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Title:Topics Pertaining to Men
Notice:Archived V1 - Current file is QUARK::MENNOTES
Moderator:QUARK::LIONEL
Created:Fri Nov 07 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 26 1993
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:867
Total number of notes:32923

197.0. "Football is Dumb" by XCELR8::POLLITZ () Mon Dec 14 1987 03:13

        Football. Of all the sports one can play or watch, surely football
    is the dumbest. The game involves 2 opposing teams that put 11 players
    each on the field. The players wear helmets and pads. They're usually
    strong and large. The goal is to move a football into the opponents
    end zone ( much to their embarrassment ). Or to boot it thru some
    posts. In the end, one team 'wins'.
       The sport involves fierce collisions on every play. Often a 250
    lb defender will run full steam at a ball carrier with the intent
    of 'tackling' that carrier. That stoppage prevents (usually) the
    ball from moving toward the defenders goal-line. 
       Injuries. Clipping, Face masking, blind-side, back, and neck-
    breaking hits are the norm. Every weekend scores of players are
    carried off the field in stretchers. Many limp off, often assisted.
    The intense collisions are constant and have cumulative (medical)
    consequences. What body can brace itself for a crushing blindside
    hit. Lawrence Taylor about to smash into a QB's back. Or a receiver
    jumping up to snare a pass, simultaneously having one defender's
    helmet knock his wind out (ribs), and another slamming the back
    just to make sure. Those receivers don't just 'spring right up'
    after such nice things. A runner going 17mph straight into a
    defender going the same speed only in an opposite direction make
    s for a car crash no? Rather a train wreck.
       Careers ave 5 yrs. The injury rate for teams is astronomical
    and usually serious. The Super Bowl Champ invariably is a team
    that is a survivor, that is luckily avoided serious injury to
    most of the key players. Unlike the other teams. 
       Playing surfaces. Oh, the 'bright idea' of artificial turf!
    Hard as pavement. 'Economical for owners and easier to maintain-
    my! In 90% of Pro Stadiums and many Colleges. The poor players!
    Imagine, diving thru the air 20 ft for a ball, and as a reward
    for the effort, the rock hard pavement says 'hello, come on down!'
    Beneficial for elbows, head, knees, the entire torso! Or landing
    hard on your back. With 6 guys on top for 'good' measure. 
       I ask, what sane 'person' would want any part of such a sad
    sorry spectacle? Why would anyone want to play such a game, much
    less watch it? They used to have a Coloseum in Rome for such
    glorious gladiators. 
       Do 2 or 3 'good' *plays* equal a broken knee, back or neck? 4?
    How many? What kind of foresight/wisdom 'dominates' here? What
    can be said for the 'mentality' of ALL those involved? The collisions/
    fights in hockey ring similar bells. While basketball can be physical,
    it and baseball come clean. 
       What are YOU Thinking about when spending 3+ hrs on wknds/Mon
    nts seeing all this? Chalkboard strategies, waiting for the
    cheerleaders, or being content in a glaze/daze? Might the time
    be better spent? If I may say so, "Quality Time".
       In viewing this 'sport', I'm not talking about a few minutes
    here. Hours upon Hours upon moronic Hours. Surely there are better
    things to DO. Rest and entertainment are one thing. Watching a
    useless, destructive, time wasting 'sport' is another.
       Why not do a little more 'emotional housework' as Shere Hite
    would suggest. Challenge the neighbors to horseshoes, archery,
    a soccer match or some such. Or just learn 'how' to clean the
    frickin toilet. :-). Walk/hike around the neighborhood/woods
    like the Scouts. Perhaps happening upon something always driven
    by, but never really *seen*.
       As Bill Cosby said," Football is dumb." "Man, you tell me that
    you would enjoy carrying a football, and letting a guy rip your
    leg off. No sir, well then it's Dumb. You can't hear one Guy say
    'I enjoy my nose being over here; when it was straight when it was
    a kid.' 'These knees of mine been operated on 8 times, I   (I^)
    love going to the hospital gettin that cartilage moved out'.
       "No, it's a dumb sport, it goes against the grain.(Regarding
    $ ) It is not enough to let Jim Brown run over me every other Sunday.
    It ain't enough to let Gale Sayers drop my jock and everything else
    all over the place, No! "It is not enough to let a 268 lb Lineman
    come downhill on a kickoff and mash me into the Mud."
      "Playing footbal is the only sport where a Guy can Really..break
    your neck - and only get a 15 yd penalty! There are guys down there
    stealin loaf of bread, you get 6 mos, on a football field you bust
    the guy's nose -' 15 yards - unsportsman-like conduct', and THEN
    they put you back to line up in front of the Guy - He's got Another
    shot at ya." 
                           "Football is dumb"
    
    * Main Dinner Shows, 1968
      Bill Cosby Album                                             
                                                      Russ
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197.1HYDRA::LYMANVillage IdiotMon Dec 14 1987 11:506
    
    Re: .-1
    
    	Didn't make the team huh?
    
    	Jake
197.3For a million/year... are you kidding??CASV01::SALOISBEWARE!! The TERMINALATEHER!!Mon Dec 14 1987 15:049
    For the kind of money Vinny Testaverde will make in five years,
    you betcha bottom dollar I'd take the chance! The controlled violence
    in the game is probably its greatest appeal.  Besides, its the big
    bucks that make football so popular.
    
    49ers vs Bears!
    I'll take the 49ers and give 4 pts.
    Money makes the world go round!
    Mean Gene!
197.4JANUARY 31 is too far away!!!FSLENG::HEFFERNTue Dec 15 1987 06:1321
    Aw leave Football alone!  I would think your hostilities would be
    directed first at Hockey.  I mean, when football players get in
    fights (and seriously, with all that padding and protection, what
    can they do to each other?) they are broken up immediately.  Watch
    a fight in hockey.  The referees actually *hold back* fellow teammates
    from breaking up the fight!  And these guys have unprotected faces
    and heads.  And Basketball, clean!  I believe a certain "finger
    biting" episode (and countless other infractions) would blow that
    theory out.  Tell me how your elbow feels when slammed into floor.
    
    Perhaps you don't enjoy it, or some other sports, but calling it's
    viewers "moronic" is hitting a little below the belt.  Perhaps you
    should be penalized!  Why not just go out and rake your yard and
    forget it's even on.
    
    
                                         cj 
    
                                        (for the record, I'm not HEFFERN)
                                           DECXPS::CJACQUES
    
197.5Look behind the scenes...CASV01::SALOISWell, you should see Polythene Pam!Tue Dec 15 1987 11:1616
    .4  Well said.  If you don't like it, DON'T watch it!!
    
    As an aside to football; ever watch it and see those commercials
    for the National Football League Charities?  For a sport that is
    'moronic', its participants sure do devote alot of time and MONEY
    to worthwile charities like the United Way, MS, American Cancer
    Society, Juvenile programs, Drug Abuse programs.  Wonder what would
    happen if that money generated by the NFL for these charities dried
    up?
    
