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Conference gidday::golden_turkey

Title:	Golden Turkey awards
Notice:	Prize awards for idiots and idiotic behaviour
Moderator:	GIDDAY::GILLINGS

Created:	Mon Oct 19 1992
Last Modified:	Thu May 15 1997
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	169
Total number of notes:	3137
Number with bodies:	7

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Topic
# Replies Author Written Subject
0.0 1 --UnknownUser-- Thu Jan 01 1970
1.0+ 19 PERCH::LESLIE Thu Aug 09 1984 Introduction
2.0 16 PERCH::LESLIE Thu Aug 09 1984 The Worst Historical Movie
3.0 130 PERCH::LESLIE Thu Aug 09 1984 The worst SF Movie
4.0 34 PERCH::LESLIE Thu Aug 09 1984 The most Insane Business Decisi
5.0 63 VICKI::THOMPSON Fri Aug 10 1984 Worst DEC product - Software
6.0 109 PERCH::LESLIE Fri Aug 17 1984 The worst car...
7.0 85 ADVISE::THOMPSON Mon Aug 20 1984 Worst DEC Product - Hardware
8.0 122 EXODUS::MCKENDRY Wed Aug 22 1984 Worst TV Series, Comedy
9.0 86 EXODUS::MCKENDRY Thu Aug 23 1984 Genuinely offensive books
10.0 12 PERCH::LESLIE Mon Sep 03 1984 FrED
11.0 6 PERCH::LESLIE Wed Sep 05 1984 Rolling Stone
13.0 75 SDC Wed Sep 26 1984 Your worst job
14.0 81 WAR75 Wed Oct 03 1984 worst ad[vertisement]
18.0 147 PERCH::ANDY_LESLIE Wed Oct 17 1984 The Worst Ad (continued)
19.0 20 PERCH::ANDY_LESLIE Thu Oct 18 1984 The Worst Taxation Laws
20.0 26 CLOSUS::KAPLAN Thu Oct 25 1984 Your worst hotel
21.0 12 PERCH::ANDY_LESLIE Sun Nov 18 1984 The Worst Trip...?
22.0 8 PERCH::ANDY_LESLIE Thu Nov 22 1984 The worst Miming in a Video
23.0 21 EAYV Mon Nov 26 1984 The worst prediction
24.0 2 STAR::CANTOR Tue Jun 12 1990 Directory listings of this conference
25.0 33 EAYV Wed Nov 28 1984 Worlds most inept politician
26.0 92 NCVAX1::FORD Thu Nov 29 1984 THE worst movie.
27.0 7 THESUN::JOHNSON Thu Nov 29 1984 Worst animal rescue
28.0 58 PEN::KALLIS Fri Mar 29 1985 STRANGE Auto Engineering
29.0 13 MILOS::MEREWOOD Tue Apr 09 1985 A very serious matter ...
30.0 17 DICE::ARSENEAU Thu Apr 11 1985 worst honeymoon!!!!
31.0 83 PEN::KALLIS Thu May 02 1985 Newspeak
32.0 3 PEN::KALLIS Wed May 15 1985 Worst SWAT
33.0 1 GWEN::LUGRIN Tue May 21 1985 Travelling turkey
34.0 14 NY1MM::MISRAHI Tue Jun 18 1985 * customers *
35.0 32 PEN::KALLIS Thu Jul 18 1985 Worst Marketing
36.0 2 TRIVIA::REINIG Sun Jul 21 1985 Worst researched book (fiction)
37.0 4 HAMSTR::TORTORINO Wed Jul 31 1985 Poverty Cars
38.0 57 ABLE::MARTY Sat Aug 03 1985 Worst trip by air
39.0 35 BRS Mon Aug 05 1985 Worst mistake in advertisements
40.0 16 SNO78C::ORME Tue Sep 03 1985 worst dec marketing ploy
41.0 11 FIXER::PURDY Wed Feb 12 1986 GRADE 'A' TURKEYS..
