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Conference 7.286::pet_birds

Title:Captive Breeding for Conservation--and FUN!
Notice:INTROS 6.X / FOR SALE 13.X / Buying a Bird 900.*
Moderator:VIDEO::PULSIFER
Created:Mon Oct 10 1988
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:942
Total number of notes:6016

75.0. "Funny things " by CSC32::K_WORKMAN (Hand picked by Juan Valdez) Mon Dec 19 1988 13:50

    I just had to tell you all this story.  It was pretty funny... I
    know you had to be there but...
    
    The other night we took the TB to the vet to have his poop checked
    out.  On the way back home, he was wistling and yelling for me to
    let him out of his car cage.  Well I'm a sucker for a cute face
    so I let him out in the car.  HE LOVED IT.  I was so impressed with
    him.  I opened the door of his cage, he crawled out and sat on
    top of his cage for a few, then he crawled up on my shoulder and
    seemed to really enjoy the ride!  He talked and made all of his
    usually "I am a happy bird" noises!  
    
    Well... his favorite food is TACO BELL Taco Shells soooo, before we
    went home we did a drive through at the Taco Bell.  Well thats all
    it took, we had 5 people at the door of the car looking at my bird
    and the people inside who where serving us all looking in from the
    other side ooohing and aaahing.  We finally got them to give us
    our food and started driving home.  Every stop light we came to,
    we had people looking and laughing.  One guy nearly side swipped
    us because he wasn't paying any attention to driving, he was gawking
    at the TB.  
    
    We laughed, the TB laughed, it was a blast.  We have now promised
    ol' TB that if the weather permits, we will take him for rides more
    often.  I never realized how much he would enjoy going for a ride
    in the car and more so the attention he would attract.  We may make
    the news!  All we have to do is pull up next to the channel 13 camera
    crew vehicle and let the TB yell hello!
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75.1more funny tales..NHISWS::COFFINISWS Mfg. Specialist 264-1340Tue Dec 20 1988 17:0420
	Great story! That must have been a fun ride home!

	We are fairly 'new' bird owners, so pretty much everything Doc does,
we get a kick out of. Here's something that happened that we thought was
cute.

	On Sat. morning, a couple of weeks ago we slept late. I was up, making
the bed, getting ready to come out to make breakfast. I could hear Doc jibber-
jabbering away. Something was different, though, he sounded very close. His
cage and perch stand are about 20-25 feet away from the bedroom. 

	I opened the bedroom door and there he was, on the floor in the 
doorway. He looked up at me, said "Hello" and proceeded to 'waddle' in
for a visit!!

	I guess he figured if we weren't coming out, he'd come in and get
us up!

			Val

75.2Phew Fred, where are the Clorets?SMURF::HORNERThu Dec 22 1988 12:3830
    Hello!  Yes, those are cute stories, and Val, no matter how many
    birds you have, or how long you have them, they are always giving
    us something to talk about, and drive the non-bird community bats!
    
    Well, here's my short story  8^}
    
    Last nite, I came home in a pretty ugly mood, and I guess Freddie
    realized it.  She was VERY quiet!  Well, she looked so forlorn,
    I took her out of the cage to cuddle...Then we went to my room
    to change clothes...
    
    Freddie went on top of a mirror, and was looking down at me and
    then I realized there was a very funny, not so nice, bordering on
    stink, smell in my bedroom....well, even a weeks worth of dirty
    laundry does not smell that bad....
    
    Are you dying to find out what it was???  8^}
    
    Fred had bad breath!!!  Know why?  Well, I'll tell you since you
    have been so kind to wait.....
    
    I am a sort of deranged where my pets are concerned, and I bake
    cookies for my dogs!  Their favorites are garlic and cheese....Fred
    LOVED the cookies, so she gets one when the dogs do....
    
    I think I'll modify the recipe from garlic to peanut butter!!!
                     
    Jean Hutchins
(who_is_still_sharing_an_account_that_can_still_smell_that_darn_garlic! 
    
75.3Mark Spitz the bird?CSC32::K_WORKMANHand picked by Juan ValdezSat Jan 07 1989 17:3720
    Last night, I was taking a nice relaxing bath.  I had brought Clair
    in on her perch and brought a play pen in for the TB (my grey) so
    they could enjoy hearing the echoes of their voices in the bathroom.
    
    My Grey decided he was board so he came down to join me on the side
    of the tub.  He was intrigued by the water.  He kept dipping his
    beak in like he does when he is bathing.  I watched him carefully
    and told him to pay attention to what he was doing but... I turned
    my head for a second to see what clair was doing and IN HE JUMPED!	
    I promptly picked his little soaked body out of the water and put
    him back on the edge and asked him how he enjoyed that... Just at
    that moment, HE JUMPED IN AGAIN!  The water was a little deap for
    him, so I held him on my hand.  He played like crazy for about a
    minute.  I put him back on the side of the tub with a towel and
    he began to shake and dry off.  
    
    Now just for some peoples piece of mind, there weren't any bubbles
    (soap) in the water and the water was pretty warm, but not hot.  He 
    loved it.  Next time I will fill up the tub enough so he doesn't get
    overwhelmed by water and let him take a bath first!
75.4Another funny storyUPNRTH::BRIERLEYNever take a live dragon lightly.Tue Aug 15 1989 15:3516
    The following is from a recent issue of Reader's Digest (it is
    amazing what you will read when you are at the beach for three
    days), and was contributed by Barbara Jannatpour.

                               LOVE NEST

    My husband and I, newlyweds and animal lovers, bought an Amazon
    parrot when we moved to our first apartment. Since pets were not
    allowed, we had to keep JuJu a secret. Soon our little friend became
    an accomplished talker and mimic. His favorite trick was returning
    parrot kisses after I commanded in a loud voice: "GIVE ME A KISS!
    GIVE ME A BIG SMOOCH!" Within days JuJu was repeating those words
    incessantly doing his parrot-perfect imitation of me: "GIVE ME A
    KISS! GIVE ME A BIG SMOOCH." I hadn't realized how thin that walls
    were until the day I found this note on my door: "Look, lady - I
    realize you're newlyweds, but give the poor guy a break!"