    Again, if you don't like it; don't watch it.  Feel free to try and
    change it if you like.  63,000 people in Candlestick Park last night
    disagreed with you.
    
    FWIW
    
197.6CEODEV::FAULKNERKerryTue Dec 15 1987 14:494
    .4 sez it all.
    if you don't like something ignore it.
    or platitudinously.
    Be a Man about it.
197.7THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAKSALEM::STOBERTue Dec 15 1987 15:1219
    RE.0
       I feel very sorry for you.Open your mind to all the good that
    football has done.Such things as charities,benifits,education,yes
    education!!Football has given out many oppurtunities to our young
    people for it was not for this grand game they would not be able
    to afford an education.Football aslo instills into our young the
    meaning of such things as sportsmanship,competion,etc.
       You have a right to voice your opinion and express it the
    way you wish.But,please do all of us a favor and sit back and 
    get all the facts about the game. These people you call moronic
    play this game for a living.This is there livelyhood.Just the same
    way you earn your living.Has anyone called you a moron for what
    you do.
        Football has alot of faults in it but,it still brings alot
    of enjoyment to both the players and the fans.And my friend we
    are the majority in this issue!!!!!!!!!!
    
                                              A FAN
    
197.8Its' not a sport, its WARPNEUMA::DECAROLISTue Dec 15 1987 15:229
    
    I don't watch because those big strong guys patting each others'
    behind looks queer!
    
    I agree with Cosby.....Football is Dumb, but hey, whatever turns
    you on.
    
    Jeanne
    
197.9be a *thinking* 'man' about 'it'XCELR8::POLLITZTue Dec 15 1987 15:297
    re .4   :-)
    re .5   How's Joe Montana this morning?
    re .6   Speak for yourself. Ignore *all* unlikeables?
            People'd insect on. .0 sez it all.
    
                                                     beep beep,
                                                               Russ
197.10Dumb? sure, and we love em.COLORS::MODICATue Dec 15 1987 16:1610
    You know Russ, almost all sports sound pretty dumb when you break
    em down. You've got basketball where a bunch of men with hormone
    problems wear what looks like underwear while trying to put a ball
    into a hole that barely fits it. Or baseball where 7 of the nine
    people wait for something to happen while two people play catch
    and another tries to stop em. Hockey can be wierd too. As the
    saying goes, every now and then, while at a brawl, the strangest
    thing happens; a hockey game breaks out.   
    
    
197.12COLORS::MODICATue Dec 15 1987 17:053
    Actuall the game probably does give fans something; an indirect
    outlet for pent up anxieties and a psuedo-release for violence.
    Hmmmm, almost sounds like noting doesn't it?
197.13GENRAL::SURVILd|o|g|i|t|a|lTue Dec 15 1987 22:025
    
    	Sounds like someone might wanna lend .0 a dime for the tampoon
    machine. |^)
    
    
197.14fan's and their tampoonsXCELR8::POLLITZTue Dec 15 1987 22:205
    re .12    yes, rather a bit like these gentle rational seas we
              so caringly caress .....
    
    re. 13    Football's not the only 'thing' that is 'Dumb'.
              Open wide so I can shove a bunch of u... ones in.
197.15Comments and a suggestion or two...MTBLUE::ROBBINS_GARYWed Dec 16 1987 05:1830
    While I'm not a big sportsfan, I do enjoy football.  I'd like to
    address a few points brought up here.  
    
    Injuries - All sports that are played with passion and spirit will
    result in injuries.  Just like work, when you pull out all the stops
    and "go for it", something suffers.  With DEC folks it may be spare
    time, family, or relationships that suffer for an employee's all
    out effort for top performance.  In sports, the injuries are physical.
    BTW - Not all players are prone to injury.  Look at Walter Payton.
    The guy has played for 10+ yrs without missing a game.
    
    Intelligence of game/players - Football is a game of strategy as
    well as brute force.  The timing and execution of some of the plays
    are pure poetry...as well planned, practiced, and executed as a
    ballet.
    
    Violence - Through the years there have been equipment and rule
    changes to protect the players from injury...unfortunatly there
    are players that hit harder than before because the protective
    equipment has been improved.  But I've seen some god-awful hits
    that players ahve taken and they just get up and walk away from
    with no noticable effects.  I think it was the coach of the Eagles
    that said "Football is like a war without guns."  I think that's
    probably true.  In a game that involves physical contact there is
    bound to be some physical injury.
    
    Re: .13 & .14 - Let's grow up here guys and have an adult conversation.
    
    RE: Speaking out against a sport for it's dumbness and violence;
        Why not spend your energy working against professional boxing?
197.16A view from across the pondRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Dec 16 1987 14:2726
        Just to stir things up a bit :-)

        The Football you refer to is only one of many different sports
        all called football.  In England football is Association Football,
        in Wales it is more often Rugby Union Football, in Australia it
        is Australian Rules Football, in parts of Ireland it is Gaelic
        Football.  There is also Rugby League Football and several other
        variations.  Most of them have more to do with "foot to ball"
        contact than American football.  Several codes are, at least to
        the casual spectator, at least as violent (and no other code's
        player wear the amount of protection that American footballers
        do) *but* all these sportsmen know the risks of injury and most
        know how to avoid frequent injury.  Of course injuries happen,
        but injuries happen all the time anyway; people trip over things,
        burn themselves, cut themselves, etc., so why avoid playing a
        sport because it might hurt you a bit sometimes ? If that's the
        way you react to the risk of injury, wrap yourself in cotton
        wool and stay in bed.

        I have played football (Assciation and Rugby Union) without any
        great skill (oh, all right, without *any* skill :-) and managed
        to avoid serious injury without even trying.  Head for head,
        more people get seriously hurt in the home than on the sports
        field.  (I haven't got the statistics, but I've certainly heard
        them.)  Risking injury for a little pleasure is not stupid.
197.17Football violenceINFACT::VALENZANumber 12 Looks Just Like YouWed Dec 16 1987 20:5738
    The padding that U.S. football players wear has evolved over the years
    as a result of the kinds of injuries that players have suffered. On the
    other hand, wearing so much protection probably does inspire a player
    to take more risks.  In any case, I don't think that American football
    players are somehow more ignorant of how to avoid injuries than the
    players of the corresponding versions of football in other countries.
    I suspect that there are some inherent features of American football
    rules that increase the likelihood of injury, despite the fact that it
    may not appear any more 'violent' to the casual spectator than other,
    similar sports.
    
    Historically, injuries have always been a part of the game.  I am not
    real sure about this, but I believe that the infamous 'flying wedge',
    which was banned a long time ago, involved having a ball carrier follow
    a group of blockers whose arms were linked together somehow. The
    defensive players had to crash through this, and of course broken arms
    were very common.  Perhaps someone who is up on football history knows
    more about this than I do. 
    