42.0 6 PUNDIT::CHIP Thu Feb 20 1986 Air Traffic Controllers
45.0 10 PEN::KALLIS Fri Mar 07 1986 Judicial Decisions
46.0 3 SWATT::POLIKOFF Fri Mar 14 1986 They have their pride
48.0 2 INK::KALLIS Wed May 14 1986 Turkey Kiev
50.0 1 EAYV Mon Jun 02 1986 HELP!! We have a constipated Turkey...
51.0 30 PIXEL::KRUPINSKI Mon Jul 07 1986 Bad taste - Record Album art/title
52.0 GEM::ANDY_LESLIE Wed Jul 30 1986 Welcome to HUMAN::GOLDEN_TURKEY.NOTE
53.0 22 GEM::ANDY_LESLIE Mon Aug 04 1986 Most reviled political leader in the world
54.0 4 PSGMKG::RODENHISER Wed Aug 06 1986 Worst Boston-based Pro Baseball Team
55.0 34 NEXUS::DEVINS Wed Aug 06 1986 Dumbest Lawsuits
56.0 106 NEXUS::DEVINS Wed Aug 06 1986 Dumbest Criminals
57.0 22 NEXUS::DEVINS Tue Aug 12 1986 MURPHY'S LAW
58.0 1 SWATT::POLIKOFF Mon Sep 08 1986 Mom, Can I lick the bowl. No flush it.
59.0 1 RDGENG::LESLIE Tue Nov 04 1986 Personnel Policyon use of Networks, etc FYI
60.0 8 416 Tue Nov 18 1986 Worst Honorary Degree
62.0 3 HENRY8::WHEELER Tue Nov 25 1986 Cut this one out of the will, dear
64.0 10 KAOA Fri Jun 19 1987 Worst Notesfile
65.0 13 FXADM::SORRENTINO Fri Jun 19 1987 Worst Apt.
66.0 5 FXADM::SORRENTINO Fri Jun 19 1987 And no one found out. Shhh.
67.0 13 UTRTSC::VANSENTEN Thu Jun 25 1987 The worst hardware EVER!
68.0 18 MINDER::FIELD Sun Jun 28 1987 Worst Management Comment ??
69.0 6 USRCV1::HOLTJ Thu Jul 02 1987 Still corny after 2
70.0 34 QRTRS::COGHILL Mon Aug 10 1987 Turkey Laws
71.0 6 CHEFS::DALLISON Wed Aug 26 1987 WHAT A DRIVER
72.0 26 SPRINT::ROLLINS Fri Sep 18 1987 Worst Products Period
74.0 3 CHEFS::FRENCHS Thu Oct 22 1987 They bounce VT52's don't they.
75.0 7 SPRINT::ROLLINS Fri Oct 23 1987 Laughable Notes
76.0 2 GVASA::LUGRIN Fri Nov 27 1987 Honest at telephone answering
77.0 1 CSC32::S_HALL Mon Dec 07 1987 Holes-in-the-wall I've known
78.0 48 ERASER::KALLIS Mon Jan 04 1988 Catch-22 Instructions
79.0 122 MSDSWS::HENDERSON Tue Feb 02 1988 Worst Pop Tune
80.0 1 MSDSWS::HENDERSON Tue Feb 02 1988 Foot in mouth disease
81.0 6 AYOV11::EBYRNE Thu Feb 04 1988 GOVERNMENT GOBBLERS
82.0 3 BPOV Tue Feb 16 1988 Say what???!!!
83.0 45 VAXRIO::CLAIRE Fri Mar 04 1988 Worst Drivers
85.0 6 MCIS2::MORAN Tue Apr 05 1988 Sales Turkeys
86.0 10 SAHQ::LILLY Mon Apr 18 1988 brightest salesman award
87.0 1 HPSTEK::XIA Fri Jun 17 1988 Seat Belts and Teddy
88.0 16 SUBURB::TUDORK Tue Jun 21 1988 WORST PUBLIC SERVICE
89.0 19 STING::EMERSON_P Fri Jul 01 1988 stupid road/highway engineering
90.0 38 KYOA::CLEARY Tue Jul 26 1988 Did they REALLY say that!
