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Conference terri::cars_uk

Title:Cars in the UK
Notice:Please read new conference charter 1.70
Moderator:COMICS::SHELLEYELD
Created:Sun Mar 06 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:2584
Total number of notes:63384

158.0. "TEAM SKODA !!" by MEREK::IVE () Mon May 16 1988 17:05

SKODA Joke file.

1. How to double the price of a Skoda ---- fill it with petrol
2. Why do Skoda`s have heated rear windows ---- to keep your hands warm while 
								you push it.
3.What two things in the world can`t you get rid of ---- AIDS and a second hand
                                                                         Skoda.


More anyone.....

                   Colin

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158.21PEKING::PENATMon Mar 12 1990 16:306
    
    what do you call an owner of a Skoda 3.5i ??
    
    a liar.
    
    
158.23The FT finally gets there :-)RUTILE::GUESTPlease don't try to log in...Fri Jun 01 1990 13:1210
    Seen in yesterday's FT....
    
    What's the difference between a Skoda and a Jehova's Witness ?
    
    

    You can always close the door on a Jehova's Witness...  :-)

    Nigel
    
158.24KERNEL::HUTCHINGSGo Ahead PunkMon Jun 11 1990 13:3717
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a reply from a Skoda owner obviously..
    
    
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SLEEPI::HAZEL "Intelligence > knowledge + memory"     6 lines   6-JUN-1990 07:12
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    What do you call a Skoda with a turbocharger?
    
    
    
    ... a Porsche 911 !!!
158.25YUPPY::FOXMonotony on the BountyWed Jun 13 1990 17:592
    My money's on Skoda to win this year's Le Mans :-)
    
158.26Another one...AYOV16::JDRAKEJeremy Drake 823 3155Mon Feb 11 1991 20:295
    Have you heard about the 16 valve Skoda?
    
    
    
    Eight in the engine, eight in the radio.
158.27 And one more? SUBURB::POWELLMNostalgia isn't what it used to be!Tue Jul 28 1992 17:5117
    
    	All right then, we haven't exhausted all the jokes surely?
    
    
    	How do you make a Skoda look good?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    			Park in amongst a lot of LADAs!
    
    
    
    
    				Malcolm.