -> hot buns | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jun 03 1991 17:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.12832 | all-over sunburn | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Mon Jun 03 1991 19:37 | 5 |
| hot buns --> hot cross buns -----+
\
+--> all-over sunburn
/
low-down bum --> dropped pants --+
|
396.12833 | all-over sunburn --> Sunrise Boulevard | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | ACE is the place | Mon Jun 03 1991 22:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.12834 | Sunrise Boulevard --> Moon over Miami | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Mon Jun 03 1991 22:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.12835 | Moon over Miami -> cheek to cheek | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Tue Jun 04 1991 03:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.12836 | cheek to cheek --> Ich bin ein Berliner | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Tue Jun 04 1991 07:31 | 12 |
| Moon over Miami --> cheek to cheek is simply too funny. It reminds me
vividly of the last day a friend had at the company I worked at in Ft
Lauderdale - near Miami, so...
His departure was acrimonious, and after he'd been walked to the door
he had himself driven past the prez's office, mooning as he went.
Sorry...about "Berliner": Irving Berlin wrote "Cheek to Cheek." JFK,
of course, embarrassed himself in Berlin. Embarrassment affects the
color of at least *some* cheeks...
-d
|
396.12837 | ich bin ein Berliner -> jelly donut | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Tue Jun 04 1991 20:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12838 | jelly donut --> Jelly Roll Morton | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue Jun 04 1991 20:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.12839 | Jelly Roll Morton -> 78 rpm | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jun 04 1991 20:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.12840 | 78 rpm ---> Revolution #9 | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Tue Jun 04 1991 21:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.12841 | | DATABS::LASHER | Working... | Tue Jun 04 1991 22:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.12842 | | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue Jun 04 1991 22:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.12843 | Line at the photocopier | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Jun 04 1991 23:50 | 8 |
| Place de la Republique --> Place in the reproduction queue -----+
|
|
|
Line at the photocopier <---+
|
396.12844 | Line at the photocopier --> lines on the photocopy | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue Jun 04 1991 23:58 | 3 |
| >Place in the reproduction queue
So have you been reading PARENTING again, Clay? :) :) :)
|
396.12845 | lines on the photocopy -> inTONation | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Wed Jun 05 1991 02:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.12846 | inTONation -> inDIAN Nation | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Rick | Wed Jun 05 1991 22:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.12847 | inDIAN Nation --> Big Endian | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Jun 05 1991 22:13 | 2 |
|
|
396.12848 | Big Endian -> Brobdingnagian | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Wed Jun 05 1991 22:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.12849 | Brobdingnagian --> Gargantuan | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Thu Jun 06 1991 01:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.12850 | Gargantuan --> Pantagruelish | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu Jun 06 1991 21:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.12851 | Pantagruelish -> hungry son views moms cooking | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jun 06 1991 21:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.12852 | hungry son views moms cooking -> every good boy deserves fudge | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Fri Jun 07 1991 19:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.12853 | Every good boy . . . --> face | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Jun 07 1991 20:21 | 8 |
| In case you don't understand the connection,
"Every good by deserves fudge" is
a mnemonic for the five notes on the five lines of the treble clef in musical
notation. "Face" is a mnemonic for the spaces.
|
396.12854 | boy, fudge --> face --> go wash up | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Fri Jun 07 1991 20:34 | 5 |
| re: .12852
I'd have said "every good boy deserves flavor"...
--b
|
396.12855 | go wash up -> down and dirty | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jun 07 1991 21:40 | 2 |
|
if wash is up,...
|
396.12856 | down and dirty --> 7 card stud | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Sat Jun 08 1991 00:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.12857 | 7 card stud -> one eyed jacks & bedpost queen wild | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Sat Jun 08 1991 00:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.12858 | one eyed jacks & bedpost queen wild --> serious s & m | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Sat Jun 08 1991 01:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.12859 | serious s & m -> unrepentant gamboler | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Sat Jun 08 1991 03:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.12860 | unrepentant gamboler -> dice vice | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jun 10 1991 22:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.12861 | dice vice --> versa | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Mon Jun 10 1991 23:07 | 0 |
396.12862 | dice vice --> versa --> chopped-up lewd poetry | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Mon Jun 10 1991 23:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.12863 | liverwurst | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Jun 11 1991 16:55 | 9 |
|
+------------+
| |
chopped-up lewd poetry --> chopped low-life verse +-> liverwurst
| | |
| | |
+---------+-->chopped liver--+
|
396.12864 | liverwurst --> rock bottom | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue Jun 11 1991 18:10 | 1 |
| As in, that's the wurst pun I've seen in years.
|
396.12865 | rock bottom -> rock lobster | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Tue Jun 11 1991 18:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.12866 | rock lobster -> classical cod | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Tue Jun 11 1991 20:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.12867 | classical cod --> tuna tenor and bass bass | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Jun 11 1991 20:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.12868 | tuna tenor and bass bass -> Charlie Tuna and the Sea Choir | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue Jun 11 1991 22:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.12869 | Charlie Tuna and the Sea Choir --> Chorus | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Tue Jun 11 1991 23:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.12870 | Chorus -> Line | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Tue Jun 11 1991 23:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.12871 | Line --> Tiger | SIEVAX::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK) | Tue Jun 11 1991 23:35 | 0 |
396.12872 | Line -> Tiger -> stripes | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed Jun 12 1991 00:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.12873 | stripes -> priests | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Wed Jun 12 1991 02:00 | 2 |
| anagram
|
396.12874 | Priests --> Going to church | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Wed Jun 12 1991 17:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.12875 | going to church -> get me to the church on time | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Wed Jun 12 1991 17:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.12876 | get me to the church on time >- late to his own funeral | RICKS::PHIPPS | Vendor neutral application environment compliant with internatio | Wed Jun 12 1991 21:11 | 0 |
396.12877 | late to his own funeral --> start without me | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Wed Jun 12 1991 22:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.12878 | start without me --> Waiting at the alter | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Wed Jun 12 1991 23:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.12879 | Waiting at the alter --> changed his mind | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Wed Jun 12 1991 23:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.12880 | changed his mind -> change the oil, filter, lube | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Rick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220 | Wed Jun 12 1991 23:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.12881 | interchangeable parts | RICKS::PHIPPS | Vendor neutral application environment compliant with internatio | Thu Jun 13 1991 02:25 | 2 |
|
changed his mind -> change the oil, filter, lube -> interchangeable parts
|
396.12882 | interchangeable parts -> six of one, half dozen of another | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Thu Jun 13 1991 02:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.12883 | six of one, half dozen of another --> bacon and eggs for 6 | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu Jun 13 1991 18:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.12884 | bacon and eggs for 6 -> barnyard brouhaha | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Thu Jun 13 1991 18:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.12885 | pigs having a beer blast | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu Jun 13 1991 18:37 | 1 |
| barnyard brouhaha --> brew ha-ha --> pigs having a beer blast
|
396.12886 | pigs having a beer blast --> Breaded pork chops | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Thu Jun 13 1991 19:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.12887 | Breaded pork chops --> LITE pork rinds | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Thu Jun 13 1991 20:53 | 0 |
396.12888 | LITE pork rinds -> collard greens | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jun 14 1991 18:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12889 | collard greens >- ring around the collard | RICKS::PHIPPS | Vendor neutral application environment compliant with internatio | Fri Jun 14 1991 21:06 | 0 |
396.12890 | ring around the collard -> ring around the rose-y | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Sat Jun 15 1991 01:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.12891 | ring around the rose-y --> plague | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Sat Jun 15 1991 01:40 | 0 |
396.12892 | plague --> plaque | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Sat Jun 15 1991 03:36 | 0 |
396.12893 | plaque --> a trophy | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Mon Jun 17 1991 16:41 | 0 |
396.12894 | a trophy --> atrophy | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Jun 17 1991 16:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.12895 | atrophy - apathetic couch potato | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Mon Jun 17 1991 22:06 | 1 |
| maybe a "apathetic couch potato" is a double negative, thus desirable??
|
396.12896 | Apathetic couch potatoe -> A Pathetic Pouch | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Rick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220 | Mon Jun 17 1991 22:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.12897 | A Pathetic Pouch -> a picked pocket | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Tue Jun 18 1991 00:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.12898 | a picked pocket --> a pocketed pick | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Tue Jun 18 1991 01:46 | 0 |
396.12899 | a pocketed pick --> a pain in the butt | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue Jun 18 1991 02:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.12900 | a pain in the butt --> a hole in the vat | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Quality has no cost:It's priceless! | Tue Jun 18 1991 04:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.12901 | a hole in the vat --> drowned in a butt of malmsey | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Tue Jun 18 1991 19:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.12902 | drowned in a butt of malmsey --> affirmative | ULYSSE::WADE | | Tue Jun 18 1991 20:55 | 8 |
|
DROWNED IN A BUTT OF MALMSEY palindromised to
YESMLAM FO TTUB A NI DENWORD rearranged as
YES [MLAMFOTTUBANIDEN] WORD is clearly
AFFIRMATIVE
|
396.12903 | affirmative -> da | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Tue Jun 18 1991 23:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.12904 | da --> da doo doo do --> Sting | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Wed Jun 19 1991 00:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.12905 | Sting -> Robert Redford | STKAI2::WESTERBACK | Gnothi seauton | Wed Jun 19 1991 02:02 | 2 |
|
|
396.12906 | Robert Redford -> The Princess Bride | CHIEFF::HUBER | File and Forget | Wed Jun 19 1991 17:14 | 2 |
| Robert Redford -> Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid -> Goldman ->
The Princess Bride
|
396.12907 | The Princess Bride -> Stop saying that! | GENSIS::LAVEY | Not as sane as everybody thinks.... | Wed Jun 19 1991 17:57 | 0 |
396.12908 | Stop saying that! --> no, no, a thousand times no! | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Wed Jun 19 1991 18:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.12909 | undefined binary factorial | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Jun 19 1991 18:19 | 1 |
| no, no, a thousand times no! --> 001000x0! --> undefined binary factorial
|
396.12910 | undefined binary factorial -> uni-dentified flying object | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Wed Jun 19 1991 19:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.12911 | uni-dentified flying object -> bent bit fm fragmented disk file | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Thu Jun 20 1991 02:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.12912 | bent bit fm fragmented disk file -> disjointed data | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Thu Jun 20 1991 04:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12913 | lysdexia | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Thu Jun 20 1991 09:37 | 4 |
|
For those that miss the joke, the word is: dyslexia
|
396.12914 | lysdexia --> is there a dog? | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu Jun 20 1991 19:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.12915 | is there a dog? -> Frank(ly), my dear I don't give a mad! | MODEL::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jun 21 1991 00:53 | 1 |
|
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396.12916 | min' yo temper, Miz Scarlett | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Fri Jun 21 1991 01:01 | 1 |
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|
396.12917 | min you temper, Miz Scarlett -> don't get caught, Col. Mustard | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Fri Jun 21 1991 20:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.12918 | don't get caught, Col. Mustard--> please pass the Grey Poupon | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Fri Jun 21 1991 20:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.12919 | Grey Poupon -> 2 Rolls on Worth Avenue | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Rick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220 | Fri Jun 21 1991 21:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.12920 | 2 Rolls on Worth Avenue -> 2 Hotels on Boardwalk | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Fri Jun 21 1991 21:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.12921 | 2 Hotels on Boardwalk --> under the boardwalk | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Fri Jun 21 1991 23:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.12922 | under the boardwalk --> down by the sea | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | Careful Don't Step in DECrap | Sat Jun 22 1991 00:00 | 0 |
396.12923 | down by the sea --> down to the sea in ships | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Sat Jun 22 1991 00:26 | 0 |
396.12924 | women, wine, and song | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Sat Jun 22 1991 01:11 | 5 |
| down to the sea in ships --> down to the she in sips --+
|
+------------------------------------------------------+
|
+--> women, wine, and song
|
396.12925 | women, wine, and song -> let the party begin!!! | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Sat Jun 22 1991 01:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12926 | let the party begin --> don't forget the batteries! | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | Careful Don't Step in DECrap | Sat Jun 22 1991 01:56 | 0 |
396.12927 | don't forget the batteries! --> batteries not included | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Sat Jun 22 1991 22:34 | 0 |
396.12928 | batteries not included => some assembly necessary | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Dotting jots and crossing tittles | Mon Jun 24 1991 17:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.12929 | some assembly necessary --> RTFM | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Mon Jun 24 1991 18:36 | 1 |
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|
396.12930 | RTFM -> IMNSHO it was FM | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Rick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220 | Mon Jun 24 1991 19:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.12931 | FM -> no static at all | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Mon Jun 24 1991 22:18 | 1 |
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|
396.12932 | no static at all --> moving right along | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Tue Jun 25 1991 01:05 | 0 |
396.12933 | moving right along=>didja hear the one... | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | | Tue Jun 25 1991 01:07 | 2 |
|
|
396.12934 | didja hear the one... -> rhetorical I presume | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue Jun 25 1991 02:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.12935 | rhetorical I presume --> Dr Livingstone... | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Tue Jun 25 1991 17:55 | 0 |
396.12936 | Dr. Livingstone ... --> Mr. Jive | GENSIS::LAVEY | Not as sane as everybody thinks.... | Tue Jun 25 1991 18:05 | 3 |
|
Dr. Livingstone --> Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde --> Dr. Heckle and...
|
396.12937 | Mr. Jive --> Mr Bojangles | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Tue Jun 25 1991 18:11 | 0 |
396.12938 | Mr. Bojanles --> Dances | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Tue Jun 25 1991 18:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12939 | Dances --> with Wolves | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | | Tue Jun 25 1991 19:12 | 2 |
|
|
396.12940 | Dances -> with Wolves -> back to nature | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue Jun 25 1991 22:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.12941 | back to nature -> au naturel | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | | Tue Jun 25 1991 22:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.12942 | au naturel -> ADABASE NATURAL | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Rick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220 | Tue Jun 25 1991 22:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.12943 | ADABASE NATURAL -> base -> compound | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | FM2 | Wed Jun 26 1991 12:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.12944 | compound -> fracture | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | Watusis with Wombats | Wed Jun 26 1991 18:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.12945 | fracture --> Fractured Fairy Tales | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Wed Jun 26 1991 19:07 | 4 |
| Used to be my favorite show when I was a kid, but my mother made
me turn it off if she caught me watching it.
--bonnie
|
396.12946 | Fractured Fairy Tales --> going Wayback | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Wed Jun 26 1991 19:41 | 1 |
| There's a double entendre in this...
|
396.12947 | going Wayback -> Aesop & Son | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | I think I think I might be... | Wed Jun 26 1991 20:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.12948 | Aesop & Son -> fabled family | NECSC::BIELSKI | | Wed Jun 26 1991 23:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.12949 | fabled family -> The Cleavers | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | AnybodyWannaHireAGoodWordsmith? | Thu Jun 27 1991 00:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.12950 | The Cleavers --> The Munsters | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Thu Jun 27 1991 01:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.12951 | The Munsters -> the Addams Family | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | AnybodyWannaHireAGoodWordsmith? | Thu Jun 27 1991 01:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.12952 | The Adams Family -> Family Affairs | KAOA12::YUEN | Advanced Flukeware design | Thu Jun 27 1991 01:18 | 0 |
396.12953 | Family Affairs -> The Carpenters | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | AnybodyWannaHireAGoodWordsmith? | Thu Jun 27 1991 01:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.12954 | The Carpenters --> carpenter ants | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu Jun 27 1991 01:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12955 | carpenter ants -> losing my foundation | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | AnybodyWannaHireAGoodWordsmith? | Thu Jun 27 1991 01:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12956 | losing my foundation --> runny makeup | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu Jun 27 1991 01:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.12957 | runny makeup -> droopy clown | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Thu Jun 27 1991 02:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.12958 | droopy clown => little bitty tear | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Dotting jots and crossing tittles | Thu Jun 27 1991 16:51 | 1 |
| Oh dear - what's my excuse for remembering _that_?
|
396.12959 | little bitty tear --> tracks of my tears | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu Jun 27 1991 17:38 | 6 |
| A little bitty tear let me down
Spoiled my act as a clown
I had it made up not to make a frown,
but a little bitty tear let me down.
Oh, dear, now I'll be singing it all day...
|
396.12960 | tracks of my tears -> shop around | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | AnybodyWannaHireAGoodWordsmith? | Thu Jun 27 1991 18:25 | 1 |
| this one's back in my head now...
|
396.12961 | shop around --> shop till you drop | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu Jun 27 1991 19:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.12962 | shop till you drop -> drop by any time | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | Wordsmith For Hire: (508) 870-0340 | Thu Jun 27 1991 19:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.12963 | Drop by any time --> Dishes in the Sink | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Thu Jun 27 1991 19:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.12964 | Dishes in the Sink -> fodder's in the shock | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sailing around my soul | Thu Jun 27 1991 20:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.12965 | dishes in the sink -> ring around the tub | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | Wordsmith For Hire: (508) 870-0340 | Thu Jun 27 1991 20:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.12966 | ring around the tub --> doorbell | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Thu Jun 27 1991 20:51 | 0 |
396.12967 | shocked Avon lady | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Thu Jun 27 1991 20:58 | 2 |
| dishes in the sink + ring around the tub + doorbell + fodder's in
the shock -> Father in the sack, naked --> shocked Avon lady.
|
396.12968 | shocked Avon lady -> batteries shorted out | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Thu Jun 27 1991 22:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.12969 | batteries shorted out -> not-so-good vibrations | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | Wordsmith For Hire: (508) 870-0340 | Thu Jun 27 1991 22:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.12970 | not-so-good vibrations -> Oddball | STKAI2::WESTERBACK | Rock'n'roll will never die | Fri Jun 28 1991 02:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.12971 | oddball -> furrball | LEZAH::BOBBITT | sailing around my soul | Fri Jun 28 1991 03:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.12972 | furrball --> fuzzball --> "Laugh it up..." | GENSIS::LAVEY | Not as sane as everybody thinks.... | Fri Jun 28 1991 18:14 | 1 |
| (Movie ref...)
|
396.12973 | Laugh it up --> chuck it up | CSSE32::RANDALL | Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS | Fri Jun 28 1991 21:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.12974 | chuck it up -> to expectorant | CHIEFF::HUBER | File and Forget | Fri Jun 28 1991 21:04 | 0 |
396.12975 | expectorant -> Chalk to up to experience | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Rick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220 | Fri Jun 28 1991 21:41 | 1 |
| chuck it up -> to expectorant
|
396.12976 | Chalk it up to experience -> Experientia docet | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | Wordsmith for Hire:(508) 870-0340 | Fri Jun 28 1991 21:57 | 1 |
| A little "Latin muzak"?
|
396.12977 | Experientia docet --> Play the fool. | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Sun Jun 30 1991 07:18 | 3 |
| "Experience keepeth a dear school, but a fool will learn at no other.
- Benjamin Franklin
|
396.12978 | Play the fool -> Idiot's delight | SANCHO::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Sun Jun 30 1991 18:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.12979 | Idiot's delight --> Chicken Delight | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Sun Jun 30 1991 19:26 | 0 |
396.12980 | Chicken Delight -> Tasty Chick | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | sailing around my soul | Mon Jul 01 1991 18:18 | 2 |
| I kid you not, this is the name of a restaurant in Vernon, Connecticut
|
396.12981 | Tasty Chick -> No Fat Chicks | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Rick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220 | Mon Jul 01 1991 23:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.12982 | No Fat Chicks -> No Flat Chicks | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Tue Jul 02 1991 03:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.12984 | no flat chicks -> icky chickie and yucky ducky party | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the colors and shapes of kindness | Tue Jul 02 1991 22:32 | 8 |
| a friend of mine had an easter party this year, with egg-decorating,
and all the typical gross easter candy that we all actually probably
ATE at one point or another, fluffy bunnies, spongy sugar birds, etc...
and she called it the....
-Jody
|
396.12985 | icky chickie and yucky ducky party -> foul fowl party | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No, but you can see it from here | Wed Jul 03 1991 01:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.12986 | foul fowl party --> Chicken Man's birthday | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Thu Jul 04 1991 07:22 | 0 |
396.12987 | Chicken Man's Birthday --> Alcatraz Yahoo | AYOV27::ISMITH | Off to Severance City | Thu Jul 04 1991 12:33 | 1 |
|
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396.12988 | Alcatraz Yahoo --> Kalamazoo kazoo | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Sat Jul 06 1991 02:30 | 1 |
|
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396.12989 | didgeridoo | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Jul 08 1991 09:05 | 1 |
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|
396.12990 | didgeridoo --> doggie doo-doo | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Jul 08 1991 20:58 | 1 |
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396.12991 | doggie doo doo -> vodeo do do | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | the colors and shapes of kindness | Mon Jul 08 1991 21:44 | 1 |
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396.12992 | vodeo do do -> video overdue | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. 237-7476 | Tue Jul 09 1991 02:42 | 1 |
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396.12993 | video uverdue --> entertainment rent penitentiary | AYOV27::ISMITH | Off to Severance City | Tue Jul 09 1991 12:31 | 1 |
|
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396.12994 | entertainment rent penitentiary -> Jailhou$e Rock | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jul 10 1991 21:51 | 1 |
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396.12995 | Rock --> Roll | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Thu Jul 11 1991 02:23 | 0 |
396.12996 | Roll --> Bread | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Thu Jul 11 1991 02:23 | 0 |
396.12997 | Bread --> Box | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Thu Jul 11 1991 02:24 | 0 |
396.12998 | jellyfish | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Thu Jul 11 1991 10:39 | 1 |
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396.12999 | Jellyfish --> Prestwick Shore | AYOV27::ISMITH | Off to Severance City | Thu Jul 11 1991 17:40 | 3 |
| They go together like two things that go together.
Ian.
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396.13000 | Prestwick Shore --> 'nuff | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Thu Jul 11 1991 19:17 | 0 |
396.13001 | 'nuff --> Said | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Thu Jul 11 1991 23:22 | 1 |
|
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396.13002 | Said --> Starboard | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Fri Jul 12 1991 02:30 | 1 |
| Said --> Port Said --> Port --> Starboard
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396.13003 | Board --> Wooden | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Fri Jul 12 1991 02:34 | 0 |
396.13004 | Wooden --> Box | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Fri Jul 12 1991 02:35 | 3 |
|
%^}
|
396.13005 | Box --> Lunch | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Fri Jul 12 1991 02:42 | 0 |
396.13006 | Lunch --> crib | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Fri Jul 12 1991 10:14 | 1 |
|
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396.13007 | crib -> pig out! | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jul 12 1991 18:28 | 1 |
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396.13008 | pig out! -> makin' bacon | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the yayness principle | Fri Jul 12 1991 19:05 | 1 |
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396.13009 | makin' bacon --> beacon in the night | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Fri Jul 12 1991 19:38 | 1 |
|
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396.13010 | beacon in the night --> lighthouse | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Fri Jul 12 1991 23:02 | 0 |
396.13011 | lighthouse --> House of the Rising Sun | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Jul 12 1991 23:46 | 1 |
|
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396.13012 | House of the Rising Sun -> brodacious bungalow | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sat Jul 13 1991 02:12 | 1 |
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396.13013 | Storyville | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Sat Jul 13 1991 02:36 | 3 |
| House of the Rising Sun --> brodacious bungalow --> Storyville, the
section of New Orleans in which the House of the Rising Sun was most
likely situated.
|
396.13014 | Storyville -- > Trumpton | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon Jul 15 1991 05:46 | 1 |
|
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396.13015 | Trumpton --> Camberwick Green | IEDUX::jon | | Mon Jul 15 1991 17:05 | 1 |
| British model animation children's TV programmes of the 70's.
|
396.13016 | Camberwick Green -> Soylent Green | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | divided sky...the wind blows high | Mon Jul 15 1991 19:14 | 1 |
|
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396.13017 | Soylent Green --> Grass stain | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Jul 15 1991 20:07 | 1 |
|
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396.13018 | Grass stain --> Fab | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Mon Jul 15 1991 20:11 | 1 |
| American detergent powder noted for its ability to remove grass stains
|
396.13019 | Fab --> groovy | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Tue Jul 16 1991 00:23 | 0 |
396.13020 | groovy --> man | AYOV27::ISMITH | Off to Severance City | Tue Jul 16 1991 00:54 | 1 |
|
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396.13021 | Man --> Woman | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Tue Jul 16 1991 01:15 | 1 |
|
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396.13022 | Woman --> Jennifer Keyte --> milkbottle | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Jul 16 1991 06:50 | 1 |
|
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396.13023 | milkbottle --> wishful thinking | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Jul 16 1991 09:13 | 1 |
| having Jennifer Keyte put outyour milkbottle ......
|
396.13024 | wishful thinking --> If ... | MINDER::GRAVESG | Geoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637 | Tue Jul 16 1991 13:54 | 1 |
|
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396.13025 | If... --> is for children | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Tue Jul 16 1991 19:22 | 0 |
396.13026 | is for children --> seeing, not hearing | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Jul 16 1991 19:31 | 0 |
396.13027 | not hearing -> not knowning who the heck is Jennifer Keyte? | RICKS::PHIPPS | Vendor neutral application environment compliant with internatio | Tue Jul 16 1991 21:10 | 0 |
396.13028 | not knowning who the heck is Jennifer Keyte? -->lfe | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Jul 17 1991 04:43 | 4 |
| G'day,
Jennifer Keyte is a rather attractive brunette late night newsreader in
Sydney, Australia......
derek
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396.13029 | lfe --> missing something in life | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Jul 17 1991 04:45 | 1 |
|
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396.13030 | missing something in life --> action/adventure | DPDMAI::POGAR | ROBIN HOOD - 10++++ | Wed Jul 17 1991 04:52 | 1 |
|
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396.13031 | action/adventure --> Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves | DPDMAI::POGAR | ROBIN HOOD - 10++++ | Wed Jul 17 1991 04:55 | 2 |
| Seen it 11 times! Must be something missing.
|
396.13032 | Prince of Thieves --> (Paul Keating) --> Treasurer | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Wed Jul 17 1991 06:57 | 7 |
|
As mentioned earlier, J. Keyte is a cute newsreader on a warped Aussie
late night show who was admitted to hospital sometime ago to get a
milkbottle... (I leave the rest to your imagination - but suffice it to
say the tub of warm jelly and the hamster stuffed inside the accordian
didn't make it into the news)
|
396.13033 | Treasurer --> Bookery Cook | AYOV27::ISMITH | Off to Severance City | Wed Jul 17 1991 12:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.13034 | Bookery Cook -> Reader's inDigestion | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jul 17 1991 17:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.13035 | Reader's inDigestion --> sick of slick | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Wed Jul 17 1991 17:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.13036 | sick of slick -> sublime slime | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | divided sky...the wind blows high | Wed Jul 17 1991 18:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.13037 | sublime slime --> snake oil | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Wed Jul 17 1991 18:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.13038 | Oil --> Can | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Wed Jul 17 1991 19:08 | 0 |
396.13039 | Can --> Box | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Wed Jul 17 1991 19:09 | 0 |
396.13040 | BOX --> ears | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Wed Jul 17 1991 19:24 | 0 |
396.13041 | ears ---> lookin' atcha | DPDMAI::POGAR | ROBIN HOOD - 10++++ | Thu Jul 18 1991 08:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.13042 | lookin' atcha --> gesundheit! | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Thu Jul 18 1991 19:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.13043 | sneezes | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Fri Jul 19 1991 10:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.13044 | sneezes --> shinzes | AYOV27::ISMITH | Off to Severance City | Fri Jul 19 1991 12:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.13045 | shinzes --> pads | IEDUX::jon | There's no place like 45866. | Fri Jul 19 1991 17:03 | 0 |
396.13046 | pads -> false front | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 19 1991 17:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.13047 | false front --> facade | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Jul 19 1991 18:01 | 0 |
396.13048 | | LEZAH::BOBBITT | divided sky...the wind blows high | Fri Jul 19 1991 18:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.13049 | veneer --> dermis | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Fri Jul 19 1991 19:09 | 0 |
396.13050 | dermis --> doormouse | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Fri Jul 19 1991 19:35 | 2 |
|
|
396.13051 | doormouse >- window dressing | RICKS::PHIPPS | Vendor neutral application environment compliant with internatio | Fri Jul 19 1991 20:15 | 0 |
396.13052 | window dressing => Peeping Tom | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Dotting jots and crossing tittles | Fri Jul 19 1991 20:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.13053 | Peeping Tom --> Uncle Tom | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Fri Jul 19 1991 20:48 | 1 |
| No reason, just free association.
|
396.13054 | Uncle Tom -> Uncle Sam | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 19 1991 21:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.13055 | Uncle Sam --> Cry "uncle" | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Fri Jul 19 1991 21:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.13056 | Cry "uncle" -> UN-cola....fooled ya' | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jul 19 1991 23:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.13057 | Un-cola -> AfroPop | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Jul 20 1991 06:20 | 4 |
| One flavor of the UN-cola
|
v
United Nations
|
396.13058 | AfroPop --> BeBop | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Sat Jul 20 1991 19:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.13059 | Be Bop --> Deluxe | AYOV27::ISMITH | Off to Severance City | Sat Jul 20 1991 23:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.13060 | DEluxe --> Desoto | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Sun Jul 21 1991 16:46 | 1 |
| Deluxe --> Delightful --> Delovely --> '50s car commercial jingle
|
396.13061 | Americana | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Jul 22 1991 10:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.13062 | Americana -> Europa | IEDUX::jon | | Mon Jul 22 1991 15:34 | 0 |
396.13063 | Europa -> spaghetti Western | DATABS::LASHER | Working... | Mon Jul 22 1991 16:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.13064 | spaghetti Western -> Tampopo | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | divided sky...the wind blows high | Mon Jul 22 1991 17:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.13065 | Tampopo --> Robert Mitchum | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Mon Jul 22 1991 17:54 | 6 |
| Oh god, I just dissolved in laughter at the reminder of Tampopo. I
can't help it, the male lead in Tampopo was played by a guy who's a
dead ringer for Robert Mitchum - same square jaw, same squint,
everything.
-d
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396.13066 | Mitchum --> no sweat | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Mon Jul 22 1991 18:29 | 0 |
396.13067 | No sweat --> chill out | OAXCEL::KAUFMANN | Bo | 223-6954 | PKO3-1/B11 | Mon Jul 22 1991 22:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.13068 | chill out --> love in | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Mon Jul 22 1991 22:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.13069 | love in --> laugh-in | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Tue Jul 23 1991 00:54 | 0 |
396.13070 | laugh-in -> be in ( as in the 60's ) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jul 23 1991 02:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.13071 | trippin' | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Jul 23 1991 10:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.13072 | trippin' -> fallin' over | IEDUX::jon | As much imagination as a caravan site | Tue Jul 23 1991 17:49 | 0 |
396.13073 | fallin' over -> rollin' along | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Jul 23 1991 19:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.13074 | rollin' along -> forgin' ahead | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jul 23 1991 20:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.13075 | forgin' ahead --> the village smithy | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Tue Jul 23 1991 20:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.13076 | the village smithy >- under the spreading... | RICKS::PHIPPS | Vendor neutral application environment compliant with internatio | Tue Jul 23 1991 21:33 | 0 |
396.13077 | under the spreading -> toast | LEZAH::BOBBITT | divided sky...the wind blows high | Wed Jul 24 1991 18:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.13078 | toast --> with thine eyes | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Wed Jul 24 1991 18:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.13079 | with thine eyes --> the ayes have it | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Jul 24 1991 18:38 | 0 |
396.13080 | the ayes have it -> naval superiority | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jul 24 1991 21:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.13081 | naval superiority -> pushing your 'waist' around | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jul 24 1991 22:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.13082 | pushing your 'waist' around -> waste not, want not | IEDUX::jon | | Thu Jul 25 1991 17:24 | 0 |
396.13083 | waste not, want not -> sailor's motto | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jul 25 1991 17:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.13084 | sailor's motto -> sailor's tattoo | IEDUX::jon | | Thu Jul 25 1991 17:57 | 0 |
396.13085 | sailor's tattoo --> Boss! Boss! Da plane! Da plane! | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Thu Jul 25 1991 18:35 | 4 |
| Tattoo: character in Fantasy Island TV series, mentioned this morning
in another notesfile.
-d
|
396.13086 | Da plane! --> Plain vanilla | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Thu Jul 25 1991 19:14 | 3 |
|
|
396.13087 | plain vanilla -> french vanilla with a swirl | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | divided sky...the wind blows high | Thu Jul 25 1991 20:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.13088 | french vanilla with a swirl --> ice cream cone | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Thu Jul 25 1991 21:47 | 0 |
396.13089 | ice cream cone --> Screaming conehead | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Jul 25 1991 22:34 | 0 |
396.13090 | Screaming conehead --> painful | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Fri Jul 26 1991 10:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.13091 | painful -> paid in full | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Jul 27 1991 01:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.13092 | freehold | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Jul 29 1991 10:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.13093 | freehold --> leasehold | MINDER::GRAVESG | Geoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637 | Mon Jul 29 1991 17:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.13094 | freehold --> leasehold --> Harold | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Mon Jul 29 1991 20:00 | 0 |
396.13095 | Harold --> Angels | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Jul 29 1991 20:29 | 2 |
| . . . as in "Hark, the Harold Angels sing"
|
396.13096 | Angels -> flutterbys | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | E Tenebris Lux | Mon Jul 29 1991 21:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.13097 | flutterbys -> memories and moments | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jul 30 1991 18:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.13098 | memories and moments --> reflections | TERZA::ZANE | Where are the curious? | Tue Jul 30 1991 19:50 | 0 |
396.13099 | reflections -> deflections | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | out of darkness, light | Tue Jul 30 1991 19:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.13100 | deflections --> immaculate receptions | CHIEFF::HUBER | File and Forget | Tue Jul 30 1991 20:44 | 0 |
396.13101 | immaculate receptions -> wide receivers | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jul 31 1991 02:02 | 13 |
| The Dallas Cowboys are one of the National Football League teams.
In days of yore, there was a quarterback by the name of Roger Staubach
who in one playoff game threw ( to what wide receiver? ) a pass into
the end zone. ( or close to it... my memory is fading; it will be
refreshed by the just started season...! )
The receiver was in the end zone or stepped into it thus winning the
game in the final seconds.
This desperate 'last-pass' has become known as the "Hail Mary"
pass in football.
jc
p.s. memory refresh most welcome
p.p.s. Other puns optional - your sense of humour may vary.
|
396.13102 | wide receivers --> latus rectum | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Wed Jul 31 1991 06:24 | 6 |
|
No dirty thoughts. For those of you who don't know, the 'latus rectum'
is something straight out of high school plane geometry, and I don't
mean the teacher.
Dave C.
|
396.13103 | latus rectum --> Gluteus Maximus | AYOV27::ISMITH | Off to Severance City | Wed Jul 31 1991 12:40 | 1 |
| The Roman Olympic champion, from an Asterix book
|
396.13104 | Gluteus Maximus --> Super Glue | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Jul 31 1991 17:38 | 0 |
396.13105 | Super Glue -> [love , hate] ( pick one ) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jul 31 1991 17:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.13106 | [love, hate] (pick one) -> comma | CHIEFF::HUBER | File and Forget | Thu Aug 01 1991 01:43 | 9 |
|
BTW, by "immaculate reception" I was referring to the catch made by
Franco Harris of the Pittsburgh Steelers against Oakland? during the
playoffs sometime in the 70's. The ball (for those who care) was
tipped by an Oakland player, and caught by Harris inches from the
ground. He scored, and if memory serves, that was one of the years the
Steelers went on to win the superbowl.
Joe
|
396.13107 | comma --> Bedford | AYOV27::ISMITH | Going on the 9th of August | Thu Aug 01 1991 19:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.13108 | Bedford --> bad Ford --> lemon | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Aug 01 1991 19:43 | 0 |
396.13109 | lemon -> Delta Blues | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Aug 01 1991 20:17 | 3 |
| from Blind Lemon Jefferson
re: a few back. Football. Was it Drew Pearson that made the catch?
|
396.13110 | Delta Blues --> Delta Dawn | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Thu Aug 01 1991 20:35 | 0 |
396.13111 | Delta Dawn -> Tubular Sunrise | RICKS::PHIPPS | Vendor neutral application environment compliant with internatio | Thu Aug 01 1991 22:26 | 6 |
| RE: catch
No. It was Franco. I think Drew Pearson played for the Dalas Cowboys.
Franco Haris was a Steeler.
Mike
|
396.13112 | Tubular Sunrise --> Tequila Sunrise | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Thu Aug 01 1991 22:40 | 1 |
| The latter being described by the adjective in the former... :-)
|
396.13113 | Tequila Sunrise --> Tequila Mockingbird | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Thu Aug 01 1991 23:13 | 2 |
|
... because I have no shame.
|
396.13114 | Tequila Mockingbird -> I, said the sparrow | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | out of darkness, light | Fri Aug 02 1991 03:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.13115 | "I," said the sparrow --> straight and narrow | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Fri Aug 02 1991 18:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.13116 | straight and narrow --> country lane | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Fri Aug 02 1991 20:00 | 0 |
396.13117 | country lane >- Lois Lane | RICKS::PHIPPS | Vendor neutral application environment compliant with internatio | Fri Aug 02 1991 21:42 | 0 |
396.13118 | Lois Lane --> Lana Lang | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Sat Aug 03 1991 02:42 | 0 |
396.13119 | Lana Lang --> Auld Lang Syne | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Mon Aug 05 1991 18:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.13120 | Auld Lang Syne --> The Party line | IEDUX::jon | As much imagination as a caravan site | Mon Aug 05 1991 18:24 | 8 |
| This is from the parody song "Oh My Stalin" which starts off being to the tune
of Clementine but changes tune to Auld Lang Syne at the end. The lyric
to that tune is:
The Party line, the Party line,
The Line, Comrades, the Line,
Joe Stalin shot the bloody lot,
For the sake of the Party line.
|
396.13121 | party line -> one ringy dingy | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | out of darkness, light | Mon Aug 05 1991 20:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.13122 | one ringy dingy --> three men in a boat | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Tue Aug 06 1991 00:44 | 2 |
|
Dingy -- homophone -- dinghy, hence ...
|
396.13123 | | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Aug 06 1991 00:59 | 3 |
| three men in a boat ---> butcher, baker, candlestick maker
|
396.13124 | Maker --> Worm | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Tue Aug 06 1991 19:30 | 0 |
396.13125 | Worm --> Bore | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Tue Aug 06 1991 21:01 | 0 |
396.13126 | Bore --> Square | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Wed Aug 07 1991 02:35 | 0 |
396.13127 | Square --> Box | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Wed Aug 07 1991 02:36 | 3 |
| I hadda do it -- it's a challenge!
{^% andrew %^}
|
396.13128 | box --> Curse of the Bambino | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Aug 07 1991 03:10 | 20 |
| Box -------------------------------------> Bosox-----------------------------+
(playing the license plate game) (which is an abbreviation for) |
|
|
|
Curse of the Bambino <---- Boston Red Sox <--------+
Hit <Return> if you need an explanation.
For those of you not in the greater Maynard area, the Boston Red Sox are a
baseball team who has not won a "World Series" (the championship of American
Baseball) since 1918, the year that they traded away "Babe" Ruth, (aka the
Bambino) who later became one of the most famous baseball players. Since
1918, the Red Sox have been come close to winning the World Series, but have
lost in some unusual, heartbreaking, and sometimes bizarre ways, most recently
in 1986. The repetitive losses are attributed to "The Curse of the Bambino"
Clay
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396.13129 | Curse of the Bambino -> Cloth or Disposable ? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Aug 09 1991 21:41 | 4 |
| In Italian, 'bambino' means baby.
The curse of the baby is the seemingly endless diaper change.
The latest question for ecologists to ponder is 'cloth or disposables?'
jc
|
396.13130 | Cloth or Disposable ? -> phew! a close call | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sat Aug 10 1991 02:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.13131 | Call --> Box | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Mon Aug 12 1991 21:23 | 1 |
| Telephone booth in this country...
|
396.13132 | Box --> seat | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Mon Aug 12 1991 21:46 | 0 |
396.13133 | seat --> cushion | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Tue Aug 13 1991 00:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.13134 | cushion --> blow | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Tue Aug 13 1991 20:32 | 0 |
396.13135 | blow -> Bubble | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Aug 14 1991 01:24 | 3 |
| blow + s Against the Empire... -> Jefferson Airplane -> Starship ->
\
-> soap ->
|
396.13136 | blow --> wave | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Fri Aug 16 1991 09:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.13137 | wave --> sine --> sign | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Fri Aug 16 1991 19:27 | 0 |
396.13138 | sign --> scion | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Fri Aug 16 1991 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.13139 | scion -> sighin' | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sat Aug 17 1991 02:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.13140 | sighin' --> feelin' blue --> cyan | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon Aug 19 1991 11:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.13141 | cyan ->> ...ide | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Sine titulo | Mon Aug 19 1991 19:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.13142 | ...ide --> load | HEAVY::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK) | Mon Aug 19 1991 21:28 | 0 |
396.13143 | load -> store | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Wed Aug 21 1991 17:02 | 0 |
396.13144 | store >- Mom & Pop | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Aug 21 1991 19:37 | 0 |
396.13145 | Mom & Pop --> Snap & Crackle | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Aug 21 1991 21:22 | 0 |
396.13146 | Snap & Crackle -> peaches and cream | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Aug 23 1991 01:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.13147 | peaches and cream --> apricot yogurt | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Fri Aug 23 1991 04:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.13148 | apricot yogurt --> gag me with a spoon | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Sine titulo | Fri Aug 23 1991 06:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.13149 | gag me with a spoon --> Spoon River Anthology | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Fri Aug 23 1991 18:36 | 1 |
|
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396.13150 | Spoon River Anthology --> Moon River | CARTUN::NOONAN | Hot Coffee | Mon Aug 26 1991 18:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.13151 | Moon River --> >chomp< | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Sine titulo | Mon Aug 26 1991 20:28 | 4 |
| On Andy Williams' old TV show, it was a fairly regular occurrence that
AW would break into Moon River, upon which a vertically challenged
person (was it Billy Barty??) would run out from the wings and bite
him on the leg.
|
396.13152 | chomp --> pacman | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Micky Balladelli | Mon Aug 26 1991 21:43 | 0 |
396.13153 | pacman -> inky | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | and cool conversation | Mon Aug 26 1991 22:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.13154 | inky --> black | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Tue Aug 27 1991 00:09 | 0 |
396.13155 | black --> box | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Tue Aug 27 1991 00:10 | 3 |
| I hate it when I have to use two replies...
{^% andrew %^}
|
396.13156 | box --> container | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Micky Balladelli | Tue Aug 27 1991 00:38 | 1 |
| see note .10192 :-)
|
396.13157 | container --> contain her --> pumpkin | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Tue Aug 27 1991 00:43 | 0 |
396.13158 | pumpkin --> lambkin | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Tue Aug 27 1991 00:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.13159 | lambkin --> wolf | CARTUN::NOONAN | Hot coffee.... | Tue Aug 27 1991 18:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.13160 | wolf -> your cookies | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | and cool conversation | Tue Aug 27 1991 18:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.13161 | cookies --> (in a) BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Tue Aug 27 1991 20:31 | 5 |
| AHA!!! I finally figured out your collective personal names!
This is the first time I've seen 'em in the proper order...
andrew
|
396.13162 | in a BOX! --> to go | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Tue Aug 27 1991 20:59 | 0 |
396.13163 | to go -> VAROOOM! | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | and cool conversation | Wed Aug 28 1991 09:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.13164 | VAROOOM! --> putt putt | CARTUN::NOONAN | Hot coffee.... | Wed Aug 28 1991 20:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.13165 | putt putt --> bogey | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Wed Aug 28 1991 20:17 | 3 |
| Hey, they don't ALL have to revert to BOX, do they?
andrew
|
396.13166 | bogey --> birdie | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Wed Aug 28 1991 21:22 | 0 |
396.13167 | bogey --> birdie --> Bacall | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Aug 28 1991 21:54 | 1 |
| Bogey's birdie was Lauren Bacall.
|
396.13168 | Bacall --> Bareturn | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Thu Aug 29 1991 06:34 | 0 |
396.13169 | BaReturn --> BareTurn --> strip show | HEAVY::LAW | Mathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK) | Thu Aug 29 1991 15:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.13170 | strip show -> peep show | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | Valley Women | Thu Aug 29 1991 19:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.13171 | peep show --> kinetescope | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Sine titulo | Thu Aug 29 1991 21:13 | 0 |
396.13172 | kinetescope -> heliotrope | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | Valley Women | Thu Aug 29 1991 23:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.13173 | heliotrope --> sunflower | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Fri Aug 30 1991 00:43 | 0 |
396.13174 | sunflower --> flower power | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Fri Aug 30 1991 00:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.13175 | flower power --> flour power | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Fri Aug 30 1991 08:46 | 0 |
396.13176 | flour power -> big bang | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Aug 30 1991 21:37 | 2 |
| flour mills used to explode
from the flour dust in the air.
|
396.13177 | big bang --> The Black Cloud | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Fri Aug 30 1991 21:53 | 3 |
|
Fred Hoyle, a major proponent of the "big bang" theory,
wrote a classic sci-fi novel called ...
|
396.13178 | The Black Cloud -> Pigpen | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Aug 30 1991 22:16 | 2 |
| from Peanuts fame...
|
396.13179 | Pigpen --> my home | CARTUN::NOONAN | Day 2 of the hug hostage crisis | Fri Aug 30 1991 23:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.13180 | Home --> BOX (Office) | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Sat Aug 31 1991 00:29 | 2 |
| Rathole: Fred Hoyle was a proponent of the steady state theory of the
universe; he was opposed to the big bang theory. He was wrong.
|
396.13181 | BOX (Office) --> WRESTLE (Home) | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Sat Aug 31 1991 04:02 | 0 |
396.13182 | WRESTLE --> nestle | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Sine titulo | Mon Sep 02 1991 03:54 | 2 |
| That's not Nestle-with-an-acute-accent-that-this-Apple-computer-can't-
make, you know, the chocolate-and-3d-world-baby-formula company
|
396.13183 | nestle -> French bird's home | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 03 1991 20:20 | 1 |
| nestle -> le nest ->
|
396.13184 | french bird's home -> Riviera chicks | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | on the wings of maybe... | Tue Sep 03 1991 20:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.13185 | Riviera chicks -> waterfowl | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | FM2 | Wed Sep 04 1991 18:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.13186 | waterfowl -> water foul -> don't drink the water | IEDUX::jon | I'm in an Ealing comedy | Wed Sep 04 1991 18:33 | 0 |
396.13187 | don't drink the water --> Please don't eat the daisies | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Sine titulo | Wed Sep 04 1991 18:41 | 1 |
| Book title, by Jean Kerr
|
396.13188 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Wed Sep 04 1991 22:53 | 2 |
| please don't eat the daisies > give me your answer do
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396.13189 | give me your answer do -> interrogation | IEDUX::jon | I'm in an Ealing comedy | Thu Sep 05 1991 17:30 | 0 |
396.13190 | interrogation --> ? | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Micky Balladelli | Thu Sep 05 1991 17:41 | 0 |
396.13191 | ? --> ! | GENSIS::LAVEY | Not as sane as everybody thinks.... | Thu Sep 05 1991 18:29 | 0 |
396.13192 | ! -> Eureka! -> Archimedes | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | FM2 | Thu Sep 05 1991 18:39 | 1 |
|
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396.13193 | Archimedes --> Do not disturb... | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Sine titulo | Thu Sep 05 1991 20:41 | 1 |
| ...my circles.
|
396.13194 | do not disturb... -> R.I.P. | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | on the wings of maybe... | Thu Sep 05 1991 20:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.13195 | R.I.P. --> Pacem in Terris | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Thu Sep 05 1991 20:56 | 1 |
|
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396.13196 | Pacem in Terris --> Pine BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Fri Sep 06 1991 00:51 | 0 |
396.13197 | pine BOX --> fruit | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Fri Sep 06 1991 06:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.13198 | fruit --> fly | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Sine titulo | Fri Sep 06 1991 07:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.13199 | fly --> zipper | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Sep 06 1991 17:36 | 0 |
396.13200 | zipper --> Zippy | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Sat Sep 07 1991 02:46 | 0 |
396.13201 | Zippy --> (the) Pinhead | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Mon Sep 09 1991 08:59 | 1 |
|
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396.13202 | Pinhead --> Kukla, Fran, and Ollie | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Mon Sep 09 1991 10:41 | 4 |
| Pinhead was a puppet on television in the early 1950s; so were Kukla and
Ollie.
Dave C.
|
396.13203 | Kukla Fran & Ollie -> 3 littl funnee wunz | LEZAH::BOBBITT | on the wings of maybe... | Mon Sep 09 1991 18:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.13204 | 3 littl funnee wunz --> 3 little fishies | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Mon Sep 09 1991 21:10 | 0 |
396.13205 | Winken, Blinken, and Nod | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Sine titulo | Mon Sep 09 1991 22:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.13206 | Wynken, Blynken, and Nod -> Larry, Curly, and Moe | STAR::CANTOR | IM2BZ2P | Tue Sep 10 1991 10:36 | 0 |
396.13207 | The Goons | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Sep 10 1991 11:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.13208 | The Goons --> Gooney Bird | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Sine titulo | Tue Sep 10 1991 18:28 | 6 |
| The Douglas C-3 airplane is affectionately called a Gooney Bird.
The original gooney birds are albatrosses, which infest runways and fly
up into propellers...
-d
|
396.13209 | Gooney Bird -> Daffy Duck | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Sep 11 1991 18:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.13210 | Daffy Duck ---> taffy pull | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Wed Sep 11 1991 19:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.13211 | taffy pull >- Atlantic City | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Sep 11 1991 21:53 | 0 |
396.13212 | Atlantic City -> Monopoly | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | lady of the darkness | Wed Sep 11 1991 22:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.13213 | Monopoly --> $$$ | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Micky Balladelli | Wed Sep 11 1991 23:49 | 0 |
396.13214 | $$$ --> Three dollar bill | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Sep 11 1991 23:56 | 0 |
396.13215 | Three dollar bill --> phoney | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Thu Sep 12 1991 00:29 | 2 |
|
|
396.13216 | Hollywood | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Thu Sep 12 1991 07:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.13217 | Hollywood --> Vine | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Sep 12 1991 17:29 | 0 |
396.13218 | Vine --> ripened | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | As magnificent as that | Fri Sep 13 1991 17:48 | 0 |
396.13219 | Vine --> ripened >- fruit | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Fri Sep 13 1991 21:36 | 0 |
396.13220 | fruit --> banana | CASEE::BALLADELLI | Micky Balladelli | Sat Sep 14 1991 13:49 | 0 |
396.13221 | banana -> Monty Python | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | FM2 | Mon Sep 16 1991 13:36 | 1 |
| From their famous 'How to defend yourself ... ' scetch
|
396.13222 | Monty Python -> flying circus -> oh he flies through the air... | LEZAH::BOBBITT | walking towards paradise | Mon Sep 16 1991 20:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.13223 | ...through the air --> that daring young man with the cute derriere | CUPMK::SLOANE | Communication is the key | Mon Sep 16 1991 20:38 | 0 |
396.13224 | Ayer!--> posh people talk for 'Oh!' | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Sep 17 1991 09:20 | 1 |
| that daring young man with the cute derri --> Ayer!
|
396.13225 | posh people talk for 'Oh!'-->Pushy people walk for 'pee' | STAR::CANTOR | Have pun, will babble. | Wed Sep 18 1991 02:29 | 0 |
396.13226 | Pushy people walk for 'pee' -> Patient people wait on 'que' | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Sep 18 1991 20:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.13227 | patient people qit on 'que' -> common people simplye "are" | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | in the year 2525... | Thu Sep 19 1991 19:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.13228 | common people simplye "are" -> may I use the suffix "-ess"? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Sep 20 1991 02:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.13229 | may I use the suffix 'ess' -> yes, it suits us to a 'tee' | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Sep 20 1991 17:54 | 0 |
396.13230 | | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Sep 20 1991 18:08 | 3 |
| yes, it suits us to a 'tee' --> is the suit made of wool from a ewe?
|
396.13231 | <is the suit made of wool from a ewe? => O,URA1!> | MINDER::GRAVESG | Geoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637 | Fri Sep 20 1991 18:13 | 2 |
|
|
396.13232 | O, URA1 --> C? UR1,2! | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Fri Sep 20 1991 19:07 | 0 |
396.13233 | C? UR1, 2! -> OU812! | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | invictus maneo | Fri Sep 20 1991 19:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.13234 | OU812! --> NO--I83. | STAR::CANTOR | Have pun, will babble. | Sun Sep 22 1991 02:50 | 11 |
| re last few
The current string of phrases tempts me to quote my favorite T-shirt.
Nah, I'd better not give the whole quotation, but for those of you with
imagination, it has a picture of a dragon sitting among a pile of bones,
and picking his teeth, and saying "You'd smile too if you'd just eaten
..." Two words omitted.
Mr. Moderator, if you think this is offensive, go ahead and delete it.