91.0 23 POBOX::CROWE Wed Aug 31 1988 Worst Pick-Up Lines
92.0 27 AYOV11::EBYRNE Fri Oct 07 1988 Sports Beauties
93.0 4 KBOMFG::POST Sun Oct 09 1988 NUKE THE DUKE
94.0 77 KBOMFG::POST Mon Oct 17 1988 Worst Company Names
95.0 3 CLOSET::T_PARMENTER Wed Oct 19 1988 Nonpareil inanity
96.0 66 KAOA12::SMELLIE Fri Oct 21 1988 Worst Wording in a Birth Announcement
97.0 8 POBOX::CROWE Wed Oct 26 1988 Police Turkeys
98.0 KBOMFG::POST Thu Oct 27 1988 Confusing Cops and Robbers
99.0 12 POBOX::CROWE Tue Nov 01 1988 Co-worker Awards
100.0 KBOMFG::POST Sat Nov 05 1988 And you thought you knew English!!
101.0 6 MTWAIN::KLAES Fri Nov 11 1988 The Worst News Broadcasts
102.0 40 ASHBY::GASSAWAY Wed Nov 23 1988 Worst Fashions
103.0 2 RLAV::CLEARY Thu Dec 01 1988 Alan Alda buys a Toshiba lap top PC.
104.0 40 USWAV1::CHAPLAIN Tue Dec 06 1988 Only in Boston
105.0 4 KBOMFG::POST Wed Dec 21 1988 Highway Robbery
106.0 12 LIBRAE::BAILEY Sun Jan 08 1989 He's no lady
108.0+ 8 USWAV1::CHAPLAIN Tue Jan 17 1989 What's In a Name
109.0 5 KBOMFG::POST Wed Jan 18 1989 A harmless but good hardy laugh
110.0 5 KAOO Fri Jan 20 1989 LOSER OF THE DAY
111.0 7 RTL::HINXMAN Fri Feb 10 1989 Worst navigation
112.0 13 HOO78C::ANDERSON Mon Feb 13 1989 English as She is spoke!
113.0 CSCMA::GREEN Wed Mar 15 1989 Worst day on the water
114.0 8 POBOX::CROWE Wed Mar 15 1989 Worst First Date
115.0 1 KBOMFG::POST Mon Mar 20 1989 Those good old DO-IT-YOURSELFers
116.0 8 USWAV1::CHAPLAIN Sun Apr 09 1989 George Bush...
117.0 13 GAOV Wed Apr 19 1989 Messers.
118.0 POBOX::CROWE Fri Apr 28 1989 Turkey Teamwork
119.0 28 HPSCAD::ALTMAN Mon Jun 26 1989 Menu Mania
120.0 3 BEING::POSTPISCHIL Fri Jun 30 1989 Illustration Errors
121.0 6 SSDEVO::EGGERS Thu Jul 20 1989 The worst rathole
122.0 21 WR1FOR::ADELMAN_AA Wed Aug 02 1989 <<** WORST ENGLISH **>>
123.0 71 XNTRIK::MAGOON Thu Aug 03 1989 Funny if taken out of context...
124.0 8 POBOX::CROWE Wed Aug 09 1989 Out of the mouth of babes
125.0 2 HOO78C::ANDERSON Fri Sep 08 1989 Hacker Friendly System Management.
126.0 1 DPDMAI::SWENSON Thu Sep 21 1989 Brave Hunters\
127.0 2 GIDDAY::GILLINGS Tue Oct 17 1989 wrong shovel - you're sacked!
