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Conference stkhlm::zappa

Title:Mothermania!
Moderator:RTFM1::AHLGREN
Created:Mon Jun 19 1989
Last Modified:Fri May 30 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:135
Total number of notes:1249

135.0. "Quote of the day" by FABSIX::E_MAXWELL (The torture never stops...) Fri Apr 18 1997 13:51

    We haven't got'em whipped on this one yet. You got a bear by the tail here,
    uh? Jeezis!

    Bill of Rights ground into 'hoopla' by a woman (presumably a senator's
    wife). from sleeve MOP -1985.




 

     Feel free to add your favorite quote from the man.



   Lil Ed
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135.1It's been a while....FABSIX::E_MAXWELLThe torture never stops...Sat May 03 1997 07:0915
    Hey now, better make a decision.
   Be a moron, and keep your position.
   You oughta know now, all your education,
   won't help you no-how.
   You're gonna wind up workin' in a gas station.


     From Zoot Allures  29 October 1976
           
          Wind up workin' in a gas station




  Lil Ed
135.2Playboy Interview, April 1993FABSIX::E_MAXWELLThe torture never stops...Thu May 22 1997 13:186
    "The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The
    fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, All
    the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on.
    You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just keep your fucking mouth
    shut and hadn't asked any questions."

135.3Pittsburgh Press in the summer of 67FABSIX::E_MAXWELLThe torture never stops...Fri May 23 1997 13:512
If you want to get laid, go to college, but if you want an education, go to the
library.
135.4"People" magazine, circa 1979FABSIX::E_MAXWELLThe torture never stops...Sat May 24 1997 15:055
     Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the
    American public. 


  In response to criticism of "Jewish Princess"
135.5quite the ambient domain ;-)AWECIM::HANNANFri May 30 1997 23:503
Great quotes...  Keep em coming Ed!

/Ken