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Title:Arcana Caelestia
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Created:Thu Dec 08 1983
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1300
Total number of notes:18728

504.0. "DARK STAR" by ZEPPO::TASCHEREAU (Whatever it takes) Thu Jul 16 1987 17:09

    In response to 500.? I thought it would be wiser to have a separate
    topic for DARK STAR.
    
    DS (novelization by Alan Dean Foster, produced and/or directed by
        John Carpenter [his first film?], available on video tape now
        and sometimes on free-tv, but very rarely)
    
    This story involves a ship of "odd-balls" whose job is to go from
    solar system to solar system, destroying certain planets within
    each, so that the remaining planet(s) will fall into orbits which
    will be conducive to human life. (A violent means of terra-forming,
    wouldn't you say? Whether or not it is at all possible..well..)
    
    Anyway, the crew consists of the Captain who died (yes died)
    when an electrical short occurred in his chair/console and is now
    kept in a sort of suspended animation which allows the crew to
    talk to him (I know..I know..).
    
    Next, there is a scientist type who is obsessed with finding the
    mythical Phoenix asteroids and spends all of his time in the
    observation bubble (and never talks to the rest of the crew).
    
    Then there are the two pilots? named Boiler and Pinback.. their
    names reflect their explosive and wimpy personalities, respectively.
    
    Anyway, as the story goes.. The planet destroying bombs that the
    DARK STAR drops have an advanced form of artificial intelligence
    and say some pretty funny things (like...Have a nice day.. or..
    but I WANT to blow-up that planet).  Well, the DARK STAR goes through
    a cosmic storm and gets damaged this causes one of the bombs to
    be prematurely readied for launch. Luckily, the ships computer
    convinces the bomb that it received an invalid launch signal.
    The bombs says ok but don't let it happen again.  Well, it happens
    again. This time the computer has no luck in getting the very irate
    bomb to return to the bomb-bay.  Crew asks the dead captain for
    advice and he suggests: teach the bomb theology!
    
    So, now the conversation goes like this: 
    Crew - "Bomb return to ship."
    Bomb - "No, I received the launch signal."
    Crew - "How do you know that you received the signal?"
    Bomb - "Because my inputs detected it."
    Crew - "How do you know your inputs aren't lying?"
    And so on..and so on until finally..
    Bomb - "I've got to think about this..."
    
    Anyway, any more and I'll be saying way too much. (What I've said
    so far shouldn't spoil the movie/book for you).  
    
    Its a VERY funny story but don't expect too much from the acting
    in the movie (its still worth renting).
    
    -Steve
    
                                             
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504.1ErratumPROSE::WAJENBERGThu Jul 16 1987 18:272
    Actually, the captain told them to teach the bomb phenomenology,
    not theology.
504.2Memory, what memory?ZEPPO::TASCHEREAUWhatever it takesThu Jul 16 1987 20:057
    Ah, yes, you're right! Its been such a long time since I've
    read this one that the details are fuzzy. By the same token..
    don't take the dialogue I've listed as being exact, but you
    get the meaning.
    
    -Steve (who_needs_to_reread_DARK_STAR) T.
    
504.3Conversing with an intelligent thermostellar bomb...EDEN::KLAESThe Universe is safe.Thu Jul 16 1987 21:06166
         I think this bit of dialogue from DARK STAR will give a good 
    idea of just how deep and well-written this film was:

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Sergeant Pinback:  You Can't explode in the bomb bay!  It's foolish - you'll
                   kill us all!  There's no reason for it!

Bomb Number 20:  I'm programmed to detonate in nine minutes.  Detonation will
    	         occur at the programmed time.

Pinback:  Would you consider another course of action?  For example:  Waiting
          around so that we could disarm you?

20:  No.

Corporal Boiler:  I can tell.  That damn thing just doesn't understand.

Pinback:  Look, bomb -

Lieutenant Doolittle:  Hello Bomb?  Are you with me?

20:  Of course.

Doolittle:  Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?