128.0 6 AYOV27::ISMITH Thu Nov 02 1989 Funereal Bloopers
129.0 MISFIT::KINNEYD Thu Dec 21 1989 Best Scoundrel Award
130.0 9 AYOV18::GMCCULLOCH Tue Jan 09 1990 The Worst Submarine.
131.0 24 POBOX::CROWE Wed Mar 07 1990 Best/Worst t-shirts
132.0 YUPPY::DUTTONS Thu Jun 07 1990 PEPPERED LEOPARD
133.0 3 GIDDAY::GILLINGS Sat Jun 16 1990 The Presidents Phone is Busy
134.0 PEKING::GERRYT Thu Aug 02 1990 Turkey Office Equipment
135.0 2 GIDDAY::GILLINGS Tue Aug 28 1990 pseudo journalist turkey
136.0 2 JOCKEY::MACLUREA Fri Sep 21 1990 To err is Human...
137.0 2 YUPPY::GARLICKK Fri Sep 21 1990 the worst jokes
138.0 2 NOTIME::SACKS Tue Sep 25 1990 Best Film by a Dead Director...
139.0 POBOX::CROWE Thu Oct 25 1990 `New' terminology
140.0 34 BRUMMY::LAWTON Mon Nov 05 1990 Worst practical jokes or "Oh, you B******!!!!"
141.0 1 GIDDAY::GILLINGSNP Mon Nov 12 1990 Never ask a question if you don't know the answer
142.0 ELIS::BUREMA Mon Jan 07 1991 BIG spender
143.0 6 BRUMMY::LAWTON Tue Jan 08 1991 Who was that masked turkey?
144.0 10 NOTIME::SACKS Fri Jan 11 1991 Military blunders
145.0 4 BRUMMY::LAWTON Mon Feb 25 1991 Worst Breaches Of Trust
146.0 1 NOTIME::SACKS Tue Mar 19 1991 Torturing your friends
147.0 3 TARKIN::KEEFER Thu Apr 04 1991 Worst Dictionary Definition
148.0 4 BRUMMY::LAWTON Mon Apr 29 1991 TURKEY TIMING
149.0 11 POBOX::CROWE Wed May 08 1991 Words of Wisdom
150.0 3 POBOX::CROWE Wed Jun 12 1991 The Wedding
151.0 5 SYSTEM::WATSON Mon Sep 02 1991 Worst security
152.0 4 STORIE::KALLIS Fri Sep 13 1991 Dumb Television Programming
153.0 2 GYUPCC::BLAKE Wed Oct 02 1991 QUayle Quotes
154.0 2 REPAIR::RICKETTS Mon Nov 11 1991 Railway Turkeys
155.0 2 RDVAX::KALIKOW Sun Dec 15 1991 What, no basenote on CHUTZPAH??!
156.0 5 HELIX::KALLIS Thu Dec 19 1991 Worst taste in exploiting current conditions
157.0 5 HELIX::KALLIS Fri Jan 24 1992 Dumb Actions with authority figures
158.0 1 DYPSS1::COGHILL Wed May 27 1992 Worse Hospital Stay
159.0 1 KBOMFG::POST Tue Jul 07 1992 RESTRUCTURING FOR BEGINNERS
160.0 3 VSSCAD::ALTMAN Tue Sep 29 1992 Headlines...
162.0 1 CSC32::J_HENSON Mon Oct 19 1992 Dumb Animal Tricks?
163.0 12 CSOADM::ROTH Thu Oct 07 1993 Golden Turkey Fans?
164.0 3 CSOADM::ROTH Fri Jan 21 1994 Stupid things done at home
165.0 1 SCHOOL::NEWTON Wed Oct 05 1994 Medical turkeys
166.0 5 WOTVAX::NEARYM Sat Feb 11 1995 use it
167.0 5 MEO78A::MCKENZIE Wed Jun 14 1995 anybody home?
