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Title:Arcana Caelestia
Notice:Directory listings are in topic 2
Moderator:NETRIX::thomas
Created:Thu Dec 08 1983
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1300
Total number of notes:18728

441.0. "New Operating System!?!" by KAOA05::PURDIE () Wed Feb 11 1987 14:41

    A little bit of humor.
    
    
    	PROGRAMMING ANOUNCEMENT
    
    
    New Operating System
    
    Because so many users have asked for an operating system of even
    greater capability than VMS, DEC announces the Virtual Universe
    Operating System - OS/VU
    
    Running under OS/VU, the individual user appears to have not merley
    a machine of his own, but an entire universe of his own, in which
    he can set up and take down his own programs, data sets, system
    networks, personnel and planetary systems. He need only specify
    the universe he desires , and the OS/VU system generation progam
    (IEHGOD) does the rest. This program will reside in SYS1.GODLIB.
    The minimun time for this function is 6 days of activity and 1 day
    of review. In conjunction with OS/VU, all system utilities have
    been replaced by one program (IEHPROPHET) which will reside in
    SYS1.MESSIAH. This program requires no parms or control statements
    as it knows what you want to do when it is executed.
    
    Naturally the user must have obtained a certain degree of
    sophistication in the data processing field if an efficient utilization
    of OS/VU is to be achieved. Frequent calls to non-resident galaxies,
    for instance , can lead to unexpected delays in the execution of
    a job. Although DEC , through its wholly owned subsidiary , The
    United States, is working on a progarm to upgrade the speed of light
    and thus reduce the overhead of extraterrestrial and metadimensional
    paging, users must be careful for the present to stay within the
    laws of physics. DEC must charge an additional fee for violations.
    
    OS/VU will run on any DEC VAX **** equipped with Extended Warp
    Feature. Rental is twenty million dollars per cpu/nanosecond.
    
    Users should be aware that DEC plans to migrate all existing systems
    and hardware to OS/VU as soon as our engineeres effect one output
    that is (conceptually) error free. This will give us a base from
    which to develop an even more powerfull operating system, target
    date 2001, designated "Virtual Reality". OS/VR is planned to enable
    the user to migrate to totally unreal universes. To aid the user
    in identifying the difference between "Virtual Reality" and "Real
    Reality", a file containing a linear arrangement of multisensory
    total records of successive moments of now will be established.
    It's name will be SYS1.ESP.
    
    
    
                                            
    (copied from a previously received memo) 
    
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441.1Thermodynamics and TheologyNY1MM::BOWERSDave BowersWed Feb 11 1987 20:079
    I seem to remember an Asimov short story in which larger & larger
    computers are being built (the Solar Computer, the Galactic Computer,
    etc.).  Finally the Universal Computer is constructed in hyper-space
    and set to work on the problem of reversing entropy, since by this
    time the universe is beginning to run down.  The last line of the
    story is:
    
    And the Universal computer said, "Let there be light."  And there
    was light.
441.2the titleCACHE::MARSHALLhunting the snarkWed Feb 11 1987 22:0510
    Re .1:
    
    The short story was "The Last Question" and has appeared in numerous
    collections.
                                                   
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441.3BPT::MOREAUKen MoreauThu Feb 12 1987 15:248
RE: .0

When I first saw this announcement (in 1978), the company which was developing
OS/VU was IBM, not DEC.

Its nice to know DEC is over-taking IBM in all sorts of areas :-)

-- Ken Moreau
441.4AMRETO::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Thu Feb 12 1987 21:373
    I remember seeing an announcement in the same vein.  The part I
    remember best is the virtual CPU - it looks like your job is running
    now when it's actually running next week.
441.5Oldie but Goldy (I sa it in 75)MUNICH::BEARDSWORTHName is toooo longWed Sep 28 1988 11:136
    Yup, late again, but it was IBM originally. ITS obvious, if you
    read the BLURB. IEHGOD (all of the IBM standard utilities on eg
    MVT MVS and their errors have names like IEFBR, IEBGENER etc) The
    libraries tend to be called  sys1.lib etc.
    
    Rob
441.6Deep ThoughtKYOA::CORCORANdeep thoughtThu Sep 29 1988 03:5512
    re: *.2
    
    	But I thought the answer was 42!
    
    	As long as we're on this topic, I remember a story told to me
    	by a professor of Logic at CCNY.  Seems if you take HAL from
    	2001 and replace each letter with the next in alphabet, you
    	come up with IBM.
    
    	People spend all day thinking of stuff like this... ;-)
    
    	Rich
441.7HAL => IBMTFH::MARSHALLhunting the snarkThu Sep 29 1988 13:3714
    re .6:
    
    Arthur C. Clarke mentioned this little tidbit of quasi-numerology
    in his book "Lost Worlds of 2001" (or maybe it was in "The Making
    of 2001") He says that it was purely coincidental. HAL, as explained
    in the novel _2001_ stands for "Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic
    computer".
    
                                                   
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441.8RIGHT!MEMIT1::SCOLAROA keyboard, how quaintThu Sep 29 1988 13:580
441.9TARKIN::WISMARCogito cogito ergo cogito sum.Fri Sep 30 1988 13:258
    Clarke mntioned that fact in 2001 itself!  He mentioned that <insert
    character name - the one who built HAL n the first place> had been,
    ahh...., *perturbed* when Dave or one of the other characters had
    insinuated that he had named the machine HAL so as "to be one step
    ahead of IBM.", to which <insert character name again> replied that
    the name HAL was the afforementioned acronym....
    
                                                                 -John.
441.10RE 441.9MTWAIN::KLAESNo atomic lobsters this week.Fri Sep 30 1988 15:574
    	Where was this mentioned?
    
    	Larry
    
441.11Not very helpful.TARKIN::WISMARZdravstvuytye.Tue Oct 04 1988 15:129
    I'd have to re-read the book....  It's been several years.
    But I remember that the comment had been made that the name was
    just an attempt to be one step ahead of IBM, immediately following
    which was the explanation of what HAL really meant....
    
    I'll have to be re-reading the book again anyway in preparation
    for the newest sequel....
    
                                                              -John.
441.12What You Always Wanted to Know...BMT::MENDESAI is better than no I at allWed Oct 05 1988 02:2311
    Re .5, minor correction: IBM's OS software uses prefixes which can
    be used to logically group things together. IEFBR14, for example,
    is a utility program used to allocate/deallocate datasets. (It consists
    of little more than a branch on register 14 to return to its caller).
    IEBGENER is used to generate datasets; IEBCOPY to copy them.
    
    Messages also have a standard format- 3 letters to logically group
    things and 3 digits within the group. A letter suffix lets you know
    if this is an <A>ction, <I>nformation or <W>arning message, etc.
    
    - Richard