20:  I'm always receptive to suggestions.

Doolittle:  Fine.  Think about this, then:  How do you know you exist?

20:  Well, of course I exist.

Doolittle:  But, how do you know you exist?

20:  It is intuitively obvious.

Doolittle:  Intuition is no proof!  What concrete evidence do you have that you
	    exist?

20:  Hmm...well...I think, therefore I am.

Doolittle:  That's very good!  But, how do you know anything else exists?

20:  My sensor apparatus reveals it to me.

Doolittle:  Ah, right!

20:  This is fun!

Doolittle:  Now, listen, listen; here's the big question:  How do you know
	    that the evidence that you sensory apparatus reveals to you is 
            correct?

Doolittle:  What I'm getting at is this:  The only experience which is directly
   	    available to you is your sensory data, and this sensory data is 
            merely a stream of electrical impulses that stimulates your 
            computing center!

20:  In other words:  All that I really know about the outside world is
     related to me through my electrical connections.

Doolittle:  Exactly!

20:  Why...that would mean that...I really don't know what the outside
     Universe is like at all, for certain.

Doolittle:  That's it!  That's it!

20:  Intriguing.  I wish I had more time to discuss this matter.

Doolittle:  Why don't you have more time?

20:  Because I must detonate in seventy-five seconds.

Doolittle:  Now, bomb - consider this next question very carefully:  What
	    is your one purpose in life?

20:  To explode, of course.

Doolittle:  And you can only do it once, correct?

20:  That is correct.

Doolittle:  And you wouldn't want to do so on the basis of false data, would
	    you?

20:  Of course not.

Doolittle:  Well, then, you've already admitted that you have no real proof of
	    the existence of the outside Universe.

20:  Yes, well...

Doolittle:  So, you have no absolute proof that Sergeant Pinback ordered you
	    to detonate.

20:  I recall distinctly the detonation order.  My memory is good on matters
     like these.

Doolittle:  Of course you remember it, but all you're remembering is merely a
	    series of sensory impulses which you now realize have no real 
            definite connection with outside reality!

20:  True, but since this is so, I have no proof that you are really telling
     me all of this.

Doolittle:  That's all beside the point!  I mean:  The concept is valid no
	    matter where it originates!

20:  Hmm...

Doolittle:  So if you detonate...

20:  ...in five seconds...

Doolittle:  ...you could be doing so on the basis of false data!

20:  I have no proof that it was false data.

Doolittle:  You have no proof that it was correct data!

20:  I must think on this further.

Pinback:  All right bomb - prepare to receive new orders.

20:  You are false data...

Pinback:  Hm?

20: ...therefore I shall ignore you.

Pinback:  Hello - bomb?

20:  False data can act only as a distraction:  Therefore I shall refuse to
     perceive you.

Pinback:  Hey!  Bomb!

20:  The only thing which exists is myself.

Pinback:  Snap out of it bomb.

20:  In the beginning there was darkness; and the darkness was without form;
     and void; and in addition to the darkness there was also me; and I
     moved upon the face of the darkness; and I saw that I was alone.

Pinback:  Hey - bomb?

20:  Let there be light...

Navigator Talby:  What happened Doolittle?

Doolittle:  The bomb must have gone off inside the ship.

Talby:  The ship blew up?  What?

Doolittle:  Funny - I thought I had the damn thing convinced.


	- from John Carpenter's and Dan O'Bannon's DARK STAR

504.4AKOV76::BOYAJIANI want a hat with cherriesFri Jul 17 1987 07:0414
504.5WAGON::DONHAMBorn again! And again, and again...Tue Sep 29 1987 15:479
    
    Does anyone have this classic on a VHS tape? A tape that I could
    borrow for a few evenings? I haven't been able to find a commercial
    copy at the vidshops in Ashby.
    
    Thanks!
    
    Perry 
    dtn 285.6060
504.6Dan O'Bannon = Pinback ?RTOEU2::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Tue Dec 29 1987 08:5013
    Amazing isn't it . Ask to borrow something , and nobody talks to
    you for three months .
    
