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Title:Celt Notefile
Moderator:TALLIS::DARCY
Created:Wed Feb 19 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1632
Total number of notes:20523

894.0. "Is this true ?" by ALICAT::BOYLE (Tony Boyle, Melbourne, Australia) Thu Apr 18 1991 08:44

Normally I get very annoyed when I hear so-called 'Irish jokes' or read 
newspaper items that would seem to put down Irish people. When I read the
following paragraph this morning I had to wonder if all my protestations
were in vain.


	"The Irish Cabinet has decided that it will make contraceptives
	 more freely available to everyone over the age of 17. Meanwhile,
	 the legal age for marriage will remain at 16."

	The Melbourne Age. 18/4/91
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894.1MACNAS::KELLYMike Kelly 822-6244Thu Apr 18 1991 11:1728
    
    Todays "Irish Times" contains a table listing the legal ages at which
    certain activities can be engaged in.  A sample:
    
    Activity			Legal Age
    ========			=========
    
    Obtain firearms
    certificate			   16
    
    Buy condom			   17		(proposed)
    
    Get married			   16           (with parental consent)
    
    Age of consent (sex)	   17
    
    Buy cigarettes                 16
    
    BUT....you are not allowed drive a bus until you are 21.
    
                     ***********************************
    
    Having said all that...........they were available in the vast majority
    of chemist shops......methinks this whole issue has more to do with
    crusading forces from both camps.  After all, import licences have been
    issued for 40 million over the last few years.  Now if poor
    distribution channels kill business, where have they all gone? 
    (Conspiracy theories welcome).
894.2MACNAS::JMAGUIREThu Apr 18 1991 15:1520
    If you look at the table that is reproduced in the previous note, you
    may notice that the marriage age is 16, but the age of consent is 17.
    So what happens to someone who marries at 16?  Is it a case of "you can
    look but you better not touch" or do they twiddle their thumbs for a
    year??
    
    The attached command file may be of use :-) :-) :-)

    $ Loop:
    $ today = F$Extract( 0, 12, F$Time )
    $ if today .nes. birthday
    $ Then
    $   Write sys$output "Wait..."
    $	Wait 1-00:00:00
    $   goto Loop
    $ Else
    $   Write sys$output "Go for it!!!!"
    $ endif
    $ exit           
    
894.3ALICAT::BOYLETony Boyle, Melbourne, AustraliaFri Apr 19 1991 08:425
    re.-1
    
    Usually, the only reason kids get married at 16 is because the girl is 
    already pregnant !
    
894.4Balloonery !MACNAS::MHUGHESFri Apr 19 1991 14:0815
    Leaprechauns use leather ones.
    
    The simple facts are often overlooked by the moralists and those who
    feign disbelief.
    
    If you buy a condom and you are seventeen do you really expect that 
    you will be the only person to use it. ????
    
    If you are you have found some strange behavior to indulge yourself in.
    If you are not then your partner may or may not be under seventeen or
    can you make some argument that the other person is not using it also.
    
    Snake can show you how the age limit to buy is not the same as the age
    limit to use.
    
894.5Rubber man rubberDBOSW2::BRENNAN_MLife's too short to be taken seriouslyFri Apr 19 1991 15:018
Snake we all know that what you really use is an old boot. Remember old boots
leak.

As for the condoms in the pub thats so when we go th the bogmans ball with 
impunity.

	Mbr
894.6DELNI::CULBERTFree Michael CulbertFri Apr 19 1991 16:4713
    
      We call them rubbers over here.
    
      Now as for 'Boots'  
    
      Are you trying to get us into another discussion about 'wellies'?
    
      I heard through the grapevine that keVin is on his 5th pair..
    
      Why would one want to buy condoms in a pub when there is Guinness
      about????
    
    paddy
894.7DELNI::CULBERTFree Michael CulbertFri Apr 19 1991 16:5810
    
    Snake,
    
       > If you buy a condom and you are seventeen do you really expect
       > that you will be the only person to use it. ????
    
      Now Snake,  don't you think that you are taking this re-cycling stuff
      a bit too far.   8*)
    
    paddy
894.8KAOM25::RUSHTONThe frumious BandersnatchFri Apr 19 1991 17:3210
      <<Why would one want to buy condoms in a pub when there is Guinness
      <<about????
    


		'spec us to swallow that?!



Mr. Frozen Road Apple
894.9Now that explains it....FSDEV2::MGILBERTPaul Tsongas for PresidentMon Apr 22 1991 19:045
    re: age of consent vs age of marriage
    
    Isn't that why there's so many sheep around?
    
    
894.10SSVAX::LEONHARDTTue Apr 23 1991 11:341
    The Regiment has voted to have it repaired.....