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Conference quark::mennotes-v1

Title:Topics Pertaining to Men
Notice:Archived V1 - Current file is QUARK::MENNOTES
Moderator:QUARK::LIONEL
Created:Fri Nov 07 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 26 1993
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:867
Total number of notes:32923

764.0. "who would you take?" by NRMACS::BHARDWAJ_P () Wed Feb 26 1992 11:34

    Hello everyone.
    
    This is supposed to be a light hearted note!!
    
    If you could choose from anyone who would you like to take on a date?
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764.1Kristy McNicholASDG::SCARBOROUGHWed Feb 26 1992 11:589
    
    
      When I was a teenager, I was heads over heals crazy about a certain
    girl in a t.v. series called FAMILY.  Her name was Kristy McNichol.  
    If I was going to choose anyone for just one date, I would pick her.
    If anything, it would be an interesting experience.
    
              Carl 
    
764.2that was easyCVG::THOMPSONDCU Board of Directors CandidateWed Feb 26 1992 12:263
    My wife.
    
    			Alfred
764.3that was easy too! :-)DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameWed Feb 26 1992 13:264
    Alan Rickman (English actor & my No. 1 Lust Object)
    
    Lorna
    
764.4jean-claude van damme............a fleeting crazeHARDY::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Wed Feb 26 1992 14:551
    
764.5AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaWed Feb 26 1992 15:022
    In the imortal words of Grocho Marx, "A loose woman in a tight
    sweater"! :)
764.6Mel Gibson <siiiiiiiiiiiigh>RIPPLE::KENNEDY_KATrudging the Happy Road...to Where?Wed Feb 26 1992 15:561
    
764.7BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerWed Feb 26 1992 16:051
    Madame Currie.
764.8VMSSG::NICHOLSconferences are like apple barrelsWed Feb 26 1992 16:062
    mamie stover
    
764.9PARITY::DDAVISLong-cool woman in a black dressWed Feb 26 1992 16:205
    
    
    	Steven Segall
    
    
764.10CSLALL::HENDERSONIts a big ol' goofy worldWed Feb 26 1992 16:2210

 Margo Timins (sp?)






 Jim
764.11*drool*RIPPLE::BARTHOLOM_SHDon't let your love slip awayWed Feb 26 1992 16:407
    My honey...
    
    
    
    ...and if he wasn't available, Harrison Ford!!  :-) 
    
    Shilah
764.12double date?GLDOA::KATZFollow your conscienceWed Feb 26 1992 17:491
    Raquel Welch and Dianna Rigg. ;)
764.13A more realistic answerSTARCH::WHALENVague clouds of electrons tunneling through computer circuits and bouncing off of satelites.Wed Feb 26 1992 17:504
An attractive woman who smiles at me even though she doesn't know me.  Someone
who is interested in being friendly would always make a good date.

Rich
764.14ISSHIN::MATTHEWSOO -0 -/ @Wed Feb 26 1992 19:441
Kelly LeBroque.
764.15HEYYOU::ZARLENGAbrrrrrrrritzky!Wed Feb 26 1992 20:031
    The Wrigley's DoubleMint twins.
764.16BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerWed Feb 26 1992 20:351
    There you go again, Z.  Takin' more than your share. :-)
764.17WAHOO::LEVESQUEA majority of oneThu Feb 27 1992 02:241
    Doublegood, doublefun eh Mike? Works for me! ;^)
764.18Doesn't matter whichBUSY::KCOLBURNIntentionally Left Blank.Thu Feb 27 1992 03:194
    Linda Forentino or Marta Dubois
    
    KC
    
764.19OLDTMR::RACZKAsweet and saxyThu Feb 27 1992 11:323
    
    Rosanna Arquette
    
764.20DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameThu Feb 27 1992 14:154
    re .17, really?  How does it work for your wife?!!!  :-) 
    
    Ha-ha
    
764.21I like a good personality & blue eyesMAYES::SKOWRONEKThu Feb 27 1992 14:403
    
    Garth Brooks if he wasn't already married (sigh) . . . . . .
    
764.22WAHOO::LEVESQUEA majority of oneThu Feb 27 1992 14:423
>How does it work for your wife?!!!  :-) 

 Killjoy. :-(  ;-)
764.23I can Dream!USCTR2::REARLSThu Feb 27 1992 15:102
    JFK jr...............................just one night please!
    
764.24I know I am crazy.SFC00::NGUYENThu Feb 27 1992 15:171
    Rosanne Barr (sp?)
764.25HEYYOU::ZARLENGAbrrrrrrrritzky!Thu Feb 27 1992 15:249
.18>    Linda Forentino or Marta Dubois
    
    Saw Vision Quest recently, Kevin?
    
    
.23>    JFK jr...............................just one night please!
    
    
    That lucky stiff is dating a gorgeous (no lie) Brazilian(?) model.
764.26IAMOK::MITCHELLdespite dirty deals despicableThu Feb 27 1992 15:513

   	frank n furter
764.27gorgeous people date gorgeous people...DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameThu Feb 27 1992 16:125
    re .25, that lucky stiff, JFK, Jr., is gorgeous himself.  That's why
    he's dating a gorgeous model, I guess!  :-)
    
    Lorna
    
764.28body language extraordinaire...RANGER::BENCENot without a certain noiseThu Feb 27 1992 19:484
    
    Another vote for Alan Rickman...
    
    clb
764.29BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerThu Feb 27 1992 20:122
    Is Alan Rickman the guy who played the Sheriff of Knottingham amongst
    other bad guys?
764.30DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameThu Feb 27 1992 20:3111
    re .29, yes, but he plays the romantic lead in Truly, Madly, Deeply and
    he was wonderful.  He also is one of the 3 leads in the movie Close My
    Eyes and is attractive & charismatic in that, as well.  He has blonde
    hair in both those movies.  (I also saw him in a play in London, Last
    Tango of Winter.  He had the lead and was blonde in that, too.)
    
    It's the above three roles that made me decide he's one of the most
    attractive men in the world.
    
    Lorna
    
764.31DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameThu Feb 27 1992 20:338
    re .29, .30, although, I also got a kick out of his performance as the
    Sheriff of Nottingham.  When he was attempting to seduce (rape?) Maid
    Marion, I was thinking, if I was her, I'd tell Robin Hood/Kevin Costner
    to take a hike!  :-)   I'd say, "Yes, will you *please* leave, Robin. 
    We've just been married.  Now, beat it!"  :-)
    
    Lorna
    
764.32MILKWY::ZARLENGAbrrrrrrrritzky!Thu Feb 27 1992 23:071
    I've changed me mind.  I want Crystal Bernard instead.
764.33:-) :-) :-) :-)MORO::BEELER_JETired of livin', scared of dyin'Thu Feb 27 1992 23:109
    Ok ... ladies ... get off this "JFK, Jr" kick ... he ain't got a
    bloomin' thing that I ain't got ... it's just that his is arranged
    slightly different and he's rich and powerful.  Hey, looks and money
    and power isn't EVERYTHING ... is it... what about our *BRAINS*, don't
    they count?

    Whadda ya' think we men are .. nothing but sex objects!

    General Bubba Beauregard
764.34(-: :-)FRSURE::DEVEREAUXCollective ConsciousnessFri Feb 28 1992 03:056
764.35My first love....CSC32::GORTMAKERWhatsa Gort?Fri Feb 28 1992 04:103
    Denise Gruitch
    
    -j
764.36Horny!SMIFFY::JETFri Feb 28 1992 10:122
    
    Tom Selleck
764.37IAMOK::MITCHELLdespite dirty deals despicableFri Feb 28 1992 11:0411
>    Whadda ya' think we men are .. nothing but sex objects!



	YES 




	kits
764.38WMOIS::REINKE_BSIOPIOBFri Feb 28 1992 11:427
    Sorry Jerry, I'd also take Alan Rickman :-)
    
    He's got lots of pluses, like longer hair!
    
    :-)
    
    Bonnie
764.39hand me that time machine, please!SCHOOL::BOBBITTraging jubilationFri Feb 28 1992 12:339
    
    Robert Plant, at age 37
    
    Rex Harrison, at age 35
    
    Christopher Reeve, at age 27
    
    
    
764.40DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameFri Feb 28 1992 13:307
    re .33, I don't think men, in general, are nothing but sex objects, but
    I think that JFK, Jr. makes a good one!  (sex object, that is) :-)
    
    (he got the looks, his sister got the brains) :-)
    
    Lorna
    
764.41one more..PARITY::DDAVISLong-cool woman in a black dressFri Feb 28 1992 13:521
    I'll take Sean Connery, and Kevin Costner as back up!
764.4216BITS::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dog face)Fri Feb 28 1992 18:244
Carly Simon

-Jack

764.43SUPER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Fri Feb 28 1992 18:266
    
    	::BEELER,
    	you really don't want an honest answer, do you?
    
    	::DDAVIS,
    	sean still looks scrumtuous in a ponytail!
764.44WAHOO::LEVESQUEA majority of oneFri Feb 28 1992 18:541
 No accounting for taste I guess...
764.45SA1794::CHARBONNDme and the chimpanzee agreeFri Feb 28 1992 19:301
    Markie Post
764.46IAMOK::MITCHELLdespite dirty deals despicableFri Feb 28 1992 19:363

	 homer simpson
764.47Loveliest voice *that* side of the Rio GrandeCSLALL::HENDERSONIts a big ol' goofy worldFri Feb 28 1992 20:0210

 Tish Hinahosa






Jim
764.48CSC32::A_PARRACOThela Hun Ginjeet Sun Mar 01 1992 21:168
    
    Diane Lane
    
    Lisa Hartman
    
    Oooh-er !
    
