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Conference smurf::classical_music

Title:Please look for existing notes before starting new topics.
Moderator:SMURF::BINDER
Created:Wed Jun 15 1988
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1038
Total number of notes:11461

98.0. "Humor (or Humour) About Music" by HUMOR::EPPES (Make 'em laugh) Tue Jul 12 1988 21:15

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98.1Crippled play - from USENET rec.music.classicalBUFFER::MUTHI collect spores, molds and fungus.Mon Jan 30 1989 21:0425
98.2I'll do it first..ok?VINO::MCGLINCHEYSancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros!Tue Jan 31 1989 12:026
98.3And now for the retaliation...VINO::MCGLINCHEYSancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros!Tue Jan 31 1989 12:0817
98.4Oooohhh noooo, stop it before it spreads!!TALLIS::ABISHave a day :^| Tue Jan 31 1989 12:434
98.5Variations on a ThemeKACIE::DEUFELDaniel Allen DeufelTue Jan 31 1989 13:1415
98.6Keep Those Cards and Letters ComingIAMOK::ROSENBERGDick Rosenberg VRO5-1/D6Tue Jan 31 1989 15:343
98.7You asked for it...VINO::MCGLINCHEYSancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros!Tue Jan 31 1989 20:0412
98.8...and anotherLDYBUG::FARLEYWhat was the middle thing?Thu Feb 02 1989 18:5511
98.9Cor Blimey mate!!GALLOP::BURNMI played the RITE....& won!!Fri Feb 03 1989 06:475
98.10Knock knock...BUFFER::MUTHAsps, very dangerous. You go firstThu May 25 1989 13:1841
98.11Music DietBOOKIE::EPPESOf a fictitious natureWed Jun 14 1989 22:2238
98.12Some funnies from the USENET...57752::MUTHX NEVER marks the spot!Wed Aug 30 1989 19:25129
98.1325474::CLARKWed Aug 30 1989 20:548
98.14forever and everANT::JANZENcf. ANT::CIRCUITS,ANT::UWAVESThu Aug 31 1989 13:095
98.1525474::CLARKThu Aug 31 1989 14:046
98.16Guess What I Play?DRUMS::FEHSKENSThu Aug 31 1989 18:154
98.17BOSTON::SWISTJim Swist BXO 224-1699Fri Sep 01 1989 12:595
98.18RadoxGALLOP::BURNMHell! He meant me, my dear WatsonMon Sep 04 1989 20:059
98.19Well...it is musical!GALLOP::BURNMHell! He meant me, my dear WatsonMon Sep 04 1989 20:0611
98.20ULTRA::SIMONThe exquisite corpse will drink the new wine.Tue Sep 05 1989 17:168
98.2125474::CLARKWed Sep 06 1989 16:573
98.22More quotes from children's music examsVMSDEV::WIBECANWatch the donut, not the holeWed Nov 08 1989 17:2199
98.23A tautologyLDYBUG::ALLISTERAlexThu Nov 09 1989 04:198
98.24a jokeDFACTO::NEWMANMy other computer is also a VAX.Fri Nov 17 1989 03:3511
98.25especially for choral singersBOOKIE::EPPESOf a fictitious natureMon Jan 08 1990 20:3967
98.26Being outright rude....MSD27::RONTue Jan 09 1990 15:5111
98.27Violists, hit "next unseen" nowBAVIKI::GOODMichael GoodMon Feb 26 1990 15:4336
98.28More Viola JokesKHUMBU::SEVIGNYWed Feb 28 1990 20:3467
98.29Don't shoot me, I'm only the clarinet player!CLUSTA::SEVIGNYSat Mar 10 1990 01:199
98.30Press reportDOOZER::PENNEYFri Mar 16 1990 11:4265
98.31Press report updateDOOZER::PENNEYFri Mar 16 1990 12:0519
98.32WTD...VINO::MCGLINCHEYSancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros!Wed Apr 04 1990 17:5817
98.33Re: WTD...SMURF::BINDERRecherche du Sox perduThu Apr 05 1990 15:444
98.34FlatulentDRUMS::FEHSKENSlen, EMA, LKG2-2/W10, DTN 226-7556Fri Apr 06 1990 17:395
98.35Maybe I'll take up the viola!KHUMBU::SEVIGNYThe buffoon on the bassoonFri Apr 06 1990 20:165
98.36SingersLARVAE::WELCHWed Apr 25 1990 13:219
98.37Ya want tenor jokes?VMSDEV::WIBECANMomentous was the crocusWed Apr 25 1990 19:3422
98.38More re: singersSMURF::BINDERRecherche du Sox perduThu Apr 26 1990 13:5822
98.39YUPPY::WIGGSThu Apr 26 1990 14:5810
98.40A Callous Callas RemarkMARLIN::WRESINSKIFri Apr 27 1990 14:5921