    In the early 1900's, the game was extremely brutal.  Apparently, or so
    the tale goes, when President Theodore Roosevelt saw a picture of a
    player being carried off the field, bloody, he threatened to ban the
    game unless something was done about it.  One resulting rule change was
    the forward pass, which is one of the most exciting innovations of
    American football.
    
    Compared to the game of those days, modern football seems pretty
    tame.  People do get hurt, and, because of the nature of the game,
    are more likely to get hurt than in other sports, such as baseball
    or basketball.  But people also do get hurt in those other sports.
    It is not the purpose of any of these sports, football included,
    to hurt people; injuries are an unfortunate side effect.  Of course,
    football has its dirty players, but so do other sports.
    
    Life would not be much fun if there were no "dumb", "moronic" things
    for us to enjoy.
    
    -- Mike
197.18OK, *I'll* Grow UpXCELR8::POLLITZThu Dec 17 1987 13:0919
        Define:  a) What is Sport
                 b) Benevolent Sports
                 c) Malevolent Sports
                 d) Artistic motion; ie 'Pure Poetry' and 'Ballet'
                 e) Injury Risks in Various Sports
                 f) Referees and Responsibilities
                 g) Game Rules and Reasons For Them.
                 h) Emotional Housework
                 i) Quality Time
    
    re .15  I'll answer you this weekend. (too long here)
    re .16 >.. More people get seriously hurt in the home than on 
            the sports field.."  See h, i, above.
    re .17 > It is not the purpose of any of these sports,.. to hurt
             people. Hockey ref's let the players duke it out. Why?
             See c, g .  The fewer 'dumb', 'moronic' things to deal
             with in Life, the better.
    
                                                      Russ
197.20A calculated riskRDGE00::EARLYEvery day should be SummerThu Dec 17 1987 15:0217
    I enjoy watching American Football on Sunday and Tuesday which is
    shown over here.  (I also realise that basically what we are seeing
    are the highlights of the game,the programmes are just over 1 hr
    long).  Although there are risks, it is my belief that the player
    is fully aware of both the best and worst cases and is prepared
    to take that gamble.            
    
    Recently I watched a programme on TV which gave graphic
    accounts of injuries sustained, and interviewed some top ex players,
    showing how their lives had been affected.  Although it was very
    sad to see this does not spoil my pleasure.  (I believe it is a
    calculated risk which is accepted along with the contract).
    
    (from a relatively new fan who likes watching the best bits)
                                   
    
    
197.21re read .17XCELR8::POLLITZThu Dec 17 1987 18:078
    re .19  In your opinion, are the Sports Football, Hockey, and Boxing
            Smart or less smart?
            
            I think most people know the driving points of this discussion.
            And would get involved if they felt a more rational discussion
            would take place. So let's talk.
    
                                                       Russ
197.2240 More days to Superbowl!!!!FSLENG::HEFFERNMon Dec 21 1987 03:1813
    Well, I just spent another great Sunday watching football.
    
    Three games today!! Starting at 1:00 p.m. and going till almost
    midnight tonight.  Wasted time? Not with the way I enjoyed it.
    Am I moronic? Hardly!  Have I release any pent up frustrations?
    uh, don't really think so!  Not too much in this topic has swayed
    me yet.  Can't wait till tomorrow night for Monday night football.
    
    I think we're all just beating a dead horse.  Hey! Maybe grounds
    that's grounds for a new sport! :-)
    
                                        cj
    
197.23RANCHO::HOLTPrismatic OutlookMon Dec 21 1987 04:453
    
    I'd rather they cover the Tchaikovsky Competition with
    half as much zeal as they do the Superbowl..
197.24I doubt it........CASV02::SALOISWell, you should see Polythene Pam!Mon Dec 21 1987 15:295
    .23  Never happen!
    
    
    Tchaikovsky doesn't endorse any products!! Where's the advertising?
    8*)
197.25That's EntertainmentFDCV03::ROSSMon Dec 21 1987 16:5715
    RE: *
    
    And for *REAL* excitement, I hope all you folks caught the instant
    TV replays of the latest World Chess Championship matches in Seville,
    Spain.
    
    Now, when I saw Karpov (I think; it's one of those Russian names
    ending in "ov") scooping up his opponent's chess pieces in a frenzy
    of blind rage, it brought tears to my eyes - and many, many yawns
    to my mouth. (Damn it, there's those flies again. :-)).
    
      Alan
    
    
    
197.26MOSAIC::MODICAMon Dec 21 1987 17:466
    RE: .25	Great! Had me in stitches......
    
    		I did tape all 6 buzillion matches though so if you'd
    		like to see em again, in slo-motion, let me know.
    		Tonite though, I'm gonna watch the amarica cup races
    		again, damn, what excitement!
197.27My Mom likes it too!MIST::WOLFFHECK ON WHEELS.....Mon Dec 21 1987 19:4631
    RE: .0
    
    On the outside, football may seem to be a foolhardy, useless parody
    of the human condition. On deeper inspection ,however, one can see
    all of the characteristics of one of mans' oldest and most practiced
    passtimes...................WAR!
    
    Think about it, everything is involved in football that occurs during
    the course of an altercation between two waring nations: (with the
    obvious exception of loss of life..)
       Defense
       Offense
       Strategy
       Injuries
       
    For as long as man has been around, he has taken joy in using his
    mind and body to somehow conquer his enemy; and will continue to
    do so for eternity. 
    
    I for one get a kick out of following the teams and key players
    in an attempt to predict what will happen when two particular teams
    meet. Football is a very deep and complex sport with many variables
    and intangibles intermixed with human athletic ability (and
    disability!)
    
    Recently, however, football has gotten a little too commercial.
    It is outrageous to think the Budweiser can sponsor a kickoff!!
    
    Here's to football!   GO SEAHAWKS!!!
    
    Dan
197.28Yer jest fartin' in the wind.COMET::BRUNOBeware the Night Writer!Tue Dec 22 1987 01:2210
    
         Well, this topic is printed proof that some noters will attack
    anything that is popular and enjoyable.  Seems comparable to the
    Bill Cosby attacker in soapbox.  Luckily, these things, like a bad
    burrito, will pass, in time.
    
         Meanwhile, HANG IN THERE, BRONCOS!
    
                                  Greg
    
197.30Fare thee well, Pats...next year ?FSLENG::HEFFERNMon Dec 28 1987 06:4417
    Well, I wonder how dumb the players who's teams are making it
    into the play-offs are feeling today!
    
    Congrats to such teams as New Orleans (I think it was them,
    anyways) that have clinched play-off spots for the first
    time.  How proud those morons must be feeling, eh? 
    
    And the Colts, haven't been here in ten years!  Oh, but it
    is only physical achievement, eh?  
    