    - acp
764.49Dream date for me ... but what about them?????SNOBRD::CONLIFFESarcasm, disguised as adviceMon Mar 02 1992 14:015
Suzanne Conlon
Chey Thomas

or, if I have to pick a media personality,
Linda Ellerbee
764.50Makes ya think, doesn't it ?CSC32::S_HALLGol-lee Bob Howdy, Vern!Mon Mar 02 1992 14:4023

	Are there books and "forum-type" magazine delivery on this 
	desert island ?

	If so, since there'll be intellectual stimulation already
	provided ( =%^)  ):

	Kathy Ireland		(swimsuit model)
	Meg Ryan		(basic pixie actress unit)
	Mary Stuart Masterson	(  "     "     "      "  )

	( well, you ASKED !! )

	If not, then we've got to have more than a pretty face, now,	
	don't we ?

	Kirstie Ally    (you know)
	Mona Charen     (columnist nee Crossfire host)
	Patty Wagstaff  (world-class aerobatic pilot)


	Steve H
764.51SA1794::CHARBONNDme and the chimpanzee agreeMon Mar 02 1992 15:203
    re.50 I sort of figured Meg Ryan for good conversation, as well as
    her more obvious attributes >;-)
    
764.52nice peopleZFC::deramoColorado Rocky Mountain HighMon Mar 02 1992 16:159
re .49,

>	     -< Dream date for me  ... but what about them????? >-
>Suzanne Conlon

Suzanne's spoken for already...in fact, I'll be moving out to
Colorado Springs in a few months so that we can be together!

Dan
764.53WAHOO::LEVESQUEA majority of oneMon Mar 02 1992 16:302
 Now we know why Dan's been missin' those x00s. He's been a little preoccupied! 
:-)
764.54CSC32::S_HALLGol-lee Bob Howdy, Vern!Mon Mar 02 1992 17:0313
>     <<< Note 764.51 by SA1794::CHARBONND "me and the chimpanzee agree" >>>
>
>    re.50 I sort of figured Meg Ryan for good conversation, as well as
>    her more obvious attributes >;-)

	Well, I'd be willing to entertain the concept, but as I've
	never seen her out-of-character, I had to take the "worst
	case."

	Some worst case, huh ?

	Steve H

764.55RANGER::CANNOYPerpendicular to everything.Mon Mar 02 1992 18:551
    Y'all are nuts if you don't take Susan Sarandon! :-)
764.56HEYYOU::ZARLENGAmiss, I coulda gotten that for yaMon Mar 02 1992 20:281
    Gross ... she smokes like a chimney.
764.57TOOK::M_ELLISONTue Mar 03 1992 15:019
	hmmmm...sounds like there's some liveliness going on in this
	string.

	I'd like to spend a date with Helen of Troy.  Now *there's* a
	woman worth fighting over!  well...gotta go tune up the ol'
	chariot...


	Mark
764.58VALKYR::RUSTTue Mar 03 1992 15:414
    Re .57: I hear she doesn't look so good these days. Unless you go for
    _really_ older women...
    
    -b
764.59NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Mar 03 1992 17:102
Yeah, her beauty's probably down to a few millihelens (where one millihelen
launches one ship).
764.60in any orderSA1794::CHARBONNDme and the chimpanzee agreeTue Mar 03 1992 19:445
    Kelly McGillis
    
    Terri Garr
    
    Janine Turner
764.61it's my prerogativeMILKWY::ZARLENGAmiss, I coulda gotten that for yaWed Mar 04 1992 10:532
    Parla madonna... last night I saw a Tia Carrere and, well, I wanna
    change my pick.  :^)
764.62BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerWed Mar 04 1992 12:115
    No fair.  First ya wanted two for the price of one.  Now you want to
    exchange perfectly good merchandise.  What next - trade-in a thirty-six
    year old for two eighteens?
    
    Besides, I saw Tia first. :-)
764.63Double date!ASDG::SCARBOROUGHWed Mar 04 1992 12:249
    
    
     Come to think of it, I changed my mind also!  
    
     I would go on a double date!  I'd take Natashasha Kinski and
    Maddonna out at the same time.  They would have to share me,
    but what the hey!   There's enough of me to go around!
    
    
764.64robbing the cradle :-)DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameWed Mar 04 1992 13:179
    If Alan Rickman were too busy (what with all the other women who like
    him and all), I could also work up an interest in River Phoenix.  Now
    that's he's played a male hooker, he ought to be grown-up enough to
    date older women.  :-)
    
    He is *cute* and I've heard he's also interesting to talk to!
    
    Lorna
    
764.65HEYYOU::ZARLENGAmiss, I coulda gotten that for yaWed Mar 04 1992 14:583
.62> Besides, I saw Tia first. :-)
    
    Yeah, but I bet I stared the longest.  Wow.
764.66DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameWed Mar 04 1992 16:182
    Who *is* Tia?
    
764.67WAHOO::LEVESQUEA majority of oneWed Mar 04 1992 17:531
 Tia Zadora. Pia's sister. <smirk>
764.68SUPER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Wed Mar 04 1992 18:042
    
    	taking a little advantage of the situation, aren't you?
764.69BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerWed Mar 04 1992 18:083
    Okay, okay.  Forget Marie Currie and Tia Carrere.  I saw a picture of
    an angel caressing a cello.  Her name is Orfah Hannoy (I think).  I'm a
    sucker for classics. 
764.70BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerWed Mar 04 1992 18:184
    Nope.  Thought about it again and decided to stay home this weekend and
    do some caligraphy instead.  I'll take the money I save and buy a new
    tie or something.  The poor women.  But heck, I warned them not to get
    involved with a dashing heartbreaker like me. :-)
764.71she sings Ballroom BlitzHEYYOU::ZARLENGAmiss, I coulda gotten that for yaWed Mar 04 1992 20:026
.66>    Who *is* Tia?
    
    I hear she was in Wayne's World as Wayne's girlfriend.
    
    I know her from her MTV video - she sings and plays a guitar doing
    a song from the movie.
764.72NOVA::FISHERRdb/VMS DinosaurThu Mar 05 1992 10:253
    Special Emissary Kaylar
    
    ruff
764.73The more, the merrier :-)WMOIS::CORMIER_PLife is Better on a ShovelheadThu Mar 05 1992 11:109
    Ashley Montana
    
    Terry Garr
    
    Kelly Bundy
    
    
    In no particular order.....
    Paul C.
764.74...then there's always...FRSURE::DEVEREAUXCollective ConsciousnessThu Mar 05 1992 11:187
764.75you got lucky, babeDELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameThu Mar 05 1992 15:566
    No!  Wait!  Wait!
    
    I've decided I want Tom Petty!  :-)
    
    
    Lorna
764.76"...well, I got better..."MEMIT::JOHNSTONbean sidheThu Mar 05 1992 16:011
    Michael Palin
764.77AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Mar 05 1992 16:278
    Want a date with the porn star who is into politics in Italy. She is
    always flashing her brest to the cameras. Someone like that gotta be
    lots of fun. I wouldn't wanna bring her home to mom and dad. Dad might
    get jellous. And mom might not wanna ever talk to me. Esp when my date
    flash's her brest instead of shaking her hand....:)
    
    I have been trying to thing of her name all week for this note. But
    cannot find her name. Perhaps someone can help me?
764.78WMOIS::REINKE_Bbig problems = big opportunitiesThu Mar 05 1992 16:271
    La Ciccolina?
764.79AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Mar 05 1992 16:281
    Thanks Bonnie!
764.80Make it so!DEBUG::SCHULDTAs Incorrect as they come...Thu Mar 05 1992 16:331
    Counselor Troi...
764.81BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerThu Mar 05 1992 18:053
    Troi would not be a good idea - "I sense that during our date you have
    been staring at this flesh-coloured body suit looking to see if I am
    smuggling Smarties..."
764.82QETOO::ATGENG::CICCOLINIThu Mar 05 1992 18:286
    La Cicciolina's name means "little piece of meat".  At least now I know
    what my name *doesn't* mean! :>
    
    Ah, those lusty Italians!
    
    Sandy
764.83HEYYOU::ZARLENGAmiss, I coulda gotten that for yaThu Mar 05 1992 20:022
    You got the name right Sandy (Bonnie dropped the 2nd i), but it
    means "little (female) toy."
764.84greedyGUCCI::SLEWISThu Mar 05 1992 21:033
    
    Swedish bikini team
    Victoria Secret's models
764.85NOVA::FISHERRdb/VMS DinosaurFri Mar 06 1992 11:123
    And here I thought it was a book on Italian cooking...
    
    I guess that was La Cucina or something...
764.86QETOO::ATGENG::CICCOLINIFri Mar 06 1992 12:267
    Not according to the guys in the Italian government, Mike.  That's 
    what they call her.  Little piece of meat.  My guess is you got the 
    sanitized version for the US.
    
