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Title: Bicycling
Notice:Bicycling for Fun
Moderator:JAMIN::WASSER
Created:Mon Apr 14 1986
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:3214
Total number of notes:31946

2859.0. "ATB STORIES" by WMOIS::GIROUARD_C () Mon Sep 26 1994 15:51

    I thought this one might be an interesting topic. Most of us are
    turning our attention to the woods now. 
    
    So, any interesting experiences or "finds" in your travels through the
    forests???
    
    Chip
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2859.11st of many...WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Sep 26 1994 15:5924
    I was out with a friend yesterday near my city (kinda deep in the
    woods).
    
    We were cruising up this very old and beaten dirt road when we came 
    upon a Jeep Renegade - Stripped! The wheels were gone and the cap was
    gone. The ignition was punched, but otherwise the vehicle was in good
    shape. There also was a full case of audio cassettes (20-30) just
    sitting on the ground. The Ma plate was there and the registration
    sticker was current.
    
    This was 10 minutes after the guy I was riding with was stung three
    times by bald-faced hornets. Evidently this huge nest was blown from a
    tree over the weekend. They were very angry. I went by and must've woke
    them up. When my buddy went by they attacked.
    
    And... He's very allergic to them! He flew off his bike and started
    running. The last time he was stung he went into shock. He had his
    medicine with him (thank God). It was the first time he's tried it
    so we weren't sure whether he'd be okay or I'd be carrying him out
    of the woods... Obviously, he was okay.
    
    Pretty interesting afternoon!
    
    Chip
2859.2Seen in passing...USCTR1::VINCENTMon Sep 26 1994 16:4224
    - Found a Suzuki Samuri (sp?) out in the middle of nowhere - hung up on the
      frame.
    
    - One of my friends was stung by several angry bees...he was the last
      guy in line.  We zipped by and stirred em up, he got stung ;^) 
    
    - 5 yahoos with guns.  Plenty of beer and no common sense.
    
    - Blasting through singletrack in a field.  I thought I was going to
      run over an old MTB tire across the trail.  When I hit it, it started
      jumping around....it was a huge snake!  The guy right on my wheel
      couldn't stop and ran over it again...one PO'd snake that will find
      another place to sun itself.
    
    - 6 or 7 4x4 trucks, 15 guys...doing things to their vehicles that the
      manufacturer never intended.  Through muddy water sections up to the
      door handles, up really steep rocky hills, etc. Had to watch for a while.
      I left when one guy came close to tipping over.  Seems like an
      expensive way to have fun.
    
    - On a night ride at Wachusett Res - A HUMMER!  The driver was in full 
      uniform and with a couple other guys in a state pick-up truck. They were
      quite surprised to see us.  Must have thought the aliens had landed.
       
2859.3MSBCS::BROWN_LMon Sep 26 1994 20:045
    While mountain biking in the Appalachian foothills in northern
    Alabama (i.e. kinda asking for it...), I almost ran over a fairly
    large copperhead rattler sunning itself in the middle of a trail.
    A closeup picture of it adorns my office.  That was the only one
    I saw, anyhow.  Kratz 
2859.4Post-Work AmoreWMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Sep 27 1994 09:2612
     I was flying down the old railroad beds that run from Gardner to NH
     when I came upon a car. As I passed I noticed a young lady sitting
     on a gentleman's lap. No, he wasn't teaching her to drive (the
     vehicle). If they were, it must've been hard to work the pedals
     with their pants around your knees!
    
     And yes, I did make an effort to look. I'm getting old so I take my
     kicks whenever I get the chance :-)...
    
     Get this, he was hiding behind her. What a guy!
    
     Chip
2859.5PAKORA::GGOODMANLoonaticTue Sep 27 1994 10:115
    
    And Chip then rode along the stretch of road 15 times in the following
    half hour... :-)
    
    Graham.
2859.6hasn't he gone yet :-)MOVIES::WIDDOWSONI have given my liver for my artTue Sep 27 1994 11:321
    Don't you have any drinking and other student type activities to do?
2859.7MASALA::GGOODMANLoonaticTue Sep 27 1994 12:145
    
    I thought that I had left DEC, but it seems that DEC had other ideas...
    Still, it's always drinking money... :-)
    
    Student Grant.
2859.8WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Sep 27 1994 12:267
    Naw, I only went by once. My speed inadvertently dropped to almost
    to zero :-).
    
