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Title:Discussions of topics pertaining to men
Notice:Please read all replies to note 1
Moderator:QUARK::LIONELE
Created:Thu Jan 21 1993
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:268
Total number of notes:12755

83.0. "Obscene Phone calls from women" by CVG::THOMPSON (Radical Centralist) Wed Jul 28 1993 13:10

    
    I had an interesting experience yesterday. I got an obscene phone call
    at work. It was from a woman dialing numbers at random, or so she said,
    looking for someone to talk dirty to. It took me a minute or two to
    realize what what happening. Frankly, I've been a bit preoccupied at
    work and what she was saying didn't sink in at first. When it did I
    laughed, told her I wasn't interested (which seemed to surprise her)
    and hung up the phone. 

    Frankly, it wasn't an altogether unpleasant experience. It's somewhat
    flattering to have a women start describing all the "things" she'd like 
    to do to you. On the other hand reality is that she has no idea of who
    you are and is really more interested in satisfying some need of her
    own not yours. So one can't get much of a swelled ego over it. But it
    was hardly traumatic for me.

    Now I've talked to women who received calls from men but not any men
    who received calls from women. Has this happened to any of you guys?
    How did you react? Did you sit back and enjoy it (which I would have 
    said I'd do if one asked me hypothetically what I'd do)? What was your
    emotional reaction? Humor, discomfort, horniness?

    			Alfred

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83.1JUPITR::HILDEBRANTI'm the NRAWed Jul 28 1993 14:345
    Well, that is the first time I ever heard of that!
    
    Interesting....very interesting.
    
    Marc H.
83.2WAHOO::LEVESQUEBye Reg; we hardly knew yaWed Jul 28 1993 14:472
 I've gotten obscene phone calls from other men, but never from a woman.
At least, not a random one. ;-)
83.3I should have saved the tapeLEDS::LEWICKEBosnia, Waco, what's the difference????Wed Jul 28 1993 14:547
    	For a while I got messages on my answering machine from a bunch of
    teenaged girls.  It was sometimes hard to understand what they were
    saying with all of the giggling.  They stopped leaving messages after I
    turned them in for charging all of their calls from the beach to my
    number.
    						John
    
83.4CallsSALEM::GILMANWed Jul 28 1993 15:458
    How could they charge the calls to your number unless you accepted a
    collect call, or they had a calling card number? Or DID they have a
    calling card number?
    
    I have never received an obcense phone call from a woman, nor from a
    man either.
    
    Jeff
83.5COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jul 28 1993 18:196
Up until a few years ago, all you had to do to charge calls to someone
else's phone was dial 0+the number and say "please bill to nnn nnn-nnnn".

Sometimes the operator would check, but not always.

/john
83.6Been thereGLDOA::KATZFollow your conscienceWed Jul 28 1993 19:061
    I once got a call and an invitation to meet her. No way!
83.7Some guys get all the luck.GYMAC::PNEALHi, I'm DECresource 111xxxThu Jul 29 1993 10:153
Alfred, next time she calls can you give her my number please.

83.8AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Jul 29 1993 15:196
83.9Nice one CyrilGYMAC::PNEALHi, I'm DECresource 111xxxThu Jul 29 1993 15:403
George, why should I mind - wait till she gets a look at me :-)

83.10NOVA::FISHERUS Patent 5225833Thu Jul 29 1993 15:473
    could be a fatal attraction...
    
    
83.11AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Jul 29 1993 17:151
    Could be fatal flat-u-ation! :) 
83.12Address please????BLASTA::PelkeyFri Jul 30 1993 18:189
   <She could be the blind date from hell!:) Have a third eye in the back
   < of her head and carry around large zucchini around.:) (Invasion of the
   <Body Snatchers)


Woa!!!!  My kinda WoMan!!!!



83.13HANNAH::OSMANsee HANNAH::IGLOO$:[OSMAN]ERIC.VT240Fri Jul 30 1993 20:028
>
>    Could be fatal flat-u-ation! :) 
>

	That's what I thought the nerd gas was about....



83.14Over here, too. All of NIO, perhaps?VICKI::PAHIGIANNo such thing as too many catsSat Jul 31 1993 22:0519
    Hey Alfred, I think she's called every phone in our lab.  A couple of
    other guys had the same experience as you this week.  Was this by any
    chance an introduction to a 1-900 service?  I've heard sometimes the
    1-900 services market themselves with computer dialers; when someone
    answers, the caller says, "Look, we're here if you need us, but here's
    a sample for free 'cause you've got such a nice voice and I bet you're
    handsome and..."
    
    Back in the old days when I played bass for a living and was far less
    ugly, I got one of "those" calls from a female fan from the now-
    defunct Dixie's in Franklin, Mass.  I never found out who she was.
    
    Something just occurred to me... suppose we could have a dollar charged
    to a caller's phone bill every time he/she rang us up, except for
    predetermined numbers?  Probably wipe out the entire telemarketing
    industry, and we all could enjoy our evening dinners uninterrupted.
    
    - craig
    
83.15;')HDLITE::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, MRO AXP BPDASat Jul 31 1993 23:433
    re:.0
    
    Should told her "that'll be $1.99 per minute."
83.16HDLITE::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, MRO AXP BPDASat Jul 31 1993 23:445
.2> I've gotten obscene phone calls from other men, but never from a woman.
    