    Salut!      (no, that's not a typo!  ;> )
    
    S.
764.87.86AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Mar 06 1992 12:393
    I guess the little lady is dating some artist in the states and has
    made her a legend with porn paintings and sculptures of her doing sex
    acts. Sounds like a hot number to me! :-)
764.88fifteen minutes of gloryCSC32::HADDOCKI'm afraid I'm paranoidFri Mar 06 1992 13:0812
    
    Back when my wife and I were dating, the company she worked for had
    a company picnic.  The company also owned a radio station.  As a
    promotional thing for the station at the same time, the brought in
    Susie Scott (Playboy, Miss May 1983), and Susie came out to the 
    picnic.  The company had also hired a band and set up a dance floor.
    My s.o./wife was on crutches because of a badly sprained ankle at the 
    time,  So I spent most of the afternoon dancing with Susie.  Good
    thing my wife isn't the jealous type ;^). 
    
    I still have her autographed picture hanging in my cube ;^).
    fred();
764.89I admit - I just don't get it.QETOO::ATGENG::CICCOLINIFri Mar 06 1992 13:2212
    >doing sex acts. Sounds like a hot number to me! :-)
    
    Well, since virtually everone "does sex acts", I guess everyone's a hot
    number to you, eh?  I'll never understand the male preference for
    fantasy over reality.  I was with a guy once and he said, "Wow! I wish
    I had a camera!"  Think about the implications of bemoaning the fact
    that you only have hot flesh and blood with you!  Next time he asks for 
    a date, should I just hand him a picture?
    
    What is "hot", if she ain't bein' hot to *you*?
    
    S.
764.90q.e.d.VMSSPT::NICHOLSconferences are like apple barrelsFri Mar 06 1992 13:325
    wrt .-1
    c.f. 762.312
    
    
    				herb
764.91.89AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Mar 06 1992 13:372
    Gee, I thought this was gonna be a light topic. Sh*t! Put some cold
    water on it will yha.
764.92VMSSPT::NICHOLSconferences are like apple barrelsFri Mar 06 1992 13:403
    Sexualizing women -as pinups- is not a lite topic to many women, George.
    
    As I am sure she will demonstrate post haste.
764.93Hahahahahahahaha!QETOO::ATGENG::CICCOLINIFri Mar 06 1992 13:505
    And they say *we* have no sense of humor!
    
    :>
    
    S.
764.94.93 yha.... yuck....yuck....AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Mar 06 1992 13:571
    
764.95QETOO::ATGENG::CICCOLINIFri Mar 06 1992 14:006
    Great!  That's better.
    
    Cheers!
    
    
    S.
764.96DSSDEV::BENNISONVick Bennison DTN 381-2156 ZK2-2/O23Fri Mar 06 1992 14:0212
    re: .89
    
    Men prefer the real thing.  But since they aren't always getting the
    real thing (like when they are at work (well, usually men don't get
    the real thing at work)) they like the fantasy in between.  And men 
    tend to be sexually stimulated visually.  
    
>    What is "hot", if she ain't bein' hot to *you*?
    
    If she is doing it in public, then she is sexually stimulating me and
    therefore "bein' hot to" *me*.  
    						- Vick
764.97MEMIT::JOHNSTONbean sidheFri Mar 06 1992 14:038
    "La Cicciolina" is not _dating_ some American sculptor.
    
    They are married.  She is certainly one of his favourite subjects, but
    his most 'famous' work at present is "A String of Puppies" ... mostly
    because of a lawsuit.  [No, she is not in this particular work]
    
    Based upon interviews I've seen with both of them, I wouldn't
    necessarily rule out a date with either one of them
764.98QUARK::LIONELFree advice is worth every centFri Mar 06 1992 14:3814
I read very recently that "La Cicciolina" is getting divorced from the
sculptor, so I suppose she is available again.  (I don't personally find her
attractive, though.)

If I were to come up with a "fantasy date" list, some of the women on it
would be:

	Katherine Hepburn ("What you see before you is the result of a
			    lifetime of chocolate")
	Kathleen Turner (in my fantasy, she would be a non-smoker)
	Daryl Hannah (a beauty with brains, it would seem)
	Bette Midler (incredible talent, and a fun person)

				Steve
764.99-<I Pick...>NEST::SWEATTFri Mar 06 1992 15:573
    Nancy Carrigan(SP?) - U.S. figure skater
    
    
764.100BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerFri Mar 06 1992 16:562
    I would take 100 can-can dancers now that I decided to leave the
    caligraphy until next weekend.
764.101TENAYA::RAHRobert Holt, ATDSun Mar 08 1992 02:046
    
    i wuz intrigued by a cute HP engineer at a recent meeting.
    
    too bad she wuz married; she seemed intrigued by an occaisional
    wink from the old gique in the corner..
    
764.102Jody FosterBROKE::BROKE::WATSONthe Season is upon usSun Mar 08 1992 15:065
    Intelligent, articulate, interesting, attractive...
    
    and rich enough to pay.
    
    	Andrew.
764.103DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameMon Mar 09 1992 15:548
    re .102, I think your dream date should, at least, be somebody you'd be
    willing to buy dinner for.
    
    If I could get a date with Bono, next week, when U2 is in town, I'd be
    more than happy to spring for dinner! :-)
    
    Lorna
    
764.104BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerMon Mar 09 1992 17:073
    A sensitive, nineties-type guy would definitely consider it a plus if
    the woman offered to pay.  Not because he would be saving money but
    because he would get to leave his purse at home. :-)
764.105DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameMon Mar 09 1992 18:256
    re .104, but, if he left his purse at home, what would he put his
    make-up in???!!!!
    
    
    Lorna
    
764.106BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerWed Mar 11 1992 17:576
    Re. Lorna
    
    Sensitive nineties-type guys don't wear makeup.  They have facials.
    
    Alright, I've decided: I want to take Whoopi Goldberg.  She's funny and
    she has no eyebrows.
764.107did you meet one once? :-)DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameWed Mar 11 1992 18:475
    re .106, but how do you know so much about them?!!  Sensitive
    nineties-type guys, that is?
    
    Lorna
    
764.108Dates without sexESGWST::RDAVISCollapsed lungeWed Mar 11 1992 21:387
    I'll take Patricia Highsmith and suavely, over after dinner apertifs,
    broach the subject of her authorized definitive critical biography.
    
    For several years I've been dropping hints that Samuel R. Delany should
    invite me to a home-cooked meal but so far he hasn't bitten.
    
    Ray
764.109BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerThu Mar 12 1992 13:0910
>    re .106, but how do you know so much about them?!!  Sensitive
>    nineties-type guys, that is?
    
    They're everything I'm not.  Sensitive, intelligent, politically
    correct... all those nice things.  
    
    Me, I can't begin to establish a relationship to someone else's
    wavelength, while respecting their space and maintaining an
    environmental awareness in my spandex aerobics outfit.
    
764.110;-)SA1794::CHARBONNDMontpelier Surfing ClubThu Mar 12 1992 13:423
    I'm a 90's type guy
    
    1890's
764.111Secure Spandex no doubt!OTOU01::BUCKLANDQuality is not a problemThu Mar 12 1992 15:447
    re: .109
    
    Kris ... The mind boggles at the thought, let alone the sight.
    
    You've been alone in the lab too many nights!!!
    
    8-)
764.112DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameThu Mar 12 1992 17:0114
    .108, for a date *without* sex, I'd pick Van Morrison.  As I heard a
    female dj say over the weekend, "For a guy who looks like a toad, he
    sure can sing."  :-)
    
    re .110, actually a guy said that to me this past year, really!  He
    said, "You're a real 90's kind of woman!  The 1890's that is!"  But, he
    was talking about my taste in jewelry.  :-)
    
    
    for a date *with* sex, I still want Alan Rickman (bad!) :-)
    
    
    Lorna
    
764.113BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerThu Mar 12 1992 17:384
    Geez, Lorna.  You better settle down - LK201's are not drool proof.  At
    least the specs don't say that they are.
    
    Kris
764.114WMOIS::REINKE_Banticipation anniversaryThu Mar 12 1992 17:435
    Kris,
    
    You should talk! going around boasting about wearing spandex!
    
    Bonnie
764.115BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerThu Mar 12 1992 17:475
    Actually, I typed that "spandex" bit in wrong.  Disclaimer: I have
    never worn spandex in my life (Hear that Bob?).  Sensitive, nineties
    type guys wear spandex. 
    
    I wear cellophane.
764.116WMOIS::REINKE_Banticipation anniversaryThu Mar 12 1992 17:515
    ooohhh, err...
    
    in public?
    
    :-)
764.117DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameThu Mar 12 1992 18:424
    re .115, how can I settle down when you write things like that?  :-)
    
    Lorna
    
764.118I'll admit to wearing spandexSTARCH::WHALENVague clouds of electrons tunneling through computer circuits anThu Mar 12 1992 20:245
    Gee, if Lorna or Bonnie were in the range that I consider dating, then
    I might consider advertizing that I tend to wear spandex in the warmer
    months.
    
    Rich
764.119HEYYOU::ZARLENGAexsqueeze me?Thu Mar 12 1992 22:253
    re:.115
    
    How do ya get it to stay on?
764.120WAHOO::LEVESQUEWishin' I were Fishin'Fri Mar 13 1992 12:153
>    I wear cellophane.

 Hats don't count.
764.121To each, her own!QETOO::ATGENG::CICCOLINIFri Mar 13 1992 12:2912
    Gawd, I think spandex is corny.  Bicyclists wear the corniest outfits
    and always the color of jukebox lights!  I'll take "The Edge" or Steven 
    Segal in some "real" pants, (at the outset  ;>  ), and one of those 
    billowy poet's shirts I saw Edge wear in one of U2's videos, "Gloria",
    I think.  Dave Barry, (such a cutie!), or, (don't laugh), the Diceman.  
    I think my sides would be aching from laughter after a night on the town 
    with that one!
    
