| The following is some mail I received a few months ago. It's interesting that
Greystoke is listed as debuting in November/December...
From: Hackers across the networks
To: ELSIE::PENGUIN
Subj: SF-LOVERS Digest
SPECIAL ISSUE - Upcoming Films for 1984 (2 msgs)
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The L.A. Times entertainment section (Calendar) for Sunday, January 8th,
published a list of all of the films that major studios are willing to admit
that they plan to release in 1984. The original list was compiled by Julie
Richard. Thanks to the people whose comments are in square brackets for
supplying information to SF-LOVERS.
January
THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY
Comedy about nomadic African tribesman who discover a strange object has
fallen from a plane and believe it's a magical gift from the Gods. (Fox Inter.
Classics).
February
PLEIN SUD ("Heat of Desire")
A fantasy about an intellectual who becomes a man of action under the
tutelage of a beautiful adventuress. Starring Patrick Dewaere, Clio
Goldsmith, and Jeanne Moreau. [A French film, if you haven't already guessed,
and not too recent, since Dewaere killed himself early last year - reiher].
(Triumph/Columbia)
March / April
CHILDREN OF THE CORN
Based on the Stephen King story about a young couple traveling across
the United States who stumble onto a religious cult in Nebraska. (New World).
ICEMAN
The story of a Neanderthal man who is found frozen alive in glacial ice.
Timothy Hutton and Lindsay Crouse star. Fred Schepisi ("The Chant of Jimmie
Blacksmith") directs. [Probably a good deal more serious than it sounds at
first hearing. Schepisi is an Australian with a very good critical
reputation, and Hutton is still hot enough to avoid trash. Some stills I've
seen of the makeup look very good. - reiher] (Universal)
ICE PIRATES
Pirates-in-outer-space story with Robert Urich and Mary Crosby. (MGM/UA)
LE DERNIER COMBAT
Four survivors of a planetary catastrophe band together to make a last
stand for the human race. (Triumph/Columbia)
SPLASH
Ron Howard directs a comedy about a man's love affair with a mermaid.
John Candy and Daryl Hannah star. [Looks like Disney strikes out again -
reiher] (Disney Pictures)
May / June
FIRESTARTER
Adaptation of Stephen King's novel about a little girl (Drew Barrymore)
who turns her fear into a weapon. WIth George C. Scott, Martin Sheen, and
David Keith. (Universal)
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S JOY OF SEX
High school students' sexual problems come to the fore in this film
directed by Martha Coolidge (Valley Girl).
GHOSTBUSTERS
Bill Murray, Dan Ackroyd, and Harold Ramis as parapsychologists in New
York. [The previews looked outrageous - penguin].
GREMLINS
Joe Dante ["It's a Good Life" segment of "The Twilight Zone: The Movie"
- reiher] directs a Steven Spielberg production about a cute but malevolent
creature. With Phoebe Cates [That brilliant actress who distinguished herself
by not showing her breasts in "Private School" - reiher] (Warner Bros.)
INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM
Harrison Ford and Kate Capshaw have cliff hanging adventures in this
"prequel" to "Raiders of the Lost Ark". Steven Spielberg directs. [The
trailer for this looks good, but not as good as Raiders'. It seems to be set
mostly in the far east, and apparently features a kid side kick, which could
be a mistake. I'm suspicious of prequels. - reiher] (Paramount)
This prequel occurs 10 years before Raiders. It is for this reason, as
well as several others, that there is another (from all reports blonde, buxom,
and beautiful) "love" interest in the film instead of Karen Allen. This
reason also explains why there are no other repeats (though who knows, maybe
we'll get to see Professor Ravenwood and his at-that-time probably teen-age
daughter). While film clips were shown at Worldcon, they ARE trying to be
secretive (from the people who brought you Blue Harvest) and I remember
nothing outstanding or interesting in them.
THE LAST STARFIGHTER
Story of an 18-year-old with a talent for video games. Robert Preston
and Lance Guest star. (Universal).
THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT
A top-secret World War II military experiment is brought to life in this
time travel adventure. With Michael Pare and Nancy Allen. (New World) [For
those not up on movie studios, New World was Roger Corman's old stomping
grounds, and specialized in cheap exploitation films, from beach blanket stuff
to Poe ripoffs, with stopoffs at motorcycle films and topless nurse and
student teacher films, and, of course, the ever popular fifties alien invasion
films. Many of them were fairly amusing. - reiher]
RED DAWN
John Milius, who directed "Conan the Barbarian" and "The Wind and the
Lion", directs a story of a group of innocents forced into armed resistance
against an invasion of the U.S. With Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell and
Powers Booth. [Milius would have preferred living in the Middle Ages, when he
would have had more chances to kill people in hand-to-hand combat. His films
reflect this sensibility, for better or worse. -reiher] (MGM/UA)
STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK
The continuing adventures of the Starship Enterprise and the search for
Mr. Spock. With William Shatner, James Doohan, DeForest Kelley, and Dame
Judith Anderson. [And Christopher Lloyd, of "Taxi", as the villain. -reiher]
Directed by Leonard Nimoy. (Paramount) [Looks like a big summer for Paramount
-reiher]. [Can a film be about a search for a director? - ssmith]
STREETS OF FIRE
Diane Lane and Michael Pare in a rock and roll fantasy about a soldier
of fortune. Walter Hill ("48 HRS.") directs. [Coming attractions look really
good, provided you don't mind a lot of violence. -reiher] (Universal)
July/August
ALL OF ME
One of the world's richest women, who is dying, arranges to have her
soul transformed into the body of a younger, healthier woman. Steve Martin,
Lily Tomlin, and Victoria Tennant star. Carl Reiner directs. [A comedy, if
you haven't already guessed, which sounds like it owes something to
Spielberg's segment of the "Night Gallery" pilot. -reiher] (Universal)
CONAN, PRINCE OF THIEVES
Sequel to "Conan the Barbarian", again starring Arnold Schwarzeneger.