    I have, you're not missing anything.
    
    What most women find audially exciting bores the heck outta me.
83.17CVG::THOMPSONRadical CentralistSun Aug 01 1993 17:1115
    
>    Hey Alfred, I think she's called every phone in our lab.  A couple of
>    other guys had the same experience as you this week.  
    
    What was their general experiance? How'd they react? I'm not surprised.
    Most of the 894 numbers wind up in NIO and if she was calling from
    Salem at random I'd expect her to get quite a few numbers here.
    
>Was this by any
>    chance an introduction to a 1-900 service?  
    
    I don't think so but one never knows.
    
    		Alfred
    
83.18OTIGER::R_CURTISMon Aug 02 1993 13:5910
    I once got a couple 'messages' on my answering machine from what
    sounded like a teen girl....she kept saying her name was such and such,
    and left a number, saying she wanted me and some other miscellaneous
    ramblings. I had no idea who she was, but I once called the number she
    gave and someone answered. I think what was going on was that this girl
    who was calling me had something against someone and was using her name
    to protect her own identity as she made these calls to me. I never
    really found out, but it was different, hearing the messages she left.
    
    Now where did I leave those tapes...
83.19mixed reactionsVICKI::PAHIGIANNo such thing as too many catsMon Aug 02 1993 14:5912
    re .17:
    
    Hi Alfred.  Their reactions were mixed, from boredom to "Holy s__t, man,
    guesswhatjusthappenedtuhME!"
    
    What the heck, at least these calls are better than the ones from that
    company that makes the stuff you dump into your septic tank.
    
    Hell on Earth: being a telemarketer for Septi-Kleenz.
    
    - craig
    
83.20A Friend DidWMOIS::STYVES_ATue Aug 03 1993 11:118
    I've never received such a call (RATS) but I do have a woman friend
    that received an obscene telephone call from another woman.  She said
    that the one thing that took her by surprise was that the caller called
    her by name and seemed to know some personal things about her.  My 
    friend admitted that she was facinated by the call and even talked 
    to the person for quite some time.  Whoever called her never tried
    to get in touch with her after the initial call and she would love
    to know if it was someone she knows.
83.21Sorority prank?NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 18 1993 19:013
A woman left a prank call on my answering machine.  She rather breathlessly
thanked me for last night and said, "I hope you didn't tell [my wife's name]."
No great mystery, our phone book listing has both our names.
83.22ICS::BEANAttila the Hun was a LIBERAL!Thu Oct 07 1993 00:459
    I got one of those calls ... many years ago (very early '60's)
    
    Turned out I knew the gal who called... she was in financial trouble
    and was looking for a few bucks.  
    
    She was "well known" around the Navy base I was stationed at.  It was 
    sort of pathetic.
    
    tony
83.23STAR::ABBASIwhite 1.e4 !!Thu Oct 07 1993 04:279
     
    i never do get an obscene phone call from a woman .

    i wonder how i'll react if this happend. 
    
    i suspect i'll hang up right away like a good boy should do and
    report it to the authorities right away.
    
    \nasser
83.24GRANMA::MWANNEMACHERranting and ravingThu Oct 07 1993 12:266
    
    I don't think you have anything to worry about, Nasser.
    
    
    
    mike
83.25funny maybe :-)VAXWRK::STHILAIREFood, Shelter &amp; DiamondsThu Oct 07 1993 13:245
    re .23, you're no fun.
    
    hope this helps
    /lorna
    
83.26GYMAC::PNEALnon-preferred shareholderTue Oct 12 1993 11:302
	I live in hope...
83.27ditto! I cannot wait for my first!:) AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaTue Oct 12 1993 11:451
    
83.28too much of a lady :-)VAXWRK::STHILAIREFood, Shelter &amp; DiamondsTue Oct 12 1993 14:027
    re .26, what's your number?  :-)
    
    (Just kidding.  I don't think I have the right vocabulary for obscene
    phone calls!!)
    
    Lorna
    
83.29CSC32::HADDOCKDon't Tell My Achy-Breaky BackTue Oct 12 1993 14:396
    re .28 
    >                          -< too much of a lady :-) >-
    
    Unless I'm seriously mistaken, George is no lady %*}.
    
    fred();
83.30STAR::ABBASIonly 63 days left to graduate !Thu Oct 14 1993 06:2911
    on this subject, i once saw in tv this program (a tapploid one) where
    they interviewd this dude who said he worked in these 1-900 calls
    sex hot lines, and he pretended he was a woman with his voice and
    he like was charging those poor men 4.99 a minute for them to talk
    to her (he) .
    
    i wonder how the men who called would feel if they knew they were
    talking dirty laundry with a man not a woman all this time . they'll
    probably ask for a refund but i doudt very much they'll get it.
    
    \nasser
83.31AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Oct 14 1993 11:541
    Guess it depends upon your sexual preferences.:)
83.32COMET::DYBENGrey area is found by not lookingFri Oct 22 1993 14:438
    
    
    -1
    
     or lack thereof :-)
    
    
    David
83.33"Eeeewwww!...your on hands free speaker are'nt youPOLAR::WAUCAUSHI cAn WrIte WiTh mY LeFT HanDThu Nov 28 1996 16:3929