98.41GrrrrooooaaannnnDOOLIN::HNELSONThu Jun 21 1990 14:2915
98.42re .-1 Bleeeah!KHUMBU::SEVIGNYIt's not the heat,it's the humidity!Thu Jun 21 1990 15:131
98.43Melchior-TraubelIAMOK::SHARROWMon Jun 25 1990 17:573
98.44Melchoir/InquiryDNEAST::LEVINESS_BARWed Aug 08 1990 13:2814
98.45Stars and Stripes Forever and Ever?RADIA::PERLMANThu Aug 09 1990 04:296
98.46"...take it from the letter E, boys...."LUDWIG::PHILLIPSMusic of the spheres.Fri Aug 17 1990 19:4416
98.47STKHLM::RYDENDr of Comparative IrrelevanceWed Sep 26 1990 07:366
98.48BLUMON::GUGELAdrenaline: my drug of choiceMon Nov 26 1990 14:1595
98.49King's Singers version of "Barber of Seville"CADSE::MUDGETTMon Feb 11 1991 20:0713
98.50BOOKIE::EPPESI'm not making this up, you knowWed Feb 13 1991 03:2110
98.51Two Beecham AnecdotesSPCTRM::BENNETTThu Feb 14 1991 16:4513
98.52PFLOYD::WROTHBERGWB1HBBThu Apr 04 1991 18:5922
98.53P.D.Q. Bach on Telarc labelELMAGO::BENBACAhEaT....A Krell side effect!Mon Apr 08 1991 12:575
98.54He had a real complexTHEBAY::WAKEMANLAA Renaissance ManMon Apr 08 1991 21:259
98.55I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypusNSDC::SIMPSONThe Clot Thickens...Thu Apr 11 1991 05:4512
98.56"Oedipus Tex...." is PDQ BachHUMOR::EPPESI'm not making this up, you knowThu Apr 11 1991 21:145
98.57Oedipus TexTHEBAY::WAKEMANLAA Renaissance ManMon Apr 15 1991 18:474
98.58"Carmen" program notesHUMOR::EPPESI'm not making this up, you knowFri Apr 19 1991 12:4545
98.59How to be efficient with fewer violins (another one from my archives)HUMOR::EPPESI'm not making this up, you knowTue Sep 03 1991 21:2954
98.60Swan Lake/Romeo + Juliet knock-offCOGITO::MUDGETTTue Jan 07 1992 15:5223
98.61I had it on, but the sound was off ;-)PIANST::JANZENThomas MLO21-4/E10 223-5140Tue Jan 07 1992 16:580
98.62Murder MusicPINION::WRESINSKIWed Jan 08 1992 13:0323
98.63Simple explanationSMURF::CALIPH::binderMagister dixitWed Jan 08 1992 13:196
98.64Plebeian Producers?PINION::WRESINSKIThu Jan 09 1992 12:0710
98.65More viola bashing...MACROW::SEVIGNYCan one be gruntled?Tue Feb 18 1992 17:5718
98.66love those tempo markings...CADSYS::BRIX::KINMONTHMon Feb 15 1993 15:5213
98.67More nonsenseCTHQ::ROSENBERGD. Rosenberg TAY2-1/H15 227-3961Tue Jun 29 1993 12:16143
98.68CHEFS::WELCHLFri Feb 24 1995 09:2115
98.69CHEFS::WELCHLTue Aug 01 1995 09:3129
98.70techno-thinking clash with realityCOOKIE::MUNNSdaveWed Aug 09 1995 15:2329
98.71more Q's & A'sCOOKIE::MUNNSdaveTue Oct 31 1995 15:5652
98.72The Stoning of the Organist by Garrison KeillorRANGER::RUZICHPATHWORKS Client EngineeringTue Nov 07 1995 13:3356
98.73HUMOR::EPPESI'm not making this up, you knowTue Nov 07 1995 20:436
98.74VAIL::MUTHI drank WHAT? - SocratesTue Dec 12 1995 14:05145
98.75Response to a single "french" horn stringTHOLIN::TBAKERI'm so con-fuguedMon Dec 18 1995 12:4715
98.76Clams (mistakes) and Handel (the first valved horns)THOLIN::TBAKERI'm so con-fuguedTue Dec 19 1995 18:0234
98.77Prof. Cabbage on Metronomes...THOLIN::TBAKERI'm so con-fuguedMon Jan 15 1996 12:5650
98.78Prof. Cabbage on SousaTHOLIN::TBAKERI'm so con-fuguedMon Jan 15 1996 12:5745
98.79new urban legend?THOLIN::TBAKERI'm so con-fuguedThu Feb 01 1996 12:5560
98.80prioritiesHUMOR::EPPESI'm not making this up, you knowFri Feb 09 1996 13:1314
98.81From the horn listTHOLIN::TBAKERI'm so con-fuguedMon Feb 12 1996 12:3341
98.82efficiencyTHOLIN::TBAKERI'm so con-fuguedFri Feb 23 1996 14:3240
98.83RE .82: See. 70 (ahem...) :-)BOOKIE::chayna.zko.dec.com::EPPESNina EppesFri Feb 23 1996 16:261
98.84math quizRANGER::RUZICHPATHWORKS Client EngineeringMon Mar 04 1996 13:1674
98.85THOLIN::TBAKERI'm so con-fuguedMon Jan 13 1997 12:0710