With Wilt Chamberlain and Grace Jones. Richard Fleischer directs the Dino de
Laurentiis production. [Fleischer has a reputation as a hack director of
limited talents. -reiher] [But what a cast! Wilt the Stilt and Ms. Flat Top
herself!] (Universal)
THE NEVERENDING STORY
A boy's odyssey into a timeless world of fantastic beings. Wolfgang
Petersen ("Das Boot") directs. [Based on a current best seller which has
already cleaned up in Europe and Japan, this German film has the largest
budget in German film history. -reiher]. [My award for worst film title, does
it relect how boring the film is? -ssmith] (Warner Bros.)
NIGHT OF THE COMET
A science fiction comedy about two sisters and the coming of a fabulous
comet. (Atlantic)
WHERE THE GREEN ANTS DREAM
Werner Herzog (Fitzcarraldo) directs this film set in Australia. (Orion
Classics). [Okay, probably not a SF film, but knowing Herzog you will have to
classify it as a fantasy -ssmith]
SHEENA OF THE JUNGLE
Tanya Roberts ("Charlie's Angels") in a feminine twist on Tarzan.
(Columbia)
November/December
BABY
A professor [Fred MacMurray?] and his wife discover a baby dinosaur in
Africa. [Sounds like Disney's going to take a bath this year. -reiher]
(Disney)
O.C. AND STIGGS
Robert Altman directs a comedy about two teenage boys on summer
vacation. [Hmm, I wonder how much like the National Lampoon stories this can
be. -bakin]
DUNE
Based on Frank Herbert's science fiction novel about mile-long monsters
that devour manlike insects. Max von Sydow and Sting star. David Lynch
directs. [Hey, I'm just copying this stuff, not making it up. As I
recollect, Sydow is playing Liet Kynes and Sting is Baron Harkonnen's beloved
nephew. Lynch is a brilliant stylist and the stills look great. -reiher].
[LONG AWAITED!! But who came up with this terrible press release? Milelong
monsters = sandworms, ok, but manlike insects??? what book did this people
read? -ssmith] (Universal)
Also, as far as I know, Dune is due out next December (i.e. I believe the
date given in the last digest is erroneous). Film clips of this were also
shown at Worldcon but were, in contrast to IJatToD's, very impressive despite
the fact that they refused to show the sandworms, the guild navigator, or the
massive exodus scene (which involved an incredible number of models).
GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES
Is about Tarzan's boyhood, his repatriation to British aristocracy, and
his return to the jungle. Ralph Richardson, Christopher Lambert, and Ian Holm
star. Hugh Hudson ("Chariots of Fire") directs. [This is a real labor of
love for Hudson, whose been trying to film it for a very long time. The actor
playing Tarzan is French, which makes a lot of sense for those who've read the
original book. The trailer looks impressive and faithful. - reiher] (Warner
Bros.)
LADYHAWKE
Richard Donner ("Superman") directs a tale of romance and magic in the
Middle Ages. With Rutger Hauer[chief android in "Blade Runner" -reiher],
Matthew Broderick [from "War Games" -reiher], and Michelle Pfeiffer. [Also,
John Wood, the scientist in "War Games", as an evil bishop. Donner has been
trying to down play the sword and sorcery elements, figuring it will be bad
for business what with the entries in that genre of the last couple years, but
it's obviously fantasy. There's a lengthy and interesting article on this $16
million film in the same issue of The L.A. Times Calendar that has this
information. -reiher] (Warner Bros.)
OH GOD III
George Burns in his first dual role, God and Devil.
STARMAN
Love story with a science fiction background produced by Michael
Douglas. (Columbia)
2010
Sequel to "2001: A Space Odyssey". Peter Hyams directs this return to
Jupitor's moons to learn the fate of astronaut David Bowman and HAL the
computer. [Hyams ("Capricorn One") is no great shakes as a director. Keir
Dullea has signed, and I think they got hold of the actor who dubbed HAL's
lines, as well. -reiher] [Stop Dave my mind is going...We'll see what happen
without Kubrick directing...Anybody know who Peter Hyams is and what he has
directed before?? -ssmith] (MGM/UA)
No release date
DREAM ONE
A ten-year-old boy is magically transported to a strange dream world.
With Nipsey Russell and Harvey Keitel. [Talk about your odd couples. -reiher]
(Columbia)
HEAVEN SENT
Herbert Ross ("The Turning Point") directs a story of a youth who
time-trips himself backwards until he and his parents are the same age.
(Embassy)
THE MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN
They can keep it.
SUPERGIRL
Superman's cousin, Kara (Helen Slater), clashes with a sorceress. Also
starring Peter O'Toole, Faye Dunaway, and Mia Farrow. Jeannot Szwarc
("Somewhere in Time") directs. [Szwarc was the director who sank "Jaws II".
Another hack. -reiher] (Warner Bros.)
VISIONQUEST
A youth searches for adulthood. Matthew Modine and Linda Fiorentinno
star. [Might not be sf/fantasy, but the title sure sounds like it. -reiher]
(Warner Bros.)
Further comments
The chances are good that a few of these films will never be released, or
perhaps even made. The list the Times published last year contained at least
a dozen films which didn't come out. Some were delayed, and some cancelled.
The same might happen with a few of these. It's also my painful duty to point
out the possibility that "Santa Claus", from the Salskynd brothers who brought
you Supermans I-III, may be out by next Christmas. They have an unpleasant
habit of following through on their threats, so we may yet see Dudley Moore as
one of Santa's elves.
Mon 16-Jan-1984 18:50
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