Dave C.
|
396.13235 | I81B4U! | DPD20::THRELFALL | Can YOU say Mr. Tinkertrain??? | Wed Sep 25 1991 02:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.13236 | I81B4U! --> FUNEMNX? | MCIS5::WOOLNER | Photographer is fuzzy, underdeveloped and dense | Wed Sep 25 1991 19:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.13237 | FUNEMNX? -->Green Eggs and Ham | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Thu Sep 26 1991 21:14 | 3 |
|
Rest in peace, Dr. Seuss.
|
396.13238 | Green Eggs and Ham --> Sam-I-am | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Fri Sep 27 1991 00:05 | 0 |
396.13239 | Sam-I-am --> I-am-who-am --> YHWH | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Fri Sep 27 1991 18:42 | 0 |
396.13240 | YHWH --> Cryptification | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Fri Sep 27 1991 22:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.13241 | cryptification --> cryptic | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Fri Sep 27 1991 23:33 | 0 |
396.13242 | cryptic --> deathlike | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Fri Sep 27 1991 23:34 | 0 |
396.13243 | deathlike -> rigor mortis | LEZAH::BOBBITT | two strange peas from... | Mon Sep 30 1991 20:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.13244 | rigor mortis -> feeling blue | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Oct 01 1991 05:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.13245 | feeling blue --> astral | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Tue Oct 01 1991 17:12 | 0 |
396.13246 | travelling | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Tue Oct 01 1991 19:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.13247 | travelling -> "On The Road" | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 02 1991 08:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.13248 | "On The Road" -> Again | CHIEFF::HUBER | File and Forget | Wed Oct 02 1991 11:02 | 0 |
396.13249 | Again --> A loss | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Wed Oct 02 1991 13:22 | 0 |
396.13250 | fat | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Wed Oct 02 1991 21:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.13251 | fat -> of the land | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast.... | Thu Oct 03 1991 08:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.13252 | of the land => rural | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Caveat vendor | Fri Oct 04 1991 07:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.13253 | rural --> free delivery | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Oct 04 1991 08:11 | 0 |
396.13254 | free delivery --> speedy delivery --> Mr. Rogers | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Fri Oct 04 1991 09:03 | 0 |
396.13255 | Mr. Rogers -> Roy Rogers -> Trigger | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast.... | Fri Oct 04 1991 10:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.13256 | Trigger -> Blazing Saddles | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Oct 07 1991 08:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.13257 | Blazing Saddles --> In the hot seat | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Mon Oct 07 1991 10:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.13258 | In the hot seat ==> Under the gun | THEGIZ::PITARD | Pride is a terrible thing to waste | Mon Oct 07 1991 11:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.13259 | Under the gun -> behind the eight ball | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Oct 07 1991 13:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.13260 | behind the eight ball -> a rock and a hard place | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Mon Oct 07 1991 14:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.13261 | a rock and a hard place ==> Hard Rock Cafe | THEGIZ::PITARD | Pride is a terrible thing to waste | Mon Oct 07 1991 14:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.13262 | hard rock cafe -> underground diner | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Mon Oct 07 1991 14:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.13263 | underground diner -> stone soup | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 08 1991 08:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.13264 | stone soup -> rock steady | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | I shall not want... | Tue Oct 08 1991 09:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.13265 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Tue Oct 08 1991 09:49 | 1 |
| rock steady -> clay feet
|
396.13266 | clay feet --> muddy shoes | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Tue Oct 08 1991 15:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.13267 | muddy shoes -> cruel shoes | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 09 1991 07:07 | 3 |
| muddy shoes <- muddy waters :-)
And if you had muddy shoes,
would you sing the blues?
|
396.13268 | cruel shoes -> The Cruel Sea | IEDUX::jon | I'm in an Ealing comedy | Wed Oct 09 1991 10:55 | 0 |
396.13269 | The Cruel Sea --> needlepoint sampler | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Wed Oct 09 1991 16:57 | 3 |
|
The Cruel Sea --> homophonically "the crewel 'c'" --> ergo ...
|
396.13270 | strange passtimes | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Wed Oct 09 1991 23:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.13271 | strange passtimes --- > Epsom Salts | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Oct 10 1991 01:48 | 1 |
| from the story of the lad who swallowed a watch....
|
396.13272 | Epsom Salts -> old salts ( naval term :-)) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Oct 14 1991 15:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.13273 | naval term :-)) >- Two years before the mast | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Mon Oct 14 1991 16:08 | 0 |
396.13274 | Two years before the mast -> mainstay | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | FM2 | Tue Oct 15 1991 07:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.13275 | mainstay --> Vacation at Bah Hahbah | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Oct 15 1991 07:52 | 0 |
396.13276 | vacation at Bah Hahbah -> ayup | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | Validation out the wazoo! | Tue Oct 15 1991 16:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.13277 | ayup -> uhuh | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Oct 17 1991 08:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.13278 | uhuh --> that's the way | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Thu Oct 17 1991 08:43 | 0 |
396.13279 | that's the way -> it ought to be... | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | on the wings of maybe | Thu Oct 17 1991 10:32 | 2 |
|
Led Zeppelin tune...
|
396.13280 | it ought to be... --> timeless | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Thu Oct 17 1991 10:34 | 0 |
396.13281 | timeless --> watchless | GUESS::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, zfc::deramo | Thu Oct 17 1991 19:44 | 0 |
396.13282 | watchless --> regardless | AZUR::HALDANE | Typos to the Trade | Fri Oct 18 1991 05:53 | 2 |
|
|
396.13283 | regardless -> irregardless? | LEZAH::BOBBITT | on the wings of maybe | Fri Oct 18 1991 08:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.13284 | irregardless? --> wordless? | GUESS::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, zfc::deramo | Fri Oct 18 1991 12:52 | 0 |
396.13285 | wordless? >- Picture Book | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Fri Oct 18 1991 13:01 | 0 |
396.13286 | Picture Book --> Graphic Contents | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Fri Oct 18 1991 13:37 | 0 |
396.13287 | Graphic Contents -> 18 | IEDUX::jon | I'm in an Ealing comedy | Mon Oct 21 1991 07:32 | 3 |
| UK film and video rating awarded to material with graphic contents...
Jon
|
396.13288 | 18 --> 10 --> Bo --> Derek--> Fame at last! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon Oct 21 1991 17:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.13289 | Fame at last! --> 15 Minutes of Fame | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Nota Gratia Arguendo | Mon Oct 21 1991 21:33 | 3 |
| I can't believe I just made my first(?) entry in this godforsaken
string... but it's so boorrrrriinnngggg in the file... I sure wish I
could think of some other string to harass... Cheers(?), Dan :-)
|
396.13290 | 15 Minutes of Fame --> Andy Warhol | LUGGER::PICKHOVER | K W M L | Tue Oct 22 1991 13:01 | 1 |
|
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396.13291 | Warhol --> Rathole | JIT081::DIAMOND | Order temporarily out of personal name | Tue Oct 22 1991 23:15 | 1 |
| OK, me too.
|
396.13292 | Rathole --> (Walter?) Sithole | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Nota Gratia Arguendo | Wed Oct 23 1991 06:13 | 4 |
| ... I believe he's a South African political figure (ANC?) ...
... what am I *doing* here? Norman, is that *you??* Was it something
we said????? :-) Dan
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396.13293 | Sithole => Ndabaningi [sp?] | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Caveat vendor | Wed Oct 23 1991 06:51 | 3 |
| Maybe there was a Walter too. Anyway, welcome to the Pleasure Drome.
b
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396.13294 | Ndabaningi [sp?] => Who [af, I think] | JIT081::DIAMOND | Order temporarily out of personal name | Wed Oct 23 1991 07:38 | 4 |
| Re .-2
Yeah it's me. I must be really bored, plus your message (that you
were joining this nonsense for the first time) popped up when I
opened the conference.
|
396.13295 | Who -> Dr. | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Thu Oct 24 1991 14:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.13296 | Dr -> Is there a doctor in the house? | IEDUX::jon | I'm in an Ealing comedy | Fri Oct 25 1991 09:06 | 0 |
396.13297 | Is there a doctor in the house? -> Sick Jokes? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 29 1991 14:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.13298 | Sick Jokes -> Management Policies | JIT081::DIAMOND | Order temporarily out of personal name | Tue Oct 29 1991 18:47 | 0 |
396.13299 | Management Policies -> On the Job Training | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 30 1991 07:50 | 1 |
|
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396.13300 | On the Job Training => OJT => OJ Simpson | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially Sage, and Rarely On Time | Wed Oct 30 1991 07:59 | 1 |
| ... and an .x00 to boot!! Thanks, Bonnie; Nyaah, Dan D'E!!
|
396.13301 | OJ Simpson -> Bart's breakfast | LEZAH::BOBBITT | summer shade and sweetwater | Wed Oct 30 1991 12:43 | 1 |
|
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396.13302 | Bart's breakfast >- Butterfingers | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Oct 30 1991 16:51 | 0 |
396.13303 | butterfingers -> Goldfinger | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | FM2 | Thu Oct 31 1991 06:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.13304 | Goldfinger -> Chicken fingers | TROU20::YUEN | OXYdized MORON | Thu Oct 31 1991 08:55 | 0 |
396.13305 | Chicken Fingers -> "not the craw, the CRAW!" | LEZAH::BOBBITT | summer shade and sweetwater | Thu Oct 31 1991 10:01 | 3 |
|
I think it's from an old Get Smart episode
|
396.13306 | not the craw, the CRAW! => Stick in the craw => * in the mud | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially Sage, and Rarely On Time | Thu Oct 31 1991 13:46 | 2 |
| Yep, 'twas Get Smart... (we just dated ourselves...)
(reruns aside, that is :-)
|
396.13307 | * in the mud ==> $ in the bank | STAR::CANTOR | Have pun, will babble. | Thu Oct 31 1991 22:09 | 0 |
396.13308 | money in the bank -> cat on a hot tin roof | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | summer shade and sweetwater | Fri Nov 01 1991 08:39 | 1 |
|
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396.13309 | cat on a hot tin roof --> kitten on the keys | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Fri Nov 01 1991 08:58 | 1 |
|
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396.13310 | kitten on the keys --> feline' groovy | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Fri Nov 01 1991 11:10 | 0 |
396.13311 | feline' groovy --> hep cat | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Fri Nov 01 1991 11:33 | 1 |
|
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396.13312 | hep cat --> cool chick --> cool, chic | STAR::CANTOR | Have pun, will babble. | Fri Nov 01 1991 17:41 | 0 |
396.13313 | cool, chic --> a la mode | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Mon Nov 04 1991 15:52 | 1 |
|
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396.13314 | a la mode --> "whoops, I meant to INSERT that" | JIT081::DIAMOND | Order temporarily out of personal name | Mon Nov 04 1991 18:48 | 0 |
396.13315 | "whoops,I meant to INSERT that" -> make up your mind | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 06 1991 08:58 | 1 |
|
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396.13316 | make up your mind >- Igor | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Nov 06 1991 11:26 | 0 |
396.13317 | Igor --> eager | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Wed Nov 06 1991 11:53 | 0 |
396.13318 | Igor --> eager --> Eyore and Tigger | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Wed Nov 06 1991 13:30 | 1 |
|
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396.13319 | Eeyore and Tigger --> antithetical | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Wed Nov 06 1991 14:52 | 0 |
396.13320 | antithetical --> uncle the scratch | JIT081::DIAMOND | Order temporarily out of personal name | Wed Nov 06 1991 21:47 | 0 |
396.13321 | uncle the scratch -> mack the knife | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | love is letting go.... | Thu Nov 07 1991 09:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.13322 | mack the knife -> mack in tosh | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Thu Nov 07 1991 10:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.13323 | mack in tosh -> Peter Tosh ( IRE! ) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 07 1991 13:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.13324 | Peter Tosh -> Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Thu Nov 07 1991 13:35 | 0 |
396.13325 | Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater -> associated phrase has been censored | JIT081::DIAMOND | Order temporarily out of personal name | Fri Nov 08 1991 00:59 | 0 |
396.13326 | | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Nov 08 1991 07:56 | 3 |
| associated phrase has been censored ---> Associated Press has been censored
|
396.13327 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Fri Nov 08 1991 09:18 | 1 |
| Associated Press has been censored -> Reuters Rules OK !
|
396.13328 | Reuters Rules OK ! -> Roberts Rules Of Order ! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Nov 08 1991 10:44 | 1 |
|
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396.13329 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Fri Nov 08 1991 13:01 | 4 |
| Roberts Rules Of Order ! -> I'll have ham and eggs .... please!
Why do I keep seeing references to Roberts Rules lately ????
|
396.13330 | I'll have ham and eggs ... please --> LFMNX | STAR::CANTOR | Have pun, will babble. | Sun Nov 10 1991 03:01 | 0 |
396.13331 | LFMNX => LMF (License Management Facility) | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially Sage, and Rarely On Time | Sun Nov 10 1991 07:01 | 1 |
|
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396.13332 | LMF --> rarity | JIT081::DIAMOND | Order temporarily out of personal name | Sun Nov 10 1991 20:14 | 1 |
| LMF = feature which encourages unusual acts of honesty
|
396.13333 | rarity --> medium well, a coffee | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Nov 11 1991 07:47 | 0 |
396.13334 | medium well, a coffee -> very well, a quality | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 11 1991 09:10 | 1 |
|
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396.13335 | honesty + quality -> the best policy | LEZAH::BOBBITT | stealth hugger... | Mon Nov 11 1991 12:59 | 1 |
|
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396.13336 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Mon Nov 11 1991 14:40 | 1 |
| the best policy -> Eliot Nessy
|
396.13337 | Eliot Nessy --> Loch Nessy | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Nov 11 1991 15:05 | 0 |
396.13338 | Loch Nessy --> Locked Messy | JIT081::DIAMOND | Order temporarily out of personal name | Mon Nov 11 1991 19:42 | 3 |
| Locked messy = my apartment
With additional locks added after the theft of 100,000 yen
from it nine days ago :-(
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396.13339 | locked messy -> neat locks -> cool hairstyle | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | stealth hugger... | Tue Nov 12 1991 10:00 | 1 |
|
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396.13340 | cool hairstyle --> windblown | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Tue Nov 12 1991 10:49 | 0 |
396.13341 | windblown -> sailing | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | FM2 | Wed Nov 13 1991 06:52 | 1 |
|
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396.13342 | sailing => shipping forecast | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Caveat vendor | Wed Nov 13 1991 07:15 | 1 |
| One for fans of BBC Radio 4.
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396.13343 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Wed Nov 13 1991 11:17 | 7 |
| shipping forecast > German Bight > Pigeon language
(German Bight > German byte > Das computermachine ist nicht
fer gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben ... Ist easy fur schnappen
der springverken mit spitzensprken, poppenkorken und blowenfuzen
... So das dumbkopf sightseeren putten das hands in das pockets
und vatch das blinken lights!
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396.13344 | Pigeon language --> Pidgin English | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Nov 13 1991 11:49 | 1 |
| Widely used, unencrypted, in the Pacific theater during WWII.
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396.13345 | Pidgin English -> Creole | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 13 1991 12:19 | 1 |
|
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396.13346 | Creole -> creel | MR4DEC::EGRACE | Stealth Hugger | Thu Nov 14 1991 11:45 | 1 |
|
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396.13347 | creel --> be real | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Nov 14 1991 11:54 | 0 |
396.13348 | be real ---> Virginia Reel | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Thu Nov 14 1991 12:40 | 1 |
|
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396.13349 | Virginia Reel -> Virginia, Reel -> Santa | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 14 1991 15:48 | 6 |
| If the Virginia Reel was recorded on tape and you coundn't decide if
it was real or memorex then could you say it was ...
A Reel too real ? ( er... reel to reel )
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396.13350 | Santa --> escape | JIT081::DIAMOND | Order temporarily out of personal name | Thu Nov 14 1991 19:13 | 3 |
| As in "Who comes down a lawyer's chimney at Christmas time?"
Escape clause.
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396.13351 | escape -> Papillon | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 18 1991 12:04 | 1 |
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396.13352 | Papillon --> butterfly --> phoenix | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Mon Nov 18 1991 12:14 | 0 |
396.13353 | phoenix -> river | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Mon Nov 18 1991 12:22 | 1 |
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396.13354 | river -> run | MR4DEC::EGRACE | Stealth Hugger | Mon Nov 18 1991 12:27 | 1 |
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396.13355 | river -> run -> riverrun... | RDVAX::KALIKOW | E-Maily Post | Mon Nov 18 1991 14:54 | 7 |
| -> some verbose (Irish?) author whose name escapes me
-> ee cummings
-> ee
-> e
-> E
-> E Grace
-> HUGS!!!
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396.13356 | riverrun --> white water | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Mon Nov 18 1991 15:45 | 8 |
|
Re: .13355
-> some verbose (Irish?) author whose name escapes me
"riverrun passed eve and adam's ..." is the beginning of Joyce's
_Finnegan's Wake_.
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396.13357 | white water -> White River Junction -> Dartmouth | RDVAX::KALIKOW | E-Maily Post | Mon Nov 18 1991 16:19 | 14 |
| ... actually I put in the title just so as not to break the Magic Spell
of WAF... kinda like a Chain Letter...
But really now,
THANKS, COHEN_R!!! Seemztabe my day for page-falutin attitudes.
You saved me from starting up from a sound sleep at 4:07AM
yelling "JOYCE!!!!!" My wife woulda wondered who this Joyce
character is... Whew. Little favors we do for one another in Notes.
And they say that JOYOFLEX is useless. Thanks for savin' me marriage!
(-: ps - not to cavil :-), but isn't that a supernumerary ' in the title
as you gave it? :-)
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396.13358 | Dartmouth --> Basic | JIT081::DIAMOND | Order temporarily out of personal name | Mon Nov 18 1991 19:55 | 1 |
| Would've preferred "run --> debug" but it's too late....
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396.13359 | Basic --> Out of the BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Tue Nov 19 1991 16:38 | 0 |
396.13360 | Out of the BOX! >- Cat, let | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Nov 19 1991 16:54 | 4 |
| <<< Note 396.13359 by VMSMKT::KENAH "The man with a child in his eyes..." >>>
That wasn't fair. 8^}
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396.13361 | Cat, let --> Piglet | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Wed Nov 20 1991 10:22 | 0 |
396.13362 | Piglet -> No, go whole Hog! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 20 1991 11:34 | 1 |
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396.13363 | No, go whole Hog! -> Harley Davidson | MR4DEC::EGRACE | No More Yabuts! | Wed Nov 20 1991 12:40 | 1 |
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396.13364 | Absalom, Absalom | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Nov 20 1991 12:45 | 4 |
| Harley Davidson --> Hairy son of David --> Absalom, Absalom
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396.13365 | Absalom, Absalom --> As I Lay Dying | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Wed Nov 20 1991 13:17 | 2 |
|
Faulkner, anyone?? (Did my grad work at UVa)
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396.13366 | as I lay dying -> I drank WHAT? | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Wed Nov 20 1991 14:03 | 1 |
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396.13367 | I drank WHAT? --> I'd rank WHERE? | JIT081::DIAMOND | Order temporarily out of personal name | Wed Nov 20 1991 21:00 | 0 |
396.13368 | I'd rank WHERE? -> top 10 | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Thu Nov 21 1991 08:44 | 1 |
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396.13369 | Top 10 --> American Bandstand | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Thu Nov 21 1991 12:05 | 4 |
|
Re: Bobbitt
Hope Lake's back is feeling better.
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396.13370 | American Bandstand --> Video Juke BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Fri Nov 22 1991 08:44 | 0 |
396.13371 | American Bandstand > Dick Clark > Dorian Gray? | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Where's the beach !? | Fri Nov 22 1991 08:44 | 1 |
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396.13372 | | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Where's the beach !? | Fri Nov 22 1991 08:47 | 3 |
|
OUCH!
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396.13373 | Dorian Gray --> Grecian Formula | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Fri Nov 22 1991 15:29 | 1 |
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396.13374 | Grecian Formula -> Grecian Urn | MR4DEC::EGRACE | No More Yabuts! | Mon Nov 25 1991 11:06 | 1 |
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396.13375 | Grecian Urn -> about a buck an hour | MR4DEC::EGRACE | they simply danced me out the door | Mon Nov 25 1991 11:09 | 1 |
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396.13376 | about a buck an hour --> 2 game wardens, 7 hunters, and a cow | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Mon Nov 25 1991 11:23 | 0 |
396.13377 | cow ==> pure-bred Guernsey | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Mon Nov 25 1991 12:52 | 1 |
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396.13378 | pure-bred Guernsey-> | MCIS5::WOOLNER | Photographer is fuzzy, underdeveloped and dense | Mon Nov 25 1991 14:15 | 3 |
| Cows were out of season
And one of the hunters
Wasn't insured!
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396.13379 | -> <DEL> | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | FM2 | Tue Nov 26 1991 02:57 | 1 |
| Something missing?
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396.13380 | guernsey + <del> -> Farmer in the Dell | LEZAH::BOBBITT | pools of quiet fire | Tue Nov 26 1991 12:35 | 1 |
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396.13381 | Farmer in the Dell --> played centre forward | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Nov 26 1991 16:00 | 1 |
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396.13382 | played centre forward --> front and center | CHIEFF::HUBER | File and Forget | Mon Dec 02 1991 11:03 | 0 |
396.13383 | front & center -> back & bottom -> BlackBottom Pie (yum) | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially Sage, and Rarely On Time | Mon Dec 02 1991 11:52 | 1 |
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396.13384 | | VMSMKT::KENAH | Are they made from real Girl Scouts? | Mon Dec 02 1991 12:24 | 0 |
396.13385 | | VMSMKT::KENAH | Are they made from real Girl Scouts? | Mon Dec 02 1991 12:25 | 0 |
396.13386 | Round Peg | POWDML::SATOW | | Mon Dec 02 1991 14:31 | 4 |
396.13387 | Round Peg --> ate too much | STAR::CANTOR | Have pun, will babble. | Tue Dec 03 1991 00:53 | 0 |
396.13388 | ate too much --> seven too few | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Dec 03 1991 08:46 | 0 |
396.13389 | seven too few --> seven eight nine | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Tue Dec 03 1991 09:38 | 0 |
396.13390 | seven eight nine -> 24 -> 42 -> the answer | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | the hal-yay-ujah chorus | Tue Dec 03 1991 09:43 | 1 |
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396.13391 | the answer --> ahh, sweet mystery | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Tue Dec 03 1991 10:17 | 1 |
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396.13392 | the answer --> ah, sweet mystery --> Ford Prefect | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Tue Dec 03 1991 15:27 | 2 |
|
At least, he is to me.
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396.13393 | Ford Prefect -> Chrysler Defect | JIT081::DIAMOND | Order temporarily out of personal name | Tue Dec 03 1991 18:49 | 0 |
396.13394 | Chrysler Defect => Iaccocca CooCoo | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Oxymoron du jour:'Reagan's Memoirs' | Tue Dec 03 1991 19:18 | 1 |
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396.13395 | Iacocca CooCoo --> Chattanooga Choo Choo | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Dec 04 1991 07:20 | 0 |
396.13396 | Chattanooga Choo Choo --> Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Wed Dec 04 1991 08:43 | 0 |
396.13397 | chitty-chitty bang-bang -> caractacus potts | LEZAH::BOBBITT | the hal-yay-ujah chorus | Wed Dec 04 1991 08:54 | 1 |
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396.13398 | caractacus potts -> truly scrumptious | MINDER::GRAVESG | Geoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637 | Thu Dec 05 1991 03:14 | 1 |
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396.13399 | truly scrumptious -> no thanks, I'm dieting | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Dec 09 1991 11:26 | 1 |
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396.13400 | no thanks, I'm dieting --> no cherry on top | TERZA::ZANE | for who you are | Mon Dec 09 1991 11:34 | 0 |
396.13401 | no cherry on top --> but whipped cream everywhere else! | MR4DEC::EGRACE | Costumes and makeup and Kliegs oh my! | Mon Dec 09 1991 16:09 | 1 |
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396.13402 | whipped cream everywhere else => Bashed Maraschino... | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Oxymoron du jour:'Reagan's Memoirs' | Mon Dec 09 1991 16:20 | 1 |
| ... Bashed Maraschino -> Rocky Marciano ...
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396.13403 | Rocky Marciano -> Rocky and Bullwinkle | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | water, wind and stone | Tue Dec 10 1991 14:33 | 6 |
|
the whipped cream everywhere else quote reminded me of the Herb Alpert
album "whipped cream and other delights". I remember the album cover
quite clearly!
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396.13404 | Rocky and Bullwinkle -> the wild life | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Dec 16 1991 10:37 | 1 |
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396.13405 | the wild life --> *my* life | MR4DEC::EGRACE | Dancing Freckles, the Top | Mon Dec 16 1991 11:58 | 1 |
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396.13406 | *my* life --> autobiography | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Mon Dec 16 1991 12:21 | 1 |
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396.13407 | autobiography => Autobiography of Malcolm X => X Windows | RDVAX::KALIKOW | (-: Celebraturi Te Salutamus! :-) | Mon Dec 16 1991 14:19 | 1 |
| ... now, said he, sitting back bemusedly, THIS oughta be fun! :-) ...
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396.13408 | X windows --> storm front coming | GENSIS::LAVEY | Random Kindness Generator | Mon Dec 16 1991 16:51 | 2 |
| (Inspired by Dan's comment and the precaution of taping windows to prevent
glass spraying during tornadoes or storms....)
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396.13409 | storm front coming -> today | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind and stone | Tue Dec 17 1991 09:58 | 1 |
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396.13410 | today --> and all the days of our lives | MR4DEC::EGRACE | Costumes and Makeup and Kliegs oh my! | Tue Dec 17 1991 13:04 | 1 |
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396.13411 | and all the days of our lives --> and all the Knights, too! | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Tue Dec 17 1991 14:37 | 0 |
396.13412 | and all the Knights, too --> once a knight is enough.. | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Dec 17 1991 15:37 | 1 |
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396.13413 | once a knight is enough --> once a bishop is too many | JIT081::DIAMOND | Order temporarily out of personal name | Wed Dec 18 1991 00:12 | 10 |
| Wish I'd had a chance to enter:
X windows --> DEC windows -->
Notice that there is nothing after the second arrow.
Twice so far today.
If the windows stay up long enough for this reply to get entered,
does that mean it's good luck or bad luck?
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396.13414 | | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Dec 18 1991 07:52 | 1 |
| once a bishop is too many --> pawned once, rooked twice
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396.13415 | pawned once, rooked twice -> third time's a charm | LEZAH::BOBBITT | water, wind and stone | Wed Dec 18 1991 09:25 | 1 |
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396.13416 | third time's a charm -> Lucky Charms | MR4DEC::EGRACE | Costumes and Makeup and Kliegs oh my! | Wed Dec 18 1991 12:12 | 1 |
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396.13417 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Wed Dec 18 1991 13:19 | 1 |
| Lucky charms -> Leprechauns -> What a load of Blarney!
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396.13418 | What a load of Blarney -> getting stoned | IEDUX::jon | It's Dark. And we're wearing sunglasses! | Thu Dec 19 1991 11:15 | 0 |
396.13419 | getting stoned >- rock and a hard place | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Thu Dec 19 1991 12:10 | 0 |
396.13420 | rock and a hard place > Springsteen on Mt Vernon | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Thu Dec 19 1991 13:16 | 0 |
396.13421 | Springsteen on Mt Vernon --> presidents on Mt Rushmore | MR4DEC::EGRACE | But if you call me 'mom', how can I.... | Thu Dec 19 1991 16:32 | 1 |
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396.13422 | presidents on Mt Rushmore -> stone faces in the Black Hills | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Dec 20 1991 21:08 | 1 |
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396.13423 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Mon Dec 23 1991 09:19 | 1 |
| -< stone faces in the Black Hills -> blank stares from dark features >-
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396.13424 | blank stares from dark features -> Eh? | MINDER::GRAVESG | Geoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637 | Tue Dec 24 1991 05:03 | 1 |
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396.13425 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Tue Dec 24 1991 08:32 | 1 |
| -< Eh ? -> That's what 'horses eat. >-
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396.13426 | eh? -> horses eat -> hays is for horses and maybe for cows | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | water, wind and stone | Thu Dec 26 1991 10:19 | 1 |
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396.13427 | hay is for horses and maybe for cows -> marsey doats and... | MR4DEC::EGRACE | bounce! bounce! bounce! *DENT*! | Thu Dec 26 1991 11:14 | 1 |
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396.13428 | marsey doats and ... -> Santa dotes, and antidotes | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Dec 27 1991 07:33 | 1 |
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396.13429 | antidotes -> panaceas | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | water, wind and stone | Thu Jan 02 1992 16:21 | 1 |
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396.13430 | panaceas -> fantasies | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially Sage, and Rarely On Time | Thu Jan 02 1992 17:22 | 1 |
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396.13431 | fantasies --> my life | MR4DEC::EGRACE | Those are *options*! | Fri Jan 03 1992 00:01 | 1 |
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396.13432 | my life -> 42 | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | FM2 | Fri Jan 03 1992 07:39 | 1 |
| .... Life, the Universe, and Everything
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396.13433 | 42 -> Street, Miracle on | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Fri Jan 03 1992 07:49 | 1 |
| Inside joke only if you read note 3306.* in MEIS::ASKENET.
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396.13434 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Fri Jan 03 1992 09:06 | 1 |
| -< Street, Miracle on > Sesame Strasse >-
|
396.13435 | Sesame Strasse --> Besame Mucho | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Mon Jan 13 1992 14:18 | 1 |
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396.13436 | Besame Mucho --> long fax | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Jan 14 1992 15:19 | 1 |
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396.13437 | long fax -> long fangs -> fangs a lot | LEZAH::BOBBITT | megamorphosis | Wed Jan 15 1992 09:46 | 1 |
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396.13438 | fangs a lot --> White Fang and Black Tooth | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Wed Jan 15 1992 10:30 | 1 |
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396.13439 | White Fang and Black Tooth --> Tooth Fairy | TROU20::YUEN | OXYdized MORON | Wed Jan 15 1992 11:03 | 0 |
396.13440 | Tooth Fairy --> Long in the tooth | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Unintelligiblets | Sat Jan 25 1992 10:27 | 1 |
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396.13441 | Long in the tooth --> I never drink ... wine | SUBWAY::BONNELL | | Sun Jan 26 1992 18:15 | 0 |
396.13442 | I never drink...wine -> culture vulture | LEZAH::BOBBITT | megamorphosis | Mon Jan 27 1992 11:25 | 1 |
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396.13443 | culture vulture --> society butterfly | POWDML::COHEN_R | | Mon Jan 27 1992 14:04 | 1 |
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396.13444 | society butterfly ==> Madam Butterfly | THEGIZ::PITARD | Pride is a terrible thing to waste | Mon Jan 27 1992 16:19 | 1 |
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396.13445 | Madam Butterfly --> ladybug | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Tue Jan 28 1992 12:35 | 0 |
396.13446 | ladybug -> fly away home | GNUVAX::BOBBITT | megamorphosis | Tue Jan 28 1992 15:52 | 1 |
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396.13447 | fly away home --> Skylab | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Tue Jan 28 1992 16:03 | 1 |
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396.13448 | Skylab -> Biosphere | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Unintelligiblets | Tue Jan 28 1992 16:18 | 1 |
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396.13449 | Biosphere -> Get real | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Jan 28 1992 16:50 | 0 |
396.13450 | Get real -> SQRT(-1) | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Unintelligiblets | Tue Jan 28 1992 17:40 | 3 |
| ... Reminds me of one of the funner P_N's I've seen recently:
"God is Real (Unless declared INTEGER)"
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396.13451 | | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Jan 28 1992 22:35 | 1 |
| -< SQRT(-1) --> i says you're a mathematician, j says an engineer!>-
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396.13452 | i says/j says etcetera! -> Marth says your a Vandella | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Jan 29 1992 13:18 | 4 |
| I have no idea...
where that came from!??
|
396.13453 | | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Jan 29 1992 13:30 | 3 |
| Marth says your a Vandella --> Darth says you're an eVader
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396.13454 | Darth eVader -> Tax Evader | LEZAH::BOBBITT | megamorphosis | Thu Jan 30 1992 10:45 | 1 |
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396.13455 | Tax Evader -> guest at Levenworth | MR4DEC::EGRACE | the exception. She said so. | Thu Jan 30 1992 12:27 | 1 |
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396.13456 | Tax Evader -> Taxi Veda | IMTDEV::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Thu Jan 30 1992 12:27 | 1 |
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396.13457 | Guest@Leavenworth & Taxi Veda => Rig-(ged)-Veda | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Unintelligiblets | Thu Jan 30 1992 16:46 | 8 |
| Wow, talk about a notes collision! 09:27 was the witching hour for
.13455 and .13456 !! :-)
It took a bit of a stretch but methought the notion of Rigging (i.e.,
crookedness and worthiness to "make the grade" at Leavenworth) could tie
in with the Vedas via the Rig-Veda volume...
Hope this helps by way of etymology :-) :-) :-) Dan
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396.13458 | Rig-(ged)-Veda --> suspense | JIT081::DIAMOND | Order temporarily out of personal name | Mon Feb 03 1992 19:46 | 1 |
| Re 790.145
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396.13459 | suspense --> red [suspenders] | STAR::CANTOR | Have pun, will babble. | Tue Feb 04 1992 00:38 | 0 |
396.13460 | red [suspenders] --> bridge [suspension] | MINDER::GRAVESG | Geoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637 | Tue Feb 04 1992 03:35 | 1 |
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396.13461 | bridge [suspension] --> oleic acid | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Tue Feb 04 1992 11:01 | 0 |
396.13462 | Time OUT! Whooah!! :-) Explain .13461 please? | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Unintelligiblets | Tue Feb 04 1992 15:53 | 1 |
| .../s/ Dan_who_never_liked_Chemistry,_either_in-or_or-ganic:-)
|
396.13463 | oleic acid --> oil of olay | STAR::CANTOR | Have pun, will babble. | Tue Feb 04 1992 23:53 | 3 |
| Ignoring .13462, we just keep on chugging...
Dave C.
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396.13464 | | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Unintelligiblets | Wed Feb 05 1992 07:45 | 2 |
| You did the Right Thing :-), Dave -- but would someone somewhere
explain .13641?
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396.13465 | Oi love 'Ole' -- > I loves Olive Oyl. | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Wed Feb 05 1992 11:14 | 11 |
|
Ah gee, it's not as much fun if you have to explain it.
If I remember correctly from my high school chemistry class, oleic acid
will float on water at a depth of one molecule thick. It was the class
or week of classes about determining Avogadro's number or something like
that. Anyway. suspension bridge made me think of oil suspended on water,
which made me recall oleic acid and Avogadro's number...
Terza
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396.13466 | I loves Olive Oyl. -> Spinach -> Broccoli | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Unintelligiblets | Wed Feb 05 1992 17:21 | 1 |
| (-: Ahhh... Thanx Terza! :-)
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396.13467 | Broccoli --> E Colli --> Shetland Collie | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Feb 05 1992 19:27 | 1 |
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396.13468 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Thu Feb 06 1992 09:10 | 1 |
| -< Shetland Collie --> fairisle sweater >-
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396.13469 | fairisle sweater --> tropical jogger | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Thu Feb 06 1992 09:54 | 6 |
|
re: .13466 -- Well (ddep subject), I could have left you in
suspense!
Terza
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396.13470 | tropical jogger -> jugular chopper -> martial arts | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Thu Feb 06 1992 12:56 | 0 |
396.13471 | martial arts -> marital aids | IEDUX::jon | Air travel shrinkwraps the world | Thu Feb 06 1992 13:01 | 0 |
396.13472 | marital aids --> brown paper wrapper | MR4DEC::EGRACE | My boys can swim!!! | Thu Feb 06 1992 16:06 | 1 |
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396.13473 | brown paper wrapper --> black power rapper | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Feb 06 1992 16:13 | 0 |
396.13474 | black power rapper --> Electric hammer drill | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Feb 06 1992 17:46 | 1 |
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396.13475 | Electric hammer drill --> close order drill | STAR::CANTOR | Have pun, will babble. | Thu Feb 06 1992 21:59 | 31 |
| Department of the Army Field Manual FM-169
ABSTRACT
THE ELECTRIC HAMMER DRILL
This is a three-person, eight-count movement.
On the count of ONE, the squad leader inserts the plug into the power
supply receptacle.
On the count of TWO, the squad leader hands the electric hammer to the
first primary hammerer.
On the count of THREE, the secondary hammerer guides the device to the
awaiting nail.
On the count of FOUR, the primary hammerer activates the hammer.
On the count of FIVE, the primary hammerer deactivates the hammer.
On the count of SIX, the secondary hammerer guides the hammer away from
the (now-driven) nail.
On the count of SEVEN, the secondary hammerer takes the device from the
primary hammerer.
On the count of EIGHT, the squad leader unplugs the cord.
On the next set of eight counts, the secondary hammerer becomes the
squad leader, the primary hammerer becomes secondary, and the squad
leader assumes the role of primary hammerer.
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396.13476 | close order drill --> sales training | PAOIS::HILL | Another migrant worker! | Fri Feb 07 1992 07:28 | 1 |
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396.13477 | sales training --> discount rail fares | IEDUX::jon | Air travel shrinkwraps the world | Fri Feb 07 1992 09:04 | 0 |
396.13478 | discount rail fares --> winter of our discount tent | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun Feb 09 1992 20:55 | 1 |
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396.13479 | winter of our discount tent -> Spag's | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Mon Feb 10 1992 08:00 | 4 |
| Sorry. It's a well known discount store in this part of
Massachusetts.
m
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396.13480 | Spag's --> Bring your own bags -- or BOXES | VMSMKT::KENAH | And became willing... | Mon Feb 10 1992 09:40 | 0 |
396.13481 | or BOXES -> Boxes without Topses | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially Sage, and Rarely on Time | Mon Feb 10 1992 21:25 | 1 |
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396.13482 | Boxes without Topses-->"Dig that crazy Clementine, man." | STAR::CANTOR | Have pun, will babble. | Tue Feb 11 1992 00:43 | 0 |
396.13483 | Dig that crazy Clementine, man. -> Tales From the Crypt | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Feb 11 1992 08:44 | 0 |
396.13484 | Crypt --> Pine BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | And became willing... | Tue Feb 11 1992 10:53 | 0 |
396.13485 | Pine BOX >- Pinewood Derby | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Feb 11 1992 12:22 | 0 |
396.13486 | Pinewood _Derby_ >- Hat BOX | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Feb 11 1992 12:23 | 3 |
| So there!
Why do I get this feeling I am being ambushed?
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396.13487 | Hat BOX --> head game | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Tue Feb 11 1992 12:51 | 0 |
396.13488 | head game -> empty playing field | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Feb 12 1992 08:43 | 1 |
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396.13489 | Playing field --> Batter's BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | And became willing... | Wed Feb 12 1992 08:59 | 0 |
396.13490 | Batter's BOX --> Pitcher's mound | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Wed Feb 12 1992 12:20 | 0 |
396.13491 | Pitcher's mound -> ewer's rise-> christmas BOX | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Feb 12 1992 16:55 | 1 |
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396.13492 | christmas BOX >- wrapped | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Feb 12 1992 18:09 | 0 |
396.13493 | wrapped >- knuckles | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Feb 12 1992 18:10 | 0 |
396.13494 | knuckles -> BOX | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Feb 12 1992 18:11 | 2 |
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396.13495 | BOX -> Phenolphthalein -> BOX - Spondee -> BOX - Turmeric -> BOX - | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially Sage, and Rarely on Time | Wed Feb 12 1992 18:32 | 3 |
| - - -> Bach's Well-Tempered Clavier ??????? PLEASE???
... Can we get OUT of this box, any road? :-)
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396.13496 | [last few] ==> All words lead to BOX ==> Roam | STAR::CANTOR | Have pun, will babble. | Wed Feb 12 1992 22:02 | 0 |
396.13497 | Roam --> wanderlust | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Thu Feb 13 1992 10:05 | 0 |
396.13498 | wanderlust -> (-: Landowska! :-) | RDVAX::KALIKOW | MC680X0 Inside! | Thu Feb 13 1992 21:07 | 1 |
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396.13499 | Landowska -> LandDownUnder | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Feb 18 1992 19:20 | 1 |
|
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396.13500 | LandDownUnder -> Landsdowne St. (it's in Boston MA USA) | RDVAX::KALIKOW | MC680x0 Inside! | Tue Feb 18 1992 20:55 | 2 |
| ... and anyhow how could I resist an .x00, e'en though they are so
devalued in this string? :-)
|
396.13501 | Lansdowne St (Ma) => Landsdowne [sp?] Rd (Eire) | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Caveat vendor | Wed Feb 19 1992 09:12 | 1 |
| Did anyone mention Parc des Princes?
|
396.13502 | Landsdowne [sp?] Rd (Eire) => Shakedown St | PENUTS::NOBLE | Those guys! They're so 90s! | Wed Feb 19 1992 10:19 | 0 |
396.13503 | Shakedown St -> cobblestones | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Feb 20 1992 22:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.13504 | cobblestones => stone shoemakers | THEGIZ::PITARD | Pride is a terrible thing to waste | Fri Feb 21 1992 08:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.13505 | shoemakers --> shoeBOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | And became willing... | Fri Feb 21 1992 11:49 | 0 |
396.13506 | shoeBOX --> sawbucks | IMTDEV::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Fri Feb 21 1992 14:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.13507 | Sawbucks -> Daddy Warbucks | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Buddy, can youse paradigm? | Fri Feb 21 1992 14:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.13508 | Daddy Warbucks --> Sandy | STAR::CANTOR | Have pun, will babble. | Sat Feb 22 1992 02:31 | 0 |
396.13509 | Sand(y) --> BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | And became willing... | Sun Feb 23 1992 16:08 | 0 |
396.13510 | BOX --> Box your ears! | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Buddy, can youse paradigm? | Sun Feb 23 1992 17:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.13511 | Box your ears --> blow your nose --> wipe your chin | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun Feb 23 1992 18:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.13512 | box->blow->wipe -> faceoff | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Feb 24 1992 12:23 | 1 |
| as in hockey puck.
|
396.13513 | faceoff-> Santa Anna | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 26 1992 08:37 | 2 |
|
faceoff -> Mexican standoff ->
|
396.13514 | Santa Anna --> Kristine Kringle | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Wed Feb 26 1992 12:08 | 0 |
396.13515 | Kristine Kringle ==> Mrs. Claus | THEGIZ::PITARD | Pride is a terrible thing to waste | Wed Feb 26 1992 12:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.13516 | Mrs. Claus --> (in)subordinate clause | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Feb 27 1992 02:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.13517 | insubordinate clause --> liontamer's nightmare | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri Feb 28 1992 13:34 | 0 |
396.13518 | liontamer's nightmare --> drunk giraffes | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun Mar 01 1992 18:43 | 19 |
| G'day,
This guy from the zoo takes his giraffe out for a beer... After a few
pots, they are both pretty well several sheets to the wind.... and the
giraffe collapses in the centre of the bar as they try to leave...
"OI!" yells the barman, "You gonna leave that lyin' there?"
The zookeeper replies..
"You're more drunk than I am, barkeep, that's not a lion, that's a
giraffe
djw
|
396.13519 | drunk giraffes -> woefully wobbly | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Mar 02 1992 21:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.13520 | woefully wobbly --> rowfully wobbley --> one over the eight | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon Mar 02 1992 22:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.13521 | one over the eight -> 0.125 | IEDUX::jon | Air travel shrinkwraps the world | Tue Mar 03 1992 12:29 | 0 |
396.13522 | | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Tue Mar 03 1992 12:40 | 3 |
| one over the eight -> 0.125 -> one over two cubed
|
396.13523 | Cube(d) --> BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | And became willing... | Tue Mar 03 1992 12:58 | 0 |
396.13524 | BOX ==> Spar | THEGIZ::PITARD | Pride is a terrible thing to waste | Tue Mar 03 1992 13:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.13525 | Spar -> Mast | IMTDEV::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Tue Mar 03 1992 16:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.13526 | mast--> Beech --> hoary chestnut | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Mar 03 1992 21:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.13527 | hoary chestnut-->[my girlfriend was a] hairy chest nut | STAR::CANTOR | Have pun, will babble. | Wed Mar 04 1992 01:09 | 0 |
396.13528 | Hairy chest nut >> Fuzzy Wuzzy? | TEMPE::MERRICK | Twilight Zonie | Wed Mar 04 1992 10:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.13529 | Fuzzy Wuzzy -> They don't like it up 'em! | IEDUX::jon | Air travel shrinkwraps the world | Wed Mar 04 1992 11:48 | 3 |
| Corporal Jones in 'Dad's Army' on British TV.
Jon
|
396.13530 | They don't like it up 'em > Mind where you're putting that | PAOIS::HILL | Another migrant worker! | Thu Mar 05 1992 11:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.13531 | Mind where you're... -> A mind is a terrible thing to place | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Thu Mar 05 1992 12:12 | 0 |
396.13532 | .....I mean, misplace. | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Mar 10 1992 17:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.13533 | | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Mar 11 1992 09:00 | 4 |
| .....I mean, misplace. ----> My place or your place?
|
396.13534 | My place or your place? -> A Summer Place | IMTDEV::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Wed Mar 11 1992 10:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.13535 | A Summer Place -> Where? | DATABS::LASHER | Working... | Wed Mar 11 1992 11:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.13536 | Where? ==> Oh, where has my little dog gone? | THEGIZ::PITARD | I can do it with either. | Wed Mar 11 1992 15:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.13537 | No answer to that! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Mar 11 1992 18:13 | 6 |
| My place or your place ? -->V
v---------------------------<
> A salesperson's question--> No 'no' answer --> a 'No no' answer --v
v-------------------------------------------------------------------<
> -> no answer to that!
Oh, where has my little dog gone? -->------^
|
396.13538 | No answer to that! -> tongue-tied | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Mar 12 1992 14:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.13539 | tongue-tied --> cherry stems | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Thu Mar 12 1992 17:27 | 0 |
396.13540 | cherry stems -> twin cheeks :-) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Mar 13 1992 08:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.13541 | | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Buddy, can youse paradigm? | Fri Mar 13 1992 15:49 | 1 |
| twin cheeks :-) => (-: skeehc niwt|twin cheeks :-)
|
396.13542 | palindrome --> pushme pullyou | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun Mar 15 1992 22:22 | 14 |
| (-: skeehc niwt|twin cheeks :-)--> palindrome
What car does the president of the palindromic society drive?
ATOYOTA
(with thanks to Frank and Earnest...)
|
396.13543 | pushme pullyou --> I've never seen anything like it! | GENSIS::LAVEY | Ahh... pronoun trouble. | Mon Mar 16 1992 10:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.13544 | I've never seen anything like it! -> pinball wizard | IEDUX::jon | My Vote | Mon Mar 16 1992 13:32 | 8 |
| Lyrics approximate to:
I've never seen anything like him,
In any amusement hall,
That deaf, dumb and blind kid,
Sure plays a mean pinball!
Jon
|
396.13545 | .. -> football wizard -> Pele | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | R80ST | Tue Mar 17 1992 08:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.13546 | Pele -> flashing down the field | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Mar 20 1992 18:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.13547 | flashing down the field --> Erika | ULYSSE::WADE | | Sun Mar 22 1992 04:52 | 4 |
| Erika Ro[w]e became a UK star overnight by running
naked onto a rugby pitch ...
|
396.13548 | Erika => Erika ROE vs. Ulysse::WADE | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Buddy, can youse paradigm? | Sun Mar 22 1992 09:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.13549 | Erika ROE vs. Ulysse::WADE -> 621 | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Mon Mar 23 1992 12:24 | 14 |
| > Erika Ro[w]e became a UK star overnight by running
> naked onto a rugby pitch ...
Star of what? 8^}
re: .last
That's almost as bad as your personal name! ;^)
"Buddy, can youse paradigm?"
re: title
621 COOKIE::DEVINE 7-FEB-1989 84 Heard any good node names lately?
|
396.13550 | 621 -> number six for number one | SCHOOL::BOBBITT | stand quiet | Mon Mar 23 1992 15:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.13551 | number six for number one ---> two, six... Heave! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon Mar 23 1992 18:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.13552 | two, six... Heave! --> One More Heave! | IEDUX::jon | My Vote - Liberal Democrat | Wed Mar 25 1992 08:46 | 4 |
| Awful Liberal Party slogan in the November 1974 British General
Election (the second Election to be called in that year).
Jon
|
396.13553 | One More Heave! --> dry heave | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Wed Mar 25 1992 09:08 | 0 |
396.13554 | dry heave -> frost heaves | IMTDEV::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Wed Mar 25 1992 10:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.13555 | frost heaves -> Bringing In TheS heaves | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Buddy, can youse paradigm? | Wed Mar 25 1992 13:03 | 1 |
| ... hmm, I seem to be into run-in-puns thesed aze. Help! :-)
|
396.13556 | Bringing In TheS heaves -> Bringing In TheS heap | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Mar 25 1992 15:07 | 1 |
| no help available!!
|
396.13557 | Bringing in TheS heaves -> Bringing in TheS he | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Mar 27 1992 09:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.13558 | Bringing in TheS he --> Riders of the Sidhe | GENSIS::LAVEY | Ahh... pronoun trouble. | Sat Mar 28 1992 12:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.13559 | Riders of the Sidhe --> Ghost Riders of the Sky | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Mar 31 1992 03:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.13560 | | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Mar 31 1992 10:43 | 4 |
| Ghost Riders of the Sky --> Ghost Writers of the Play --> Phantom of the Opera
|
396.13561 | Phantom of the Opera --> Not a relative --> Not the Mama! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Apr 01 1992 01:39 | 3 |
| The male lead of P o t O in Oz was, I think Paul Warlow...
derek
|
396.13562 | Not the Mama! -> Aliens | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Apr 07 1992 09:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.13563 | Aliens >- American in Paris | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Apr 07 1992 09:42 | 0 |
396.13564 | American in Paris --> April in Paris | STAR::CANTOR | Have pun, will babble. | Tue Apr 07 1992 22:10 | 0 |
396.13565 | April in Paris -> rainshowers on the Seine | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | REM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGO | Tue Apr 07 1992 22:22 | 0 |
396.13566 | | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Apr 08 1992 12:17 | 3 |
| rainshowers on the Seine --> the rain in Spain
|
396.13567 | the rain in Spain -> King Juan Carlos I | IMTDEV::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Wed Apr 08 1992 12:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.13568 | King Juan Carlos I -> Delusions of grandeur | RDVAX::KALIKOW | The Gods of the Mill grind slowly... | Wed Apr 08 1992 15:23 | 1 |
| :-)
|
396.13569 | Delusions of grandeur -> Grand illusions | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | REM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGO | Wed Apr 08 1992 15:27 | 2 |
| Howard Thurston, a famous stage magician known for his spectacular
effects - he was the David Copperfield of his day.
|
396.13570 | Grand illusions --> the size of things in Texas? | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Apr 09 1992 05:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.13571 | the size of things in Texas? -> the shape of things to come | RDVAX::KALIKOW | The Gods of the Mill grind slowly... | Thu Apr 09 1992 08:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.13572 | the shape of things to come --> trapezoidal | GENSIS::LAVEY | Ahh... pronoun trouble. | Thu Apr 09 1992 13:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.13573 | trapezoidal --> trap avoidal --> detour | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Thu Apr 09 1992 16:51 | 0 |
396.13574 | detour -> what groupies do | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Apr 09 1992 16:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.13575 | what groupies do --> X-rated | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun Apr 12 1992 19:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.13576 | this was too hard to resist... :^) | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Mon Apr 13 1992 11:20 | 2 |
| what groupies do --> X-rated --> "Bushies do it for FREE!"
|
396.13577 | Volunteer | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Apr 14 1992 00:38 | 4 |
| "Bushies do it for FREE!" --->this was too hard to resist...
:^) ---> Sucker for punishment --> Only a fool would do it for money
-->
|
396.13578 | | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | R80ST | Tue Apr 14 1992 09:22 | 2 |
| Only a fool would do it for money -> just for the heck of it
|
396.13579 | just for the heck of it --> just for the taste of it | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Tue Apr 14 1992 10:54 | 0 |
396.13580 | Just for the taste of it --> Diet Coke! | ELWOOD::DLANE | Damnyankees!! | Tue Apr 14 1992 11:35 | 0 |
396.13581 | Diet Coke! --> Die, Coke --> Overdose | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Apr 14 1992 13:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.13582 | Overdose -> Over Doze -> Sleeping In | IMTDEV::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Tue Apr 14 1992 13:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.13583 | Sleeping In --> Bivouac | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Tue Apr 14 1992 14:44 | 0 |
396.13584 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Tue Apr 14 1992 15:32 | 5 |
| -< Bivouac -> Kouchibouguac -> Campsite -> Snakes >-
Canadian National Park in New Brunswick ... pronounced
|
396.13585 | snakes -> oil | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Apr 14 1992 16:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.13586 | oil --> whale oil beef hooked ---> eskimo diet | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Apr 14 1992 18:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.13587 | eskimo diet -> magnetron food | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | R80ST | Wed Apr 15 1992 09:39 | 1 |
| .... -> deep frozen pizza -> ...
|
396.13588 | Magnetron food --> iron man food --> Nutri-grain | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Apr 15 1992 19:29 | 1 |
| from an Australian tv advertisement....
|
396.13589 | nutri-grain -> leggo my eggo | SUBWAY::BONNELL | giant complex multicelled organism | Thu Apr 16 1992 09:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.13590 | Leggo my eggo --> Mini Waffles | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Thu Apr 16 1992 12:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.13591 | Mini Waffles -> Indecisive female | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | REM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGO | Thu Apr 16 1992 14:01 | 0 |
396.13592 | Indecisive female -> Not NOW! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Apr 17 1992 10:15 | 2 |
|
National Organization of Women ( NOW )
|
396.13593 | Not NOW! -> I have a headache | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | REM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGO | Fri Apr 17 1992 10:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.13594 | I have a headache -> THIS BIG | SUBWAY::BONNELL | giant complex multicelled organism | Mon Apr 20 1992 09:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.13595 | headache -> BIG -> take a pill -> pill BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | Emotional Baggage? Just carry-on. | Mon Apr 20 1992 10:07 | 0 |
396.13596 | pill box -> bunker | IMTDEV::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Mon Apr 20 1992 11:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.13597 | bunker -> "Oh, Awrchie!" | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | REM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGO | Mon Apr 20 1992 14:12 | 0 |
396.13598 | "Oh, Awrchie" --> Jughead | STAR::CANTOR | Dave Cantor | Tue Apr 21 1992 01:32 | 0 |
396.13599 | Jughead -> Marine | IMTDEV::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Tue Apr 21 1992 12:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.13600 | Marine -> biology | SCHOOL::BOBBITT | master of the obvious | Tue Apr 21 1992 14:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.13601 | biology -> anybody wanna play "doctor"? | SUBWAY::BONNELL | giant complex multicelled organism | Tue Apr 21 1992 14:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.13602 | anybody wanna play "doctor"? --> secondary body survey | TERZA::ZANE | Imagine... | Tue Apr 21 1992 15:41 | 0 |
396.13603 | secondary body survey -> body surfing | RDVAX::KALIKOW | The Gods of the Mill grind slowly... | Tue Apr 21 1992 17:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.13604 | body surfing--> liege's pleasure | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Apr 22 1992 01:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.13605 | liege's pleasure -> Belgian JoyOfLex | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | R80ST | Wed Apr 29 1992 06:42 | 5 |
| liege's pleasure -> place in Belgium, joy ->
Belgians are always arguing about (which) language (to use)
... took some time
|
396.13606 | Belgian JoyOfLex -> Garden Aphids | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Wed Apr 29 1992 10:57 | 3 |
| Belgian JoyofLex -> Personality Disorders in Bruxelles / Brussel ->
Sprouting Problems -> Garden Aphids
|
396.13607 | Garden Aphids -> greenware bugs | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Apr 29 1992 13:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.13608 | greenware bugs -> greenmail soothes | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri May 08 1992 12:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.13609 | greenmail soothes --> walking on velvet green | GENSIS::LAVEY | Ahh... pronoun trouble. | Mon May 11 1992 19:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.13610 | walking on velvet green -> walking on gilded splinters | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed May 13 1992 13:10 | 2 |
|
For you Dr. John fans...
|
396.13611 | walking on gilded splinters -> walk on the wild side | VOGON::BALL | Five more years? I need five more beers! | Wed May 13 1992 22:06 | 3 |
| The word 'velvet' in the previous entry got me thinking...