168.0 BIGUN::chmeee::Mayne Thu Nov 23 1995 Computer languages (C at the top of the list)

Topic #	Replies	Author	Written	Subject
0.0	1	--UnknownUser--	Thu Jan 01 1970
1.0+	19	PERCH::LESLIE	Thu Aug 09 1984	Introduction
2.0	16	PERCH::LESLIE	Thu Aug 09 1984	The Worst Historical Movie
3.0	130	PERCH::LESLIE	Thu Aug 09 1984	The worst SF Movie
4.0	34	PERCH::LESLIE	Thu Aug 09 1984	The most Insane Business Decisi
5.0	63	VICKI::THOMPSON	Fri Aug 10 1984	Worst DEC product - Software
6.0	109	PERCH::LESLIE	Fri Aug 17 1984	The worst car...
7.0	85	ADVISE::THOMPSON	Mon Aug 20 1984	Worst DEC Product - Hardware
8.0	122	EXODUS::MCKENDRY	Wed Aug 22 1984	Worst TV Series, Comedy
9.0	86	EXODUS::MCKENDRY	Thu Aug 23 1984	Genuinely offensive books
10.0	12	PERCH::LESLIE	Mon Sep 03 1984	FrED
11.0	6	PERCH::LESLIE	Wed Sep 05 1984	Rolling Stone
13.0	75	SDC	Wed Sep 26 1984	Your worst job
14.0	81	WAR75	Wed Oct 03 1984	worst ad[vertisement]
18.0	147	PERCH::ANDY_LESLIE	Wed Oct 17 1984	The Worst Ad (continued)
19.0	20	PERCH::ANDY_LESLIE	Thu Oct 18 1984	The Worst Taxation Laws
20.0	26	CLOSUS::KAPLAN	Thu Oct 25 1984	Your worst hotel
21.0	12	PERCH::ANDY_LESLIE	Sun Nov 18 1984	The Worst Trip...?
22.0	8	PERCH::ANDY_LESLIE	Thu Nov 22 1984	The worst Miming in a Video
23.0	21	EAYV	Mon Nov 26 1984	The worst prediction
24.0	2	STAR::CANTOR	Tue Jun 12 1990	Directory listings of this conference
25.0	33	EAYV	Wed Nov 28 1984	Worlds most inept politician
26.0	92	NCVAX1::FORD	Thu Nov 29 1984	THE worst movie.
27.0	7	THESUN::JOHNSON	Thu Nov 29 1984	Worst animal rescue
28.0	58	PEN::KALLIS	Fri Mar 29 1985	STRANGE Auto Engineering
29.0	13	MILOS::MEREWOOD	Tue Apr 09 1985	A very serious matter ...
30.0	17	DICE::ARSENEAU	Thu Apr 11 1985	worst honeymoon!!!!
31.0	83	PEN::KALLIS	Thu May 02 1985	Newspeak
32.0	3	PEN::KALLIS	Wed May 15 1985	Worst SWAT
33.0	1	GWEN::LUGRIN	Tue May 21 1985	Travelling turkey
34.0	14	NY1MM::MISRAHI	Tue Jun 18 1985	* customers *
35.0	32	PEN::KALLIS	Thu Jul 18 1985	Worst Marketing
36.0	2	TRIVIA::REINIG	Sun Jul 21 1985	Worst researched book (fiction)
37.0	4	HAMSTR::TORTORINO	Wed Jul 31 1985	Poverty Cars
38.0	57	ABLE::MARTY	Sat Aug 03 1985	Worst trip by air
39.0	35	BRS	Mon Aug 05 1985	Worst mistake in advertisements
40.0	16	SNO78C::ORME	Tue Sep 03 1985	worst dec marketing ploy
41.0	11	FIXER::PURDY	Wed Feb 12 1986	GRADE 'A' TURKEYS..