    But watching Paul lean on the bar in his black leather jacket at E.M.
    Loew's was pretty good, too.  Think I'll take him again!
    
    Sandy
764.122WMOIS::REINKE_Banticipation anniversaryFri Mar 13 1992 13:075
    Rich
    
    are you saying that you are ageist? :-)
    
    BJ
764.123can't win'em all! :-)DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameFri Mar 13 1992 13:518
    re .122, well, I guess that's better than alternatives I can think of!
    
    I mean, he could be talking about range of *looks* I suppose, and that
    would be worse!  :-)   Maybe he just thinks we're both too damn ugly?
    :-)
    
    Lorna
    
764.124BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerFri Mar 13 1992 15:183
    Staples.
    
    Ouch!
764.125WMOIS::REINKE_Banticipation anniversaryFri Mar 13 1992 15:215
    Kris 
    
    has anyone told you that you are *seriously* strange?
    
    Bonnie
764.126NUPE::hampI'm a plain brown wrapperFri Mar 13 1992 15:443
>How do ya get it to stay on?

I used cellophane tape, myself.
764.127SLEDGE::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Mar 13 1992 15:494
    .126 Why not super glue??:) That way yha don't have to worry about the
    tape failure!:) One other sick thing....... What happens when yha gotta
    change the brown spots at the end of the week? :) Use windex and
    some paper towels? :)
764.128VMSSG::NICHOLSconferences are like apple barrelsFri Mar 13 1992 15:511
    epoxy?
764.129SUPER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Fri Mar 13 1992 16:572
    
    	this kind of talking is making me edgy....
764.130NUPE::hampI'm a plain brown wrapperFri Mar 13 1992 17:033
re .127

You *rip* off the tape before it fails!  ;->
764.131SLEDGE::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Mar 13 1992 17:087
    .130 Hummmmm...... what an interesting concept...... Kinda like in
    present day real estate, buyer be ware! Now..... what yha see is what
    yha get!:)

    Denise,

    	What you getting edgy about? :)
764.132SUPER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Fri Mar 13 1992 17:143
    
    	i'm tempted to try that super glue bizniz on some unsuspecting
    	male....to see if they can reach contralto....
764.133BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerFri Mar 13 1992 17:184
>    has anyone told you that you are *seriously* strange?
    
    My guru and spiritual guide tells me this whenever I can get her away
    from the salt lick. 
764.134SUPER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Fri Mar 13 1992 18:103
    
    
    	that was a real MOOving experience, ::HATASHITA.
764.135Linda's for me!BAGELS::CHANDLERChristopher Chandler NCSS@LKG1Fri Mar 13 1992 18:1910
      I'm an eye man...

   Linda Hamlton is my Alpha and Omega... I would give ANYTHING for a romantic
   evening with her!

     hmmm.... Think I'll go back to work be for a get too distracted here! ;-)

Chris    

764.136BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerFri Mar 13 1992 18:452
    I will offer no further fodder for bad puns like that, Denise.  I'm
    udderly dismayed and behooved.
764.137SUPER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Fri Mar 13 1992 18:596
    
    	::HATASHITA
    	i still remain MOOved... and 
    	i remain UDDERly yours,
    
    	denise
764.138BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerFri Mar 13 1992 19:185
    Don't expect me to CUDdle up to that reply.  I can see that you're
    MANUREvering to set me up for more of the same BULL.  Forget it.  I'm
    on to ya.
    
    Kris
764.139SLEDGE::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Mar 13 1992 19:382
    This conversation is starting to go down the wrong cow path....:)
    Tmooooo much bull.... Hope we don't step in that medow muffin agian..:)
764.140Entered calf-heartedly.XCUSME::QUAYLEi.e. AnnFri Mar 13 1992 20:045
    Horning in to say the cream rises to the top, but even a topic can be
    milked.  Hope this isn't too Bossy  :)
    
    aq
    
764.141ISSHIN::MATTHEWSOO -0 -/ @Fri Mar 13 1992 20:104
         <<< Note 764.138 by BRADOR::HATASHITA "Hard wear engineer" >>>

HAY, you two are really trying to milk this for all you can.  Sorry for 
HORNing in but these puns are worse than I've HEIFFER HERD.
764.142IAMOK::MITCHELLdespite dirty deals despicableFri Mar 13 1992 21:3419
	it's a bummer when he's a ....



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764.143Vt100s have limited character sets... (+-)STARCH::WHALENVague clouds of electrons tunneling through computer circuits anFri Mar 13 1992 23:3215
    re: .121
    
    We cyclist do try our hardest to be seen in an attempt to reduce our
    chances of being hit.
    
    re: .122, .123
    
    Yes, it's age that I was talking about.  I generally restrict myself to
    my age +- 5 years, and while you are both attractive women, I pretty
    certain that you're outside the range.
    
    Rich
    
    P.S.  For a pure fantasy date - Kathy Ireland - her eyes are truly
    captivating.
764.144MILKWY::ZARLENGAexsqueeze me?Sat Mar 14 1992 15:031
    I wanna trade in Tia for Traci Lords.  Just saw Fast Food again...
764.145:-)NOVA::FISHERRdb/VMS DinosaurSun Mar 15 1992 09:585
    .143: Rich, how many copies of that SI SW ish did you buy?
    
    Or are you looking for donations?
    
    ed
764.146to ::HATASHITASUPER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Mon Mar 16 1992 12:144
    
    	you've won my most sincerest admiration.
    
    	i remain awed of your aura.
764.147AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaMon Mar 16 1992 12:302
    aura........ Doesn't that happen with the northern lights get going??
    Or was that aurora...:)
764.148SUPER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Mon Mar 16 1992 13:319
    
    	you poor confused man...
    
    	and i thought it was *i* who had the weekend....
    	here's a tidy tip....stay clear from the clorox for a 
    	few days til the head clears.
    
    	::HATASHITA...
    	i'll need more .... for sustenance, you see.
764.149BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerMon Mar 16 1992 17:407
    No way, Denise.  I've seen PASTURE guise.  I've CHUCKed out any notion
    of submitting further notes which reVEAL any further MINCING of words. 
    You can't perSUEDE me to do it any more because, quite FRANKly, I'd
    prefer to be kicked in the LOINS.  You have a BEEF with that?
    
    Actually, I'm not that upset about it.  I just had too much coffee, and
    CALFfeine makes me irritable.
764.150ANYthing???SUPER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Mon Mar 16 1992 18:086
    
    	i'm so sorry you can't comply...can i get you another cup of
    	coffee, mebbe???
    	some chocolate???
    	cuppa tea???
    	cola???
764.151BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerMon Mar 16 1992 18:232
    Although your offer is tempting, Denise, there's too much at STEAK. 
    The moderator would have my HIDE and my FLANK. 
764.152SUPER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Mon Mar 16 1992 18:364
    
    	gee....and those were just the things i wanted for my self.
    
    	i s'pose ::LIONEL can offer you more than i can.
764.153JaneWMOIS::ALCORN_RMon Mar 16 1992 20:411
    Jane Fonda! Jane Fonda! Jane Fonda!
764.154OLDTMR::RACZKAsweet and saxyMon Mar 16 1992 21:142
    Take a look at Bridget and you'll forget Jane (-:
    
764.155NOVA::FISHERRdb/VMS DinosaurTue Mar 17 1992 06:491
    too much TRIPE in this TAIL, is there any WEASON to continue?
764.156AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaTue Mar 17 1992 11:211
    .153 He must mean Hanoi Jane, Hanoi Jane, Hanoi Jane! :)
764.157TIMBER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!Tue Mar 17 1992 11:436
    
    	re -1
    	leave her alone!
    	she's ok....
    	she questioned the war.... while some blindly fought.
    	
764.158OLDTMR::RACZKAsweet and saxyTue Mar 17 1992 11:565
    
    RE: .157
    
    There are some 'wounds' that don't heal completely
    but back to the topic ...
764.159Not so Fonda Jane2B::ZAHAREEMichael W. Zaharee, ULTRIX EngineeringTue Mar 17 1992 12:125
    re .157:
    
    I think she went beyond "questioning" the war.
    
    - M
764.160DSSDEV::BENNISONVick Bennison DTN 381-2156 ZK2-2/O23Tue Mar 17 1992 12:163
    She also apologized for all that.  She's a good person as far as I
    can tell.
    					- Vick
764.162AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaTue Mar 17 1992 13:208
    Debatable. Really..... But this isn't the place to rat hole the merits 
    of Hanoi Jane. Back to the original show. 

    I think that its time to fall in love with some young thing with a
    dental/butt floss bikini in Fla on spring break! :) Gotta floss my 
    teeth!

    Geo
764.163TIMBER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!Tue Mar 17 1992 13:496
    
    	i'd take frank n' furter....
    	i do love a man who can make a fashion statement in heals and
    	fishnets.....
    
    	<sigh> oh fantasy FREE me!
764.164a cute little numberDELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameTue Mar 17 1992 16:096
    I'll take William Kennedy Smith.
    
    (but not on the lawn - I insist we, at least, go indoors!)
    
