| Title: | Captive Breeding for Conservation--and FUN! |
| Notice: | INTROS 6.X / FOR SALE 13.X / Buying a Bird 900.* |
| Moderator: | VIDEO::PULSIFER |
| Created: | Mon Oct 10 1988 |
| Last Modified: | Tue Jun 03 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 942 |
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I did not see anything in DIR/TITLE=JOKES or HUMOR so let's
start one!
If there is something that satisfies this topic, m* moderator, please
move, thanx::chet
Seen in the Boston Globe this Sunday.....
He Got the BIRD!
At an auction, a man finally bought a parrot after some Spirited
bidding.
"Can he talk?" he asked the Auctioneer as he picked up the bird.
"Talk?! Who do you think was bidding against you all this time?"
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Had to laugh.....
chet (the OTHER ONE!)
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| 791.1 | GERBIL::DUPONT | Mon Apr 05 1993 14:23 | 28 | ||
Let the games begin....
There was a parrot who could only say-
"Who is it?"
So one day the owner is not home when there is a knock
at the door.
The parrot says "who is it?"
The reply is "it's the plumber!"
The parrot says "who is it?"
The reply is "it's the plumber!"
Well this goes back & forth for a few minutes when
the poor plumber drops dead of a heart attack!
Later when the birds owner comes home and finds a body
at her door step she screams "Who is it?"
The parrot said "It's the plumber!!!"
chet
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| 791.2 | cute joke | STOWOA::WERBER | Tue Apr 13 1993 11:42 | 14 | |
Two burglers break into a house and begin rummaging through it, filling
their sacks. They enter the living room and hear "Jesus is watching,
Jesus is watching!".
They turn around and there's a parrot eyeing them and he says again
"Jesus is watching!". "Oh brother" says one burgler, "we must be in
the home of a religious person."
They proceed to open the door of the next room and there's a drooling
snarling attack German Shepherd, and the parrot screams
"SICK 'EM JESUS!"
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