42.0	6	PUNDIT::CHIP	Thu Feb 20 1986	Air Traffic Controllers
45.0	10	PEN::KALLIS	Fri Mar 07 1986	Judicial Decisions
46.0	3	SWATT::POLIKOFF	Fri Mar 14 1986	They have their pride
48.0	2	INK::KALLIS	Wed May 14 1986	Turkey Kiev
50.0	1	EAYV	Mon Jun 02 1986	HELP!! We have a constipated Turkey...
51.0	30	PIXEL::KRUPINSKI	Mon Jul 07 1986	Bad taste - Record Album art/title
52.0		GEM::ANDY_LESLIE	Wed Jul 30 1986	Welcome to HUMAN::GOLDEN_TURKEY.NOTE
53.0	22	GEM::ANDY_LESLIE	Mon Aug 04 1986	Most reviled political leader in the world
54.0	4	PSGMKG::RODENHISER	Wed Aug 06 1986	Worst Boston-based Pro Baseball Team
55.0	34	NEXUS::DEVINS	Wed Aug 06 1986	Dumbest Lawsuits
56.0	106	NEXUS::DEVINS	Wed Aug 06 1986	Dumbest Criminals
57.0	22	NEXUS::DEVINS	Tue Aug 12 1986	MURPHY'S LAW
58.0	1	SWATT::POLIKOFF	Mon Sep 08 1986	Mom, Can I lick the bowl. No flush it.
59.0	1	RDGENG::LESLIE	Tue Nov 04 1986	Personnel Policyon use of Networks, etc FYI
60.0	8	416	Tue Nov 18 1986	Worst Honorary Degree
62.0	3	HENRY8::WHEELER	Tue Nov 25 1986	Cut this one out of the will, dear
64.0	10	KAOA	Fri Jun 19 1987	Worst Notesfile
65.0	13	FXADM::SORRENTINO	Fri Jun 19 1987	Worst Apt.
66.0	5	FXADM::SORRENTINO	Fri Jun 19 1987	And no one found out. Shhh.
67.0	13	UTRTSC::VANSENTEN	Thu Jun 25 1987	The worst hardware EVER!
68.0	18	MINDER::FIELD	Sun Jun 28 1987	Worst Management Comment ??
69.0	6	USRCV1::HOLTJ	Thu Jul 02 1987	Still corny after 2
70.0	34	QRTRS::COGHILL	Mon Aug 10 1987	Turkey Laws
71.0	6	CHEFS::DALLISON	Wed Aug 26 1987	WHAT A DRIVER
72.0	26	SPRINT::ROLLINS	Fri Sep 18 1987	Worst Products Period
74.0	3	CHEFS::FRENCHS	Thu Oct 22 1987	They bounce VT52's don't they.
75.0	7	SPRINT::ROLLINS	Fri Oct 23 1987	Laughable Notes
76.0	2	GVASA::LUGRIN	Fri Nov 27 1987	Honest at telephone answering
77.0	1	CSC32::S_HALL	Mon Dec 07 1987	Holes-in-the-wall I've known
78.0	48	ERASER::KALLIS	Mon Jan 04 1988	Catch-22 Instructions
79.0	122	MSDSWS::HENDERSON	Tue Feb 02 1988	Worst Pop Tune
80.0	1	MSDSWS::HENDERSON	Tue Feb 02 1988	Foot in mouth disease
81.0	6	AYOV11::EBYRNE	Thu Feb 04 1988	GOVERNMENT GOBBLERS
82.0	3	BPOV	Tue Feb 16 1988	Say what???!!!
83.0	45	VAXRIO::CLAIRE	Fri Mar 04 1988	Worst Drivers
85.0	6	MCIS2::MORAN	Tue Apr 05 1988	Sales Turkeys
86.0	10	SAHQ::LILLY	Mon Apr 18 1988	brightest salesman award
87.0	1	HPSTEK::XIA	Fri Jun 17 1988	Seat Belts and Teddy
88.0	16	SUBURB::TUDORK	Tue Jun 21 1988	WORST PUBLIC SERVICE
89.0	19	STING::EMERSON_P	Fri Jul 01 1988	stupid road/highway engineering
90.0	38	KYOA::CLEARY	Tue Jul 26 1988	Did they REALLY say that!