    Lorna
    
764.165TIMBER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!Tue Mar 17 1992 16:193
    
    	but ::STHILAIRE!!!!
    	he's got shifty eyes!!!!! NO LIPS EVEN!!!
764.166DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameTue Mar 17 1992 16:2517
    re .165, ha-ha!  Anybody would have shifty eyes in the situation he was
    in!!  
    
    I hadn't noticed the lips.  He could always get a shot of that stuff
    that makes them fuller, like some actresses do!  But, he probably can't
    afford it now after having spent all his inheritance!  :-)
    
    I thought he had nice eyes, hair and shoulders.  
    
    He draws and paints, too.  I just read that in an article on Kennedy
    grandchildren, written before his unfortunate incident.
    
    I don't know.  Too bad he didn't run into me on that fateful night. 
    Maybe I could've saved him a few bucks.  (just kidding!just kidding!)
    
    Lorna
    
764.167TIMBER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!Tue Mar 17 1992 16:438
    
    	you mean fat or collagen injections???
    	i read somewhere that brigitte nielsen had that done to her lips
    	woke up one morning and was all lopsided...had to have
    	her doctor make a house call to mold her back into place.
    
    	i think, ::STHILAIRE...you should go home....take 2 aspirins
    	and call me back tomorrow morning....
764.168DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameTue Mar 17 1992 16:587
    re .167, actually, I'm going home, picking up my daughter and going on
    a probable wild goose chase for some U2 tix for the garden tonite.  I'm
    sure I'll need Tylenol before the evening is over.  (I love U2,
    but....my daughter *thinks* we can get these certain tix....)
    
    Lorna
    
764.169TIMBER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!Tue Mar 17 1992 17:539
    
    	::STHILAIRE
    	is it the ones that were leftover and had gone on sale at 9:00
    	this morning??
    	if so you're out of luck....
    
    	so sayeth WBCN
    
    	better make it tylenol with added codeine.... ;-)
764.170DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameTue Mar 17 1992 17:588
    re .169, no, it's not those tix.  It's a long story.
    
    WE're supposed to meet some guy in Boston who's selling 4 tix....
    supposedly....or something....some scheme my daughter has cooked up...
    
    Lorna
    
    
764.171please.....;-)TIMBER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!Tue Mar 17 1992 17:592
    
    	OH NO!!!NOT A SCALPER!!!! TELL ME ITS NOT A SCALPER!.!.!.
764.172s'mores (mmm-mmm-good (-: )FRSURE::DEVEREAUXCollective ConsciousnessTue Mar 17 1992 18:0815
764.173MILKWY::ZARLENGAHerm, ya scarin' the fish!Tue Mar 17 1992 22:243
    He was cuter when he was younger.
    
    Check out "Dominick and Eugene" or "Somethig Wild."
764.174when cute is just not enoughSUPER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Wed Mar 18 1992 13:492
    
    	and i'd think you'd be the LAST to notice, Z.
764.175Bono *is* more than cuteDELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameWed Mar 18 1992 14:1213
    re .173, we were all cuter when we were younger. :-)
    
    Well, after last night, at the Garden, I'd take:
    Bono
    Bono
    Bono
    Bono
    Adam
    Edge
    and Larry!  (definitely listed in order of preference)
    
    Lorna
    
764.176BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerWed Mar 18 1992 14:161
    Alan Rickman will be crushed, Lorna.
764.177poor babyDELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameWed Mar 18 1992 15:157
    re .176, well, I think this thing with Bono is just a passing fancy, so
    if Alan Rickman can put up with it for a week, I'll probably be back. 
    :-)  But, you're right.  He'd be crushed, I'm sure.  (and with good
    reason!)
    
    Lorna
    
764.178BUBBAMRKTNG::MAHONEY_DWed Mar 18 1992 16:5711
    
    Who the he*l is Alan Rickman?
    
    Okay people are you ready for this???  Bubba from In The Heat Of The
    Night.
    
    It has something to do with that southern drawl.
    
    
    deb
    
764.179i must insist on frank n furter...stillSUPER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Wed Mar 18 1992 17:096
    
    	alan rickman played in costner's `robin hood prince of thieves'
    	that's all i can remember, right now, i'm afraid.
    
    	::STHILAIRE,
    	so what did you think about ZOO TV??? impressed or what?
764.180WMOIS::REINKE_Bthe fire and the rose are oneWed Mar 18 1992 17:146
    Alan Rickman was the Sheriff of Nottingham in "Prince of Thieves"
    and the head terrorist that goes one on one with Bruce Willis
    in "Die  Hard". He's also a prominant stage actor in England and
    was profiled last year in the Boston Globe magazine.
    
    
764.181IAMOK::MITCHELLdespite dirty deals despicableWed Mar 18 1992 17:377
	yeah....frank n furter shines.........'specially
	when he *walks that walk*......though Rocky ain't
	too shabby either.


  	kits
764.182SUPER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Wed Mar 18 1992 18:074
    
    	makes me want to take charles atlas by the haaaaaaand
    
    	ooooh!
764.183or something...DELNI::STHILAIREis it all a strange gameWed Mar 18 1992 18:374
    re .179, "impressed" is too mild a word.  I think it blew my mind.
    
    Lorna
    
764.184Alright, it's settledBRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerWed Mar 25 1992 16:1911
    Alright, I've decided - Sinead O'Connor.
    
    She can't use the excuse - 
    
    		"I have to wash my hair."
    
    
    And just once I'd like to hear the excuse - 
    
    		"Sorry I'm late - I had to shave my head."
    
764.185IAMOK::MITCHELLdespite dirty deals despicableWed Mar 25 1992 16:498



	<--------and if her head gets cold she could always
	put on a HATashita    :-}


764.186nyuk nyuk nyuk....HARDY::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Wed Mar 25 1992 18:571
    
764.187GIDDAY::MORETTIBorn free...Taxed to deathThu Mar 26 1992 04:038
    
    A Ferrari 250 GTO, why ruin ya night out.??
    
    Now that would be an experience not to forget.
    
    Wymyn is a lot of hassle some times ya know?!
    
    John M
764.188BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerThu Mar 26 1992 14:483
    You mean we're allowed to take cars?!  Jeez, here I am trying to think
    of whose company would be most enjoyable and you tell me that cars are
    allowed.  Porsche 911 Turbo.
764.189GIDDAY::MORETTIBorn free...Taxed to deathThu Mar 26 1992 21:247
    Kris,
    Ya gotta remember, cars don't wash their hair, they don't give ya the
    wrong signals, and they don't want half of everything they never earned
    when you both part company.
    Mind you, ya gotta buy a BIG bed for those "intimate" moments.
    
    John M
764.190BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerFri Mar 27 1992 13:302
    My intimate moments with automobiles have always been on long and
    winding roads, with no roof and Schostacovich at about 100 dB.
764.191HEYYOU::ZARLENGAsee ya, wouldn't wanna be yaSat Mar 28 1992 22:074
    Forget Tia and Crystal, I discovered Marissa Tomei last week (My
    Cousin Vinny).
    
    She's the new one.  For the week, anyway.   :^)
764.192GIDDAY::MORETTIBorn free...Taxed to deathSun Mar 29 1992 21:205
    
    On the female side -
    			Candace Bergin (when she was about 30)
    A sexier woman I have seen,  not.
    JM
764.193Oh, fickle me.BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerMon Mar 30 1992 00:287
    Forget Sinead - she takes herself too seriously for an entertainer. 
    
    Sass Jordan, now there's a lady who could make me a believer.
    
    Oh, yeah.  Forget the 911.  I just saw a Diablo today.  I haven't
    drooled like that since momma first fed me sushi.
    
764.194BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerMon Mar 30 1992 18:594
    Just found out how much a Diablo costs - we're back to the 911.  Has to
    be convertible, though.
    
    I'll stick with Sass Jordan whether or not her top comes down. 
764.195GIDDAY::MORETTIBorn free...Taxed to deathMon Mar 30 1992 21:408
    Never settle for second best - take the Diablo.
    Personally, nothing on wheels has got the charisma of the Ferrari GTO
    '64 version.
    And dear ol' Candace has got the "please bonk me " look which is
    irresistable.
    I'll never get either of these 'must haves' but they're what I'd take
    with me.
    JM
764.196the true love of my lifeDELNI::STHILAIRElet your soul &amp; spirit flyTue Mar 31 1992 19:466
    After seeing the photo of Bruce Springsteen on his new album cover,
    I'll take Bruce.  Still yummy looking after all these years.  Cars
    can't compare to flesh that looks that good!  :-)
    
    Lorna
    
764.197Flesh and OilESGWST::RDAVISMake new investments cautiously.Tue Mar 31 1992 20:193
    Yeah, but Bruce himself comes across as a car fiend.
    
    Ray
764.198BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerTue Mar 31 1992 21:111
    Yeah, but with cars you can hammer out the wrinkles. 
764.199GIDDAY::MORETTIBorn free...Taxed to deathTue Mar 31 1992 21:208
    
    Cars don't nag, cry, cheat on ya, get pregnant, etc....
    
    Mind you, they are cold to snuggle up to in winter.
    
    Hey ! There are some uses for wymyn after all......
    
    John M
764.200and pick through 'em... ;^)WAHOO::LEVESQUECast to the rise...Wed Apr 01 1992 12:411
 I'll take the 14 Iowa University coeds...
764.201for anybody! :-)DELNI::STHILAIRElet your soul &amp; spirit flyWed Apr 01 1992 13:355
    re .200, who are they?  (I didn't know there was anything worthwhile in
    Iowa!!)
    