    And here I am, blowing away another Sunday on football (and
    Saturday as a bonus this week! :-) )  I suppose I will get
    to my housework sometime before the seasons over, maybe 
    those weekends I have to wait till the Superbowl.
    
                                      cj  *->
    
197.31round up them broncosXCELR8::POLLITZTue Dec 29 1987 00:2418
    RE .25  Championship Chess beats American dumbol ANY DAY. Those
            2 players are much sharper than any football player alive.
            Also, chess is a game/sport of true skill. I've beaten my
            share of Masters and drew Spassky once. Let's play at the
            next party. I'll drink Russian Vodka while I'm blindfolded.
            :-)
    RE .26  Got chess FEVER. Now GIVE ME THAT TAPE!!
       .27  Point Spreads are too comercial. Great moral builder for
            kids of all ages. Funny, can always get line to within a
            point. Hard game to figure. :-)
       .28  I hope Denver's opponents MASH them into the mud - er I
            mean SNOW. Maybe Bronco Billy can dig em out. Maybe I'll
            drop by - never know who I might run into. :-)
       .29  .18 shows I do care. IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION - 
            a) INJURIES   b) WASTED WEEKENDS   c) NEGLECTED SO's.
       .30  Who's your SO b...... away this weekend? :-)
    Next -
    
197.32We can play chess at halftime.COMET::BRUNOBeware the Night Writer!Tue Dec 29 1987 01:326
    
         Broncos win another one, Russ.  I smell another SuperBowl!
    I got the tickets, you wanna join me?
    
                                   Greg
    
197.33Denver bound!XCELR8::POLLITZTue Dec 29 1987 11:068
    RE .32   Yes, of course! Wouldn't miss it for anything, and I
             mean ANYTHING in the whole wide World! I'll glance at 
             the 'other game' :-)  every once in a while in between
             chess and cheerleader moves. BTW, how DO they keep those
             mid-west farmers daughters warm both day & night?
    
                                                 ex Patriot fan,
                                                                Russ
197.34CASV02::AUSTINTue Dec 29 1987 16:097
    RE: .13
   
    Gee, now thats class...
    
    T
    
        
197.35GENRAL::SURVILd|o|g|i|t|a|lTue Dec 29 1987 20:412
    
    	Denver has no cheerleaders...|^(
197.36Does he or doesn't he?FSLENG::HEFFERNWed Dec 30 1987 05:1016
    re .18,.31.33
    You know, I find it very hard to follow whether you like the sport
    or not.  I gather the cheerleaders are the high point of the game
    for you.  As for your "comment" concerning who my SO is b.... this
    weekend (pretty crass if you ask me, but I'll address it), there
    are half-time activities that don't include listening to announcers
    talk football ;-)
    
    re.34
    
    I find it particularly surprising that that note wasn't jumped all
    over by the women, really pretty sexist if you ask me, but don't
    ask.
    
                                        cj
    
197.37COMET::BRUNOBeware the Night Writer!Wed Dec 30 1987 07:038
    Re: .33
    
         Now, Russ, you KNOW we aint considered MIDWEST by any civilized
    nations.  As fer keepin' farmers daughters warm, I wouldn't know.
    You see, ahm a city feller, myself.
    
                                       Greg
    
197.382 sides to a coinXCELR8::POLLITZWed Dec 30 1987 12:3313
    re .36   I can be serious. The topic has a humorous side. I address
             serious notes seriously (usually), and less serious ones
             less so. Let's deal with .18 if you want my best. 
             Personally, I prefer a 3 hour *interest* with SO's than
             a 'half-time' one. But to each his own. 1/2 smiley.
    
    re .37   ( advisory: abstract statement #2 for those ....)
             Greg, in a way you KNOW that I'd rather some MIDWEST
             farmer's daughter's be IN the MIDEAST (ie over THERE)
             than smack in the middle over HERE. But alas ... :-) .
             Good luck to Elway & Company.
    
                                                         Russ
197.39COMET::BRUNOBeware the Night Writer!Wed Dec 30 1987 22:497
    
    Re: .38
    
         It isn't luck.  Russ.
    
               Greg
    
197.40Lucky ManXCELR8::POLLITZThu Dec 31 1987 00:214
    RE .39   When all is said and done Greg, I think we'll be able
             to say, " How very lucky I really am."
    
                                                        Russ
197.41Counting down...20 daysFSLENG::HEFFERNMon Jan 11 1988 02:504
    Washington vs Denver?
    
              cj
    
197.42COMET1::AIKALALamborghini Countach under Iacocca.Mon Jan 11 1988 08:485
    Re: .41
    
    Yeah, okay, fine with me.
    
    Sherm_in_Colorado_kinda_nervous_about Cleveland.
197.43watch out behind you!XCELR8::POLLITZMon Jan 11 1988 10:263
    re .41-2   well.... maybe Washington :-)   
              
    Russ_in_frozen_Mass_more_nervous_about_Mr_Heisman_than_Stupor_final_:-)
197.45Viking feverXCELR8::POLLITZMon Jan 11 1988 14:485
    re .44      Minnesota 19   Denver 16
    
                Is .18 a thing of the past?
    
                                                      Russ
197.46CEODEV::FAULKNERGOD, drives a camaro.Mon Jan 11 1988 20:415
    forgive me if I am wrong but.......
    Is not the base note about how domb football is 
    now being discussed by the writer of that note.
    
    feet planted firmly on both sides of the fence ?
197.47COMET::AIKALALamborghini Countach under Iacocca.Tue Jan 12 1988 06:0311
     re: .43, .44
    
    No, no, no.....I was referring to next weeks game in Denver.  We're
    taking on Cleveland.  They're blocking our view of the superbowl.
    I say hit 'em right between the 8 and 10 spot.  Watch 'em all
    fall down.
    
    P.s.  Football ain't dumb.  ;^}
    
    Sherman
    
197.48wishy-washy....FSLENG::HEFFERNTue Jan 12 1988 07:2515
    re. 46
    
    I agree Kerry, methinks the author's loyalty has runamuck.
    
    First he cuts the sport to shreds, then (re.31) wants to see
    Denver "MASHED"  (such emotion from a non-fan!), can't wait
    to go to the Superbowl (re.33) (ok, so maybe he's hot for
    cheerleaders....), then is placing his bet in .45.
    
    Shall we change the name of this topic?  Seems a little
    inappropriate at this point when even the author has gotten
    the "Superbowl Fever".
    
                                    cj
    
197.49housecleaning IS betterXCELR8::POLLITZTue Jan 12 1988 16:4116
            Some replies ARE Dumber than others.....
    
    re .46  You are forgiven. And you are forgiven. Football is
            DUMB. I said it in the beginning (.0), the middle (.18),
            and at this end (.49).  Tackle that. 
    
    re .48  Some Conf's allow for *some* humor. And I thank my stars
            for this one. :-).  I may think football is dumb, but I
            don't hate it. Not the players anyway. I mean who could
            dislike a Heisman trophy winner who runs 50 yds after a
            play's done & tackles a player blindside (back). No way.
              BTW; what reward does a guy get if he cleans the house
            good.  :-).
    
