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Name | Date | Lines |
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| 150.1 | | QUARK::LIONEL | Free advice is worth every cent | Fri Jan 06 1995 13:05 | 5 |
| Rub him well with garlic and sage, maybe some crushed peppers. Roast at
350 degrees at 20 minutes per pound until the skin is crispy. Serve with
bernaise sauce.
Steve
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| 150.2 | | AIMHI::RAUH | I survived the Cruel Spa | Fri Jan 06 1995 13:17 | 3 |
| The usual black balloons, a cane, some Gerital, a copy of AARP mag.
A few toys that would be associated with growing old. Some taped
Lawremce Welk (sp). Aaaahh! Boys and girls.... its polka time!!:)
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| 150.3 | | WLDBIL::KILGORE | Survive outsourcing? We'll manage... | Fri Jan 06 1995 13:46 | 6 |
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Drop by an elderly care facility and pick up an application (and play
a game of cards with someone while you're there).
Prune juice.
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| 150.4 | At 40, Bring out the animal! | MR4DEC::RONDINA | | Mon Jan 09 1995 11:59 | 16 |
| I recently hosted a 40th for a friend, and sought some gag things. At
any good party store I found the usual black party goods, but while
trying to find the right gag gift, I happened into the hunting section
of WAL-MART. Since my friend was bemoaning his new age and the
acompanying decline in virility, I bought him a few hunting gifts,
wrapped them in a Wilderness Survival Game box, with a note attached
that read "To sustain the animal in you". In the box was a male buck
grunt call and a bottle of Dominant Male Buck Urine. My wife didn't
think much of it, when she saw it, but when Jim opened the box he and
the rest of the party had a laughing fit. Definitely a hit!!!!!!!!
Paul
PS He said he uses the urine to repel the local Rotweiller from
dumping on his lawn. It works.
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| 150.5 | thanks for the ideas | POWDML::GUPTA | | Mon Jan 09 1995 12:59 | 5 |
| re: the past few replies
Thanks for the great ideas.
Krish
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| 150.6 | don't forget the Depends! | PIET01::TRUDEAU | | Mon Jan 09 1995 15:35 | 2 |
| My wife just had a surprise party for my 40th. A 'friend'
gave me a package of Depends. It was good for some laughs.
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| 150.7 | | CSC32::M_EVANS | proud counter-culture McGovernik | Tue Jan 10 1995 19:03 | 6 |
| the last two we did were "little kid" parties, complete with those
pointy hats, blower thingies, plates and napkins and all the loot-bag
junk I send my dauthers' freind home with. Believe it or not is was a
great time.
meg
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| 150.8 | | NOVA::FISHER | now |a|n|a|l|o|g| | Thu Jan 12 1995 12:10 | 3 |
| and a tube of Fixodent.
ed
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