    Lorna
    
764.202DELNI::STHILAIRElet your soul &amp; spirit flyWed Apr 01 1992 13:365
    re .199, tsk-tsk-so bitter!  All women don't do all those things.  Some
    of us hardly ever nag, cry, cheat or get pregnant!  :-)
    
    Lorna
    
764.203HEYYOU::ZARLENGAFREEZE! ...drop the duck.Wed Apr 01 1992 16:413
    Lorna, haven't you been following creative language discussion in WN?
    
    He meant one woman, not all women.  ;^)
764.204WAHOO::LEVESQUECast to the rise...Wed Apr 01 1992 16:584
 re: Lorna

 A group of 14 coeds who were in the next condo over from ours during our
vacation on Sanibel. A solid 10 of the 14 were gorgeous. Definite eye candy...
764.205DELNI::STHILAIRElet your soul &amp; spirit flyWed Apr 01 1992 17:545
    re .204, oh, I see.  I hope the wife had somebody to check out, too!
    :-)
    
    Lorna
    
764.206"It's whats up front that counts"LMOADM::FRECHETTEFri Apr 03 1992 16:351
    Chesty Morgan
764.207WAHOO::LEVESQUECast to the rise...Fri Apr 03 1992 16:381
 You sure they aren't trailing behind at this point? She's no spring chicken.
764.208IAMOK::MITCHELLdespite dirty deals despicableFri Apr 03 1992 17:028
> You sure they aren't trailing behind at this point? She's no spring chicken.

	maybe she had a lift_kit inserted to make them
	more...errr...springy !


	kits
764.209HEYYOU::ZARLENGAFREEZE! ...drop the duck.Fri Apr 03 1992 23:261
    They gotta look like sacks of doorknobs by now.
764.210EITHER ONENQOPS::DOHERTYTue Apr 07 1992 17:022
    HOT ROD STEWART !!!!   OR   ROBERT DENIRO !!
    
764.211Yes!PARITY::DDAVISLong-cool woman in a black dressTue Apr 07 1992 17:192
    
    	Nick Nolte!
764.212French singerMILKWY::ZARLENGADave, drop a load on 'em!Tue Apr 07 1992 22:341
    Mitsou.
764.213OTOU01::BUCKLANDQuality is not a problemWed Apr 08 1992 12:325
764.214HEYYOU::ZARLENGAthat was a lucky shot, grammaw!Wed Apr 08 1992 16:411
    She also likes to do her videos in the altogether.
764.215BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerMon Apr 13 1992 01:571
    Sass is out.  Emanuelle Beart is in.
764.216thank you, ESPN :^)MILKWY::ZARLENGAtake cover, Arizona!!Sat Apr 18 1992 02:591
    Gabriella Sabatini!
764.217STARCH::WHALENVague clouds of electrons tunneling through computer circuits anSat Apr 18 1992 10:512
    That was almost a week ago that they showed a brief glimpse of her
    after a match.
764.218might have been a rebroadcastMILKWY::ZARLENGAroad trip!Sat Apr 18 1992 12:141
    They aired her match with Steffi Graff yesterday.
764.219STARCH::WHALENVague clouds of electrons tunneling through computer circuits anSat Apr 18 1992 21:491
    You probably saw more then, as I only saw some highlights.
764.220MILKWY::ZARLENGAyo Grendel, this yer broom?Wed Apr 22 1992 21:204
    Loryn Locklin.
    
    She's the blonde who played Jewel with Jim Belushi and Charles Grodin
    in Taking Care of Business.
764.221RAVEN1::AAGESENis it the first of june yet?Wed Apr 22 1992 23:385
    mike,
    
    how many times are you allowed to change your mind??!?!
    
    ~r
764.222until the time I say ""I do"" ...MILKWY::ZARLENGAhmm, got a blonde about yay high?Thu Apr 23 1992 01:321
    Once per day.  :")
764.223fair enough!RAVEN1::AAGESENis it the first of june yet?Thu Apr 23 1992 12:041
    
764.224BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerThu Apr 23 1992 13:002
    If it's a woman's perogative to change her mind, it's a man's
    perogative to change his woman.
764.225TIMBER::DENISEM disgusted over unNhibited cowsThu Apr 23 1992 13:302
    
    	awfully un-PC of you.
764.226choice for the dayDELNI::STHILAIREon the bright side of the roadThu Apr 23 1992 13:3510
    After seeing the new "One" video, by U2, I'd have to pick Bono!
    
    I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone else look quite as good as he does
    in that video.  He may well be the most attractive man alive today.
    
    Lorna
    
    But, if he's unavailable, I'll still take either Bruce Springsteen or
    Alan Rickman.  :-)
    
764.227she makes Zelma Davis look like chopped liverHEYYOU::ZARLENGAThu Apr 23 1992 16:123
    Speaking o'videos, anyone see the lead singer for Blue Pearl?
    
    !!!
764.228YesssssssssssBAGELS::TCHAMBERSWhat IS with Oprah?Tue May 05 1992 15:081
    um, i'll HAVE rob lowe ANYday   :)))))))))))))))
764.229gotta love that first name of hers :")MILKWY::ZARLENGAdon't eat the big white mintWed May 06 1992 02:051
    Felicia Michaels, the comedienne.
764.230brutus the barber beefcake.....like the name saysSUPER::DENISEshe stiffed me out of $20.!!!Wed May 06 1992 12:281
    
764.231Michael JordanAIMHI::BEASLEYWed May 06 1992 14:324
    Michael Jordan... and the way he sticks out his tongue.. hummm..
    
    and for a now sexless date the Magic Man Johnson
    
764.232...hmmmm...FLYWAY::VERLOOPWed May 13 1992 11:023
    Mark Harmon....................
    
    
764.233a real lookerDELNI::STHILAIREno guru, no method, no teacherWed May 13 1992 14:037
    Aidan Quinn....talk about *blue* eyes!  (my god, they're gorgeous) and
    a great smile.
    
    Just saw him in the movie The Playboys.
    
    Lorna
    
764.234HEYYOU::ZARLENGAwho? ME?Wed May 13 1992 16:135
.232>    Mark Harmon....................
    
    I think he's one of the best looking guys on TV.
    
    Not the I wanna date him, mind you... so let's not start oh-ering ...
764.235BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerWed May 13 1992 16:243
    Who is Mark Harmon?  Isn't Aiden Quinn the guy who played Robert
    DeNiro's brother in The Mission?  Why am I so out of touch?  Why am I
    asking you guys?
764.236DELNI::STHILAIREno guru, no method, no teacherWed May 13 1992 17:3614
    Mark Harmon is the late Ricky Nelson's ex-wife's brother.  Can you
    place him now?  :-)   
    
    Aiden Quinn played Nick in The Handmaid's Tale, and had a role in
    Avalon, and I think he plays Robinson Crusoe in the movie Crusoe, but
    I haven't seen it.  My daughter said he was in Desperately Seeking
    Susan, but I can't remember him in that.  He's in the recent At Play In
    THe Fields of the Lord, too.  I don't know about The Mission.  I didn't
    see it.  But, I think he's absolutely gorgeous.  He has one of the best
    smiles I've ever seen, and I *would* like to date him! :-)  (not Mark
    Harmon, tho...I don't want to date him either, Mike)
    
    Lorna
    
764.237SCHOOL::BOBBITTruthless compassionWed May 13 1992 18:304
    Mark Harmon looks kinda like Don Johnson.
    
    -Jody
    
764.238NITTY::DIERCKSI advocate safe fluffing!Wed May 13 1992 20:086
    
    
    Mark Harmon looks NOTHING like Don Johnson, IMHO.  Mark Harmon is what
    some people call a "pretty boy".  I can understand the "desire".  8-)
    
         GJD  
764.239XSTACY::PATTISONI remember eweThu May 14 1992 18:032
  Flipper.
764.240now if I could only stop laughing ;-) ;-)HEFTY::CHARBONNDMediocrity _is_ achievableThu May 14 1992 18:091
    Elaine Boosler
764.241AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu May 14 1992 18:331
    .239 Why a fish/mammal?
764.242ASDG::GASSAWAYInsert clever personal name hereThu May 14 1992 18:475
    
    Why not?  I"d definitely take an animal over some people I've come in
    contact with over the years.
    
    Lisa
764.243.242AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu May 14 1992 18:551
    True. Animal husbandry is a fascinating subject.....:)
764.244HEYYOU::ZARLENGAwho? ME?Fri May 15 1992 15:599
.235>    Who is Mark Harmon?
    
    He was on St Elsewhere, he was the guy who died of AIDS.
    
    He was in The Presidio as the cop working with Sean Connery, he was
    in Summer School as the summer school teacher, he was in The Prince
    of Bel Air as the pool cleaner ...
    
    Know who he is now?
764.245VMSSPT::NICHOLSit ain't easy; being greenFri May 15 1992 16:177
    He is the police lieutenant(?) on a series (Friday at 9pm?) that also
    has a prosecuting attorney who is deaf (and whose role is played by a
    deaf actress).
    