                                                       who's next,
                                                                Russ
197.50SFA Rools OKAYOV16::DFLEMINGWed Jan 13 1988 08:5627
    As an American Football fan from across the pond, I enjoy watching
    the game immensely. However for me much of the attraction is comparable
    to that of boxing, which I also enjoy. I think most people (many
    won't admit it) love to watch other people knocking lumps out of
    one another, and for this American football fits the bill.

        The game has a much higher danger factor than most. Physical games are
    common, most team games include some sort of physical contact, but
    American Football is VIOLENT, and very dangerous. 90% of the game
    consists of physical contact verging on violence often resulting
    in injury. As an active soccer football player I really don't see
    how the risk of injury is comparable. Physical violence in this
    game is not encouraged and offenders are severely punished. This
    applies for most other team sports also.

        I don't think the fans are morons, their only following human instinct
    after all. On the other hand the players must be dumb. Appart from
    the physical abuse they obviously take, the game itself must be
    very boring for some. I mean some guys have the job of repeatedly
    running into the player in front of them and tackling him, and thats
    it for them. For anyone to enjoy that it must take a single figure
    iq. 
                                       
    
    					-Dave.
    
                                               
197.51RANCHO::HOLTUnited - the US answer to Aeroflot..!Fri Jan 15 1988 07:118
    
    Football hearkens back to our tribal gatherings under our
    respective totems ... the roar of the crowd suggests the
    masses attending a human sacrifice. But, I suppose it beats
    throwing Christians to lions...
    
    Sounds like the Minnesota - 49ers game ... ?
    
197.52Basketball is dumberSCOMAN::OTENTIMon Jan 18 1988 01:5424
    I think football is the *best* sport to watch. The overall talent level of
    the players is astonishing to watch and the officiating is the *BEST*, bar
    none, of any professional sport. I'm constantly amazed at how good those
    receivers are at 'getting both feet in' and how often the refs make the
    right call. When you consider the speed of the palyers it's amazing the
    refs can consistantly make the correct call when it comes down to a matter
    of inches.
    
    Baseball --- *WORST* officiating of all, they miss the close call more
		 often than they make it (detracts from the game). A good
		 sport to watch on a lazy Saturday afternoon when you need a
		 nap before going out Saturday night.
    
    Basketball --A truly dumb sport, too many whistles for too many unseen
		 infractions. Game has no flow (from a spectator standpoint).
		 It'll never come close to outpulling Football and Baseball.
		 Rules should be changed so that game is only 2 minutes long
		 since 90%+ of the games are decided in the last 30 seconds.
    
    Hockey ---	 A great game to watch, lots of continuity and action but too
		 much violence. It scares me to think of the values young
		 people get from watching the pros beat each over the head
		 with sticks! Could be a major national sport if they ever
		 come to grips with the violence problem.
197.54a hide is a hideXCELR8::POLLITZMon Jan 18 1988 18:498
    re .53   Sigh. I think I forgot that the Redskins can 'scalp'
             Bronco hides as well as a Vikings' broadsword. 
    
             If Denver wins..... I'll jump off the Mass Ave bridge.
             And you can quote me on that.
    
    ps  and you can all yell-
       "jump, jump, jump." :-)                           Russ
197.55GENRAL::SURVILd|o|g|i|t|a|lMon Jan 18 1988 19:124
    
    	Get your water-tight undies, Pollitz, the skins WILL lose.
    
    	Todd
197.56QUARK::LIONELWe all live in a yellow subroutineMon Jan 18 1988 19:495
    Gentlemen (and ladies) - I would appreciate it (and I'm sure so
    would many others) if this conversation about rivalries between
    football teams was conducted somewhere else other than this
    conference.  Thanks.
    					Steve
197.57GENRAL::SURVILd|o|g|i|t|a|lMon Jan 18 1988 19:555
    
    	Just discussing football ya know. Oh, I get it, only if we think
    football is dumb...
    
    Todd
197.58HIT::GLASERSteve Glaser DTN 237-2586 SHR1-3/E29Mon Jan 18 1988 20:4226
    re: 197.54
    
    Somewhat off the immediate subject....
    
    It's comments like that one (... the Redskins can 'scalp'...) that get
    the Native Americans upset about using Indians, Redskins, Braves, etc.
    as names for sports teams. 
    
    These names tend to perpetuate the stereotype that all American Indians
    are agressive, warlike people.  Not only is this incorrect, but it can
    cause create a self-fulfillng prophecy for the current generation. 
    
    I wonder how many Black bought into the stereotype that "all Blacks are
    shiftless and dumb", how many Gays bought into the sereotype that "all
    Gay Men are promiscuous and effeminite", how many Italian Americans
    bought into the stereotype that "all Italians are crooks", how many
    women bought into the stereotypes that "women can't do math and are
    only good for raising kids".
    
    Note that Stanford Univ changed their team name from the Indians to the
    Cardinals some time ago (1972?).  I heard there was a lawsuit involved,
    but don't know the details.  A number of high schools have changed
    their names, but so far none of the Major League teams have done so.
    It's about time they did something.
    
    Steveg
197.60QUARK::LIONELWe all live in a yellow subroutineMon Jan 18 1988 22:002
    It seems to me a topic more suited for some SPORTS conference...
    				Steve
197.62SCOMAN::OTENTITue Jan 19 1988 02:564
    re .56 .60

    I thought this was MENnote, in my experience men often discuss sporting
    events. Seems like a 'normal' male-type discussion to me.
197.63FSLENG::HEFFERNTue Jan 19 1988 09:4213
    re.53
    
    Well I'll say it then..."I told you so"!!! First year I've been
    right!  
    
    re. -1
    
    Well I'm certainly enjoying this "male-type" conversation, even
    if I am a very female-type person. 
    
                                           cj
                                                  *->
    
197.64Cool your Jets AYOV16::DFLEMINGTue Jan 19 1988 10:3623
    
    HEY COME ON YOU LOT !                                               
    
    The response time when reading this note from Ayr,Scotland is hardly 
    mind blowing. Any chance of saving me some time and continuing this
    rabble in a note of its own.
    It often takes me a couple of minutes to read a whole reply I wish
    you would all make it worth waiting on.
    
    As far as I can see this note was to discuss the "dumbness" or
    otherwise of A. football.
    
    NOT  a voice off for rival supporters of superbowl teams,
    
    NOT  a discussion of suicidal intentions if your team is beaten
    
    and certainly NOT somewhere to constantly discuss what the subject matter
    of the note actually is. Lets end that here and get on with the
    real stuff. Lets see how dumb the superbowl is.
                        
