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Name | Date | Lines |
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| 742.1 | | OXNARD::HAYNES | Charles Haynes | Fri Mar 22 1991 17:29 | 3 |
| Didn't St. Thomas Aquinas talk to his ass?
-- Charles
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| 742.2 | I'll see your rathole and raise you two | SA1794::CHARBONND | You're hoping the sun won't rise | Fri Mar 22 1991 17:29 | 3 |
| >what do you call a rathole in an "ass" topic...?
Who gives a rat's ...oh, never mind.
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| 742.3 | I _know_ this is gonna get heated... | SA1794::CHARBONND | You're hoping the sun won't rise | Fri Mar 22 1991 17:30 | 1 |
| re .1 There are those who think he talked _through_ it >:-)
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| 742.4 | | NUPE::HAMPTON | Hamp-Animals don't die. We multiply! | Fri Mar 22 1991 17:32 | 18 |
| Here's some info on caring for your ass that I've learn over the
years...
1. Never let anyone kick your ass. If someone attempts to kick
your ass, make sure you kick their ass first. That will usually
stop them from kicking yours.
2. Make sure you wipe your ass everyday. It will enjoy it for
there's nothing like a good ass wipe.
3. Please label your ass so that you can tell it from a hole in the
ground.
These are just a few. Hope they are useful.
-Hamp
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| 742.6 | IMHO | KNGBUD::B_SIART | THE/OWLS/ARE/NOT/WHAT/THEY/SEEM | Fri Mar 22 1991 17:43 | 8 |
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Hmmm, and they're just as common as opinions, EVERYONE has ONE!
;)
Brian
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| 742.7 | (*8 | GAZERS::NOONAN | I said NO! Now stop whining! | Fri Mar 22 1991 18:03 | 4 |
| sigh....I wonder if I can be out of state by the second week of April?
E Grace
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| 742.8 | | FDCV07::KING | Jesse's Jets! | Fri Mar 22 1991 18:19 | 3 |
| Re:7 Only if you get up on you ass and start riding now.... :-}
REK
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| 742.9 | A teriible tragedy... | BATRI::MARCUS | This space left intentionally blank... | Fri Mar 22 1991 18:19 | 4 |
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I had a friend who was so addicted to gambling that she bet her ass...
Barb
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| 742.10 | | SOLVIT::FRASER | But I don't have an accent; you do! | Fri Mar 22 1991 18:22 | 8 |
| Not forgetting, of course that the (ahem) fundamental
difference between an ass-kisser and a brown-nose is....
depth perception.
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| 742.11 | | FDCV07::KING | Jesse's Jets! | Fri Mar 22 1991 18:22 | 3 |
| Re:10 BJ says Hi!
REK
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| 742.14 | | GEMVAX::KOTTLER | | Fri Mar 22 1991 19:14 | 6 |
|
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pure literary conseat.
D.
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| 742.15 | | SA1794::CHARBONND | You're hoping the sun won't rise | Fri Mar 22 1991 19:16 | 1 |
| re .14 Titus Groaned
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| 742.16 | regardless of the weather... | MRKTNG::SZKLARZ | Can't you hear? My silence screams! | Fri Mar 22 1991 19:20 | 7 |
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.... you should always cover your ass!
lsn
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| 742.17 | one for easter time | FDCV06::CONTI | | Fri Mar 22 1991 19:24 | 7 |
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A Keyster for Easter ..........
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| 742.18 | 2/3rds of a pun (P.U.) | USCTR2::DONOVAN | | Sat Mar 23 1991 04:28 | 11 |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass so good it brings tears to your eyes.
Comment: Boo! Hiss!
Retort: No applause, please! Just throw money.
Kate 8^D
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| 742.20 | | FDCV07::KING | Jesse's Jets! | Mon Mar 25 1991 01:14 | 4 |
| I don't know about him, but you bet your sweet ass I am a turtle.
REK
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