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Title:Celt Notefile
Moderator:TALLIS::DARCY
Created:Wed Feb 19 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1632
Total number of notes:20523

507.0. ""This ain't Ireland and this sure ain't Guinness!"" by USWAV1::CHAPLAIN () Wed Feb 15 1989 10:17

       The Irish fellas I've met who've tried the Guinness exported
    to America invariably fall on the ground, roll their eyes, and
    start dry heaving on remembering the experience. They say there's
    something missing. Anybody have any ideas what those missing
    ingredients are?
    
       Also, as I asked in a HOLIDAY_TRAVEL note, anyone know anything
    about Dunmanway in Cork or Ballinamore in Leitrim? I have kin in
    these towns and plan on getting over there as soon as I win the
    Megabucks drawing. 
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507.1EGAV01::DKEATINGAnoraks from 599 to 15.99Wed Feb 15 1989 11:303
    I've heard various points of view expressed about this subject.
    Rather than going in to them, suffice to say that...'Guinness,
    unlike the Irish, doesn't travel very well'
507.2Once you've had Black you'll never go back.....RTOEU::RDELANEYFutue Mundum..........Wed Feb 15 1989 11:545
    Guinness sold outside of Ireland is pasteurised, to make
    it last longer. It will *always* be different.
    
    	- Robin............
    
507.3Sometimes different IS better .....STEREO::BURNSYou can't have your Kate and Edith tooWed Feb 15 1989 12:1910
    
    
    	No complaints from the customers of the Midnight Court in Boston.
    
    
    
    
    	keVin
    
    
507.4Could I have a Harp? While I'm waiting.)USWAV1::CHAPLAINWed Feb 15 1989 19:257
    re .4 (Kevin)
    
       I never had any complaints either, but then it could be that
    you don't miss what you've never had. THE FIRST THING I do when
    I finally DO get over there is make the comparison myself. They
    say you might have a three day wait while they're pouring it but
    just the froth is worth it. We'll see...we'll see.
507.5Grover Cronin's, then turn right !!! :-)STEREO::BURNSYou can't have your Kate & Edith too.Wed Feb 15 1989 22:0113
    
    
    	Stop taking them to Fleming's in Waltham, and bring them to
    	a REAL Irish Pub ..... :-)
    
    
    	I enjoy Harp also .....
    
    
    
    
    	KeVin
    
507.6S'all the same to me...USWAV1::CHAPLAINThu Feb 16 1989 10:296
       
       I go to Flemings ALL the time and the stout there tastes the
    same as it does everywhere else that serves it. Of course, the
    flavor can be different depending on MY state of mind at the time.
    
       
507.7I bet you've been to O'Reilly's Daughters' also.STEREO::BURNSYou can't have your Kate & Edith too.Thu Feb 16 1989 12:2016
    
    
    	See, that was pretty easy ....
    
    	First figure out the node name location, and then associate
    	it with the nearest irish Pub ...  :-)
    
    	I have only been to Flemings once, ordered Harp rather than
        Guinness, but Guinness is rapidly becoming my favorite thanks
    	to Paddy Culbert. It's part of our "Training Plan" for our trip
    	to Ireland this summer ....   :-)
    
    
    
    	keVin
    
507.8Yup.USWAV1::CHAPLAINThu Feb 16 1989 13:078
    re .7 
    
       Yup. Been to O'Reilly's Daughters'a few times.  The food at Flemings
    is really good though.
    
       Where ya' going in Eire?  I was planning a trip in August but
    looking at the current state of finances it'll probably be put off
    until the spring. 
507.9Stay off the roads if Culbert's driving :-)STEREO::BURNSYou can't have your Kate & Edith too.Thu Feb 16 1989 13:2918
    
    
    
    	Leaving Boston on July 26th.
    
    	Returning to Boston (maybe) on Aug. 16th.
    
    	Our "Basecamp" will be in Liscannor Co. Clare.
    	(right around the corner from the Cliffs of Moher)
    
    
    	If you book your flight with Aer Lingus before then end of
    	February, and fly out mid-week, the airfare is $492 total.
    
    
    
    
    keVin	
507.10moneymoneymoneymoneyUSWAV1::CHAPLAINThu Feb 16 1989 15:312
    
        Are you renting a car?  How about vouchers for B&B's?
507.11explain pleaseDUB01::FARRELLThu Feb 16 1989 21:337
    re .7  Kevin,
    
    What does this have to do with wolfhounds :-)
    
    Reveal the rest of your training plan. Are we in for a surprise
    
    - jOe
507.12O'ReillysAUSTIN::OREILLYMaggie Mae's on 6th for StoutThu Feb 16 1989 22:318
    More about "O'Reillys Daughter's" please!!
    