    
    	- yours patiently, 
    			Dayvee 
197.66I'll drink to that !AYOV16::DFLEMINGHe's life Jim, but not as we know it !Tue Jan 19 1988 14:2013
    
    
    RE : .65
    
    HERE HERE !    EVEN DUMBER THAN FOOTBALL PLAYERS.
    
    SORRY ABOUT THE SHORT NOTE FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH A RESPONSE PROBLEM.
    
    
    Yours, 5 hours ahead,
    
    			Dayvee.
    
197.67GENRAL::SURVILd|o|g|i|t|a|lTue Jan 19 1988 16:207
    
    
    	Anyone making over $1 million a year isn't all THAT dumb!
    
    	How much do you make?
    
    	Todd
197.69GENRAL::SURVILd|o|g|i|t|a|lTue Jan 19 1988 21:038
    
    	Although superb, they haven't seen a Elway style offense
    where they're not sure to cover the QB for the pass, run, option,
    scramble, reverse..ect....time will tell.
    
    Todd
    
    Put your money on Denver.
197.70Moon over the RockiesDELNI::FOLEYRebel without a ShrewTue Jan 19 1988 21:375
    RE: put your money on Denver
    
    	I did one time before and lost my pants!  {smirk}
    
    						mike
197.71It's the *fans* who drive me nuts!BSS::BLAZEKDancing with My SelfWed Jan 20 1988 01:069
    	I like Elway and Reeves, but if I hear ONE MORE THING about
    	those stupid "Three Amigos" I'll jump off the bridge along
    	with whoever it was who said he'd jump off if Denver wins.
    
    	Because I can't take another year of Broncomania here in
    	Colorado Springs...
    
    						Carla
    
197.72Money for NothingAYOV11::DFLEMINGDave the RaveWed Jan 20 1988 10:2418
    
    
    RE. 67
    
    Since when was intelligence directly proportional to income...
    
    OK. In some instances that may be true, like with great scientists
    etc. but did you know that the dog (Freeway) in the Hart to Hart
    series earned 1500 pounds an appearence, and what about Ronnie Reagan,
    he's hardly Mensa material.
    
    Am. Football players don't earn that money because they are
    intelligent. They earn it because they have a natural ability for
    the game of football, which follows a risky, short career. The're
    LUCKY they get paid $1 million +, to do something quite so simple.
    
    		- Dave.
    
197.73No brain but I can noteHYDRA::LYMANVillage IdiotWed Jan 20 1988 12:3213
    
    Re: .72
    
    	Why does everone like to put down those people who make a living
    	using their natural abilities or good looks,  rather than just
    	their minds.  You are born with a certain amount of beauty (?),
    	ability, and intelligence, and there is no reason why you shouldn't
    	make the best use of what you've got to get ahead.  Things that
    	don't require intelligence to perform are not necessarily stupid.
    	Sex for instance.
    
    
    	Jake
197.74Maybe they will learn.AYOV11::DFLEMINGDave the RaveWed Jan 20 1988 13:0522
    
    
    Sigh ! 
    
    The eternal argument raises its head once again.
    Are we born dumb, or is it something that we learn...
    Is everyone born a potential Einstein...
    Could I learn to be dumb...
    who cares....
    
    I was'nt calling American footballers stupid. I was merely pointing out
    that the previous noters assumption was mistaken.(i.e. Income is
    proportional to intelligence). Of course we should exploit the
    physical qualities we are attributed with, but the fact remains
    that some professions require greater intelligence than others.
    I PERSONALLY believe that to play a sport which includes a high
    risk of serious injury is not something that is pursued by those
    with higher intelligence. Remember we are talking about sport here
    not necessarily what our chosen career is.
    
    
    		-Dave.
197.75sports has nothing to do with IQANGORA::BUSHEEGeorge BusheeWed Jan 20 1988 15:476
    
    	RE: .74
    
    	 Think again, some of the players of football have high IQ's,
    	law degrees, doctor degrees, etc.  A person that is good in
    	sports isn't always a person with a zero IQ.
197.76College has SOMETHING to do with IQFROST::WHEELMaster Card, Excite Me!Wed Jan 20 1988 16:3323
    
    
    	Re: .74
    
    	    George,
    	      Think about this view point. I agree that "...A person
    	that is good in sports isn't always a person with a zero IQ.",
    	but just how does a football player get into the NFL? First
    	it's by playing football in high school, then by playing college
    	football. If they are lucky enough to be spotted by a scout,
    	they could be picked to play in the NFL. How does someone that
    	has been through high school and college (maybe not completed
    	college) get to where they are with a ZERO IQ???
    
    	Just a thought...
    
    
    	Don't get me wrong. I still love the game.
    
    
    	Dan
    
    	
197.77Or Grampa after a week of constipation?HYDRA::LYMANVillage IdiotWed Jan 20 1988 17:148
    Re: .74
    	>    Sigh ! 

	"Sigh!"????  Isn't that what little kids say when they find
    	out that nobody wants to play with them again today?

    
    	Jake
197.79GENRAL::SURVILd|o|g|i|t|a|lWed Jan 20 1988 19:065
    
    	And when the Skins lose, will you be here as well? Somehow
    I doubt it.
    
    Todd
197.81Anybody wanna play !AYOV11::DFLEMINGThe Sisco KID Rides AgainThu Jan 21 1988 10:1130
    
    
    RE. 55
    
    My idea was that, there were two ways through the American college
    system,
    
    1. You are accepted onto a degree course due to your previous academic
    performance, and your interest in the degree subject.
    
    2. You are gifted at a certain sport, of which the college has an
    interest in, and you need to join a degree course (any course) to
    get into college to further your career in that sport.
    
    I understood the second option does not require the same academic
    qualifications (Relevant intellect).
    
    Correct me if I'm wrong.
    ------------------------
    
    RE. 77  
    
    I thought "Sigh" was an onomatopoeic word often used, by all age
    groups, to express boredom.
    
    Should'nt we be keeping to the point here.
    
    
    	-Dave
    
197.82CALLME::MR_TOPAZThu Jan 21 1988 11:436
       The Burpee's catalog should be arriving any day now.  Lots
       of new varieties of tomatoes this year.
       
       When is do you all plant your lima beans?
       
       --Mr Topaz
197.83A B.A. in Basketball?MSDOA1::CUNNINGHAMThu Jan 21 1988 16:3721
    	I have known a few athletes and I learned something from them.
    There are a lot of people with physical ability.  Knowing how to
    use that ability better than others with simular ability requires
    a lot of hard work and intelligence.  The compitition is so tough
    that the cream of physical and mental ability rises to the top.
    	When I went to college it was perfectly alright to major in
    music, and even specialize in a particular instument.  I had friends
    who majored in art and some who majored in Drama and earned college
    credits acting in school plays.  If these "approved" subjects are
    given so much accreditation, why can't someone go to college and
    major in football or basketball?  Some have argued that there is
    no great need for graduates with these degrees, but so what?  There
    is no great need for Drama and music majors too, but we are allowed
    to study it if we want to.  I feel like colleges need to get off
    their high horse and acknowledge the amount of intellectual as well
    as physical work that goes into being a top notch player.  Then
    maybe professional athletes would get the credit for brains they
    deserve, and we could leave the "dumb athlete" stereotype behind.
    