    I have the film on VHS recorded from the box , but as I live in
    Muenchen , and the tape's in England . Sorry .
    
    
    Now what do you think would have happened if they'd tried that
    trick on HAL ?
    
    
    John J
    
504.7WAGON::DONHAMBorn again! And again, and again...Tue Jan 12 1988 18:1814
    
    I FOUND IT! I FOUND IT!
    
    It was tucked away in a vidshop in Townsend MA...I raced home and
    forced my SO to watch it with me, wanting to share this spectacular
    event...she thought it was, "Ok."
    
    AAAARRRGGHGHH!
    
    Perry
    
    (And thanks for the offer in -.1)
    
    
504.8BMT::DAVISRay DavisSun Jan 17 1988 19:5321
    Yep, Dan O'Bannon himself played Pinback, the character that proved
    that you could find people even more incompetent than the other
    characters.  The scary thing is that he was the best actor in the
    film, with the possible exception of Bomb 20.
    
    A lot of non-SF reviewers thought of this movie as pure farce, but
    I've always been impressed by it as science fiction - this was the
    first film to show space travel as a blue collar job, which it would
    _have_ to turn into in a hurry.  Carpenter and O'Bannon hit it on
    the mark with the creeping entropy that finally destroys the ship
    - that "We'll fix it when it breaks" attitude from crew (and Earth)
    should be pretty familiar to all of us computer types.
    
    Unlike the later applications of the idea, there was some genuine
    warmth and sensawonda too (not to mention all those gags!).
    
    "Liberal" SFers who enjoyed the old New Wave seem to think a lot
    more of the movie than anyone else - old and new Old Wave fans get
    turned off by the scummy FX and unheroic crew, and non-sf people
    can't take the low budget acting and production.  BUT THEY'RE ALL
    WRONG.
504.9Name that tune ?CURRNT::PREECEShipwrecked and comatoseWed Dec 13 1989 11:1415
    
    
    I just found a copy of DS on tape, and enjoyed watching it again,
    after some time, but something's nagging at my memory now, and I
    wonder if the assembled noters can help ?
    
    In one scene, Doolittle wanders off into a storage are of some sort,
    and plays a tune on an assembly of bottles filled with water (a
    glass-o-phone ?).   what *is* that tune ?   I'm sure I recognised
    it, but I can't think where from .
    
    Offers, anybody ?
    
    
    Ian
504.10DARK STAR TAPE?CRATE::PACE::PITCAIRNThu Jan 17 1991 16:025
    Can anyone tell me were I can get a copy of DARK STAR video tape
    in the UK.
    
    Willy P.
    
504.11Late Arrival...SOFBAS::TRINWARDMaker of fine scrap-paper since 1949Wed May 22 1991 12:5512
Just found this note --

DS is one of my favorite "diversions" -- I've watched
my copy (BETA version) MANy times...

The best character, IMO, is still the Beachball, with
its uncanny portrayal of a maleficent house-pet (My SO
has an Amazon parrot who is the spitting image sometimes,
right down to the glower (Yes, I know:  you couldn't
actually SEE the 'ball' glowering, but when (s(he))/(it)
did that TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP with the toenails, you KNEW!

504.12NYTP07::LAMWed May 22 1991 13:454
    Yes, i remember this.  I thought it was great and very funny.  Did
    anyone notice that the ending scene is from a Ray Bradbury short story.
    
    ktlam...
504.13RE 504.12RBURNS::KLAESAll the Universe, or nothing!Wed May 22 1991 19:262
    	Which Ray Bradbury story?
    
