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Conference quark::coffee

Title:Be a coffee achiever!
Notice:New noters MUST read rules in note 1 and replies!
Moderator:QUARK::LIONEL
Created:Wed Dec 10 1986
Last Modified:Thu Feb 27 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:254
Total number of notes:2384

25.0. "coffee jokes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" by RAYNAL::OSMAN (and silos to fill before I feep, and silos to fill before I feep) Mon Dec 15 1986 14:23

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25.1Good to the last accidental spillNOBUGS::AMARTINAlan H. MartinMon Dec 15 1986 18:3020
25.2Remember VT52's?FDCV13::PAINTERTue Dec 16 1986 20:1511
25.3SUSHI::KMACDONALDCybernetic EntomologistWed Dec 17 1986 14:295
25.4QUARK::LIONELReality is frequently inaccurateWed Dec 17 1986 18:587
25.5Everything is relativeQUARK::LIONELReality is frequently inaccurateWed Dec 17 1986 19:095
25.6Conclusive evidenceSUSHI::KMACDONALDCybernetic EntomologistWed Dec 17 1986 19:452
25.7Winston had good tasteHERMES::AREYProofreader for a Skywriting CompanyFri Jan 23 1987 19:0313
25.8RDGE43::KEWCan you imanige??Mon Jan 26 1987 11:296
25.9Ok, I'll go sign in now :^}LASSIE::SANDYAndy's SandyMon Feb 16 1987 14:15111
25.10..but you're not supposed to have coffe in the lab! she saidNAC::MITTONDECnet-DOS, more than a token effortMon Mar 16 1987 23:0810
25.11I beat Steven Wright to the punchVIDEO::OSMANtype video::user$7:[osman]eric.sixThu Apr 23 1987 19:3410
25.12don't drink decaf and drive !VIDEO::OSMANtype video::user$7:[osman]eric.sixTue Apr 28 1987 20:106
25.13Busy week Eric?FDCV13::PAINTERLearnin' StrineTue Apr 28 1987 22:078
25.14Why should Larry have all the fun?PARSEC::PESENTIJPWed Apr 29 1987 02:236
25.15Costly cup...PNEUMA::WILSONSenses Working OvertimeWed Aug 05 1987 18:039
25.16ITS A GRIND!CGVAX2::CORMIERTue Mar 01 1988 18:169
25.17'scuse my dust!PIETRO::ANSELMOSun Oct 16 1988 22:0111
25.18too hot????BTO::BETTIS_LThu Dec 01 1988 15:3327
25.19One by LarsonPHAROS::WILSONI can't get used to this lifestyle.Thu Dec 29 1988 10:3815
25.20UNIX types will appreciate thisSMURF::MALERTue Jun 13 1989 16:1693
25.21Section EightIOSG::MCNEILAMon Nov 20 1989 14:1221
25.22coffee sure is funny!IOSG::WOODJMon Nov 20 1989 14:2231
25.23MANKTROUSER STRIKES AGAIN!IOSG::WOODJMon Nov 20 1989 14:4728
25.24Harpo's coffee jokeHANNAH::OSMANsee HANNAH::IGLOO$:[OSMAN]ERIC.VT240Wed Nov 22 1989 20:2616
25.25apologies- this is old and boringVIA::GLANTZMike, DTN 381-1253Tue Dec 05 1989 18:354
25.26instead of chips and a Coke, try this ...HANNAH::OSMANsee HANNAH::IGLOO$:[OSMAN]ERIC.VT240Thu Dec 07 1989 12:0318
25.27Real Russian joke munged somewhatTLE::DANIELSBrad Daniels, VAX C RTL whipping boyWed Jan 10 1990 20:5914
25.28wibbly wobblyIOSG::WOODJFri Jan 19 1990 12:5525
25.29What! No cream?BTOVT::BETTIS_LFri Jan 19 1990 16:316
25.30Medical problem ?OCTAVE::VIGNEAULTWe're all bozos on this Q-busTue May 15 1990 16:028
25.31Sing a song of caffeineQUARK::LIONELFree advice is worth every centMon Apr 04 1994 15:5359
25.32Solfegio Forever!TIS::GRUHNMon Apr 04 1994 16:175
25.33A little coffee mug humor from the InternetAD::CLOUSERJohn; DTN 225-4758; HLO2-3/J03Wed May 24 1995 18:2840