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Title: Weight Loss and Maintenance
Notice:**PLEASE** enter notes in mixed case (CAPS ARE SHOUTING)!
Moderator:ASICS::LESLIE
Created:Tue Jul 10 1990
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:933
Total number of notes:9931

258.0. "PRAYER FOR THE DIETER" by NECVAX::CANINO () Wed Apr 06 1988 15:11

    I got this prayer a looong time ago and thought I would share it
    with fellow dieters.  I honestly don't remember who wrote it or
    where it came from but here goes:
    
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    The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want,
    He maketh me lie down and do push-ups.
    He giveth me Hollywood bread.
    He restoreth my waiistline.
    He leadeth me past the refrigerator for mine own sake.
    He maketh me to partake of green beans instead of the potatoes.
    He leadeth me past the pizzeria.
    
    Yea, though I walk through the bakery,
    I shall not falter, for thou art with me;
    Thy Tab and Fresca, they comfort me.
    Thou preparest a diet for me in the presence of mine enemies.
    Thou annointest my lettuce with low-cal oil.  My cup will not overflow.
    Surely Ry-Krisp and D-Zerta shall follow me all the days of my life.
    And I will live with pains of hunger forever.
    
    Amen.
                                          

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258.1PHENIX::BOONEChris...the brown FoxWed Apr 13 1988 12:2610
    RE: < NOTE 258.0 BY necvax::canino >
    
                       -< Prayer for the dieter >-
    
      Thanks...that's a good one :-)
    
    
    Chris