91.0	23	POBOX::CROWE	Wed Aug 31 1988	Worst Pick-Up Lines
92.0	27	AYOV11::EBYRNE	Fri Oct 07 1988	Sports Beauties
93.0	4	KBOMFG::POST	Sun Oct 09 1988	NUKE THE DUKE
94.0	77	KBOMFG::POST	Mon Oct 17 1988	Worst Company Names
95.0	3	CLOSET::T_PARMENTER	Wed Oct 19 1988	Nonpareil inanity
96.0	66	KAOA12::SMELLIE	Fri Oct 21 1988	Worst Wording in a Birth Announcement
97.0	8	POBOX::CROWE	Wed Oct 26 1988	Police Turkeys
98.0		KBOMFG::POST	Thu Oct 27 1988	Confusing Cops and Robbers
99.0	12	POBOX::CROWE	Tue Nov 01 1988	Co-worker Awards
100.0		KBOMFG::POST	Sat Nov 05 1988	And you thought you knew English!!
101.0	6	MTWAIN::KLAES	Fri Nov 11 1988	The Worst News Broadcasts
102.0	40	ASHBY::GASSAWAY	Wed Nov 23 1988	Worst Fashions
103.0	2	RLAV::CLEARY	Thu Dec 01 1988	Alan Alda buys a Toshiba lap top PC.
104.0	40	USWAV1::CHAPLAIN	Tue Dec 06 1988	Only in Boston
105.0	4	KBOMFG::POST	Wed Dec 21 1988	Highway Robbery
106.0	12	LIBRAE::BAILEY	Sun Jan 08 1989	He's no lady
108.0+	8	USWAV1::CHAPLAIN	Tue Jan 17 1989	What's In a Name
109.0	5	KBOMFG::POST	Wed Jan 18 1989	A harmless but good hardy laugh
110.0	5	KAOO	Fri Jan 20 1989	LOSER OF THE DAY
111.0	7	RTL::HINXMAN	Fri Feb 10 1989	Worst navigation
112.0	13	HOO78C::ANDERSON	Mon Feb 13 1989	English as She is spoke!
113.0		CSCMA::GREEN	Wed Mar 15 1989	Worst day on the water
114.0	8	POBOX::CROWE	Wed Mar 15 1989	Worst First Date
115.0	1	KBOMFG::POST	Mon Mar 20 1989	Those good old DO-IT-YOURSELFers
116.0	8	USWAV1::CHAPLAIN	Sun Apr 09 1989	George Bush...
117.0	13	GAOV	Wed Apr 19 1989	Messers.
118.0		POBOX::CROWE	Fri Apr 28 1989	Turkey Teamwork
119.0	28	HPSCAD::ALTMAN	Mon Jun 26 1989	Menu Mania
120.0	3	BEING::POSTPISCHIL	Fri Jun 30 1989	Illustration Errors
121.0	6	SSDEVO::EGGERS	Thu Jul 20 1989	The worst rathole
122.0	21	WR1FOR::ADELMAN_AA	Wed Aug 02 1989	<< WORST ENGLISH >>
123.0	71	XNTRIK::MAGOON	Thu Aug 03 1989	Funny if taken out of context...
124.0	8	POBOX::CROWE	Wed Aug 09 1989	Out of the mouth of babes
125.0	2	HOO78C::ANDERSON	Fri Sep 08 1989	Hacker Friendly System Management.
126.0	1	DPDMAI::SWENSON	Thu Sep 21 1989	Brave Hunters\
127.0	2	GIDDAY::GILLINGS	Tue Oct 17 1989	wrong shovel - you're sacked!
128.0	6	AYOV27::ISMITH	Thu Nov 02 1989	Funereal Bloopers
129.0		MISFIT::KINNEYD	Thu Dec 21 1989	Best Scoundrel Award
130.0	9	AYOV18::GMCCULLOCH	Tue Jan 09 1990	The Worst Submarine.