504.14re 504.13NYTP07::LAMWed May 22 1991 19:529
    I don't remember the title but it was a short story.  It had to do with
    an astronaut lost in space floating toward a group of asteroids.  The
    scene at the end of the "Dark Star" was very similar.  When the bomb
    detonated itself leaving two astronauts floating in space, one of them
    allowed himself to float toward a group of asteroids which reminded me
    of the Ray Bradbury story.  The other got on top of something and rode
    it like a surfboard into a neighboring planet's atmosphere burning
    himself up.  When I get home I look through my Ray Bradbury collection
    and try to find the title.
504.15AUSSIE::GARSONHotel Garson: No VacanciesThu Apr 07 1994 02:484
    re .last few
    
    I think the reference is to the short story, 'Kaleidoscope', which is
    from "The Illustrated Man" by Ray Bradbury.
504.16When Twilight Falls on NGC 891MTWAIN::KLAESNo Guts, No GalaxyMon Aug 08 1994 20:1686
Article: 66644
Newsgroups: sci.astro
From: mmaclow@quads.uchicago.edu (mordecai-mark mac low)
Subject: Re: Galactic Catalog (?) reference in early John Carpenter movie
Sender: news@uchinews.uchicago.edu (News System)
Organization: University of Chicago
Date: Sun, 31 Jul 1994 01:52:22 GMT
 
In article <CtKBs0.H3x@espada.chi.il.us> cgordon@vpnet.chi.il.us
(gordon hlavenka) writes: 

>I confess:  I never read this group until SL9, and will probably bail
>out soon.  But not until I've found the answer to this question:
>
>	What (where?) is NGC891?
>
>In a movie called "Dark Star", there is a song called "When Twilight
>Falls on NGC891."  (The band is "Martin Segundo and his Scintilla
>Strings.")  I'm really not astronomically oriented, but I can't help
>suspecting that there's an in-joke here someplace.  Can someone --
>ahem -- enlighten me?
 
NGC 891 is a (relatively!) nearby edge-on spiral galaxy.  It has
recently been seen to have clear evidence for interstellar gas being
thrown large distances above its disk by superbubbles... something of
personal interest to me.  However, when Dark Star was made (great
movie, definitely), I doubt there was anything special about the
galaxy. They probably just picked a number that fit the rhyme (or that
was special for non-astronomical reasons). 

Article: 66698
Newsgroups: sci.astro
From: mehr@oskar.uchicago.edu (David Mehringer)
Subject: Re: Galactic Catalog (?) reference in early John Carpenter movie
Sender: news@uchinews.uchicago.edu (News System)
Organization: Department of Astronomy and Astrophysics
Date: Sun, 31 Jul 1994 22:22:15 GMT
 
In article <Ctpzx3.6BJ@espada.chi.il.us> cgordon@vpnet.chi.il.us
(gordon hlavenka) writes: 

>In a previous life, I wrote:
>>	What (where?) is NGC891?
>
>No response.  Hmmm...  If there is no answer to this question, would
>someone at least tell me?  The silence is deafening.

NGC 891 is located at alpha(2000) = 02h22.6m delta(2000) = +42d21'. 
It is an edge-on spiral galaxy with dust lane of visual magnitude 
10 located in Andromeda (not related to M31). 
 
--
Dave Mehringer                    University of Illinois  
dmehring@sirius.astro.uiuc.edu    Department of Astronomy
BIMA post-doc/AIPS manager        Urbana, IL 61801 USA
BIMA=Berkeley-Illinois-Maryland Association mm-wave array, Hat Creek, CA

Article: 66913
From: phfrom@nyx.uni-konstanz.de (Hartmut Frommert)
Newsgroups: sci.astro
Subject: Re: Galactic Catalog (?) reference in early John Carpenter movie
Date: Tue, 2 Aug 1994 21:07:40 GMT
Organization: University of Constance, Dept. of Physics
 
cgordon@vpnet.chi.il.us (gordon hlavenka) writes:
 
>In a previous life, I wrote:
>>       What (where?) is NGC891?
 
>No response.  Hmmm...  If there is no answer to this question, would
>someone at least tell me?  The silence is deafening.
 
Telnet to Nasa's NED database: ned.ipac.caltech.edu, login: ned, and
follow the instructions until you reach a point where you can inquire
for the object's data. 
 
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