    I wasn't worried about either of the chasing me :-) But, if the guy was
    armed... (yup, I know this one is wide open)
    
     Chip
2859.9More driving lessonsSNOC02::PERTOTI come from a land down underWed Sep 28 1994 03:1713
    I was riding through a suburban picnic ground (on a cycle track) on a
    beautiful spring Sunday, and the place was lousy with families on
    picnics. I was with my wife and two children (then aged 6 and 8), and
    was last in the Pertot procession, when I noticed on the left, a young
    couple under a blanket on the ground, again woman on top, and again she
    was -NOT- being taught to drive (they didn't have a car anyway).
    There was only a momentary pause as they noticed me glancing at them,
    and then the (non) driving lesson continued.
    
    I just put it down to Spring, The joyfulness of youth, and the many
    birds and bees that were buzzing around at the time.  :-)
    
    	Rudi - (who was not offended or alarmed)
2859.10NOVA::FISHERTay-unned, rey-usted, rey-adyWed Sep 28 1994 06:516
    hey, as long as they don't do something disgusting, like smoke,
    who cares?
    
    :-)
    
    ed
2859.11Clothes but no BodyWMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Oct 10 1994 09:3315
    Another chapter... Yesterday morning I was riding through a short
    section of woods to get to the "big woods." It's probably about
    a 6 acre parcel - all single track. The young adults in town often
    use this chunk of nature for weekend entertainment, e.g. sex, drugs,
    beer, and rock & roll. 
    
    With the weather here in New England this weekend the nubiles were
    busy with some heavy indulging. I came across and area strewn with
    dead soldiers and a campfire. The wierd stuff... On a log was a 
    T-Shirt, jeans, and underwear neatly draped. 
    
    I looked around for the body, but none to be found. What'd this kid
    do? Go home with just sneakers? I wish I could've have seen that!
    
     Chip
2859.12ODIXIE::CIAROCHIOne Less DogWed Oct 12 1994 20:331
    Probly heard you coming and hid in the bushes?
2859.13WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Oct 18 1994 14:2213
    UPDATE ON THE MISSING BODY...
    
    Clothes still there - No sign of life...
    
    FYI for Mass residents;
    
                            Hunting season is on (bird season). However,
                            primitive firearms/archery season for deer
                            is right around the corner.
    
    So... Be careful (and neon and noisy) out there!
    
    Chip
2859.14WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Nov 09 1994 14:5023
    <- Clothes are still there!!!! Oh well, some critter would've dragged
       the body off and dined already...
    
    Here in Ma archery season (deer) is on. I'm running into them on a 
    daily basis. You can imagine some of the looks I'm getting. I always
    act cordial ("Hi"), and get a hello back, but with varying tonal
    quality. :-)
    
    I carry my lighting system now (NiteRider) because by the time I get
    home it's dark. But, I find myself flipping it on well before dusk
    as an added (possible) safety measure.
    
    One thing that may be helpful to other folks... With all the noise I
    think I'm making I consistently startle people. I'm almost on top of
    them when they turn and look. I'm not always running at break-neck
    speeds either. One other thing... They're out beyond dusk and they're
    not supposed to be. That scares me a little.
    
    No real incidents to report, however. I will take leave, during shotgun
    and primitive firearms season for deer, of the hunting areas and stick 
    to posted lands. Those flak vests are just so damnned heavy.
    
    Chip
2859.15ODIXIE::CIAROCHIOne Less DogThu Nov 10 1994 21:129
    One time hauling downhill on a paved but small Georgia side road at
    night, lights on, there were two guys having a smoke by the side of
    their car.  They got still, quiet, and as I passed, I hear...
    
    	"Hoe-LEE!  It was a BAH-sick-ell"
    
    I think they thought I was a UFO.  
    
    
2859.16MIAWMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Nov 17 1994 11:0122
    UPDATE: 11/17/94...
    
    ... was out in Ashburnham out in the woods. Scared up 4 deer (2 bucks
    w/nice racks and 2 does). But, while riding I began to run into these
    posters on trees stating:
    
                           Jimmy    Jimmy     Jimmy
    
    
                               Please come home
    
                                 We love you
    
                                 We miss you
    
                                We'll help you
    
    There must've been 30-50 of these along an old dirt road. This area is
    a popular drinking spot for the younger crowd. I just don't remember
    reading anything about any locals missing. Interesting...
    
    Chip
2859.17MTB in HollandJGO::GERRITSENFri Jan 06 1995 11:4616
    
    Hi,
    
    I'm a MTB-er from Holland and its a pitty that we haven't thoose
    hills and forrests like you have in the USA. So I went with a few
    friends to Belgium(Ardennes) but after two minutes I fell on my
    knies. Adventure -> history. Here in Holland we have only a few
    forrests and nobody is happy with us. People are trowing wood over
    the "roads" so we can't cycle there(they think), but it's only
    more interesting to us (challange/improve your techniek).
    
    Do you also get this problems ?
    
    Raymond
    
    PS: I will try to improve my English