Jon
|
396.13612 | walk on the wild side -> West Side Story | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Sat May 16 1992 23:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.13613 | West Side Story -> Jets and Sharks | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon May 18 1992 17:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.13614 | Jets and Sharks -> A girl named Maria | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Tue May 19 1992 11:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.13615 | A girl named Maria ==> A boy named Sue | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Tue May 19 1992 15:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.13616 | A boy named Sue --> A cat named Tom | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Tue May 19 1992 16:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.13617 | A cat named Tom -> The brothers Tom | SUBWAY::BONNELL | giant complex multicelled organism | Tue May 19 1992 17:11 | 1 |
| For "In Living Color" fans
|
396.13618 | The brothers Tom --> the Brothers Grimm | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue May 19 1992 23:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.13619 | Brothers Grimm > fairy tales > Open-door policy | PAOIS::HILL | Anything goes, except incest & folk-dance | Wed May 20 1992 05:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.13620 | Open-door policy --> Closed to Suggestions | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Wed May 20 1992 12:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.13621 | Suggestion(s) --> BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | Emotional Baggage? Just carry-on. | Wed May 20 1992 14:12 | 0 |
396.13622 | BOX --> Telly | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | REM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGO | Wed May 20 1992 15:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.13623 | Telly --> Telly to the marines --> Suggestions | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Wed May 20 1992 21:58 | 0 |
396.13624 | Suggestions --> nudges nudges winks winks | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed May 20 1992 22:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.13625 | nudges nudges winks winks -> tsk, tsk | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri May 22 1992 14:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.13626 | tsk, tsk --> a green and yellow bskt | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri May 22 1992 14:50 | 0 |
396.13627 | bskt --> bx | VMSMKT::KENAH | Emotional Baggage? Just carry-on. | Sun May 24 1992 21:37 | 0 |
396.13628 | bx --> boooooooooooooooooooooooooo | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Mon May 25 1992 01:14 | 0 |
396.13629 | boooooooooooooooooooooooooo --> hugs to you too | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon May 25 1992 19:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.13630 | hugs to you too => U2 => Francis Gary Powers | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Mon May 25 1992 22:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.13631 | Francis Gary Powers -> high flier | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue May 26 1992 12:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.13632 | high flier -> Endeavour | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed May 27 1992 11:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.13633 | Endeavor --> And ever and ever | STAR::CANTOR | Dave Cantor | Thu May 28 1992 18:49 | 0 |
396.13634 | And ever and ever -> Amen | IEDUX::jon | Phew, what a scorcher! | Fri May 29 1992 08:03 | 0 |
396.13635 | Amen --> and a women | POWDML::SATOW | | Fri May 29 1992 09:48 | 0 |
396.13636 | and a women --> Andes women | STAR::CANTOR | Dave Cantor | Fri May 29 1992 22:10 | 0 |
396.13637 | Andes women -> Miss Peru | IEDUX::jon | Phew, what a scorcher! | Mon Jun 01 1992 09:39 | 0 |
396.13638 | Miss Peru --> lousy aim | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | REM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGO | Mon Jun 01 1992 10:24 | 0 |
396.13639 | Miss Peru --> and land in Bolivia | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Jun 02 1992 04:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.13640 | and land in Bolivia -> Zepplins | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jun 02 1992 14:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.13641 | Hindenberg | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Jun 02 1992 23:46 | 4 |
|
lousy aim ----->----> Hindenberg
/
Zepplins ----/
|
396.13642 | Hindenberg -> flame ON | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jun 04 1992 10:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.13643 | flame ON --> Johnny Storm | VMSMKT::KENAH | Adrift in a sea of mist... | Thu Jun 04 1992 10:39 | 0 |
396.13644 | Johnny Storm -> Johnny Mop | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Thu Jun 04 1992 17:52 | 2 |
| (USA brand of toilet bowl cleaner)
|
396.13645 | Johnny Mop --> /dev/ris | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Thu Jun 04 1992 22:24 | 0 |
396.13646 | /dev/ris ==> debris | STAR::CANTOR | Dave Cantor | Thu Jun 04 1992 23:28 | 0 |
396.13647 | debris -> de bris -> circumcision -> circumlocution | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Fri Jun 05 1992 00:03 | 5 |
| (for the Yiddish-impaired: "bris" is Yiddish for the circumcision
ceremony.)
(-: Pardon my lack of circumspection in posting this :-)
|
396.13648 | circumlocution -> electronic cattle enclosure | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jun 05 1992 15:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.13649 | electronic cattle enclosure -> robo-cow corral | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Fri Jun 05 1992 16:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.13650 | robo-cow corral -> roBOX | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Fri Jun 05 1992 17:23 | 1 |
| (-: oh lordy, what have I done? :-)
|
396.13651 | roBOX --> rolling shoes | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Sat Jun 06 1992 05:32 | 1 |
| (assuming that robots can't run)
|
396.13652 | rolling shoes >> gather no moss | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Mon Jun 08 1992 21:31 | 0 |
396.13653 | gathers no mos --> forgetful computer | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Mon Jun 08 1992 21:46 | 0 |
396.13654 | forgetful computer --> write-only memory | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | REM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGO | Tue Jun 09 1992 12:37 | 2 |
| Anybody else remember the big advertising campaign Signetics ran to
ballyhoo their 25120 WOM chip...?
|
396.13655 | write-only memory -> no net work | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Jun 09 1992 12:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.13656 | no net work --> not maD | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | REM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGO | Tue Jun 09 1992 12:49 | 3 |
| W = FD
F = ma
hence W = maD
|
396.13657 | not maD -> What, me worry? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jun 10 1992 09:23 | 2 |
|
didja havta force that last one? :-)
|
396.13658 | early returns | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Jun 10 1992 13:46 | 3 |
| What, me worry? --> (the) late (William) Gaines --> early returns
|
396.13659 | early returns -> quick refund checks | SUBWAY::BONNELL | giant complex multicelled organism | Wed Jun 10 1992 15:25 | 4 |
| >>>> (the) late (William) Gaines
man, that's strecthin' it
|
396.13660 | quick refund checks -> Bundespost | THEBAY::GOODMAN | That was Zen, this is Tao | Thu Jun 11 1992 00:05 | 4 |
| (Hope that's spelled right...)
quick refund checks -> check's in the mail -> Czechs carrying mail ->
European mail service -> Bundespost
|
396.13661 | Bundespost -> bun in the post -> food parcel | IEDUX::jon | The Danes laugh last | Fri Jun 12 1992 09:47 | 0 |
396.13662 | food parcel --> Care package | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | REM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGO | Fri Jun 12 1992 12:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.13663 | Care package --> first Aid BOX | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun Jun 14 1992 23:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.13664 | BOX --> tesseract | VMSMKT::KENAH | Adrift in a sea of mist... | Mon Jun 15 1992 12:37 | 1 |
| Hey! That's my job!
|
396.13665 | tesseract --> "And He Built a Crooked House" | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Rem ratam agite | Mon Jun 15 1992 14:22 | 2 |
| Robert A. Heinlein story of a man who built a house in the form of a
tesseract.
|
396.13666 | "And He Built a Crooked House" --> With a crooked door | THEGIZ::PITARD | I can do it with either. | Mon Jun 15 1992 16:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.13667 | With a crooked door -> a jar | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jun 16 1992 13:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.13668 | a jar -> head | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Jun 16 1992 13:55 | 3 |
| U. S. Marine
Or is it US Marine or the US Marine or....
|
396.13669 | head --> band --> BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | Adrift in a sea of mist... | Tue Jun 16 1992 15:47 | 1 |
| There -- that's more like it!
|
396.13670 | BOX --> Link -->see396.2 -->"Chuck Murray" | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Jun 16 1992 23:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.13671 | see 396.2 -> endless loop -> Moebius strip | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | R80ST | Wed Jun 17 1992 07:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.13672 | Moebius strip -> one-sided | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Wed Jun 17 1992 08:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.13673 | one-sided => disarmament | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Caveat vendor | Wed Jun 17 1992 09:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.13674 | disarmament -> Venus de Milo | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jun 17 1992 09:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.13675 | Venus de Milo -> bare bodies, not arms | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jun 17 1992 10:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.13676 | no(t) arms --> can't BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | Adrift in a sea of mist... | Wed Jun 17 1992 10:47 | 0 |
396.13677 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Wed Jun 17 1992 11:18 | 1 |
| -< can't BOX! > remote node unreachable >-
|
396.13678 | remote node unreachable -> to reach the unreachable star | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Thu Jun 18 1992 13:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.13679 | to reach the unreachable star -> footprints in concrete | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jun 18 1992 13:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.13680 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Thu Jun 18 1992 14:24 | 1 |
| -< footprints in concrete -> at the bottom of the Hudson River >-
|
396.13681 | ...Hudson River -> By the shores of Gitcheegoomee | SUBWAY::BONNELL | giant complex multicelled organism | Thu Jun 18 1992 16:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.13682 | ...Gitcheegoomee -> tickled pink | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jun 18 1992 16:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.13683 | Superior abuse | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Thu Jun 18 1992 16:57 | 1 |
| Gitcheegoomee -> ticked pink -> Superior abuse
|
396.13684 | Superior abuse --> Superior AB use -->petty Officer | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Jun 18 1992 20:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.13685 | petty Officer -> Daryl Gates? | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Fri Jun 19 1992 11:19 | 0 |
396.13686 | Daryl Gates -> Watergate | IEDUX::jon | Dan says it's "potatoe"! | Fri Jun 19 1992 11:57 | 0 |
396.13687 | Watergate --> dam | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Rem ratam agite | Fri Jun 19 1992 13:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.13688 | dam -> notes rules say no profanity | NSSMAC::BONNELL | giant complex multicelled organism | Fri Jun 19 1992 13:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.13689 | notes rules say no profanity --> take it to the 'BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | Seeking the Philosopher's Stone | Fri Jun 19 1992 14:20 | 0 |
396.13690 | take it to the 'BOX -> take it offline | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Fri Jun 19 1992 16:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.13691 | take it offline --> power down for maintenance | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Rem ratam agite | Fri Jun 19 1992 16:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.13692 | | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Mon Jun 22 1992 06:19 | 1 |
| power down for maintenance --> it's year-end again
|
396.13693 | It's year-end again --> y_or_r? | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Jun 23 1992 02:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.13694 | y_or_r? -> Scrabbled syntax | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jun 26 1992 09:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.13695 | scrabbled syntax -> three times word value | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | R80ST | Fri Jun 26 1992 10:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.13696 | three times word value --> little red BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | Seeking the Philosopher's Stone | Fri Jun 26 1992 23:43 | 0 |
396.13697 | little red BOX --> Little Deuce Coupe | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Rem ratam agite | Mon Jun 29 1992 14:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.13698 | Little Deuce Coupe -> American Graffiti | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jun 29 1992 14:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.13699 | American Graffiti -> Russian vodka | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Jun 29 1992 15:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.13700 | Russian vodka --> French dressing | STAR::CANTOR | Dave Cantor | Mon Jun 29 1992 18:25 | 0 |
396.13701 | French Dressing -> haute couture | SUBWAY::BONNELL | I'm on vacation | Mon Jun 29 1992 20:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.13702 | haute couture > short skirts > summer's here! | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Tue Jun 30 1992 04:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.13703 | summer's here! >- summer's hear >- Outdoor concert | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Jun 30 1992 10:15 | 0 |
396.13704 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Tue Jun 30 1992 11:29 | 2 |
| Outdoor Concert -> Concert in the Park -> Horns blasting on the
Parkways and Freeways -> LA Freeway Murders
|
396.13705 | LA Freeway murders>>Highway robberies>>Concert tickets | CALS::THACKERAY | | Tue Jun 30 1992 14:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.13706 | Concert tickets => scalpers | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Caveat vendor | Wed Jul 01 1992 10:35 | 5 |
| I was going to do
short skirts=>summer's here [.13702]=>MCP=>MCC=>cricket=>BOX
but I missed the boat.
b
|
396.13707 | scalpers --> Wild West movies | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Rem ratam agite | Wed Jul 01 1992 10:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.13708 | Wild West Movies --> John Wayne | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Wed Jul 01 1992 12:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.13709 | John Wayne -> 's World -> swirled | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Wed Jul 01 1992 12:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.13710 | swirled -> 7 year itch | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jul 01 1992 17:17 | 1 |
| Marilyn Monroe's movie poster with the flared dress...
|
396.13711 | 7 year itch -> plenty of scratch | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jul 01 1992 18:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.13712 | plenty of scratch --> lots of the ready | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Jul 02 1992 07:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.13713 | lots of the ready --> flush | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Rem ratam agite | Thu Jul 02 1992 13:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.13714 | flush --> beats my straight | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Jul 02 1992 13:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.13715 | beats my straight -> eight to the bar | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Thu Jul 02 1992 14:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.13716 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Thu Jul 02 1992 17:54 | 1 |
| -< eight to the bar -> and the Quarter note gets the beat >-
|
396.13717 | and the Quarter note gets the beat--> Cant beat Quarter horses | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Fri Jul 03 1992 00:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.13718 | ...horses -> can't make him drink | SUBWAY::BONNELL | I'm on vacation | Fri Jul 03 1992 17:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.13719 | can't make him drink --> Will he swim on his back? | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun Jul 05 1992 22:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.13720 | ...swim on his back? -> no, he doesn't horse around. | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Jul 06 1992 15:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.13721 | horse around --> shadow BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | Seeking the Philosopher's Stone | Mon Jul 06 1992 15:59 | 0 |
396.13722 | shadow BOX -> always a winner | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jul 06 1992 16:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.13723 | always a winner --> NSW - The Premier State | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon Jul 06 1992 21:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.13724 | NSW - the Premier state --> it's great mate, WOOF | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Tue Jul 07 1992 03:36 | 0 |
396.13725 | it's great mate, WOOF --> It's grate mate WOOF | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Jul 07 1992 05:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.13726 | it's grate mate WOOF --> Fender defender | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Jul 07 1992 05:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.13727 | Fender defender -> light delight | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jul 08 1992 12:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.13728 | light delight -> light delight flight | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jul 08 1992 12:53 | 1 |
| A Weightwatchers charter
|
396.13729 | light delight flight --> light delight flight plight | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Jul 08 1992 13:01 | 2 |
| hunger pangs
|
396.13730 | flight plight --> Black BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | Seeking the Philosopher's Stone | Wed Jul 08 1992 13:11 | 0 |
396.13731 | BOX -> recursive link | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! | Wed Jul 08 1992 13:24 | 185 |
396.13732 | recursive link --> BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | Seeking the Philosopher's Stone | Wed Jul 08 1992 14:12 | 3 |
| Hey! It's my job!
{^% andrew %^}
|
396.13733 | BOX -> The Box | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jul 08 1992 15:20 | 3 |
|
For Velvet Underground fans..
|
396.13734 | BOX -> The Box -> Never outFOX The Fox | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Wed Jul 08 1992 15:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.13735 | Never outFOX The FOX --Z Just fixin' the vixen | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Jul 08 1992 20:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.13736 | fixen' the vixen >> faxin' the VAXen | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Wed Jul 08 1992 22:36 | 0 |
396.13737 | faxin' the VAXen --> clones --> copyright protected | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Jul 09 1992 03:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.13738 | | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Jul 09 1992 03:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.13739 | (c) -> Circle C Ranch | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Thu Jul 09 1992 10:10 | 0 |
396.13740 | Circle C Ranch --> Circle D Wagons | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Jul 09 1992 10:27 | 0 |
396.13741 | Circle D Wagons --> BOX D Horses | VMSMKT::KENAH | Seeking the Philosopher's Stone | Thu Jul 09 1992 10:41 | 0 |
396.13742 | BOX D Horses -> they're baaaack | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! | Thu Jul 09 1992 14:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.13743 | they're back -> where competent writers get stabbed | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Thu Jul 09 1992 22:30 | 0 |
396.13744 | where competent writers get stabbed -> reviews | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 10 1992 10:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.13745 | reviews --> J,P& R --> GWR | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon Jul 13 1992 07:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.13746 | GWR --> Giant Worms Regime | THEGIZ::PITARD | I can do it with either. | Mon Jul 13 1992 11:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.13747 | Giant Worms Regime -> Dune | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Mon Jul 13 1992 11:32 | 0 |
396.13748 | Dune ==> Beaches | THEGIZ::PITARD | I can do it with either. | Mon Jul 13 1992 17:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.13749 | Beach(es) --> SandBOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | Seeking the Philosopher's Stone | Tue Jul 14 1992 00:14 | 0 |
396.13750 | SandBOX --> Kitty Litter | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Tue Jul 14 1992 00:52 | 0 |
396.13751 | Kitty Litter -> Miss Kitty | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Tue Jul 14 1992 10:39 | 0 |
396.13752 | Miss Kitty -> Catwoman | NSSMAC::BONNELL | Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! | Tue Jul 14 1992 10:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.13753 | Batman Returns | THEGIZ::PITARD | I can do it with either. | Tue Jul 14 1992 11:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.13754 | Batman Returns -> forget something, big guy? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Jul 14 1992 16:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.13755 | forget something, big guy? -> Virtual Memory Exhausted | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jul 15 1992 14:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.13756 | Virtual Memory Exhausted --> Overload | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Thu Jul 16 1992 10:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.13757 | Overload -> Lover Owed | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Thu Jul 16 1992 10:44 | 0 |
396.13758 | Lover Owed -> Blackmail | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! | Thu Jul 16 1992 10:53 | 0 |
396.13759 | Singles Classifieds | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Jul 16 1992 13:04 | 3 |
| Blackmail --> White Male --> SWM --> Singles Classifieds
|
396.13760 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Thu Jul 16 1992 16:03 | 1 |
| -< Singles Classifieds > One per customer please >-
|
396.13761 | One per customer please =>> free Perot t-shirts | NECSC::BIELSKI | Just say Noe. | Fri Jul 17 1992 09:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.13762 | free Perot t-shirts -> Nah. Fry him | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! | Fri Jul 17 1992 09:44 | 1 |
| (Actually, the *real* entrepreneurs doubled the price)
|
396.13763 | Nah. Fry him -> You're Welcome! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 17 1992 17:29 | 6 |
| Nah. Fry him -> A chip off the old block ->
|
potatoe
|
v
blockhead-> Dan Q-> You're Welcome!
|
396.13764 | Noe, I'm Indianian | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sun Jul 19 1992 12:47 | 1 |
| Dan Q is from Indiana.
|
396.13765 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Mon Jul 20 1992 10:54 | 2 |
| -< Noe, I'm Indianian > Is that Curly, Larry and Noe ? >-
|
396.13766 | Is that Curly, Larry and Noe ? --> Noe, that's not right | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Mon Jul 20 1992 22:36 | 0 |
396.13767 | Noe, that's not right -> sounds write to me | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! | Mon Jul 20 1992 23:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.13768 | sounds write to me -> it can't be rite | RANGER::BACKSTROM | bwk,pjp;SwTools;pg2;lines23-24 | Tue Jul 21 1992 03:04 | 0 |
396.13769 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Tue Jul 21 1992 10:38 | 1 |
| -< it can't be rite -> so it must be gauche >-
|
396.13770 | so it must be gauche -> intentionally rive gauche | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Tue Jul 21 1992 15:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.13771 | intentionally rive gauche --> rire, c'est gauche | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Rem ratam agite | Tue Jul 21 1992 15:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.13772 | rire, c'est gauche --> "OK, 'gauche'" said Rire. | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Tue Jul 21 1992 22:24 | 0 |
396.13773 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Wed Jul 22 1992 10:59 | 1 |
| That's hard aport to you said the Rear Admiral!
|
396.13774 | That's hard aport... -> .., Sternly | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jul 22 1992 14:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.13775 | ..,Sternly -> with a stiff bow | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Jul 22 1992 17:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.13776 | Bo(w) --> BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | Keep on keepin' on... | Thu Jul 23 1992 10:39 | 0 |
396.13777 | BOX --> ears | IEDUX::jon | No, she went of her own accord | Thu Jul 23 1992 11:09 | 0 |
396.13778 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Thu Jul 23 1992 11:42 | 1 |
| -< BOX --> ears -> ears we go again! >-
|
396.13779 | ears we go again -> bugs bunny -> eh what's up doc? | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! | Thu Jul 23 1992 14:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.13780 | | GENSIS::LAVEY | Don't think of the danger.... | Thu Jul 23 1992 20:23 | 2 |
| eh what's up doc? --> Be vewy vewy qwiet... I'm hunting wabbits!
|
396.13781 | First you catch a rabbit. | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Rem ratam agite | Fri Jul 24 1992 12:02 | 1 |
| I'm hunting wabbits! --> Recipe for Hassenpfeffer:
|
396.13782 | First you catch a rabbit -> Pregnancy Test | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Fri Jul 24 1992 12:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.13783 | Pregnancy Test -> Do I have to study for it? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 24 1992 13:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.13784 | Do I have to study for it? -> First Lesson Free | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Fri Jul 24 1992 16:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.13785 | First Lesson Free -> then practice! practice! practice! | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Jul 28 1992 18:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.13786 | practice! practice! practice! --> the first three noyades | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Tue Jul 28 1992 22:03 | 0 |
396.13787 | the first three noyades -> last of the Mohicans | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | R80ST | Thu Jul 30 1992 11:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.13788 | Last of the Mohicans -> crew cuts are back in style | NSSMAC::BONNELL | Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! | Thu Jul 30 1992 22:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.13789 | crew cuts are back in style --> crew cuts and a coxswain | SMURF::BINDER | Rem ratam agite | Fri Jul 31 1992 09:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.13790 | crew cuts and a coxswain -> The Lettermen | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Aug 04 1992 10:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.13791 | The Lettermen --> Be True to Your School | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Tue Aug 04 1992 10:48 | 1 |
| Lettermen --> Letter sweater --> Beach Boys song title
|
396.13792 | Be True to Your School -> rebel fish | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Aug 04 1992 22:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.13793 | rebel fish -> Confederate Cod | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Aug 05 1992 13:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.13794 | Confederate Cod -> gone South | NECSC::BIELSKI | Choose or lose. | Mon Aug 10 1992 14:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.13795 | gone South >- out of order | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Aug 11 1992 10:45 | 0 |
396.13796 | out of order -> Wot! No Spam? | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Tue Aug 11 1992 10:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.13797 | Wot! No Spam? --> Maps on tow --> Atlas Shrugged | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Aug 11 1992 11:55 | 0 |
396.13798 | Atlas Shrugged --> Dagny | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Tue Aug 11 1992 12:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.13799 | Atlas shrugged -> Earthquakes ensued | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Tue Aug 11 1992 12:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.13800 | Earthquakes ensued -> bugs bugged out | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Aug 12 1992 16:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.13801 | bugs bugged out -> carrot crop saved! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Aug 12 1992 17:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.13802 | carrot crop saved --> redhead's locks preserved | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Thu Aug 13 1992 10:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.13803 | locks preserved -> cluster transition | NSSMAC::BONNELL | Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! | Thu Aug 13 1992 22:37 | 0 |
396.13804 | cluster transition -> Sometimes I feel like a nut... | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Fri Aug 14 1992 11:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.13805 | Sometimes I feel like a nut... -> uther times eye R won | NECSC::BIELSKI | but I *AM* smiling... | Tue Aug 18 1992 10:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.13806 | uther times eye R won -> Flowers for Algernon | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Aug 18 1992 11:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.13807 | Flowers..-> Weather forecasting | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | R80ST | Thu Aug 20 1992 09:38 | 1 |
| Flowers for Algernon->Pygmalion->The rain in Spain...->Weather forecasting
|
396.13808 | Weather forecasting -> Stage for Acting | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Aug 21 1992 16:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.13809 | Stage for Acting -> all the world | NECSC::BIELSKI | but I *AM* smiling... | Fri Aug 21 1992 18:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.13810 | all the world -> just playing! | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Mon Aug 24 1992 08:49 | 1 |
| all the world > is a stage > and all the men and women
|
396.13811 | just playing! -> You Are Here | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Aug 26 1992 09:35 | 2 |
| just playing! -> with fire -> The Doors + TFSO(the doors) ->
Exit -> 'X' it, X marks the spot ->
|
396.13812 | You are here --> Can't get there | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Aug 26 1992 13:10 | 0 |
396.13813 | Can't get there --> BOXed in | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Wed Aug 26 1992 16:37 | 1 |
| Sorry, Andrew, couldn't resist...
|
396.13814 | BOXed in -> Cauliflower Ears | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Wed Aug 26 1992 18:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.13815 | Cauliflower Ears -> Carrot Nose | RANGER::BACKSTROM | bwk,pjp;SwTools;pg2;lines23-24 | Wed Aug 26 1992 19:17 | 0 |
396.13816 | | NSSMAC::BONNELL | Save me, Powdered-Toast Man ! | Thu Aug 27 1992 00:07 | 1 |
| carrots -> orange broccoli -> Nope. Won't eat that.
|
396.13817 | Nope. Won't eat that -> Brussel sprouts | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Thu Aug 27 1992 06:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.13818 | Brussel sprouts -> MicroCabbage | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Aug 27 1992 08:53 | 2 |
| Brussel sprouts - > Keebler Elves :-)
|
396.13819 | MicroCabbage -> PetitsPois | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Fri Aug 28 1992 16:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.13820 | PetitsPois --> Patapan | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Fri Aug 28 1992 17:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.13821 | Patapan --> Bang a BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | Keep on keepin' on... | Fri Aug 28 1992 19:10 | 0 |
396.13822 | Bang a BOX! --> Pound out Vivaldi's | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Sun Aug 30 1992 22:11 | 0 |
396.13823 | Pound out Vivaldi's -> Roll over Beethoven | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Sun Aug 30 1992 23:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.13824 | Roll over Beethoven --> Mannheim Steamroller | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Mon Aug 31 1992 09:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.13825 | Mannheim Steamroller --> Steamboat Willie | JGODCL::APETERS | I like {VAX|Bank}notes | Mon Aug 31 1992 10:33 | 0 |
396.13826 | Steamboat Willie -> Mickey Mouse | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Save me, Powdered-Toast Man ! | Mon Aug 31 1992 10:56 | 1 |
| Wasn't "Steamboat Willie" the first Mickey Mouse cartoon?
|
396.13827 | Mickey Mouse -> Ticky Tacky -> Cracker Jack -> BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | Keep on keepin' on... | Tue Sep 01 1992 10:50 | 0 |
396.13828 | BOX! -> Hot Box -> Alpha -> Alphabet | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Tue Sep 01 1992 11:32 | 8 |
| Hey ::KENAH, you tryin' ta kill off this topic by persistently
strangling it?? In the face of the prevalent low contribution rate
into JOYOFLEX, imho this is wrong... We need whatever UNSEENs we can
get... :-) :-)
OmyGosh, did I just DEFEND word-association-football? I guess I _am_
desperate... :-(
|
396.13829 | alphabet => depression | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Tue Sep 01 1992 12:10 | 5 |
|
All this BOXing was getting me depressed ... so ...
alphabet => soup => crackers => animal crackers => Alice's Restaurant
=> Arlo Guthrie => Woody Guthrie => depression
|
396.13830 | depression --> tongue | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Tue Sep 01 1992 13:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.13831 | tongue >- cheek >- joyoflex | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Sep 01 1992 13:19 | 0 |
396.13832 | 'tongue->cheek->joyoflex' -> lapsus linguae | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Tue Sep 01 1992 13:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.13833 | | VMSMKT::KENAH | Keep on keepin' on... | Tue Sep 01 1992 14:40 | 0 |
396.13834 | | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, and rarely on time | Tue Sep 01 1992 14:55 | 1 |
| btw, Andrew, re .13833 -- MAJOR giggles!!
|
396.13835 | I gotta crow! --> Heckle or Jeckle? | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Wed Sep 02 1992 09:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.13836 | Heckle or Jeckle ==> Hyde | COOKIE::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Wed Sep 02 1992 10:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.13837 | Hyde -> Hide, Hide, The Cow's Outside | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Wed Sep 02 1992 12:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.13838 | the cow's outside --> shut the barn door | POWDML::SATOW | | Wed Sep 02 1992 13:52 | 0 |
396.13839 | shut the barn door => but the horse has already bolted | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Wed Sep 02 1992 16:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.13840 | but the horse has already bolted => nut bolts and screws | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Wed Sep 02 1992 22:47 | 0 |
396.13841 | nut bolts and screws --> lock, stock, & barrel | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Thu Sep 03 1992 13:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.13842 | | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Save me, Powdered-Toast Man ! | Thu Sep 03 1992 14:17 | 1 |
| lock, stock & barrel -> roll out the barrel -> Everybody Polka!
|
396.13843 | Connect the dots | POWDML::SATOW | | Thu Sep 03 1992 17:00 | 6 |
| +--> And a vun, and a two --+
| |
Everybody Polka!--+ +---> Connect the dots
| |
+-----------> Dots ---------+
|
396.13844 | Dots -> Pixels -> TV -> Idiot BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | Keep on keepin' on... | Thu Sep 03 1992 17:42 | 0 |
396.13845 | Idiot box ==> idiot ==> idiot savant | COOKIE::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Thu Sep 03 1992 17:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.13846 | idiot savant -> Pi to 3000 places | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 08 1992 13:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.13847 | Pi to 3000 places ==> very small slices | COOKIE::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Tue Sep 08 1992 13:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.13848 | very small slices => acute comment | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Buddy, can youse paradigm? | Tue Sep 08 1992 14:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.13849 | acute comment ==> obtuse comment | COOKIE::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Tue Sep 08 1992 15:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.13850 | obtuse comment==>obese moment | CALS::THACKERAY | | Tue Sep 08 1992 15:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.13851 | obese moment --> pregnant moment | POWDML::SATOW | | Tue Sep 08 1992 17:48 | 0 |
396.13852 | pregnant moment --> expectant present | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Sep 08 1992 20:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.13853 | present --> gift BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | Keep on keepin' on... | Wed Sep 09 1992 10:36 | 0 |
396.13854 | gift BOX ==> BOX | COOKIE::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Wed Sep 09 1992 13:09 | 2 |
| Let's see if a complete circle back to the base note causes
the world (or at least Digital) to end.
|
396.13855 | BOX -> nap | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Sep 09 1992 14:26 | 9 |
|
BOX => BO + X => BO + Y => BOY => Child => Children => ( Gr. Kind )
^ |
when x = y v
Kindergarten
|
v
|
396.13856 | nap -> sack | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Sep 09 1992 16:39 | 1 |
| I know.
|
396.13857 | sack => sackbut => krummhorn | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Buddy, can youse paradigm? | Wed Sep 09 1992 16:43 | 2 |
| Whew, glad I got here before Andrew Kenah! :-)
|
396.13858 | krummhorn => Mukkinese battlehorn | LINGO::KNOWLES | Spelling chequers are knot the hole answer | Thu Sep 10 1992 08:55 | 4 |
| But `sackbut' was crying out for `=> Malmsey', wasn't it? Ah well. De gustibus
non thingummy.
b
|
396.13859 | Mukkinese battlehorn --> A Mystery | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Fri Sep 11 1992 00:10 | 2 |
|
|
396.13860 | <A Mystery --> A MRS. Tree> | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Fri Sep 11 1992 02:55 | 3 |
|
|
396.13861 | A Mrs. Tree --> and lands in the water hazard | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Fri Sep 11 1992 05:08 | 0 |
396.13862 | and lands in the water hazard -> Mario and Luigi | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Sep 11 1992 11:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.13863 | Mario and Luigi --> Spiny Norman | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Fri Sep 11 1992 11:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.13864 | Spiny Norman --> Norman Spinrad | STAR::CANTOR | Dave Cantor | Tue Sep 15 1992 00:17 | 0 |
396.13865 | Norman Spinrad -> Norman Schwartzkopf | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Buddy, can youse paradigm? | Wed Sep 16 1992 14:03 | 2 |
| ... someone get us out of this name-association-football mode ...
|
396.13866 | Norman Schwartzkopf -> blackhead | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Wed Sep 16 1992 14:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.13867 | blackhead -> 396.13730 -> black hand -> Cosa Nostra | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Buddy, can youse paradigm? | Wed Sep 16 1992 15:09 | 2 |
| (whew, that was close!)
|
396.13868 | Cosa Nostra -> Family Values ( :-) ) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 17 1992 10:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.13869 | Family Values -> Garotte | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | R80ST | Thu Sep 17 1992 11:25 | 3 |
| Family Values -> Family Ties -> the Tie that Binds -> Garotte
Cosa Nostra ------------------------------------------^
|
396.13870 | Garotte --> necktie | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Thu Sep 17 1992 11:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.13871 | necktie ---> black tie ---> | VNABRW::OSLANSKY_W | | Thu Sep 17 1992 11:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.13872 | black tie ---> black belt ---> | VNABRW::OSLANSKY_W | | Thu Sep 17 1992 11:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.13873 | | VNABRW::OSLANSKY_W | | Thu Sep 17 1992 11:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.13874 | | CALS::DESELMS | Reachin' for that High C | Thu Sep 17 1992 14:14 | 0 |
396.13875 | Buddha -> Can you spare a dime? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 17 1992 16:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.13876 | Buddha, can you spare a dime? => Mind if I smoke? | CRADAN::KALIKOW | Buddy, can youse paradigm? | Thu Sep 17 1992 16:54 | 2 |
| (somehow, I felt called upon... :-)
|
396.13877 | Mind if I smoke? --> Light my fire | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Thu Sep 17 1992 17:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.13878 | Light my fire -> more heat than light | NECSC::BIELSKI | but I *AM* smiling... | Thu Sep 17 1992 18:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.13879 | six worm glow volts | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Sep 17 1992 19:53 | 6 |
| Mind if I smoke? Don't care if your burst into flames!
< more heat than light --> Volkswagen headlights --> six worm glow
volts >
dj
|
396.13880 | six work glow volts -> glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmer | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Thu Sep 17 1992 22:21 | 0 |
396.13881 | glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmer --> Digital's sales | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Thu Sep 17 1992 22:55 | 0 |
396.13882 | Digital's Sales -> runneth over | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Sep 18 1992 11:41 | 1 |
| Digital's sales -> Digital's Sails -> America's Cup ->
|
396.13883 | runneth over -> run-on sentences | CRADAN::KALIKOW | Buddy, can youse paradigm? | Fri Sep 18 1992 12:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.13884 | run-on sentences -> concurrent sentences | NECSC::BIELSKI | but I *AM* smiling... | Fri Sep 18 1992 16:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.13885 | concurrent sentences --> life and times | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Fri Sep 18 1992 16:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.13886 | life and times -> Reader's Digest and Newsweeks | NECSC::BIELSKI | All's well that ends | Sun Sep 20 1992 11:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.13887 | Newsweek -> I Had Bigfoot's Baby ! | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Save me, Powdered-Toast Man ! | Mon Sep 21 1992 17:31 | 1 |
| Newsweek -> Weekly World News -> I Had Bigfoot's Baby !
|
396.13888 | I Had Bigfoot's Baby -> The agony of De-Feat? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 22 1992 09:17 | 2 |
| Another Murphy Brown?
|
396.13889 | agony of De-Feat -> non-Olympic event | NECSC::BIELSKI | All's well that ends | Wed Sep 23 1992 10:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.13890 | non-Olympc event -> Synchronized Swimming ? | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Save me, Powdered-Toast Man ! | Wed Sep 23 1992 10:51 | 1 |
| the possiblities are endless...
|
396.13891 | Synchronized Swimming? -> Pool Sharks? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 24 1992 09:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.13892 | Pool Sharks? => lounge lizards | LINGO::KNOWLES | Spelling chequers are knot the hole answer | Thu Sep 24 1992 09:26 | 0 |
396.13893 | (lounge) lizards --> snake-eyes --> BOXcars | VMSMKT::KENAH | Keep on keepin' on... | Thu Sep 24 1992 12:29 | 0 |
396.13894 | BOXcars --> ridin' the rails | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Thu Sep 24 1992 12:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.13895 | ridin' the rails -> Choo Choo Charlie was an Engineer | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Save me, Powdered-Toast Man ! | Thu Sep 24 1992 16:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.13896 | Choo Choo Charlie was an Engineer --> Gandy Dancer | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Sep 24 1992 19:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.13897 | Gandy Dancer --> Kerry Dancer | VNABRW::OSLANSKY_W | | Fri Sep 25 1992 07:51 | 0 |
396.13898 | Kerry Dancer --> Titanic | VNABRW::OSLANSKY_W | | Fri Sep 25 1992 07:52 | 0 |
396.13899 | Titanic --> Digital? | VNABRW::OSLANSKY_W | | Fri Sep 25 1992 07:52 | 0 |
396.13900 | Digital? --> Still Going Strong | VNABRW::OSLANSKY_W | | Fri Sep 25 1992 07:55 | 0 |
396.13901 | Still Going Strong --> Johnny Walker | VNABRW::OSLANSKY_W | | Fri Sep 25 1992 07:56 | 0 |
396.13902 | Johnny Walker --> Scotch | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Fri Sep 25 1992 13:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.13903 | Scotch => Places where English completely disappears | RDVAX::KALIKOW | TFSO GHWB | Fri Sep 25 1992 16:18 | 7 |
| from "My Fair Lady" by (?) Lerner & Loew (??), Prof. Higgins' number
entitled "Why can't the English learn to speak?"
"The Scotch and the Irish leave you close to tears."
"There even are places where English _completely disappears!_"
|
396.13904 | ...-> Everything's great in America! | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Save me, Powdered-Toast Man ! | Fri Sep 25 1992 17:32 | 5 |
| In America, they haven't spoken it for years -->
Everythings great in America
(West Side Story, Bernstein/Sondheim (?))
(who *was* the lyricist?)
|
396.13905 | Everything's great in America! -> paved with gold | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Sep 28 1992 08:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.13906 | gold --> Strong BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | Keep on keepin' on... | Mon Sep 28 1992 11:30 | 2 |
| P.S. -- Sondheim was the lyricist for "West Side Story" Bernstein
was the composer.
|
396.13907 | gold --> Strong BOX --> Fort Knox | GAVEL::SATOW | | Mon Sep 28 1992 16:34 | 5 |
| re: a few back
Wasn't it "Everythng's FREE in America"?
|
396.13908 | Fort Knox -> Knock Knock | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Save me, Powdered-Toast Man ! | Tue Sep 29 1992 22:50 | 1 |
| I think there were several "Everything's ... in America" lines
|
396.13909 | knock Knock --> ouch! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Sep 30 1992 04:45 | 14 |
| a french knock knock joke?
Frappe Frappe
Qui est la?
Lorste.
lorste qui?
oui!
|
396.13910 | ouch! -> my knees hurt | NECSC::BIELSKI | Are we there yet? | Thu Oct 01 1992 11:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.13911 | my knees hurt -> thirty fleeing fleas | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Thu Oct 01 1992 12:18 | 0 |
396.13912 | thirty fleeing fleas --> twenty flying flies | GAVEL::SATOW | | Thu Oct 01 1992 14:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.13913 | twenty flying flies -> ten little endians | NECSC::BIELSKI | Are we there yet? | Thu Oct 01 1992 15:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.13914 | ten little indians -> and then there were nine | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Thu Oct 01 1992 15:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.13915 | and then there were nine -> RAY-O-VAC | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Oct 01 1992 16:06 | 4 |
|
? Ok, I'm still wondering about .13911 ( 'tho I hate to admit it )
? help
|
396.13916 | RAY-O-VAC -> Speed Of Light | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Tue Oct 06 1992 16:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.13917 | Speed Of Light --> c | CALS::DESELMS | Reachin' for that High C | Tue Oct 06 1992 16:38 | 3 |
|
|
396.13918 | c -> a square deal | NECSC::BIELSKI | Are we there yet? | Tue Oct 06 1992 18:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.13919 | a square deal -> Ace | PEKING::RANWELLJ | Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy | Wed Oct 07 1992 03:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.13920 | Ace --> sleeve | GAVEL::SATOW | | Wed Oct 07 1992 09:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.13921 | sleeve -> vinyl | PEKING::RANWELLJ | Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy | Wed Oct 07 1992 10:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.13922 | sleeve -> cuff -> BOX | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Save me, Powdered-Toast Man ! | Wed Oct 07 1992 10:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.13923 | 'cuff->BOX' => WHO CLONED ANDREW K. :-) ?? | RDVAX::KALIKOW | TFSO GHWB | Wed Oct 07 1992 12:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.13924 | plastic replica | GAVEL::SATOW | | Wed Oct 07 1992 16:11 | 9 |
|
+-->cuff-->BOX-->Who cloned Andrew K.?--+
| |
sleeve--+ +--> plastic replica
| |
+-------------->vinyl-------------------+
|
396.13925 | plastic replica -> Telegraph Key | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 07 1992 17:02 | 10 |
| plastic replica -> figurine -> statue ->
song flash ... "I don't care if it rains or freezes
slong's I got my plastic jesus
sittin' on the dashboard of my car"
......
( Interlude: Can't leave any car word! AK will (glove)box it. )
dashboard ->
|
396.13926 | Dashboard -> director | PEKING::RANWELLJ | Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy | Thu Oct 08 1992 03:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.13927 | dashboard -> no gloveBOX -> motorbike | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | R80ST | Thu Oct 08 1992 07:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.13929 | dead heat | NECSC::BIELSKI | Are we there yet? | Thu Oct 08 1992 09:45 | 10 |
|
^
|
director --> referee --|
|
motorbike --> race -->--|
|
I was first -->--|
|
396.13930 | dead heat -> Hell | PEKING::RANWELLJ | I read the news today... | Thu Oct 08 1992 09:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.13931 | Hell -> ... freezes over -> news flash! | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | R80ST | Thu Oct 08 1992 13:02 | 6 |
|
Re:.28 Apologies. But it has happened more often... or even combining
from a couple back (as you've seen). It's just a game :-)
|
396.13932 | news flash! -> Gall | PEKING::RANWELLJ | I read the news today... | Fri Oct 09 1992 03:43 | 3 |
| No worries, (note .13931 deleted)
Jon
|
396.13933 | Gall->Gallup->opinion poll->elections | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | R80ST | Fri Oct 09 1992 07:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.13934 | elections -> Chinese hard-ons | PEKING::RANWELLJ | comfortably numb | Fri Oct 09 1992 07:56 | 1 |
| Couldn't bear to let it get on to politics...yawn!
|
396.13935 | Chinese hard-ons -> overcooked wontons | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Save me, Powdered-Toast Man ! | Fri Oct 09 1992 08:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.13936 | overcooked wontons -> half-baked wantons | NECSC::BIELSKI | It's just another Oz | Fri Oct 09 1992 14:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.13937 | | VMSMKT::KENAH | There's three sides to every story... | Fri Oct 09 1992 17:41 | 0 |
396.13938 | | STAR::CANTOR | Dave Cantor | Fri Oct 09 1992 22:49 | 0 |
396.13939 | | RDVAX::KALIKOW | TFSO GHWB | Sat Oct 10 1992 09:45 | 11 |
396.13940 | | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Tue Oct 13 1992 09:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.13941 | Harley Dionnes -> Davidson Warwicks | CALS::DESELMS | Reachin' for that High C | Tue Oct 13 1992 14:30 | 0 |
396.13942 | Davidson Warwicks --> Harley and Rose | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Oct 13 1992 18:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.13943 | Harley and Rose -> Axl on a Hog | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Save me, Powdered-Toast Man ! | Tue Oct 13 1992 21:07 | 1 |
| (Shakespeare seemed to cliched)
|
396.13944 | Axl on a Hog -> Spit roast | PEKING::RANWELLJ | comfortably numb | Wed Oct 14 1992 03:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.13945 | Spit Roast -> Hog on an Axle | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Oct 14 1992 08:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.13946 | Hog on an Axle -> Pig on a motorbike | PEKING::RANWELLJ | Smoke me a kipper... | Wed Oct 14 1992 09:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.13947 | Pig on a motorbike -> Puddle jumper on a Puddle jumper | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 14 1992 09:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.13948 | Puddle Jumper on a Puddle Jumper -->Jemina Puddleduck's Drake | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Oct 14 1992 18:44 | 17 |
|
Re <<< Note 396.13943 by SUBWAY::BONNELL "Save me, Powdered-Toast Man !" >>>
(Shakespeare seemed to cliched)
Cliched : vnt.. : to pale
"Hearing the brakes, John visibly clicheded!"
;-)
|
396.13949 | Drake -> Sir Francis | SUBWAY::BONNELL | Save me, Powdered-Toast Man ! | Wed Oct 14 1992 22:32 | 1 |
| Ok. Ok. I can't type.
|
396.13950 | Francis->Bacon-> .. and eggs | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | R80ST | Thu Oct 15 1992 12:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.13951 | .. and eggs --> .. and wise | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Oct 15 1992 19:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.13952 | and wise -> Morecambe | PEKING::RANWELLJ | Smoke me a kipper... | Fri Oct 16 1992 04:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.13953 | Morecambe -> Pseudonym | KERNEL::MORRIS | Which universe did you dial? | Fri Oct 16 1992 04:55 | 4 |
| Morecambe -> Lancashire
Lancashire -> Red Rose
Red Rose -> "A rose by any other name"
"..other name" -> Pseudonym
|
396.13954 | Pseudonym -> mercenary | SUBWAY::BONNELL | If you don't VOTE you can't complain | Fri Oct 16 1992 10:00 | 1 |
| Pseudonym -> nom de guerre -> mercenary
|
396.13955 | mercenary --> Dorsai | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Fri Oct 16 1992 10:38 | 2 |
| The Dorsai are a planet of mercenaries in Gordon Dickson's science
fiction series The Childe Cycle.
|
396.13956 | Dorsai --> knock knock | GAVEL::SATOW | | Fri Oct 16 1992 11:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.13957 | knock knock -> night night | CALS::DESELMS | Reachin' for that High C | Fri Oct 16 1992 11:49 | 0 |
396.13958 | night night -> night sight -> night sigh | VNABRW::OSLANSKY_W | | Fri Oct 16 1992 11:56 | 0 |
396.13959 | night sigh -> grim reaper | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 16 1992 13:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.13960 | asunder | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun Oct 18 1992 21:08 | 2 |
| night sigh --> nigh sigh --> nisi --> separation --> apart --> asunder
grim reaper --/
|
396.13961 | asunder > as-under > antipodes | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Mon Oct 19 1992 06:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.13962 | .. -> Mohammed | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | R80ST | Mon Oct 19 1992 09:19 | 1 |
| antipodes -> antelopes -> ant elopes -> anthill -> molehill -> mountain
|
396.13963 | Mo hammed -> it up | JARETH::MCGAN | Life's too short for warm beer | Mon Oct 19 1992 17:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.13964 | it up --> it down --> it in --> it out -->hokey cokey | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon Oct 19 1992 23:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.13965 | hokey cokey -> realise | PEKING::RANWELLJ | Smoke me a kipper... | Tue Oct 20 1992 06:22 | 5 |
| hokey -> hockey -> ice \
\
>-- real ice -> realise
/
cokey -> coke -> the real thing /
|
396.13966 | realise -> RE: Alice | VNABRW::OSLANSKY_W | | Tue Oct 20 1992 07:13 | 0 |
396.13967 | Alice -> beer | PEKING::RANWELLJ | Smoke me a kipper... | Tue Oct 20 1992 07:39 | 2 |
| Alice -> Cooper -> barrel maker -> beer
|
396.13968 | beer -> one who is | CALS::DESELMS | Reachin' for that High C | Tue Oct 20 1992 08:13 | 0 |
396.13969 | (one) [Dr.] WHO (is) --> Call BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | There's three sides to every story... | Tue Oct 20 1992 09:18 | 0 |
396.13970 | Call BOX --> always out of order | WMOIS::KOWALEWICZ_M | I saw the light at Little Brewster! | Tue Oct 20 1992 10:22 | 0 |
396.13971 | always out of order -> order of always out | PEKING::RANWELLJ | Smoke me a kipper... | Tue Oct 20 1992 10:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.13972 | | GAVEL::SATOW | | Tue Oct 20 1992 10:45 | 5 |
|
always out of order -> order of always out -> order of odd fellows
|
396.13973 | Loyal Order of Odd Fellows --> LOOF --> OOTB --> Out of the BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | There's three sides to every story... | Tue Oct 20 1992 11:18 | 0 |
396.13974 | Out of the BOX ==> BOX | COOKIE::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Tue Oct 20 1992 12:09 | 2 |
| I keep returning to the note that started all this, but somehow
closing the loop never seems to end it.
|
396.13975 | BOX ==> all BOXed in ==> BOX ==> BOX | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Tue Oct 20 1992 21:34 | 0 |
396.13976 | Box --> Job | STAR::CANTOR | Dave Cantor | Wed Oct 21 1992 00:30 | 5 |
| "Freezing you is my job."
Box, in Logan's Run.
Dave C.
|
396.13977 | Job ---> TFSO --> rsvp --> co-can-do--> TFSO -->new Job | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Oct 21 1992 03:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.13978 | new Job -> same old me | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Oct 21 1992 18:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.13979 | same old me -> Nick Danger | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Thu Oct 22 1992 09:15 | 1 |
| same old me -> same old place -> the old Same place -> Nick Danger
|
396.13980 | Nick Danger -> Lone Ranger | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Schizos for Clinton/Bush!! | Thu Oct 22 1992 17:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.13981 | Lone Ranger -> single burner | JARETH::MCGAN | Life's too short for warm beer | Thu Oct 22 1992 17:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.13982 | single burner -> single malt -> single male | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Schizos for Clinton/Bush!! | Thu Oct 22 1992 18:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.13983 | single malt / single male -> the joys of life | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | printf(halloc(world)\n) | Thu Oct 22 1992 18:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.13984 | the joys of life -> ... -> ENOUGHT ALREADY !! | SUBWAY::BONNELL | If you don't VOTE you can't complain | Thu Oct 22 1992 21:41 | 1 |
| The joys of life -> the joy of sex -> Madonna -> ENOUGH ALREADY !!!
|
396.13985 | the joys of life --> and a cigarette after.... | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Oct 22 1992 21:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.13986 | and a cigarette after.... --> | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Thu Oct 22 1992 22:20 | 1 |
| (Translation: gagged)
|
396.13987 | gagged => gag me with a spoon -> Witherspoon | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Schizos for Clinton/Bush!! | Thu Oct 22 1992 22:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.13988 | Witherspoon --> freedom --> celebration --> firecracker | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Sat Oct 24 1992 16:06 | 2 |
| My ancestor James Witherspoon's brother John signed the Declaration of
Independence as a member of the New Jersey delegation.
|
396.13989 | firecracker --> layoffdeveloper | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Sun Oct 25 1992 21:42 | 0 |
396.13990 | layoffdeveloper -> skyhighphotographer | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Oct 26 1992 14:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.13991 | skyhighphotographer >- Hubble | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Mon Oct 26 1992 20:10 | 1 |
| If that's how you spell the name of the space telescope.
|
396.13992 | Hubble --> Dubble Bubble | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Tue Oct 27 1992 09:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.13993 | Dubble Bubble --> Toil and Trouble | GAVEL::SATOW | | Tue Oct 27 1992 09:16 | 0 |
396.13994 | Toil and Trouble -> Wife | PEKING::RANWELLJ | The tide is turning | Tue Oct 27 1992 09:32 | 1 |
| Toil and Trouble -> Trouble and Strife -> Wife
|
396.13995 | Toil and Trouble -> Toilet Trouble | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Tue Oct 27 1992 09:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.13996 | Toilet Trouble -> Wife | PEKING::RANWELLJ | The tide is turning | Tue Oct 27 1992 09:39 | 2 |
| Toilet Trouble -> second and third parts of *my* reply still apply ;^)
|
396.13997 | wife -> wiffle-ball | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Schizos for Clinton/Bush!! | Wed Oct 28 1992 07:35 | 2 |
| :-)
|
396.13998 | wiffle-ball -> wimp'll bawl | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Oct 28 1992 11:46 | 1 |
| too much election year TV
|
396.13999 | wimp'll bawl -> shrimp'll crawl | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Oct 29 1992 09:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.14000 | shripm'll crawl --> shrimpers'll trawl | GAVEL::SATOW | | Thu Oct 29 1992 09:29 | 0 |
396.14001 | shrimpers'll trawl -> king's catch | PEKING::RANWELLJ | Eat your words but don't go hungry | Thu Oct 29 1992 09:55 | 1 |
| You &^$*, I've been waiting for days for that 14000!
|
396.14002 | king's catch -> close, but no cigar | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | printf(halloc(world)\n) | Thu Oct 29 1992 11:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.14003 | close, but no cigar >- now you can start waiting for 15000 | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Thu Oct 29 1992 12:23 | 0 |
396.14004 | ...waiting for 15000 -> Methuselah | RETRET::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Oct 29 1992 15:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.14005 | Methuselah --> JF Sebastian | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Thu Oct 29 1992 21:35 | 1 |
| (Guess who just saw "Blade Runner".)
|
396.14006 | JF Sebastian -> Yogi Bear | JARETH::MCGAN | Life's too short for warm beer | Fri Oct 30 1992 08:29 | 2 |
| JF Sebastian -> Sebastian Cabot -> Cabot Lodge -> lodge -> jam -> jelly
-> jellystone park -> yogi bear
|
396.14007 | Yogi Bear --> furry guru | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Fri Oct 30 1992 10:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.14008 | Furry guru - > T. Rex | SUBWAY::BONNELL | If you don't VOTE you can't complain | Fri Oct 30 1992 13:44 | 1 |
| Furry Guru -> Metal Guru -> T. Rex
|
396.14009 | T. Rex --> Star Trex | GAVEL::SATOW | | Fri Oct 30 1992 14:12 | 4 |
| re: .14001
Sorry. But don't despair. By my calculations, .15000 should come up around
Christmas, 1993.
|
396.14010 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Fri Oct 30 1992 14:13 | 2 |
| < T. Rex -> dinosaur X >
|
396.14011 | dinosaur X => antique graphics terminal protocol | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Le not juste | Sat Oct 31 1992 12:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.14012 | antique graphics terminal protocol --> Protocol --> Goldie Hawn | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Sat Oct 31 1992 16:11 | 8 |
| re .14009
>Sorry. But don't despair. By my calculations, .15000 should come up around
>Christmas, 1993.