    DRC
    
197.84INFACT::VALENZAToledo has nice parksThu Jan 21 1988 21:569
    Who says professional football players are dumb?  It takes a certain
    amount of intelligence to memorize the large number of offensive
    or defensive plays in a team's playbook.  Players have to be able
    to react quickly to changing situations.  A quarterback has to be
    able to recognize the blitz and call an audible, on the fly, within
    seconds, before the play clock has expired.  NFL football is not
    just a mindless sport played by a groups of semi-literate idiots.
    
    -- Mike
197.85Are footballs washed in tomato juice???BSS::BLAZEKDancing with My SelfThu Jan 21 1988 22:554
    re: .82 (Mr Topaz)
    
    	What????
    
197.86Hog the Bowl...FSLENG::HEFFERNFri Jan 22 1988 08:287
    WASHINGTON all the way!!! Couldn't stand listening to anymore
    "Elway" talk anyways.  The announcers are so crazy over him,
    I'm sick of him.  Always loved the Redskins anyways.
    
    re.70
    oh yea? where you watching the bowl this year? ;-)
    
197.87Broncos stomp hogs routinely.COMET::BRUNOBeware the Night Writer!Sat Jan 23 1988 04:195
    
    SMILE, when you say that, feller.
    
    Greg
    
197.88BSS::BLAZEKDancing with My SelfSat Jan 23 1988 15:2114
    	*RAH* RAH* Washington!  My day was made this morning when I 
    	went to the store in my U of Washington sweatshirt and an 
    	older lady mistook it for the Redskins and shyly said "Go
    	Washington!"  =8*)  Saying that in Colorado Springs to the 
    	wrong person might net you a bop over the head (or worse).
    
    	Besides, I went to high school with the back-up quarterback 
    	for the Redskins and we even had lockers next to each other 
    	for three years.  Wish I could use my influence with him to 
    	nab a couple Superbowl tickets, but our 10-year reunion is
    	still three years away...
    
    						Carla
    
197.89Turncoats, traitors, torries and commies.COMET::BRUNOBeware the Night Writer!Sat Jan 23 1988 22:507
    
    Re: Carla
    
                             Grrrrrrrrr!
    
                                Greg
    
197.90BSS::BLAZEKDancing with My SelfSun Jan 24 1988 14:135
    
    	Oh no, is my halo crooked???  08*)
    
    					Carla
    
197.92Superbowl XXIII...Green Bay vs. Tampa Bay 8*)CASV01::SALOIS1Mon Jan 25 1988 11:2811
    This Stuporbowl could be worse than the Chicago - New England blowout!!
    Jimmy the Geek where are you when we don't need you??
    
    Yes, folks, you heard it here first.....
    
    		DENVER by an easy 11!!!!
    
    _pRoBaBlY_eNd_Up_EaTiNg_My_HaT_!!
    
    Here's to 10 hours of pre-game shows and a never empty cooler
    
197.93ballet & badminton divine!XCELR8::POLLITZMon Jan 25 1988 23:2921
       How much money is going to be wasted on this worthless
    annual 'sports event' this year?  Tens of millions?  And
    how many people are going to watch this 4 hour piece of
    egotistical male morass of garbage? Not me! 
      I'll be playing badmitten in a new club I've joined. It's a
    really nice, graceful sport. Plenty of 'artistic motion' and
    'ballet.'  As a matter of fact I'll be entering the local school
    of ballet seeing that some sports meet my distinguished standards
    of grace and discipline.  And beauty.  
      Send me a line when the game's over - I'll have the tea ready
    while you're putting on your tights and ballet shoes. 
    
    
    ps  You may also practice your serve
        with my badminton set by the indoor
        pool. Be sure the dog doesn't steal
        the shuttlecock. They're more import-
        ant to me than all the footballs 
        ever thrown.                                  football - ahem!
    
                                                            Russ
197.94Ballet -- a sport?SCOMAN::OTENTITue Jan 26 1988 23:319
< Note 197.93 by XCELR8::POLLITZ >
                        -< ballet & badminton divine! >-

>    'ballet.'  As a matter of fact I'll be entering the local school
>    of ballet seeing that some sports meet my distinguished standards
>    of grace and discipline.  And beauty.  

Ballet is not a sport although those guys/gals are incredibly conditioned and
make the average pro athelete look like a couch potato!
197.95Let's do some flag-waving.COMET::BRUNOBeware the Night Writer!Wed Jan 27 1988 01:5921
    
    Re: .93
    
         Russ, this annual sports event does a good deal to bolster
    a flagging economy.  The hundreds of millions of dollars which change
    hands throughout the playoffs and Superbowl are a boon to this nation.
    The advertisements come from companies who usually sit on their
    large monetary reserves, and go to lots of TV commercial producing
    folks, and glitzy, free-spending ad agencies.  The betting money
    comes from people who might otherwise spend their money on silly
    things like rent, and goes to people who support the beer and
    Cheetos industries.  That is why football is so patriotic.

    Re: .91
    
         The turncoat reference has nothing to do with the location
    of the teams, but the location of the noter.  Carla is out here
    with us in Colorado.  @#*%!
    
                                  Greg
    
197.96Emotional Inner HouseworkXCELR8::POLLITZWed Jan 27 1988 15:3312
       Re .95   Unfortunately I believe that betting 'contributes'
              more to personal self delusions moreso than it helps
              the economy. I have heard that drug 'money' is 10% of
              the U.S. economy. Does anyone care? No. Why? Because 
              money is viewed as an important foundation (of sorts)
              by many people. 
                Non-fiscal values will never replace the "On Wall St.
              today" news reports because too many people have
              'investments' out there. How many Americans have invest-
               ments inside (their minds) ?  Not enough. Not enough.
    
                                                           Russ
197.97I SIMPLY LOVE IT !VAXUUM::MUISEWed Jan 27 1988 16:526
    Watching football is the third most enjoyable thing I do in life.
    
    
    jacki
    
197.98GENRAL::SURVILd|o|g|i|t|a|lWed Jan 27 1988 20:0312
    
    		RE:Russ
    
    		Ok, so don't watch it. Go play bad mitten or something.
    	Geezz, am I suppose to feel bad or something 'cause YOU don't
    	like dootball?? (I'm rolling)
    
    	RE:Jacki, Greg
    
    	Touche!
    
    	Todd
197.99dressing for the wardanceXCELR8::POLLITZWed Jan 27 1988 20:3717
        Re .97   Is shopping the first...or second most enjoyable
                thing you most like to do? 
    