    Is it Reflections, or Remembrances or something of the sort?
    
    				herb
764.246WAHOO::LEVESQUENot for the squeamishFri May 15 1992 16:221
 Reasonable Doubts. Tuesdays at 10 pm on NBC. When it's on, that is.
764.247VMSSPT::NICHOLSit ain't easy; being greenFri May 15 1992 16:262
    Thnx for info. I now remember that it was on 10p.m. Fridays from Boston
    this fall. 
764.248REGENT::WOODWARDI'll put this moment...hereFri May 15 1992 19:051
    He's Married to Mindy.  
764.249MILKWY::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, DEC/FXOMon Jun 29 1992 00:331
    En Vogue.  One at a time, of course.
764.250MILKWY::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, DEC/FXOWed Jul 01 1992 02:241
    Halle Berry (Cory in The Last Boy Scout) and ??? in Boomerang.
764.251wowMILKWY::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, DEC/FXOWed Jul 01 1992 22:271
    Carmen Electra.
764.252IAMOK::KELLYThu Jul 02 1992 15:331
    Boy, Mike, you do like to keep busy!
764.253HEYYOU::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, DEC/FXOThu Jul 02 1992 16:341
    An apple a day ...
764.254CALLME::MR_TOPAZThu Jul 02 1992 16:365
       re .253:
       
       Wrong fruit.
       
       --Mr Topaz
764.255MILKWY::ZARLENGAain't my type o'hype, baybehSat Jul 11 1992 01:171
    Lori Petty  (Cadillac Man, Point Break, A League of Their Own).
764.256SUPER::DENISEtwuckin'Mon Jul 13 1992 15:592
    
    	you, Z are terribly fickle.
764.257AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaMon Jul 13 1992 16:503
    .256
    
    Sounds to me like he has likes them all shapes, sizes, and etc.;)
764.258QUARK::LIONELFree advice is worth every centMon Jul 13 1992 17:116
I think it's more that he's unlikely to ever go out with any of them, so the
more he changes his mind, the less he has to think about the others.... :-)

Or maybe Z wants them all at once?

			Steve
764.259AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaMon Jul 13 1992 17:142
    If your right Steve, about Z wanting them all at once. Why don't you 
    tell Z about the 'Two Bull' theorem?
764.260QUARK::LIONELFree advice is worth every centMon Jul 13 1992 18:415
Re: .259

I can't recall that one at the moment - care to do the honors?

		Steve
764.261AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaMon Jul 13 1992 18:557
    Two Bulls, standing on a knowl, over looking a herd of jerseys. A young
    and spry bull says to the older,"Hey! I feel great today! Sun is
    shining, pasture is green. Lets Run down and have sex with one of them
    jerseys." To which the old bull, smiles, and says,"Lets WALK down and
    have sex with all of them."
    
    Taa-Daa!
764.262HEYYOU::ZARLENGAain't my type o'hype, baybehMon Jul 13 1992 21:121
    Did I mention Phoebe Cates yet?
764.263AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaTue Jul 14 1992 16:181
    No, you haven't. Why don't you mention her now?:)
764.264DELNI::STHILAIREFood, Shelter &amp; DiamondsTue Jul 14 1992 18:335
    the lead singer of the Black Crows (Chris Robinson, I think his name
    is)...
    
    Lorna
    
764.265SUPER::DENISEtwuckin'Tue Jul 14 1992 18:548
    
    	too damned skinny, ::STHILAIRE, and temperamental, too.
    
    	the only thing that comes to mind about Z getting those girls
    	all at once would be `do i serve chianti or the house wine with
    	the spaghetti?'
    
    	
764.266DELNI::STHILAIREFood, Shelter &amp; DiamondsTue Jul 14 1992 19:209
    re .266, how do you know he's temperamental?  I thought he seemed like
    a fun person when he was interviewed at that marijuana festival, in
    Atlanta (?), on MTV.  He reminds me of a few of the guys I knew 20 yrs.
    ago.  :-)
    
    Of course, I really want Bono, but my daughter would kill me!
    
    Lorna
    
764.267WMOIS::REINKEthe fire and the rose are oneTue Jul 14 1992 19:285
    Lorna
    
    *I* want Bruce Springstein... :->, or Eric Clapton :-)
    
    Bonnie
764.268DELNI::STHILAIREFood, Shelter &amp; DiamondsTue Jul 14 1992 19:3719
    re .267, well, Bruce Springsteen has been my first choice for years,
    but his new wife Patty looks like the type who would be willing to
    fight for her man.  :-)
    
    Actually, my top 4 (in order) would be:
    
    Springsteen
    Bono
    Alan Rickman
    Tom Petty
    
    I also love Van Morrison, but he's fat and temperamental.  :-)
    
    Lorna
    
    ps - I'm as bad as Mike Z.  I don't know which one of us could
    come up with the longest list!  :-)  (of famous people we'd like to
    date I mean)
    
764.269SUPER::DENISEtwuckin'Tue Jul 14 1992 19:4715
    
    	::STHILAIRE,
    	i read an article in rolling stone about how he's temperamental...
    	and has trouble getting along with his brother....but then, might
    	not be much truth to it. artistic differences is how it was put...
    	tranlated: `they don't get on well'.
    	BTW, saw an excellent rickman film on sunday....called `madly
    	deeply, truly'.
    
    	did i mention i got springsteen tickets for 8/14? 6 rows in from 
    	front stage!
    
    	oh happy day!!!!
    
    	
764.270MILKWY::ZARLENGAain't my type o'hype, baybehWed Jul 15 1992 00:133
    Kim Bassinger.
    
    ps: Lorna, you're worse.  ;')
764.271MILKWY::ZARLENGAmo' money!Wed Jul 29 1992 06:241
    Pia Zadora.
764.272Easy, easy, easy!!NEWOA::HOPKINS_Lset weekend=great/overide=weatherWed Jul 29 1992 08:579
Laura SanGiacoma


phewwwwwwww!!!!!!!

My eyes are steaming up on the inside just thinking about it.


...Lee
764.273w o wMILKWY::ZARLENGAbut it was Saturday nightSun Aug 09 1992 18:021
    Any one of Martin Tupper's recent women.
764.274TENAYA::RAHyou can fold your napkin into a hatMon Aug 10 1992 03:322
    
    it would take a lot to get me to inconvenience myself. 
764.275NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Aug 10 1992 14:214
>    Any one of Martin Tupper's recent women.

I'm sure you can wangle an invitation to a Tupperware party.  Or is this
a different Tupper?
764.276HEYYOU::ZARLENGAbut it was Saturday nightMon Aug 10 1992 16:591
    Martin Tupper is the romance novel editor from HBO's Dream On.
764.277HDLITE::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, Alpha P/PEGSat Sep 12 1992 00:551
    Lita Ford.  She wants me.
764.278HDLITE::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, Alpha P/PEGSun Sep 13 1992 22:201
    Helen Slater.  Anyone see the new Dream On?   ... wow.
764.279BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerMon Sep 14 1992 03:056
764.280HDLITE::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, Alpha P/PEGSat Sep 19 1992 02:123
    The woman who played Lou in Doc Hollywood.
    
    Especially during the skinny dipping scene ...   [GULP!]
764.281HDLITE::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, Alpha P/PEGMon Sep 21 1992 04:141
    The In Living Color Fly Girls.
764.282BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerMon Sep 21 1992 13:253
    Who?  "Fly Girls"?  Is that "Fly" as in insect as in David Cronenberg
    transmorgified mutant humanoids?  Or "Fly" as in the zipper in your
    pants.
764.283HDLITE::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, Alpha P/PEGMon Sep 21 1992 15:471
    Fly as in ... "Mmm-hmmm... that girl is FLY!"
764.284:-)DELNI::STHILAIREFood, Shelter &amp; RhinestonesMon Sep 21 1992 16:546
    re .283, Mike, you're worse than me.  I haven't thought of anybody new
    in quite awhile.  (Of course, that doesn't mean I haven't been
    thinking...I still want Chris Robinson's skinny little body)
    
    Lorna
    
764.285HDLITE::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, Alpha P/PEGTue Sep 22 1992 23:393
    re:.284
    
    I'll take that as a compliment.  ;')
764.286new fantasy material for you :-)DELNI::STHILAIREFood, Shelter &amp; RhinestonesWed Sep 23 1992 20:047
    re .285, how about Bridget Fonda in Single White Female, or Sarah
    Jessica Parker in Honeymoon In Vegas.  Saw both those movies recently
    and found myself thinking - "I wouldn't mind looking like that!" and,
    "If I were a guy I'd sure think they look good!"
    
    Lorna
    
764.287HDLITE::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, Alpha P/PEGThu Sep 24 1992 02:575
    BF just doesn't do anything for me, but I did find SJP very VEry
    VERY cute as the spaceshot in LA Story ... (haven't seen her new
    movie yet).
    
    Am I supposed to pick out guys for you, now?   ;')
764.288BUSY::MANDILELow pay, long hours, NO chance for advancementMon Sep 28 1992 13:594
    Mel Gibson, Billy Ray, Sam Elliott and Fabio....not necessarily
    in that order! (8
    
    
764.289IAMOK::KELLYMon Sep 28 1992 14:204
    the two male stars (the "white" indian and the man who played the 
    real indian son) in the movie, "THe Last of the Moheicans" SP?
    
    Christine
764.290one of my favoritesDELNI::STHILAIREFood, Shelter &amp; DiamondsMon Sep 28 1992 18:377
    re .289, Daniel Day-Lewis is the "white indian" and he's at the top of
    my woof list in Womannotes.  I've had the hots for him since he was in
    My Beautiful Laundrette a few years ago.  Looks like he's about to be
    discovered by the world!
    