I'll be here. :-)
Dan
|
396.14013 | Goldie Hawn -> Laugh-In's Pawn | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Sun Nov 01 1992 22:46 | 0 |
396.14014 | Laugh-In's Pawn => Devil Spawn | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Le not juste | Mon Nov 02 1992 01:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.14015 | Devil Spawn --> Damien | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Mon Nov 02 1992 09:28 | 4 |
| Re some distance back.
When you've been here 150 million years, then you can say the dinosaurs
were a failure.
|
396.14016 | Damien => Silent on a peak in Darien | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Le not juste | Mon Nov 02 1992 09:44 | 12 |
| and re .14015 Dick, I don't recall anyone having said that the
dinosaurs were a failure... I made an invidious comparison between the
antiquity of dinosaurs and my view of the X protocol, to be sure...
But I (at least) didn't say that _they_ were a failure...
(... and not to rathole W-A-F with too much work-wonkishness, but I am
am also not saying that X is a failure, but rather that it is an attempt
to lengthen the life of the imho totally superannuated terminal paradigm
under the "protective coloration" of the client-server paradigm ...:-)
Dan
|
396.14017 | Silent on a peak in Darien -> Connecticut guru | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Nov 03 1992 18:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.14018 | Connecticut guru -> Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Le not juste | Tue Nov 03 1992 19:13 | 16 |
| BTW, since I read into .14017 a bit of "where did THAT come from??",
.14016 was a vague recollection of an important line of some
19th-century poem about, I suppose, Balboa upon the discovery of the
Pacific Ocean. Or was it Cortez?
... shuffle-shuffle goes the Bartlett's ...
Then felt I like some watcher of the skies
When a new planet swims into his ken;
Or like stout Cortez when with eagle eyes
He star'd at the Pacific -- and all his men
Look'd at each other with a wild surmise --
Silent, upon a peak in Darien.
John Keats, 1795-1821
|
396.14019 | Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court --> Dinosaur | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Tue Nov 03 1992 22:06 | 1 |
| (Intermediate step: X patriot)
|
396.14020 | Dinosaur => Flintstone | FORTY2::KNOWLES | Spelling chequers ah knot the hole answer | Wed Nov 04 1992 08:32 | 7 |
396.14021 | Flintstone -> Flint and steel | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Wed Nov 04 1992 10:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.14022 | Flint and Steel -> GM and Pittsburgh | SUBWAY::BONNELL | If you don't VOTE you can't complain | Wed Nov 04 1992 20:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.14023 | GM and Pittsburgh ==> Three Rivers | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Nov 04 1992 22:46 | 0 |
396.14024 | Three Rivers ==> Blood, Sweat, and Tears | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Wed Nov 04 1992 22:58 | 0 |
396.14025 | [an epsilon loop] | VNABRW::OSLANSKY_W | | Thu Nov 05 1992 06:06 | 4 |
| Blood, Sweat, and Tears ---> Winston Churchill ---> "no sports!" --->
myself (200 lbs) ---> bye-bye, gang! ---> leaving the company --->
Blood, Sweat, and Tears
|
396.14026 | B S & T --> Mr. Clean | GAVEL::SATOW | | Thu Nov 05 1992 08:34 | 15 |
|
Blood, Sweat, and Tears--> no toil--> less toil --> Mr. Clean
Blood Sweat and Tears is the singing group; I believe Churchills phrase was
"blood, toil, tear, and sweat>'
"Lestoil" is the brand name for a household cleaner, as is "Mr. Clean"
re: .14025 Best wishes for the future.
Clay
|
396.14027 | Mr. Clean -> Janitor in a Drum -> Custodian in a BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | I think it's about -- forgiveness | Thu Nov 05 1992 10:04 | 0 |
396.14028 | Custodian in a BOX ==> BOX | COOKIE::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Thu Nov 05 1992 10:34 | 1 |
| and the largest possible macro loop.
|
396.14029 | BOX --> ears (soundly!) | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Thu Nov 05 1992 11:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.14030 | | GAVEL::SATOW | | Thu Nov 05 1992 11:48 | 3 |
| ears (soundly!) --> 'ears soundly --> sees sightly
|
396.14031 | sees slightly -> smells horrendously | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Nov 05 1992 15:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.14032 | smells horrendously -> touches tactfully | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 05 1992 16:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.14033 | Touches tactfully -> How tasteful | SUBWAY::BONNELL | If you don't VOTE you can't complain | Thu Nov 05 1992 20:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.14034 | How tasteful -> ISO Extended Pascal | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Thu Nov 05 1992 21:43 | 1 |
| In contrast to a recent entry, I must protest that C's unsightly.
|
396.14035 | ISO Extended Pascal --> Scud II | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Fri Nov 06 1992 09:17 | 1 |
| Scud == anagram of UCSD
|
396.14036 | Scud II => it's CUD to cows => grass => grass is always greener | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Le not juste | Fri Nov 06 1992 09:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.14037 | grass is always greener --> over the septic tank | GAVEL::SATOW | | Fri Nov 06 1992 10:06 | 1 |
| re: .14034 -- didn't say it was UNsightly
|
396.14038 | tank -> "tanks" for the memories | SUBWAY::BONNELL | If you don't VOTE you can't complain | Fri Nov 06 1992 12:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.14039 | "tanks" for the memories --> hopelessly | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Nov 06 1992 14:16 | 0 |
396.14040 | hopelessly -> Bing! It just hit me... | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Nov 06 1992 16:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.14041 | Bing! -> Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Mon Nov 09 1992 10:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.14042 | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young >- Dewy, Cheatem, and Howe | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Mon Nov 09 1992 12:48 | 0 |
396.14043 | Dewy, Cheatem, and Howe -> Doolittle & Chargemoor | PEKING::RANWELLJ | knock a little louder sugar! | Tue Nov 10 1992 03:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.14044 | Doolittle & Chargemoor -> Buzzin, Blynken & Crasht | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Nov 10 1992 16:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.14045 | Buzzin, Blynken, & Crasht => Wynken, Blynken & Nod | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Le not juste | Tue Nov 10 1992 17:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.14046 | | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue Nov 10 1992 18:32 | 0 |
396.14047 | | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Le not juste | Tue Nov 10 1992 18:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.14048 | | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue Nov 10 1992 18:42 | 0 |
396.14049 | Falling down -> Dead Ducks | SUBWAY::BONNELL | If you don't VOTE you can't complain | Tue Nov 10 1992 20:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.14050 | Dead Ducks -> Dumb Clucks | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Nov 10 1992 21:23 | 0 |
396.14051 | Dumb Clucks -> Dumb Blondes | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Wed Nov 11 1992 09:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.14052 | Dumb Blondes -> quiet fun | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Nov 11 1992 09:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.14053 | quiet fun ==> quite 'nuf! | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Nov 11 1992 19:30 | 0 |
396.14054 | | FORTY2::KNOWLES | Spelling chequers ah knot the hole answer | Thu Nov 12 1992 08:34 | 1 |
396.14055 | | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Buddy, can youse paradigm? | Thu Nov 12 1992 08:55 | 4 |
396.14056 | You asked... | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Thu Nov 12 1992 10:17 | 17 |
396.14057 | asafetida -> Gaseous Clay ( famous fighter ) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 12 1992 12:20 | 9 |
|
.14055 - When I'm at the beach, some dipped thongs make me do strange
things too!
.14056 - Dick, would you consider ghost writing the Supply Chain
Newsletters? :-)
|
396.14058 | Gaseous Clay --> Beans for Lunch | GAVEL::SATOW | | Thu Nov 12 1992 12:35 | 4 |
| I suggest you stay away from me after the aforementioned.
Clay
|
396.14059 | Lunch --> BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | I think it's about -- forgiveness | Thu Nov 12 1992 13:48 | 0 |
396.14060 | BOX! -> Pugilism | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Thu Nov 12 1992 13:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.14061 | Pugilism -> Cassius Clay -> A lean & hungry look | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Le not juste | Thu Nov 12 1992 13:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.14062 | A lean & hungry look -> a slave to fashion | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Nov 12 1992 17:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.14063 | a slave to fashion -> a soldier of fortune | KERNEL::MORRIS | Which universe did you dial? | Fri Nov 13 1992 04:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.14064 | a soldier of fortune --> stockbroker | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Fri Nov 13 1992 05:23 | 0 |
396.14065 | stockbroker -- broke stockholder | GAVEL::SATOW | | Fri Nov 13 1992 08:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.14066 | broke stockholder --> no connections | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Sun Nov 15 1992 16:27 | 1 |
| [Not that anyone has connections. Especially not politicians.]
|
396.14067 | no connections -> bad wiring | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | printf(halloc(world)\n) | Mon Nov 16 1992 03:18 | 1 |
| :-)
|
396.14068 | bad wiring >- short circuit | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Mon Nov 16 1992 09:59 | 0 |
396.14069 | short circuit -> one night stand | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 16 1992 10:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.14070 | one night stand -> one bureau | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Mon Nov 16 1992 10:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.14071 | one bureau -> FBI | SUBWAY::BONNELL | If you don't VOTE you can't complain | Mon Nov 16 1992 11:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.14072 | FBI --> Effin' Bloody Interference | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Mon Nov 16 1992 11:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.14073 | Effin' Bloody Interference --> Many Bureaucrats | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Mon Nov 16 1992 22:54 | 0 |
396.14074 | Many Bureaucrats/one bureau -> overcrowded | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | printf(halloc(world)\n) | Tue Nov 17 1992 09:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.14075 | overcrowded => J. Alfred Prufrock | RDVAX::KALIKOW | the Nattering Nabob of Noterism | Tue Nov 17 1992 11:17 | 2 |
| overcrowded => too many crows => Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" =>
J. Alfred Prufrock
|
396.14076 | J. Alfred Prufrock => Alfred E. Neuman | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Tue Nov 17 1992 20:03 | 0 |
396.14077 | Alfred E. Neuman => Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachewski | FORTY2::KNOWLES | Spelling chequers ah knot the hole answer | Wed Nov 18 1992 08:16 | 3 |
| And you all thought someone'd do `What me worry'.
b
|
396.14078 | .. -> Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | printf(halloc(world)\n) | Wed Nov 18 1992 10:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.14079 | ... -> Mark David Chapman | SUBWAY::BONNELL | If you don't VOTE you can't complain | Wed Nov 18 1992 20:06 | 1 |
| VI Ulyanov -> Lenin -> Lennon ->
|
396.14080 | Mark David Chapman --> Suzie Chapstick | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Nov 18 1992 21:29 | 0 |
396.14081 | Suzie Chapstick -> Sun Ra | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 19 1992 08:21 | 4 |
| Suzie Chapstick -> Sun Tan ->
^^^^^
|... When she is say, 60 years old, will she still be calling herself
Suzie?
|
396.14082 | Sun Ra -> Taj Mahal | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | printf(halloc(world)\n) | Thu Nov 19 1992 08:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.14083 | Taj Mahal --> Big Legged Women | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Thu Nov 19 1992 09:59 | 1 |
| Taj Mahal is a blues singer, BLW was one of his greatest hits.
|
396.14084 | BLW -> one-legged man -> Long John Silver | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | printf(halloc(world)\n) | Thu Nov 19 1992 10:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.14085 | Long John Silver => Anita Hill | RDVAX::KALIKOW | the Nattering Nabob of Noterism | Thu Nov 19 1992 11:10 | 3 |
| (just to forestall the obvious, for USA residents who were anywhere
near a TV in Oct. '91... :-)
|
396.14086 | Anita Hill -> Anita Vacation! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 19 1992 13:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.14087 | Anita Vacation --> A neato Vacation | SMURF::BINDER | Ut aperies opera | Thu Nov 19 1992 13:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.14088 | A neato Vacation -> I need a vocation | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Nov 19 1992 16:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.14089 | I need a vocation --> a kneading vocation--> baker | GAVEL::SATOW | | Thu Nov 19 1992 16:10 | 0 |
396.14090 | baker --> Long Dong Silver | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Thu Nov 19 1992 20:33 | 4 |
| Re .-a_few_back:
The guy who could carry two loaves of bread and a dozen bagels at once
was not named John.
|
396.14091 | Long Gone Livers | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Thu Nov 19 1992 22:50 | 0 |
396.14092 | Long Gone Livers --> No More Livermore | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Thu Nov 19 1992 22:59 | 1 |
| After the nukes?
|
396.14093 | No More Livermore -> Less is More | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Nov 20 1992 09:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.14094 | Less is More -> Here Lies Les Moore | CALS::DESELMS | Opera rulz | Fri Nov 20 1992 12:42 | 0 |
396.14095 | Here Lies Les Moore >- perjure | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Fri Nov 20 1992 12:54 | 0 |
396.14096 | perjure -> believe me, I'm lying | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Nov 20 1992 15:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.14097 | believe me, I'm lying --> Congress | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Nov 20 1992 20:26 | 0 |
396.14098 | ''believe me, I'm lying --> Congress'' => ''Do It recumbently'' | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Parody error, please retry | Sat Nov 21 1992 08:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.14099 | ''Do It recumbently'' -> flat | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 23 1992 13:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.14100 | flat --> earth | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Mon Nov 23 1992 15:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.14101 | earth --> mother | GAVEL::SATOW | | Mon Nov 23 1992 16:58 | 0 |
396.14102 | mother --> board | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Mon Nov 23 1992 21:18 | 0 |
396.14103 | mother --> plucker | GLADYS::ORME | MadVax | Mon Nov 23 1992 21:25 | 0 |
396.14104 | stringless guitar | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Nov 24 1992 09:24 | 5 |
|
^
board ------| |
|-----|
plucker ----|
|
396.14105 | stringless guitar -> don't fret! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Nov 24 1992 09:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.14106 | don't fret! --> be happy | GAVEL::SATOW | | Tue Nov 24 1992 09:54 | 0 |
396.14107 | be happy --> Have a nice day. Now. | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue Nov 24 1992 13:51 | 0 |
396.14108 | Have a nice day. Now. -> Have an ice day. Snow. | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Nov 24 1992 14:25 | 2 |
| I bought an 's' to make this happen.
|
396.14109 | .-1 --> Not much. What's snow with you? | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Tue Nov 24 1992 19:49 | 0 |
396.14110 | ...snow with you? -> Same old flaky stuff | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Nov 25 1992 08:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.14111 | Same old flaky stuff --> Head and Shoulders | GAVEL::SATOW | | Wed Nov 25 1992 09:01 | 2 |
| brand name of an anti-dandruff shampoo
|
396.14112 | Head & Shoulders -> Shed & Holders | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Wed Nov 25 1992 10:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.14113 | Holder(s) --> BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | I think it's about -- forgiveness | Wed Nov 25 1992 10:09 | 0 |
396.14114 | Box -> Bowe | SUBWAY::BONNELL | If you don't VOTE you can't complain | Wed Nov 25 1992 10:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.14115 | Box --> Bowe --> Incident | GAVEL::SATOW | | Wed Nov 25 1992 12:02 | 0 |
396.14116 | Incident -> Indecent | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Wed Nov 25 1992 14:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.14117 | Indecent -> In descent | NECSC::BIELSKI | My other account is overdrawn. | Wed Nov 25 1992 16:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.14118 | In descent --> What color is an invisible parachute? | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Wed Nov 25 1992 20:06 | 0 |
396.14119 | What color is an invisible parachute? => Sskkaaaaiiieeee!!! | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Parody Error, Please Retry | Wed Nov 25 1992 20:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.14120 | Sskkaaaaiiieeee!!! --> is fallllllllllllling!!! | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Wed Nov 25 1992 20:15 | 0 |
396.14121 | is fallllllllllllling!!! --> and it can't get up | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Nov 25 1992 20:46 | 0 |
396.14122 | and it can't get up --> Digital stock | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Wed Nov 25 1992 23:31 | 0 |
396.14123 | Digital stock --> bytes on the hoof | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Fri Nov 27 1992 12:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.14124 | bytes on the hoof --> foot fetish | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Sat Nov 28 1992 21:48 | 0 |
396.14125 | foot fetish => fine fettle | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Parody Error, Please Retry | Sat Nov 28 1992 22:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.14126 | fine fettle --> of fish | GAVEL::SATOW | | Mon Nov 30 1992 08:10 | 0 |
396.14127 | of fish -> and cabbages and kings | NECSC::BIELSKI | My other account is overdrawn. | Mon Nov 30 1992 08:48 | 1 |
|
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396.14128 | 'of fish -> and cabbages and kings' => Broccoli, ... | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Parody Error, Please Retry | Mon Nov 30 1992 08:50 | 1 |
| ... the official Cabbage of Kings.
|
396.14129 | Broccoli =>....=> Gloria | KERNEL::MORRIS | Which universe did you dial? | Mon Nov 30 1992 08:57 | 2 |
| Broccoli => Cubby Broccoli => Cubby hole => Glory hole => Gloria
|
396.14130 | Gloria -> Mass appeal | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 30 1992 13:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.14131 | Mass appeal => Mass eye appeal => Mass. Eye & Ear Infirmary | RDVAX::KALIKOW | CyberSurfer | Mon Nov 30 1992 15:56 | 3 |
| (What can I say? I once did audiological/psychophysical research there,
and my wife had her life saved by a surgeon there 3 years ago...)
|
396.14132 | Mass. Eye & Ear Infirmary => Mass. Brain Infirmary => Digital | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Mon Nov 30 1992 19:19 | 1 |
| (Nothing personal)
|
396.14133 | Digital > Analog | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Mon Nov 30 1992 19:46 | 0 |
396.14134 | Analog => Og is Retentive | RDVAX::KALIKOW | CyberSurfer | Mon Nov 30 1992 19:59 | 2 |
| There. THAT oughta stop ya... :-)
|
396.14135 | Og is Retentive => Guru is TFSO'tive | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Tue Dec 01 1992 00:56 | 3 |
| >There. THAT oughta stop ya... :-)
Oughta stop wham?
|
396.14136 | Guru --> God-in-the-BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | You would walk on your lips, through busted glass... | Tue Dec 01 1992 08:44 | 0 |
396.14137 | God-in-the-BOX --> Deus Arcanus | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Tue Dec 01 1992 09:21 | 1 |
| Literal translation.
|
396.14138 | Deus Arcanus => Deus in Machina | RDVAX::KALIKOW | CyberSurfer | Tue Dec 01 1992 09:40 | 4 |
| Hmmm... How long can (or should!?) we keep this Latin stringus goingo?
:-) (Pardonnus)
|
396.14139 | Deus in Machina => Deus ex Machina => Deo Sex Machina => Madonna | RDVAX::KALIKOW | CyberSurfer | Tue Dec 01 1992 09:42 | 3 |
| (Hmmm... If "Madonna" can be construed as Latin, at least one more
Reply, 'twould seem... :-)
|
396.14140 | Madonna -> Did you think that money was heaven sent? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 01 1992 09:44 | 2 |
| ... from the Beatles ...
|
396.14141 | ..money was heaven sent -> have no cent | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | printf(halloc(world)\n) | Tue Dec 01 1992 09:58 | 1 |
|
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396.14142 | have no cent --> odorless | GAVEL::SATOW | | Tue Dec 01 1992 10:06 | 0 |
396.14143 | odorless -> cubicle | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 01 1992 11:59 | 2 |
|
odorless -> Oh. Door Less.
|
396.14144 | Cubicle => !!Stay AWAY, Andrew ::KENAH!! => Icicle => Canticle | RDVAX::KALIKOW | CyberSurfer | Tue Dec 01 1992 12:12 | 1 |
|
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396.14145 | Canticle --> Round --> Square --> BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | Even if, even if... | Tue Dec 01 1992 13:53 | 5 |
| Moi? %^}
Hey, it's my *job*!
{^% andrew %^}
|
396.14146 | 'Round => Square => Box' ==> ParadoxBox | RDVAX::KALIKOW | CyberSurfer | Tue Dec 01 1992 14:32 | 6 |
396.14147 | ParadoxBox -> perplexing gift | NECSC::BIELSKI | My other account is overdrawn. | Tue Dec 01 1992 15:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.14148 | perplexing gift --> What's this? | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue Dec 01 1992 21:28 | 0 |
396.14149 | What's this? --> What is the name of this book? | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Wed Dec 02 1992 01:09 | 0 |
396.14150 | What is ... -> Why take Photographs? | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | printf(halloc(world)\n) | Wed Dec 02 1992 08:14 | 1 |
| (the title of a book I browsed yesterday)
|
396.14151 | Why take Photographs? -> to eliminate the negative | NECSC::BIELSKI | Have we soft-landed yet-t-T-Tt-t-? | Wed Dec 02 1992 08:39 | 1 |
|
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396.14152 | eliminate the negative -> Polaroid | SUBWAY::BONNELL | If you don't VOTE you can't complain | Wed Dec 02 1992 09:13 | 1 |
|
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396.14153 | Polaroid --> This Land is your Land | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Wed Dec 02 1992 12:46 | 1 |
| Edwin Land, inventor of the Polaroid camera
|
396.14154 | This Land is your land -> WYIMAWMIY | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 02 1992 16:33 | 3 |
|
WYIMAWMIY == Whatever's yours is mine and ...
|
396.14155 | WYIMAWMIY --> WYSITWIRL | VMSMKT::KENAH | Even if, even if... | Wed Dec 02 1992 17:50 | 2 |
|
WYSITWIRL = "What you see is totally worthless in real life"
|
396.14156 | WYSITWIRL => As The World Twirls | RDVAX::KALIKOW | CyberSurfer | Wed Dec 02 1992 19:06 | 1 |
|
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396.14157 | As The World Twirls -> humongous parade | NECSC::BIELSKI | Have we soft-landed yet-t-T-Tt-t-? | Thu Dec 03 1992 10:11 | 1 |
|
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396.14158 | humongous parade --> 76 terabones | GAVEL::SATOW | | Thu Dec 03 1992 10:20 | 0 |
396.14159 | 76 terabones --> in the big charade | STAR::CANTOR | Dave Cantor | Thu Dec 03 1992 16:46 | 0 |
396.14160 | in the big charade => and 110 choc-ices | FORTY2::KNOWLES | DECspell ain't awl ewe kneed | Fri Dec 04 1992 08:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.14161 | choc-ices-->{stuff}-->BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | Even if, even if... | Fri Dec 04 1992 09:33 | 4 |
|
/-->choc[olate]\
choc-ices -->BOX!
\-->ice(s) /
|
396.14162 | {stuff}--> BOX! --> Chicago election | GAVEL::SATOW | | Fri Dec 04 1992 09:36 | 0 |
396.14163 | Chicago election -> population explosion | NECSC::BIELSKI | Have we soft-landed yet-t-T-Tt-t-? | Fri Dec 04 1992 09:46 | 1 |
|
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396.14164 | population explosion -> Thomas Malthus | IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$P | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Fri Dec 04 1992 11:08 | 1 |
|
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396.14165 | Thomas Malthus --> Leave it to Beaver | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Sat Dec 05 1992 12:06 | 0 |
396.14166 | Leave it to Beaver --> Beaver Bucks | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Sun Dec 06 1992 21:34 | 3 |
| (Canadian dollars.)
OK now, who's going to get to this one first? ;-)
|
396.14167 | Beaver Bucks -> Horse Cents ( :-)) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Dec 07 1992 08:37 | 8 |
| Beaver Bucks is a term used by loggers to describe trees felled
by the woodland creatures.
It is also used by orthodontists ( amongst themselves, of course )
to describe monies from clients with certain jaw/teeth problems.
(not)
|
396.14168 | Horse Cents -> the good ol' mil | NECSC::BIELSKI | Chronologically advantaged | Mon Dec 07 1992 09:18 | 4 |
| Can't recall exactly why they existed, but the mil was worth $0.001
and was used like the coins we all know. It was made of hard pressed
paper or something like that. WW II vintage? Anyway, wastrel that
I am, I've spent all of mine.
|
396.14169 | the good ol' mil --> she ain't what she used to be | STAR::CANTOR | Dave Cantor | Mon Dec 07 1992 10:57 | 14 |
| re .14168
It is spelled with two l's. 'Mill' means a thousandth, analogously to
'cent' meaning hundredth. A mill is a thousandth of a dollar (as you
said). However, the hard-pressed paper coins which were called mills
were really ration points. There red ones and blue ones, though I don't
know what the differences were. I have a few red ones in my coin
collection. I'm a little too young to remember how they were used, but
I *do* remember my grandmother and mother using them when I was a very
little boy. There might be more information on this stuff in the Trivia
conference (on FOO::). (Hit KP7 to add the Trivia conference to your
notebook.)
Dave C.
|
396.14170 | she ain't what she used to be --> Why you haven't changed a bit! | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Dec 07 1992 20:24 | 0 |
396.14171 | Why you haven't changed a bit! --> Cause I don't got a half-cent! | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Mon Dec 07 1992 22:42 | 8 |
| Mil was spelled with one l. My coin catalogs do not show any mils
having ever been issued by the U.S. However, my collection (and
two of my catalogs) include a coin for 1-rin, which means 1 mil and
even says 1 mil in English in addition to all the Japanese writing,
and was worth \0.001. In those days, \1 was equal to $1.
Meanwhile, in the US, $1 is 8 bits, $0.25 is 2 bits, and the title
of this note is meaningful.
|
396.14172 | Cause ... half-cent --> God bless you | GAVEL::SATOW | | Tue Dec 08 1992 08:33 | 10 |
| Cause I don't got a half-cent --> God bless you
From the line from the song:
If you haven't got a penny,
A ha' penny will do
If you haven't go a ha' penny,
Then God bless you
|
396.14173 | God bless you --> Achoo! | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue Dec 08 1992 09:02 | 0 |
396.14174 | Achoo! -> A Choo Choo Train | CALS::DESELMS | Opera rulz | Tue Dec 08 1992 10:14 | 0 |
396.14175 | Choo Choo Train -> Good'n'Plenty | SUBWAY::BONNELL | If you don't VOTE you can't complain | Tue Dec 08 1992 20:51 | 8 |
| Choo Choo Train -> Choo Choo Charlie -> Good'n'Plenty
(Before ::KENAH says something about BOXcars
regards...
...diane
|
396.14176 | Good'n'Plenty --> candy BOX | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Wed Dec 09 1992 04:16 | 3 |
| >(Before ::KENAH says something about BOXcars
OK, I'll say it. After all, you were asking for it.
|
396.14177 | candy BOX -> sweet tooth | NECSC::BIELSKI | Chronologically advantaged | Wed Dec 09 1992 09:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.14178 | sweet tooth >- cavity | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Dec 09 1992 12:12 | 0 |
396.14179 | cavity -> rathole alert! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 09 1992 12:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.14180 | rathole alert! -> a lert -> round tuit | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Dec 09 1992 20:12 | 0 |
396.14181 | round tuit --> sorry, I don't got one of those, either | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Wed Dec 09 1992 20:15 | 0 |
396.14182 | sorry, I don't got one of those, either >- it takes two | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Thu Dec 10 1992 08:14 | 0 |
396.14183 | it takes two --> tango | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Dec 10 1992 09:26 | 0 |
396.14184 | tango -> in Paris | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 10 1992 11:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.14185 | in Paris --> April | GAVEL::SATOW | | Thu Dec 10 1992 11:31 | 0 |
396.14186 | April >- Fool | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Thu Dec 10 1992 12:29 | 0 |
396.14187 | Fool -> Mon ey | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 10 1992 15:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.14188 | Mon ey -> Hey Mon! | SUBWAY::BONNELL | If you don't VOTE you can't complain | Thu Dec 10 1992 19:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.14189 | Hey Mon! -> Nebuchadnezzer | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Thu Dec 10 1992 21:10 | 0 |
396.14190 | Nebuchadnezzer -> garden | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Dec 10 1992 21:25 | 0 |
396.14191 | garden --> Eden | GAVEL::SATOW | | Fri Dec 11 1992 08:25 | 0 |
396.14192 | Eden -> Barbara | NECSC::BIELSKI | Chronologically advantaged | Fri Dec 11 1992 09:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.14193 | Barbara --> Ann | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Dec 11 1992 09:25 | 0 |
396.14194 | Ann -> Mom | SUBWAY::BONNELL | If you don't VOTE you can't complain | Fri Dec 11 1992 18:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.14195 | Mom -> apple pie | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | printf(halloc(world)\n) | Mon Dec 14 1992 04:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.14196 | apple pie --> Chevrolet | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Dec 14 1992 09:35 | 0 |
396.14197 | Chevrolet -> Doris Day | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Dec 14 1992 09:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.14198 | | CALS::DESELMS | Opera rulz | Mon Dec 14 1992 11:07 | 0 |
396.14199 | | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Carping Tunnel Vision Syndrome | Mon Dec 14 1992 11:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.14200 | Serrated --> On the edge | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Mon Dec 14 1992 11:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.14201 | on the edge -> edgeistentialism | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Dec 14 1992 11:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.14202 | edgeistentialism => ``We don' need no steenkin' razors!'' | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Carping Tunnel Vision Syndrome | Mon Dec 14 1992 13:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.14203 | We don' need no steenkin' razors! -> Indy 500 | NECSC::BIELSKI | Chronologically advantaged | Mon Dec 14 1992 14:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.14204 | Indy 500 --> Custer 0 | GAVEL::SATOW | | Mon Dec 14 1992 14:30 | 0 |
396.14205 | Custer 0 => Custer's Hero => U.S. Grant => Federal $$$ | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Carping Tunnel Vision Syndrome | Mon Dec 14 1992 14:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.14206 | Federal $$$ -> common cents | WMOIS::KOWALEWICZ_M | I saw the light at Little Brewster! | Mon Dec 14 1992 16:15 | 0 |
396.14207 | Federal $$$ -> common cents >- pound foolish | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Mon Dec 14 1992 19:11 | 0 |
396.14208 | pound foolish --> Digital management | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Tue Dec 15 1992 00:05 | 0 |
396.14209 | Digital management -> binary subtraction | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Tue Dec 15 1992 11:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.14210 | binary subtraction -> uncomplimented ones | NECSC::BIELSKI | Chronologically advantaged | Tue Dec 15 1992 14:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.14211 | uncomplimented ones -> F's in (hex) arithmetic | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Tue Dec 15 1992 20:43 | 0 |
396.14212 | F's in (hex) arithmetic --> sweet fifteen | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Dec 16 1992 09:13 | 0 |
396.14213 | sweet fifteen --> one bit short of a buss | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Wed Dec 16 1992 12:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.14214 | vampire | GAVEL::SATOW | | Wed Dec 16 1992 12:56 | 7 |
|
one bit short of a buss --> one bite short of a kiss --+
|
|
vampire <-- one short bite of a kiss --+
|
396.14215 | vampire ----> BOX | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Thu Dec 17 1992 08:23 | 1 |
| vampire -> tap -> Ethernet -> network -> router -> BOX
|
396.14216 | BOX => redux! | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Noting in sunny FL - EatYaHeartsOut! | Thu Dec 17 1992 08:51 | 2 |
| BOX => AArgh! => Who invited that Kenah clone in here? :-) => Kenah REDUX
|
396.14217 | redux! --> quack quack | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Dec 17 1992 09:09 | 0 |
396.14218 | quack quack --> Doctor! Doctor! | GAVEL::SATOW | | Thu Dec 17 1992 09:28 | 0 |
396.14219 | Doctor! Doctor --> quack! quack! | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Thu Dec 17 1992 11:54 | 1 |
| Sorry, but this *is* free association...
|
396.14220 | Physician, heal thyself | GAVEL::SATOW | | Thu Dec 17 1992 12:03 | 1 |
| quack quack -->Doctor! Doctor --> quack! quack! --> Physician, heal thyself
|
396.14221 | qq->DD, DD->qq => The Worm Ourobouros | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Noting in sunny FL - EatYaHeartsOut! | Thu Dec 17 1992 12:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.14222 | .14220 + .14221 => Roundworm Pills | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Noting in sunny FL - EatYaHeartsOut! | Thu Dec 17 1992 12:07 | 4 |
| Worms & Physicians => going to veterinarians to get rid of worms...
(Ya never know what comes out of a notes collision, do ya! :-)
|
396.14223 | The Worm Ourobouros -> Digital worms its way back | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Thu Dec 17 1992 12:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.14224 | Digital worms its way back -> sodder but wiser? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 17 1992 17:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.14225 | sodder but wiser? --> I'm alllllllllready standing on the ground | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Dec 18 1992 15:12 | 0 |
396.14226 | ...standing on the ground >- There's a bathroom on the right | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Sun Dec 20 1992 12:34 | 2 |
| Oh! Wrong note.
|
396.14227 | | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Mon Dec 21 1992 07:57 | 1 |
| There's a bathroom on the right -> but I need the toilet!
|
396.14228 | but I need the toilet! -> You do look a bit flushed | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Dec 21 1992 12:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.14229 | ...a bit flushed -> Madonna on Santa's lap | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Mon Dec 21 1992 13:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.14230 | Madonna on Santa's lap -> Santa's Claws! :-) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Dec 21 1992 14:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.14231 | Santa's Claws -> cats' paws -> wind -> sailing | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | printf(halloc(world)\n) | Tue Dec 22 1992 09:59 | 1 |
| before KENAH goes the -> christmas gifts -> BOX route ....
|
396.14232 | sailing => reef | FORTY2::KNOWLES | DECspell snot awl ewe kneed | Tue Dec 22 1992 10:19 | 1 |
| To avoid the further progression Sailing => Sea => Sand => BOX
|
396.14233 | reef --> Fritmas tree | VMSMKT::KENAH | Even if, even if... | Tue Dec 22 1992 10:44 | 8 |
| See? Now I don't have to do it alone any more! %^}
Actually, it's kinda fun to see if I can somehow manipulate
the latest response back to the beginning again...
Anyway -- I'll avoid the obvious, and instead, in honor of the season...
andrew
|
396.14234 | Fritmas tree -> Fitness Spree | VMSNET::S_VORE | I feel the need... for speed | Tue Dec 22 1992 11:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.14235 | Fitness Spree -> ThighMaster | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 22 1992 12:48 | 1 |
| [ love that straight! ]
|
396.14236 | ThighMaster -> Tho Thad -> "I'm Thor" he cried | ESGWST::RDAVIS | A noisome bourgeoisie | Tue Dec 22 1992 14:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.14237 | "I'm Thor" he cried --> "You're Thor? I'm Tho Thor..." | VMSMKT::KENAH | Even if, even if... | Tue Dec 22 1992 14:09 | 0 |
396.14238 | You're Thor? I'm Tho Thor... -> Who's Thor-ry Now? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Tue Dec 22 1992 16:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.14239 | BOX! | COOKIE::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Wed Dec 23 1992 00:51 | 1 |
| Thor-ry ==> Sorry ==> board game (that comes in a) ==> BOX!
|
396.14240 | Box! -> Gift Wrapped | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 23 1992 08:22 | 1 |
| re: -1 Oh, Oh. Andrewitis strikes another player!
|
396.14241 | Gift Wrapped --> Sugar coated | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Wed Dec 23 1992 09:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.14242 | Sugar coated -> Dentists' Delight | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Witty phrase | Wed Dec 23 1992 09:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.14243 | Dentists' Delight => Turkish Delight | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Unintelligiblets | Wed Dec 23 1992 09:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.14244 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Wed Dec 23 1992 09:52 | 2 |
| -< Dentists' Delight -> Crest -> On a wave -> Surfer >-
|
396.14245 | Surfer --> Girl | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Wed Dec 23 1992 09:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.14246 | girl->sugar&spice&everything nice->sugar coated | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Witty phrase | Wed Dec 23 1992 10:05 | 1 |
| I can do it too :-)
|
396.14247 | Arabian Night Before Christmas | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Wed Dec 23 1992 10:07 | 4 |
| ^
Turkish Delight -- |
|---
Girl ----------
|
396.14248 | BAH! HUMBUG!! | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Wed Dec 23 1992 10:09 | 2 |
| re: the last few...
|
396.14249 | BAH! HUMBUG!! --> Daffy | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Wed Dec 23 1992 10:24 | 2 |
| BAH! HUMBUG!! --> Scrooge --> Uncle Scrooge --> Huey, Dewey, and Louie
--> Donald Duck --> Ducky --> Daffy
|
396.14250 | Daffy -> Plastic Man | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 23 1992 13:22 | 1 |
| Daffy -> Taffy -> Stretch ->
|
396.14251 | Plastic Man --> Dustin Hoffman | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Dec 23 1992 14:14 | 0 |
396.14252 | Dustin Hoffmann => Dustbin of History | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Unintelligiblets | Thu Dec 24 1992 22:55 | 1 |
|
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396.14253 | Dustbin of History => Dust BOX | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Fri Dec 25 1992 00:48 | 1 |
| I was tempted to say Dustbin of History => Digital instead....
|
396.14254 | Dust BOX => Box of Presents => Christmas Presents | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Unintelligiblets | Fri Dec 25 1992 12:01 | 1 |
|
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396.14255 | Christmas Presents >- Christmas' Pasts | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Sat Dec 26 1992 11:34 | 0 |
396.14256 | Christmas' Pasts => But New Year's Day's yet to come | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Unintelligiblets | Sat Dec 26 1992 12:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.14257 | ... --> dots | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Dec 28 1992 14:25 | 0 |
396.14258 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Mon Dec 28 1992 14:31 | 1 |
| > -< But New Year's Day's yet to come >> Key sera sera >-
|
396.14259 | dots, Key sera sera --> freckles | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Dec 28 1992 18:58 | 0 |
396.14260 | freckles -> Rin Tin Tin | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Dec 29 1992 11:24 | 1 |
|
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396.14261 | Rin Tin Tin >- Cat on a hot tin roof | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Dec 29 1992 12:00 | 0 |
396.14262 | Cat on a hot tin roof --> hot paws | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Dec 30 1992 20:16 | 0 |
396.14263 | hot paws --> meow &*^%$ meow | ZGOV06::SPKEE | | Thu Dec 31 1992 01:06 | 1 |
|
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396.14264 | meow &*^%$ meow -> happy mewwwww year | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Sun Jan 03 1993 17:30 | 0 |
396.14265 | happy mewwwww year --> Bah, humbug! | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue Jan 05 1993 09:57 | 0 |
396.14266 | Cricket | GAVEL::SATOW | | Tue Jan 05 1993 10:51 | 3 |
| Bah, humbug! ---> humm bug --> cricket
|
396.14267 | Cricket --> Jiminy | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Tue Jan 05 1993 11:55 | 1 |
|
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396.14268 | Jiminy -> grits | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jan 05 1993 12:04 | 1 |
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396.14269 | grits -> possum stew | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Wed Jan 06 1993 08:16 | 1 |
|
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396.14270 | possum stew --> Yum, scrum! | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Jan 06 1993 10:00 | 0 |
396.14271 | Yum, scrum! --> Delicious rugby | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Wed Jan 06 1993 10:39 | 1 |
|
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396.14272 | Delicious rugby --> Lions eat Wallabies.... | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Jan 06 1993 14:50 | 1 |
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396.14273 | Lions eat Wallabies -> supply chain | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Thu Jan 07 1993 08:33 | 1 |
|
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396.14274 | supply chain -> these are the ties that blind | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 07 1993 09:46 | 1 |
|
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396.14275 | | GAVEL::SATOW | | Thu Jan 07 1993 10:23 | 4 |
| these are the ties that blind ---> these are the times that try . . .
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396.14276 | times... -> Asia | VMSNET::S_VORE | I Feel the Need... for Speed | Thu Jan 07 1993 11:35 | 1 |
| these are the times that try->there are times I cry->Don't Cry->Asia
|
396.14277 | Asia -> A is A | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 07 1993 13:03 | 2 |
| Mathematically speaking...
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396.14278 | A is A -> Z is Zed | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Thu Jan 07 1993 17:44 | 1 |
| empire-ically speaking (the British one...)
|
396.14279 | A is A and Z is Zed, eh? | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Thu Jan 07 1993 20:09 | 1 |
| empire-ically speaking (the FORMER British one...)
|
396.14280 | A is A and Z is Zed, eh? --> one is one and all alone | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Jan 07 1993 20:35 | 1 |
|
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396.14281 | one is one and all alone --> | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Fri Jan 08 1993 01:15 | 1 |
| Is it not that that that that that is is is that that that that is not is not?
|
396.14282 | -.1 -> no wonder one is all alone | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Fri Jan 08 1993 09:05 | 1 |
|
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396.14283 | no wonder one is all alone --> come on over | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Jan 08 1993 10:13 | 0 |
396.14284 | | CSC32::S_BROOK | | Fri Jan 08 1993 14:29 | 1 |
| <come on over -> I did>
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396.14285 | I did -> eye did, see? | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Sat Jan 09 1993 20:43 | 0 |
396.14286 | eye did, see? ---> Nelson ---> Hardy--->Kismet | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun Jan 10 1993 14:57 | 1 |
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396.14287 | Kismet --> A fete fate --> effete | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun Jan 10 1993 14:59 | 12 |
|
G'day,
What Nelson _really_ did say...
Kiss me Hardy, but don't let it get back to the Admiralty....
Derek
|
396.14288 | effete -> FFT -> calculating | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Witty phrase | Mon Jan 11 1993 06:01 | 1 |
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396.14289 | calculating => matrix management | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Parody error, please retry | Mon Jan 11 1993 07:48 | 1 |
|
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396.14290 | matrix management -> agony in four dimensions | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Mon Jan 11 1993 09:25 | 1 |
|
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396.14291 | agony in 4 dimensions-->simplex problems with complex solutions | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Jan 11 1993 10:27 | 0 |
396.14292 | | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Witty phrase | Mon Jan 11 1993 10:58 | 1 |
| simple problems with complex solutions -> imaginary results
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396.14293 | imaginary results -> Second Quarter Financials | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Mon Jan 11 1993 12:18 | 1 |
| I know.
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396.14294 | Second Quarter Financials -> Academie Francaise | ESGWST::RDAVIS | Associated w/drugs,gangs & infants | Mon Jan 11 1993 13:30 | 3 |
| Second Quarter Financials -> Third Quarter Sports -> Football -> Word
Association -> Academie Francaise
|
396.14295 | Acadamie Francaise --> ecole militaire | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon Jan 11 1993 15:19 | 1 |
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396.14296 | ecole militaire --> echocolate eclair | GAVEL::SATOW | | Mon Jan 11 1993 15:26 | 1 |
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396.14297 | echocolate eclair -> esfudging entries | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jan 11 1993 15:41 | 1 |
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396.14298 | esfudging entries -> fudge entrees | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Mon Jan 11 1993 16:55 | 1 |
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396.14299 | fudge entrees -> dessert -> Vox clamantis in deserto | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Witty phrase | Tue Jan 12 1993 06:31 | 1 |
| A fox is calling for his dessert :-)
|
396.14300 | Vox clamantis in deserto => It is a small college, ... | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Parody error, please retry | Tue Jan 12 1993 08:07 | 4 |
| ... but there are those who love it.
(Dartmouth College (USA, NH) in-joke)
|
396.14301 | It is a small college, ... -> just a basic school | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Tue Jan 12 1993 10:41 | 1 |
|
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396.14302 | just a basic school --> Readin', Writin', and Route 31 North | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Tue Jan 12 1993 12:30 | 2 |
| Old Hoosier joke about Kentucky, which is directly south of Indiana on
US Route 31.
|
396.14303 | Readin', Writin', and Route 31 North --> wombat | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Jan 12 1993 15:34 | 1 |
|
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396.14304 | wombat --> Eats roots and leaves | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Jan 12 1993 15:35 | 1 |
| In case you were wondering about the association......
|
396.14305 | Eats roots and leaves -> returns and roots some more | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Tue Jan 12 1993 15:42 | 1 |
|
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396.14306 | returns and roots some more--> Red Sox fan | GAVEL::SATOW | | Tue Jan 12 1993 15:55 | 1 |
| Despite abject failure since 1918.
|
396.14307 | Red socks fan -> fan retaliates, snuffs cigar | DSSDEV::RUST | | Tue Jan 12 1993 16:32 | 1 |
|
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396.14308 | fan retaliates, snuffs cigar -> dis-odor ensues | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jan 12 1993 16:48 | 1 |
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396.14309 | dis-odor ensues -> court case goes up in smoke | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Wed Jan 13 1993 09:04 | 1 |
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396.14310 | court case goes up in smoke->Honecker->Chili->garlic | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Witty phrase | Wed Jan 13 1993 10:28 | 1 |
|
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396.14311 | garlic --> wolfsbane | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Wed Jan 13 1993 11:07 | 2 |
| Garlic isn't the *real* wolfsbane, but any young woman can tell you
that it works...
|
396.14312 | wolfsbane -> Dain's Bane | WMOIS::KOWALEWICZ_M | Put the petal to the mettle | Wed Jan 13 1993 15:53 | 2 |
| <- I thought it was a KoalaBear who eats bushes and leaves 8'{}
kbear
|
396.14313 | Dain's Bane --> Great Dane | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Jan 14 1993 10:17 | 0 |
396.14314 | Great Dane --> Scooby-do | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Jan 14 1993 14:44 | 1 |
|
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396.14315 | Victor Borge | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Thu Jan 14 1993 15:13 | 4 |
|
Scooby-do --> Dane-ish ancestors --> Victor Borge
(who also has been called
"The Great Dane")
|
396.14316 | Victor Borge -> Shakespeare | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Witty phrase | Fri Jan 15 1993 04:47 | 2 |
| another great Dane -> Something rotten in the State of Denmark -> the
Great Bard
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396.14317 | Shakespeare --> Shake a stick | GAVEL::SATOW | | Fri Jan 15 1993 08:59 | 0 |
396.14318 | shake a stick --...--> BOX | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Fri Jan 15 1993 09:45 | 8 |
| shake a stick -> shake a stick at -> more managers than you could...--
|
----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
-> get back in your... -> BOX
Ooops!
Sorry! ;-)
|
396.14319 | BOX --> George Foreman | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Jan 15 1993 10:09 | 0 |
396.14320 | George Foreman -> Incredible Hulk | VMSNET::S_VORE | I Feel the Need... for Speed | Fri Jan 15 1993 10:21 | 1 |
|
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396.14321 | Incredible Hulk -> The Old Digital | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jan 15 1993 11:07 | 1 |
|
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396.14322 | The Old Digital --> Flip Card --> Flip Flip --> Flip Flop | SMURF::BINDER | Qui scire uelit ipse debet discere | Fri Jan 15 1993 11:31 | 2 |
| Before LED and LCD displays, digital clocks used flip cards sort of
like a Rolodex to display the numbers.
|
396.14323 | Flip Flop -> Cook from Burger King Gets Fired! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jan 15 1993 11:45 | 1 |
|
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396.14324 | | SMURF::BINDER | Qui scire uelit ipse debet discere | Fri Jan 15 1993 13:39 | 5 |
| Ah, McDonald's use fry cooks, but Burger King doesn't; BK burgers are
broiled in a gas-fired conveyer broiler. I used to work on the design
of said broilers.
-dick
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396.14325 | Senate Hearings | GAVEL::SATOW | | Fri Jan 15 1993 14:43 | 24 |
| Cook from Burger King Gets Fired! + .14324 --+
|
|
+--Cook from McDonalds Gets Fried!<----------+
|
|
+--->*McDonald gets executed!--------+
|
|
+--Soldier gets CapitOl Punishment<--+
|
|
+-->(Ollie North) Senate Hearings
Jeffrey McDonald was the Green Beret accused (&convicted?) of murdering his
wife and children.
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396.14326 | Senate Hearings +.14325's format => Meanderings => Maunderings | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, & rarely on time | Sun Jan 17 1993 19:19 | 1 |
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396.14327 | Maunderings --> Murderings | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Sun Jan 17 1993 20:58 | 3 |
| You can't tell it to the marines,
and the marines don't tell it to the Senate.
No hypocrisy there!
|
396.14328 | Murderings -> ... -> Hitchcock | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Witty phrase | Mon Jan 18 1993 06:19 | 1 |
| ... -> Murder, Inc. -> Dial 'M' for Murder -> ...
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396.14329 | Hitchcock -> quite a bird | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Mon Jan 18 1993 10:14 | 1 |
| he must have been, plus his movie 'The Birds'
|
396.14330 | Hitchcock -> quite a bird -> Tippi Hedren | SMURF::BINDER | Qui scire uelit ipse debet discere | Mon Jan 18 1993 11:50 | 1 |
| I love double-entendres...
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396.14331 | Tippi Hedren >- tip a rarey | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Mon Jan 18 1993 13:04 | 2 |
| Old shaggy dog story.
|
396.14332 | tip a rarey -> mind your Ps & Qs | ESGWST::RDAVIS | Associated w/drugs,gangs & infants | Mon Jan 18 1993 13:28 | 1 |
| tip a rarey -> tip a Holstein -> quaff a pint -> mind your Ps & Qs
|
396.14333 | mind your Ps & Qs => out of sorts | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Carping Tunnel-vision syndrome | Mon Jan 18 1993 22:55 | 2 |
| (both typographical terms, from the age of the "printer's devil")
|
396.14334 | out of sorts => but ZORK is in stock | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Tue Jan 19 1993 03:02 | 0 |
396.14335 | but ZORK is in stock -> who is his broker? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Am I a curmudgeon yet? | Tue Jan 19 1993 13:32 | 1 |
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396.14336 | who is his broker --> what is his banker | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Jan 19 1993 15:07 | 1 |
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396.14337 | what is his banker --> i don't know is his advisor | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Tue Jan 19 1993 20:18 | 0 |
396.14338 | i don't know is his advisor -> yes is his band | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jan 20 1993 09:05 | 1 |
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396.14339 | band --> BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | Tangled up in blue... | Wed Jan 20 1993 09:10 | 0 |
396.14340 | BOX! --> George Foreman | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Jan 20 1993 10:16 | 0 |
396.14341 | George Foreman --> strawless boss | SMURF::BINDER | Qui scire uelit ipse debet discere | Wed Jan 20 1993 11:23 | 1 |
|
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396.14342 | George Foreman --> To Old and Fat to Box! | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Wed Jan 20 1993 11:59 | 1 |
|
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396.14343 | To Old and Fat to Box! -> shrinkwrap | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jan 20 1993 12:04 | 1 |
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396.14344 | shrinkwrap -> psychiatrist's shawl | NECSC::BIELSKI | I am a curmudgeon, yet... | Wed Jan 20 1993 14:57 | 1 |
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396.14345 | epee | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Jan 20 1993 14:58 | 6 |
|
strawless boss ----> Strawman --> ironman --> tinfoil --> epee
/
/
Shrinkwrap --> gladwrap --> aluminium foil/
|
396.14346 | patriot | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Jan 20 1993 15:02 | 10 |
|
psychiatrist's shawl --> joseph's muti colour dream coat --> chainmail\
|
|
/
patriot<-- defence <-- shield <--
\
\
\<-- on guard <-- epee
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396.14347 | patriot --> scoundrel | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Wed Jan 20 1993 20:19 | 0 |
396.14348 | scoundrel --> cad | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Wed Jan 20 1993 22:03 | 0 |
396.14349 | box | NECSC::BIELSKI | I am a curmudgeon, yet... | Wed Jan 20 1993 23:26 | 2 |
|
cad -> take advantage -> overpower by strength and skill -> box
|
396.14350 | box -> corral | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 21 1993 08:08 | 1 |
|
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396.14351 | corral --> OK | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Jan 21 1993 13:50 | 1 |
| Drat, you beat me to it. :-)
|
396.14352 | OK --> Gun Fight | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Thu Jan 21 1993 15:12 | 1 |
|
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396.14353 | Gun Fight -> Shooting their mouths off | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 21 1993 17:34 | 1 |
|
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396.14354 | Shooting their mouths off --> spittin' chips | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Jan 21 1993 17:47 | 1 |
|
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396.14355 | spittin' chips --> output drivers | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Thu Jan 21 1993 20:30 | 0 |
396.14356 | output drivers -> faulty assembly line | NECSC::BIELSKI | I am a curmudgeon, yet... | Fri Jan 22 1993 13:04 | 1 |
|
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396.14357 | faulty assembly line -> do you come here often? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jan 22 1993 17:08 | 1 |
|
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396.14358 | do you come here often? --> nice weather we're having | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Jan 25 1993 14:05 | 0 |
396.14359 | nice weather we're having --> loss leader | SMURF::BINDER | Qui scire uelit ipse debet discere | Mon Jan 25 1993 14:53 | 1 |
|
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396.14360 | loss leader --> engineering degree | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Mon Jan 25 1993 20:17 | 0 |
396.14361 | engineering degree -> Kelvin | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Witty phrase | Tue Jan 26 1993 09:27 | 1 |
|
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396.14362 | Kelvin --> Hobbes | GAVEL::SATOW | | Tue Jan 26 1993 09:30 | 0 |
396.14363 | Hobbes --> ultimate survivalist | SMURF::BINDER | Qui scire uelit ipse debet discere | Tue Jan 26 1993 09:51 | 1 |
|
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396.14364 | ultimate survivalist -> cockroach | NECSC::BIELSKI | I am a curmudgeon, yet... | Tue Jan 26 1993 10:57 | 1 |
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396.14365 | cockroach >- Cosby | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Jan 26 1993 11:02 | 0 |
396.14366 | cockroach --> Archy | SMURF::BINDER | Qui scire uelit ipse debet discere | Tue Jan 26 1993 11:30 | 3 |
| Sorry, I don't see the connection in cockroach >- Cosby...