                 Myself noting is the third most enjoyable thing
                I do in life.  Throwing rotten tomatoes at Elways
                boys Sunday will be the second.
    
                 Why will denver lose _ I'll tell you why --
               It's been a long season for that Mid-west survivor.
               Just like the drink with the same name - with the 
               Orange Crush the longer you have it around, the
               flatter it gets.  
    
                Those Oranges that are about to be peeled - I salute
                                                               thee!
    
                                                       Gibbs boy Russ
197.100There WILL be partying in Colorado.COMET::BRUNOBeware the Night Writer!Thu Jan 28 1988 05:488
    
    RE: .99
    
         I knew you had secret longings for football, Gibbs boy.  You
    just don't like the REAL teams.  Prepare to eat a crow buffet.
    
                                     Greg
    
197.101FSLENG::HEFFERNaka decxps::cjacques=midnight riderThu Jan 28 1988 08:0412
    re.99
    ...Is shopping the first...or second most enjoyable thing
       you most like to do?
    
    Certainly hope you know that Jacki likes to shop, otherwise
    sounds like quite a stab.
    
    You seem to think you know a lot about a sport you supposedly
    dislike, or are you just doing a little dance for us?
    
                                      cj
    
197.102bury my heart at wounded kneeXCELR8::POLLITZThu Jan 28 1988 11:0511
    re .101  You sound like my entry insulted you or something.
             I thought .97 invited some lite humor - so I threw
             some in. 
             God knows I've tried.
    
                                                    *
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                                             *-->  RP  <--*
                                                 ^^^^^^
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                                                 ******
197.103Which way is the wind blowing Russ?ANNEX::GROARKThu Jan 28 1988 17:2111
    RE: All the trash that Russ has input thus far.
    
    Russ you sound like a lonely immature boor. First you can't deceide
    whether or not you hate football. Then you inform us that noting
    is you third favorite thing to do. I think football requires a lot
    more thought than reading the diarrhea that spews from your keyboard.
    
    I think it's time that I take Kerry's advice and ignore things that
    irritate me.
    
    Have a nice day Russ.
197.105.................XCELR8::POLLITZThu Jan 28 1988 19:4526
    re .103   The book 'Listen Little Man' by Wilhelm Reich (1945)
             has a neat little passage:
    
         "After..having driven the ..man into loneliness, you forgot
          what you did to him. All you did was to utter other nonsense,
          to commit another little meaness, to administer another deep
          hurt. You forget. But it is of the nature of the great men
          not to forget, but also not to take revenge, but, instead,
          to try to UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ACT SO SHABBILY. I know that
          this also is alien to your thinking and feeling. But believe
          me: if you inflict pain a hundred, a thousand, a million times,
          if you inflict wounds that cannot heal--even though the next
          moment you no longer know what you did--the great man suffers
          for your misdeeds in your place, not because these misdeeds
          are great, but because they are petty. 
            He would like to know what moves you to do things like these:
          to smear your marital partner because he or she has disappointed
          you; to look with scorn on a kind person and to exploit him;
          *to take where you are given and to give where it is demanded
          of you, but never to give where you are given with love; to
          give another kick to the fellow who is down or about to go
          down*; to lie where truth is required, and always to persecute
          truth instead of the lie."
    
    
                                                   Russ
197.107NCVAX1::COOPERIf that's love, I'll take lunch!Mon Feb 01 1988 16:242
    i agree with title
    
197.108*YAY REDSKINS*BSS::BLAZEKDancing with My SelfMon Feb 01 1988 19:5917
    re: .106 (Mike Z.)
    
    	No, his name is Mark Rypien.  He was next to Gibbs (not in 
    	uniform), and during the 2nd quarter I saw more air-time of
    	him than of Elway.
    
    	For the first time in a month I delight in watching the local 
    	news and am joyously reading the Sports section!!!!
    
    re: .100
    
    >>	There WILL be partying in Colorado.
    
    	There is, but only for us "turncoats"!!!!

    						Carla
    
197.109Roamin' NumeralsINFACT::VALENZAuzilevski at editions limitedMon Feb 01 1988 20:359
    Well, the final score of Super Bowl XXII is XLII to X.  The Ist
    quarter belonged to Denver, but the IInd to Washington.  Doug Williams
    passed for CCCXL yards, a Super Bowl record, including an LXXX yard
    pass from the Washington XX yard line, which tied a Super Bowl record.
    Number VII on the Denver team, John Elway, did not fare so well.
    
    All the Broncos fans can say is, "Wait until MCMLXXXIX".
    
    -- Mike
197.111It was fixed !MTBLUE::ROBBINS_GARYTue Feb 02 1988 06:0511
    I think the BIG winners in StuporBowl 22 were the Broncos...they
    bet BIGBUCKS on the Redskins to win, then took a dive !!

    I find it hard to believe Washington was THAT much better than Denver!
    I watched both playoff games and thought Denver was the better team.
    
    And they get to the StuporBowl for the second year in a row and
    get blown out again ?????
    
    I_like_football_but_not_the_StuporBowl !!!
    
197.113Didn't take long for me to recover, thoughBSS::BLAZEKDancing with My SelfWed Feb 10 1988 23:589
    re: .110 (mike z)
    
    >>	Elway's first pass...=8*O
    
    	Pretty darn close, Mike!  Just add beer dribbling down my 
    	chin with the shock and that was me!!!
    
    						Carla
    
197.114from atlanta- where the falcons stinkSAHQ::CARLSONColour the WindFri Apr 01 1988 15:3511
    back to the original subject:
    
    I love football!  We always enjoy football weekends.  Makes me
    think of crisp weather, beer, popcorn, etc.
    That's the only *ball* game I enjoy watching on t.v.
    Yes, we're true fans - couch potatoes!
    
    theresa.
    
    
197.115**** WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOSTILITIES AGAINST HOCKEY***BRMUDA::BELANGERTue Jul 12 1988 23:0016
    I GUESS YOU DID NOT MAKE THE HOCKEY TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!	

                FOOTBALL IS A GREAT SPORT IF YOU HAVE NO COORDINATION
    AND CAN'T SPELL THE WORD PUCK!  ICE HOCKEY IS ONE OF THE MOST DEMANDING
    SPORTS WHEN IT COMES TO COORDINATION AND ALL AROUND ATHLETIC ABILITY.
                THE REASON THE REFEREES HOLD BACK PLAYERS FROM BREAKING
    UP A FIGHT IS BECAUSE THAT IS THE REFEREES JOB, EVEN THOUGH I THINK
    FIGHTING RUINS THE SPORT.  SOME PEOPLE JUST GET CARRIED AWAY!!
                                     
                                                  MARK
    P.S. THIS HAS BEEN WRITTEN UNDER 
         ANOTHER USERS ACCESS.  WE 
         WILL TALK MORE WHEN I FINALLY
         GET MY OWN ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!