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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

1067.0. "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut" by MROA::BERICSON (MRO1-1/L87 DTN 297-3200) Fri Sep 17 1993 14:59

The story of LADLE RAT ROTTEN HUT*

(if you need help reply to the note)

Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter mrder inner cordage 
honor itch offer lodge, dock florist.  Disk ladle gull orphan worry putty ladle
rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, end fur disk raisn pimple colder Ladle Rat 
Rotten Hut.

Wan moaning, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset, "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut,
hearsay ladle basking winsome burden barter an shirker cockles.  Tick disk 
basking tudor cordage offer groin-murder, hoe lifts honor udder site offer 
florist.  Don daily-doily inner florist!  Dun stopper laundry rote!  Dun stopper
pick floors! An yonder nor sorghum-stenches, dun stopper torque wet strainers!!

"Ho-cake, murder!" crater ladle gull, an tickle basking an stuttered oft.


Honor rote tudor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten 
anomalous woof.  "Wail, wail, wail!" setter wicket woof,  "Evanescent Ladle Rat
Rotten Hut!  Whirrs are putty ladls gull goring wetter ladle basking?"

"Armour goring tudor cordage offer groin-murder.  Grammar's seeking bet.  
Armour ticking arson burden barter an skirker cockles."

" O hoe! Heiffer gnats woke!" Butter taught tomb self, "Oil tucker shirt-court
tudor cordage offer groin-murder.  Oil ketsup wetter letter, and den, O bore!"

Soda wicket woof tucker shirt-court, an whinny retched a cordage offer 
groin-murder, picked inner windrow, an sore debtor pore oil warming worst loin 
inner bet.  Inner flesh, disk abdominal woof lipped inner windrow, paunched
honor pore oil warming, an garbled erupt.  Den disk rachet amino pot honor 
groin-murder's nut-cup and gnat-gun, any curdled ope inner bet.

Inner ladle waall, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft otter cordage an rancor 
dough-ball.

"Comb-ink, sweat-hard!" setter wicket woof, disgracing is verse.

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet-run an stud buyer groin-murder's bet.  
"O Grammar!" setter ladle gull, "Water bag iceer gut! A nervous sausage bag 
ice!"

"Battered lucky chew whiff, sweat hard." setter wicket woof, weather wicket 
small honors phasse.

"O Grammar!" crater ladle gull, "Water bag noise! A nervous sausage anomalous
prognosis!"

"Batter small yer whiff, doling," setter wicket woof, ans mouse worse
waddling.

"O Grammar!" crfatrer ladle gull historically, "Water bag mouser gut! A nervous
sausage bag mouse!"

Daze worry unforger-nut ladle gull's lest warts.  Oil offer sodden, caking 
offer carvers in sprinkling otter bet, disk bloat-Thursday woff lipped on pore
Ladle Rat Rotten Hut any garbled erupt.

Mural: Yonder nor sorghum-stenches sure ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers

*Story written by H.L. Chace, a French Professor, to show the importance of 
proper intonation when speaking in a foreign language.
    
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1067.1HintMROA::BERICSONMRO1-1/L87 DTN 297-3200Fri Sep 17 1993 15:013
    Hint.. read it out loud to someone else to translate.
    
    Bob
1067.2You mean to say .0's not been entered here already??DRDAN::KALIKOWSupplely ChainedFri Sep 17 1993 15:1711
    I coulda SWORN I saw it in here a couple years back.  Tell ya what.  I
    bet it's elsewhere herein and I'll do a search "sorghum stenches" to
    verify, and post the results...
    
    I'm betting it was posted years ago -- not that a classic can't bear
    repeating.  I've loved it since I first saw it in about 1972ish, and
    both my kids know it by heart.  In fact we often greet one another with
    "Evanescent <person-name>!! :-)".
    
    More later... 
    
1067.3Results thus far -- two sightings, 1986, basenote 208...:-)DRDAN::KALIKOWSupplely ChainedFri Sep 17 1993 16:0741
    I rest my case...  My search string was "sorghum stenches" and after
    two hits I gave up...
    
    Love it!!!
    
    Dan
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Note 208.7                   to poem or not to poem?                     7 of 23
SUPER::MATTHEWS "Don't panic"                        67 lines  24-JUN-1986 23:34
                           -< Ladle Rat Rotten Hut >-
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    .6 reminded me that I do know an example in English. I don't know
    its source, so I'll type in the whole thing (from a faded ditto
    sheet I kept from high school). 
    
    					Val


    
                             LADLE RAT ROTTEN HUT
                                 -- Anonymous
...
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Note 208.9                   to poem or not to poem?                     9 of 23
DELNI::CANTOR "Dave Cantor"                          66 lines  25-JUN-1986 18:25
                     -< Not anonymous (is that 'nymous'?) >-
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      Re .7
      
      Here's a version I copied without permission from a book by Espy.
      It was written by Prof. Howard Chace, who definitely isn't
      anonymous.
      
      Dave C.
      
      

			LADLE RAT ROTTEN HUT
				Prof. Howard Chace
   ...
    :-)
1067.4o mein papaPENUTS::DDESMAISONSFri Sep 17 1993 16:319
    
	>>    both my kids know it by heart.

	So do I, beanie head!  

