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Conference quark::human_relations

Title:What's all this fuss about "sax and violins"?
Notice:Please read all replies to note 1
Moderator:QUARK::LIONEL
Created:Thu Jan 21 1993
Last Modified:Fri May 09 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:133
Total number of notes:1901

36.0. "Farewell" by SUBWAY::DAVIDSON (On a clean disk you can seek forever) Thu Jul 29 1993 23:41

Well, after 6 years at Digital, I've decided to move on. In a month or two
I can be reached at DECWRL::"jdavidson@us.oracle.com"

After discovering notes, I was amazed at how serious some people were about 
some of the issues. I decided to gently poke some fun at the noters. I 
eventually stopped posting these notes when I learned I was violating company 
policy (and someone threatened to report me to the "network police".)

I tried to extract all the notes, but I'm afraid I could only find 
around a quarter. I've posted the notes as replies to this base note. Hope you 
enjoy. It is with some regret that I say

Good Bye,
Jeff Davidson
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36.1SUBWAY::DAVIDSONOn a clean disk you can seek foreverThu Jul 29 1993 23:4132
posted in the bodybuilding notesfile.

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Note 12.78                    Women & Bodybuilding                      78 of 78
						     25 lines   8-JAN-1989 13:23
                             -< Fun with magnets >-
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    Dear Ronda (.76),
    
      Before you start weigtlifting, I think you should weigh the
    dangers versus the advantages. I tried it a couple of years ago
    and here's my story:
    
    I was working out with free weights at a local YWCA. I had just
    began my weight training and was not that familiar with the equipment.
    I decided to remove a 25 pound plate from the bar I was using. The
    bar was resting on the bench. I didn't realize that removing the
    weight would cause a sudden imbalance. Suddenly, the bar flipped
    up, and became embedded in the side of my head! Simultaneously,
    I dropped the 25 pound plate on my foot, breaking several toes and
    causing extensive nerve damage. I fell backwards but I didn't hit
    the floor because the bar was impaled in my skull. Ouch, that hurt.
    
    Today, several operations later, I walk with a permanent limp
    and have a metal plate embedded in my skull. You can't imagine
    how embarrassing it is at airports and libraries going through
    metal detectors. (At least I can use refrigerator magnets to leave
    messages for myself on my head.) Needless to say, I've given up
    weightlifting for ever but I have developed a strong interest
    in radio reception.
    
36.2SUBWAY::DAVIDSONOn a clean disk you can seek foreverThu Jul 29 1993 23:4133
This note was a reaction to all the "I love sunsets, long walks and giving
backrubs" from the guys in the singles notesfile. This super-macho guy I
invented did attract some interest from the opposite sex. However, this one
almost got me in trouble. Interestingly, it was the men who objected.

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Note 2167.0            Fun SWM (25) looking for fun girls             No replies
HIT::SINGLES "Anonymous entry - see note 1.9 for re" 22 lines  29-DEC-1988 21:41
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hey babes!!

I've read a lot of notes in this confrense and I think most of them 
are "More sensitive than thou..." cr*p, if you get my drift. Cmon
what is this BS, who cares whats inside, it's what's outside
that counts initially. Right!?

Here's you:
you like good things, don't you?
I know what a lady likes and it ain't too different from one to another,
if you don;t mind me saying. A lady likes to treated good and bad. The 
better you treat em, the nicer they think you are. The worse you treat
em, the more they want to see you.

Here's me:
I know what I like and I get it. I used to play basketball and wrestle
in high school (now I like a different type of wrestling, if you get my drift)
and I'm very agressive. I don;t like to take no per say for an answer. I like
my girls pretty, fun, big (I'm 25, 6-3, 185) and not too chatty.

Maybe some of you liberted women probably dont like me already but maybe try
it before you make you're judgements, if you get my drift.  

36.3SUBWAY::DAVIDSONOn a clean disk you can seek foreverThu Jul 29 1993 23:4114
This was posted in the UFOS notesfile.

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Note 21.9                   Other Weird Happenings !                      9 of 9
USACSB::DAVIDSON "MSCP Servant"                       6 lines   7-JAN-1989 22:23
                              -< hot cha cha cha >-
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    I beleive I've been contacted by aliens and whenever I start revealing
    certain facts I begin to feel hotter and hotter. I'd like to
    expand on this but I already feel a little warm, oh boy I'm starting
    to get hot now...The aliens looked like
    
    adsfk;dfgjdfsgjldfjajljfljahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
36.4SUBWAY::DAVIDSONOn a clean disk you can seek foreverThu Jul 29 1993 23:4218
posted in Nudism notesfile
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Note 129.0                   The trouble with Harry                   No replies
USACSB::                                             12 lines   7-JAN-1989 22:49
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        Does anyone enjoy nudism yet have a close relationship with
    someone who does not wish to participate? Due to a tragic
    accident of birth, I was born a Siamese twin, connected
    at the hip with Harry, my prudish brother. I enjoy nudism
    immensely but harry gets violently angry whenever I disrobe
    outdoors.
    
    The first time I did so, we had a violent fist fight.
    Four black eyes, what a mess.
    
    All suggestion appreciated.
                               
36.5SUBWAY::DAVIDSONOn a clean disk you can seek foreverThu Jul 29 1993 23:4217
Human relations notesfile

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Note 650.0                  Aphrodesiacs I have known                 No replies
                                                     11 lines   8-JAN-1989 14:05
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    We all know scientist claim that there is no such thing as
    an aphrodesiac. However, my experience tells me just the opposite.
    
    I find if I can get my date to eat food resembling reproductive
    organs, they find me irresistable later in the night.
    
    I got my last date to eat a whole container of orange Pez
    and she was almost uncontrollable.
    
    What works for you?
36.6VAXWRK::STHILAIREyou gotta sin to get savedFri Jul 30 1993 14:025
    re .0, your words of wisdom will certainly be a great loss to the
    noting world.  Thanks for sharing.
    
    Bye.