131.0	24	POBOX::CROWE	Wed Mar 07 1990	Best/Worst t-shirts
132.0		YUPPY::DUTTONS	Thu Jun 07 1990	PEPPERED LEOPARD
133.0	3	GIDDAY::GILLINGS	Sat Jun 16 1990	The Presidents Phone is Busy
134.0		PEKING::GERRYT	Thu Aug 02 1990	Turkey Office Equipment
135.0	2	GIDDAY::GILLINGS	Tue Aug 28 1990	pseudo journalist turkey
136.0	2	JOCKEY::MACLUREA	Fri Sep 21 1990	To err is Human...
137.0	2	YUPPY::GARLICKK	Fri Sep 21 1990	the worst jokes
138.0	2	NOTIME::SACKS	Tue Sep 25 1990	Best Film by a Dead Director...
139.0		POBOX::CROWE	Thu Oct 25 1990	`New' terminology
140.0	34	BRUMMY::LAWTON	Mon Nov 05 1990	Worst practical jokes or "Oh, you B******!!!!"
141.0	1	GIDDAY::GILLINGSNP	Mon Nov 12 1990	Never ask a question if you don't know the answer
142.0		ELIS::BUREMA	Mon Jan 07 1991	BIG spender
143.0	6	BRUMMY::LAWTON	Tue Jan 08 1991	Who was that masked turkey?
144.0	10	NOTIME::SACKS	Fri Jan 11 1991	Military blunders
145.0	4	BRUMMY::LAWTON	Mon Feb 25 1991	Worst Breaches Of Trust
146.0	1	NOTIME::SACKS	Tue Mar 19 1991	Torturing your friends
147.0	3	TARKIN::KEEFER	Thu Apr 04 1991	Worst Dictionary Definition
148.0	4	BRUMMY::LAWTON	Mon Apr 29 1991	TURKEY TIMING
149.0	11	POBOX::CROWE	Wed May 08 1991	Words of Wisdom
150.0	3	POBOX::CROWE	Wed Jun 12 1991	The Wedding
151.0	5	SYSTEM::WATSON	Mon Sep 02 1991	Worst security
152.0	4	STORIE::KALLIS	Fri Sep 13 1991	Dumb Television Programming
153.0	2	GYUPCC::BLAKE	Wed Oct 02 1991	QUayle Quotes
154.0	2	REPAIR::RICKETTS	Mon Nov 11 1991	Railway Turkeys
155.0	2	RDVAX::KALIKOW	Sun Dec 15 1991	What, no basenote on CHUTZPAH??!
156.0	5	HELIX::KALLIS	Thu Dec 19 1991	Worst taste in exploiting current conditions
157.0	5	HELIX::KALLIS	Fri Jan 24 1992	Dumb Actions with authority figures
158.0	1	DYPSS1::COGHILL	Wed May 27 1992	Worse Hospital Stay
159.0	1	KBOMFG::POST	Tue Jul 07 1992	RESTRUCTURING FOR BEGINNERS
160.0	3	VSSCAD::ALTMAN	Tue Sep 29 1992	Headlines...
162.0	1	CSC32::J_HENSON	Mon Oct 19 1992	Dumb Animal Tricks?
163.0	12	CSOADM::ROTH	Thu Oct 07 1993	Golden Turkey Fans?
164.0	3	CSOADM::ROTH	Fri Jan 21 1994	Stupid things done at home
165.0	1	SCHOOL::NEWTON	Wed Oct 05 1994	Medical turkeys
166.0	5	WOTVAX::NEARYM	Sat Feb 11 1995	use it
167.0	5	MEO78A::MCKENZIE	Wed Jun 14 1995	anybody home?
168.0		BIGUN::chmeee::Mayne	Thu Nov 23 1995	Computer languages (C at the top of the list)