	Learned it in '70.
	Di
    

1067.5ILBBAK::LEGERSun Sep 26 1993 19:2015
    couple problems.
    
    What are:
    
         evanescent
         skirker cockles
         heiffer gnats woke
         butter
         pore oil warming
         ratchet amino
         
    and probably most importantly,
    
         yonder nor sorghum stenches sure
    
1067.6one leftNLFDC::LEEMon Sep 27 1993 08:3110
    
>>       evanescent				if it isn't
>>       skirker cockles			? 
>>       heiffer gnats woke			Heaven, that's a walk 
>>       butter					but he (thought to himself) 
>>       pore oil warming			poor old woman
>>       ratchet amino				wretched animal 
>>       
>>       yonder nor sorghum stenches sure	Under no circumstances

1067.7oopsNLFDC::LEEMon Sep 27 1993 08:346
Sorry, of course that last should have been :


>>       yonder nor sorghum stenches sure	Under no circumstances should
								       ^^^^^^
1067.8PENUTS::DDESMAISONSMon Sep 27 1993 09:2712
>>       skirker cockles			? 

	It's "shirker cockles", and it translates to "sugar cookies".

>>       heiffer gnats woke			Heaven, that's a walk 

	"have a nice walk"


	Di

1067.9NRSTA2::KALIKOWSupplely ChainedMon Sep 27 1993 12:065
    My version had "heifer blessing woke" which I prefer to this degenerate
    edition.  I translated it as "have a pleasant walk".
    
    :-)
    
1067.11les differencesPENUTS::DDESMAISONSMon Sep 27 1993 12:2120
	Actually, there are quite a few differences.  Beaucoup, even.
	For instance, 

	"Whirrs are putty ladls gull goring wetter ladle basking?"

	in my version is
	
	"Wares zoo putty lade gull goring wizard ladle basking?"

	and

	"den disk ratchet amino"

	is

	"dinner corn turntable woof"


	I'd be interested in seeing the original.
1067.12SMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaMon Sep 27 1993 12:5415
    I have the original at home somewhere.  These linguistic gems appeared
    first on the Post Scripts page (where Ted Key's Hazel cartoons also
    appeared) in The Saturday Evening Post 35 years and more ago, and I
    loved them - and still do.
    
    The same author created the delightful Heinrich Schnibble's Wordenbooke
    definitions.  Offhand, I can remember only the one about felines:
    
    cat: spittenscratcher
    tomcat: spittenscratchenyowlenprowler
    neighbor: spittenscratchenyowlenprowlerhater
    nearest neighbor: spittenscratchenyowlenprowlerhatenbootengeflingen-
    oathencurser
    
    I'll try to find the original; if I do, I'll scan it in.
1067.13Deutscher DoubletalkSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaMon Sep 27 1993 20:2534
    Alas, enthusiasm outstripped accuracy in my memory.  Ladle Rat Rotten
    Hut wasn't coined by Dave Morrah of Schnibble's Deutscher Wordenbooke
    fame.  Which means that I don't have the original at home.
    
    I do have a collection of the Morrah items, however, from which my
    scanner and I offer this:
    
    --------
    
    Der Wizard ln Ozzenland
    
    
    Ein fraulein genamen Dorothy ben catchen ein passen whirlenwind und
    landen in Ozzenland mit der noggen geswimmen.
    
    Ein Winkler ist outpointen der yellowisch brickenroad leaden to das
    Wunderbar Wizard rulen ober der land. Dorothy ben proceeden mit singen
    und skippen und finden der Ozzenfolkers oberloaden mit troublen.
    
    Ach! Arriven in der nickentimen, der fraulein ben oilen mit saven ein
    Tinnisch Woodenchopper.  Dorothy und das Chopper ben proceeden on der
    road to das Wizard mit singen und skippen und finden ein Scarencrow
    upstucken on ein stickenpole.
    
    Der fraulein ben downtooken der Scarencrow und upfluffen der saggisch
    strawstuffen.  Dorothy und das Chopper und der Scarencraw ben proceeden
    on der road to das Wizard mit singen und skippen und finden ein
    Cowardisch Lion. Himmel!  Das Lion ben starven undd Dorothy ist proven
    ein blessen.
    
    Das Chopper und der Scarencrow und das upfullen Lion ben proceeden mit
    singen und skippen.
    
    Der Lesson: Finden ein Wizard nicht ben simplisch.
1067.14ATYISB::HILLCome on lemmings, let's go!Tue Sep 28 1993 07:097
    Re .13
    
    I thought German script capitalised the nouns?
    
    Or was this a scanning problem?
    
    Nick
1067.15SMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaTue Sep 28 1993 09:287
    Re .14
    
    Although the Text was in a cheap Paperback and caused my Scanner to say
    "huh?", it is capitalised in .13 as it was in the Book.  It's Deutscher
    Doubletalk, not German, and its Purpose is strictly humorous. 
    Americans would probably have Trouble and stumble over all that
    Capitalisation anyway.
1067.16cute though, Dick PENUTS::DDESMAISONSTue Sep 28 1993 09:346
	Re: .13

	I suggest we dismiss this version as an obvious fraud, since
	we all know she met up with the scarecrow first.

1067.17SMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaTue Sep 28 1993 10:491
    I plead truth in scanning.  No altered images here!