    I want to tell "O'Reilly's Sisters" all about it!!  They have the
    disgusting (but nicely ethnic) names of Zagozda and Enenbach now!!
    :-)
    Thanks,
    
    JO'R
507.13The more you drink, the better your Brogue gets !!STEREO::BURNSYou can't have your Kate & Edith too.Fri Feb 17 1989 11:0625
    
    	re: .11
    
    jOe: We were not discussing wolfhounds (that's in another note somewhere)
     	
         We were discussing the price of tea in China, and the expected
         shortage of Kiwi fruit in the U.S. this summer.    :-)
    
         Our "Training Plan" consist of consuming vast amounts of Guinness
    	 on a semi-regular basis, so that we won't be mistaken for tourists
         i.e. "Yanks" when we are in Ireland. This process has been
         proven to work in the past (I think) ... and "practice makes perfect"
         I think we have the quantity problem solved, now if we could
    	 only consume them as quickly as "The Snake" ....   :-)
    
    	re: .12
    
    	 JO'R: I have never been into O'Reillys Daughter Pub in Waltham.
               Just the name of the place was enough to throw the FEAR
               of the devil into me ....  :-)      
    
                                              
    
    	keVin
    
507.14Brogue...My Foot.MARCIE::KSULLIVANFri Feb 17 1989 11:3012
    Lads, ye can drink all the Guinness in the world between now and
    August, but ye'll still be yanks when ye get there. It's not the
    "brogue", it's a state of mind. Sorry.......But I'm all in favour
    of doing more research into the possibilities. 
                                                 
    Patrick Street tonight in Sommerville, for those who may have
    forgotten.
                
    
          Yours who misses no opertunity to put the boot in,
         
                           Murphy.            
507.15Say wha'?USWAV1::CHAPLAINFri Feb 17 1989 14:461
    What's going on in Somerville?
507.16PLENTY OF TICKETS AVAILABLE.MARCIE::KSULLIVANFri Feb 17 1989 16:155
    PATRICK ST. LIVE IN CONCERT, SOMMERVILLE THEATRE, 8PM.
    
    THERE'S A NOTE IN HERE SOMEWHERE FROM THEIR LAST TOUR IF IT BE
    MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE BAND YOU BE SEEKING. ARR ARR!!
    
507.17TPVAX1::CULBERTFree Michael CulbertFri Feb 17 1989 18:266
    Christ keVin can't you get rid of that Murphy fella.  I got it, let's
    invite him out to the Meadows and then quietly sneak away.  We can
    go to the Court drink massive amounts of the "Brown Stuff" and go
    home leaving Murphy with all his "Redneck" friends   8*)
                                                                   
    paddy
507.18Oh for a warm pint of GuinnessIRELND::OCONNORFri Feb 17 1989 21:3118
    I just knew when I saw 17 replies that they couldn't possibly all
    be related to the initial note. Oh well guys sorry for jumping into
    the middle of your engrossing converstaion, but here's a few pieces
    of useless info pertaining to Guinness oversees.
    
    I believe Guinness is specially brewed for the States. Not only
    is it pastuerised but it also has a lower alcohol content.
    
    On top of that add the wrong temperature, lack of pouring knowlege,
    pipes not cleaned often enough, and the Guinness not filled often
    enough (allowing it to go stale in the pipes) are all attributing
    factors to a pretty yucky product in your run of the mill psuedo
    Irish bar in the states.
    
    The Emerald Isle here in Chicago, run by a real live paddy serves
    a decent pint. It's not the same as Falhive's Ballyheigue but I'm
    not complaining,
    Tim.
507.19Guinness in Ireland: "It doesn't get any better than this!"AIAG::GAVINSat Feb 18 1989 13:2512
The last time I returned from Ireland, I didn't drink Guinness in the States
for 8 months because I didn't want to spoil the memory of those wonderful
pints in Ireland.  I finally broke down in the Dubliner in D.C. where they
pour a pretty good "slow pint".  In fact, the "Guinness Draft in a bottle"
that you can get in Ireland (with the plastic "plunger" to give it head
(KeViN's gonna have wet dreams over that one ;-)) is better than what you
can get on draft in Boston. (Ok, so I haven't been to Limerick's yet, maybe
it is good there).  But it's true, even the Guinness in a bottle
doesn't travel well: my sister and brother-in-law smuggled some on their
last trip, and it just didn't live up to expectations.

Sorry Burnsie, I couldn't resist!
507.20Great ExpectationsUSWAV1::CHAPLAINMon Feb 20 1989 10:345
       When I finally DO get over there and have a pint of the REAL
    stuff, and it meets the expectations that y'all have built up, it's
    certain to drive up production quotas in the Guinness brewery.
    
       Oh, a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
507.21He Likes It, He Likes It !!!!STEREO::BURNSBut I always go to LisdoonvarnaMon Feb 20 1989 11:4014
    
    
    
    	re. 19
    
    
    
    	Well, if YOU had come into Boston with us last week, YOU could
        have had YOUR first taste of Guinness in Limerick's Pub ....
                     