So I'll show my age.
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396.14367 | Archy -> McDonalds ( or Clinton if you prefer ) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jan 26 1993 11:58 | 2 |
|
Cockroach was a nickname for one of Theo's friends on the Cosby Show.
|
396.14368 | McDonalds ( or Clinton if you prefer )->A Clinton&fries, to go | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Jan 26 1993 15:04 | 1 |
|
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396.14369 | we're out of Bills, how about a Hillary? | NECSC::BIELSKI | I am a curmudgeon, yet... | Tue Jan 26 1993 16:52 | 1 |
|
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396.14370 | we're out or Bills, ... -> how about a Cowboy? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jan 27 1993 08:20 | 1 |
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396.14371 | how about a cowboy -> Ronald Reagan | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Witty phrase | Wed Jan 27 1993 08:31 | 1 |
|
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396.14372 | Ronald Reagan --> Buck Rogers | SMURF::BINDER | Qui scire uelit ipse debet discere | Wed Jan 27 1993 08:48 | 1 |
| Reagan --> ray gun
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396.14373 | Buck Rogers -> not in an Enterprise zone | NECSC::BIELSKI | I am a curmudgeon, yet... | Wed Jan 27 1993 11:19 | 1 |
| Trekkies, unite!
|
396.14374 | not in an Enterprise zone --> zone defense | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Jan 27 1993 14:08 | 1 |
| back to football :-)
|
396.14375 | Amos 'n' Andy | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Jan 27 1993 15:26 | 8 |
| A Clinton & Fries, to go ---> Hillarious --> laugh a minute -------|
\
|
Zone defense --> area protection --> rubber gloves --> handy Andy --|
|
|
|
Amos 'n' Andy <----+
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396.14376 | Amos 'n' Andy --> Famous Amos --> cookie BOX | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Thu Jan 28 1993 03:03 | 1 |
| And also wasn't the defense in .2 all BOXED in?
|
396.14377 | Cookie Box --> Girl Scout | GAVEL::SATOW | | Thu Jan 28 1993 08:20 | 0 |
396.14378 | Girl Scout -> femme forager | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Jan 28 1993 10:37 | 1 |
|
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396.14379 | femme forager --> soldier | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Thu Jan 28 1993 21:17 | 5 |
| I can't figure out which is Politically Correct:
(1) to qualify this as "straight male soldier or gay female soldier",
acknowledging the existence of other soldiers who don't forage femmes, or
(2) to leave the title as is, avoiding naming any groups whose members
might feel offended by being named or by not being named.
|
396.14380 | soldier -> spy | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Witty phrase | Fri Jan 29 1993 08:13 | 1 |
| Tinker, tailor, ...
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396.14381 | spy -> Bette Davis eyes | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Jan 29 1993 10:11 | 4 |
| re: .14379
PC: (3) Girl Scout :== a female who is foraging
(and leave the rest to the imagination, without offense...)
|
396.14382 | Bette Davis eyes -> Clinton nays | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 02 1993 08:43 | 1 |
|
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396.14383 | Clinton nays -> broken promises | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue Feb 02 1993 10:08 | 0 |
396.14384 | Clinton nays -> broken promises >- shelve denial | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Feb 02 1993 12:33 | 0 |
396.14385 | shelve denial -> archive da Mississippi | CALS::DESELMS | Opera rulz | Tue Feb 02 1993 13:21 | 0 |
396.14386 | archive da Mississippi --> BOX de Platte | VMSMKT::KENAH | Shedding the homespun | Tue Feb 02 1993 13:32 | 0 |
396.14387 | stow the Assabet | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Feb 02 1993 16:10 | 2 |
| provincial joke. The Assabet
flows through Stow, MA.
|
396.14388 | | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Tue Feb 02 1993 23:19 | 1 |
| stow the Assabet --> but he just got out after spending 12 years in stow-age!
|
396.14389 | ...spending 12 ... -> dirty dozen | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 03 1993 08:15 | 1 |
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396.14390 | dirty dozen --> baker's dozen --> pack 'em up --> BOX | SMURF::BINDER | Qui scire uelit ipse debet discere | Wed Feb 03 1993 08:59 | 1 |
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396.14391 | BOX -> Select One | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 03 1993 13:08 | 1 |
|
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396.14392 | Select One --> select(2) | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Feb 03 1993 13:55 | 3 |
| A little Unix humor there. :-)
Dan
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396.14393 | select(2) -> all and none of the above | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Feb 03 1993 17:18 | 1 |
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396.14394 | | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Do While(Lather Rinse) AArgh! | Wed Feb 03 1993 23:31 | 2 |
| a little DIGITAL humor there...
|
396.14395 | | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Thu Feb 04 1993 03:12 | 1 |
| a comment from a customer
|
396.14396 | all-in-vain=>all-in-vanity=>insanity | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Do While(Lather Rinse) AArgh! | Thu Feb 04 1993 07:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.14397 | insanity -> herbal tea | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 04 1993 08:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.14398 | herbal tea --> insanity | SMURF::BINDER | Qui scire uelit ipse debet discere | Thu Feb 04 1993 08:58 | 10 |
| herbal tea -->
urbane tea -->
urbanity -->
Urbana -->
Illinois -->
IL -->
illness -->
insanity
|
|
396.14399 | insanity -> ever-never land | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Feb 04 1993 10:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.14400 | ever-never land --> eter Pan | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Feb 04 1993 10:15 | 0 |
396.14401 | eter Pan --> Thanks but her pie was enough | SMURF::BINDER | Qui scire uelit ipse debet discere | Thu Feb 04 1993 12:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.14402 | ...her pie was enough -> hot cross buns? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 05 1993 08:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.14403 | hot cross buns -> rabbit in a microwave | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Witty phrase | Fri Feb 05 1993 11:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.14404 | rabbit in a microwave => 300RPM | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Does 'balk' come from 'Balkan'? | Fri Feb 05 1993 11:43 | 6 |
| rabbit in a microwave
=>what's green & goes 300 RPM?
=>frog in a blender
|
396.14405 | 300RPM --> Vroom! | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Feb 05 1993 14:41 | 0 |
396.14406 | Vroom! >- Vitch | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Fri Feb 05 1993 17:43 | 0 |
396.14407 | Vitch -> Vhat? a vitchy vitch, or just a vitch? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Feb 08 1993 08:57 | 1 |
| am having a problem with "b"s and "w"s.
|
396.14408 | Vitch --> VOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | Shedding the homespun | Mon Feb 08 1993 10:36 | 5 |
| > -< Vitch -> Vhat? a vitchy vitch, or just a vitch? >-
>
> am having a problem with "b"s and "w"s.
Me too...
|
396.14409 | vox --> populi | GAVEL::SATOW | | Mon Feb 08 1993 11:41 | 0 |
396.14410 | 'vox=>populi' => 'vox dei' | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Does 'balk' come from 'Balkan'? | Mon Feb 08 1993 11:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.14411 | 'vox dei' -> opiate of the masses ( :-) ) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Feb 08 1993 11:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.14412 | BOX | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Wed Feb 10 1993 03:41 | 1 |
| opiate of the masses -> the best of which comes in a...
|
396.14413 | BOX -> pathological | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 10 1993 10:12 | 4 |
| BOX -> container -> limitation -> limited thinking -> circular
| reasoning -> }
v } ->
hemmed in -> }
|
396.14414 | pathological >- way to go, technically speaking | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Feb 10 1993 12:43 | 0 |
396.14415 | way to go, technically speaking --> attaboy, by the book | SMURF::BINDER | Qui scire uelit ipse debet discere | Wed Feb 10 1993 16:18 | 0 |
396.14416 | attaboy, by the book >- or take your girl and C the movie | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Feb 10 1993 21:41 | 0 |
396.14417 | ...and C the movie =>> or take two and C++ | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Feb 10 1993 22:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.14418 | | GAVEL::SATOW | | Thu Feb 11 1993 08:34 | 6 |
| or take two and C++ ---> or take two (for your code) and C me in the morning
|
396.14419 | or take ... -> Help! I'm getting C sick! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 11 1993 09:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.14420 | Help! I'm getting C sick --> O I M 2 | SMURF::BINDER | Qui scire uelit ipse debet discere | Thu Feb 11 1993 12:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.14421 | O I M 2 -> G R U, porkchop? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Feb 11 1993 13:08 | 2 |
| chocolate-covered porkchops
often cure seasickness.
|
396.14422 | | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Parody Error, please retry | Thu Feb 11 1993 13:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.14423 | BOX | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Thu Feb 11 1993 23:24 | 4 |
396.14424 | BOX -> I18N | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Witty phrase | Fri Feb 12 1993 03:38 | 12 |
396.14425 | I18N => I8U => ICU => Intensive Care Unit | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Press RETURN for more... | Fri Feb 12 1993 07:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.14426 | Intensive Care Unit -> Field Replaceable Unit | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 12 1993 12:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.14427 | Field Replaceable Unit->Interchangeable parts->Parts is parts | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Feb 12 1993 14:14 | 0 |
396.14428 | parts is parts -> deadly embrace | CSC32::S_BROOK | | Fri Feb 12 1993 18:06 | 2 |
| parts is parts -> parts is sparse -> back-ordered -> infinite wait ->
|
396.14429 | deadly embrace -> Super(bowl) Sunday | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sat Feb 13 1993 22:29 | 2 |
|
deadly embrace -> gridlock -> football sellout
|
396.14430 | Super(bowl) Sunday -> Tupperwear Party | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Feb 15 1993 07:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.14431 | Tupperwear Party -> Burp | CALS::DESELMS | | Mon Feb 15 1993 09:20 | 0 |
396.14432 | Burp -> Coca Cola | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | while (!ready) { continue }; | Mon Feb 15 1993 09:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.14433 | Coca Cola -> (TM) | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Feb 15 1993 10:35 | 0 |
396.14434 | (TM) --> (Om, om) | SMURF::BINDER | Qui scire uelit ipse debet discere | Mon Feb 15 1993 12:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.14435 | (Om, om) => on the range... | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Press <NEXT UNSEEN> for less... | Mon Feb 15 1993 13:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.14436 | on the range... --> back burner | SMURF::BINDER | Qui scire uelit ipse debet discere | Mon Feb 15 1993 14:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.14437 | back burner -> jet | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Feb 15 1993 15:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.14438 | Jet[s] --> Sharks --> Wet Side Story | GAVEL::SATOW | | Mon Feb 15 1993 15:24 | 1 |
| The two gangs in the Musical
|
396.14439 | Wet Side Story -> starring Rip Torn? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Feb 15 1993 16:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.14440 | starring Rip Torn? -> On the mend | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 16 1993 08:09 | 6 |
|
yes, and George Chakaris ( Sp? )
"Wet Side Story" was a great W-A-F blooper and is the fodder of
some great puns...
|
396.14441 | On the mend -> Around the bend -> Over The Hill | VMSNET::S_VORE | I Feel the Need... for Speed | Tue Feb 16 1993 09:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.14442 | Over The Hill --> The ... Gang | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue Feb 16 1993 10:25 | 0 |
396.14443 | The ... Gang => The Ellipsis Sisters | RDVAX::KALIKOW | 22 more lines... | Tue Feb 16 1993 11:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.14444 | The Ellipsis sisters --> don't get the point | GAVEL::SATOW | | Tue Feb 16 1993 13:12 | 1 |
| I could've said something about "periods", but . . .
|
396.14445 | don't get the point >- It's just as well | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Feb 16 1993 19:26 | 0 |
396.14446 | It's just as well -> It's George Owell | ZGOM11::SPKEE | Save lives - be a blood donor | Tue Feb 16 1993 22:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.14447 | It's George Owell -> George Orwell ->George Awe Well | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Tue Feb 16 1993 22:45 | 0 |
396.14448 | George Awe Well -> strop | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 17 1993 11:44 | 2 |
| George Awe Well -> Awe's Well that ends Well -> awl -> leather ->
|
396.14449 | strop --> ports | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Feb 17 1993 13:28 | 0 |
396.14450 | strop --> ports => sport | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Parody error, please retry | Wed Feb 17 1993 13:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.14451 | sport -> p sort | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 17 1993 16:22 | 1 |
| The sort just before q sort.....
|
396.14452 | p sort --> darker towards the right, please | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Wed Feb 17 1993 19:27 | 0 |
396.14453 | darker...please -> repainting the political scenario | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Feb 17 1993 22:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.14454 | repainting ... -> whitewashing | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Feb 17 1993 22:54 | 0 |
396.14455 | whitewashing => Tricky Dicky | FORTY2::KNOWLES | DECspell snot awl ewe kneed | Thu Feb 18 1993 09:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.14456 | Tricky Dicky -> slick; will he? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Feb 18 1993 12:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.14457 | slick; will he? >- you beat me to it. Sort of. | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Thu Feb 18 1993 13:09 | 0 |
396.14458 | Sort of. --> . f o | VMSMKT::KENAH | Shedding the homespun | Thu Feb 18 1993 16:53 | 0 |
396.14459 | . f o -> ufo | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 18 1993 18:05 | 1 |
| certainly . is unidentified !
|
396.14460 | ufo -> flying saucer -> Chaucer | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Feb 18 1993 20:08 | 0 |
396.14461 | Chaucer -> naughty bits | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | while (!ready) { continue }; | Fri Feb 19 1993 10:18 | 10 |
| ... via Douglas Adams' Meaning of Liff which contains the following
sentence in the description for Wendens Ambo (not sure of the exact
wording)
'... and a search through the entire works of Chaucer for all the
naughty bits.'
Douglas Adams has been associated with Monty Python at one time, thus
creating another link to 'naughty bits'
|
396.14462 | naughty bits ---> comfy chair | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | | Fri Feb 19 1993 11:36 | 6 |
|
>> ... via Douglas Adams' Meaning of Liff which contains the following
So, what _is_ the meaning of "liff" anyways?
|
396.14463 | comfy chair -> posh podium | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Feb 19 1993 21:41 | 3 |
| chair :== chairperson :== the one who wields the gavel.
Must be approaching New England town meeting time.
|
396.14464 | podium --> SoapBOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | Your intelligence is sexy... | Mon Feb 22 1993 18:37 | 0 |
396.14465 | SoapBOX! >- Wrong Conference! | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Mon Feb 22 1993 23:37 | 0 |
396.14466 | Wrong Conference! -> Murphy's Law! | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Tue Feb 23 1993 02:27 | 0 |
396.14467 | | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | while (!ready) { continue }; | Tue Feb 23 1993 06:53 | 12 |
| ... -> Heisenberg's Law -> quantum physics -> ...
And there's no need to mention the box this cat was in during the
experiment, nor the box it used occasionally while still walking around
in the lab.
Also the box now appearing on Norm's terminal has been exposed in this
string ...
- Rik -
I'll bring in The Meaning of Liff tomorrow.
|
396.14468 | | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 23 1993 16:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.14469 | Puss and Boots -> Delilah and Samson | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Feb 23 1993 18:29 | 1 |
| I always got a D- in History.
|
396.14470 | Delilah & Samson -> Enslaved for a haircut | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Tue Feb 23 1993 20:49 | 0 |
396.14471 | Enslaved for a haircut -> to bits | DSSDEV::RUST | | Wed Feb 24 1993 08:32 | 3 |
| The temple, that is...
-b
|
396.14472 | to bits --> four bits, six bits, a dollar | SMURF::BINDER | Homo unus sum, non homines omnes. | Wed Feb 24 1993 09:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.14473 | dollar --> bucks --> bux --> BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | Your intelligence is sexy... | Wed Feb 24 1993 09:13 | 0 |
396.14474 | BOX! => Orrery | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Parody error, please retry | Wed Feb 24 1993 09:46 | 5 |
| (-: call me ornery... but I just set my
mind wandering to something as unrelated
as possible... should only take Andrew &
his Happy Minions about 3 associations to
get us back in the BOX... :-)
|
396.14475 | Orrery --> (See below) --> ...BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | Your intelligence is sexy... | Wed Feb 24 1993 10:42 | 5 |
| Orrery --> Celestial Mechanics --> Quantum Mechanics --> Black BOX radiation
Hey, trying to loop back to BOX is an interesting challenge...
andrew
|
396.14476 | | SMURF::BINDER | Homo unus sum, non homines omnes. | Wed Feb 24 1993 11:50 | 1 |
| Except perhaps using Andrew instead of a defenseless feline.
|
396.14477 | | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 24 1993 12:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.14478 | Mobius trip ( ) -> fall to...know where? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Feb 24 1993 18:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.14479 | know where? --> in a box? | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Wed Feb 24 1993 18:53 | 0 |
396.14480 | in a box? >- degenerating | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Feb 24 1993 19:00 | 0 |
396.14481 | degenerating -> fuse box | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Wed Feb 24 1993 21:36 | 0 |
396.14482 | fuse box -> circuit breaker | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 25 1993 11:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.14483 | circuit breaker --> stick in the spokes | SMURF::BINDER | Homo unus sum, non homines omnes. | Thu Feb 25 1993 12:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.14484 | stick in the spokes -> head over heels | VMSNET::S_VORE | I Feel the Need... for Speed | Thu Feb 25 1993 13:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.14485 | head over heels -> homo sapien | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Feb 25 1993 15:31 | 1 |
| usually....
|
396.14486 | Homo Sapiens -> 42 | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | while (!ready) { continue }; | Fri Feb 26 1993 05:27 | 34 |
| ...-> Cogito Ergo Sum -> (the question of) Life, the Universe, and
Everything (Douglas Adams again) -> ...
BTW, from 'The Meaning of Liff' (copied without permission)
Liff (n.)
A book, the contents of which are totally belied by its cover. For
instance, any book the dust jacket of which bears the words 'This
book will change your life.'
(of course, there's a bright orange sticker on the front cover ...)
And from the preface (to give those unfamiliar with this book some
insight)
In Life *), there are many hundreds of common experiences, feelings,
situations and even objects which we all know and recognize, but for
which no words exist.
On the other hand, the world is littered with thousands of spare words
which spend their time doing nothing but loafing about on signposts
pointing at places.
Our job, as we see it, is to get these words down off the signposts and
into the mouth of babes and sucklings and so onwhere they can start
earning their keep in everyday conversation and make a more positive
contribution to society.
Douglas Adams
John LLoyd
*) And, indeed, in Liff.
|
396.14487 | ... seventh son | GENSIS::LAVEY | Dr. Heckyll & Mr. Jive | Fri Feb 26 1993 12:31 | 1 |
| ... 42 -> how much is 6 x 7? -> seventh son of a -> ...
|
396.14488 | seventh son -> Highway 61 | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 26 1993 15:17 | 4 |
|
A Dylan tune....
|
396.14489 | Highway 61->Route 66->Car 54, Where Are You? | VMSNET::S_VORE | I Feel the Need... for Speed | Fri Feb 26 1993 15:28 | 2 |
|
|
396.14490 | Car 54, Where Are You? -> Lost in Space | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Feb 26 1993 22:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.14491 | Lost in Space -> Space, The Final Frontier | VMSNET::S_VORE | I Feel the Need... for Speed | Sat Feb 27 1993 15:26 | 2 |
|
|
396.14492 | | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Sun Feb 28 1993 19:02 | 4 |
| Space, The Final Frontier --> Out of disk space, core dum^H^H^H lost
(Ran out of space in the title line too, when I tried that first :-)
|
396.14493 | | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | while (!ready) { continue }; | Mon Mar 01 1993 06:39 | 2 |
| Out of disk space, core dum^H^H^H lost -> Bit bucket full, please empty
|
396.14494 | empty --> BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | There are no mistakes in Love... | Mon Mar 01 1993 08:12 | 0 |
396.14495 | BOX! => BOX! | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Parody error, please retry | Mon Mar 01 1993 08:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.14496 | BOX! -> George Forman | VMSNET::S_VORE | I Feel the Need... for Speed | Mon Mar 01 1993 10:32 | 2 |
| 'round & 'round we go
|
396.14497 | BOX! -> FAB! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Mar 01 1993 10:32 | 3 |
|
re. -1 Is that a recycled box?
|
396.14498 | FAB! >- 6 | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Mon Mar 01 1993 12:35 | 7 |
| Inside move: FAB 6 now under construction in Hudson, MA.
> re. -1 Is that a recycled box?
-2 To you actually.
mP
|
396.14499 | George Forman cornered by FAB! 6 --> BOXed in | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Mon Mar 01 1993 19:35 | 2 |
| Hey! Even I checked to see if that notes collision was genuine,
and it was.
|
396.14500 | BOXed in -> snarf! :-) | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Mar 01 1993 20:01 | 0 |
396.14501 | snarf --> hungry | SMURF::BINDER | Homo unus sum, non homines omnes. | Tue Mar 02 1993 08:48 | 3 |
| snarf --> Snark (US subsonic "cruise" missile of the 1950s) --> shark
--> repellent --> ugly --> Jabberwocky --> vorpal blade --> snicker-
--> snack
|
396.14502 | hungry -> Indonesian cooking | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | while (!ready) { continue }; | Tue Mar 02 1993 08:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.14503 | Indonesian cooking --> cannibals waiting | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Tue Mar 02 1993 08:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.14504 | cannibals waiting --> cannibals forwarding | DSSDEV::RUST | | Tue Mar 02 1993 09:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.14505 | cannibals forwarding -> foot in mouth disease | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Mar 02 1993 13:01 | 4 |
|
too long for a title :
cannibals forwarding -> putting your foot where your mouth is
|
396.14506 | | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Tue Mar 02 1993 13:20 | 3 |
| foot in mouth disease -> dontopedology -> Duke of Edinburgh
The D of E is credited with coining the word
|
396.14507 | D of E -> coining the word -> hyperinflation | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Mar 02 1993 16:29 | 2 |
| sure glad the rest of the (U.S.) year
is nonpolitical.
|
396.14508 | hyperinflation --> gigaboxes of infinitesimals | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Tue Mar 02 1993 20:48 | 8 |
| Re hyperinflation, just like lots of other stuff:
"Those who study history are doomed to repeat it.
Those who don't study history will experience it for the first time."
-- Norman Diamond
>sure glad the rest of the (U.S.) year is nonpolitical.
What does that have to do with hyperinflation?
|
396.14509 | gigaboxes of infinitesimals => small terrapin | FORTY2::KNOWLES | DECspell snot awl ewe kneed | Wed Mar 03 1993 08:51 | 4 |
| Incidentally, .14501 could have jumped straight from Snark to Jabberocky via
comic verse.
b
|
396.14510 | small terrapin --> stunt(ed) turtle --> Hollywood Ninja | SMURF::BINDER | Homo unus sum, non homines omnes. | Wed Mar 03 1993 09:01 | 3 |
| Re .14509
Of course I could have done - but my way was more fun.
|
396.14511 | Hollywood Ninja -> Rocky, Choppy | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Mar 03 1993 10:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.14512 | Rocky, Choppy --> Bumpy | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Mar 03 1993 10:22 | 0 |
396.14513 | Bumpy -> Thumper | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Mar 03 1993 13:04 | 13 |
| re: .14507 & 8
-< D of E -> coining the word -> hyperinflation >-
>sure glad the rest of the (U.S.) year is nonpolitical.
What does that have to do with hyperinflation?
Stretching and twisting a bit, perhaps, but with the inaugural
"honeymoon" over it is back to politics as usual, with many more
words being coined and inflating the air. Sorry, you asked.
Now, let me tell you about my friend Thumper....
|
396.14514 | Thumper -> Harvey | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Mar 04 1993 08:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.14515 | Harvey --> Wallbanger | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Thu Mar 04 1993 09:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.14516 | Wallbanger --> Engineer's head | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Thu Mar 04 1993 20:50 | 0 |
396.14517 | engineer's head -> expert system | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | while (!ready) { continue }; | Fri Mar 05 1993 07:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.14518 | expert system -> network of consultants | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Mar 05 1993 08:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.14519 | network of consultants -> chatter boxes | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Mar 05 1993 15:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.14520 | chatter boxes --> bauxite :-) | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Mar 05 1993 22:53 | 0 |
396.14521 | bauxite --> ZKO | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Sun Mar 07 1993 19:57 | 1 |
| (the site from which most "box" replies get posted)
|
396.14522 | ZKO --> You are in a maze of twisty little... | SMURF::BINDER | Homo unus sum, non homines omnes. | Mon Mar 08 1993 08:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.14523 | ... maze ... --> passages, all alike | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Mar 08 1993 10:21 | 0 |
396.14524 | passages, all alike >- VAX Notes Conferences | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Mon Mar 08 1993 12:46 | 2 |
|
|
396.14525 | VAX Notes Conferences -> no joy | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Mar 08 1993 15:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.14526 | no joy --> in Mudville | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Mon Mar 08 1993 15:47 | 3 |
| re: .14525
wakarimasen, or in other words, huh?
|
396.14527 | no joy --> in Mudville --> BOX score: K | VMSMKT::KENAH | There are no mistakes in Love... | Mon Mar 08 1993 17:31 | 0 |
396.14528 | BOX score: K -> But the R series are boxers | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | while (!ready) { continue }; | Tue Mar 09 1993 04:03 | 9 |
| The K series have 3- or 4-cylinder inline engines (BMW motorbikes)
.14525 -< VAX Notes Conferences -> no joy >-
>re: .14525
>wakarimasen, or in other words, huh?
Type it at your VMS prompt ...
|
396.14529 | But ... boxers -> Calvin Klein | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Mar 09 1993 16:00 | 1 |
|
|
396.14530 | calvin klein -> underwear | ZGOV05::SPKEE | | Wed Mar 10 1993 04:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.14531 | underwear => up from out of under there | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, & rarely on time | Wed Mar 17 1993 11:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.14532 | up from out of under there --> Aussie ventures North | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Thu Mar 18 1993 10:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.14533 | Aussie ventures North -> bi-polar traveller | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Mar 18 1993 11:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.14534 | bi-polar traveller -> magnetic personality | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Mar 18 1993 18:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.14535 | magnetic personality -> Klingons :-) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sun Mar 21 1993 17:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.14536 | Klingons => Static cling | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, & rarely on time | Sun Mar 21 1993 21:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.14537 | Static cling -> mobile clang | WMOIS::KOWALEWICZ_M | Happy St. Urho's day | Mon Mar 22 1993 08:32 | 0 |
396.14538 | mobile clang --> spots before my eyes | SMURF::BINDER | Vox turbae uox Dei | Mon Mar 22 1993 09:03 | 1 |
| mobile clang --> fire truck --> fire dog == Dalmatian --> spots
|
396.14539 | spots before my eyes --> seeing stars | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Mar 22 1993 10:52 | 0 |
396.14540 | seeing stars -> apple orchard | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Mar 23 1993 10:13 | 4 |
| from having been shown at a young age that
if you slice an apple horizontally there is
a "star" inside, from the shape of the seed
chambers.
|
396.14541 | Apple --> Barrel --> Crate (&) --> BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | There are no mistakes in Love... | Tue Mar 23 1993 12:51 | 0 |
396.14542 | BOX -> Blue Ox -> Babe | CALS::DESELMS | | Tue Mar 23 1993 15:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.14543 | Babe -> Sonny and Cher | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Mar 24 1993 10:49 | 0 |
396.14544 | Sonny and Cher -> Groundhog Day | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Mar 25 1993 09:01 | 2 |
| From the movie...
|
396.14545 | Groundhog Day -> 2/2 | CALS::DESELMS | | Thu Mar 25 1993 12:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.14546 | 2/2 -> Bob Fosse | THEBAY::GOODMAN | walking on broken glass... | Thu Mar 25 1993 12:13 | 1 |
| 2/2 = 1 = one -> A Chorus Line -> ...
|
396.14547 | chorus line -> box | FSOA::BERICSON | MRO1-1/L87 DTN 297-3200 | Thu Mar 25 1993 15:58 | 2 |
| Chorus Line -> clothes line -> red flannels -> red flannel hash ->
hash -> mary jane -> shoes -> box
|
396.14548 | box -> padding -> styrafoam -> ozone layer | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | while (!ready) {continue;}; | Fri Mar 26 1993 09:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.14549 | ozone layer -> air cake | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Mar 26 1993 16:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.14550 | air cake -> air jordan | VMSNET::S_VORE | Once More Unto The Breach | Fri Mar 26 1993 20:07 | 2 |
|
|
396.14551 | air jordan -> El Al | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Mar 27 1993 08:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.14552 | El Al -> L L -> L.L.Bean | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Sun Mar 28 1993 16:16 | 0 |
396.14553 | L.L.Bean => L.L.B. => Ph.D. => Piled Higher & Deeper | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, & rarely on time | Sun Mar 28 1993 16:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.14554 | Piled Higher & Deeper -> in a ... box | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Sun Mar 28 1993 20:37 | 0 |
396.14555 | in a ... box => Imho better you should stick to snarfing!! :-) | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, & rarely on time | Sun Mar 28 1993 22:26 | 2 |
| Et tu, D'Eramo!!???? :-)
|
396.14556 | Et tu --> Caesar | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Sun Mar 28 1993 23:50 | 0 |
396.14557 | | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Mon Mar 29 1993 03:02 | 3 |
| snarfing --> variable --
`--> memory location --> box
Caesar --> constant --'
|
396.14558 | box -> ... -> tabernacle | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Mar 29 1993 15:40 | 1 |
| box -> cell -> criminal -> justice -> judical -> Judaic ->
|
396.14559 | tabernacle --> mast --> beech | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Mar 30 1993 03:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.14560 | | FORTY2::KNOWLES | DECspell snot awl ewe kneed | Tue Mar 30 1993 08:22 | 3 |
| That was easy.
b
|
396.14561 | box --> box | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue Mar 30 1993 11:47 | 3 |
| This is fun. :-)
Dan
|
396.14562 | box --> box --> A choice, not an echo | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Tue Mar 30 1993 11:52 | 1 |
| Barry Goldwater's Republican primary slogan in 1964.
|
396.14563 | an echo => Necco wafers | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, & rarely on time | Tue Mar 30 1993 12:20 | 5 |
| Necco is probably a copyright or trademark of the New England
Confectionery Company (just guessing as to the company name).
(I mention this so I don't inadvertently end up in any sort of legal BOX).
|
396.14564 | Necco wafers --> neko wavers --> kitty paws --> patty paws | SMURF::BINDER | Vox turbae uox Dei | Tue Mar 30 1993 13:21 | 2 |
| Feeling BOXed in by the amazing number of one-word vocabularies around,
Dan?
|
396.14565 | patty paws => petits pois | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, & rarely on time | Tue Mar 30 1993 14:37 | 1 |
396.14566 | petit pois -> ... -> BOX (easy!) | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Wed Mar 31 1993 07:28 | 3 |
| petits pois -> little peas -> pppp -> PPPP -> big pees ->
|
BOX <- mail <- capital letters <-
|
396.14567 | Box -> Deja Vu | WIZZER::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Wed Mar 31 1993 09:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.14568 | deja vu -> ... -> all over again | GENSIS::LAVEY | Dr. Heckyll & Mr. Jive | Wed Mar 31 1993 13:12 | 3 |
|
... -> Help, I'm stuck in an infinite loop, and I can't get out! -> ...
|
396.14569 | all over again -> da capo | CALS::DESELMS | | Wed Mar 31 1993 13:19 | 0 |
396.14570 | da capo --> al fine | SMURF::BINDER | Vox turbae uox Dei | Wed Mar 31 1993 13:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.14571 | al fine => all fine => all quiet => on the Western front | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, & rarely on time | Wed Mar 31 1993 16:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.14572 | | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Wed Mar 31 1993 17:20 | 1 |
| "All quiet --> on the Western front" --> , remarqued Erich.
|
396.14573 | remarqued Erich, => Sancta Maria, that was good!! | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, & rarely on time | Wed Mar 31 1993 18:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.14574 | Sancta Maria, that was good!!--> was it good for you, too? | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Mar 31 1993 18:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.14575 | was it good for you, too? => BO... naaah... => maculateness | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, & rarely on time | Wed Mar 31 1993 19:30 | 2 |
| near miss, that... :-)
|
396.14576 | maculateness -> spot on! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Apr 01 1993 09:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.14577 | spot on! --> Spot --> dog | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Apr 01 1993 11:23 | 0 |
396.14578 | dog --> bog --> box | SMURF::BINDER | Vox turbae uox Dei | Thu Apr 01 1993 11:27 | 2 |
| Letter-by-letter word transformation. Can't help myself, this one was
too easy. :-)
|
396.14579 | box -> trap | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Apr 01 1993 13:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.14580 | trap --> trap | SMURF::BINDER | Vox turbae uox Dei | Thu Apr 01 1993 14:09 | 5 |
| trap --> bear --> raccoon (related to bears) --> coonskin --> cap --+
|
+-------------------------------------------------------------------+
|
+--> cover --> lid --> container --> box --> boxed in --> trap
|
396.14581 | trap -> prat -> part -> tarp | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Apr 01 1993 18:47 | 0 |
396.14582 | tarp --> box cover | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Thu Apr 01 1993 21:29 | 0 |
396.14583 | box cover --> lid --> elide--> glide-->fly-->mosquito | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Fri Apr 02 1993 01:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.14584 | | FORTY2::KNOWLES | DECspell snot awl ewe kneed | Fri Apr 02 1993 08:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.14585 | Knock Knock --> Cher | SMURF::BINDER | Vox turbae uox Dei | Fri Apr 02 1993 10:57 | 5 |
| Knock Knock --> knocker --> knacker --> dead horse --> beating -----+
|
+-------------------------------------------------------------------+
|
+--> beat goes on --> Sonny & --> Cher
|
396.14586 | Cher -> and Cher alike | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Apr 02 1993 11:13 | 0 |
396.14587 | Cher --> Sexy tattoos | VMSMKT::KENAH | There are no mistakes in Love... | Fri Apr 02 1993 12:47 | 0 |
396.14588 | Tattoo --> Drumbeat --> Beat --> BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | There are no mistakes in Love... | Fri Apr 02 1993 12:48 | 0 |
396.14589 | BOX! -> Trilogy! -> God Help Us! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Apr 02 1993 18:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.14590 | God Help Us! -> ok, ok, how about George Burns? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Apr 07 1993 14:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.14591 | . . . George Burns --> while Nero fiddles | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Wed Apr 07 1993 15:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.14592 | Dunroamin | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Apr 07 1993 20:08 | 5 |
| ^
sexy tattoos --> heart -->I love MUM --> at home --^
|
+----------------------+
While Nero fiddles --> Rome burns --> where were the firemen -|
|
396.14593 | Dunroamin -> Dunsinane | GENSIS::LAVEY | Dr. Heckyll & Mr. Jive | Thu Apr 08 1993 14:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.14594 | | CSC32::S_BROOK | I just passed myself going in the other direction! | Thu Apr 08 1993 14:32 | 1 |
| -< Dunsinane -> Blathering Idiot >-
|
396.14595 | Blathering Idiot -> lathering soap | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Apr 08 1993 15:25 | 0 |
396.14596 | Blathering idiot --> park it. | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Thu Apr 08 1993 15:25 | 9 |
| Blathering idiot --> blather --> "If tin whistles are made out of tin,
what are foghorns made out of?"* --> "Does your chewing gum lose its
flavour on the bedpost overnight?"** --> flavorless --> stale --> "Stay
a little longer..." --> park it.
--------
* Line from **
** Title of novelty R&R song form the '60s.
|
396.14597 | Park it --> That will be $8.00 | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Thu Apr 08 1993 17:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.14598 | That will be $8.00 --> Thy will be dunned | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Thu Apr 08 1993 17:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.14599 | Thy will be dunned -> let the chits fall where they may | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Apr 08 1993 18:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.14600 | let the chits fall where they may --> ... rolls downhill | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Fri Apr 09 1993 10:53 | 1 |
| Snarf.
|
396.14601 | ... rolls downhill --> sans moss | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Apr 09 1993 11:26 | 6 |
| Re: Snarf.
Colorado Springs had a city wide election Tuesday.
At my polling place I got ballot number 100. :-)
Dan
|
396.14602 | sans moss -> avec mass | CALS::DESELMS | | Fri Apr 09 1993 14:52 | 0 |
396.14603 | avec mass --> Mass Ave | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Fri Apr 09 1993 15:09 | 4 |
| A localism for "Massachusetts Avenue" one of the longest streets in teh
world.
|
396.14604 | Mass Ave -> Huntington Ave | CALS::DESELMS | | Fri Apr 09 1993 15:20 | 4 |
| Where does Mass Ave start and end? I never go beyond Roxbury or Cambridge, so
it never ocurred to me that there was more to it.
- Jim
|
396.14605 | | CSC32::S_BROOK | I just passed myself going in the other direction! | Fri Apr 09 1993 16:18 | 1 |
| Huntington Ave -> looking for a pound (of flesh)
|
396.14606 | Looking for a pound --> but a ha' penny will do | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Fri Apr 09 1993 16:43 | 10 |
| re: .14604
Can't give you exact starting and ending point; I just remember a
little factoid I heard somewhere. I believe that the starting point is on
the south shore somewhere (I think Quincy or Braintree), that Rout 2A
in Lexington is still the same Mass Ave, that 2A merges with Route 111 and
is still Mass Ave through a part of Concord, Acton, and Boxboro. I'd
guess that's a good 40 miles or so.
Clay
|
396.14607 | but a ha' penny will do -> meter maid | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Apr 12 1993 14:48 | 3 |
|
Not for Lovely Rita ....
|
396.14608 | meter maid --> meet 'er mistress | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Mon Apr 12 1993 16:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.14609 | meet 'er mistress --> menage a trois | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon Apr 12 1993 23:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.14610 | menage a trois -> three managers and a worker | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Apr 13 1993 09:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.14611 | three managers and a worker -> virtual reality | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Apr 13 1993 17:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.14612 | virtual reality -> Timothy Leary | THEBAY::GOODMAN | walking on broken glass... | Tue Apr 13 1993 18:02 | 0 |
396.14613 | Timothy Leary -> Electric Cool-Aid | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Apr 14 1993 10:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.14614 | Electric Cool-Aid -> Power Punch | CALS::DESELMS | | Wed Apr 14 1993 10:50 | 0 |
396.14615 | Power Punch -> KO | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Apr 15 1993 10:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.14616 | KO -> fishing hat | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Apr 15 1993 11:20 | 0 |
396.14617 | fishing hat -> hooks n'barbs n'floats | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Apr 15 1993 13:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.14618 | hooks n'barbs n'floats --> Tackle BOX | VMSMKT::KENAH | There are no mistakes in Love... | Thu Apr 15 1993 17:22 | 0 |
396.14619 | Tackle Box --> Guard Enclosure --> Prison Guard | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Thu Apr 15 1993 18:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.14620 | Prison Guard --> Yeomen of the ... --> Jack Point | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Thu Apr 15 1993 22:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.14621 | Jack Point -> Decimal Point | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Apr 19 1993 14:47 | 0 |
396.14622 | Decimal Point -> 10 point -> font | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Mon Apr 19 1993 15:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.14623 | font >- of knowledge | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Mon Apr 19 1993 21:55 | 0 |
396.14624 | of knowledge -> tree -> Garden of Eden | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Tue Apr 20 1993 04:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.14625 | Garden of Eden -> nature -> (+spring) -> hayfever | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | while (!ready) {continue;}; | Tue Apr 20 1993 06:28 | 1 |
| Hrmph.
|
396.14626 | hayfever > Hay Fever > Aldwych Farce | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Tue Apr 20 1993 08:06 | 3 |
| A series of plays by Ben Travis, staged at the Aldwych Theatre, London.
Nick
|
396.14627 | Aldwych Farcs --> Dear Delinquent | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Apr 20 1993 19:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.14628 | Dear Delinquent -> letter from home | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Apr 21 1993 09:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.14629 | letter from home -> 'h' | 'o' | 'm' | 'e' | CALS::DESELMS | | Wed Apr 21 1993 10:05 | 0 |
396.14630 | 'h' | 'o' | 'm' | 'e' -> oh me! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Apr 21 1993 13:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.14631 | oh me! -> oh my! -> oh you! | GENSIS::LAVEY | Dr. Heckyll & Mr. Jive | Wed Apr 21 1993 13:20 | 0 |
396.14632 | oh you! -> OU | CALS::DESELMS | | Wed Apr 21 1993 13:40 | 0 |
396.14633 | OU => diphthong | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Supplely Chained | Wed Apr 21 1993 14:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.14634 | diphthong --> on the other foot | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Wed Apr 21 1993 15:33 | 1 |
| diphthong --> diff thong --> alternative sandal --> on the other foot
|
396.14635 | on the other foot --> on the other hand | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Thu Apr 22 1993 12:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.14636 | on the other hand -> economists | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Apr 22 1993 14:23 | 2 |
| Harry Truman is reputed to have said that
what he needed was a one-handed economist.
|
396.14637 | economists --> 10 economists --> 11 solutions | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Apr 22 1993 21:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.14638 | 11 solutions --> 7% solution | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Apr 22 1993 21:47 | 0 |
396.14639 | 7% solution --> Turkish shag | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Fri Apr 23 1993 10:38 | 1 |
| Both substances used by Holmes
|
396.14640 | Turkish shag -> fowl mating habits | CALS::DESELMS | | Fri Apr 23 1993 11:36 | 0 |
396.14641 | fowl mating habits --> fowl habits --> The Flying Nun | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Fri Apr 23 1993 11:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.14642 | The Flying Nun -> Sally Fields -> Sally feeled -> burt smiles | WMOIS::KOWALEWICZ_M | Bite the wax tadpole | Fri Apr 23 1993 12:50 | 0 |
396.14643 | burt smiles --> Rubber Ducky | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Fri Apr 23 1993 17:32 | 5 |
| burt smiles --> bert's miles --> ernie's inches --> ernie's itches --+
|
+--------------------------------------------------------------------+
|
+--> scratch --> clean --> bath --> Rubber Ducky
|
396.14644 | Rubber Ducky --> you're the one | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Sun Apr 25 1993 00:58 | 0 |
396.14645 | you're the one -> Charlie Brown | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Apr 26 1993 13:43 | 1 |
| you're the one -> Who me? Yes you! ->
|
396.14646 | Charlie Brown --> peanuts | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Mon Apr 26 1993 14:25 | 10 |
| Charlie Brown -->
Who's that writin' on the walls? -->
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement
halls -->
The Prophet -->
Kahlil Gibran -->
(by alliteration) John Kenneth Galbraith -->
economics -->
money -->
peanuts
|
396.14647 | peanuts -> fishers and planters | CALS::DESELMS | | Mon Apr 26 1993 14:43 | 0 |
396.14648 | fishers and planters -> hunters and gatherers | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Apr 26 1993 14:50 | 0 |
396.14649 | hunters and gatherers -> Steak 'n Potatoes | VMSNET::S_VORE | Once More Unto The Breach | Mon Apr 26 1993 15:32 | 2 |
|
|
396.14650 | Steak 'n Potatoes --> couch potatoes | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Mon Apr 26 1993 16:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.14651 | couch potatoes -> common 'taters | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Mon Apr 26 1993 16:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.14652 | common 'taters --> Frank, Dandy Don, and Howard | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Mon Apr 26 1993 17:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.14653 | Frank,... -> WAF is Taxing :-) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Apr 27 1993 10:01 | 3 |
| Frank, Dandy Don, and Howard -> Monday Night Football ->
Monday Morning Quarterback -> Today's Refund -> IRS ->
|
396.14654 | down the runway | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Tue Apr 27 1993 11:42 | 5 |
|
WAF is taxing ---> *WAF is taxiing --> down the runway
*WAF = Womens' Air Force, a term used to refer to women in the
U.S. Air Force during WWII and for a while afterward.
|
396.14655 | down the runway --> There she is, Miss America! | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Tue Apr 27 1993 11:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.14656 | There she is, Miss America!-->Hit Canada | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Apr 27 1993 19:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.14657 | Hit Canada -> Hit him yourself | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Tue Apr 27 1993 21:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.14658 | | CSC32::S_BROOK | I just passed myself going in the other direction! | Wed Apr 28 1993 11:21 | 1 |
| -< Hit him yourself -> No fighting words allowed >-
|
396.14659 | No fighting words allowed --> Says who? | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Apr 28 1993 11:23 | 0 |
396.14660 | Says who? --> Who's on First? | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Wed Apr 28 1993 11:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.14661 | Who's on First? --> What? | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Wed Apr 28 1993 15:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.14662 | What? -> ... -> Watson, come here! I need you... | GENSIS::LAVEY | Dr. Heckyll & Mr. Jive | Wed Apr 28 1993 18:57 | 2 |
| ... -> I said... ->
|
396.14663 | Watson .... --> Please leave a message at the tone | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Wed Apr 28 1993 19:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.14664 | Please leave a message at the tone --> Beep! | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Apr 28 1993 20:05 | 0 |
396.14665 | Beep! -> Little Po Beep | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Wed Apr 28 1993 20:43 | 3 |
|
|
396.14666 | Little Po Beep -> Po Valley | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Apr 28 1993 23:18 | 2 |
| Little Po Beep -> Little Po Deep ->
|
396.14667 | Po Valley --> po' folks --> po' boy --> lunch | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Thu Apr 29 1993 10:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.14668 | Lunch --> BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | blah blah blah GINGER | Thu Apr 29 1993 10:31 | 1 |
| Sorry, Dick, it was a sittin' duck!
|
396.14669 | BOX! -> cubicle | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Apr 29 1993 11:15 | 0 |
396.14670 | cubicle => Spoonerism | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Supplely Chained | Thu Apr 29 1993 12:53 | 2 |
| cubicle => icicle => "The boy rode on a well-boiled icicle" =>
|
396.14671 | Spoonerism -> Panhandle | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Apr 29 1993 13:48 | 2 |
|
Spoonerism -> Soonerism - > Nebraska ->
|
396.14672 | Panhandle -> Texas | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Apr 29 1993 14:09 | 0 |
396.14673 | Texas -> TEXAS | CALS::DESELMS | | Thu Apr 29 1993 14:39 | 3 |
| Texas, where everything is big.
- Jim
|
396.14674 | TEXAS --> Takes us --> for a ride | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Thu Apr 29 1993 16:49 | 1 |
| Nit: Soonerism --> Oklahoma --> Panhandle
|
396.14675 | for a ride -> Sally Ride | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon May 03 1993 14:16 | 0 |
396.14676 | the wild surf | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Mon May 03 1993 22:19 | 3 |
| Sally Ride >- ride, ride, ride -> the wild surf
|
396.14677 | wild surf -> box | KARRAK::ORME | MadVax | Tue May 04 1993 19:32 | 2 |
| the wild surf -> turf -> dead -> box
|
396.14678 | box -> shadows | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Tue May 04 1993 23:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.14679 | shadows >- knows | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue May 04 1993 23:45 | 0 |
396.14680 | knows -> proboscis | CALS::DESELMS | | Wed May 05 1993 10:47 | 0 |
396.14681 | proboscis --> robo skis --> robocop | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Wed May 05 1993 10:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.14682 | robocop -> robocrook -> Carmen SanDiego | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Wed May 05 1993 12:27 | 0 |
396.14683 | Carmen SanDiego -> PC game -> box | NOVA::FISHER | DEC Rdb/Dinosaur | Thu May 06 1993 08:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.14684 | PC game --> box --> box again --> Reeboks | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Thu May 06 1993 09:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.14685 | Reeboks -> rematch | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri May 07 1993 10:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.14686 | rematch --> three on a match | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Fri May 07 1993 11:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.14687 | three on a match -> three strikes and you're out | CALS::DESELMS | | Fri May 07 1993 12:42 | 5 |
| <<< Note 396.14686 by SMURF::BINDER "Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi" >>>
-< rematch --> three on a match >-
|
396.14688 | out --> BOX score --> K | VMSMKT::KENAH | Another flashing chance at bliss... | Fri May 07 1993 15:39 | 0 |
396.14689 | K -> Bananas | CALS::DESELMS | | Fri May 07 1993 16:39 | 0 |
396.14690 | Bananas -> Woody Allen | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Sun May 09 1993 14:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.14691 | Woody Allen -> Mia Culpa | CFSCTC::SMITH | Tom Smith AKO1-3/H4 dtn 244-7079 | Sun May 09 1993 22:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.14692 | Mia Culpa --> Nancy Kulp --> Beverly Hillbillies | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Mon May 10 1993 15:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.14693 | Beverly Hillbillies --> Jed | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon May 10 1993 19:26 | 0 |
396.14694 | Jed -> GED | CALS::DESELMS | | Tue May 11 1993 12:10 | 0 |
396.14695 | GED --> Mr. Ed | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Wed May 12 1993 12:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.14696 | Mr. Ed -> Talkie Toaster | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Wed May 12 1993 12:56 | 0 |
396.14697 | Talkie Toaster --> Burnt Toast | POBOX::VANTILBURG | You Belong In The Zoo!! | Wed May 12 1993 13:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.14698 | Burnt Toast -> Burnt Weeny Sandwich -> Frank Zappa | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Any answer must be a subset of 42 | Thu May 13 1993 05:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.14699 | Frank Zappa -> Ronnie Raygun | CALS::DESELMS | | Thu May 13 1993 12:34 | 0 |
396.14700 | Ronnie Raygun >- Flash Clinton | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Thu May 13 1993 14:01 | 1 |
| Now! Now! No cards or letters, Please! 8^}
|
396.14701 | Flash Clinton -> Bush Whacker | CALS::DESELMS | | Thu May 13 1993 15:54 | 0 |
396.14702 | Bush Whacker -> patoto masher | CSCMA::BIELSKI | I am a curmudgeon, yet... | Fri May 14 1993 15:56 | 0 |
396.14703 | patoto masher >- vodka | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Fri May 14 1993 18:07 | 0 |
396.14704 | vodka -->Lada --> jeep --> gp -->MO-->SRN | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon May 17 1993 19:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.14705 | SRN -> S/N ratio -> Dolby | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Any answer must be a subset of 42 | Wed May 19 1993 05:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.14706 | Dolby -> astronauts and heretics | GENSIS::LAVEY | Dr. Heckyll & Mr. Jive | Wed May 19 1993 13:19 | 2 |
| (Thomas Dolby's latest release...)
|
396.14707 | astronauts and heretics -> heavenly predicament | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed May 19 1993 16:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.14708 | heavenly predicament -> cloudburst | NOVA::FISHER | DEC Rdb/Dinosaur | Thu May 20 1993 09:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.14709 | cloudburst > start of the cricket season | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Fri May 21 1993 04:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.14710 | Cricket --> Cage --> BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | Another flashing chance at bliss | Fri May 21 1993 09:18 | 0 |
396.14711 | BOX > Again! > Let's twist? | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Fri May 21 1993 09:33 | 6 |
| Re -1
No need for the detour of cricket to box via cage you can go directly
there!
Nick
|
396.14712 | Let's twist -> Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty | CALS::DESELMS | | Fri May 21 1993 10:25 | 0 |
396.14713 | Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Fri May 21 1993 11:36 | 3 |
| ^
|
Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty ----+
|
396.14714 | Two...three... -> The Bill of Several Three Lefts | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri May 21 1993 13:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.14715 | The Bill of Several Three Lefts -> Traffic Ticket | VMSNET::S_VORE | Once More Unto The Breach | Fri May 21 1993 22:52 | 3 |
| via: No right-on-red at this corner
and: Bill = somethin you have to pay
|
396.14716 | Traffic Ticket -> Moving Violation | CALS::DESELMS | | Mon May 24 1993 10:53 | 0 |
396.14717 | Moving Violation -> Roseanne & Dan Connor walking | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Tue May 25 1993 11:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.14718 | ... -> plate tectonics | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Any answer must be a subset of 42 | Tue May 25 1993 12:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.14719 | plate tectonics >- loose dentures | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue May 25 1993 14:01 | 0 |
396.14720 | loose dentures -> insipid cuspids | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue May 25 1993 16:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.14721 | insipid cuspids -> it's instant custard | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Wed May 26 1993 01:59 | 0 |
396.14722 | | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Wed May 26 1993 10:23 | 1 |
| it's instant custard --> custard's last instant --> custard's last stand
|
396.14723 | | MU::PORTER | exile on king street | Wed May 26 1993 11:06 | 1 |
396.14724 | | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed May 26 1993 13:04 | 2 |
396.14725 | What was the question? --> 42 | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu May 27 1993 01:06 | 0 |
396.14726 | 42 -> Mice !? | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Thu May 27 1993 01:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.14727 | Mice !? --> Mostly Harmless | CNTROL::HUBER | File and Forget | Thu May 27 1993 12:41 | 0 |
396.14728 | Mostly harmless -> Barely harmful | CALS::DESELMS | | Thu May 27 1993 12:58 | 0 |
396.14729 | Barely Harmful --> Real Armful | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Thu May 27 1993 13:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.14730 | Real Armful --> Hindu goddess | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Fri May 28 1993 01:25 | 3 |
| Re .14725
42 is "what was the answer" not "what was the question". Sheesh.
|
396.14731 | Hindu Goddess -> Kali | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Fri May 28 1993 02:02 | 0 |
396.14732 | kali -> fornia | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Fri May 28 1993 04:52 | 0 |
396.14733 | fornia -> carpenter | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Any answer must be a subset of 42 | Fri May 28 1993 09:08 | 2 |
| fornia -> Formica [(TM) or (R), d'now] -> table top -> carpenter
( ^-- some kind of resin-impregnated veneer)
|
396.14734 | Carpenter --> Ant | VMSMKT::KENAH | Another flashing chance at bliss | Fri May 28 1993 10:37 | 5 |
| fornia --> Formica --> carpenter --> ant
| ^
| (Latin for) |
+-----------------------+
|
396.14735 | Ant -> insect -> bug -> software | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Any answer must be a subset of 42 | Fri May 28 1993 10:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.14736 | software -> cotton | CALS::DESELMS | | Fri May 28 1993 11:37 | 0 |
396.14737 | cotton --> candy | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Fri May 28 1993 11:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.14738 | Candy --> Southern | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Fri May 28 1993 11:54 | 1 |
| Book (later a movie) by Terry S.
|
396.14739 | Southern -> Hemisphere | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Sun May 30 1993 21:11 | 0 |
396.14740 | Hemisphere => HemiDemiSemiQuaver | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Supplely Chained | Mon May 31 1993 00:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.14741 | HemiDemiSemiQuaver => 460.6875 | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Mon May 31 1993 04:34 | 5 |
| Base note plus 14741 replies = 14742.