    Lorna
    
764.291DELNI::STHILAIREFood, Shelter &amp; DiamondsMon Sep 28 1992 18:396
    re .290, well, he was discovered by the world, for his acting ability,
    two yrs. ago when he got the academy award for My Left Foot, but it was
    difficult to realize what a hunk he is from that role!  :-)
    
    Lorna
    
764.292IAMOK::KELLYTue Sep 29 1992 11:135
    Lorna,
    
    I wouldn't mind discovering some of his non-acting talents! :) :) :)
    
    Christine
764.293BRADOR::HATASHITAHard wear engineerTue Sep 29 1992 12:3610
    I have a friend who is an actress who raved about Daniel Day-Lewis back
    when she appeared with him in a play in London (I think it was London). 
    I could tell she was in love with him from the way she went on.
    
    I went to see "Laundrette" with her when it first hit the theatres and
    she was so shocked to see the object of all her sexual fantasies
    portaying a homosexual that she wouldn't stop talking about it.  It was
    like a betrayal to her.
    
    I liked him in Room With A View.
764.294what a hunkDELNI::STHILAIREFood, Shelter &amp; DiamondsTue Sep 29 1992 14:1115
    re .293, But, in A Room With A View he wasn't much more attractive than
    he was in My Left Foot!  :-)  I was shocked when I first realized that
    Cecil in A Room With A View was the same person who played the gorgeous
    gay guy in My Beautiful Laundrette!!  He really *is* a fantastic actor.
    
    And, his father was the poet laureate of England - C. Day-Lewis, so you
    just know he also has to be extremely intelligent.  I find that so
    impressive - that his father was a famous poet!  :-)  That's the type
    of thing that impresses me.  :-)
    
    re Christine, me too.  I'd also like to discover his non-acting
    talents. :-)
    
    Lorna
    
764.295More for Daniel Day ..CSC32::A_PARRACOThe Sahara of Snow Sat Oct 03 1992 16:398
    
    I'm a male-type, but my wife loved him (DDL) in:
    
    The Unbearable Lightness of Being
    
    Great film.
    
    - acp
764.296DSSDEV::BENNISONVick Bennison 381-2156 ZKO2-2/O23Sat Oct 03 1992 17:454
    Re:  The Unbearable Lightness of Being
    
    Good movie.  Great book.  
    					- Vick
764.297HDLITE::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, Alpha P/PEGSun Oct 04 1992 17:141
    Heather Locklear and Rosie Perez.
764.298HDLITE::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, Alpha P/PEGThu Oct 08 1992 01:241
    MTV's Duff.
764.299RobertoPENUTS::DDESMAISONSThu Oct 08 1992 14:384
	DeNiro, in a heartbeat.


764.300WAHOO::LEVESQUEThis is just a passing phaseFri Oct 09 1992 10:461
 The blonde I saw at the gas station this am. Yikes!
764.301AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Oct 09 1992 12:0210
    How about bring up the rear of 18 women tenspeeding! Look up over the
    handle bars and all you can see as far as you can is Buns of Steel
    pumping. And the smell of perfume. I done died and gone to heaven! 
    
    You say 'Rauh! You loon, in your dreams!' I say, it happened last
    summer in Newport R.I.!
    
    Wishing for a speedy return to summer and to return again, 
    
    George
764.302real fem bikers don't need perfumeNOVA::FISHERRdb/VMS DinosaurFri Oct 09 1992 12:568
    WHAT PERFUME!
    
    Ain't lycra great?
    
    Don't let the secret out though.  The yoyo's 'll start biking
    then it'll get dangerous.
    
    ed
764.303Buns of Steel!AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Oct 09 1992 14:007
    SSShhhhh! Mums the word! ";^) I'll tell yha! I done died and gone to heaven!
    Very muscular buns, peddeling down the road in a row, and colums of
    light cast upon their buns/bodies as we passed under trees. And when
    one asked me for my phone number I fell out off my seat! I done died
    and gone to Heaven! :)
    
      
764.304so did she call?DELNI::STHILAIREFood, Shelter &amp; DiamondsFri Oct 09 1992 14:3510
    re .303, one of them asked you for your phone number?  Really?  Is that
    common with bikers?  As they ride by one another, they call out - Hey,
    what's your number?  And they pass the number on a piece of paper, from
    one bike to the other?  :-)  
    
    How do you squeeze buns of steel?  It seems like they might look nice,
    but be tough to get a grip on.
    
    Lorna
    
764.305AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Oct 09 1992 14:5922
    Lorna,

    Perhaps with the ones with the motor between their buns, not the ones
    with the 10 speeds and a crank.:) 

    How do you squeeze the buns of steel? I don't know. I was definitely
    assured of one thing if I touched one without her permission. I would:

    1. Get slapped
    2. Go to jail for giving the squeeze.
    3. Be impaled with bike spokes by the other 17 women.
    4. Be part of the landscape with my bike as a tombstone.
    5. Be suduced by all 18? (definately a dream, but reality does have
       its awakenings of,"Not in this life with my face!":^)
    
    But then again. How do porkey-pines make love? Carefully! And being a 
    man who lifts weights, I guess it would be like the little woodland 
    critters.:)
    
    With Much Humor and witt
    
    Geo
764.306NOVA::FISHERRdb/VMS DinosaurMon Oct 12 1992 12:535
    falling off your seat is definitely uncool.
    
    there's merit in lycra clad "buns of steel"
    
    ed
764.307AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaMon Oct 12 1992 14:018
764.308Cyclists everywhereCOMET::COSTAMy name? E.M. Shorts, buddy.Mon Oct 12 1992 16:249
    
     Ya should come out to Colo Spgs sometime. We have Olympic cylcists
    peddling all over town in groups of 30-40. Men and women both partake
    and it makes for quite an expanse of spandex. Of course, most of these
    gits are so arrogant you would be lucky to even get snubbed, much less
    spoken to.
    
    TC
     
764.309Yup, Springs is nice for riding.NOVA::FISHERRdb/VMS DinosaurTue Oct 13 1992 09:589
    Yup, I was in CS riding once, I happened to meet, ride, and converse with
    the woman who won the silver in the World Championships a week later.
    She apologized for taking off on sprints a couple of times.
    
    It made my day two days later when we met again, she rode up from
    behind and said "Well, we meet again" as she blew by me down the hill
    from Divide.
    
    ed
764.310DELNI::STHILAIREwhat i need is a remedyTue Oct 13 1992 14:519
    I don't think there's anything the least bit sexy about bicycle riding,
    or those weird outfits.  Oh, well.  Each to their own fantasy!  :-)
    
    Lorna
    
    PS - I still want Chris Robinson. :-)
         I can stay faithful to a fantasy for years, unlike Mike Z,
         who ruthlessly picks a new one almost everyday.  :)
    
764.311AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaTue Oct 13 1992 15:3510
    Guess you don't ride much eha Lorna?:^) You should try it. 
    
    1. Fast cars,
    2. Fast bods
    3. Fast guns
    4. Fast planes
    5. Fast money
    6. Fast lane
    
    Fast fantasy's!
764.312take time to smell the roses, etc.DELNI::STHILAIREwhat i need is a remedyTue Oct 13 1992 16:314
    I like to relax.  :-)  
    
    Lorna
    
764.313or, gasp, "playing golf"NOVA::FISHERRdb/VMS DinosaurTue Oct 13 1992 17:208
    Yes, to each his own.  Some of us have spent all day, everyday on a
    bike for weeks, and found it to be very relaxing. Occassionally it's
    also physically exhausting but it's mentally refreshing.
    
    What I cannot understand is how someone could spend days lying on a
    beach towel or lounge chair.
    
    ed
764.314how antique shows & art museums?DELNI::STHILAIREwhat i need is a remedyTue Oct 13 1992 19:558
    re .313, just because somebody isn't riding a bicycle doesn't mean they
    are spending weeks lying in a lounge chair.  Those aren't the only two
    choices in the world.  I enjoy doing a variety of things in my spare
    time.  When I said I like to relax I was just trying to come up with a
    flip answer for George.
    
    Lorna
    
764.315from Flying BlindHDLITE::ZARLENGAMichael Zarlenga, Alpha P/PEGFri Jan 01 1993 19:401
    Tea Leoni.
764.316MORO::BEELER_JEJohnny Paycheck time ...Fri Jan 01 1993 22:115
    Katharine Hepburn ... 
    
    	or
    
    Dolly Parton
764.317I gotta get outta this place!COMET::BRONCO::TANGUYArmchair Rocket ScientistSat Jan 23 1993 03:3915
		Amanda Donohoe

		     or

     the head cheerleader for the Denver Nuggets
	  (she makes the games bearable!)

		     or

	Sexy Suzy wants her all day (what?!?)

		     or

	      Michelle Pfeiffer
	       (she needs me)
764.318Who's counting?MORO::BEELER_JEOnly 1,459 days 'till he's goneSat Jan 23 1993 04:363
    What are you .. consious of numbers .. why not take all three?
    
    Bubba
764.319COMET::BRONCO::TANGUYArmchair Rocket ScientistSat Jan 23 1993 06:045
I'll need a raise first.  I don't get paid enough to work this late!!!!

If you call this babysitting the mfg. process "work."

G'night!
764.320I mean NOW!!COMET::POSHUSTAMonday morning Rocket ScientistSun Jan 24 1993 05:316
    
    
    	JT. Get back to work NOW!!
    
    						Kelly