    
    	Sorry Mike, I couldn't resist    ;-)
    
    
507.22the Black Rose?VOGON::WALTERSTue Feb 21 1989 13:209
    Best I had in 6 visits to the US was at the Roisin Ddhu ('scuse
    spelling) In Boston, which tasted very similar to, but not as good
    as, the stuff we get in Wales and England.  The worse was the bottled
    which was equally bad everywhere - it must either be brewed under
    licence, or is Bud with a dollop of boot-black in it.
    
    The Irish must keep all the good stuff for themselves at home.
    
    Canny lads.
507.23The Black RoseUSWAV1::CHAPLAINWed Feb 22 1989 11:254
       The Roisin Dubh used to be a great hangout of mine years ago,
    before they turned it into a fern-bar to appeal to the yuppies
    from Quincy Market. Don't know what got into Mother Sweeney except,
    of course, greed. 
507.24flies the flagVOGON::WALTERSThu Feb 23 1989 07:2411
    Fern Bar?
    
    I must have gone in the wrong bar.  The Black Rose that I visited
    was adorned with republican memorabilia and bedecked with the Celtic
    flags.  It was good to see the "Ddraig Goch" hanging there so far
    from home.  It was the closest thing to a "Pub" that I saw in Mass. 
    
    For a REAL "Irish" fern bar, you should see Biddy Mulligan's on the
    Finchley Road in London - Yeuch.
    
    
507.25Black RoseUSWAV1::CHAPLAINThu Feb 23 1989 14:478
    re .24 
       Everything is relative. When were you there last? They "renovated"
    about two years ago and while the poem and pictures of the seven
    still adorn the walls, the clientele have changed dramatically.
    Used to have fiddlers and pipers playing at the bar to silent
    listeners. They've all disappeared and the place seems to be full
    of teeny-boppers in drag. 
       I don't know. Maybe it's me. Maybe I'm just getting old.
507.26paradiseDUB01::BRENNAN_MConduct a lifelong romance - with yourselfMon Feb 27 1989 15:048
    Folks,
    
    I have a problem. I am currently carrying out benchmarks for Guinness.
    I am located in the brewery. I definitely need help. 
    The reward.
    	All the porter that you can drink. Its free. Applications in
    triplicate please with a $20 note
    					MBr
507.27Up the Dubs indead .... :-)STEREO::BURNSBut I always go to LisdoonvarnaMon Feb 27 1989 15:5617
    
    
    
    
    	MBr: If you can "hold-out" in till July or August, I think we might be
             able work with you and help "Elevate" your problem.
    
             How' bout we try to work on the problem during the First Sunday
    	     in August during the Clare v Galway match.  :-)
                                        
    
           
    
    	keVin
    
    
    	
507.28Nectar of the GodsDUB01::BRENNAN_MConduct a lifelong romance - with yourselfTue Feb 28 1989 10:445
    Dont think I will be able to hold out till then. However if you
    call to the Dublin office I will give you a tour of the Hop store.
    
    I might even manage to get you into Irish Distillers sampling room.
    			Mbr
507.29Nothing like a good HOT Guinness to end the day.STEREO::BURNSBut I always go to LisdoonvarnaTue Feb 28 1989 10:5314
    
    
    
    	One tour of the Hop Store was enough ....
    
    	I'll never forget watching a group of lads pouring the free
    	Guinness into canteens, for consumption later in the day ....  :-)
    
    	I think the group was from "Vasindoolin University"  ...
                                               
    
    
    	keVin
    
507.30You'll make it!EXOTIC::MCCROHANMike McCrohan @BPO Dtn 296-3040Tue Feb 28 1989 15:256
    Martin, if I know you, you'll hold out. 
    After all, you survived Togher in Merrimack!
    
    
    mike
    
507.31Wallup it down...DUB01::TINNELLYPeter Tinnelly SWAS Dublin.Wed Mar 01 1989 08:568
    
    I think the quality of the Guinness in Dublin has something to do
    with the Liffey water quality...   :-)
    
    I'd say there is a good story behind your comment,Mike  about MBR and
    Togher in Merrimack.
    
    Peter.
507.32EXOTIC::MCCROHANMike McCrohan @BPO Dtn 296-3040Thu Mar 02 1989 15:162
    I suggest you ask the man himself!
    
507.33Live to fight another dayDUB01::BRENNAN_MTake that look off your faceTue Mar 07 1989 07:557
    Mike,
    	Was it you that set off the fire alarm in the hotel so that
    you could run away.
    
    Mention of Togher he is now a financial consultant in a bank in
    Holland. Talk about the fox in charge of the chicken coop. I will
    not be saving with that bank 
507.34Liffey QCVAXUUM::WALTERSFri Mar 17 1989 17:1511
    OK lads, I'm in Boston on St Paddys day with me Irish boss
    (Mr Martyn Kee - who doesn't "do" notesfiles.)
    
    He's agreed to do a quality control check for "liffeyness"
    before we leave at 7:00 tonite.
    
    Hic.
    
    Colin