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Conference noted::equitation

Title:Equine Notes Conference
Notice:Topics List=4, Horses 4Sale/Wanted=150, Equip 4Sale/Wanted=151
Moderator:MTADMS::COBURNIO
Created:Tue Feb 11 1986
Last Modified:Thu Jun 05 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:2080
Total number of notes:22383

1203.0. "Dumb advice" by DYO780::AXTELL (Dragon Lady) Wed Mar 07 1990 14:42

    Since the show season is about to begin, I've got a new topic.
    
    	Dumb Things you've (accidentally) overheard trainers say.
    
    Now no names, please.  We've got to protect the innocent.
    
    And I'd like it known that I have never been guilty of uttering
    dumb things whilst attempting to "convince" a student to ride
    correctly :>)
    
    			-maureen
    
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1203.1on sitting trotDYO780::AXTELLDragon LadyWed Mar 07 1990 14:437
    Overheard from a prominent dressage trainer attempting to teach
    the sitting trot...
    
    		"Open your butt."
    
    One can only imagine what this is supposed to mean. 
    
1203.2MEIS::SCRAGGSWed Mar 07 1990 14:539
    I like this note...
    
    when learning to ride I once had a very prominant instructor 
    screaming at me to "Bag my reins" ...I just pulled up and asked
    her to explain in english, she was not amused! Never rode with 
    HER again.
    
    Marianne
    
1203.3hunt seat equitationDYO780::AXTELLDragon LadyWed Mar 07 1990 15:0310
    Here's one from a new hunt seat student of mine.
    
    "When riding in the froward seat, the only correct position is
    to have you feet parallel to the horse, not gripping/touching
    with your knees, and... grip with the front quarter (shin area)
    of you calf".
    
    Needless to say this is 1) impossible to achieve   2) painful to
    attempt and  3) leads to lots of falls.
    
1203.4ah the early days...BSS::SACHSWed Mar 07 1990 18:2214
    
    I had a trainer tell me that it was totally acceptable to learn to 
    canter on the third lesson.  To help me learn this she first
    had me hold on to the breast collar or martingale and then after
    I broke 3 of them hanging on for dear life, she had me
    hold the pommel of the saddle.  After I had an accident that
    resulted in a concussion, I opted to find a trainer that
    was more concerned with my safety.
    
    btw, sounds like some of her advice in the previous note.  I could
    swear I'd heard it before.......
    
    jan
    
1203.5dumb question!!!!!!PATS::MATTHEWSOk, so *like WHEREZ the mail!?Wed Mar 07 1990 19:219
    re. hunt seat eq..
    i know of an instructor that was telling me thats how she teaches her
    students, personally i thought it was whacked! Are you really* supposed
    to ride like that? My horse is so light sided, you'd be peelin' her
    off the ceiling!
    
    
    			WENDY O'
    
1203.6DYO780::AXTELLDragon LadyWed Mar 07 1990 19:316
    Wendy,
    If you ride like that, you're going to need a life time of chiropractor
    sessions!  So I guess the dumb answer is - "NO!"
    
    Besides being painful, it looks really dumb.
    
1203.7Funny , not so much dumb.....BOOVX2::MANDILEThu Mar 08 1990 13:489
    Not so much dumb as funny......I was trying to learn to
    lope and was bouncing all over the saddle.  The trainer
    told me to pretend like I was having "sex" and copy the
    movement.  I started laughing so hard I had to stop riding
    completely before I fell off!  
    
    BUT, when I could concentrate again, it worked!!!!!!
                                 
    L-
1203.8I'm sooooo glad I'm a womanSWAM2::MASSEY_VIThu Jul 30 1992 18:3711
    I had a trainer who was totaly frustrated with my bareback equitation
    that he shoved a stick down my shirt one day.  That helped the "hunched
    back" but my seat was still tucked under too far.  I told him if he was
    the expert, he could do it and show me the errors of my ways.
    	He agreed and climbed onto my 16.2 RunningQh.  To say, Big Ben had
    a set of withers.  My trainer began to lope and stuck his rear out to
    show me how to do it right.  I asked him if it was uncomforable.  Being
    on the other side of the arena he shoted "No!!".  We all know what that
    sounds like to a western pleasure horse, don't we.  Needless to say,
    the man fell off the horse and said I could ride any way I wanted to
    from now on!