14742 / 32 = 460.6875.
Therefore one thirty-second note is 460.6875.
|
396.14742 | 460.6875 -> Sorry, that number is disconnected | NECSC::BIELSKI | In need of a pc pc." | Mon May 31 1993 21:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.14743 | ... -> out of touch | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Any answer must be a subset of 42 | Tue Jun 01 1993 04:22 | 1 |
| Sorry, that number is disconnected -> out of order ->
|
396.14744 | out of touch -> ... -> time out of mind | GENSIS::LAVEY | Dr. Heckyll & Mr. Jive | Tue Jun 01 1993 13:05 | 2 |
| ... -> out of time -> ...
|
396.14745 | time out of mind --> 8 seconds | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Tue Jun 01 1993 22:05 | 2 |
| The average mind that was brought up on television
has an attention span which times out after about 8 seconds.
|
396.14746 | 8 seconds --> drank fifths | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Wed Jun 02 1993 09:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.14747 | drank fifths -> pirates | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Any answer must be a subset of 42 | Wed Jun 02 1993 10:50 | 2 |
| drank fifths -> quarts -> gallon -> galleon -> pirates (stereotypical
drinkers too)
|
396.14748 | pirates -> Pen's Aunts | CALS::DESELMS | Help is only a half-step away. | Wed Jun 02 1993 10:57 | 0 |
396.14749 | | CSC32::S_BROOK | I just passed myself going in the other direction! | Wed Jun 02 1993 12:23 | 3 |
| -< Pen's Aunts -> Uncle from Lands End >-
(another part of Cornwall, England ... its name is an accurate description)
|
396.14750 | Uncle from Lands End --> Stars' End | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Jun 02 1993 14:20 | 0 |
396.14751 | Stars' End -> Supernovae | CALS::DESELMS | Help is only a half-step away. | Wed Jun 02 1993 14:28 | 0 |
396.14752 | | CSC32::S_BROOK | I just passed myself going in the other direction! | Wed Jun 02 1993 18:06 | 1 |
| -< Supernovae -> Deep Space Ten! >-
|
396.14753 | deep space 10 --> blake's 7 | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Jun 03 1993 04:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.14754 | blake's 7 -> baker's dozen | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Any answer must be a subset of 42 | Thu Jun 03 1993 05:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.14755 | baker's dozen -> one for the road | NECSC::BIELSKI | In need of a pc pc." | Thu Jun 03 1993 08:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.14756 | one for the road --> won for the Gipper | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Thu Jun 03 1993 10:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.14757 | one for the Gipper => read my lips | FORTY2::KNOWLES | DECspell snot awl ewe kneed | Fri Jun 04 1993 09:27 | 3 |
| We could start a whole string of Presidential WAF.
b
|
396.14758 | read my lips -> salt my chips | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Mon Jun 07 1993 20:51 | 0 |
396.14759 | salt my chips --> cash my chips | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Tue Jun 08 1993 09:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.14760 | cash (for) my chips >- Accounts Receivable | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Jun 08 1993 09:56 | 0 |
396.14761 | Accounts Receivable --> ar ar ar | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue Jun 08 1993 11:18 | 0 |
396.14762 | ar ar ar -> laughing stock | NECSC::BIELSKI | In need of a pc pc." | Tue Jun 08 1993 12:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.14763 | laughing stock -> hyena soup | CALS::DESELMS | Help is only a half-step away. | Tue Jun 08 1993 12:38 | 0 |
396.14764 | hyena soup --> fly in my soup | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Tue Jun 08 1993 12:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.14765 | fly in my soup -> swim in my sky | CALS::DESELMS | Help is only a half-step away. | Tue Jun 08 1993 12:43 | 0 |
396.14766 | swim in my sky => swine in Moscow | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Supplely Chained | Tue Jun 08 1993 22:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.14767 | Swine in Moscow -> Cows in whiskey | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Wed Jun 09 1993 02:10 | 3 |
|
I don't know why - "it seemed like a good idea at the time"
|
396.14768 | Cows in whiskey -> Sheep Dip | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Any answer must be a subset of 42 | Wed Jun 09 1993 03:40 | 1 |
| (brand of Scottish Malt, and a very good one at that)
|
396.14769 | sheep dip --> deep s**t | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow or @mso | Wed Jun 09 1993 11:29 | 3 |
| Try saying "sheep dip" 10 times, fast
Clay
|
396.14770 | deep s**t >- barnyard | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Jun 09 1993 13:06 | 1 |
| Been there. Cleaned that. 8^{
|
396.14771 | barnyard -> farmer's daughter | NECSC::BIELSKI | In need of a pc pc." | Wed Jun 09 1993 14:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.14772 | farmers' daughter -> horse to water | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Wed Jun 09 1993 20:36 | 2 |
|
|
396.14773 | horse to water --> horticulture | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Wed Jun 09 1993 22:39 | 0 |
396.14774 | horticulture -> upward mobility | NECSC::BIELSKI | In need of a pc pc." | Thu Jun 10 1993 10:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.14775 | upward mobility -> Zeppelins | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Any answer must be a subset of 42 | Thu Jun 10 1993 10:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.14776 | Zeppelins --> light emiting diode | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Jun 10 1993 15:40 | 0 |
396.14777 | light emiting diode >- 5R4 | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Thu Jun 10 1993 16:38 | 0 |
396.14778 | 5R4 --> Digital reorganization | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Thu Jun 10 1993 22:44 | 0 |
396.14779 | foo chain | NECSC::BIELSKI | In need of a pc pc." | Fri Jun 11 1993 14:09 | 5 |
|
Digital reorganization -> supply chain -> food chain -> foo chain
^
5R4 ...............four are three ..................|
|
396.14780 | foo chain -> foo bar | CALS::DESELMS | Help is only a half-step away. | Fri Jun 11 1993 16:23 | 1 |
| The obvious next step...
|
396.14781 | foo bar -> FUBAR -> Digital reorganization | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Sun Jun 13 1993 22:54 | 1 |
| Oh no, now you did it! Stuck in an infinite loop, like you-know-whom.
|
396.14782 | Digital reorganization -> bit shifting | CALS::DESELMS | Help is only a half-step away. | Mon Jun 14 1993 12:11 | 0 |
396.14783 | bit shifting >- forced retiring | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Mon Jun 14 1993 13:58 | 0 |
396.14784 | forced retiring -> pit stop | NECSC::BIELSKI | In need of a pc pc." | Tue Jun 15 1993 09:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.14785 | pit stop => The Pit & the Pendulum | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Partially sage, & rarely on time | Tue Jun 15 1993 09:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.14786 | The Pit & the Pendulum -> Poe: A Raven Lunatic | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jun 16 1993 12:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.14787 | Poe: A Raven Lunatic -> Bird man of Alcatraz | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Fri Jun 18 1993 18:14 | 1 |
|
|
396.14788 | Bird man of Alcatraz --> jailbird | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Wed Jun 23 1993 13:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.14789 | jailbird -> gilded cage | CALS::DESELMS | A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Wed Jun 23 1993 14:18 | 0 |
396.14790 | gilded cage --> gold BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | Escapes,Lies,Truth,Passion,Miracles | Wed Jun 23 1993 15:37 | 0 |
396.14791 | gold BOX! -> Very Asian | THEBAY::GOODMAN | walking on broken glass... | Wed Jun 23 1993 16:42 | 0 |
396.14792 | Very Asian -> and Themes | JIT081::DIAMOND | Pardon me? Or must I be a criminal? | Wed Jun 23 1993 21:57 | 0 |
396.14793 | Themes-dissertations | CASPRO::LMARINO | | Thu Jun 24 1993 16:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.14794 | dissertations---> Slow boat from china | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Fri Jun 25 1993 02:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.14795 | Slow boat from china - gravy train to tomorrow | KERNEL::MORRIS | Which universe did you dial? | Fri Jun 25 1993 05:36 | 10 |
| Slow boat from China
->
Gravy boat from Potteries
->
Gravy train to tomorrow
|
396.14796 | gravy train... -> slip slidin' away | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Tue Jun 29 1993 16:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.14797 | slip slidin' away --> "The BOXer" | VMSMKT::KENAH | Escapes,Lies,Truth,Passion,Miracles | Wed Jun 30 1993 10:48 | 0 |
396.14798 | "The BOXer" -> the gift wrapper -> Trojan Horse | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 02 1993 17:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.14799 | Trojan Horse -> Screaming Spartan | MATISE::DESELMS | Jim DeSelms - DTN 297-2216 | Fri Jul 09 1993 16:37 | 1 |
| (horse == hoarse)
|
396.14800 | Screaming Spartan -> Dancing Derwish | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Any answer must be a subset of 42 | Mon Jul 12 1993 08:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.14801 | Dancing Dervish -> Hopping Scot | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Tue Jul 13 1993 00:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.14802 | Hopping Scot -> Hopscotch -> Walter Matthau | GENSIS::LAVEY | Dr. Heckyll & Mr. Jive | Tue Jul 13 1993 19:55 | 0 |
396.14803 | Walter Matthau - > Wall-to-wall | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Wed Jul 14 1993 00:55 | 0 |
396.14804 | Wall-to-wall >- dirt | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Jul 14 1993 09:18 | 1 |
| One of my early apartments.
|
396.14805 | dirt -> You dirty rat! | KERNEL::MORRIS | Which universe did you dial? | Wed Jul 14 1993 10:17 | 15 |
| Recursive Word Association Loop
dirt --------> dish the dirt
^ |
| -----------------
---- v
| dish ran away with the spoon
You dirty rat! ------<BREAKOUT> |
^ |
| v
| born with a silver spoon in your mouth
| |
| ---------
| v
- You don't know you're born!
|
396.14806 | You dirty rat! --> Cagney --> and Lacey-->Frills | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Jul 14 1993 19:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.14807 | frills -> and spills | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Wed Jul 14 1993 22:21 | 0 |
396.14808 | frills -> and spills => risk/reward | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Thu Jul 15 1993 10:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.14809 | risk/reward --> ROI | SMURF::BINDER | Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi | Thu Jul 15 1993 10:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.14810 | ROI -> Pere Ubu | MU::PORTER | the past sure is tense | Thu Jul 15 1993 13:03 | 0 |
396.14811 | Pere Ubu + ? -> No thanks, I'll have Poland Spring | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jul 15 1993 14:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.14812 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | I just passed myself going in the other direction! | Fri Jul 16 1993 15:43 | 3 |
| No thanks, ... Not another rejection!
|
396.14813 | Not another rejection! -> Publish or Perish | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jul 20 1993 19:41 | 5 |
|
S_BROOK no rejection intended. Spring.. brook....
In any case I am assuming your reply was part of WAF and will add ...
|
396.14814 | rock and a hot place | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Thu Jul 22 1993 17:40 | 8 |
| ^
|
|
land of Caanan or hell
^
|
Publish or Perish -> bliss or the Pit +
|
396.14815 | rock and a hot place -> Gibralter and Djibouti | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 23 1993 14:34 | 1 |
| try to say these 3 times fast....
|
396.14816 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | I just passed myself going in the other direction! | Fri Jul 23 1993 16:18 | 2 |
| Gibralter and Djibouti => Red Renault, Yellow Renault => Tongue Twister
|
396.14817 | Tongue Twister -> French Kiss | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 23 1993 17:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.14818 | French Kiss -> Jean Simmawng | CALS::DESELMS | | Fri Jul 23 1993 17:55 | 0 |
396.14819 | Jean Simmawng -> femme fatal | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jul 28 1993 09:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.14820 | femme fatal -> Bette Davis ayes | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Wed Jul 28 1993 09:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.14821 | Bette Davis ayes --> Bo knows | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Wed Jul 28 1993 11:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.14822 | Bo knows --> Sonny and Cher | GAVEL::62611::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Wed Jul 28 1993 12:02 | 1 |
| Well, used to be anyway
|
396.14823 | Sonny and Cher --> ...and share alike | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Wed Jul 28 1993 13:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.14824 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | I just passed myself going in the other direction! | Thu Jul 29 1993 13:17 | 3 |
| ... and share alike -> where's my bit of a like ->
and my bit of a different -> indifference
|
396.14825 | | PAOIS::HILL | Come on lemmings, let's go! | Fri Jul 30 1993 05:20 | 1 |
| indifference > indifferent > one word or two?
|
396.14826 | indifference -> one word or two -> Who cares ? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 30 1993 08:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.14827 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | I just passed myself going in the other direction! | Fri Jul 30 1993 17:26 | 3 |
| -<who cares -> apathy rules OK! -> procrastination ->
we'll care ... tomorrow -> around to it -> a round tuit >-
|
396.14828 | A round tuit --> a cubical BOX! | VMSMKT::KENAH | Escapes,Lies,Truth,Passion,Miracles | Fri Jul 30 1993 17:27 | 0 |
396.14829 | a cubical BOX! --> Bach's not square | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Fri Jul 30 1993 17:29 | 1 |
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396.14830 | Bach's not square -> after he got a round tuit | KAOFS::S_BROOK | I just passed myself going in the other direction! | Mon Aug 02 1993 11:22 | 1 |
|
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396.14831 | a round tiut --> recession: --> See RECESSION | VMSMKT::KENAH | Escapes,Lies,Truth,Passion,Miracles | Mon Aug 02 1993 11:23 | 0 |
396.14832 | See RECESSION -> C-ing is BELIEVING | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Mon Aug 02 1993 11:42 | 1 |
|
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396.14833 | C-ing is BELIEVING -> Blind Faith | KAOFS::S_BROOK | I just passed myself going in the other direction! | Mon Aug 02 1993 12:59 | 1 |
|
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396.14834 | Blind Faith -> Lame Hope | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Thu Aug 05 1993 17:21 | 1 |
|
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396.14835 | Lame Hope -> Jack Kerouac | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Aug 07 1993 09:45 | 5 |
| Lame Hope -> Bob Hope and Bing Crosby -> The road movies
|
v
"On the Road"
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396.14836 | Jack Kerouac => Make Way For Ducklings | NRSTA2::KALIKOW | Supplely Chained | Sat Aug 07 1993 11:04 | 8 |
| Lessee now, the missing link... Can I remember 'em all?
Jack, Quack, Mack, Ouack, and Lack. Probably forgetting a few, but let
me not fail to mention, at the end of the Pack...
The Image Consultant duckling, Flack; and of course, last not least,
The Peregrine Literary duckling, Kerouack.
|
396.14837 | Make Way for Ducklings -> Koalas cross here at night | GIDDAY::BURT | Chele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693 | Mon Aug 09 1993 02:35 | 6 |
|
Taken from the famous Australian roadsign.
I've often wondered if they're actually more amiable during the day.
Chele
|
396.14838 | Koalas cross here at night --> Net Ripoff | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Mon Aug 09 1993 10:32 | 2 |
| Koalas cross here at night --> Pteranodon Next 50 Miles (novelty sign
for sale in a museum) --> Tear a Node On...
|
396.14839 | Ripoff --> BOXtop | VMSMKT::KENAH | | Mon Aug 09 1993 14:32 | 0 |
396.14840 | Ripoff -> BOXtop -> no Intel inside | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Mon Aug 09 1993 17:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.14841 | no Intel inside -> beam me up, Scotty | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Any answer must be a subset of 42 | Tue Aug 10 1993 05:48 | 1 |
| ... -> no intelligent life down here -> ...
|
396.14842 | Beam me up, Scotty -> The engines canna take it, Captain | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Tue Aug 10 1993 20:28 | 0 |
396.14843 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Wed Aug 11 1993 10:47 | 3 |
| The engines canna take it, Captain => the dilithium crytals can nae
take the strain =>Take the bus and leave the driving to us =>
Go Greyhound
|
396.14844 | Go Greyhound --> Going to the dogs | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Wed Aug 11 1993 10:54 | 1 |
|
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396.14845 | Going to the dogs -> Woof! | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Aug 11 1993 11:12 | 0 |
396.14846 | Woof! -> "How do you make a cat go WOOF?" | CALS::DESELMS | | Wed Aug 11 1993 12:48 | 0 |
396.14847 | ...make a cat go WOOF? -> send it into hyperspace? | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Wed Aug 11 1993 17:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.14848 | ...hyperspace? -> No! Dip it in gas and set it on fire! | CALS::DESELMS | | Wed Aug 11 1993 18:07 | 4 |
|
SORRY! I don't know what came over me.
- Jim
|
396.14849 | How do youget a dog to Miaow? | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Aug 11 1993 22:37 | 7 |
| No! Dip it in gas and set it on fire! >-
W W W OOO OOO FFFFF !
W W W W O O O O F !
W W W W O O O O FFF ! ----->
WW WW O O O O F
W W OOO OOO F !
|
396.14850 | how do you get a dog to miaow? -> buy it a ticket | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Wed Aug 11 1993 22:46 | 0 |
396.14851 | buy it a ticket -> going nowhere fast | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Fri Aug 13 1993 09:38 | 7 |
|
based on "I want a round trip ticket."
"To where?"
"To back here, of course."
|
396.14852 | going nowhere fast -> faster and faster | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Aug 16 1993 11:28 | 0 |
396.14853 | faster and faster --> behinder and behinder | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Tue Aug 17 1993 16:03 | 1 |
| from the old saying "the faster I goes, the behinder I gets"
|
396.14854 | behinder and behinder >- couch potato | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Aug 17 1993 21:39 | 0 |
396.14855 | couch potato -> lounge legume | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Wed Aug 18 1993 01:20 | 0 |
396.14856 | lounge legume => Pommy pomme-de-terre | DRDAN::KALIKOW | Supplely Chained | Wed Aug 18 1993 08:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.14857 | Pommy pomme-de-terre -> chip off the ol' glob | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Thu Aug 19 1993 12:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.14858 | chip off the ol' glob -> spit 'n' image | CALS::DESELMS | | Thu Aug 19 1993 14:07 | 3 |
| By the way is it "Spit 'n' image" or "Spittin' image"?
- Jim
|
396.14859 | | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Thu Aug 19 1993 15:16 | 2 |
| "Spittin' image," corrupted from "spit 'n' image," which meant an exact
copy, even to the spit.
|
396.14860 | no entry in .14589 => 10-yard penalty & loss of down | DRDAN::KALIKOW | Supplely Chained | Thu Aug 19 1993 16:31 | 2 |
| Such a lapse in 396.* etiquette ill becomes ya, Dick... :-)
|
396.14861 | 10 yd. penalty and loss of down -> balding foul | CALS::DESELMS | | Thu Aug 19 1993 16:50 | 0 |
396.14862 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | | Thu Aug 19 1993 17:33 | 7 |
|
>> "Spittin' image," corrupted from "spit 'n' image," which meant an exact
>> copy, even to the spit.
I read once that it was a corruption of "spirit and image"
which makes a lot of sense too. Interesting.
|
396.14863 | Aiee! Not you, too!! :-) | DRDAN::KALIKOW | Supplely Chained | Thu Aug 19 1993 21:30 | 3 |
| (not to mention, me too...) :-)
(carry on, others; I just got bumped back behind my own goal-line)
|
396.14864 | not you, too -> Freiherr von Richthofen | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Any answer must be a subset of 42 | Fri Aug 20 1993 04:45 | 1 |
| ... -> not U2 -> not Gary Powers -> .... (another famous pilot)
|
396.14865 | Freiherr von Richthofen --> Take that, English schwein! | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Fri Aug 20 1993 15:58 | 1 |
|
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396.14866 | Take that, English schwein! -> bicycle | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Aug 20 1993 20:07 | 0 |
396.14867 | bicycle -> built for two -> Daisy chain | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Sun Aug 22 1993 20:55 | 1 |
|
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396.14868 | Daisy chain --> flower power | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Mon Aug 23 1993 10:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.14869 | flower power -> Mary Jane | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Mon Aug 23 1993 12:02 | 1 |
| a girl I once heard of...
|
396.14870 | Mary Jane -> ... -> Campbell Soup | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Any answer must be a subset of 42 | Tue Aug 24 1993 10:34 | 1 |
| ... -> Sweet Jane -> Velvet Underground -> Andy Warhol -> ...
|
396.14871 | Campbell soup --> mmmm mmmm good | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Tue Aug 24 1993 14:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.14872 | mmmm mmmm good --> mmmm mmmm good | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue Aug 24 1993 14:51 | 0 |
396.14873 | -< mmmm mmmm good --> mmmm mmmm good -->Tautology | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Aug 25 1993 23:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.14874 | tautology -> phrenology | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Thu Aug 26 1993 00:42 | 2 |
|
|
396.14875 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Thu Aug 26 1993 10:08 | 1 |
| -< phrenology -> a buumpy ride >-
|
396.14876 | a buumpy ride >- Betty Davis Eyes | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Thu Aug 26 1993 13:08 | 0 |
396.14877 | Betty Davis eyes -> soothsayer nays | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Aug 26 1993 14:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.14878 | soothsayer nays -> horsing around suspected | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Thu Aug 26 1993 16:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.14879 | horsing around suspected -> around suspected what? | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Aug 27 1993 11:32 | 0 |
396.14880 | around suspected what? -> a rotund alleged murderer | CALS::DESELMS | | Fri Aug 27 1993 12:04 | 0 |
396.14881 | a rotund alleged murderer --> Moby Harvey Oswald | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Fri Aug 27 1993 12:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.14882 | Moby Harvey Oswald -> Killer Whale | CALS::DESELMS | | Fri Aug 27 1993 13:35 | 0 |
396.14883 | killer whale -> man eating shark | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Sun Aug 29 1993 21:53 | 0 |
396.14884 | man eating shark --> Man Bites Dog | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Mon Aug 30 1993 11:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.14885 | Man Bites Dog --> That's news, they say | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Aug 30 1993 12:04 | 0 |
396.14886 | That's news, they say->Sans news, they play | VMSNET::S_VORE | Nothing Unreal Exists | Tue Aug 31 1993 10:42 | 2 |
|
|
396.14887 | Sans news --> Sans Culottes --> Without BOXer Shorts | OKFINE::KENAH | | Tue Aug 31 1993 12:29 | 0 |
396.14888 | Without BOXer Shorts => Comme on dit dans le BOX, (oo er Mrs!) | DRDAN::KALIKOW | Supplely Chained | Tue Aug 31 1993 12:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.14889 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Tue Aug 31 1993 13:01 | 1 |
| -< Comme on dit dans le BOX, (oo er Mrs!) -> Say WHAT! WHERE! >-
|
396.14890 | Say WHAT! WHERE! -> WHY?! | CALS::DESELMS | | Tue Aug 31 1993 13:10 | 0 |
396.14891 | WHY?! -> Why NOT?! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Tue Aug 31 1993 15:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.14892 | Why NOT?! -> RFK | 4GL::LASHER | Working... | Tue Aug 31 1993 16:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.14893 | RFK -> NFL | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 02 1993 13:41 | 1 |
| ... stadium
|
396.14894 | NFL , NFTL , <=c | CALS::DESELMS | | Thu Sep 02 1993 14:24 | 0 |
396.14895 | <=c -> abc | RUMOR::WOOKPC::lee | Wook, like "Book" with a "W" | Thu Sep 02 1993 14:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.14896 | abc >- triplets | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Thu Sep 02 1993 19:00 | 0 |
396.14897 | triplets -> trilogy | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Sep 03 1993 11:29 | 0 |
396.14898 | trilogy >- Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy | PAOXCS::HILL | Come on lemmings, let's go! | Fri Sep 03 1993 11:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.14899 | Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy -> 42 | CALS::DESELMS | | Fri Sep 03 1993 12:17 | 0 |
396.14900 | 42 --> SNARF! --> BOX!! (Why not? %^}) | OKFINE::KENAH | | Fri Sep 03 1993 12:42 | 0 |
396.14901 | ...-> we apologise for the inconvenience | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Any answer must be a subset of 42 | Fri Sep 03 1993 13:35 | 5 |
| (interruption) -> and now back to our regular program --
|
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|
HHGTG -----+-----> we apologise ...
|
396.14902 | pleased stay tuned | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Fri Sep 03 1993 14:30 | 1 |
| we apologise for the inconvenience --> please stay tuned
|
396.14903 | please stay tuned -> Technical Difficulties | CALS::DESELMS | | Fri Sep 03 1993 16:54 | 0 |
396.14904 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Sat Sep 04 1993 23:58 | 7 |
| Technical Difficulties -> Operational Difficulties ->
Incoming flight has been delayed ->
When the runway is completed, would you like to board your plane!
(from a Tom Paxton song ...)
|
396.14905 | | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Tue Sep 07 1993 09:06 | 3 |
| . . . would you like to board your plane --+
|
would you like to plane your board?<-------+
|
396.14906 | would you like to plane your board? -> Flatland | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 07 1993 09:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.14907 | Flatland >- Outland | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Sep 07 1993 09:55 | 0 |
396.14908 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Tue Sep 07 1993 10:15 | 1 |
| Outland -> Outback -> Oz -> Tie me kangaroo down sport!
|
396.14909 | Tie me kangaroo down sport! --> You will 'roo the day! | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue Sep 07 1993 11:39 | 0 |
396.14910 | You will 'roo the day! => Gopher broke | DRDAN::KALIKOW | Supplely Chained | Tue Sep 07 1993 11:52 | 1 |
|
|
396.14911 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Tue Sep 07 1993 12:25 | 1 |
| -< Gopher broke => I AM broke! >-
|
396.14912 | I AM broke! -> If it ain't broke, don't fix it. | CALS::DESELMS | | Tue Sep 07 1993 13:05 | 0 |
396.14913 | If it ain't broke,... -> all those poor, broken pets... | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Wed Sep 08 1993 09:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.14914 | all those poor, broken pets... -> The Glass Menagerie | CALS::DESELMS | | Wed Sep 08 1993 11:19 | 0 |
396.14915 | The Glass Menagerie --> Animal Cookies | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Sep 08 1993 15:49 | 0 |
396.14916 | Animal Cookies -> Alphabet Soup | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Wed Sep 08 1993 20:12 | 0 |
396.14917 | Alphabet Soup -> no thanks, it spells terrible | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Thu Sep 09 1993 08:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.14918 | no thanks, it spells terrible --> I have a bad code | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Thu Sep 09 1993 09:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.14919 | I have a bad code -> I have a code in my node | CALS::DESELMS | | Thu Sep 09 1993 11:49 | 0 |
396.14920 | I have a code in my node --> Well, de-bug it. | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Thu Sep 09 1993 13:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.14921 | Well, debug it -> That reply flu right over my head. | CALS::DESELMS | | Thu Sep 09 1993 14:05 | 0 |
396.14922 | That reply flu right over my head -> get a grippe | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | | Thu Sep 09 1993 14:16 | 0 |
396.14923 | get a grippe --> bag it | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Thu Sep 09 1993 15:08 | 1 |
| Re .14922 - applause.
|
396.14924 | bag it --> paper or plastic? | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | | Thu Sep 09 1993 17:20 | 4 |
|
Re .14923 - curtsey, blush.
|
396.14925 | paper or plastic? --> cash or charge? | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Thu Sep 09 1993 17:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.14926 | cash or charge? -> smoking or non-? | 4GL::LASHER | Working... | Fri Sep 10 1993 08:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.14927 | smoking or non-? -> dressed to kill | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | A witty saying proves nothing | Fri Sep 10 1993 09:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.14928 | dressed to kill -> warpaint | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Fri Sep 10 1993 11:01 | 1 |
|
|
396.14929 | warpaint >- battleship gray | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Fri Sep 10 1993 11:23 | 0 |
396.14930 | warpaint -> warp a int -> typecast :-) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Sep 10 1993 11:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.14931 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Fri Sep 10 1993 11:29 | 2 |
| Battleship grey ->
typecast -> Overcast :-(
|
396.14932 | typecast :-) >- printer's devil | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Fri Sep 10 1993 11:29 | 4 |
| My battleship got sunk
mP
|
396.14933 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Fri Sep 10 1993 13:23 | 2 |
| overcast ->
Printer's devil -> downcast
|
396.14934 | downcast -> bronze duck | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Fri Sep 10 1993 13:41 | 0 |
396.14935 | bronze duck --> sank | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Sep 10 1993 14:55 | 0 |
396.14936 | sank -> the weight of the world | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Sep 13 1993 10:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.14937 | the weight of the world -> Heracles | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | A witty saying proves nothing | Mon Sep 13 1993 10:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.14938 | Heracles -> treacles | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Sep 13 1993 11:26 | 0 |
396.14939 | >treacles -> mo' lasses | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Mon Sep 13 1993 12:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.14940 | mo'lasses --> moremen --> latter day saints | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Mon Sep 13 1993 14:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.14941 | latter day saints -> better late than never | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Mon Sep 13 1993 17:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.14942 | better late than never --> eventually | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Sep 15 1993 19:55 | 0 |
396.14943 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Thu Sep 16 1993 10:00 | 1 |
| -< eventually --> Colorado or Bust! >-
|
396.14944 | Colorado or Bust! -> Head for the hills! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Sep 17 1993 09:26 | 4 |
|
Colorado - The Rockies - a mountain range ..
->
Bust - ( WAF - linkage set hidden :-) ) ..
|
396.14945 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Fri Sep 17 1993 10:01 | 7 |
| <Head for the hills -> Bust Colorado -> Gold!>
(Bust Colorado, micro-village just west of COlorado Springs in
Ute pass! Got it's own post office ... but nothing else!)
|
396.14946 | Gold! -> 50 years of panning | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Fri Sep 17 1993 10:49 | 2 |
| (job security for marriage counsellors)
|
396.14947 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Fri Sep 17 1993 11:23 | 1 |
| -< 50 years of panning -> 50 years of wokking -> sore feet >-
|
396.14948 | sore feet -> Achilles' heel | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | A witty saying proves nothing | Fri Sep 17 1993 11:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.14949 | Achilles' heel --> straight arrow | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Fri Sep 17 1993 12:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.14950 | straight arrow >- super hero | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Fri Sep 17 1993 13:32 | 7 |
| I wasn't going to do this but:
Achilles' heel --> straight arrow >-
Hector Green Arrow --> Green Lantern --> justice league -->
--> super hero
|
396.14951 | super hero -> large sub | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Sep 17 1993 14:10 | 2 |
| re. -1 ... didn't think we could make the transitions? .... :-)
|
396.14952 | large sub -> Sea Quest | CALS::DESELMS | | Fri Sep 17 1993 16:11 | 0 |
396.14953 | Sea Quest --> On the Idiot BOX | OKFINE::KENAH | | Fri Sep 17 1993 17:40 | 0 |
396.14954 | On the Idiot BOX --> cable converter | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Sep 17 1993 20:35 | 0 |
396.14955 | canle converter --> wire stripper | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun Sep 19 1993 19:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.14956 | wire stripper -> Candy-gram | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Sep 20 1993 10:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.14957 | Candy-gram -> Land Shark!!! | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Sep 20 1993 11:33 | 0 |
396.14958 | Land Shark!!! => "Apple-Bobbing?" "Apple-Bobbing." | DRDAN::KALIKOW | Supplely Chained | Mon Sep 20 1993 11:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.14959 | "Apple-Bobbing?" "Apple-Bobbing." --> Adam's Adam's apple | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Mon Sep 20 1993 12:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.14960 | Adam's Adam's apple -> Eve's EVE editor | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Mon Sep 20 1993 16:36 | 1 |
|
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396.14961 | Can Cain? Is Cain Able? | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Mon Sep 20 1993 17:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.14962 | Is Cain Abel? -> With Cain's cane can Abel amble? | CALS::DESELMS | | Mon Sep 20 1993 17:13 | 0 |
396.14963 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Mon Sep 20 1993 17:47 | 11 |
| -< With Cain's cane can Able amble -> A centipede was happy quite >-
From -
A centipede was happy quite,
until a frog in fun asked
"How do you know which
leg to put before which?"
At this the centipede was all in a fix
As he rolled headlong into a ditch
Pondering how on earth he could run
|
396.14964 | A centipede was happy quite -> a thousand points alight | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 21 1993 10:42 | 4 |
|
stretching centipede to millipede.. ( or is that millepede? )
|
396.14965 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Tue Sep 21 1993 11:01 | 2 |
| -< a thousand points alight -> a thousand points, alright ? ->
early '80s mortgage >-
|
396.14966 | early '80s mortgage -> early '90s foreclosure | CALS::DESELMS | | Tue Sep 21 1993 11:14 | 0 |
396.14967 | early '90s foreclosure -> slightly inefficient market | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Wed Sep 22 1993 11:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.14968 | slightly inefficient market >- overstocked | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Sep 22 1993 11:12 | 0 |
396.14969 | overstocked --> too many BOXes | OKFINE::KENAH | | Wed Sep 22 1993 13:04 | 0 |
396.14970 | too many BOXe[r]s >- Gold's Gym | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Sep 22 1993 15:08 | 0 |
396.14971 | Gold's Gym -> Jim's gold | CALS::DESELMS | | Wed Sep 22 1993 15:46 | 3 |
| MINE!
- Jim
|
396.14972 | Jim's gold -> (...) -> dross | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 23 1993 10:25 | 2 |
| Jim's gold -> Olympic Gold -> Atlanta -> 'WHATSIT' ->
|
396.14973 | dross -> thought I smelt somethin' | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Fri Sep 24 1993 13:18 | 1 |
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|
396.14974 | thought I smelt somethin' --> The smelts are running! | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Fri Sep 24 1993 14:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.14975 | my nose is running | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Fri Sep 24 1993 17:48 | 2 |
| The smelts are running --> my nose is running
|
396.14976 | my nose is running -> you'd better catch it | NOVA::FISHER | US Patent 5225833 | Sun Sep 26 1993 07:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.14977 | you'd better catch it -> I don't need another cold | KAOFS::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Sun Sep 26 1993 20:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.14978 | ...need another cold -> never mind, it flu away | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Mon Sep 27 1993 08:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.14979 | never mind, it flu away -> absent minded | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 28 1993 08:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.14980 | absent minded --> professor --> Flubber | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Tue Sep 28 1993 09:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.14981 | Flubber -> Starlite | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Sep 28 1993 12:28 | 5 |
|
... for those of you that read about the amazing material ( some
plastic base + ??? ) recently ... [ Ref: ASKENET Note #173 ]
|
396.14982 | Starlite --> Starbright, first star I see tonight | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Tue Sep 28 1993 12:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.14983 | ...first star I see tonight -> Tom Brokaw | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Tue Sep 28 1993 16:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.14984 | Tom Brokaw -> anchor | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 30 1993 08:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.14985 | anchor -> weigh | CALS::DESELMS | | Thu Sep 30 1993 09:12 | 0 |
396.14986 | weigh -> Ms. Muffett | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 30 1993 10:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.14987 | Ms. Muffett --> Arachnaphobia | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Thu Sep 30 1993 10:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.14988 | Arachnaphobia --> typografikal arrow | NOVA::FISHER | US Patent 5225833 | Thu Sep 30 1993 14:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.14989 | typografikal arrow --> Robin Hood's secretary | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Thu Sep 30 1993 14:27 | 0 |
396.14990 | Robin Hood's secretary -> lunch on the run | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Thu Sep 30 1993 16:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.14991 | lunch on the run --> BOX lunch | OKFINE::KENAH | | Thu Sep 30 1993 17:18 | 0 |
396.14992 | BOX lunch --> Soapbox | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Sep 30 1993 18:44 | 0 |
396.14993 | Soapbox -> lather and foam | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Thu Sep 30 1993 19:56 | 0 |
396.14994 | lather and foam --> close shave | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Fri Oct 01 1993 08:56 | 1 |
|
|
396.14995 | close shave --> legs | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Fri Oct 01 1993 10:28 | 0 |
396.14996 | legs -> Epilady | CALS::DESELMS | | Fri Oct 01 1993 10:37 | 0 |
396.14997 | Epilady >- epigram | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Fri Oct 01 1993 12:58 | 4 |
| I was going for Legs -> Diamond but that got wiped. Isn't this the
place for an epigram?
Maybe not.
|
396.14998 | epigram --> Martial | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Fri Oct 01 1993 13:02 | 1 |
| Marcus Valerius Martialis
|
396.14999 | Martial ---> Arts | BSS::S_CONLON | Almost paradigm. | Fri Oct 01 1993 14:12 | 2 |
|
|
396.15000 | arts --> sciences | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Oct 01 1993 14:12 | 0 |
396.15001 | sciences --> engineering | NOVA::FISHER | US Patent 5225833 | Fri Oct 01 1993 14:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.15002 | engineering -> loco -> motive | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Fri Oct 01 1993 15:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.15003 | motive --> means and opportunity | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Fri Oct 01 1993 16:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.15004 | means and opportunity --> ways and means | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Fri Oct 01 1993 17:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.15005 | ways and means -> curds and whey | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Sun Oct 03 1993 20:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.15006 | curds and whey --> cottage | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Mon Oct 04 1993 09:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.15007 | cottage -> pie | ATYISB::HILL | Come on lemmings, let's go! | Mon Oct 04 1993 10:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.15008 | pie->chart->statistics->lies, bloody lies ... | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | A witty saying proves nothing | Mon Oct 04 1993 11:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.15009 | lies, bloody lies --> love lies bleeding | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Mon Oct 04 1993 12:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.15010 | love lies bleeding --> A bloody deed! | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Mon Oct 04 1993 15:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.15011 | A bloody deed -> Dracula | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Mon Oct 04 1993 20:29 | 0 |
396.15012 | Dracula => Andrew Kenah | DRDAN::KALIKOW | Technology hunter\gatherer | Mon Oct 04 1993 21:05 | 6 |
| (how, you ask? Simple...
Dracula =>
back in the BOX =>
Q.E.D.)
|
396.15013 | Andrew Kenah -> and his band of reknown | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Mon Oct 04 1993 22:47 | 0 |
396.15014 | and his band of reknown -> Robin and his Merry Men | NOVA::FISHER | US Patent 5225833 | Tue Oct 05 1993 07:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.15015 | Robin and his Merry Men --> Robin and his Bat Men | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Tue Oct 05 1993 08:17 | 1 |
|
|
396.15016 | Robin and his Bat Men --> Robinson and the bat boy | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Tue Oct 05 1993 09:00 | 1 |
| Jackie R., baseball giant.
|
396.15017 | Robinson and the bat boy -> Robinson and the graduate | MKVDEO::KOWALEWICZ_M | Are you from away? | Tue Oct 05 1993 12:17 | 0 |
396.15018 | Robinson and the graduate --> Joltin' Joe has gone away | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Tue Oct 05 1993 12:33 | 1 |
|
|
396.15019 | Joltin' Joe has gone away --> Left the batter's BOX | OKFINE::KENAH | | Tue Oct 05 1993 15:40 | 0 |
396.15020 | Left the batter's BOX --> Keep batter in bowls | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Tue Oct 05 1993 15:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.15021 | Keep batter in bowls -> sticky wicket | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Oct 07 1993 08:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.15022 | sticky wicket --> dickey's thicket | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Thu Oct 07 1993 09:48 | 1 |
| Before you giggle, look up dickey. Or listen to The Mikado.
|
396.15023 | dickey's thicket --> Watergate | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Thu Oct 07 1993 09:56 | 1 |
| dickey's thicket -> tricky Dickey's thicket -> Tricky Dickeys' quagmire ->
|
396.15024 | Watergate -> sluice | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Oct 07 1993 11:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.15025 | sluice --> '49ers | SMURF::BINDER | Sapientia Nulla Sine Pecunia | Thu Oct 07 1993 12:52 | 1 |
| Sluice mining - the most efficient hand-manageable placer technique
|
396.15026 | '49ers -> Montana in Kansas City | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Thu Oct 07 1993 15:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.15027 | Montana in Kansas City -> A real 'bute' he | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 08 1993 08:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.15028 | A real 'bute' he -> standing out in the plains | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Thu Oct 14 1993 13:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.15029 | Standing out in the plains -> out standing in his field | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Thu Oct 14 1993 14:04 | 4 |
| A tribute to a farmer
Clay
|
396.15030 | out standing in his field -> scarecrow | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Oct 18 1993 12:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.15031 | scarecrow --> Mr. Bojangles | SMURF::BINDER | Vita venit sine titulo | Mon Oct 18 1993 14:14 | 1 |
| scarecrow --> Ray Bolger --> dance -->
|
396.15032 | Mr. Bojangles -> dog and pony show | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 19 1993 08:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.15033 | dog and pony show --> feelthy peectures | SMURF::BINDER | Vita venit sine titulo | Tue Oct 19 1993 09:20 | 2 |
| The original dog and pony shows presented "entertainment" of the sort
seen in some of the coarser stag films...
|
396.15034 | Peectures --> BOX camera | OKFINE::KENAH | | Tue Oct 19 1993 14:23 | 1 |
| I was away for a week...
|
396.15035 | BOX camera -> CAD CAM | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Wed Oct 20 1993 02:10 | 8 |
| Some of the TV Networks here have cameras stuck to just about anything,
including CAR CAMs, Pencil Cams, surfboard cams.
In one of my weirder moments, I thought of a sticking a camera on a corpse,
or cadaver, in a coffin, which of course would give you
Chele
|
396.15036 | CAD CAM --> TLA | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Oct 20 1993 10:36 | 0 |
396.15037 | TLA --> tra la, tra la, tra la | SMURF::BINDER | Vita venit sine titulo | Wed Oct 20 1993 12:28 | 1 |
| The Flowers that Bloom in the Spring, tra la.
|
396.15038 | tra la, tra la, tra la -> Tiny Tim | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Wed Oct 20 1993 12:43 | 1 |
| nostalgia rears its ugly head.
|
396.15039 | Tiny Tim - Scrooge McDuck | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Wed Oct 20 1993 20:16 | 0 |
396.15040 | Scrooge McDuck --> BOX | SMURF::BINDER | Vita venit sine titulo | Thu Oct 21 1993 09:11 | 4 |
| Scrooge McDuck --> Beagle Boys (the bad guys) --> Beagle Bros (Apple II
software of the 1980s) --> Apple --> crate --> BOX
Should I see a psychiatrist for this?
|
396.15041 | BOX -> hamper -> retard | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Oct 21 1993 15:42 | 2 |
| re. -1 yes.... :-)
|
396.15042 | retard --> idiot --> BOX! | OKFINE::KENAH | | Thu Oct 21 1993 16:10 | 3 |
| re -2:
Works for me!
|
396.15043 | BOX! --> boxer --> porche-->Mclaren F1 | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Oct 21 1993 18:23 | 1 |
|
|
396.15044 | Mclaren F1 -> brrrm ->Adelaide? | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Thu Oct 21 1993 19:31 | 3 |
|
|
396.15045 | Adelaide --> marmalade --> an egg | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Fri Oct 22 1993 09:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.15046 | an egg -> future chicken | CALS::DESELMS | | Fri Oct 22 1993 10:43 | 0 |
396.15047 | an egg > carton >BOX | CSC32::S_BROOK | DENVER A Long Way | Fri Oct 22 1993 10:47 | 0 |
396.15048 | BOX -> trunk -> steamship -> port | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 22 1993 10:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.15049 | port -> WHINE | NECSC::BIELSKI | SKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflw | Fri Oct 22 1993 13:15 | 1 |
| beginning to feel B*Xed in
|
396.15050 | WHINE -> The Temptations | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 22 1993 15:59 | 12 |
|
WHINE -> sour grapes -> complaints -> nl:
| | \
| v raisins -> singers
| v |
| grapevine ----- \ |
| \ |
v \
water into, V
Christ - desert, 40days -> The Temptations
|
396.15051 | secret to existence | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Mon Oct 25 1993 13:08 | 13 |
| tying together loose ends
+-- future chicken --> chick--+
| |
an egg---+ +--> My Girl --+
| | |
+-- . . . Temptations --------+ |
|
|
secret to existence <-- secretary to sexist <--+
|
396.15052 | secret to existence -> decoder ring | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Oct 26 1993 12:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.15053 | | CALS::DESELMS | | Tue Oct 26 1993 13:47 | 0 |
396.15054 | Yaaagh, now he's got ME doing it too! :-) | NRSTA2::KALIKOW | I CyberSurf the Web on NCSA Mosaic | Tue Oct 26 1993 14:48 | 1 |
396.15055 | Black BOX --> Radiation --> Planck's Constant | OKFINE::KENAH | | Tue Oct 26 1993 15:59 | 4 |
|
%^}
andrew
|
396.15056 | Planck's Constant => Andrew's inconstant! | NRSTA2::KALIKOW | I CyberSurf the Web on NCSA Mosaic | Tue Oct 26 1993 16:26 | 3 |
| _mirabile dictu,_ is all I can say...
:-)
|
396.15057 | Andrew's inconstant --> but at least I'm consistent! | OKFINE::KENAH | | Tue Oct 26 1993 19:01 | 0 |
396.15058 | CUBICAL CARTON! | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan | Wed Oct 27 1993 11:36 | 7 |
| ^
|
lack of imagination
^
|
but at least I'm consistent! --+
did I get this right?? :-)
|
396.15059 | Cubical carton --> Tetrahedral enclosure | OKFINE::KENAH | | Wed Oct 27 1993 16:19 | 1 |
| Lacking imagination? Hardly --
|
396.15060 | Tetrahedral enclosure -> King Tut's Tomb | CALS::DESELMS | | Wed Oct 27 1993 16:30 | 0 |
396.15061 | King Tut's Tomb -> where's my mummy? | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Wed Oct 27 1993 19:54 | 0 |
396.15062 | where's my mummy? -> At a wrap session | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Oct 28 1993 09:29 | 1 |
| she's a musical mom!
|
396.15063 | At a wrap session --> The Hand of Cagliostro | SMURF::BINDER | Vita venit sine titulo | Thu Oct 28 1993 09:41 | 7 |
| Nit. An Egyptian pyramid is not tetrahedral. A tetrahedron has four
triangular sides; a pyramid has five sides: four triangular and one
square (the bottom).
The Hand of Cagliostro was a famous conjuring effect consisting of a
carved wooden hand on a sheet of glass. When asked questions, it would
rap out answers (1 for yes, 2 for no, etc.)
|
396.15064 | The Hand of Cagliostro -> The Arms of Venus | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 29 1993 10:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.15065 | The Arms of Venus --> Farewell to Arms | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Fri Oct 29 1993 11:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.15066 | Farewell to Arms --> Your Arms are Too Short to BOX with God | OKFINE::KENAH | | Fri Oct 29 1993 13:22 | 0 |
396.15067 | Your Arms are Too Short to BOX with God -> hug him instead | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Sun Oct 31 1993 20:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.15068 | hug him instead -> oops. sorry. thought he said "mug" | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan | Mon Nov 01 1993 17:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.15069 | oops. sorry. thought he said "MUG" >- is that mugwump? | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Nov 02 1993 08:37 | 0 |
396.15070 | is that mugwump? -> Hunt the Wumpus | CALS::DESELMS | | Tue Nov 02 1993 12:52 | 0 |
396.15071 | Hunt the Wumpus => Maze of Twisty Passages | DRDAN::KALIKOW | I CyberSurf the Web on NCSA Mosaic | Tue Nov 02 1993 15:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.15072 | Maze of Twisty Passages --> West | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | | Tue Nov 02 1993 17:09 | 0 |
396.15073 | West -> It is dark | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Tue Nov 02 1993 17:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.15074 | It is dark. -> YOU ARE DEAD. | CALS::DESELMS | | Tue Nov 02 1993 17:19 | 0 |
396.15075 | YOU ARE DEAD -> You have been eaten by a grue | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Tue Nov 02 1993 17:21 | 2 |
|
|
396.15076 | You have been eaten by a grue -> you are now leaving the dungeon dimensions | GIDDAY::BURT | Plot? What plot? Where? | Tue Nov 02 1993 17:37 | 4 |
|
|
396.15077 | you are now leaving the dungeon -> TFSOed | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan | Wed Nov 03 1993 09:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.15078 | TFSO -> VSOP | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | This space intentionally left blank | Wed Nov 03 1993 10:06 | 1 |
| (much better)
|
396.15079 | VSOP => Satchmo | FORTY2::KNOWLES | Integrated Service: 2B+O | Mon Nov 08 1993 08:33 | 3 |
| He released an LP entitled Very Special Old Phonography
b
|
396.15080 | Satchmo --> hot stuff | SMURF::BINDER | Vita venit sine titulo | Mon Nov 08 1993 09:38 | 2 |
| Satchmo == Satchelmouth --> loose lips --> sink ships --> torpedo -->
steamin' (method of propulsion) --> hot stuff
|
396.15081 | hot stuff -> Godfather of Soul | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 08 1993 10:23 | 1 |
| hot stuff -> hot pants -> James Brown ->
|
396.15082 | Godfather of S[e]oul --> Korean Mafia | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Mon Nov 08 1993 10:27 | 1 |
|
|
396.15083 | Korean Mafia -> Wednesday | HAMCL3::SCHARNBERG | Wish on Space Hardware | Tue Nov 09 1993 04:56 | 2 |
| Korean Mafia -> Italian Mafia -> Camorra -> Tomorrow
|
396.15084 | Wednesday -> Moody Blues | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Nov 09 1993 09:37 | 1 |
| today <- tomorrow's yesterday -> Tuesday Afternoon ->
|
396.15085 | Tuesday Afternoon -...-> Imagine! | ATYISB::HILL | Come on lemmings, let's go! | Tue Nov 09 1993 10:18 | 9 |
| Tuesday Afternoon -> Tuesday Late Afternoon -> TLA --
|
------------------------------------------------------
|
--> 3 letter abbreviation -> DEC -> We've got a new image --
|
-------------------------------------------------------------
|
--> Imagine!
|
396.15086 | Imagine! -> How Much Further We Have To Go | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Nov 09 1993 11:44 | 1 |
|
|
396.15087 | (Previous 3 Notes) -> The Beatles | KERNEL::MORRIS | Which universe did you dial? | Tue Nov 09 1993 12:04 | 30 |
| Bringing together a few threads:
396.15084 gave us:
Wednesday -> today <- tomorrow's yesterday -> Tuesday Afternoon
-> Moody Blues >-
396.15085 gave us:
Tuesday Afternoon -> Tuesday Late Afternoon -> TLA --
|
------------------------------------------------------
|
--> 3 letter abbreviation -> DEC -> We've got a new image --
|
-------------------------------------------------------------
|
--> Imagine!
396.15086 gave us:
-< Imagine! -> How Much Further We Have To Go >-
So I thought:
Moody Blues ----------------------------------------------------
|
Imagine! -> John Lennon-----------------------------------------|
|
How Much Further We Have To Go -> The Long and Winding Road ----|
|
The Beatles
|
396.15088 | Beatles --> Fab 4 --> Fab3 --> detergent | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Nov 09 1993 16:55 | 11 |
|
My immediate response.... We gotta break notes!
How Much Further We Have To Go >- 100,000-15087 = heaps...
however
Fab3 is a detergent. Known in the family as a packet of Beatles 'cos
that's how many are left of the Fab 4
djw
|
396.15089 | detergent --> Soap BOX! | OKFINE::KENAH | | Tue Nov 09 1993 16:57 | 3 |
| I believe the maximum number of responses for a single note is 65536.
andrew
|
396.15090 | Soap BOX => John Major | FORTY2::KNOWLES | Integrated Service: 2B+O | Wed Nov 10 1993 08:42 | 8 |
| Well if 15,000+ have taken over 6 years, there's plenty of time - about
19 years I reckon. Bear in mind, too, that the potential number of
contributors was greater in the pre-TFSO days when this note started -
So call it 20, could be more. Anyway, I'll be outta here by then
(assuming that in the year 20?? there will be a `here' to be outta,
and a FORTY2::KNOWLES to be outta it).
b
|
396.15091 | John Major -> orange BOX | ATYISB::HILL | Come on lemmings, let's go! | Wed Nov 10 1993 10:41 | 0 |
396.15092 | orange BOX -> looney bin | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Wed Nov 10 1993 18:44 | 5 |
| orange BOX -> white room -> looney bin
Where I'm about to go with all this talk about the BOX!
Carol :-)
|
396.15093 | Looney bin --> rubber room | SMURF::BINDER | Vita venit sine titulo | Thu Nov 11 1993 09:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.15094 | rubber room --> condom condo | OKFINE::KENAH | | Thu Nov 11 1993 10:30 | 0 |
396.15095 | condom condo -> prophylactic palace | CALS::DESELMS | | Thu Nov 11 1993 11:36 | 0 |
396.15096 | prophylactic palace -> medicine manor | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 11 1993 12:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.15097 | medicine manor >- bedside manner | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Thu Nov 11 1993 12:57 | 0 |
396.15098 | bedside manner -> Dr. Quinn | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Thu Nov 11 1993 16:36 | 2 |
| Don't ask. :-)
|
396.15099 | Dr Quinn --> educated eskimo | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Nov 11 1993 17:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.15100 | educated eskimo -> I knew it Innuit? | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Thu Nov 11 1993 18:40 | 0 |
396.15101 | I knew it Innuit? --> Juneau it too? | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Nov 11 1993 18:44 | 0 |
396.15102 | Juneau it too? -- > Alaskar | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Fri Nov 12 1993 08:53 | 5 |
| I'll ask her
"Alaskar" is the Boston pronunciation
Clay
|
396.15103 | Alaskar --> What did Delaware? | SMURF::BINDER | Vita venit sine titulo | Fri Nov 12 1993 10:03 | 1 |
| Long series of state-name puns in an old song, by Perry Como, I think.
|
396.15104 | What did Delaware => she wore a brand New Jersey | FORTY2::KNOWLES | Integrated Service: 2B+O | Fri Nov 12 1993 10:25 | 1 |
| Perry Como - or the cover version by the 20th Ealing scouts.
|
396.15105 | | CSC32::S_BROOK | There and back to see how far it is | Fri Nov 12 1993 11:26 | 1 |
| -< She wore a brand New Jersey > made from new Virginia wool >-
|
396.15106 | coal miner's daughter | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Mon Nov 15 1993 08:26 | 4 |
| made from new Virginia wool --> maid from West Virginia --+
|
|
coal miner's daughter <--+
|
396.15107 | coal miner's daughter -->just a...>she was the pits | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon Nov 15 1993 17:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.15108 | she was the pits >- Zazu | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Nov 16 1993 08:27 | 0 |
396.15109 | ZaSu --> streaker | SMURF::BINDER | Vita venit sine titulo | Tue Nov 16 1993 10:39 | 4 |
| Corrected spelling to ZaSu...
ZaSu Pitts --> Gale Storm Show --> Gale Gordon --> Flash Gordon -->
flasher --> streaker
|
396.15110 | Streaker --> Best Short Subject | OKFINE::KENAH | | Tue Nov 16 1993 15:25 | 3 |
| Paraphrasing David Niven's comment when a streaker crossed the
stage during the Academy Awards...
|
396.15111 | best short subject --> Hop-Frog | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Wed Nov 17 1993 13:09 | 7 |
| From the Edgar Alan Poe story. Hop-Frog was the King's jester, and a
crippled dwarf (therefore a short subject). He was "best" in the sense of
best practical joker; he tricked the king into donning a flammable costume,
then set the king of fire.
Clay
|
396.15112 | Hop-Frog -> Tad-Pole (sic) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 18 1993 10:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.15113 | Tad-Pole->Vertically Challenged Polish National | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Fri Nov 19 1993 18:36 | 0 |
396.15114 | Vertically Challenged... --> So, stand on a BOX! | OKFINE::KENAH | | Sun Nov 21 1993 12:44 | 0 |
396.15115 | So, stand on a BOX! -> A tall order! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 22 1993 09:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.15116 | A tall order! --> Sink it, Wilt! | SMURF::BINDER | Vita venit sine titulo | Mon Nov 22 1993 11:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.15117 | Sink it, Wilt! -> Before and After | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 22 1993 11:59 | 7 |
|
In Wilt's auto/biography, he claims to have had sexual relations
with approximately 20,000 women....
Sink it, Wilt! -> ( logical statements if...then ) ->
|
396.15118 | Before and After -> implied FOR loop | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Mostly Harmless | Fri Nov 26 1993 07:06 | 1 |
| ... -> initial and final condition -> ...
|
396.15119 | implied FOR loop -> (heart) or $ | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Nov 30 1993 14:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.15120 | (heart) or $ -> Money Can't Buy Me Love | CALS::DESELMS | | Tue Nov 30 1993 15:10 | 0 |
396.15121 | Free at last! --> Unchained cobbler | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Nov 30 1993 17:05 | 9 |
| Money Can't Buy Me Love --> Money can't buy me, Love --> Something for
nothing --> Free at last!
(I'm off on summer vacation from Thursday night!)
derek
|
396.15122 | Unchained cobbler -> free soul | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 01 1993 08:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.15123 | free soul => untrammeled fish | DRDAN::KALIKOW | RTFW | Wed Dec 01 1993 09:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.15124 | untrammeled fish -> schooled to be street-wise | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan | Wed Dec 01 1993 10:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.15125 | schooled to be street-wise -> Tobacco Road | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Dec 06 1993 11:32 | 1 |
|
|
396.15126 | Tobacco Road -> Take me home | GIDDAY::BURT | There are chickens in the trees | Mon Dec 06 1993 17:40 | 3 |
| Oh No, it's an attack of the John Denvers!
|
396.15127 | Take me home -> James | CALS::DESELMS | | Tue Dec 07 1993 16:17 | 0 |
396.15128 | James --> Bond | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Tue Dec 07 1993 16:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.15129 | Bond -> Stock -> Horse | GIDDAY::BURT | There are chickens in the trees | Tue Dec 07 1993 18:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.15130 | Horse -> transport ->horse-BOX | ATYISB::HILL | Come on lemmings, let's go! | Wed Dec 08 1993 08:24 | 0 |
396.15131 | horse-BOX -> kangaroo BOXing | CALS::DESELMS | | Wed Dec 08 1993 12:05 | 0 |
396.15132 | kangaroo BOXing -> English BOXing Day | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 09 1993 13:15 | 1 |
|
|
396.15133 | English BOXing Day -> 26/12 | CALS::DESELMS | | Thu Dec 09 1993 18:26 | 1 |
| (Hoping it's the same as it is in Canada...)
|
396.15134 | | MU::PORTER | bah, humbug! | Thu Dec 09 1993 22:54 | 4 |
| Boxing Day this year is Monday the 27th of December.
(At least you Canadians write your dates the right way round, though).
|
396.15135 | 26/12 --> two baker's dozen | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Fri Dec 10 1993 08:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.15136 | two baker's dozen -> wake one of 'em up | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan | Fri Dec 10 1993 15:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.15137 | wake one of 'em up > the baker is risen | GIDDAY::BURT | There are chickens in the trees | Sun Dec 12 1993 19:28 | 3 |
|
|
396.15138 | the baker is risen -> Lo, how he rose | CALS::DESELMS | | Mon Dec 13 1993 12:34 | 1 |
|
|
396.15139 | Lo, how he rose --> e'erblooming | SMURF::BINDER | Cum dignitate otium | Mon Dec 13 1993 13:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.15140 | -> "Not so Swift he", said Tom | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Dec 15 1993 17:57 | 1 |
| e'erblooming -> idiot ->
|
396.15141 | "Not so Swift he", said Tom -> "Slow children," said the sign | JIT081::DIAMOND | $ SET MIDNIGHT | Wed Dec 15 1993 20:15 | 0 |
396.15142 | Slow children --> Remedial reading | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Fri Dec 17 1993 18:38 | 0 |
396.15143 | Remedial reading -> pre-script | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan | Sat Dec 18 1993 11:01 | 1 |
| in contrast to *.PS
|
396.15144 | pre-script -> Night of the Living Dead | MU::PORTER | bah, humbug! | Sun Dec 19 1993 09:48 | 2 |
| via 'post-crypt'
|
396.15145 | Night of the Living Dead -> Grateful Dead Concert | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 23 1993 08:23 | 10 |
|
When Jack Kevorkian was on a hunger strike, ( yea verily a 'Knight'
of the living ), the headline would have been
Knight of the living, Dead!
Since he/that has not come to pass ( pun intended ) then we must
look to the East ... Filmore East to be exact and think music....
|
396.15146 | Grateful Dead Concert >- Been there. Done that. 8^) | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Thu Dec 23 1993 09:17 | 7 |
| DECSIM::HEILMAN 12-DEC-1987 396.1157 skinheads -> deadheads
STAR::HUBER 12-DEC-1987 396.1158 deadheads --> touch of gray
TERZA::ZANE 13-JUN-1990 396.11330 and play dead --> Grateful
MODEL::CIUFFINI 5-FEB-1991 396.12318 doped out -> Grateful Dead
CSSE32::RANDALL 5-FEB-1991 396.12319 Grateful Dead --> happy vampires
CPDW::CIUFFINI 23-DEC-1993 396.15145 Night of the Living Dead -> Grateful Dead Concert
End of requested listing
|
396.15147 | Been there. Done that => Got the T-shirt | DRDAN::KALIKOW | The Data-Highwayman | Thu Dec 23 1993 09:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.15148 | Been there > - - - >Getting better | ATYISB::HILL | Come on lemmings, let's go! | Thu Dec 23 1993 09:39 | 7 |
| Been there
Done that
Got the T-shirt
Been vaccinated
|
396.15149 | Getting better --> betting getter --> bookmaker | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Thu Dec 23 1993 09:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.15150 | bookmaker -> tinker, sailor | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Dec 23 1993 10:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.15151 | A pain in th Tulsa | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Dec 23 1993 17:03 | 16 |
|
Been there
Done that
Got the T-shirt
Seen the musical ---->Oklahoma---> --+
Been Vaccinated ----->needled ---/ |
|
+--------------+
|
V
A pain in the Tulsa
|
396.15152 | A pain in th Tulsa -> now I'm OK | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan | Tue Dec 28 1993 09:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.15153 | now I'm OK => an Okie from Muskogee | DRDAN::KALIKOW | The Data-Highwayman | Tue Dec 28 1993 10:30 | 6 |
| OK, so wot's the etymology of this "pain in the Tulsa" expression,
which I have never yet encountered? Cockney rhyming slang (and if so,
for wot?)? Or something else?
Enquiring Yankees want to know.
|
396.15154 | an Okie from Muskogee --->A NoNo or Odorono | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Dec 28 1993 16:38 | 10 |
| G'day,
Oh of no significance... merely a bad attempt at a play on ' a pain in
the tail' or a polite way of saying a pain in the '^&*^&' which might
be pertinent to anyone suffering a surfeit of Rodgers and Hammerstein's
musicals..
djw
|
396.15155 | A NoNo or Odorono -> effluvium | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jan 06 1994 15:49 | 1 |
|
|
396.15156 | effluvium -> feeling sedimental | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan ESG/MA - He who laughs, lasts | Sat Jan 08 1994 08:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.15157 | feeling sedimental >- The Gold Bug | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Mon Jan 10 1994 10:12 | 0 |
396.15158 | The Gold Bug -> The Gold Bug Variations | WOOK::LEE | Wook... Like 'Book' with a 'W' | Mon Jan 10 1994 11:20 | 0 |
396.15159 | The Gold Bug Variations => written for a "'Poe insomniac" | DRDAN::KALIKOW | The Data-Highwayman | Mon Jan 10 1994 12:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.15160 | Poe insomniac -> The Partridge Family | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Thu Jan 13 1994 10:56 | 8 |
| < -< The Gold Bug Variations => written for a "'Poe insomniac" >-
Poe --> Raven -------> Bird ----------------------------\
\
=== Partridge Family
/
Poe --> Heartbeat ---> "I Can Hear Your Heartbeat" ------/
|
396.15161 | The Partridge Family --> Nick at Nite | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Jan 13 1994 13:31 | 0 |
396.15162 | Nick at Nite -> Shave in the AM | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Jan 17 1994 10:20 | 1 |
|
|
396.15163 | Green eggs and ham | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Mon Jan 17 1994 13:24 | 1 |
| Shave in the AM --> Shave legs in the AM --> Green Eggs and 'am
|
396.15164 | Green Eggs and Ham --> Fox in BOX! | OKFINE::KENAH | The Man with the Child in his eyes | Mon Jan 17 1994 13:45 | 0 |
396.15165 | Fox in BOX! --> a POX on BOX | SMURF::BINDER | Omnia tibi dicta non crede | Mon Jan 17 1994 14:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.15166 | a POX on BOX -> then better not touch | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan ESG/MA - He who laughs, lasts | Mon Jan 17 1994 14:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.15167 | then better not touch - no user serviceable parts inside | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Mostly Harmless | Tue Jan 18 1994 03:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.15168 | no user serviceable parts inside --> do not open | SMURF::BINDER | Omnia tibi dicta non crede | Tue Jan 18 1994 12:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.15169 | do not open >- until Christmas | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Jan 18 1994 12:58 | 0 |
396.15170 | until Christmas --> 294 shopping days left | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Tue Jan 18 1994 13:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.15171 | 294 shopping days left --> no money, right! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Jan 18 1994 16:41 | 1 |
|
|
396.15172 | no money, right! --> none left, either! | HBFDT2::SCHARNBERG | Wish on Space Hardware | Wed Jan 19 1994 04:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.15173 | none left, either -> did the last one turn out the lights? | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Mostly Harmless | Wed Jan 19 1994 05:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.15174 | | ATYISB::HILL | Come on lemmings, let's go! | Wed Jan 19 1994 05:31 | 13 |
| did the last one turn out the lights?
|
|
save energy!
\
|
bath with a friend...
|
|
stop that! you'll go blind
|
|
did the last one turn out the lights?
|
396.15175 | did the last one turn out the lights? -->New Zealand | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Jan 19 1994 21:35 | 1 |
|
|
396.15176 | | JIT081::DIAMOND | $ SET MIDNIGHT | Wed Jan 19 1994 22:09 | 5 |
| did the last one turn out the lights? ->
did the last one turn out the lights? ->
New Zealand ->
where Digital's week begins ->
where Digital's weakness begins
|
396.15177 | where Digital's weakness begins...>carefully considered | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Jan 20 1994 16:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.15178 | carefully considered--> no comment>> stern reply | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Jan 20 1994 16:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.15179 | stern reply -> Avast behind -> A vast behind | ATYISB::HILL | Don't worry, we have a cunning plan! | Fri Jan 21 1994 07:57 | 1 |
|
|
396.15180 | A vast behind --> Two-Ton Tessie | SMURF::BINDER | Omnia tibi dicta non crede | Fri Jan 21 1994 10:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.15181 | Two Ton Tessie --> One Ton Soup | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Fri Jan 21 1994 11:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.15182 | One Ton --> Won Ton --> Chinese --> BOXer rebellion | OKFINE::KENAH | The Man with the Child in his eyes | Fri Jan 21 1994 11:26 | 4 |
|
Str -- e -- e -- e -- e -- tch!
|
396.15183 | BOXer rebellion --> Yankee Go Home | SMURF::BINDER | Omnia tibi dicta non crede | Fri Jan 21 1994 12:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.15184 | Yankee Go Home => ...there's no place like home... | DRDAN::KALIKOW | W3: Footnotes with FEET! | Fri Jan 21 1994 21:38 | 8 |
| And may I also write the reason I re-entered this heinous string: :-)
"The Man with the Child in his eyes"
=>
"The Man with the BOX for a brain"
(-: Sorry Andrew, ya had it comin' :-)
|
396.15185 | no place like home --> Favorite character: Jack Pumpkinhead | OKFINE::KENAH | The Man with the Child in his eyes | Mon Jan 24 1994 09:37 | 7 |
| >"The Man with the Child in his eyes"
> =>
> "The Man with the BOX for a brain"
>
Actually, it's more the challenge than anything else; I have no special
affection for BOX.
|
396.15186 | Favorite character: Jack Pumpkinhead --> Tik Tok | SMURF::BINDER | Omnia tibi dicta non crede | Mon Jan 24 1994 12:22 | 1 |
|
|
396.15187 | Tik Tok -> Clock Symphony -> BACH'S successor | JIT081::DIAMOND | $ SET MIDNIGHT | Mon Jan 24 1994 23:40 | 0 |
396.15188 | BACH'S successor --> more BACHS | SMURF::BINDER | Omnia tibi dicta non crede | Tue Jan 25 1994 10:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.15189 | more BACHS => CPE, Anna Magdalena, ... & PDQ2 | DRDAN::KALIKOW | | Tue Jan 25 1994 10:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.15190 | Jack Russell --> Falling Leaves | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Jan 26 1994 16:48 | 7 |
|
more BACHS ---> Offenbach ---> tiny yappy terrier-->Jack Russell
/
/
& PDQ2 --/
|
396.15191 | Falling Leaves -> Drop off | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Wed Jan 26 1994 17:44 | 0 |
396.15192 | Drop off --> Snx! | SMURF::BINDER | Omnia tibi dicta non crede | Thu Jan 27 1994 11:32 | 1 |
| American cartoon convention for snoring.
|
396.15193 | Snx -> Sox -> BOX | ATYISB::HILL | Don't worry, we have a cunning plan! | Fri Jan 28 1994 03:11 | 3 |
| Dick
Three letter 'words' for a letter-swap game are too easy!
|
396.15194 | Cat in a Hat | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Fri Jan 28 1994 08:52 | 1 |
| Sox --> BOX --> Sox in a box --> Cat in a Hat
|
396.15195 | Cat in a Hat >- Catching it all in his hat. | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Fri Jan 28 1994 12:44 | 0 |
396.15196 | Catching it all in his hat. --> Hat in the Ring | SMURF::BINDER | Omnia tibi dicta non crede | Fri Jan 28 1994 13:13 | 1 |
|
|
396.15197 | Hat in the Ring -> small minded, or big fingered | NECSC::BIELSKI | Support diversity: be someone else | Sun Jan 30 1994 11:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.15198 | politician | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Mon Jan 31 1994 07:57 | 5 |
| Hat in the Ring --> small minded, or big fingered ------+
| |
| |
v |
politician <--- small minded and sticky fingered----+
|
396.15199 | politician -> pelican | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Mostly Harmless | Mon Jan 31 1994 09:35 | 1 |
| big mouth (beak), and smells fishy ...
|
396.15200 | pelican --> brief | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Mon Jan 31 1994 13:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.15201 | brief -> Marky Mark | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Mon Jan 31 1994 14:18 | 0 |
396.15202 | Marky Mark -> McArthurs Park | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Fri Feb 04 1994 00:36 | 2 |
|
|
396.15203 | McArthurs Park -> Someone Left the Cake out in the Rain | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 04 1994 08:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.15204 | ... -> Water Music | HLDE01::STEENWINKEL | Mostly Harmless | Fri Feb 04 1994 08:51 | 1 |
|
|
396.15205 | Water Music -> Singin' in the Rain | NECSC::BIELSKI | Support diversity: be someone else | Sat Feb 05 1994 12:58 | 1 |
| (Gene Kelley)
|
396.15206 | Singin' in the Rain -> Sightings | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Feb 07 1994 10:14 | 3 |
|
(Elvis) The King was "Singing in the Reign" while he was alive...
but now all we have are ->
|
396.15207 | Sightings --> UFOs | SMURF::BINDER | Omnia tibi dicta non crede | Mon Feb 07 1994 10:48 | 3 |
| .15205
Gene Kelly, not Kelley.
|
396.15208 | UFOs--> Hooray, no apostrophe! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon Feb 07 1994 16:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.15209 | Self referrent sentence | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Tue Feb 08 1994 07:57 | 2 |
| Hooray, no apostrophe! --> This sentence no verb. This sentence has no
period --> Self referrent sentence
|
396.15210 | Self referrent sentence >- Doing hard time | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Tue Feb 08 1994 10:49 | 0 |
396.15211 | Doing hard time -> a lookout on the Digital watch | NECSC::BIELSKI | Support diversity: be someone else | Tue Feb 08 1994 14:09 | 1 |
|
|
396.15212 | a lookout on the Digital watch -> Billy Crystal | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Feb 08 1994 14:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.15213 | Blondie | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Feb 08 1994 16:14 | 8 |
|
a lookout on the Digital watch -> The Gartner Group --> clairvoyants -+
|
+ --------------------------------------------------------+
|
+ --->Crystal Ball --> --> Heart of Glass --> Blondie
Billy Crystal -->-/
|
396.15214 | Blondie --> Dagwood | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Tue Feb 08 1994 16:30 | 1 |
|
|
396.15215 | Dagwood -> sandwich | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue Feb 08 1994 18:31 | 0 |
396.15216 | sandwich -> Ice Witch | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Tue Feb 08 1994 20:10 | 1 |
|
|
396.15217 | Ice Witch --> Aslan | SMURF::BINDER | Omnia tibi dicta non crede | Wed Feb 09 1994 08:48 | 1 |
|
|
396.15218 | Aslan --> wardrobe | CUPMK::WAJENBERG | | Wed Feb 09 1994 10:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.15219 | Ice Witch --> Aslan --> wardrobe --> Shadowlands | OKFINE::KENAH | On the Net, nobody knows you're a dog | Wed Feb 09 1994 13:27 | 0 |
396.15220 | Shadowlands -> Shadow LANs | NECSC::BIELSKI | Support diversity: be someone else | Wed Feb 09 1994 15:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.15221 | Shadow LANs -> marionettes ( if wires were strings... ) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 11 1994 13:15 | 2 |
|
Shadowlands -> Shadow LANs -> Shadow Hands -> Puppets ->
|
396.15222 | let them eat quiche | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Mon Feb 14 1994 08:24 | 1 |
| Puppets --> Pinnochio --> real boy --> real man --> let them eat quiche
|
396.15223 | let them eat quiche -> marionette | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Feb 14 1994 13:01 | 2 |
|
Hint: her name is Marion
|
396.15224 | ...quiche -> no appetite | NECSC::BIELSKI | America's Zone Expertise Center | Mon Feb 14 1994 16:22 | 7 |
| let them eat quiche -+
| ^
marionette-+ |
| |
Marie Antoinette -+
|
396.15225 | no appetit -> hunger for another day | CLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_M | And then there were none. | Tue Feb 15 1994 12:05 | 0 |
396.15226 | hunger for another day --> 40 Hour Famine | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Feb 15 1994 18:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.15227 | 40 Hour Famine - > No TV ! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 16 1994 12:05 | 1 |
|
|
396.15228 | No TV ! >- Back to basics | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Feb 16 1994 12:53 | 0 |
396.15229 | Back to basics -> Forward to trellis | JIT081::DIAMOND | $ SET MIDNIGHT | Wed Feb 16 1994 21:34 | 0 |
396.15230 | Forward to trellis --> relative to lattice | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Feb 17 1994 19:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.15231 | Relative to lattice -> lettuce spray | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Thu Feb 17 1994 19:43 | 3 |
|
|
396.15232 | lettuce spray --> Our Father Art | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Fri Feb 18 1994 08:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.15233 | Our Father Art --> spanked us with Excalibur | SMURF::BINDER | Omnia tibi dicta non crede | Fri Feb 18 1994 09:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.15234 | spanked us with Excalibur -> The King was kinky | NECSC::BIELSKI | America's Zone Expertise Center | Fri Feb 18 1994 10:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.15235 | I say, give me that cheeseburger, little girl (uh-huh-huh) | ALLVAX::GELINEAU | | Fri Feb 18 1994 11:00 | 0 |
396.15236 | . . . uh-huh-huh --> You got the right one, baby | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Tue Feb 22 1994 08:58 | 1 |
|
|
396.15237 | You got the right one, baby -> now go for the left | NECSC::BIELSKI | America's Zone Expertise Center | Tue Feb 22 1994 09:42 | 2 |
| I've always enjoyed the Olympics,
ideals and all.
|
396.15238 | put your hands on your hips | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Tue Feb 22 1994 19:47 | 2 |
| You got the right one, baby -> now go for the left -> then a step to the right
|
396.15239 | all hands on board | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Wed Feb 23 1994 08:50 | 4 |
| put your hands on your hips --> put your hands on your ships ---+
|
|
all hands on board <---+
|
396.15240 | all hands on board -> lineal feet ( :-)) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Feb 23 1994 09:54 | 1 |
|
|
396.15241 | all hands on board -> barn-raising | NECSC::BIELSKI | America's Zone Expertise Center | Fri Feb 25 1994 14:11 | 1 |
|
|
396.15242 | barn-raising -> Hey!!! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Feb 25 1994 15:32 | 5 |
|
so what about lineal feet?
sheesh!
|
396.15243 | Where IS everybody? | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Mar 01 1994 16:37 | 15 |
|
Lineal Feet --> By the right, Dress! --> short arm parade --+
|
|
+-----------------------------------------------------------+
|
+ long arm of the Law --> Look out, there's a thief about -->->
Hey!!!--/
(Looked in, no new notes!!! First time I can rememeber....)
dj
|
396.15244 | Where IS everybody? -> Not in MY cube | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Tue Mar 01 1994 19:05 | 0 |
396.15245 | Not in MY cube -> Can I twist and turn? | JIT081::DIAMOND | $ SET MIDNIGHT | Tue Mar 01 1994 21:20 | 3 |
| Incidentally, the Dutch Cube Club, and international puzzle parties,
and collectors of various Rubik-like shapes that aren't necessarily
cubes, are still going strong.
|
396.15246 | . . . twist and turn? --> Twist and shout | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Wed Mar 02 1994 08:19 | 1 |
|
|
396.15247 | Twist and shout >- just a twist please | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed Mar 02 1994 08:28 | 0 |
396.15248 | just a twist please -> HUH? WHAT DID YOU SAY? | RETRET::BIELSKI | America's Zone Expertise Center | Thu Mar 03 1994 12:02 | 1 |
| noisy bar.
|
396.15249 | HUH? WHAT DID YOU SAY? -> GEMINI! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Mar 03 1994 12:54 | 2 |
| noisy bar... Part 2.
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396.15250 | GEMINI! -> Jim & I's Star Bar | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Fri Mar 04 1994 19:42 | 0 |
396.15251 | Jim & I's Star Bar -> and Grill | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Tue Mar 08 1994 00:07 | 2 |
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396.15252 | and Grill -> leave Tonya alone | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Mar 09 1994 09:45 | 1 |
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396.15253 | leave Tonya alone -> skating on thin ice | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Mar 09 1994 12:00 | 1 |
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396.15254 | | CSC32::S_BROOK | There and back to see how far it is | Wed Mar 09 1994 12:29 | 1 |
| skating on thin ice -> not all it's cracked up to be
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396.15255 | | ALLVAX::GELINEAU | | Thu Mar 10 1994 11:55 | 1 |
| not all it's cracked up to be --> nancy's knee
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396.15256 | nancy's knee -> beautiful joint | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Mar 10 1994 12:00 | 1 |
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396.15257 | => "Wot's a joint like that doing in a nice girl like you?" | DRDAN::KALIKOW | IDU: To Protect and to Serve Info | Thu Mar 10 1994 12:20 | 0 |
396.15258 | Wot's a joint... -> Wot a corny line! | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Thu Mar 10 1994 12:57 | 0 |
396.15259 | Wot a corny line --> Wheat field circles... | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Mar 10 1994 17:25 | 1 |
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396.15260 | Wheat Field circles -> A Maize Ring | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Thu Mar 10 1994 18:31 | 3 |
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396.15261 | A Maize Ring -> cornflake BOX | ATYISB::HILL | Don't worry, we have a cunning plan! | Fri Mar 11 1994 03:06 | 1 |
| Couldn't resist...
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396.15262 | corn flake Box -> Iowa | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Mar 11 1994 10:58 | 2 |
| couldn't resist... Part 2
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396.15263 | field of dreams? | ALLVAX::GELINEAU | | Fri Mar 11 1994 12:12 | 1 |
| iowa --> heaven
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396.15264 | field of dreams? >- a league of their own | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Fri Mar 11 1994 12:43 | 4 |
| >iowa --> heaven
is heaven complete without a Madonna?
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396.15265 | a league of their own -> Geena Davis | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Fri Mar 11 1994 13:26 | 1 |
| I guess there's more than one heaven...
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396.15266 | Geena Davis --> Earthy Girl | SMURF::BINDER | Omnia tibi dicta non crede | Fri Mar 11 1994 13:48 | 1 |
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396.15267 | Earthy Girl -> My Stepmother was an Alien | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Sat Mar 12 1994 09:24 | 1 |
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396.15268 | My Stepmother was an Alien-> It's not easy being green | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Sun Mar 13 1994 21:24 | 4 |
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Frog Power!
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396.15269 | It's not easy being green -> Green Beans are Easy | JIT081::DIAMOND | $ SET MIDNIGHT | Mon Mar 14 1994 04:39 | 0 |
396.15270 | green beans are easy --> green eggs and ham | ALLVAX::GELINEAU | | Mon Mar 14 1994 15:16 | 1 |
| i do not like them...
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396.15271 | green eggs and ham - that Sam I am | RIPPER::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Mon Mar 14 1994 18:54 | 1 |
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396.15272 | that Sam I am -> Dr.Seuss makes house calls | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Mar 15 1994 12:02 | 1 |
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396.15273 | Dr. Seuss Makes House Calls -> Is There A Doctor In The House? | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Tue Mar 15 1994 16:05 | 0 |
396.15274 | Is There A Doctor In The House? -> Senate? | REGENT::BROOMHEAD | Don't panic -- yet. | Tue Mar 15 1994 16:33 | 0 |
396.15275 | ...in the House? -> Senate? -> et tu, Brute? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Mar 17 1994 16:44 | 2 |
| in honor of the progress to
date in Health Care.
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396.15276 | et tu, Brute? -> another stab at W-A-F | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Mar 18 1994 13:28 | 1 |
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396.15277 | another stab at W-A-F >How deflating | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Thu Mar 24 1994 01:36 | 3 |
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396.15278 | How deflating -> four flat tires | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Thu Mar 24 1994 18:45 | 1 |
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396.15279 | four flat tires --> four room flat | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Fri Mar 25 1994 07:39 | 1 |
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396.15280 | four room flat -> an apt description :-) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Mar 25 1994 10:51 | 1 |
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396.15281 | an apt description -> oldie but swiftie | JIT081::DIAMOND | $ SET MIDNIGHT | Sun Mar 27 1994 21:16 | 0 |
396.15282 | oldie but swiftie -> a coldie & some Twisties | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Tue Mar 29 1994 00:00 | 1 |
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396.15283 | A coldie & some Twisties --> beer & pretzels | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Tue Mar 29 1994 09:31 | 1 |
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396.15284 | beer & pretzels -> another Superbowl already? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Tue Mar 29 1994 10:52 | 1 |
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396.15285 | another Superbowl already? -> no, it's Mega Plate | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Tue Mar 29 1994 19:17 | 2 |
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396.15286 | no, it's Mega Plate -> The Last Supper | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Mar 30 1994 13:36 | 2 |
| ... for Easter
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396.15287 | The Last Supper -> In Memory | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Thu Mar 31 1994 03:05 | 2 |
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396.15288 | In Memory -> elephant chips | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Apr 01 1994 10:08 | 1 |
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396.15289 | elephant chips --> king size meadow muffins | SMURF::BINDER | Ut res per me meliores fiant | Fri Apr 01 1994 14:28 | 1 |
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396.15290 | king size meadow muffins > Patty cakes | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Tue Apr 05 1994 20:34 | 3 |
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396.15291 | Tiny Tim | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B. | Wed Apr 06 1994 11:09 | 5 |
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...meadow muffins
> Patty cakes
> tiptoe through the tulips
> Tiny Tim
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396.15292 | Tiny Tim -> Buckingham's Palace | RICKS::PHIPPS | Better plant some more trees | Wed Apr 06 1994 13:19 | 0 |
396.15293 | pearls before swine | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Wed Apr 06 1994 13:35 | 1 |
| Buckingham's palace --> Living ham's necklace --> pearls before swine
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396.15294 | pearls before swine -> perils before wine | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B., ESG/MA Are we here yet? | Fri Apr 08 1994 13:03 | 1 |
| a typical day at the office
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396.15295 | perils before wine -> pare ills before whine | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Apr 08 1994 13:24 | 1 |
| and if you come to complain,
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396.15296 | pare ills before whine > spare sills for Windows | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Tue Apr 12 1994 03:20 | 1 |
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396.15297 | spare sills for Windows -> Balcony for Beverly Sills | CLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_M | And then there were none. | Tue Apr 12 1994 13:01 | 0 |
396.15298 | Balcony for Beverly Sills-->Baloney for Beverly Hills | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Tue Apr 12 1994 14:04 | 1 |
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396.15299 | Baloney for Beverly Hills > Salami Pizza flavoured Pills | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Tue Apr 12 1994 20:58 | 3 |
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396.15300 | Salami Pizza flavoured Pills -> cold-cut | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Apr 14 1994 16:09 | 4 |
| Salami Pizza flavoured Pills -> No matter how you slice it, it's still
a bitter pill to swallow -> ( Joe is that a nasty remark? ) -> no, it's
a ...
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396.15301 | cold-cut -> hot tongue & cold shoulder | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B., ESG/MA Are we here yet? | Thu Apr 14 1994 16:38 | 2 |
| ...from the marriage menu
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396.15302 | hot tongue & cold shoulder > Picnic Time | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Mon Apr 18 1994 03:09 | 7 |
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Blecch
Chele
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396.15303 | Picnic Time -> au cour ants | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Apr 20 1994 11:27 | 1 |
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396.15304 | au cour ants --> pennants --> Penance | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Apr 20 1994 19:51 | 1 |
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396.15305 | Penance -> Pin Dance | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Wed Apr 20 1994 20:14 | 6 |
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As in angels on the head of a....
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396.15306 | Pin Dance -> Barn Dance | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B., ESG/MA Are we here yet? | Mon Apr 25 1994 12:04 | 3 |
| more dancing room, but
keep your balance...
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396.15307 | Barn Dance -> House Music | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Apr 26 1994 15:48 | 0 |
396.15308 | House Music --> shlock | SMURF::BINDER | Ut res per me meliores fiant | Tue Apr 26 1994 17:53 | 10 |
| Either way, you get to the same point.
House Music -->
Gesellschaftmusik -->
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik -->
Music of the Night -->
Phantom of the Opera --+
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House music --> Muzak -+-> Andrew Lloyd Webber
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396.15309 | shlock -> Howard Stern | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Apr 28 1994 09:51 | 1 |
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396.15310 | sailor's albatross | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Thu Apr 28 1994 14:01 | 1 |
| Howard Stern --> Howard's tern --> Steward's tern --> sailor's albatross
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396.15311 | sailor's albatross -> dames | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Apr 29 1994 09:36 | 1 |
| ... as in 'what ain't we got? We ain't got ->
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396.15312 | dames-> Bali Hai | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Fri Apr 29 1994 20:34 | 0 |
396.15313 | Bali Hai --> Belly up | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Mon May 02 1994 16:32 | 1 |
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396.15314 | Belly up --> The Poseidon Adventure | SMURF::BINDER | Ut res per opera mea meliores fiant | Mon May 02 1994 17:57 | 1 |
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396.15315 | The Poseidon Adventure -> Trident True | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Mon May 02 1994 20:35 | 3 |
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396.15316 | Trident True --> Not found wanting. | SMURF::BINDER | Ut res per opera mea meliores fiant | Tue May 03 1994 12:38 | 1 |
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396.15317 | Not found wanting. -> bus stop | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu May 05 1994 13:42 | 1 |
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396.15318 | bus stop -> Sesame Street | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Thu May 05 1994 21:01 | 4 |
| There's this great dance number at a bus stop...
Carol :-}
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396.15319 | Sesame Street --> How-to | SMURF::BINDER | Ut res per opera mea meliores fiant | Fri May 06 1994 10:31 | 4 |
| Can you tell me how to get--
How to get to Sesame Street?
- program's theme song
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396.15320 | | CSC32::S_BROOK | There and back to see how far it is | Fri May 06 1994 13:02 | 1 |
| -< How-to --> Ask Bob Vila -> Ask Norm >-
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396.15321 | Ask Norm >- I don't think so Stuart | RICKS::PHIPPS | Better plant some more trees | Sun May 08 1994 00:08 | 0 |
396.15322 | | CSC32::S_BROOK | There and back to see how far it is | Mon May 09 1994 12:26 | 1 |
| -< I don't think so Stuart -> Whyever not ? >-
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396.15323 | Whyever Not -> Tim's Home Improvement ran Overbudget | CSC32::S_BROOK | There and back to see how far it is | Mon May 09 1994 14:08 | 1 |
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396.15324 | Tim's Home Improvement ran Overbudget -> Overbudget in Hospital | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed May 11 1994 09:16 | 1 |
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396.15325 | Overbudget in Hospital -> UnderHertz in asylum | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Fri May 13 1994 01:37 | 2 |
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396.15326 | UnderHertz in asylum -> Schwinn's disease | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B., ESG/MA Are we here yet? | Fri May 13 1994 11:40 | 1 |
| unpredictable cycles
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396.15327 | Schwinn's disease -> Tricyclene treatment | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon May 16 1994 16:04 | 1 |
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396.15328 | tricyclene treatment -> bactine and a band-aid | ALLVAX::GELINEAU | fear, surprise, and an almost fanatical devotion | Mon May 16 1994 18:08 | 2 |
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396.15329 | bactine and a band-aid >- skinned knees | RICKS::PHIPPS | Better plant some more trees | Tue May 17 1994 10:04 | 0 |
396.15330 | skinned knees -> Kate Moss | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue May 17 1994 10:17 | 1 |
| skinned knees -> skinny knees ->
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396.15331 | Kate Moss --> Slate Moss --> nonrolling stone | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Tue May 17 1994 12:22 | 1 |
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396.15332 | nonrolling stone --> Kate Moss | WELSWS::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Tue May 17 1994 12:45 | 1 |
| nonrolling stone --> nonreturning boomerang --> stick --> Kate Moss
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396.15333 | Kate Moss -> speakers | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue May 17 1994 13:26 | 3 |
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Kate Moss -> Moss Kate -> Koss Mate ->
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396.15334 | speakers -> Bose will be Bose | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue May 17 1994 14:39 | 0 |
396.15335 | Toes will be toes | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Tue May 17 1994 14:56 | 4 |
| Bose will be Bose -+->Rose is a Rose->smell as feet->Toes will be toes
| ^
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+--------------------------------------------+
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396.15336 | Toes will be toes -> Moses supposes | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Wed May 18 1994 02:57 | 1 |
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396.15337 | Moses supposes -> a historic run | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B., ESG/MA Are we here yet? | Wed May 18 1994 09:47 | 1 |
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396.15338 | a historic one -> -> Red Skelton | NOVA::FISHER | Tay-unned, rey-usted, rey-ady | Wed May 18 1994 11:51 | 1 |
| -> a hysterical one -> Red Skelton
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396.15339 | Red Skelton >- funny bone | RICKS::PHIPPS | Better plant some more trees | Wed May 18 1994 13:31 | 2 |
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a historic one -> Red Skelton >- Red Skeleton >- funny bones >- funny bone
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396.15340 | funny bone -> humerus | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B., ESG/MA Are we here yet? | Thu May 19 1994 14:11 | 1 |
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396.15341 | humerus -> Are We Having Fun yet? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri May 20 1994 13:05 | 1 |
| Thanks to my fave Zippy...
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396.15342 | Are We Having Fun yet? -> what? | NECSC::BIELSKI | Stan B., ESG/MA Are we here yet? | Fri May 27 1994 11:21 | 1 |
| ...I've been deafened by the silence.
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396.15343 | what? --> is on second | SMURF::BINDER | Ut res per opera mea meliores fiant | Fri May 27 1994 12:44 | 1 |
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396.15344 | is on second -> Who is on first? | LINGO::PETERS | | Fri May 27 1994 12:47 | 3 |
| That was a great sketch. I seem to remember the text was posted
somewhere in this conference. Any pointers?
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396.15345 | Who is on first? -> Who is on DAT! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri May 27 1994 12:49 | 1 |
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396.15346 | Who is on DAT! -> What's DAT? | LINGO::PETERS | | Fri May 27 1994 15:31 | 2 |
| Found it --- 778.2
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396.15347 | What's DAT? --> No, What's on second. | SMURF::BINDER | Ut res per opera mea meliores fiant | Fri May 27 1994 16:03 | 1 |
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396.15348 | No, What's on second --> To kill a watt-second | JIT081::DIAMOND | $ SET MIDNIGHT | Sun May 29 1994 22:08 | 0 |
396.15349 | To kill a watt-second >Tequila sunrise | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Sun May 29 1994 22:13 | 2 |
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396.15350 | Tequila sunrise -> hangover | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue May 31 1994 11:22 | 1 |
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396.15351 | hangover --> mid-riff bulge | WELSWS::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Tue May 31 1994 12:13 | 1 |
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396.15352 | mid-riff bulge -> Pillsbury DoughBoy | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Jun 02 1994 10:12 | 1 |
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396.15353 | Biscuits and Honey | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Thu Jun 02 1994 10:22 | 4 |
| Pillsbury Doughboy --> Doonesbury Pill Boy --> Uncle Duke --> Miss Honey--+
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+----------------------> Biscuits and Honey <---------------------+
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396.15354 | Biscuits and Honey -> Win, Place, Show | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jun 03 1994 12:58 | 1 |
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396.15355 | Win, Place, Show > Trophy | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Wed Jun 08 1994 01:00 | 2 |
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396.15356 | Trophy -> Case | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Wed Jun 08 1994 01:00 | 4 |
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396.15357 | case -> BOX | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Wed Jun 08 1994 01:00 | 6 |
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396.15358 | BOX >- wrench | RICKS::PHIPPS | Better plant some more trees | Wed Jun 08 1994 10:02 | 1 |
| Is it fair to create your own event? 8^)
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396.15359 | wrench --> retch --> bushusuru | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Wed Jun 08 1994 11:03 | 1 |
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396.15360 | | DRDAN::KALIKOW | World-Wide Web: Postmodem Culture | Wed Jun 08 1994 11:13 | 0 |
396.15361 | Charlotte Bronte -> Jane Eyre -> etc. -> BOXed set | WELSWS::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Wed Jun 08 1994 11:25 | 1 |
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396.15362 | BOXed set --> rope a dope | SMURF::BINDER | etsi capularis ego vita fruar | Wed Jun 08 1994 13:15 | 1 |
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396.15363 | rope a dope --> soap on a rope | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Jun 08 1994 14:24 | 0 |
396.15364 | soap on a rope -> pope on a rope | ROCK::HUBER | File and Forget | Wed Jun 08 1994 16:44 | 0 |
396.15365 | pope on a rope -->wholly clean- | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Jun 09 1994 19:42 | 1 |
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396.15366 | wholly clean -> vanilla bean | GIDDAY::BURT | Scythe my dandelions down, sport | Thu Jun 09 1994 21:01 | 2 |
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396.15367 | vanilla bean -> death by chocolate | CLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_M | And then there were none. | Fri Jun 10 1994 08:50 | 0 |
396.15368 | Death by Chocolate -> A truffle I once knew | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Fri Jun 10 1994 16:57 | 0 |
396.15369 | A truffle I once knew >- oink | RICKS::PHIPPS | Better plant some more trees | Mon Jun 13 1994 10:32 | 0 |
396.15370 | | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Mon Jun 13 1994 13:54 | 1 |
| oink --> pig Latin --> big Latin --> Jose Canseco --> Jose, can you see?
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396.15371 | Jose, can you see? -> soccer -> Pele | ROCK::HUBER | File and Forget | Mon Jun 13 1994 14:08 | 0 |
396.15372 | | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Tue Jun 14 1994 10:25 | 1 |
| Pele --> Pay off, lay off --> TFSO
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396.15373 | TFSO -> SOFT -> Where? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jun 15 1994 14:13 | 1 |
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396.15374 | SOFT -> Where? -> Shoulder | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Thu Jun 16 1994 16:46 | 0 |
396.15375 | Shoulder--> or should her not? | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Fri Jun 17 1994 09:16 | 1 |
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396.15376 | or should her not? -> Just say NO! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jun 17 1994 10:49 | 1 |
| should ? should her not? ( sounds like himmin and hawwing to me... )
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396.15377 | Just say NO! --> Righteous denial | JGO::SOBOT | Parrot gone to meet it's maker | Fri Jun 24 1994 08:00 | 2 |
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Nice to see that this note is still going strong 8-}
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396.15378 | Muslim fundamentalist | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Fri Jun 24 1994 16:36 | 1 |
| Righteous denial --> Righteous of the Nile --> Muslim fundamentalist
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396.15379 | Muslim fundamentalist --> Mostly pandemonium | SMURF::BINDER | etsi capularis ego vita fruar | Sat Jun 25 1994 15:49 | 1 |
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396.15380 | Mostly pandemonium -> Matrix management | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jun 28 1994 09:50 | 1 |
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396.15381 | "A grape for you; lemon for you..." | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Tue Jun 28 1994 17:51 | 6 |
| Matrix management -> Ma's Trix Management -> "A grape for you, lemon for you..."
(and no one say "cereal BOX!") ;-)
Carol
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396.15382 | A grape for you; lemon for you... -> LifeSavers | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jun 28 1994 17:56 | 2 |
| No 'BOX' replies from me!
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396.15383 | LifeSavers -> Used Magazine Store | JRDV04::DIAMOND | $ SET MIDNIGHT | Tue Jun 28 1994 22:52 | 0 |
396.15384 | Used Magazine Store -> Army-Navy Store | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jun 29 1994 09:16 | 1 |
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396.15385 | Army-Navy Store --> Quartermaster's digs | SMURF::BINDER | etsi capularis ego vita fruar | Wed Jun 29 1994 09:21 | 1 |
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396.15386 | Quartermaster's digs -> Pirate's treasure | CSC32::DUBOIS | Discrimination encourages violence | Wed Jun 29 1994 14:31 | 0 |
396.15387 | Pirate's treasure --> BOX 'o loot | OKFINE::KENAH | Every old sock meets an old shoe... | Wed Jun 29 1994 14:33 | 1 |
| Sorry, couldn't resist!
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396.15388 | BOX 'o loot -> Fools gold | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jun 29 1994 16:27 | 1 |
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396.15389 | Fools gold --> in them thar hills | SMURF::BINDER | etsi capularis ego vita fruar | Wed Jun 29 1994 18:23 | 1 |
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396.15390 | in them thar hills -> Cripple Creek | CSC32::DUBOIS | Be horizontal, with honor! | Wed Jun 29 1994 21:00 | 0 |
396.15391 | Cripple Creek -> Unibus | JRDV04::DIAMOND | $ SET MIDNIGHT | Wed Jun 29 1994 21:51 | 0 |
396.15392 | Unibus => pleurisy | FORTY2::KNOWLES | Road-kill on the Info Superhighway | Thu Jun 30 1994 09:39 | 1 |
| By way of `plurum'.
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396.15393 | pleurisy --> pleurosis --> blue roses | OKFINE::KENAH | Every old sock meets an old shoe... | Thu Jun 30 1994 10:47 | 1 |
| By way of Tennessee Williams...
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396.15394 | blue roses -> run for the roses | ROCK::HUBER | Indians in '94 | Thu Jun 30 1994 13:13 | 0 |
396.15395 | run for the roses -> rise for the also-rans | JRDV04::DIAMOND | $ SET MIDNIGHT | Thu Jun 30 1994 21:17 | 0 |
396.15396 | rise for the also-rans > Die for the Queen | GIDDAY::BURT | Stick this fish in your ear | Mon Jul 04 1994 21:43 | 4 |
|
As Tim Brooke-Taylor used to say...
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396.15397 | Die for the Queen -> Rook's Gambit | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jul 05 1994 10:25 | 1 |
| too obvious~
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396.15398 | Rook's Gambit --> glug | SMURF::BINDER | etsi capularis ego vita fruar | Tue Jul 05 1994 11:02 | 2 |
| Rook's Gambit --> castling --> Castle Bar --> Mayo --> ham and ... on
rye --> whisky -->
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396.15399 | glug --> archipelago | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Tue Jul 05 1994 11:45 | 1 |
|
|
396.15400 | archipelago -> islands | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue Jul 05 1994 12:55 | 0 |
396.15401 | islands -> Dahlak | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Jul 05 1994 13:08 | 2 |
| :-) send 'em scurrying to the atlases...
|
396.15402 | Dahlak -> Dahlink -> Zsa Zsa Gabor | CSC32::DUBOIS | Be horizontal, with honor! | Tue Jul 05 1994 15:14 | 3 |
| < :-) send 'em scurrying to the atlases...
Why? ;-)
|
396.15403 | Zsa Zsa Gabor > Diamonds? Mine! | GIDDAY::BURT | Stick this fish in your ear | Mon Jul 11 1994 01:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.15404 | Diamonds? Mine! >hi ho, hi ho | GIDDAY::BURT | Stick this fish in your ear | Thu Jul 14 1994 23:48 | 6 |
|
It's quiet in here, so I'll hust whisper to myself, OK?
Chele
|
396.15405 | hi ho,hi ho --> How Hi is a chinaman? | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Fri Jul 15 1994 02:03 | 11 |
| G'day,
>>>>It's quiet in here, so I'll hust whisper to myself, OK?
............................^
|
Does this make you a hustler? ;-)
hi 'Chele
derek
|
396.15406 | How Hi is a chinaman? --> Dirty Dancing | SMURF::BINDER | etsi capularis ego vita fruar | Fri Jul 15 1994 10:44 | 1 |
| ... --> how low can you go --> down and dirty --> ...
|
396.15407 | Dirty Dancing -> filthy feet | GIDDAY::BURT | Stick this fish in your ear | Sun Jul 17 1994 21:55 | 0 |
396.15408 | filthy feet --> dirty yards | GAVEL::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Mon Jul 18 1994 10:03 | 1 |
|
|
396.15409 | dirty yards --> captain's mast | SMURF::BINDER | etsi capularis ego vita fruar | Mon Jul 18 1994 12:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.15410 | Stardate | GIDDAY::BURT | My wings are like a shield of steel | Wed Jul 20 1994 02:44 | 4 |
| -< dirty yards --> captain's mast > captain's log
|
396.15411 | stardate -> when heavenly bodies meet -> Jupiter -> big red splat | HLDE01::63697::RIK | Mostly Harmless | Wed Jul 20 1994 03:46 | 0 |
396.15412 | big red spla -> frog in a blender | CSC32::DUBOIS | Aug 19, Aug 19, Aug 19... | Thu Jul 21 1994 23:00 | 0 |
396.15413 | frog in a blender > Prince Puree | GIDDAY::BURT | My wings are like a shield of steel | Fri Jul 22 1994 01:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.15414 | Prince Puree -> beaten to a royal pulp | 19010::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Jul 27 1994 10:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.15415 | beaten to a royal pulp --> royal jelly --> queen bee | SMURF::BINDER | etsi capularis ego vita fruar | Wed Jul 27 1994 11:21 | 1 |
|
|
396.15416 | queen bee -> Sheba | 19010::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 29 1994 16:25 | 1 |
|
|
396.15417 | Lambchop | GIDDAY::BURT | My wings are like a shield of steel | Wed Aug 03 1994 02:42 | 3 |
| queen bee -> Sheba > He baa
|
396.15418 | Lambchop --> Shari Lewis | SMURF::BINDER | etsi capularis ego vita fruar | Thu Aug 04 1994 11:02 | 1 |
|
|
396.15419 | Mutton Chops | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Thu Aug 04 1994 11:50 | 8 |
| (Lambchop -->) Shari Lewis --> Jerry Lewis --+
| |
| +--Grade B meat <-- Grade B Comedy --+
| |
| + Tough Mutton --> Mutton Chops
| ^
| |
+------------------------------+
|
396.15420 | Mutton Chops --> Whack in the ... | SMURF::BINDER | etsi capularis ego vita fruar | Thu Aug 04 1994 16:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.15421 | Whack in the ... -> impact -> Shoemaker-Levy 9 | HLDE01::SOEMBA::RIK | Mostly Harmless | Mon Aug 08 1994 09:52 | 0 |
396.15422 | Shoemaker-Levy 9 -> A smashing success! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Aug 08 1994 11:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.15423 | A Smashing Success! --> By Jove! | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Mon Aug 08 1994 11:53 | 1 |
|
|
396.15424 | By Jove! -> Oh, God! | CSC32::DUBOIS | Aug 19, Aug 19, Aug 19... | Fri Aug 12 1994 15:05 | 0 |
396.15425 | Oh, God! -> Dilbert's a Unitarian! | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Aug 12 1994 16:31 | 1 |
| is there such a thing as notefile morphing?
|
396.15426 | Dilbert's a Unitarian:-> A Vet for one! | AWECIM::FLOYD | "On my way to Heaven" | Wed Aug 17 1994 14:38 | 0 |
396.15427 | A Vet for one -> a Jag for two | CLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_M | Long boats/Tall ships | Thu Aug 18 1994 13:23 | 0 |
396.15428 | a Jag for two -> a match for 3 | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Aug 19 1994 10:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.15429 | a match for 3 -> hoop to 11 | AWECIM::FLOYD | "On my way to Heaven" | Fri Aug 19 1994 16:56 | 3 |
| A match for 3----- 3 on 3 played till one team hits 11 baskets
\
\_ hoop to 11
|
396.15430 | hoop to 11 -> frisbees to the masses | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Sun Aug 21 1994 22:07 | 0 |
396.15431 | frisbees to the masses -> pie-plates to the people | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Aug 23 1994 11:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.15432 | pie-plates to the people -> let them eat crusts | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Tue Aug 23 1994 21:39 | 0 |
396.15433 | let them eat crusts > under Thy table | GIDDAY::BURT | My wings are like a shield of steel | Tue Aug 30 1994 23:56 | 2 |
|
|
396.15434 | under Thy table -> not under RDB's :-( | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Sep 02 1994 11:08 | 1 |
|
|
396.15435 | Not under Rdb's -> nor Oracle's | NOVA::FISHER | Tay-unned, rey-usted, rey-ady | Tue Sep 06 1994 08:18 | 1 |
|
|
396.15436 | nor Oracle's -> happy medium :-) | CSC32::DUBOIS | unpacking, unpacking, unpacking... | Wed Sep 07 1994 11:42 | 1 |
| The Oracle at Delphi
|
396.15437 | happy medium -> Madame Arkaty -> Blithe Spirit | WELSWS::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Thu Sep 08 1994 08:29 | 1 |
| Madame Arkaty was the medium in the opus by Noel Coward
|
396.15438 | Blithe Spirit --> Blythe Danner | VORTEX::SMURF::BINDER | etsi capularis ego vita fruar | Thu Sep 08 1994 09:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.15439 | | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Thu Sep 08 1994 09:32 | 1 |
| Blythe Danner --> By the dawn's early light
|
396.15440 | dawn's early light --> Elswyth Thane | VORTEX::SMURF::BINDER | etsi capularis ego vita fruar | Thu Sep 08 1994 10:33 | 2 |
| Novelist who wrote a family-chronicle series, Dawn's Early Light is the
first one, set during the Americam Revolution.
|
396.15441 | Elswyth Thane -> -> BOX set | WELSWS::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Thu Sep 08 1994 11:24 | 1 |
| Elswyth Thane -> family-chronicle series -> BOX set
|
396.15442 | BOX set -> Hardware, hardware and more hardware | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Sep 08 1994 11:39 | 3 |
| my first reaction to BOX set -> The Doublemint twins
but since RDB has gone into the great beyond,
|
396.15443 | Hardware, hardware and more hardware -> ironmongers' convention | VORTEX::SMURF::BINDER | etsi capularis ego vita fruar | Thu Sep 08 1994 13:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.15444 | ironmongers' convention -> directors' meeting | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Thu Sep 08 1994 20:53 | 0 |
396.15445 | -->> sell hardware | NOVA::FISHER | Tay-unned, rey-usted, rey-ady | Fri Sep 09 1994 07:09 | 2 |
| ironmongers' convention -> directors' meeting -->>
|
396.15446 | sell hardware -> Sell Hard! Where? | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Sep 09 1994 10:26 | 1 |
|
|
396.15447 | Sell Hard! Where? -> Buy low, sell high | ROCK::HUBER | Indians in '94 | Fri Sep 09 1994 11:17 | 0 |
396.15448 | buy low, sell high --> and don't eat yellow snow | TOOK::ROLKE | Oncoming vehicles in middle of road! | Fri Sep 09 1994 12:14 | 0 |
396.15449 | and don't eat yellow snow -> Momilies | CSC32::DUBOIS | unpacking, unpacking, unpacking... | Mon Sep 12 1994 10:04 | 3 |
| and don't eat yellow snow -> and wear a sweater when your mother's cold
|
396.15450 | Momilies -> It'll make you grow big and strong | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Sep 19 1994 13:01 | 2 |
|
Momilies -> Momylies - > Mommy lies ->
|
396.15451 | | CSC32::S_BROOK | There and back to see how far it is | Tue Sep 20 1994 20:19 | 9 |
| It'll make you grow big and strong > So Long, It's Been Good to Know Ya!
It'll make you grow big and strong -> Builds character -> TFSO ->
So Long, It's been good to know ya
Alas ... tis true for me unless an open door miracle changes things.
Friday will probably be my last day. Been great to know every one.
Stuart
|
396.15452 | So Long, It's been good to know ya -> fishes have left the building | GIDDAY::BURT | My wings are like a shield of steel | Tue Sep 20 1994 21:04 | 1 |
|
|
396.15453 | fishes have left the build -> mermaid castle | CSC32::DUBOIS | unpacking, unpacking, unpacking... | Wed Sep 21 1994 13:43 | 4 |
| Goodbye, Stuart. I will certainly miss you.
Carol
|
396.15454 | Castle -> Rock -> Scissors -> Paper -> Cardboard -> BOX | OKFINE::KENAH | Do we have any peanut butter? | Mon Oct 10 1994 13:35 | 0 |
396.15455 | BOX -> on KNOX -> with Fox in Socks | GIDDAY::BURT | My wings are like a shield of steel | Mon Oct 10 1994 19:50 | 2 |
|
|
396.15456 | with Fox in Socks -> hose pose | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Oct 26 1994 12:38 | 1 |
|
|
396.15457 | hose pose >- Joe Namath | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Thu Oct 27 1994 08:33 | 0 |
396.15458 | Joe Namath - new math | CAPNET::ROSCH | | Thu Oct 27 1994 14:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.15459 | new math --> 1+1 = 11 --> hire the pretty one! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Oct 27 1994 18:42 | 1 |
|
|
396.15460 | hire the pretty one! -> fire the skilled one | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Thu Oct 27 1994 20:11 | 0 |
396.15461 | fire the skilled one -> from the frying pan into the fire | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Oct 28 1994 08:35 | 1 |
| fire the skilled one -> FTSO -> TFSO ->
|
396.15462 | fire the skilled one --> from the fire into the skillet | BARSTR::PCLX31::satow | gavel::satow, dtn 223-2584 | Fri Oct 28 1994 08:36 | 1 |
|
|
396.15463 | from the fire into the skillet -> teambuilding | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Oct 31 1994 17:24 | 1 |
|
|
396.15464 | teambuilding --> henceforth replaced by tfsobuilding | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Mon Oct 31 1994 19:04 | 1 |
| The teambuilding was the mill, right?
|
396.15465 | mill -> wind [looks outside] -> gale warning | HLDE01::SOEMBA::RIK | Mostly Harmless | Tue Nov 01 1994 09:26 | 0 |
396.15466 | gale warning -> Watch out Gail! | CLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_M | Long boats/Tall ships | Tue Nov 01 1994 13:58 | 0 |
396.15467 | Watch out Gail! -> Lady Godiva's here on her high horse | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Thu Nov 03 1994 10:46 | 1 |
|
|
396.15468 | Lady Godiva's here on her high horse->bareback | CSC32::DUBOIS | Trust in God, but tie your camel | Mon Nov 14 1994 12:11 | 0 |
396.15469 | bareback -> suntan lotion | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Nov 14 1994 12:17 | 0 |
396.15470 | suntan lotion -> greasy grimey gopher guts | CSC32::DUBOIS | Trust in God, but tie your camel | Mon Nov 14 1994 12:34 | 0 |
396.15471 | greasy grimey gopher guts -> Kentucky Fried Chicken | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 14 1994 17:28 | 1 |
|
|
396.15472 | Kentucky Fried Chicken -> Engineers into Essential Services | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Mon Nov 14 1994 19:16 | 0 |
396.15473 | Engineers into Essential Services -> Engineers into Education | CSC32::DUBOIS | Trust in God, but tie your camel | Tue Nov 15 1994 10:36 | 0 |
396.15474 | Engineers into Education -> Engineers onto other tracks | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Tue Nov 15 1994 10:55 | 1 |
|
|
396.15475 | Engineers onto other tracks -> one track mind | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue Nov 15 1994 11:07 | 0 |
396.15476 | one track mind --> mono-raillery | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Tue Nov 15 1994 15:40 | 1 |
|
|
396.15477 | mono-raillery -> hopped out of town | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Wed Nov 16 1994 02:56 | 0 |
396.15478 | hopped out of town >- Harvy | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Wed Nov 16 1994 07:38 | 0 |
396.15479 | Harvy --> Wallbangr | HLDE01::SAS_ALD1 | Steve Sobot | Wed Nov 16 1994 08:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.15480 | Wallbangr -> Head banger | CSC32::DUBOIS | Trust in God, but tie your camel | Wed Nov 16 1994 09:32 | 0 |
396.15481 | Head banger -> hashish | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 16 1994 09:39 | 1 |
|
|
396.15482 | hashish --> head banger | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Wed Nov 16 1994 09:48 | 1 |
| Head banger --> hashish --> hemp --> Shemp --> Three Stooges -->
|
396.15483 | head banger -> Italian surprise! :-) | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 16 1994 11:59 | 1 |
|
|
396.15484 | Italian surprise! :-) -> Boo! | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Nov 16 1994 12:00 | 0 |
396.15485 | Boo! -> Trick and/or treat | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Wed Nov 16 1994 18:52 | 0 |
396.15486 | Trick and/or treat -> Heidi Fleiss | CSC32::DUBOIS | Trust in God, but tie your camel | Thu Nov 17 1994 14:30 | 0 |
396.15487 | Heidi Fleiss -> L.A. Law | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Nov 17 1994 18:51 | 0 |
396.15488 | L.A. Law -> the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, and the tooth fairy | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Thu Nov 17 1994 19:57 | 0 |
396.15489 | the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, & the tooth fairy > meet Godzilla" | GIDDAY::BURT | OA$DUCK_LOGGER | Thu Nov 17 1994 23:20 | 2 |
|
|
396.15490 | meet Godzilla -> and live to tell about it | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Sun Nov 20 1994 19:17 | 0 |
396.15491 | and live to tell about it -> White Bronco chase scene | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 21 1994 13:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.15492 | White Bronco chase scene -> on National TV | NOVA::FISHER | Tay-unned, rey-usted, rey-ady | Wed Nov 23 1994 07:07 | 1 |
|
|
396.15493 | On National TV -> Cool Commercials | CSC32::DUBOIS | Trust in God, but tie your camel | Wed Nov 23 1994 12:28 | 1 |
| Bronco -> on National TV -> Football -> Cool Commercials
|
396.15494 | Cool Commercials -> Kool commercials | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Wed Nov 23 1994 12:33 | 1 |
| there ustabe...
|
396.15495 | Kool Commercials -> Jingles | CSC32::DUBOIS | Trust in God, but tie your camel | Wed Nov 23 1994 12:36 | 12 |
| Wasn't it Kent which would sing:
Happiness is...
Happiness is...
Happiness is...
Different things to different people,
That's what happiness is.
To a xxxx, it's a xxxx
To a xxxx, it's a xxxx
To a golfer, it's a hole in one,
To a smoker, it's a (Kent?)
|
396.15496 | Jingles -> Spurs | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed Nov 23 1994 19:43 | 3 |
| Yes, that was the old "The Taste of Kent" jungle.
Dan
|
396.15497 | Spurs --> Tottenham | HLDE01::SAS_ALD1 | Steve Sobot | Thu Nov 24 1994 08:16 | 1 |
|
|
396.15498 | Tottenham -> Grim Reaper visits pigs | CPDW::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Mon Nov 28 1994 10:30 | 2 |
|
Soccer's loose translation: :-)
|
396.15499 | Grim Reaper visits pigs -> Better Them Than Us! | SAPPHO::DUBOIS | Trust in God, but tie your camel | Tue Dec 06 1994 10:38 | 0 |
396.15500 | Better Them Than Us! -> Us Better Than Them! | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri Dec 16 1994 15:05 | 0 |
396.15501 | Us Better Than Them -> snobs | SAPPHO::DUBOIS | Trust in God, but tie your camel | Wed Dec 28 1994 16:44 | 0 |
396.15502 | snobs --> snubs | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Jan 02 1995 15:16 | 0 |
396.15503 | snubs -> sequins | GIDDAY::BURT | A field of golden dandelions | Mon Jan 02 1995 19:33 | 4 |
|
snubs is sqns downside up
|
396.15504 | sequins -> penguins | GIDDAY::BURT | A field of golden dandelions | Tue Jan 03 1995 23:39 | 2 |
|
|
396.15505 | penguins -> Albatros! | HLDE01::SOEMBA::RIK | Mostly Harmless | Wed Jan 04 1995 04:49 | 0 |
396.15506 | Albatros -> Sopwith Camel | PEKING::SULLIVAND | Not gauche, just sinister | Wed Jan 04 1995 05:37 | 1 |
|
|
396.15507 | camel -> humpback -> Notre Dame | HLDE01::SOEMBA::RIK | Mostly Harmless | Wed Jan 04 1995 07:21 | 0 |
396.15508 | Notre Dame -> Pantomime | PEKING::SULLIVAND | Not gauche, just sinister | Wed Jan 04 1995 09:12 | 1 |
|
|
396.15509 | Pantomime --> | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Wed Jan 04 1995 12:29 | 1 |
|
|
396.15510 | -> space, man | CLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_M | Long boats/Tall ships | Wed Jan 04 1995 12:34 | 0 |
396.15511 | space, man --> bill lee | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Wed Jan 04 1995 14:38 | 1 |
| space, man --> spaceman -->
|
396.15512 | Bill Lee --> Silly Billy | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Jan 04 1995 17:06 | 1 |
|
|
396.15513 | Silly Billy -> The Blue Ranger | GIDDAY::BURT | Phipley phithicky phiplottensy | Wed Jan 04 1995 17:12 | 2 |
|
|
396.15514 | The Blue Ranger -> Triceratops! | SAPPHO::DUBOIS | HONK if you've slept w/Cmdr Riker! | Thu Jan 05 1995 16:30 | 0 |
396.15515 | Triceratops! --> Try WHAT?? | SMURF::BINDER | gustam vitare | Thu Jan 05 1995 16:43 | 1 |
|
|
396.15516 | Try WHAT?? -> Try TYRANNOSAURUS | GIDDAY::BURT | Phipley phithicky phiplottensy | Thu Jan 05 1995 17:27 | 2 |
|
|
396.15517 | Tyrannosaurus -> Wrecks | PEKING::SULLIVAND | Not gauche, just sinister | Fri Jan 06 1995 04:58 | 1 |
| I did try Sarah Topps but she was no good...
|
396.15518 | Wrecks --> reed | SMURF::BINDER | gustam vitare | Fri Jan 06 1995 09:42 | 1 |
| Rex Reed, well known New York film critic.
|
396.15519 | reed -> wind | SAPPHO::DUBOIS | HONK if you've slept w/Cmdr Riker! | Fri Jan 06 1995 10:07 | 1 |
| like a reed in the wind...
|
396.15520 | wind --> Wind in the Willows | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun Jan 08 1995 16:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.15521 | Wind in the Willows --> A motorcar, a motorcar! | SMURF::BINDER | gustam vitare | Mon Jan 09 1995 09:47 | 1 |
|
|
396.15522 | A motorcar, a motorcar -> Poop poop! | PEKING::SULLIVAND | Not gauche, just sinister | Mon Jan 09 1995 10:03 | 1 |
| Mr Toad...
|
396.15523 | poop poop! -> pullups! | SAPPHO::DUBOIS | HONK if you've slept w/Cmdr Riker! | Mon Jan 09 1995 13:27 | 1 |
| My 2 year old is getting ready for potty training...
|
396.15524 | pullups! -> pull over! | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Tue Jan 24 1995 21:46 | 0 |
396.15525 | pull over! -> Outta the car, Longhair! | SAPPHO::DUBOIS | HONK if you've slept w/Cmdr Riker! | Wed Jan 25 1995 13:33 | 0 |
396.15526 | Outta the car, Longhair! --> hey, professor! | SMURF::BINDER | gustam vitare | Wed Jan 25 1995 17:05 | 1 |
| professor longhair, well known artist.
|
396.15527 | hey, professor! -> botany | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Wed Jan 25 1995 19:33 | 0 |
396.15528 | botany -> blossom | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Mon Jan 30 1995 19:40 | 0 |
396.15529 | blossom -> deflower | PEKING::SULLIVAND | Not gauche, just sinister | Tue Jan 31 1995 05:04 | 1 |
| couldn't resist it...
|
396.15530 | deflower -> cherry | SAPPHO::DUBOIS | HONK if you've slept w/Cmdr Riker! | Tue Jan 31 1995 10:05 | 1 |
| More along the lines of botany...
|
396.15531 | cherry -> cerise | PEKING::SULLIVAND | Not gauche, just sinister | Tue Jan 31 1995 10:22 | 4 |
| sounds more like human biology to me...
Who was Cmdr Riker ??
|
396.15532 | | SAPPHO::DUBOIS | HONK if you've slept w/Cmdr Riker! | Tue Jan 31 1995 15:35 | 7 |
| < Who was Cmdr Riker ??
Commander Riker is the first officer on board the Enterprise in
Star Trek: The Next Generation. Like the former captain,
Captain James T. Kirk, he is a bit of a flirt and a ladies man...
Carol
|
396.15533 | | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Tue Jan 31 1995 17:14 | 0 |
396.15534 | The Rolling Stones | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Wed Feb 01 1995 00:28 | 3 |
396.15535 | The Rolling Stones -> Bryophyte | PEKING::SULLIVAND | Not gauche, just sinister | Wed Feb 01 1995 04:15 | 2 |
| Cmdr Riker - is there no limit to this man's ignorance
(I haven't been watching Star Trek - TNG)
|
396.15536 | Bryophyte => Pteridophyte | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | Duke of URL: `TCL my GUI!!' :-) | Wed Feb 01 1995 04:47 | 18 |
| Thank you, Miss Lambert, Sophomore HS Biology Teacher...
(Sung to the tune of "The Old Gray Mare, She Ain't What She Used 2 B":)
"The Bryophytes are the Mosses and their Relatives, Mosses & their
relatives, Mosses & t. r.;
"The Bryophytes are the Mosses and their Relatives; Those are the
Bryophytes.
"The Pteridophytes are the Angiosperms & the Gymnosperms, Angiosperms &
the Gymnosperms, A's & the G's;
"The Pteridophytes are the Angiosperms & the Gymnosperms; Those are the
Pteridophytes."
Can I go back to sleep now? :-)
|
396.15537 | Pteridophyte -> Pterodactyl | PEKING::SULLIVAND | Not gauche, just sinister | Wed Feb 01 1995 05:41 | 2 |
| do pterodactyls give you the finger ?
|
396.15538 | Pterodactyl => Pthexameter | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | Duke of URL: `TCL my GUI!!' :-) | Wed Feb 01 1995 06:55 | 4 |
| .15537> do pterodactyls give you the finger ?
No, phthey give you the phinger. What is your need to know?
|
396.15539 | Pthexameter -> Phenolphtha line | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Wed Feb 01 1995 19:36 | 3 |
| >No, phthey give you the phinger. What is your need to know?
A corporate security standard which requires disabling the phinger daemon.
|
396.15540 | Phenolphtha line => naphthalene => Coeur D'Alene | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | Duke of URL: `TCL my GUI!!' :-) | Wed Feb 01 1995 20:50 | 1 |
|
|
396.15541 | Coeur D'Alene--> Heart of Glass -->Blondie | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Wed Feb 01 1995 21:31 | 1 |
|
|
396.15542 | Blondie -> Deborah Harry -> When Harry Met Sally | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Wed Feb 01 1995 22:18 | 2 |
|
|
396.15543 | When Harry Met Sally => Baby Fishmouth | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | Duke of URL: `TCL my GUI!!' :-) | Wed Feb 01 1995 22:24 | 1 |
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396.15544 | Baby Fishmouth > Wide Mouthed Frog | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Fri Feb 03 1995 00:19 | 3 |
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396.15545 | Wide mouthhed frog --> ... --> ice cream van | WELSWS::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Fri Feb 03 1995 04:38 | 9 |
| Wide Mouthed Frog --> blabber mouth --> foam spray --> fire engine -
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-> dee! dah! dee! dah! --> ice cream man
(a blabber mouth is the foam spreading nozzle on an airfield fire
engine)
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396.15546 | ice cream van -> eye strain man | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Sun Feb 05 1995 19:30 | 3 |
| I strain
You strain
We all strain for ...
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396.15547 | eye strain man >- Sports Illustrated | RICKS::RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Mon Feb 06 1995 07:54 | 0 |
396.15548 | Sports Illustrated >Smarts understated | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Tue Feb 07 1995 00:49 | 2 |
|
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396.15549 | Smarts understated -> cars overtaken | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Tue Feb 21 1995 17:23 | 0 |
396.15550 | cars overtaken >- by boat | RICKS::RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Wed Feb 22 1995 08:27 | 0 |
396.15551 | by boat -> my moat | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Wed Feb 22 1995 21:51 | 1 |
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396.15552 | bats | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Thu Mar 02 1995 22:41 | 5 |
| my moat >- Moatleaf ->
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396.15553 | bats -> it isn't cricket | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Mon Mar 06 1995 01:15 | 4 |
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396.15554 | It isn't cricket -> solo game | HUMANE::soemba.apd.dec.com::RIK | Mostly Harmless | Mon Mar 06 1995 05:38 | 0 |
396.15555 | solo game --> solitaire | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Mar 06 1995 11:00 | 0 |
396.15556 | solitaire -> lonely as the grave | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Sun Mar 19 1995 23:33 | 1 |
|
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396.15557 | lonely as the grave -> coffin -> BOX! | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Sun Mar 19 1995 23:34 | 0 |
396.15558 | BOX! --> Hey! That's MY job!!! | RT128::KENAH | Do we have any peanut butter? | Mon Mar 20 1995 10:25 | 0 |
396.15559 | Hey! That's MY job!!! -> Not my yob, man | CLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_M | The Ballad of the Lost C'Mell | Mon Mar 20 1995 15:09 | 0 |
396.15560 | Not my job, man -> MInd your own business! | HUMANE::soemba.apd.dec.com::RIK | Mostly Harmless | Tue Mar 21 1995 04:03 | 0 |
396.15561 | Mind your own business -> NY City | NOVA::FISHER | now |a|n|a|l|o|g| | Tue Mar 21 1995 09:01 | 1 |
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396.15562 | NY City -> SimCity | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Sun Mar 26 1995 21:18 | 2 |
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396.15563 | SimCity -> Civilization -> Mahatma Ghandi | HUMANE::soemba.apd.dec.com::RIK | Mostly Harmless | Mon Mar 27 1995 05:06 | 2 |
| Reporter: Mr. Ghandi, what do you think of Western civilization?
Ghandi: That would be a good idea, indeed.
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396.15564 | Mahatma(great soul)->Soul Brother | PEKING::SULLIVAND | Not gauche, just sinister | Mon Mar 27 1995 08:54 | 1 |
| Mr Gandhi, why does everybody spell your name wrongly as Ghandi ?
|
396.15565 | Soul Brother -> only child | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Mon Mar 27 1995 18:46 | 0 |
396.15566 | silent shellfish | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Tue Apr 04 1995 22:31 | 4 |
| Soul Brother -> only child -> no children allowed -> most children are loud
-> a noisy noise -> annoys an oyster ->
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396.15567 | clammed up | DELNI::STEGER | | Fri Apr 07 1995 13:31 | 1 |
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396.15568 | clammed up --> BOXed in! | RT128::KENAH | Do we have any peanut butter? | Fri Apr 07 1995 14:38 | 3 |
|
I'm BACK!
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396.15569 | BOXed in! > Incrate | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Sun Apr 09 1995 23:04 | 0 |
396.15570 | Incrate -> Heraklion | ELIS::SOBOT | | Mon Apr 10 1995 08:41 | 4 |
|
re .15568 me too.
Cheers, Steve
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396.15571 | Heraklion -> Him a Ferrengi | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Mon Apr 10 1995 21:11 | 0 |
396.15572 | Him a Ferrengi > whatever happened to little green men? | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Thu Apr 13 1995 03:26 | 0 |
396.15573 | whatever happened to little green men? >millions to one | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Sun Apr 23 1995 20:29 | 1 |
|
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396.15574 | millions to one -> The Lottery | NOVA::FISHER | now |a|n|a|l|o|g| | Mon Apr 24 1995 11:46 | 1 |
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396.15575 | Lottery -> Lot Erie -> On the Waterfront | HUMANE::soemba.apd.dec.com::RIK | Mostly Harmless | Tue Apr 25 1995 06:22 | 0 |
396.15576 | On the Waterfront -> Under the boardwalk | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Tue Apr 25 1995 20:08 | 2 |
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396.15577 | Under the boardwalk -> Drifters | SMURF::BINDER | Father, Son, and Holy Spigot | Wed Apr 26 1995 10:31 | 1 |
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396.15578 | Drifters _> str fried | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Mon May 01 1995 01:28 | 2 |
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396.15579 | str fried -> wok | NOVA::FISHER | now |a|n|a|l|o|g| | Mon May 01 1995 08:04 | 1 |
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396.15580 | wok --> your dog | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon May 01 1995 11:44 | 0 |
396.15581 | your dog >- short stop | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Mon May 01 1995 13:02 | 0 |
396.15582 | short stop -> quickie | NOVA::FISHER | now |a|n|a|l|o|g| | Mon May 01 1995 13:09 | 1 |
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396.15583 | quickie > steppe | GIDDAY::BURT | Let us reason together | Tue May 02 1995 01:00 | 2 |
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396.15584 | quickie > steppe >- Pepe >- Speedy Gonzales | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Tue May 02 1995 09:59 | 0 |
396.15585 | Speedy Gonzales > Mighty Mouse | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Wed May 10 1995 21:26 | 1 |
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396.15586 | Mighty Mouse -> Danger Mouse | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Mon May 15 1995 01:06 | 2 |
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396.15587 | Danger Mouse > Doctor Smith | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Mon May 22 1995 03:43 | 3 |
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396.15588 | Doctor Smith >- Be kind to your Mummy | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Mon May 22 1995 08:32 | 0 |
396.15589 | Be kind to your Mummy -> ... and don't disturb the scarabs, either | HUMANE::soemba.apd.dec.com::RIK | Mostly Harmless | Mon May 22 1995 10:01 | 0 |
396.15590 | and don't disturb the scarabs, either > Dung Quixote | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Thu May 25 1995 03:54 | 2 |
|
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396.15591 | Dung Quixote --> Tilting at cowpats... | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu May 25 1995 21:29 | 1 |
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396.15592 | Tilting at cowpats --> cow tipping | SMURF::BINDER | Father, Son, and Holy Spigot | Fri May 26 1995 10:18 | 1 |
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396.15593 | cow tipping --> BullBars | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun May 28 1995 22:09 | 1 |
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396.15594 | Bullbars -> Mars Bars | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Tue May 30 1995 00:35 | 3 |
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396.15595 | Mars Bars --> Marianne Faithful | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue May 30 1995 21:24 | 1 |
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396.15596 | Marianne Faithful > Ye olde roller | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Wed May 31 1995 01:04 | 2 |
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396.15597 | Ye olde roller --> pin | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu Jun 01 1995 18:06 | 8 |
| Former DECcie Jon Reckard (see for example reply .11042)
says
-< box >-
:-)
Dan
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396.15598 | pin > winkle | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Mon Jun 05 1995 02:08 | 1 |
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396.15599 | winkle -> van | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Mon Jun 05 1995 12:49 | 0 |
396.15600 | Antelope | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Tue Jun 06 1995 02:55 | 4 |
| winkle -> van > Helsing > Dracula > Vlad the Impaler > Brad the Impala >
|
396.15601 | Antelope >- Uncle's wedding | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Tue Jun 06 1995 10:36 | 0 |
396.15602 | Uncle's Wedding > Four Weddings and a trial | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Wed Jun 28 1995 00:34 | 1 |
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396.15603 | Four Weddings and a trial --> In flagrante delicto | TP011::KENAH | Do we have any peanut butter? | Wed Jun 28 1995 14:37 | 1 |
| Mister Grant was caught with his pants down -- literally.
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396.15604 | In flagrante delicto--> smelly chinese delli | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Thu Jun 29 1995 20:24 | 1 |
|
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396.15605 | smelly chinese delli > eau d'orient | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Mon Jul 03 1995 02:55 | 2 |
| Stretching a bit, but what the heck....
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396.15606 | eau d'orient + Stretching a bit -> Thai Massage | HUMANE::soemba.apd.dec.com::RIK | Mostly Harmless | Mon Jul 03 1995 10:58 | 0 |
396.15607 | Thai Massage --> tie dyeing | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Mon Jul 03 1995 20:00 | 1 |
|
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396.15608 | tie dyeing > your tie > Maitai | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Wed Jul 05 1995 20:30 | 2 |
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396.15609 | Maitai --> Moth | JGO::SOBOT | | Mon Jul 10 1995 12:08 | 6 |
|
...anyone remember the "Beano" (or was it "Buster" ??) with the strip
on "Mighty Moth" - ah, memories !
Cheers, Steve
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396.15610 | Moth > Mothra | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Fri Jul 21 1995 00:50 | 1 |
|
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396.15611 | Mothra => Mother => Freud | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | Hi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet! | Fri Jul 21 1995 03:02 | 1 |
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396.15612 | Freud -> There's many a slip | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Fri Jul 21 1995 03:21 | 2 |
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396.15613 | There's many a slip -> Loose slips sink ships | MEMIT::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Jul 21 1995 10:10 | 1 |
| when the gals are on the dock waving good-bye to the sailors...
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396.15614 | Loose slips sink ships -> and put our boys in a BOX | TOHOPE::VORE_S | Nothin but 'Net | Fri Jul 21 1995 13:35 | 0 |
396.15615 | and put our boys in a BOX > with a bow on it | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Mon Jul 24 1995 19:56 | 4 |
| and nice wrapping paper, and a card....
Chele
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396.15616 | with a bow on it > present company | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Thu Jul 27 1995 22:12 | 1 |
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396.15617 | unhandled koala exception | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Mon Jul 31 1995 03:01 | 4 |
| > present company > excepted >
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396.15618 | unhandled koala exception > BLISS | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Sun Aug 06 1995 23:14 | 4 |
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396.15619 | BLISS ---> language of love | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Mon Aug 07 1995 20:17 | 1 |
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396.15620 | language of love >- compile and link | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Mon Aug 07 1995 21:40 | 0 |
396.15621 | compile and link > Bugcheck | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Tue Aug 08 1995 00:59 | 1 |
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396.15622 | Bugcheck -> WAIT/NOSPAWN | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Tue Aug 08 1995 05:49 | 0 |
396.15623 | WAIT/NOSPAWN-->no sex, no children | ALLVAX::GELINEAU | fear, surprise, and an almost fanatical devotion | Tue Aug 08 1995 13:09 | 1 |
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396.15624 | no sex, no children > and no dogs allowed | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Tue Aug 22 1995 02:25 | 8 |
|
I _did_ wait a decent interval prior to entering this.
Chele
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396.15625 | no togs are loud | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Mon Aug 28 1995 22:14 | 5 |
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396.15626 | no togs are loud > as quiet as a moose | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Fri Sep 01 1995 01:25 | 7 |
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396.15627 | as quiet as a moose --> Northern Exposure | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Mon Sep 04 1995 00:44 | 1 |
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396.15628 | Northern Exposure -> Due South | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Mon Sep 04 1995 02:33 | 2 |
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396.15629 | Due South --> The land japunumop | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Mon Sep 04 1995 23:22 | 1 |
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396.15630 | The land japunumop > +no +ou +nq umop | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Tue Sep 12 1995 01:23 | 2 |
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396.15631 | +no +ou +uq umop --> humpty dumpty's sum | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Tue Sep 12 1995 20:00 | 1 |
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396.15632 | humpty dumpty's sum > Scram! | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Wed Sep 13 1995 00:31 | 0 |
396.15633 | | TOHOPE::VORE_S | Raise The Standard | Wed Sep 13 1995 09:41 | 0 |
396.15634 | silent | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Fri Sep 22 1995 03:32 | 0 |
396.15635 | silent ---> Mum's the word ;-) | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Sun Sep 24 1995 18:14 | 1 |
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396.15636 | Mum's the word > Life is the sentence | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Fri Oct 13 1995 02:35 | 6 |
|
"Wait 'til your father gets home!"
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396.15637 | Life is the sentence > 42 is the answer | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Mon Oct 23 1995 23:51 | 4 |
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396.15638 | 42 is the answer -> but what was the question? | TOHOPE::VORE_S | Raise The Standard | Tue Oct 24 1995 10:21 | 1 |
| CRS - Memory's the 1st to go ;-)
|
396.15639 | but what was the question? -> but what was the question? | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Wed Oct 25 1995 00:39 | 2 |
| (Please observe that the question is answered.
This note entered by a fan of Douglas R. Hofstadter.)
|
396.15640 | > Is there any tea? | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Mon Oct 30 1995 00:06 | 0 |
396.15641 | >is there any tea? ---> There is ONLY one T in Australia | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Mon Oct 30 1995 17:07 | 1 |
|
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396.15642 | | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Mon Oct 30 1995 21:38 | 2 |
| There is ONLY one T in Australia --->
Almost, but not quite, completely unlike t
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396.15643 | completely unlike t -> Earl Grey, hot | SAPPHO::DUBOIS | Bear takes over WDW in Pooh D'Etat! | Wed Nov 01 1995 11:46 | 1 |
| Well, not like Celestial Seasonings, anyway. ;-)
|
396.15644 | Earl Grey, hot --->Clive of India, curry! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Wed Nov 01 1995 16:55 | 1 |
|
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396.15645 | Clive of India, curry! -> Monty of Python, silly! | SAPPHO::DUBOIS | Bear takes over WDW in Pooh D'Etat! | Thu Nov 02 1995 15:56 | 0 |
396.15646 | Monty of Python, silly!->Parrot of fjords, Pining! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Thu Nov 02 1995 21:58 | 1 |
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396.15647 | Parrot of fjords, Pining!> The machine which goes "ping" | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Sun Nov 05 1995 17:00 | 3 |
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396.15648 | The machine which goes "ping" --> tcp/ip | JGO::SOBOT | Private email: srsobot@knoware.nl | Mon Nov 06 1995 05:16 | 3 |
|
Obvious, and I bet thousands of other joyoflexers thought exactly the
same, but I got there first !
|
396.15649 | tcp/ip --> UNIX BOX | TP011::KENAH | Do we have any peanut butter? | Mon Nov 06 1995 10:54 | 0 |
396.15650 | UNIX BOX -> NeXT Cube | TOHOPE::VORE_S | Raise The Standard | Mon Nov 06 1995 17:28 | 1 |
| half a cente-snarf!
|
396.15651 | NeXT Cube > last round | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Mon Nov 06 1995 23:20 | 1 |
|
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396.15652 | last round >- 10 | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Wed Nov 08 1995 08:24 | 1 |
| Non championship of course.
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396.15653 | 10 -> Bo Derek | SAPPHO::DUBOIS | Bear takes over WDW in Pooh D'Etat! | Thu Nov 09 1995 13:59 | 0 |
396.15654 | Bo Derek > Beau Geste | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Thu Nov 09 1995 16:48 | 1 |
|
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396.15655 | Beau Geste --> Bo Nidle | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Thu Nov 09 1995 18:36 | 1 |
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396.15656 | Bo Nidle > Funny bone | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Thu Nov 09 1995 19:55 | 2 |
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396.15657 | Funny bone -> Bone jangled -> Bo Jangles | MEMIT::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Nov 10 1995 08:57 | 1 |
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396.15658 | Bo Jangles --> Bo X | TP011::KENAH | Do we have any peanut butter? | Fri Nov 10 1995 09:35 | 0 |
396.15659 | (Kenah) Bo X >- "It had to be you" | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Fri Nov 10 1995 11:44 | 0 |
396.15660 | "It had to be you" -->Royal Command Performance | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Sun Nov 12 1995 16:55 | 1 |
|
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396.15661 | | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Sun Nov 12 1995 19:15 | 2 |
| Royal Command Performance ->
Yes, master? SET PROMPT="Yes, your majesty? "
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396.15662 | We are not amused | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Tue Nov 21 1995 18:43 | 5 |
| > Royal Command Performance ->
> Yes, master? SET PROMPT="Yes, your majesty? "
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396.15663 | Yes, your majesty? > Di, don't do that. | KEEF::PETERS | | Wed Nov 22 1995 04:37 | 1 |
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396.15664 | Di, don't do that --> unless thepress are watching | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Wed Nov 22 1995 17:50 | 1 |
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396.15665 | unless the press are watching --> they like to watch | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Wed Nov 22 1995 19:07 | 2 |
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396.15666 | they like to watch >- voyeur | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Mon Nov 27 1995 13:09 | 0 |
396.15667 | voyeur > and for you too | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Tue Nov 28 1995 18:14 | 2 |
|
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396.15668 | and for you too > a blue gnu | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Sun Dec 03 1995 22:50 | 4 |
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396.15669 | a blue gnu -> year of the gnu (happy gnu year) | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Mon Dec 04 1995 20:36 | 0 |
396.15670 | year of the gnu (happy gnu year) > Appropriate remark | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Sun Dec 10 1995 19:12 | 3 |
| C/O Mr. Dave Barry.
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396.15671 | Appropriate remark > to all the little people | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Tue Dec 12 1995 21:11 | 3 |
|
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396.15672 | to all the little people > under the rainbow | WMOIS::CARROLL | | Wed Dec 13 1995 17:48 | 1 |
|
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396.15673 | under the rainbow > potted myths | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Thu Dec 14 1995 18:39 | 2 |
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396.15674 | potted myths > Miss Potts | WMOIS::CARROLL | | Thu Dec 14 1995 21:20 | 1 |
|
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396.15675 | Miss Potts --> Bedpan | JGO::SOBOT | Private email: srsobot@knoware.nl | Fri Dec 15 1995 06:15 | 1 |
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396.15676 | Bedpan --> Rude awakening on a frosty night | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Sun Dec 17 1995 17:33 | 1 |
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396.15677 | | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Sun Dec 17 1995 21:45 | 10 |
| Rude awakening on a frosty night ->
"I'm here from 105, the people from 206 and 204 are with me,
and we remind you that I complained to the landlord"
.-1 was just in time. Approximately the latter was spoken through
the door of 205 last night but in Japanese of course, after the
rock'n'roll started at 11 p.m. And indeed, the weather was just
below freezing. First time I've heard anyone needing to complain
to a landlord about this kind of stuff in Japan.
(I live in 206.)
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396.15678 | Basil! | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Mon Dec 18 1995 22:55 | 5 |
| >"I'm here from 105, the people from 206 and 204 are with me,
>and we remind you that I complained to the landlord"
-> Fawlty Towers
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396.15679 | Fawlty Towers - > Leaning Tower of Pisa | WMOIS::CARROLL | | Wed Dec 20 1995 18:24 | 1 |
|
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396.15680 | Leaning Tower of Pisa >- a little extra sauce on the side | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Thu Dec 21 1995 10:39 | 0 |
396.15681 | a little extra sauce on the side -> Cranberry | JGO::SOBOT | Private email: srsobot@knoware.nl | Fri Dec 22 1995 10:21 | 6 |
|
...well, it IS Christmas %-)
Cheers, Steve
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396.15682 | Cranberry -> Crabapple | WMOIS::CARROLL | | Fri Dec 22 1995 16:14 | 5 |
| > ...well, it IS Christmas %-)
Bah Humbug :-)
- Jim
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396.15683 | Crabapple -> That's me | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Mon Dec 25 1995 00:27 | 24 |
| >> ...well, it IS Christmas %-)
> Bah Humbug :-)
Both of the above seem to be policies of Nihon Dijitaru Ikuippumento K.K.,
as we received a "Christmas gift" last Friday of coupons worth 2,500 yen
at a fattening sweets shop where those of us past a certain age no longer
dare to browse but are nonetheless taxed as taxable income, and then have
to come to work today as it isn't really a holiday. (If Japan ever decides
to make religious holidays into legal holidays, they surely won't choose
religions that 2% of Japanese believe.)
Also, to explain the title, it is now my first day in my new office, now
unpacking and having a workstation connected back together but not capable
of communicating through the net (therefore using a dumb terminal to enter
this note), and having an 80-minute commute each way because the 15-minute
commute to my previous office was unacceptably short.
-- Norman Diamond
P.S., I see that the note will be timestamped in California's time zone
instead of saying what day this really is. Add 17 hours to the timestamp.
-- N.D.
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396.15684 | That's me -> Claude | ONOFRE::SKELLY_JO | | Tue Dec 26 1995 12:00 | 2 |
| ...from a line in a song in the musical "Hair": "I believe in God and I
believe that God believes in Claude, that's me."
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396.15685 | Claude -> That's me again | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Tue Dec 26 1995 19:43 | 1 |
| After my cat "gently informs" me at 3:00 a.m. that she wants to play...
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396.15686 | That's me again -> "and me too!", said the schizophrenic | WMOIS::CARROLL | | Tue Dec 26 1995 22:12 | 1 |
|
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396.15687 | you'll never walk alone | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Mon Jan 01 1996 16:24 | 4 |
| -> "and me too!", said the schizophrenic ->
|
396.15688 | you'll never walk alone -> me and my shadow | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Fri Jan 12 1996 00:44 | 0 |
396.15689 | me and my shadow -> cross-country skiing | MAIL1::GOODMAN | I see you shiver with antici.........pation! | Fri Jan 12 1996 15:34 | 2 |
| me and my shadow -> strolling down the avenue -> cross-country skiing
up Sixth Avenue, which I saw someone doing on Monday...
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396.15690 | cross-country skiing -> happy-country skiing | CLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_M | red roads... | Mon Jan 15 1996 11:51 | 0 |
396.15691 | happy-country skiing > down hill | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Wed Feb 07 1996 17:35 | 1 |
|
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396.15692 | down hill -> rock bottom | HUMANE::soemba.uto.dec.com::RIK | Mostly Harmless | Thu Feb 08 1996 04:09 | 0 |
396.15693 | rock bottom --> morale --> thump -->new low | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Thu Feb 08 1996 23:02 | 1 |
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396.15694 | new low >- Rob's baby | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Fri Feb 09 1996 07:27 | 0 |
396.15695 | Rob's baby > rosemary thyme | GIDDAY::BURT | DPD (tm) | Sun Feb 11 1996 16:57 | 1 |
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396.15696 | Whatever --> BOX | TP011::KENAH | Do we have any peanut butter? | Fri Feb 16 1996 16:35 | 6 |
| I'm afraid someone else will have to continue the BOX tradition.
My exit interview is Monday. I have enjoyed my time in this
conference, and wish you all good luck.
regards,
andrew
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396.15697 | BOX-->jack-->spring-->new start Yeah! | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | My Cow is dead! | Mon Feb 19 1996 02:33 | 7 |
| G'day
All the best...
regards
Derek
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396.15698 | new start Yeah! > Ready, set | GIDDAY::BURT | S.I.S. | Mon Apr 01 1996 20:50 | 1 |
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396.15699 | Ready, set -> Go | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Tue May 21 1996 20:50 | 0 |
396.15700 | nuts | SSDEVO::LAMBERT | We ':-)' for the humor impaired | Wed May 22 1996 07:09 | 0 |
396.15701 | nuts -> Barbra Striesand | MAIL2::GOODMAN | I see you shiver with antici.........pation! | Wed May 22 1996 11:07 | 0 |
396.15702 | Barbra Striesand -> Jeff Dahmer | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Wed May 22 1996 11:27 | 1 |
| "People...people who eat people..."
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396.15703 | Jeff Dahmer > chilled out | GIDDAY::BURT | S.I.S. | Wed May 22 1996 22:06 | 1 |
|
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396.15704 | chilled out -> laid back | SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZ | next | Thu May 23 1996 13:50 | 0 |
396.15705 | laid back -> plaid is back! | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Thu May 23 1996 15:27 | 0 |
396.15706 | a mad bad plaid clad lad | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Digits are never unfun! | Thu May 23 1996 20:08 | 2 |
| plaid is back --> Rob Roy --> Robert the Bruce --> Bonnie Prince
Charlie -->
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396.15707 | a mad bad plaid clad lad > kilt | GIDDAY::BURT | S.I.S. | Fri May 24 1996 01:43 | 3 |
| "He's dead, Jim"
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396.15708 | kilt >- deader'n a door-nail | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Fri May 24 1996 08:11 | 0 |
396.15709 | deader'n a door-nail -> door knob | CSC32::D_DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo, Customer Support Center | Fri May 24 1996 15:16 | 0 |
396.15710 | door knob -> screen door | SSDEVO::LAMBERT | We ':-)' for the humor impaired | Mon May 27 1996 03:32 | 0 |
396.15711 | screen door >- What goes on behind... | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Mon May 27 1996 22:08 | 7 |
|
-< door knob -> screen door >-
Oh! You said SCREEN door. Sorry.
mikeP
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396.15712 | screen door --> rush --> strained himself | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Digits are never unfun! | Sun Jun 02 1996 19:17 | 1 |
| hear about the man who ran through a screen door???
|
396.15713 | strained himself > minced man | GIDDAY::BURT | S.I.S. | Tue Jun 18 1996 02:52 | 1 |
|
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396.15714 | minced man > ouch! | ESSC::KMANNERINGS | | Fri Jun 21 1996 21:19 | 3 |
| once at school we had a door, which was left without a window in it for
months, and boys started jumping through the door. Then one fine day,
they repaired the window, the rest was horrible
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396.15715 | ouch! > a man walked into a bar | GIDDAY::BURT | S.I.S. | Sun Jun 23 1996 20:07 | 0 |
396.15716 | a man walked into a bar -> quack | TOHOPE::VORE_S | Hello, I would like to buy a fish license, please | Mon Jun 24 1996 09:31 | 1 |
| ("... with a duck")
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396.15717 | quack >- say the secret word | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Mon Jun 24 1996 22:22 | 0 |
396.15718 | say the secret word -> XYZZY | HUMANE::soemba.uto.dec.com::RIK | Mostly Harmless | Tue Jun 25 1996 04:35 | 0 |
396.15719 | XYZZY --> plover's eggs | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Digits are never unfun! | Tue Jun 25 1996 20:38 | 1 |
|
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396.15720 | plover's eggs > barker's eggs | GIDDAY::BURT | S.I.S. | Tue Jun 25 1996 22:12 | 3 |
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396.15721 | barker's eggs -> bob | SSDEVO::LAMBERT | We ':-)' for the humor impaired | Wed Jun 26 1996 13:41 | 0 |
396.15722 | Out of sequence -- I don't do Word-assoc. ftbl much... | DRDAN::KALIKOW | MindSurf the World w/ AltaVista! | Wed Jun 26 1996 14:28 | 4 |
| ... but I *gots* to say, ::LAMBERT, that I simply ADORE your P_N...
:-) (no offense)
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396.15723 | How do you get down from an elephant? | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Digits are never unfun! | Wed Jun 26 1996 20:55 | 7 |
|
bob --> duck -- ------> eider >>
/
/
I don't do Word-assoc. ftbl much... --> nor me /
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396.15724 | eider > *really* down | GIDDAY::BURT | S.I.S. | Wed Jul 03 1996 03:15 | 0 |
396.15725 | *really* down > for fine feathered friends | GIDDAY::BURT | S.I.S. | Thu Jul 04 1996 00:17 | 1 |
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396.15726 | Falsetto | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Digits are never unfun! | Thu Jul 04 1996 20:09 | 16 |
| for fine feathered friends >-
be kind to your fine feathered friends
for a duck may be somebody's mother.
They live in the forests and swamps,
where the weather is damp
Now you may think this is the end....
it is,
but to prove I am a liar,
I'll sing it again, but this timne a little bit higher...
(engaging one octave up...)
be kind to your fine feathered friends
...
--> singing like Tiny Tim
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396.15727 | Falsetto -> Falsettos | SAPPHO::DUBOIS | Justice is not out-of-date | Tue Jul 23 1996 16:22 | 1 |
| "Falsettos" - the play
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396.15728 | Falsettos -> Falsies | SSDEVO::LAMBERT | We ':-)' for the humor impaired | Tue Jul 23 1996 19:12 | 6 |
| "Falsies", the, er, "augmentation devices".
Sorry, I have older sisters. :-)
-- Sam
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396.15729 | falsies -> radar detectors -> sliding doors | CSC32::BROOK | | Wed Jul 24 1996 13:27 | 1 |
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396.15730 | sliding doors -> glass | DECWIN::DUBOIS | Justice is not out-of-date | Tue Aug 06 1996 15:05 | 2 |
|
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396.15731 | glass >- half full | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Wed Aug 07 1996 07:42 | 0 |
396.15732 | half full -> optometrist | DECWIN::DUBOIS | Justice is not out-of-date | Wed Aug 07 1996 16:40 | 5 |
| glass >- half full >- optimist --\
optometrist!
glass ----> glasses -----/
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396.15733 | | CSC32::BROOK | | Thu Aug 08 1996 14:40 | 1 |
| optometrist -> spectacle -> Olympics
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396.15734 | Olympics -> Slimy Cop | NETCAD::ROLKE | Interrupt Driven Herefords | Wed Aug 28 1996 13:20 | 0 |
396.15735 | Slimy Cop -> Greased Pig | WIBBIN::NOYCE | Pulling weeds, pickin' stones | Wed Aug 28 1996 18:43 | 0 |
396.15736 | greased pig -> football! | SAPPHO::DUBOIS | Justice is not out-of-date | Mon Jan 06 1997 13:20 | 2 |
396.15737 | football -> soccer | CPCOD::JOHNSON | Many barely noticed miracles surround us | Mon Jan 06 1997 17:11 | 2 |
396.15738 | soccer -> Shane and a Rubik's cube | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Mon Jan 06 1997 20:12 | 1 |
396.15739 | ...cube -> box | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Tue Jan 07 1997 18:12 | 0 |
396.15740 | box -> cereal | CPCOD::JOHNSON | Many barely noticed miracles surround us | Thu Jan 09 1997 10:20 | 0 |
396.15741 | cereal -> one spoonful after another | JRDV04::DIAMOND | segmentation fault (california dumped) | Thu Jan 09 1997 19:59 | 0 |
396.15742 | one spoonful after another -> Michael | VMSNET::S_VORE | Smile - Mickey's Watching! | Fri Jan 10 1997 09:23 | 0 |
396.15743 | Michael -> Why me? | SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZ | Are you from away? | Fri Jan 10 1997 10:32 | 0 |
396.15744 | why -> because | CPCOD::JOHNSON | Many barely noticed miracles surround us | Wed Jan 15 1997 16:05 | 0 |
396.15745 | why -> hippopotamus | WHOS01::BOWERS | Dave Bowers, NSIS/IM | Thu Jan 16 1997 10:57 | 3 |
396.15746 | hippopotamus -> water trotter | SMURF::BINDER | Errabit quicquid errare potest. | Fri Jan 24 1997 14:05 | 1 |
| Hippopotamus == "water horse"
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396.15747 | "water trotter" -> "water wheel" | CPCOD::JOHNSON | Many barely noticed miracles surround us | Mon Jan 27 1997 13:53 | 0 |
396.15748 | water wheel --> color wheel | SPECXN::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo | Mon Jan 27 1997 19:03 | 0 |
396.15749 | color wheel -> CBS | RICKS::PHIPPS | DTN 225.4959 | Wed Jan 29 1997 09:59 | 0 |
396.15750 | CBS -> CPR | SMURF::BINDER | Errabit quicquid errare potest. | Wed Jan 29 1997 13:01 | 2 |
| Can you COUGH, can you BREATHE, can you SPEAK?
^ ^ ^
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396.15751 | CPR -> resuscitate | CPCOD::JOHNSON | Many barely noticed miracles surround us | Tue Feb 04 1997 11:19 | 1 |
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396.15752 | | CSC32::BROOK | | Wed Feb 05 1997 10:38 | 1 |
| resuscitate -> joyoflex -> box
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396.15753 | box -> lox | SPECXN::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo | Wed Feb 05 1997 11:08 | 0 |
396.15754 | | CSC32::BROOK | | Wed Feb 05 1997 15:26 | 4 |
| lox -> lockbox
(like the real estate agents use!)
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396.15755 | lockbox -> chastity belt | SMURF::BINDER | Errabit quicquid errare potest. | Fri Feb 07 1997 12:32 | 1 |
|
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396.15756 | chastity belt -> Medieval | ROCK::HUBER | From Seneca to Cuyahoga Falls | Fri Feb 28 1997 10:31 | 1 |
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396.15757 | medieval --> castle | CPCOD::JOHNSON | Peace can't be founded on injustice | Fri Feb 28 1997 14:32 | 0 |
396.15758 | castle -> rook | SMURF::BINDER | Errabit quicquid errare potest. | Mon Mar 03 1997 15:58 | 1 |
| Chess
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396.15759 | rook -> daw | SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZ | Are you from away? | Tue Mar 04 1997 07:38 | 0 |
396.15760 | [jack]daw --> crow | CPCOD::JOHNSON | Peace can't be founded on injustice | Tue Mar 04 1997 10:24 | 1 |
| related birds
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396.15761 | crow --> eat | SPECXN::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo | Wed Mar 05 1997 20:44 | 0 |
396.15762 | eat >-- lunch >-- BOX! | WOTVAX::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Thu Mar 06 1997 02:35 | 1 |
| :-)
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396.15763 | box -> ears -> Mickey | VMSNET::S_VORE | Smile - Mickey's Watching! | Thu Mar 06 1997 11:53 | 1 |
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396.15764 | Mickey --> mouse --> cat | CPCOD::JOHNSON | Peace can't be founded on injustice | Thu Mar 06 1997 12:07 | 1 |
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396.15765 | cat --> bag | SPECXN::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo | Thu Mar 06 1997 12:40 | 0 |
396.15766 | bag --> out | MKTCRV::KMANNERINGS | | Fri Mar 07 1997 05:26 | 1 |
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396.15767 | out --> bounds | ROCK::HUBER | From Seneca to Cuyahoga Falls | Thu Mar 13 1997 13:34 | 0 |
396.15768 | bounds ___> kangaroo | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Digits are never unfun! | Sat Mar 15 1997 04:04 | 5 |
| G'day from
japunumop...
djw
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396.15769 | kangaroo -> court | SPECXN::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo | Tue Mar 18 1997 15:39 | 0 |
396.15770 | court -> teevee | SMURF::BINDER | Errabit quicquid errare potest. | Tue Mar 18 1997 16:45 | 1 |
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396.15771 | teevee -> station | SPECXN::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo | Fri Mar 21 1997 18:29 | 0 |
396.15772 | station -> space | CPCOD::JOHNSON | Peace can't be founded on injustice | Tue Mar 25 1997 11:36 | 1 |
| I could have said fire as well.
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396.15773 | space -> mark | SMURF::BINDER | Errabit quicquid errare potest. | Tue Mar 25 1997 12:33 | 1 |
| Opposite states on a current-loop telegraphy line, space = 0, mark = 1.
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396.15774 | mark -> twain | SPECXN::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo | Wed Mar 26 1997 20:47 | 0 |
396.15775 | twain -> choo! choo! | SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZ | Are you from away? | Fri Apr 18 1997 13:47 | 0 |
396.15776 | choo! choo! --> I think I can! | SPECXN::DERAMO | Dan D'Eramo | Wed Apr 23 1997 20:18 | 0
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